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I gave all my best years to that woman.

All she gave me was masterpiece.

A miracle straight from the Lord Jesus.

Since Charlie blew off both my tiptees.

1969, Cameron Bay.

How long's he been like this?

Ain't no telling.

Months, years, days.

Hell, it could be today.

What could not? I don't know. Nobody does.

We've done exhaustified all answers.

Rusty, hey.

Son, can you hear me?

Here, you want to play with my gun? Ain't no use, Sheriff.

They was saying the dyslexia done spread to his legs now.

Every zone.

Infectulated.

Who was saying?

Me, just now.

Science, too.

Hell, they all talk about it.

Yep. He's dyslexic, all right.

The state will cover that, don't it?

Give out a check, you know, monies, fundage and such.

That all depends on your level of need, Early. Well, you know I got this full

-service spa in Ceylon I need to be thinking about.

If I ain't getting them monies, I ain't gonna be able to keep blowing this price

gorilla. Then I'm gonna have to take down all these Christmas decorations.

Then what?

You'll be out of a job?

Still. I'll go ahead and file a paperwork with the state. We'll get

the financial help he needs. But you're gonna need to put an access ramp on this

port. A ramp?

I dropped it on my minibike. Get back in the house, boy.

Yeah, you're right.

It's chilly out here, Daddy. You done with my skin yet? I should have stuck

damn mouth before you popped off and exploded my damn fancy steam.

Early, uh, this looked pretty bad to me.

I suppose you're right. I got my son bitch on backwards.

Come on down, son. I found a pad.

I'm going to have to report this to the authorities. Oh, come on, man. We was

just teasing with the government. Those entitlements exist for a reason, Early.

And I'm an official of the state and sworn to uphold my duty.

I just can't allow you to work the system that way.

Can I?

Just yank that old boy off the bronson pit, Sheriff. Hey!

Easy there, stallion. I got 15 more minutes here. You do got 15 more

Come on, look.

Better make it a half hour.

We'll toss another tire on there.

You want your bark smoothie while you wait?

Well, we got some pine bark flavor. We got some tropical island, ocean, Florida

pine bark flavor.

And mechanical face peel.

Microdermabrasion. No, I'm just gonna get a base coat, you know. Wait a

I think I mean... need to go see a doctor.

She has a fifth degree burns over 240 % of her body. Right here.

Right here.

Right there.

You can hear it crackle just a little bit.

What's cooking?

Just kidding.

Come look at my expensive computer.

Ah, fortunate lady.

It's a circle box. It can allow us to pinpoint the exact location of the burn.

So we can mask them with the enormous fake breath.

Bigger. Bigger.

Bigger. Bigger. Yeah, bigger.

Well, look, it's me. Bigger.

Bigger.

Bigger? Yeah, bigger. Okay, bigger.

Bigger.

Come on now, bigger.

Bigger. Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. Here's the brakes there, Frankenstein.

I want them to look natural now. And what about them burns, Doctor?

Wait a minute.

You've got burns?

That is so amazing.

I've got burns, too. Look.

We both have burns.

Can you make it bigger with less nipples?

So Medicare ain't gonna spring for no fake fun bags?

Medicare. Medicare don't care.

Medicaid. What about my fragile self -esteem?

Yeah,

we got that covered.

Russell, fetch up the mirror. Yes, sir.

I like it. Yeah, I saw them pig intestines where your mammary roids

Soft, yet supple.

Just like the real thing.

Adjustable, too. Now, if you don't like them after a couple weeks, we can add

more manure right on the fly.

No wrinkles.

Hair looks fuller.

It is a little itchy, though.

That's the Lyme disease.

But them maggots will die over time and leave their heads buried into your outer

organs.

Well, I can live with that.

Probably not, though. Granny, have you done something different with your hair?

I'll never tell.

Sheriff, we close up at six now.

Five more minutes?

Better make it ten.

Granny grew to appreciate her new fur, and it filled her with a confidence that

the purple prunish skin of her past had not allowed.

Maybe just a little too much confidence.

looking spry today.

How do you do it, Granny?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Seeing your new skin reminds me of the story of Joseph and his coat of many

colors. The youngest of eleven sons of Israel and reached... Don't speak.

Just drink me some with your eyes.

May you like what you see?

Suppose I do? Do you want it?

Well, Granny, if I were not a man of the clock... You send me over to the gutter

in that king cab and scramble my eggs up nice and warm?

Post a little Thompson Judy up there? No, I understood when you mentioned the

eggs. Please.

I'll pop these teeth out and rock your world.

We can take five if y 'all need to get busy.

Oh?

We'll see y 'all at the spaghetti social.

Hey, get back here. Go get some, Granny. Get to know each other.

Granny, you know rape is illegal in these parts.

I know it, too.

It's pretty much illegal everywhere.

And I'm pretty dang sure it's illegal in those places.

I tell you what. Why don't I just let you go?

Now what? You're going to blame me for this, right?

Aw, granny.

Ray Pio's illegal in these parts.

Ask me how I know.

Go on. Ask me one time how I know.

It's a long way.

But a colorful one.

Oh,

um.

No, no. I was just, uh.

Stop blocking the wind, actually. You sure know.

There's plenty of room.

Of course they tell me. How is it right when they're dead?

Talk about a victimless crime.

Talk about granny in that new fur.

Yep, I'm proud of her. She's really come out of that jail.

She's a social butterfly. She is.

Damn it, woman. Stop fiddling.

I swear, that woman will talk to a fan.

Helps of our ancestors, he said.

Leave them alone.

Daddy, what do we do now?

We wait.

Actually, you wait.

Escape pod only holds one. See ya. But, Daddy.

Hang tight, son.

Fight the good fight.

It's okay. Come on. I'll pinch you. Come on.

I'm your friend. I'm rusty.

Such grace coupled with such brutality.

Violent. Wild and feral, great pagan god of Olympus. Who is this

sublime creature?

I could arrange a meeting. No, no, that's not necessary.

I'll just take her from here.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on now! You can't do that!

You got the damn safety on here.

Despite the efforts of the best doctors, I'm sorry to report...

The disease has spread to her legs.

Every zone, infectulated.

Let's stop dyslexia in its tracks.

You can make a difference.

Not for her. She's completely dead. But for me, as I finish this awesome

building.

I want to put a death ray right there.