1 00:00:04,750 --> 00:00:08,870 I gave all my best years to that woman. 2 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:13,770 All she gave me was masterpiece. 3 00:00:15,410 --> 00:00:19,050 A miracle straight from the Lord Jesus. 4 00:00:20,810 --> 00:00:25,090 Since Charlie blew off both my tiptees. 5 00:00:25,610 --> 00:00:28,830 1969, Cameron Bay. 6 00:00:38,510 --> 00:00:40,350 How long's he been like this? 7 00:00:40,850 --> 00:00:41,850 Ain't no telling. 8 00:00:42,630 --> 00:00:45,130 Months, years, days. 9 00:00:45,910 --> 00:00:47,190 Hell, it could be today. 10 00:00:47,830 --> 00:00:50,770 What could not? I don't know. Nobody does. 11 00:00:51,150 --> 00:00:53,210 We've done exhaustified all answers. 12 00:00:53,910 --> 00:00:54,930 Rusty, hey. 13 00:00:55,910 --> 00:00:57,330 Son, can you hear me? 14 00:00:58,279 --> 00:01:00,680 Here, you want to play with my gun? Ain't no use, Sheriff. 15 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:04,239 They was saying the dyslexia done spread to his legs now. 16 00:01:05,260 --> 00:01:06,260 Every zone. 17 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:08,480 Infectulated. 18 00:01:08,940 --> 00:01:09,940 Who was saying? 19 00:01:09,980 --> 00:01:10,980 Me, just now. 20 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:12,760 Science, too. 21 00:01:13,140 --> 00:01:14,460 Hell, they all talk about it. 22 00:01:16,980 --> 00:01:19,420 Yep. He's dyslexic, all right. 23 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:21,240 The state will cover that, don't it? 24 00:01:21,780 --> 00:01:25,360 Give out a check, you know, monies, fundage and such. 25 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:29,720 That all depends on your level of need, Early. Well, you know I got this full 26 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:32,400 -service spa in Ceylon I need to be thinking about. 27 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,760 If I ain't getting them monies, I ain't gonna be able to keep blowing this price 28 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:39,280 gorilla. Then I'm gonna have to take down all these Christmas decorations. 29 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:41,080 Then what? 30 00:01:42,460 --> 00:01:43,740 You'll be out of a job? 31 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:48,600 Still. I'll go ahead and file a paperwork with the state. We'll get 32 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:52,300 the financial help he needs. But you're gonna need to put an access ramp on this 33 00:01:52,300 --> 00:01:53,300 port. A ramp? 34 00:01:55,260 --> 00:01:59,380 I dropped it on my minibike. Get back in the house, boy. 35 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:00,779 Yeah, you're right. 36 00:02:00,780 --> 00:02:04,080 It's chilly out here, Daddy. You done with my skin yet? I should have stuck 37 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:07,300 damn mouth before you popped off and exploded my damn fancy steam. 38 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:11,400 Early, uh, this looked pretty bad to me. 39 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,980 I suppose you're right. I got my son bitch on backwards. 40 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:16,940 Come on down, son. I found a pad. 41 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:21,580 I'm going to have to report this to the authorities. Oh, come on, man. We was 42 00:02:21,580 --> 00:02:25,580 just teasing with the government. Those entitlements exist for a reason, Early. 43 00:02:25,700 --> 00:02:28,840 And I'm an official of the state and sworn to uphold my duty. 44 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,820 I just can't allow you to work the system that way. 45 00:02:35,180 --> 00:02:36,180 Can I? 46 00:02:37,660 --> 00:02:40,520 Just yank that old boy off the bronson pit, Sheriff. Hey! 47 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:45,260 Easy there, stallion. I got 15 more minutes here. You do got 15 more 48 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,200 Come on, look. 49 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:51,020 Better make it a half hour. 50 00:02:51,260 --> 00:02:53,160 We'll toss another tire on there. 51 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:55,140 You want your bark smoothie while you wait? 52 00:02:55,340 --> 00:02:59,640 Well, we got some pine bark flavor. We got some tropical island, ocean, Florida 53 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:01,140 pine bark flavor. 54 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:02,740 And mechanical face peel. 55 00:03:04,020 --> 00:03:07,320 Microdermabrasion. No, I'm just gonna get a base coat, you know. Wait a 56 00:03:09,460 --> 00:03:12,200 I think I mean... need to go see a doctor. 57 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:20,680 She has a fifth degree burns over 240 % of her body. Right here. 58 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:22,800 Right here. 59 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:25,400 Right there. 60 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,420 You can hear it crackle just a little bit. 61 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:30,600 What's cooking? 62 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:34,500 Just kidding. 63 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:36,980 Come look at my expensive computer. 64 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:39,300 Ah, fortunate lady. 65 00:03:39,950 --> 00:03:44,290 It's a circle box. It can allow us to pinpoint the exact location of the burn. 66 00:03:44,570 --> 00:03:48,210 So we can mask them with the enormous fake breath. 67 00:03:48,650 --> 00:03:50,290 Bigger. Bigger. 68 00:03:51,090 --> 00:03:53,610 Bigger. Bigger. Yeah, bigger. 69 00:03:53,930 --> 00:03:55,130 Well, look, it's me. Bigger. 70 00:03:55,890 --> 00:03:56,890 Bigger. 71 00:04:01,410 --> 00:04:04,130 Bigger? Yeah, bigger. Okay, bigger. 72 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,370 Bigger. 73 00:04:07,710 --> 00:04:09,130 Come on now, bigger. 74 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:13,340 Bigger. Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. Here's the brakes there, Frankenstein. 75 00:04:13,660 --> 00:04:16,839 I want them to look natural now. And what about them burns, Doctor? 76 00:04:17,740 --> 00:04:18,619 Wait a minute. 77 00:04:18,620 --> 00:04:19,620 You've got burns? 78 00:04:19,940 --> 00:04:21,200 That is so amazing. 79 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:23,380 I've got burns, too. Look. 80 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:25,420 We both have burns. 81 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,320 Can you make it bigger with less nipples? 82 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:39,140 So Medicare ain't gonna spring for no fake fun bags? 83 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:42,020 Medicare. Medicare don't care. 84 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:46,900 Medicaid. What about my fragile self -esteem? 85 00:04:47,740 --> 00:04:48,740 Yeah, 86 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:50,320 we got that covered. 87 00:05:40,460 --> 00:05:41,920 Russell, fetch up the mirror. Yes, sir. 88 00:05:51,820 --> 00:05:55,840 I like it. Yeah, I saw them pig intestines where your mammary roids 89 00:05:56,220 --> 00:05:58,380 Soft, yet supple. 90 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:00,660 Just like the real thing. 91 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:03,900 Adjustable, too. Now, if you don't like them after a couple weeks, we can add 92 00:06:03,900 --> 00:06:04,940 more manure right on the fly. 93 00:06:05,220 --> 00:06:06,360 No wrinkles. 94 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,820 Hair looks fuller. 95 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,610 It is a little itchy, though. 96 00:06:11,870 --> 00:06:12,870 That's the Lyme disease. 97 00:06:13,090 --> 00:06:16,370 But them maggots will die over time and leave their heads buried into your outer 98 00:06:16,370 --> 00:06:17,370 organs. 99 00:06:17,430 --> 00:06:20,270 Well, I can live with that. 100 00:06:20,970 --> 00:06:25,550 Probably not, though. Granny, have you done something different with your hair? 101 00:06:27,010 --> 00:06:28,190 I'll never tell. 102 00:06:28,530 --> 00:06:29,990 Sheriff, we close up at six now. 103 00:06:31,250 --> 00:06:32,350 Five more minutes? 104 00:06:35,390 --> 00:06:36,410 Better make it ten. 105 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:41,290 Granny grew to appreciate her new fur, and it filled her with a confidence that 106 00:06:41,290 --> 00:06:43,850 the purple prunish skin of her past had not allowed. 107 00:06:46,670 --> 00:06:53,490 Maybe just a little too much confidence. 108 00:07:07,150 --> 00:07:08,550 looking spry today. 109 00:07:09,130 --> 00:07:11,410 How do you do it, Granny? 110 00:07:11,770 --> 00:07:13,290 Wouldn't you like to know? 111 00:07:13,550 --> 00:07:19,450 Seeing your new skin reminds me of the story of Joseph and his coat of many 112 00:07:19,450 --> 00:07:24,950 colors. The youngest of eleven sons of Israel and reached... Don't speak. 113 00:07:26,390 --> 00:07:30,270 Just drink me some with your eyes. 114 00:07:31,590 --> 00:07:33,710 May you like what you see? 115 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:37,780 Suppose I do? Do you want it? 116 00:07:38,220 --> 00:07:43,920 Well, Granny, if I were not a man of the clock... You send me over to the gutter 117 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:47,220 in that king cab and scramble my eggs up nice and warm? 118 00:07:47,620 --> 00:07:51,260 Post a little Thompson Judy up there? No, I understood when you mentioned the 119 00:07:51,260 --> 00:07:52,260 eggs. Please. 120 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:56,240 I'll pop these teeth out and rock your world. 121 00:07:59,060 --> 00:08:01,120 We can take five if y 'all need to get busy. 122 00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:02,820 Oh? 123 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:18,100 We'll see y 'all at the spaghetti social. 124 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:22,040 Hey, get back here. Go get some, Granny. Get to know each other. 125 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:25,720 Granny, you know rape is illegal in these parts. 126 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:27,320 I know it, too. 127 00:08:27,780 --> 00:08:29,640 It's pretty much illegal everywhere. 128 00:08:30,460 --> 00:08:33,940 And I'm pretty dang sure it's illegal in those places. 129 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,480 I tell you what. Why don't I just let you go? 130 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,640 Now what? You're going to blame me for this, right? 131 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:51,399 Aw, granny. 132 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,200 Ray Pio's illegal in these parts. 133 00:08:53,860 --> 00:08:54,920 Ask me how I know. 134 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,520 Go on. Ask me one time how I know. 135 00:08:59,660 --> 00:09:00,880 It's a long way. 136 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:02,420 But a colorful one. 137 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:05,040 Oh, 138 00:09:06,220 --> 00:09:07,220 um. 139 00:09:11,020 --> 00:09:12,760 No, no. I was just, uh. 140 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:16,280 Stop blocking the wind, actually. You sure know. 141 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:18,200 There's plenty of room. 142 00:09:19,380 --> 00:09:23,200 Of course they tell me. How is it right when they're dead? 143 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:25,380 Talk about a victimless crime. 144 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:27,840 Talk about granny in that new fur. 145 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:31,920 Yep, I'm proud of her. She's really come out of that jail. 146 00:09:32,220 --> 00:09:34,100 She's a social butterfly. She is. 147 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:36,380 Damn it, woman. Stop fiddling. 148 00:09:37,460 --> 00:09:39,800 I swear, that woman will talk to a fan. 149 00:09:52,170 --> 00:09:53,750 Helps of our ancestors, he said. 150 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,010 Leave them alone. 151 00:09:57,990 --> 00:09:59,210 Daddy, what do we do now? 152 00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:00,730 We wait. 153 00:10:02,350 --> 00:10:03,350 Actually, you wait. 154 00:10:03,430 --> 00:10:05,670 Escape pod only holds one. See ya. But, Daddy. 155 00:10:05,910 --> 00:10:06,910 Hang tight, son. 156 00:10:07,070 --> 00:10:08,070 Fight the good fight. 157 00:10:09,290 --> 00:10:11,190 It's okay. Come on. I'll pinch you. Come on. 158 00:10:11,430 --> 00:10:12,670 I'm your friend. I'm rusty. 159 00:10:15,330 --> 00:10:18,410 Such grace coupled with such brutality. 160 00:10:19,850 --> 00:10:26,150 Violent. Wild and feral, great pagan god of Olympus. Who is this 161 00:10:26,150 --> 00:10:27,950 sublime creature? 162 00:10:28,530 --> 00:10:31,070 I could arrange a meeting. No, no, that's not necessary. 163 00:10:31,970 --> 00:10:33,490 I'll just take her from here. 164 00:10:34,930 --> 00:10:37,450 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on now! You can't do that! 165 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:39,710 You got the damn safety on here. 166 00:10:45,590 --> 00:10:49,110 Despite the efforts of the best doctors, I'm sorry to report... 167 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,820 The disease has spread to her legs. 168 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,260 Every zone, infectulated. 169 00:10:57,340 --> 00:10:59,420 Let's stop dyslexia in its tracks. 170 00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:01,340 You can make a difference. 171 00:11:01,780 --> 00:11:07,300 Not for her. She's completely dead. But for me, as I finish this awesome 172 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,300 building. 173 00:11:09,140 --> 00:11:12,240 I want to put a death ray right there.