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Upstairs. Come on, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Go, go, go, go, go. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay. Close it. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh,

shh, shh.

Do you want to follow us?

I wish I had a cup.

That would be ideal.

A cup. I never actually heard anyone follow us.

Let's check.

Okay. Do you want to give it a minute or check now? I'll check. Just check.

Okay.

Fuck.

Oh, shit. There's nails in it. Yeah, I'm sure they did.

Is it locked?

It's not locked. It's just one of those. It's like in Hackers, the pool on the

roof scene.

Fuck, where are we?

Or is this an oh shit moment?

Or on the roof, is that good or bad?

I don't know. Me neither.

Or neither?

I don't know that either.

Either?

Let's find out. It would be like a ladder or a fire escape somewhere.

Yeah, dude. Too big of a drop here, Matt.

Okay, I can figure this out.

I can figure this out.

On the roof, just saw the band list. The band list is inside.

How do we get back in without letting everybody know? Too big of a drop here

too, Matt.

Really rude. Boy, it's hot up here, huh? Boy, am I in it.

Hey,

Matt.

Yep, yep, yep. The front, yep.

Holy shit!

The Dragon Festival!

Maybe that was the drums we heard?

Uh, yeah.

No, dude, look! That other drummer!

He's getting in on it. He's jamming with them.

It's a fucked up day.

Help! We're stuck on the roof!

We're going to die!

Get down.

Get down? Why? Because they're going to tell the Rivoli we're on the roof. We'll

get banned.

Why? Because we're fugitives.

We're Harrison Ford.

You think I look like Harrison Ford?

In a tent.

Okay, so we have to get off the roof.

Quietly. Yeah, get off quietly.

Um, okay. Hey, look.

Spray paint can.

We can just write, like, a big SOS on a wall. And then wait for the chopper to

come? Don't touch the spray paint. That's gang material, man.

Get off of me.

Well, don't touch it. I'm not kidding.

That's dangerous.

Ah!

Oh. Oh!

It's gonna happen.

What?

You're touching it? Shut up.

You was the one saying, ah!

Actually, you know what? There might be some things in it. Ah!

Oh.

Just the spray paint.

I wasn't afraid.

So I'm thinking a giant SOS. Well, a chopper can't land here. The Rivoli's

to run up here.

It's not a quiet plant.

If a chopper comes in here, it's going to give us away for sure.

Too bad air conditioning doesn't work outside, huh?

What do you mean?

Think about we can't turn the AC on and have it work outside for us. Yeah,

right.

Okay,

I got a plan. Okay, one.

Woo!

Jet on roof.

Check. Two.

Oh, this is cool.

What's step two?

This is the step everybody's always bugging me about.

Break AC.

We're going to break their AC.

And then, come on.

Three.

Repair.

Fuck.

Come on.

What the fuck? What are you doing?

It's out. Well, just tell me the plan. Okay, so then next the repairman shows

to fix the AC. How fast do you think the repair guy is going to come? Well, it's

a hot day. Come on. Rivoli is a prestigious establishment, man. Like

What? What do you want?

Nice job, Matt.

Fuck me fast. What do we got to do?

Oh, shit. What are they, bored?

Yeah, you know what they are? These are just your classic drunks on a roof

watching us. See?

Matt, I think he's catching us. Oh, fuck.

Fresh prince hit?

This? No, no.

It worked. I knew it. Will Smith.

Had to resort to some of the Will Smith stuff.

Well, it worked this time. Okay, so I'll just explain the rest. So then a repair

guy. Repair guy comes up. Yeah, and we take his uniform and then go in disguise

into the Rivoli. Then we have a reason to be in there. And then we can get the

band list. We walk out the front door.

Oh, toodaloo.

Toodaloo. To break AC.

That's the step we're on. Okay.

Take a little aggression.

What do we do?

I don't even want to do this.

Well, clearly it's a break.

We have to break it. Break this bitch up?

Um, where it's like a... Oh!

What was that? I kind of was picturing this as a Street Fighter bonus stage

situation.

Right? Full speed.

Matt, check this out.

There's a panel here.

Probably important stuff. Look at that.

Yeah, dude, that's the duct. The panel. No,

you gotta screw it.

Oh, yeah.

Do you have a screwdriver?

Flathead.

It's a flathead.

We're going to have something. What's in your pocket? Empty your pockets.

Yeah.

Something flat.

Magnet? Could a magnet suck these things out? That's very powerful.

Oh!

House key!

It's flat!

It works. Okay. Yes, we're in business.

I'm looking forward to being the AC guy.

Now look at this. There's no mistakes.

Happy accidents.

Just twist the key.

You know what I like to try? This is your bravery test.

And look at that. Uh, Matt?

Yeah? How long are we underground for?

Uh, I don't know. All night.

Okay, so what day is it, then?

Wednesday.

Uh... Oh, dude, I almost got it!

gonna crank it oh excuse me hello give the

time down there up here what time is it doing

310 hey get the fuck away from the guys what am i

telling you man huh what are you doing i was i was just looking at something

funny what's so funny

I like these.

Oh!

You're trying to get a knife off the table.

At the screwdriver.

That's what I was doing. I saw the knife. You little shit. You saw the

you thought, that's what we're going to use to unscrew the thing. I wanted to

surprise you with it. I'm sorry I came over here with a very bad attitude.

I'm so stressed out that they're going to come up and catch us. I have a whole

other thing.

I'm completely fucked up over it.

We just got to figure out a way to get the knife up as fast as possible.

So then we get off the roof as fast as possible.

And then I can still be on time.

What do I think he said?

What?

He said, so I can still be on time.

So we could still be on time.

So we could still be on time making good time.

Well, it's a triangle.

You only do two of these three.

Secretly, fast, and cheap.

We could do all those things.

You only pick two.

Okay, fast and secretly.

It's not going to be cheap.

Fine. Fine.

Okay. All right.

Let's spend some money.

Oh!

Get up in the morning, saving for research.

So that every mouth can be fed more.

I need flat.

Okay. Almost.

A little more, a little more.

A little more, a little more. Yeah, okay.

There. All right. A little more.

Okay, good.

Nobody's seen it.

There. Come on, magnet.

Yes! I told you it was very powerful.

Okay, bring it up, bring it up, bring it up. We got it, we got it.

Hey,

we just need the knife for a second.

You better delete that pic. I'm only 13 years old. We just needed a screwdriver.

Please don't tell anybody.

Yes, you're a genius person.

Oh, my God, oh, my God.

It works.

Oh, that just comes right off.

Now I have to disarm it. Yes.

Okay.

Meanie, meanie.

It's mine.

What are you? It's one wire.

Don't touch it.

You're gonna get killed. What should I figure out? Just break it. I am gonna do

it. I just wanna get, I don't wanna get a shock. Even a minor shock. Come on,

let's do a little zap. Dude, I don't wanna become fucking Ernest goes to

He got powers. For a few seconds.

Come on, we gotta go, man. We gotta go. We gotta get this bucket. Okay, yeah, I

know. What's the rush?

Can I take my time with this, please?

Oh.

Uh.

One second.

What the hell was that?

You zapped me! No, I didn't. You almost did! You could have killed me! But look,

it's broken!

Look!

It stopped.

Yeah, but you could have died!

No. Yes!

Those bananas!

Banana?

It means crazy.

Gwen Stefani started it.

Tuney!

Tuney!

It's just a goddamn quarter.

Look at this.

And does it match the shoes?

Huh?

Fresh. God damn it.

Nowadays, if you were to say I'm a Harajuku girl, dance all around and

take the whole culture for yourself.

She got away with it.

Sure. How long was I out?

I don't know.

Two, three minutes?

We're wasting time.

No, no, no. Let's get back to what number are we on? We're now at the

time phase. We wait for this guy to come up. Oh, God damn it.

alarm.

Hey Matt, you want to go get a Wahlburgers?

No, nothing.

You know what?

Hot day?

Hot day?

Ice cream cone.

Of course.

Because maybe...

Maybe the AT guy's not showing up, so we say, all right, cut our losses. We go

get an ice cream.

Salvage part of the day. Do you want to get off this band list? Yes. Oh, wait,

no. Off the, yeah. I thought you were about to say get off the roof. On this

band list. What did I just say?

You said off.

Don't worry. It was just a little slip. Yeah, right.

It's been.

It's been.

Yes, I got it. Do you want to get this band list or no? I'm just saying that

the. Is it yes or no? Simple question. Yes or no? Of course I want to get the

band list. So yes.

She's saying yes.

Yes, right? Are you saying yes?

Yes. Yes is the line.

Oh, hey, you just came in by the computer. Are you here to fix the

Yes. Oh, really? What's wrong with it?

So you're here to fix the computer, but you don't know what's wrong with it?

It's broken.

Very nice.

Okay.

Can you explain that that's what she said, style of joke?

Harry, what's going on?

How you doing?

I'm fine.

What's up?

Really?

Yeah, I'd love to come in for an interview.

That's, yeah, no, that sounds great.

You just go in, and if anything goes haywire, we will get you out of there.

Can I ask, would I be able to take, like, a part -time position, or?

Yeah, okay, yeah, we can talk about it.

Wednesday is fine. Yes.

Okay.

Yeah. Okay. I'll see you there.

You got it.

Okay.

What are you doing over there?

Oh, what the fuck's that?

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Okay. He's gone. What the fuck was that?

Bert, what the fuck was that? You had him! You had him! He left the ladder.

had him! Honestly, what was I supposed to do? Hit him with the brick? What are

you, crazy?

Kill a man with this.

It wouldn't kill him. It's a tap. The KO.

You're using the corner. You used the flat of it.

No. Can you give him a nice soft boink?

He left the ladder.

Let's go, okay?

We'll go home and we'll put a pin in this plan. You can't go.

We can't put a pin in this plan. This plan has to work. Right.

Because maybe there's something about this plan you don't know. God, I'm so

of this attitude from you today. It's not an attitude I'm trying to protect.

do you want to be on the roof so bad?

Because... It's like you're trying to stay up here.

I'm worried this might be our last plan together.

Why? What?

It's stupid.

So stupid.

Okay.

It's so, no, it's so stupid.

Basically, on your birthday, yeah, I went to the Rivoli, and I thought, I

what I'm going to get Jay for his birthday.

Ouch.

I'm going to ask if we can play a show for his birthday.

And that's when they said, get this, no, you're banned

from here.

You're banned from the Rivoli, they said to me.

You okay? We're banned? Like, for real, we're banned?

Yeah, they said we're banned.

Why?

I think because I came in and said we wanted a show just straight.

To be actually perfectly honest, I'm not totally sure why they did that. Okay,

this is solvable, okay? There's no reason to get all worked up about this.

No, no, maybe you're confused again with the spelling of banned. Yeah, B -A -N

-N -E -D? Yes, yes, banned.

So, yeah, we can get unbanned. This is a solvable problem.

What? We've gotten out of worse.

That's what I... That's what I think. You can work it out.

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

Okay. I was wearing this thing.

Dude, this hat, it's like the symbiote, the black Spider -Man or the mask. Yeah.

It's like you put it on and then that's it. I'm going to lie to my best friend.

That's it.

We're breaking into this museum and I'm getting that map.

That's why you couldn't spell band.

Oh, my God. Let's go home. Come up with a new plan to get unbanned. The new

season. Thank you. It's us getting unbanned.

Let's go to Wahlburgers.

Yeah. Actually, I got to be somewhere.

I got to be somewhere.

So I'll come meet you afterwards.

What do you mean? No, I'm saying we can go to Wahlburgers. I know. I just got

somewhere to be. You know what? I'm just going to tell you. I was kind of

holding something in, and I don't even know why.

Because we're letting stuff off our shoulders. I have a job interview.

What are you talking about?

I have a real job interview.

Like, for money. Like, a real job.

Right now?

At that jingle writing place. That studio. What do you mean?

Job interview. Yeah.

Remember I got that card at that party from that guy named Harry? He's a jingle

writer.

Followed up with him.

Oh, you mean for a plan?

No, I just, like, I've always wanted to get into jingle writing. You know that.

When are you going to have time to do that? Part time, I think.

But part time of what? We're doing this all the time.

I'm confused.

Look, that's another conversation. So maybe we should table this. Another

conversation of what? Of what?

A conversation of what? To talk about what? Time management. Let's talk about

now. I don't have time right now. I need to go right now. We're in the middle of

a whole fucking thing. Now we have to get unbanned. You're saying you take

another job?

I'm saying job? What the fuck do you need a job for?

How stupid are you?

Yeah, okay, go.

Okay,

okay, I'm being stupid. Go.

Go, and I hope you get it, and let me know. And I was acting crazy.

Go, go, go.

Later, man.