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Hey, where's Clay?
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We're out at the mall with Mandy. Hi,
Dan.
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Yes! Five days in a row.
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I love that girl.
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I thought you couldn't stand Mandy.
Well, it's kind of a love -hate thing. I
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love her when she takes Faith out, hate
her when she brings her back.
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Hating her.
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I'm telling you, it wasn't. It so was.
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Mandy thinks she saw Shaquille O 'Neal
at the mall.
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Okay, we're in Sneaker Alley, and I'm
picking up a pair of ankle weights for
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cardio striptease class.
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And this guy who works there asks if he
can help. I look up.
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It's Shaq.
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It wasn't. He was huge.
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He was like 5 '11". And I'm like, hey,
Shaq. And he's all, I'm not Shaq. And
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all, yeah, right, Shaq. And he's all,
I'm not Shaq. My name is Ronald. And I'm
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like, okay, liar.
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And then she insisted he autograph her
chest.
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Check it out.
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I'm not Shaq. My name is Ronald.
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Isn't that hilarious?
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Shaq is so funny.
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Hey, can Mandy stay for dinner?
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Mandy, we'd love to have you, but Friday
night's family night.
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My mom says you can't stay.
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That's okay, Mrs. Shanowski.
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Bye. Bye.
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Sally? Dad?
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What are you doing here?
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Where's Summer?
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Summer left me.
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Can I live with you?
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No reason to live.
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How about a waffle maker?
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Summer loved waffles.
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Maybe we'll just surprise you.
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Summer loved surprises?
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I got dumped in the first grade. You'll
get over it.
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What are we gonna do?
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I haven't seen him take anything this
hard since Mom died.
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Hey, I know what'll cheer him up.
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It's his 70th birthday.
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We can throw him a surprise party.
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We can invite all his old friends.
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Yeah.
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Nothing says your whole life's ahead of
you like the early bird special with the
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cast of Cocoon.
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Hey, guys.
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How'd you get in? Oh, Faith gave me a
key.
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I have the same shirt.
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And your shirt.
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Dad, lunch is ready.
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Hey, Dad, you remember my friend Mandy
from high school? Hi, Mr. Fairfield.
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Hello, Mandy.
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Dad's going through a rough time right
now. His fiance left him for another
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I didn't know your dad was gay.
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He's not gay.
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He's just a little down.
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But he's gonna bounce back.
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Better than ever.
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Hey, I hear ya.
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My mom went through the same thing a few
years back when she and my dad split.
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But six months and four suicide attempts
later, she was totally fine.
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Oh, my God. Are you totally thinking
what I'm thinking? Totally.
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a major slot i'm not sure he's ready to
date sure he is i'll make all the
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arrangements well i guess it couldn't
hurt oh my god do you know what this
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my mom and your dad are gonna no silly
you're
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going
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after 12 .30 and he was still out on the
town.
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Do you think he and Mrs. Radner, you
know... What
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is that? What are you doing?
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Happy morning! Happy morning!
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It's time to get up because we're all
done snoring. Oh, girls.
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Thanks, I had the best time last night.
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We want details!
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Tasteful details!
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Well, let's just say that the date
hasn't ended yet, huh?
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Are the kids gone?
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Honey, come on down.
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Oh,
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you have got to get a new pull -out
couch in that. Daddy, my back is killing
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Of course, the couch isn't entirely to
blame.
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Well, we just had the most wonderful
time. We walked and we talked.
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It was the perfect evening.
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What about Mrs. Radner?
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You know, Mandy's mom?
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Yeah. No, I didn't go for her.
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I just want you both to know that your
father is a fantastic lover.
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I mean, really, the way he looks...
Okay, time out!
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Faith, can I see you in the living room?
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He's old enough to be my father.
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He is your father.
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You're adopted?
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Don't worry, honey. I still love you.
Well, not quite the same way, but... I
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cannot believe you're okay with this.
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Look, the important thing is Dad's got
his mojo back.
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And after a few days of seeing him with
nojo, I am very happy about that, and
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you should be, too.
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Fix the clock at the Elk Room.
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Hey, I found those Perry Como albums you
wanted for the party.
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This is the perfect plan.
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Tonight, Dad's going to spend his
birthday with all of his old friends,
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going to realize he has nothing in
common with Mandy.
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I mean, she's like a child. She gets
confused telling knock -knock jokes.
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Hey, some of those are real mind
-benders.
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I mean, orange, glad I didn't say
banana.
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I did not see that coming.
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Honey. I know you're not crazy about
Mandy, but it's just a fling.
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When I'm his age, I hope I'm still out
there having crazy, wild... marriage to
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you.
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Well... Good talk.
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Am I the only one who sees how
inappropriate this is?
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Look, Hope, you're just gonna have to
let this go.
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Dad can make his own decisions.
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He's a grown man.
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Guess who took me shopping?
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Don't I look fly?
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Check out the bling bling.
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Mandy, you have the most classic taste.
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Daddy, this is the kind of thing you can
wear forever.
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I wanted to do something special. You
know, it's his 70th birthday tomorrow.
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Yes, 70th, not 17th.
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Mandy's taking me to this club called
Spasm tonight to celebrate. We want you
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guys to come with us.
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But, Dad, remember, we're taking you to
dinner tonight at the Elk Room.
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Oh, honey, the Elk Room is so old, Jack.
The new Jack wants to kick it at Spasm.
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Whoa.
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Well, that's too bad.
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We already have reservations, and it's
all set.
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We could just move everything to Spasm.
No, we can't. Yes, we can. Faith, a
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word?
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Celebrating Dad's birthday as ever.
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Look, Hope, you're just going to have to
accept the fact that Dad and Mandy are
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dating. I mean, look at them. Look how
happy they are.
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Oh, I got foam all over my fingers.
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Oh, I'll get that for you.
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Oh, my God.
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She's flicking our dad.
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Oh, but it's okay if they have sex.
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is just occurring to you now?
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Ew! Yes!
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Oh, my God. It's freaking me out. I
can't get it out of my head.
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You're doing it Daddy style.
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Wait. Pull it together.
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Okay. Okay.
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Mandy's my best friend.
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I'll just tell her how uncomfortable
this makes me, and she'll end it.
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Oopsie. Now I've got foam on my finger.
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Mandy!
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Sure, sweetie. What is it?
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I've been thinking, and I'm really not
comfortable with you dating my dad, so
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you could just end it, that'd be great.
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Yeah, I'm not going to do that.
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You're my best friend.
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A best friend wouldn't ask her best
friend to break up with her dad.
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Well, a best friend wouldn't tell her
best friend that a best friend wouldn't
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ask her best friend to break up with her
dad.
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Unless she wasn't her best friend.
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Did we just break up?
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I think we did.
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Oh, I guess we'll see you at the
bathroom.
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Oh, wait, can I borrow that little black
strappy dress? Oh, totally. You look so
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hot in that. Wait a minute. No.
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Forget it.
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Besides, that dress makes you look fat.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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I'm having sex with... Faith, don't. I
got this whole... I'm having sex with
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who? I'm having sex with your dad.
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not see that coming.
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Here we go.
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One Manhattan, two Rob Roy's, and a Seth
Perla.
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And another Mighty Toro.
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Hope, you gotta try one of these. They
are friggin' amazing.
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I was tired when we got here, now look
at me.
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How many have you had? I don't know,
three, seven.
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I guess you didn't see this coming in
carpool, did you?
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I guess I did.
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Oops, Morris.
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You've got some stackery on your finger.
Let me lick that off for you.
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I think you missed the spot.
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The pleasure chest.
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It's open for business.
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Oh, yeah.
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I am so into this.
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Pete!
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What are you doing?
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I'm fighting fire with fire. An eye for
an eye. A dad for a dad.
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Another score fake.
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You're just dating my dad because I'm
dating yours.
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Oh? You're dating my dad? I hadn't
noticed. I can't keep track of every
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brings home.
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Well, now. Everybody sees it's very
silly to date each other's dads.
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You know what?
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I'm going to go dance with my hot lover.
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Come on, Jack.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I feel like hot lover dancing,
too. Come on, Morris.
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Hold it, honey.
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All right.
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Let the games begin.
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Let's go.
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Let's hit the dance floor. Let's show
them how we shake it. Come on.
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Leave my daughter alone.
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Hey, get your hands off my dad. Get your
hands off my dad.
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Morris, I'm going to lay you out. Yeah,
you and what army?
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General Wright and Sergeant Lent. Put it
up, honey.
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Go on.
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Fight!
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she could be here with all of us.
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The way it used to be.
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So do I.
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Then why did you start dating six months
after she died?
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I don't know. I guess I just felt
lonely.
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Why all these younger women?
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Is that what you want?
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Is that what all men want?
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Charlie, is that what you want?
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I'm sorry, what?
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You know, the truth is, if I could find
a woman like you, or you,
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or your mother, I wouldn't care if she
was 100.
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Well, at least 60.
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I'm sorry about tonight. I thought that
being out with Mandy would make me feel
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young, but I never felt older than I did
tonight.
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And foolish.
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And foamy.
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Wow. This is something. This is what
family is all about. You can just feel
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electricity, the love.
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Just... Of course, through your...
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Let's
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draw on his face.
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If you drink, I don't want you driving.
Just call and we'll come pick you up.
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And if you're going to be out past 11,
we want to know about it. Girls, I'm
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going out on the town with a friend.
I'll be fine.
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Oh.
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Yes.
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I'm sorry that things didn't work out
between us, you know.
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But always remember, time is a great
healer.
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Not from the looks of things.
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Oh, Jocko, my man. Look at you. All
dressed up, huh? Let's go. We're going
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out and party like it's 1949.
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I'm all set.
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Good night, girls.
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I'm just here to return your stuff.
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Hope's shirt.
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Hope's blow dryer.
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Hope's curling iron.
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Oh, and Hope's back massager.
250
00:19:53,070 --> 00:19:54,850
My back has never felt better.
251
00:19:59,070 --> 00:20:00,070
You know what?
252
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:01,330
How did you keep it?
253
00:20:07,090 --> 00:20:10,430
Well, I guess this is it.
254
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:12,170
I guess it is.
255
00:20:12,530 --> 00:20:18,850
I heard DJ Zach's is spitting at Blister
tonight.
256
00:20:24,010 --> 00:20:24,669
You want to go?
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00:20:24,670 --> 00:20:25,670
Totally.
258
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:29,490
You won't believe who's working the
door. Jackie Chan.
259
00:20:29,810 --> 00:20:32,630
Oh, but don't blow his cover. He likes
to be called Edward.
260
00:20:37,190 --> 00:20:39,690
I can't believe I overslept.
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00:20:39,910 --> 00:20:40,930
What time is it?
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00:20:41,730 --> 00:20:42,730
Wednesday.
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