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Try again with Loretta.

Buy cherry tasted condoms.

Buy Sigur Roe's new album.

Fuck Lorella!

Do me hard, Simone!

I'm your big bad girl...

Hello Loretta, we haven't seen each other for sometime, how do you do?

Hairdresser at 3 p.m.

Tell me!

Filippo! I forgot about the hairdresser, fuck...

And that what's got to do with me?

Come on, you know that the other day somebody stole my car in front of the minimarket...

So, now you want me to give you a lift, right?

That's right!

But I can't, because now I'm working...

...you'll have to use your tiny legs. Ciao!

You never worked a day in your lifetime...

All right... at least one kilometro by feet...

Hey Lorella! Have you read my last message? I have in mind one of those evenings...

Here I am, I was working,for this evening I don't know, I tell you later.

Ok beautiful, I'm here waiting. Kisssssss!

She's mine!

Closed for mourning.

No! What a rotten luck!

"A devil for each hair" hairdresser.

New Opening.

Welcome! Take a seat. I finish with this gentleman, then I'll be ready for you.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Here it is... This must be the tree of the legend...

It's incredible it's still standing... after all those centuries...

It's said that a witch was hanged here, in ancient times...

I hope this is the right place to write peacefully...

I'd like to put zombies in this story. ..but they are out of place...

Maybe a sort of zombified servant...

No...what am I saying?

I'll put zombies in the next feature ...along with the "Lovecraft Monsters"...

Or maybe... a witch... "Evil Tree"...

Come on now... let's work...

Fuck! Is it possible? I can't write neither here! What do they want?

With all the places in the world, they had to come here with that filthy bike!

I can't be left alone, not even in the country.

Well, look here! What a slut-face...and look at the tits of the other!

Look at their clothes... bitches...I'd like to fuck both of them!

Hey! Hello!

It's beautiful round here, isn't it? Uh?

We are the beloved daughters of Satan!

You know this tree? It's the Tree of the witch!

You shouldn't have come here...No!

We are going to celebrate a rite for our Lord...

And you are going to be offered as a sacrifice!

You must feel honoured!

You must be crazy! What do you want from me?

No! Let go of me!

This is mine!

It's mine!

Oh, Satan! Take us!

We are your slaves, Satan! Take us!

The Alien!

The Alien!

Well! You started early, this morning...

He never stopped. He doesen't show his face from two days.

Look at his eyes!

I can't sleep...

Are you worried about something?

Everybody's got worries, you know it.

She made me a cuckold.

What?

I am a cuckold!

Stop screaming, Franco...

What's the problem? I want everybody to know it. I want HIM to know that I know!

Who's "HIM"?

I don't know who's that smart ass yet...

You don't know who...Tamara...?

Women know well how to lie... You should know it, Josy!

You never heard anything about your wife...

Never.

Tamara did't run away.

I won't leave her go anywhere.

How did you found out? She told you, you caught her red handed...?

Bitch...liar...

She's always sad and lonely. I see her when she goes to the butcher.

She acts like that on purpose! Just to shit us!

She doesen't respect me anymore... and since I lost my work it's even worse!

You should tell us more... Tamara is different, she's not like my wife. She doesen't seem out out for that.

I thought the same... but last Monday it's happened.

Monday. ..she never talked. She was restless, always wringing his own hands.

She was standing at the window, all day long, always looking outside.

I think she was waiting for HIM...

That bitch was waiting for HIM! Do you understand?

I came out, passed two hours at the slot machines, drank a pair of beers...

...when I came back home she was always the same! Staring at the window, waiting...

I turned on the TV, I drank two more beers and I fell asleep.

I heard her going outside, but I couldn't wake or speak... I was too much stoned!

Tamara!

Tamara!

What's happened to you? Why are you naked?

He made love to me...

Who?

I don't know... I don't know from where He comes...

Who is He? Who's out there?

I don't know!

He called on me and I came to Him... I couldn't resist...

He took me, and we made love!

Who fucks you, filthy bitch? Who is he?

I will kill you both!

He's not of this world...

He's an alien!

Come oooon!

An alien?

What the fuck are you laughing at? He said so!

Excuse me but... It sounded like bullshit.

She will spit out the truth... She will tell me His name, and then...

I will take them to my tool shed and there I will cut them to pieces...

I will disembowel them, then I will scatter the pieces in the swamp...

after all, they will blame the Maniac, the one who kills the couples...

What a laugh! I will piss on their graves!

The magazine says that the maniac is going to be captured.

Police says they're on the right track...

And you believe it? They are still in deep shit...

Today she must talk! Otherwise, she won't eat!

You looked her up?

I looked her in her room, and I disconnected the phone...

so she won't warn Him!

What if she reports you?

She won't report a fuck! Otherwise I will cut her throat!

Come on, if you kill her you will never know who played this trick on you...

Why don't we play a trick to her too?

Yes! A nice little trick!

Come on Franco! We will help you! We're going to have a lot of fun!

I've got the perfect things... they were Marchino's favourite toys. We're going to need them...

Your poor little boy...

Tamara...why?

You'll see, we are going to make her talk... She will have a good scare, and she'll tell us everything.

What's your idea?

I go to the Slots, bitch...

Tamara...Tamara...

We come from far, far away...

We come from another galaxy...

We made a long trip for coming to you...

A friend that knows you very well, told us to come and say hello to you...

He said that when we feel lonely in our spaceship, we can come and see you...

Because you know how to behave with us...

Tamara, we are aliens...

We come to fuck!

Where are you going, bitch, come here!

Come on, fuck her!

Yes, I'm going to fuck you, bitch!

Franco, help me!

Come on, don't stop! Fuck this bitch!

Yes, tell me that you want it... It's so hard, can you feel it?

Enough of that bullshit! I'll take care of my wife!

Look what has done that bitch of your wife!

He's done right, asshole!

Take that hammer and crush his head!

Finish him!

Quick, Tamara is running away! Go and take her before she goes too far!

Where do you think you're going? Come here...

Leave me!

First I just wanted to fuck you, now you're gonna pay!

Shut up...come...

Who's he? Your Alien?

Who the fuck are you? Where do you come from?

What the hell you wanted to make with that gun? Luckily I'm here to think about sluts like you...

He was only a man.

We can't trust them...

Now take me away...

Excuse me...but...the phone?

Where the hell is he gone?

Naughty, naughty boy...

Andrea?

Yes, my dear?

This is Pascal, a charming violinist that shares your same passion...

Paganini !?

It's a real pleasure...

Even if he knows how to handle ladies, he must be a shy...

...He used all of his art only to be introduced to you.

I am flattered, but that was not necessary.

We have already met, I think...

Yes, we met in Vienna.

I will leave you alone. I think you have many things to talk about...

Beautiful, isn't she?

Yes, gorgeous.

But her beauty can't reach the perfection of Paganini's music...

...that deep ecstasy that overcomes the soul and never leaves.

You must know what I am talking about...

I heard you playing in Vienna...

Caterina told me that you are a great collector of Paganini's memorabilia.

Obviously she's minimizing.

Everybody knows here that you are the only true authority on that subject.

I passed many years collecting objects that belonged to the Maestro...

Letters, notes, even clothes!

And scores, too!

Unpublished, and in his own hand.

I would give everything to take possession of an original composition of Paganini!

There's nothing in my collection that is for sale...

But I already had a deep look to those scores...

...and the talks for their publication are almost done.

If you wish, later I'll be glad to show you the most precious pieces of my collection.

Thank you! I'll be highly honoured.

Paganini! Nobody understood his greatness. His inspiration was unique, unrepeatable.

What do you mean?

The thruth is that he always had inside a spark ,waiting for the right moment...

...to grow into a bursting flame!

The pact with the devil?

Only a legend, rumors from envious and mediocre people...

...unable to comprehend his greatness.

Tonight I'm a real calamity!

Pascal! Come and give me an hand, before I hurt myself.

Excuse me...

As you may notice, the servants are off work...

Now it's the time.

...nothing serious...

You promised to show me something from your collection!

Sure! I have not forgot...Come with me.

Excuse us, my dear.

Thank you...

Come...

Interesting, isn't it?

But I keep the best pieces inside that showcase.

Those must be the originals of the scores that you selected for the Anthology...

Correct.

But...this paper looks new!

I'd like to take a close look to those papers.

No! Not those.

I bet you keep the best pieces beyond that door.

There's nothing beyond that door. Now come, it's getting late.

Come!

They say your Grandfather was a necromancer...

...and that he took possession of Paganini's body...

...for practicing strange rituals using his ashes...

Who told you about those things?

Caterina!

It's done! I'll say it was an accident. He was always drunk, and fell to his death.

Help me...please help me!

Who are you?

You know who I am...

No...it's impossible!

Everything is possible when you deal with the Devil!

The man you killed brought me back to life...

...and for years I've been forced to compose for his mad ambition!

I am doomed... hell is nothing compared to this!

You...you can free me from this agony... Release me! Set me free!

I will set you free, all right... But you must do something for me too...

Everything! Everything you wish!

I am a violinist, and I want to know the secret of your music.

Yes. ..that's what I want!

If that's what you want, you'll get it...but first...

...I need new strings for my instrument!

Pascal...are you here?

No! Nooo!

Is it good?

Christ!

Never! It's just me.

You must excuse me, but the boy before had a little problem...

But we have already solved almost everything.

Now, come. It's your turn.

Now I will fix you.

Many thanks!

Excuse me, but while I'm fixing your moustaches...

...why don't you keep reading your comic book?

Thanks!

You're welcome.

Will she come tonight?

Will she come?

No! Don't go! The signs are not good. Stars are against you!

Who are you?

Morella...

Where is she?

Have some wine...It's delicious!

Why do you want to leave? You looked for her for so long...

You think she's still angry with you, but you're wrong...

It's Ligeia that wants you, through my body.

Please Mistress, help us! Help us!

Thank you! Thank you!

That's perfect!

How much is it?

Follow me. I keep the cash in the back of the shop!

Excuse me, but... I must pay!

Where the hell is gone?

Oh my God!

Boys! Take him and eat all of him!

No! Stay back!

What about Simone, my sweet chocolate?

Simone, Simone, always Simone!

You're telling me!

What a dickhead!

Don't be greedy, boys! Leave something for me.

What a delicious client!

The murdering hairdresser...

Catacomba...

What a crap!

Tonight we eat Chinese!