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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:57,016 --> 00:00:58,934 The Overworld, 2 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:01,937 the biggest sandbox in the universe, 3 00:01:02,021 --> 00:01:04,857 is full of epic tales. 4 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:07,443 Millions and billions of them. 5 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:09,570 Well, guess what? 6 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:12,656 This one is all mine. 7 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,958 My name is Steve. 8 00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:26,587 And as a child, I yearned for the mines. 9 00:01:31,634 --> 00:01:33,511 But it didn't really work out. 10 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:36,263 Go on! Get out of here! 11 00:01:37,223 --> 00:01:38,723 -Mommy! - So, I did a terrible thing. 12 00:01:38,808 --> 00:01:40,434 Go on! Shoo! 13 00:01:40,518 --> 00:01:41,769 - I grew up. - Run! 14 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:44,688 - Yep, that's me. 15 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:47,233 Same shirt, same pants. 16 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:50,069 The only thing missing, was my soul. 17 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,697 -What was I doing with my life? 18 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:56,450 I wasn't meant to sell doorknobs. 19 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,996 And then one day, I remembered something! 20 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,044 That's right! 21 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:10,130 The mines! 22 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,175 So I geared up to dig deeper 23 00:02:13,259 --> 00:02:15,511 and find out what I'd been missing. 24 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:18,514 And this time, I was unstoppable. 25 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:32,403 Head fake! Oh, yeah. 26 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,487 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 27 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:36,365 -My moment had finally come. -Yeah. 28 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:38,826 I could just taste the adventure! 29 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:41,453 So, I mined my brains out. 30 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:45,291 Until I found two mysterious artifacts. 31 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:46,333 This thingy… 32 00:02:47,877 --> 00:02:49,795 -And that cool thingy. -Ohhh… 33 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,382 And when I put those two thingies together… 34 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:57,094 -…you guessed it. 35 00:02:57,177 --> 00:03:00,097 It opened a portal to another world. 36 00:03:02,266 --> 00:03:04,226 The Overworld! 37 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:11,817 This place blew my mind. 38 00:03:20,451 --> 00:03:21,911 I'd never seen anything like it. 39 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:25,247 Whoa! 40 00:03:25,331 --> 00:03:29,001 Turns out it was the place I'd been looking for my whole life. 41 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:31,462 A world where anything you can imagine, 42 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:32,796 you can create! 43 00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:36,091 This is my first house. 44 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:37,009 Bam! 45 00:03:37,091 --> 00:03:38,969 -My second house. -Pshh! 46 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:42,348 And my third house, made entirely of sheep's wool. 47 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:43,432 Pink house! 48 00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:45,517 Life was good. 49 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:50,564 Except at night, which happens about every 20 minutes. 50 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:55,736 It was times like these I wished I had a friend. 51 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:02,409 And then I heard it. The howl of companionship. 52 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:08,123 Actually, it was a wolf that wanted to eat me. 53 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:10,918 So I tamed him with a crusty femur bone. 54 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,878 -Maybe a bone, huh? -Yeah. 55 00:04:12,962 --> 00:04:14,880 -Hoo-hoo! 56 00:04:14,964 --> 00:04:16,214 Attaboy… 57 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:18,175 -…Dennis. 58 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:20,552 He like a scratchy-scratch on the nariz. 59 00:04:20,636 --> 00:04:21,928 Dennis, yeah. 60 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,390 Dennis and I were inseparable. 61 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:27,810 -We did everything together. 62 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:34,108 -We built endless masterpieces. 63 00:04:37,236 --> 00:04:39,196 The more I built, the better I got. 64 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:41,657 Dennis, check it out! 65 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:45,159 Ohh! Yeah! 66 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,540 Lucky for me, pandas love to party. 67 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:51,917 And cows. 68 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,798 -Life was perfect. 69 00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:59,883 And the years simply flew by. 70 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:06,473 Until one day, I came across 71 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:09,018 -some strange ruins. 72 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:11,186 And a conveniently placed chest. 73 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:12,438 Ha-hah! 74 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:15,274 Flint and steel. 75 00:05:16,442 --> 00:05:17,735 Whoa! 76 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:22,406 Dennis! 77 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:24,575 No, Dennis. 78 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,205 Turns out we'd just opened a portal 79 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:32,124 to a totally new dimension. 80 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:35,085 The Nether. 81 00:05:36,754 --> 00:05:39,465 There was no joy or creativity at all. 82 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:44,428 -Just a mindless lust for gold. 83 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:45,262 Dennis! 84 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:50,058 These piglin brutes had mined this realm into oblivion, 85 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:51,894 led by Malgosha, 86 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:55,147 the evil piglin sorceress who ruled the place. 87 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:58,025 Who are you, and why are you so round? 88 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:01,612 Leave the dog! Take me instead. 89 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:04,448 No, thanks. I'll take both of you. 90 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:05,699 And that Orb. 91 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:07,868 Let's get one thing straight. 92 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:11,580 Where I come from, we call this a cube. 93 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,248 Seize them! 94 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:16,543 Malgosha had finally got what she'd always wanted, 95 00:06:16,627 --> 00:06:18,587 -the Orb of Dominance. 96 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,339 The most powerful cube-shaped orb 97 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:22,049 in the entire universe. 98 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:23,801 Listen up, you pigs! 99 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,678 With this Orb, I will pillage the Overworld, 100 00:06:26,762 --> 00:06:30,099 and all its gold will be ours! 101 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:31,558 I couldn't let this happen. 102 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:33,393 The Overworld had saved me, 103 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:35,854 and now I had to try to save it. 104 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:37,856 We have to stop her, Dennis. 105 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:41,193 So we escaped! 106 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,362 And stole back the Orb! 107 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:47,574 The Roundling got away! 108 00:06:47,658 --> 00:06:50,327 Find him and bring me that Orb! 109 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:52,246 Hurry, Dennis. Take this to Earth. 110 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,748 Follow my scent to 149 Holly Oak Drive. 111 00:06:54,832 --> 00:06:55,666 You got that, boy? 112 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:56,582 -Good boy. 113 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,210 You're the last hope for this world. 114 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:00,170 -Now, run! Go, boy! 115 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:02,089 Run, fluff nugget! 116 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:04,091 You got this, Dennis, I love you! 117 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:05,759 Run! 118 00:07:05,843 --> 00:07:06,844 Get off of me! 119 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,140 Dennis was a hero that day. 120 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:13,392 He ran like the wind. 121 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:16,395 I didn't know if I'd ever see him again, 122 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,564 but we had a world to save. 123 00:07:22,401 --> 00:07:25,362 So he ran all the way back to my house on Earth 124 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,574 and hid the most powerful object in existence 125 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:30,742 under my waterbed. 126 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:40,002 As long as the Orb stays hidden, 127 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:42,171 the Overworld will be safe. 128 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:54,391 Wait a second. Putting it under my waterbed's a horrible plan. 129 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,046 Yeah. 130 00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:25,964 In the late 1980s, 131 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:28,967 Garrett Garrison took the gaming world by storm… 132 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:34,264 …becoming the undisputed champion of the hit arcade game, 133 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,140 Hunk City Rampage. 134 00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:41,270 Yeah! 135 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:44,107 His mastery of this two player co-op 136 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,734 shocked the world. 137 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:00,791 His effective use of the garbage toss move 138 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:05,170 earned him the nickname, "The Garbage Man." 139 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:06,421 Pretty soon, he became 140 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:08,674 the envy of the gaming world 141 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:11,009 after landing a lucrative deal 142 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:12,052 with Sizzler. 143 00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:15,931 -Yeah! 144 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:17,766 Whoo! 145 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:19,101 Yeah, baby! 146 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:20,811 Garbage Man! 147 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:25,190 Yeah, baby! 148 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,818 One thing's for sure… 149 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,403 Yeah! 150 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:31,446 -…this kid had it all. 151 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:33,657 -Yeah! -Time to take out the trash. 152 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:34,700 Yeah! 153 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:37,077 Mmm… Boo-rah! 154 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:41,123 Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison? 155 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:42,540 No autographs. 156 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,460 Have a nice day. 157 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:17,075 Whoo! Yeah! Super cool! 158 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,203 Garrett "The Garbage Man." 159 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,039 To what do we owe this pleasure? 160 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:22,873 Pleasure? 161 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,167 Think I come to storage auctions for fun? 162 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,461 I'm a businessman, Daryl. 163 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:28,378 An investor. 164 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:31,423 Well, I'm about to shovel some coal into your choo-choo train. 165 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,633 You're gonna love this next unit. 166 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,844 It's got a waterbed. 167 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:37,763 It's got some pickaxes. 168 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:41,641 It's got a huge can of mixed nuts. 169 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:45,854 It's got an array of unisex turquoise blouses. 170 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:47,230 That sounds terrible. 171 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:50,692 I think it's also got a 1978 Atari Cosmos. 172 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:54,029 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1978 Atari Cosmos? 173 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,364 That's what it says here. 174 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:57,115 Those things are worth a frickin' fortune. 175 00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:58,367 Heck yeah they are. 176 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,827 Bro, if you make this happen for me, 177 00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:03,497 I will strongly consider hanging out with you. 178 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,999 -You serious, bro? -Yep. 179 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:10,837 Two big buffaloes like us out there, in the wild, 180 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:14,132 wearing unisex turquoise blouses. 181 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,718 Oh, boy, that's gonna cause a commotion. 182 00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:18,387 The ladies aren't gonna know what-- 183 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:20,806 Listen, if you could keep the hammer price under a hundy, 184 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:23,141 I'll make all your weird fanboy dreams come true. 185 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:24,309 Okay? 186 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,814 Two loose cannons, wearing turquoise blouses. 187 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:31,024 Yeah. Let's do it. 188 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,693 And we got 500 dollars, 500 dollars over here. 189 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,862 We got 500 dollars. We got six, do we have six? 190 00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:38,031 Do we have 600 dollars? We got 600 dollars over here. 191 00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:40,784 I'll go over here, 700 dollars, we got 700 dollars. 192 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,702 We got 700 dollars here. We got 800 dollars over here. 193 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:44,496 -We got 850. Do we hear 850? 194 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,081 Do we-- 850 over here. 195 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,999 Do we hear any more? Do we hear 900? 900? 196 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,252 Nine hundred, going once, 900 going twice. 197 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,753 And 900 going three times. 198 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:54,381 And sold to hometown hero, 199 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:57,551 Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison, for 900 dollars. 200 00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:02,556 I wouldn't cash that for about six months. 201 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:03,432 What? 202 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:07,060 Come to papa! Cosmos! 203 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,478 Whoo! 204 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,449 Daryl? Where is it? 205 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,284 I'm sorry. I didn't check the box. 206 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,287 -Whoa, whoa, whoa… - Where's the Atari? 207 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,122 -Whoa! -There's no Atari in here! 208 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:29,791 That does not mean you can trash this unit! 209 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,794 I'm up against it, man, I'm-- 210 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:37,215 Oh, no. My store. 211 00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:39,843 My wrists aren't what they used to be. I just… 212 00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:44,347 I need a win, man. I need… 213 00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:46,433 I need a win. 214 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,059 When are you gonna stop looking for treasure 215 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:49,811 inside a storage unit… 216 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,565 and recognize that the real treasure… 217 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,067 …is inside your heart? 218 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,489 Let's roll, everyone. 219 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,450 This man has no respect for the storage community. 220 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:07,454 Daryl. 221 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:12,834 Oh, man. 222 00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:30,185 Oh, no! 223 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,021 Oh, man! 224 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,482 What the frick? 225 00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:46,785 Look, Chuglass was not my first choice either, 226 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:49,329 but it was Mom's dying wish for us to live here. 227 00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:51,873 Or at least that's how I interpreted it. 228 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,125 Yeah, I read something online. 229 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:55,794 This place sucks. 230 00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,879 Anyways, rent is super low, 231 00:13:57,963 --> 00:13:59,172 and I've got a full-time gig here, 232 00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:01,967 so it's not really an offer we can turn down right now. 233 00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:03,802 Yeah, I get it. 234 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:06,263 Look, I think you're really gonna like it here. 235 00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:09,641 What's going on with that dude? 236 00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:18,108 Oh my gosh, Henry, we're in Chuglass. 237 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,985 Say hi to Chuggy the Chip. 238 00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,868 All right. This is the new neighborhood. 239 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,328 When was this house built? 240 00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:33,665 It's so nice to meet you. 241 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:34,874 Yeah, nice to meet you. 242 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,752 Uh, your new bosses sent you this. 243 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:38,628 Oh… 244 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:41,715 Yeah, people love working at the potato chip factory. 245 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,300 Yeah, well, I'm, uh, 246 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,884 I'm running their socials for a little bit. 247 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:47,178 I said I'd get their follower count past 75. 248 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,431 Nice! You must be Henry. 249 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,224 Nice to meet you. I'm Dawn. 250 00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:53,852 Hi. Why is there an alpaca hanging out of your car? 251 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:57,147 Well, real estate's not my only hustle. 252 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,608 I also do some mobile zoo stuff on the side. 253 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,484 Anyhoo, I gotta run. 254 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,278 Call me if you need anything. 255 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:08,074 Also… I'm really sorry about your mom. 256 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,160 It's really brave what you're doing. 257 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,494 I hope you know that. 258 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,080 Thank you. 259 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,877 -Chill out, man. I'm coming. 260 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,587 Golly! 261 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,580 Henry, breakfast is ready. 262 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,040 I'm coming. 263 00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:01,419 Check it out. 264 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,882 I made you Mom's signature Tater Tot breakfast pizza. 265 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,510 So you can hand out slices on your first day. 266 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,679 I thought you wanted me to seem normal. 267 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:11,680 I do. 268 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,306 I'm just trying to help you out. 269 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,600 I got you some body spray. 270 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:17,852 Signature scents are huge here. 271 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:19,604 Velvet Mischief? 272 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,398 You're gonna want to spray it and then walk into it. 273 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,483 Don't be too direct. It's really powerful. 274 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,610 -Okay. -Love you. 275 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,487 Love you, too. 276 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,281 Smells like banana bread and poo. 277 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:03,982 Your store's really cool. 278 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,483 Yeah, I know. 279 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,484 Looking for anything in particular? 280 00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,445 Nah, just checking some stuff out. 281 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,948 Non-committal. Classic loser mentality. 282 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:12,866 I can help. 283 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,035 I'm starting a mentorship program 284 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,621 for people who want to win at the game of life. 285 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,832 -Fifty bucks an hour. -Cool. 286 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,584 How do you actually win at life? 287 00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:25,753 That's literally the answer I charge money for. 288 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,924 Tots. What's with the breakfast pizza? 289 00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:30,884 My sister made it. 290 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,344 I'm supposed to hand out slices at school to make friends. 291 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:35,054 A little desperate for day one, don't you think? 292 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:38,308 I also notice that you're wearing Velvet Mischief. 293 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,351 It's a wonderful cologne. 294 00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:41,895 And I strongly believe that every young man 295 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,229 should have his own signature scent. 296 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,357 I didn't think I applied very much. 297 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,818 Listen, I'm gonna give you a hot Garbage tip. 298 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,029 Friendship is like a puzzle. 299 00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,947 Sometimes you think you need lots of pieces to be cool. 300 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:55,408 And sometimes it's just one piece to be cool. 301 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:56,910 And people will be like, 302 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,120 "That's not a puzzle, that's a picture." 303 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,081 And they have a right to speak, too. 304 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:03,875 Any questions? 305 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,210 Yeah. Quite a few, actually. 306 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:08,505 Listen, kid. The point is, there's no "I" in team. 307 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,423 But there are two in winning. 308 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,967 Okay, well, I gotta go to school. 309 00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,761 Whatever, nerd. Just leave the pizza. 310 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,851 All right. Let's put this nametag on. 311 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,813 Uh, why does it have an exclamation point? 312 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:28,483 Oh, Henry, we're just so thrilled to have you. 313 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:31,110 You know, you're the first student to enroll here, 314 00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:34,322 ever since that article came out about the school rankings. 315 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,408 Anyway, I'm Vice Principal Marlene, 316 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,160 and I'm an open book. 317 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,120 You probably heard that my husband, Clemente, 318 00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,956 recently divorced me. 319 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:46,793 And to be honest, I expected it to hurt more than it does. 320 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:51,089 You know, the fire went out on our marriage 20 years ago, 321 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,633 but we stuck it out for the dogs. 322 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,929 Okay, let's get you to your first class. 323 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:00,974 Good morning. 324 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,851 Just a little something about myself. 325 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,562 I teach gym, I teach art. 326 00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:09,816 Financially, I'm living in a nightmare, okay? 327 00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:12,902 I wouldn't wish my life on my worst enemy. 328 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,697 Last year, I claimed 4,000 dollars on my tax return. 329 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:19,450 So in the summer, I do clams and oysters down by the airport. 330 00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:22,704 But most of my money is tied up in a drone kiosk at the mall. 331 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:26,249 Okay, today we're gonna do a still life. 332 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:29,502 One orange, one banana. 333 00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:31,004 Let's get after it, people. 334 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:47,395 What is this? 335 00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:48,897 Don't you know what a still life is? 336 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,607 It means you just draw the thing. 337 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,191 Do the assignment next time. 338 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,653 That jetpack would never work. 339 00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:57,864 It's kind of foolproof, actually. It's just math. 340 00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,366 My dad said math has been debunked. 341 00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:03,578 Check it out. New kid thinks he's a rocket scientist. 342 00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,039 I'd love to be a rocket scientist. 343 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,165 So prove it. 344 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:37,195 All right. Count us down, guys. 345 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:41,282 Five, four, three, two, one! 346 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,082 Okay, so I know that we're all very excited 347 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,375 about the new rebrand, 348 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,168 but I don't think you should 349 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,671 call your party bags, "Salt Sacks." 350 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,352 Chuggy! 351 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,812 Oh, no! 352 00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:18,903 I was never here, okay? 353 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,533 Well, the good news is nobody died. 354 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,244 I'm sorry, okay? It was an accident. 355 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,621 This could be grounds for expulsion, Henry. 356 00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:30,707 I need you to call your guardian. 357 00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:38,506 Game Over World. 358 00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:40,341 Hey, uh, Mr. Garbage Man, it's Henry. 359 00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:42,051 The kid with the Tater Tot breakfast pizza? 360 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,678 Oh, yeah. 361 00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,805 -I have a weird favor to ask. 362 00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:48,349 Uh, could you come to my school and pretend to be my uncle? 363 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,184 No way. I don't do that stuff anymore. 364 00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:51,811 I have 26 bucks. 365 00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,070 Hi, I'm Henry's uncle. 366 00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:04,323 You? 367 00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:05,742 The Trash Bag? 368 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,744 It's actually "Garbage Man." 369 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,954 Garbage Man, huh? 370 00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:13,374 You can bag me up and take me to the curb anytime. 371 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:15,668 But you gotta bungee the lid 372 00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:17,879 'cause I got a lot of raccoons in there. 373 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:21,924 Whoever divorced you is a complete idiot. 374 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,560 I just don't get it. It should have worked. 375 00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:34,437 The math is right. 376 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,647 But I probably just cost my sister her job. 377 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,483 Oh, wow. 378 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:40,902 You're super creative. 379 00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:43,571 Hey, since you're going to juvie, 380 00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:45,948 you mind if I get this flyer back? 381 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:48,284 Paper don't grow on trees, and… 382 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,078 not really allowed in Kinko's anymore. 383 00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:51,496 Well, you can have my book, too. 384 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,956 'Cause I'm done with it. 385 00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:00,838 So what's this stupid junk? 386 00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:02,256 Who cares? 387 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:04,801 Probably some new age bullcrap. 388 00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:07,261 I could let it go for like 950. 389 00:23:07,345 --> 00:23:08,888 I wonder what it does. 390 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,978 Hey. Instructions. 391 00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:21,234 "Never, under any circumstances, combine the Orb and Crystal." 392 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,787 Uh, wait… 393 00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:34,747 "Do not follow this Orb, 394 00:23:34,831 --> 00:23:35,998 even if you're a struggling business owner 395 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:37,583 and need a ton of cash fast 396 00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:40,211 because there's loads of treasure down here." 397 00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:41,712 Hey, dude. Dude? 398 00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:43,256 It feels like it wants to go somewhere. 399 00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:45,049 - What? 400 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:51,097 I'm sorry. I tried everything. I didn't know who else to call. 401 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,974 No, it's okay. What's going on? 402 00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:54,517 Henry's missing. I tried the school. 403 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,643 I tried his phone a million times. 404 00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:56,561 He's not answering. 405 00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:57,895 He was supposed to be home hours ago. 406 00:23:57,979 --> 00:23:59,522 I thought he'd still be in detention 407 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:01,524 for blowing up Chuggy The Chip. 408 00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:04,735 -That was him? -Give me your phone. 409 00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:06,946 Oh, my gosh. Oh, I can't believe this. 410 00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:09,198 We're here for one day, and he's already the town villain. 411 00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:10,408 -Got him! 412 00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:13,494 He's fine. He's just playing in an abandoned mineshaft. 413 00:24:13,578 --> 00:24:15,246 -What? 414 00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:17,415 Come on. I'll drive. 415 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:19,542 You can feed Mr. Scribbles this busted carrot 416 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:21,294 if you wanna keep that pretty face of yours. 417 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:23,379 - Hop in. 418 00:24:23,838 --> 00:24:24,964 Okay. 419 00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:31,345 You go first. I'll cover your six. 420 00:24:31,429 --> 00:24:32,597 Yeah, yeah. I got you. 421 00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:36,809 Danger. Whatever. 422 00:24:46,611 --> 00:24:47,862 Whoa. 423 00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:50,823 Whoa. 424 00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:01,959 - Henry! -Oh, gosh! 425 00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:04,295 What are you doing down here? 426 00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:06,505 -Who's this guy? -He's my new mentor. 427 00:25:06,923 --> 00:25:08,132 Who, me? Oh. 428 00:25:08,216 --> 00:25:09,383 I'm sorry. What? 429 00:25:09,467 --> 00:25:11,677 Hey, guys! Guys! 430 00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:13,429 -It's pulling me, guys. 431 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,223 -Whoa! 432 00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:16,182 Oh, Henry! 433 00:25:19,477 --> 00:25:22,063 Henry, let go of that thing! 434 00:25:44,919 --> 00:25:48,506 Oh, man, my butt. My butt. 435 00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:16,534 Yep. 436 00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:18,744 We're not in Idaho anymore. 437 00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:20,997 I think this is Wyoming. 438 00:26:21,622 --> 00:26:22,999 Wait, who are you again? 439 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,418 Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison. 440 00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:27,420 Gamer of the Year, 1989. 441 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,089 Whatever. I barely think about it. 442 00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:33,175 What the heck? 443 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:35,928 Oooh. 444 00:26:36,012 --> 00:26:37,638 If that's what I think it is, 445 00:26:37,722 --> 00:26:39,390 it could be our first quest giver. 446 00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:42,184 I'll do the talking. 447 00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:44,437 All right, yeah! 448 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,314 - Henry! - Yeah, Henry! 449 00:26:46,397 --> 00:26:47,648 Come on back here. 450 00:26:47,732 --> 00:26:49,317 What are you doing? 451 00:26:50,568 --> 00:26:51,694 Hmm. 452 00:26:53,154 --> 00:26:54,697 Hmmm… 453 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,074 Huh-huh. 454 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,244 Uh-huh… 455 00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:10,880 Listen up, you swine! 456 00:27:12,006 --> 00:27:14,633 If you can't find more gold, 457 00:27:14,717 --> 00:27:18,179 I'll just send you to the Overworld to zombify. 458 00:27:21,349 --> 00:27:22,350 You! 459 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:24,393 What are you making? 460 00:27:25,728 --> 00:27:27,730 Come closer. It's all right. 461 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:29,857 Come on. I'm not gonna bite you. 462 00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:34,195 Oh! How pretty. 463 00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:37,281 But how will that help me find more gold? 464 00:27:38,783 --> 00:27:39,992 Oops. 465 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:41,744 Huh? 466 00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:43,245 What? 467 00:27:45,456 --> 00:27:47,833 Well, looky what we have here. 468 00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:56,884 Our time has come. 469 00:28:07,812 --> 00:28:09,063 Roundling! 470 00:28:10,106 --> 00:28:11,065 Malgosha! 471 00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:12,983 Was I unclear when I said 472 00:28:13,067 --> 00:28:16,404 no one was to waste time on art or leisure? 473 00:28:19,490 --> 00:28:22,368 -The Orb has returned. 474 00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:25,162 It can't be. 475 00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:26,747 Dennis? 476 00:28:27,123 --> 00:28:31,710 You stole it from me, and now you will retrieve it. 477 00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:35,005 It would be a privilege, my liege. 478 00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:37,508 We're going to unbind you now. 479 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:40,761 Don't do anything stupid. 480 00:28:40,845 --> 00:28:42,096 Of course not. 481 00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:43,806 You can trust this little dungeon pup. 482 00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:45,891 Let me just-- Sneak attack-- 483 00:28:45,975 --> 00:28:48,477 Go ahead. Strike me down. 484 00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:52,606 My piglins will make a meal of your beautiful wolf. 485 00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:54,275 How do I know you're telling the truth? 486 00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:56,735 There's only one way to find out. 487 00:28:56,819 --> 00:28:59,738 The Orb for your little dog's life. 488 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:06,412 Hah-rr… 489 00:29:07,538 --> 00:29:08,539 Huh. 490 00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:10,416 -Hrr… 491 00:29:11,834 --> 00:29:13,711 -Hm? 492 00:29:14,128 --> 00:29:15,463 Mm-hm. 493 00:29:26,307 --> 00:29:28,350 Hola, wise Quest Giver. 494 00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:30,853 We humbly seek gold. 495 00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:33,856 Give us a quest that will lead us to your treasure load. 496 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:36,025 Garbage Man, I work in the animal field, 497 00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:37,902 and I am telling you, that thing 498 00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:39,695 doesn't understand a word you're saying. 499 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,113 Shh… 500 00:29:41,197 --> 00:29:42,698 -We're talking. 501 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,492 Sorry about that. What were you saying? 502 00:29:44,575 --> 00:29:46,535 Okay. Come on, Henry. We're going home. 503 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,295 That feel quick to anyone else? 504 00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:57,505 Yeah. 505 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:06,847 All right, everyone. 506 00:30:07,223 --> 00:30:08,516 -Stay calm. 507 00:30:08,599 --> 00:30:09,892 Relaje. 508 00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:12,436 Free Garbage tip. 509 00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:17,608 Fear is just weakness hijacking your body's cockpit. 510 00:30:17,691 --> 00:30:19,485 -What in the hell? 511 00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:22,863 And if that happens, you can say vaya con Dios 512 00:30:22,947 --> 00:30:25,491 to your body plane's navigation system. 513 00:30:25,908 --> 00:30:26,700 What? 514 00:30:26,784 --> 00:30:30,120 Yeah, Garbage Man isn't speaking English or español. 515 00:30:32,289 --> 00:30:33,749 What am I doing here? 516 00:30:41,549 --> 00:30:42,424 Run! 517 00:30:43,634 --> 00:30:44,468 Garrett! 518 00:30:44,552 --> 00:30:46,971 I'm sorry! Dead dudes can't win Gamer of the Year! 519 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,002 -Henry! 520 00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:23,674 Whoa! 521 00:31:33,851 --> 00:31:36,562 - Oh! -Yo! We got a zombie problem! 522 00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:38,022 We need to go right now! 523 00:31:38,314 --> 00:31:39,690 Henry, come on! 524 00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:42,067 It's not a good time to stop. 525 00:31:42,735 --> 00:31:44,153 Henry! Hurry up! 526 00:32:00,878 --> 00:32:02,171 How's he doing that? 527 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:04,048 I don't know, but it might work. 528 00:32:04,715 --> 00:32:06,634 This way! Faster! 529 00:32:06,717 --> 00:32:07,635 You got this. 530 00:32:07,718 --> 00:32:09,303 -Go, Henry! -Don't slow down, boy. 531 00:32:09,386 --> 00:32:11,930 Don't you slow down! You can do this! 532 00:32:12,014 --> 00:32:14,516 Keep going, Henry! Come on, come on! Quickly! 533 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,518 Faster, faster, faster! Come on! 534 00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:01,814 Oh, my gosh. I'm so sor-- 535 00:33:12,783 --> 00:33:14,576 Henry! 536 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:16,787 Help me, please! Henry! 537 00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:19,498 Garrett! Garrett, over here! 538 00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:24,586 Garrett! 539 00:33:25,129 --> 00:33:26,130 What are you doing? 540 00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:27,923 They're right behind you! 541 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:29,842 -Up here! - Garrett, over here! 542 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:35,806 Oh, no! That can't be good! 543 00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:37,433 You idiot. Run! 544 00:33:37,850 --> 00:33:40,811 - Watch out! - Hit it and run! 545 00:33:40,894 --> 00:33:42,855 Open the door! 546 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,776 Hai! Go away! 547 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:54,074 Come on! Let's push that booger-looking box-head! 548 00:33:57,911 --> 00:34:00,622 Oh, man. Oh, boy! 549 00:34:01,206 --> 00:34:04,209 Oh! You're movi-- Oh! 550 00:34:04,293 --> 00:34:06,712 Hank! Oh, man. 551 00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:08,755 Oh, man, no! 552 00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:00,808 Whooo! 553 00:35:09,525 --> 00:35:11,151 Kyaa! Hyaa! 554 00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:15,781 Ha-hah! Taste it! 555 00:35:19,409 --> 00:35:21,787 -Skyy-ah! 556 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,040 -Sneak attack! 557 00:35:29,753 --> 00:35:31,255 Uh-oh… 558 00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:38,512 Huh? 559 00:35:42,307 --> 00:35:43,934 -Ha-hah! 560 00:35:45,352 --> 00:35:46,895 Who are you? 561 00:35:48,939 --> 00:35:50,440 …am Steve. 562 00:35:52,192 --> 00:35:54,778 Who are you people? Where's Dennis? 563 00:35:54,862 --> 00:35:56,989 Dennis? Who's-- We don't know any Dennis. 564 00:35:57,072 --> 00:35:57,990 Then how'd you get that? 565 00:35:58,073 --> 00:36:01,201 Hey. Relaje, muchacho. This is my property. 566 00:36:01,285 --> 00:36:03,245 Do you even know what that is? 567 00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:05,122 It's the Orb of Dominance. 568 00:36:05,205 --> 00:36:06,123 It's a cube. 569 00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:07,791 Okay. 570 00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:08,917 You people seriously 571 00:36:09,001 --> 00:36:10,544 have no idea what you're dealing with. 572 00:36:10,627 --> 00:36:12,880 Hand it over and no one gets hurt. 573 00:36:12,963 --> 00:36:13,755 No way! 574 00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:15,424 Okay, we need this thing to get home. 575 00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:18,343 I hate to take a big, fat dumparoo on your plans, 576 00:36:18,427 --> 00:36:19,678 but you can't get home. 577 00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:22,055 W-W-Wait. What do you mean we can't get home? 578 00:36:22,139 --> 00:36:23,891 Not without the Earth Crystal. 579 00:36:23,974 --> 00:36:27,269 You mean that little boxy thing? Garbage Man busted it. 580 00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:28,061 Nuh-uh. 581 00:36:28,395 --> 00:36:30,981 Listen, Henry, why don't you hold this? 582 00:36:31,064 --> 00:36:33,108 You got those good Frodo vibes, kid. 583 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:34,359 I got Frodo vibes. 584 00:36:34,443 --> 00:36:36,194 Are you implying that we're stuck here? 585 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:37,237 Yes! 586 00:36:37,321 --> 00:36:38,947 Unless you get the Earth Crystal. 587 00:36:39,031 --> 00:36:40,616 It's your only way home. 588 00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:43,076 There's only one way you could ever replace it, 589 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:44,328 at the Woodland Mansion, 590 00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:46,622 but going there would get you all killed! 591 00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:48,248 Well, so would staying here. 592 00:36:49,291 --> 00:36:50,500 Fair enough. 593 00:36:50,584 --> 00:36:51,752 Listen, I can get you home, 594 00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:53,545 but then you gotta give me that Orb. 595 00:36:53,629 --> 00:36:55,005 So, what are you gonna do with it? 596 00:36:55,088 --> 00:36:56,757 None of your concern! 597 00:36:57,215 --> 00:37:00,427 So, what do you say? Do we have a deal? 598 00:37:00,510 --> 00:37:01,970 He did just kill, like, 20 zombies. 599 00:37:02,054 --> 00:37:04,556 Pfft! More like 15, but okay. 600 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:06,850 All right, Steve. 601 00:37:07,601 --> 00:37:08,685 Under two conditions. 602 00:37:08,769 --> 00:37:11,897 One, always address me, because I'm the leader. 603 00:37:12,314 --> 00:37:13,941 Two, if you double-cross us… 604 00:37:16,026 --> 00:37:19,154 …I will crack your cabeza with my butt cheeks like a walnut. 605 00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:22,032 This guy is such a toolbag. 606 00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:23,283 - I'm so sorry. 607 00:37:23,367 --> 00:37:26,036 We just met this man, and he's not the leader. 608 00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:27,663 Hmm! 609 00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:29,539 Well, it looks like Dr. Swollenstein here 610 00:37:29,623 --> 00:37:31,625 just got himself a deal. 611 00:37:33,794 --> 00:37:34,753 Ooh. 612 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:38,590 Oh, my God. 613 00:37:38,674 --> 00:37:39,925 All right. 614 00:37:40,008 --> 00:37:41,635 First we need to load up on some gear, 615 00:37:41,718 --> 00:37:43,387 or we're all gonna die. 616 00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:44,805 Let's go to Midport Village. 617 00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:47,933 This guy's lost his mind. 618 00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:49,017 Move out! 619 00:37:56,984 --> 00:37:59,027 -Harr. 620 00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:04,366 Hurrr… 621 00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:07,160 -Mm-hm! 622 00:38:10,330 --> 00:38:13,500 -Hrrr… - Oh, no. Not again. 623 00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:15,252 - Oh! 624 00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:17,004 I am so sorry. 625 00:38:17,087 --> 00:38:19,297 Oh, my God. Are you all right? Oh, my God. 626 00:38:19,381 --> 00:38:21,717 Oh, my God. Are you all right? 627 00:38:24,261 --> 00:38:26,054 Your head is huge. 628 00:38:26,138 --> 00:38:27,431 Harr… 629 00:38:27,514 --> 00:38:29,641 You're not gonna sue me, are you? 630 00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:31,476 Because everyone wants to sue me 631 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,979 once I hit them with my Jeep Grand Cherokee. 632 00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:36,523 -Hurr. -Oh, my. 633 00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:39,276 How about this? What if I just take you to dinner? 634 00:38:40,152 --> 00:38:41,528 Would you like to go to dinner? 635 00:38:41,611 --> 00:38:42,654 Huh. 636 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,998 Here it is. Midport Village. 637 00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:54,833 I got a secret stash of elite loot 638 00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:56,918 that'll help us survive the Woodland Mansion. 639 00:38:57,002 --> 00:38:59,254 Whoa, whoa, whoa, who are these guys? 640 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:01,339 Oh, these dudes? They're the villagers. 641 00:39:01,715 --> 00:39:04,176 They're total pacifists and vegetarians. 642 00:39:04,259 --> 00:39:06,261 You don't bug them, they won't bug you. 643 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:09,848 They just like to chill, trade, and eat buttloads of bread. 644 00:39:09,931 --> 00:39:11,433 They love crushing loaf. 645 00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:12,851 So they built all this? 646 00:39:12,934 --> 00:39:14,227 Yeah, most of it. 647 00:39:14,311 --> 00:39:17,856 But the good stuff you see, that's all Steve. 648 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:22,527 Whoa. Is he some kind of king? 649 00:39:22,611 --> 00:39:23,612 No. 650 00:39:24,905 --> 00:39:26,448 That's a legend. 651 00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:29,117 Kid, anything you can dream about here, 652 00:39:29,201 --> 00:39:30,452 you can make. 653 00:39:30,535 --> 00:39:33,038 Zero limits. You know what I'm talking about. 654 00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:35,123 -That was your tower, right? -Yeah. 655 00:39:35,457 --> 00:39:37,459 Pretty killer for a first build. 656 00:39:40,629 --> 00:39:42,631 Relax. It's just an Iron Golem. 657 00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:44,049 Local security force. 658 00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:48,470 But they're a bunch of big softies! 659 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:53,809 Unless you start messing with the villagers. 660 00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:54,935 Don't ever do that! 661 00:39:55,352 --> 00:39:56,853 This place makes no sense. 662 00:39:56,937 --> 00:39:58,105 Come with me! 663 00:40:00,273 --> 00:40:02,609 Yo, I need protein, like, pronto. 664 00:40:02,692 --> 00:40:04,861 I got just the place, buddy. 665 00:40:08,949 --> 00:40:09,825 Hello there. 666 00:40:10,367 --> 00:40:11,660 Whoo-hoo! 667 00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:14,538 Oh, dude, I got goose pimples just walking up on it. 668 00:40:15,205 --> 00:40:16,206 You ever wonder what happens 669 00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:18,416 when you mix hot lava and chicken? 670 00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:21,586 I did, and you're about to find out. 671 00:40:23,213 --> 00:40:24,047 Uh-oh! 672 00:40:30,303 --> 00:40:31,471 -Mm? 673 00:40:31,555 --> 00:40:32,973 You hear that? 674 00:40:33,056 --> 00:40:34,432 That's the sound of sizzle-een. 675 00:40:34,516 --> 00:40:36,226 - Mm-hm. 676 00:40:36,810 --> 00:40:38,937 -Smell that smell. 677 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,711 I have a small business too. 678 00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:05,755 But one thing I try to do is not have my jingle suck butt. 679 00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:11,136 Friggin' loser. 680 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:13,847 -Pass the bird, turkey. 681 00:41:13,930 --> 00:41:16,308 I'm not a little wimp like big Steve here. 682 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:18,810 I crave heat. And I crave pain. 683 00:41:18,894 --> 00:41:20,270 Garrett, wait! 684 00:41:21,313 --> 00:41:22,147 Hear my words. 685 00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:24,399 That chicken was just cooked in hot lava. 686 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:25,859 Let it cool down, man. 687 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:31,656 Mm-hm. 688 00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:38,580 Not bad. 689 00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:48,965 Garbage Man… you're a big-time idiot. 690 00:41:52,969 --> 00:41:54,179 What is it? 691 00:41:54,262 --> 00:41:56,431 - What? 692 00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:01,186 General Chungus! Get over here. 693 00:42:11,571 --> 00:42:14,366 Hey, Malgosha. What's going on? 694 00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:17,827 Your old dungeon buddy, Steve, has betrayed us. 695 00:42:17,911 --> 00:42:19,371 Well, that's a bummer. 696 00:42:19,663 --> 00:42:22,082 The Orb is with four Roundlings. 697 00:42:22,165 --> 00:42:24,292 My spies tell me he has taken them 698 00:42:24,376 --> 00:42:26,294 to his lava chicken shack. 699 00:42:26,378 --> 00:42:29,214 No way. I love that place. 700 00:42:31,675 --> 00:42:32,550 Shut up! 701 00:42:32,634 --> 00:42:35,053 Take your finest warriors, bring me that Orb, 702 00:42:35,136 --> 00:42:36,721 and kill the Roundlings. 703 00:42:36,805 --> 00:42:39,975 So, like, you want me to end his life or whatever? 704 00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:41,309 Are you serious? 705 00:42:41,393 --> 00:42:43,061 What do you think I'm talking about? 706 00:42:43,144 --> 00:42:44,229 Okay. 707 00:42:44,312 --> 00:42:46,856 I was just kinda confused there for a second. 708 00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:50,902 Take this Nether wart so you don't zombify. 709 00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:54,656 Your Majesty, I don't think this is gonna be enough to go around. 710 00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:55,991 Deal with it! 711 00:42:56,074 --> 00:42:57,158 No worries. 712 00:42:58,493 --> 00:43:00,537 All right. Drink up, guys. 713 00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:02,330 You don't wanna zombify up there. 714 00:43:02,414 --> 00:43:04,165 But just tiny sips, okay? 715 00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:08,420 Harr… 716 00:43:08,503 --> 00:43:11,965 Okay, so, how do we find this Woodland Mansion thing? 717 00:43:12,048 --> 00:43:13,842 Over the mountains, into the dark forest, 718 00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:16,094 right beyond the massive red shrooms. 719 00:43:16,428 --> 00:43:19,681 -Massive red shrooms? -Mm-hm. Big old red ones. 720 00:43:20,140 --> 00:43:22,434 We need to find a real map, Steve. 721 00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:25,061 This place is dangerous, and I need to get my brother out of here. 722 00:43:25,145 --> 00:43:27,647 Well, it seems like he's having a pretty good time. 723 00:43:27,731 --> 00:43:30,692 Look, your brother has a gift. You know that, right? 724 00:43:30,775 --> 00:43:32,694 You should let him explore it. 725 00:43:32,777 --> 00:43:35,030 Creativity in this world is key to survival. 726 00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:36,614 Okay, well, in the real world, 727 00:43:36,698 --> 00:43:38,575 things are a little bit different. 728 00:43:38,658 --> 00:43:40,952 Creative kids get picked last for gym, 729 00:43:41,036 --> 00:43:42,287 they sit at the bummer lunch table 730 00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:43,747 and they get bullied. 731 00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:45,332 Don't I know it. 732 00:43:45,415 --> 00:43:47,500 Do you even realize what he did back home? 733 00:43:47,584 --> 00:43:49,502 He blew up Chuggy The Chip! 734 00:43:49,586 --> 00:43:51,629 Well, maybe I belong in this world. 735 00:43:52,589 --> 00:43:53,965 Henry, that's not what I meant. 736 00:43:54,466 --> 00:43:56,801 That's not what I was saying at all. 737 00:43:58,136 --> 00:43:59,596 Just so you know, 738 00:44:00,347 --> 00:44:02,640 I'm more of a sister to Hank than you'll ever be. 739 00:44:04,434 --> 00:44:05,268 Yeah. 740 00:44:07,604 --> 00:44:09,356 Spin kick. 741 00:44:10,273 --> 00:44:12,650 -You okay? -Fine. 742 00:44:13,610 --> 00:44:14,944 Look, I found one of these 743 00:44:15,028 --> 00:44:17,113 big-headed-looking dudes that sells maps. 744 00:44:17,197 --> 00:44:18,865 Looks legit. Come on. 745 00:44:21,451 --> 00:44:23,620 Welcome to the stash. 746 00:44:25,205 --> 00:44:28,291 Firework rockets. Also good for propulsion. 747 00:44:28,375 --> 00:44:29,834 Boots of Swiftness. 748 00:44:29,918 --> 00:44:31,378 Diamond armor, full set. 749 00:44:32,337 --> 00:44:33,713 And blades for days. 750 00:44:34,297 --> 00:44:36,883 Everything we'll need to make it to Woodland Mansion. 751 00:44:37,467 --> 00:44:38,593 Whoa. 752 00:44:41,596 --> 00:44:43,264 Bogus layout, bro. 753 00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:45,725 Look but don't touch. 754 00:44:45,809 --> 00:44:48,186 Those are some of my favorite treasures. 755 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:53,274 Hrr. 756 00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:00,240 What's this junk? 757 00:45:00,323 --> 00:45:02,158 That is an Ender Pearl. 758 00:45:02,492 --> 00:45:04,160 Teleports you to wherever you throw it. 759 00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:07,288 -Yeah, right. -No! 760 00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:10,875 Oh, God. 761 00:45:10,959 --> 00:45:11,918 What the… 762 00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:14,254 And that was the only one I had. 763 00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:15,338 No biggie. 764 00:45:15,422 --> 00:45:18,049 Almost died fighting an Enderman for it. 765 00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:19,676 Come with me. 766 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:28,059 This is a crafting table. 767 00:45:28,143 --> 00:45:29,227 Here's how it works. 768 00:45:29,310 --> 00:45:32,355 You place these elements in different patterns, 769 00:45:32,439 --> 00:45:34,315 and kaboom! 770 00:45:36,609 --> 00:45:38,945 You got yourself a sweet blade. 771 00:45:41,614 --> 00:45:42,782 You wanna see a blade? 772 00:45:43,992 --> 00:45:45,702 I'll show you a blade. 773 00:45:46,661 --> 00:45:48,455 -Yeah! 774 00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:51,916 Hammer. 775 00:45:53,126 --> 00:45:54,210 Kadoosh! 776 00:45:54,294 --> 00:45:55,587 Ahh… 777 00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,340 That's okay, bud. Buckets are useful here. 778 00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:02,427 Yeah. They're cool, Garrett. They're like nunchucks. 779 00:46:02,510 --> 00:46:05,388 Yeah, I know. That's why I made them. 780 00:46:06,139 --> 00:46:07,098 They're… 781 00:46:08,016 --> 00:46:09,184 Buck-Chuckets. 782 00:46:09,476 --> 00:46:11,019 Uh… they're what? 783 00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:15,231 Hey, can I try something else? 784 00:46:15,315 --> 00:46:17,025 Abso-rootin'-tootly. 785 00:46:21,905 --> 00:46:23,281 Bro, you had Tots the whole time? 786 00:46:23,364 --> 00:46:24,157 Yeah. Sorry. 787 00:46:26,910 --> 00:46:28,578 Ohh! 788 00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:30,455 It's a Tot Launcher. 789 00:46:30,830 --> 00:46:33,333 Dude, you just took boring junk from the real world 790 00:46:33,416 --> 00:46:35,043 to create something amazing. 791 00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:36,461 That is next-level. 792 00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:37,420 Hank? 793 00:46:37,504 --> 00:46:39,047 Can I play with your Tot Launcher when you're done? 794 00:46:39,422 --> 00:46:40,924 -Yeah. -Sweet. 795 00:46:41,007 --> 00:46:43,510 Hey, Steve. Can I talk to you for a second? 796 00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:45,053 Sure thing. 797 00:46:52,435 --> 00:46:53,603 What's up? 798 00:46:53,686 --> 00:46:55,647 You know that note you left with the Orb? 799 00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:57,023 The one about the riches? 800 00:46:57,690 --> 00:46:58,399 I read it. 801 00:46:58,691 --> 00:47:00,610 Yeah. There's riches everywhere. 802 00:47:00,693 --> 00:47:03,321 I keep a fat stash of diamonds at the Redstone Mines. 803 00:47:03,404 --> 00:47:04,447 So this treasure load, 804 00:47:04,531 --> 00:47:06,491 is it on the way to this Mansion place? 805 00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:08,451 Not really. It's a major detour. 806 00:47:08,535 --> 00:47:10,495 Plus, the mines can be perilous. 807 00:47:10,578 --> 00:47:12,247 Let me keep it simple for you, Steve. 808 00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:17,335 No diamonds, no Orb. 809 00:47:18,878 --> 00:47:20,088 You smell what I'm steppin' in? 810 00:47:22,590 --> 00:47:23,967 Hurr… 811 00:47:26,135 --> 00:47:27,303 Good day. 812 00:47:27,387 --> 00:47:28,555 Huh… 813 00:47:29,389 --> 00:47:33,309 We need a map to the Woodland Mansion. 814 00:47:33,393 --> 00:47:34,727 Uhhrr-uhr? 815 00:47:34,811 --> 00:47:36,104 We just need a map. 816 00:47:37,605 --> 00:47:38,940 Uh-oh. 817 00:47:39,983 --> 00:47:41,693 -Nat? -Dawn? 818 00:47:41,776 --> 00:47:42,986 Something's going down. 819 00:48:01,671 --> 00:48:03,047 Huh. 820 00:48:05,133 --> 00:48:06,259 All right, guys, 821 00:48:06,342 --> 00:48:08,761 just start trashing their produce. 822 00:48:08,845 --> 00:48:10,430 Villagers hate that. 823 00:48:39,167 --> 00:48:40,084 Who are these guys? 824 00:48:40,168 --> 00:48:42,503 Piglins. They must be after the Orb. 825 00:48:45,048 --> 00:48:48,426 Hey, Steve. What's going on, dude? 826 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:50,970 Crap! Chungus. 827 00:48:51,054 --> 00:48:54,974 I'm really sorry, but I have to un-alive you and stuff. 828 00:48:56,225 --> 00:48:57,810 Malgosha double-crossed me. 829 00:48:58,645 --> 00:49:00,521 We just need that Orb thingy. 830 00:49:00,605 --> 00:49:01,564 You know this guy? 831 00:49:01,648 --> 00:49:04,108 Yeah, we used to get into some dungeon stuff. 832 00:49:04,192 --> 00:49:06,069 He seems nice, but he's a killer! 833 00:49:06,152 --> 00:49:08,571 Wow, you look good, Bro-Hammer. 834 00:49:08,655 --> 00:49:09,822 You lose some weight? 835 00:49:09,906 --> 00:49:11,783 Stand back, boys. 836 00:49:11,866 --> 00:49:13,242 This pig is mine. 837 00:49:13,326 --> 00:49:14,285 No. 838 00:49:15,286 --> 00:49:17,830 I'm tired of you getting all the glory. 839 00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:19,749 This pig is mine. 840 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:29,550 Steve! 841 00:49:45,858 --> 00:49:46,984 -We have to get to Henry. -Yeah. 842 00:49:47,068 --> 00:49:48,277 Do you think we could take these guys? 843 00:49:57,578 --> 00:49:58,913 Come on, let's do this! 844 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:00,123 Yeah, we got this! 845 00:50:29,569 --> 00:50:30,653 Hai! 846 00:50:32,488 --> 00:50:33,865 Nice moves, bro. 847 00:50:36,242 --> 00:50:37,952 - Sorry. 848 00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:44,917 Yes! 849 00:50:52,759 --> 00:50:54,427 The party's over, bud. 850 00:50:54,510 --> 00:50:56,220 Just give me the Orb. 851 00:50:56,304 --> 00:50:58,222 Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something! 852 00:50:58,598 --> 00:50:59,390 What? 853 00:50:59,891 --> 00:51:01,893 Whoa! 854 00:51:01,976 --> 00:51:02,769 Thanks, big guy. 855 00:51:03,186 --> 00:51:03,978 Ninja roll! 856 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:06,022 What happened? 857 00:51:06,397 --> 00:51:08,191 I just saved your butt, that's what happened. 858 00:51:08,274 --> 00:51:09,192 You can thank me later. 859 00:51:09,567 --> 00:51:11,652 We gotta get to the rampart. Follow me! 860 00:51:19,368 --> 00:51:21,996 Henry! 861 00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:25,416 Nat, we have to go now. 862 00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:27,502 Dawn, I cannot leave him. He's my entire family. 863 00:51:27,585 --> 00:51:28,836 He needs you alive, okay? 864 00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:30,421 We'll meet him back at the Woodland Mansion. 865 00:51:30,505 --> 00:51:32,507 We gotta go find the map guy! Come on! 866 00:51:33,508 --> 00:51:34,717 Follow me! 867 00:51:34,801 --> 00:51:36,928 -Garrett, what about Natalie? -We'll meet her at the Mansion. 868 00:51:39,347 --> 00:51:40,598 Come on, run! 869 00:51:47,522 --> 00:51:48,773 -Whoa! - Whoa. 870 00:51:49,816 --> 00:51:51,025 Oh, great. Now what? 871 00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:52,026 -Fr-r-rah! 872 00:51:52,401 --> 00:51:53,736 Elytra Wingsuits! 873 00:51:54,028 --> 00:51:56,197 -Ska-tah! Ska-tah! 874 00:51:56,656 --> 00:51:57,365 Whoa! 875 00:51:57,448 --> 00:51:58,658 Head for those mountains. 876 00:51:58,741 --> 00:51:59,992 I thought we're going to the Woodland Mansion. 877 00:52:00,076 --> 00:52:01,035 Hank, don't talk back to your elders. 878 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:02,370 -But-- -Buh-bye. 879 00:52:08,167 --> 00:52:09,252 Those things work, right? 880 00:52:09,335 --> 00:52:10,127 Absolutely. 881 00:52:15,675 --> 00:52:17,510 Whoo-hoo! 882 00:52:17,593 --> 00:52:19,929 Check it out. I'm flying! 883 00:52:20,012 --> 00:52:21,556 Yeah! 884 00:52:25,101 --> 00:52:26,894 -Buenos días. 885 00:52:26,978 --> 00:52:28,229 Which means, "See you later." 886 00:52:31,983 --> 00:52:34,443 No! I thought I grabbed three! 887 00:52:34,527 --> 00:52:37,989 Wait for me! 888 00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:39,073 Coming in hot! 889 00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:51,377 No! No way, dude! 890 00:52:51,961 --> 00:52:53,212 Let go of my hair! 891 00:52:53,296 --> 00:52:55,548 Just relax. Let my hips guide you. 892 00:52:55,631 --> 00:52:57,008 It's the only way. 893 00:52:57,091 --> 00:52:59,302 What? 894 00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:09,353 Hank! We'll have a better chance if we split up! 895 00:53:09,645 --> 00:53:11,272 -What? -Ki-yai! 896 00:53:25,286 --> 00:53:27,955 Get off me! 897 00:53:29,081 --> 00:53:30,374 Get off me! 898 00:53:39,425 --> 00:53:40,843 Yee-hah! 899 00:53:45,973 --> 00:53:47,224 Yeah! 900 00:53:47,308 --> 00:53:50,227 Hoo-hoo! 901 00:53:55,066 --> 00:53:57,193 We got hog riders at our three o'clock! 902 00:54:00,696 --> 00:54:02,073 I got you, buddy! 903 00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:09,205 -They got us boxed in! 904 00:54:09,288 --> 00:54:10,831 Head for the tunnel! 905 00:54:10,915 --> 00:54:13,292 We're not gonna fit! We're too chunky! 906 00:54:13,376 --> 00:54:14,961 We're gonna have to go nose-to-toes. 907 00:54:15,044 --> 00:54:16,253 Full man sandwich. 908 00:54:16,337 --> 00:54:18,130 What? No. I'm not gonna do that! 909 00:54:18,214 --> 00:54:21,092 I'm ordering you to make a full man sandwich! 910 00:54:21,175 --> 00:54:22,051 Okay! 911 00:54:29,684 --> 00:54:32,269 Yeah! 912 00:54:32,353 --> 00:54:34,397 Dang it! A lava bucket! 913 00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:37,274 -Okay. Tighten up! -What? 914 00:54:37,358 --> 00:54:39,276 There's still some negative space back there! 915 00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:40,277 We both know it! 916 00:54:40,361 --> 00:54:42,154 I'm trying to close the gaps! 917 00:54:42,238 --> 00:54:44,281 Okay, now get ready. 918 00:54:44,782 --> 00:54:46,617 I'm gonna squeeze for your safety. 919 00:54:46,701 --> 00:54:48,327 I understand. 920 00:54:48,411 --> 00:54:49,954 -Whoo-hoo! 921 00:54:53,332 --> 00:54:55,793 Yeah! 922 00:54:56,419 --> 00:54:57,962 Yeah! 923 00:54:58,045 --> 00:54:59,672 Whoo-hoo! 924 00:55:08,597 --> 00:55:09,765 Get off me! 925 00:55:19,066 --> 00:55:20,109 Henry! 926 00:55:22,862 --> 00:55:24,113 Oh, crap. 927 00:55:35,458 --> 00:55:36,292 Don't worry! 928 00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:38,711 I'm gonna cushion our fall with this water bucket. 929 00:55:39,378 --> 00:55:40,546 Release! 930 00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:52,808 You can really fight, Nat. You were kicking butt. 931 00:55:52,892 --> 00:55:54,727 Thanks! I have no idea where it came from. 932 00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:56,062 There he is! 933 00:55:56,145 --> 00:55:58,022 Hey! Get back here! We need a map! 934 00:55:58,105 --> 00:55:59,315 First, we need a boat. 935 00:55:59,398 --> 00:56:00,691 Okay, okay, uh… 936 00:56:00,775 --> 00:56:03,944 Okay, hurry. The map guy's floating away! 937 00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:08,783 Boat magic! 938 00:56:12,078 --> 00:56:13,329 Hah-haah! 939 00:56:13,662 --> 00:56:15,790 Nat, that's the worst boat I've ever seen. 940 00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:17,500 I'm sorry. I have no idea what I'm doing. 941 00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:18,918 Forget it. Let's go, come on! 942 00:56:27,343 --> 00:56:29,845 Oh. Oh… 943 00:56:30,930 --> 00:56:31,889 Hrrr. 944 00:56:37,645 --> 00:56:38,771 No, thank you. 945 00:56:39,063 --> 00:56:40,064 Of course. 946 00:56:42,358 --> 00:56:46,445 You know, I gotta tell you, I'm having a great time. 947 00:56:46,529 --> 00:56:47,321 Huh. 948 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:49,406 I, uh… I recently got divorced 949 00:56:49,490 --> 00:56:51,951 from my husband, Clemente, and… 950 00:56:52,827 --> 00:56:55,788 and the main reason is, you know, he… 951 00:56:56,163 --> 00:56:58,499 didn't have any personality, you know? 952 00:56:58,582 --> 00:57:00,626 I mean, not like you. 953 00:57:00,709 --> 00:57:02,044 Uh-huhh… 954 00:57:08,467 --> 00:57:09,969 You got some talking to do, buddy. 955 00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:11,178 Hank and I want some answers. 956 00:57:11,595 --> 00:57:12,721 Like how are we gonna stop those pigs? 957 00:57:12,805 --> 00:57:14,306 And why does my beard smell like gorgonzola? 958 00:57:14,390 --> 00:57:15,432 Yeah, and who's that evil sorceress 959 00:57:15,516 --> 00:57:17,143 -you were talking about? -Look! 960 00:57:17,810 --> 00:57:20,354 The sorceress is a piglin queen called Malgosha. 961 00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:21,772 Those are her minions. 962 00:57:21,856 --> 00:57:22,857 She rules over them 963 00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:24,942 in a dark hellscape called the Nether. 964 00:57:25,568 --> 00:57:27,403 And I always keep a chunk of gorgonzola 965 00:57:27,486 --> 00:57:29,280 in my front pocket, okay? 966 00:57:30,156 --> 00:57:31,115 Listen! 967 00:57:32,074 --> 00:57:33,784 Malgosha's path to darkness 968 00:57:33,868 --> 00:57:35,703 started the way these things often do… 969 00:57:36,245 --> 00:57:40,040 during the semi-finals of The Nether's Got Talent. 970 00:57:43,961 --> 00:57:47,965 Young Malgosha always dreamed of being a world-class dancer. 971 00:57:49,592 --> 00:57:52,052 Her moves were pretty out there. 972 00:57:52,136 --> 00:57:54,430 No one in the Nether was ready for it. 973 00:57:58,017 --> 00:57:59,643 It crushed her. 974 00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:03,731 What'd I tell you about all that dancing? 975 00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:05,608 It's time for you to grow up. 976 00:58:05,691 --> 00:58:08,360 I'm tired of you chasing your dreams. 977 00:58:08,444 --> 00:58:11,405 Now, take this axe and go find some gold. 978 00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:14,116 That was such embarrassing dancing! 979 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:15,618 So, from that day forward, 980 00:58:15,701 --> 00:58:18,454 she denounced all forms of creativity. 981 00:58:19,288 --> 00:58:23,167 If she ever gets that Orb, she'll black out the sun. 982 00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:25,002 Nether wart will flourish. 983 00:58:25,085 --> 00:58:26,545 This beautiful world and everything in it 984 00:58:26,629 --> 00:58:27,755 will wither and die. 985 00:58:27,838 --> 00:58:29,423 And you were gonna give it to her? 986 00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:30,507 Great idea! 987 00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:32,468 I'm not gonna give it to her. 988 00:58:32,551 --> 00:58:34,720 But I need that Orb for leverage. 989 00:58:34,803 --> 00:58:36,805 I gotta save Dennis. 990 00:58:36,889 --> 00:58:37,973 Come. 991 00:58:40,226 --> 00:58:43,312 The Woodland Mansion is just beyond the Redstone Mountains. 992 00:58:43,771 --> 00:58:46,065 We can go over or through. 993 00:58:46,732 --> 00:58:47,858 Whatever's fastest. 994 00:58:49,818 --> 00:58:51,362 Through will be faster. 995 00:58:58,244 --> 00:58:59,662 General Chungus, 996 00:58:59,745 --> 00:59:02,498 you have failed me for the last time. 997 00:59:02,581 --> 00:59:04,333 Yeah, I'm really sorry about that. 998 00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:07,211 Bring out the beast! 999 00:59:07,294 --> 00:59:09,630 -What? 1000 00:59:09,713 --> 00:59:11,966 What do you mean you just have to put the brain in? 1001 00:59:12,049 --> 00:59:14,468 Well, yes, it's a big deal. Get it done! 1002 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:17,554 Look, everybody knows it wasn't my best day. 1003 00:59:17,638 --> 00:59:19,890 But I'm really trying to set some new goals, and-- 1004 00:59:30,651 --> 00:59:32,695 The Great Hog. 1005 00:59:32,778 --> 00:59:34,613 My ultimate weapon. 1006 00:59:38,617 --> 00:59:40,286 There he is! 1007 00:59:42,746 --> 00:59:44,248 Kill him! 1008 00:59:44,331 --> 00:59:47,501 Wait, does this mean you're firing me? 1009 00:59:50,379 --> 00:59:51,880 Well done. 1010 00:59:51,964 --> 00:59:55,551 Now, find the Roundlings and bring me the Orb! 1011 00:59:59,555 --> 01:00:01,348 We are so lost. 1012 01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:11,483 My one job was to protect Henry, and I blew it. 1013 01:00:12,985 --> 01:00:16,405 I just promised my mom I'd never let anything happen to him. 1014 01:00:16,488 --> 01:00:19,575 I guess I'm just not cut out for this parenting stuff. 1015 01:00:22,953 --> 01:00:25,622 I just wish I could have been a kid 1016 01:00:25,706 --> 01:00:27,583 for a little bit longer, you know? 1017 01:00:28,250 --> 01:00:30,377 Just to have that feeling like I could have done anything. 1018 01:00:30,461 --> 01:00:31,420 I hear you. 1019 01:00:31,503 --> 01:00:33,756 Being a grown-up sucks. 1020 01:00:34,131 --> 01:00:35,924 You got all these responsibilities, 1021 01:00:36,008 --> 01:00:37,801 and you just stop chasing your dreams. 1022 01:00:40,346 --> 01:00:42,639 You think I like having 15 hustles? 1023 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:54,234 Wait, wait, wait. Hold up, hold up. 1024 01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:56,612 Let's just calm down. 1025 01:00:57,738 --> 01:01:00,199 I think this one just needs some TLC. 1026 01:01:01,533 --> 01:01:03,827 Yeah? You like bones? 1027 01:01:04,536 --> 01:01:08,624 Oh, I bet you like bones. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. 1028 01:01:11,877 --> 01:01:14,171 Aren't you a beautiful one? 1029 01:01:14,254 --> 01:01:16,799 -Yes you are! Yes you are! 1030 01:01:17,925 --> 01:01:19,843 I cannot believe you just did that. 1031 01:01:20,761 --> 01:01:21,887 Wait. 1032 01:01:23,889 --> 01:01:24,973 Dennis? 1033 01:01:25,516 --> 01:01:27,810 -Steve's Dennis? 1034 01:01:27,893 --> 01:01:29,603 Well, can you take us to him? 1035 01:01:31,230 --> 01:01:33,565 - Oh! 1036 01:01:33,649 --> 01:01:36,527 Nat, I think this might be our way to the Woodland Mansion. 1037 01:01:38,529 --> 01:01:40,114 Let's follow that pooch! 1038 01:01:42,741 --> 01:01:45,577 Son of a biscuit, we found it. 1039 01:01:47,329 --> 01:01:49,415 Looky, looky here. 1040 01:01:49,498 --> 01:01:51,792 Welcome to the Redstone Mines. 1041 01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:55,879 You see that glowy stuff? That's redstone. 1042 01:01:56,171 --> 01:01:57,756 Conducts energy. 1043 01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:59,925 You can build some crazy contraptions with it. 1044 01:02:01,927 --> 01:02:04,054 I thought you said this was a diamond mine. 1045 01:02:04,138 --> 01:02:07,975 Easy, big dog. They're here, but be careful. 1046 01:02:08,058 --> 01:02:10,644 I set some booby traps a long time ago. 1047 01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:13,397 But I can't for the life of me remember where they are-- 1048 01:02:21,947 --> 01:02:23,407 Get them off me! 1049 01:02:25,659 --> 01:02:26,994 Help me, please! 1050 01:02:27,077 --> 01:02:29,329 -Sorry! 1051 01:02:33,292 --> 01:02:36,128 Hah! Here it is! Thanks, Garrett. 1052 01:02:36,211 --> 01:02:38,255 -Yeah. 1053 01:02:40,299 --> 01:02:41,425 Yes! 1054 01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:43,927 My diamonds. 1055 01:02:44,011 --> 01:02:46,054 Ooh! That's what I'm talkin' about. 1056 01:02:46,138 --> 01:02:47,931 Steve delivers the goodies! 1057 01:02:48,223 --> 01:02:49,808 Did you guys plan this? 1058 01:02:50,476 --> 01:02:51,894 I'm sorry, Henry. 1059 01:02:52,227 --> 01:02:53,395 Whoo! 1060 01:02:53,479 --> 01:02:55,606 Yeah! I'm not. 1061 01:02:56,190 --> 01:02:58,066 Oh, yeah. 1062 01:02:58,150 --> 01:02:59,943 -What the heck, man? -Oh, relax. 1063 01:03:00,027 --> 01:03:01,612 Natalie could be at the Mansion already. 1064 01:03:01,695 --> 01:03:03,030 She could be in danger! 1065 01:03:05,574 --> 01:03:07,784 Oh, no. Do you smell that? 1066 01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:09,828 Nether wart. 1067 01:03:10,579 --> 01:03:11,455 What does that mean? 1068 01:03:17,377 --> 01:03:20,130 No! The Great Hog! 1069 01:03:20,214 --> 01:03:22,049 She finally put the brain in. 1070 01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:23,383 Run for the minecarts! 1071 01:03:29,973 --> 01:03:31,767 Hit it, Henry, hit it! 1072 01:03:32,142 --> 01:03:32,976 Go! 1073 01:03:36,897 --> 01:03:40,442 If memory serves, I built a kick-ass safe room just up ahead. 1074 01:03:43,237 --> 01:03:44,821 Whoo! 1075 01:03:44,905 --> 01:03:46,949 Dang it, my torch blew out. 1076 01:03:47,032 --> 01:03:47,991 Why are we stopping? 1077 01:03:48,075 --> 01:03:49,910 'Cause we ran out of redstone! 1078 01:03:49,993 --> 01:03:51,995 We're gonna need a boost fast. 1079 01:03:52,079 --> 01:03:54,248 - What's that sound? 1080 01:03:54,331 --> 01:03:56,833 Chill out, Gar-Gar. We're totally safe. 1081 01:03:59,002 --> 01:04:01,630 Crap! My creeper farm. 1082 01:04:02,422 --> 01:04:05,175 What the--? You gotta be kidding me! 1083 01:04:05,634 --> 01:04:07,678 What kind of idiot would breed these things? 1084 01:04:13,475 --> 01:04:14,893 -Up ahead, look! 1085 01:04:15,477 --> 01:04:17,479 We gotta get to the redstone rail! 1086 01:04:17,563 --> 01:04:18,939 Garrett, you got us into this mess! 1087 01:04:19,022 --> 01:04:20,107 Get out and push! 1088 01:04:21,108 --> 01:04:23,527 Okay. Okay. 1089 01:04:28,031 --> 01:04:29,783 Go, Garrett! Go faster! 1090 01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:32,536 We're not gonna make it! 1091 01:04:32,619 --> 01:04:33,287 Come on! 1092 01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:34,788 Come on, Garrett, you gotta go faster! 1093 01:04:35,122 --> 01:04:36,665 Start slapping, Hank! 1094 01:04:36,748 --> 01:04:38,375 Get outta here! Yeah! Get-- 1095 01:04:39,251 --> 01:04:41,295 -Garrett, get in! 1096 01:04:42,546 --> 01:04:43,880 He's right behind us! 1097 01:04:53,765 --> 01:04:55,434 I love you, Dennis! 1098 01:05:06,987 --> 01:05:10,365 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 1099 01:05:15,871 --> 01:05:17,122 Nice work, Gar-Gar. 1100 01:05:17,205 --> 01:05:19,207 Your little detour almost got us killed. 1101 01:05:19,291 --> 01:05:22,002 Relaje, you're so dramatic. We're still alive. 1102 01:05:22,085 --> 01:05:23,295 What's your problem, man? 1103 01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:25,380 We didn't need those stupid diamonds. 1104 01:05:25,464 --> 01:05:26,673 I swear, you are literally the most 1105 01:05:26,757 --> 01:05:28,300 selfish person I've ever met. 1106 01:05:28,383 --> 01:05:31,136 Whatever. I need them, okay? 1107 01:05:31,219 --> 01:05:32,220 I need the diamonds, 1108 01:05:32,304 --> 01:05:34,348 because I need the money, because I'm broke. 1109 01:05:35,140 --> 01:05:37,309 You wouldn't know anything about that. 1110 01:05:39,144 --> 01:05:42,648 My life sucks, kid. All right? I'm a frickin' loser. 1111 01:05:43,523 --> 01:05:44,650 There, I said it. 1112 01:05:45,233 --> 01:05:47,319 I know it looks like I got it all put together, right? 1113 01:05:47,402 --> 01:05:50,030 I'm smart, funny, bilingual. 1114 01:05:51,490 --> 01:05:53,950 El humble to un el faultot. 1115 01:05:57,746 --> 01:05:59,206 But that's not the reality. 1116 01:06:00,415 --> 01:06:01,625 I'm not doing well. 1117 01:06:02,751 --> 01:06:05,462 I'm washed up, Hank, and I'm gonna lose everything. 1118 01:06:06,505 --> 01:06:08,256 And that's not the worst part. 1119 01:06:09,758 --> 01:06:10,967 I'm alone. 1120 01:06:11,885 --> 01:06:12,803 You weren't alone. 1121 01:06:13,929 --> 01:06:15,222 I was your friend. 1122 01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:21,812 Sorry about your finances. 1123 01:06:22,562 --> 01:06:23,939 Shut up, Steve. 1124 01:06:27,484 --> 01:06:28,652 Wow. 1125 01:06:29,111 --> 01:06:31,697 I feel like you get me, and you're an incredible listener. 1126 01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:35,784 And only people with emotional intelligence are good listeners. 1127 01:06:37,202 --> 01:06:39,454 You know, I just didn't think it was in the cards 1128 01:06:39,538 --> 01:06:42,040 that I would have another first date, ever, you know? 1129 01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:43,375 Hm. 1130 01:06:44,292 --> 01:06:45,919 I wanna have the guts to invite you 1131 01:06:46,002 --> 01:06:47,713 over to my house for dessert. 1132 01:06:48,046 --> 01:06:49,756 Huh. Uh-huh. 1133 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:51,550 Are you finished? 1134 01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:53,552 No, I think he's Swedish. 1135 01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:55,595 But we're done with our meal. 1136 01:06:57,514 --> 01:07:00,475 There it is. The Woodland Mansion. 1137 01:07:00,559 --> 01:07:02,561 We're gonna get in there, get the Earth Crystal 1138 01:07:02,644 --> 01:07:04,312 and get you guys home. 1139 01:07:04,396 --> 01:07:05,564 Follow me! 1140 01:07:06,148 --> 01:07:07,232 Check this out. 1141 01:07:07,899 --> 01:07:09,109 Let's do this. 1142 01:07:09,192 --> 01:07:11,361 Pay close attention to Papa Steve. 1143 01:07:11,445 --> 01:07:13,613 The Woodland Mansion has three floors. 1144 01:07:14,114 --> 01:07:17,242 The first floor is loaded with Vindicators. 1145 01:07:17,659 --> 01:07:18,952 Axe murderers, basically. 1146 01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:20,537 Why is the third floor on the first floor? 1147 01:07:20,620 --> 01:07:22,038 I'm very confused. 1148 01:07:22,122 --> 01:07:23,540 I was trying to make three floors, 1149 01:07:23,623 --> 01:07:25,584 but I didn't have time to make, like, a doll house. 1150 01:07:25,876 --> 01:07:29,171 The second floor crawls with Evokers. 1151 01:07:29,254 --> 01:07:31,256 They wield powerful dark magic. 1152 01:07:31,339 --> 01:07:33,091 This is the worst model I've ever seen. 1153 01:07:33,175 --> 01:07:34,176 Garrett, stop talking. 1154 01:07:34,259 --> 01:07:35,510 We're trying to figure out a plan. 1155 01:07:35,594 --> 01:07:37,012 Bro, how long are you gonna be mad at me for? 1156 01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:38,180 I just got mad at you. 1157 01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:39,973 Please don't be mad at me for this, okay? 1158 01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:42,434 But I accidentally stole the Orb while you were crafting. 1159 01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:45,687 Are we cool now? 1160 01:07:45,771 --> 01:07:48,648 You are literally the worst person in the entire world. 1161 01:07:48,732 --> 01:07:52,277 Guys! Both of you, eyes on my demonstraysh! 1162 01:07:52,569 --> 01:07:55,155 Third floor houses the Loot Chamber. 1163 01:07:55,655 --> 01:07:57,199 That's where the Earth Crystal is, 1164 01:07:57,282 --> 01:07:59,534 but it's guarded by Endermen. 1165 01:07:59,618 --> 01:08:02,245 Whatever you do, do not look them in the eye. 1166 01:08:02,329 --> 01:08:03,789 They'll fry your brains out. 1167 01:08:03,872 --> 01:08:05,874 Okay well, I could build stairs to the second floor, 1168 01:08:05,957 --> 01:08:08,084 sneak in through the window, and snag the Earth Crystal. 1169 01:08:08,168 --> 01:08:09,461 That's a great idea, Hank. 1170 01:08:09,544 --> 01:08:12,839 But to pull it off, we're gonna need a pretty sweet diversion. 1171 01:08:13,381 --> 01:08:15,383 You know what could work on these guys? 1172 01:08:15,467 --> 01:08:16,384 It sounds crazy. 1173 01:08:16,468 --> 01:08:17,676 Hit me. 1174 01:09:28,832 --> 01:09:30,457 You gotta be kidding me. 1175 01:09:32,085 --> 01:09:33,420 You got this, Gar-Gar. 1176 01:09:34,587 --> 01:09:36,381 Reach down deep. 1177 01:09:36,464 --> 01:09:38,800 You're the Chuglass Kid, and I love ya! 1178 01:09:39,216 --> 01:09:40,260 What's going on, Steve? 1179 01:09:40,551 --> 01:09:43,513 It's some kind of sadistic Vindicator fight club. 1180 01:09:43,596 --> 01:09:45,473 I've heard of these, but I've never seen one. 1181 01:09:45,974 --> 01:09:46,975 They want me to fight the chicken? 1182 01:09:48,143 --> 01:09:49,728 It's a fight to the death, kid. 1183 01:10:09,789 --> 01:10:11,708 -Mmmm… 1184 01:10:13,627 --> 01:10:15,045 Chicken jockey. 1185 01:10:22,552 --> 01:10:23,219 Watch out! 1186 01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:27,807 Keep him away from your face! 1187 01:10:30,060 --> 01:10:31,227 Chuck him! 1188 01:10:31,311 --> 01:10:32,437 -Whoa! 1189 01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:24,364 Finally. 1190 01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:08,658 I'm sorry, little buddy. 1191 01:12:08,742 --> 01:12:10,577 Don't fall for it, Gar-Gar! 1192 01:12:10,660 --> 01:12:13,079 That baby's got the heart of a demon! 1193 01:12:13,163 --> 01:12:14,914 No, you're not a demon, are ya? 1194 01:12:14,998 --> 01:12:17,250 You're a cute little booger-face. 1195 01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:19,461 I'm just gonna… pet your little head. 1196 01:12:29,888 --> 01:12:32,390 You'll never be as cool as me, Hank. 1197 01:12:32,474 --> 01:12:33,349 Just give up. 1198 01:12:33,433 --> 01:12:36,144 The Overworld doesn't need you, Henry. 1199 01:12:36,227 --> 01:12:38,104 -Neither do I. - Give up. 1200 01:12:38,188 --> 01:12:39,814 This is all your fault, Henry. 1201 01:12:39,898 --> 01:12:42,025 Everything you do fails. 1202 01:12:42,692 --> 01:12:44,652 This stuff? It's trash, kid. 1203 01:12:49,574 --> 01:12:50,658 What the…? 1204 01:12:56,956 --> 01:12:58,249 Garrett! No! 1205 01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:01,961 I'm coming! 1206 01:13:02,545 --> 01:13:03,880 Hang on! 1207 01:13:05,340 --> 01:13:07,675 Sneak attack! 1208 01:13:30,365 --> 01:13:33,326 Heck yeah. I got you, Gar-Gar. 1209 01:13:33,409 --> 01:13:34,828 -Come on. 1210 01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:40,250 You… You saved my life. 1211 01:13:40,667 --> 01:13:42,085 That's what friends do, Garrett. 1212 01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:46,881 Hank! Did you get the Earth Crystal? 1213 01:13:46,965 --> 01:13:47,966 Yeah, I got it. 1214 01:13:48,049 --> 01:13:49,801 Let's get outta this hellhole. 1215 01:13:54,013 --> 01:13:55,431 Come on! Run! 1216 01:13:59,853 --> 01:14:02,313 I knew I'd find you dummies here. 1217 01:14:02,397 --> 01:14:03,982 Oh no. It's her! 1218 01:14:04,065 --> 01:14:06,151 Of course it's me, you fool. 1219 01:14:06,234 --> 01:14:09,612 I've been tracking your scent from two biomes away. 1220 01:14:10,363 --> 01:14:13,366 Check it out. I even built me a new Hog. 1221 01:14:15,660 --> 01:14:18,955 Malgosha! Your reign is over! 1222 01:14:19,038 --> 01:14:20,456 You're wrong. 1223 01:14:20,540 --> 01:14:22,208 It's just beginning. 1224 01:14:25,879 --> 01:14:26,880 No! 1225 01:14:27,714 --> 01:14:28,631 Hah! 1226 01:14:28,715 --> 01:14:29,757 No! 1227 01:14:29,841 --> 01:14:30,884 Kill them. 1228 01:14:30,967 --> 01:14:32,844 We have work to do. 1229 01:14:33,970 --> 01:14:35,555 Goodbye, Steve! 1230 01:14:41,769 --> 01:14:42,770 No! 1231 01:14:43,229 --> 01:14:45,273 They're gonna blow this bridge sky high! 1232 01:14:45,565 --> 01:14:47,275 -Sorry, Hank. -What? 1233 01:14:53,198 --> 01:14:55,617 Yeah! Slime cube. 1234 01:15:05,168 --> 01:15:06,419 Come on, Garrett, jump! 1235 01:15:06,502 --> 01:15:07,712 I can't, Steve. 1236 01:15:07,795 --> 01:15:08,963 Get him outta here! 1237 01:15:09,255 --> 01:15:11,507 Go, Hank! Save your sister and get home! 1238 01:15:11,591 --> 01:15:13,301 Garrett, you don't have to do this! 1239 01:15:13,384 --> 01:15:14,844 Tell my story in song. 1240 01:15:15,261 --> 01:15:18,765 Keep it metal. Keep it heavy. Real instruments. 1241 01:15:19,766 --> 01:15:20,892 Besides… 1242 01:15:23,436 --> 01:15:25,021 I love luaus. 1243 01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:28,441 Spin kick. 1244 01:15:35,198 --> 01:15:37,158 Garbage toss! Oh, crap! 1245 01:15:39,369 --> 01:15:42,121 No! 1246 01:15:44,290 --> 01:15:47,293 We're going down! 1247 01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:49,420 Brace for impact! 1248 01:16:09,107 --> 01:16:10,441 -Dennis? 1249 01:16:11,067 --> 01:16:13,027 -Dennis! 1250 01:16:13,111 --> 01:16:15,071 It's you! It's really you! 1251 01:16:18,241 --> 01:16:19,242 Gimme… 1252 01:16:22,662 --> 01:16:24,038 Oh! 1253 01:16:24,122 --> 01:16:25,581 How'd you find me? 1254 01:16:25,665 --> 01:16:27,041 He's one heck of a wolf. 1255 01:16:27,125 --> 01:16:29,210 He led us right to you guys. 1256 01:16:29,294 --> 01:16:31,754 Now I understand why you kept yourself so filthy and smelly, 1257 01:16:31,838 --> 01:16:33,381 so Dennis could find you one day. 1258 01:16:35,091 --> 01:16:35,967 Is he okay? 1259 01:16:36,050 --> 01:16:38,344 He's fine. He's just resting. 1260 01:16:38,428 --> 01:16:39,512 Good. 1261 01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:41,347 It was a pretty rough crash landing. 1262 01:16:42,348 --> 01:16:43,933 Wait a minute. Where are we? 1263 01:16:45,268 --> 01:16:47,437 -Whoa! 1264 01:16:49,397 --> 01:16:52,275 I wish Garbage Man was here to see this. 1265 01:16:52,358 --> 01:16:54,152 He would've loved your mushroom hut. 1266 01:16:54,235 --> 01:16:55,945 Yeah, I think so too. 1267 01:16:59,574 --> 01:17:02,285 I was so afraid that I lost you. 1268 01:17:04,454 --> 01:17:06,122 I was so afraid that I lost you, too. 1269 01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:11,044 I am really sorry about what I said. 1270 01:17:12,587 --> 01:17:14,630 And I'm really sorry about Garrett. 1271 01:17:19,427 --> 01:17:22,013 I'm only gonna say this once. 1272 01:17:22,096 --> 01:17:25,558 This thingy goes on top of that thingy. 1273 01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:27,060 Got it, Travis? 1274 01:17:27,143 --> 01:17:31,189 It's gonna make a real cool laser beam that'll darken-- 1275 01:17:32,565 --> 01:17:34,817 Never mind. 1276 01:17:59,634 --> 01:18:02,428 No. No! 1277 01:18:03,554 --> 01:18:06,557 The Great Darkening! It's begun. 1278 01:18:06,641 --> 01:18:08,684 Malgosha's gathering all her forces. 1279 01:18:08,768 --> 01:18:10,770 She will destroy this land. 1280 01:18:11,479 --> 01:18:14,315 Unless… we go get that Orb. 1281 01:18:14,399 --> 01:18:16,359 Well, what're we doing here? 1282 01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:19,404 Let's go fight some pigs. 1283 01:18:19,487 --> 01:18:21,906 I'm ready. I'm done with those pigs. 1284 01:18:21,989 --> 01:18:22,824 Yeah, me too. 1285 01:18:22,907 --> 01:18:25,034 Let's do it for Gar-Gar. 1286 01:18:25,118 --> 01:18:27,912 First we mine, then we craft. 1287 01:18:27,995 --> 01:18:29,497 Let's Minecraft! 1288 01:18:29,580 --> 01:18:31,833 - One, two, three. -Team! 1289 01:18:31,916 --> 01:18:33,501 -Get the Orb! -Orb! What are you saying? 1290 01:18:33,584 --> 01:18:35,211 -Minecraft. -We should all say that. 1291 01:18:35,294 --> 01:18:37,755 On three. One-- Forget it. There's no time! 1292 01:18:39,048 --> 01:18:40,508 Show us what you got, Henry. 1293 01:18:40,591 --> 01:18:42,135 Okay. I got a plan. 1294 01:18:42,218 --> 01:18:43,553 Killer recipes. 1295 01:18:43,636 --> 01:18:44,846 We're gonna have to move fast. 1296 01:18:44,929 --> 01:18:46,097 Let's get to work! 1297 01:18:47,306 --> 01:18:49,559 First we're gonna need some iron ingots. 1298 01:18:54,147 --> 01:18:55,940 Oh, yeah! 1299 01:18:57,775 --> 01:18:59,235 And the boots of Swiftness. 1300 01:19:01,446 --> 01:19:03,197 Time to light this place up. 1301 01:19:03,281 --> 01:19:05,116 -Come on, boys. 1302 01:19:07,326 --> 01:19:09,412 Have a nice flight! 1303 01:19:11,789 --> 01:19:14,083 Yeah, man! Whoo! 1304 01:19:14,167 --> 01:19:16,836 I bet you do. I bet you do! 1305 01:19:16,919 --> 01:19:18,629 We're also gonna need a ton of diamonds. 1306 01:19:23,468 --> 01:19:24,927 Show me what you got, Nat. 1307 01:19:25,803 --> 01:19:27,597 Whoa! Yeah! 1308 01:19:28,598 --> 01:19:29,807 You want some, buddy? 1309 01:19:35,354 --> 01:19:36,189 We're ready. 1310 01:19:36,272 --> 01:19:38,274 Let's go save the Overworld! 1311 01:19:45,656 --> 01:19:47,158 All right, my piggies. 1312 01:19:48,826 --> 01:19:53,122 Today, we take the Overworld as ours! 1313 01:19:54,624 --> 01:19:56,584 Attack their villages. 1314 01:19:56,667 --> 01:20:00,505 Burn their homes and their symmetrical farms. 1315 01:20:01,088 --> 01:20:05,468 All they have created, we destroy! 1316 01:20:09,222 --> 01:20:11,641 Well, what are you standing around for? 1317 01:20:11,724 --> 01:20:12,808 Get out of here! 1318 01:20:12,892 --> 01:20:15,394 Go on, bring me the gold! 1319 01:20:27,114 --> 01:20:29,367 - Hurry, Henry! 1320 01:20:56,769 --> 01:20:57,770 Uh? 1321 01:21:03,276 --> 01:21:05,611 Hah! News flash! 1322 01:21:05,945 --> 01:21:08,864 Iron Golems will not attack unless provoked. 1323 01:21:17,582 --> 01:21:19,792 Real smooth, Travis! 1324 01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:40,563 You ready? 1325 01:21:40,938 --> 01:21:42,064 Let's do this. 1326 01:21:55,786 --> 01:21:57,538 Oh, for goodness' sake! 1327 01:21:57,622 --> 01:22:00,750 Well, what are you doing, you big block of meat? 1328 01:22:00,833 --> 01:22:03,294 Get down there and take care of those Roundlings! 1329 01:22:13,804 --> 01:22:15,890 How do you like them pork chops? 1330 01:22:21,729 --> 01:22:22,730 Come on! 1331 01:22:30,488 --> 01:22:31,864 Huh? 1332 01:22:36,285 --> 01:22:39,038 Okay, Goshe. Let's dance. 1333 01:22:39,330 --> 01:22:40,665 Bring it on. 1334 01:22:46,087 --> 01:22:50,800 Sneak attack! 1335 01:22:53,761 --> 01:22:54,845 Hah! 1336 01:22:56,806 --> 01:22:58,349 Ooh! 1337 01:23:02,144 --> 01:23:03,187 My diamond armor! 1338 01:23:03,729 --> 01:23:05,189 Egg attack! Hyah! 1339 01:23:05,815 --> 01:23:07,149 -Frizz! 1340 01:23:08,192 --> 01:23:09,819 What is this, breakfast? 1341 01:23:12,196 --> 01:23:13,739 Get off of me! 1342 01:23:15,491 --> 01:23:17,827 Hurry! The Orb's up there! 1343 01:23:31,424 --> 01:23:32,967 Do it, Henry. 1344 01:23:33,050 --> 01:23:34,135 I got this. 1345 01:23:44,311 --> 01:23:45,396 Go, Henry, go! 1346 01:23:58,617 --> 01:24:00,786 Hey, Captain Butt Crack! 1347 01:24:03,998 --> 01:24:06,000 I got something for you. 1348 01:24:10,379 --> 01:24:11,464 Get him, Dennis. 1349 01:24:21,223 --> 01:24:23,601 Whoo! Take a bite outta that pig! 1350 01:24:24,852 --> 01:24:26,020 Finish this, Henry! 1351 01:24:50,795 --> 01:24:52,546 -Henry! -No! 1352 01:24:54,715 --> 01:24:56,175 No! 1353 01:25:04,975 --> 01:25:06,977 Whoo-hooo! 1354 01:25:10,815 --> 01:25:13,442 Gotcha, kid! 1355 01:25:13,526 --> 01:25:15,402 - Yes! -Yes! 1356 01:25:15,778 --> 01:25:17,655 Yes! 1357 01:25:17,738 --> 01:25:19,448 Garrett, you're alive! 1358 01:25:19,532 --> 01:25:21,659 Yeah! 1359 01:25:21,742 --> 01:25:24,578 Between us, I used Steve's water bucket trick. 1360 01:25:24,662 --> 01:25:25,412 Pretty cool, huh? 1361 01:25:25,955 --> 01:25:27,206 Little bit. 1362 01:25:27,289 --> 01:25:29,041 Let's get this Orb and go home. 1363 01:25:30,709 --> 01:25:33,546 Yes! Yes, go, Henry! 1364 01:25:33,963 --> 01:25:36,090 All right, Hank. It's fireball time. 1365 01:25:36,173 --> 01:25:37,132 Grab that spear. 1366 01:25:37,716 --> 01:25:39,593 I want you to jab it in the tentacles. 1367 01:25:40,469 --> 01:25:41,929 -Yeah. 1368 01:25:42,012 --> 01:25:43,430 Whoo! Jab it! 1369 01:25:45,307 --> 01:25:46,475 Yeah! 1370 01:25:46,559 --> 01:25:48,102 How'd you learn how to do that? 1371 01:25:48,185 --> 01:25:48,978 Don't ask. 1372 01:25:50,896 --> 01:25:52,398 Whoo! 1373 01:25:52,481 --> 01:25:53,482 Yeah! 1374 01:26:13,919 --> 01:26:15,045 No! 1375 01:26:15,963 --> 01:26:17,590 What have you done? 1376 01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:19,300 The Orb! 1377 01:26:52,958 --> 01:26:54,293 Yes! 1378 01:26:58,672 --> 01:27:01,342 It's good to see you, Garbage Man. 1379 01:27:01,425 --> 01:27:02,384 Yeah, it is. 1380 01:27:06,430 --> 01:27:08,265 Parry! Thrust! 1381 01:27:15,522 --> 01:27:17,441 You failed, witch. 1382 01:27:17,524 --> 01:27:19,401 The Overworld lives on. 1383 01:27:19,485 --> 01:27:22,905 You, too, have fallen for the great lie. 1384 01:27:22,988 --> 01:27:24,907 You'll never be happy. 1385 01:27:25,324 --> 01:27:27,076 Deep down, you know. 1386 01:27:27,159 --> 01:27:31,163 To hope, to dream, to create is to suffer. 1387 01:27:31,246 --> 01:27:32,373 You're right. 1388 01:27:32,915 --> 01:27:35,918 It is harder to create than to destroy. 1389 01:27:36,001 --> 01:27:39,546 That's why cowards tend to choose the deuce. 1390 01:27:41,006 --> 01:27:42,216 Later, Goshe. 1391 01:27:42,633 --> 01:27:43,926 Every minute knowing you 1392 01:27:44,009 --> 01:27:47,012 has been a horror-show waste of time. 1393 01:27:48,639 --> 01:27:49,932 Wait, one more thing. 1394 01:27:50,766 --> 01:27:52,267 Come closer. 1395 01:27:52,351 --> 01:27:53,519 Do you have a little knife 1396 01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:55,062 that you're gonna try to stab me with? 1397 01:27:55,145 --> 01:27:57,272 No, no. I'm too weak. 1398 01:27:58,857 --> 01:27:59,942 All right. 1399 01:28:01,151 --> 01:28:01,986 Yah! 1400 01:28:02,069 --> 01:28:03,570 Come on! 1401 01:28:03,654 --> 01:28:04,947 It was worth a shot. 1402 01:28:05,030 --> 01:28:06,907 Wait, wait. Let me say one more thing. 1403 01:28:06,991 --> 01:28:08,951 -Come closer. -No way! 1404 01:28:09,034 --> 01:28:10,995 No, really, it's about you. 1405 01:28:11,328 --> 01:28:13,288 Fine. 1406 01:28:15,874 --> 01:28:17,501 Lean down here. 1407 01:28:20,087 --> 01:28:21,964 You really are the worst. 1408 01:28:22,923 --> 01:28:24,008 Goodbye. 1409 01:28:24,091 --> 01:28:26,260 This is it, really. Come back. 1410 01:28:26,343 --> 01:28:27,970 I don't even have a knife. 1411 01:28:28,053 --> 01:28:29,263 Where would I keep it? 1412 01:28:30,723 --> 01:28:32,182 Sneak attack. 1413 01:28:43,986 --> 01:28:44,987 Hey! 1414 01:28:45,654 --> 01:28:47,865 You sure you wanna go back, Henry? 1415 01:28:48,449 --> 01:28:49,867 It won't feel like this. 1416 01:28:50,826 --> 01:28:56,331 There you got constraints, judgments, obstacles. 1417 01:28:56,415 --> 01:28:57,249 Yeah, I know. 1418 01:28:58,042 --> 01:28:59,585 But I'm gonna go make stuff anyway. 1419 01:29:02,838 --> 01:29:04,006 I like that. 1420 01:29:04,298 --> 01:29:05,507 Mmm. 1421 01:29:05,591 --> 01:29:06,925 You're a brave kid. 1422 01:29:07,885 --> 01:29:11,263 Steve. You still cool with this? 1423 01:29:14,475 --> 01:29:15,142 Yeah. 1424 01:29:15,809 --> 01:29:18,395 Come here, boy. Yeah. 1425 01:29:20,105 --> 01:29:21,857 Of course I still love you. 1426 01:29:21,940 --> 01:29:24,151 That's why I think this is a good idea. 1427 01:29:24,818 --> 01:29:26,820 -You changed my life. 1428 01:29:27,780 --> 01:29:29,990 It's time for you to go change hers, too. 1429 01:30:07,820 --> 01:30:09,947 If I would have known you could sing like that, 1430 01:30:10,030 --> 01:30:11,990 it would have helped me get past your smell. 1431 01:30:15,369 --> 01:30:16,370 Garrett… 1432 01:30:17,663 --> 01:30:19,790 you are a truly bodacious warrior… 1433 01:30:20,666 --> 01:30:22,251 and a really good friend. 1434 01:30:23,001 --> 01:30:24,670 I wish you'd come home with us. 1435 01:30:26,338 --> 01:30:27,506 Hank's cool, 1436 01:30:27,589 --> 01:30:31,426 but I don't have any friends my age. 1437 01:30:34,263 --> 01:30:36,265 We would make a great team. 1438 01:30:37,307 --> 01:30:38,725 Vaya con Dios. 1439 01:30:39,768 --> 01:30:41,311 It means "Goodbye, brother." 1440 01:30:42,146 --> 01:30:43,147 No, it doesn't. 1441 01:30:44,148 --> 01:30:45,482 Don't look at her. 1442 01:30:45,566 --> 01:30:46,275 It does. 1443 01:30:46,358 --> 01:30:47,860 No, it does not. 1444 01:30:48,569 --> 01:30:49,611 Yeah, it does. 1445 01:30:53,282 --> 01:30:55,242 Are you sure you don't want to come back? 1446 01:30:55,617 --> 01:30:56,785 Yeah, I'm staying here. 1447 01:30:56,869 --> 01:30:59,079 I got a bunch more stuff I wanna build. 1448 01:31:00,038 --> 01:31:02,374 Why don't you bring some of that magic to the real world? 1449 01:31:24,146 --> 01:31:26,398 Screw it, I'm coming with. 1450 01:31:28,233 --> 01:31:30,944 Turns out, if you're brave enough, 1451 01:31:31,028 --> 01:31:33,238 you can make the real world… 1452 01:31:34,031 --> 01:31:35,699 …your Overworld. 1453 01:31:36,909 --> 01:31:39,036 Garrett finally leveled up. 1454 01:31:39,119 --> 01:31:41,580 And his store became the hot spot! 1455 01:31:43,415 --> 01:31:46,960 Together, we all joined forces to create the new hit game, 1456 01:31:47,044 --> 01:31:48,837 Block City Battle Buddies. 1457 01:31:48,921 --> 01:31:50,714 Block City Battle Buddies! 1458 01:31:50,797 --> 01:31:53,383 Yeah, we're still in the beta phase, 1459 01:31:53,467 --> 01:31:55,385 working out a few bugs. 1460 01:31:55,469 --> 01:31:57,763 But let me tell ya, life… 1461 01:31:57,846 --> 01:31:59,640 -…is pretty perfect. 1462 01:32:36,927 --> 01:32:39,429 Dawn finally got to ditch her real estate job. 1463 01:32:39,513 --> 01:32:40,389 Have fun! 1464 01:32:40,472 --> 01:32:42,975 She and Dennis brought the party wherever they went. 1465 01:32:44,434 --> 01:32:46,645 Natalie decided to share her new skill set 1466 01:32:46,728 --> 01:32:48,272 with the real world. 1467 01:32:48,355 --> 01:32:50,440 Survival Mode Self-Defense. 1468 01:32:50,524 --> 01:32:51,858 And now he's going to-- 1469 01:32:56,321 --> 01:32:59,032 The streets of Chuglass have never been safer. 1470 01:32:59,408 --> 01:33:00,951 You get 'em, Natalie! 1471 01:33:02,035 --> 01:33:03,245 And Henry? 1472 01:33:03,328 --> 01:33:05,622 He finally got that jetpack to work. 1473 01:34:03,263 --> 01:34:05,557 I know how much you love bread. 1474 01:34:05,849 --> 01:34:07,059 -Mm-hm. 1475 01:34:07,142 --> 01:34:09,061 Marlene, your ex-husband's here. 1476 01:34:09,144 --> 01:34:10,604 He said it was an emergency. 1477 01:34:10,687 --> 01:34:14,775 Well, you tell him I've got nothing to say to him. 1478 01:34:14,858 --> 01:34:16,276 You gotta be kidding me, Marlene. 1479 01:34:16,360 --> 01:34:17,694 This is the guy? 1480 01:34:17,986 --> 01:34:19,279 Too late, Clemente. 1481 01:34:19,696 --> 01:34:20,989 You had your chance. 1482 01:34:21,073 --> 01:34:22,532 She's right, Clemente. 1483 01:34:22,616 --> 01:34:24,117 You totally blew it. 1484 01:34:24,493 --> 01:34:28,497 And now I reap the rewards of your mistake. 1485 01:34:28,580 --> 01:34:32,834 You see, when Marlene's Jeep Grand Cherokee ran me over, 1486 01:34:32,918 --> 01:34:35,587 I was struck by a love so powerful, 1487 01:34:35,670 --> 01:34:37,506 it transcended the barriers 1488 01:34:37,589 --> 01:34:39,591 of conventional speech. 1489 01:34:39,674 --> 01:34:43,428 Now I speak Human, and she speaks Villager. 1490 01:34:51,019 --> 01:34:54,064 Marlene, ever since we met last night, 1491 01:34:54,147 --> 01:34:55,899 I wanted to say, 1492 01:34:55,982 --> 01:34:57,025 "Would you marry me?" 1493 01:34:57,859 --> 01:35:02,406 Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes! 1494 01:40:16,803 --> 01:40:19,222 Hi, sorry to bug. I just-- 1495 01:40:19,305 --> 01:40:21,725 I used to live here, and-- I'm Steve. 1496 01:40:21,808 --> 01:40:24,436 Oh, is this about that chest in the attic? 1497 01:40:24,519 --> 01:40:27,897 Ho-ho, yeah! I'm so glad that's still around. 1498 01:40:27,981 --> 01:40:29,357 Hey, you want to come in? 1499 01:40:29,941 --> 01:40:31,317 I'm Alex, by the way. 1500 01:40:32,193 --> 01:40:34,320 Alex, great to meetch. 100045