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It's going to be here any minute.

Well, knowing my daughter, she's going to be late.

Honey, help me set the table.

Are you wearing a new perfume?

No, it's brand.

Do you like it?

I like it.

Are you trying to put me under your spell?

I can't.

Au contraire. We should do all the things that we shouldn't do. We should

them right here, right now.

What has gotten into you?

Life. The rest.

No.

Babe, you're acting crazy.

Just like Brianne, right?

What's that look?

It's nothing.

I should... Nothing I should say aloud.

Just an insecurity of mine.

Honestly, I should just get over it.

What do you have to be insecure about?

Brianne. If he's coming home, and I want it to be known to her that I'm your

wife.

Yeah, and she also needs to respect you.

Just like she respects and obeys me.

And with that respect, I don't really think she should be sitting on your lap

kissing you and... Honey,

that's what she does, okay? It's her thing and I'm okay with it. She's my

Well, I feel that she's a little old.

to be on your lap with her arms flung around you and kissing on you in a way

that's just... Let me... Her biological father left a long time ago, and then

her mother and I got divorced, and... So you are all that she has left. I know.

I get that.

But she's either ignoring me, or when she's not ignoring me, she's glaring at

like there's some sort of a competition between us.

Stop. I told her...

When I married you, that it wasn't going to affect her and I's relationship.

Well, it should. I should be number one.

You are.

You are my queen.

Then why am I so envious of your affection towards her?

Yeah, well, every time that I try to show you affection, you push me away.

I see the way you look at her, and it makes me wonder that if... Stop right

there before you say something you're going to regret.

Sweetie, I love you.

I've always loved you. You are my number one.

You're my wife.

You have nothing to worry about.

But it does hurt when you question my character like that.

I'm an idiot.

What am I thinking? I mean, I must need to shrink, right? I can't believe that I

was thinking that something so, so horrifying could be going on.

You know what?

It's my boss.

He's been making these weird jokes about trading in his 40 -year -old wife for

two new 20s, and I'm just like... He's a pig.

I'm getting older, too.

You know, people used to say that Brianna and I looked just like sisters.

And now, I just... I know that you fell in love

with me for my beauty, and I don't want to lose you.

You get more and more beautiful every day. You're not going to lose me. I love

you.

Do you really think I'm sexy, though?

Yes.

Why, yes, I think you're sexy.

I can't keep my hands off of you.

But lately, every time I try, you just... It's like you don't want me.

Well, work brings the stressful, and Bree's coming home...

There's just a lot going on in my head.

Let me prove it to you.

Let me worship you.

Let me show you how much I love you.

I want you to feel how much I love you.

Okay.

like to hear about it?

Yes, please.

So, Eleanor called out sick, and I had to take care of all of her deliveries

today.

This particular care package that I was dropping off, the gentleman was waiting

for me there in the door with a robe on.

Yeah, so?

Honey, it was the middle of the day.

Well, maybe he's retired, you know, has the day off. My father wears robe and

pajamas all day, every day, so... This is nothing like your father.

He was there, standing in the doorway, waiting for me.

Before I even got a chance to ring the doorbell, he drops the robe, is buck

naked, with a massive heart on.

You gotta be kidding me.

Wait, I'm not really sure how that applies, but...

I was completely freaked out. I mean, I don't know what he's going to do, if

he's a rapist or a murderer.

Who knows what's going on in his mind?

All I know is that I dropped that package and ran out of there as fast as

could, told the boss I will not be going to that home ever again.

I'm sorry you had to go through that, sweetheart.

Well, how old is he? Was he, like, daddy's age?

Okay, what does that have to do with anything in this conversation? My bestie

Megan says.

The older a guy gets, the better lover he is.

Young guys, they don't give a lick about a woman's pleasure.

No oral, no foreplay.

Just two minutes of pounding until they flop on you like a ton of bricks.

But not older guys.

They know how to please a woman.

Sorry, Brianne. What are you going to do with this conversation?

Are you having sex?

I think what your father means to say is, are you having sex?

I don't think she should be having sex at all.

Come on, honey.

She's 21.

I lost my virginity much younger than Breanne. And honestly, I was the last of

my friends to even lose it.

That was a different time, darling.

And how? How is it so different? Are you telling me girls Breanne age are not

having sex right now?

Yeah, smart girls aren't.

Wait, are you saying I'm dumb?

No, he's saying I was dumb. Or maybe I am a dumb girl.

Tell me, honey, what exactly are you trying to say?

What I'm saying is you're in college, and you should be focused on your

I'm just... I'm disappointed in you.

Why?

Disappointed because she's being a normal young girl?

It's not... Well,

I've got to go. I'm hanging with the girls tonight.

Your father's in a mood.

Go have fun. Thank you, Mommy.

You know what? Why don't you tell her I had to score some drugs, too, since

you're so keen on playing the cool stepmother.

Drugs? What the fuck?

Watch your mouth!

Ryan, you wanted me to take the reins on parenting, and this is what I've

decided.

Fran's is out and has a great time with her girlfriend, and she can call us if

she needs us.

No curfew.

No checking in with us.

No bedding for friends to see who she's hanging out with? Are you hanging out

with a boy tonight?

God, this house is insane!

I can't believe I came home to this!

Your father will get over it, honey. Just go have a good time.

Brianne Antoinette McClain, if you take one foot outside of this house, you will

not have a house to come back to. Am I making myself clear?

Fine!

You know, maybe Daddy Dictator needs to sleep on the sofa tonight.