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It's going to be here any minute.

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Well, knowing my daughter, she's going
to be late.

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Honey, help me set the table.

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Are you wearing a new perfume?

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No, it's brand.

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Do you like it?

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I like it.

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Are you trying to put me under your
spell?

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I can't.

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Au contraire. We should do all the
things that we shouldn't do. We should

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them right here, right now.

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What has gotten into you?

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Life. The rest.

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No.

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Babe, you're acting crazy.

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Just like Brianne, right?

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What's that look?

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It's nothing.

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I should... Nothing I should say aloud.

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Just an insecurity of mine.

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Honestly, I should just get over it.

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What do you have to be insecure about?

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Brianne. If he's coming home, and I want
it to be known to her that I'm your

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wife.

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Yeah, and she also needs to respect you.

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Just like she respects and obeys me.

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And with that respect, I don't really
think she should be sitting on your lap

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kissing you and... Honey,

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that's what she does, okay? It's her
thing and I'm okay with it. She's my

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Well, I feel that she's a little old.

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to be on your lap with her arms flung
around you and kissing on you in a way

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that's just... Let me... Her biological
father left a long time ago, and then

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her mother and I got divorced, and... So
you are all that she has left. I know.

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I get that.

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But she's either ignoring me, or when
she's not ignoring me, she's glaring at

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like there's some sort of a competition
between us.

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Stop. I told her...

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When I married you, that it wasn't going
to affect her and I's relationship.

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Well, it should. I should be number one.

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You are.

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You are my queen.

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Then why am I so envious of your
affection towards her?

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Yeah, well, every time that I try to
show you affection, you push me away.

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I see the way you look at her, and it
makes me wonder that if... Stop right

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there before you say something you're
going to regret.

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Sweetie, I love you.

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I've always loved you. You are my number
one.

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You're my wife.

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You have nothing to worry about.

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But it does hurt when you question my
character like that.

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I'm an idiot.

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What am I thinking? I mean, I must need
to shrink, right? I can't believe that I

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was thinking that something so, so
horrifying could be going on.

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You know what?

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It's my boss.

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He's been making these weird jokes about
trading in his 40 -year -old wife for

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two new 20s, and I'm just like... He's a
pig.

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I'm getting older, too.

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You know, people used to say that
Brianna and I looked just like sisters.

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And now, I just... I know that you fell
in love

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with me for my beauty, and I don't want
to lose you.

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You get more and more beautiful every
day. You're not going to lose me. I love

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you.

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Do you really think I'm sexy, though?

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Yes.

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Why, yes, I think you're sexy.

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I can't keep my hands off of you.

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But lately, every time I try, you
just... It's like you don't want me.

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Well, work brings the stressful, and
Bree's coming home...

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There's just a lot going on in my head.

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Let me prove it to you.

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Let me worship you.

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Let me show you how much I love you.

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I want you to feel how much I love you.

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Okay.

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like to hear about it?

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Yes, please.

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So, Eleanor called out sick, and I had
to take care of all of her deliveries

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today.

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This particular care package that I was
dropping off, the gentleman was waiting

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for me there in the door with a robe on.

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Yeah, so?

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Honey, it was the middle of the day.

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Well, maybe he's retired, you know, has
the day off. My father wears robe and

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pajamas all day, every day, so... This
is nothing like your father.

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He was there, standing in the doorway,
waiting for me.

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Before I even got a chance to ring the
doorbell, he drops the robe, is buck

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naked, with a massive heart on.

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You gotta be kidding me.

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Wait, I'm not really sure how that
applies, but...

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I was completely freaked out. I mean, I
don't know what he's going to do, if

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he's a rapist or a murderer.

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Who knows what's going on in his mind?

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All I know is that I dropped that
package and ran out of there as fast as

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could, told the boss I will not be going
to that home ever again.

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I'm sorry you had to go through that,
sweetheart.

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Well, how old is he? Was he, like,
daddy's age?

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Okay, what does that have to do with
anything in this conversation? My bestie

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Megan says.

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The older a guy gets, the better lover
he is.

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Young guys, they don't give a lick about
a woman's pleasure.

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No oral, no foreplay.

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Just two minutes of pounding until they
flop on you like a ton of bricks.

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But not older guys.

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They know how to please a woman.

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Sorry, Brianne. What are you going to do
with this conversation?

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Are you having sex?

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I think what your father means to say
is, are you having sex?

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I don't think she should be having sex
at all.

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Come on, honey.

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She's 21.

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I lost my virginity much younger than
Breanne. And honestly, I was the last of

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my friends to even lose it.

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That was a different time, darling.

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And how? How is it so different? Are you
telling me girls Breanne age are not

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having sex right now?

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Yeah, smart girls aren't.

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Wait, are you saying I'm dumb?

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No, he's saying I was dumb. Or maybe I
am a dumb girl.

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Tell me, honey, what exactly are you
trying to say?

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What I'm saying is you're in college,
and you should be focused on your

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I'm just... I'm disappointed in you.

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Why?

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Disappointed because she's being a
normal young girl?

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It's not... Well,

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I've got to go. I'm hanging with the
girls tonight.

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Your father's in a mood.

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Go have fun. Thank you, Mommy.

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You know what? Why don't you tell her I
had to score some drugs, too, since

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you're so keen on playing the cool
stepmother.

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Drugs? What the fuck?

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Watch your mouth!

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Ryan, you wanted me to take the reins on
parenting, and this is what I've

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decided.

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Fran's is out and has a great time with
her girlfriend, and she can call us if

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she needs us.

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No curfew.

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No checking in with us.

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No bedding for friends to see who she's
hanging out with? Are you hanging out

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with a boy tonight?

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God, this house is insane!

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I can't believe I came home to this!

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Your father will get over it, honey.
Just go have a good time.

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Brianne Antoinette McClain, if you take
one foot outside of this house, you will

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not have a house to come back to. Am I
making myself clear?

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Fine!

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You know, maybe Daddy Dictator needs to
sleep on the sofa tonight.