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No, no.
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Take me!
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Hold on Fishbreath.
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I'm having a moment here Batty.
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What the fuck!
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Are you doing dis starting there
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at de end.
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Start at the
beginning, Maggothead.
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Batty I just want
to cut to the chase.
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You know a real dramatic moment
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comforting a dying loved one.
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Dat ain't even me.
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Just start at da beginning.
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Otay?
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Fine.
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Way to kill the
moment Fairytits.
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Is this thing really necessary?
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It's for your own good sir.
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Get this freaking
thing off a me.
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Get outta here, I don't
need you for this.
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I can get my own self ready.
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I have to do everything
myself around here.
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Like this use to be bigger.
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I didn't use to have fly aways
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when I had good help.
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Life.
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Didn't turn out
the way I expected.
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Mortality sucks.
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Once I was a demon
prince, top clown in Hell
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with a 1,000 different names.
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Then came along the
one that got away.
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They put me on trial.
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Order.
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Me.
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Well after a daring escape...
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What, tell da truth.
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With a little help
from my posse,
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I escaped from Hell.
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Finally made it to Earth.
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Where I lorded over
the quivering masses.
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Yes I was their god.
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Schnap outta it.
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What do you mean red?
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What's red?
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You're in the red,
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your accounts.
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I don't follow.
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You've got to start
bringing in some money baby,
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this place is running on fumes,
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and I can't get
you anymore credit.
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Oh for fucks sake.
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I'm selling okay.
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I'm selling, what's
wrong with my merch.
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Look I got,
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Killjoy tee shirts,
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and you can't forget
Killjoy The Movie.
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You made a movie?
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Hell yeah we made a movie.
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We even made a sequel although
the guy that played me
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in part two was a
little too Hollywood.
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But wait, wait, I'm
writing my memoirs,
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and what about these
Killjoy condoms huh?
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Killjoy Artisanal Vodka.
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Potatoes grown in vegan
Brooklenites beards.
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It's empty, Killjoy Baby,
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we can't be selling this shit
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and you've got sponsors
to think about.
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Adam and Eve, Eebee's
Dispensary, Bone Crusher.
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That tee shirt doesn't
even look like me.
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It's not all about you.
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Ow.
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How'm I supposed to
remember all these sponsors.
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What the fuck am
I supposed to do?
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I don't know, get
some baseball caps,
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and start selling ice cream.
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You need cash.
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I sold some swag last week.
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I know I used the
money to pay my bill.
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And you still owe me.
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Oh you sniveling
idiot I crush you.
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I crush you,
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crush you, crush you.
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Stop it.
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My hammer.
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You need a new image.
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You need to rebrand.
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I mean you've got a good show
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but it's getting a little stale,
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not to mention the
fans miss Batty Boop.
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Oh I wouldn't mention that name.
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And start selling
ice cream Baby.
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Where am I supposed to
get eyes that scream?
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They miss Batty.
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The mime speaks.
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Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap,
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that's all you do anymore.
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What's up with that
I thought you were a
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mime?
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I'm reinventing myself.
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That's my schtick.
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Freakshow the talking mime.
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That's the stupidest
Goddamned thin I ever heard.
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I ain't stopping now.
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Oh I'm so smart 'cause
I went back to school
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and got my degree.
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Well listen, your education
doesn't impress me
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Poindexter.
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Yale.
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What a dive.
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You really wanna
show me your smart,
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you're gonna go
find some of this
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ice cream shit
she's talking about.
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Just get yourself ready
for tonight's show.
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We have a special guest.
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Shut up alright.
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Look, what does the little
guy gotta say about all this?
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Where'd he go, what happened?
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I don't know.
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He just left.
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Damn it.
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I always like him better.
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Fuck off.
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Just telling it like it is.
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And you.
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You you overstuffed
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sick sausage,
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what do you gotta say
about yourself huh?
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Nothing right?
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'cause you're useless.
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Punchy I don't understand a
fucking word you just said.
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Be happy.
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Oh,
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be happy.
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Great advice, that's
gonna solve everything.
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I'll just be happy.
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I got the IRS on my ass.
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I got immigration
coming after me.
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La Migra?
Yeah La Migra.
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Not to mention
Homeland Security,
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Donald Trump made
us a talking point.
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We're undocumented.
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Who else could
come after us now?
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I demand to know
the meaning of this.
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Why am I here?
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You let Killjoy escape.
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The exact same charge
Killjoy is guilty of.
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All because you could
not stand to be touched
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by a little girl.
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She was so innocent.
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Sweet.
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Virginal.
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It was disgusting.
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Completely repellent.
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Oh shut up, that's nothing.
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Right, have you ever
heard of log jamming.
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Scribe,
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is that you?
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Yes it is actually.
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You're my judge?
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Yeah, how 'bout that.
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Good aye.
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How dare you be my judge.
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Excuse me, I was voted
in fair and square.
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Besides you had me
dressed in a bed sheet
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you old cunt.
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This is good.
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Oh stop it boys, I have
an appointment in five.
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Let's get this
wrapped up shall we.
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Fine.
Can I read the sentence?
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No you can't, it's my job.
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You have no idea how long
I've been waiting for this.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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I said no.
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This is so annoying, Scribe
just let the little shit.
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Do it.
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Alright.
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Bob you're such a tedious twat.
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If you weren't the most
powerful being in existence
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I'd smite you.
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Get on with it Bob.
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Okay.
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We the demonic tribunal of three
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find the accused, the accursed,
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the foul Beelzebub
guilty of lapsing
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in his duties of as arch devil.
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Allowing the fiend
Killjoy to escape.
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This is bloody lame.
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Let him finish.
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You Beelzebub are to be
stripped of your horns.
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You are demoted from
devil to mere demon,
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and you're membership to
Hell's night club and spa
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is revoked.
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I demand a chance
to redeem myself.
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To avenge myself.
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Well Beelze-baby,
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what do you have in mind then?
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Let me bring his soul back.
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Let me deliver Killjoy to you.
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Killjoy's on Earth.
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You have no jurisdiction
in that realm.
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Grant me a ship.
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A massive spaceship.
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A battleship.
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Yes,
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and passage to outer space.
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I say yes.
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Alright,
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now Beelze-boob,
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your mission
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lure Killjoy back from Earth.
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Capture him in this orb,
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and bring him before us.
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Always surrounded by idiots.
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I'm mother fucking Killjoy.
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We're live in two minutes.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah we're live, we're live.
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♪ Mother fucking Killjoy ♪
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♪ Mother fucking Killjoy ♪
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♪ Mother fucking,
mother fucking ♪
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♪ Killjoy's Psycho Circus ♪
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Welcome to Psycho Circus.
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On tonight's show we have
a very special guest,
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Doctor D Ross,
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author of Koulrophobia,
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Killjoy And Other Delusions.
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Look at that he spelled
Koulrophobia with a K.
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How fucking cleaver.
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So anyway...
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What, what do you want?
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Titty twister, karate chop,
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stop it doesn't make any sense.
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Top 10, dumb ass.
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Oh top 10,
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why didn't you just
say so shit for brains.
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Okay, it's time for
tonight's top 10.
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Tonight's top 10, is top
10 reasons that Batty Boop
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left the posse.
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Alright, alright.
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Top 10 reasons Batty
Boop left the posse,
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to be read by,
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Batty Boop.
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What the fuck, what
the fuck, what the...
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Okay.
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Alright, alright.
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Whatever.
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Number 10.
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Fishbreath spends
more time on his hair,
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than I do.
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Okay, number nine.
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Dental work.
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Those teeth.
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Number eight.
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When I said cream pie.
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I had something else in mind.
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Number seven.
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The third ass hole.
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Number six.
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Tongue
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fungus.
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Number five.
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Immigwation status.
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Four.
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Finger snaps.
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Number three.
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You let your only victim
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get away.
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She's got moxie or something.
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She's got like
freaking crazy legs...
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You know what, number two.
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You fucking went to
Shivers and Quivers wedding
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with out me.
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You weren't invited.
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I mean
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whoa,
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that sure was fun.
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And the number one reason
278
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,473
why Batty Boop is no
longer in the clown posse.
279
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:12,144
Fishbreath.
280
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,648
Fishbreath.
281
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:23,088
What was that?
282
00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:24,657
Who wrote this shit?
283
00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:26,392
This is awful.
284
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,494
I'm surrounded by morons.
285
00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:33,032
Go on with this.
286
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,166
♪ Mother fucking Killjoy ♪
287
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,001
♪ Mother fucking Killjoy ♪
288
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:39,305
♪ Mother fucking
mother fucking ♪
289
00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:42,641
♪ Killjoy's Psycho Circus ♪
290
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:45,244
Who was that bitch Batty Boop?
291
00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:46,578
More like Batty Poop.
292
00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:48,480
On with the show.
293
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:52,484
Tonight's special guest
is Doctor Dean Ross.
294
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,155
Thank you, thank you.
295
00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:57,990
So great to be here.
296
00:15:58,057 --> 00:15:59,267
It's great to have
you on the show.
297
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:00,726
Oh thank you for having me.
298
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,328
You're welcome, now
299
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,730
you have not seen the
show before have you?
300
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,199
No I have to admit
I haven't seen it,
301
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:09,335
but I am happy to be here.
302
00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:12,738
So you're here to
promote your book.
303
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,974
Are you getting this Toadie?
304
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,209
You got it good, Koulrophobia
305
00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:18,577
Killjoy And Other
306
00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:21,112
Delusions.
307
00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:23,482
Yes.
308
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:26,352
Yes and in this book you
claim, among other things
309
00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:28,120
that Killjoy is a
310
00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:31,590
pernicious figment
of imagination.
311
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,525
Kinda mass hysteria.
312
00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:35,294
Dude, I'm right here.
313
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:37,663
What originally
manifested in one patient,
314
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,099
quickly spread like a virus.
315
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:43,602
Infecting anyone that came
in contact with patient zero,
316
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,538
a young co-ed from
Miskatonic University.
317
00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:47,539
The one that got away.
318
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:48,606
She escaped,
319
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,210
killing a police detective,
a security guard,
320
00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:52,144
and injuring another.
321
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:55,114
Hey, don't give her
credit for our kills
322
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,715
you fucking moron.
323
00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:57,782
I'm Killjoy.
324
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:06,358
The girl may have embellished
on this urban legend,
325
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:09,328
but I'm the one who
officially named the syndrome,
326
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:10,629
Killjoy Disease,
327
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,765
an irrational belief
in an evil clown
328
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:17,202
with symptoms of chronic
laughter and insomnia.
329
00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:18,670
Hold on a second Doc.
330
00:17:18,737 --> 00:17:22,141
Pump the brakes okay
'cause you know what,
331
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,143
it looks like our time is up.
332
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,754
But I was just getting
to the good stuff.
333
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:29,415
Oh we're getting into
the good stuff alright.
334
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:33,151
Whoa.
335
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:34,620
Cool.
336
00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:35,521
No.
337
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:36,755
Not cool.
338
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:38,123
In a matter of fact,
339
00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:40,292
it's gonna get really hot.
340
00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:44,696
Well I'm just happy
to be on the show.
341
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:46,799
These restraints
are really tight.
342
00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:49,835
They're kinda turning
me on a little.
343
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:50,902
Batty,
344
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:53,505
turn us on.
345
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,407
Sure thing Fishhead.
346
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:57,576
You're kidding?
347
00:17:57,643 --> 00:18:00,145
We're gonna do a little
shock therapy Doc.
348
00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:02,114
Wait, wait, wait.
349
00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:04,483
Wait this won't work.
350
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:07,519
You need an electrolyte if
you're going to shock somebody.
351
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:08,754
Like salt water.
352
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,622
I am not ready.
353
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,591
Doc, you're sweating.
354
00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:16,861
No, no!
355
00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:38,851
That was the shocking conclusion
to yet another episode
356
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:41,286
of Killjoy's Psycho Circus.
357
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:45,557
Join us next week when our guest
358
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:49,495
will be actor, writer,
philanthropist Craig...
359
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,834
How do you pronounce that name?
360
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:56,902
Okay you know what,
361
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,871
now a word from our sponsor.
362
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364
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369
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370
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strictly unacceptable.
371
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372
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:27,199
Well that show was
another disaster.
373
00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:29,201
Hi Fishead.
374
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,372
It's Fishbreath,
375
00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:34,907
and who the fuck are you?
376
00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:37,209
I'm Batty Boop.
377
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,611
Don't you recognize me?
378
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:40,879
Who the fuck is this?
379
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:42,514
Her name is Luanne.
380
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,449
I'm Batty Poop.
381
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:45,551
Poo poo poo poop.
382
00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:46,818
We hired her this morning.
383
00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:48,787
You need a female co-host.
384
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,322
Batty is perfect.
385
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:52,191
This ain't Batty alright.
386
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:53,525
This freakshow,
387
00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:55,260
pardon the expression,
388
00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:57,462
has turned into a
real train wreck.
389
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:58,697
Train weck?
390
00:19:58,764 --> 00:19:59,698
Yeah train wreck.
391
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:03,769
I appreciate your
demented personality okay,
392
00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:05,537
but you're not Batty.
393
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:08,574
The real Batty had
teeth everywhere.
394
00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:11,777
And I mean everywhere.
395
00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:13,478
She's the only thing we've got.
396
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,514
You need a co-host
397
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:17,282
'cause sexy ain't you.
398
00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:19,451
Hey I'm damn sexy.
399
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:21,420
I resent that statement.
400
00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:23,855
And you are weak,
timid, and lame.
401
00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:25,691
But I can be crazy.
402
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,797
Stop trying to be Batty.
403
00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:33,332
But I am Batty.
404
00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:36,435
Bat shit crazy maybe,
405
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,203
but you are not her.
406
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:46,211
I'm quitting as
soon as I get paid.
407
00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:50,015
Killjoy.
408
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,651
Yes my corporate overlord.
409
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:55,554
You kinky little fucking Smurf.
410
00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:57,556
I know what you're
up to over there.
411
00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:59,024
I'm a fan of the show dude.
412
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,759
That wasn't Batty Boop.
413
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:02,761
That was some other crazy bitch.
414
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:03,662
Luanne.
415
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:04,729
Luanne.
416
00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:07,733
Who is this Luanne
of which you speak?
417
00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:09,501
Don't piss in my ear and tell me
418
00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:11,036
that it's raining stupid.
419
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,872
As your main supporting sponsor
I expect you to treat me
420
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,541
with a little more
fucking respect bro.
421
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:17,676
How dare you.
422
00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:20,812
We have some stipulations
to our business agreement.
423
00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:23,682
No huffing, snorting,
or bud fucking,
424
00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:25,651
and you're doing all
three to me right now.
425
00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:27,352
God damn it.
426
00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:29,454
Man you're a real drag.
427
00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:32,324
I'm over here wanting to
get higher than Jesus,
428
00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:34,026
and you're pissing me off.
429
00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:36,428
Now you listen to
me you little fuck,
430
00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:38,330
I want you to get rid
of that crazy bitch
431
00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:39,731
and find the other crazy bitch.
432
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:40,999
You mean Batty?
433
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:42,768
Did I stutter mother fucker?
434
00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:43,834
Get to it.
435
00:21:48,273 --> 00:21:51,476
How the Hell am I
going to find Batty?
436
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,048
I want off this planet.
437
00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:10,962
There you are, Batty Boop.
438
00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:13,065
I always liked her.
439
00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:16,568
She knows where
her priorities are.
440
00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:17,635
Next.
441
00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:21,006
Next is Punchy the hobo clown.
442
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:23,075
He was invoked by
the demon Behemoth.
443
00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:24,676
He's clearly the muscle.
444
00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:27,379
He was once an obedient
servant and then rebelled,
445
00:22:27,446 --> 00:22:30,515
and is now the head of
the Evil Clown Union.
446
00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:31,850
What has he done on Earth?
447
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:34,353
Since surfacing
he's had a few jobs.
448
00:22:34,419 --> 00:22:36,455
He's an occasional
professional wrestler,
449
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:38,090
he still meets with
the Communist Party,
450
00:22:38,156 --> 00:22:41,660
and occasionally
partakes in parkour.
451
00:22:41,727 --> 00:22:42,828
Parkour?
452
00:22:42,894 --> 00:22:45,764
He's not very good at it.
453
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:47,766
Next is Freakshow the mime.
454
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:49,101
He was invoked by Gemini.
455
00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:52,971
They were conjoined
twins attached by a
long umbilical cord.
456
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,973
Were conjoined twins?
457
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,409
Freakshow was originally a
host to a smaller brother
458
00:22:57,476 --> 00:22:59,911
but he was destroyed
by a hand full of salt.
459
00:22:59,978 --> 00:23:01,580
He then rebuilt
a bionic brother,
460
00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:04,383
but he is also gone missing.
461
00:23:04,449 --> 00:23:05,760
Since then he's
gone back to school
462
00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:08,787
and received a very rare
scholarship to Yale.
463
00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:10,422
I see.
464
00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:11,656
And our target?
465
00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:14,659
Killjoy.
466
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,995
For centuries he longed
to live amongst the humans
467
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,930
and after only a couple
short visits to Earth
468
00:23:18,997 --> 00:23:21,166
he wanted top make the
move there permanently.
469
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,868
After he got away from me,
470
00:23:22,934 --> 00:23:24,903
stole my interdimensional
elevator,
471
00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:27,873
and blasted himself
to the surface.
472
00:23:30,609 --> 00:23:31,977
What did he do
with that elevator?
473
00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:33,745
That was quite an
amazing machine.
474
00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:35,046
Beats me.
475
00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:37,048
Continue Jezebel.
476
00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:39,785
Well since surfacing
Killjoy's had spotty luck,
477
00:23:39,851 --> 00:23:42,921
but he recently settled on
a late night variety show
478
00:23:42,988 --> 00:23:44,956
he calls, Psycho Circus.
479
00:23:45,891 --> 00:23:47,893
How will I get him up here?
480
00:23:47,959 --> 00:23:50,729
Why don't we send our demon
minions down to get him?
481
00:23:50,796 --> 00:23:52,431
Because he's too strong,
482
00:23:52,497 --> 00:23:55,700
and he still has
Freakshow and Punchy.
483
00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:57,969
Punchy's the dangerous one.
484
00:23:58,036 --> 00:24:01,440
We're in the most powerful
spaceship in the universe,
485
00:24:01,506 --> 00:24:04,042
let's start blowing shit up.
486
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,877
First Paris.
487
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:09,548
That's a good idea
my busty underling.
488
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:12,851
Only we will have to do
more than destroy the world.
489
00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:15,954
We have to take
Killjoy off his game.
490
00:24:17,556 --> 00:24:19,057
Make him unbalanced.
491
00:24:21,693 --> 00:24:22,727
Unbalanced?
492
00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:25,597
I have an idea.
493
00:24:29,935 --> 00:24:31,603
Do you think it will work?
494
00:24:31,670 --> 00:24:34,239
Don't underestimate
the power of jealousy.
495
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:37,809
I bet she hasn't seen
her imposter yet.
496
00:24:51,923 --> 00:24:52,923
Oh yeah.
497
00:25:10,275 --> 00:25:11,576
You know what.
498
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:16,248
Just do this, let's
do it, come on.
499
00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:17,482
Oh, oh yeah.
500
00:25:22,888 --> 00:25:24,789
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
501
00:25:29,895 --> 00:25:31,229
We're on in 10 minutes.
502
00:25:33,598 --> 00:25:35,800
Can't you knock before
barge in on somebody,
503
00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:38,036
who is obviously looking at
504
00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:41,705
dimware?
505
00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:44,042
Psycho Circus is waiting.
506
00:25:44,109 --> 00:25:46,845
We have Trent Haaga on tonight.
507
00:25:46,912 --> 00:25:49,080
That mother fucker.
508
00:25:50,315 --> 00:25:51,683
♪ Mother fucking Killjoy ♪
509
00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,051
♪ Mother fucking Killjoy ♪
510
00:25:53,118 --> 00:25:55,954
♪ Mother fucking
mother fucking ♪
511
00:25:56,021 --> 00:25:59,658
♪ Killjoy's Psycho Circus. ♪
512
00:26:00,659 --> 00:26:02,193
Thank you, thank you, thank you,
513
00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:04,796
and welcome to
the Psycho Circus.
514
00:26:04,863 --> 00:26:07,933
Listen we've got a great
show for you people tonight.
515
00:26:07,999 --> 00:26:11,803
Yeah, later on Batty Boop
here is gonna juggle a ball.
516
00:26:11,870 --> 00:26:13,347
You know normally she
can juggle more than one,
517
00:26:13,371 --> 00:26:17,709
but not with her hands if
you know what I'm saying.
518
00:26:17,776 --> 00:26:21,046
Real quick on the
uptake that one.
519
00:26:21,112 --> 00:26:22,123
You know what, screw the top 10,
520
00:26:22,147 --> 00:26:24,616
we're just gonna go
straight to the interview,
521
00:26:24,683 --> 00:26:25,917
welcome Trent...
522
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,361
How's it going man?
523
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,330
Not too bad, how's
it going with you?
524
00:26:38,396 --> 00:26:41,266
It's all good, it's all
good, can't complain,
525
00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:43,034
cannot complain at all.
526
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:45,637
Great, okay, so I
have a question.
527
00:26:45,704 --> 00:26:47,639
Ask away.
I will, I will.
528
00:26:47,706 --> 00:26:48,707
Just give me a second.
529
00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:50,976
Ask your question, don't be shy.
530
00:26:51,042 --> 00:26:52,277
I'm not shy mother fucker,
531
00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:53,778
I'm trying to ask the question.
532
00:26:53,845 --> 00:26:55,714
Quit interrupting me.
533
00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,349
Just ask the question, puss.
534
00:27:00,051 --> 00:27:01,953
Okay, alright I will.
535
00:27:02,887 --> 00:27:03,955
So,
536
00:27:04,022 --> 00:27:05,357
how,
537
00:27:05,423 --> 00:27:08,159
in the fuck do you
pronounce your name?
538
00:27:08,226 --> 00:27:10,328
Do you pronounce both
the A's separately.
539
00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:13,098
I mean is it Haaga or...
540
00:27:14,699 --> 00:27:15,734
I mean I don't know,
541
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,244
so it was fucking killing
me in the dressing room.
542
00:27:17,268 --> 00:27:18,937
Is that the best you got huh?
543
00:27:19,004 --> 00:27:21,339
Fuck you, that's how
you pronounce my name,
544
00:27:21,406 --> 00:27:22,406
how do you like that?
545
00:27:25,410 --> 00:27:28,246
I don't like it at all
as a matter of fact.
546
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:30,382
So let's talk about your movies.
547
00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:31,750
Now correct me if I'm wrong,
548
00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:34,986
but you didn't
actually play Killjoy
549
00:27:35,053 --> 00:27:37,355
in the first Killjoy
movie did you?
550
00:27:37,422 --> 00:27:39,791
No that was Angel Vargas.
551
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:44,129
I know, he did such
a wonderful job.
552
00:27:44,195 --> 00:27:46,297
Really, are you
fucking kidding me?
553
00:27:46,364 --> 00:27:48,933
I'm serious, I
thought he nailed it.
554
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,735
He doesn't even look like you.
555
00:27:50,802 --> 00:27:52,037
He got the essence right.
556
00:27:52,103 --> 00:27:53,805
The soul of Killjoy.
557
00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:57,275
Soul.
558
00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:59,811
You got no soul, you're
nothing but a sad patchwork
559
00:27:59,878 --> 00:28:01,112
of whiney fart jokes.
560
00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:03,682
I can't argue that, but uh,
561
00:28:03,748 --> 00:28:05,393
I couldn't have played
Killjoy better myself.
562
00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:07,852
I could play you
better than you.
563
00:28:07,919 --> 00:28:09,054
Bull shit.
564
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,822
Bull shit, bull shit, look,
565
00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:12,967
look at what you're doing,
look at what you're doing.
566
00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:14,059
What, what am I doing?
567
00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:15,326
I don't know, what am I doing?
568
00:28:15,393 --> 00:28:16,694
What?
What?
569
00:28:16,761 --> 00:28:17,929
Man you're such a douche.
570
00:28:17,996 --> 00:28:19,164
Man you're such a douche.
571
00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:20,274
All you're doing
now is copying me.
572
00:28:20,298 --> 00:28:21,298
You're just copying me.
573
00:28:21,332 --> 00:28:22,934
And doing a crappy job of it to.
574
00:28:23,001 --> 00:28:25,270
Well yeah, that was
the acting part.
575
00:28:25,336 --> 00:28:26,204
What so,
576
00:28:26,271 --> 00:28:28,740
crappy acting is part
of being kllljoy.
577
00:28:28,807 --> 00:28:29,407
Yeah,
578
00:28:29,474 --> 00:28:31,042
that's my take on it.
579
00:28:31,109 --> 00:28:33,011
And that's how I get to the soul
580
00:28:33,078 --> 00:28:37,115
of Killjoy.
581
00:28:37,182 --> 00:28:38,483
Look, you're easy.
582
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,885
As a matter of fact, everything
you're doing right now
583
00:28:40,952 --> 00:28:42,954
I could do it, I could
do it better than you.
584
00:28:43,021 --> 00:28:45,056
Not everything.
585
00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:47,692
Oh great,
586
00:28:47,759 --> 00:28:50,995
it's the old pie
tin to the face gag.
587
00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:53,865
Comical but a little lame.
588
00:28:53,932 --> 00:28:54,975
Give me that.
Give those back.
589
00:28:54,999 --> 00:28:56,468
No, no, I got this, I got this.
590
00:28:56,534 --> 00:28:58,369
Alright, hey, hey,
check it out everybody,
591
00:28:58,436 --> 00:29:01,005
it's Killjoy
killing Trent Haaga.
592
00:29:06,211 --> 00:29:10,849
He's right, that's exactly
how I would have done it.
593
00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:14,819
I'm having a bit of an
existential moment here.
594
00:29:16,554 --> 00:29:17,789
Bravo, bravo.
595
00:29:22,994 --> 00:29:25,263
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596
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602
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603
00:29:44,415 --> 00:29:46,451
I've never met anyone like you.
604
00:29:46,518 --> 00:29:47,952
Oh I hope not.
605
00:29:49,854 --> 00:29:50,522
I
606
00:29:50,588 --> 00:29:52,290
'ate sloppy seconds.
607
00:29:54,025 --> 00:29:55,025
Wow.
608
00:29:55,894 --> 00:29:57,829
You're an animal.
609
00:29:57,896 --> 00:29:59,330
Jou can say that.
610
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:07,405
Jou look scrumptious.
611
00:30:12,510 --> 00:30:14,312
I think I have to
confess to something.
612
00:30:14,379 --> 00:30:15,980
What's dat?
613
00:30:16,047 --> 00:30:18,116
I debug code for a
medical software company.
614
00:30:18,183 --> 00:30:20,118
My pimp avatar is just
my online profile,
615
00:30:20,185 --> 00:30:22,520
and when I said I was a player,
616
00:30:22,587 --> 00:30:24,455
I meant a video game player.
617
00:30:24,522 --> 00:30:26,191
Oh yeah?
618
00:30:26,257 --> 00:30:27,892
That's gweat.
619
00:30:27,959 --> 00:30:29,260
Good for jou.
620
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:41,372
You know what screw the top 10,
621
00:30:41,439 --> 00:30:43,374
we're gonna go straight
to the interview.
622
00:30:43,441 --> 00:30:45,810
What da Hell is that dat?
623
00:30:48,012 --> 00:30:49,214
Oh,
624
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,216
it's Psycho Circus.
625
00:30:51,282 --> 00:30:52,884
Great show.
626
00:30:52,951 --> 00:30:54,519
Killjoy's awesome.
627
00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:56,421
Jou watch that chit?
628
00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:58,423
Yeah.
629
00:30:58,489 --> 00:31:00,592
And he's got some
crazy side kicks.
630
00:31:00,658 --> 00:31:02,093
There's Punchy,
631
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:03,294
Freakshow,
632
00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:05,997
and the smoking hot Batty Boop.
633
00:31:07,098 --> 00:31:08,866
Psycho Circus everybody.
634
00:31:08,933 --> 00:31:11,636
Yeah tonight's going
to be a great show.
635
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:12,703
So anyway.
636
00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:15,940
Dat's not Batty Boop.
637
00:31:16,674 --> 00:31:17,909
Sure it is.
638
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:22,146
Man she's sexy.
639
00:31:22,213 --> 00:31:25,183
I'd give my left nut just
to tap that piece of ass.
640
00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:28,419
Jou're gonna get more dan dat.
641
00:31:28,486 --> 00:31:30,255
What, you know her?
642
00:31:31,422 --> 00:31:32,223
I
643
00:31:32,290 --> 00:31:33,091
Am
644
00:31:33,157 --> 00:31:34,225
'er,
645
00:31:34,292 --> 00:31:37,929
dumb shit.
646
00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:10,228
Captain,
647
00:32:10,295 --> 00:32:12,263
we're closing in on earth.
648
00:32:12,330 --> 00:32:13,598
I know that.
649
00:32:13,665 --> 00:32:16,367
Can't you give me some
useful information?
650
00:32:16,434 --> 00:32:18,403
What else could
we have been doing
651
00:32:18,469 --> 00:32:21,706
all this time but
getting closer to earth?
652
00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:23,641
Orbiting Uranus.
653
00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:24,509
What?
654
00:32:24,575 --> 00:32:25,443
Nothing.
655
00:32:25,510 --> 00:32:27,412
What did you say?
Nothing.
656
00:32:27,478 --> 00:32:29,547
Has Batty Boop
seen the show yet?
657
00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:31,015
Sure she has.
658
00:32:31,082 --> 00:32:32,583
And she's pissed.
659
00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:35,053
Then we have to
get her to Killjoy.
660
00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:37,221
Send her the magic mirror.
661
00:32:40,258 --> 00:32:41,492
Dat two timing
662
00:32:43,061 --> 00:32:44,429
pansy picking,
663
00:32:44,495 --> 00:32:46,064
donkey fucking,
664
00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:48,132
toilet sitting,
665
00:32:48,199 --> 00:32:49,667
nail clipping,
666
00:32:49,734 --> 00:32:54,038
dish washing, chin kicking...
667
00:32:55,573 --> 00:32:57,141
What the faheezus?
668
00:32:58,109 --> 00:32:59,143
Magic miwwor.
669
00:33:01,079 --> 00:33:02,447
Looks wike a twap.
670
00:33:04,515 --> 00:33:06,951
I ain't going near dat ting.
671
00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:12,223
Yeah tonight's gonna
be a great show.
672
00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:13,290
Oh no.
673
00:33:16,260 --> 00:33:17,428
No fucking way.
674
00:33:36,481 --> 00:33:39,017
No you're not, I'm
mother fucking Killjoy.
675
00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:41,586
I'm killjoy, I'm guilty as Hell.
676
00:33:47,291 --> 00:33:48,359
What the...
677
00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:49,460
What the Hell happened?
678
00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:51,496
Where am I, what happened?
679
00:33:51,562 --> 00:33:53,698
Where is everybody?
680
00:33:53,765 --> 00:33:55,666
What the Hell happened?
681
00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:59,670
We wrapped another show.
682
00:33:59,737 --> 00:34:00,605
Really?
683
00:34:00,671 --> 00:34:04,375
Was I there 'cause I
don't remember shit?
684
00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:07,512
Handy?
685
00:34:07,578 --> 00:34:09,447
Now where is that stupid clown?
686
00:34:09,514 --> 00:34:10,514
Handy!
687
00:34:11,682 --> 00:34:12,682
Here Boss.
688
00:34:14,285 --> 00:34:15,453
Cut that out.
689
00:34:16,421 --> 00:34:18,423
I told you when I hired you,
690
00:34:18,489 --> 00:34:20,525
no more teleporting okay?
691
00:34:21,659 --> 00:34:23,461
You're not a demonic
clown anymore.
692
00:34:23,528 --> 00:34:25,463
You gotta try to fit in.
693
00:34:25,530 --> 00:34:27,498
But I was just
standing behind you.
694
00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:29,267
I said cut it out.
695
00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:32,670
I asked you to get me
off of this planet.
696
00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:34,205
What've you been doing about it?
697
00:34:34,272 --> 00:34:35,773
I've been building a spaceship
698
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:39,310
outta that rocket engine from
the interdimensional elevator.
699
00:34:39,377 --> 00:34:42,180
Yeah?
Want me to show ya?
700
00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:43,246
Okay.
701
00:34:44,615 --> 00:34:46,517
Feast your eyes
702
00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:47,584
on this.
703
00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:53,758
Wow, how do I get in?
704
00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:56,160
Why you push the big red button,
705
00:34:56,227 --> 00:34:58,296
and it's gonna transport
the rumpus room
706
00:34:58,362 --> 00:35:00,698
into the rocket ship.
707
00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:02,533
You know what Handy,
708
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:03,768
I gotta hand it to ya,
709
00:35:03,835 --> 00:35:05,670
this is pretty awesome.
710
00:35:05,736 --> 00:35:08,873
Now I can finally
get off this rock.
711
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:11,609
Could this have
some weapons like
712
00:35:11,676 --> 00:35:14,212
you know some lasers and shit?
713
00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:15,813
You want guns Boss?
714
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,616
I know just the guys for you.
715
00:35:21,385 --> 00:35:22,385
Excellent.
716
00:35:24,489 --> 00:35:28,126
This place is like
so disgusting.
717
00:35:28,192 --> 00:35:30,828
Everybody's breath
is really bad.
718
00:35:33,631 --> 00:35:34,631
A mirror.
719
00:35:35,733 --> 00:35:37,835
Thank the heavens.
720
00:35:37,902 --> 00:35:40,304
Mirror mirror on the wall,
721
00:35:40,371 --> 00:35:43,574
who's the hottest
Batty of them all?
722
00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:44,809
Surely it's me.
723
00:35:46,777 --> 00:35:49,747
Oh thank you mirror
for being there.
724
00:36:11,602 --> 00:36:12,602
Jou.
725
00:36:13,638 --> 00:36:14,505
Me.
726
00:36:14,572 --> 00:36:17,875
_Jeah, jou, ja home
wrecking floozie.
727
00:36:17,942 --> 00:36:20,711
How dare jou horn
in on my clown?
728
00:36:22,313 --> 00:36:23,314
No, no, no, no,
729
00:36:23,381 --> 00:36:26,417
I like am not trying to
go for Killjoy I promise.
730
00:36:26,484 --> 00:36:29,754
I'm trying to get closer
to his sponsor Larnell.
731
00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:31,455
Cut the cwap.
732
00:36:31,522 --> 00:36:33,958
I seen ja shake your hips
733
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:37,795
and put your grubby paws
all over Fishbreath.
734
00:36:38,963 --> 00:36:40,531
He means nothing
735
00:36:41,499 --> 00:36:42,667
to me.
736
00:36:42,733 --> 00:36:46,404
Nothing?
737
00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:48,539
Listen Pipsqueak,
738
00:36:48,606 --> 00:36:51,576
If I ever see jou
near Killjoy again
739
00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:55,580
I'm going to break jou in half.
740
00:36:55,646 --> 00:36:56,646
Oh really?
741
00:36:57,915 --> 00:36:59,717
If you see me again,
742
00:36:59,784 --> 00:37:01,385
you're gonna break
743
00:37:01,452 --> 00:37:02,486
me
744
00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:03,788
In half?
745
00:37:03,854 --> 00:37:04,854
Oh ja.
746
00:37:05,690 --> 00:37:07,925
Jou can take dat to da bank.
747
00:37:17,335 --> 00:37:19,370
We need like lasers and stuff.
748
00:37:19,437 --> 00:37:21,739
And I need all this work
done by next week alright,
749
00:37:21,806 --> 00:37:22,740
no excuses.
750
00:37:22,807 --> 00:37:24,375
Sure thing Boss.
751
00:37:25,710 --> 00:37:26,844
And if you need guns,
752
00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:29,246
remember to talk to my guys.
753
00:37:29,313 --> 00:37:32,250
Guys right.
754
00:37:32,316 --> 00:37:33,316
Yeah.
755
00:37:35,386 --> 00:37:37,555
What the fuck are
you still doing here?
756
00:37:37,622 --> 00:37:40,558
Oh I tought I'd wehearse.
757
00:37:40,625 --> 00:37:43,494
Ah you're taking
the job seriously.
758
00:37:43,561 --> 00:37:44,895
No kidding.
759
00:37:44,962 --> 00:37:47,398
Yeah the make up
looks a lot better,
760
00:37:47,465 --> 00:37:49,600
and you're really nailing
that annoying accent.
761
00:37:49,667 --> 00:37:52,970
It's like fingernails
on a chalk board.
762
00:37:53,037 --> 00:37:54,037
Is dat so?
763
00:37:54,905 --> 00:37:58,275
If I didn't know better I'd
say you were the real Batty.
764
00:38:01,579 --> 00:38:02,579
Batty Boop.
765
00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:04,548
It's you.
766
00:38:04,615 --> 00:38:07,418
What tipped you off, Fishbreath?
767
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,889
It's so good to see ya.
768
00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:14,792
Oh now you're just
throwing me a line.
769
00:38:14,859 --> 00:38:16,394
Well what did you
expect me to say.
770
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:17,595
Oh thank God you're here,
771
00:38:17,662 --> 00:38:20,665
Now I can continue with my
dreadful mind numbing journey
772
00:38:20,731 --> 00:38:22,600
through ebb checked misery.
773
00:38:22,667 --> 00:38:24,368
Would you like that?
774
00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:25,903
It wasn't all bad.
775
00:38:27,038 --> 00:38:30,074
We had some good
times, jou and me.
776
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:32,643
Yeah, but at what costs?
777
00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:34,512
At what costs?
778
00:38:34,578 --> 00:38:37,548
Jou tink you're the
only one to suffer?
779
00:38:37,615 --> 00:38:39,850
Jou're not the
easiest to live with.
780
00:38:39,917 --> 00:38:43,454
Jou attwact twouble
like flies to chit.
781
00:38:43,521 --> 00:38:46,424
Yeah, well then why did
you keep sticking around?
782
00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:47,490
Because,
783
00:38:49,126 --> 00:38:50,126
I love you.
784
00:38:54,598 --> 00:38:56,934
That wasn't as bad as I
thought it was going to be.
785
00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,502
You love me to.
786
00:38:59,704 --> 00:39:00,704
Low blow.
787
00:39:02,573 --> 00:39:04,041
Jou do.
788
00:39:04,108 --> 00:39:05,543
Admit it.
789
00:39:05,609 --> 00:39:06,977
I admit nothing.
790
00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:09,880
Jou need me,
791
00:39:09,947 --> 00:39:11,349
jou said it
792
00:39:11,415 --> 00:39:12,415
jourself.
793
00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:15,953
Yeah I need you when
you're neck deep in shit
794
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,555
and behind bars.
795
00:39:17,621 --> 00:39:20,424
What do you tink love is?
796
00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:22,126
I needed you
797
00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:23,961
to get outta jail.
798
00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:25,028
Is dat all?
799
00:39:25,062 --> 00:39:26,664
Well alright,
800
00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:30,434
well if you love me,
then why did you leave?
801
00:39:30,501 --> 00:39:32,937
Ja hooked up with
Chivers and Quivers
802
00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:34,939
at deir wedding.
803
00:39:35,005 --> 00:39:36,574
Look they invited me,
804
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,409
they asked me to
be their best man,
805
00:39:38,476 --> 00:39:39,820
they offered me a
bunch of free booze,
806
00:39:39,844 --> 00:39:40,978
c'mon I've done worse.
807
00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:41,846
What gives?
808
00:39:41,912 --> 00:39:43,514
What gives?
809
00:39:43,581 --> 00:39:46,016
Ja went without me,
dat's what gives.
810
00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:48,152
And ja slept with Jivers.
811
00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,087
She was hot.
812
00:39:50,154 --> 00:39:51,722
He was da gwoom.
813
00:39:53,491 --> 00:39:54,925
That explains a lot.
814
00:39:54,992 --> 00:39:57,528
I know jou wanna be with me.
815
00:39:57,595 --> 00:39:58,629
Stop pushing it.
816
00:39:58,696 --> 00:40:01,465
But jou have to be with me.
817
00:40:01,532 --> 00:40:02,733
I'm warning you.
818
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,735
It works both ways.
819
00:40:04,802 --> 00:40:05,802
I'm
820
00:40:08,005 --> 00:40:11,742
sorry, okay, is that
what you wanted to hear?
821
00:40:12,877 --> 00:40:14,111
Getting there.
822
00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:20,151
That hurts.
823
00:40:20,217 --> 00:40:22,086
What is that?
824
00:40:22,153 --> 00:40:23,687
It's bwood.
825
00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:25,856
Blood, no, no, that can't be.
826
00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:28,559
We're semi-mordal now.
827
00:40:28,626 --> 00:40:29,493
But,
828
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,662
but blood that's bad.
829
00:40:31,729 --> 00:40:33,898
Ja tink that's bad,
830
00:40:33,964 --> 00:40:35,065
Snookums,
831
00:40:35,132 --> 00:40:36,033
I
832
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,100
Feel
833
00:40:37,134 --> 00:40:38,134
different.
834
00:40:39,570 --> 00:40:42,606
And the fucking
makeup's coming off.
835
00:40:42,673 --> 00:40:45,810
Like what are you getting at?
836
00:40:45,876 --> 00:40:47,645
Babycakes,
837
00:40:47,711 --> 00:40:48,879
we're changing.
838
00:40:50,848 --> 00:40:51,949
I'm ovulating.
839
00:40:53,517 --> 00:40:54,652
Okay, what is that,
840
00:40:54,718 --> 00:40:57,154
like a political
party or something?
841
00:40:57,221 --> 00:41:00,057
It means if we have sex,
842
00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:02,026
I could have a baby.
843
00:41:02,092 --> 00:41:06,063
No more balloon animals
and confetti or...
844
00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:08,065
Jou never had real sex,
845
00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:09,132
have jou?
846
00:41:09,166 --> 00:41:10,166
No.
847
00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:13,637
Jou're patetic.
848
00:41:14,772 --> 00:41:15,873
Where ya going?
849
00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:17,708
Where ya going?
850
00:41:31,055 --> 00:41:33,757
Everything is in place Master.
851
00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:37,261
The target is distracted.
852
00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:39,263
Soon he will come to you.
853
00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:41,899
All he needs is a little push.
854
00:41:42,967 --> 00:41:43,967
Excellent.
855
00:41:44,935 --> 00:41:46,904
Be ready for our signal.
856
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:52,510
Now we start blowing things up.
857
00:41:53,777 --> 00:41:55,279
That's music to my ears.
858
00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:56,213
Computer?
859
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,516
What, what is it?
860
00:41:58,582 --> 00:41:59,984
Target Paris.
861
00:42:00,050 --> 00:42:02,486
Oh my pleasure.
862
00:42:09,627 --> 00:42:10,627
What?
863
00:42:10,661 --> 00:42:11,896
That's ridiculous.
864
00:42:11,962 --> 00:42:14,532
I've never seen
a bill like this.
865
00:42:14,598 --> 00:42:16,133
You electrocute your
guest and staff,
866
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,102
what do you expect?
867
00:42:18,168 --> 00:42:20,104
But it's so much fun.
868
00:42:20,170 --> 00:42:21,272
Come on Samantha,
869
00:42:21,338 --> 00:42:23,073
I gots to get my kicks.
870
00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:24,208
Start selling ice cream.
871
00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:25,776
Everybody loves ice cream.
872
00:42:25,843 --> 00:42:27,044
Oh and one more thing,
873
00:42:27,111 --> 00:42:29,013
get Batty Boop back in the act.
874
00:42:29,079 --> 00:42:30,881
How the Hell am I
going to do that?
875
00:42:30,948 --> 00:42:33,651
She's not exactly
thrilled about all this.
876
00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:35,619
Woo her, romance her,
buy her dinner, flowers
877
00:42:35,686 --> 00:42:36,287
or some shit.
878
00:42:36,353 --> 00:42:38,122
She's a red blooded woman.
879
00:42:38,188 --> 00:42:39,723
Well this is a new development.
880
00:42:39,790 --> 00:42:41,134
One of our sponsors
is Adam and Eve.
881
00:42:41,158 --> 00:42:42,626
You have sample products.
882
00:42:42,693 --> 00:42:43,861
Seduce her.
883
00:42:43,928 --> 00:42:45,596
Well that's easier
said than done,
884
00:42:45,663 --> 00:42:50,234
because apparently I've been
doing it wrong all these ages,
885
00:42:50,301 --> 00:42:54,872
and I don't understand
how the mortals do it.
886
00:42:54,939 --> 00:42:55,940
Like that right?
887
00:42:56,006 --> 00:42:56,874
I don't know.
888
00:42:56,941 --> 00:42:58,242
You're in luck.
889
00:42:59,643 --> 00:43:00,643
Really?
890
00:43:01,946 --> 00:43:02,947
Thrill me.
891
00:43:03,013 --> 00:43:05,282
Not only am I an agent
/accountant/manager/bookie,
892
00:43:05,349 --> 00:43:07,084
I'm also a pornographer.
893
00:43:07,151 --> 00:43:10,020
I keep these handy for
pillowy soft clients like you.
894
00:43:10,087 --> 00:43:13,023
Call it an instructional video.
895
00:43:13,090 --> 00:43:15,225
It's from my fetish series.
896
00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:19,196
You'll need this.
897
00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:20,263
Take this.
898
00:43:21,198 --> 00:43:22,900
I'm gonna keep that.
899
00:43:27,404 --> 00:43:28,505
Samantha,
900
00:43:28,572 --> 00:43:32,142
did anyone ever tell you
that you're a total buzzkill?
901
00:43:32,209 --> 00:43:33,844
I get that a lot.
902
00:43:35,012 --> 00:43:36,780
What is it?
903
00:43:36,847 --> 00:43:38,349
It's a human porn.
904
00:43:39,917 --> 00:43:41,652
Isn't that dangerous.
905
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:43,621
Come on we're blood
thirsty demons.
906
00:43:43,687 --> 00:43:44,621
Nothing shocks us.
907
00:43:44,688 --> 00:43:47,257
I suppose, but we never
saw anything like this.
908
00:43:47,324 --> 00:43:49,159
Buck up you woes.
909
00:43:49,226 --> 00:43:52,296
We've been neck deep
in blood and gore.
910
00:43:52,363 --> 00:43:55,065
We've eaten things that
would make a billy goat puke.
911
00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:57,801
We were in the real
sitting and high?
912
00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:03,741
So I think that we can
handle a little porno.
913
00:44:07,344 --> 00:44:09,847
Hi, I'm Tommy Pistol.
914
00:44:09,913 --> 00:44:11,682
Who's Tommy pistol?
915
00:44:11,749 --> 00:44:13,050
And this is the third video to
916
00:44:13,117 --> 00:44:16,720
Beginners Series of
Instructional Fetish Porn,
917
00:44:16,787 --> 00:44:20,224
following Rocks On,
Rocks Off, Log Jamming.
918
00:44:24,294 --> 00:44:25,963
Log jamming?
919
00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:31,301
I got a bad feeling about this.
920
00:44:31,368 --> 00:44:33,237
Hi Dyna Mite.
921
00:44:33,303 --> 00:44:36,173
Ready to show them
how it's done?
922
00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:37,274
Sure Tommy.
923
00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:40,744
Let's do this
mother fucking shit.
924
00:44:43,347 --> 00:44:46,116
Essential tools.
Safety first.
925
00:44:48,352 --> 00:44:49,352
Tarp.
926
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,022
Gloves are needed.
927
00:44:59,229 --> 00:45:00,229
Open wide.
928
00:45:06,303 --> 00:45:08,806
That was just a warm up.
929
00:45:08,872 --> 00:45:10,441
Warmed up, what the Hell?
930
00:45:19,249 --> 00:45:23,320
Make it stop, just make
it stop, make it stop.
931
00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:26,090
And this is log jamming.
932
00:45:26,156 --> 00:45:27,791
Here's a close up.
933
00:45:27,858 --> 00:45:31,395
My eyes.
934
00:45:31,462 --> 00:45:34,465
I can't take my eyes off of it.
935
00:45:34,531 --> 00:45:38,168
Please make it stop,
please make it stop.
936
00:45:39,136 --> 00:45:40,771
Well
937
00:45:40,838 --> 00:45:42,005
isn't dis cute.
938
00:45:46,276 --> 00:45:47,811
Ja'll are patetic.
939
00:45:51,181 --> 00:45:52,216
Batty,
940
00:45:52,282 --> 00:45:56,019
me and the fellas were just
watching a little um...
941
00:45:56,086 --> 00:45:59,189
None of ja ever seen
human sex before?
942
00:46:01,225 --> 00:46:04,328
Didn't know what
you were in for,
943
00:46:04,394 --> 00:46:05,496
did ja?
944
00:46:05,562 --> 00:46:07,197
Did you know about this?
945
00:46:07,264 --> 00:46:09,433
Forget about it.
946
00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:11,935
Haven't you seen the
news Knucklehead?
947
00:46:12,002 --> 00:46:13,203
What news.
948
00:46:28,385 --> 00:46:29,385
Beelzebub?
949
00:46:30,220 --> 00:46:33,490
People of Earth I
seek one among you
950
00:46:34,591 --> 00:46:36,493
by the name of Killjoy.
951
00:46:37,294 --> 00:46:40,297
Mother fucker, he
came back for me.
952
00:46:40,364 --> 00:46:43,534
You have 13 hours
to bring him to me.
953
00:46:44,935 --> 00:46:45,969
If you do not
954
00:46:47,004 --> 00:46:49,039
I will destroy every city
955
00:46:50,174 --> 00:46:51,174
one
956
00:46:51,208 --> 00:46:52,342
by
957
00:46:52,409 --> 00:46:53,944
One.
958
00:46:54,011 --> 00:46:55,379
Is this serious?
959
00:46:56,446 --> 00:46:59,183
To show you that I am serious.
960
00:47:07,224 --> 00:47:09,059
He blew up Paris!
961
00:47:09,126 --> 00:47:11,395
Paris was on my to do list.
962
00:47:15,299 --> 00:47:18,402
Now if I do not receive Killjoy,
963
00:47:18,468 --> 00:47:21,004
by the time designated,
964
00:47:21,071 --> 00:47:23,407
I will destroy a city
965
00:47:23,473 --> 00:47:25,375
that you actually like.
966
00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:29,913
That's it.
967
00:47:29,980 --> 00:47:32,282
I want off this planet.
968
00:47:35,619 --> 00:47:37,187
Excellent.
969
00:47:37,254 --> 00:47:40,390
That should provide
some motivation.
970
00:47:40,457 --> 00:47:43,493
Now we call out
our bounty hunters,
971
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:44,995
the Six Psychos.
972
00:47:46,263 --> 00:47:47,598
Give the order.
973
00:47:47,664 --> 00:47:50,200
Release the Six Psychos.
974
00:47:58,008 --> 00:47:59,008
Number one.
975
00:48:02,279 --> 00:48:04,047
Creepy.
976
00:48:06,383 --> 00:48:07,417
Number two.
977
00:48:11,088 --> 00:48:12,889
Can she do it?
978
00:48:12,956 --> 00:48:16,660
She looks cute but
she can tear it up.
979
00:48:16,727 --> 00:48:19,296
Just like my second ex-wife.
980
00:48:20,264 --> 00:48:21,398
Number three.
981
00:48:23,033 --> 00:48:25,135
Ooh sisters.
982
00:48:29,139 --> 00:48:30,240
Number four.
983
00:48:37,047 --> 00:48:38,047
Number five.
984
00:48:40,984 --> 00:48:42,386
So dangerous.
985
00:48:50,327 --> 00:48:53,230
I only counted five psychos.
986
00:48:53,297 --> 00:48:54,398
There's six.
987
00:48:55,632 --> 00:48:56,632
Six psychos.
988
00:49:12,049 --> 00:49:12,883
I need guns,
989
00:49:12,949 --> 00:49:14,618
lots of guns, can
you get them for me?
990
00:49:14,685 --> 00:49:18,055
Guns sure, I'll call my guys.
991
00:49:18,121 --> 00:49:19,632
Great and I need to get
access to this computer.
992
00:49:19,656 --> 00:49:21,558
Did you install a
security measure.
993
00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:22,459
Hold still.
994
00:49:22,526 --> 00:49:24,628
It has to scan you for ID.
995
00:49:31,068 --> 00:49:33,103
What the Hell was that?
996
00:49:34,404 --> 00:49:35,505
Rectal scan.
997
00:49:37,474 --> 00:49:38,675
I said retinal.
998
00:49:38,742 --> 00:49:39,976
Retinal scan.
999
00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:47,084
I'll have to put in
a retinal scanner.
1000
00:49:47,150 --> 00:49:50,120
Yeah you're gonna
have to do that.
1001
00:50:00,797 --> 00:50:02,599
Hey Boss, I got
tomorrows script.
1002
00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:07,003
We gotta go over your
lonely asparagus sketch.
1003
00:50:07,070 --> 00:50:08,070
Toady.
1004
00:50:09,139 --> 00:50:13,076
You got hold of the
lowly asparagus sketch?
1005
00:50:13,143 --> 00:50:14,544
That's never been done before.
1006
00:50:14,611 --> 00:50:17,514
Yes in my hands
is the only copy.
1007
00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:21,718
I can't believe it.
1008
00:50:21,785 --> 00:50:24,521
We're going to make
comedy history.
1009
00:50:24,588 --> 00:50:26,656
My gun guys are here.
1010
00:50:26,723 --> 00:50:28,125
Oh good.
1011
00:50:28,191 --> 00:50:29,226
See ya Toady.
1012
00:50:30,227 --> 00:50:31,428
But the sketch?
1013
00:50:31,495 --> 00:50:33,063
I gotta buy guns.
1014
00:50:33,130 --> 00:50:34,631
I feel so patriotic.
1015
00:50:42,172 --> 00:50:44,508
I got your firepower right here.
1016
00:50:44,574 --> 00:50:45,574
I love it.
1017
00:50:46,643 --> 00:50:47,854
You looking to
ventilate someone?
1018
00:50:47,878 --> 00:50:48,478
What?
1019
00:50:48,545 --> 00:50:51,314
You know, whack, plug, kill.
1020
00:50:52,849 --> 00:50:54,418
Home protection?
1021
00:50:56,653 --> 00:50:57,721
This here,
1022
00:50:57,788 --> 00:51:00,157
is an example of
a sensible weapon.
1023
00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:03,460
Light weight, well balanced,
scientifically engineered
1024
00:51:03,527 --> 00:51:06,663
built in safety features,
including a fingerprint
1025
00:51:06,730 --> 00:51:08,398
electronic ID system,
1026
00:51:08,465 --> 00:51:11,535
guaranteed not to hurt
a kitty cat on accident.
1027
00:51:11,601 --> 00:51:15,172
How'd you like that tucking
you into bed at night.
1028
00:51:15,238 --> 00:51:16,373
It's okay.
1029
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,775
You want better than okay,
that thing's fucking bull shit.
1030
00:51:18,842 --> 00:51:21,144
I wouldn't shoot my mother
with this piece of shit,
1031
00:51:21,211 --> 00:51:24,181
and I've shot my mother
with Ginger Deadman's dick.
1032
00:51:25,449 --> 00:51:26,750
Okay, okay, what else you got?
1033
00:51:26,817 --> 00:51:27,817
This.
1034
00:51:32,689 --> 00:51:35,292
Oh you're God damned right.
1035
00:51:35,358 --> 00:51:38,228
It feels good to whip it out.
1036
00:51:38,295 --> 00:51:39,463
Tell me more.
1037
00:51:40,864 --> 00:51:43,133
Laser scope, extended battery,
1038
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:46,169
400,000 heat tons
of two hairy balls
1039
00:51:47,337 --> 00:51:50,407
screaming safety's for nerds.
1040
00:51:50,474 --> 00:51:53,844
Yeah awesome, what's it called?
1041
00:51:53,910 --> 00:51:56,613
It's called the Aborted
Granny Diarrhea Filcher.
1042
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,315
Wait what?
1043
00:51:58,381 --> 00:52:00,684
That is just plain offensive.
1044
00:52:01,751 --> 00:52:03,286
It's an assault weapon.
1045
00:52:03,353 --> 00:52:07,791
You're really going to yank
my cock over it's name?
1046
00:52:07,858 --> 00:52:09,559
What else you got?
1047
00:52:13,530 --> 00:52:14,865
Yeah.
1048
00:52:14,931 --> 00:52:15,931
Yeah.
1049
00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:18,635
What does this one do?
1050
00:52:18,702 --> 00:52:22,305
It leaves your victims bubbling
and popping like herpes.
1051
00:52:22,372 --> 00:52:23,773
It leaves the dick
wad still alive,
1052
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:26,243
so you can watch them turn
into Granny's jello mold
1053
00:52:26,309 --> 00:52:29,646
all green and dripping with
nectarines on Christmas.
1054
00:52:31,848 --> 00:52:34,751
Is that really necessary?
1055
00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:36,253
You asked what it does.
1056
00:52:36,319 --> 00:52:37,396
What until you see
what this thing can do
1057
00:52:37,420 --> 00:52:40,490
to innocent
bystanders and babies.
1058
00:52:40,557 --> 00:52:42,125
You are a peach.
1059
00:52:43,860 --> 00:52:46,263
I hate to ask it but,
1060
00:52:46,329 --> 00:52:48,265
what do you call this one?
1061
00:52:48,331 --> 00:52:51,168
The Crust Scraping Cunt Plunger.
1062
00:52:52,302 --> 00:52:53,303
Are you fucking kidding.
1063
00:52:53,370 --> 00:52:55,238
What the Hell is wrong with you?
1064
00:52:55,305 --> 00:52:56,039
You asked what it does.
1065
00:52:56,106 --> 00:52:57,607
Guns are offensive
by design bro.
1066
00:52:57,674 --> 00:52:59,309
Why are you so
tight in the crotch?
1067
00:52:59,376 --> 00:53:00,510
What do you want?
1068
00:53:00,577 --> 00:53:03,847
I want something that's got
a more heroic and sexy name,
1069
00:53:03,914 --> 00:53:05,181
like
1070
00:53:05,248 --> 00:53:06,783
Thor's Hammer,
1071
00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:08,685
or a Wings of Justice,
1072
00:53:09,653 --> 00:53:10,820
or Soul Reaper.
1073
00:53:11,821 --> 00:53:15,625
Yeah yeah, so just tell
me what I wanna hear.
1074
00:53:15,692 --> 00:53:17,327
Fine.
1075
00:53:17,394 --> 00:53:19,796
You look damn sexy
holding my weapon.
1076
00:53:19,863 --> 00:53:20,863
Damn sexy.
1077
00:53:22,933 --> 00:53:25,268
Hello, I'd fuck me.
1078
00:53:26,736 --> 00:53:28,505
Yeah now you're ready
to blow your wad.
1079
00:53:28,572 --> 00:53:30,240
That's the spirit.
1080
00:53:30,307 --> 00:53:31,341
Yeah.
1081
00:53:31,408 --> 00:53:32,709
I'll take all of 'em.
1082
00:53:32,776 --> 00:53:33,910
I'll load them up for you.
1083
00:53:33,977 --> 00:53:35,011
Wait a second.
1084
00:53:35,078 --> 00:53:39,516
I don't need like a
background check or anything?
1085
00:53:40,550 --> 00:53:41,785
You look good to me.
1086
00:53:41,851 --> 00:53:42,886
I'll say.
1087
00:53:42,953 --> 00:53:44,921
Your background's sweet.
1088
00:53:54,064 --> 00:53:56,566
Hey where the fuck is everybody?
1089
00:53:56,633 --> 00:53:58,868
I sent them off to
do some errands.
1090
00:53:58,935 --> 00:54:02,405
I want some alone time with jou.
1091
00:54:02,472 --> 00:54:04,240
Can I use your bathroom?
1092
00:54:04,307 --> 00:54:07,744
Yeah, if you can find
it, it's all yours.
1093
00:54:07,811 --> 00:54:08,811
Fucking A.
1094
00:54:10,046 --> 00:54:12,649
Booya.
1095
00:54:12,716 --> 00:54:13,950
Now we're alone.
1096
00:54:16,586 --> 00:54:18,622
I know what that means.
1097
00:54:18,688 --> 00:54:21,024
What does that mean exactly?
1098
00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:25,262
Fishbreath, we're
turning mordal now.
1099
00:54:25,328 --> 00:54:26,429
It's mortal.
1100
00:54:27,831 --> 00:54:29,799
Pronounce the R, mortal.
1101
00:54:29,866 --> 00:54:31,668
Jou know what I mean.
1102
00:54:31,735 --> 00:54:35,438
I wanna take dis
to the next lebel.
1103
00:54:35,505 --> 00:54:37,474
Look I'm dying here Batty.
1104
00:54:37,540 --> 00:54:40,343
What more do you want from me?
1105
00:54:40,410 --> 00:54:42,012
I wanna kid.
1106
00:54:42,078 --> 00:54:44,481
Oh a kid, why didn't
you just say so.
1107
00:54:44,547 --> 00:54:46,349
How much are they, I
just saved a ton of money
1108
00:54:46,416 --> 00:54:47,317
on these guns.
1109
00:54:47,384 --> 00:54:48,885
With jou ja idiot.
1110
00:54:49,819 --> 00:54:51,855
How's that happen?
1111
00:54:51,921 --> 00:54:55,392
Jou know, jou just
saw a video on it.
1112
00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:56,559
Well yeah but that,
1113
00:54:57,794 --> 00:54:59,029
that was Tommy Pistol.
1114
00:54:59,095 --> 00:55:00,530
I can't do that.
1115
00:55:01,598 --> 00:55:03,600
Aren't jou at least
1116
00:55:03,667 --> 00:55:05,435
a little bit cuwious?
1117
00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:12,042
I'm also curious
about toe nail fungus.
1118
00:55:12,108 --> 00:55:14,411
Dis is one of the tings,
1119
00:55:14,477 --> 00:55:15,779
that makes loife,
1120
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:17,680
loife.
1121
00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:21,518
Yeah.
1122
00:55:21,584 --> 00:55:22,819
You know what,
1123
00:55:22,886 --> 00:55:24,421
maybe you're right.
1124
00:55:24,487 --> 00:55:26,132
Maybe if we're going to
do this mortal thing,
1125
00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:28,425
we should just go full bore.
1126
00:55:28,491 --> 00:55:30,327
I already bought a
bunch of guns today.
1127
00:55:30,393 --> 00:55:32,595
I feel so American.
1128
00:55:32,662 --> 00:55:34,431
Yeah let's log jam.
1129
00:55:34,497 --> 00:55:35,497
Come on.
1130
00:55:36,833 --> 00:55:39,002
Yeah I'm calming down.
1131
00:55:39,069 --> 00:55:41,604
I'm calming all the way down.
1132
00:55:41,671 --> 00:55:43,573
So romantic.
1133
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,442
Kind makes me feel
like I'm gonna throw up
1134
00:55:45,508 --> 00:55:47,477
in my mouth a little
bit, I love it.
1135
00:55:47,544 --> 00:55:48,645
It's for real.
1136
00:55:51,848 --> 00:55:52,848
Is that the way?
1137
00:55:55,452 --> 00:55:56,386
It's not working for me,
1138
00:55:56,453 --> 00:55:57,887
it's just not working for me.
1139
00:55:57,954 --> 00:56:00,490
I put it in right?
Yes.
1140
00:56:00,557 --> 00:56:01,358
You put it in me.
1141
00:56:01,424 --> 00:56:03,526
You put it in me.
1142
00:56:03,593 --> 00:56:04,994
Okay, I'm weady.
1143
00:56:05,061 --> 00:56:06,061
I'll try.
1144
00:56:07,797 --> 00:56:11,034
Is that it, did I get it?
Yes.
1145
00:56:11,101 --> 00:56:12,101
Just go with it.
1146
00:56:34,491 --> 00:56:35,425
Boss.
1147
00:56:35,492 --> 00:56:36,559
We have company.
1148
00:56:36,626 --> 00:56:37,994
It's a mob of people outside.
1149
00:56:38,061 --> 00:56:39,662
What do they want?
1150
00:56:39,729 --> 00:56:41,531
I think they're
coming to get you.
1151
00:56:41,598 --> 00:56:44,033
No your fans are here to help.
1152
00:56:44,100 --> 00:56:46,536
You can't be too careful.
1153
00:56:46,603 --> 00:56:47,704
Alright Batty,
1154
00:56:47,771 --> 00:56:49,405
you stay here.
1155
00:56:49,472 --> 00:56:50,707
Otay Snookums.
1156
00:56:51,975 --> 00:56:53,543
And I'm gonna work
on the rocket ship
1157
00:56:53,610 --> 00:56:55,178
in case we need to scram.
1158
00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:56,846
Yeah, good Idea.
1159
00:56:56,913 --> 00:56:58,848
Wocket ship?
1160
00:56:58,915 --> 00:57:00,650
Yeah Baby, rocket ship.
1161
00:57:00,717 --> 00:57:01,951
Just go with it.
1162
00:57:02,919 --> 00:57:04,654
You wait here.
1163
00:57:04,721 --> 00:57:06,489
Things might get a little rough.
1164
00:57:06,556 --> 00:57:09,692
Rough, here are the guns.
1165
00:57:09,759 --> 00:57:11,127
Alright, Freakshow,
1166
00:57:11,194 --> 00:57:14,431
you guard the door and
make sure nobody gets in.
1167
00:57:14,497 --> 00:57:15,431
Sure.
1168
00:57:15,498 --> 00:57:17,734
You have you actually
ever used one of these?
1169
00:57:17,801 --> 00:57:18,434
I've seen all the movies.
1170
00:57:18,501 --> 00:57:19,645
I know what the fuck I'm doing.
1171
00:57:19,669 --> 00:57:21,070
That's good enough for me.
1172
00:57:45,628 --> 00:57:48,731
Whoa, whoa, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey!
1173
00:57:50,099 --> 00:57:51,668
I'm not your hero.
1174
00:57:52,735 --> 00:57:54,904
I want to kill you all.
1175
00:57:58,174 --> 00:58:00,176
Who are these people?
1176
00:58:00,243 --> 00:58:03,580
Your Psycho Circus Fan Club.
1177
00:58:03,646 --> 00:58:05,715
What am I supposed to do?
1178
00:58:05,782 --> 00:58:08,618
They're your fans, rally them.
1179
00:58:08,685 --> 00:58:10,153
How am I going to do that?
1180
00:58:10,220 --> 00:58:13,056
Easy, raise your gun in the air.
1181
00:58:23,099 --> 00:58:26,202
No, no, no, no, no
shut up, shut up.
1182
00:58:30,206 --> 00:58:31,507
I guess
1183
00:58:31,574 --> 00:58:33,610
this is supposed to
be some kind of an
1184
00:58:33,676 --> 00:58:35,245
inspirational speech.
1185
00:58:37,714 --> 00:58:40,583
But you all are a
bunch of morons.
1186
00:58:46,222 --> 00:58:47,657
I ain't no hero,
1187
00:58:48,491 --> 00:58:51,928
and I don't give a
shit about any of ya.
1188
00:58:53,196 --> 00:58:55,565
The earth is doomed,
1189
00:58:55,632 --> 00:58:57,934
and it's all your fault.
1190
00:59:00,069 --> 00:59:01,704
Why do you want me?
1191
00:59:02,438 --> 00:59:05,608
Because you make us look sane.
1192
00:59:05,675 --> 00:59:08,044
That was a bit of a
back handed compliment.
1193
00:59:21,691 --> 00:59:23,693
We're having a party.
1194
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:24,760
How nice.
1195
00:59:26,729 --> 00:59:29,899
Now surrender and board my ship,
1196
00:59:29,966 --> 00:59:32,802
or suffer the consequences.
1197
00:59:32,869 --> 00:59:34,270
I'll never board your ship.
1198
00:59:34,337 --> 00:59:36,005
I'd rather die first.
1199
00:59:36,072 --> 00:59:38,041
I don't want you dead.
1200
00:59:40,643 --> 00:59:44,647
I need you whole before
I rip your soul out.
1201
00:59:44,714 --> 00:59:46,349
Come willingly,
1202
00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:47,917
or I will destroy
1203
00:59:48,885 --> 00:59:50,053
everything
1204
00:59:50,119 --> 00:59:52,021
that you love.
1205
00:59:55,692 --> 00:59:56,692
Play time.
1206
00:59:58,127 --> 01:00:00,797
I don't think they're friendly.
1207
01:00:00,863 --> 01:00:02,632
You're going to have
to kill me first.
1208
01:00:04,667 --> 01:00:05,835
Human shield.
1209
01:01:07,063 --> 01:01:09,165
There's a shit storm outside.
1210
01:01:13,069 --> 01:01:14,737
Are you getting the ship ready?
1211
01:01:14,804 --> 01:01:16,406
We're on it.
1212
01:01:23,012 --> 01:01:24,347
Going somewhere?
1213
01:01:24,414 --> 01:01:26,816
I was just gonna
show you something.
1214
01:01:26,883 --> 01:01:29,752
I tought you were
gonna wait for Killjoy.
1215
01:01:29,819 --> 01:01:30,753
I am Batty.
1216
01:01:30,820 --> 01:01:34,424
There's just something
wrong with your face.
1217
01:01:38,227 --> 01:01:40,363
What's wong with my face?
1218
01:01:42,999 --> 01:01:44,200
Made ya look.
1219
01:02:17,433 --> 01:02:18,433
Get some.
1220
01:02:45,895 --> 01:02:47,930
Victory, suck it Beles.
1221
01:02:52,401 --> 01:02:54,504
Congratulations Killjoy.
1222
01:02:55,438 --> 01:02:59,041
You have killed five
of the Six Psychos.
1223
01:03:00,276 --> 01:03:02,044
That's right bitch.
1224
01:03:03,112 --> 01:03:04,447
Wait a minute.
1225
01:03:04,514 --> 01:03:06,349
Five of the Six Psychos.
1226
01:03:06,415 --> 01:03:07,517
What's he talking about?
1227
01:03:07,583 --> 01:03:08,583
Yoohoo.
1228
01:03:11,454 --> 01:03:13,856
You missing something?
1229
01:03:15,892 --> 01:03:16,892
Batty?
1230
01:03:18,427 --> 01:03:21,364
If you want to see her again,
1231
01:03:21,430 --> 01:03:22,832
you will come
1232
01:03:22,899 --> 01:03:23,499
to
1233
01:03:23,566 --> 01:03:24,566
Me.
1234
01:03:35,945 --> 01:03:36,945
No!
1235
01:03:41,918 --> 01:03:43,586
What happened?
1236
01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:45,254
There were thousands of them.
1237
01:03:45,321 --> 01:03:46,389
A horde.
1238
01:03:46,455 --> 01:03:47,957
I was overrun.
1239
01:03:48,024 --> 01:03:49,826
They took her.
1240
01:03:49,892 --> 01:03:51,427
Is the ship ready to go?
1241
01:03:51,494 --> 01:03:53,529
It's loaded ready top launch.
1242
01:03:53,596 --> 01:03:54,997
To the bridge.
1243
01:04:00,069 --> 01:04:03,339
Oh I should thank you
all for your sacrifices.
1244
01:04:03,406 --> 01:04:07,510
Now apparently the Killjoy
fans are gullible buffoons.
1245
01:04:11,247 --> 01:04:14,851
But he didn't
actually apologize.
1246
01:04:30,566 --> 01:04:32,501
Activate the control panel.
1247
01:04:36,405 --> 01:04:38,007
Wow.
1248
01:04:38,074 --> 01:04:39,508
Cool.
1249
01:04:39,575 --> 01:04:40,443
Isn't that cool.
1250
01:04:40,509 --> 01:04:44,013
I mean that is like
really fucking cool.
1251
01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:45,481
They're getting away.
1252
01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:46,549
Right, right.
1253
01:04:46,616 --> 01:04:48,117
Blast off.
1254
01:04:51,587 --> 01:04:52,388
Three,
1255
01:04:52,455 --> 01:04:53,289
two,
1256
01:04:53,356 --> 01:04:54,356
one,
1257
01:04:54,390 --> 01:04:55,925
blast off.
1258
01:05:27,356 --> 01:05:30,459
We're coming for ya Batty.
1259
01:05:46,042 --> 01:05:46,976
Good.
1260
01:05:47,043 --> 01:05:49,478
Good, right into our hands.
1261
01:05:49,545 --> 01:05:52,281
Jezebel you can fire at will.
1262
01:05:52,348 --> 01:05:54,183
Abso-fucking-Lutely.
1263
01:05:58,454 --> 01:05:59,454
Fire!
1264
01:06:03,392 --> 01:06:04,994
That was close captain.
1265
01:06:05,061 --> 01:06:06,095
Shields up.
1266
01:06:06,162 --> 01:06:08,297
We don't have shields.
1267
01:06:08,364 --> 01:06:10,499
Well what the fuck do
we have, a tortilla?
1268
01:06:10,566 --> 01:06:12,301
We have fields.
1269
01:06:12,368 --> 01:06:14,603
For fucks sake, fields up.
1270
01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:18,107
Fire!
1271
01:06:27,283 --> 01:06:28,451
Fields still holding sir.
1272
01:06:28,517 --> 01:06:33,356
Good, now all we have to do
is find that things weak spot,
1273
01:06:33,422 --> 01:06:34,757
and disable it.
1274
01:06:34,824 --> 01:06:36,559
Punchy wanna punch.
1275
01:06:38,094 --> 01:06:39,261
Weapons online.
1276
01:06:39,328 --> 01:06:41,530
Let's give them what fer.
1277
01:06:48,704 --> 01:06:49,704
Fire!
1278
01:07:00,483 --> 01:07:01,483
Yes.
1279
01:07:02,351 --> 01:07:03,786
That's it.
1280
01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:06,422
Just keep wasting your energy.
1281
01:07:14,230 --> 01:07:15,598
No effect captain.
1282
01:07:15,664 --> 01:07:16,675
What're we tossing at them,
1283
01:07:16,699 --> 01:07:17,699
cream pies?
1284
01:07:20,603 --> 01:07:21,737
Great we'll do lasers.
1285
01:07:21,804 --> 01:07:23,239
Fire the lasers.
1286
01:07:46,328 --> 01:07:48,330
I think their lasers
might penetrate.
1287
01:07:48,397 --> 01:07:49,465
Just keep firing.
1288
01:07:49,532 --> 01:07:50,332
But sir...
1289
01:07:50,399 --> 01:07:52,034
Just keep firing.
1290
01:08:08,851 --> 01:08:10,386
We're taking a lot of damage.
1291
01:08:10,453 --> 01:08:12,421
The field's almost gone.
1292
01:08:12,488 --> 01:08:13,488
We almost have them.
1293
01:08:13,522 --> 01:08:14,522
Keep firing.
1294
01:08:15,558 --> 01:08:17,760
Batty I'm coming to get ya.
1295
01:08:39,381 --> 01:08:40,381
No!
1296
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:45,320
No take me.
1297
01:08:46,255 --> 01:08:47,255
Take me.
1298
01:08:54,230 --> 01:08:57,199
We have our enemy's
ship's engines targeted.
1299
01:08:57,266 --> 01:08:57,867
Good.
1300
01:08:57,933 --> 01:08:59,235
Fire!
1301
01:09:02,705 --> 01:09:04,740
Keep firing, keep firing.
1302
01:09:09,512 --> 01:09:11,247
What's happening.
1303
01:09:11,313 --> 01:09:13,883
It's an energy drain
due to malfunction.
1304
01:09:13,949 --> 01:09:15,851
Malfunction, what malfunction?
1305
01:09:15,918 --> 01:09:17,786
The power lines from
the atomic generator
1306
01:09:17,853 --> 01:09:19,788
to the weapons seems
to have failed.
1307
01:09:19,855 --> 01:09:21,824
Fuck can we fix it?
1308
01:09:21,891 --> 01:09:24,793
The access tubes are too thin.
1309
01:09:24,860 --> 01:09:27,596
Only something the size of a
1310
01:09:27,663 --> 01:09:30,766
baby could crawl
through those things.
1311
01:09:32,535 --> 01:09:34,203
You traitor.
1312
01:09:34,270 --> 01:09:35,538
What?
1313
01:09:35,604 --> 01:09:37,273
I don't know what
you're talking about.
1314
01:09:37,339 --> 01:09:39,408
Why would you build access tubes
1315
01:09:39,475 --> 01:09:41,477
too thin to get into?
1316
01:09:41,544 --> 01:09:42,912
But I helped you.
1317
01:09:42,978 --> 01:09:44,346
I got you guns.
1318
01:09:45,681 --> 01:09:48,884
Those psychos weren't
meant to kill me at all.
1319
01:09:48,951 --> 01:09:53,422
Beelzebub needs me alive
so he can get me my soul.
1320
01:09:53,489 --> 01:09:54,523
What did he offer you?
1321
01:09:54,590 --> 01:09:56,825
Money, fame, a Klondike Bar.
1322
01:09:57,560 --> 01:10:00,829
There aren't many
primeval clowns left.
1323
01:10:00,896 --> 01:10:03,632
When you're gone guess
who's still here.
1324
01:10:03,699 --> 01:10:05,668
You're the sixth psycho.
1325
01:10:05,734 --> 01:10:06,902
You little shit,
1326
01:10:06,969 --> 01:10:09,872
I would have offered you
the spot of top clown.
1327
01:10:09,939 --> 01:10:12,841
I can't have it while
your soul is still free.
1328
01:10:12,908 --> 01:10:15,778
But now I guess I'll
be getting the spot.
1329
01:10:15,844 --> 01:10:17,846
Reach for the sky.
1330
01:10:17,913 --> 01:10:19,548
We're in outer space.
1331
01:10:19,615 --> 01:10:21,317
So that's a really vague order.
1332
01:10:21,383 --> 01:10:23,285
You know what I mean.
1333
01:10:27,790 --> 01:10:30,526
You've forgotten one thing.
1334
01:10:30,593 --> 01:10:32,628
Punchy don't give a shit.
1335
01:10:33,696 --> 01:10:34,696
Get him.
1336
01:10:48,744 --> 01:10:49,545
Punchy,
1337
01:10:49,612 --> 01:10:51,247
can we make a deal?
1338
01:10:55,517 --> 01:10:56,517
No.
1339
01:11:02,891 --> 01:11:04,460
You dirty traitor.
1340
01:11:18,340 --> 01:11:19,608
Seriously.
1341
01:11:19,675 --> 01:11:24,513
Who keeps the gravity on
full power in outer space?
1342
01:11:24,580 --> 01:11:26,649
Congratulations.
1343
01:11:26,715 --> 01:11:28,350
You figured it out.
1344
01:11:29,485 --> 01:11:30,485
You.
1345
01:11:30,519 --> 01:11:32,755
What have you done to Batty?
1346
01:11:34,023 --> 01:11:35,357
Oh
1347
01:11:35,424 --> 01:11:36,792
That's
1348
01:11:36,859 --> 01:11:39,628
kinda turning me
on a little bit.
1349
01:11:39,695 --> 01:11:40,963
I mean.
1350
01:11:41,030 --> 01:11:42,698
No Batty.
1351
01:11:42,765 --> 01:11:44,533
Unhand her you fiend.
1352
01:11:45,701 --> 01:11:48,070
You see that red liquid,
1353
01:11:48,137 --> 01:11:50,372
dripping from her wounds?
1354
01:11:51,407 --> 01:11:53,676
She's turning mortal.
1355
01:11:53,742 --> 01:11:54,877
Soon,
1356
01:11:54,943 --> 01:11:56,512
she will bleed
1357
01:11:56,578 --> 01:11:57,613
to death.
1358
01:11:57,680 --> 01:11:58,781
No, take me.
1359
01:12:00,516 --> 01:12:03,085
That's precisely my intention.
1360
01:12:03,152 --> 01:12:04,553
Oh right.
1361
01:12:04,620 --> 01:12:06,622
Of course it is.
1362
01:12:06,689 --> 01:12:09,525
I suggest you lower your fields,
1363
01:12:10,926 --> 01:12:13,295
so I can beam you on board.
1364
01:12:14,930 --> 01:12:16,965
Then you'll let Batty go?
1365
01:12:17,032 --> 01:12:19,802
I will let her go to your ship.
1366
01:12:23,605 --> 01:12:24,605
Well,
1367
01:12:25,808 --> 01:12:27,776
I guess this is goodbye.
1368
01:12:29,545 --> 01:12:31,714
Been nice knowing you two fucks.
1369
01:12:31,780 --> 01:12:33,649
When Batty gets
back to the bridge,
1370
01:12:33,716 --> 01:12:35,517
get her outta her.
1371
01:12:35,584 --> 01:12:36,685
Fly away, just
1372
01:12:37,619 --> 01:12:38,619
fly away.
1373
01:12:45,027 --> 01:12:45,794
I still don't understand
1374
01:12:45,861 --> 01:12:48,564
a fucking word
you're saying Punchy,
1375
01:12:48,630 --> 01:12:50,733
but it's gonna be alright.
1376
01:12:51,667 --> 01:12:53,102
And you, Freakshow,
1377
01:12:55,104 --> 01:12:57,473
I always liked your
brother better.
1378
01:12:57,539 --> 01:12:59,441
Quit being such a cunt.
1379
01:13:05,647 --> 01:13:07,082
Sayonara suck wads.
1380
01:13:23,632 --> 01:13:27,736
Now you're going to get
your ass into this thing.
1381
01:13:28,670 --> 01:13:31,006
Let Batty go first.
1382
01:13:31,073 --> 01:13:33,642
Mortal flesh is so delicate.
1383
01:13:35,677 --> 01:13:37,913
Stop it leave her alone.
1384
01:13:37,980 --> 01:13:39,047
You
1385
01:13:39,114 --> 01:13:40,114
first.
1386
01:13:53,829 --> 01:13:55,030
No.
1387
01:13:55,097 --> 01:13:57,065
What if I don't want to?
1388
01:13:58,634 --> 01:13:59,634
Jezebel,
1389
01:14:00,202 --> 01:14:02,504
activate the queezernaire.
1390
01:14:03,539 --> 01:14:04,640
My pleasure.
1391
01:14:05,874 --> 01:14:06,874
Mortal.
1392
01:14:45,214 --> 01:14:46,515
Semi-mordal.
1393
01:14:47,749 --> 01:14:49,251
Semi what?
1394
01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:50,619
Semi-Mortal.
1395
01:14:59,094 --> 01:15:04,066
♪ Ready ♪
1396
01:15:07,202 --> 01:15:09,171
♪ Fight ♪
1397
01:15:13,842 --> 01:15:16,545
♪ Mortal Kombat ♪
1398
01:15:29,057 --> 01:15:34,029
♪ Jezebel ♪
1399
01:15:35,831 --> 01:15:37,799
♪ Fight ♪
1400
01:15:51,013 --> 01:15:55,984
♪ Finish her ♪
1401
01:15:57,719 --> 01:16:02,224
♪ Mortal Kombat ♪
1402
01:16:02,291 --> 01:16:03,091
♪ Suck it ♪
1403
01:16:03,158 --> 01:16:05,594
That's my girl.
1404
01:16:05,661 --> 01:16:06,695
Suck on that.
1405
01:16:09,131 --> 01:16:11,833
Great balls of fire up your ass.
1406
01:16:19,007 --> 01:16:20,776
Oh Babycakes,
1407
01:16:20,842 --> 01:16:23,011
I wasn't weak
because of my wounds.
1408
01:16:23,078 --> 01:16:24,179
No?
1409
01:16:24,246 --> 01:16:25,881
Then what's wrong with you?
1410
01:16:25,948 --> 01:16:27,749
I'm pwegnant.
1411
01:16:27,816 --> 01:16:29,918
You're pregnant?
1412
01:16:29,985 --> 01:16:31,620
We created loife.
1413
01:16:33,021 --> 01:16:35,190
Batty you gotta get
back to the ship.
1414
01:16:35,257 --> 01:16:36,725
Jump through the magic mirror.
1415
01:16:36,792 --> 01:16:38,994
No, I wanna stay with you.
1416
01:16:41,663 --> 01:16:43,098
Think of the kid.
1417
01:16:50,939 --> 01:16:53,575
Batty you gotta get outta here.
1418
01:17:01,383 --> 01:17:03,952
A clown with a small hammer.
1419
01:17:05,887 --> 01:17:07,089
Don't make me laugh.
1420
01:17:07,155 --> 01:17:08,991
You call this small?
1421
01:17:14,796 --> 01:17:16,264
You fool.
1422
01:17:16,331 --> 01:17:20,268
You have your hammer back
but I'm still an archdemon.
1423
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:31,646
You buffoon.
1424
01:17:32,914 --> 01:17:34,016
Fool.
1425
01:17:34,082 --> 01:17:35,082
Bozo.
1426
01:17:36,952 --> 01:17:37,952
Clown.
1427
01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:41,690
You can't hurt me
with that thing.
1428
01:17:41,757 --> 01:17:43,892
Hit me with your best shot.
1429
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:46,328
I intend to.
1430
01:17:54,770 --> 01:17:55,770
Oh no.
1431
01:17:59,474 --> 01:18:01,977
I'm mother fucking Killjoy.
1432
01:18:03,979 --> 01:18:04,979
Yeah.
1433
01:18:14,056 --> 01:18:15,257
Uh oh.
1434
01:18:15,323 --> 01:18:17,693
Oh shit.
1435
01:18:17,759 --> 01:18:20,862
Master no, just
please stop, please.
1436
01:18:28,804 --> 01:18:30,105
Come on let's go.
1437
01:18:35,143 --> 01:18:36,143
Yes.
1438
01:18:41,049 --> 01:18:42,184
Snookums.
1439
01:18:45,053 --> 01:18:46,955
There's an energy build
up on the Exitium.
1440
01:18:47,022 --> 01:18:48,123
We gotta get outta here.
1441
01:18:53,128 --> 01:18:54,896
Get outta here.
1442
01:19:00,936 --> 01:19:02,370
We gotta go to warp speed.
1443
01:19:07,175 --> 01:19:09,277
We have to go plaid now.
1444
01:19:09,344 --> 01:19:11,012
Just wait a second.
1445
01:19:11,079 --> 01:19:11,913
Wait?
1446
01:19:11,980 --> 01:19:15,150
We have no power.
Batty we're fucked.
1447
01:19:21,890 --> 01:19:23,759
Son of a bitch.
1448
01:19:34,169 --> 01:19:36,271
We're not gonna make it.
1449
01:19:43,311 --> 01:19:45,046
Power back online.
1450
01:19:45,113 --> 01:19:46,481
Power's back online.
1451
01:19:46,548 --> 01:19:50,519
Somebody's in the access
fixing the power lines.
1452
01:19:55,423 --> 01:19:57,859
What's going on?
1453
01:20:09,971 --> 01:20:13,408
I missed you.
1454
01:20:13,475 --> 01:20:15,777
I always liked you best.
1455
01:20:37,966 --> 01:20:40,168
We still won't make it.
1456
01:20:40,235 --> 01:20:42,437
We have to go to
ludicrous speed.
1457
01:20:42,504 --> 01:20:43,438
Now.
1458
01:20:43,505 --> 01:20:44,505
Punch it.
1459
01:21:32,687 --> 01:21:34,623
That was ludicrous.
1460
01:21:34,689 --> 01:21:37,392
Approaching planet.
1461
01:21:44,432 --> 01:21:45,967
Computer,
1462
01:21:46,034 --> 01:21:47,202
what is it?
1463
01:21:47,269 --> 01:21:48,536
Uh it's Earth.
1464
01:21:48,603 --> 01:21:49,603
Jesus.
1465
01:21:51,506 --> 01:21:52,574
It can't be.
1466
01:21:52,641 --> 01:21:54,142
Oh it is.
1467
01:21:54,209 --> 01:21:56,945
Maybe it's a parallel universe.
1468
01:22:02,183 --> 01:22:03,418
Wow, Snookums.
1469
01:22:04,753 --> 01:22:06,454
Dat sounds like fun.
1470
01:22:08,723 --> 01:22:10,125
I don't know.
1471
01:22:10,191 --> 01:22:12,694
It could be
completely different.
1472
01:22:12,761 --> 01:22:15,030
Fishbreath, in about 10 minutes,
1473
01:22:15,096 --> 01:22:16,364
I'm going to lay an egg,
1474
01:22:16,431 --> 01:22:18,400
and jou're going to be a father.
1475
01:22:18,466 --> 01:22:21,169
Tings will be different foreber.
1476
01:22:25,674 --> 01:22:27,909
A penny for jour toughts.
1477
01:22:30,345 --> 01:22:34,115
Evil clown gonna bust some ass.
1478
01:22:34,182 --> 01:22:36,952
I'm mother fucking Killjoy.
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