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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:23,315 Oh! Eh, Eh, Eh, ah. 2 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:27,444 Gosh, Arbie, you're the best dry humper in school! 3 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:32,199 Ah, thanks Wendy, that's what the guys on the basketball team say. 4 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,536 Wait! 5 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:37,871 Who else have you been dry humping? 6 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:39,873 Ah- 7 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:41,959 Mmh. Mm. Ah! 8 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:43,710 ( HOWL ) 9 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:47,673 Are you sure it's safe to be out here, all alone in the middle of the night? 10 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,342 Absolutely! Heck, no one's been out here 11 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:54,012 since those horny teens were found decapitated back in '84. 12 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:58,809 Wendy relax! We're young, wer- wer-we're drunk, 13 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:00,352 wer-we're High school graduates! 14 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,479 This is the most romantic night of our lives! 15 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:05,899 Why can't I-can't Why-I? 16 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,110 ( SOBBING ) 17 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:12,072 Ooooh... Don't cry. You'll figure it out. 18 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:15,617 No, it's not the bra, 19 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,954 it's-it's you're ditching me for college. 20 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:21,331 ...And the bra a little! 21 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:23,167 I'm not ditching you, Arbie. 22 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:24,793 And I think you should come with me, 23 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:26,211 there's still time to apply! 24 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:28,797 Wendy, my mom's a retard and my dad's blind. 25 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:30,924 I mean, how am I supposed to take care of 'em, 26 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,467 if I'm off somewhere getting smart? 27 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:34,428 Don't worry, Arbie. 28 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:37,181 Even though I'll be surrounded by spoiled trust fund kids 29 00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:38,557 who have guaranteed 6 figure jobs 30 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:40,267 waiting for them at their daddy's companies 31 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,977 after they graduate, 32 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:43,520 It'll never change me! - Uh ha. 33 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:45,397 I'll stay true to you. 34 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:46,982 I promise! 35 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:48,817 ( HEAVY BREATHING ) 36 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:58,118 Uh, be gentle this is my first time. 37 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,580 Mmm! 38 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,373 ( RASPY HEAVY BREATHING ) 39 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,293 Aaa-Mmm. 40 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:08,629 ( MOANS AND SOUNDS OF UNION ) 41 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,801 Oh, Arbie! The earth is moving for me! 42 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,389 Oh! 43 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:26,188 Oh, Arbie! Your hands are all over me like an octopus! 44 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:30,275 Oh Wendy, It's as if you're 45 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:32,152 Arm-b-dexterous or something! 46 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:34,404 Arbie! Take me! 47 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:42,120 Ooo-Oh Wendy! Oh-I never knew love 48 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,206 could be so beautiful and pure! 49 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:46,500 ( GROWL ) 50 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,047 Aaah! Arbie! 51 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:53,924 He has something in his hand! 52 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:55,676 Holy shit an ax! 53 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,219 No- 54 00:02:57,261 --> 00:02:59,137 the other hand. 55 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,267 Gross! 56 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:05,936 Wendy don't be such a prude, ya know, think of it as a compliment! 57 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,229 I'm going home. 58 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:08,939 No, Wendy wait, Wendy! 59 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,149 ( POP ) 60 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:12,734 Ah. Mmm. 61 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:15,112 What an incredible woman! 62 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:16,947 You know, thanks a lot dude! 63 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:29,835 ( INHALES DEEPLY ) 64 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:33,881 Augh! 65 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:42,931 Arbie. 66 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:45,267 Ooo! Ooo, Arbie! 67 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:48,437 I want to fuck your fanny! I want to fuck- 68 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,106 Mmm? 69 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:54,234 Ahh! 70 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:57,988 Help, help me! 71 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:12,586 Aaah! 72 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:14,755 ( THUD ) ( SQUISH ) 73 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,307 В¶ ( GHOSTLY AMERIND DANCE MUSIC ) 74 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:34,983 ( CLUCKING ) 75 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:37,319 ( CROWING ) 76 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:39,446 ( SCREAMING ) 77 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:09,142 Huh? Huh? 78 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:12,604 You suck you corporate punk! 79 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:15,607 Fuck you all! 80 00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:18,944 Hey! What happened to the ancient 81 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:21,154 Tromahawk tribe sacred Indian burial ground 82 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:22,322 that that used to be here? 83 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:23,574 They bulldozed it, 84 00:05:23,699 --> 00:05:26,910 and replaced it with another one of those fast food restaurants. 85 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:30,622 What do we want? 86 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:34,126 For the evil devil-worshiping maggot conglomerates 87 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:37,421 to cease the destruction of our beloved country 88 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:40,257 and replacing our purple mountain majesties 89 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:43,093 with corporate cookie-cutter retail spots! 90 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:44,428 When do we want it? 91 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:46,013 Now! 92 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:48,765 Or at least within the next 3 years, 93 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:53,103 through ending the minority class action share-holder lawsuits 94 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:55,314 priority in Section 16b 95 00:05:55,314 --> 00:05:58,859 of the Securities and Exchange Act of 1932; 96 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,320 so our contingency plaintiff lawyers 97 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:04,323 can get us multi-million dollar settlements! 98 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,325 Yeah! 99 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,121 Hey, Brendan! 100 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:12,372 Arbie, what's up? 101 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:15,667 Oh, thanks! 102 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,295 Ah dude, look at those girls making-out in protest over there! 103 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:20,672 Sweet! Where? - Dude, she's hot! 104 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:24,051 The blue one. - Oh, I like the blue one. - That's right. 105 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,563 Aaah! - What? - Wendy? 106 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:37,564 Arbie! 107 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:38,857 Wendy what are you doing here? 108 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:41,401 Protesting this disgusting abomination of chicken genocide 109 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,694 built on this ancient Tromaville 110 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:43,987 sacred native American Indian 111 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:45,572 burial ground. 112 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:46,573 What are you doing? 113 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:50,202 I'm a... I'm doing the same thing! 114 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,204 Ow! 115 00:06:52,955 --> 00:06:54,915 Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you! 116 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,626 Oh Baby, I've missed you! 117 00:06:57,668 --> 00:06:59,837 What do you say we pick-up right where we left off? 118 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:02,005 I know this old pervert-free graveyard in New England, 119 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,090 And look! 120 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,132 I brought our old butt plug! 121 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:07,261 Ech! Listen, Arbie- 122 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,014 This is the famous Arbie? 123 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:15,811 Smell familiar? 124 00:07:15,811 --> 00:07:19,147 Um, yes, OK, I'm getting hints of patchouli oil. 125 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:22,359 She's my girl now! 126 00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:24,653 Wendy you said college would never change you! 127 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:27,322 Arbie, College is all about 128 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:29,449 broadening your horizons and experimentation. 129 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:30,409 For instance: 130 00:07:30,409 --> 00:07:31,451 Would Jacob Marinsky 131 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:33,620 have ever discovered promethium, element 61, 132 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:35,706 if it wasn't for experimentation? 133 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:38,458 Ah, Jacob Marinsky co-discovered promethium, element 61, 134 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,544 while doing defense-related activity 135 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:42,087 in Oakridge, Tennessee. 136 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,715 Not by becoming a lesbian in college! 137 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:47,676 You-you said you'd never change 138 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:49,887 but-but here you are, just bumpin' tacos! 139 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:51,555 Ow! Ooo! 140 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:52,931 That promise is broken, 141 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,391 like your nose! 142 00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:58,020 And a lot more noses are going to get flattened around here 143 00:07:58,353 --> 00:08:01,106 if this travesty isn't removed 144 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,859 from my people's land immediately! 145 00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:07,529 Your people? I don't see any Native Americans around here! 146 00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:10,657 All I see are a bunch of white people in Tevas! 147 00:08:10,741 --> 00:08:11,825 Ooo? 148 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,035 In our flip-flops! 149 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:15,162 Well, we've got a Native American around here. 150 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:18,165 Somebody find Chief What's-his-face! 151 00:08:18,624 --> 00:08:21,293 - The Chief! -Somebody find the Chief! - Get the Chief! -Find him! 152 00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:24,838 Are you upset about the restaurant? 153 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:34,515 Wow, he's so noble! 154 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,893 See. Doesn't seem so upset to me, does he? 155 00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:40,521 Ah! 156 00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:41,980 Aaah! 157 00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:44,733 See he is upset! - (ALL): Yeah! 158 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:46,235 Come on! I know your type! 159 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:47,277 You're a fraud! 160 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:49,696 You don't care about the Chief! 161 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,114 I'll show you... 162 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:52,199 and you. 163 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:55,160 And you! 164 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,370 What did I do? 165 00:08:57,496 --> 00:08:59,164 I do not know, You just look like a dick. 166 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:01,124 Move it fatty! - Whoa! 167 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:07,214 В¶ When I rolled out of bed today, 168 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:10,926 В¶ Little did I know Wendy was gay, 169 00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:16,473 В¶ She dumped me for some hippie HO-O-O-E. 170 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:22,020 В¶ With hairy pits and a studded nose, 171 00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:25,858 В¶ She eats a snatch just like a pro, 172 00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:32,781 В¶ In a Jenna Jameson-like dyke porno. 173 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:37,452 В¶ A Femi-Nazi with no bra, 174 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:41,790 В¶ She will forbid a mГ©nage Г  troi, 175 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,335 В¶ With some 2 inch man-meat 176 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:47,921 В¶ Like moi. 177 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:52,926 В¶ That cunt-faced double dildo thief, 178 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:56,638 В¶ Don't know rubber cocks can't make true queef, 179 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,850 В¶ I will show them 180 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,603 В¶ where's the beef! 181 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,734 В¶ You elitist assholes 182 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,736 В¶ Full of shit, 183 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:15,574 В¶ I think I'll do the opposite. 184 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,995 В¶ If Wendy and her broad protest with this mob, 185 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:25,125 В¶ I think I'll go inside and get myself a job. 186 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:30,797 В¶ As Jesus said as he died, 187 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:35,093 В¶ Yo Bizatch! Revenge is a dish 188 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:38,764 В¶ best served fried! 189 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:51,276 В¶ She will see my cash increasing, 190 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:56,406 В¶ My pole she'll want to be greasing, 191 00:10:56,907 --> 00:11:01,745 В¶ With these hairy balls I know that she will never play, - But I love you, Arbie. 192 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:06,959 В¶ 'But I love you Arbie' she will say. - But I love you Arbie! 193 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:11,964 В¶ Then I'll go: 'Well, sorry Hon, now, I'm gay. ' Ha Ha Hah! 194 00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:15,634 В¶ As the prophet Mohamed said before he died, 195 00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:19,847 В¶ Nigga, please, this is my shit! 196 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,640 В¶ Revenge 197 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:28,981 В¶ is a dish best served fried! Ha! Ha! Hah! 198 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,945 В¶ (AMERIND) 199 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,864 ( THUNDER ) 200 00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:51,753 ВїQuГ© Г©stas pasando? 201 00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:05,350 Eeew! 202 00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:16,069 You the manager? 203 00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:17,362 You know it! 204 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,655 Denny's the name 205 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:21,158 and fast food franchise is my game! 206 00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:24,328 Well, that and Hungry Hungry Hippos. ( BOTH LAUGH ) 207 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,371 Give me a job! 208 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,748 I am a high school graduate 209 00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,208 Just-just tryin' to make his way 210 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,667 in this topsy-turvy world. 211 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:32,711 My life, it-it sucks! 212 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,087 My parents are retards, 213 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,339 and my one true love 214 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,926 is a left-wing lipstick lesbo liberal. 215 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,929 OK, you're hired! 216 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,348 Now, Arbie, this here is our new cook. 217 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,099 This here is Hamas. 218 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:48,519 Daagh! 219 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,395 It's not Hamas! 220 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:52,022 It's Humus. 221 00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:53,774 like the dip, Humus! 222 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,443 I swear, sometimes I get so angry, 223 00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:59,029 I just want to explode! ( ALL SHRIEK ) 224 00:13:00,239 --> 00:13:01,490 Heh! 225 00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,034 Metaphorically speaking of course! 226 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,954 Now, if you'll excuse me. 227 00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:10,916 Ha! See where affirmative action gets ya! 228 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:12,793 Now, I'll be watching you... 229 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:14,294 Al Jazeera. 230 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,714 Watching you like CNN! 231 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,760 Now Paco Bell, show Arbie here 232 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:24,388 how we make The General's Secret 2 Herb Chicken. 233 00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:31,520 ( SPUTTERING IN PAIN ) 234 00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:36,650 ( CONTINUES SPUTTERING ) 235 00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:40,529 Hey Denny, 236 00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:42,239 is it normal for chickens that have been 237 00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:43,657 dead and frozen for weeks 238 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,410 to scream in excruciating pain like that? 239 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,912 Ah, hell, Arbie, that wasn't a scream, 240 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,873 that was just um-ah, an air pocket 241 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,416 burstin' and um... 242 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,334 beggin' for help. - Hm. 243 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:55,586 Anyway, 244 00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:56,420 movin' on: 245 00:13:57,004 --> 00:14:00,048 This low-life hillbilly piece of trailer trash shit here: 246 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,259 this is... Carl Junior! 247 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,845 Ha, Ha, I know Arbie. 248 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:08,599 We was on the debatin' team in high school together. 249 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,559 That's right! 250 00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:13,770 You see, I was anti-bestiality and he was pro. 251 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:14,980 Eh heh hehh! 252 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,566 And look at you two now. 253 00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,067 Yeah! 254 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,485 Mm, mm, mmmh! 255 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:26,241 Hey, what the hell happened to the 256 00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,535 100% USDA-grade tolerable chicken 257 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:29,578 we thawed out for today? 258 00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:31,497 And who put these mysterious, 259 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,166 vein covered, pulsating eggs in this box? 260 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,126 ( BUZZING ) Mmuh mmuh! 261 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,544 Well don't just stand there Carl 262 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,796 get off your ass and go on and get some more chicken! 263 00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:43,842 And Paco, would you take those mysterious, pulsating, vein-covered eggs 264 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:46,136 and go and put them with the breakfast foods. 265 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,430 Let's go people! This place has got to work. 266 00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:50,390 This is my Grandmama's money we're talkin' about! 267 00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:52,643 And if this place tanks, well then, I'll be workin fast food 268 00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,394 like all of you jack-offs! 269 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,146 Well, what do I do? 270 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,231 You're the counter girl. 271 00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:58,649 Counter girl? 272 00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:00,984 Just a little nickname we have here at ACB. 273 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:01,985 Cool! 274 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,237 I'll go and get your skirt. 275 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,781 ( SIGHS ) 276 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,241 All right now, 277 00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:09,535 heads up back there, everybody. 278 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,829 We'll be opening up in five, 279 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,957 4, 3, 2 280 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,708 and 1! 281 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,462 We are open for business! 282 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:26,301 ( CRICKETS & WIND WHISTLING ) 283 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,762 Don't you worry now! 284 00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:30,889 This place will be flooded with people comin' by the car-load. 285 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,474 Any second now! 286 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,562 You fools! - Ow! 287 00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:39,857 You fools! You fools! You fools! 288 00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:41,191 This restaurant was built on 289 00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:42,776 on ancient Tromahawk tribe 290 00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:44,319 sacred Indian burial ground! 291 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,446 Get out while you still can! Get out! 292 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,575 Save yourselves! Save yourselves! 293 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,163 Um, I will have the Sloppy JosГ© Value meal. 294 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:57,791 And please substitute the cola with a Cluck-Work Orange. 295 00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:58,876 Thank You. 296 00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:00,586 ( ELECTRONIC CLUCK AND BELL ) 297 00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:01,962 Hey! 298 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,964 Aren't you the guy that lost all that weight 299 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:06,049 eating those fast food hero sandwiches? 300 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,509 Jared, right? 301 00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:11,263 Wow! You are such an inspiration! 302 00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:12,639 And you kept the weight off! 303 00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:13,640 How did you do it? 304 00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,767 It's all about moderation my boy. 305 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:19,396 Now you get me that low-fat, sausage flavored, chicken meal 306 00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:22,107 with The General's low-carb mashed potatoes! 307 00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,692 And don't you even think of skimpin' 308 00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:25,444 on The General's all soy gravy. 309 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,820 You got it Jared. 310 00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:29,489 Guys, I need you to 'pork a chicken' 311 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:32,326 and don't hold back on the protein gravy. 312 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,996 ВЎEi! ВЎEi! ВЎCaliente! 313 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,039 Heads up, Humus! 314 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,374 Haah! 315 00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:55,933 Gravy! 316 00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:04,358 Potatoes and gravy! 317 00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:10,489 Huh? 318 00:17:10,531 --> 00:17:12,199 Hmm... hmm- 319 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,622 Wow, Jared! 320 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:22,835 ( LOUDLY GULPING DOWN ) ( BELCHES ) 321 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,461 ( FARTS ) 322 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,215 Augh! Augh! ( FARTS ) 323 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,425 Bathroom? ( FARTS ) Where? ( FARTS ) 324 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:31,468 NOW! 325 00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:37,391 Way to go Jared! 326 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:42,187 Aaah! 327 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,483 Mmmh. 328 00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:48,235 Hmm ah! 329 00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:51,363 ( DIARRHEA ) 330 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,074 Good gravy! 331 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,077 ( GAS / DIARRHEA SOUNDS FROM BATHROOM ) 332 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:57,494 I'll have a- 333 00:17:57,536 --> 00:17:59,746 Are you working here, just to upset me? 334 00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,833 I mean, how could you leave me for Sappho B. Anthony out there? 335 00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:05,043 Do you hear this? 336 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:09,423 (Jared in bathroom): Oh I can't stop shitting! ( SOUNDS FROM BATHROOM CONTINUE) 337 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,342 That's the sound of my aching heart. 338 00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:14,011 Aaah! ( SPLASH ) 339 00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:16,013 Today is not about us. 340 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,807 Just look at the atrocities American Chicken Bunker 341 00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,893 performs on the chickens that you serve 342 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:21,935 to the ignorant masses! 343 00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:26,106 ( BATHROOM SOUNDS ) It's like my ass is on fire! Aaah! ( BATHROOM SOUNDS ) 344 00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:34,072 ( JARED ): Why can't I stop shitting? ( BATHROOM SOUNDS CONTINUE ) 345 00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:39,244 ( JARED ): It's like I'm a geyser! 346 00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:42,039 (JARED ): A shit geyser! Aaaah! 347 00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:44,625 So I am sure, 348 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,710 that after hearing all this information, 349 00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:48,795 everyone here will realize that it is wrong 350 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,464 to eat any type of meat. 351 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,591 ( JARED FARTING ): Where the fuck is the toilet paper? 352 00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:53,634 Wendy! 353 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:54,801 Be careful! 354 00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:56,136 He's Dangerous! 355 00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,555 He might try and serve you some 356 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,974 fried artery-clogging flesh! 357 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,060 At least I'm man enough to have a job 358 00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:04,019 and support my family 359 00:19:04,061 --> 00:19:05,437 at $ 3.50 an hour! 360 00:19:06,063 --> 00:19:07,898 ( EXHALES ) I mean, what are you doing besides trying 361 00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:11,276 to bring down a successful business man like General Lee Roy? 362 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,861 By attacking the General, 363 00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:14,404 you are attacking America! 364 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,031 Yes! 365 00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:17,115 My people! 366 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,367 America! 367 00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:20,244 The only other place in the world 368 00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:22,329 besides France, Canada, 369 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,122 Czech Republic, and Outer Mongolia 370 00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:26,083 where a rank and file member 371 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,417 of the Georgia Chapter, KKK 372 00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:30,170 can rise above his humble up-bringing 373 00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:32,631 and become President and CEO 374 00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:36,510 of one of the world's most largest and powerful corporations. 375 00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:38,512 So tell me, Micki 376 00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:42,683 What are you doing besides trying to bring down America? 377 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:44,935 Yeah! ( CHEERING ) 378 00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:49,022 U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! 379 00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:51,692 Aaugh! 380 00:19:53,402 --> 00:19:55,821 Baby Killer! - Uff! 381 00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,909 No, wait, wait, wait. No, wait! 382 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,745 There is a lot of bad blood between us. 383 00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:05,831 We should be making love, 384 00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:07,082 not war. 385 00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:10,294 ( BOTH ): You're right 386 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:14,047 Oh, well, you know it baby! 387 00:20:14,298 --> 00:20:15,299 Now eat my meat, 388 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,383 you vegan whores! 389 00:20:43,035 --> 00:20:44,077 Aaa! 390 00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:14,816 Hi, Arbie! 391 00:21:16,527 --> 00:21:17,569 Augh! 392 00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:18,278 Arbie! 393 00:21:18,362 --> 00:21:19,279 Arbie! 394 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:20,364 Arbie! 395 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,365 Arbie! 396 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:22,449 Arbie! 397 00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:23,450 Arbie! 398 00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:24,535 Arbie! 399 00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:25,536 Arbie! 400 00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:26,203 Oh Wendy! 401 00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:28,080 Oh Micki's on my radar! 402 00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:30,791 here comes the heat-seeking moisture missile! 403 00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:32,334 Arbie! Arbie! 404 00:21:33,669 --> 00:21:34,419 Arbie! 405 00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:38,340 Huh? 406 00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:41,051 ( CRICKETS ) 407 00:21:41,093 --> 00:21:42,427 Ah- 408 00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:45,055 Ah- 409 00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:47,099 I was, um- 410 00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:48,475 I was just thinking about the poor 411 00:21:48,517 --> 00:21:50,686 chickens, that's all. 412 00:21:51,228 --> 00:21:52,771 I'm sorry, Arbie, but 413 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,190 how could I ever love someone 414 00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:56,817 who wants me to eat cock? 415 00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:58,819 ( CRIES ) 416 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,115 ( DIARRHEA ) 417 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:06,660 Oh my poor ass! Oh! 418 00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:12,374 What the hell was that? 419 00:22:15,002 --> 00:22:16,044 ( GURGLING ) 420 00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:18,338 Oh, I have to shit 421 00:22:23,552 --> 00:22:27,097 Oh my God! What hell was that? 422 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:29,892 ( STEPS AND CROWING ) 423 00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:32,227 Aaah! 424 00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,316 There's somebody in my stomach! 425 00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:39,193 Get-get out of my belly! 426 00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:42,946 Ah! Aaah! Aaaah!- 427 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:49,077 I got to get off this toilet! Aaaah! 428 00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:52,789 ( THUD ) ( DIARRHEA ) 429 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:55,751 ( SCREAMS ) 430 00:23:07,012 --> 00:23:07,429 Ugh! 431 00:23:09,223 --> 00:23:10,599 Aaah! 432 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,399 В¶ ( ANGELIC CHOIR ) 433 00:23:20,192 --> 00:23:21,485 ( KNOCKING ) 434 00:23:21,902 --> 00:23:23,153 Jared, are you all right? 435 00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:24,321 Oh, oh, oh- 436 00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:27,866 - Oh my God! 437 00:23:28,909 --> 00:23:31,495 I'm skinny! I'm skinny! 438 00:23:31,495 --> 00:23:33,914 Yip yip yahoo! - Hey, Jared? 439 00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,127 Hey, Denny! 440 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:41,380 (SCREAMING): Hey Denny! 441 00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:43,298 What is it now Arbie boy, is it- 442 00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:46,802 Oh, shit! 443 00:23:46,844 --> 00:23:49,137 The guy, the guy who did this, he's gone! 444 00:23:49,346 --> 00:23:50,347 He just disappeared! 445 00:23:50,389 --> 00:23:52,266 Well would you stick around to apologize 446 00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:54,142 if you shit up a bathroom this bad, Arbie? 447 00:23:55,102 --> 00:23:56,186 God Damned Honkies! 448 00:23:56,228 --> 00:23:58,730 They're always waitin' for the Black Man to clean up their mess! 449 00:23:59,064 --> 00:24:01,275 You see, Arbie, the same shit happened in Vietnam! 450 00:24:01,316 --> 00:24:03,485 The White Man thought the Yellow Man was turnin' red, 451 00:24:03,527 --> 00:24:06,238 and so he sent the Black Man in to clean up his mess, Arbie! 452 00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:14,746 Oh! 453 00:24:16,123 --> 00:24:17,040 Ooh! 454 00:24:17,082 --> 00:24:18,292 Well God Dammit, Arbie, 455 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:20,210 I ain't doin' this shit this time! 456 00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:21,253 Why not? 457 00:24:21,295 --> 00:24:22,296 Because you're doin' it! 458 00:24:22,421 --> 00:24:25,215 Now you take this mother fuckin' mop 459 00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:26,466 and get to it! 460 00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:41,815 В¶ All of these fried chicken wings that I'm serving, 461 00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:50,073 В¶ They make me yearn for your breasts, legs and thighs. 462 00:24:52,159 --> 00:24:55,996 В¶ My hunger for you is unswerving, 463 00:24:58,415 --> 00:25:04,838 В¶ Without you, my heart starves and dies. 464 00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:14,264 В¶ All these protests and speeches I'm making, 465 00:25:17,267 --> 00:25:22,898 В¶ To end chicken suffering and slaughter. 466 00:25:23,315 --> 00:25:29,696 В¶ His only response is that I'm faking, 467 00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:32,699 В¶ That I'm gay, 468 00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:37,371 В¶ Like Dick Cheney's daughter. 469 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:46,672 В¶ My meat in your buns makes such special sauce. 470 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:52,427 В¶ Gay seems my way to quote Robert Frost. 471 00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:57,432 В¶ Could be nostalgia for all that is lost, 472 00:25:57,432 --> 00:26:01,061 В¶ Could it be that our love is star crossed? 473 00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:02,104 В¶ Woaaah, 474 00:26:02,229 --> 00:26:07,442 В¶ I sure miss getting my salad tossed. 475 00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:13,490 В¶ You are my fries and your shake makes me shiver, 476 00:26:14,408 --> 00:26:18,078 В¶ You're a happy meal sent from above. 477 00:26:18,579 --> 00:26:22,541 В¶ Can this drive-thru called life deliver, 478 00:26:22,583 --> 00:26:26,503 В¶ a heavenly slow fast food love? 479 00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:32,759 В¶ Since that night all I have is self-pleasure. 480 00:26:34,970 --> 00:26:41,643 В¶ Bumping uglies real hard we did grind. 481 00:26:45,522 --> 00:26:49,443 В¶ With tissue and hand cream I try to remember, 482 00:26:51,028 --> 00:26:52,613 В¶ How you stuck this thing, 483 00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:57,367 В¶ How you stuck this thing up my rear ender. 484 00:26:57,701 --> 00:27:01,580 В¶ Whooh-oooh-oooh 485 00:27:02,623 --> 00:27:09,046 В¶ With my partner in bed I am yearning, 486 00:27:09,087 --> 00:27:15,552 В¶ To feel pleasure and passion that's true. 487 00:27:16,136 --> 00:27:22,392 В¶ But only thoughts of you kept me burning, 488 00:27:22,935 --> 00:27:23,977 В¶ Ah- 489 00:27:24,061 --> 00:27:30,859 В¶ Memories of your beef make me stew. 490 00:27:35,239 --> 00:27:39,827 В¶ If hearts were like chickens, yours I'd defrost, 491 00:27:39,868 --> 00:27:46,834 В¶ To reclaim true love what is the cost? 492 00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:50,671 В¶ Could be nostalgia for all that is lost. 493 00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:55,384 В¶ Could it be that our love is star crossed? 494 00:27:55,425 --> 00:27:59,555 В¶ Whoa, I sure miss getting my salad tossed. 495 00:28:02,975 --> 00:28:07,145 В¶ You are my fries and your shake makes me shiver. 496 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:11,525 В¶ You're a happy meal sent from above. 497 00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:15,696 В¶ Can this drive-thru called life deliver, 498 00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:19,867 В¶ A heavenly slow fast food love? 499 00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:21,618 В¶... 500 00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:55,694 В¶ Could be nostalgia for all that is lost. 501 00:28:55,736 --> 00:28:59,156 В¶ Could it be that our love is star crossed? 502 00:28:59,156 --> 00:29:00,199 В¶ Woah! 503 00:29:00,491 --> 00:29:05,829 В¶ I sure miss getting my salad tossed. 504 00:29:08,916 --> 00:29:12,794 В¶ You are my fries and your shake makes me shiver, 505 00:29:13,003 --> 00:29:16,757 В¶ You're a happy meal sent from above. 506 00:29:17,508 --> 00:29:20,511 В¶ Can this drive-thru called life deliver 507 00:29:20,552 --> 00:29:23,555 В¶ A heavenly slow 508 00:29:23,597 --> 00:29:25,807 В¶ Fast food love? 509 00:29:25,849 --> 00:29:28,018 В¶ A heavenly slow 510 00:29:28,435 --> 00:29:33,649 В¶ Fast food love. 511 00:29:33,899 --> 00:29:35,567 ( 'AUDIENCE' CHEERS & APPLAUSE HEARD ) 512 00:29:46,620 --> 00:29:47,663 ( AUTO HORN ) 513 00:29:49,289 --> 00:29:50,666 ( COCKS CROWING ) 514 00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:54,294 ( RAPID HORN HONKING ) 515 00:30:05,639 --> 00:30:07,015 ( LAUGHING ) 516 00:30:07,015 --> 00:30:08,642 General! 517 00:30:08,684 --> 00:30:11,478 It's a-a pleasure to meet you sir. 518 00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:15,065 I've been waitin' for this moment for a long time now. General, I'd like to say- 519 00:30:15,065 --> 00:30:16,608 Well, thank you, thank you, Danny, 520 00:30:16,650 --> 00:30:18,277 I appreciate that. Thank you. 521 00:30:18,318 --> 00:30:19,278 That's ah... Denny. 522 00:30:19,319 --> 00:30:20,362 That's... good for you! 523 00:30:20,654 --> 00:30:22,990 Good Mornin' Tromaville! 524 00:30:22,990 --> 00:30:24,741 Y'all look lovely! 525 00:30:24,783 --> 00:30:25,784 Ha Ha Ha! 526 00:30:27,744 --> 00:30:29,913 Hippies? Protest signs? 527 00:30:29,955 --> 00:30:31,832 Open expression of political thoughts! 528 00:30:34,793 --> 00:30:35,127 Wha- 529 00:30:35,169 --> 00:30:36,712 We will never rest 530 00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:38,797 while big business tramples over 531 00:30:38,839 --> 00:30:42,259 the rich history and culture of the Native Americans. 532 00:30:42,259 --> 00:30:44,344 While simultaneously slaughtering... 533 00:30:44,386 --> 00:30:45,262 Countless... 534 00:30:45,304 --> 00:30:46,013 Innocent... 535 00:30:46,054 --> 00:30:46,763 Chickens! 536 00:30:49,850 --> 00:30:51,226 ( SLURPING ) 537 00:30:52,811 --> 00:30:53,854 Aaah! 538 00:30:54,855 --> 00:30:57,900 Now, ho ho! Settle down there young man! 539 00:30:57,941 --> 00:30:59,443 Settle down now! 540 00:30:59,568 --> 00:31:01,653 The General has provided 541 00:31:01,653 --> 00:31:03,322 ample accommodations 542 00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:04,990 For your displaced, 543 00:31:05,032 --> 00:31:06,992 dead, Red Men. 544 00:31:07,826 --> 00:31:11,455 They have gone to a better place. 545 00:31:12,623 --> 00:31:14,416 ( FLIES BUZZING ) Ugh! 546 00:31:17,002 --> 00:31:21,590 All I want to do is provide for these poor, hungry, souls. 547 00:31:21,632 --> 00:31:22,341 Hit it! 548 00:31:23,383 --> 00:31:25,552 Ah one, and ah two, and ah three! 549 00:31:26,261 --> 00:31:28,347 В¶ Troubled angry faces, 550 00:31:28,347 --> 00:31:30,390 В¶ Confusion all about, 551 00:31:30,974 --> 00:31:32,851 В¶ Tell me all of your concerns 552 00:31:32,893 --> 00:31:34,728 В¶ And I'll sort your problems out. 553 00:31:35,145 --> 00:31:37,314 В¶ Well I use to be quite slim you see, 554 00:31:37,356 --> 00:31:39,525 В¶ But thanks to the fast food industry, 555 00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:40,442 В¶ I've gained some weight, 556 00:31:40,776 --> 00:31:41,777 В¶ I'm big and fat, 557 00:31:41,818 --> 00:31:43,987 В¶ What do you got to say about that? 558 00:31:44,112 --> 00:31:46,281 В¶ What do you got to say about that? 559 00:31:46,323 --> 00:31:48,283 В¶ It's not our fault, our food's nutritious, 560 00:31:48,325 --> 00:31:50,160 В¶ Somewhat fresh and quite delicious, 561 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:51,954 В¶ Your big fat mouth tells big fat lies, 562 00:31:51,995 --> 00:31:54,623 В¶ So plug it up with our large fried thigh! 563 00:31:54,665 --> 00:31:57,251 В¶ Independent businesses are hard to find, 564 00:31:57,292 --> 00:31:59,002 В¶ Corporate whores you and your kind, 565 00:31:59,044 --> 00:32:01,463 В¶ Force them all close up shop, 566 00:32:01,505 --> 00:32:03,632 В¶ What about all the Moms and the Pops? 567 00:32:03,674 --> 00:32:05,843 В¶ What about all the Moms and the Pops? 568 00:32:05,884 --> 00:32:08,011 В¶ Screw those two-bit corner stores, 569 00:32:08,095 --> 00:32:10,055 В¶ We can offer so much more, 570 00:32:10,097 --> 00:32:11,682 В¶ Leave those relics in the past, 571 00:32:11,723 --> 00:32:13,100 В¶ Do you want quality, 572 00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:14,768 В¶ Or do you want it fast? 573 00:32:16,144 --> 00:32:17,688 В¶... 574 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,573 В¶ Mexicans with no green cards, 575 00:32:27,614 --> 00:32:29,741 В¶ Zit faced teens and poor retards, 576 00:32:29,783 --> 00:32:31,451 В¶ On unskilled labor your business thrives. 577 00:32:31,493 --> 00:32:35,122 В¶ While these poor folks 578 00:32:35,164 --> 00:32:40,502 В¶ Barely survive. 579 00:32:40,544 --> 00:32:44,548 В¶ We pay them fair for what they do, 580 00:32:44,590 --> 00:32:48,969 В¶ Who wants to hire them, surely not you. 581 00:32:52,723 --> 00:32:58,353 В¶ I'm a saint and I-I really care, 582 00:32:58,395 --> 00:33:03,984 В¶ I keep those schmucks off welfare. 583 00:33:04,818 --> 00:33:08,405 В¶ Fast food is being advertised, 584 00:33:08,447 --> 00:33:12,034 В¶ On children's T.V. stations 585 00:33:12,034 --> 00:33:16,497 В¶ And being sold in elementary schools 586 00:33:16,538 --> 00:33:21,210 В¶ To kids across the nation. 587 00:33:21,210 --> 00:33:23,462 В¶ Toddlers eat fatty foods 588 00:33:23,504 --> 00:33:26,381 В¶ And keep shitty toys hocked by the star. 589 00:33:27,883 --> 00:33:30,677 В¶ Mind control the population, 590 00:33:30,761 --> 00:33:33,514 В¶ Corporate fiends you've gone too far, 591 00:33:36,058 --> 00:33:40,270 В¶ Degenerate fucks, you've gone too far! 592 00:33:45,108 --> 00:33:47,277 В¶ The kids learn arithmetic, 593 00:33:47,319 --> 00:33:50,197 В¶ By counting calories. 594 00:33:50,239 --> 00:33:53,116 В¶ And looking at our menus, 595 00:33:53,158 --> 00:33:55,994 В¶ Helps them learn to read. 596 00:33:56,078 --> 00:33:59,081 В¶ Little scientists can analyze 597 00:33:59,122 --> 00:34:02,084 В¶ The ingredients in our food. 598 00:34:03,126 --> 00:34:04,711 В¶ As long as they don't tell Mom and Dad 599 00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:06,797 В¶ And get our asses sued! 600 00:34:08,298 --> 00:34:09,675 Aaah! 601 00:34:10,717 --> 00:34:13,971 В¶ So my friends don't fight temptation, 602 00:34:14,012 --> 00:34:17,182 В¶ Give yourselves some taste sensation. 603 00:34:17,182 --> 00:34:19,393 В¶Our Extreme Chicken Supreme is made 604 00:34:19,393 --> 00:34:21,478 В¶ With three different kinds of cheeses! 605 00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:23,856 В¶ American Chicken Bunker! 606 00:34:23,897 --> 00:34:27,025 В¶ We are more popular than Jesus! 607 00:34:27,109 --> 00:34:30,362 (CROWD) Our Father, who art in heaven... 608 00:34:30,404 --> 00:34:31,405 Hallowed be thy name... 609 00:34:32,948 --> 00:34:35,492 (Announcer): Well, Colonel Cluck has a better ad campaign than Jesus. 610 00:34:59,808 --> 00:35:01,185 Augh! 611 00:35:11,028 --> 00:35:11,862 This sucks! 612 00:35:21,663 --> 00:35:25,083 And now the most important part... 613 00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:27,711 The 'Secret Zest Sauce!' 614 00:35:28,462 --> 00:35:30,547 Bhuh? Huh? 615 00:35:40,974 --> 00:35:44,186 Ach! God! Gross! I need a napkin. 616 00:35:44,603 --> 00:35:46,522 Is this what you're looking for? 617 00:35:46,855 --> 00:35:48,232 ( SCREAMS ) 618 00:35:52,110 --> 00:35:57,866 Oh my God! A giant old chicken! Please don't eat me! Oh, my God! 619 00:35:58,033 --> 00:35:59,493 No, no, no. Take it easy! 620 00:36:01,829 --> 00:36:04,498 Relax son. Relax. 621 00:36:04,748 --> 00:36:07,000 Yeah, I guess a giant evil chicken is a bit far-fetched. 622 00:36:07,042 --> 00:36:08,544 I- I'm Arbie. 623 00:36:08,585 --> 00:36:10,546 I haven't met you yet, this is my first day here. 624 00:36:10,587 --> 00:36:11,588 When did you start? 625 00:36:11,922 --> 00:36:13,465 I've always been here. 626 00:36:13,507 --> 00:36:16,093 They said you can take smoke breaks every 2 hours. 627 00:36:16,718 --> 00:36:17,678 You look young. 628 00:36:17,678 --> 00:36:19,137 I was young once. 629 00:36:19,763 --> 00:36:23,600 Full of hopes and dreams, until... 630 00:36:23,642 --> 00:36:24,184 until... 631 00:36:24,226 --> 00:36:26,436 HEY! Who's tellin' this story schmuck? 632 00:36:27,479 --> 00:36:28,814 I was going to go to college, 633 00:36:28,856 --> 00:36:29,857 get a degree. 634 00:36:30,899 --> 00:36:33,193 But Mom, Mom was a retard 635 00:36:33,193 --> 00:36:34,945 and Dad got blind and 636 00:36:34,945 --> 00:36:36,613 had to support 'em. 637 00:36:36,655 --> 00:36:38,157 So I took this shitty job 638 00:36:38,198 --> 00:36:40,492 at American Chicken Bunker and 639 00:36:40,492 --> 00:36:41,869 been here ever since. 640 00:36:43,203 --> 00:36:44,371 But I don't mind. 641 00:36:45,414 --> 00:36:48,208 Another 13 years and I'll have enough money 642 00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:51,044 to be reunited with my best girl at college. 643 00:36:51,753 --> 00:36:53,297 Wendy. 644 00:36:53,338 --> 00:36:54,798 I had a girlfriend named Wendy! 645 00:36:55,841 --> 00:36:58,552 But... now she's a lesbian. 646 00:36:58,635 --> 00:37:00,095 Aren't they all? 647 00:37:02,598 --> 00:37:05,267 Oh man, this thong is chaffin' my balls. 648 00:37:05,309 --> 00:37:07,519 God Damn my crank, I can't get it out of my- 649 00:37:07,519 --> 00:37:09,354 ( Thunder ) Oh shit, ah, ah! 650 00:37:10,647 --> 00:37:11,565 That's strange! 651 00:37:11,773 --> 00:37:13,817 The weather man didn't say anything about 652 00:37:13,859 --> 00:37:15,861 thunderstorms in windowless basements. 653 00:37:16,445 --> 00:37:17,946 ( CRACK OF THUNDER ) 654 00:37:21,408 --> 00:37:22,409 You see Humus, 655 00:37:22,409 --> 00:37:25,704 I am doing this because I am a freedom fighter. ( SHE GASPS ) 656 00:37:25,871 --> 00:37:29,917 I am Che Guevara, Martin Sheen, and Janeane Garofalo 657 00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:31,710 rolled into one fabulous burrito 658 00:37:31,752 --> 00:37:33,670 of political activism. 659 00:37:34,421 --> 00:37:35,923 By masturbating in this food 660 00:37:35,964 --> 00:37:37,424 I am waking up the world! 661 00:37:37,758 --> 00:37:39,760 ВЎViva la revoluciГіn! 662 00:37:40,344 --> 00:37:41,595 Oh Yeah! 663 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:44,223 La revoluciГіn is cuming! 664 00:37:44,264 --> 00:37:45,265 Oooh! 665 00:37:45,682 --> 00:37:49,102 Ricky Martin, let me cum in your eye! 666 00:37:49,102 --> 00:37:50,604 Ah! Ah! ( SQUIRT ) 667 00:37:53,815 --> 00:37:56,026 ( CLUCKING ) Humus, I respect your rights 668 00:37:56,026 --> 00:37:56,902 to pray and practice 669 00:37:56,944 --> 00:37:58,695 of a legend different from my own, 670 00:37:59,363 --> 00:38:01,532 but that strange clucking sound is very distracting! 671 00:38:02,157 --> 00:38:03,826 Can you at least pray facing that way. 672 00:38:04,368 --> 00:38:07,788 After all, isn't Mecca over there? 673 00:38:07,788 --> 00:38:09,206 'Ghumm?' 674 00:38:16,004 --> 00:38:17,381 ( HUMUS GASPS ) 675 00:38:19,174 --> 00:38:20,551 Aaah! 676 00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:23,303 ( PACO SCREAMS ) 677 00:38:26,765 --> 00:38:28,058 ( SCREAMING CONTINUES ) 678 00:38:30,477 --> 00:38:32,020 ( SCREAMING ENDS ) ( MACHINE CONTINUES ) 679 00:38:33,689 --> 00:38:34,940 ( SCREAMING BEGINS AGAIN ) 680 00:38:57,004 --> 00:38:58,589 Motha' Fucker! 681 00:38:58,589 --> 00:38:59,923 Oh, Shiite! 682 00:38:59,923 --> 00:39:02,676 Well Allah be a monk's uncle! 683 00:39:02,718 --> 00:39:05,470 The burka bimbo's a murderer! 684 00:39:05,554 --> 00:39:06,680 It wasn't me! 685 00:39:06,722 --> 00:39:08,182 It was the chicken! 686 00:39:08,223 --> 00:39:09,600 Just like you people. 687 00:39:09,641 --> 00:39:11,977 If it's not the Jews or-or the Americans, 688 00:39:12,019 --> 00:39:14,313 Well then, it must be the chickens, huh? 689 00:39:14,354 --> 00:39:14,938 HUH! 690 00:39:15,063 --> 00:39:16,148 Hey man, Did you hear that 691 00:39:16,190 --> 00:39:18,400 screaming and grinding homosexual Mexican 692 00:39:18,442 --> 00:39:19,943 dying a terrible death sound? 693 00:39:21,111 --> 00:39:22,988 Look kid, don't waste your whole life here like I did! 694 00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:24,865 You've gotta get out! Do something! Do something! 695 00:39:24,865 --> 00:39:26,408 All right... OK... Relax! 696 00:39:27,034 --> 00:39:28,494 Now this is just a temporary situation, 697 00:39:28,535 --> 00:39:29,953 I got it all mapped out! 698 00:39:30,162 --> 00:39:30,913 Sure you do. 699 00:39:32,164 --> 00:39:33,624 Nigger, please. 700 00:39:34,041 --> 00:39:35,751 В¶ Come gather round Arbie, 701 00:39:35,792 --> 00:39:38,128 В¶ Now haven't you heard, 702 00:39:38,420 --> 00:39:40,339 В¶ A career in fast food 703 00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:42,299 В¶ Is like polishing turds. 704 00:39:42,716 --> 00:39:44,134 В¶ It may shine like a diamond, 705 00:39:44,176 --> 00:39:46,345 В¶ or sparkle a bit. 706 00:39:47,054 --> 00:39:48,472 В¶ But a turd is a turd, 707 00:39:48,514 --> 00:39:52,809 В¶ It's still just a shit! 708 00:39:52,893 --> 00:39:56,939 В¶ I hear what you're saying, You crazy old man, 709 00:39:56,980 --> 00:40:00,943 В¶ But riches and bitches are part of my plan. 710 00:40:01,235 --> 00:40:05,113 В¶ A career in fast food, although at first seems untrendy, 711 00:40:05,155 --> 00:40:10,244 В¶ Might win me the heart of my dear Wendy. 712 00:40:11,787 --> 00:40:15,958 В¶ Just look at me how pathetic I stand, 713 00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:20,212 В¶ Alone in this land. 714 00:40:20,254 --> 00:40:25,342 В¶ No chance for romance, just my dick in my hand. 715 00:40:27,344 --> 00:40:30,764 В¶ No chance for romancement, boy why can't you see? 716 00:40:30,806 --> 00:40:35,102 В¶ Just minimum wage through rotisserie, 717 00:40:35,143 --> 00:40:38,897 В¶ So smarten up dumbass before it's too late, 718 00:40:38,939 --> 00:40:41,525 В¶ Earn your B.F.A. or you're 719 00:40:41,608 --> 00:40:41,733 F 720 00:40:41,817 --> 00:40:42,192 U 721 00:40:42,234 --> 00:40:42,901 C 722 00:40:42,943 --> 00:40:43,610 K- ed 723 00:40:45,154 --> 00:40:49,324 В¶ A Bachelors of Fine Arts is for rich snobby queers, 724 00:40:49,366 --> 00:40:53,453 В¶ For me it's just debt for another 4 years, 725 00:40:53,495 --> 00:40:58,041 В¶ Nope, I'm soaring on wings fried golden brown, 726 00:40:58,083 --> 00:41:02,588 В¶ On these flightless birds right out of this town. 727 00:41:05,090 --> 00:41:08,552 В¶ So listen old man, why can't you see 728 00:41:09,136 --> 00:41:13,515 В¶ Hydrogenated trans fat, MSG, 729 00:41:13,557 --> 00:41:16,810 В¶ Plus phosphoric acid means gravy for me. 730 00:41:16,852 --> 00:41:20,063 В¶ Once I was young my strings were all strung, 731 00:41:20,105 --> 00:41:24,902 В¶ but dreams and ambitions have all turned to dung, 732 00:41:24,943 --> 00:41:29,072 В¶ I chose to fry now how dumb was I, 733 00:41:29,114 --> 00:41:31,992 В¶ All that's left for me 734 00:41:32,034 --> 00:41:35,954 В¶ Now is to die! 735 00:41:36,580 --> 00:41:41,084 В¶ Yeah well, that's not for me, I got a 'Plan B!' 736 00:41:41,084 --> 00:41:45,130 В¶ I know it's legit, it's get on TV, 737 00:41:45,172 --> 00:41:48,884 В¶ I'll be all that I can be, 738 00:41:48,884 --> 00:41:50,469 В¶ In the army! 739 00:41:50,886 --> 00:41:52,763 В¶ In the army! 740 00:41:52,763 --> 00:41:55,307 В¶ Ah, ah, oh! 741 00:41:57,017 --> 00:42:00,562 В¶ Eh, you young punks, you got brains of bricks 742 00:42:01,396 --> 00:42:03,106 В¶ You only think with your dicks. 743 00:42:03,106 --> 00:42:05,275 В¶ Yeah, well you old farts are depressing. 744 00:42:05,317 --> 00:42:07,569 В¶ Now where's that ranch dressing? 745 00:42:07,986 --> 00:42:09,071 Well, see ya around old guy, 746 00:42:09,112 --> 00:42:11,532 who seems to know a lot about me for no apparent reason. 747 00:42:11,615 --> 00:42:12,783 Oh, and by the way, 748 00:42:13,075 --> 00:42:14,952 you got served! 749 00:42:15,369 --> 00:42:16,411 Now Dopey! 750 00:42:16,954 --> 00:42:17,579 Denny! 751 00:42:17,663 --> 00:42:19,039 I believe the ninja. 752 00:42:19,873 --> 00:42:22,584 Paco probably slipped on that unassuming chicken carcass 753 00:42:22,876 --> 00:42:25,712 that is inexplicably attached to the grinder's on/off switch. 754 00:42:26,129 --> 00:42:27,464 So get back to work everybody, 755 00:42:27,506 --> 00:42:28,799 we got a franchise to run! 756 00:42:28,841 --> 00:42:29,883 Look, sir, you can't be serious. 757 00:42:29,925 --> 00:42:31,760 A man just died in there! 758 00:42:31,969 --> 00:42:33,971 Shut your pie-hole, Dinky! 759 00:42:34,471 --> 00:42:37,099 Take this camel jockey out back and hose her down! 760 00:42:37,599 --> 00:42:39,476 When you're clean, come back in here 761 00:42:39,518 --> 00:42:41,144 gather up all this meat 762 00:42:41,144 --> 00:42:44,064 and let's slap together three racks of Sloppy Pacos! 763 00:42:44,481 --> 00:42:47,192 Oh, Uh, I mean Sloppy JosГ©s. ( LAUGHS ) 764 00:42:47,568 --> 00:42:49,486 Hey, hey! Where's Paco? 765 00:42:52,948 --> 00:42:54,324 Uh- 766 00:42:54,700 --> 00:42:57,286 Well I, ah- 767 00:42:57,327 --> 00:43:00,914 Well, I gave him the afternoon off. -Yeah. - ( LAUGHS ) That's what I did. 768 00:43:01,957 --> 00:43:03,250 Huh. 769 00:43:08,839 --> 00:43:10,132 Bbbh! 770 00:43:11,466 --> 00:43:12,801 ( LAUGHS ) 771 00:43:12,885 --> 00:43:14,678 Huh. Ah. 772 00:43:16,054 --> 00:43:17,431 Auu! 773 00:43:21,310 --> 00:43:22,603 Okay! 774 00:43:22,644 --> 00:43:24,229 And counter girl! 775 00:43:24,646 --> 00:43:27,107 Never, ever, leave your register! 776 00:43:27,441 --> 00:43:29,735 Who knows what that mob of customers could be doing right now! 777 00:43:30,861 --> 00:43:33,071 В¶ (UPBEAT GUITAR MUSIC ) 778 00:43:37,159 --> 00:43:39,536 Now, Dewey- - That's Denny! 779 00:43:39,536 --> 00:43:40,996 Like the country! 780 00:43:41,830 --> 00:43:43,123 Ah-ew! 781 00:43:43,540 --> 00:43:45,167 Whatever! We're stayin' open! 782 00:43:45,167 --> 00:43:46,877 Well, listen sir, I don't- - Now, now, now! 783 00:43:46,877 --> 00:43:47,878 Yeah I know, I know, I know 784 00:43:48,545 --> 00:43:51,673 Sure, sure, Paco had a horrible accident and died. 785 00:43:51,673 --> 00:43:52,716 But don't you worry, 786 00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:57,262 American Chicken Bunker will pay him for the full day. ( LAUGHS) 787 00:43:57,930 --> 00:44:00,098 And for God's sakes, keep your yap shut! 788 00:44:01,141 --> 00:44:03,227 All I need is for those Hippies out there to find out 789 00:44:03,268 --> 00:44:05,812 somebody died here on opening day. 790 00:44:06,772 --> 00:44:07,731 Even if it was just a 791 00:44:07,731 --> 00:44:08,649 filthy, 792 00:44:08,690 --> 00:44:09,608 illiterate, 793 00:44:09,691 --> 00:44:11,360 Homo-Mexican. 794 00:44:12,945 --> 00:44:14,571 В¶ ( DRAMATIC 795 00:44:17,199 --> 00:44:19,284 My grandmamma is goin' to be so mad! 796 00:44:20,869 --> 00:44:21,703 Shit! 797 00:44:22,621 --> 00:44:23,997 I'm leavin'. Shit! 798 00:44:28,377 --> 00:44:30,045 That chicken! 799 00:44:30,045 --> 00:44:32,840 The chicken has declared jihad on us all! 800 00:44:34,716 --> 00:44:36,385 Hm! That reminds me, 801 00:44:37,135 --> 00:44:38,470 I need to get a tampon. 802 00:44:40,389 --> 00:44:41,890 В¶ ( BANJO ) 803 00:44:44,935 --> 00:44:46,395 Yeah! 804 00:44:47,354 --> 00:44:50,149 That's one 'baaad' chicken! 805 00:44:50,607 --> 00:44:52,484 Heh, heh, heh, heh- 806 00:44:53,610 --> 00:44:55,779 Hey Father O'Houlihan, back for seconds? 807 00:44:55,904 --> 00:44:57,656 Arbie, I don't mean to complain, 808 00:44:57,656 --> 00:45:00,075 but there's a severed penis in me Sloppy JosГ©. 809 00:45:00,534 --> 00:45:03,537 - Oh. -Oh. -Come on! - You don't see that every day. 810 00:45:03,704 --> 00:45:04,788 That's weird. 811 00:45:04,872 --> 00:45:06,331 Well, I'll tell you what: 812 00:45:06,331 --> 00:45:09,960 You sir, are entitled to one free Sloppy JosГ© on the house. 813 00:45:10,210 --> 00:45:11,336 I'll go get it for you. 814 00:45:16,758 --> 00:45:20,095 В¶ You're a happy meal sent from above, 815 00:45:21,346 --> 00:45:24,266 В¶ In this drive-thru called life deliver 816 00:45:25,517 --> 00:45:28,729 В¶ A heavenly slow fast food love. 817 00:45:33,734 --> 00:45:37,488 Arbie! How dare you let that priest nibble on my cock! 818 00:45:37,488 --> 00:45:38,989 What are you the Catholic Church? 819 00:45:39,072 --> 00:45:40,574 Holy Shit! Is that you, Paco? 820 00:45:40,616 --> 00:45:42,075 Well I ain't chopped liver! 821 00:45:42,117 --> 00:45:45,037 Now scoop me off of this bun and give me a proper burial. 822 00:45:45,078 --> 00:45:46,121 Trust me Homes, 823 00:45:46,163 --> 00:45:48,040 you got enough pissed off spirits 824 00:45:48,165 --> 00:45:51,460 lookin' to take a bite out of your tight, tasty ass. 825 00:45:52,419 --> 00:45:54,630 What are you talking about? - Look, Now that I'm dead, 826 00:45:54,630 --> 00:45:56,590 I've decided to stop living a lie. 827 00:45:57,132 --> 00:45:58,425 I'm gay, Arbie. 828 00:45:58,467 --> 00:46:01,512 Queer as a well-known Scientologist Hollywood actor. 829 00:46:01,929 --> 00:46:04,431 Now there is some bad shit heading your way, Honey. 830 00:46:04,431 --> 00:46:05,641 Oh my God, what? 831 00:46:05,682 --> 00:46:08,352 By building a ACB on sacred ground, 832 00:46:08,393 --> 00:46:11,939 The General united two of the most disenfranchised races on the planet. 833 00:46:12,981 --> 00:46:14,983 Displaced Native Americans 834 00:46:14,983 --> 00:46:18,237 and the billions of chickens sent to the concentration coops. 835 00:46:18,529 --> 00:46:19,947 There hasn't been such a lethal combination 836 00:46:19,988 --> 00:46:21,198 of chicken and Indians, 837 00:46:21,198 --> 00:46:24,243 since Tandoori was introduced to the American people. 838 00:46:24,284 --> 00:46:25,494 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 839 00:46:25,619 --> 00:46:27,204 Hold it! ( SQUISH ) 840 00:46:27,371 --> 00:46:30,290 Now, what Hollywood Scientologist actor is gay? 841 00:46:30,332 --> 00:46:31,750 Pay attention stupid! 842 00:46:32,376 --> 00:46:34,878 If you fail, the virus will spread. 843 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,381 And those of you who aren't infected, 844 00:46:37,422 --> 00:46:38,298 will be relocated to 845 00:46:38,340 --> 00:46:40,717 free range, white meat reservation coops. 846 00:46:41,134 --> 00:46:42,553 ( ARBIE LAUGHS ) 847 00:46:42,594 --> 00:46:44,680 Yeah right, that's good evil spirits! 848 00:46:45,639 --> 00:46:48,851 I'll believe in the supernatural when I see it, Talking Sandwich! 849 00:46:48,892 --> 00:46:50,185 Now, if you'll excuse me, 850 00:46:50,227 --> 00:46:53,146 I have to serve the priest a penis-free Sloppy JosГ©! 851 00:46:53,647 --> 00:46:55,315 You really are stupid! 852 00:46:55,357 --> 00:46:56,984 Just listen. 853 00:46:57,526 --> 00:46:58,944 To stop them, 854 00:46:58,986 --> 00:47:01,155 you must find their one true weakness. 855 00:47:01,405 --> 00:47:03,240 Which we all know is- ( COMMOTION ) 856 00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:08,162 I'll tell you what those muckraking anti-fast food documentaries see: 857 00:47:08,579 --> 00:47:09,913 Our food here at ACB 858 00:47:09,955 --> 00:47:13,250 is healthy and served fresh daily! ( LAUGHS ) 859 00:47:15,335 --> 00:47:17,254 I, um, hope you enjoy our new, ah, 860 00:47:17,254 --> 00:47:19,298 'My Lai Massacre' wallpaper. 861 00:47:19,339 --> 00:47:21,675 I just had it installed today. ( LAUGHS ) 862 00:47:22,342 --> 00:47:23,510 Oh, oh look! 863 00:47:23,510 --> 00:47:25,262 It's one of our beautiful 'counter girls' 864 00:47:25,262 --> 00:47:28,265 preparing one our famous Sloppy JosГ©s. 865 00:47:28,307 --> 00:47:30,392 Why don't you come on over here and have one, huh? Come on! 866 00:47:30,434 --> 00:47:34,771 No. No. No! I don't think you want to serve that Sloppy JosГ©, General! 867 00:47:35,814 --> 00:47:38,609 ( LAUGHING ) Pay no mind to this 'Sassy Lassie. ' 868 00:47:39,151 --> 00:47:41,320 Our Sloppy JosГ©s are delicious. 869 00:47:41,361 --> 00:47:43,530 I eat at least one every day. 870 00:47:44,656 --> 00:47:45,616 Give me that! 871 00:47:47,326 --> 00:47:49,578 Ah, mmm hmmm hmmm! 872 00:47:50,162 --> 00:47:51,538 ( THUNDER ) 873 00:47:53,957 --> 00:47:57,920 - and that's when I realized that droppin' out of Harvard Law School 874 00:47:58,128 --> 00:48:00,422 to join the American Chicken Bunker team 875 00:48:00,631 --> 00:48:03,050 was the right career decision for me. 876 00:48:03,967 --> 00:48:06,678 To be with the ones I truly love: 877 00:48:06,803 --> 00:48:11,058 dead, partially thawed, uncooked chicken carcasses. 878 00:48:12,226 --> 00:48:14,186 Why are you so tense, Baby? 879 00:48:16,271 --> 00:48:17,689 Why don't you have a little drink? 880 00:48:17,815 --> 00:48:19,525 It'll loosen ya' up! 881 00:48:24,905 --> 00:48:27,115 Oh! Oh! I'm sorry, Baby! I'm sorry. 882 00:48:27,157 --> 00:48:28,492 Daddy didn't mean to hurt you. 883 00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:31,078 What's that? 884 00:48:31,578 --> 00:48:33,163 You want me to kiss you? 885 00:48:33,914 --> 00:48:35,791 Well, all right! 886 00:48:38,252 --> 00:48:40,754 Mmm! Ah! 887 00:48:44,633 --> 00:48:45,676 Oh yeah! Yeah! 888 00:48:54,434 --> 00:48:56,645 No, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait! 889 00:48:58,730 --> 00:49:00,399 Are you sure you want to do this? 890 00:49:01,024 --> 00:49:05,279 I mean, we're still going to have to work together afterwards and all and 891 00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,990 I don't want things to be weird. 892 00:49:09,533 --> 00:49:10,784 Well, 893 00:49:11,118 --> 00:49:13,829 ...all right. But I do insist on safety. 894 00:49:21,587 --> 00:49:22,880 Ohhh! 895 00:49:25,716 --> 00:49:27,009 Yeah! 896 00:49:27,801 --> 00:49:31,430 That is some Grade 'A' white meat! 897 00:49:32,347 --> 00:49:33,599 Whh! 898 00:49:33,974 --> 00:49:36,768 Oh don't worry Carl Junior ain't adverse to 899 00:49:36,810 --> 00:49:38,854 takin' the back door. 900 00:49:39,897 --> 00:49:41,398 ( SQUISH ) Oh! 901 00:49:42,691 --> 00:49:43,734 ( SQUISH ) Ooo! 902 00:49:44,401 --> 00:49:46,069 ( CLUCKING ) 903 00:49:46,069 --> 00:49:47,529 Oh you want to talk dirty! 904 00:49:48,363 --> 00:49:51,116 Oh, I ain't adverse to hearing what's on your dirty, 905 00:49:51,116 --> 00:49:54,077 filthy little slut chicken mind! 906 00:49:54,578 --> 00:49:55,621 Yeah! 907 00:49:56,163 --> 00:49:58,707 ( CHOMP ) Ow! ( CLUCK ) Oh! 908 00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:01,168 Easy, easy with the teeth! 909 00:50:01,210 --> 00:50:03,504 Easy with the teeth! 910 00:50:03,795 --> 00:50:05,339 I was goin' to pull out! ( CLUCKING ) 911 00:50:05,380 --> 00:50:08,258 It just felt so good! 912 00:50:08,926 --> 00:50:10,302 Aaah! 913 00:50:11,053 --> 00:50:13,138 ( CLUCKING ) ( SCREAMING ) ( SQUIRTING ) 914 00:50:16,225 --> 00:50:17,643 Oooo! 915 00:50:20,979 --> 00:50:22,022 ( SCREAMS ) 916 00:50:29,196 --> 00:50:30,572 ( SCREAMING ) ( PUNCHING ) 917 00:50:33,826 --> 00:50:35,786 I'm exhausted! 918 00:50:35,786 --> 00:50:38,622 But the place sparkles again. 919 00:50:41,208 --> 00:50:43,794 Aaaa! ( HUMUS GASPS ) 920 00:50:46,547 --> 00:50:47,589 ( SCREAMING ) ( SPRAYING ) 921 00:50:56,807 --> 00:50:58,183 ( SCREAMS CONTINUE ) 922 00:50:59,476 --> 00:51:01,979 Help Me! Oh God! 923 00:51:02,479 --> 00:51:04,565 Get it off! 924 00:51:04,898 --> 00:51:06,692 My dick! 925 00:51:07,192 --> 00:51:08,569 Aaah! 926 00:51:08,986 --> 00:51:10,946 My dick! 927 00:51:11,446 --> 00:51:12,781 Aaah! 928 00:51:19,746 --> 00:51:21,290 What do I do... what do I do? 929 00:51:21,373 --> 00:51:22,624 ( COW BELL ) 930 00:51:22,708 --> 00:51:24,209 Ah Uuu! 931 00:51:25,377 --> 00:51:26,879 Ay-Yahh! 932 00:51:30,007 --> 00:51:31,383 ( HORSE NEIGHS ) 933 00:51:33,302 --> 00:51:34,845 ( SREAMING CONTINUES ) 934 00:51:36,763 --> 00:51:38,348 ( SCREAMING STOPS ) ( BOWELS RELEASE ) 935 00:51:38,974 --> 00:51:42,644 Fucker, faggot, you die! Eeeh! 936 00:51:53,614 --> 00:51:56,825 The Shish Kebab Psycho's done it again! 937 00:51:56,867 --> 00:51:59,870 My franchise! My Grandmamma Rose's savings. 938 00:51:59,912 --> 00:52:02,831 I knew we should have invested in Google! 939 00:52:02,873 --> 00:52:05,709 No, no, I was just trying to help him! 940 00:52:05,709 --> 00:52:07,586 By fucking him to death with a mop? - Huuh? 941 00:52:07,628 --> 00:52:10,297 Now if this was that faggot-ass Paco Bell, 942 00:52:10,422 --> 00:52:12,633 then maybe I'll buy it, Hamas, maybe I would buy it! 943 00:52:13,217 --> 00:52:16,470 B- B-B-BUT Carl Junior! 944 00:52:17,638 --> 00:52:20,682 You know, you just made me blow my only chance 945 00:52:20,682 --> 00:52:23,352 at earning enough money to one day own my own franchise. 946 00:52:26,063 --> 00:52:27,940 Denny's. 947 00:52:30,234 --> 00:52:31,485 Shit! 948 00:52:32,861 --> 00:52:34,947 You know I ought to fire your ass! 949 00:52:34,988 --> 00:52:36,782 You 9/11, World Trade Center crashin', 950 00:52:36,824 --> 00:52:38,575 turban wearin', mother- - Guys! 951 00:52:38,575 --> 00:52:40,619 Guys! Guys! 952 00:52:40,661 --> 00:52:42,913 This is not a terrorist thing. 953 00:52:42,955 --> 00:52:45,165 And this not a sodomy thing. 954 00:52:45,874 --> 00:52:48,544 This is an angry chicken Indian spirit thing! 955 00:52:48,585 --> 00:52:51,255 What? - And If we don't find out a way to stop them, 956 00:52:51,296 --> 00:52:53,924 we're all going to have mops shoved up our butts! 957 00:52:59,721 --> 00:53:02,015 We all take it in the dumper some time, boy. 958 00:53:02,766 --> 00:53:06,019 But only the strong shall keep American Chicken Bunker runnin' 959 00:53:06,061 --> 00:53:08,272 while the weak scurry away, 960 00:53:08,313 --> 00:53:10,691 clenchin' their mud flaps closed. 961 00:53:11,316 --> 00:53:13,318 ( GURGLING ) Carl Junior? 962 00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,279 Holy liability he's alive! 963 00:53:15,445 --> 00:53:17,865 Eh-eh, get back to work everybody, he's fine! 964 00:53:17,865 --> 00:53:19,658 Carl Junior, are you all right? 965 00:53:19,700 --> 00:53:23,495 Would you look at the size of my 'Wood-Pecker!' 966 00:53:23,495 --> 00:53:25,038 Heh, heh, heh! 967 00:53:25,414 --> 00:53:29,418 Don't worry buddy, we're going to get you to a hospital and fix you up real good. 968 00:53:29,459 --> 00:53:33,422 Humus, see if you can find his rectum. I think it's over by the grill somewhere. 969 00:53:33,463 --> 00:53:34,798 It's over there. 970 00:53:36,133 --> 00:53:38,635 You're not takin' him anywhere! 971 00:53:38,969 --> 00:53:39,887 Humus! - Ehh! 972 00:53:40,304 --> 00:53:41,388 Drop that rectum. 973 00:53:42,014 --> 00:53:43,724 But Sir, he'll die! 974 00:53:43,724 --> 00:53:46,476 Plus, if Wendy sees me carrying him out, she might think I'm nice. 975 00:53:47,895 --> 00:53:51,148 You think I'm going let you take a man 976 00:53:51,190 --> 00:53:54,359 with a mop shoved up his brown eye 977 00:53:54,401 --> 00:53:57,029 out in front of those hippies and TV cameras out there? 978 00:53:57,321 --> 00:53:58,697 Ha, I'd be ruined boy! 979 00:53:58,989 --> 00:54:01,200 This-this is a man's life we're talkin' about! 980 00:54:01,742 --> 00:54:05,370 A caring, loving member of this extended family 981 00:54:05,412 --> 00:54:07,664 that we call humanity. 982 00:54:08,165 --> 00:54:11,251 If you do take me to a doctor, 983 00:54:11,293 --> 00:54:14,129 make sure he ain't no 'Jew Bastard. ' 984 00:54:15,088 --> 00:54:18,300 Well, maybe not so much with the caring and the loving. 985 00:54:18,342 --> 00:54:20,135 Ah, Dicky! Humus! 986 00:54:20,135 --> 00:54:21,929 Grab these chicken buckets and follow me! 987 00:54:23,430 --> 00:54:26,725 Hardy! Red Lob! you heard what the man said, grab a bucket! 988 00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:34,149 Here Carl Junior, have some of your whiskey. 989 00:54:34,817 --> 00:54:36,235 ( GLUB, GLUB, GLUB ) 990 00:54:38,612 --> 00:54:40,739 Achhh- Oh!- 991 00:54:43,784 --> 00:54:45,410 That's odd! 992 00:54:45,786 --> 00:54:47,204 ( SNIFF, SNIFF, SNIFF ) 993 00:54:47,496 --> 00:54:48,539 Hmh! 994 00:54:49,706 --> 00:54:53,210 General, I reckon I don't know what's goin' on round yonder, Sir. 995 00:54:53,460 --> 00:54:55,295 ( LAUGHS ) Well, just follow my lead son. 996 00:54:55,546 --> 00:54:59,758 Like Harriet Tubman said, 'Let them eat fried chicken!' (LAUGHS ) 997 00:55:00,217 --> 00:55:03,971 Hold it down everybody, now, hold it down! 998 00:55:04,012 --> 00:55:06,640 Now, y'all been out here for hours, 999 00:55:07,266 --> 00:55:10,185 and I'd be angry too, if I hadn't eaten yet either. 1000 00:55:10,227 --> 00:55:13,147 That's why I want to make this here peace offerin' 1001 00:55:13,564 --> 00:55:15,858 with free pieces of chicken! 1002 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:17,901 ( CROWD JEERING ) 1003 00:55:22,406 --> 00:55:26,160 If you think free chicken will win us over, 1004 00:55:26,201 --> 00:55:28,787 you are completely mad! 1005 00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:33,250 ( ALL ): Huh? 1006 00:55:33,876 --> 00:55:35,335 - Huh? -Huh? - Huh? 1007 00:55:37,462 --> 00:55:41,175 You are mad! 1008 00:55:41,216 --> 00:55:45,262 Mad to give away chicken this good! 1009 00:55:45,304 --> 00:55:47,890 It's delicious! 1010 00:55:49,641 --> 00:55:51,185 ( CHEERING ) 1011 00:55:53,937 --> 00:55:58,275 What about the Indians? The chickens? The protesting? 1012 00:55:58,275 --> 00:56:02,571 Wendy, sweet Wendy, this... is bigger... than all of us! 1013 00:56:03,530 --> 00:56:08,410 This chicken is the American dream! 1014 00:56:09,786 --> 00:56:14,791 I can hear America singing! 1015 00:56:15,542 --> 00:56:16,960 ( CHEERING ) 1016 00:56:17,794 --> 00:56:18,795 What? 1017 00:56:18,837 --> 00:56:21,131 Oh, it's just like my ole' Grand pappy used to say: 1018 00:56:21,131 --> 00:56:22,466 Hey Junior! 1019 00:56:22,508 --> 00:56:24,593 Get over here with them matches! 1020 00:56:24,885 --> 00:56:27,387 "This cross ain't goin' to burn itself!" 1021 00:56:27,471 --> 00:56:28,680 ( ALL ): Huh? 1022 00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:30,224 What? 1023 00:56:31,558 --> 00:56:35,437 Uh, I mean, ah, ah, "This chicken ain't goin' to eat itself!" 1024 00:56:35,437 --> 00:56:37,523 Eat up everybody! 1025 00:56:37,523 --> 00:56:39,024 ( CHEERING ) 1026 00:56:42,569 --> 00:56:44,029 ( EATING / CRUNCHING ) 1027 00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:53,580 ( LAUGHING ) ( CHEERING CONTINUES ) 1028 00:56:54,081 --> 00:56:58,752 Hey General, what are these tiny little bumps all over my chicken? ( SQUIRT / POP ) 1029 00:56:59,378 --> 00:57:02,840 Um, those? Ah, um, those are ah... 1030 00:57:02,881 --> 00:57:05,884 ...our new flavor pods! 1031 00:57:05,884 --> 00:57:09,763 ( ALL ): Oooo! Flavor pods! 1032 00:57:09,763 --> 00:57:11,932 Eat up everybody! 1033 00:57:11,932 --> 00:57:15,602 If you love what you eatin' here, you ain't ate nothin' yet! 1034 00:57:15,602 --> 00:57:16,937 Come on in! 1035 00:57:16,937 --> 00:57:18,647 Yea! - Yea! 1036 00:57:27,447 --> 00:57:29,074 В¶ Hmm Hmm Hmm 1037 00:57:41,003 --> 00:57:42,421 ( MAYHEM ) 1038 00:57:51,305 --> 00:57:54,391 Wha' happen? - Ha uh- 1039 00:57:59,521 --> 00:58:00,939 ( CRYING ) 1040 00:58:01,398 --> 00:58:02,900 ( LAUGHING ) 1041 00:58:03,942 --> 00:58:04,985 Who-ho-ho-ho! 1042 00:58:06,069 --> 00:58:09,281 Well kid, we did it! ( LAUGHING ) 1043 00:58:09,323 --> 00:58:12,493 Oh, it was near perfect! ( LAUGHS ) 1044 00:58:12,493 --> 00:58:15,078 Now, with all those local nut jobs appeased 1045 00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:17,581 and all that free media coverage you got me, 1046 00:58:17,623 --> 00:58:23,045 American Chicken Bunker's Empire is sure to grow and grow! 1047 00:58:23,378 --> 00:58:26,965 Oh, my little baby likes it. Yes! 1048 00:58:27,007 --> 00:58:31,428 Oh, sweet little baby! Oh, yes! ( MICKI SQUEALING ) 1049 00:58:32,638 --> 00:58:35,098 Micki? - Oh yes, baby likes it! 1050 00:58:35,265 --> 00:58:38,268 Baby like! Baby like! 1051 00:58:39,144 --> 00:58:44,733 Baby-Baby hungry! Baby hungry! Baby hungry! - Oh, Baby hungry? 1052 00:58:45,692 --> 00:58:47,569 What the Hell? 1053 00:58:49,738 --> 00:58:53,534 Honey! It's-it's not what it looks like! 1054 00:58:54,535 --> 00:58:56,620 Micki, how could you? 1055 00:58:56,870 --> 00:59:01,458 What? The fake protesting or the baby powder thing? 1056 00:59:01,458 --> 00:59:03,210 Both. 1057 00:59:03,210 --> 00:59:07,673 Ah, sweet little Wendy, you can be so naive! 1058 00:59:07,714 --> 00:59:12,886 I mean, the future of this country is branding and franchising and 1059 00:59:12,928 --> 00:59:15,305 there's no stopping it, so... 1060 00:59:15,639 --> 00:59:18,141 I decided to follow the money. 1061 00:59:18,851 --> 00:59:20,644 And ah, for the record: 1062 00:59:20,644 --> 00:59:23,564 Havin' a diaper fetish is a completely... 1063 00:59:23,605 --> 00:59:24,398 normal... 1064 00:59:24,439 --> 00:59:25,190 healthy... 1065 00:59:25,232 --> 00:59:28,026 and harmless bedroom activity. 1066 00:59:30,445 --> 00:59:33,407 Oh my God! I can't believe this! 1067 00:59:33,448 --> 00:59:36,702 Um, General, I think you need to come and take a look at what's goin' on out there! 1068 00:59:36,743 --> 00:59:38,495 Who'd that A-rab kill now, 1069 00:59:38,537 --> 00:59:40,247 the-the retarded counter girl? 1070 00:59:40,956 --> 00:59:41,999 Killed? 1071 00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:43,208 Arbie. 1072 00:59:43,250 --> 00:59:44,376 A- rab? 1073 00:59:44,418 --> 00:59:45,460 Retarded! Whaaa- 1074 00:59:47,838 --> 00:59:48,589 Wendy! 1075 00:59:56,847 --> 00:59:58,557 ( EVERYONE RETCHING ) 1076 01:00:01,810 --> 01:00:03,103 Aaah! 1077 01:00:10,944 --> 01:00:12,321 Huh? 1078 01:00:15,157 --> 01:00:16,450 Wha-oh! 1079 01:00:16,492 --> 01:00:17,743 Huh? 1080 01:00:21,121 --> 01:00:24,208 If your food is so delicious and nutritious, General, 1081 01:00:24,208 --> 01:00:26,585 how do you explain this? ( PROLONGED RETCHING ) 1082 01:00:29,087 --> 01:00:34,051 Well, um, everybody knows that Tromaville is the bulimia capital of the world. Yeah- 1083 01:00:36,470 --> 01:00:37,679 Try again. 1084 01:00:39,973 --> 01:00:44,686 Well, whatever it is, it has nothing to do with American Chicken Bunker! 1085 01:00:44,728 --> 01:00:47,147 We produce only high quality, 1086 01:00:47,189 --> 01:00:49,566 chicken flavored food stuffs! 1087 01:00:50,192 --> 01:00:51,318 Oh Yeah? 1088 01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:55,197 Well, if it's such high quality, flavored 'food stuff,' 1089 01:00:55,531 --> 01:00:58,325 why don't you... eat it? 1090 01:01:02,079 --> 01:01:03,372 Fine. 1091 01:01:04,081 --> 01:01:06,333 You want to see the General eat the chicken? - Hmm Mhh. 1092 01:01:06,667 --> 01:01:10,671 Then the General... is gonna eat... the chicken! 1093 01:01:11,171 --> 01:01:12,464 ( SIGHS ) 1094 01:01:18,178 --> 01:01:19,638 ( POPPING AND BUBBLING ) 1095 01:01:20,264 --> 01:01:22,057 What's the matter, General? 1096 01:01:22,099 --> 01:01:25,144 You know something your loyal customers don't? 1097 01:01:25,185 --> 01:01:28,480 No, I-I just remembered I- I got my, ah, 1098 01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:31,441 my water aerobics class in about a half hour, heh! 1099 01:01:31,483 --> 01:01:34,444 I- I can't afford to get cramps. Heh, heh, heh- 1100 01:01:34,444 --> 01:01:37,364 Do it, General! ( ALL ): Huh? 1101 01:01:37,573 --> 01:01:39,116 ( LOUDLY EXHALING ) 1102 01:01:40,492 --> 01:01:43,453 Uhh-ohhh my Godddd- ( BUBBLE BURSTS ) 1103 01:01:45,372 --> 01:01:46,874 ( LAUGHS ) 1104 01:01:47,457 --> 01:01:48,709 Hah! 1105 01:01:53,005 --> 01:01:56,341 Hm mm mmuh- Mmm-Mmm! 1106 01:01:56,341 --> 01:02:00,137 Well how is it? - It's fine. 1107 01:02:01,555 --> 01:02:03,765 It's better than fine! 1108 01:02:03,765 --> 01:02:05,184 It's delicious! ( LAUGHS ) 1109 01:02:05,934 --> 01:02:07,269 I'm lovin' it! 1110 01:02:07,978 --> 01:02:11,231 See! I told you there was nothin' to worry about! 1111 01:02:11,231 --> 01:02:12,858 Our food here at ACB- 1112 01:02:12,900 --> 01:02:14,443 every leg, every thigh, 1113 01:02:14,485 --> 01:02:17,321 is fresh, tasty and- ( DIARRHEA ) 1114 01:02:17,821 --> 01:02:21,241 Oh my God! My ass! 1115 01:02:25,204 --> 01:02:27,206 Get out of my way! 1116 01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:31,251 Get out! 1117 01:02:34,546 --> 01:02:36,048 Aaaah! 1118 01:02:37,424 --> 01:02:38,842 Rrrrr! 1119 01:02:39,551 --> 01:02:40,594 ( POP / SPLASH ) 1120 01:02:40,594 --> 01:02:42,888 What the hell did I just drop? 1121 01:02:47,601 --> 01:02:48,894 Uh huh. 1122 01:02:49,978 --> 01:02:53,690 В¶ ( E. Grieg: 'In the Hall of the Mountain King' from Peer Gynt [Op. 46] ) В¶... 1123 01:02:56,193 --> 01:02:57,319 Huh! 1124 01:02:57,361 --> 01:02:58,612 Well! Heh! 1125 01:02:59,947 --> 01:03:02,074 ( LOUD EXHALATIONS ) Huu! 1126 01:03:02,407 --> 01:03:03,700 Heh. Hnh. 1127 01:03:11,041 --> 01:03:12,709 Wha! 1128 01:03:12,793 --> 01:03:14,503 ( SHELL CRACKING ) ( INFANT COOING ) 1129 01:03:15,295 --> 01:03:16,672 Hnh? 1130 01:03:18,674 --> 01:03:19,716 Wa! 1131 01:03:19,967 --> 01:03:21,593 ( INFANT SOUNDS CONTINUE ) 1132 01:03:24,346 --> 01:03:25,389 Huh? 1133 01:03:27,099 --> 01:03:28,350 Wha? 1134 01:03:29,476 --> 01:03:30,853 Aaah! 1135 01:03:31,728 --> 01:03:33,814 ( GENERAL BEGINS SCREAMING ) 1136 01:03:36,108 --> 01:03:37,609 Ra! Rrr! Rrr! Ra! Rrr! 1137 01:03:40,654 --> 01:03:41,905 Aaah! Ow! 1138 01:03:41,905 --> 01:03:44,032 Two can play at this game, Mister! 1139 01:03:45,159 --> 01:03:47,661 ( CHICKEN SCREAMS ) ( THE GENERAL PANT/GROWLS ) 1140 01:03:50,664 --> 01:03:51,957 Aaah! 1141 01:03:52,249 --> 01:03:54,084 Ho! Ho! Whoa! 1142 01:03:55,544 --> 01:03:57,045 ( PANTING ) 1143 01:03:58,130 --> 01:03:59,423 ( BEGINS TO SCREAM ) 1144 01:04:02,801 --> 01:04:04,303 В¶ ( 'Peer Gynt' ends ) 1145 01:04:05,262 --> 01:04:08,557 Oh, I can't believe I left Arbie for someone as horrible as you! 1146 01:04:09,641 --> 01:04:12,686 Ah! Arbie, I was a fool ever to leave you! 1147 01:04:13,353 --> 01:04:16,106 A stupid, smelly, jerk-face who has no respect for other people's feelings 1148 01:04:16,106 --> 01:04:19,943 and dumps the best thing she ever had for some phony, butch, hose-bag lesbian fool! 1149 01:04:20,986 --> 01:04:21,945 What? 1150 01:04:23,030 --> 01:04:27,659 Ah, hush now, sweet Wendy. I forgive you! 1151 01:04:29,661 --> 01:04:31,580 ( COOING THEN CLUCKING ) 1152 01:04:32,414 --> 01:04:34,041 Do you hear something? 1153 01:04:34,166 --> 01:04:37,044 Say, did you guys notice anything going on weird today? Because I- 1154 01:04:44,092 --> 01:04:45,552 Aaa! - Wha! 1155 01:04:45,552 --> 01:04:46,762 What the fuck is that? 1156 01:04:56,313 --> 01:04:58,816 Mmm. Mmha! Mmha! Mmha! 1157 01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:02,486 It's the 'Angry Chicano' spirit! 1158 01:05:04,446 --> 01:05:06,949 This must be what Paco Bell was trying to warn us about! 1159 01:05:10,285 --> 01:05:11,537 Rrrah! 1160 01:05:14,790 --> 01:05:16,291 ( CARL JR BEGINS TO CLUCK ) 1161 01:05:16,583 --> 01:05:18,710 They've reanimated poor Carl Junior! 1162 01:05:23,966 --> 01:05:25,259 Mmmh! Mmmh! 1163 01:05:26,635 --> 01:05:28,762 ( CLUCKING ) - Let's get out of here! 1164 01:05:29,847 --> 01:05:31,098 ( SCREAMS ) 1165 01:05:31,557 --> 01:05:34,184 General, who did this to you? 1166 01:05:34,476 --> 01:05:35,227 The Chicken! 1167 01:05:35,269 --> 01:05:37,855 The Chicken's come back from the dead! 1168 01:05:38,355 --> 01:05:40,065 We gotta get out of here! 1169 01:05:40,274 --> 01:05:41,733 Aaah! 1170 01:05:44,278 --> 01:05:45,946 I saw a bad chicken once. 1171 01:05:47,364 --> 01:05:48,615 Huh? 1172 01:05:48,615 --> 01:05:50,242 Huh? Huh? Huwweh- 1173 01:05:56,206 --> 01:05:59,960 When I was delivering chickens up in Indianapolis 1174 01:06:00,043 --> 01:06:03,297 You were on that delivery truck route in Indianapolis? 1175 01:06:03,672 --> 01:06:05,048 Oh my God! 1176 01:06:05,549 --> 01:06:07,426 Wha' happen? 1177 01:06:08,468 --> 01:06:09,970 ( GARBLED SOUNDS ) 1178 01:06:11,513 --> 01:06:15,309 A Japanese import slammed into us on I-90, Arbie. 1179 01:06:17,186 --> 01:06:20,564 We was coming back from delivering some prime chicken. 1180 01:06:20,856 --> 01:06:22,149 Grade 'A' bird. 1181 01:06:22,191 --> 01:06:23,901 Well, we boys was the bomb now! 1182 01:06:28,238 --> 01:06:29,781 Rrrh. Rrr, Rrr, Rrr. 1183 01:06:31,492 --> 01:06:33,702 Eleven hundred feathers went out onto the road. 1184 01:06:35,829 --> 01:06:38,165 Our tires went flat in twelve minutes. 1185 01:06:41,460 --> 01:06:44,296 Didn't see the first chicken for about, half-hour. 1186 01:06:44,338 --> 01:06:46,423 Rooster, one footer. 1187 01:06:47,382 --> 01:06:50,719 You know, they say you can tell the size of a cock 1188 01:06:51,220 --> 01:06:53,180 by staring it down from its beak, 1189 01:06:53,597 --> 01:06:55,432 all the way to its tail feathers. 1190 01:06:58,101 --> 01:07:00,354 Nobody knew we was out on I-90 that night, 1191 01:07:00,854 --> 01:07:02,856 no distress signal had been sent. 1192 01:07:03,607 --> 01:07:06,068 Didn't have cell phones back then, and well, ah, 1193 01:07:07,486 --> 01:07:09,655 couldn't afford a pager. 1194 01:07:10,864 --> 01:07:14,076 Huh? What the- Huh? Huum? Huh? 1195 01:07:15,118 --> 01:07:18,205 Ow! Heh he, ow! Ow! 1196 01:07:19,414 --> 01:07:22,751 Aaah! Ah, ah, Aaah! Aaah! 1197 01:07:22,751 --> 01:07:24,503 Aaaaah! 1198 01:07:25,003 --> 01:07:27,881 When they got the signal, the chickens went cruisin'! 1199 01:07:28,298 --> 01:07:30,968 and so that's when me and Larry, that was the guy who was ridin' with me, 1200 01:07:31,009 --> 01:07:32,928 we formed ourselves in a tight circle 1201 01:07:32,970 --> 01:07:34,638 and prayed that the chickens didn't see us. 1202 01:07:35,013 --> 01:07:37,141 Yehhh... hhe hhe hhe! 1203 01:07:37,474 --> 01:07:39,059 Sometime a chicken would go away, 1204 01:07:41,186 --> 01:07:42,646 sometime it doesn't. 1205 01:07:43,397 --> 01:07:44,690 Hhheeh- 1206 01:07:46,066 --> 01:07:47,860 That's the thing about a chicken, Arbie. 1207 01:07:48,610 --> 01:07:50,445 It's got 'Dead' eyes. 1208 01:07:51,113 --> 01:07:53,907 Black, like a-a sex doll! 1209 01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:56,493 ( GURGLING ) 1210 01:07:57,119 --> 01:07:58,412 Heah! 1211 01:07:59,329 --> 01:08:01,165 Ha, Haa. Aaaahhhh! ( SPLAT ) 1212 01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:03,458 ( ROAR ) 1213 01:08:05,002 --> 01:08:06,628 Then there comes that... 1214 01:08:06,879 --> 01:08:08,255 terrible... 1215 01:08:08,797 --> 01:08:10,174 high-pitched... 1216 01:08:10,674 --> 01:08:11,925 cluck. ( SCREECHING ) 1217 01:08:11,925 --> 01:08:15,262 Yeah, yeah just like that, Arbie! Whaaah! 1218 01:08:24,188 --> 01:08:25,564 ( SCREAMING ) 1219 01:08:32,905 --> 01:08:34,615 Run! 1220 01:08:41,163 --> 01:08:42,623 ( SCREAMING AND SQUIRTING ) 1221 01:08:53,133 --> 01:08:54,510 ( SCREAMING AND SQUIRTING CONTINUE ) 1222 01:08:54,968 --> 01:08:57,638 My soccer leg! 1223 01:08:58,806 --> 01:09:00,182 Whooooo! 1224 01:09:07,397 --> 01:09:08,982 ( MONKEY-LIKE CHUTTERS ) 1225 01:09:17,991 --> 01:09:19,451 ( SCREAMING ) 1226 01:09:20,244 --> 01:09:24,915 This restaurant is terrible! Aaawwgh! 1227 01:09:27,584 --> 01:09:30,337 ( MAYHEM ) 1228 01:09:42,683 --> 01:09:43,976 Whoa! 1229 01:09:44,935 --> 01:09:48,814 I know it's fattening... but I love the skin! (CHUCKLING ) 1230 01:09:49,356 --> 01:09:50,732 I hate the skin! 1231 01:10:00,742 --> 01:10:02,119 ( SCREAMS ) 1232 01:10:26,935 --> 01:10:28,312 Aaaah! 1233 01:10:31,023 --> 01:10:33,525 Aaah! Oh my balls! 1234 01:10:34,318 --> 01:10:35,694 My balls! 1235 01:10:37,112 --> 01:10:38,614 В¶ ( COOING MELODY ) 1236 01:10:41,950 --> 01:10:43,243 Aaahh! 1237 01:10:46,497 --> 01:10:47,915 ( SCREAMING ) 1238 01:10:53,170 --> 01:10:54,671 ( MAYHEM ) 1239 01:11:21,156 --> 01:11:23,450 Help! Help! 1240 01:11:25,369 --> 01:11:26,787 Make a wish. 1241 01:11:26,787 --> 01:11:29,331 I wish I was a princess. 1242 01:11:30,707 --> 01:11:31,416 Oh, not on my face! 1243 01:11:31,708 --> 01:11:33,794 Not on my fuckin' face! 1244 01:11:38,382 --> 01:11:39,424 ( SCREAMS ) 1245 01:11:40,050 --> 01:11:42,719 God save us! God save us all! 1246 01:11:47,808 --> 01:11:49,184 I gotta shit-I- 1247 01:11:53,272 --> 01:11:56,150 You fucking feather-face can't fuck with me! 1248 01:11:56,191 --> 01:11:58,485 Because, Big Mitch has got a big tool! 1249 01:11:59,278 --> 01:12:00,696 Aaah! 1250 01:12:00,696 --> 01:12:02,531 I've got bitch titties! 1251 01:12:02,614 --> 01:12:04,783 Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! 1252 01:12:07,995 --> 01:12:09,371 ( SCREAMS ) 1253 01:12:13,083 --> 01:12:14,459 Aaah! No! 1254 01:12:15,919 --> 01:12:17,337 No! Get off of me! 1255 01:12:24,178 --> 01:12:25,554 Aaaah! 1256 01:12:25,929 --> 01:12:27,389 ( CROWS ) 1257 01:12:47,910 --> 01:12:48,952 ( GUNSHOTS ) 1258 01:12:49,995 --> 01:12:51,497 ( MACHINE GUN ) 1259 01:12:52,122 --> 01:12:53,790 Die, You Zombie Bastard! 1260 01:13:03,133 --> 01:13:04,468 Oops, ah, sorry! 1261 01:13:16,146 --> 01:13:17,523 Heh, heh, heh, heh! 1262 01:13:17,731 --> 01:13:19,316 Heh, heh! Heh. Heh. Heh. 1263 01:13:20,442 --> 01:13:23,403 Booya Bia-tch! Ha, Ha, Ha, Hah! 1264 01:13:24,071 --> 01:13:27,991 You saved us, you're our hero! - Eh, t'wern't nothin'! 1265 01:13:28,325 --> 01:13:29,993 Say, where did you get this gun? 1266 01:13:30,369 --> 01:13:32,162 I have a whole stash of them here. 1267 01:13:32,371 --> 01:13:35,332 I keep them hidden here with the children's promotional items. 1268 01:13:36,208 --> 01:13:38,377 I was gonna be an alienated employee 1269 01:13:38,377 --> 01:13:41,964 who kept to himself and then went on a murderous rampage this afternoon. 1270 01:13:42,548 --> 01:13:44,424 After all, how else could I get a name for myself? 1271 01:13:44,424 --> 01:13:47,511 Aw, that's excellent dude! You're a total life saver! 1272 01:13:47,594 --> 01:13:50,681 Look out! - Whoah! Whoa! - Stand back! Stand back! 1273 01:13:52,182 --> 01:13:53,642 Wahh! ( MACHINE GUN FIRE ) 1274 01:13:56,103 --> 01:13:57,479 ( SQWAKING ) - Ha! Haah! 1275 01:13:59,857 --> 01:14:03,485 Okay, you fat elitist demon fuck! 1276 01:14:03,861 --> 01:14:04,987 Now we finish it! 1277 01:14:05,028 --> 01:14:06,113 With this bullet, 1278 01:14:06,238 --> 01:14:10,033 I put an end to the tyranny of American Chicken Bunker 1279 01:14:10,033 --> 01:14:13,370 and a symbolic end to corporate greed! 1280 01:14:14,746 --> 01:14:16,582 Oh, excuse me a minute. Yes? 1281 01:14:24,173 --> 01:14:25,591 ( SCREAMS ) 1282 01:14:33,140 --> 01:14:34,516 ( CONTINUES SCREAMING ) 1283 01:14:36,518 --> 01:14:37,895 Oh! ( SCREAMING STOPS ) 1284 01:14:39,855 --> 01:14:41,899 Ach! Phwee! 1285 01:14:42,691 --> 01:14:47,613 Jambalaya! Crawdaddy! Po' boy! Gumbo God dammit! 1286 01:14:47,779 --> 01:14:51,116 He's turned into a 'Blackened Cajun' chicken! 1287 01:14:51,909 --> 01:14:53,327 Hey, Denny! - What? 1288 01:14:53,744 --> 01:14:56,163 You just won the contest - What contest? 1289 01:14:58,999 --> 01:15:03,337 The wet t-shirt contest, mother fucker! 1290 01:15:03,837 --> 01:15:05,422 ( SCREAMING WHILE MULTIPLY FIRING ) 1291 01:15:08,342 --> 01:15:09,593 Eh! 1292 01:15:10,761 --> 01:15:12,179 ( CROWD IN DISTANCE ) 1293 01:15:22,439 --> 01:15:24,983 They are very slowly approaching the entrance. 1294 01:15:25,067 --> 01:15:27,194 We need to figure out a way to keep them out! 1295 01:15:27,236 --> 01:15:30,364 But how? This place is 50% glass! 1296 01:15:30,823 --> 01:15:33,492 They'll break through faster than the 5 minutes 1297 01:15:33,534 --> 01:15:36,161 it took me to turn Wendy into a full-blown lesbian! 1298 01:15:36,161 --> 01:15:39,832 Damn it! We need action before they turn the glass into lesbians! 1299 01:15:42,543 --> 01:15:44,127 I've got it! 1300 01:15:48,215 --> 01:15:49,716 ( ALL ): Aw! 1301 01:15:51,802 --> 01:15:53,137 Great thinking, Wendy! 1302 01:15:53,387 --> 01:15:55,681 My nose! - He's still alive! 1303 01:15:57,641 --> 01:16:00,352 Can you hear me? ( YELLING ): Can you hear me? 1304 01:16:00,561 --> 01:16:02,729 Of course, I can hear you, you dumb schmuck! 1305 01:16:02,729 --> 01:16:05,691 He bit off my nose, not my ears! 1306 01:16:06,316 --> 01:16:09,444 But-but, I am gonna die! Ah, ah, aaah! 1307 01:16:10,737 --> 01:16:12,865 Well, you've lived a pretty great life. 1308 01:16:13,407 --> 01:16:15,409 Just lay back and let death 1309 01:16:15,617 --> 01:16:19,163 wash over the noblest and mightiest of warriors. 1310 01:16:19,621 --> 01:16:21,707 What the fuck are you talking about you idiot? 1311 01:16:21,748 --> 01:16:23,292 I lead a shitty life! 1312 01:16:23,292 --> 01:16:26,295 I was an A.C.B. counter girl for 25 years, 1313 01:16:26,503 --> 01:16:28,005 just like you'll be! 1314 01:16:28,255 --> 01:16:29,631 Aaah! 1315 01:16:30,549 --> 01:16:33,343 I'm you! You dumb prick! Don't you get it? 1316 01:16:33,385 --> 01:16:36,513 You gotta change your life! You gotta get out of here or you'll end-up like me! 1317 01:16:36,555 --> 01:16:41,143 Eeeh! Aahhh! Oh! ( THUD ) Ah! Aaah! 1318 01:16:41,643 --> 01:16:43,937 Oh God! What do we do? 1319 01:16:43,979 --> 01:16:46,356 We should sneak out and run for our lives! 1320 01:16:47,483 --> 01:16:50,611 Wait, wait, we can't leave. 1321 01:16:50,694 --> 01:16:53,864 My daughter is missing; my Katy, my little one, she's only five. 1322 01:16:53,906 --> 01:16:56,408 Please, you have to help, Mister! 1323 01:16:56,450 --> 01:16:58,869 I am a-a girl, for Christ's sake! 1324 01:16:59,578 --> 01:17:02,998 Arbie, We can't leave the little crippled girl here to die. 1325 01:17:03,373 --> 01:17:05,167 She's crippled too? 1326 01:17:06,043 --> 01:17:07,586 If it helps. 1327 01:17:07,628 --> 01:17:10,964 We have to find the girl! It ends now! 1328 01:17:11,924 --> 01:17:14,051 Or, in about 15 minutes. 1329 01:17:14,343 --> 01:17:16,929 Suit yourselves, because I'm gettin' the hell out of here! 1330 01:17:17,137 --> 01:17:18,806 Micki, are you crazy? 1331 01:17:18,806 --> 01:17:21,850 One step outside and you are a hen-pecked human. 1332 01:17:22,184 --> 01:17:23,644 Human? Yes. 1333 01:17:27,022 --> 01:17:29,691 But, they wouldn't attack a fellow bird. 1334 01:17:34,488 --> 01:17:36,073 ( MULTIPLE CLUCKING ) 1335 01:18:06,103 --> 01:18:08,647 В¶ ( PIZZICATO ) 1336 01:18:20,951 --> 01:18:22,786 ( SHRIEKS ) 1337 01:18:23,996 --> 01:18:27,040 ( SHRIEKS ) 1338 01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:29,710 You know what? We'll make better time if we split up. 1339 01:18:30,169 --> 01:18:32,129 We'll stay put here and you go look in 1340 01:18:32,129 --> 01:18:35,090 that spooky and possibly chicken monster infested kitchen. 1341 01:18:35,299 --> 01:18:36,633 Sounds good. 1342 01:18:40,053 --> 01:18:41,972 ( GROWL, COMMOTION, SCREAM ) 1343 01:18:44,975 --> 01:18:45,976 What did you see? 1344 01:18:47,186 --> 01:18:49,813 I'm going to kill you all! 1345 01:18:50,647 --> 01:18:51,648 Katie? 1346 01:18:51,648 --> 01:18:54,818 Cock-a-doodle doo! Aahh... 1347 01:18:56,403 --> 01:18:57,863 Aaah! Waah! Aaah!... 1348 01:18:59,865 --> 01:19:01,241 Wa! Wa! Wa! Waaah! 1349 01:19:01,241 --> 01:19:02,659 Weeyaaah! 1350 01:19:05,078 --> 01:19:06,121 Yah! Yah! 1351 01:19:06,288 --> 01:19:08,207 Bucaw! 1352 01:19:15,047 --> 01:19:17,299 ( WOOD CRACKING ) 1353 01:19:17,299 --> 01:19:19,176 Uwooo! 1354 01:19:19,593 --> 01:19:22,095 Aaaw-wo-wo-aah! 1355 01:19:25,349 --> 01:19:26,642 Ha ha! 1356 01:19:31,063 --> 01:19:33,524 What are you waiting for? Kill it, beat it to death! 1357 01:19:33,565 --> 01:19:34,942 Wait, wait a second! 1358 01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:36,902 ( INCOHERENT ATTEMPT TO TALK ) 1359 01:19:37,194 --> 01:19:39,196 Carl Junior, it's me, Arbie. 1360 01:19:40,113 --> 01:19:42,825 I know somewhere deep within the bowels of this creature you've become, 1361 01:19:42,866 --> 01:19:44,535 lives the soul of the beautiful 1362 01:19:44,576 --> 01:19:45,828 racist, animal fucking, 1363 01:19:45,869 --> 01:19:47,037 inbred trailer trash 1364 01:19:47,496 --> 01:19:48,622 I know and loved! 1365 01:19:48,705 --> 01:19:50,874 So please tell us! How do we stop them? 1366 01:19:51,208 --> 01:19:53,460 Whiskey! 1367 01:19:54,378 --> 01:19:57,130 ( EXHALES ) Carl, I need you to focus! 1368 01:19:57,172 --> 01:19:59,758 First, tell me how to kill them and then I'll give you a drink. 1369 01:20:00,175 --> 01:20:01,218 ( SIGHS ) 1370 01:20:01,593 --> 01:20:05,013 Alcohol, Arbie, alcohol! 1371 01:20:05,389 --> 01:20:07,391 Fine, be an asshole! 1372 01:20:09,726 --> 01:20:11,019 ( GAGGING ) 1373 01:20:12,938 --> 01:20:14,398 ( SIZZLING / POPPING ) 1374 01:20:28,912 --> 01:20:33,709 Okay, you got your booze now, rummy, tell us, how do we kill them? 1375 01:20:38,172 --> 01:20:40,465 I will not be ignored! 1376 01:20:42,342 --> 01:20:44,970 Come on, you bastard! - Arbie! 1377 01:20:45,012 --> 01:20:47,931 Arbie... it's dead. 1378 01:20:47,931 --> 01:20:48,640 FUCK! 1379 01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:50,434 Well now we may never know! 1380 01:20:50,642 --> 01:20:53,103 ( CRASH ) - That sounded like a feathered, 1381 01:20:53,103 --> 01:20:54,563 market tested corporate mascot 1382 01:20:54,605 --> 01:20:56,064 crashing through the back door! 1383 01:20:56,315 --> 01:20:57,232 To the kitchen! 1384 01:20:59,109 --> 01:21:00,152 Waah! 1385 01:21:00,611 --> 01:21:01,778 Oy vey! 1386 01:21:04,198 --> 01:21:05,199 Micki! 1387 01:21:06,658 --> 01:21:08,952 What happened? We thought you escaped. 1388 01:21:09,328 --> 01:21:12,331 I tried, almost made it. 1389 01:21:12,831 --> 01:21:16,502 I- I got to my car, and then-then- 1390 01:21:18,879 --> 01:21:20,380 ( WENDY CRIES ) 1391 01:21:23,008 --> 01:21:24,384 Oh God! 1392 01:21:24,468 --> 01:21:27,471 As soon as someone dies, you forget about Old Arbie 1393 01:21:27,471 --> 01:21:30,057 and go back to your lesbionic ways! 1394 01:21:31,683 --> 01:21:33,435 I can't stand to watch this. 1395 01:21:34,394 --> 01:21:36,522 I'm going back to talk with the Demon Chicken. 1396 01:21:37,397 --> 01:21:38,649 I mean, 1397 01:21:39,066 --> 01:21:40,734 at least with the Demon Chicken, 1398 01:21:41,485 --> 01:21:42,945 you know where you stand! 1399 01:21:42,986 --> 01:21:44,530 Oh God! ( WAILING ) 1400 01:21:45,239 --> 01:21:47,449 ( CRYING ): No! No! Micki! 1401 01:21:48,325 --> 01:21:50,369 What did those monsters do to you? 1402 01:21:51,995 --> 01:21:55,707 Let's get you out of this ridiculous, Colonel Cluck getup! 1403 01:22:00,671 --> 01:22:02,047 ( SCREECHES ) 1404 01:22:03,340 --> 01:22:06,051 ( SCREECHES ) - Oh, no! 1405 01:22:06,510 --> 01:22:08,595 No, please no! - ( SQUAWKINGLY): Kiss me! 1406 01:22:08,679 --> 01:22:14,726 God, do you hear this? "No, no dear God, please No!" 1407 01:22:14,768 --> 01:22:18,188 I'm mean give it up Wendy. Micki is dead! 1408 01:22:19,189 --> 01:22:21,817 Ah, ha, haah! 1409 01:22:22,484 --> 01:22:23,861 ( ZIPPER ) 1410 01:22:28,824 --> 01:22:30,117 ( GROWLING ) 1411 01:22:31,410 --> 01:22:32,870 ( WENDY SCREAMS ) 1412 01:22:34,830 --> 01:22:36,248 No! 1413 01:22:36,290 --> 01:22:37,457 One minute she's with me, 1414 01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:41,170 then next minute she's all melodramatic about her dead girlfriend! 1415 01:22:41,753 --> 01:22:43,755 Girls, they are so fucking fickle! 1416 01:22:43,797 --> 01:22:45,090 It-it drives me nuts! 1417 01:22:45,132 --> 01:22:49,595 I hear ya' dog! But there is the off-chance that Micki has turned into a demon 1418 01:22:49,636 --> 01:22:52,222 and is trying to kill Wendy right now! ( WENDY SCREAMING IN BACKGROUND ) 1419 01:22:52,556 --> 01:22:53,557 I doubt that! 1420 01:22:53,974 --> 01:22:55,392 Rrrr rrrr rrrrh! 1421 01:22:55,684 --> 01:22:56,727 ( WENDY SCREAMS ) 1422 01:22:57,895 --> 01:22:58,729 You know what? 1423 01:22:59,980 --> 01:23:03,025 I'm going to suck it up, and I'm going to be there for her. 1424 01:23:03,859 --> 01:23:05,569 You go, boyfriend! 1425 01:23:06,904 --> 01:23:08,614 Aaaah! Aaah! 1426 01:23:09,907 --> 01:23:11,575 Oh God Wendy! 1427 01:23:11,867 --> 01:23:14,578 That is just sick, having sex with a corpse! 1428 01:23:14,828 --> 01:23:15,746 No you moron, 1429 01:23:15,787 --> 01:23:18,165 she's turned into one of the demons! 1430 01:23:18,832 --> 01:23:19,833 Duh! 1431 01:23:21,877 --> 01:23:23,128 Oh? Oh! 1432 01:23:23,462 --> 01:23:24,671 Get off my girlfriend, 1433 01:23:24,713 --> 01:23:25,672 you casino owner... 1434 01:23:25,714 --> 01:23:26,590 carpet munching... 1435 01:23:26,632 --> 01:23:27,674 demon! 1436 01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:28,842 Aaaah! 1437 01:23:30,552 --> 01:23:32,554 How do I get you off? 1438 01:23:33,597 --> 01:23:35,516 I will get you off! 1439 01:23:36,225 --> 01:23:38,310 I'll beat you off! 1440 01:23:38,393 --> 01:23:39,937 Yeah! I'll beat it! 1441 01:23:41,188 --> 01:23:44,650 I will choke the chicken! I'm gonna choke the chicken! 1442 01:23:45,776 --> 01:23:46,443 Come-off, 1443 01:23:46,485 --> 01:23:47,986 Please God come- 1444 01:23:48,278 --> 01:23:53,909 Aaahh! 1445 01:23:55,369 --> 01:23:57,371 Well, looks like my job here is done. 1446 01:23:57,746 --> 01:23:59,122 Aah! - Aaah! 1447 01:24:03,418 --> 01:24:04,795 Yah! yah ha! 1448 01:24:08,715 --> 01:24:11,760 Thirsty? Well, how about some punch? Eyah! 1449 01:24:13,512 --> 01:24:15,097 ( CHOKING ) 1450 01:24:15,722 --> 01:24:17,641 ( STILL CHOKING): Humus, help us! 1451 01:24:18,892 --> 01:24:20,185 Aha! 1452 01:24:27,901 --> 01:24:30,404 Ah! В¶ ( ARABIC CHANT BEGINS ) 1453 01:24:32,322 --> 01:24:33,615 Ah? 1454 01:24:34,491 --> 01:24:35,909 Egh? 1455 01:24:40,455 --> 01:24:42,374 Bwa? Augh? 1456 01:24:42,499 --> 01:24:43,750 ( SQUAWK) 1457 01:24:45,586 --> 01:24:47,963 Hyuh! - Watch, everyone, look at her! 1458 01:24:51,216 --> 01:24:52,009 Wait a minute, wait a minute! 1459 01:24:52,009 --> 01:24:53,260 Aaah! 1460 01:24:53,260 --> 01:24:55,220 By the power of Allah: 1461 01:24:55,345 --> 01:24:59,016 I have the power! ( ECHOING ) 1462 01:24:59,308 --> 01:25:00,851 ( SQUAWK ) Please don't hurt us! 1463 01:25:01,602 --> 01:25:02,644 Bwaah! 1464 01:25:06,857 --> 01:25:10,027 Ha ha ha ha! Look at Barry Bonds now! 1465 01:25:14,490 --> 01:25:16,783 Ah, stand behind me, children, 1466 01:25:16,950 --> 01:25:19,912 and marvel at the power of the Christ! 1467 01:25:20,621 --> 01:25:26,335 The power of the Christ compels ya! The power of the Christ compels ya! 1468 01:25:30,380 --> 01:25:35,511 The box office power of Mel Gibson, compels ya! 1469 01:25:36,178 --> 01:25:37,471 Uh-uh. 1470 01:25:41,725 --> 01:25:46,480 Hail Satan? - No! God damn it, you need some soul! 1471 01:25:48,315 --> 01:25:49,358 ( BOWELS RELEASE ) 1472 01:25:51,235 --> 01:25:53,320 Mazel Tov! Ha Ha Ha Haah! 1473 01:25:53,654 --> 01:25:55,489 Silly Priest! 1474 01:25:55,781 --> 01:25:58,367 Everyone knows there's no such thing as Jesus. 1475 01:25:59,243 --> 01:26:00,619 ( HECKLES ) 1476 01:26:02,162 --> 01:26:05,874 Okay, let's approach them in a slow and menacing way. 1477 01:26:07,376 --> 01:26:08,168 Arbie, look! 1478 01:26:08,961 --> 01:26:10,045 Beer! 1479 01:26:10,379 --> 01:26:12,548 Wendy you fucking drunk! 1480 01:26:12,965 --> 01:26:15,050 Now is not the time! 1481 01:26:15,759 --> 01:26:17,010 Huh! 1482 01:26:17,553 --> 01:26:18,846 Wendy? 1483 01:26:19,471 --> 01:26:22,599 Do you remember when I asked the Carl Junior zombie 1484 01:26:22,641 --> 01:26:23,642 how to kill the monsters, 1485 01:26:23,684 --> 01:26:27,604 and he was like: "Alcohol," 1486 01:26:27,646 --> 01:26:28,689 then he died? 1487 01:26:29,356 --> 01:26:30,149 Well, I was thinking, 1488 01:26:30,190 --> 01:26:32,693 what if he wasn't really being a dick 1489 01:26:32,734 --> 01:26:33,569 and he was trying to tell me 1490 01:26:33,610 --> 01:26:35,195 that alcohol kills the them? 1491 01:26:35,404 --> 01:26:38,323 Now, The reason I think this is 1492 01:26:38,866 --> 01:26:39,867 when we first met the Chief 1493 01:26:39,908 --> 01:26:42,536 he was drunk and couldn't form a coherent sentence. 1494 01:26:42,953 --> 01:26:43,704 Then, 1495 01:26:44,037 --> 01:26:45,664 when the Paco Bell sandwich 1496 01:26:45,706 --> 01:26:47,875 told me that Indians had possessed the chickens 1497 01:26:47,916 --> 01:26:49,543 and the only way to stop them 1498 01:26:49,585 --> 01:26:51,211 was to use their one true weakness, 1499 01:26:51,253 --> 01:26:52,671 well, that got me thinking. 1500 01:26:53,422 --> 01:26:56,258 Well, not really, I was still picturing you going down on Micki- 1501 01:26:56,884 --> 01:26:57,426 But! 1502 01:26:57,468 --> 01:26:59,887 then when you said: "Arbie look, beer!" 1503 01:26:59,928 --> 01:27:01,930 and I accuse you of being a fucking drunk, 1504 01:27:02,306 --> 01:27:03,390 that got me thinking, 1505 01:27:03,390 --> 01:27:06,018 that Native Americans have an intolerance for- 1506 01:27:06,143 --> 01:27:08,187 I did it! I killed them! 1507 01:27:08,437 --> 01:27:09,313 We're alive! 1508 01:27:15,027 --> 01:27:16,111 I knew it! 1509 01:27:16,153 --> 01:27:17,237 Alcohol! 1510 01:27:17,571 --> 01:27:20,491 Everyone knows Native Americans are fucking drunks. 1511 01:27:21,658 --> 01:27:22,367 I mean, 1512 01:27:22,409 --> 01:27:23,952 as soon as the Indians were tricked 1513 01:27:23,994 --> 01:27:26,830 into becoming addicted to the white man's fermented beverages, 1514 01:27:27,247 --> 01:27:30,083 it spelled disaster for these proud, proud people. 1515 01:27:31,543 --> 01:27:33,086 I mean, that's their one true weakness. 1516 01:27:33,420 --> 01:27:35,255 Oh, next to small pox, of course! 1517 01:27:44,139 --> 01:27:45,641 ( CLUCK CHEERING ) 1518 01:27:47,726 --> 01:27:48,977 Huh? 1519 01:27:50,938 --> 01:27:52,189 Aaah! 1520 01:27:52,189 --> 01:27:53,941 This Buds for you! 1521 01:27:54,733 --> 01:27:56,610 Tastes great less filling! 1522 01:27:57,319 --> 01:27:59,988 Tap into the Rockies, bitch! Yeah! 1523 01:28:00,447 --> 01:28:03,283 Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker! 1524 01:28:03,283 --> 01:28:05,244 Ch, ch, ch, Chia, motherfuckers! 1525 01:28:05,285 --> 01:28:07,788 Ch, ch, ch, Chiaaa! 1526 01:28:10,749 --> 01:28:12,376 Yeah! - Yeah! 1527 01:28:12,501 --> 01:28:13,544 ( TOGETHER ): Whoo hoo! 1528 01:28:14,711 --> 01:28:15,546 Awesome! 1529 01:28:16,129 --> 01:28:17,422 Yes, yes! 1530 01:28:17,422 --> 01:28:18,465 Wha? Shit! 1531 01:28:20,926 --> 01:28:23,887 Shit, it's stuck! - The keg is out! - God Dammit! 1532 01:28:25,305 --> 01:28:25,973 Hey! 1533 01:28:26,014 --> 01:28:27,015 Humus didn't you die? 1534 01:28:27,057 --> 01:28:28,058 No time to explain. 1535 01:28:28,100 --> 01:28:29,101 Follow me! 1536 01:28:29,143 --> 01:28:29,935 Let's go! 1537 01:28:35,107 --> 01:28:36,650 ( MAYHEM ) 1538 01:28:43,490 --> 01:28:44,992 ( INALES LOUDLY ) Oah! 1539 01:28:47,536 --> 01:28:48,787 Huh! 1540 01:28:49,538 --> 01:28:50,789 Aoh! 1541 01:28:51,748 --> 01:28:53,041 Ewh! Augh! 1542 01:28:59,548 --> 01:29:00,466 Hah! 1543 01:29:00,507 --> 01:29:05,012 ( CHILD CRYING ): Why'd you hurt them? 1544 01:29:05,012 --> 01:29:06,138 The little girl! 1545 01:29:08,974 --> 01:29:10,476 ( BLOWS THRICE ) 1546 01:29:11,643 --> 01:29:14,229 This... this is an egg! 1547 01:29:16,899 --> 01:29:20,944 Guys, guys, this is-is an egg here, it's not Katie. 1548 01:29:21,320 --> 01:29:23,864 ( CRYING ) - I found her! 1549 01:29:26,033 --> 01:29:29,620 Don't be afraid little Katie, we won't let anything bad happen to you. 1550 01:29:29,620 --> 01:29:30,537 That's right. 1551 01:29:30,579 --> 01:29:32,539 We won't let those awful chickens do to you 1552 01:29:32,539 --> 01:29:34,833 what they did to your mother's bloody, decapitated corpse. 1553 01:29:35,751 --> 01:29:37,878 Mommy! ( CRYING ) 1554 01:29:37,878 --> 01:29:40,506 Arbie! Why would you say something like that? 1555 01:29:41,048 --> 01:29:43,801 Yeah, Counter gir-rl! 1556 01:29:45,719 --> 01:29:49,598 What would make you say somethin' like that? 1557 01:29:51,016 --> 01:29:52,434 It's Ariel Sharon! Oh! 1558 01:29:52,476 --> 01:29:54,686 ( DEEP EVIL LAUGHTER ) 1559 01:29:57,314 --> 01:29:58,398 ( CLUCKING ) 1560 01:29:59,817 --> 01:30:01,777 ( SCREECHING ) - Dear God, no! 1561 01:30:02,402 --> 01:30:05,614 Arbie, we're trapped. We're dead! 1562 01:30:06,824 --> 01:30:07,950 I know, Wendy. 1563 01:30:08,534 --> 01:30:10,536 But I just want you to know that: 1564 01:30:10,577 --> 01:30:12,538 I realize now why you left me. 1565 01:30:14,498 --> 01:30:17,334 Besides the fact that I had the social skills and mental skills of a 1566 01:30:17,417 --> 01:30:19,419 shit-covered mongoloid, I... 1567 01:30:20,087 --> 01:30:21,964 I had no drive, no ambition; 1568 01:30:22,756 --> 01:30:26,635 I used my parent's disabilities as, ah, an excuse to avoid college, 1569 01:30:26,760 --> 01:30:28,428 to avoid growing up. 1570 01:30:29,596 --> 01:30:31,682 What I know is: 1571 01:30:31,849 --> 01:30:34,143 you need a man, not a boy. 1572 01:30:34,601 --> 01:30:37,521 A man to drive you. A man to inspire you. 1573 01:30:38,230 --> 01:30:40,899 A man support you in the emotional way, 1574 01:30:40,941 --> 01:30:43,318 not the financial way, just to make that clear. 1575 01:30:44,611 --> 01:30:46,446 A man to complete you. A- 1576 01:30:46,446 --> 01:30:47,739 ( CLEARING THROAT ) 1577 01:30:48,157 --> 01:30:49,199 You... hu... rrrrh- 1578 01:30:49,533 --> 01:30:51,368 Give me one more minute, okay, just one more minute. 1579 01:30:51,451 --> 01:30:52,786 Oh- 1580 01:30:53,912 --> 01:30:56,123 A man to love and to respect you. 1581 01:30:57,040 --> 01:31:00,419 Even if that man you chose, was a woman! 1582 01:31:01,461 --> 01:31:04,548 Mmmh? - If we make it through this, I want you to know that 1583 01:31:04,590 --> 01:31:07,050 I can be that woman. I could- 1584 01:31:07,426 --> 01:31:08,844 Shhh! 1585 01:31:09,386 --> 01:31:12,306 You had me from 'shit-covered mongoloid. ' 1586 01:31:13,056 --> 01:31:14,516 Oh, Wendy! 1587 01:31:15,392 --> 01:31:16,643 ( LOUDLY EXHALES ) 1588 01:31:16,643 --> 01:31:17,978 Oh- 1589 01:31:17,978 --> 01:31:19,646 Dinner! ( LAUGHS ) 1590 01:31:19,646 --> 01:31:21,648 Wauah- 1591 01:31:21,690 --> 01:31:25,652 В¶ Frightening human faces, bodies strewn about, 1592 01:31:26,153 --> 01:31:27,946 В¶ Would you like a last request, 1593 01:31:27,946 --> 01:31:29,740 В¶ Before I peck your eyeballs out? 1594 01:31:30,407 --> 01:31:32,493 В¶ Mr. Chicken have compassion, 1595 01:31:32,576 --> 01:31:34,828 В¶ Before our bones you start mashin'! 1596 01:31:34,870 --> 01:31:36,497 В¶ Can't you see that we're in love? 1597 01:31:36,914 --> 01:31:38,832 В¶ Sorry I don't give a fuck! 1598 01:31:39,208 --> 01:31:41,293 В¶ We just came to fuck shit up! 1599 01:31:41,335 --> 01:31:43,295 В¶ You show no love for the red skin man, 1600 01:31:43,629 --> 01:31:45,339 В¶ You came, you saw, you raped our land! 1601 01:31:45,672 --> 01:31:47,508 В¶ You white devils are a fiendish breed, 1602 01:31:47,883 --> 01:31:49,968 В¶ You know not love, just death and greed! 1603 01:31:50,010 --> 01:31:51,929 В¶ But I love Arbie, yes it's true, 1604 01:31:52,221 --> 01:31:54,264 В¶ The Indians and chickens we love them too! 1605 01:31:54,306 --> 01:31:56,183 В¶ Bullshit, that's just pillow talk, 1606 01:31:56,600 --> 01:31:58,685 В¶ You lied to us at Plymouth Rock! 1607 01:31:58,727 --> 01:32:00,813 В¶ The last thing you hear is our squawk! 1608 01:32:00,854 --> 01:32:02,940 В¶ The white man has destroyed our race, 1609 01:32:03,315 --> 01:32:05,192 В¶ You spit in Mother Nature's face! 1610 01:32:05,609 --> 01:32:07,319 В¶ Flightless birds you love to eat, 1611 01:32:07,569 --> 01:32:08,904 В¶ Consume you now 1612 01:32:08,946 --> 01:32:09,947 В¶ The new 1613 01:32:10,280 --> 01:32:10,989 В¶ White 1614 01:32:12,032 --> 01:32:12,783 В¶ Meat! 1615 01:32:13,909 --> 01:32:15,410 В¶ (AMERIND CHANT BEGINS ) В¶... 1616 01:32:18,705 --> 01:32:20,499 Oh!- ( GURGLINGS ) 1617 01:32:21,041 --> 01:32:24,503 I'll be with you in just a minute, I, ohhh!- 1618 01:32:26,296 --> 01:32:28,757 Oh, I got a little gas, I just got a- ( DIARRHEA ) 1619 01:32:28,757 --> 01:32:30,259 ( FARTING ) I just got a... 1620 01:32:31,218 --> 01:32:33,929 bit of acid reflux. I just- 1621 01:32:34,388 --> 01:32:36,140 He's going to blow! 1622 01:32:37,141 --> 01:32:38,642 Waaaaaaah! 1623 01:32:39,393 --> 01:32:41,019 ( MULTIPLE POPS AND SPLATS ) 1624 01:32:47,401 --> 01:32:48,944 ( CLUCKING IN BACKGROUND ) 1625 01:32:50,696 --> 01:32:53,490 Well that was anti-climactic. - Yeah. 1626 01:32:53,699 --> 01:32:56,160 I guess he couldn't handle Mexican! 1627 01:32:56,285 --> 01:32:58,245 Paco you're a hero! 1628 01:32:58,245 --> 01:33:00,455 Actually Arbie, he's a grinder. 1629 01:33:01,081 --> 01:33:03,333 No, that's how he died; he's a sub. 1630 01:33:03,375 --> 01:33:05,544 I may like to be filled with semen, 1631 01:33:05,586 --> 01:33:07,212 but I ain't no submarine! 1632 01:33:08,130 --> 01:33:10,132 Hey, enough of these sandwich jokes- 1633 01:33:10,507 --> 01:33:11,717 But we're on a roll! 1634 01:33:11,800 --> 01:33:13,927 No, I am! ( LAUGHS ) 1635 01:33:14,553 --> 01:33:16,096 ( ALL LAUGH ) 1636 01:33:16,472 --> 01:33:18,056 ( MAYHEM ) 1637 01:33:20,184 --> 01:33:21,602 They're coming in! 1638 01:33:22,644 --> 01:33:25,189 Well guys, we have a choice: 1639 01:33:25,522 --> 01:33:29,067 we can either escape out back-and in time, the demons will take over the world; 1640 01:33:29,485 --> 01:33:33,489 or we can stand-up and fight and-and we try to save humanity. 1641 01:33:34,364 --> 01:33:36,325 I'm kind of leanin' towards the former. 1642 01:33:36,533 --> 01:33:38,702 We can't let them destroy America! 1643 01:33:38,827 --> 01:33:39,912 I say we fight! 1644 01:33:40,120 --> 01:33:41,580 Destroy America? 1645 01:33:41,955 --> 01:33:43,790 Over my dead body! 1646 01:33:44,374 --> 01:33:45,918 ( TEARING CLOTH ) 1647 01:33:47,085 --> 01:33:49,046 В¶ (MIDDLE EASTERN DRUM ) В¶... 1648 01:33:52,883 --> 01:33:57,179 ( BEEPING ) 1649 01:33:59,723 --> 01:34:00,766 God Dammit! 1650 01:34:01,099 --> 01:34:03,227 Holy Mother of God! Humus so you're hot! 1651 01:34:03,268 --> 01:34:04,561 I just want to fuck you! 1652 01:34:04,603 --> 01:34:06,730 Give me head, right now! 1653 01:34:08,649 --> 01:34:10,901 No! No, there must be another way! 1654 01:34:11,360 --> 01:34:13,821 Go Arbie, you and Wendy must go on. 1655 01:34:14,154 --> 01:34:16,156 Let your love blossom. 1656 01:34:16,156 --> 01:34:18,242 and always remember: 1657 01:34:18,534 --> 01:34:21,745 judge not, lest you be judged yourself! 1658 01:34:23,163 --> 01:34:26,166 I kill myself so that democracy can survive! 1659 01:34:26,208 --> 01:34:29,169 May Allah bless America! ( BEEPING INTENSIFIES ) 1660 01:34:29,169 --> 01:34:31,630 Die, mother fuckers! ( ULULATES ) 1661 01:34:32,422 --> 01:34:34,675 Paco, let's go! - No, I'm staying. 1662 01:34:34,883 --> 01:34:39,221 America isn't ready to accept a gay Mexican, chicken sandwich! 1663 01:34:50,607 --> 01:34:52,985 Oh, crap! I forgot to punch-out my time card. 1664 01:34:53,026 --> 01:34:54,444 I'll be right back. - No! 1665 01:34:54,945 --> 01:34:57,156 ( EXPLOSION ) 1666 01:34:58,824 --> 01:35:00,409 ( ALL SCREAMING ) 1667 01:35:03,328 --> 01:35:04,663 ( COUGHING ) 1668 01:35:06,874 --> 01:35:10,252 Humus did it! She martyred herself to eradicate the 1669 01:35:10,252 --> 01:35:12,254 chicken-slash-Native-American menace! 1670 01:35:13,005 --> 01:35:15,716 Oh Humus, I hope you get those 72 Virginians, 1671 01:35:15,716 --> 01:35:17,551 because they are for lovers! 1672 01:35:17,593 --> 01:35:18,802 Woooooah! 1673 01:35:18,844 --> 01:35:21,722 ( SCREAMS ) - The Chief! He's turned into one of the undead! 1674 01:35:22,681 --> 01:35:24,183 ( VOMITING ) 1675 01:35:26,143 --> 01:35:29,188 Nah, he's just loaded. Let's go home! 1676 01:35:30,272 --> 01:35:31,607 You just lie down now, honey. 1677 01:35:31,648 --> 01:35:32,941 Here this will help you relax. 1678 01:35:33,442 --> 01:35:34,485 We'll get you to safety. 1679 01:35:35,235 --> 01:35:38,489 Oh Arbie, you were so brave! - We all were. 1680 01:35:39,114 --> 01:35:40,240 And by sticking together, 1681 01:35:40,282 --> 01:35:43,202 we rid the world of those insidious beasts. 1682 01:35:44,119 --> 01:35:46,246 You know it's time we start living our lives right. 1683 01:35:47,414 --> 01:35:48,916 No more dead-end jobs for Arbie. 1684 01:35:48,957 --> 01:35:51,877 We're safe and sound and the future never looked brighter. 1685 01:35:52,294 --> 01:35:53,253 And I've learned that... 1686 01:35:53,295 --> 01:35:56,924 protesting big business is narrow-minded and misguided. 1687 01:35:57,508 --> 01:36:00,511 Maybe by pointing my finger at the corporate elite and special interest groups 1688 01:36:00,511 --> 01:36:03,263 I've just been running away for my own insecurities. 1689 01:36:03,806 --> 01:36:05,098 Isn't that right little girl? 1690 01:36:05,599 --> 01:36:07,059 Uh-huh! 1691 01:36:07,768 --> 01:36:10,646 Ah! Uh! Ugh! 1692 01:36:11,647 --> 01:36:16,193 Arbie, I don't... feel so... good. ( FARTS ) 1693 01:36:16,193 --> 01:36:18,779 Aaah! - It must be the beer talkin' - Yeah! -Yeah. 1694 01:36:18,779 --> 01:36:20,239 ( CLUCKING ) 1695 01:36:21,615 --> 01:36:22,991 ( FARTS ) 1696 01:36:23,700 --> 01:36:25,994 ( SCREAMS ) ( ALL SCREAM ) 1697 01:36:26,870 --> 01:36:28,330 ( TIRES SCREECHING ) 1698 01:36:29,581 --> 01:36:31,500 ( ALL SCREAMING ) ( CRASH ) 1699 01:36:36,213 --> 01:36:37,673 ( SCREAMING CONTINUES ) 1700 01:36:40,092 --> 01:36:41,593 ( SCREAMING ) ( CRASH ) 1701 01:36:42,928 --> 01:36:44,346 ( EXPLOSION) 1702 01:36:51,103 --> 01:36:52,980 ...В¶ You'll be into life, 1703 01:36:52,980 --> 01:36:56,400 В¶ Well, let's all be chickens tonight! 1704 01:36:56,692 --> 01:37:00,529 В¶ We're all gonna die- 1705 01:37:01,488 --> 01:37:03,115 В¶ So think twice, 1706 01:37:03,198 --> 01:37:05,492 В¶ about where you lead! 1707 01:37:05,492 --> 01:37:06,910 В¶ Think twice, 1708 01:37:06,910 --> 01:37:08,829 В¶ about eating meat! 1709 01:37:08,871 --> 01:37:10,247 В¶ Don't kill, 1710 01:37:10,539 --> 01:37:12,416 В¶ little baby chickens! 1711 01:37:12,416 --> 01:37:13,625 В¶ Be nice, 1712 01:37:14,042 --> 01:37:16,420 В¶ and try to find a 1713 01:37:16,420 --> 01:37:19,256 В¶ brand new solution, 1714 01:37:19,256 --> 01:37:24,470 В¶ It's of a chicken resolution! 1715 01:37:25,053 --> 01:37:30,350 В¶ (LAUGHING ) 1716 01:37:30,767 --> 01:37:32,269 В¶ Poultrygeist! 1717 01:37:35,564 --> 01:37:37,774 В¶ We're all gonna die- 1718 01:37:37,774 --> 01:37:39,318 В¶ Poultrygeist! 1719 01:37:39,526 --> 01:37:41,487 В¶ We all keep killing them- 1720 01:37:41,487 --> 01:37:42,529 Poultrygeist! 1721 01:37:42,529 --> 01:37:44,573 В¶ Well let's all stop killing- 1722 01:37:44,615 --> 01:37:46,241 В¶ You'll be eaten alive 1723 01:37:46,241 --> 01:37:49,495 В¶ by zombie chickens tonight! 1724 01:37:50,162 --> 01:37:53,457 В¶ We're all gonna die- 1725 01:37:56,835 --> 01:38:00,172 В¶ You're all gonna die- 1726 01:38:00,464 --> 01:38:03,801 В¶ You're all gonna die- 1727 01:38:04,176 --> 01:38:07,387 В¶ Whoo-ooo! 1728 01:38:07,679 --> 01:38:12,184 В¶ We're all gonna die! ( END SONG ) 1729 01:38:13,560 --> 01:38:15,145 В¶... 1730 01:38:25,322 --> 01:38:30,494 В¶ All these fried chicken wings that I'm serving, 1731 01:38:32,412 --> 01:38:34,581 В¶ They make me yearn 1732 01:38:34,623 --> 01:38:39,378 В¶ for your breasts, legs and thighs. 1733 01:38:39,711 --> 01:38:44,633 В¶ And my hunger for you is unswerving, 1734 01:38:46,260 --> 01:38:49,638 В¶ Without you my heart stops 1735 01:38:49,638 --> 01:38:53,392 В¶ and my heart dies. 1736 01:38:56,186 --> 01:39:01,733 В¶ All these protests and speeches I'm making, 1737 01:39:02,401 --> 01:39:09,408 В¶ To end all this chicken suffering and slaughter. 1738 01:39:10,826 --> 01:39:12,578 В¶ His only response 1739 01:39:12,578 --> 01:39:15,706 В¶ is that I'm faking, 1740 01:39:16,957 --> 01:39:19,001 В¶ Yeah, that I'm gay, 1741 01:39:19,001 --> 01:39:23,922 В¶ just like Dick Cheney's daughter. 1742 01:39:23,922 --> 01:39:28,343 В¶ My need and your buns make such special sauce- 1743 01:39:28,343 --> 01:39:35,100 В¶ Gay seems my way to quote Robert Frost. 1744 01:39:35,100 --> 01:39:38,896 В¶ It could have been nostalgia for all that is lost, 1745 01:39:38,896 --> 01:39:42,232 В¶ Could it be that our love is star-crossed? 1746 01:39:42,232 --> 01:39:43,609 В¶ Whoa-oooo 1747 01:39:43,609 --> 01:39:50,574 В¶ I sure miss getting my salad tossed. 1748 01:39:51,617 --> 01:39:55,746 В¶ 'Cause you are my fries, and your shake makes me shiver, 1749 01:39:55,746 --> 01:39:59,917 В¶ You're my Happy Meal sent from above. 1750 01:39:59,917 --> 01:40:03,754 В¶ Can this drive-thru called life deliver, 1751 01:40:03,754 --> 01:40:08,759 В¶ A heavenly slow, fast food love? 1752 01:40:25,400 --> 01:40:31,114 В¶ Since that night all I have is self-pleasure, 1753 01:40:32,491 --> 01:40:37,996 В¶ Bumping uglies real hard we did grind, 1754 01:40:40,290 --> 01:40:45,462 В¶ With tissue and hand cream I can try to remember, 1755 01:40:46,088 --> 01:40:53,011 В¶ How you stuffed this thing, how you stuffed this thing up my behind. 1756 01:40:56,306 --> 01:41:01,603 В¶ With my partner in bed I am yearning, 1757 01:41:02,354 --> 01:41:09,153 В¶ To get pleasure and passion that's the truth. 1758 01:41:09,153 --> 01:41:15,993 В¶ Only thoughts of you get me burning, 1759 01:41:17,035 --> 01:41:23,750 В¶ Memories of your beef make me stew. 1760 01:41:23,750 --> 01:41:28,172 В¶ If hearts were like chickens, yours I'd defrost, 1761 01:41:28,172 --> 01:41:34,928 В¶ To reclaim true love, what is the cost? 1762 01:41:34,928 --> 01:41:38,849 В¶ It could be nostalgia for all that is lost, 1763 01:41:39,057 --> 01:41:42,186 В¶ Could it be that our love is star crossed? 1764 01:41:42,311 --> 01:41:43,729 В¶ Whoa-oooo 1765 01:41:43,729 --> 01:41:49,693 В¶ I sure miss gettin' my salad tossed. 1766 01:41:51,570 --> 01:41:55,616 В¶ 'Cause you are my fries, and your shake makes me shiver, 1767 01:41:55,616 --> 01:41:59,953 В¶ You're my Happy Meal sent from above. 1768 01:42:00,120 --> 01:42:03,707 В¶ Can this drive-thru called life deliver, 1769 01:42:03,707 --> 01:42:09,087 В¶ A heavenly slow, fast food love? 1770 01:42:09,087 --> 01:42:13,300 В¶ Come on, let mine out! 1771 01:42:15,969 --> 01:42:20,098 В¶ 'Cause you are my fries, and your shake makes me shiver, 1772 01:42:20,140 --> 01:42:24,061 В¶ You're my Happy Meal sent from above. 1773 01:42:24,102 --> 01:42:28,023 В¶ Can this drive-thru called life deliver, 1774 01:42:28,023 --> 01:42:33,612 В¶ A heavenly slow, fast food love? 1775 01:42:34,822 --> 01:42:36,865 В¶ I want a piece of you 1776 01:42:40,327 --> 01:42:44,456 В¶ Shake me hard, top with flour- 124084

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