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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,922 --> 00:00:22,189 - All right, dude. 2 00:00:22,289 --> 00:00:23,257 Hey, say what we're doing this weekend 3 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:24,358 and who's cabin this is. 4 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:25,994 - So it's my buddy's cabin. 5 00:00:26,093 --> 00:00:29,296 It's our, our Deer Camp tradition. 6 00:00:32,065 --> 00:00:33,333 - When I went to go get ammo, 7 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:36,270 I found this really cool multi-tool, 8 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:39,172 compass, whistle, and magnifying glass 9 00:00:39,273 --> 00:00:41,643 so if we get lost, we can go. 10 00:00:42,977 --> 00:00:44,478 - He's not gonna make it one day. 11 00:00:44,579 --> 00:00:48,181 - Let's just try to have fun, all right? 12 00:00:51,151 --> 00:00:52,419 - Go on in, Ep. 13 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:53,186 - Buck! - Buck? 14 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:54,254 - Buck. Get out here, man. 15 00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:55,422 Time to go to Deer Camp. 16 00:00:55,523 --> 00:00:56,558 - Oh my God. - Is it Debbie? 17 00:00:56,658 --> 00:00:57,592 - No. 18 00:00:57,692 --> 00:00:58,860 Hey, Buck, wake up, man. 19 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:00,662 - Aw, fuck. The fuck? - Wake up, dude. 20 00:01:00,762 --> 00:01:02,030 Hey! - Ah! 21 00:01:02,129 --> 00:01:02,964 - So who the fuck are you? 22 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,498 - No. Who the fuck are you, bro? 23 00:01:04,599 --> 00:01:06,400 - Oh, shit. 24 00:01:45,907 --> 00:01:47,140 - Woo! 25 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,710 Can you believe it, guys? She came outta nowhere. 26 00:01:48,810 --> 00:01:50,712 Dude, we've never filled a tag before getting to camp. 27 00:01:50,812 --> 00:01:53,347 - Yeah, but it kind of scary though, right guys? 28 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:57,384 - Not in this 3,500 pound beast, dude. 29 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:01,221 Hold on. I can't see shit. 30 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:06,259 - Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. Egbert's gonna barf. 31 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,762 - Hey, hold that in now. 32 00:02:07,862 --> 00:02:09,162 - Don't you fucking puke. 33 00:02:09,262 --> 00:02:11,198 Don't you do it, hey. 34 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:12,934 - What's wrong with this guy? 35 00:02:13,034 --> 00:02:14,234 - Out the window, Ep. Out the window. 36 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:15,737 - Hey, pull over man. Pull over. 37 00:02:15,837 --> 00:02:17,170 - Don't you puke, dude, don't you fucking dare. 38 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:18,840 - I'm okay. 39 00:02:26,748 --> 00:02:28,482 - Hey, Ep, what are you doing with your throat there? 40 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:29,449 What is that? 41 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:31,418 - It calms down my gag reflex. 42 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:34,756 - Kind of looks like you're making room for a dick. 43 00:02:36,124 --> 00:02:37,357 - Out of the way, fuckers. 44 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:38,760 Daddy's got a piss like an elephant. 45 00:02:38,860 --> 00:02:39,894 - Oh fuck, hey, hey, hey, don't. 46 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:40,928 - Whoa, whoa. Buck, you fuck. 47 00:02:41,029 --> 00:02:42,496 - Oh yeah. 48 00:02:42,597 --> 00:02:44,297 I'm watering your tires for making me sit in the back, 49 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:45,867 - Well, your fat don't fit in the cab. 50 00:02:45,967 --> 00:02:47,669 - Bullshit. I got shotgun on the rest of the way. 51 00:02:47,769 --> 00:02:49,570 - No, no, no. Egbert gets motion sickness. 52 00:02:49,671 --> 00:02:51,238 - Yeah, this pussy almost puked in my brand-new truck. 53 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:52,907 - Brand new, J.B.? 54 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:54,809 - This thing's got more miles than a Mexican street walker. 55 00:02:54,909 --> 00:02:56,511 Uh, no offense, Karlos. 56 00:02:57,879 --> 00:02:59,246 Holy shit. 57 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:00,748 - Where you going? 58 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,416 - The Buck stops here. 59 00:03:02,517 --> 00:03:04,418 - Come on, let's get to camp before dark, Buck. 60 00:03:04,519 --> 00:03:06,087 - Tough titties. My liver's itching. 61 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,955 - We got booze in the truck. You know that. 62 00:03:08,056 --> 00:03:09,189 - Hey guys, come back. 63 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:10,625 The fucking doe must have knocked 64 00:03:10,725 --> 00:03:11,659 the battery cable loose or something. 65 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:13,226 Gimme a push. 66 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:15,930 - We shouldn't be stopping here. 67 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,330 - You're telling me that? 68 00:03:18,900 --> 00:03:20,501 - Hey Bob, can I get you another Spikehorn? 69 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:24,304 - Thanks, but I'd rather not. 70 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:26,874 - Oh yeah. Daddy is home. 71 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:41,189 Three Spikehorns, beautiful. 72 00:03:41,288 --> 00:03:42,523 - $3.75. 73 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:44,125 - Actually, I'll have a Spikehorn Light. 74 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,193 - Okay. 75 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:46,661 Two Spikehorns for Karlos and I, 76 00:03:46,761 --> 00:03:49,329 one Spikehorn Light and a tampon for Egbert here. 77 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:51,132 - We actually don't have Spike Light. 78 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,935 - Just the tampon then. - All right. 79 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:59,507 - No, we got more in the back. 80 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:00,641 Yeah. 81 00:04:01,676 --> 00:04:02,275 Well, hey boys. 82 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:03,811 - Hey. - Hey. 83 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,613 - Welcome to Deer Camp. What'll it be? 84 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:08,816 - Three Spikes, darling. - Okay. 85 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:15,990 - Hey, uh, something's wrong with your friend. 86 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:17,558 - Stop staring, Wes. 87 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:19,093 You're embarrassing us in front of the nice Indian lady. 88 00:04:19,193 --> 00:04:21,929 - What's wrong with you, man? 89 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:26,067 - All right, boys. Here we go. 90 00:04:26,167 --> 00:04:27,400 To honor. 91 00:04:27,502 --> 00:04:32,707 Getting on her, and staying on her. 92 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:35,943 Oh, fuck yeah. 93 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:37,712 All right. 94 00:04:37,812 --> 00:04:39,113 Now it's your first time hunting buddy, right? 95 00:04:39,213 --> 00:04:40,313 You ready to kill something? 96 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:41,716 - Mm-hmm. - All right. 97 00:04:41,816 --> 00:04:43,084 Now before you go shittin' in the woods, 98 00:04:43,184 --> 00:04:44,519 let me show you how to squat 99 00:04:44,619 --> 00:04:46,353 so you don't get mud in your ass flaps. 100 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,956 - Oh, I ain't shittin' in the woods. 101 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:50,558 - The hell you talking about? 102 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:52,693 We're not going to the fucking Trump Plaza Motel, Ep. 103 00:04:52,794 --> 00:04:54,695 - Well, it's only a week. I'll be fine. 104 00:04:54,796 --> 00:04:56,831 - This sumbitch some going to be turd tuckin'. 105 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,332 - I'm pretty sure that shit'll kill you. 106 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:01,334 - He ain't wrong. 107 00:05:03,237 --> 00:05:05,139 Another round please. 108 00:05:05,239 --> 00:05:07,708 - Ah. 109 00:05:07,809 --> 00:05:08,743 - Here you go. 110 00:05:08,843 --> 00:05:10,377 - I didn't catch your name. 111 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:14,081 - Oh, uh, I don't tell strangers my name. 112 00:05:14,182 --> 00:05:15,183 - I'm Wes. 113 00:05:15,283 --> 00:05:16,483 - Go on, tell him your name. 114 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:17,885 His girlfriend Carly just dumped him 115 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,187 and he didn't know he could love again. 116 00:05:19,287 --> 00:05:21,454 - Right. That's right. 117 00:05:22,422 --> 00:05:23,791 - It's Star. 118 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,458 - Is that your stage name? 119 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:26,828 - No, they just give 120 00:05:26,928 --> 00:05:29,329 all you Native girls funny names, don't they? 121 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:30,463 - Yes sir, just like they give 122 00:05:30,565 --> 00:05:32,399 y'all hilljacks fucked up teeth. 123 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:33,734 - What the hell did you say to me? 124 00:05:33,835 --> 00:05:36,003 - Hey, take your hands off her man. 125 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:37,370 Do we need to step outside 126 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:40,908 so I can straighten out those teeth for you. 127 00:05:42,777 --> 00:05:44,812 - Would you give me another, sassy mouth? 128 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:46,747 - I don't think so. 129 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:55,623 - Ahh. 130 00:05:57,225 --> 00:06:00,094 - Well, that was fucking gross. 131 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:03,363 - And I thought chivalry was dead. 132 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:05,432 - Perfect. Thanks. 133 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:08,636 - So how long are you gonna be in town for? 134 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:12,240 - You tell me. 135 00:06:18,613 --> 00:06:21,315 - I'm gonna sell this guy, guys. 136 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:22,650 - So. - Hey. 137 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:24,318 - You guys have a pretty bad leaf drop 138 00:06:24,451 --> 00:06:25,753 up here over here, eh? 139 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:26,654 - Mm-hmm. 140 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:28,322 - Well, my company, The Rhino, 141 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:31,859 has some pretty amazing gutter guards. 142 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:34,362 - Think about it. - All right. 143 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:36,396 - Those cigarettes? - Yep. 144 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:39,100 - Can I, uh, can I get one? 145 00:06:40,334 --> 00:06:42,036 Oh man. Thank you 146 00:06:51,946 --> 00:06:53,681 - Shots, dude. - I'm not doing anymore shots. 147 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:55,383 - You need it. Two more shots, man. 148 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:58,185 - Listen! 149 00:06:58,286 --> 00:06:59,253 - Oh, ho, ho, ho. 150 00:06:59,353 --> 00:07:00,821 - All right, you assholes. 151 00:07:00,922 --> 00:07:04,025 Let's get those drinks in the air and make a toast. 152 00:07:04,125 --> 00:07:04,959 - Marry me. 153 00:07:05,059 --> 00:07:06,493 - Not in your wettest dreams, Robbie. 154 00:07:08,495 --> 00:07:09,764 Now I know some of you think 155 00:07:09,864 --> 00:07:11,899 this was once our land, but you're wrong. 156 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:13,466 It's still our land. 157 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:14,902 So when you enter the forest up here, 158 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:17,038 we have a couple of rules for you. 159 00:07:17,138 --> 00:07:19,206 First, respect the great spirit 160 00:07:19,307 --> 00:07:21,375 and harvest only what you need. 161 00:07:21,474 --> 00:07:25,947 Second, honor the deer. Make it a merciful kill. 162 00:07:26,047 --> 00:07:30,051 And third, tip your bartenders, you cheap mother fuckers. 163 00:07:31,786 --> 00:07:33,754 - You know she's talking to your fucking ass. 164 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:37,457 - To the hunt! 165 00:07:41,395 --> 00:07:43,496 - Hey, Star. - Yes, Wesley? 166 00:07:43,597 --> 00:07:45,232 It is Wesley, isn't it? 167 00:07:45,333 --> 00:07:47,234 - I actually haven't been called that since the third grade. 168 00:07:47,335 --> 00:07:48,602 - Oh. - Um, 169 00:07:49,270 --> 00:07:50,604 there's this guy from work, 170 00:07:50,705 --> 00:07:52,273 he's letting us use his cabin for the weekend 171 00:07:52,373 --> 00:07:54,675 and he gave us this map, 172 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:57,144 but it's a little bit- 173 00:07:57,244 --> 00:07:58,212 - It's really shitty. 174 00:07:58,312 --> 00:07:59,613 Yeah. 175 00:07:59,714 --> 00:08:01,849 - Oh, well that's an old logging road off of 28. 176 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:03,584 You guys got four-wheel drive, right? 177 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:05,653 - Fuck yeah, I do. - All right. 178 00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:08,389 Uh, well, follow the old logging road a ways 179 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,558 and then here you'll see a huge tamarack tree, 180 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:11,525 you're gonna turn right. 181 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:12,994 And then in about a mile or so, 182 00:08:13,094 --> 00:08:15,529 you should see the cabin on the left. 183 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:20,201 And if you hit Lake Manitou, you've gone too far. 184 00:08:20,835 --> 00:08:22,737 - That's a cool necklace. 185 00:08:22,837 --> 00:08:24,972 - Oh it was my grandmother's. 186 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:26,941 - Are those shells? 187 00:08:28,242 --> 00:08:29,610 - Deer toes. 188 00:08:30,111 --> 00:08:31,278 - Gnarly. 189 00:08:31,379 --> 00:08:34,115 - What the fuck are you dick sticks looking at? 190 00:08:34,215 --> 00:08:37,151 - Oh, a bar fight. How original. 191 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,022 - What's going on here? 192 00:08:41,122 --> 00:08:42,890 - Why don't you ask the cast of "Deliverance" over here? 193 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:47,061 - Well, the way we see it, we got a darky, a wetback, 194 00:08:47,161 --> 00:08:48,396 and four fudge packers. 195 00:08:48,496 --> 00:08:49,663 - What the hell did you just say? 196 00:08:49,764 --> 00:08:51,032 - I ain't no fudge packer. 197 00:08:51,132 --> 00:08:53,634 - Yeah, this here's Karlos. - With a K. 198 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:54,969 - Used to be with a C, 199 00:08:55,069 --> 00:08:58,039 but after he registered 25 Ks in Lebanon, 200 00:08:58,139 --> 00:08:59,373 he changed it legally. 201 00:08:59,473 --> 00:09:00,608 Ain't that right, Karlos? 202 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:02,376 - Always been with a K. 203 00:09:02,476 --> 00:09:03,844 - Dude. 204 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:05,913 - Aren't we over this racist bullshit by now, guys? 205 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:07,348 It's 1986. 206 00:09:07,448 --> 00:09:08,616 - We just don't like your type 207 00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:10,651 coming up here breathing on us. 208 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:11,986 - What the fuck you doing 209 00:09:12,086 --> 00:09:13,454 with that confederate flag shirt on, boy? 210 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:15,589 - You wanna make something of it, boy? 211 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,024 - You keep talking like that, 212 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:20,694 and I'm gonna be your back-door stranger. 213 00:09:20,795 --> 00:09:23,464 - Come on guys. This is the Peace Pipe, right? 214 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:24,899 And no one wants to end up in the county jail- 215 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:40,549 - Marshmallow-ass mother fucker. 216 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:41,849 - Ah! Fuck! 217 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:44,519 - Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! 218 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:47,755 - Hit him in the fucking face. 219 00:09:48,322 --> 00:09:49,623 - You fuck. 220 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:56,597 - Fight, fight, fight, fight! 221 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:00,167 - Get off him. - Dude. 222 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,369 - Just remember, when you pull the trigger this season, 223 00:10:02,470 --> 00:10:03,637 it could have been worse. 224 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:08,242 - Crazy fuck! 225 00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:17,184 - Stop right there, numb nuts. 226 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,853 The fun's over. 227 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,793 - I thought your type only used bow and arrow. 228 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:28,462 - Oh, I'm pretty good with my bow. 229 00:10:28,563 --> 00:10:31,932 But that's a really small target. 230 00:10:32,867 --> 00:10:34,668 - Let's get the hell outta here, Buford. 231 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:36,103 - Of course your name is Buford. 232 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:38,739 I bet all you fuckers are named Buford. 233 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,274 - This ain't over. Bitch. 234 00:10:40,374 --> 00:10:42,611 - Let's go man, come on. - Yes, Buford. It is. 235 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:43,545 All right. 236 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:44,812 Who's buying me a drink? 237 00:10:46,447 --> 00:10:47,815 Oh. Perfect. 238 00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:30,291 - Hello? 239 00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:35,062 Number one or number two? 240 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:40,734 Okay. 241 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,841 - Make a sound and I'll cut your throat. 242 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,081 Get off me! 243 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:13,834 - Stop it. 244 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,638 Stop it. I don't wanna have to kill you. 245 00:12:21,976 --> 00:12:24,078 - Get off me! 246 00:12:26,715 --> 00:12:30,317 Get off me! 247 00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:34,723 Get off me! 248 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:19,400 - Yo, Wes. Check out my moonwalk, man. 249 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:22,036 - Geez. Hey, have you seen Star? 250 00:13:22,136 --> 00:13:23,137 - You got it bad, dude. 251 00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:25,072 - All right. Time to go boys. 252 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,408 - I can't leave yet, guys. 253 00:13:27,509 --> 00:13:28,475 - Bullshit. 254 00:13:28,576 --> 00:13:29,877 We gotta leave while someone 255 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,045 can still keep us between the ditches. 256 00:13:31,145 --> 00:13:33,981 - Hey! Found him on the shitter. 257 00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:35,583 - You wipe for him? 258 00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,851 - Guys, I gotta say goodbye to Star before we leave, okay? 259 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:40,154 - Dude, I promise you we'll come back, man. 260 00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:42,389 Let's hit the fucking road. 261 00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:51,398 - I left a note here for Star. 262 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,168 - I'll add it to the others. 263 00:13:59,774 --> 00:14:01,342 - 48 beers in 24 hours. 264 00:14:01,442 --> 00:14:05,112 That's my record and I intend to crush it. 265 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,213 - 48? 266 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,115 - Holy shit, J.B. 267 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:09,684 Them cornholin' sons of bitches 268 00:14:09,784 --> 00:14:11,619 done fucked up your truck, man. 269 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,354 - Those assholes. 270 00:14:13,454 --> 00:14:16,357 - Uh-oh. Looks like J.B.'s too drunk to drive. 271 00:14:16,457 --> 00:14:19,360 I guess one of us is gonna have to, okay, I'll do it. 272 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,602 The beast lives. 273 00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:30,938 All right, which direction are we going boys? 274 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,406 - North on 37. 275 00:14:32,507 --> 00:14:33,742 And then we're gonna- 276 00:14:33,842 --> 00:14:34,908 - All right, fuck it. We'll wing it. 277 00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:50,859 I remember my first time, Ep. 278 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,126 - Do I want to hear this? 279 00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:54,027 - Bob set me up on a narrow draw 280 00:14:54,128 --> 00:14:56,130 between two winter wheat fields. 281 00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:59,066 And right at dawn, I see a huge rack. 282 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,536 - Must've been your mama bringing your ass a sandwich. 283 00:15:01,636 --> 00:15:04,104 - Hey, you leave Lorraine's tits out of this. 284 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:05,507 - Uh, left, right here. - Where? 285 00:15:05,607 --> 00:15:06,907 - Right here, uh, left right here. 286 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,275 - Which fucking way, man? 287 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:12,246 - Right here. Right here. - 'Kay. Jesus. 288 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,816 Anyway, huge rack. 289 00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:17,251 Not my mama's tits, but an eight-point. 290 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:19,086 Man, my hands were shaking so bad, 291 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,021 but I remember what Dad told me, 292 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,892 he said, "Buck, but you worthless piece of shit. 293 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:25,860 Just take a slow, steady breath 294 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,261 and you let out half of it 295 00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,296 right before you go squeezin' the trigger." 296 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:32,199 I aced that bitch and we ate his heart for lunch. 297 00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:35,068 - Wait, the heart? - Mm-hmm. 298 00:15:35,169 --> 00:15:36,838 I'm gonna show you how to cook up by heart, buddy. 299 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,740 - I ain't eating any heart. 300 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,107 - It's ritual. 301 00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:42,811 First buck we kill, we cook up the heart. 302 00:15:42,911 --> 00:15:44,211 You don't have a choice. 303 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,681 - Oh man, it'll put hair on your nuts too. 304 00:15:46,781 --> 00:15:48,750 - I don't need any more of that. 305 00:15:48,850 --> 00:15:51,920 - Hey, right here. Right here. 306 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,829 - Can you turn that fucking thing off, please? 307 00:16:00,929 --> 00:16:02,196 - What do you care? 308 00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:03,932 - 'Cause it's pissin' me off. That's why. 309 00:16:06,634 --> 00:16:10,638 Are you guys sure we're going the right way? 310 00:16:10,738 --> 00:16:13,240 - Oh yeah. This is the place. 311 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,374 - Bad ass. 312 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:26,754 Ain't this place the shit, Karlos? 313 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,726 - Good place for killing. 314 00:16:31,826 --> 00:16:34,328 - You got a horseshoe in? 315 00:16:37,532 --> 00:16:39,166 Fuck yeah. Shit. 316 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:43,771 Is it weird that made my nipples hard? 317 00:16:46,774 --> 00:16:49,611 Look at this place. 318 00:16:49,711 --> 00:16:50,778 - Oh wow. 319 00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,947 And they left us a welcoming gift. 320 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:55,115 - And some reading material. 321 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,183 Lacey Waxwing. 322 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,853 - Oh yeah. '79 catalog. 323 00:16:58,953 --> 00:17:00,855 She likes long walks on the beach. 324 00:17:00,955 --> 00:17:02,690 Is that...? 325 00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:05,125 - Bear trap. - For what? 326 00:17:06,861 --> 00:17:10,832 - Some bears, fuckwad. 327 00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:21,543 - Maybe I should have fought harder for her. 328 00:17:21,643 --> 00:17:24,679 - Maybe we should throw that thing in the fucking fire. 329 00:17:24,779 --> 00:17:27,180 - This cabin needs gutters. 330 00:17:27,281 --> 00:17:30,117 - Bros before hoes, dude. 331 00:17:30,852 --> 00:17:32,152 Shotgun man. 332 00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:34,556 - All right. All right. 333 00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:37,025 - All right, Buck, go. 334 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,927 Here we are, the greatest hunters 335 00:17:39,027 --> 00:17:40,962 in the state of fucking Michigan. 336 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,396 Pulled one deer tag 337 00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,632 before we even got out of the fuckin' truck. 338 00:17:44,732 --> 00:17:48,603 Beat that, bitch. 339 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,872 Hey, smell that? 340 00:17:51,506 --> 00:17:52,941 Hey Karlos, Karlos, Karlos, 341 00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:55,543 say something to the world, buddy. 342 00:17:55,643 --> 00:17:58,880 Come on, man. Fucking introduce yourself. 343 00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,750 Sorry. He's a little shy. 344 00:18:02,850 --> 00:18:04,217 He's new to the group, 345 00:18:04,318 --> 00:18:05,419 but the rest of us, we've all known each other 346 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,154 since before we sprouted pubes. 347 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,724 But he's a great electrician, 348 00:18:09,824 --> 00:18:12,359 but he's a mean-ass drunk. 349 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:19,634 A little dip for the little dip? 350 00:18:20,535 --> 00:18:22,235 There you go. Oh, there you go, buddy. 351 00:18:22,336 --> 00:18:24,271 Right in the lip. 352 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,173 - Like that? - Great. Yeah. 353 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,909 There you go, buddy. 354 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,712 - There you go. You can feel it, right? 355 00:18:30,812 --> 00:18:32,880 - Oh, he's gaggin'. - Hmm? 356 00:18:33,715 --> 00:18:34,682 Look out. Look out. 357 00:18:34,782 --> 00:18:35,817 - Oh! 358 00:18:45,026 --> 00:18:46,326 - Paulson. 359 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,062 - Sheriff, Deputy Williams here. 360 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:49,229 I'm over at Murphy's Peace Pipe 361 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,999 and, uh, one of the bartenders 362 00:18:51,099 --> 00:18:52,867 was found out back this morning. 363 00:18:52,967 --> 00:18:55,837 Murdered. I got her right here. 364 00:18:56,704 --> 00:18:57,705 It's Star. 365 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,908 It's Star, uh- - I got you. 366 00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,209 I know her mother. 367 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:03,811 Son of a bitch. 368 00:19:03,911 --> 00:19:05,046 What was the cause of death? 369 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,346 - Not sure yet. 370 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:09,449 She was strangled and stabbed. 371 00:19:10,985 --> 00:19:12,486 - Was she, um, 372 00:19:13,121 --> 00:19:14,989 was she raped? - No. 373 00:19:15,089 --> 00:19:16,323 Looks like she fought back. 374 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:17,825 - Well, that would've pissed him off. 375 00:19:17,925 --> 00:19:19,393 Who's on scene? 376 00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:22,462 - Right now, the coroner and Detective Anderson. 377 00:19:22,563 --> 00:19:24,231 - Let them finish up there 378 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,800 and find out who was at that bar last night. 379 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,969 And then get back here as soon as you can. 380 00:19:28,069 --> 00:19:29,403 - Yes, sir. 381 00:19:44,018 --> 00:19:45,352 - Sheriff. 382 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,088 - I just got off the phone with Star's mother. 383 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,222 You know what she told me? 384 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,324 "I knew this would happen one day." 385 00:19:51,425 --> 00:19:53,528 - Why the hell would she say something like that? 386 00:19:53,628 --> 00:19:55,596 - Long before you put on a badge, 387 00:19:55,697 --> 00:19:59,332 this girl, Melissa Fox, was found murdered. 388 00:19:59,433 --> 00:20:01,135 A couple days later, 389 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:05,238 group of hunters were found disemboweled. 390 00:20:06,941 --> 00:20:11,879 This one, we had to identify by his dental records. 391 00:20:12,914 --> 00:20:16,150 A couple summers later, another girl was found dead. 392 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:19,520 We found some backpackers mutilated. 393 00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:20,922 Dive team had to pull a couple bodies 394 00:20:21,022 --> 00:20:24,257 outta the bottom of Lake Manitou. 395 00:20:25,026 --> 00:20:27,227 - Ever catch the guy? 396 00:20:31,465 --> 00:20:33,233 - There's a pattern here. 397 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:36,137 Every time a girl like Star is found dead, 398 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,305 more bodies follow. 399 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,610 - You know, Sheriff, Buford Johnson and his goons 400 00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:45,412 were at the Peace Pipe last night. 401 00:20:45,513 --> 00:20:46,748 We know what kind of guy he is 402 00:20:46,848 --> 00:20:49,150 and we know what they're capable of. 403 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:52,620 And these notes were left for Star. 404 00:20:53,521 --> 00:20:56,824 A few of the names I don't recognize. 405 00:20:58,693 --> 00:21:00,460 - I'm gonna need you to stay here. 406 00:21:00,561 --> 00:21:02,295 Round up the usual suspects. 407 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:03,765 - Yes, sir. 408 00:21:03,865 --> 00:21:07,535 - I'm gonna start with Buford, see what he has to say. 409 00:21:07,635 --> 00:21:10,838 Then I'm gonna go to the woods. 410 00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:11,939 - Why? 411 00:21:13,574 --> 00:21:17,377 - Try and prevent another bear attack. 412 00:22:20,107 --> 00:22:23,077 - Good morning, sunshine. 413 00:22:25,746 --> 00:22:28,816 - How do you drink and chew at the same time? 414 00:22:28,916 --> 00:22:30,417 - The hell are you talking about? 415 00:22:30,518 --> 00:22:32,553 This is the breakfast of champions. 416 00:22:32,653 --> 00:22:34,989 - I mean, doesn't it get all mixed up together? 417 00:22:35,089 --> 00:22:36,489 - Yeah, sure. 418 00:22:36,591 --> 00:22:38,192 But so do your green beans and your mashed potatoes. 419 00:22:38,292 --> 00:22:40,027 It's all going to the same place, right? 420 00:22:41,729 --> 00:22:46,100 Oh, speaking of which, I think I gotta pump a dump. Yep. 421 00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:49,770 Ooh! 422 00:22:53,674 --> 00:22:56,310 - All right boys, call 'em out. 423 00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:58,546 - Bolt action .30-06 424 00:22:59,513 --> 00:23:01,015 - Model 94 AE. 425 00:23:01,849 --> 00:23:04,484 - Model 1894. Thanks Grandpa Herm. 426 00:23:04,585 --> 00:23:07,054 - .30-30 lever action. Hot loads. 427 00:23:07,154 --> 00:23:09,056 - Don't point that fucking thing at me, man. 428 00:23:09,156 --> 00:23:11,692 .270, nine-power scope 429 00:23:11,792 --> 00:23:12,960 - .410 pump. 430 00:23:15,296 --> 00:23:18,900 - A .410? - That's a child's weapon. 431 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,301 - This is birdshot. 432 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,336 - They're bullets. What's the difference? 433 00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:24,005 - Good Lord, Egbert. 434 00:23:24,105 --> 00:23:26,574 - Hey, keep on pumping that thing. Let's see what happens. 435 00:23:26,674 --> 00:23:28,342 - Maybe let's just keep it down here 436 00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:29,744 until we get outside, huh? 437 00:23:29,844 --> 00:23:30,845 - Okay. 438 00:23:34,949 --> 00:23:37,084 - All right. You're hunting with me today, Ep. 439 00:23:37,184 --> 00:23:38,185 Come on. 440 00:23:42,590 --> 00:23:44,592 - Wait, is that...? 441 00:23:44,692 --> 00:23:46,160 - The shitter? Oh yeah. 442 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:47,929 I already cooked up a meatloaf in there this morning. 443 00:23:48,029 --> 00:23:51,165 Now, from here on out. No more talking, okay? 444 00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:52,800 Hand signals only. 445 00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:54,168 - Got it. 446 00:23:54,268 --> 00:23:57,138 - The fuck did I just say, man? 447 00:24:12,820 --> 00:24:14,855 - Dude, we should go back to the Peace Pipe tonight. 448 00:24:14,956 --> 00:24:16,123 - Fuck that, man. 449 00:24:16,223 --> 00:24:17,425 We've been trying to get you out here in the woods 450 00:24:17,525 --> 00:24:19,226 for the past two years. 451 00:24:19,327 --> 00:24:21,494 - Yeah, but I think she liked me. 452 00:24:21,595 --> 00:24:25,066 - She flirts for tips. 453 00:24:25,166 --> 00:24:27,902 - Maybe you're jealous. 454 00:24:47,188 --> 00:24:50,091 - Man, Buck's a crazy dude, man. 455 00:24:51,025 --> 00:24:53,527 How long you guys been working together? 456 00:24:53,627 --> 00:24:55,162 One time in high school, man, it was so crazy- 457 00:24:55,262 --> 00:24:57,865 - Look, look. I hunt alone. 458 00:25:02,403 --> 00:25:03,671 - Um, okay. 459 00:25:06,574 --> 00:25:08,042 Well good luck. 460 00:25:08,142 --> 00:25:12,713 You know deer can smell a asshole a mile away. 461 00:25:15,316 --> 00:25:16,517 Prick. 462 00:25:35,569 --> 00:25:39,774 - Egbert, get your little ass over here. 463 00:25:39,874 --> 00:25:40,875 - No. 464 00:25:42,276 --> 00:25:43,711 - I don't want this beer, 465 00:25:43,811 --> 00:25:49,016 but after last night, I need this beer. 466 00:25:51,152 --> 00:25:52,153 Ah. 467 00:26:02,129 --> 00:26:03,130 Cheers. 468 00:26:24,385 --> 00:26:25,986 - Get over here. 469 00:26:26,555 --> 00:26:27,755 Come on. 470 00:26:31,759 --> 00:26:33,928 Come here. Come here. 471 00:27:50,505 --> 00:27:52,173 - Did that come from camp? 472 00:27:52,273 --> 00:27:54,408 - Someone's in trouble. 473 00:27:56,243 --> 00:27:57,311 - What the hell? 474 00:28:00,649 --> 00:28:03,817 - Come on, bitch. Get up. 475 00:28:05,886 --> 00:28:07,254 - What the shit? 476 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:08,856 Who fucking... 477 00:28:21,168 --> 00:28:23,170 - This every one in your party? 478 00:28:23,270 --> 00:28:25,973 - What son of a bitch just got himself fucking killed? 479 00:28:26,073 --> 00:28:28,409 - Karlos, you might wanna lower your, uh... 480 00:28:28,510 --> 00:28:29,511 - Karlos, is it? 481 00:28:29,611 --> 00:28:31,478 - You scared off lunch. 482 00:28:31,580 --> 00:28:33,682 - What could we do for you, officer? 483 00:28:33,781 --> 00:28:36,951 - It's sheriff. Sheriff Paulson. 484 00:28:38,653 --> 00:28:41,755 You boys were at the Peace Pipe last night, weren't you? 485 00:28:41,855 --> 00:28:43,658 - Yeah, we were there. 486 00:28:43,757 --> 00:28:45,092 - Just long enough 487 00:28:45,192 --> 00:28:46,827 for some racist fucktards to pick a fight with us. 488 00:28:46,927 --> 00:28:50,864 - Yeah and put a tire iron through my window. 489 00:28:53,834 --> 00:28:58,339 - The bartender was found murdered this morning. 490 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,208 Her name was Star. 491 00:29:02,142 --> 00:29:03,277 Star Agache. 492 00:29:06,648 --> 00:29:07,515 - Fuck. 493 00:29:11,653 --> 00:29:13,087 - Sorry, Wes. 494 00:29:14,388 --> 00:29:15,389 - Wes? 495 00:29:17,791 --> 00:29:20,261 Wesley. This is you? 496 00:29:20,361 --> 00:29:21,328 You wrote this? 497 00:29:21,428 --> 00:29:22,896 - Yeah. That's me. 498 00:29:22,997 --> 00:29:24,566 - You wrote that you were gonna go back for her. 499 00:29:24,666 --> 00:29:27,569 - I was. I, I was planning on it. 500 00:29:27,669 --> 00:29:30,804 - So did you, did you go back for her? 501 00:29:30,904 --> 00:29:32,439 - Nobody left here last night. 502 00:29:32,540 --> 00:29:34,908 - Your sounding rather accusatory there, sheriff. 503 00:29:35,009 --> 00:29:36,243 - Yeah, we didn't come up here 504 00:29:36,343 --> 00:29:39,246 to get in any trouble, your Honor. 505 00:29:44,852 --> 00:29:49,356 - Not living up here, you boys wouldn't know it, 506 00:29:50,257 --> 00:29:53,160 but too many of our girls go missing. 507 00:29:53,260 --> 00:29:57,097 Outsiders come up here and take more than venison. 508 00:29:57,197 --> 00:29:59,066 - Well, what about those assholes at the bar? 509 00:29:59,166 --> 00:30:00,635 - Yeah. I mean, she kicked them out 510 00:30:00,735 --> 00:30:01,835 with a shotgun pointed at their asses. 511 00:30:01,935 --> 00:30:03,237 - Pissed 'em off real good. 512 00:30:03,337 --> 00:30:04,739 - Yeah, I'm not telling you how to do your job, 513 00:30:04,838 --> 00:30:06,373 but maybe look up those backwoods, 514 00:30:06,473 --> 00:30:10,210 cousin-fucking pieces of shit and see if they know anything. 515 00:30:10,311 --> 00:30:11,912 - I already did. 516 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,882 And they had the same sentiments about you. 517 00:30:14,982 --> 00:30:17,585 - I ain't no cousin fucker. 518 00:30:19,820 --> 00:30:21,989 - Her mother named her Star 519 00:30:22,089 --> 00:30:24,693 because of what she saw in her eyes. 520 00:30:40,341 --> 00:30:45,879 There's no hiding from the sins committed on these lands. 521 00:30:57,424 --> 00:30:59,259 - I can't believe this. 522 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,095 What kind of coward could do this? 523 00:31:01,195 --> 00:31:03,665 - I've seen worse in Lebanon. 524 00:31:03,765 --> 00:31:06,066 - This isn't fucking Lebanon, Karlos. 525 00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:07,901 - Hey, push me again. 526 00:31:08,001 --> 00:31:10,538 Come on. See what happens. 527 00:31:10,638 --> 00:31:11,740 - Guys, guys, guys, guys. 528 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,374 Calm, calm, calm, calm. Right? 529 00:31:13,474 --> 00:31:15,543 - Your work friends a real asshole, Buck. 530 00:31:15,643 --> 00:31:17,044 - Yeah, he knows. Drink this. 531 00:31:17,144 --> 00:31:19,179 - I don't want a drink right now, man. 532 00:31:19,279 --> 00:31:21,148 - Look buddy. I liked her too, okay? 533 00:31:21,248 --> 00:31:24,184 She had spunk, she was smoking hot, cute little mole, 534 00:31:24,284 --> 00:31:25,386 but you have a choice to make. 535 00:31:25,486 --> 00:31:27,221 You can either let this drag us down 536 00:31:27,321 --> 00:31:29,591 or we can acknowledge this girl's life 537 00:31:29,691 --> 00:31:31,959 right here, right now. 538 00:31:37,030 --> 00:31:38,733 There you go. 539 00:31:38,833 --> 00:31:40,934 - Whoa. What is that? 540 00:31:41,034 --> 00:31:42,504 - I don't know. Uncle made it. 541 00:31:42,604 --> 00:31:43,605 Kicks though, don't it? 542 00:31:43,705 --> 00:31:44,873 - It just burns. 543 00:31:44,972 --> 00:31:46,440 - Like a fucking herpes flare. 544 00:31:49,744 --> 00:31:52,312 - Buck, you fucking asshole. 545 00:32:00,487 --> 00:32:01,656 Did I miss something? 546 00:32:01,756 --> 00:32:03,123 - Ep, perfect timing. 547 00:32:03,223 --> 00:32:04,592 We're gonna need that pop gun. 548 00:32:04,692 --> 00:32:06,628 - It's a .410, Buck. 549 00:32:12,032 --> 00:32:14,569 - You're up first, J.B. 550 00:32:15,302 --> 00:32:17,505 - She was more than beautiful. 551 00:32:17,605 --> 00:32:19,674 She was fucking spirited. 552 00:32:19,774 --> 00:32:21,141 - Who? 553 00:32:22,176 --> 00:32:26,480 - The bartender was found murdered this morning. 554 00:32:29,617 --> 00:32:30,451 - Pull. 555 00:32:37,525 --> 00:32:38,693 - Nice shot. 556 00:32:39,627 --> 00:32:42,764 She saved my ass from that hilljack too. 557 00:32:42,864 --> 00:32:44,031 Pull! 558 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,535 - Son of a bitch, man, you almost shot my fucking hand off. 559 00:32:47,635 --> 00:32:49,838 - He's panicking 'cause it's his jerking-off hand. 560 00:32:49,938 --> 00:32:51,438 - Hey, fuck you. 561 00:32:51,539 --> 00:32:53,808 I'm ambidextrous and you know I get way more ass than you. 562 00:32:53,908 --> 00:32:54,876 - Oh yeah? 563 00:32:54,975 --> 00:32:56,243 Come over here and sniff my dick 564 00:32:56,343 --> 00:32:57,679 so you can remember what pussy smells like. 565 00:32:59,379 --> 00:33:01,181 - Oh, I already know what your sister's pussy smells like. 566 00:33:01,281 --> 00:33:02,550 - You fucking prick. 567 00:33:02,650 --> 00:33:03,785 - What was her name again? 568 00:33:03,885 --> 00:33:05,152 I know she knows mine 569 00:33:05,252 --> 00:33:06,588 'cause she screamed it a thousand fuckin' times. 570 00:33:06,688 --> 00:33:08,088 - Fucking relax, Buck. - Seriously, Buck? 571 00:33:08,188 --> 00:33:09,223 You're such a fucking asshole. 572 00:33:09,323 --> 00:33:10,758 - Never gets old man. 573 00:33:10,859 --> 00:33:13,828 - Seriously. Fuck you, asshole. 574 00:33:13,928 --> 00:33:17,732 - All right, Wes, let's see what you got. 575 00:33:22,469 --> 00:33:24,204 - She, she was more than funny 576 00:33:24,304 --> 00:33:25,640 and, and spirited and all that. 577 00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:28,208 You know, she, um, she... 578 00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:40,622 Just toss it, Marino. 579 00:33:46,594 --> 00:33:48,495 - What the fuck, man? That was a perfect throw. 580 00:33:48,596 --> 00:33:49,797 What are you doing? 581 00:33:49,898 --> 00:33:52,734 - There's something in the woods. 582 00:33:54,802 --> 00:33:56,004 - I don't see anything. 583 00:33:56,103 --> 00:33:57,170 - You couldn't see a pair a titties 584 00:33:57,271 --> 00:33:58,205 if they slapped you in the face. 585 00:33:58,305 --> 00:34:00,173 - What'd you see, Wes? 586 00:34:00,274 --> 00:34:01,776 One of those confederate fuckers? 587 00:34:01,876 --> 00:34:03,711 - No, I don't think so. 588 00:34:03,811 --> 00:34:04,846 - Maybe it was a bear. 589 00:34:04,946 --> 00:34:07,782 - No. Guys, I'm serious. 590 00:34:17,491 --> 00:34:19,126 What the hell, Buck? 591 00:34:19,226 --> 00:34:21,061 - Warn us before you blast off in our ear, Dude. 592 00:34:21,161 --> 00:34:23,263 - A crow? Why the hell would you shoot that? 593 00:34:23,363 --> 00:34:24,933 - I was warming up my trigger finger. 594 00:34:25,033 --> 00:34:26,034 - You gonna eat it? 595 00:34:26,133 --> 00:34:27,367 - Fuck no. Who eats crow, man? 596 00:34:27,467 --> 00:34:29,102 - At least bury it or something, man. 597 00:34:29,202 --> 00:34:31,906 - I'm gonna waste my time burying a fucking crow? 598 00:34:36,209 --> 00:34:40,548 - We should head out soon. We're losing daylight. 599 00:35:21,990 --> 00:35:26,226 - Hey, enjoy the only reach-around you're ever gonna get. 600 00:35:26,326 --> 00:35:28,596 While we're at it, there's a lot of log, 601 00:35:28,696 --> 00:35:30,832 so scoot the fuck over. 602 00:35:32,466 --> 00:35:33,467 - Sorry. 603 00:35:40,041 --> 00:35:42,844 - So you think Wes saw a bear? 604 00:35:43,377 --> 00:35:44,679 - Probably. 605 00:35:44,779 --> 00:35:46,413 As long as you're faster than the slowest guy, 606 00:35:46,514 --> 00:35:49,182 it shouldn't be a problem. 607 00:35:49,282 --> 00:35:51,418 Although you got a lot of extra weight 608 00:35:51,519 --> 00:35:54,989 in your colon slowing you down, so. 609 00:35:55,089 --> 00:35:56,924 - No, no, I'm fine. 610 00:35:58,225 --> 00:36:00,293 - I swear to God, if you fart, 611 00:36:00,394 --> 00:36:03,731 I'm gonna stab you with an antler. 612 00:37:23,276 --> 00:37:24,078 - Fucker! 613 00:37:24,178 --> 00:37:25,780 - What the hell? 614 00:37:27,982 --> 00:37:28,916 - Karlos? 615 00:37:29,016 --> 00:37:30,551 Karlos! Karlos! 616 00:37:31,251 --> 00:37:33,187 - Fuck! 617 00:37:33,286 --> 00:37:34,488 - Karlos! 618 00:37:37,558 --> 00:37:41,529 Karlos! 619 00:37:49,237 --> 00:37:52,106 - I dropped her on the spot. 620 00:37:52,206 --> 00:37:54,776 - You sick, sick fuck. 621 00:38:13,761 --> 00:38:16,864 - All right, first slab's Egbert's. 622 00:38:16,964 --> 00:38:18,266 Hey J.B., Come get this. 623 00:38:18,365 --> 00:38:19,834 - Guys, this was barely in the pan. 624 00:38:19,934 --> 00:38:22,036 - Yeah, just long enough to heat up the juices 625 00:38:22,136 --> 00:38:24,371 and by juices, I mean blood. 626 00:38:24,471 --> 00:38:26,274 - Nothing worse than a dry heart. 627 00:38:26,373 --> 00:38:27,508 - That's right. 628 00:38:30,678 --> 00:38:32,180 - J.B., you wanna fix your radio, it's- 629 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,081 Oh, fuck! 630 00:38:34,182 --> 00:38:35,415 - Hey, turn that thing off. 631 00:38:35,516 --> 00:38:37,819 - Son of a bitch must have sold me a lemon. 632 00:38:37,919 --> 00:38:42,690 What the hell? 633 00:38:42,790 --> 00:38:45,458 Piece of shit, fucking 'Burban. 634 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,328 - Surprised you get a signal out here anyway, man. 635 00:38:48,428 --> 00:38:50,865 - All right, it's gettin' cold now. Come on. 636 00:38:50,965 --> 00:38:53,134 - Come on, man. It doesn't taste like anything. 637 00:38:53,234 --> 00:38:54,401 - Yeah, it's like pate. 638 00:38:54,501 --> 00:38:55,736 - Pat what? 639 00:38:55,837 --> 00:38:57,205 - It's like duck liver, fucker. Just eat it. 640 00:38:57,305 --> 00:38:59,941 Here, wash it down with this. 641 00:39:05,780 --> 00:39:10,383 Uh-oh. 642 00:39:11,619 --> 00:39:14,856 - Oh! - Gross, dude. 643 00:39:14,956 --> 00:39:15,957 - It's pathetic, man. 644 00:39:16,057 --> 00:39:17,291 - Where's the water? 645 00:39:17,390 --> 00:39:20,962 - There's no water at camp, Ep. Beer only 646 00:39:25,365 --> 00:39:28,569 - No, no, no. Fuck you, crazy man. 647 00:39:28,669 --> 00:39:31,404 - Take it. - I'm not eating that. 648 00:39:31,505 --> 00:39:34,441 - Didn't know we had two pansy asses here at camp. 649 00:39:34,542 --> 00:39:36,344 - It's a doe, Karlos. 650 00:39:36,443 --> 00:39:37,945 - Your point? 651 00:39:38,045 --> 00:39:39,313 - We don't have a doe tag. 652 00:39:39,412 --> 00:39:41,349 - We always eat the first heart, Wes. 653 00:39:41,448 --> 00:39:43,217 - Of the first buck, Buck. 654 00:39:43,317 --> 00:39:45,186 - Yeah, whatever. Okay? 655 00:39:45,286 --> 00:39:47,088 To the first kill of '86. 656 00:39:47,188 --> 00:39:48,556 - Fuck yeah. 657 00:39:49,891 --> 00:39:51,525 Right here baby. 658 00:39:52,293 --> 00:39:53,393 - Cheers, gentlemen. - Cheers. 659 00:39:53,493 --> 00:39:54,962 - Cheers. - Cheers. 660 00:40:01,869 --> 00:40:03,871 - What wrong with it? - Maggots. 661 00:40:09,176 --> 00:40:11,579 - What the fuck is that? 662 00:40:12,780 --> 00:40:15,816 - Guys? Come in here now. 663 00:40:17,585 --> 00:40:19,954 - What does he want now? 664 00:40:20,588 --> 00:40:23,257 The fuck is it now, Egbert? 665 00:40:23,357 --> 00:40:25,192 - The bear trap's gone. 666 00:40:25,293 --> 00:40:26,661 Why would they take the bear trap? 667 00:40:26,761 --> 00:40:30,264 - Those things are worth like 200 bucks, man. 668 00:40:30,364 --> 00:40:31,832 - Those assholes know we're here. 669 00:40:31,933 --> 00:40:33,634 - Gah. Guys, they're just trying to scare us, okay? 670 00:40:33,734 --> 00:40:35,102 They're fucking with us, right? 671 00:40:35,202 --> 00:40:36,170 We're here to have fun. 672 00:40:36,270 --> 00:40:37,305 This is Deer Camp, right? 673 00:40:37,405 --> 00:40:39,540 Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer. 674 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,043 Let's go, out the door. Come on. 675 00:40:42,143 --> 00:40:45,112 - You guys can do what you want. But I'm going to bed. 676 00:40:45,212 --> 00:40:46,547 - Same here, Buck. 677 00:40:46,647 --> 00:40:49,183 - That's fuckin' bullshit. 678 00:40:50,251 --> 00:40:53,354 What? A little worm infestation draw your pussies out? 679 00:40:53,453 --> 00:40:55,957 - Yes. - Drink this. Here. 680 00:41:00,528 --> 00:41:01,896 The party's just getting start- 681 00:41:15,009 --> 00:41:18,546 - Buck, shut the fuck up or I'm teabagging you. 682 00:41:54,715 --> 00:41:58,052 - Simon, turn that thing off, man. 683 00:42:02,089 --> 00:42:03,724 Seriously, dude. 684 00:43:29,511 --> 00:43:32,179 - It's inside me! 685 00:43:32,279 --> 00:43:33,414 It got inside me! 686 00:43:33,515 --> 00:43:35,483 It's fucking inside me! 687 00:43:35,584 --> 00:43:37,651 Ah! Ah! - W- what the fuck? 688 00:43:37,751 --> 00:43:39,420 What is it, what is it, man? 689 00:43:39,521 --> 00:43:40,855 - What is happening? 690 00:43:40,955 --> 00:43:42,690 Egbert, what is inside you? - What's going on? 691 00:43:42,790 --> 00:43:44,325 - Someone gag the bitch. 692 00:43:44,425 --> 00:43:47,094 - It was crawling on my leg. 693 00:43:47,661 --> 00:43:48,729 It embedded. 694 00:43:48,829 --> 00:43:51,365 - Well, what the hell is it? 695 00:43:51,465 --> 00:43:52,466 - I don't know. 696 00:43:58,573 --> 00:43:59,707 - All right, let's see it. 697 00:43:59,807 --> 00:44:02,810 - I think it was a dream. - Strip. 698 00:44:02,910 --> 00:44:04,945 - Guys, seriously, I think it was just a dream. 699 00:44:05,045 --> 00:44:06,615 - Hey, Buck, what the hell's in that shit, man? 700 00:44:06,714 --> 00:44:09,416 - I don't know, but I feel bulletproof. 701 00:44:09,518 --> 00:44:10,718 Strip. 702 00:44:13,220 --> 00:44:15,022 - Oh! - Shit! 703 00:44:15,990 --> 00:44:17,526 - Looks like your nuts are wearing a pelt. 704 00:44:17,626 --> 00:44:19,226 - Woo. I think we just found Bigfoot. 705 00:44:19,326 --> 00:44:21,328 - Holy shit. Hey, you're gonna have to hold up that shaft. 706 00:44:21,428 --> 00:44:22,463 - What? 707 00:44:22,564 --> 00:44:23,931 - He needs to examine your cock bag. 708 00:44:24,031 --> 00:44:25,799 'Cause if it is what we think it is, 709 00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:29,270 you're gonna want Karlos to get it out real pronto like. 710 00:44:29,370 --> 00:44:30,804 - It looks like hairy bat wings. 711 00:44:30,905 --> 00:44:33,307 - Oh God. - Take a look. 712 00:44:36,110 --> 00:44:39,313 - Yep. Oh, that thing's buried in your coin purse 713 00:44:39,413 --> 00:44:40,681 like it's treasure hunting. 714 00:44:40,781 --> 00:44:42,116 Mm-mm. - What is it? 715 00:44:42,216 --> 00:44:45,319 - It's a fucking deer tick. - Well get it out. 716 00:44:45,419 --> 00:44:46,353 - I'm gonna need some light. 717 00:44:46,453 --> 00:44:47,821 - I'll start the generator. 718 00:44:47,922 --> 00:44:49,857 - All right, what's the plan, Karlos? 719 00:44:49,957 --> 00:44:52,159 - Well, when the little baby stops squirming, 720 00:44:52,259 --> 00:44:53,394 I can get the head out. 721 00:44:53,494 --> 00:44:56,197 - You hear that, Ep? Don't squirm. 722 00:45:03,470 --> 00:45:07,007 - It hurts. 723 00:45:07,107 --> 00:45:09,977 - I haven't touched you yet. 724 00:45:15,517 --> 00:45:16,884 - Eg, hold still 725 00:45:16,984 --> 00:45:18,752 or the head will break off inside you. 726 00:45:18,852 --> 00:45:20,487 - Aren't these things filled with disease? 727 00:45:20,589 --> 00:45:21,989 - Yeah. Whine disease. - Huh? 728 00:45:22,089 --> 00:45:25,392 - You're fucking whining. Shut up. 729 00:45:28,095 --> 00:45:30,532 Oh! 730 00:45:37,639 --> 00:45:40,307 - Congratulations. - Oh shit. 731 00:45:40,407 --> 00:45:41,976 - You survived. 732 00:45:42,476 --> 00:45:43,578 - Am I bleeding? 733 00:45:43,678 --> 00:45:45,614 - All right. Who needs a drink? 734 00:45:49,483 --> 00:45:51,586 What the fuck did you do, J.B.? 735 00:45:51,686 --> 00:45:52,654 - What do you mean? 736 00:45:52,753 --> 00:45:54,255 - What's up with the generator? 737 00:45:54,355 --> 00:45:55,657 - I don't fucking know. 738 00:45:55,789 --> 00:45:56,890 You and Karlos are the electricians, dude. 739 00:45:56,991 --> 00:45:59,561 - It's not an electrical motor dipshit. 740 00:45:59,661 --> 00:46:01,529 Is there fuel in it? 741 00:46:10,337 --> 00:46:11,673 - Son of a bitch. 742 00:46:11,772 --> 00:46:14,208 - J.B.! - Gimme a second. 743 00:46:14,808 --> 00:46:18,345 - Dude. 744 00:46:22,216 --> 00:46:25,119 - Who the fuck took my kill? 745 00:46:26,086 --> 00:46:28,255 - Maybe it was those assholes from the bar. 746 00:46:30,090 --> 00:46:32,527 - We're going huntin'. 747 00:46:32,627 --> 00:46:34,562 - Wait a second. Guys? 748 00:46:34,663 --> 00:46:36,430 - Get your pants on, Ep. 749 00:46:36,531 --> 00:46:38,098 - They were probably just fucking with us. 750 00:46:38,198 --> 00:46:40,367 I mean, we're not killing anybody, right? 751 00:46:40,467 --> 00:46:42,671 - You might not be. 752 00:46:42,771 --> 00:46:46,440 - Hell of a thing, Deer Camp, isn't it? 753 00:47:16,538 --> 00:47:20,107 - When we find these fuckers, I get first shot. 754 00:47:20,207 --> 00:47:21,643 - Shoot to scare, please. 755 00:47:21,743 --> 00:47:22,943 - Marines shoot to kill. 756 00:47:23,043 --> 00:47:23,977 - Buck, why'd you invite this guy? 757 00:47:24,078 --> 00:47:25,112 - He's on work release. 758 00:47:25,212 --> 00:47:26,715 I thought it'd be good for him. 759 00:47:26,815 --> 00:47:28,248 - Yeah, I can hear you fuckers. 760 00:47:28,349 --> 00:47:29,751 - Hey, everybody, relax. All right? 761 00:47:29,850 --> 00:47:31,018 We're not killing anyone. Right, Karlos? 762 00:47:31,118 --> 00:47:34,522 - Hey. 763 00:47:35,322 --> 00:47:36,457 - What is it? 764 00:47:36,558 --> 00:47:40,961 - I don't know but it's hunched over my deer. 765 00:47:43,297 --> 00:47:44,865 - Whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 766 00:47:44,965 --> 00:47:45,933 - What the fuck's it look like, shit stain? 767 00:47:46,033 --> 00:47:47,034 I'm gonna shoot it. 768 00:47:47,134 --> 00:47:48,235 Get your hand off my barrel. 769 00:47:48,335 --> 00:47:50,137 - You don't even know what it is. 770 00:47:50,237 --> 00:47:52,807 - It could be a bear, but they should be hibernating, right? 771 00:47:55,376 --> 00:47:56,877 - It does sort of look like a bear. 772 00:47:56,977 --> 00:47:58,212 - Can't shoot a bear. 773 00:47:58,312 --> 00:47:59,814 - Bull fucking shit I can't. 774 00:47:59,913 --> 00:48:01,148 - It's out of season, asshole. 775 00:48:01,248 --> 00:48:02,950 - It stole my kill. - Good. Let it. 776 00:48:03,050 --> 00:48:06,453 Now let's get the hell out of here. 777 00:48:18,767 --> 00:48:19,967 - Nope. - Shit. 778 00:48:20,067 --> 00:48:22,002 - Go, go, go. - I see you fucker! 779 00:48:22,102 --> 00:48:26,106 - Let's go, you fucking lunatic. Come on. 780 00:48:38,553 --> 00:48:40,655 - Hey! Why'd you run? 781 00:48:40,755 --> 00:48:41,756 I had the shot. 782 00:48:41,856 --> 00:48:43,123 I could have ended this war. 783 00:48:43,223 --> 00:48:44,826 - What fucking war, Karlos? 784 00:48:44,925 --> 00:48:46,427 We're in Northern Michigan. 785 00:48:46,528 --> 00:48:48,429 - All right, everyone, uncinch your girdles. Take a breath. 786 00:48:48,530 --> 00:48:50,964 You, drink this and calm the fuck down, huh? 787 00:48:51,064 --> 00:48:53,467 - I don't want a beer, Buck. It's not even 9:00 AM. 788 00:48:53,568 --> 00:48:56,103 - Exactly. We shoulda had the first one at six. 789 00:48:56,203 --> 00:48:59,574 All right. Who saw what it was? 790 00:48:59,674 --> 00:49:00,675 Huh? 791 00:49:01,676 --> 00:49:03,611 Personally, I, I think it was like a possum. 792 00:49:03,711 --> 00:49:05,012 - A fucking possum, dude? - You're fucking kidding me, 793 00:49:05,112 --> 00:49:06,581 man? - A possum?! 794 00:49:06,681 --> 00:49:08,282 - It had a white face. What out here has a white face? 795 00:49:08,382 --> 00:49:10,150 - Those hilljacks, they're pretty white. 796 00:49:10,250 --> 00:49:12,052 - I don't think it was a hilljack, Simon. 797 00:49:12,152 --> 00:49:13,555 - Well, maybe it was a wolf. 798 00:49:13,655 --> 00:49:15,557 - Wait, wolves? There are wolves out here? 799 00:49:15,657 --> 00:49:18,626 - Wolves don't make rattling sounds, all right? 800 00:49:18,726 --> 00:49:19,894 This is something else. 801 00:49:19,993 --> 00:49:23,765 - Hey, dudes. 802 00:49:23,865 --> 00:49:25,700 I got it on tape. 803 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:27,936 - Let's see it. 804 00:49:31,806 --> 00:49:35,075 - Take a look. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 805 00:49:39,614 --> 00:49:41,549 You suck at filming. 806 00:49:42,416 --> 00:49:43,952 You got fucking Parkinson's or something? 807 00:49:44,051 --> 00:49:45,085 - Fucking film it then next time. 808 00:49:45,185 --> 00:49:46,320 How about that? - Fuck you, man. 809 00:49:46,420 --> 00:49:47,655 Fuck you, man. - Let me see it. 810 00:49:47,755 --> 00:49:48,756 - Fucking bitch! - Come on, man. 811 00:49:48,857 --> 00:49:49,724 Come on. Stop, man. 812 00:49:50,592 --> 00:49:52,993 - Call me a bitch again. 813 00:50:16,651 --> 00:50:17,552 - Simon? 814 00:50:17,652 --> 00:50:18,853 Here. Lemme see it. 815 00:50:24,424 --> 00:50:25,425 Oh shit. 816 00:50:28,763 --> 00:50:30,097 - Let's go. 817 00:50:30,197 --> 00:50:31,699 - What the fuck you talking about? 818 00:50:31,799 --> 00:50:33,066 - We're not staying out here. 819 00:50:33,166 --> 00:50:34,769 Not with whatever the hell that is. 820 00:50:34,869 --> 00:50:36,804 - No one's fucking going anywhere. 821 00:50:36,905 --> 00:50:38,405 - Who's driving me? 822 00:50:38,506 --> 00:50:43,043 - And no one's fucking driving your ass nowhere neither. 823 00:50:45,847 --> 00:50:47,180 - Simon, where you going? 824 00:50:47,281 --> 00:50:50,585 - I'm going back to Detroit where it's safe. 825 00:50:50,685 --> 00:50:52,052 - Simon! 826 00:50:52,152 --> 00:50:53,821 - Candy ass! 827 00:50:53,922 --> 00:50:55,023 - Go to hell, Karlos. 828 00:50:55,122 --> 00:50:56,724 - Oh, I've been there already. 829 00:50:56,824 --> 00:50:58,660 It's called Beirut. 830 00:51:02,462 --> 00:51:04,599 - Hey, Simon. What the hell, man? 831 00:51:04,699 --> 00:51:06,000 - You saw that thing? 832 00:51:06,099 --> 00:51:07,234 - Yeah, it was probably one of those rednecks 833 00:51:07,334 --> 00:51:08,636 playing dress up or something. 834 00:51:08,736 --> 00:51:10,404 - I'm not sticking around to find out, Wes. 835 00:51:10,505 --> 00:51:11,873 - We got six guns and a crate of ammo, man. Come on. 836 00:51:11,973 --> 00:51:13,173 - Yeah, you'll need all of it. 837 00:51:13,273 --> 00:51:16,376 - You're gonna get lost. You dick. 838 00:51:20,180 --> 00:51:21,415 - Me lost? 839 00:51:22,951 --> 00:51:24,184 - Yeah. 840 00:51:24,284 --> 00:51:25,954 - You know, Wes, you hadn't been hunting 841 00:51:26,054 --> 00:51:27,087 with us for two years 842 00:51:27,187 --> 00:51:29,591 because you were fuckin' lost. 843 00:51:29,691 --> 00:51:35,429 And the sad thing is, if you stay here, you're fuckin' dead. 844 00:51:36,096 --> 00:51:38,666 So let's go, man. Let's go. 845 00:51:38,766 --> 00:51:39,968 - I can't, Simon. 846 00:51:40,068 --> 00:51:41,468 Whoever's out there fucking with us 847 00:51:41,569 --> 00:51:45,974 is probably the same crazed asshole that killed her. 848 00:51:46,074 --> 00:51:48,643 - Wes, I'm not sure that thing was a man. 849 00:51:48,743 --> 00:51:52,446 - I can't leave here until I find out. 850 00:51:55,883 --> 00:51:57,752 - Good luck, Rambo. 851 00:52:09,229 --> 00:52:11,566 - What is it you think? 852 00:52:12,634 --> 00:52:15,036 - Whatever it is, it's gonna be hanging 853 00:52:15,135 --> 00:52:16,938 from the buck pole before dinner. 854 00:52:17,038 --> 00:52:19,941 - Fuck yeah. - That's right, buddy. 855 00:52:20,041 --> 00:52:21,241 - He left. 856 00:52:21,341 --> 00:52:24,646 You guys, I, I can't let him walk out alone. 857 00:52:24,746 --> 00:52:26,047 - He's a deserter. 858 00:52:26,146 --> 00:52:27,982 - You stop with that bullshit war talk, man. 859 00:52:28,082 --> 00:52:29,449 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 860 00:52:29,550 --> 00:52:30,952 You don't know what it's like to have served, okay? 861 00:52:31,052 --> 00:52:32,352 - Oh, but you do. 862 00:52:32,452 --> 00:52:34,154 Buck, you spent two weeks in the Marines and then quit. 863 00:52:34,254 --> 00:52:35,757 - I was honorably discharged 864 00:52:35,857 --> 00:52:37,224 after they found a heart murmur. 865 00:52:37,324 --> 00:52:38,926 And you know that you son of a rotten bitch. 866 00:52:39,027 --> 00:52:40,193 - Guys. Come on. 867 00:52:40,293 --> 00:52:42,396 - J.B., can I get the truck keys? 868 00:52:42,496 --> 00:52:43,598 - J.B. 869 00:52:43,698 --> 00:52:46,199 - I'm gonna drive Simon out and I'll be right back. 870 00:52:46,299 --> 00:52:50,138 - You hand him those keys, J.B., I'll stab your knee. 871 00:52:50,237 --> 00:52:51,773 - He's not gonna stab your knee. 872 00:52:51,873 --> 00:52:53,440 - Oh no. He, he will. 873 00:52:53,541 --> 00:52:54,474 He will. 874 00:52:56,644 --> 00:52:58,146 - Probably won't start anyway. 875 00:52:58,245 --> 00:53:00,815 - Why do you care so much, Karlos? 876 00:53:00,915 --> 00:53:02,617 - Because Wesley, 877 00:53:04,519 --> 00:53:07,454 I paid the price for cowards. 878 00:53:08,056 --> 00:53:10,257 - What happened? 879 00:53:11,826 --> 00:53:13,795 - Hummus eater cut me 880 00:53:15,763 --> 00:53:17,632 collar to collar, 881 00:53:17,732 --> 00:53:19,299 left me to die. 882 00:53:19,934 --> 00:53:21,703 Did I deserve that 883 00:53:22,770 --> 00:53:27,240 because I stayed and fought while others ran? 884 00:53:32,345 --> 00:53:33,514 I served this country 885 00:53:33,614 --> 00:53:36,884 to protect your American right to hunt. 886 00:53:50,397 --> 00:53:53,333 - I say we exercise that right. 887 00:53:53,433 --> 00:53:55,536 - You see, now it feels like a hunting trip. 888 00:53:55,636 --> 00:53:58,973 - Fuck yeah. 889 00:53:59,073 --> 00:54:00,440 - Holy shit! 890 00:54:01,274 --> 00:54:02,510 - Take cover! - Let's go. 891 00:54:02,610 --> 00:54:03,978 We gotta get inside. - Wait, man! 892 00:54:04,078 --> 00:54:06,614 - Come on! - Come on, come on. 893 00:54:07,314 --> 00:54:08,883 - Shit! - They actually shot him 894 00:54:08,983 --> 00:54:10,383 with a fucking arrow. 895 00:54:10,484 --> 00:54:12,553 Someone lock the door! 896 00:54:12,653 --> 00:54:13,921 - We gotta get you to a hospital. 897 00:54:14,021 --> 00:54:16,456 - Bullshit! Push it through. 898 00:54:16,557 --> 00:54:18,258 - What!? - Push it through? 899 00:54:18,358 --> 00:54:20,661 - If we pull it out, the broadhead will tear everything up. 900 00:54:20,762 --> 00:54:25,332 We gotta push it through. All the way through. 901 00:54:27,835 --> 00:54:29,436 - Oh! - Geez. 902 00:54:32,774 --> 00:54:33,775 - Well? 903 00:54:35,576 --> 00:54:36,511 - All right. I'll do it. 904 00:54:36,611 --> 00:54:38,045 I'll do it. I'll do it. 905 00:54:38,146 --> 00:54:39,213 Okay. You ready, bud? 906 00:54:39,312 --> 00:54:40,782 - Yeah. Ow. - Sorry, sorry. 907 00:54:40,882 --> 00:54:42,349 - Okay. Okay. 908 00:54:43,217 --> 00:54:44,451 Oh! Fuck. 909 00:54:47,755 --> 00:54:49,223 No, I don't think I can do it, man. 910 00:54:49,322 --> 00:54:50,892 - Come on, man. Liquid balls, let's go. 911 00:54:50,992 --> 00:54:52,760 - Fuck. All right. 912 00:54:55,428 --> 00:54:56,429 Ah! Ready! 913 00:54:56,531 --> 00:54:58,331 - Oh, shit. - Come on. 914 00:54:58,431 --> 00:55:00,268 - Okay. Here we go, here we go. 915 00:55:00,367 --> 00:55:03,237 Oh, I can see the tip! 916 00:55:03,336 --> 00:55:05,740 Almost! - Holy shit, man. 917 00:55:11,279 --> 00:55:13,480 Fuck. Oh fuck, oh fuck. 918 00:55:16,284 --> 00:55:18,553 What the hell is that? 919 00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:21,354 - That's no broadhead. 920 00:55:21,454 --> 00:55:22,824 Is that stone? 921 00:55:31,666 --> 00:55:34,802 - It's outside. - Grab the guns. 922 00:55:41,075 --> 00:55:42,210 Stay on my six. 923 00:55:42,310 --> 00:55:43,376 - Let's squash this fucking turd. 924 00:55:43,476 --> 00:55:45,513 - Ep, grab the fucking ammo. 925 00:55:45,613 --> 00:55:47,782 - Why me? - 'Cause you're the bitch. 926 00:56:07,434 --> 00:56:09,469 - Shoo, you're fast for a fat man. 927 00:56:09,570 --> 00:56:12,607 - Wrong. I'm fat for a fast man. 928 00:56:14,075 --> 00:56:16,010 - I got the ammo. 929 00:56:16,110 --> 00:56:17,377 - Oh, good do you want me 930 00:56:17,477 --> 00:56:20,815 to lick your crinkle star or something? 931 00:56:20,915 --> 00:56:22,683 Fuck no, pack rat. 932 00:56:23,551 --> 00:56:24,919 - I brought it out for you guys. 933 00:56:25,019 --> 00:56:26,654 - Good. And you can carry it for us too. 934 00:56:26,754 --> 00:56:29,657 You see anything, man? - No. 935 00:56:31,158 --> 00:56:32,693 - You fucking carry it. 936 00:56:32,793 --> 00:56:35,363 - Oh, look. A fucking tough guy, huh? 937 00:56:35,462 --> 00:56:36,631 - Ow! You fucking twerp. 938 00:56:36,731 --> 00:56:38,799 - Hey, Egbert, stop embarrassing yourself. 939 00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:40,601 - Hey, Egbert, calm down, man. Come on. 940 00:56:40,701 --> 00:56:42,502 - Yeah, it's easy for you to say, Wes, 941 00:56:42,603 --> 00:56:44,639 you haven't been treated like a piece of shit all week. 942 00:56:47,508 --> 00:56:48,576 That's funny, huh? 943 00:56:48,676 --> 00:56:50,011 You know what, you bastards? 944 00:56:50,111 --> 00:56:52,980 You two can go fuck each other. 945 00:56:58,519 --> 00:56:59,754 - Look at that. 946 00:56:59,854 --> 00:57:01,656 You finally got some nuts in that hairy sack. 947 00:57:01,756 --> 00:57:04,091 - Okay, I'm sorry guys. 948 00:57:05,192 --> 00:57:06,327 I just, uh- 949 00:57:06,426 --> 00:57:07,361 - No, don't ever apologize, Ep. 950 00:57:07,460 --> 00:57:08,663 - That's right. 951 00:57:08,763 --> 00:57:10,064 You shove our shit right back into us 952 00:57:10,164 --> 00:57:11,498 when we give it to you, buddy. 953 00:57:11,599 --> 00:57:12,600 - I guess, I guess you guys just pushed me 954 00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:14,635 a little too hard. 955 00:57:15,736 --> 00:57:18,306 I gotta tell you guys something. 956 00:57:18,406 --> 00:57:21,075 That night at the bar, I went out to- 957 00:57:25,513 --> 00:57:27,181 - Egbert? - Guys. 958 00:57:28,082 --> 00:57:29,517 Egbert! 959 00:57:29,617 --> 00:57:31,218 Ep! - Oh my God! 960 00:57:32,353 --> 00:57:33,888 - Ep! - Ep! Ep! 961 00:57:34,622 --> 00:57:36,424 Where'd he go? - What the hell? 962 00:57:36,524 --> 00:57:37,591 - Ep! - Ep! 963 00:57:37,692 --> 00:57:38,926 - We're coming, buddy. 964 00:57:42,663 --> 00:57:44,098 - Ep, where are you? - Fuck. 965 00:57:44,198 --> 00:57:45,498 - Is he okay? 966 00:57:45,599 --> 00:57:48,369 - He's fine as peach fucking cobbler. 967 00:57:48,468 --> 00:57:50,004 - Ep! - Ep! 968 00:57:50,104 --> 00:57:51,839 Where is he? - Ep! 969 00:57:52,506 --> 00:57:54,041 - Egbert! - Ep! 970 00:57:56,410 --> 00:57:57,445 - Ep! 971 00:57:57,545 --> 00:57:59,213 - Shit. - Egbert! 972 00:58:01,682 --> 00:58:05,152 Guys. 973 00:58:31,979 --> 00:58:32,980 - Egbert! 974 00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:34,949 - Ep, buddy. 975 00:58:39,553 --> 00:58:42,089 - Hey, Egbert. - Ep, buddy. 976 00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:00,775 - Ep? 977 00:59:02,376 --> 00:59:03,711 - Holy shit. 978 00:59:08,582 --> 00:59:10,317 - Egbert. Oh God. 979 00:59:18,426 --> 00:59:20,294 - What the fuck is this thing? 980 00:59:21,495 --> 00:59:24,698 Jesus! 981 00:59:25,766 --> 00:59:28,702 - Ep, buddy? - What the fuck? 982 00:59:33,307 --> 00:59:35,843 - Fuck. 983 00:59:35,943 --> 00:59:38,446 I guess he finally took that shit. 984 00:59:56,263 --> 00:59:58,265 Where the fuck is it? 985 00:59:59,733 --> 01:00:00,701 I'm out! 986 01:00:00,801 --> 01:00:02,069 - Let's get the hell outta here. 987 01:00:02,169 --> 01:00:03,370 - Fucking run! 988 01:00:03,471 --> 01:00:04,371 - Ah! 989 01:00:11,345 --> 01:00:14,648 - You got the keys? - I got the fucking keys. 990 01:00:14,748 --> 01:00:16,183 - It better start. - It'll fucking start. 991 01:00:16,283 --> 01:00:17,284 - It better fucking start. 992 01:00:17,384 --> 01:00:18,219 - It'll fucking start, fat ass. 993 01:00:22,022 --> 01:00:24,526 - Oh, god. 994 01:00:24,658 --> 01:00:29,630 What the hell? 995 01:00:31,465 --> 01:00:33,033 - What the fuck? 996 01:00:35,336 --> 01:00:37,872 - Who the fuck's in there? 997 01:00:46,413 --> 01:00:47,414 - Oh shit. 998 01:00:49,416 --> 01:00:51,018 - Oh! - Oh shit! 999 01:00:54,255 --> 01:00:55,289 Oh shit! 1000 01:01:20,281 --> 01:01:21,382 - The fuck? 1001 01:01:23,684 --> 01:01:25,587 - Oh shit. Oh fuck. 1002 01:01:27,054 --> 01:01:28,789 - We need ammo. - No fucking shit, man. 1003 01:01:30,391 --> 01:01:31,560 - Oh! - Holy fuck! 1004 01:01:31,660 --> 01:01:32,860 - Shit! 1005 01:01:39,066 --> 01:01:40,801 - Where is it? - It's gone. 1006 01:01:40,901 --> 01:01:42,403 - Yeah and so is its tomahawk. 1007 01:01:42,503 --> 01:01:43,672 - Don't be telling me this thing's a fucking Indian? 1008 01:01:43,771 --> 01:01:44,939 - I ain't saying shit, okay? 1009 01:01:45,039 --> 01:01:46,340 - Where's the rest of the ammo? 1010 01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:48,543 - In the corner. - Oh fuck! 1011 01:01:48,643 --> 01:01:50,311 - What's it want from us? - Shit! 1012 01:01:50,411 --> 01:01:52,614 Egbert must have grabbed it all, which means we're fucked. 1013 01:01:52,713 --> 01:01:54,348 - Here. Here. 1014 01:01:54,448 --> 01:01:56,217 There's a dozen in there. 1015 01:01:56,317 --> 01:01:57,552 Get away from the door. 1016 01:01:57,652 --> 01:01:59,220 - I'm just trying to look, man. 1017 01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:01,523 That thing flipped the 'Burban like it was a Matchbox car. 1018 01:02:01,623 --> 01:02:04,758 That door is made a pine lumber. 1019 01:02:05,292 --> 01:02:06,794 - Shit. - Fuck. 1020 01:02:09,531 --> 01:02:11,131 - What the fuck was that thing? 1021 01:02:11,232 --> 01:02:12,766 - I don't know. 1022 01:02:12,866 --> 01:02:14,068 But we're no longer the hunters. 1023 01:02:14,168 --> 01:02:15,637 - You mean it's fucking coming back? 1024 01:02:15,736 --> 01:02:16,705 - Oh yeah. 1025 01:02:16,804 --> 01:02:17,871 - How can you be so sure? 1026 01:02:17,972 --> 01:02:18,739 - Because we're still breathing. 1027 01:02:18,839 --> 01:02:20,241 - What's the plan, guys? 1028 01:02:20,341 --> 01:02:22,611 - This may surprise you, but I say we run for it. 1029 01:02:22,711 --> 01:02:23,911 - No, no. We'll end up like Ep. 1030 01:02:24,011 --> 01:02:25,779 - No. Only the slowest one of us. 1031 01:02:25,879 --> 01:02:27,114 - Come on, Buck. 1032 01:02:27,214 --> 01:02:29,517 Hey, it's survival of the fittest, fucker. 1033 01:02:29,618 --> 01:02:31,318 - I have an idea. 1034 01:02:32,152 --> 01:02:33,887 In Lebanon- - Here we go again. 1035 01:02:33,988 --> 01:02:36,290 - We took cover in a metal warehouse 1036 01:02:36,390 --> 01:02:38,560 where the rebels set up a booby trap for us. 1037 01:02:38,660 --> 01:02:39,661 - Okay. 1038 01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:42,196 - Wired electricity to it. 1039 01:02:42,296 --> 01:02:44,098 One poor bastard, a private from West Virginia, 1040 01:02:44,198 --> 01:02:46,934 he leaned up next to the exterior wall and it, uh, 1041 01:02:47,034 --> 01:02:48,936 and it, uh- - And it what? 1042 01:02:49,036 --> 01:02:51,405 - And it sealed him to it. 1043 01:02:51,506 --> 01:02:53,073 - The fuck? What the fuck? 1044 01:02:53,173 --> 01:02:56,176 - Charred him like a slab of bacon. 1045 01:02:56,277 --> 01:02:59,413 That fucker set up a trap for Egbert. 1046 01:02:59,514 --> 01:03:01,181 I say we return the favor. 1047 01:03:01,282 --> 01:03:02,116 - Fuck yeah. 1048 01:03:02,216 --> 01:03:05,452 - We're not the Ghostbusters, Karlos. 1049 01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:08,989 - You have a better solution? 1050 01:03:39,521 --> 01:03:41,922 - Hey, Buck, Someone's gotta rig that generator. 1051 01:03:42,022 --> 01:03:43,692 - Generator's outside. - Yeah, no shit. 1052 01:03:43,792 --> 01:03:45,326 - Well, you fucking do it, man. 1053 01:03:45,426 --> 01:03:47,194 - Well, you always bragging about how you the fastest. 1054 01:03:47,294 --> 01:03:48,697 - Fuck. - Nah. 1055 01:03:48,797 --> 01:03:50,297 I need you thinking clear. 1056 01:03:50,397 --> 01:03:54,736 - If I'm thinking clear, I'm not going out there. Huh? 1057 01:05:00,934 --> 01:05:02,903 All right, so you're telling me 1058 01:05:03,003 --> 01:05:05,874 I wait for it to touch the cage and I pull this. 1059 01:05:05,973 --> 01:05:07,374 - And then it will fry its ass. 1060 01:05:07,474 --> 01:05:09,042 - It's not cutting it a little close? 1061 01:05:09,143 --> 01:05:11,011 - What do you guys think this thing is? 1062 01:05:11,111 --> 01:05:12,647 - You've asked that already. 1063 01:05:12,747 --> 01:05:14,081 - No one's given me an answer, so I'm gonna keep on asking. 1064 01:05:14,181 --> 01:05:15,916 - It's a fucking forest demon. 1065 01:05:16,016 --> 01:05:19,253 - I mean, where did it come from? 1066 01:05:20,988 --> 01:05:22,690 - What if it doesn't come back? Huh? 1067 01:05:22,791 --> 01:05:27,227 What if it waits us out? Wait's for us to go outside. 1068 01:05:27,327 --> 01:05:28,863 We only got 12 beers left. 1069 01:05:28,962 --> 01:05:31,733 - Is that all you fucking think about? 1070 01:05:31,833 --> 01:05:33,000 - No, I think about your sister 1071 01:05:33,100 --> 01:05:34,836 and her saucy bottom bits too. 1072 01:05:34,935 --> 01:05:36,336 - One more word about my sister 1073 01:05:36,437 --> 01:05:39,106 and I'll cut your fucking AIDS-riddled dick off. 1074 01:05:39,206 --> 01:05:41,709 - What was her name again? 1075 01:05:41,810 --> 01:05:46,681 - You're such an asshole. - Can you guys please shut up? 1076 01:05:47,749 --> 01:05:48,949 - 11. 1077 01:05:49,551 --> 01:05:50,785 - Buck, J.B., 1078 01:05:51,853 --> 01:05:54,823 I've been an awful friend of you guys and I'm sorry. 1079 01:05:54,923 --> 01:05:56,190 These last few years I've just been 1080 01:05:56,290 --> 01:05:57,659 so focused on keeping Carly happy- 1081 01:05:57,759 --> 01:05:59,493 - Oh shit. - What? 1082 01:06:00,562 --> 01:06:01,763 - This is the part 1083 01:06:01,863 --> 01:06:03,631 where we all say something meaningful before we die? 1084 01:06:03,731 --> 01:06:06,935 'Cause if I'm being honest, I don't give a fuck. 1085 01:06:07,034 --> 01:06:08,135 I, I don't want to hear it. 1086 01:06:08,235 --> 01:06:09,704 And it would please me greatly 1087 01:06:09,804 --> 01:06:11,840 if you would shut the fuck up. 1088 01:06:15,810 --> 01:06:19,079 Oh, good. Simon forgot his Simon. 1089 01:06:20,414 --> 01:06:21,716 - It's broken. 1090 01:06:22,750 --> 01:06:25,854 - No. 1091 01:06:25,954 --> 01:06:27,187 It's here. 1092 01:06:35,162 --> 01:06:35,563 - The fuck? 1093 01:06:41,401 --> 01:06:45,272 That things not broken. It's possessed. 1094 01:06:49,811 --> 01:06:51,513 What's it saying? 1095 01:06:57,217 --> 01:06:59,486 It's on the roof. 1096 01:06:59,587 --> 01:07:01,388 - Oh, oh, oh fuck. 1097 01:07:03,691 --> 01:07:05,425 - Fuck. - Oh shit. 1098 01:07:06,895 --> 01:07:09,062 It's playing with us with. 1099 01:07:09,162 --> 01:07:13,768 We're it's prey. 1100 01:07:14,936 --> 01:07:15,870 You gotta be patient. 1101 01:07:15,970 --> 01:07:17,471 He's trying to lure us outside. 1102 01:07:17,572 --> 01:07:21,976 It's just like back in fucking Lebanon- 1103 01:07:22,075 --> 01:07:23,443 - K- Karlos? 1104 01:07:29,017 --> 01:07:31,553 - Oh fuck! - Oh fuck. 1105 01:07:31,653 --> 01:07:32,620 Oh shit. 1106 01:07:36,024 --> 01:07:37,057 - Fuck. 1107 01:07:44,131 --> 01:07:48,502 - Guys, on the tomahawk, it's Star's necklace. 1108 01:07:51,271 --> 01:07:53,575 Oh, Jesus. - Holy shit! 1109 01:07:55,009 --> 01:07:57,077 - Pull the rope, Buck! 1110 01:07:57,177 --> 01:08:00,147 Fucking pull it! - I'm trying! 1111 01:08:00,882 --> 01:08:01,816 - Come on, Buck. 1112 01:08:01,916 --> 01:08:04,619 - Start, you son of a bitch! 1113 01:08:13,962 --> 01:08:15,195 Guys! 1114 01:08:16,831 --> 01:08:18,533 Oh fuck, oh fuck. 1115 01:08:23,503 --> 01:08:26,541 You guys see it? - Did it work? 1116 01:08:28,009 --> 01:08:29,176 - Now for my original plan. 1117 01:08:34,481 --> 01:08:35,482 Fuck. 1118 01:09:13,286 --> 01:09:14,689 - Ow! - Shit. 1119 01:09:15,723 --> 01:09:17,792 Get off your ass, man. 1120 01:09:18,458 --> 01:09:21,963 Shit. 1121 01:09:22,063 --> 01:09:24,666 Where is that fucking coming from? 1122 01:09:24,766 --> 01:09:25,667 - Guys? 1123 01:09:25,767 --> 01:09:27,902 - It's fucking with us. 1124 01:09:30,938 --> 01:09:32,172 Shit. 1125 01:09:32,272 --> 01:09:33,608 - Hey, come on. Come on. 1126 01:09:33,708 --> 01:09:35,208 - Holy, guys. 1127 01:09:42,315 --> 01:09:43,518 Hey Buck! 1128 01:09:44,585 --> 01:09:45,520 - We're almost to the lake. 1129 01:09:45,620 --> 01:09:47,555 - Buck, it's Leslie. - What!? 1130 01:09:47,655 --> 01:09:49,857 - My sister's name. - No, fucking shit man. 1131 01:09:51,224 --> 01:09:52,492 - That's for Leslie. 1132 01:09:52,593 --> 01:09:55,262 - J.B., you traitorous fuck! 1133 01:09:59,232 --> 01:10:00,802 Oh shit! 1134 01:10:00,902 --> 01:10:02,770 What the fuck, the fuck is that? 1135 01:10:15,650 --> 01:10:16,784 Ow. Fuck me. 1136 01:10:49,650 --> 01:10:50,918 - Wes? 1137 01:10:51,018 --> 01:10:52,086 - Where's Buck? 1138 01:10:52,186 --> 01:10:53,988 - He wasn't fast enough. 1139 01:10:54,088 --> 01:10:55,623 - That thing killed Star. - What? 1140 01:10:55,723 --> 01:10:57,558 - H- her necklace was around the tomahawk. 1141 01:10:57,658 --> 01:10:59,392 - Wes, what the are you talking about, man? 1142 01:10:59,493 --> 01:11:00,628 - Hey, listen to me. We're gonna take that boat, 1143 01:11:00,728 --> 01:11:02,130 we're gonna paddle across the lake 1144 01:11:02,230 --> 01:11:03,531 and there's a road on the other side that goes back into town. 1145 01:11:03,631 --> 01:11:04,866 - No. I don't wanna die, dude. - Hey! Hey! 1146 01:11:04,966 --> 01:11:06,968 I'm gonna get you across the lake, okay? 1147 01:11:14,441 --> 01:11:16,343 - Oh shit. 1148 01:11:36,097 --> 01:11:37,064 Oh shit. 1149 01:11:40,802 --> 01:11:42,036 Oh shit, Wes. 1150 01:11:43,436 --> 01:11:45,273 - Eyes forward. Keep paddling. 1151 01:11:45,372 --> 01:11:46,607 - Oh shit. 1152 01:11:48,441 --> 01:11:50,310 Oh God. It's gone. 1153 01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:54,515 - We're almost there. 1154 01:11:54,615 --> 01:11:57,885 - Faster, man. Fucking faster. 1155 01:12:07,295 --> 01:12:08,529 Shit. 1156 01:12:26,647 --> 01:12:29,851 Oh fuck, Wes, it's spinning us. 1157 01:12:29,951 --> 01:12:31,451 What the fuck? 1158 01:12:32,019 --> 01:12:34,989 Oh fuck. 1159 01:12:36,691 --> 01:12:38,893 Fuck! Shit! 1160 01:12:38,993 --> 01:12:40,161 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 1161 01:12:40,261 --> 01:12:42,697 Oh God. We're gonna die. 1162 01:12:42,797 --> 01:12:44,232 - Hey, hey- - We're gonna fucking die 1163 01:12:44,332 --> 01:12:45,166 out here, man. - Hey. 1164 01:12:45,266 --> 01:12:46,601 Hey, look at me. 1165 01:12:46,701 --> 01:12:48,236 What did I tell you? No one's dying out here. 1166 01:12:48,336 --> 01:12:49,136 I'm not gonna let anything happen- 1167 01:12:52,273 --> 01:12:53,941 - Wes! Wes! 1168 01:12:54,041 --> 01:12:55,042 Fuck! 1169 01:13:00,114 --> 01:13:02,717 Shit, shit, shit, shit. Shit. 1170 01:13:35,816 --> 01:13:40,655 Oh shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 1171 01:13:46,127 --> 01:13:48,863 What the fuck do you want?! 1172 01:13:48,963 --> 01:13:50,463 What are you?! 1173 01:13:59,307 --> 01:14:00,875 Impossible. 1174 01:14:00,975 --> 01:14:01,976 I... 1175 01:14:09,650 --> 01:14:10,818 - Who's in there? 1176 01:14:10,918 --> 01:14:16,757 J.B.? Shit. 1177 01:14:17,325 --> 01:14:18,526 - I watched you die. 1178 01:14:18,626 --> 01:14:22,697 Oh, fuck! 1179 01:14:23,531 --> 01:14:25,166 You squaw bitch! 1180 01:14:35,576 --> 01:14:39,046 You missed. 1181 01:14:53,527 --> 01:14:54,862 - You'll take no more. 1182 01:15:13,447 --> 01:15:14,648 - Star? 1183 01:15:16,984 --> 01:15:20,354 How did I not know that J.B.- 1184 01:15:31,499 --> 01:15:32,700 Please. 1185 01:16:49,844 --> 01:16:50,778 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1186 01:16:50,878 --> 01:16:52,379 - Shit. - Oh, oh. 1187 01:16:56,750 --> 01:16:58,252 - What the hell happened to you? 1188 01:16:58,352 --> 01:17:00,087 - Wes! - Simon. 1189 01:17:00,187 --> 01:17:01,455 Oh, you made it to town? 1190 01:17:01,556 --> 01:17:04,559 - No, I got super fucking lost. The sheriff found me. 1191 01:17:04,658 --> 01:17:06,460 - Where is everybody? 1192 01:17:06,561 --> 01:17:08,062 Wes, what happened? 1193 01:17:08,162 --> 01:17:09,663 Yo, what the fuck was that thing? 1194 01:17:09,763 --> 01:17:12,833 - It was um, man, it- - A bear. 1195 01:17:14,869 --> 01:17:16,937 It's always a bear. 1196 01:18:07,021 --> 01:18:09,356 - Meat is murder! 1197 01:18:09,456 --> 01:18:12,326 Meat is murder! Meat is murder! 1198 01:18:14,094 --> 01:18:16,531 Meat is murder! Meat is murder! 1199 01:18:16,631 --> 01:18:19,634 - I love animals. They're delicious. 1200 01:18:19,733 --> 01:18:20,935 - Oh yeah? 1201 01:18:21,035 --> 01:18:23,370 You wanna eat something? Eat a dick. 1202 01:18:23,470 --> 01:18:25,773 - Meat is murder! - Bitch. 1203 01:18:25,873 --> 01:18:27,441 - Meat is murder! 1204 01:18:27,542 --> 01:18:28,909 - Holy shit. 1205 01:18:29,009 --> 01:18:30,311 When's the camp? We almost hit that fucking deer. 1206 01:18:30,411 --> 01:18:31,745 - It was pretty damn close. 1207 01:18:31,845 --> 01:18:34,882 - I need alcohol in my belly. Now. 1208 01:18:34,982 --> 01:18:36,917 - Hey. - Oh, let's get, 1209 01:18:37,017 --> 01:18:38,018 let's get the bottle. 1210 01:18:38,118 --> 01:18:39,453 - Let's get fucked up, boys. 1211 01:18:39,554 --> 01:18:41,288 - Oh yeah. - Fuck yes. 1212 01:18:41,388 --> 01:18:42,389 - Let's do it. 1213 01:18:42,489 --> 01:18:43,724 - Let me get four lo-cal shots 1214 01:18:43,824 --> 01:18:46,794 and four of those hard seltzers. 1215 01:18:46,894 --> 01:18:48,495 Oh, hey boys. 1216 01:18:48,597 --> 01:18:52,567 - Check out Pocahotness. 1217 01:18:52,667 --> 01:18:53,934 - Welcome to Deer Camp. 1218 01:21:22,416 --> 01:21:24,184 - Don't clean your gutters 1219 01:21:24,284 --> 01:21:27,020 because fall isn't the only thing leaves could do this year. 1220 01:21:28,590 --> 01:21:29,890 - Ugh. Ugh. 1221 01:21:31,358 --> 01:21:34,061 - Don't let this happen to you. 1222 01:21:34,161 --> 01:21:37,364 Safety matters. Stay off ladders. 1223 01:21:38,566 --> 01:21:41,402 Never clean your gutters again with The Rhino Gutter Guards. 1224 01:21:41,502 --> 01:21:44,938 If you have to clean your gutters in the next 20 years, 1225 01:21:45,038 --> 01:21:48,208 we will give you your money back. 1226 01:21:49,276 --> 01:21:50,812 - Call Rhino Gutter Guards 1227 01:21:50,911 --> 01:21:52,847 and protect yourself and your gutters. 1228 01:21:52,946 --> 01:21:55,482 - Gutters were invented in 1500 BC. 1229 01:21:55,583 --> 01:21:58,118 With our innovative technology at Rhino Guards, 1230 01:21:58,218 --> 01:22:01,188 they stand as one of the greatest inventions of all time. 1231 01:22:01,288 --> 01:22:04,057 - Get The Rhino and stay off ladders. 1232 01:22:04,158 --> 01:22:08,495 Leave ladders to the pros at Rhino Gutter Guards. 1233 01:22:08,596 --> 01:22:12,065 Call Rhino Gutter Guards now at 888-40-Rhino. 1234 01:22:12,166 --> 01:22:16,538 That's toll free at 888-40-Rhino. Call now. 1235 01:22:25,613 --> 01:22:26,781 Four. Charlie Chaplin. 1236 01:22:26,881 --> 01:22:27,882 Take two, Mark. 1237 01:22:27,981 --> 01:22:29,349 - Hey, let's not hit Buford. 1238 01:22:29,450 --> 01:22:32,286 He was actually really interested in the gutters. 1239 01:22:32,386 --> 01:22:33,320 Gutter guards. 1240 01:22:33,420 --> 01:22:34,622 - Fuck your gutters, boy. 1241 01:22:34,722 --> 01:22:35,557 - Whoa. 1242 01:22:35,657 --> 01:22:37,157 - Egbert, shut up. 1243 01:22:37,257 --> 01:22:38,860 - Don't you talk about his gutters like that. 1244 01:22:41,529 --> 01:22:43,230 - Dude, you took the words right out of my mouth. 1245 01:22:43,330 --> 01:22:45,999 I was about to fucking say that shit. 1246 01:22:53,741 --> 01:22:55,844 - Fuck your gutters. 1247 01:22:55,944 --> 01:22:57,244 - Um, okay. 1248 01:22:58,746 --> 01:23:00,447 - Egbert, shut up. 1249 01:23:00,548 --> 01:23:01,716 - No. 1250 01:23:01,816 --> 01:23:03,283 I'll fuck my gutters, uh... 1251 01:23:21,001 --> 01:23:23,705 - Fuck you, fucking asshole. 1252 01:23:33,013 --> 01:23:36,951 Did I miss something? 1253 01:23:37,050 --> 01:23:38,853 - Wait a minute- 1254 01:23:42,422 --> 01:23:44,024 - How is that even possible? 86638