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Original subtitles

[MUSIC]

I guess you don't feel burned out by the human misery and despair perpetrated by the criminal vermin

that infest every poor of this decaying city forcing you to guzzle cheap wine and

cheaper whiskey to dull the pain that shatters your heart.

The rips at your soul keeps your days forever gray.

What flavor I see you got today?

Kiwi Chetty?

Yuck.

[MUSIC]

I know what you're thinking, punk.

You're thinking that you fire 173 times?

You feel lucky, punk.

[MUSIC]

You guys gonna get that thing fixed?

[MUSIC]

I know I know, don't thank me.

Just a cop, finish job.

[MUSIC]

You reached the desk of Sergeant Wes Loker.

Please leave a message after the people.

Yeah Wes, it's me Billy.

>> Hey, I said after the people.

>> Excuse me, listen, it's nine.

[MUSIC]

Oh, 937.

Look, it's just getting too dangerous to wait here.

I gotta get out.

Meet me at the squealers who are telling about 45 minutes.

I have a contact there.

[MUSIC]

[LAUGH]

[MUSIC]

>> Where's that?

>> Where's the net's good?

>> The late Bosellen cookies.

>> Two people said we are not meeting our kizu.

>> I'll take a couple of boxes.

>> Don't want to be necessary, Miss York.

[MUSIC]

>> I gotta be honest, you look better in the wig.

>> My hairstyle is the least of your worries.

>> Well done, a squirrels, eh?

So that's how you move in the drugs.

>> Brilliant, Miss York.

>> No.

>> Well, is the Miquer film?

>> Miquer film.

>> I don't know anything about any Miquer film.

>> Don't play coy with me.

This is to him, wouldn't.

And this is the plot.

>> Important enough so that anyone within the air shot should listen to each and

every detail.

>> That input.

>> And you're talking about the microfilm, which holds the recipe for

turning cocaine into innocent looking cookies.

>> Yes.

>> I don't know anything about that.

>> In a little while, Miss York, you will be begging for mercy.

>> No, no.

>> I'll beg now.

>> Save yourself unnecessary pain.

>> Tell me.

>> McCracken.

>> Thank you, Miss York.

[SOUND]

[MUSIC]

>> Is it?

>> Then McCracken or Mike McCracken.

>> Mike.

[SOUND]

>> Is he on Alpine or Oak?

>> Alpine.

[SOUND]

>> Eight.

>> Park on third.

You'll never find a spot on Alpine.

>> Thank you.

You have been most cooperative.

>> Don't mention it.

>> [SOUND]

>> And you, women, you saw nothing.

[MUSIC]

>> [SOUND]

>> She got her.

>> It beats me, Serge.

Dandruff, Severia, maybe just dry at she's scale.

>> Should we try this, I use it.

>> Ben shoulders?

>> Serge, you don't have Dandruff.

>> I know.

>> Don't be ready to live, but I'm ready to live.

[MUSIC]

>> Well, it'd be.

Matt finish a glossy.

>> Matt.

>> Good choice.

>> Be ready in about a week.

>> So what are we looking at here, Doc?

>> The worst dress stiff I've ever seen.

>> This stiff and I have pounded a beat together for five years.

So show some respect.

>> I'm sorry, Wes.

You know, I see so much of this senseless ma'am that sometimes I get a little insensitive.

All right, this loser is taking the chicken chit way out and punched around chicken.

>> So sad, huh?

It's must have caught herself by surprise.

>> Found these on the floor near.

>> We'll dinner, girl cookies.

>> [INAUDIBLE]

>> Give me a hand.

>> [INAUDIBLE]

>> Thanks.

>> [INAUDIBLE]

[MUSIC]

[SOUND]

>> [INAUDIBLE]

>> Did you or Serge?

>> Yeah, I knew her.

She was in my partner.

>> I'm sorry, Serge.

[SOUND]

>> Hey, hey, Serge.

It's tingling.

>> Good, Ir.

That means it's working.

[MUSIC]

[SOUND]

[MUSIC]

[SOUND]

[MUSIC]

[SOUND]

[MUSIC]

>> Here's to get through another lousy day.

[MUSIC]

>> There.

>> I'm not clear.

I miss you so much.

>> I'm trying clear.

I'm trying.

>> But it's too damn hard without you.

Get the bastards to tuck you.

>> Well, I heard back to the solstice.

>> I find right at the time.

>> I think you didn't exist enough.

>> This is a free and espresso.

>> No, we have fuller lips, pouting lips.

Wide eyes.

Yes, that's you.

>> Hey, Dolly, give it a break, man.

>> What's going on?

>> Dolly, here's better as you can escape in 15 minutes.

>> How long has he been at?

>> Three days.

>> Better step one to do with you.

>> [SOUND]

>> I want the York case.

>> Those are your case.

What's that?

>> Copy.

>> Capuccino, express out.

>> Hey, Scotty, can you get this machine to work?

>> I'm getting it on the ice.

>> If I push it any harder, the whole thing will blow.

>> Give them our plate.

>> I don't think York will walk the suicide.

She was on to something.

>> Hold something as long as you know those blood on this garage,

cookies with lace with cocaine.

>> No wonder I couldn't eat just one.

>> York left me a message.

She doesn't cover the drug running operation.

I think that's what got to kill.

>> You don't think it was a bullet?

Give me the case.

>> Your days for retirement.

>> Let it go.

York was a partner.

>> I'm afraid.

I owe her.

I owe her to every cop who's ever walked a beat.

Every cop who's ever made a bus to ever lay this life on the line.

>> Wait a minute.

I look up from here.

I do all the yelling.

But if we're sat in front of you, take the damn case.

>> Thank you.

>> Thank you, Cap.

>> Don't be so fast.

It's a thank me on this, Lugo.

Because she's going to be naked on this one.

It's on the line for you.

Bigger going to be watching.

Now you blow it.

You're going down.

You screw up.

You're going to be hunting out the dry.

You dropped the ball.

You're going to be like pushing in the wind.

If you're embarrassed this department, your past would be dancing with figs.

Here's that clear.

>> Everything but the pants fig thing.

>> I went out of the thing.

Knock her a center.

I wanted to burn out cycles and look into the willingness girl cookies.

I'm teaming in with you.

>> You're Captain.

>> You know I work alone.

>> You get the case.

You get Jack Cosh.

>> Surrogged.

>> You're a hit the ball.

>> You're a hit the stick.

>> Look at that.

>> Hey, you back all.

>> Jesus.

>> I'll smooth this loop on.

>> Captain, you can't seriously be thinking of using this man.

He's dangerous.

A menace.

A loose cannon.

A walking time bomb.

Most of all, he is gun happy.

>> Where do you get up saying that?

>> I'm going to get you.

>> Where do you get up saying that?

>> I'm going to get you.

>> I'm going to try and lose him.

>> Nice drive.

>> Thanks.

>> Really got me going.

>> You got me so a lot of.

>> You really got me now.

You got me so I can't sleep at night.

>> Oh yeah.

>> You really got me now.

>> You got me so.

>> I don't know what I'm doing.

>> Oh yeah.

>> You really got me now.

You got me so.

>> I can't sleep at night.

>> You really got me.

>> Don't ever stand.

>> Oh.

>> I'm going to get you.

>> General.

>> How's your health, Mike?

>> Fine.

>> See monkeys?

>> Piranha.

>> Their lives.

It's a good, beautiful simplicity.

Savage, ruthless.

>> I'm going to get you.

>> All right.

I did some money laundering for your standard ex-military cycle

time.

Give me a name.

>> What are your parents supposed to do that?

>> Who are you working with Becca?

>> I can't say there's been three times in my life.

>> Come with us.

There won't be any more.

At least no successful ones.

>> All right.

Listen, you understand something.

This thing is big.

It's really big.

It's bigger than Watergate.

It's bigger than Oprah.

I mean, it's big.

And there's nothing you can do because it's too strong

and too powerful.

And it's a tooth.

>> You're going to take a while.

>> We can protect you.

>> I'm going to take a while.

>> What are we looking at here?

>> I'm going to take a while.

>> No.

>> I meant why don't you sit down and tell me what you want.

>> Can I get either of you something to drink?

>> Just water.

>> No.

>> We're investigating a felony.

>> Mr. Mina.

>> Oh, sounds violent.

I hate violence.

>> I'm going to take a while.

>> Do you run the wilderness, girls?

>> Yes.

>> Is your money raised selling cookies?

>> Yes.

>> Do you know General Martyrs?

>> Well, I drive a Buick.

>> No, no.

That's General Martyrs.

General Martyrs.

[ Music ]

>> No.

>> And that's one down nine to go.

>> Hey, don't mind me.

Just keep doing what you're doing.

We're at the end.

We work together.

Hey, honey, they thought fit.

Point's out on the third, that's right.

>> Didn't you die?

>> I thought this was a sequel.

>> Mr. Meater, this would not be a good time to lie.

>> That's not a good time.

>> When is?

>> I don't know the meaning of the word lie.

>> It was the last man to bat over 400.

>> Ted Williams.

>> What did she have seen, Sunny?

>> It always won't act alone.

>> Give me a help shaving your legs.

>> Show a little respect.

>> So how many men have you slept with?

[ Music ]

>> [ Groans ]

>> Five.

Maybe six.

>> Not a lot for this day and age.

>> It's been a slow week.

>> Do you know Bill York?

>> Okay.

>> You sleep in the nude?

>> Only when I'm naked.

>> How do you feel about the designated hit or roll?

>> I hate it.

It undermines the purity of the game.

I like pure things.

[ Music ]

>> They give me pleasure.

>> Here we go.

[ Music ]

>> Yes.

>> Oh.

>> We detained Mr. Mina long enough.

You can go now.

>> Sorry to trouble you.

>> I'm not trouble detective.

But I'm going to need transportation home.

Anybody want to give me a ride?

>> [ Laughter ]

>> Back off.

[ Music ]

>> I thought were you.

I wouldn't leave town.

>> Oh, I want to live here.

>> Sorry if it was a little rough on you.

>> I hear just doing your job.

And I'm just a gal like any other gal.

I want to home a family.

An occasional spanking.

>> I use a roll of his paper to spank Claire once.

>> Thanks for bringing me back.

It was nice meeting you.

>> Nice meeting you too.

[ Music ]

>> I hope it was a successful performance.

>> Yeah.

>> Good.

>> I think we may have stumbled on the whereabouts of the microfilm.

Mr. Jigsaw, use your powers of persuasion and see of searching

your cliff-doubt to a police friend's a little memento.

>> They're not on to you.

No more innocent people have to suffer.

>> You're letting compassion intrude.

It's an unbecoming trait.

[ Music ]

>> Drum, you have gone.

Mr. Keort.

[ Music ]

>> Who the hell are you?

>> I am your worst nightmare.

>> No?

>> Making up without my penis is my worst nightmare.

>> All right.

So I'm not your worst nightmare, but I'm white up there.

No.

Where is the microfilm?

>> What's going on here?

>> Jump your gun, Mr. Lugar.

>> I don't have one.

>> You are not carrying a weapon.

>> Don't believe in them.

[ Music ]

>> Pick up the gun.

>> Don't do it.

- I'm gonna shoot.

- I'm gonna shoot the gun.

- I shoot your partner.

- He's gonna shoot me anyway.

- If you drop it, we're both dead.

- Do Wes.

Shoot him.

Am I shoot him?

- Shoot him, shoot him, shoot him.

- So damn!

- So don't let me shoot him.

- This is what I'm going to shoot him.

So don't let me shoot him, so don't let me shoot him.

- Got the gun.

(grunting)

- No!

- Get the car!

- Please!

(suspenseful music)

(gun firing)

(light music)

(upbeat music)

(electronic music)

(screams)

(electronic music)

(screams)

(electronic music)

(breathes)

They've got to get away, huh?

It's gone, Colt.

Look, why don't you come home with me?

So you can see how warm family environment

can offer so much more than your hollow hate-filled existence.

Maybe some of the time.

Sergeant Colt, Metropolitan police department.

This is Sergeant Luger.

We're coming during your vehicles.

Wait a minute.

We're coming during kids' bikes?

Yeah.

That's disgusting.

Get to over this bike confiscating shit.

Don't worry, kids.

We'll take good care of your bikes.

[screaming]

I can't imagine where Darcy is.

She always likes to check out my new partners.

I guess you forgot, Daddy.

This is Mom's bowling with the teamster's nights.

Oh.

Yeah, right.

So, what, then?

Dad, help you with your homework?

Nah, I don't want to repeat the fifth grade again.

So, Debbie, yeah.

How do you like school?

How do you think I like it?

It sucks.

Oh, yes, Darcy.

Now, come on.

I want you to meet my new partner, Jack Colt.

We've been working together today.

Charmed, I'm sure.

Um, this is Ted Polanski.

Ted's a produce manager.

Oh, assistant, produce manager.

Mr. Brubaker's the manager.

Ted's been very helpful with some of my produce selections,

and I thought I should extend him a special courtesy.

[groaning]

I should be going.

Oh, no, no, no, stay for coffee.

Coffee, Ted?

Ted's from a dysfunctional family.

Oh, so no coffee.

And I thought that he should spend some time with us.

I was even thinking about taking the mothers for the weekend.

Oh, dear.

I know you're just trying to block out the memory,

but come on now.

Your mom's been dead for over six months.

Uh-oh.

Did I forget to give you that message?

[screaming]

Pass on coffee.

- Oh, God.

(door opens)

(wind howling)

(footsteps)

(door opens)

(footsteps)

(gunshots)

(music)

- Did I come in a bad time?

- You should be more careful.

I can blast it off your eyeshadow.

(music)

So, what's with all the canis?

- I couldn't find the light switch.

You have an interesting place.

It's much bigger than it looks from the outside.

- I chose light colors to make it look bigger.

- What are you doing here?

- Waiting for you.

- I mean, what brought you here?

- A taxi.

- Yeah, but why?

- My car's in the shop.

(footsteps)

- I mean, why the hell did you come here?

- The police station would have made me nervous.

- You better go.

(footsteps)

- You're not even gonna ask me why I tracked you down.

- Okay, why did you track me down?

- I wasn't totally honest with you in Detective Lugie.

- No one ever is.

- I can't live with it anymore.

I know who's responsible for those cookies.

It's a man I fell for.

A man who used me and betrayed me.

- General mortars.

- Why are you telling me all this?

- You don't understand.

He's using the wilderness girls of America

to sell cocaine.

He can ship them anywhere.

Everyone trusts the wilderness girl, Cookie!

(sighs)

- Oh, my.

I feel a son incredible weight has been lifted off my chest.

Can you feel it?

- Yes, as a matter of fact, I can.

- It's wonderful.

- Yes.

- And there's more.

- More?

- Yes.

Tomorrow at midnight.

A big drug deal with the wilderness girl Cookie Factory.

You and Lugie must stop it.

Not until after.

- After what?

- Relax, cult.

I'll talk you through it.

Squeeze me.

Squeeze me like I was an S&W 747 double-action magnet

with an extended chrome 8-inch barrel just begging for a few

squirts of gun oil.

- So does it come on?

- Shh.

- Blow in my ear like you were blowing away the metallic

bleed discharge, wafting from your barrel after you've

spent your full load.

- Mm.

- Ouch.

- What?

- Painful, cuticle.

- You think that's painful?

- Praise the bird.

- Retaining water.

- What?

- Retaining water.

- Nickel beer night.

Dodger stadium.

- These Vietnam?

- Peroquil school.

- Grenade.

Ride it a left connection taping.

- That's nothing.

Plate in my head?

- Elective surgery.

I was a fool.

- Try this.

- Lulwoodylden transplants.

- Cloth.

Enough for a play.

We were made for each other.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

- It was magic cult.

- I guess you're crying because you know it's wrong.

You can mix it up with a guy like me.

A guy who lives on the edge and plays my his own rules.

I can only spell heartache and loneliness for a woman like you.

- No.

I'm crying because now that we've had these moments,

then I'm so friendly with a villain.

I know I'm going to die.

- Something's all the time for.

- Call.

Where are you going?

- Now where?

I'm just taking one of those unmotivated but in the movie,

walks.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

- I'm just taking one of those unmotivated but in the movie,

walks.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

- Did you hear something?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

- What the hell are you doing?

- This is 1014% of the ghost highway.

- 1014% of the ghost highway.

- No!

This is 814% of the ghost highway.

1014% of the ghost highway.

- Sorry.

- I'm a saint.

- Yeah.

- No problem.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

- Hold, look.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

- It's mortars.

I know it.

- I'm getting the hell out of here.

- Out, hoo, that's mine.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

- Take care, babe.

- Cult.

Next time, instead of just smoking cigarettes and bed,

do you think we could actually make love?

- Yeah.

- Maybe?

- Cult, please.

- I want you.

I'm burning for you.

I'm on fire.

- And I'm late.

- It'll only take a minute.

- We'll told you that.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

- Cult, please.

Don't you find me desirable?

- Sure.

But I got a partner to warn.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

- Wow.

- Okay, what are you doing?

- Get your hands off me.

- Move her.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

- You crazy?

- Not that one.

- What the hell are you doing here?

- I'm saving your life.

- Look, it's always the green one.

- Yeah, but that one's on.

- Who asked you anyway?

- Hey, hey, hey, cold.

- Did you see hot shots?

- Not that I'm drawing any parallels here, but, but,

- What do you think it's kind of coincidence?

You know, it's kind of weird.

Like, you know, you're out the wind this, and then the hot shots.

- All right, back her, that's it.

This one's got your name written all over.

- Oh, no!

[SCREAMING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

- Oops.

[SCREAMING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

- What's wrong?

- Nothing.

- Take the ship.

- Sorry.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

- Look up!

- In here.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

- What's wrong?

- Nothing.

- Take the ship.

- Sorry.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

- First at a cookie factory.

I don't know.

Can you trust him?

- Yeah.

- How do you know?

You kissed him?

- Well, sort of.

French.

Give her a hickey.

Shaved her back.

Handled her hootlers.

You parked the pink Cadillac.

- Nope.

But what can you possibly know about?

- I know we were in the same size pumps.

- Well, you wanted those macho guys

who just hates women's coat.

If I tell you something, you promised it'll just stay between us.

- The secret statement, me coat.

Whatever you tell me doesn't need this car.

Yeah, my word on that.

[SIGHS]

- My mother never breastfed me.

She's teased me with it and then gave me the bottle.

- Went on for years.

- Zoop-tonsa announced the first flight call.

- When the time I hit 13, I developed a love-hate thing,

the breast, distrustful women.

- I just don't understand them.

- Well, I breastfed to allow 16 years old,

and I still don't understand women.

[LAUGHTER]

- Well, I was sharing so openly here.

I want to tell you, I appreciate what you did today.

Coming to warn me like that.

Most people I know wouldn't have done that.

- No, that's the advantage of working with strangers.

- Are you telling me a God dressed like a willingness girl

with a German accent?

- Ostrion.

- Ostrion accent.

Kill York and try to kill you two,

and that tonight does a drug deal at the cookie factory.

Do I have this trait?

- I know it sounds crazy, Captain.

- It is crazy!

Consider this investigation!

Close!

- Well, it was nice, I was most working with you.

- Wait a minute.

You can't quit now.

We've come too far.

- You heard the Captain.

We're off the case.

- You're more hung up on going by the book than solving this case.

- No more hung up on going by the book than solving this case.

[music]

- Oh no.

I'm feeling a fall of safety guards, man.

You're what I've done.

I'm to blame.

I didn't go by the rules.

It's all my fault.

- This day forward, I will always go by the books.

- You were a crossing guard?

You guys were all geeks.

- Then what's your problem?

You got some kind of death wish?

- I feel only knew he was clair in the life on the edge.

[music]

- It's hard for you to stand, Luger.

You got a family.

All I got is revenge.

And I'm in a nail mortar for the York and McCracken killings.

- You may be headed in the right direction, Colt,

but you're doing all the wrong things to get there.

- Oh, really?

Mr. Perfect.

Well, I'm forgetting something.

[clicking]

I thought maybe I was getting through to you.

Sometimes you can't play by the rules.

Well, I'm going after mortars alone and by myself.

[music]

[gunshots]

[music]

- Well, Bushin's double embracing

the order in 500 characters is set in an apologetic war.

- War and peace.

[music]

(suspenseful music)

(speaking in foreign language)

(gun firing)

(zopic music)

(gun firing)

(suspenseful music)

(gun firing)

(suspenseful music)

(gun firing)

(suspenseful music)

(gun firing)

(suspenseful music)

(gun firing)

I have been waiting for this moment with the cold.

(screaming)

(gun firing)

(screaming)

(gun firing)

(suspenseful music)

(gun firing)

This has gone far enough.

First you use my affection,

then you use me to sell drugs through the wilderness, girls.

What kind of a man are you?

The user.

I knew that.

I knew that when you made me parade around in that leather,

Demi Cup, underwire,

bra with matching panties and garter belt.

Is that the bra with the metal studs?

That's the red one.

I'm talking about the black set with the gold thread piping.

Always love that one.

I hate it.

But most of all, I hate the fact that you made me lure a cult here.

The man has come to love.

Man, come.

Don't be foolish.

All right, General.

Wait a time.

Cold.

Destiny.

I want you to know I was moved by what you said.

I'm in it, Colt.

I love you.

Oh, not that.

I mean, the stuff about that black leather outfit.

All right, General.

Your cookies crumbled.

Perhaps you should take a look at this.

(suspenseful music)

Wow!

(suspenseful music)

Wow!

(suspenseful music)

Let her go, General.

Yeah.

Let her go and keep me.

No.

Oh, okay.

Keep her alive, let me go.

Keep everybody but me.

Why don't you listen to any of you?

Because you want this.

Oh.

I underestimated you, son.

Thank you.

I'll take that.

All right, the coat.

Game was up.

Put your weapon down.

Put down your worst, General.

You won't shoot me, Angel Buns.

You ever got this.

(gunshot)

Gotts!

(screaming)

(gunshot)

(screaming)

(gunshot)

Hold it.

Okay.

(gunshot)

Hold, look out.

(gunshot)

Cooled and cold.

(gunshot)

I'm so cold.

(gunshot)

Please.

(gunshot)

Kiss me.

(gunshot)

May not be a good idea.

I, uh, would, um,

actually the flu.

Please, God.

(coughing)

(gunshot)

Get mortars for me, God.

(gunshot)

(happy music)

(upbeat music)

- You're the borders, you're only making things worse.

It's over, the chick is up, the Rubicon is crossed.

- Getting sloppy, son.

- Well, it was still sound advice.

- Drop the gun, General.

- Blueberry, you came.

- Personal.

- But what's important is I'm here.

- Shoot him partner.

- Shoot him, shoot him, shoot him!

- You can't shoot me, Sergeant.

- You're a cop.

- You have to play it by the book.

- Go ahead, sir.

Shoot.

- Sometimes, General, you make the rules up as you go.

(gun firing)

- Oh!

- Just kidding.

(gun firing)

(dramatic music)

(gun firing)

- Nothing like a good smoke after you've blown someone away.

- Yeah.

- You're right.

These things are dangerous.

(gun firing)

- Looks like you missed the fireworks, Captain.

- Blue!

- Looks like we just had time for!

- Can't you do guys?

I've got some superheroes, huh?

- Oh, we got the bad guys, can't?

- Yeah, and you almost got yourself killed.

We should have had both of you.

[music playing]

- But you reconsider that retirement.

Only have coached in my party.

- I think it can be arranged.

- Thank you.

- Beagle.

- I'm driving!

- Driving. - I'm driving.

- I'm driving.

OK.

[music playing]

- You know, I feel like I'm forgetting something back there.

- Destiny, I'm playing.

- That's it.

- We're here, Caught.

- Destiny, clear.

- You're all right.

- He's here the sensitivity of the kid.

- Well, I know you're uncomfortable with me, but the way

I grow on you.

Time to like a rage.

- And beagle, beagle.

- As a devil, put aside for me.

- I'll be.

[music playing]

- You can do all right.

[music playing]

- So you'll think you can snow these big by eye.

[music playing]

- So you'll think you can love me and make me

[music playing]

♪ Love don't give no compensation ♪

♪ Love don't pay no bills ♪

♪ Love don't give no indication ♪

♪ Love just won't stand still ♪

♪ Love just ♪

♪ Drizzin' through your heart ♪

♪ Love just ♪

♪ Stars you from the start ♪

♪ I'm a kid ♪

♪ Love don't take no reservation ♪

♪ Love is no square deal ♪

♪ Love just won't pay no $10 ♪

♪ I'm a kid ♪

♪ Love just won't pay no $10 ♪

♪ Love, love, love only the love ♪

♪ I'll play with your emotions ♪

♪ Open invitation to your heart ♪

♪ In love, kid ♪

♪ I'll play with your emotional ♪

♪ Open invitation to your heart ♪

♪ Hell, I'll feel ♪

♪ I'll feel ♪

♪ I'll give you a gift ♪

♪ Love just won't pay no $10 ♪

♪ I'll let you go ♪

♪ Just to prove your hope ♪

♪ Love just ♪

♪ Just to write a word ♪

♪ You'll let go ♪

♪ I'll give you a gift ♪

(upbeat music)