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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:10,615 --> 00:01:14,427 Admiral Collingwood! 2 00:01:17,021 --> 00:01:18,625 Well, Admiral? 3 00:01:18,690 --> 00:01:19,964 Great news, Your Majesty! 4 00:01:21,226 --> 00:01:23,137 The French are defeated at last. 5 00:01:23,194 --> 00:01:25,868 Also the Russians, the Portuguese, 6 00:01:25,930 --> 00:01:26,965 the Chinese 7 00:01:27,031 --> 00:01:28,533 and the Welsh. 8 00:01:28,633 --> 00:01:32,342 Then our navy rules the ocean. 9 00:01:33,838 --> 00:01:36,478 Almost entirely, Your Majesty. 10 00:01:37,442 --> 00:01:38,887 "Almost"? 11 00:01:39,444 --> 00:01:42,288 Unfortunately, just here, 12 00:01:42,347 --> 00:01:44,884 we're still having a little trouble with... 13 00:01:47,118 --> 00:01:48,791 ...pirates. 14 00:01:49,721 --> 00:01:52,167 What does it say on my royal crest, Admiral? 15 00:01:53,358 --> 00:01:55,463 "I hate pirates," 16 00:01:55,927 --> 00:01:57,167 ma'am. 17 00:01:57,228 --> 00:01:58,935 Exactly. 18 00:01:58,997 --> 00:02:00,203 Hate them. 19 00:02:00,265 --> 00:02:04,304 With their idiotic shanties! 20 00:02:04,369 --> 00:02:06,872 And their ridiculous hats! 21 00:02:06,938 --> 00:02:11,478 And their endless, blasted roaring! 22 00:02:11,542 --> 00:02:15,251 I want them sunk, Admiral! 23 00:02:15,313 --> 00:02:18,988 Scuppered, smashed, fed to the sharks. Do you hear me? 24 00:02:19,050 --> 00:02:21,792 I hate pirates! 25 00:02:23,554 --> 00:02:25,192 It's the looting. 26 00:02:25,256 --> 00:02:26,894 It's the cutlasses. 27 00:02:26,958 --> 00:02:28,437 It's the looting! 28 00:02:28,493 --> 00:02:30,097 It's the cutlasses! 29 00:02:30,428 --> 00:02:31,532 Looting! 30 00:02:31,596 --> 00:02:32,836 Cutlasses! 31 00:02:33,931 --> 00:02:35,103 Looting! 32 00:02:53,951 --> 00:02:55,225 Sorry, Captain. 33 00:02:55,286 --> 00:02:58,790 We were just discussing what's the best bit about being a pirate. 34 00:02:59,857 --> 00:03:02,030 You were, were you? 35 00:03:02,093 --> 00:03:05,006 I suggested it might be the looting. 36 00:03:05,063 --> 00:03:07,839 Whereas I contend it's the shiny cutlasses. 37 00:03:07,899 --> 00:03:11,039 And I thought it was the chance to catch exotic diseases. 38 00:03:13,571 --> 00:03:15,448 Well, you're, all of you, wrong. 39 00:03:15,973 --> 00:03:18,749 The best bit about being a pirate 40 00:03:18,976 --> 00:03:21,889 isn't the looting or the cutlasses. 41 00:03:21,946 --> 00:03:24,426 It's not the grog or the scurvy. 42 00:03:24,782 --> 00:03:27,592 Or the scantily clad mermaids. 43 00:03:27,652 --> 00:03:32,226 The best bit about being a pirate 44 00:03:32,290 --> 00:03:34,827 is Ham Night! 45 00:03:36,527 --> 00:03:37,665 Ham Night! 46 00:03:40,531 --> 00:03:42,067 Ham Night! 47 00:03:47,138 --> 00:03:48,310 Ham! 48 00:03:59,350 --> 00:04:01,125 On your nose. 49 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,030 Go, Captain. Go, Captain. 50 00:04:06,290 --> 00:04:07,997 Hey! Hey! 51 00:04:13,998 --> 00:04:15,875 It's like a meat ballet. 52 00:04:15,933 --> 00:04:17,344 - To Ham Night! - Ham! 53 00:04:17,402 --> 00:04:19,279 - And to the Pirate Captain! - Pirate Captain! 54 00:04:19,670 --> 00:04:20,671 Pirate Captain! 55 00:04:23,941 --> 00:04:25,113 How was that, Number Two? 56 00:04:25,176 --> 00:04:27,622 You've still got it, Captain. 57 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:30,919 I'd take a jellyfish in the face for that man. 58 00:04:31,015 --> 00:04:33,017 Okay, now, shush, shush, shush. Settle down, lads. Shush. 59 00:04:33,117 --> 00:04:34,596 - Lads, lads. - Pirates! 60 00:04:34,652 --> 00:04:35,960 - It's not all about me. - Don't be modest. 61 00:04:36,020 --> 00:04:37,090 No, no, no. 62 00:04:37,155 --> 00:04:39,192 Behind every captain with glittering eyes 63 00:04:39,257 --> 00:04:41,032 -and a luxuriant beard... - Luxuriant! 64 00:04:41,392 --> 00:04:42,564 That's what it is. 65 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:45,101 ...there's a crew of briny rogues. 66 00:04:45,163 --> 00:04:46,506 Briny rogues! 67 00:04:46,564 --> 00:04:49,101 Sure, some of you are as ugly as a sea cucumber. 68 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,508 Will you get away with ya? 69 00:04:50,568 --> 00:04:53,208 Some of you are closer to being a chair or coat rack than a pirate. 70 00:04:54,539 --> 00:04:56,917 And some of you are just fish I've dressed up in a hat. 71 00:04:58,476 --> 00:05:01,184 But you're still the best crew a captain could wish for. 72 00:05:03,214 --> 00:05:04,750 Don't forget Polly. 73 00:05:04,816 --> 00:05:07,126 And not forgetting, never forgetting... 74 00:05:08,352 --> 00:05:11,925 ...Polly. The finest parrot to sail the seven seas. 75 00:05:11,989 --> 00:05:13,161 Come on, girl. 76 00:05:13,224 --> 00:05:14,703 I love her beady eyes. 77 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,070 Who's the feathery heart and soul of our boat? 78 00:05:18,296 --> 00:05:20,037 Is it you? Is it you? 79 00:05:20,097 --> 00:05:22,202 Yes, it is. Yes, it is. 80 00:05:22,266 --> 00:05:23,904 It's definitely you, isn't it? 81 00:05:23,968 --> 00:05:26,778 Yes, it is. Yes, it is. 82 00:05:30,641 --> 00:05:32,621 Right. Where was I? 83 00:05:32,677 --> 00:05:34,088 Ah, yes! Ah, yes. 84 00:05:34,145 --> 00:05:35,453 Important announcement. 85 00:05:36,547 --> 00:05:39,221 By order of the Pirate King himself... 86 00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:48,929 The Pirate of the Year Awards? 87 00:05:48,993 --> 00:05:50,233 Are you going to... 88 00:05:50,294 --> 00:05:51,602 Are you going to enter again? 89 00:05:51,963 --> 00:05:54,773 That I am, Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate. 90 00:05:54,899 --> 00:05:57,743 I know it hasn't worked out perfectly for the last... 91 00:05:57,802 --> 00:05:59,338 -20 year. -20 years, yeah. 92 00:05:59,403 --> 00:06:01,644 Exactly, Pirate with Gout. 20 years. 93 00:06:01,939 --> 00:06:04,749 It might be a bit more. 21, 22... 94 00:06:04,809 --> 00:06:06,049 Yes, yes. Thank you, thank you. 95 00:06:06,110 --> 00:06:07,646 - You were very good, though. - Shush! 96 00:06:07,712 --> 00:06:10,784 The point is, every time I've entered, I've failed to win. 97 00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:13,192 So by the sheer law of maths... 98 00:06:14,218 --> 00:06:15,219 Maths. 99 00:06:15,286 --> 00:06:18,392 ...I must have a really good chance this time. 100 00:06:18,456 --> 00:06:19,662 Are you with me, lads? 101 00:06:19,924 --> 00:06:22,495 Yes! This can only end brilliantly. 102 00:06:22,593 --> 00:06:25,096 Then let's go plundering! 103 00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:36,778 Land ho! 104 00:07:38,235 --> 00:07:40,078 Blood Island. 105 00:07:40,504 --> 00:07:43,644 So-called because it's the exact shape of some blood. 106 00:08:15,539 --> 00:08:16,813 Yeah! 107 00:08:35,526 --> 00:08:36,826 Excuse me. Mind out. 108 00:08:36,827 --> 00:08:38,204 Captain coming through. 109 00:08:38,262 --> 00:08:39,434 Thank you very much. 110 00:08:39,497 --> 00:08:40,601 Thank you. 111 00:08:40,665 --> 00:08:43,236 One Pirate of the Year entry form, if you please. 112 00:08:43,467 --> 00:08:45,174 Thank you. 113 00:08:46,704 --> 00:08:47,842 Now, let's see. 114 00:08:47,905 --> 00:08:48,940 "Booty"? 115 00:08:49,006 --> 00:08:50,246 Oh, yes. 116 00:08:50,307 --> 00:08:52,253 "Roaring." Check. 117 00:08:52,309 --> 00:08:53,447 Shanties. 118 00:08:53,511 --> 00:08:55,081 I shall put "rousing." 119 00:08:55,346 --> 00:08:56,381 "Beard"? 120 00:08:56,514 --> 00:08:57,652 Luxuriant. 121 00:08:57,715 --> 00:08:59,058 Obviously. 122 00:08:59,884 --> 00:09:01,329 Do you think I should sign it in blood? 123 00:09:01,385 --> 00:09:02,762 Make it more dramatic? 124 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:05,130 Might be a bit on the showy side. 125 00:09:05,189 --> 00:09:07,135 Bit too much. You might be right. 126 00:09:07,191 --> 00:09:10,400 Pirate Captain. 127 00:09:10,828 --> 00:09:12,364 You can't lose, Captain. 128 00:09:12,463 --> 00:09:14,500 I'd bet my face. 129 00:09:14,565 --> 00:09:15,976 Well, thank you, Albino Pirate. 130 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,273 You're a shoo-in, sir. 131 00:09:17,334 --> 00:09:19,871 Sure, there's not a pirate on the seven seas can match you. 132 00:09:25,643 --> 00:09:28,123 Lock up your daughters! 133 00:09:30,181 --> 00:09:33,253 It's me, Peg-Leg Hastings! 134 00:09:33,317 --> 00:09:35,763 Back from plunderin' the Spanish Main. 135 00:09:35,820 --> 00:09:37,094 Good grief. 136 00:09:37,154 --> 00:09:42,069 And I reckon this will make me Pirate of the Year. 137 00:09:45,696 --> 00:09:48,973 Don't worry, sir. He's all flash and no bang. 138 00:09:59,744 --> 00:10:02,315 Cutlass Liz. 139 00:10:02,379 --> 00:10:04,586 The Butcher of Barbados. 140 00:10:04,648 --> 00:10:06,628 Hello, boys. 141 00:10:08,486 --> 00:10:13,299 You're probably all wondering if I'm still as deadly as I am beautiful. 142 00:10:15,593 --> 00:10:17,368 Well, I am. 143 00:10:18,896 --> 00:10:22,002 Hello, Cutlass, you trollop. 144 00:10:22,066 --> 00:10:24,774 Peg-Leg, you pile of squid bait. 145 00:10:24,835 --> 00:10:26,712 Check it out, lubbers. 146 00:10:26,804 --> 00:10:29,580 The world's biggest diamond. 147 00:10:30,241 --> 00:10:33,245 That baby's got my name on it. 148 00:10:35,746 --> 00:10:39,091 She doesn't even have a beard. 149 00:11:17,988 --> 00:11:20,798 Sweet Neptune's briny pants. 150 00:11:21,392 --> 00:11:23,599 Black Bellamy. 151 00:11:27,898 --> 00:11:29,343 Roar! 152 00:11:30,467 --> 00:11:33,937 Read it and weep, ya coves! 153 00:11:34,138 --> 00:11:38,609 That's right, Black Bellamy is gonna be Pirate of the Year. 154 00:11:38,676 --> 00:11:40,121 Again. 155 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,588 How are you? Good to see you. 156 00:11:41,645 --> 00:11:43,090 Grog for everybody! 157 00:11:43,347 --> 00:11:45,122 Grog for everybody! 158 00:11:47,318 --> 00:11:50,822 Wow, we are rubbish compared to them, aren't we? 159 00:12:11,842 --> 00:12:14,083 Perhaps we should be off, sir. 160 00:12:14,144 --> 00:12:15,179 Yes. 161 00:12:15,579 --> 00:12:18,526 Yes, yes, good point. 162 00:12:18,582 --> 00:12:21,620 I just remembered, actually, I have some very important 163 00:12:21,685 --> 00:12:24,859 bits of rope I need to untangle. 164 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:30,761 Thank you. 165 00:12:35,432 --> 00:12:39,505 Well, if it isn't the Pirate Captain. 166 00:12:41,839 --> 00:12:44,547 Hello, Bellamy. Cutlass. Peg-Leg. 167 00:12:44,608 --> 00:12:45,814 Didn't notice you come in. 168 00:12:47,211 --> 00:12:49,350 The beard's looking great, my man. 169 00:12:49,413 --> 00:12:52,485 And I see that you're more wanted than ever. 170 00:12:54,785 --> 00:12:57,095 Come on, everybody, be nice. Give him a break. 171 00:12:57,154 --> 00:12:59,430 Bring it down a little bit. All right. 172 00:12:59,490 --> 00:13:00,491 Seriously, Captain, 173 00:13:00,791 --> 00:13:02,600 how's the pirating business treating you? 174 00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:05,402 Yeah, yeah, brilliantly, brilliantly. Thanks for asking. 175 00:13:05,462 --> 00:13:07,271 Treasure coming out of my eyeballs. 176 00:13:07,364 --> 00:13:09,640 Taken to washing my hair in 50-pound notes. 177 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,104 Really? 178 00:13:11,168 --> 00:13:13,307 If you've got so much booty, 179 00:13:13,370 --> 00:13:16,510 then how come you're still sailing that old wreck? 180 00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:22,018 Anyway, look, I'd love to stay and chat, but, you know, 181 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:26,890 places to pillage, people to... People to skewer. 182 00:13:31,455 --> 00:13:32,934 Come on! 183 00:13:32,990 --> 00:13:35,402 That is disgusting. 184 00:13:36,961 --> 00:13:38,201 Wait a minute. 185 00:13:38,495 --> 00:13:40,702 Captain, what is this? 186 00:13:41,265 --> 00:13:42,801 - What? - Captain? 187 00:13:42,866 --> 00:13:44,903 That's nothing. Could I possibly have that back? 188 00:13:44,969 --> 00:13:46,380 - Hold on, hold on. Wait, wait. - Thank you. 189 00:13:46,437 --> 00:13:47,472 "Pirate of the Year"? 190 00:13:48,205 --> 00:13:50,981 You're entering Pirate of the Year? 191 00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:53,180 No, no, no, no, no. 192 00:13:55,346 --> 00:13:56,791 - Yes. - Again? 193 00:13:57,514 --> 00:13:58,549 Yes! 194 00:14:00,351 --> 00:14:02,854 Come on. Listen, did they change the rules? 195 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:06,766 I mean, I always thought they gave it to the pirate with the most booty. 196 00:14:06,824 --> 00:14:09,566 Do they now just give it to the guy with the fattest parrot? 197 00:14:09,626 --> 00:14:12,106 She is not fat. She's just big-boned. 198 00:14:12,529 --> 00:14:14,372 She's fat, dude. 199 00:14:14,431 --> 00:14:15,876 Yeah, go on. Go on, then, laugh. 200 00:14:15,933 --> 00:14:17,344 Everyone laugh. 201 00:14:24,174 --> 00:14:27,155 Ignore them, Captain. It's not worth it. 202 00:14:27,211 --> 00:14:29,782 The trophy would just clash with your wallpaper, anyway. 203 00:14:38,555 --> 00:14:40,057 You'll see, you'll see. 204 00:14:40,124 --> 00:14:42,764 I will be Pirate of the Year. 205 00:14:42,826 --> 00:14:44,237 Yes. 206 00:14:45,929 --> 00:14:49,274 And then you'll be laughing on the other side of your faces. 207 00:14:51,668 --> 00:14:52,738 Yes. 208 00:14:52,803 --> 00:14:56,649 And believe me, that is a very painful thing to do. 209 00:14:56,707 --> 00:14:58,015 Come on, lads. 210 00:15:05,349 --> 00:15:06,760 Well... 211 00:15:11,822 --> 00:15:11,888 All right, now listen up, you coves. 212 00:15:11,889 --> 00:15:13,698 All right, now listen up, you coves. 213 00:15:13,757 --> 00:15:16,567 'We'll show those swabs a thing or two about pirating. 214 00:15:17,261 --> 00:15:22,006 There's still time to fill these chests with sparkling booty. 215 00:15:22,366 --> 00:15:25,006 I can practically taste that trophy! 216 00:15:25,202 --> 00:15:27,773 Trophy! Trophy! Trophy! 217 00:15:33,043 --> 00:15:34,954 Captain! Sail off the port bow! 218 00:15:36,113 --> 00:15:37,353 Let's get after her, Number Two. 219 00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:38,859 Aye, aye, sir. 220 00:15:38,982 --> 00:15:40,325 Clap on all sail! 221 00:15:40,384 --> 00:15:42,694 Royals and topgallants! 222 00:15:42,753 --> 00:15:43,754 Release those gallants! 223 00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:08,884 Fire those long things that go bang. 224 00:16:08,946 --> 00:16:12,052 Fire cannons four and six! 225 00:16:19,156 --> 00:16:20,863 Eat cannonball, lubbers. 226 00:16:25,429 --> 00:16:28,205 Here we go, lads! Look and learn. 227 00:16:30,734 --> 00:16:32,975 Go get 'em, Pirate Captain! 228 00:16:33,670 --> 00:16:36,651 Avast! I'm the Pirate Captain. 229 00:16:37,441 --> 00:16:39,284 And I'm here for your gold. 230 00:16:39,376 --> 00:16:44,018 Gold? This is a plague boat, old man. I'd give my right arm for some gold. 231 00:16:45,149 --> 00:16:46,651 Or my left. 232 00:16:47,217 --> 00:16:48,218 Right, lads. 233 00:16:48,285 --> 00:16:49,923 Minor hiccup, that last one. 234 00:16:49,987 --> 00:16:50,988 This time, 235 00:16:51,155 --> 00:16:52,532 it's payday! 236 00:16:55,292 --> 00:16:58,865 I'm the Pirate Captain, and I'm here for your gold. 237 00:16:59,696 --> 00:17:01,801 Geography field trip. 238 00:17:04,635 --> 00:17:06,512 I'm the Pirate Captain, and... 239 00:17:06,770 --> 00:17:08,113 Naturists. 240 00:17:09,239 --> 00:17:12,743 Pirate Captain. Blah, blah, blah, blah, gold. 241 00:17:12,809 --> 00:17:14,186 Ghost ship. 242 00:17:20,617 --> 00:17:22,062 Sorry. 243 00:18:02,793 --> 00:18:06,866 Captain, we've sighted another ship, sir. 244 00:18:08,899 --> 00:18:10,537 That's nice. 245 00:18:16,106 --> 00:18:17,141 Do you want to give the order to attack? 246 00:18:17,207 --> 00:18:20,086 No, not really, Number Two. No, I think I've... 247 00:18:20,143 --> 00:18:22,749 Think I had enough of piracy. 248 00:18:22,813 --> 00:18:24,156 I'm hanging up my cutlass. 249 00:18:24,681 --> 00:18:26,456 Captain, no! 250 00:18:26,516 --> 00:18:29,190 Yeah, I was thinking I might go into baby clothes, actually. 251 00:18:29,386 --> 00:18:30,456 What? 252 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:33,524 I hear there's a fortune to be made in baby clothes because 253 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:35,194 babies grow so fast. 254 00:18:35,259 --> 00:18:37,830 No, but you can't. I mean, the crew... 255 00:18:37,894 --> 00:18:39,601 They'd... They'd be lost without you. 256 00:18:39,663 --> 00:18:41,665 What was I thinking, Number Two? 257 00:18:41,732 --> 00:18:43,405 Pirate of the Year? 258 00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:44,605 Me? 259 00:18:44,668 --> 00:18:46,079 Look at the trophy cabinet. 260 00:18:47,738 --> 00:18:50,651 Best Anecdote About a Squid. 261 00:18:53,043 --> 00:18:55,990 I mean, that is all I've got to show for my entire career. 262 00:18:56,046 --> 00:18:57,821 Pirate of the Year? 263 00:18:57,881 --> 00:19:00,384 It's just commercialized nonsense. 264 00:19:00,584 --> 00:19:03,064 Real piracy isn't about trophies. 265 00:19:03,253 --> 00:19:05,893 It's about fighting up staircases backwards. 266 00:19:07,257 --> 00:19:10,170 It's about sliding down sails with a knife in your teeth. 267 00:19:10,227 --> 00:19:11,433 Beard glossiness! 268 00:19:12,296 --> 00:19:14,970 And think about all the adventures we've had. 269 00:19:15,032 --> 00:19:17,342 Our adventure with Aztecs. 270 00:19:17,601 --> 00:19:19,478 Our adventure with that pig. 271 00:19:19,536 --> 00:19:20,571 Our adventure with... 272 00:19:25,976 --> 00:19:29,287 Okay, maybe not the librarians. But the fun we've had. 273 00:19:29,346 --> 00:19:31,155 And what about the shanties? 274 00:19:31,715 --> 00:19:34,321 Well, I mean... People would miss my shanties. 275 00:19:34,384 --> 00:19:36,091 And the running people through. 276 00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:39,499 Well, I... I do enjoy running people through. 277 00:19:39,556 --> 00:19:41,229 Enjoy it? You're brilliant at it! 278 00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:44,568 You're a brine-soaked terror of the high seas! 279 00:19:45,762 --> 00:19:46,934 Do you think so, Number Two? 280 00:19:46,997 --> 00:19:48,806 Everyone does! 281 00:19:48,865 --> 00:19:52,142 You're more of a pirate than Black Bellamy or any of them. 282 00:19:52,202 --> 00:19:54,011 You're a real pirate. 283 00:19:54,071 --> 00:19:55,675 That's why the crew, 284 00:19:55,739 --> 00:19:59,186 they think you're the best thing since boil-in-the-bag ham. 285 00:19:59,876 --> 00:20:01,184 Why do you think they all 286 00:20:01,411 --> 00:20:03,857 got that tattoo? Come on. 287 00:20:04,247 --> 00:20:05,351 What do you say? 288 00:20:06,116 --> 00:20:07,891 Arrr! 289 00:20:07,984 --> 00:20:10,487 By Neptune, where's that ship? 290 00:20:12,189 --> 00:20:13,827 This is the one, lads! 291 00:20:14,391 --> 00:20:17,270 Ninth time lucky! I can feel it in my beard! 292 00:20:17,594 --> 00:20:19,403 Well, don't just sit there like lemons! 293 00:20:19,963 --> 00:20:21,271 Hoist the flag! 294 00:20:21,331 --> 00:20:22,639 Standard, sir? 295 00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,906 Or extra gruesome? 296 00:20:24,968 --> 00:20:26,311 Extra gruesome! 297 00:20:26,503 --> 00:20:28,608 Let's make their gizzards shake. 298 00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:42,586 Journal of Charles Darwin. 299 00:20:42,652 --> 00:20:46,964 Day 93 aboard the Beagle. 300 00:20:47,023 --> 00:20:51,802 I have, today, discovered a new kind of barnacle, 301 00:20:51,862 --> 00:20:57,744 which I have categorized in the order of Pygophora. 302 00:21:01,438 --> 00:21:04,942 I'll never get a girlfriend. lam so unhappy. 303 00:21:19,189 --> 00:21:23,331 And now I'm being attacked by pirates. 304 00:21:37,374 --> 00:21:41,117 Avast! I'm the Pirate Captain, and I'm here for your gold. 305 00:21:42,379 --> 00:21:44,017 I haven't got any gold. 306 00:21:44,481 --> 00:21:46,017 No gold, eh? 307 00:21:46,082 --> 00:21:48,528 Then what, might I ask, is this? 308 00:21:49,052 --> 00:21:50,588 It's a baboon's kidney. 309 00:21:51,154 --> 00:21:52,326 Is it? 310 00:21:53,156 --> 00:21:55,500 And what about this? 311 00:21:55,559 --> 00:21:57,630 It's another baboon's kidney. 312 00:22:00,363 --> 00:22:01,501 We searched the hold, Captain. 313 00:22:01,665 --> 00:22:02,905 And? 314 00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:04,779 Just creatures. 315 00:22:04,835 --> 00:22:07,782 Bits of creatures in jars. 316 00:22:07,838 --> 00:22:10,375 And an unhappy-looking baboon. 317 00:22:13,577 --> 00:22:15,079 What kind of ship is this? 318 00:22:16,313 --> 00:22:17,724 We're a... 319 00:22:17,781 --> 00:22:21,558 Well, we were a scientific expedition. 320 00:22:21,618 --> 00:22:23,757 Charles Darwin, at your service, sir. 321 00:22:23,854 --> 00:22:26,892 For pity's sake! 322 00:22:26,957 --> 00:22:29,699 Is it so much to ask? Is it? 323 00:22:30,694 --> 00:22:33,368 I just want one tiny bit of success! 324 00:22:33,430 --> 00:22:37,173 One teensy weensy bit of respect from my peers 325 00:22:37,234 --> 00:22:38,770 just once in my life! 326 00:22:39,970 --> 00:22:41,381 Is that such a crime? 327 00:22:41,438 --> 00:22:42,883 Is it? 328 00:22:45,275 --> 00:22:47,050 - No? - No! 329 00:22:47,611 --> 00:22:48,646 No. 330 00:22:48,712 --> 00:22:50,749 But you try telling that to the universe. 331 00:22:50,814 --> 00:22:53,818 Just once, just once for things to go right. 332 00:22:53,884 --> 00:22:55,124 Just... Just once. 333 00:22:59,055 --> 00:23:02,264 So, are we done here? 334 00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:08,774 Dear Diary, 335 00:23:08,832 --> 00:23:10,971 about to meet a watery grave. 336 00:23:11,034 --> 00:23:12,741 It's nothing personal, you understand. 337 00:23:13,103 --> 00:23:15,276 It's just... It's been a tough week, 338 00:23:15,338 --> 00:23:18,114 and a good plank walk usually cheers him up. 339 00:23:18,475 --> 00:23:22,218 Will die without reaching second base with a lady. 340 00:23:22,412 --> 00:23:24,790 Get on with it! 341 00:23:27,117 --> 00:23:28,221 Today's weather: 342 00:23:28,919 --> 00:23:29,989 inclement. 343 00:23:37,294 --> 00:23:39,137 - Stop! - Now what? 344 00:23:39,195 --> 00:23:41,539 Last request, is it? Do we have to grant those? 345 00:23:41,598 --> 00:23:44,545 Is there some sort of human rights convention we're signed up to? 346 00:23:44,668 --> 00:23:46,477 - But that bird! - My parrot? 347 00:23:46,636 --> 00:23:48,013 She's just big-boned! 348 00:23:48,071 --> 00:23:51,018 No, she's not. I mean... I mean, she's not a parrot. 349 00:23:51,074 --> 00:23:52,451 Not a parrot? 350 00:23:52,509 --> 00:23:53,920 What's he on about, old girl? 351 00:23:53,977 --> 00:23:55,115 She's... She's... 352 00:23:55,211 --> 00:23:57,987 She's the scientific discovery of our age! 353 00:23:58,114 --> 00:24:00,025 She's a... 354 00:24:02,052 --> 00:24:04,692 Sorry. It's just, 355 00:24:04,754 --> 00:24:06,791 that's my favorite bit. 356 00:24:12,329 --> 00:24:13,967 A dodo, you say? 357 00:24:14,030 --> 00:24:16,806 They've been extinct for 150 years. 358 00:24:16,866 --> 00:24:20,109 To find one alive today, it's quite incredible. 359 00:24:20,203 --> 00:24:23,207 Well, clever old girl. Not going extinct. 360 00:24:23,306 --> 00:24:25,877 If I might be so bold, I would be prepared 361 00:24:26,876 --> 00:24:29,755 to pay you 10 pounds for your Polly. 362 00:24:30,513 --> 00:24:32,117 Polly's not for sale. 363 00:24:32,182 --> 00:24:33,661 Ten pound. 364 00:24:33,717 --> 00:24:34,889 She's one of the family. 365 00:24:34,985 --> 00:24:36,658 She's like an auntie. 366 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:37,960 With a beak. 367 00:24:38,021 --> 00:24:39,261 Yeah, I'm afraid they're right, Charles. 368 00:24:39,322 --> 00:24:42,166 Polly here is the feathery heart and soul of the boat. 369 00:24:42,225 --> 00:24:43,465 Come on, little dodo. 370 00:24:47,831 --> 00:24:49,504 It's such a missed opportunity. 371 00:24:49,733 --> 00:24:51,371 If I could've presented her 372 00:24:51,434 --> 00:24:55,041 in London to the Royal Society at their annual science show... 373 00:24:55,105 --> 00:24:56,982 No question of that, I'm afraid. 374 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,486 - She'd have been an absolute sensation. - Yeah, well, can't be helped. 375 00:24:59,576 --> 00:25:02,113 And of course a shoo-in for the top prize. 376 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,623 Prize? 377 00:25:05,682 --> 00:25:08,686 For best scientific discovery. Yes. 378 00:25:10,553 --> 00:25:12,726 This prize, 379 00:25:12,789 --> 00:25:14,632 -valuable, is it? - Valuable? 380 00:25:16,693 --> 00:25:18,639 It's priceless. 381 00:25:18,695 --> 00:25:20,902 Untold riches. 382 00:25:24,701 --> 00:25:26,009 - Captain... - No, no, no, no. 383 00:25:26,069 --> 00:25:28,811 I was thinking, perhaps, perhaps I was being a touch hasty. 384 00:25:28,872 --> 00:25:29,976 But, Captain, London? 385 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,519 The home of Queen Victoria, 386 00:25:31,741 --> 00:25:33,687 mortal enemy of pirates everywhere? 387 00:25:33,777 --> 00:25:36,018 We'll end up hanged at Execution Dock. 388 00:25:38,114 --> 00:25:39,889 We laugh in the face of danger, remember? 389 00:25:41,017 --> 00:25:43,554 - I don't. - I don't really like danger at all. 390 00:25:45,088 --> 00:25:48,365 Captain, do you remember the little talk we had? 391 00:25:48,692 --> 00:25:51,605 The one about whether pigs are actually a type of fruit? 392 00:25:52,962 --> 00:25:53,997 No. 393 00:25:57,967 --> 00:25:59,002 No. 394 00:25:59,069 --> 00:26:01,481 The one about us trying to avoid harebrained schemes 395 00:26:01,538 --> 00:26:03,074 that end in us facing certain death. 396 00:26:03,139 --> 00:26:04,982 You heard the man, Number Two. 397 00:26:05,075 --> 00:26:06,918 "Untold riches." 398 00:26:06,976 --> 00:26:08,011 Here's the plan. 399 00:26:08,211 --> 00:26:11,715 We go to London, Polly wins this science show thingy, 400 00:26:11,781 --> 00:26:15,786 we take the prize money, I enter Pirate of the Year, I win! 401 00:26:15,852 --> 00:26:17,263 Bingo! 402 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,322 - But, Captain, I'm not sure... - It can't fail. 403 00:26:19,389 --> 00:26:22,962 And besides, look at her little face. 404 00:26:23,026 --> 00:26:25,905 I sure want to win that science prize. 405 00:26:25,962 --> 00:26:27,100 Squawk! 406 00:26:27,163 --> 00:26:28,836 Bravo, Captain! 407 00:26:28,898 --> 00:26:32,345 I see you're a man of vision! 408 00:26:34,104 --> 00:26:36,710 Right, then, Charles. When is this science show of yours? 409 00:26:36,773 --> 00:26:38,480 A week tomorrow. 410 00:26:38,541 --> 00:26:39,986 Confound it! 411 00:26:40,076 --> 00:26:41,953 You see, we could've made that with a good wind behind us, 412 00:26:42,011 --> 00:26:44,787 but unfortunately there's this dirty great sea monster in the way. 413 00:26:47,183 --> 00:26:51,598 I think they just add those onto maps for decoration, Captain. 414 00:26:54,491 --> 00:26:56,232 Is that a fact? 415 00:26:56,292 --> 00:26:58,135 Well, blow me down. 416 00:26:59,028 --> 00:27:01,338 I dare, you could learn something from this fine fellow, Number Two. 417 00:27:46,609 --> 00:27:47,781 London Town. 418 00:27:48,478 --> 00:27:50,685 The most romantic city in the world. 419 00:28:06,896 --> 00:28:09,069 "Queen Victoria 420 00:28:09,299 --> 00:28:12,473 "welcomes you to London." 421 00:28:12,535 --> 00:28:13,946 That's nice. 422 00:28:14,003 --> 00:28:15,846 Perhaps she's not so bad after all. 423 00:28:21,578 --> 00:28:24,081 Well, don't look so worried, Number Two. 424 00:28:24,147 --> 00:28:25,922 Pirates are always visiting London. 425 00:28:27,617 --> 00:28:29,995 Turn back! 426 00:28:30,553 --> 00:28:33,033 This is the fate of pirates here! 427 00:28:33,823 --> 00:28:35,564 Is that Scarlett Morgan? 428 00:28:36,526 --> 00:28:38,233 Pirate Captain. 429 00:28:38,294 --> 00:28:39,671 Goodness me! 430 00:28:39,762 --> 00:28:42,265 I haven't seen you since that business in Madagascar. 431 00:28:45,235 --> 00:28:47,545 Yes. I could've sworn they were girls. 432 00:28:47,604 --> 00:28:48,810 You're looking well, Morgan. 433 00:28:49,205 --> 00:28:50,616 Yeah, lost a bit of weight. 434 00:28:50,673 --> 00:28:52,209 What are you up to these days? 435 00:28:52,275 --> 00:28:53,345 You know, this and that. 436 00:28:53,409 --> 00:28:55,912 Yeah, just gonna enter a science competition, actually. 437 00:28:56,379 --> 00:28:58,256 - Good luck with that. - Yeah, thanks, thanks. 438 00:29:01,651 --> 00:29:02,959 No, no, wait, wait! 439 00:29:03,019 --> 00:29:04,225 Turn back! 440 00:29:04,287 --> 00:29:06,893 Turn back. 441 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,161 - Sorry. - No! 442 00:29:12,262 --> 00:29:14,401 Look what you've done to me boat. Look at the state of it. 443 00:29:14,497 --> 00:29:15,840 I hope you've got some insurance, 'cause I... 444 00:29:17,567 --> 00:29:19,012 Right, then. We'll be off. 445 00:29:19,068 --> 00:29:20,775 I'll bring her back tomorrow straight after the show. 446 00:29:20,837 --> 00:29:23,249 Well, don't be daft, Charles. I'll be presenting Polly. 447 00:29:23,539 --> 00:29:24,779 - You? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 448 00:29:24,841 --> 00:29:26,980 I always fancied trying my hand at a spot of science. 449 00:29:27,610 --> 00:29:28,884 But you can't. I mean, 450 00:29:28,945 --> 00:29:31,551 the streets of London are no place for pirates. 451 00:29:31,614 --> 00:29:33,753 Pirates? What pirates? 452 00:29:34,517 --> 00:29:35,655 Nobody here but us Girl Guides. 453 00:29:35,718 --> 00:29:36,822 Yes! 454 00:29:38,187 --> 00:29:39,894 I've got a badge for looting. 455 00:29:39,956 --> 00:29:43,028 We're not really Girl Guides. It's us, the pirates. 456 00:29:43,092 --> 00:29:44,799 We're masters of disguise. 457 00:29:44,894 --> 00:29:47,067 How ingenious. 458 00:29:47,130 --> 00:29:50,407 But all the same, Captain, best we lie low for the night. 459 00:29:50,466 --> 00:29:51,877 Perhaps at my house. 460 00:29:51,935 --> 00:29:54,040 - Captain, I really think... - Good plan, Chuck. 461 00:29:54,103 --> 00:29:56,982 Be fun to see how you boffin types live. 462 00:29:59,442 --> 00:30:01,649 Well, come on. Taxi! 463 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,284 Evening, Officer. 464 00:30:05,348 --> 00:30:07,385 Hidey-ho, ladies. 465 00:30:12,922 --> 00:30:16,062 London smells like Grandma. 466 00:30:21,965 --> 00:30:22,966 Whoa. 467 00:30:24,167 --> 00:30:26,204 Here we are. 468 00:30:26,269 --> 00:30:28,215 Home, sweet home. 469 00:30:32,542 --> 00:30:35,716 You don't get many women back here, do you, Charles? 470 00:30:36,079 --> 00:30:39,526 People who live alone are always serial killers. 471 00:30:46,723 --> 00:30:48,327 Sweet Neptune on a bike! 472 00:30:49,559 --> 00:30:51,004 Don't mind Mr. Bobo. 473 00:30:51,060 --> 00:30:53,233 - Just an old project of mine. - Project? 474 00:30:53,696 --> 00:30:55,039 Yeah, I had this theory. 475 00:30:55,098 --> 00:30:57,908 I thought that if you took a monkey, gave him a monocle 476 00:30:57,967 --> 00:30:59,878 and covered up his gigantic, unsightly ass, 477 00:31:00,536 --> 00:31:02,538 then he would cease to be a monkey and become more of a... 478 00:31:03,473 --> 00:31:05,749 A man-panzee, if you will. 479 00:31:05,808 --> 00:31:06,843 Bold theory. 480 00:31:06,909 --> 00:31:08,911 I don't like the monkey. 481 00:31:09,545 --> 00:31:11,786 But to be honest, monkeys are 10 a penny. 482 00:31:11,848 --> 00:31:13,987 He's not a patch on Polly here. 483 00:31:15,451 --> 00:31:17,021 Anyhow, big day tomorrow. 484 00:31:17,153 --> 00:31:18,291 We all need our rest. 485 00:31:18,354 --> 00:31:21,335 Let me show you to your room, Captain. 486 00:31:22,625 --> 00:31:24,662 Right behind you, Chuck. 487 00:31:34,704 --> 00:31:36,706 Now, here's the plan. 488 00:31:36,773 --> 00:31:40,516 You know what to do. Wait until the bearded idiot is asleep, 489 00:31:40,576 --> 00:31:41,816 then sneak into his room and... 490 00:31:56,826 --> 00:31:57,861 Captain. 491 00:31:57,927 --> 00:32:00,931 It's... It's Mr. Darwin, sir. I'm sure he's up to no good. 492 00:32:00,997 --> 00:32:02,977 Honestly, Number Two, what's got into you? 493 00:32:03,032 --> 00:32:06,241 Thanks to Charles, we're about to win lavish untold riches, 494 00:32:06,302 --> 00:32:08,612 and here you are trying to find fault with the poor fellow. 495 00:32:08,905 --> 00:32:10,748 - Yes, but... - No, no, no. Not another word. 496 00:32:10,807 --> 00:32:14,414 A future Pirate of the Year needs his beauty sleep. 497 00:32:14,477 --> 00:32:17,287 Do you think you could make nautical noises until we drop off? 498 00:32:24,754 --> 00:32:28,292 That's lovely. Now, that is lovely. Can you do the shiver a timber? 499 00:32:34,030 --> 00:32:36,476 And just chuck in a few gulls, would you? 500 00:33:09,132 --> 00:33:11,442 Ladies and gentlemen, our winner. 501 00:33:11,801 --> 00:33:15,248 Give it up for the Pirate Captain! 502 00:33:31,687 --> 00:33:34,600 Congratulations, Pirate Captain. 503 00:33:35,491 --> 00:33:37,767 Nobody deserves this more than you. 504 00:33:39,061 --> 00:33:40,506 Thanks, Cutlass. 505 00:33:40,563 --> 00:33:43,476 And that beard of yours, 506 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,302 it drives me 507 00:33:46,369 --> 00:33:48,349 crazy. 508 00:33:54,343 --> 00:33:55,344 Give it here. 509 00:33:55,878 --> 00:33:57,619 Give it back, Bellamy, it's mine! 510 00:33:57,914 --> 00:33:59,552 No, give it back. 511 00:34:03,686 --> 00:34:04,721 Neptune's navel! 512 00:34:05,121 --> 00:34:06,191 Come back here, you lubber. 513 00:34:06,255 --> 00:34:07,427 Stop, thief! 514 00:34:21,671 --> 00:34:23,116 I'll take that. 515 00:34:24,073 --> 00:34:26,178 Not so fast, my friend. 516 00:34:27,276 --> 00:34:28,584 Number Two! 517 00:34:30,012 --> 00:34:32,652 Number Two, are you all right? 518 00:34:33,983 --> 00:34:35,929 Unhand that dodo! 519 00:34:45,361 --> 00:34:46,635 Evening, Captain. 520 00:35:09,252 --> 00:35:10,492 Number Two! 521 00:35:19,228 --> 00:35:20,229 We're under attack! 522 00:35:20,396 --> 00:35:21,932 Abandon ship! 523 00:35:26,135 --> 00:35:28,081 Hello, Pirate Captain, Pirate with a Scarf! 524 00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:44,060 Come back here, Mysterious Shadowy Figure! 525 00:35:47,957 --> 00:35:49,368 Faster! Faster! 526 00:36:17,286 --> 00:36:19,664 Got you! Are you all right, girl? 527 00:36:19,755 --> 00:36:22,565 Captain! I mean, what's going on? 528 00:36:22,625 --> 00:36:24,536 Don't play the innocent. 529 00:36:24,593 --> 00:36:28,131 You and your hench-monkey tried to steal Polly. 530 00:36:28,197 --> 00:36:31,235 Steal Polly? Dear me, no, you're mistaken. 531 00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:33,974 Then how do you explain this? 532 00:36:42,411 --> 00:36:45,290 Well, I think it's obvious what's happened, isn't it? 533 00:36:45,348 --> 00:36:46,418 Is it? 534 00:36:46,482 --> 00:36:48,689 Some jealous rival scientist 535 00:36:48,751 --> 00:36:51,595 must have tried to make off with the dodo. 536 00:36:51,854 --> 00:36:54,164 Well, that explains everything. 537 00:36:54,990 --> 00:36:57,129 Captain, please, let's go. 538 00:36:57,193 --> 00:36:58,570 Polly's not safe in London. 539 00:36:58,627 --> 00:37:00,834 I couldn't bear it if something happened to Polly. 540 00:37:00,896 --> 00:37:03,376 Nothing is going to happen to Polly. 541 00:37:03,432 --> 00:37:06,436 She'll be perfectly safe. Leave everything to me. 542 00:37:06,502 --> 00:37:08,539 Now, come on, we can't keep that prize waiting. 543 00:37:21,417 --> 00:37:23,752 Anyone got a towel? 544 00:37:34,296 --> 00:37:36,799 Nice going, banana butt. 545 00:37:36,932 --> 00:37:39,640 Now this briny buffoon is gonna grab all the glory. 546 00:37:39,702 --> 00:37:41,113 It's a disaster. 547 00:37:41,170 --> 00:37:42,615 It's... 548 00:37:44,073 --> 00:37:46,451 Bad news, I'm afraid, Captain. 549 00:37:46,509 --> 00:37:47,613 You can't go in. 550 00:37:48,944 --> 00:37:52,289 It's strictly scientists only, you see. 551 00:37:52,348 --> 00:37:55,227 I'll just have to present Polly 552 00:37:55,484 --> 00:37:56,554 myself. 553 00:37:56,619 --> 00:37:59,327 We're not really scientists. It's us, the pirates. 554 00:37:59,388 --> 00:38:02,494 See? Masters of disguise. 555 00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:03,831 But where's Polly? 556 00:38:03,893 --> 00:38:06,430 That is on a need-to-know basis from here on in, Charles. 557 00:38:06,762 --> 00:38:08,503 - Pardon? - I am keeping her hidden. 558 00:38:08,564 --> 00:38:11,602 That shadowy figure could be anywhere. 559 00:38:11,767 --> 00:38:14,145 Luckily, I am not only a master of disguises, 560 00:38:14,203 --> 00:38:17,150 I am also a master of hiding things. 561 00:38:17,206 --> 00:38:19,345 Right, lads, let's show these boffins what's what. 562 00:38:19,408 --> 00:38:21,046 But, Captain. 563 00:38:21,110 --> 00:38:23,181 - Really, I... - Hello! 564 00:38:24,013 --> 00:38:25,959 We're here for the science show. 565 00:38:26,015 --> 00:38:27,722 We're scientists. 566 00:38:27,850 --> 00:38:30,262 That's a pipette, this is Charles Darwin, 567 00:38:30,319 --> 00:38:32,026 and I am the Scientist Captain. 568 00:38:32,421 --> 00:38:36,028 If you're a scientist, name three elements. 569 00:38:36,158 --> 00:38:37,296 Well, let's see now. 570 00:38:37,359 --> 00:38:40,067 There's... There's gold, ham... 571 00:38:42,064 --> 00:38:44,101 ...and 572 00:38:44,166 --> 00:38:45,543 the tears of a mermaid. 573 00:38:46,635 --> 00:38:49,741 Yeah, two out of three. Close enough First on your left. 574 00:38:49,805 --> 00:38:52,615 The balloon of my airship contains 575 00:38:52,675 --> 00:38:54,712 -20,000 cubic feet of hydrogen gas. - Excuse me. 576 00:38:54,777 --> 00:38:56,017 Sorry. 577 00:38:56,245 --> 00:38:59,021 Just here, you will notice the open log fire 578 00:38:59,081 --> 00:39:02,392 to ensure a comfortable temperature at higher altitudes. 579 00:39:02,852 --> 00:39:04,229 Captain? 580 00:39:04,820 --> 00:39:06,458 Captain, Captain, please. 581 00:39:06,522 --> 00:39:08,399 You can't possibly appear on stage without Polly. 582 00:39:08,457 --> 00:39:10,528 Patience, Charles. All in good time. 583 00:39:11,527 --> 00:39:12,631 Excuse me. Sorry. 584 00:39:14,129 --> 00:39:16,336 - Sorry. - Idiot! 585 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,311 - Just a tick. - But, Captain... 586 00:39:25,841 --> 00:39:27,184 How on earth did... 587 00:39:27,243 --> 00:39:33,626 My airship will revolutionize the fields of meteorology and cartography. 588 00:39:33,682 --> 00:39:34,717 But mostly, 589 00:39:35,718 --> 00:39:38,221 it's for looking down ladies' tops. 590 00:39:38,621 --> 00:39:40,294 Ingenious. 591 00:39:45,394 --> 00:39:47,874 Captain, I really, really think 592 00:39:47,930 --> 00:39:50,137 it would be best if I take over from here. 593 00:39:50,399 --> 00:39:52,174 There's a certain manner in which these things are conduc... 594 00:39:52,334 --> 00:39:53,335 Nonsense, Chuck. 595 00:39:53,402 --> 00:39:56,781 What this science stuff needs is a bit of showmanship! 596 00:40:12,922 --> 00:40:14,299 Look, it's the captain. 597 00:40:14,523 --> 00:40:16,628 Captain! Captain! 598 00:40:18,127 --> 00:40:21,574 Fellow scientists, poindexters, geeks, 599 00:40:22,998 --> 00:40:25,000 prepare to be confounded. 600 00:40:25,734 --> 00:40:27,736 Prepare to be amazed. 601 00:40:27,803 --> 00:40:29,043 Prepare to... 602 00:40:29,905 --> 00:40:31,646 Wait a second. What's this? 603 00:40:36,245 --> 00:40:37,849 What's this? 604 00:40:41,717 --> 00:40:43,025 Stop! 605 00:40:44,286 --> 00:40:46,926 I am the world's leading doctor, 606 00:40:47,089 --> 00:40:51,560 and I declare the science you are doing is too shocking by half. 607 00:40:51,627 --> 00:40:52,628 Dr. Albino, 608 00:40:52,695 --> 00:40:55,335 are you saying that those of a nervous disposition should leave immediately, 609 00:40:55,397 --> 00:40:58,401 in case the sheer unexpected remarkableness of my discovery 610 00:40:58,467 --> 00:41:00,310 should cause their hearts to explode? 611 00:41:04,406 --> 00:41:05,476 I am. 612 00:41:05,541 --> 00:41:08,784 Well, science lovers, you have been warned. 613 00:41:08,944 --> 00:41:12,551 This is our most educational adventure ever. 614 00:41:18,087 --> 00:41:20,431 Back from the dead. 615 00:41:20,489 --> 00:41:22,560 Back from beyond the grave. 616 00:41:23,559 --> 00:41:26,472 Back to astound you all. 617 00:41:26,629 --> 00:41:28,438 The ninth wonder of the world. 618 00:41:28,497 --> 00:41:32,206 She's traveled halfway across the globe to be here tonight. 619 00:41:32,267 --> 00:41:36,079 Here's Polly! 620 00:41:37,673 --> 00:41:39,710 It's a dodo. 621 00:41:41,810 --> 00:41:43,346 By Jove. 622 00:41:46,015 --> 00:41:48,621 That is astounding! 623 00:41:54,623 --> 00:41:56,660 An actual dodo! 624 00:41:56,759 --> 00:42:00,070 Makes electricity look like a pile of crap. 625 00:42:06,669 --> 00:42:09,548 The Royal Society's prize 626 00:42:09,605 --> 00:42:12,848 for best scientific discovery... 627 00:42:13,142 --> 00:42:14,314 I hope it's not a check. 628 00:42:14,376 --> 00:42:16,413 ...Is awarded to... 629 00:42:16,478 --> 00:42:17,923 Have you any idea what the sterling-doubloon 630 00:42:17,980 --> 00:42:19,118 exchange rate is these days? 631 00:42:19,181 --> 00:42:21,457 ...the Scientist Captain. 632 00:42:21,717 --> 00:42:23,321 Thank you, thank you. 633 00:42:23,385 --> 00:42:24,557 You're too kind. 634 00:42:24,620 --> 00:42:26,224 Please stop. Enough. Thank you. 635 00:42:26,355 --> 00:42:27,527 Thank you. 636 00:42:33,195 --> 00:42:34,230 Is that it? 637 00:42:34,296 --> 00:42:35,331 Oh, no. 638 00:42:35,464 --> 00:42:37,569 - Good. - You also get 639 00:42:37,666 --> 00:42:41,580 this leather-bound set of encyclopedias. 640 00:42:43,772 --> 00:42:45,752 Excuse me just one moment. Thank you. 641 00:42:47,042 --> 00:42:48,043 Okay, Chuck. 642 00:42:48,110 --> 00:42:50,386 Now, I like encyclopedias as much as the next man, 643 00:42:50,713 --> 00:42:53,956 but they're not exactly gonna help me win Pirate of the Year, are they? 644 00:42:55,517 --> 00:42:56,518 Where's the booty? 645 00:42:56,585 --> 00:42:58,394 Booty? What booty? 646 00:42:58,454 --> 00:43:02,061 The prize! The "untold riches," remember? 647 00:43:03,659 --> 00:43:05,605 Perhaps I didn't explain. 648 00:43:05,661 --> 00:43:07,436 It's not all about money. 649 00:43:07,696 --> 00:43:09,903 No, the real prize is... 650 00:43:09,965 --> 00:43:12,275 Her Royal Majesty, the Empress of India, 651 00:43:12,468 --> 00:43:14,675 Ruler of the Kingdom of Java... 652 00:43:14,737 --> 00:43:16,978 -...a personal audience with... -...Defender of the Faith, 653 00:43:17,106 --> 00:43:18,949 - Queen Victoria! - Queen Victoria 654 00:43:19,341 --> 00:43:20,479 herself. 655 00:43:47,369 --> 00:43:49,178 Scientist Captain, 656 00:43:49,338 --> 00:43:51,113 congratulations. 657 00:43:51,173 --> 00:43:52,447 What a tremendous discovery. 658 00:43:52,508 --> 00:43:54,749 Your... Your Majesty. 659 00:43:54,877 --> 00:43:57,983 And who are these charming fellows? 660 00:43:58,046 --> 00:44:01,550 - Well, this is my crew. - By which he means lab assistant crew. 661 00:44:01,617 --> 00:44:04,325 Yes, yes. I'm using "crew" in the street sense. 662 00:44:04,386 --> 00:44:05,660 Yo. 663 00:44:05,788 --> 00:44:08,200 And I'm Charles Darwin, Your Majesty. 664 00:44:08,257 --> 00:44:11,101 I helped find the dodo. 665 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:12,696 Yes, whatever. 666 00:44:12,761 --> 00:44:15,742 But where has your delightful creature disappeared to? 667 00:44:15,798 --> 00:44:17,835 Resting, ma'am. Hidden away. 668 00:44:17,900 --> 00:44:20,346 I only let her out for the big performance, I'm afraid. 669 00:44:20,402 --> 00:44:23,542 In case sinister forces should try to make off with her, you see. 670 00:44:23,605 --> 00:44:25,084 Sinister forces? 671 00:44:25,140 --> 00:44:26,517 Dear. 672 00:44:26,575 --> 00:44:30,489 Well, we have a wonderful petting zoo at the palace 673 00:44:30,546 --> 00:44:32,890 where Polly would be quite safe. 674 00:44:33,282 --> 00:44:34,761 Perhaps we could 675 00:44:35,551 --> 00:44:37,553 take her off your hands. 676 00:44:38,687 --> 00:44:41,133 I'm sorry, ma'am, but that's out of the question. 677 00:44:41,190 --> 00:44:42,601 But she'd have a lovely time. 678 00:44:42,658 --> 00:44:46,333 There are guinea pigs and a donkey. 679 00:44:46,395 --> 00:44:47,669 No, no, I couldn't, ma'am. 680 00:44:47,796 --> 00:44:51,869 Not even for little old me? 681 00:44:51,934 --> 00:44:53,675 No, no, no, I'm afraid not, ma'am. 682 00:44:53,735 --> 00:44:56,079 No, you see, there is nothing more important to a pirate 683 00:44:56,138 --> 00:44:57,708 than his trusted dodo. 684 00:44:57,773 --> 00:45:00,720 She is the feathery heart and soul of the boat. 685 00:45:02,044 --> 00:45:03,455 Did you say... 686 00:45:06,381 --> 00:45:07,451 ..."pirate"? 687 00:45:09,017 --> 00:45:10,963 Pirate? No, no, no, no, no. 688 00:45:11,019 --> 00:45:12,396 Scientist. 689 00:45:12,454 --> 00:45:15,128 Yes, good old, good old science. Can't get enough of it. 690 00:45:15,190 --> 00:45:16,464 Mixing stuff together. 691 00:45:16,525 --> 00:45:18,527 You know, test tube tubing and Bunsen burning. 692 00:45:18,594 --> 00:45:20,096 See? 693 00:45:22,598 --> 00:45:24,475 He's no scientist! 694 00:45:24,533 --> 00:45:26,513 He's a Girl Guide! 695 00:45:28,804 --> 00:45:30,215 He's no Girl Guide! 696 00:45:30,739 --> 00:45:32,218 - He's a pirate! - Pirate! 697 00:45:35,244 --> 00:45:36,484 Hang on, hang on. 698 00:45:36,545 --> 00:45:37,888 There's been some kind of mistake. Some... 699 00:45:39,047 --> 00:45:40,583 Some silly mistake. 'Whoa, laddies! 700 00:45:40,649 --> 00:45:42,595 Stop, stop. I can explain. 701 00:45:58,934 --> 00:46:00,413 Your Majesty. 702 00:46:01,236 --> 00:46:02,271 He's hidden the dodo. 703 00:46:02,337 --> 00:46:03,475 If you chop his head off now, 704 00:46:03,639 --> 00:46:05,414 we might never find out where. 705 00:46:05,908 --> 00:46:06,909 Wait a mo. 706 00:46:18,553 --> 00:46:20,658 One doesn't know why. 707 00:46:20,722 --> 00:46:24,898 Perhaps it's his luxuriant beard or his gleaming teeth 708 00:46:25,060 --> 00:46:28,041 or the way he smells faintly of coconuts. 709 00:46:28,096 --> 00:46:31,168 But we have taken a shine to this pirate. 710 00:46:31,466 --> 00:46:34,709 Do you have a name, pirate captain? 711 00:46:35,103 --> 00:46:38,050 They call me the Pirate Captain. 712 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,420 Well, Pirate Captain, 713 00:46:40,475 --> 00:46:44,218 we hereby pardon you of your piratical crimes. 714 00:46:49,217 --> 00:46:51,094 You will stay in London, Pirate Captain, 715 00:46:51,153 --> 00:46:53,963 and entertain us with your stories and your wit. 716 00:46:54,623 --> 00:46:56,625 And especially 717 00:46:56,825 --> 00:47:01,501 your dear little dodo. 718 00:47:05,634 --> 00:47:06,704 Hell's barnacles. 719 00:47:06,768 --> 00:47:08,475 Can we please get out of here now? 720 00:47:08,537 --> 00:47:10,141 That was a bit close for comfort, Number Two. 721 00:47:10,305 --> 00:47:13,343 I will get you the dodo, Your Majesty. 722 00:47:13,408 --> 00:47:15,786 See that you do, Mr. Darwin. 723 00:47:21,917 --> 00:47:23,555 Captain? 724 00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:26,020 Captain! Captain! 725 00:47:26,154 --> 00:47:27,895 Hurry up, lads, chop-chop. 726 00:47:27,956 --> 00:47:29,367 Let's get back to sea where we belong. 727 00:47:29,424 --> 00:47:31,165 Ave, aye, Captain! 728 00:47:31,326 --> 00:47:32,771 I told you coming to London was a bad idea. 729 00:47:32,828 --> 00:47:34,205 The sooner I get the smell of brine in my... 730 00:47:34,262 --> 00:47:35,673 Captain! 731 00:47:35,964 --> 00:47:37,409 Captain! 732 00:47:37,466 --> 00:47:38,843 Whoa! 733 00:47:40,602 --> 00:47:42,377 You're not leaving, surely? 734 00:47:43,105 --> 00:47:44,482 I most certainly am. 735 00:47:44,539 --> 00:47:45,984 You've let me down badly, Charles. 736 00:47:46,308 --> 00:47:47,810 Look! Look! 737 00:47:47,876 --> 00:47:48,980 - Also, to be frank... - Captain... 738 00:47:49,044 --> 00:47:50,819 ...your nose is too small for your face. 739 00:47:51,146 --> 00:47:52,921 But you're the toast of London Town. 740 00:47:57,085 --> 00:47:58,860 I say, look at that. 741 00:47:59,855 --> 00:48:01,357 They've really captured my eyes. 742 00:48:01,456 --> 00:48:04,528 We were hoping you might come out for a little 743 00:48:04,593 --> 00:48:06,971 celebration before you go. 744 00:48:09,131 --> 00:48:12,044 We don't want to miss the tide, Captain. 745 00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:14,137 - No, no, no. Quite right, quite right. - Captain, 746 00:48:14,603 --> 00:48:17,049 do join us, please? 747 00:48:18,273 --> 00:48:21,049 I'll just stop for a quick one. Rude to refuse. 748 00:48:21,109 --> 00:48:22,611 - But it's Ham Night. - I'll be 20 minutes. 749 00:48:22,677 --> 00:48:23,781 Half an hour tops. 750 00:48:23,845 --> 00:48:25,756 Just get her... Get her warmed up without me. 751 00:48:25,814 --> 00:48:26,884 Aren't we going yet? 752 00:48:27,682 --> 00:48:30,060 But what about winning the Pirate of the Year 753 00:48:30,118 --> 00:48:32,621 and showing all those other captains that he's not a loser? 754 00:48:40,862 --> 00:48:43,365 You-hoo! Come along, Captain. 755 00:48:43,432 --> 00:48:44,740 Captain... 756 00:48:45,267 --> 00:48:46,678 - Cheers! - Good evening. 757 00:48:46,735 --> 00:48:48,408 Thank you. Thank you so very much. 758 00:48:48,470 --> 00:48:49,847 - Captain... - And your name is? 759 00:48:49,905 --> 00:48:50,906 Miss Jane Austen. 760 00:48:57,112 --> 00:49:00,616 And that, and that is why, in a straight fight, 761 00:49:00,682 --> 00:49:03,561 a shark would probably beat a Dracula. 762 00:49:04,453 --> 00:49:06,990 Jane Austen, feel free to use it in one of your books. 763 00:49:07,055 --> 00:49:10,400 Pirate Captain, you are a born raconteur. 764 00:49:10,692 --> 00:49:14,139 So much better than the last chap we all went doolally over. 765 00:49:14,296 --> 00:49:17,903 You've all been terribly kind. 766 00:49:19,101 --> 00:49:20,205 Do run along. 767 00:49:20,268 --> 00:49:21,906 Another drink, Captain? 768 00:49:22,671 --> 00:49:24,776 Cheers, Chuck. 769 00:49:25,974 --> 00:49:27,976 I say, you're not 770 00:49:28,376 --> 00:49:30,720 -related in some way, are you? - Pardon? 771 00:49:31,546 --> 00:49:32,616 It's just you, sort of... 772 00:49:33,315 --> 00:49:35,522 Well, no, no, nothing, nothing, nothing. 773 00:49:35,584 --> 00:49:37,291 Cheers. 774 00:49:45,927 --> 00:49:48,066 Do you know what I've discovered, Charles? 775 00:49:48,163 --> 00:49:50,837 The friends you make after you've become famous 776 00:49:50,899 --> 00:49:52,879 are better, truer friends 777 00:49:52,934 --> 00:49:55,005 than the ones you've had for years beforehand. 778 00:49:55,070 --> 00:49:57,072 So very wise. 779 00:49:59,141 --> 00:50:00,814 But the lads will think I'm a fool. 780 00:50:00,876 --> 00:50:03,652 No. A fool, you? 781 00:50:03,712 --> 00:50:05,817 You're an intellectual giant. 782 00:50:05,881 --> 00:50:08,521 Just look at how you managed to keep Polly safe 783 00:50:08,583 --> 00:50:10,290 from those sinister forces. 784 00:50:10,385 --> 00:50:11,921 Yes, I did do that, didn't I? 785 00:50:11,987 --> 00:50:13,591 You did. 786 00:50:13,688 --> 00:50:15,929 And wherever she's hidden, 787 00:50:15,991 --> 00:50:18,437 I bet it's somewhere really ingenious. 788 00:50:18,493 --> 00:50:19,494 It is rather. 789 00:50:21,396 --> 00:50:22,841 You'll never guess where. 790 00:50:22,898 --> 00:50:25,936 Well, no, why, you're too smart for me, Captain. 791 00:50:26,001 --> 00:50:28,106 Right under everyone's noses. 792 00:50:28,170 --> 00:50:30,650 Or right under my noses, anyhow. 793 00:50:33,341 --> 00:50:34,843 Ta-d a! 794 00:50:37,646 --> 00:50:40,991 You've been keeping Polly in your beard? 795 00:50:41,149 --> 00:50:43,288 Actually, I keep all sorts in here. 796 00:50:45,854 --> 00:50:47,026 I'm sorry about this, Captain. 797 00:50:47,088 --> 00:50:48,499 About what? 798 00:50:50,425 --> 00:50:52,336 What the... What's the monkey-man playing at? 799 00:50:54,196 --> 00:50:56,198 This patently isn't even a real... 800 00:51:05,774 --> 00:51:07,913 Come back here, you lubbers! 801 00:51:13,648 --> 00:51:15,355 Sorry, Your Reverence. 802 00:51:31,233 --> 00:51:33,042 Got you, you rogue! 803 00:51:39,941 --> 00:51:41,614 Yeah, that's rather nice. 804 00:51:44,079 --> 00:51:45,683 Neptune's lips, what are you up to? 805 00:51:45,847 --> 00:51:47,224 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's not my fault. 806 00:51:47,282 --> 00:51:48,886 What do you mean "not your fault"? 807 00:51:48,950 --> 00:51:51,521 You steal Polly, you shoot my best hat full of holes. 808 00:52:10,138 --> 00:52:11,242 Well, go on, then. 809 00:52:11,673 --> 00:52:13,016 Explain yourself. 810 00:52:14,509 --> 00:52:16,079 There's this girl. 811 00:52:16,144 --> 00:52:18,454 I'm hopelessly smitten with her. 812 00:52:18,513 --> 00:52:20,186 I'm listening. 813 00:52:20,248 --> 00:52:24,128 I know how partial she is to exotic animals, 814 00:52:24,185 --> 00:52:26,961 and I thought if I could get her the do-do, 815 00:52:27,022 --> 00:52:30,492 then she might like me. 816 00:52:32,460 --> 00:52:34,462 I'm so ashamed. 817 00:52:34,729 --> 00:52:36,606 Why didn't you say so? 818 00:52:37,132 --> 00:52:39,738 We've all done stupid things to impress girls. 819 00:52:39,801 --> 00:52:41,337 Yeah, you should act aloof. 820 00:52:41,403 --> 00:52:43,815 They love it when you act aloof. 821 00:52:43,872 --> 00:52:46,045 Still, must be quite a girl for you to go to all that trouble. 822 00:52:46,107 --> 00:52:48,781 She is quite a girl. 823 00:52:50,111 --> 00:52:51,852 Kraken's biscuits! 824 00:52:52,814 --> 00:52:54,487 Mr. Darwin. 825 00:52:57,285 --> 00:52:58,355 Honestly, Charles. 826 00:52:58,620 --> 00:53:02,090 It's the bun. The bun really does it for me. 827 00:53:02,157 --> 00:53:03,727 And I see you've brought a friend. 828 00:53:04,059 --> 00:53:05,129 How delightful. 829 00:53:05,193 --> 00:53:07,332 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... 830 00:53:07,395 --> 00:53:10,569 Oh, get a grip, man. You couldn't manage one tiny task, could you? 831 00:53:10,632 --> 00:53:12,634 It's pathetic. 832 00:53:40,528 --> 00:53:44,806 Listen, Captain, I can see I've gone about this all wrong. 833 00:53:46,801 --> 00:53:50,943 You see, I might have the body of a weak and feeble woman, 834 00:53:53,074 --> 00:53:57,887 but I have the heart and soul of a person who really, really wants that dodo. 835 00:54:18,199 --> 00:54:24,582 I seem to recall that you piratical types have a bit of a soft spot for shiny things. 836 00:54:24,739 --> 00:54:27,686 Or am I getting you muddled up with magpies? 837 00:54:27,742 --> 00:54:29,881 I couldn't. 838 00:54:29,944 --> 00:54:32,720 I mean, Polly, she's a family... 839 00:54:32,881 --> 00:54:35,452 Come now, Captain, it's so simple. 840 00:54:35,950 --> 00:54:38,328 Polly here could live like a queen at my petting zoo, 841 00:54:38,386 --> 00:54:42,027 and you...Well... 842 00:54:42,857 --> 00:54:45,360 With treasure like this, 843 00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:50,140 you could be famed across the seven seas. 844 00:54:54,602 --> 00:54:55,740 Captain. 845 00:54:55,804 --> 00:54:58,148 Polly's not for sale. 846 00:55:00,141 --> 00:55:02,280 You? Win Pirate of the Year? 847 00:55:02,343 --> 00:55:03,822 You're a shoo-in, sir. 848 00:55:03,878 --> 00:55:06,916 There's not a pirate on the seven seas can match you. 849 00:55:06,981 --> 00:55:08,983 But what about winning Pirate of the Year 850 00:55:09,050 --> 00:55:12,031 and showing all those other captains that you're not a loser? 851 00:55:12,086 --> 00:55:14,657 Loser... Loser... 852 00:55:16,858 --> 00:55:19,634 I'm a floating head. 853 00:55:20,528 --> 00:55:22,064 So, Captain. 854 00:55:22,697 --> 00:55:25,974 Are you going to do the right thing? 855 00:55:30,371 --> 00:55:34,513 I'm sailing out on the ocean 856 00:55:34,576 --> 00:55:37,648 Out on the deep blue sea 857 00:55:37,712 --> 00:55:40,352 20 minutes, he said. 858 00:55:40,415 --> 00:55:42,019 Didn't he say 20 minutes? 859 00:55:42,150 --> 00:55:43,424 Don't worry, lads. 860 00:55:43,485 --> 00:55:44,987 He probably just got caught up, 861 00:55:46,054 --> 00:55:47,089 you know, 862 00:55:47,255 --> 00:55:49,792 battling a giant squid or something. 863 00:55:58,967 --> 00:56:00,412 'Well, come on, you lubbers! 864 00:56:00,468 --> 00:56:01,640 It's him! 865 00:56:01,703 --> 00:56:02,875 I told you! 866 00:56:02,937 --> 00:56:05,247 I... I told you he wouldn't let us down. 867 00:56:05,306 --> 00:56:06,580 Hello, boys. 868 00:56:07,575 --> 00:56:09,077 Miss me? 869 00:56:09,210 --> 00:56:11,281 I'm having a mirage. 870 00:56:11,346 --> 00:56:13,883 But... How? 871 00:56:13,948 --> 00:56:15,086 Good question, Number Two. 872 00:56:15,149 --> 00:56:18,562 I stole it all in a daring raid on the Tower of London. 873 00:56:18,753 --> 00:56:23,668 You stole all this from the Tower of London? 874 00:56:23,725 --> 00:56:24,760 That's right. 875 00:56:24,826 --> 00:56:26,965 Then I burnt it to the ground, wrestled a bear, 876 00:56:27,161 --> 00:56:29,198 and I kissed a princess for good measure. 877 00:56:30,098 --> 00:56:33,011 Well, what are you waiting for? Don't just stand there like porpoises. 878 00:56:33,067 --> 00:56:34,375 There's a trophy with our names on it! 879 00:56:37,338 --> 00:56:39,706 Set a course for Blood Island! 880 00:56:44,579 --> 00:56:46,525 Avast, me hearties! 881 00:56:46,681 --> 00:56:51,960 And welcome to the 59th Annual Pirate of the Year Awards! 882 00:57:10,438 --> 00:57:12,179 This is the ticket, eh, Number Two? 883 00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:14,277 Please, please, please, can't Polly come out now? 884 00:57:14,809 --> 00:57:17,085 Best not. 885 00:57:17,779 --> 00:57:19,053 She's still very tired. 886 00:57:19,113 --> 00:57:20,751 - And here is your host for the evening... - Shush. 887 00:57:21,015 --> 00:57:24,519 The Pirate King! 888 00:57:28,823 --> 00:57:32,498 Hello, Pirates! 889 00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,233 Hello, Pirate King! 890 00:57:34,395 --> 00:57:36,033 Any lubbers in tonight? 891 00:57:36,097 --> 00:57:37,508 No! 892 00:57:42,203 --> 00:57:43,443 Behind you! 893 00:57:45,039 --> 00:57:46,040 I'm Queen Victoria! 894 00:57:46,107 --> 00:57:47,882 And I hate pirates! 895 00:57:51,212 --> 00:57:52,589 Come on, cheer up. 896 00:57:52,647 --> 00:57:54,524 And now, you swabs, 897 00:57:54,582 --> 00:57:57,825 this is the big one. 898 00:57:57,952 --> 00:58:02,560 The nominees for Pirate of the Year are as follows: 899 00:58:02,624 --> 00:58:05,332 Black Bellamy. 900 00:58:05,493 --> 00:58:07,473 Cutlass Liz. 901 00:58:07,595 --> 00:58:09,836 Peg-Leg Hastings. 902 00:58:09,998 --> 00:58:13,411 And a surprise late entry, 903 00:58:13,568 --> 00:58:15,673 the Pirate Captain! 904 00:58:16,804 --> 00:58:20,980 The panel of independent judges 905 00:58:21,109 --> 00:58:24,181 have counted each pirate's booty and declared 906 00:58:24,979 --> 00:58:27,926 that this year's winner is 907 00:58:29,283 --> 00:58:32,321 the Pirate Captain! 908 00:59:20,334 --> 00:59:21,904 Excuse me! 909 00:59:23,371 --> 00:59:25,715 Excuse me. 910 00:59:25,873 --> 00:59:27,978 Listen, this is all very moving. 911 00:59:28,042 --> 00:59:30,079 I'm welling up here, but... 912 00:59:30,244 --> 00:59:32,850 Bellamy, this is most irregular! 913 00:59:33,414 --> 00:59:34,859 So is this! 914 00:59:42,790 --> 00:59:48,866 It seems Queen Victoria has pardoned the Pirate Captain. 915 00:59:49,564 --> 00:59:50,838 No! 916 00:59:52,533 --> 00:59:53,568 So what if she did? 917 00:59:53,634 --> 00:59:55,272 If you've been pardoned 918 00:59:55,436 --> 00:59:58,144 then, technically, you're no longer a pirate. 919 00:59:58,673 --> 01:00:00,710 And if you're no longer a pirate, 920 01:00:01,075 --> 01:00:04,147 you really can't be Pirate of the Year, 921 01:00:04,612 --> 01:00:06,114 now, can you? 922 01:00:06,180 --> 01:00:08,751 - No, you can't! - That's right! 923 01:00:08,916 --> 01:00:10,361 Is this true? 924 01:00:10,785 --> 01:00:14,232 Well, that's one, frankly, rather negative way of looking at it. 925 01:00:15,389 --> 01:00:18,336 Villainous treachery! 926 01:00:18,392 --> 01:00:21,271 Treacherous villainy! 927 01:00:21,329 --> 01:00:24,310 You have betrayed the pirating fraternity. 928 01:00:24,432 --> 01:00:26,036 But, Pirate King... 929 01:00:26,234 --> 01:00:28,646 Your pirate hat and coat! 930 01:00:43,317 --> 01:00:46,628 Your pirate badge with googly eyes. 931 01:00:46,687 --> 01:00:50,931 And your World of Hooks discount card. 932 01:00:51,159 --> 01:00:52,695 Confiscate his treasure! 933 01:00:52,894 --> 01:00:55,431 Every last bit of it. 934 01:00:55,596 --> 01:00:59,271 Begone! May your lubber shame bear down upon you. 935 01:00:59,433 --> 01:01:02,846 You are hereby banished from Blood Island! 936 01:01:04,338 --> 01:01:08,341 You are a pirate no more! 937 01:01:18,619 --> 01:01:19,962 And stay out! 938 01:01:23,658 --> 01:01:27,231 Yes, well, not a... Not a total success. 939 01:01:27,295 --> 01:01:29,969 We don't need them and their stupid awards. 940 01:01:30,031 --> 01:01:33,103 The best thing about being a pirate isn't the treasure. 941 01:01:33,167 --> 01:01:35,078 - It's the cutlasses. - It's Ham Night. 942 01:01:35,136 --> 01:01:36,843 It's Polly. 943 01:01:36,904 --> 01:01:39,612 Where is Polly, Captain? 944 01:01:39,674 --> 01:01:41,654 What do you mean? You know where she is. 945 01:01:41,709 --> 01:01:44,053 She's been upset enough. 946 01:01:44,111 --> 01:01:45,181 Captain... 947 01:01:48,883 --> 01:01:50,487 Okay, Okay. 948 01:01:58,025 --> 01:02:01,598 I sold her to Queen Victoria for a boatload of treasure. 949 01:02:01,662 --> 01:02:04,233 There, I've said it. 950 01:02:12,173 --> 01:02:14,676 Well, come on. She was just a parrot. 951 01:02:14,742 --> 01:02:16,483 I mean, she wasn't even a parrot. 952 01:02:16,544 --> 01:02:18,854 Always weeing on the boat's carpets, biting everyone. 953 01:02:18,913 --> 01:02:21,621 She gave half of us tetanus, for goodness sake. 954 01:02:21,983 --> 01:02:24,361 But she was our Polly. 955 01:02:24,418 --> 01:02:26,694 Well, you know, you should be happy for her. 956 01:02:26,754 --> 01:02:29,132 She'll be, she'll be living the high life. 957 01:02:29,991 --> 01:02:34,098 Eating gold bricks wrapped up in, you know, swans. 958 01:02:37,365 --> 01:02:40,175 Well, where are you swabs going? Come on. 959 01:02:41,035 --> 01:02:44,346 Well, we'll have an adventure somewhere tropical with those native ladies 960 01:02:44,405 --> 01:02:47,443 whose outfits don't leave much to the imagination. 961 01:02:49,377 --> 01:02:53,189 Looks like it's just you and me now, eh, Number Two? 962 01:02:53,681 --> 01:02:55,661 Good old inseparable you and me. 963 01:02:55,716 --> 01:02:57,286 Us two against the world, eh? 964 01:02:57,351 --> 01:02:58,352 Yeah? 965 01:02:58,419 --> 01:03:00,990 Like serrano ham and, 966 01:03:01,055 --> 01:03:03,695 you know, that other kind of ham. 967 01:03:04,825 --> 01:03:06,202 Arrr. 968 01:03:07,528 --> 01:03:11,874 You can't always just say "arrr" at the end of a sentence 969 01:03:11,933 --> 01:03:15,039 and think that makes everything all right. 970 01:03:26,213 --> 01:03:28,557 Fine. Fine, go on, then. Go. 971 01:03:29,050 --> 01:03:30,427 Go! 972 01:03:31,752 --> 01:03:34,232 It's not like I need any of you, anyway. 973 01:03:35,489 --> 01:03:37,196 See if I care. 974 01:03:42,229 --> 01:03:43,833 See if I care. 975 01:05:28,936 --> 01:05:30,108 You're too late. 976 01:05:31,939 --> 01:05:33,145 She's gone. 977 01:05:33,207 --> 01:05:34,345 Charles? 978 01:05:34,508 --> 01:05:35,680 Is that you? 979 01:05:35,743 --> 01:05:37,188 What are you doing here? 980 01:05:37,244 --> 01:05:40,851 We're tramps now. It's not unlike being a scientist, but... 981 01:05:41,515 --> 01:05:44,325 ...with less experiments and more drinking your own sweat. 982 01:05:44,518 --> 01:05:47,556 But where's Polly? Why isn't she in her cage? 983 01:05:47,755 --> 01:05:50,463 It's too horrible. 984 01:05:51,225 --> 01:05:53,034 "Banquet for world leaders"? 985 01:05:53,194 --> 01:05:54,605 I've been a fool for love. 986 01:05:54,662 --> 01:05:57,199 Victoria never wanted Polly for her petting zoo. 987 01:05:57,298 --> 01:06:00,541 "Terrine of Tiger, Black Rhino Ragout, 988 01:06:00,701 --> 01:06:02,738 "Panda Face Fritters"? 989 01:06:02,803 --> 01:06:06,046 I've discovered the Queen is a member of a terrible secret 990 01:06:06,107 --> 01:06:07,814 dining society. 991 01:06:07,875 --> 01:06:10,583 Kings, queens, emperors from around the world, 992 01:06:10,644 --> 01:06:13,386 they meet on her flagship, the QV1, 993 01:06:13,547 --> 01:06:19,020 to eat the rarest and most endangered creatures they can find. 994 01:06:19,086 --> 01:06:21,293 This year, the highlight is... 995 01:06:22,923 --> 01:06:24,925 "Dodo a l'Orange"? 996 01:06:25,926 --> 01:06:27,405 She's going to eat Polly? 997 01:06:27,461 --> 01:06:28,735 It's all my fault. 998 01:06:28,796 --> 01:06:31,208 I'm an awful human being. I'll never get a girlfriend. 999 01:06:32,933 --> 01:06:34,708 Now pull yourself together, man. 1000 01:06:34,768 --> 01:06:37,374 Now listen, Charles, we've all done something unforgivable. 1001 01:06:37,438 --> 01:06:39,042 I've betrayed my pirate honor, 1002 01:06:39,106 --> 01:06:42,553 you've betrayed science, and Mr. Bobo's betrayed the animal kingdom. 1003 01:06:43,177 --> 01:06:44,713 - We've got to rescue her. - Us? 1004 01:06:44,778 --> 01:06:47,987 Against the crowned heads of the world on an impregnable warship? 1005 01:06:48,149 --> 01:06:49,457 It's impossible odds! 1006 01:06:49,517 --> 01:06:51,622 It's only impossible if you stop to think about it. 1007 01:06:51,685 --> 01:06:53,130 Come on, we didn't evolve from slugs 1008 01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:55,664 just to sit here drinking our own sweat, now, did we? 1009 01:06:55,723 --> 01:06:56,827 Are you with us, Mr. Bobo? 1010 01:07:01,795 --> 01:07:02,796 Oh, I say. 1011 01:07:03,230 --> 01:07:04,231 Well, pah! 1012 01:07:04,298 --> 01:07:05,743 We can do without the monkey-man. 1013 01:07:05,799 --> 01:07:07,506 Sorry, what was that about slugs? 1014 01:07:07,568 --> 01:07:10,670 No time for that now. Come on. 1015 01:07:14,341 --> 01:07:16,412 Prepare to be boarded, nerds. 1016 01:07:27,855 --> 01:07:30,495 It's true! You can see down ladies' tops. 1017 01:07:30,591 --> 01:07:32,764 Keep pedaling, Charles. 1018 01:07:36,363 --> 01:07:37,535 Help! 1019 01:08:10,931 --> 01:08:13,275 Neptune's nostrils. Not a thing. 1020 01:08:17,338 --> 01:08:19,750 Where the devil can she be? 1021 01:08:19,807 --> 01:08:21,753 Captain? 1022 01:08:27,214 --> 01:08:28,989 Pedal faster, Chuck! 1023 01:08:35,889 --> 01:08:38,802 But how on earth do we get on board? 1024 01:08:40,060 --> 01:08:41,539 This might sting a bit. 1025 01:08:41,595 --> 01:08:42,835 I really don't... 1026 01:08:43,597 --> 01:08:45,372 Catch hold of something! 1027 01:08:45,432 --> 01:08:46,740 Good man. 1028 01:08:56,477 --> 01:09:00,323 How do you like my pygmy elephant nuggets, Your Majesty? 1029 01:09:00,381 --> 01:09:02,622 They're good, but not quite 1030 01:09:02,683 --> 01:09:04,788 rare enough for my tastes. 1031 01:09:04,852 --> 01:09:06,092 Not rare enough? 1032 01:09:06,287 --> 01:09:08,631 Only three have been seen in the last 50 years. 1033 01:09:08,789 --> 01:09:10,928 As many as three? 1034 01:09:10,991 --> 01:09:12,231 Well, well. 1035 01:09:12,293 --> 01:09:15,866 Just wait until you see what I've got for the main course. 1036 01:09:16,263 --> 01:09:18,004 Gaston? 1037 01:09:18,198 --> 01:09:19,370 Gaston? 1038 01:09:20,034 --> 01:09:21,411 Are you there? 1039 01:09:21,468 --> 01:09:22,469 Oui, Your Majesty. 1040 01:09:22,536 --> 01:09:23,537 Gaston, I think 1041 01:09:23,604 --> 01:09:25,447 -we're ready. - Neptune's teeth. 1042 01:09:26,540 --> 01:09:28,383 There's not a moment to lose. We've got to find that kitchen. 1043 01:09:28,442 --> 01:09:31,013 But it's hopeless. Where do we even start to... 1044 01:09:31,178 --> 01:09:34,648 So that's why I reckon, in a straight fight, a shark 1045 01:09:34,715 --> 01:09:36,626 -would probably beat a Dracula. - No! 1046 01:09:36,684 --> 01:09:39,824 Course, a Frankenstein versus a jellyfish, 1047 01:09:39,987 --> 01:09:41,728 well, that's a different matter. 1048 01:09:44,458 --> 01:09:46,096 All clear, Chuck. 1049 01:09:47,361 --> 01:09:48,806 Chuck? 1050 01:09:49,997 --> 01:09:52,273 It's all right, Charles, I'm coming! 1051 01:09:53,534 --> 01:09:55,741 - Don't worry, I'll just... - Charles? 1052 01:09:56,603 --> 01:09:58,310 Just... Just hang on! 1053 01:10:01,408 --> 01:10:02,978 Charles? 1054 01:10:06,547 --> 01:10:07,719 Poseidon's lips! 1055 01:10:07,781 --> 01:10:09,886 Are you all right, Charles? 1056 01:10:11,752 --> 01:10:13,493 Hey, you there! 1057 01:10:13,687 --> 01:10:14,927 What are you doing here? 1058 01:10:14,988 --> 01:10:17,195 Well, now. Excellent question. 1059 01:10:17,391 --> 01:10:20,372 All exotic animals should have been delivered to the chef by now. 1060 01:10:20,627 --> 01:10:21,799 - What? - What is it? 1061 01:10:21,862 --> 01:10:22,966 Some sort of duck? 1062 01:10:24,098 --> 01:10:26,374 Yes, yes. That's it, yes. 1063 01:10:27,701 --> 01:10:29,112 Quack, quack. 1064 01:10:29,303 --> 01:10:30,543 Hurry up, then. Kitchen's that way. 1065 01:10:30,704 --> 01:10:32,411 Yeah, come away! Go on. 1066 01:10:32,473 --> 01:10:33,508 Quack, quack. 1067 01:10:34,441 --> 01:10:37,581 Here we go, my Pretty- 1068 01:10:38,112 --> 01:10:40,615 It's time to be... 1069 01:10:42,282 --> 01:10:44,387 ...d�licieux! 1070 01:10:47,554 --> 01:10:48,828 Mon dieu! 1071 01:10:55,062 --> 01:10:58,009 Polly, come to Daddy. 1072 01:10:58,065 --> 01:11:00,306 I'm sorry, old girl. 1073 01:11:00,367 --> 01:11:03,177 I will never, ever leave you again. I promise. 1074 01:11:03,904 --> 01:11:05,679 I will never leave you. 1075 01:11:07,541 --> 01:11:08,918 Perhaps we'd best make a move. 1076 01:11:10,244 --> 01:11:12,622 Yes, yes, yes, of course. Back to the balloon. 1077 01:11:12,679 --> 01:11:13,680 Gaston? 1078 01:11:13,947 --> 01:11:15,017 Gaston? 1079 01:11:16,016 --> 01:11:17,461 Hello ? 1080 01:11:18,752 --> 01:11:20,390 Captain. No. 1081 01:11:20,621 --> 01:11:22,692 Hello, Your Majesty. 1082 01:11:22,756 --> 01:11:26,067 The dodo is coming out de suite. 1083 01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:29,141 - This really isn't wise. - Claudette est dans Ia bibliotheque. 1084 01:11:29,196 --> 01:11:30,231 Please, I think we... 1085 01:11:30,297 --> 01:11:33,403 But you know, Your Majesty, you cannot hurry the cooking. 1086 01:11:33,467 --> 01:11:35,845 Is a very delicate recipe, uh? 1087 01:11:36,236 --> 01:11:39,615 And the dodo is a very fattening dish. 1088 01:11:39,673 --> 01:11:41,050 Perhaps is not so good for you. 1089 01:11:41,141 --> 01:11:43,951 And, you know, the calories, they will go straight to your chubby thighs. 1090 01:11:44,011 --> 01:11:45,752 - Captain. - A minute on the lips 1091 01:11:45,813 --> 01:11:46,917 is a lifetime on the... 1092 01:11:47,514 --> 01:11:48,891 Zut alors! 1093 01:11:49,082 --> 01:11:50,152 Well, well. 1094 01:11:50,217 --> 01:11:52,318 Pirate Captain. 1095 01:11:54,054 --> 01:11:55,829 Here you are again. And... 1096 01:11:55,889 --> 01:11:57,300 Oh. my- 1097 01:11:57,458 --> 01:12:00,564 Is that Mr. Darwin behind those feathers? 1098 01:12:00,627 --> 01:12:01,628 Hello. 1099 01:12:01,829 --> 01:12:05,003 What a delightfully unexpected surprise. 1100 01:12:05,432 --> 01:12:09,209 You know, I think, secretly... 1101 01:12:11,104 --> 01:12:14,176 ...I've always loved you, Charles. 1102 01:12:14,908 --> 01:12:16,353 Gosh. 1103 01:12:17,077 --> 01:12:18,147 Really? 1104 01:12:18,879 --> 01:12:19,880 No! 1105 01:12:24,184 --> 01:12:26,596 Give me my dodo! 1106 01:12:27,821 --> 01:12:29,630 Now, come on, Vickie, be sensible. 1107 01:12:29,790 --> 01:12:31,770 It's just you, a tiny queen, 1108 01:12:31,825 --> 01:12:34,772 against me, a dashing terror of the high seas. 1109 01:12:34,828 --> 01:12:36,705 En garde ! 1110 01:12:36,763 --> 01:12:37,867 Oh, dear! 1111 01:12:37,931 --> 01:12:39,911 Poor defenseless me. 1112 01:12:41,301 --> 01:12:43,303 What is a girl to do? 1113 01:12:47,074 --> 01:12:48,212 Now, steady on. 1114 01:12:50,477 --> 01:12:51,547 Now careful. 1115 01:12:51,745 --> 01:12:53,952 Do you know why I really hate pirates? 1116 01:12:54,114 --> 01:12:55,115 Childhood trauma, was it? 1117 01:12:55,215 --> 01:12:57,286 Bitten by a pirate when you were a baby? 1118 01:12:58,585 --> 01:12:59,586 Beard envy? 1119 01:12:59,653 --> 01:13:01,690 It's because you're out-of-date. 1120 01:13:01,922 --> 01:13:03,560 You're dinosaurs! 1121 01:13:03,724 --> 01:13:06,796 All that "romance of the seas" guff! 1122 01:13:17,404 --> 01:13:19,145 Right, where were we? 1123 01:13:19,907 --> 01:13:21,318 Look at you. 1124 01:13:21,508 --> 01:13:22,987 You should be extinct. 1125 01:13:27,514 --> 01:13:29,755 Along with your little friend! 1126 01:13:43,897 --> 01:13:45,240 Pity you can't eat pirates, really. 1127 01:13:48,869 --> 01:13:52,749 But you'd probably taste of barnacles. 1128 01:13:52,906 --> 01:13:56,854 Whereas, dear little Polly here is going to be 1129 01:13:57,077 --> 01:14:02,151 absolutely delicious! 1130 01:14:05,719 --> 01:14:06,891 Mr. Bobo? 1131 01:14:08,755 --> 01:14:10,735 Give me back my dinner! 1132 01:14:10,791 --> 01:14:13,465 - Captain, catch! - Number Two! 1133 01:14:17,898 --> 01:14:18,933 Sorry, Vickie. 1134 01:14:19,099 --> 01:14:21,443 Dodo is off the menu. 1135 01:14:29,076 --> 01:14:30,555 No, no, stop! 1136 01:14:33,513 --> 01:14:34,548 Stop! 1137 01:14:38,785 --> 01:14:39,820 Stop! 1138 01:14:42,923 --> 01:14:45,802 I'm being squashed by giant barrels of vinegar! 1139 01:14:53,233 --> 01:14:54,303 Good work, Chuck. 1140 01:14:54,468 --> 01:14:55,742 Number Two, what are you doing here? 1141 01:14:55,869 --> 01:14:57,815 How did you find me? Where are the lads? 1142 01:14:57,938 --> 01:15:00,043 Don't worry, they're on the case. 1143 01:15:05,912 --> 01:15:08,119 It's all thanks to Mr. Bobo here. 1144 01:15:08,181 --> 01:15:11,060 He rowed halfway across the ocean to tell us what you were up to. 1145 01:15:11,318 --> 01:15:14,390 And, you know, I figured you 1146 01:15:14,454 --> 01:15:16,764 tend to end up wrapped in sausages facing certain death 1147 01:15:16,857 --> 01:15:18,734 at about this point in an adventure. 1148 01:15:18,792 --> 01:15:20,100 Yes. 1149 01:15:20,160 --> 01:15:22,401 Yeah. 1150 01:15:22,462 --> 01:15:23,941 Yes. 1151 01:15:24,631 --> 01:15:27,737 Listen, Number Two, I... 1152 01:15:27,868 --> 01:15:30,576 I realize I let you down. 1153 01:15:34,841 --> 01:15:36,218 Sorry. 1154 01:15:36,276 --> 01:15:37,619 I let everybody down. 1155 01:15:38,311 --> 01:15:40,587 You know, I've... 1156 01:15:40,747 --> 01:15:44,524 Well, I've done some pretty appalling things in my piratical career. 1157 01:15:44,584 --> 01:15:47,531 Like that time I used babies as squid bait. 1158 01:15:47,888 --> 01:15:49,697 Or that other time I thought it would be 1159 01:15:49,856 --> 01:15:51,995 okay to let a turtle drive the boat. 1160 01:15:52,092 --> 01:15:53,969 But the thing is... 1161 01:15:54,161 --> 01:15:56,300 I mean, what I'm trying to say is... 1162 01:15:56,797 --> 01:16:00,210 You decided to single-handedly take on Queen Victoria's flagship, 1163 01:16:00,267 --> 01:16:01,769 in order to rescue Polly. 1164 01:16:02,869 --> 01:16:04,405 Yes, I'm afraid I did. 1165 01:16:06,740 --> 01:16:09,619 That's terrifically idiotic. 1166 01:16:09,776 --> 01:16:10,846 Yes. 1167 01:16:11,044 --> 01:16:14,548 It's also the reason why me and the lads, 1168 01:16:14,715 --> 01:16:17,286 well, we still think 1169 01:16:17,350 --> 01:16:20,490 you're the best pirate on the seven sea... 1170 01:16:30,864 --> 01:16:32,104 Gadzooks! 1171 01:16:32,632 --> 01:16:34,339 No! 1172 01:16:52,052 --> 01:16:53,053 Polly! 1173 01:16:54,187 --> 01:16:55,222 Oh, no, you don't. 1174 01:16:55,288 --> 01:16:56,323 Captain? 1175 01:17:05,932 --> 01:17:09,004 Kiss your beaky little friend goodbye. 1176 01:17:27,587 --> 01:17:30,090 That's it, Polly. Snip-snip. 1177 01:17:30,157 --> 01:17:32,433 Come on, little dodo. Bitey-bite. 1178 01:17:32,592 --> 01:17:34,333 The dumpy lady's got Polly! 1179 01:17:34,594 --> 01:17:36,005 Snip-Snip. 1180 01:17:37,397 --> 01:17:38,501 Bite it! 1181 01:17:38,632 --> 01:17:40,305 Bite it, you stupid bird! 1182 01:17:40,433 --> 01:17:42,208 Bite it! 1183 01:17:48,608 --> 01:17:50,212 No! 1184 01:17:50,277 --> 01:17:51,620 My dodo! 1185 01:17:51,678 --> 01:17:52,748 Polly! 1186 01:17:52,913 --> 01:17:54,984 My dinner! 1187 01:18:10,430 --> 01:18:11,932 Barnacles. 1188 01:18:31,484 --> 01:18:33,555 Well done, sir. 1189 01:18:33,620 --> 01:18:34,621 Hey! 1190 01:18:34,688 --> 01:18:36,326 Wah-hey, Captain! 1191 01:18:37,657 --> 01:18:39,330 Fair play to you, sir. 1192 01:18:40,460 --> 01:18:42,201 Wah-hey! 1193 01:18:45,031 --> 01:18:49,138 This is our most unexpectedly heartwarming adventure ever. 1194 01:18:49,202 --> 01:18:51,682 You'll swing for this! Curse you! 1195 01:18:51,872 --> 01:18:55,115 And after you've done swinging, I'll chop your head off! 1196 01:18:55,175 --> 01:18:57,951 I'll put it in a cannon and fire it into the sun! 1197 01:18:58,011 --> 01:19:00,514 Does that mean he's not pardoned anymore? 1198 01:19:00,580 --> 01:19:02,218 "Pardoned"? 1199 01:19:03,650 --> 01:19:07,325 You'll be outlawed across the globe! 1200 01:19:07,387 --> 01:19:10,994 There'll be a higher price on your head than any pirate before you! 1201 01:19:11,424 --> 01:19:15,895 The whole world will know your name! 1202 01:19:19,599 --> 01:19:21,340 Welcome back, 1203 01:19:21,968 --> 01:19:23,379 Captain. 1204 01:19:47,994 --> 01:19:49,871 - See ya! - Bye! 1205 01:19:49,930 --> 01:19:51,705 Bye-bye! 1206 01:20:01,942 --> 01:20:03,512 Well, it's been a pleasure, Charles. 1207 01:20:03,576 --> 01:20:05,249 Good luck with the science. 1208 01:20:05,412 --> 01:20:07,983 - Thank you, Captain. - And just a little tip, 1209 01:20:08,048 --> 01:20:09,527 grow yourself a beard. 1210 01:20:09,616 --> 01:20:11,220 It'll make your face look less lumpy. 1211 01:20:32,172 --> 01:20:34,209 100,000 doubloons. 1212 01:20:36,076 --> 01:20:38,056 Not bad, eh, Mr. Bobo? 1213 01:20:52,492 --> 01:20:54,802 That... I... 1214 01:20:55,862 --> 01:20:58,604 - Is this a bit of squid tentacle? - Yeah. 1215 01:20:58,665 --> 01:21:00,201 And that's my earwax. 1216 01:21:04,838 --> 01:21:08,285 I keep telling you, it's never been about the trophies or the treasure. 1217 01:21:08,375 --> 01:21:10,912 It's about who you are, inside. 1218 01:21:12,479 --> 01:21:13,981 I say, you're not... 1219 01:21:14,047 --> 01:21:16,425 Not a woman disguised as a man, are you, Number Two? 1220 01:21:16,516 --> 01:21:17,586 No. 1221 01:21:17,650 --> 01:21:19,994 Because that does happen surprisingly often at sea. 1222 01:21:39,105 --> 01:21:40,743 Well, come on, you coves. 1223 01:21:41,007 --> 01:21:42,884 Those treasure chests won't plunder themselves. 1224 01:21:42,942 --> 01:21:44,285 Hoist the flag! 1225 01:21:44,344 --> 01:21:46,449 Ave, aye, Captain! 1226 01:21:46,513 --> 01:21:49,426 Set a course for adventure! 1227 01:22:10,036 --> 01:22:11,811 You see? I told you. 1228 01:22:11,871 --> 01:22:13,077 Didn't I tell you? 1229 01:22:13,139 --> 01:22:15,813 Just added on for decoration, my foot. 85287