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Okay, how do I look?
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Beautiful as always.
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A little too much cleavage.
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Well, when I'm not
working for tips, I'll cover up.
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Is that the lesson you want
to teach your daughter?
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Are you kidding?
These are all I am to her.
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Hey, y'all.
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Hey. Oh, good.
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All right,
here you go.
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Yay.
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I thought you were off tonight.
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Uh, I was,
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but a shift
opened up,
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and despite
appearances,
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we are poor people.
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Well, I thought we were
gonna have some "us" time.
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Uh, well, I get off
at midnight.
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We can "us" time then.
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Hey, I know what
"us" time means.
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Stop it.
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Okay, I'll
see you later.
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All right, what are we doing?
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We?
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Once I put the baby down,
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we can play Monopoly, Jenga.
I'm all yours.
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Well, thank you, but...
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(yawns)
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I am suddenly
very tired.
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You can just say no,
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you don't
have to pretend to be sleepy.
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Okay. No.
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How are you at Gin Rummy?
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Well, it's been a while.
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You might have to remind me
of the rules.
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Are you conning me?
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Only one way to find out.
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♪ ♪
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You sure about that?
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Thank you.
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Gin.
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Son of a bitch.
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Go again?
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(yawns)
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I am suddenly
very tired.
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Tired of losing.
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♪ ♪
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Let's see.
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Oh, there's your mama.
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See how hard she's working?
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That's for you.
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Remember that
when you're a teenager
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and you hate your mother
for no good reason,
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other than she's your mother.
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Georgie?
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Hey, what're you doing here?
Is everything okay?
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Everything's great.
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This one didn't
want to sleep,
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so I thought we'd come
pay you a visit.
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Oh, that's sweet,
but I'm real busy.
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Well, you sure I can't
buy you some dessert?
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I got $11
from your dad
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burning a hole
in my pocket.
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Order up.
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I got to go. Bye.
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Okay, see you later.
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Whoa, that's all
you're leaving?
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Yeah.
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Just so you know,
you ain't just
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tipping your waitress,
you're also tipping
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her baby girl here.
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Oh, come on. Look at this face.
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There we go.
Have a nice night.
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♪ ♪
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(coos)
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(sighs)
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Hey. Sorry, didn't
mean to wake you.
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Oh, it's okay.
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How was work?
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Busy.
I feel bad
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I didn't have
time for you.
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I get it.
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Well, I got
time for you now.
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It's been a while,
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we ain't
gonna need much time.
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You smell like bacon.
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Really? I showered.
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I ain't complaining.
I like bacon.
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(laughs)
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(pager vibrates)
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(groans)
Your pager.
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I hear it.
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Aren't you
gonna answer it?
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It's just someone with
a broke down car.
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They ain't
going nowhere.
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What if it's
an emergency?
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This is an emergency.
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(pager vibrates)
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Dang it.
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It's okay, I'll be here
when you get back.
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Great, I'll wake you.
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Or, you know,
let me sleep through it.
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It's fine.
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♪ ♪
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Thanks, Charlie.
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(siren whoops)
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Evening, miss.
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Thank the Lord.
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I got a flat tire.
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Well, good news,
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it's only flat
on the bottom.
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A little
tow truck humor.
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Can you fix it?
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I can change it.
Got a spare?
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I do,
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it's that one right there.
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Oh. Well, I can
tow you back to the shop
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and get you
fixed up in the morning.
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Thank you.
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It's a nice car
you got.
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Well, God is good.
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Oh, you're one of them.
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One of them?
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I don't mean nothing by it.
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My mom's one of them, too.
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Blessed with the abundance
of God's love?
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Yep, definitely one of them.
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You are not
what I expected
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when I called
a tow truck.
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Oh, you were waiting on
a butt-crack Bubba type?
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(chuckles)
Yeah.
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Well, sorry to disappoint.
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Mine is firmly tucked away.
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So, are you
McAllister?
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Cooper, McAllister's
my father-in-law.
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You're married?
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You look so young.
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Well, when you meet the right
woman and get her pregnant,
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you just know.
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So, what about you?
What kind of job
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gets you a car
like that?
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Oh, um, I work
in real estate,
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but honestly,
I owe it all to my church.
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Really?
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My mom's church
never gave out Mercedes.
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Once in a while,
you'd get free pancakes,
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but that's about it.
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(laughs)
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I'm serious.
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I mean,
I was struggling
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before I joined
my congregation,
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but now I'm doing great.
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You know, God wants us
to be prosperous.
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All I remember
from Sunday school
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is, "Thou shalt not
have any fun."
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Well, maybe you're going
to the wrong church.
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You should check us out.
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Maybe I will.
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I'm telling you,
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if you invest in God,
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He will return that
investment tenfold.
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How's He with debt?
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'Cause I got me a
few folds of that.
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♪ ♪
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Oh, my goodness,
CeeCee,
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you're getting
so big.
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'Cause she's a Texas baby.
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'Cause you keep
sneaking her cookies.
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I want her to like me.
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Morning. Why didn't you wake me?
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Oh, well, you got in so late,
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I wanted to give you a break.
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What did I do to deserve you?
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This.
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Hey, what do you think about
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coming to church
with me on Sunday?
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Church? You want pancakes,
just tell me.
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No, this lady
I towed last night
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was telling me how
her church is all about
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prosperity and making money.
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So?
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So, those are two of
my favorite things.
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We're not really church people.
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Why would you say that?
Of course we are.
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When was the last time
we went to church?
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When Georgie's
father...
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I don't recall.
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This could also be a
business opportunity.
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Prosperous folks
need tires, too.
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I don't know.
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Now, now, hold on, let him talk.
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You're okay with him going
to church just to sell tires?
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Yes.
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You want to
come with me?
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No.
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Mandy?
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Well, Sunday's
my one day to sleep in,
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but if you want to go,
you should go.
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All right.
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What about you, CeeCee?
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You want to come
to church with Daddy?
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Hands off,
she's Catholic.
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And here's a free
air freshener.
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Has our number
right on it.
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And it smells
like apple pie.
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How about that?
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Money making idea:
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A little pocket
in your underwear
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that you can slide
an air freshener into.
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Hey, Georgie.
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You remembered my name.
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Hello.
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So, is my car ready?
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Let me check.
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Yes, ma'am,
it most certainly is.
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My name's Ruben.
What's yours?
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Valerie.
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Valerie, you're
gonna need
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brake pads on
your vehicle,
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sooner better
than later.
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Thank you.
Good to know.
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Ruben, I got this.
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I'm just thinking of her safety.
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Don't you need to call
your wife or something?
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He's married.
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I know. I'm actually
hoping to meet her
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at church this Sunday.
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Church?
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Mm, too much work.
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Sorry about that,
he's alone a lot back there.
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So, will I see you on Sunday?
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Yeah, I think you will.
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Might be solo.
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My wife's not
real interested.
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Oh, too bad.
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But I will be
glad to see you.
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Oh. And I'll be glad
to see you...
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in a churchly fashion.
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Before I forget,
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free air freshener.
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Oh. (sniffs)
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Apple, the fruit
of temptation.
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Hang on, I got a mango
in here somewhere.
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♪ ♪
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You look nice.
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Thanks.
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Last chance to come to church
with me.
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Sorry, today's
a strict no-bra day.
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I feel a little weird.
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The only time I ever wore this
was my dad's funeral.
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Well, I'm sure
he'd be glad to know
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you're getting
your money's worth.
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He was thrifty.
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You know, he's the one
who taught me shampoo
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is really just liquid soap.
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You can wash your hair
with a bar of Irish Spring.
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Same deal.
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Is that why your hair
smells like that?
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Mmm, when you
first met me, yeah.
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Now I'm a Zest man.
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♪ ♪
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(indistinct chatter)
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Welcome.
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Is this your first time with us?
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Yes, ma'am.
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00:10:03,372 --> 00:10:05,207
Well, we are so glad
to have you.
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Oh, okay.
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Welcome, welcome,
welcome.
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Thank you, thank you,
thank you.
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Georgie, welcome.
(chuckles)
270
00:10:15,551 --> 00:10:18,320
Oh, y'all are
a huggy bunch.
271
00:10:18,387 --> 00:10:20,356
Come here, there's someone
I want you to meet.
272
00:10:21,724 --> 00:10:23,859
Reverend, this is
Georgie Cooper.
273
00:10:23,926 --> 00:10:25,427
Travis Lemon.
274
00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:27,429
How are you doing on
this glorious Sunday?
275
00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:29,898
Depends.
You got pancakes?
276
00:10:29,965 --> 00:10:32,501
Better. We got waffles
the shape of Texas.
277
00:10:32,568 --> 00:10:34,703
Praise the Lord.
278
00:10:34,770 --> 00:10:37,039
I got a flat tire
the other night
279
00:10:37,106 --> 00:10:38,440
and Georgie rescued me.
280
00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:41,110
Ah, a Good Samaritan.
Isn't that something?
281
00:10:41,176 --> 00:10:45,314
It's my job, so maybe
just a regular Samaritan.
282
00:10:45,381 --> 00:10:47,816
Georgie drives a tow truck
and works at a tire shop.
283
00:10:47,883 --> 00:10:49,451
When do you find
the time to sleep?
284
00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:50,552
I don't.
285
00:10:50,619 --> 00:10:51,954
So if it happens
during your sermon,
286
00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:52,788
don't take it personal.
287
00:10:52,855 --> 00:10:53,989
(laughter)
288
00:10:54,056 --> 00:10:56,425
Hard worker,
God rewards that.
289
00:10:56,492 --> 00:10:57,593
Speaking of which,
290
00:10:57,659 --> 00:10:59,128
I couldn't
help but notice
291
00:10:59,194 --> 00:11:00,796
you had some church vans
out there with bald tires.
292
00:11:00,863 --> 00:11:03,098
Be happy to take care
of that for you.
293
00:11:03,165 --> 00:11:06,068
Oh, yeah, this is
the church for you.
294
00:11:06,135 --> 00:11:08,337
Let's talk after
the service.
295
00:11:09,037 --> 00:11:10,572
I told you.
296
00:11:10,639 --> 00:11:12,674
Not even here five minutes
and you're already prospering.
297
00:11:12,741 --> 00:11:14,076
I guess I am.
298
00:11:14,143 --> 00:11:15,911
I'm so happy for you.
(chuckles)
299
00:11:15,978 --> 00:11:18,080
Okay, more hugging.
300
00:11:18,147 --> 00:11:20,015
♪ ♪
301
00:11:25,236 --> 00:11:28,506
Remember when you wanted to be
a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader?
302
00:11:28,572 --> 00:11:29,907
There's still time.
303
00:11:31,142 --> 00:11:32,677
There is!
304
00:11:32,743 --> 00:11:35,613
Yeah, and I'm gonna be
an aerobics instructor.
305
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,348
Hey.
306
00:11:38,415 --> 00:11:39,450
Hey. How was church?
307
00:11:39,517 --> 00:11:41,385
Great. I met the reverend.
308
00:11:41,452 --> 00:11:42,720
Real nice guy.
309
00:11:42,787 --> 00:11:44,422
Feel more prosperous?
310
00:11:44,488 --> 00:11:45,890
Actually, I do.
311
00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:48,693
McAllister Auto is now
the exclusive tire store
312
00:11:48,759 --> 00:11:50,695
for all the church buses
and vans.
313
00:11:50,761 --> 00:11:52,396
You're kidding.
314
00:11:52,463 --> 00:11:53,731
Tires, brakes, alignment,
the works.
315
00:11:53,798 --> 00:11:56,567
In fact, I gave him
a ridiculously high price,
316
00:11:56,634 --> 00:11:58,202
then knocked ten percent off.
317
00:11:58,269 --> 00:11:59,236
He was thrilled.
318
00:12:00,838 --> 00:12:02,339
How can you not
love this kid?
319
00:12:02,406 --> 00:12:04,675
He hustled a reverend.
320
00:12:04,742 --> 00:12:06,010
Exactly.
321
00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:09,346
You know, I think it's time
we up your compensation.
322
00:12:10,514 --> 00:12:12,917
We already give them free room,
board and childcare.
323
00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:15,186
Yeah, but with the tow truck,
he's working day and night.
324
00:12:15,252 --> 00:12:16,754
He volunteered, Jim.
325
00:12:16,821 --> 00:12:18,456
'Cause he's a go-getter.
326
00:12:18,522 --> 00:12:21,492
Well, then he can
go get another job.
327
00:12:21,559 --> 00:12:22,827
Should we jump in here?
328
00:12:22,893 --> 00:12:24,995
No, stay out of it,
this is how I got a car.
329
00:12:26,030 --> 00:12:28,799
Giving him a cut only
motivates him to make more.
330
00:12:28,866 --> 00:12:31,769
Keeping him hungry
motivates him more.
331
00:12:31,836 --> 00:12:33,404
Now, you see, that is
the kind of thinking
332
00:12:33,471 --> 00:12:34,939
that makes Communism
appealing.
333
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,273
You sure we shouldn't
jump in?
334
00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:37,475
Shh, we're close.
335
00:12:37,541 --> 00:12:39,744
Did you just call me
a Communist?
336
00:12:39,810 --> 00:12:41,245
I'm just saying a good American
337
00:12:41,311 --> 00:12:42,613
would pay him what he's worth.
338
00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:43,914
There it is.
339
00:12:43,981 --> 00:12:45,416
Fine, pay him whatever you want.
340
00:12:47,118 --> 00:12:49,720
And that's how I got
a Jeep Cherokee.
341
00:12:51,388 --> 00:12:53,424
♪ ♪
342
00:12:55,326 --> 00:12:57,695
I see what's going on.
343
00:12:57,762 --> 00:13:00,531
I get a raise, you can't
keep your hands off of me.
344
00:13:00,598 --> 00:13:02,500
You got a problem
with that?
345
00:13:02,566 --> 00:13:05,102
No, you're right,
I'm way more sexy.
346
00:13:05,168 --> 00:13:06,269
(laughs)
347
00:13:06,337 --> 00:13:09,340
Well, I'm really
proud of you.
348
00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:12,343
You know, there's
a Bible study Wednesday.
349
00:13:12,409 --> 00:13:13,711
You want to come?
350
00:13:13,778 --> 00:13:16,046
Oh, wow, we really need
to work on your dirty talk.
351
00:13:16,113 --> 00:13:17,614
(chuckles)
352
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:20,885
Sorry, I just think
you really might like it.
353
00:13:20,951 --> 00:13:23,020
Thanks, but I don't need
to watch you sell tires
354
00:13:23,087 --> 00:13:25,122
to a bunch
of Bible thumpers.
355
00:13:26,323 --> 00:13:27,958
It ain't about that.
356
00:13:28,025 --> 00:13:29,693
It's actually
kind of working.
357
00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,128
W-What are you
talking about?
358
00:13:31,195 --> 00:13:33,631
I'm making more money
and you want to have day sex.
359
00:13:33,697 --> 00:13:35,633
That's everything
I've ever prayed for.
360
00:13:35,699 --> 00:13:37,134
(chuckles)
Please don't tell me
361
00:13:37,201 --> 00:13:38,636
you think that's
'cause of the church.
362
00:13:39,537 --> 00:13:41,672
I don't know. Maybe.
363
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,908
I'm just saying a lot
of what they preach makes sense.
364
00:13:43,974 --> 00:13:45,909
Ugh, you're starting
to sound like your mom.
365
00:13:45,976 --> 00:13:47,745
What the heck's
that supposed to mean?
366
00:13:47,812 --> 00:13:50,147
Oh, calm down,
I love her, but...
367
00:13:50,214 --> 00:13:51,615
you know, when it comes
to the church,
368
00:13:51,682 --> 00:13:53,317
she's a little bit
of a...
369
00:13:53,384 --> 00:13:54,919
A little bit of a what?
370
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:58,622
Hang on, I'm trying to think
of a word that isn't "nutjob."
371
00:13:58,689 --> 00:14:00,157
Nutjob?
372
00:14:00,224 --> 00:14:02,126
If I were you, I wouldn't
start comparing moms.
373
00:14:02,193 --> 00:14:04,128
(scoffs)
What's that mean?
374
00:14:04,195 --> 00:14:06,897
Hang on, I'm trying to think
of a word that isn't "bitch."
375
00:14:06,964 --> 00:14:08,232
(gasps)
376
00:14:08,299 --> 00:14:09,800
Where you going? I thought
we were gonna fool around.
377
00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:11,569
Pray for it,
see what happens.
378
00:14:16,674 --> 00:14:18,142
Hey. Still waiting
on them brakes?
379
00:14:18,209 --> 00:14:20,211
Want it done fast
or you want 'em done right?
380
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:21,445
Well, I want 'em done now.
381
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:22,813
(chuckles)
382
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:26,517
Aw, like a big lion practicing
his roar.
383
00:14:26,584 --> 00:14:28,185
I ain't in the mood, Ruben.
384
00:14:28,252 --> 00:14:29,420
(meows)
385
00:14:30,387 --> 00:14:32,857
Quit it.
386
00:14:32,923 --> 00:14:35,125
Wife find out about
the hot church lady?
387
00:14:35,192 --> 00:14:36,193
No.
388
00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:38,562
Keeping her a secret? Smart.
389
00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:40,431
I don't care about her.
390
00:14:40,497 --> 00:14:41,532
Care about who?
391
00:14:41,599 --> 00:14:43,868
The woman who
invited me to church.
392
00:14:43,934 --> 00:14:45,402
The hot woman.
393
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:46,937
Baywatch hot.
394
00:14:47,004 --> 00:14:48,072
Care to explain?
395
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,907
Yeah, she's attractive.
396
00:14:49,974 --> 00:14:51,442
Muy fuego.
397
00:14:53,110 --> 00:14:55,012
But it don't matter
'cause we're just friends.
398
00:14:55,079 --> 00:14:56,547
So you're not
doing something dumb?
399
00:14:56,613 --> 00:14:57,982
Oh, I do dumb stuff
all the time,
400
00:14:58,048 --> 00:14:59,383
just not this.
401
00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:01,552
Well, be careful.
402
00:15:01,619 --> 00:15:02,987
I own a timeshare in Florida
403
00:15:03,053 --> 00:15:05,589
'cause the saleslady
looked like Raquel Welch.
404
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:08,392
I don't know
who that is.
405
00:15:08,459 --> 00:15:10,895
Oh, she was a knockout.
406
00:15:10,961 --> 00:15:13,363
Had curves
in all the right places.
407
00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:15,466
She wore this fur bikini
in a movie, man.
408
00:15:15,532 --> 00:15:18,002
I still think about it.
409
00:15:18,869 --> 00:15:19,904
Fur bikini?
410
00:15:19,970 --> 00:15:21,805
Was she cold?
411
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,141
Get back to work.
412
00:15:25,242 --> 00:15:27,878
(snorts) "Curves in
all the right places."
413
00:15:27,945 --> 00:15:29,613
Dude is old.
414
00:15:31,715 --> 00:15:34,184
♪ ♪
415
00:15:35,152 --> 00:15:36,854
Will Georgie be
joining us for dinner?
416
00:15:36,921 --> 00:15:38,622
Uh, no, he's at Bible study.
417
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,157
Oh.
418
00:15:41,158 --> 00:15:43,760
I do hope he isn't
turning into his mother.
419
00:15:43,827 --> 00:15:46,497
That is a terrible thing to say.
420
00:15:46,563 --> 00:15:48,532
No matter how hard we fight it,
421
00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:51,235
at some point we all
turn into our parents.
422
00:15:51,302 --> 00:15:54,738
Yeah, well,
I'm turning into Dad.
423
00:15:54,805 --> 00:15:56,941
Too late, blondie.
424
00:15:57,007 --> 00:15:59,043
You got something to say,
just say it.
425
00:15:59,109 --> 00:16:00,911
I just think Georgie
should be using
426
00:16:00,978 --> 00:16:02,713
what little free time he has
427
00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:04,481
to be with
his wife and daughter.
428
00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:07,418
(sighs) I don't disagree.
429
00:16:07,484 --> 00:16:08,485
So you agree.
430
00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:10,187
That's not what I said.
431
00:16:10,254 --> 00:16:12,089
If your father
was doing something
432
00:16:12,156 --> 00:16:13,590
that made me uncomfortable,
433
00:16:13,657 --> 00:16:15,993
I would make sure
he knew about it.
434
00:16:16,927 --> 00:16:18,963
God, I am turning into you.
435
00:16:19,029 --> 00:16:20,097
Aw.
436
00:16:20,164 --> 00:16:21,799
No, it's not a good thing.
437
00:16:21,865 --> 00:16:23,200
Where you going?
438
00:16:23,267 --> 00:16:25,102
To tell my husband
I love and support him,
439
00:16:25,169 --> 00:16:26,770
no matter what he chooses to do.
440
00:16:26,837 --> 00:16:28,439
I think that's a mistake.
441
00:16:28,505 --> 00:16:30,074
Yeah, that's why I'm doing it.
442
00:16:32,543 --> 00:16:35,312
Thank you, Father,
for your many blessings
443
00:16:35,379 --> 00:16:38,115
and let our prosperity
be a glory to you
444
00:16:38,182 --> 00:16:41,352
and a beacon that brings others
to your light.
445
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:42,386
Amen.
446
00:16:42,453 --> 00:16:43,687
ALL:
Amen.
447
00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:45,856
Georgie, you've
been awful quiet.
448
00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:47,424
Is there anything
you'd like to say
449
00:16:47,491 --> 00:16:48,492
before we wrap it up?
450
00:16:48,559 --> 00:16:51,996
Oh, uh, yeah.
451
00:16:52,062 --> 00:16:53,530
I would like to thank you all
452
00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:55,632
for being so welcoming.
453
00:16:55,699 --> 00:16:56,834
I haven't been hugged this much
454
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:58,969
since I was on
the high school wrestling team.
455
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:01,839
Oh, before I forget...
456
00:17:01,905 --> 00:17:04,675
Here's my business card.
McAllister Auto.
457
00:17:04,742 --> 00:17:08,145
We offer 24-hour towing
and all your tire needs.
458
00:17:08,212 --> 00:17:11,415
Just give them this card
and you'll get ten percent off
459
00:17:11,482 --> 00:17:14,318
our already low, low prices.
460
00:17:14,385 --> 00:17:15,619
That it?
461
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:18,155
Oh. Amen.
462
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,160
Here, let me
give you a hand.
463
00:17:24,227 --> 00:17:25,829
Oh. Thanks.
464
00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:29,867
So, what'd you think
of Bible study?
465
00:17:29,933 --> 00:17:32,136
It's hard to believe,
but I liked it.
466
00:17:32,202 --> 00:17:33,704
Why is that hard to believe?
467
00:17:33,771 --> 00:17:35,506
Well, it's got the words
"Bible" and "study"
468
00:17:35,572 --> 00:17:36,840
right there in the name.
469
00:17:36,907 --> 00:17:38,542
(chuckles)
470
00:17:38,609 --> 00:17:41,011
Well, I'm glad
you enjoyed it.
471
00:17:41,078 --> 00:17:44,048
God wanting me to succeed
is kind of comforting.
472
00:17:44,882 --> 00:17:46,817
Could I tell you something?
473
00:17:46,884 --> 00:17:48,886
I think my flat tire
was no accident.
474
00:17:48,952 --> 00:17:50,020
What are you saying?
475
00:17:50,087 --> 00:17:51,922
You put a nail
in your own tire?
476
00:17:51,989 --> 00:17:55,192
I think God did it,
to bring you here.
477
00:17:56,226 --> 00:17:57,895
Well, if that's true,
I'm glad he did.
478
00:17:57,961 --> 00:17:59,463
Me, too.
479
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:02,800
Whoa, I'm a married man.
480
00:18:02,866 --> 00:18:05,002
You sure are!
481
00:18:06,103 --> 00:18:07,838
Move.
482
00:18:07,905 --> 00:18:09,573
(grunts)
483
00:18:10,808 --> 00:18:12,476
Let's go, married man.
484
00:18:12,543 --> 00:18:13,877
You saw me pull
away, right?
485
00:18:13,943 --> 00:18:15,646
It's the only reason
you're still standing.
486
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,737
Call for a tow?
487
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,976
Got to go!
488
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,389
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