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I precede you, general.

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Get behind it, but
without getting too close.

The light trace is very clear.

On this side there is
the operating sector.

> MAN 3: Received.
Continue at speed May-1.

> Always give me the coordinates.

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<1, 2, 5. Decimals: 3.

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Within twenty minutes
find ramp number 7.

I repeat: Squadron pilots Golden Eagles.
In twenty minutes...

The Galaxy group is waiting for you.

Dr. Barnes, General
Robinson is here.

Enter our data on the terminal.

Here is the subject we
are trying to locate.

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<- Looks like a normal boy.
<- Like many others.

How old can you have?

If it were a terrestrial,
I would say 10 or 11.

But coming from
another planet...

From the constellation
of Pegasus, to be exact.

Yes, but there are millions of
children like him in the United States.

- How is it possible to find it?
- It's really a good business.

Despite that a certain sheriff,

for reasons totally
unknown to us,

help him to hide from
the moment he disembarks,

which seems to have happened by mistake,

we were able to locate it
more or less in this area.

Latitude 14, sector 34-B.

However, finding it
remains a problem.

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is equipped with an apparatus
of an unknown nature

which, albeit
occasionally, emits signals

that we can now intercept.

If what he says is true,
it would be enough to wait

that this extraterrestrial
boy, as you say,

continue to emit other signals.

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This is an emergency! You
must find it at any cost!

Yessir!

(SINGING "SILENT
NIGHT, HOLY NIGHT")

Best wishes to everyone!

(CHILDREN EXULT)

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to all good children
of the earth!

Come! Come! Come and get them!

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Everyone here around me!

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You too, over there!

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Down, down!

And I will start the distribution.

Do you want the presents?

CHILDREN: Yes!

But have you been good?

CHILDREN: Yes!

Or have you been bad?

CHILDREN: No!

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- Nancy Shirley, merry Christmas!
- Thank you.

Oh! Clap your hands, eh!

Here, so.

- Linda Ericsson. To you.
- Thanks, Santa.

And this is for Sylvia.

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<- Frank Sullivan! <- Thanks.

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<- Here, Louis! <- Thanks.

Let's see if it lasts until tonight.

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(LAUGHS)

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Even the beard and
the hair are gone!

Charlie, I pick them up myself.

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<- CHILDREN: Yes! <- Good.

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Charlie!

Enough, now! That's enough!

Do you realize what you did?
You never listen to me.

But it's your fault.
I wanted my gift too.

But you said that the gifts were
only for the children of the earth.

And I'm in transit.

Mh, and me too. And do
you know what happens now?

That they will
resume hunting us,

and Christmas we will
have to spend it indoors.

With me!

Anyone who is inside the house

come out immediately
without resistance!

You are surrounded.

This is an order from
General Robinson!

You have three minutes.

At the end of the three
minutes, we will break the door.

Are you the sheriff of this county?

Yup.

And he is aware of the
existence of an extraterrestrial

which responds to the initials H7-25?

Yes, yes.

Are you willing to hand it
over to military authority?

- Yes.
- Then deliver it immediately.

No.

- Of course? - I can not.

<- How would it be, can not it?
- He left.

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He is gone.

Her spaceship passed
and took it away.

And she thinks I'm so stupid

to believe such a thing?

Yup.

(STRANGE NOISES)

(INTERMITTENT SOUNDS)

(MUSIC COUNTRY IN THE BOTTOM)

(Whistles)

Fortunately, your father came
with the ship to give us a hand.

Otherwise it ended badly.

Look, this time
it went like this,

but he said he can not
always do up and down,

and that from today we
must get by on our own.

Every time he comes to earth

it spends a lot of
bimagnetic energy.

Never how much I spend on gasoline

to drive you all over America.

Other than your father!

Who knows why they all come to me?

Seventh cavalry, attack!

Bum!

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Here it is. This is
all Christmas lunch.

I know, and I'm sorry.

Listen, do you know how many
states are here in America?

- Two million? - No, only 50.

And in a year we
have made seven.

I no longer know where
to go to be a sheriff.

And all because you do not want
to behave like a normal child.

But I'm not a normal child!

I know, but at least pretend, right?

Do not you see that all people
come to know who you are?

We want to see the phenomenon!
Do us some miracles!

Look, I promise you
I'll never do it again.

- Promise? - Mh-mh!

Here the hand, then.
From man to man.

When the hand is given on the earth
and the promise is not kept...

- Are you disintegrated?
- Well, do not overdo it.

If so, there would be no
more inhabitants here.

All right, then, eh?

And now, I have a present for you.

- Thank you. - You are welcome.

Well no!

- The packages open with your hands!
- I'm sorry.

That's better. Then...

(MUSIC DA LUNA PARK)

I gave you a gift
too, do you know?

Oh yes? And where?

- Close your eyes. - Okay.

(INTERMITTENT SOUNDS)

<- Done? - Yes, open them up.

But in short, do you stop?

Do you stop doing extraterrestrial?

You did not come to
earth for a mistake,

but out of my desperation!

You promised me. We gave
each other a hand, eh!

I thought you could
make an exception.

No, no, no. No
exception can be made.

It's... It's a
matter of principle.

Put everything back as before.
Come on, come on, come on.

(INTERMITTENT SOUNDS)

- Done? - Yup.

<- And who is that? <-
The pig as it was before.

And the sandwiches? I
want the sandwiches first!

(MUSIC COUNTRY IN THE BOTTOM)

(INTERMITTENT SOUNDS)

- Hey, what did you see?
- Anything.

Here.

> MAN: You are again
tuned to Radio Monroe.

It is always your friend Bill
Howard who speaks to you!

I advise you not to
change frequency.

> First, because this station
is the most up-to-date,

> freer and more
objective than the County.

> Second, because it is also the only one.

> And here's today's horoscope.

> A favorable day for
thieves and snatchers.

> Others are advised
not to move around

> to limit the risks.
I recommend, eh.

> And now, black news, as usual.

> Even today has been a busy day

> for the inhabitants of Monroe.

> The city bank can no longer
keep up with the robberies,

> the criminals are forced
to long lines at the counters

> waiting for a little
cash in the cash desks.

> Excuse us so much, eh. Ah,
a prayer to the snatchers:

> give the ladies time to
loose the chain from the neck.

> Be kind, be patient.

> Those who run after you, do not you?
Thank you!

Now... Yes, dear friends,
a very important piece of news.

Damn...

And to think that if there is
one thing I can not bear in life

it's the mess!

However, Radio Monroe
apologizes to the listeners

and continue the transmission.

- Hey, Jo! > - Yes!

Put a record! (MUSIC
FROM THE RADIO)

Ah, good, Joe! Good boy!

Just beautiful, this
little tune, you know?

Superb, it is guessed.

I wanted to tell you that the
Judge and the Mayor of the city

have banned a competition and
if you want to participate...

Hey, find it! I read it.

"The city authorities of Monroe
are looking for an honest man,"

healthy and unmarried willing
to take on the role of sheriff.

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Accommodation is free,
and meals are abundant.

You know, guys,
we need a sheriff.

> In seven days, the
Eldorado Day will begin,

> and if we still have not found
it, it will end up like last year,

> that to put some order back

> the National Guard
had to intervene.

Have you heard? Here
they need a sheriff.

No, they need an army here.

(VOID OF CHILDREN)

(CHILDREN EXULT)

You know, this place is very beautiful.
I like it.

- What's your name? - H7-25!

Ah-ha!

I mean, my name
is Charlie Warren.

I'm the nephew of Minnesota and I
come from your aunt's mountains!

Minnesota has no grandchildren.

You are my aunt's nephew
and you're here on vacation.

- All right. - No, it's bad.

(BARBER SINGS
THE AIR OF FIGARO)

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You have found the right place!

Your head is fixed!

We practice all
the cuts, monsieur!

Scissor, razor, home!
We do everything!

Pedicure, manicure,
simple and enamel!

His beard...

With a satin cut, a cut
to the Jesus Christ,

D'Artagnan, from
bum and from Samson.

You say what you want and I do

Who should I go to for
that sheriff's place?

Why, would you like to be
a sheriff here in Monroe?

Well, I thought.

Let me look at you.

You would not be bad for us.

- True, brothers?
- True, brother.

Shut up, you.

It's just that we look
for a sheriff more...

Scented.

Good.

No.

- More... how to say...
- Clean.

We want it cleaner.

No, no, no. It's that we
want a sheriff more...

- More, what, brother?
- Elegant!

There! We are looking for
a more elegant sheriff!

And you are a disaster instead.

But look at you, with the
straps and the belt together!

I do it for a
matter of prudence.

- Oh yes? - Yes, yes.

Because it's dangerous to go
around only with the belt.

On the pants!

Ouch!

On the pants!

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On the pants!

On the pants!

Pig.

So, for that sheriff's
place where do I have to go?

On exiting, the second on the right.

Turn around the building...

You will find Radio Monroe
and must ask for Mr. Howard.

Thank you.

Come, Charlie.

This is the house.
You will be fine.

All the sheriffs before
her, to send them away,

we had to evict them.

Everyone! All, nobody excluded.

I make my way, come.

Double doors... A little
luxury does not hurt.

And here you enter the house.

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- A bit of rust? - No, no!

It's always been a
little bit faulty.

Then, it opens up, though.

But how long have you
been without sheriff?

- But what, do you worry about nonsense?
- No.

Oil is missing and does not trigger.

When you see inside
how beautiful...

May I?

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Take a seat. It's a bit rustic,
but cheerful, is not it?

What was the last sheriff you had here?
Buffalo Bill?

I will confess to her my weakness:
I do not feel in time that passes.

- Ah. <- Really.

But I have to admit
it's a good deal

that we can not find one.
Yet here nothing is missing.

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- I think I understood that.
<- Ah, thank goodness.

- Can I talk to the Mayor?
- You're talking to him.

I am the Mayor, the Judge
and the Firefighter Captain.

Honorary. They wanted
to make me sheriff, too.

But I do not like
accumulating the charges.

Look who cooks. Look,
here it is very spacious.

This is the bathroom...

There is no washing machine,
but I have a laundry next door.

I also give you the discount.

So what do you do, accept?

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But it's not a question of
who the sheriff must do,

is that this is a dump.

Basically it's all to be redone.
And then, there's a lot of moisture.

Eh! No?

(BEEP)

> - Reminder...
- Damn, it's time for the transmission!

> - 4.15 pm, weather report.
- I will be right back!

The weather report! What am I saying?
It is raining? It's sunny?

If you want to know, I do
not like this city a bit!

Instead I like it, and a lot.

Look how disgusting. But what
is it that you really like?

It takes six months to
get everything right!

What am I saying six months?
One year!

They all come to me.

Charlie!

Charlie, do not do it!

Do not do it, they
drive us away from here!

> Remember: At 4:15
pm weather report.

What is happening?

> 22:00 hours, city council.
Regulatory plan. Remember!

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You did soon. It means
that you have accepted, no?

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with which you have
cleaned this room,

I will win a lot of bets!

By the way...
Where did I put it?

Ah, here it is.

So...

Do not distract me, if
I do not remember, eh.

In the name of the American people
and with the authority that I...

that I...
- It's my responsibility.

Yes. I have only one weakness
in life: I have no memory.

The sheriff's declare
of this county.

Moved?

No, laundry.

(MUSIC COUNTRY IN THE BOTTOM)

Hello, Sheriff!

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> We interrupt the transmission
to tell you two news,

> a good and a bad one.

Gentlemen, we finally
have a sheriff.

And this, for many of
us, is the good news.

The bad one is about
our annual party.

In fact, if this Sheriff
lasts until Eldorado Day,

> I'm afraid that this
year our traditional fights

> wash down with beer and whiskey

> as we are used
to living that day,

> will be transformed into choruses
and cantos based on milk and syrup.

> The Sheriff is about to
begin his patrolling tour.

Here it is, in fact.

At this moment it
passes under our post

and we can hardly curb
an impulse of emotion.

<"I will defend this city
at the cost of my life,

I will extirpate the
evil or I will die!"

This we read in his eyes
the day of investiture.

> And we are grateful.
Good job, Sheriff!

> And now, advertising stalls.

'Day. Can I help you?

Yes, I'm the new sheriff.

I had bet he would not
even start the tour.

10 dollars lost.

Lost for lost, could I
talk to the director?

Hands up! This is a robbery!

All against the desk!
Hurry up, run!

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Move! Move!

Every day the same thing.

How strange, in
advance, this morning.

Hands up!

Hands up!

Hey, are you raising your hands too?

What do I have to do?
He said it, right?

Already.

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Hands up!

Director, I present
you the new sheriff.

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What is it, size too
low or too high fear?

Both.

And what do you have here?

And get up!

You are tickling me.

Out of the money, Sheriff!

And do not be funny,
otherwise I lose patience!

I lost my patience.

Put it on your bill.

(VERSES OF THE INDIANS)

(MOTORCYCLE ENGINES)

They are the locusts, Sheriff.

They arrive, destroy and fly away.
A true scourge.

> But I think that this time they
found who will take off his wings.

> Eh, yes, because...

As the prophet Isaiah says:

"The righteous will have
reason for every scourge".

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(EXPLOSION)

What's up, Howard?

Oh, nothing, those are the Harris.
Three cowboys brothers.

> A little too lively, maybe. They
call them "the dynamite brothers",

because who does not pay
protection, they blow up the store.

With dynamite, of course.

Fortunately, my boys are already
going to repair the damage

that made those in the racket.

I'm smart! I recommend
you, do yourself honor!

(FIREFIGHTERS SIREN)

It's a quiet place.

> HOWARD: Good day to all.
With our external team

> we are about to
start the commentary

> of the basketball match

> between the unbeatable team of
Monroe and the Greens of Walton.

> It started. The
first action is ours!

> But the boys lose the ball,

> and their opponents take
advantage of it to go on the attack.

They try a first shot...
A second, and they score!

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Belle, the plots of our team!

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<2 even!

Mark it tight! The 15!

00:33:14,402
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Fake body and score for Monroe!

We are in the heart of the race!

The match is exciting,
heart-pounding.

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The actions are resolved at the last!

00:33:46,318
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It's a challenge to the last basket!

00:33:51,801
Will they keep this
pace to the full?

00:33:55,068
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00:34:00,051
00:34:02,176
00:34:05,051
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Time out!

00:34:12,092
00:34:16,176
00:34:17,801
00:34:19,485
We thought we'd
take the usual walk,

00:34:23,009
So, okay.

And you, try to
speed up your game.

I expect a flash from you.
I got it? Okay!

- Monroe! - EVERYONE: Monroe!

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(WHISTLE)

The game is resumed, the
greens have the ball,

just over 15 seconds are missing!

The greens go under the basket,
they pull... and they are wrong!

They take back the ball, they pull...

<... and mark!

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And if... No, they do not mark!

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Time is running out! Go ahead!

00:35:15,342
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And we won too! We too!

Hey, who are you?

I am new to this city.
I come from far away.

Very far, where?

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From Minnesota. From Minnesota.
My name is Charlie Warren!

- Charlie Warren! Hooray!
<- ALL: Hooray!

But why?

Because jumping higher than
the basket is not terrestrial.

And what I saw on TV
are not terrestrial?

Yes, they are terrestrial,
but with a small detail:

They were the Harlem Globe Trotters.

But we all play like
me, and even better!

- But you're an extraterrestrial.
- So?

Then you must behave
like an Earthling.

And to fight against
other men is from land?

Why did you see me?

I am big and big
and I can do it.

And even to drive a car
you have to be big and big?

No, you can also be dwarfs,
but it takes 18 years.

- Then the children do not count.
- It's not that they do not count, but...

In short, Charlie, you
are an extraterrestrial.

You know very well how the
children of the earth behave.

It's a lot of time you know that.

It's useless for
us to get around.

I understood. I do not have to do anything,
say anything, understand anything,

think nothing, just like
a stupid land child!

Exactly. And do not snort.

(INTERMITTENT SOUNDS)

Soon, accelerate!

- How, accelerate?
- Come on, do not waste time.

Oh no, now we lose time.

In fact, I stop myself.

Stop. Now it is exaggerated.

Oh!

Nobody ever told me
what I had to do.

Imagine if I can make him
say to a brat like you!

And then, on an empty
stomach we think very badly.

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Thank you! A hamburger.
Triple, though!

Ah, triple! Health!

(INTERMITTENT SOUNDS)

Hey!

Please, Sheriff, take a seat.

Do you want to end
up walking alone?

Sh! Listen.

Charlie, let's not start all over again.

Do not you hear it?

No, I do not hear anything.

This is their signal, I'm sure.

- Who are you talking about?
- Of the aliens.

They come from Demien.

Their is the third planet of
the constellation of Kren.

Those signals come from
their transmitters of matter.

You watch television
too, do you know?

But no, you have to believe me!

I tell you that the aliens are very bad!
Ruthless!

The most dangerous of space.

And what does it matter to us?

We have... (VERSO)

Goldrake...

Look, it's you who sees
too much television.

These are real aliens,

and they are trying
to seize the land!

But do not say crap!

I do not say crap!

They use a very powerful weapon.

A car that cancels completely

the will of men and
makes them slaves.

And what have you told
these things to you?

They came to my planet 100...

No, 300 beta-periods ago.

My grandfather, H7-23, always
told me before falling asleep.

Really.

The stories... Me always
told me about them.

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And I believe it...

Oh!

And these would be the aliens?

(ENGINE NOISE)

Who are you?

You have a right to an
explanation, Sheriff.

We are employed at the
Norton space radio station.

For security reasons,

access throughout the area
is forbidden to anyone.

Therefore these men did
not have to come here.

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And do you think this is
the way to enforce the bans?

I do not think we need
to be accountable to you.

But I believe he is wrong.
This is my jurisdiction.

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And I have to warn you that
whatever you say from this moment

it can be used against her.

(NOISE OF STEPS)

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I'm the Monroe Sheriff

and I'm proceeding
to arrest these men.

You do not arrest anyone!
I've been clear?

But they are guilty of
aggression, general.

I have no time to waste
listening to his complaints!

This has been decreed a
military zone for a year,

and since then it's no longer
part of the Monroe district!

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where everyone makes
the law on his own.

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We solve them ourselves! Clear?

00:44:37,967
Clear, clear.

> The general was right:

This is not a country,
it's a disaster.

And I did not want to stop!
I did not want to stop!

You know it's your fault, eh?
You wanted it!

What are you looking at?

You say I'm big and I
had to decide on my own.

And I was wrong, Charlie!
I was wrong!

If you want, I'll
wash it in a moment.

No, no and then no!

"Listen, tap, or give me
thirty thousand dollars

or jump in the air
with the whole place."

So I have declared
Los hermanos Dynamite.

Word by word.

Yo I'm afraid. Esos do not joke.

Where can I control
the whole place from?

- From there, behind the counters.
- Good.

But was not a white jacket enough?

Eh, no, señor, you have to
be the same in everything

to the barman who usually stays here.

If they recognize you, or do
not enter or shoot immediately.

Nobody knows me here, here.

Gracias for the help, Sheriff!

Do not call me Sheriff,
otherwise everyone will notice.

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Sheriff!

- Hi, Sheriff.
- Hello, what are you doing here?

I thought you were a sheriff.

It's just because I'm a sheriff

what am I doing the barman, understand?

- No. - No, eh?

It's a disguise.

But, alas, you can
not do it, the barman.

Who, me? Are you kidding?

Hey, amigo,
a Tropical Dry Special.

However, I recommend, eh, loud!

- Qué quiere?
- A TDS, a Tropical Dry Special!

Oh, I see! No problem.

No Te gusta más a
whiskey with ice?

Whiskey?

That's stuff for little children.

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<- Do soon. - Good.

Even the chips! I did not know this!
Announcements!

And you do not take advantage of
me and go to sleep right away.

- I got it?
- I can not, now I'm sure. I have proof.

- What proof?
- That those men are aliens!

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Of that much!

00:47:47,134
He has to do it, he has to do it.

Seen?

This I have taken with my photonic beam.
Look at her.

What is that?

This photograph I printed
it with a special filter

which is called Triple x.

Here we see well. They
are aliens, robots.

They are not terrestrial.

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Are you convinced now?

00:48:16,967
It seems to me the
head of a hippopotamus.

I would also like to drink now.

A momentito, señor. The egg!

00:48:27,592
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The omelette, you're doing!

00:48:35,217
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I love the cherries!

Wait, now I'll show you the
clearest one of them all.

Now go to sleep, I do not
care about your photos.

All right, I'm leaving.

- It's ready?
- Almost ready, señor.

- Here it is.
- And how is it, amigo?

<- Did you make it strong?
- So and so.

Very beautiful!
What a fragrance!

(STRONG NOISE)

Fantastic!

(Whistles)

(STARTERS, ALARM)

> Unidentified sound
emission of human origin.

> Correction: Sound
of non-human origin.

Where did the Sheriff hit you?

On the electromagnetic
wave coordination unit.

Control test.

> - Order executed. - Simulator.

(repeats quickly and then
slowly) Contact entered.

Two cards replaced.

Identity circuit?

Serial number 3-6, CP-1 class.

Components assembly.

(STARTERS, ALARM)

> Second emission of
unidentified sound

> of non-human origin.

Alarm device! (ALARM)

Howard...

No, nobody has arrived.

I called to ask you a favor.

Can you go home and see
if Charlie is in bed?

- But look, he's not home.
- How, is not he at home?

- Are you sure? > - Very sure.

I was calm because he
told me he was with her.

Yes, he was with me, but I sent
him home about two hours ago.

> He did not come here.
What will happen?

Do you want me to launch
an appeal on the radio?

No, no appeal. I'll handle that.
Goodbye thanks.

I believe that nobody will come
for tonight, I can even go.

Too late.

Everybody out! Move!

(CONVERTED VOICES)

We warned you, Gonzales.

Guys, I have no time to waste.

I give you three seconds to disappear.

One, two, three, go!

I've already eaten!

- Help! Help!
- Madam, help I say it!

(LUNA PARK MUSIC
IN THE UNDERFLOOR)

(SHOTS AT THE DOOR)> Permit?

00:59:09,134
<- Good morning. <-
Good morning, doctor.

00:59:13,426
00:59:16,467
<- What does this child have?
<- We want to know it from you.

00:59:18,801
00:59:22,551
00:59:26,634
I know her, your herbal tea:
90-degree whiskey, right?

- With aromatic herbs, though.
- Sure sure!

He always did me good.

Yes, like the time
you've brayed all night

convinced he is a donkey.

It was a nitrite. If
anything, I was a horse!

<- Always an animal, you were.
<- Yes, but not a donkey!

But in short, we want to think
about this child or not?!

Let's see...

(INTERMITTENT SOUNDS)

(PULSATING)

(WHISTLE)

There is something wrong?

01:00:25,884
Just a little 'temperature.

01:00:33,801
I believe it, it's sick.

But he is not a normal patient!

01:00:39,384
that your thermometers
are not normal.

01:00:44,467
- they are perfect!
- Yes, it is seen, in fact.

Sheriff... We
are all in danger.

01:00:55,176
I saw them, I can not stop them.

01:01:00,676
Going crazy, going crazy!

01:01:06,842
Meanwhile, let's make a pun

and in a couple of days
he has nothing left.

01:01:15,551
- Sheriff... - Yes?

You must accompany me.
Promise you will come with me.

I'm right, you'll see.
The aliens exist.

They really exist, promise it.

Promise.

Do you promise it, which costs it?

So long as the fever has passed,
you will not remember anything.

All right, I promise.

01:01:50,967
This makes the temperature lower.

- If you say so.
- At least it should.

Bravo, turn around a bit.
So, here.

(VERSES OF THE INDIANS)

(AN INDISTINCT LANGUAGE SPEAKS)

(YELL OUT)

It's your death!

Your death!

(BUCKLE SCULPTURE)

(INDISTINCT DIALOGUE)

(LAMENT)

Look, they have combined! Come
on, put everything in place!

I have only one weakness in
life: I do not know Chinese!

Walk! Hey, over there! Get busy!

<- Suzuki, Suzuki! <-
HOWARD: Oh yes, Kawasaki.

01:06:27,801
I can not leave you
alone for even a minute.

Stop talking like a big
man, but why did you get up?

- You have not healed yet.
- No, no, now I'm fine.

I came looking for you because I
had to remind you of the promise.

What promise?

When I was sick, you told me
that you would come with me

at the radio station.

We have to go together
to see the aliens.

All right. A promise
is a promise.

Here we go.

Alt!

01:07:10,301
I am the Sheriff of
the city of Monroe.

I have orders not
to let anyone go.

Yes, but I'm nobody.
I'm the Monroe Sheriff.

The Sheriff of Monroe
is none for me.

01:07:29,676
It happens that I am
looking for an escapee.

01:07:33,342
it can also enter the military zone.

Article 3, paragraph 24.

I know the article.

But in paragraph 25 it is
specified that the sheriff

must be escorted by
the military police.

All right, I have no objections.
Come on, Charlie.

Stop it, you!

Where are you going? Only
the Sheriff can pass.

Article 26, the sheriff has
the right to choose himself

the collaborator he likes.

- So?
- This is my deputy sheriff.

01:08:13,301
The law says nothing
about height.

It is not a question of height.
It is a question of age.

Single Item:

I am the Sheriff and I choose
the collaborator that I think.

Come on, Deputy Sheriff.

Central place, there is an inspection.

01:08:55,926
This is the Milky Way.

On this side I will
show you other planets.

01:09:17,051
I came here to look
for an escaped.

Sheriff, our computerized
control system

excludes the presence of strangers
without any possibility of error.

Eh, I know, but it's better not to trust.

- Of computer?
- No, of strangers.

(BEEP)

01:09:53,676
01:09:57,009
In fact, you have to
see the sun very little.

You are a little pale,
you do not eat too much.

Will you not be anemic?

- We are macrobiotics.
- There was something...

Hey!

What's up?

(INTERMITTENT SOUNDS)

Is this also used to pick
up the voice of Pegasus?

What happens here is and
must remain a secret.

We manufacture, or better,

we try to make robot men.

But for what purpose?

01:11:06,551
Work too heavy or dangerous,

activities inside
atomic power plants,

use in interplanetary
journeys of light years.

It is a serious decision to
adopt robots for humanity.

They could be used against
man and not for the benefit.

Certainly. For this we take
a series of precautions.

On the other hand, Sheriff,
the danger she suspects

it has been evaluated
extensively in the design phase.

Perhaps it will only
affect future generations.

- This thing already works?
- Not yet, we are far behind.

You have done very
well to address me.

It is a very serious fact.
A danger for the whole world.

Let's talk immediately
to the judge.

You have done very
well to address me.

It is a very serious fact.
A danger for the whole world.

Let's talk immediately
with the Mayor.

You have done very
well to address me.

It is a very serious fact.
A danger for the whole world.

Let's talk immediately
with the Governor.

You have done very
well to address me.

It is a very serious fact.
A danger for the whole world.

Let's talk immediately with the general.
After you.

I warned her, Sheriff, to
take care only of her country.

01:13:32,676
Order executed. I
await new instructions.

- Order executed.
- Order executed.

- Order executed.
- Order executed.

Perfect, perfect!

They completely
respond to our orders.

Their will is canceled. And it
will be like that for all Earthmen.

This planet will
finally be ours.

But why does the plan succeed,

we need to eliminate that
little extraterrestrial.

Locate the source of energy
that feeds the teddy bear!

Turn it off, soon!

> Deactivate the teddy bear!
> Deactivate the teddy bear!

(SOUND OF CUCKOO)

Look for it on!

Sheriff!

Help me!

Hey, this we put together
with those of 46?

Yes, I think our
pups will like it.

They are so cute.
Come, coconut.

You know, I'm the example
of the penitentiary.

Yesterday they wanted
to talk to Father Brown.

- And what did they want?
- The grace!

Really?

Yes, well, they like to pray.

Here, coconut. We
are almost there.

Pupi, there's a new guest.

01:17:47,217
01:17:50,426
<- How do they call it?
<- (laughing) Mammola!

01:17:58,301
01:17:59,759
Pleasure.

Standing, son. Cheer up.

01:18:17,634
But how lazy you are! Do not you
see that everything is in disarray?

You are promoted to a waiter.

01:18:26,759
01:18:30,426
Wash the dirty laundry,
and do it right away.

And why should I do it myself?

01:18:39,134
01:18:41,301
(LAUGHS)

I understood.

(BATTLE NOISE)

What a trump!

Mamma Mia!

How do the pups have fun, eh?

But that's how it ends
up that they kill him.

(Uproar)

Do you want to nail your nails?

- I put two lumps. - Without.

I'll do it right away.

01:19:27,009
Enough with the games!
Give him a nice groomed!

- Face to the wall!
- Move, come on!

(BATTLE NOISE)

Be good, baby.

- Yes, yes. - Do not worry.

Today, double air ration!

Charlie!

(INTERMITTENT SOUNDS)

Charlie!

Charlie!

(LAMENT)

Howard.

What happened?

They took him away.
I do not know why.

01:21:37,384
I do not know who they are.

I know who I am.
I'll handle that.

Prepare it for the intervention.

He will have to forget
everything he knows.

Sheriff! Sheriff! Help, Sheriff!
You do not do it!

No I do not want to!
No, you do not! No!

(MUSIC IN THE SUB-FUND)

(MUSIC IN THE SUB-FUND)

(MUSIC IN THE SUB-FUND)

> HOWARD: Citizens
of Monroe: Attention.

> Attention. Citizens
of Monroe, listen to me.

> Listen to me, please.

They say of us that we
are uncivilized people,

that we put the
law under our feet.

And we never do
anything for anyone.

> At this moment, a serious
danger threatens us,

> threatens the whole nation.

And since I believe you are
better than what they say,

I know that at the right time
you will know how to be a man.

For now, this serious situation
is facing a man alone.

(ENGINE NOISE)

> Complete control.

> It's people used
to receiving orders.

A few ram were enough

to completely cancel their will.

Step number 2: Reaching
the operational area.

(SIREN)

(VERSE OF THE INDIANS)

Yessir!

Do I keep it?

(INTERMITTENT SOUNDS)

Unexpected resistance. It is
necessary to anticipate the times.

Go directly to the
terminal phase.

I do not agree.

- Repeat, please.
- I do not agree.

Perform behavior modification.

Ah.

- Repeat, please.
- I totally agree.

01:31:16,301
01:31:18,551
01:31:46,426
One more point.

How did you get here? Why
is not it with others?

It is possible that the conditioning
coefficient is too high.

It can happen.

In this case, a real
attraction develops

towards the source of energy.

Let's check, I do not
want malfunctions.

Connect the computer.

> From Control to
Subject: Order to Advance.

> Stop!

Take position 22.

> From Control to Subject:
Convert to the right.

> Advance 60 degrees.

> Advance, advance, advance.

There is no doubt, the conditioning
coefficient is too high.

Lower two points.

> From Control to Subject:
Reverse two steps.

> Stop. Converge to the left.
Push forward.

> Subject with a lot of energy.

Lower one more point.

> I suggest test reactions.

Stop.

Reaction control.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

Controlled the reaction:
I took a fist and a slap.

It is not clear.
It is not clear.

Interrogate computer.

> Subject not conditioned
and uncontrollable.

> Protected by biomagnetic energy.

> - Emergency signal.
- Proceed to elimination.

Please have a seat.

I proceed to elimination.
Good evening, engineer.

Treats with the lady.
Treats with the lady.

Please have a seat.

Good evening, engineer.

Treats with the lady.
Treats with the lady.

You won a little doll.

You won a little doll.

You won a little doll.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Please have a seat.

Driver, soon, take me to the station.
Racecourse.

To the airport. At
the daytime hotel.

Good evening, engineer.
Treats with the lady.

Treats with the lady.

01:36:51,009
Please, do you want to dance with me?
Thanks, I prefer not.

(VALZER IN BACKGROUND)

> use the "pappafico".

> Added self-destruct mechanism.

> Immediate withdrawal.

(VALZER IN BACKGROUND)

Sheriff!

(BAND MUSIC IN THE BOTTOM)

01:38:10,092
01:38:13,259
We owe it to our sheriff the
success of this Eldorado Day.

Long live the Sheriff!
Hurray our sheriff!

<- Hurray! <- Hurray!

Here Radio Monroe, and Billy
Howard is always at your disposal!

I recommend, however,
remember the elections!

01:39:35,551
Alt!

I knew it.

01:39:44,301
- I can not. <- Why can not?

We are taking off to
reach the spaceship.

And she thinks I'm so stupid

to believe such a thing?

Yes I think so.

(MUSIC IN THE SUB-FUND)

Hello, earth! Hello!

(INTERMITTENT SOUNDS)

Sheriff, the biomagnetic
energy is ending.

Who knows why they
all come to me?