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We are here, outside the room
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where the union and the city
are negotiating
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for the 11th straight hour.
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Ooh! I just don't know
how much longer I can do
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this remote learning.
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The city is never gonna cave.
I should just give up
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and follow my dreams
of being a big-rig trucker.
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One rest-stop bathroom
will snap that out of you real quick.
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No buses is our new reality.
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Yeah, this is terrible.
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This is fantastic!
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I know the strike has been
rough for everybody,
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but for me, less kids means less trash.
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And less trash means more me time.
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I did some redecorating,
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bought some property,
got in a little bit of trouble.
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And won at the game of life.
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I've never known peace like this.
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I hope that strike never ends.
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Alright. We are getting word right now.
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Yes. They have reached a deal.
The SEPTA strike is over.
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That is how it is [BLEEP] done, people!
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Damn!
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Now that hybrid learning has ended,
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please return any equipment
we've loaned out
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and yada yada yada.
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Y'all know what to do.
I'm not repeating myself.
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You never said it the first time.
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- Good morning, everyone.
- Ugh.
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Am I interrupting?
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- Yes.
- Obviously.
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How the hell did you get in here?
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Oh, uh, Dia gave me a visitor's badge.
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Don't be name-dropping my employee.
You don't know her like that.
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I just learned her name this year.
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That's strike two and a half, Dia!
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Okay. So what do you want?
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Well, I am here to formally
invite Abbott Elementary
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and all of its students
to Girard Creek's
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sneak peek of our
pre-grand opening preview.
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- The what?
- It's a thank you.
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You'll be able to see
the beautiful course.
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There will be games, giveaways,
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and we'll cover transportation.
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Oh, sure, he's probably trying
to just round us all up
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so we can help repair the divots.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Rake the bunkers.
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Pull Michael Jordan out of a golf hole.
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Look, we know it's been
tough to be our neighbor
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during this time.
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Think of it as an apology.
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Although let the record show
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I have never used the words "I'm sorry"
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or admitted fault of any kind.
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We will not be bought.
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Did I mention there's free food?
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Oh, you should have led
with that. I'm in.
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Let's do it.
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Crap. I finally got a reservation
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at The Valet's Daughter.
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The fancy new restaurant?
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Why the "crap"?
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Because Erika was gonna go with me,
but now she can't.
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Oh.
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Well, Janine, I never
pegged you for a...
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fine diner.
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If you're referring to this,
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it's what I call a glazed bagel.
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Get into it.
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Ah, man, I really wanted to try it.
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It's like Parisian-French fusion.
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- Hmm.
- Yeah.
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How is that fusion?
Paris and France are in the same place.
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Do you think they'll let me dine solo
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if I promise to eat for two?
Because I can do it.
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Um...you know, what if I went with you
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to the restaurant?
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Really?
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But the... the food, it's like, um...
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It's got ingredients
and flavors together.
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- Yeah, yeah, I know.
- Okay.
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But I can... I can find something.
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It'll be fun to dive
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into the world of... cuisine.
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You two are gonna have such a good time.
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Gerald and I, we love cooking together.
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- Aw.
- But what really gets us cooking
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is a great meal in a fancy restaurant.
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If you get my meaning.
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- Yes.
- Unfortunately, I do.
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So great to see you all
back here again in person,
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where we can make eye contact.
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Stop looking at me, bro.
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Tomorrow we are going to
the golf course.
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So we've got a lot of work to do today.
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Everybody, please open
your books to chapter 10.
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Hey, RJ, I just want you to know
I haven't given up
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on finding something
that sparks joy for you.
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Are you serious? We tried and we failed.
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Can't we just be proud of that?
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The one thing I will never be proud of
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is letting down one of my students.
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I'm not gonna give up on this.
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Or on teaching Janine
how to play Spades.
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It's nice. Smells good.
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But, you know, we should have a plan
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in case there's a "Get Out" situation.
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Oh, I always do.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Wow.
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Well, they pulled out all the stops.
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Yeah. Look.
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A banner is hardly a stop.
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Ava makes one every time
she likes her outfit.
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And I'll make one for you
if you ever wear a nice outfit.
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Abbott Elementary,
welcome to Girard Creek.
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Through the window, you can see
our pristine 18-hole course,
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formerly the ancestral homeland
of the Lenape people,
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who we hope are doing very well.
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Um, over there, you can sign up
for raffles and prizes.
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There's games for the kids.
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Oh, and at some point, you have to try
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the Alba white truffles just flown in.
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Took me six months to source those
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from a remote province in Italy.
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They're absolutely breathtaking.
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Was that enough stops for you, Janine?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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That's real crab. It's not imitation.
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You can't even get this at Outback.
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Whoa. Thank you.
Give me, like, three more.
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Okay.
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Place is whatever.
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Those flowers are
probably from the store.
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- They're not even.
- Wow.
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I was not expecting this.
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Oh, Jacob, do not be fooled
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by one photo of a black man.
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Yeah, you're right.
It probably came with the frame.
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Charlie Sifford,
the first African American
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to play on the PGA tour.
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Yeah, that's, like, Golf 101.
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Yeah, I learned that in
Black History Month years ago.
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Oh, well, um, we love celebrating
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the rich and diverse history of the game
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that you two seem to be
so familiar with.
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Are you finding everything
to your liking?
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No. We're not actually, no.
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Yeah, because we've been
here, like, five minutes
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and we haven't been offered a bev...
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- Arnold Palmer?
- ...erage.
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Yeah, if you're gonna
just put it in my face,
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yeah, I'll have one.
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So thanks.
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The ratio was way off.
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It's, like, not enough Arnold
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and too much Palmer, so...
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I'll tell the kitchen.
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Mm-hmm.
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So now I remember.
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- Ahi tuna?
- [BLEEP] no.
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Oh! Um...
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My bad. My bad.
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If you can't take tuna,
you certainly won't go far
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at The Valet's Daughter.
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There's nothing on that menu
that I can eat.
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Everything's either dusted and
crusted or not to be trusted.
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Gregory, the ability to share
a nice meal together
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is the cornerstone
of every healthy relationship.
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And that Janine can eat.
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It's incredible how much food
she can fit in that little body.
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Uh, I do not mean to pry,
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but what is it about some foods in you
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that generates such unique responses?
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Where do I begin?
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I don't like a bunch of flavors
on the same plate.
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I don't like things that are chewy,
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and I really don't like...
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Okay, alright, that is enough.
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Alright, so, um, what about, um,
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exposure therapy?
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Hmm?
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No.
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Alright then. So you are fine
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disappointing Janine.
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- Ma'am?
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay. So the next time
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a waiter comes this way with a tray,
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you will take the napkin, some food,
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and like a human man,
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you will smile and say, "Thank you."
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That's it.
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Alright. Here we go.
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Incoming. Remember...
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Food-napkin-smile- thank you.
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Deviled quail egg?
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Ooh!
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Napkin.
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Food.
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Smile. Thank you.
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That one looks good.
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Yeah. Yeah.
I'm just considering all the options.
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You know, I was skeptical.
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But if the kids are having such a blast,
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can we really complain?
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I mean, it seems... seems pretty fun.
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It's whatever.
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Are you wearing course merch?
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Well, it was... It's cold.
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It was in the swag bag.
It's performance fleece. Awesome.
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Can you say that again,
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but can you say my question
in your answer?
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Why do you love this golf course?
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I love this golf course
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because I get to hang out
with my friends
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and most importantly, not be at school.
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Okay, let's try it again.
More energetic.
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Hey. Hey. What's going on here?
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Nothing.
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Just talking to some of the students.
Getting feedback.
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Oh, okay. Feedback on what?
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On the course.
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Okay, so you're getting feedback
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on a professional golf course
from amateur children?
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Yep. They are our future.
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We good?
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Yeah, we got it.
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Uh, got what?
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A...fabulous pasta bar.
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Go see for yourselves.
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Look.
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I do not like that guy.
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Yeah. Me neither.
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But I will go see for myself.
I am pretty hungry.
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How can you still be hungry?
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It's all the Palmers.
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Darius? Um...
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What did that man...
What did that man just ask you?
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He asked why I love this golf course.
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And I said because it's fun
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and better than being at school.
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Mm-hmm. Sweetie, listen to me.
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You don't have to lie. Right?
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Because we both know
school is pretty cool.
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I wasn't lying. Can I go now?
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It looks like RJ is taking a break.
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Hey. Hey, buddy.
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You know that, like,
if anybody's asking you weird questions,
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like... like if you like it here
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- that you don't have to lie to him, right?
- Yeah.
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Why would I lie? This has been great.
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Great? Wow.
It's so nice to hear you say that.
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Um, great how?
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I don't know, I think I like golf.
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I got to, uh...
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- Yeah. Yeah, of course.
- Hmm.
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Italian Alba white truffle. May I?
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- You may.
- Hit me.
259
00:10:04,291 --> 00:10:06,834
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
260
00:10:06,835 --> 00:10:08,920
Sort of a bitch, that's good.
261
00:10:08,921 --> 00:10:11,214
Truffle me, please. Mm.
262
00:10:11,215 --> 00:10:12,423
Damn.
263
00:10:12,424 --> 00:10:14,509
They spent some real money on this.
264
00:10:14,510 --> 00:10:16,427
And do you know
who we have to thank? Me.
265
00:10:16,428 --> 00:10:17,929
Blackmailing works.
266
00:10:17,930 --> 00:10:19,931
And now we get to live the dream.
267
00:10:19,932 --> 00:10:22,016
Mm-hmm.
268
00:10:22,017 --> 00:10:24,019
I didn't say when yet, big
dog. Keep it coming.
269
00:10:25,938 --> 00:10:27,570
That'll do.
270
00:10:30,067 --> 00:10:32,193
Do you have any idea
271
00:10:32,194 --> 00:10:34,779
how much those Italian Alba
white truffles go for?
272
00:10:34,780 --> 00:10:36,573
Of course I do. 4K a pound.
273
00:10:36,574 --> 00:10:38,449
Yeah. I don't even think
anybody'd notice
274
00:10:38,450 --> 00:10:39,660
if they went missing.
275
00:10:43,414 --> 00:10:46,040
That guy's barely looking.
276
00:10:46,041 --> 00:10:49,294
Kind of like they're
begging us to steal.
277
00:10:49,295 --> 00:10:50,837
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
278
00:10:50,838 --> 00:10:52,589
I'm feeling a little bit heisty.
279
00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:54,424
You be the Ocean's? I'll be the Eleven?
280
00:10:54,425 --> 00:10:55,758
Catch me if you can.
281
00:10:55,759 --> 00:10:57,093
Hmm. We about to set it off.
282
00:10:57,094 --> 00:10:58,803
I'm up for this Italian job.
283
00:10:58,804 --> 00:11:00,513
We'd be gone in 60 seconds.
284
00:11:00,514 --> 00:11:02,348
- And then we'd be out of sight.
- Out of sight.
285
00:11:02,349 --> 00:11:04,350
- Oh!
- Girl...
286
00:11:06,895 --> 00:11:08,980
Okay. Get in so we get everybody
in the picture.
287
00:11:08,981 --> 00:11:10,231
What's up, guys? What's going on?
288
00:11:10,232 --> 00:11:11,910
Oh, hi.
289
00:11:11,935 --> 00:11:13,186
We're just gathering everybody
together for a group photo
290
00:11:13,211 --> 00:11:15,337
to commemorate your visit.
291
00:11:15,362 --> 00:11:16,696
- Okay.
- So, Miss Teagues,
292
00:11:16,697 --> 00:11:18,197
if I could have you
right here down front
293
00:11:18,198 --> 00:11:20,241
just to make sure we could see you.
294
00:11:20,242 --> 00:11:22,577
Hi. If I could have you two
just follow me,
295
00:11:22,578 --> 00:11:24,471
I have a special spot for you.
296
00:11:24,496 --> 00:11:27,624
How about just right there
behind all the kids there?
297
00:11:27,625 --> 00:11:29,167
Just right in that corner there?
298
00:11:29,168 --> 00:11:30,752
Why are they putting us
all the way in the back?
299
00:11:30,753 --> 00:11:32,393
This is a new jacket.
300
00:11:32,418 --> 00:11:34,995
Mr. C, do you know where I can get
cheap golf clubs?
301
00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:37,400
Uh, I don't think cheap
and golf is really a thing,
302
00:11:37,426 --> 00:11:39,260
but, hey, have you ever tried soccer?
303
00:11:39,261 --> 00:11:41,304
It's the most played sport in the world.
304
00:11:41,305 --> 00:11:43,264
I'm 13. Of course I've tried soccer.
305
00:11:43,265 --> 00:11:44,471
Yeah.
306
00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:45,994
Hey, Mr. Nathaniel,
this place is so cool.
307
00:11:46,019 --> 00:11:48,269
- How can I join?
- Oh, I'll tell you what.
308
00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:49,979
When you get a little bit older,
come on back.
309
00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:51,481
We'll have something
real special for you.
310
00:11:51,482 --> 00:11:53,650
Every great golfer needs a great caddie.
311
00:11:53,651 --> 00:11:56,653
Okay. Looking good.
312
00:11:56,654 --> 00:11:59,157
Just one thing.
313
00:11:59,182 --> 00:12:02,033
Hi, buddy. Here we go. Oh, um...
314
00:12:02,034 --> 00:12:03,242
Sorry. Alright.
315
00:12:03,243 --> 00:12:05,578
I'm gonna put you right about there.
316
00:12:05,579 --> 00:12:07,622
I'm sorry. Oh, sorry. Hi.
What exactly are you doing?
317
00:12:07,623 --> 00:12:09,374
Oh. Just composition.
318
00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:10,917
Hi, Charlie.
319
00:12:10,918 --> 00:12:13,252
I just want to make sure everybody
gets seen by the camera.
320
00:12:13,253 --> 00:12:14,545
So just be with your classmates.
321
00:12:14,546 --> 00:12:16,339
- And if I could have you...
- Are you sure?
322
00:12:16,340 --> 00:12:17,507
'Cause you can't see him.
323
00:12:17,508 --> 00:12:18,690
I think we got him. We got him?
324
00:12:18,715 --> 00:12:20,466
Yeah. Okay. Oh.
325
00:12:20,491 --> 00:12:23,117
Oh, my gosh, three legs.
326
00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:25,519
- Are you kidding me? Look at that.
- Puppy?
327
00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:27,336
Okay, my friend, if you could just
328
00:12:27,434 --> 00:12:28,976
hold that leash. I'm holding him.
329
00:12:28,977 --> 00:12:30,417
- Okay. Uh, why the dog?
- Yeah.
330
00:12:30,442 --> 00:12:31,985
Uh, club mascot.
331
00:12:32,010 --> 00:12:35,024
Okay, everybody who's ready to do this,
say cheese.
332
00:12:35,025 --> 00:12:36,901
Cheese!
333
00:12:38,654 --> 00:12:41,030
That photo op...
It was weird, wasn't it?
334
00:12:41,031 --> 00:12:42,907
Stop being ableist, Janine.
335
00:12:42,908 --> 00:12:44,200
That three-legged dog ain't
gonna do nothing to you.
336
00:12:44,201 --> 00:12:45,952
No, not the dog, but...
337
00:12:45,953 --> 00:12:46,994
But actually, yeah, the dog.
338
00:12:46,995 --> 00:12:48,246
Janine, give it a rest, okay?
339
00:12:48,247 --> 00:12:49,497
We're in the middle of something here.
340
00:12:49,498 --> 00:12:51,165
Yeah, we heistin'.
341
00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:52,512
You ready?
342
00:12:53,669 --> 00:12:55,378
What? What is heisting?
343
00:12:55,379 --> 00:12:57,296
Everyone! A little
afternoon entertainment.
344
00:12:57,297 --> 00:13:01,384
Watch me do a front handspring step out,
345
00:13:01,385 --> 00:13:03,010
roundoff,
346
00:13:03,011 --> 00:13:06,514
back handspring,
roundoff, back handspring,
347
00:13:06,515 --> 00:13:07,890
full twisting layout.
348
00:13:07,891 --> 00:13:09,559
Keep your eyes peeled.
349
00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:11,102
You don't want to miss this. Okay?
350
00:13:11,103 --> 00:13:12,729
Alright. Wait.
Let me back up a little bit.
351
00:13:12,730 --> 00:13:15,022
That's what it is. I gotta run into it.
352
00:13:15,023 --> 00:13:17,608
Make sure you stay out the way,
because I want to kick you.
353
00:13:17,609 --> 00:13:19,944
Ahh. You know what?
354
00:13:19,945 --> 00:13:21,988
Actually, never mind, I totally forgot
355
00:13:21,989 --> 00:13:23,322
I don't even know how to do that.
356
00:13:23,323 --> 00:13:26,784
Carry on.
357
00:13:26,785 --> 00:13:29,413
You'll never know what you don't like
until you try it.
358
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:32,617
Oh.
359
00:13:32,642 --> 00:13:34,184
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
360
00:13:34,209 --> 00:13:37,170
We have shrimp ceviche
in watermelon cups.
361
00:13:37,171 --> 00:13:39,422
Oh.
362
00:13:39,423 --> 00:13:41,883
Napkin. Ahh!
363
00:13:41,884 --> 00:13:44,427
Food.
364
00:13:44,428 --> 00:13:46,180
Smile. Yes.
365
00:13:49,850 --> 00:13:51,726
Shrimp... Alright. No, no, no.
366
00:13:51,727 --> 00:13:53,978
No! I'm not eating this, okay?
I can't do this. I'm a freak.
367
00:13:53,979 --> 00:13:55,313
Okay, I'm a freak!
368
00:13:55,314 --> 00:13:56,815
- Sea urchin.
- Are you crazy?
369
00:14:03,489 --> 00:14:06,115
Why does RJ have to like
a sport that's so exclusionary?
370
00:14:06,116 --> 00:14:07,784
I know, and I want to say
a win is a win.
371
00:14:07,785 --> 00:14:09,452
But I cannot help this feeling
372
00:14:09,453 --> 00:14:12,246
I have in my gut that something is off.
373
00:14:12,247 --> 00:14:13,831
What the hell?
374
00:14:13,832 --> 00:14:15,166
What?
375
00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:17,043
I'm doing this big money truffle deal.
376
00:14:17,044 --> 00:14:18,574
Truffle deal? What's a truffle deal?
377
00:14:18,599 --> 00:14:20,397
Do you want to listen to
the story or be nosey?
378
00:14:20,422 --> 00:14:22,924
- You said truffle deal. I don't know...
- Look at this.
379
00:14:22,925 --> 00:14:24,801
"We're giving back to
communities in need.
380
00:14:24,802 --> 00:14:26,636
A hole in one for diversity.
381
00:14:26,637 --> 00:14:30,223
Hashtag inclusivity,
hashtag black lives matter,
382
00:14:30,224 --> 00:14:33,300
hashtag threeleggeddog... "
383
00:14:33,325 --> 00:14:34,995
- "Charity Day"?!
- "Charity Day"?!
384
00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:37,481
I don't mind a little post to boost
engagement, but we're not charity.
385
00:14:37,482 --> 00:14:38,564
What the...
386
00:14:38,565 --> 00:14:40,149
I love this golf course
387
00:14:40,150 --> 00:14:42,090
because I can hang out with my friends.
388
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:45,345
I knew it, I knew it!
I knew something was off.
389
00:14:45,370 --> 00:14:46,632
I felt it in my gut,
390
00:14:46,657 --> 00:14:48,324
and it wasn't my base-level anxiety
391
00:14:48,325 --> 00:14:51,077
because it was a little bit to the left.
392
00:14:51,078 --> 00:14:52,954
They were just playing us
this whole time
393
00:14:52,955 --> 00:14:55,456
and they even got RJ.
394
00:14:55,457 --> 00:14:57,750
Mnh, mnh, mnh.
395
00:14:57,751 --> 00:14:59,669
Come on. Hey.
396
00:15:01,463 --> 00:15:03,714
You're using us.
397
00:15:03,715 --> 00:15:05,675
Oh. Really? Just like you used us.
398
00:15:05,676 --> 00:15:08,052
I'd say it's par for the course.
399
00:15:08,053 --> 00:15:10,054
Oh, wow. So you invited us here,
400
00:15:10,055 --> 00:15:12,014
stuffed us full of Arnold Palmers
401
00:15:12,015 --> 00:15:14,642
just to, what, make you look good
for your white members?
402
00:15:14,643 --> 00:15:16,352
You didn't have to drink
the Arnold Palmers.
403
00:15:16,353 --> 00:15:18,511
- That's low.
- How could you do that to the kids
404
00:15:18,536 --> 00:15:20,374
and to this poor three-legged dog?
405
00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:22,441
Where'd you even steal him from, huh?
406
00:15:22,442 --> 00:15:24,527
Please. He wandered on the
course about an hour ago,
407
00:15:24,528 --> 00:15:27,363
and we chose to let him live,
which is against club policy.
408
00:15:27,364 --> 00:15:29,323
Come on. "Wandered onto the course"?
409
00:15:29,324 --> 00:15:30,992
He probably needs a home.
410
00:15:30,993 --> 00:15:33,578
I-I-I could foster to adopt.
411
00:15:33,579 --> 00:15:34,620
Build a life together.
412
00:15:34,621 --> 00:15:35,830
- Janine...
- Yeah.
413
00:15:35,831 --> 00:15:38,040
Right. Right. We're gonna stop him.
414
00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:39,125
So cute though.
415
00:15:39,126 --> 00:15:40,676
- Janine!
- Yes.
416
00:15:42,129 --> 00:15:44,505
I knew we couldn't trust him.
417
00:15:44,506 --> 00:15:45,756
All the signs were there.
He has two first names.
418
00:15:45,757 --> 00:15:47,592
Who even has two first names?
419
00:15:47,593 --> 00:15:49,594
Uh, Gregory Eddie.
420
00:15:49,595 --> 00:15:51,043
Oh, my God.
421
00:15:51,068 --> 00:15:52,985
No. No, no, no,
let's not jump to conclusions.
422
00:15:53,010 --> 00:15:54,928
Maybe Eddie is short
for something. Edward.
423
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,684
Edward is a name, too. Um...
424
00:15:56,685 --> 00:15:58,895
I just... I just can't believe
that they would stoop so low.
425
00:15:58,896 --> 00:16:01,689
- Yeah. It's disgusting.
- Mm-hmm.
426
00:16:01,690 --> 00:16:03,190
What is that stuffed in your jacket?
427
00:16:03,191 --> 00:16:05,359
Nothing. What are you, a cop?
You pervert!
428
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,652
- What?
- Don't look at me.
429
00:16:06,653 --> 00:16:09,947
Just exploiting the kids
for a photo op, it's...
430
00:16:09,972 --> 00:16:11,884
Yeah, it's just not right.
And more importantly,
431
00:16:11,909 --> 00:16:14,035
I can't be out here
looking like a charity case.
432
00:16:14,036 --> 00:16:15,666
Mm-hmm. What can we even do?
433
00:16:15,691 --> 00:16:17,955
I mean, they already got
what they wanted, so...
434
00:16:22,085 --> 00:16:24,504
We force them to make good
on their promise.
435
00:16:28,967 --> 00:16:30,051
I said no.
436
00:16:30,052 --> 00:16:32,595
Uh... I know you must be starving.
437
00:16:32,596 --> 00:16:34,639
Oh, thank God. Just butter and noodles.
438
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:36,058
Mm-hmm.
439
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,856
Gregory, have you
always eaten like this?
440
00:16:43,857 --> 00:16:45,942
You know what? No.
441
00:16:45,943 --> 00:16:47,673
When I was younger, I had
a very sophisticated palate.
442
00:16:47,698 --> 00:16:49,987
Of course I always ate like this.
443
00:16:49,988 --> 00:16:51,739
I grew up in a military family.
444
00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:53,658
We only ate for efficiency.
445
00:16:53,659 --> 00:16:57,328
Protein, carbs, vegetables.
All had a place.
446
00:16:57,329 --> 00:16:58,996
Nothing ever touches,
the same thing every week.
447
00:16:58,997 --> 00:17:00,623
Hmm.
448
00:17:00,624 --> 00:17:03,209
Never even had a chance
to be exposed to anything new.
449
00:17:03,210 --> 00:17:04,710
- Gregory...
- Hmm?
450
00:17:04,711 --> 00:17:07,964
look at your plate.
451
00:17:07,965 --> 00:17:09,757
Truffles.
452
00:17:09,758 --> 00:17:11,092
But I don't like truffles.
453
00:17:11,093 --> 00:17:12,565
Have you ever tried truffles?
454
00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:14,090
No, but I knew I wouldn't like them.
455
00:17:14,115 --> 00:17:15,864
Well, you could have fooled me
456
00:17:15,889 --> 00:17:18,641
because you ate them.
457
00:17:18,642 --> 00:17:19,642
I did.
458
00:17:19,643 --> 00:17:21,121
You did.
459
00:17:24,147 --> 00:17:27,149
It feels nice to feel hope.
460
00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:29,026
Do you have a second? Yeah, you do.
461
00:17:29,027 --> 00:17:30,903
Ha. What's up?
462
00:17:30,904 --> 00:17:32,780
So, since you like giving back so much,
463
00:17:32,781 --> 00:17:34,699
we got a proposition for you.
464
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:37,159
I didn't say I like giving back so much.
465
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,161
We want a free golf club. Mm-hmm.
466
00:17:39,162 --> 00:17:42,456
No, but you can buy
a putter on sale for $300.
467
00:17:42,457 --> 00:17:45,292
Not a club, a program, okay?
468
00:17:45,293 --> 00:17:47,211
Here at Girard Creek
for the students at Abbott.
469
00:17:47,212 --> 00:17:49,338
Yeah. And why would I do that?
470
00:17:49,339 --> 00:17:51,507
Because I've seen some of my students
471
00:17:51,508 --> 00:17:54,302
light up here in a way
that I have never seen before.
472
00:17:54,303 --> 00:17:56,178
Not hearing why we would do this.
473
00:17:56,179 --> 00:17:58,681
Okay, well, it would be
474
00:17:58,682 --> 00:18:00,349
- a huge tax break for the club.
- Mm-hmm.
475
00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:03,352
Oh. Yeah. Okay. Alright.
476
00:18:03,353 --> 00:18:04,520
The magic words.
477
00:18:04,521 --> 00:18:06,480
- Yay!
- See?
478
00:18:06,481 --> 00:18:07,876
Psych!
479
00:18:07,901 --> 00:18:09,860
We get plenty of tax breaks.
480
00:18:09,885 --> 00:18:11,427
- Of course you do.
- Okay. You know what?
481
00:18:11,452 --> 00:18:13,754
Let's just kick his ass. Gregory!
482
00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:15,865
He fights parents. Mm-hmm.
483
00:18:15,866 --> 00:18:18,743
Janine filled me in.
I've been waiting outside.
484
00:18:18,744 --> 00:18:20,953
- Are we good?
- Oh, okay. Yeah.
485
00:18:20,954 --> 00:18:22,621
Add an assault charge
while you're at it.
486
00:18:22,622 --> 00:18:24,424
Yeah. We'll take the charge.
Melissa, you hit him.
487
00:18:24,449 --> 00:18:27,102
Oh, I'll hit him, alright.
What about this?
488
00:18:27,127 --> 00:18:29,545
Does this look familiar, big guy?
489
00:18:29,546 --> 00:18:31,172
Hey, my Alba white truffles.
490
00:18:31,173 --> 00:18:32,986
- Unh-unh-unh-unh.
- No, don't hurt them.
491
00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:34,512
I need them for the real
grand opening next week.
492
00:18:34,537 --> 00:18:36,069
Yeah, you showed your hand.
493
00:18:36,094 --> 00:18:37,767
- You silly bitch.
- Yeah.
494
00:18:37,792 --> 00:18:39,418
Be a shame if something
happened to them.
495
00:18:39,443 --> 00:18:41,486
- Yeah. Real shame.
- Oh.
496
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:43,011
And what would you even do with them?
497
00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:47,439
Hey, hey, hey. Stop it!
498
00:18:47,464 --> 00:18:48,832
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
499
00:18:48,857 --> 00:18:50,103
Sir. Please, sir.
500
00:18:50,136 --> 00:18:51,386
- Gregory, that's a mushroom.
- Stop it! Stop!
501
00:18:51,411 --> 00:18:52,537
- What are you doing?
- Stop, stop, stop!
502
00:18:52,562 --> 00:18:53,754
Hey, hey, hey, hey! No, no, no!
503
00:18:53,779 --> 00:18:55,905
Please don't! Oh! Oh!
504
00:18:55,906 --> 00:18:57,448
No!
505
00:18:57,449 --> 00:18:58,704
Yeah! Yeah, yeah.
506
00:18:58,729 --> 00:19:01,731
Give in or he will eat
every last one of those.
507
00:19:01,756 --> 00:19:03,506
Yeah.
508
00:19:03,531 --> 00:19:05,073
Okay. Alright. Okay. Alright.
509
00:19:05,098 --> 00:19:06,308
Done deal! Done deal!
510
00:19:06,334 --> 00:19:07,500
Ha!
511
00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:09,335
There you go.
512
00:19:09,336 --> 00:19:11,545
And what's in your Arnold Palmers?
513
00:19:11,546 --> 00:19:13,033
I know it's lemonade,
514
00:19:13,058 --> 00:19:15,142
but there's something else, isn't there?
515
00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:16,876
Huh? Another ingredient?
516
00:19:17,010 --> 00:19:19,011
How many Arnold Palmers have you had?
517
00:19:19,012 --> 00:19:21,388
Seven...teen!
518
00:19:21,389 --> 00:19:22,890
Tell me what's in 'em!
519
00:19:22,891 --> 00:19:24,767
Come on. You're alright. You're alright.
520
00:19:24,768 --> 00:19:26,102
Pleasure doing business with you.
521
00:19:26,103 --> 00:19:27,186
I want to know.
522
00:19:27,187 --> 00:19:29,271
Uh...
523
00:19:29,272 --> 00:19:31,232
everybody alright?
524
00:19:31,233 --> 00:19:32,817
Lemonade, 100%.
525
00:19:32,818 --> 00:19:34,610
You know? I know that's in there,
526
00:19:34,611 --> 00:19:37,154
but it's not 100% of the drink, right?
527
00:19:37,155 --> 00:19:39,573
There's at least one other ingredient.
I ruled out Pepsi.
528
00:19:39,574 --> 00:19:41,075
It turns out it's not carbonated.
529
00:19:41,076 --> 00:19:42,911
I was just blowing bubbles, but...
530
00:19:44,389 --> 00:19:46,473
Yo, what's up, RJ?
531
00:19:46,498 --> 00:19:47,962
What's up? Yo.
532
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:49,976
Golf Club is gonna be the move.
533
00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:51,791
Do I have to be good?
534
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,525
Nah. Anybody can join.
We're just having fun.
535
00:19:53,550 --> 00:19:54,940
I'm in.
536
00:19:54,965 --> 00:19:56,132
I'm trying to be like you, RJ.
537
00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:57,675
You like a black Tiger Woods.
538
00:19:57,676 --> 00:19:58,884
- Yeah.
- Oh...
539
00:19:58,885 --> 00:20:01,137
Just let RJ have the moment.
540
00:20:01,138 --> 00:20:03,430
Jacob, you did a really good thing.
541
00:20:03,431 --> 00:20:05,141
Yeah, this is really cool, man.
542
00:20:05,142 --> 00:20:07,119
RJ's finally gonna have a place for him.
543
00:20:07,144 --> 00:20:08,519
And you made it happen, kid.
544
00:20:08,544 --> 00:20:10,545
Um, I think if we check the tape,
545
00:20:10,570 --> 00:20:13,447
we'll find that I did the heist
and I found their IG page,
546
00:20:13,472 --> 00:20:15,210
but, yeah, good stuff, Jacob.
547
00:20:15,235 --> 00:20:16,944
It's amazing.
548
00:20:16,945 --> 00:20:20,531
This was a very tough journey,
but your hard work paid off.
549
00:20:20,532 --> 00:20:21,615
I'm really proud of you.
550
00:20:21,616 --> 00:20:24,201
Mm-hmm.
551
00:20:24,202 --> 00:20:27,037
I am so happy that RJ found his thing.
552
00:20:27,038 --> 00:20:30,207
But his issues don't end
with a golf club.
553
00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:34,128
And every student at the school
has something going on.
554
00:20:34,129 --> 00:20:35,963
You know, I hate
that I don't have the bandwidth
555
00:20:35,964 --> 00:20:38,674
to give each of them
that... that kind of attention.
556
00:20:38,675 --> 00:20:41,468
I wish I could, but...
557
00:20:41,469 --> 00:20:42,888
you know, it's hard.
558
00:20:45,415 --> 00:20:47,501
This petite gem lettuce in this sauce,
559
00:20:47,526 --> 00:20:48,773
I didn't know you could do that.
560
00:20:48,798 --> 00:20:50,019
Yeah, that's salad dressing.
561
00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:52,001
- Is that what that is?
- Yep. Mm-hmm.
562
00:20:52,026 --> 00:20:54,541
And this lamb osso buco
in this blood is, um...
563
00:20:54,566 --> 00:20:57,776
Well, now, that's a red wine
reduction, not... not blood.
564
00:20:57,777 --> 00:20:59,205
Red wine is good.
565
00:20:59,230 --> 00:21:01,398
- It's very good. Absolutely.
- These... These vegetables,
566
00:21:01,423 --> 00:21:02,840
all the flavors are just, like,
567
00:21:02,865 --> 00:21:04,199
dancing around in my mouth.
568
00:21:04,224 --> 00:21:05,474
Mm-hmm. Having a ball.
569
00:21:05,499 --> 00:21:06,791
- Right?
- Right.
570
00:21:06,828 --> 00:21:07,912
And these garlic mussels...
571
00:21:07,913 --> 00:21:09,330
Gregory, I can't eat this.
572
00:21:09,331 --> 00:21:10,831
Oh, thank God. That was really trying.
573
00:21:10,832 --> 00:21:12,333
Janine, I just like truffles.
574
00:21:12,334 --> 00:21:13,440
Oh, yay.
575
00:21:13,465 --> 00:21:15,258
Can we go get some of those?
576
00:21:15,283 --> 00:21:17,022
- We can talk about it.
- Okay.
577
00:21:17,047 --> 00:21:19,006
We just learned
they're really expensive.
578
00:21:19,007 --> 00:21:20,216
Okay. Alright.
579
00:21:20,217 --> 00:21:21,508
- Let's go.
- Do we have to pay?
580
00:21:21,509 --> 00:21:22,510
We can pay on the way out, I think.
581
00:21:22,511 --> 00:21:23,533
- On the way out.
- Yeah.
582
00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:27,580
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