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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:05,799 (film reel clicking) 3 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:11,599 - Sir, you're looking at a woman, who's up for a challenge. 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:15,759 You know, a woman when she puts her mind into something, 6 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,399 she makes it happen. 7 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:20,079 A woman who's determined, you know, 8 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,440 who refuses to fail. 9 00:00:22,359 --> 00:00:26,199 Quiet frankly, sir, you're looking at a yes woman. 10 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:30,239 You've never seen a woman so light on her feet. 11 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,359 (stool rattles) 12 00:00:32,399 --> 00:00:35,399 (mellow rock music) 13 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:40,079 One thing I've learned very early in life, 14 00:00:40,119 --> 00:00:43,640 don't you ever, ever let anyone choose your furniture. 15 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:47,159 I still don't know how I developed a big mouth. 16 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:49,759 I don't know whether I was curious 17 00:00:50,799 --> 00:00:54,119 or maybe I just wanted to distract people from how I looked. 18 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,200 School didn't make it easier. 19 00:00:58,240 --> 00:00:59,240 I was big. 20 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:03,520 But kids don't need to be bigger than you to bully you. 21 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,400 And that was Lindi. 22 00:01:05,439 --> 00:01:07,519 Geez, she gave me hell. 23 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:09,640 (Buyi speaking Zulu) 24 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:12,200 - Ah, I don't play with, ah fatties. 25 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:14,799 (Buyi speaking Zulu) 26 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:15,799 We're not dumb. 27 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:17,719 - Then what do cows drink a milk? 28 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:19,280 - Uh, milk. 29 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:20,640 - Water, dummy. 30 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:23,560 - You're saying that because you look like a cow. 31 00:01:23,599 --> 00:01:26,719 - Surprisingly Lindi and I became very good friends. 32 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:29,040 She grew up to be the sexy bombshell. 33 00:01:29,079 --> 00:01:32,280 - Hi sir, oh, I just love your voice, 34 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:35,319 speaking to Lindi from H&H insurance. 35 00:01:35,359 --> 00:01:38,159 And I'm sure you know what I'm about to say. 36 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,640 Can you just sign up for a policy? 37 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,400 Make my day. 38 00:01:42,439 --> 00:01:47,079 - And as for me, job's like this, perfect. 39 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:49,359 Only my voice is needed. 40 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:53,040 - Ouch, careful, I'm wearing contact lenses, man. 41 00:01:53,079 --> 00:01:54,519 Jisses. - I'm sorry. 42 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:56,456 - [Actress] And I don't like this pink eye shadow 43 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,816 that you put on, you see it's making my eyes look all puffy. 44 00:01:58,840 --> 00:01:59,760 (phone ringing) 45 00:01:59,799 --> 00:02:01,200 How's Los Angeles? 46 00:02:01,239 --> 00:02:02,640 No, I'm on set and... 47 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:04,599 - Breathe Buyi, breathe. 48 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,159 (actress speaking Zulu) 49 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:07,480 Breathe in, breathe out. 50 00:02:07,519 --> 00:02:09,199 - [Actress] Who are you dating now? 51 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:12,759 - Breathe out the negative, breathe in the positive. 52 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,960 (phone thuds) (glass breaks) 53 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,680 Never to work as a makeup artist ever again. 54 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:20,159 But as my luck will have it, 55 00:02:20,199 --> 00:02:23,360 I had this wonderful opportunity to do what I love. 56 00:02:24,479 --> 00:02:27,439 I know, there's always an upside. 57 00:02:27,479 --> 00:02:28,560 They don't talk back. 58 00:02:29,439 --> 00:02:31,120 No complaints (chuckles). 59 00:02:31,159 --> 00:02:34,240 - Thank you so much boo, (smacks lips) love you. 60 00:02:38,439 --> 00:02:41,560 (woman speaking Zulu) 61 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:49,479 - But gluten-free base ne. 62 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,415 - Okay, are we tryna watch our weight (speaks Zulu) 63 00:02:51,439 --> 00:02:52,599 - Ha, always. 64 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:53,439 - Is it? 65 00:02:53,479 --> 00:02:55,360 - Not me. - Not you? 66 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,719 - No. (Buyi speaking Zulu) 67 00:02:57,759 --> 00:02:58,599 Meat-lovers. 68 00:02:58,639 --> 00:02:59,479 - Okay. 69 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,439 - With extra pepperoni. - Extra. 70 00:03:01,479 --> 00:03:02,280 - Ham. - Yebo. 71 00:03:02,319 --> 00:03:03,199 - Bacon. - Bacon. 72 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:04,840 - [Buyi] Mushroom. - Mushroom. 73 00:03:04,879 --> 00:03:06,400 - [Buyi] 'Kay wait for it. 74 00:03:06,439 --> 00:03:07,840 (speaking Zulu) 75 00:03:07,879 --> 00:03:09,479 - Cheese. (women laugh) 76 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:12,680 (woman speaking Zulu) 77 00:03:12,719 --> 00:03:15,800 The dick that you've known for three week, really? 78 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:17,240 (clicks tongue) 79 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,776 You're gonna have to hook me up with your rugby friends, 80 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,560 at this rate, I'm very desperate. 81 00:03:21,599 --> 00:03:24,319 (speaking Zulu) 82 00:03:26,719 --> 00:03:28,800 Joh, I don't know how people kiss that mess. 83 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:31,840 (speaking Zulu) (woman laughs) 84 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,560 (alarm clock ringing) 85 00:03:33,599 --> 00:03:36,599 (soft upbeat music) 86 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,319 (phone ringing) 87 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:44,360 Hello? 88 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:48,759 Yes, Mr. Yang, 89 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:51,159 (Buyi sighs) 90 00:03:51,199 --> 00:03:52,840 I was on my way home. 91 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:56,520 Okay. 92 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:58,400 Okay, cool. 93 00:04:02,439 --> 00:04:03,800 Oh, good day Mr. Yang. 94 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:06,199 I told you a long time ago about my sisters wedding. 95 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:08,159 - [Yang] Just work and don't complain. 96 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:12,680 - Don't come back or don't complain, eish. 97 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:15,639 (suitcase rattles) 98 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:20,399 Fuck. 99 00:04:20,439 --> 00:04:23,639 (upbeat African music) 100 00:04:51,399 --> 00:04:54,439 (Buyi speaking Zulu) 101 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:03,480 Okay. 102 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:08,480 (Buyi speaking Zulu) 103 00:05:14,399 --> 00:05:17,399 (taxi driver speaking Zulu) 104 00:05:17,439 --> 00:05:19,759 (tire pops) 105 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:25,519 (Buyi speaks Zulu) 106 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:26,560 Fuck. 107 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:29,720 Fuck. 108 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:39,439 Lift! 109 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:48,839 (speaking in Zulu) 110 00:06:04,639 --> 00:06:07,600 (speaking in Zulu) 111 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:38,600 Shit. 112 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,759 An average person can survive 40 days without food, 113 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,519 and three days without water. 114 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:48,439 Phew, let's see if I can survive three minutes. 115 00:06:56,839 --> 00:06:58,360 Okay, one minute. 116 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:09,560 Boetie. 117 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:20,240 Boetie (Buyi speaks in Zulu) 118 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:23,279 (taxi driver speaks in Zulu) 119 00:07:23,319 --> 00:07:27,399 (conversation in Zulu continues) 120 00:08:07,079 --> 00:08:10,279 (upbeat African music) 121 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:30,800 - Buyi Dube 122 00:08:30,839 --> 00:08:34,320 (Dudu speaking in Zulu) 123 00:08:37,519 --> 00:08:40,159 (Buyi speaks in Zulu) 124 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:43,440 (mother speaks in Zulu) 125 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:50,799 (father speaks in Zulu) 126 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:54,279 (Buyi speaking in Zulu) 127 00:08:57,399 --> 00:09:00,519 (Dudu speaks in Zulu) 128 00:09:14,799 --> 00:09:16,320 (Buyi speaks in Zulu) 129 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:19,759 (mother speaks in Zulu) 130 00:09:19,799 --> 00:09:23,240 (father speaks in Zulu) 131 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:31,480 (Buyi speaks in Zulu) 132 00:09:31,519 --> 00:09:34,720 (upbeat African music) 133 00:09:43,879 --> 00:09:47,480 Okay, what is marriage? 134 00:09:47,519 --> 00:09:52,320 If not two people in love, coming together to get married. 135 00:09:53,679 --> 00:09:54,480 What is marriage? 136 00:09:54,519 --> 00:09:57,720 Is marriage the same as wedding? 137 00:09:57,759 --> 00:10:01,120 (upbeat African music) 138 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,200 (record skips) 139 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:10,360 (upbeat Indian music) 140 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:19,240 Okay, what is love? 141 00:10:19,279 --> 00:10:21,399 What is, what is love? 142 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:24,039 Love is when two people come together. 143 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:29,679 Love is when two people are serious about each other, 144 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:33,360 they tell the government about it, (laughs) no. 145 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:36,519 (upbeat Indian music) 146 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:44,440 And weddings are such great 147 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,279 ceremonies, 'cause there's lovely food. 148 00:10:49,159 --> 00:10:52,240 So, it was really love at first sight. 149 00:10:53,879 --> 00:10:56,639 Do we believe in love at first sight? 150 00:10:56,679 --> 00:10:59,120 Of course not, this is a scam. 151 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,576 A government system to make you pay for something 152 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,519 that you can get for free. 153 00:11:02,559 --> 00:11:03,799 Look at this place. 154 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:05,799 Love, love, love, I'm in love. 155 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:07,840 Do you think love paid for all of this? 156 00:11:08,759 --> 00:11:11,120 - [Greg] Buyi Lolwasi Dube. 157 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,200 - Greg. 158 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,279 (children screaming) 159 00:11:23,279 --> 00:11:26,440 (soft romantic music) 160 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:41,840 Greg. 161 00:11:42,639 --> 00:11:44,320 - Buyi Lolwasi Dube. 162 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:46,840 - Wow. 163 00:11:46,879 --> 00:11:48,679 - Yeah. - Wow, kunjani? 164 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,799 (Greg speaking in Zulu) 165 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:55,120 - You've grown, - Grown a beard, yeah I know. 166 00:11:55,159 --> 00:11:56,639 - Yeah. - Yeah. 167 00:11:56,679 --> 00:11:57,600 - Tattoos. 168 00:11:57,639 --> 00:11:58,600 - Oh, yeah, yeah. 169 00:11:58,639 --> 00:12:00,200 (Buyi speaking in Zulu) 170 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,480 - Not enough, not enough. 171 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:04,360 - Okay. 172 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,720 - Look at you though, still as beautiful as ever. 173 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:12,279 - Listen, I'll talk to you later. 174 00:12:16,759 --> 00:12:18,600 - Are you doing a speech? 175 00:12:18,639 --> 00:12:19,639 - Mhm. 176 00:12:22,639 --> 00:12:24,279 - Even worse, I'm an MC. 177 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:29,480 - Joh, if you're MC'ing don't you think you should 178 00:12:29,519 --> 00:12:32,240 maybe slow down on the drinks? 179 00:12:32,279 --> 00:12:34,159 - No, nerves. 180 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:36,720 Oh. 181 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:49,679 (father speaking in Zulu) 182 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,720 (Buyi speaking in Zulu) 183 00:12:52,759 --> 00:12:53,600 - Hi, Mrs. Kahn. 184 00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:54,799 - Let's have our glasses, 185 00:12:55,879 --> 00:12:58,240 it is every daddy's dream to see 186 00:12:58,279 --> 00:12:59,200 a daughter getting married, 187 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:02,039 especially to a man like Arjun. 188 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,360 - Here, here. 189 00:13:04,399 --> 00:13:05,759 (glasses clinking) 190 00:13:05,799 --> 00:13:06,799 - To Arjun. 191 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:10,399 (auntie speaking in Zulu) 192 00:13:13,879 --> 00:13:17,320 (mother speaks in Zulu) 193 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,679 (Buyi clears throat) (Buyi burps) 194 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,840 - [Buyi] Sanbona, 195 00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:34,679 excuse me. 196 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,159 Good day, good evening. 197 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:41,039 To the in-laws, Namaste. 198 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:45,399 This is my in-law family, 199 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:46,600 the Kahn family. 200 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:48,519 (indistinct) my girl. 201 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,799 This is our in-law family. 202 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,720 (Buyi clears her throat) 203 00:13:53,759 --> 00:13:58,759 I hope and I was praying that's Mrs. Kahn has another son, 204 00:13:59,879 --> 00:14:01,600 'cause Auntie's crying here. 205 00:14:01,639 --> 00:14:02,639 (Buyi laughs) 206 00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:04,799 Auntie wants someone to lobola me so, 207 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,480 if you want a deal (clicks tongue) you can e-wallet. 208 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,120 (wedding party laughs) 209 00:14:10,159 --> 00:14:12,399 I'm not that bad ne, (laughter) 210 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:15,600 and don't know either, wants lobola for herself, 211 00:14:15,639 --> 00:14:17,399 or rent money (Buyi laughs). 212 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,279 Okay, in Zulu, (speaks Zulu). 213 00:14:20,799 --> 00:14:23,440 (Buyi laughs) direct translation, what good babies. 214 00:14:24,279 --> 00:14:26,399 (laughter) 215 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:27,440 I'm Buyi Dube, 216 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:31,080 I'm older sister to Dudu. 217 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,519 She looks very matured. 218 00:14:33,559 --> 00:14:34,759 Everything is together. 219 00:14:34,799 --> 00:14:36,240 I was also surprised. 220 00:14:36,279 --> 00:14:38,320 Ah, 'cause Dudu was very young. 221 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,480 (Buyi speaks Zulu) 222 00:14:40,519 --> 00:14:42,519 The next thing, doo doo, double D. 223 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,639 So now, my sister is also, 224 00:14:49,879 --> 00:14:52,320 you know, zhuzhed up. 225 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,399 A bit of a bling-bling. 226 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:57,480 Is no longer a Zulu now, Zundian. 227 00:14:57,519 --> 00:14:59,519 (laughter) 228 00:14:59,559 --> 00:15:01,840 Okay. 229 00:15:01,879 --> 00:15:05,360 (slow orchestral music) 230 00:15:21,399 --> 00:15:23,799 (guests shouting) 231 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,480 - [Dudu] See what she has done. 232 00:15:32,759 --> 00:15:33,600 (guests shouting) 233 00:15:33,639 --> 00:15:34,759 - [Guest] Oh my goodness. 234 00:15:34,799 --> 00:15:37,480 (Greg clapping) 235 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:42,039 (father speaking in Zulu) 236 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:49,840 (Buyi speaks in Zulu) 237 00:15:50,679 --> 00:15:53,639 - Sorry sir, I can take her. 238 00:15:53,679 --> 00:15:55,200 I'll take care of her. 239 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,399 (father speaking in Zulu) 240 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,440 (Buyi speaking in Zulu) 241 00:15:58,480 --> 00:15:59,320 (father speaking in Zulu) 242 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:00,399 No problem, sir, will do. 243 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:01,639 Ah, easy, easy. 244 00:16:04,799 --> 00:16:06,639 - Fell on my sisters cake. 245 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,360 I hope you don't want to fall on my cake. 246 00:16:11,399 --> 00:16:13,799 - Don't worry, I'll take care of you. 247 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,840 (Buyi speaks Zulu) I'll take good care of you. 248 00:16:18,399 --> 00:16:19,399 Easy, easy. 249 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,200 No, no, no, no, on the bed, on the bed. 250 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,600 Yeah, there we go. 251 00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:31,240 Ah huh, it's better on the bed. 252 00:16:31,279 --> 00:16:32,279 There we go. 253 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,159 Okay, upsy daisy. 254 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,440 Yep, those are the stairs. 255 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,600 There's your bed right there. 256 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:44,440 Get your shoes. 257 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:53,799 ♪ Some people like baby you and me ♪ 258 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:59,080 ♪ Did you ever think we'd be good together ♪ 259 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,159 ♪ It's only you ♪ 260 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:03,440 ♪ I know that you were made for me. ♪ 261 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,519 - Try beating us now, cow. 262 00:17:09,799 --> 00:17:11,400 - [Young Greg] Stop, leave her alone. 263 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:12,856 - [Young boy] Look, Eggy Greggy has come 264 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:14,480 to rescue his girlfriend. 265 00:17:14,519 --> 00:17:15,480 (children laugh) 266 00:17:15,519 --> 00:17:18,160 - I am not, his girlfriend. 267 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,799 - [Lindi] Buyi and Greg, sitting in a tree (laughs). 268 00:17:24,759 --> 00:17:29,680 ♪ Some people know they belong together ♪ 269 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:33,039 ♪ Some people like baby, you and me ♪ 270 00:17:33,079 --> 00:17:34,079 - Sleep it off. 271 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:40,119 ♪ Did you ever think we'd be good together ♪ 272 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,200 ♪ It's only you ♪ 273 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:45,440 ♪ I know that you were made for me ♪ 274 00:17:52,319 --> 00:17:53,319 - Fuck. 275 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,279 (Buyi groans) 276 00:18:02,319 --> 00:18:03,319 Greg? 277 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:06,720 (Buyi knocking) 278 00:18:06,759 --> 00:18:08,319 Greg, Greg. 279 00:18:09,519 --> 00:18:11,599 Haibo, you slept in the car? 280 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,200 - Yeah, it's cozy sometimes. 281 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:17,039 - Mfethu, you should have come and slept with me. 282 00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:19,319 (Buyi speaking in Zulu) 283 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:20,720 - Chivalry is not dead. 284 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,240 (Buyi clicks tongue) (Buyi speaks Zulu) 285 00:18:24,279 --> 00:18:25,559 - Come. 286 00:18:25,599 --> 00:18:27,680 - Where? - Let's go. 287 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,640 (Buyi speaks Zulu) 288 00:18:32,119 --> 00:18:33,799 - I haven't brushed my teeth or anything. 289 00:18:35,079 --> 00:18:38,039 (car door squeaks) 290 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,480 (car door slams) 291 00:18:42,519 --> 00:18:45,039 - Oh, I'm tired, jisses. 292 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,559 (Buyi speaking in Zulu) 293 00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:56,799 (father speaking Zulu) 294 00:18:56,839 --> 00:18:58,535 - I just came to say thank you for the invitation, 295 00:18:58,559 --> 00:19:00,200 and I'll be on my way. 296 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,680 (mother speaking in Zulu) 297 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:07,119 (Buyi speaking in Zulu) 298 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:10,799 (mother speaking Zulu) 299 00:19:10,839 --> 00:19:14,200 (father speaking Zulu) 300 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,640 (mother speaking Zulu) 301 00:19:33,559 --> 00:19:35,759 - It has to be savored. 302 00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:37,240 Not so Mr. Patel? 303 00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:38,640 - Yes it is, madame. 304 00:19:39,599 --> 00:19:42,200 (Buyi speaking Zulu) 305 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,440 (mother speaking Zulu) 306 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,279 (Buyi speaking Zulu) 307 00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:51,440 (mother speaking Zulu) 308 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,240 (Buyi speaking Zulu) 309 00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:57,480 (mother speaking Zulu) 310 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:08,519 (Buyi speaking Zulu) 311 00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:11,359 - Wow, 312 00:20:12,599 --> 00:20:15,559 our lovely couple of the year. 313 00:20:15,599 --> 00:20:17,640 (lip smacking) 314 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,055 - Mr. Dube, thank you for everything. 315 00:20:19,079 --> 00:20:20,160 - Sure, it's a pleasure. 316 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,839 (indistinct chatter) 317 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:24,759 - [Mother] Oh, please keep looking after my baby like you 318 00:20:24,799 --> 00:20:25,720 - Dudu. - [Mother] Always have. 319 00:20:25,759 --> 00:20:29,039 (Buyi speaks in Zulu) 320 00:20:30,519 --> 00:20:33,799 (Dudu speaking in Zulu) 321 00:20:54,799 --> 00:20:56,759 (Mother speaking in Zulu) 322 00:20:56,799 --> 00:20:57,799 Okay, mama. 323 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,799 - Bye-bye my Zulu Princess. 324 00:21:01,839 --> 00:21:03,039 Bye-bye my son. 325 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:07,359 (Dudu speaking in Zulu) 326 00:21:15,799 --> 00:21:19,359 (father speaking in Zulu) 327 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:26,039 (mother speaking in Zulu) 328 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:41,039 (father speaking in Zulu) 329 00:21:44,759 --> 00:21:48,039 - I let all my children walk their paths with pride, 330 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,640 but we as adults, 331 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:55,599 need to differentiate between floating about 332 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,400 and walking a path. 333 00:21:59,160 --> 00:21:59,880 - Yebo. 334 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:03,440 (mother speaking in Zulu) 335 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,799 - I'm not 40 mom, I'm 38. 336 00:22:09,839 --> 00:22:11,440 - 40. 337 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,480 (soft somber music) 338 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,559 (door bangs shut) 339 00:22:31,599 --> 00:22:35,440 (soft somber music continues) 340 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,160 (Buyi exhales) 341 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:06,640 (mother speaking in Zulu) 342 00:23:40,559 --> 00:23:44,279 (upbeat electro-jazz music) 343 00:23:54,759 --> 00:23:57,559 (scale clatters) 344 00:23:59,119 --> 00:23:59,799 - Fuck. 345 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:00,640 (Lindi laughs) 346 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:04,200 (Lindi speaking in Zulu) 347 00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:14,160 I'm just gonna die old, lonely. 348 00:24:16,519 --> 00:24:17,799 Maybe I should be gay. 349 00:24:17,839 --> 00:24:19,319 - Oh, sure. 350 00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:21,839 (Lindi speaks in Zulu) 351 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,640 All right, obviously not that. 352 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:26,079 - I feel like I don't know whether she's worried about me, 353 00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:27,799 or she hates me. 354 00:24:27,839 --> 00:24:31,519 - (Lindi speaking in Zulu) she loves you. 355 00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:36,519 (speaking in Zulu) Your problem is very simple. 356 00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:37,559 Okay. 357 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,680 (ladies speaking in Zulu). 358 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:50,839 My man market. 359 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:57,079 (Buyi speaks Zulu) 360 00:24:58,799 --> 00:25:00,440 It's my secret recipe. 361 00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:04,680 (Lindi speaking in Zulu) 362 00:25:06,319 --> 00:25:09,039 (Lindi sighs) 363 00:25:09,079 --> 00:25:12,480 (ladies speaking in Zulu) 364 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:17,559 (douche squeaks) 365 00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:18,599 (Lindi laughs) 366 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:23,400 It's for the other hole. (douche squeaks) 367 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,279 (Lindi speaking Zulu) 368 00:25:25,319 --> 00:25:26,279 - Hai, what kind of progress? 369 00:25:26,319 --> 00:25:27,799 (Buyi speaking in Zulu) 370 00:25:27,839 --> 00:25:30,799 - We ordered pizzas and male strippers (laughs). 371 00:25:30,839 --> 00:25:31,640 - Male strippers? 372 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,119 (Buyi speaks in Zulu) 373 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,295 - Do you want something to drink? 374 00:25:35,319 --> 00:25:38,440 (Lindi speaking Zulu) 375 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,119 Is there a difference? 376 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:46,519 - Duh. 377 00:25:46,559 --> 00:25:47,559 - Okay. 378 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:53,240 Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, 379 00:25:53,279 --> 00:25:54,279 excuse me. 380 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,440 Oh, T, T. 381 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,319 (soft house music) 382 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,440 Thank you. 383 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,839 (Buyi yells) 384 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,400 (Buyi gasps) 385 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,319 - I'm Fentse, and you are? 386 00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:23,519 - How'd you do this? 387 00:26:23,559 --> 00:26:25,240 - Se magic. 388 00:26:25,279 --> 00:26:26,599 - Wow. 389 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,799 - You still didn't tell me your name. 390 00:26:28,839 --> 00:26:30,160 - I'm Buyi. 391 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,200 - Buyi, - Yes. 392 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:36,240 (Fentse snarls) (Fentse blows kisses) 393 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,160 - Okay, 394 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:40,880 wow. 395 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,640 (Buyi chuckles) 396 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:52,039 (upbeat African music) 397 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,799 (Buyi chuckles) 398 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:45,640 - Voila. 399 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,839 (Fentse chuckles) (glasses clink) 400 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:52,279 (Fentse slurping milk) 401 00:28:00,759 --> 00:28:04,200 - Ah, one moment. (Fentse slurps) 402 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,680 (Fentse meows) 403 00:28:08,279 --> 00:28:10,279 - I know, weird, but ke. 404 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:18,440 (Buyi groans) (Fentse meows) 405 00:28:21,599 --> 00:28:24,240 (Buyi screams) 406 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,720 (Fentse growls) 407 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:34,720 What are you doing? 408 00:28:34,759 --> 00:28:38,160 - Welcome to the land of milk and honey. 409 00:28:41,839 --> 00:28:43,599 Won't you be my mama kit-kat, 410 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,640 and feed this big kit-kat some milky-milky? 411 00:28:51,359 --> 00:28:54,799 - No, no, no, I think it's, it's late. 412 00:28:54,839 --> 00:28:55,839 I wanna go. 413 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,599 (door locks) (keys jingle) 414 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,240 What are you doing? 415 00:29:08,519 --> 00:29:09,400 (Fentse meows) 416 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,359 I can just see the headline, 417 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,839 "Horny Woman, Killed by a Horny Serial Killer 418 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,400 in a Cat Pajamas" 419 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,640 (Fentse growls) 420 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,200 (Fentse screams) 421 00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:43,799 (Fentse coughs) 422 00:29:43,839 --> 00:29:46,519 (Fentse groans) 423 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,119 (door squeaks) 424 00:30:08,079 --> 00:30:10,440 (door thuds) 425 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:16,200 - [Instructor] Ladies, right leg up, left leg back. 426 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:19,720 One, two, three, four, 427 00:30:19,759 --> 00:30:22,359 five, six, faster. 428 00:30:23,799 --> 00:30:24,799 (Instructor exhales) 429 00:30:24,839 --> 00:30:27,400 Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster. 430 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,759 (Lindi speaking in Zulu) 431 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,079 - Big kit-kat. 432 00:30:33,119 --> 00:30:36,400 (Buyi speaking in Zulu) 433 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:45,240 - It's proper witchcraft. (Lindi laughs) 434 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:49,279 (Instructor speaking Zulu) 435 00:30:49,319 --> 00:30:53,559 (whistle squeals) - Change. 436 00:30:53,599 --> 00:30:56,720 (Lindi speaking Zulu) 437 00:30:57,839 --> 00:31:00,640 (woman wailing) 438 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:04,119 - My sister's body, has been vandalized. 439 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,480 - Vandalized? 440 00:31:07,519 --> 00:31:10,400 (woman wailing) (Yang speaking Chinese) 441 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,519 - She's talking about this. 442 00:31:12,559 --> 00:31:13,720 (woman weeping) 443 00:31:13,759 --> 00:31:17,160 - What on earth is this on her left eye? 444 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,416 - You know, I thought I was going to make it 445 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,640 so that it can represent pain. 446 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,480 I thought it was poetic. (woman sobs) 447 00:31:23,519 --> 00:31:26,160 - Are you stupid or something? 448 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,359 Gangsters do that when they've killed someone. 449 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:31,119 - [Buyi] No, look this one is on the right. 450 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,319 It's not on the left, that one is for criminals. 451 00:31:33,359 --> 00:31:35,359 Like when you're piercing for men. 452 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,759 Left is gay, right is straight. 453 00:31:37,799 --> 00:31:39,559 - [Woman] I want my money back. 454 00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:42,559 - No, no, no, no, come back. 455 00:31:42,599 --> 00:31:43,720 Wait, come back. 456 00:31:43,759 --> 00:31:45,640 - I can use my make up to fix it. 457 00:31:49,359 --> 00:31:52,079 - Ai, Buyi, I told you million times. 458 00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:54,279 Between neck and belly button fair play, 459 00:31:54,319 --> 00:31:55,359 no problem. 460 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:59,039 But face loose business. (Yang sighs) 461 00:32:00,759 --> 00:32:03,480 - Hey, they told me I could find you here. 462 00:32:03,519 --> 00:32:04,680 - Hi. 463 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,279 - What was that about? 464 00:32:06,319 --> 00:32:10,079 - Eish, you know, bad day at the office. 465 00:32:10,119 --> 00:32:11,599 - Hm. - Some drama. 466 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:12,799 - Yeah? - How are you? 467 00:32:12,839 --> 00:32:14,095 - I'm good. - When did you get in? 468 00:32:14,119 --> 00:32:15,119 - Today. - Oh. 469 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,160 - You're the first person I came to see. 470 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,559 - Nice. - Yeah. 471 00:32:18,599 --> 00:32:19,880 (Buyi sighs) 472 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:23,519 So, the two of you look like you need a stiff drink. 473 00:32:23,559 --> 00:32:24,775 - Tell me about it, I need one. 474 00:32:24,799 --> 00:32:26,039 - Yeah? 475 00:32:26,079 --> 00:32:28,480 - Let me just get my bag here. 476 00:32:30,319 --> 00:32:33,640 - Yo, where's that hot sizzling friend of yours, man? 477 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:34,799 (Buyi laughs) 478 00:32:34,839 --> 00:32:36,799 - Well, you know she's coming now actually. 479 00:32:36,839 --> 00:32:37,839 - Tell me. - Mm. 480 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,200 - Is she seeing anyone? 481 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:42,720 - Togs, not the easy one, that one. 482 00:32:42,759 --> 00:32:45,200 - Oh, don't worry about that, know I got this. 483 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,519 I got this, girl. 484 00:32:46,559 --> 00:32:48,039 I got this. 485 00:32:48,079 --> 00:32:49,039 - [Lindi] Tjommie, tjommie, tjommie, 486 00:32:49,079 --> 00:32:50,279 tjommie, tjommie, tjommie. 487 00:32:50,319 --> 00:32:51,799 You owe me big time. 488 00:32:51,839 --> 00:32:55,759 Like I literally had to put my fat sexy ass on the line. 489 00:32:55,799 --> 00:32:56,839 (Buyi speaks Zulu) 490 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,640 He couldn't believe that you were sick. 491 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:04,599 (Lindi stifles a laugh) 492 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:05,519 Handbag. 493 00:33:05,559 --> 00:33:06,920 - Stop, leave her alone. 494 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:10,640 - [Young Lindi] Oh look, you dropped your handbag, cow. 495 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:11,920 (young Lindi laughs) 496 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,279 - [Lindi] Isn't he your handbag from high school? 497 00:33:14,319 --> 00:33:15,480 (Lindi laughs) 498 00:33:15,519 --> 00:33:16,815 - The names Greg, hi Lindi, kunjani? 499 00:33:16,839 --> 00:33:21,079 - Of course, Greg the Handbag. 500 00:33:21,119 --> 00:33:23,640 (Lindi laughs) 501 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,200 (Lindi speaking Zulu) 502 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,720 - Sorry, hey Lindi. (Lindi laughs) 503 00:33:29,759 --> 00:33:32,319 (phone ringing) 504 00:33:32,359 --> 00:33:33,640 - Hey, bebe. 505 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:36,200 - Anybody ever tell you look good when you walk away? 506 00:33:38,839 --> 00:33:42,200 - Sorry Greg, eish, you know Lindi. 507 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,480 - You look as beautiful as the day I met you. 508 00:33:49,359 --> 00:33:51,799 - What do you want in Jozi? 509 00:33:51,839 --> 00:33:55,599 - Besides you, I've started a management company 510 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:56,720 for stand-up comedians. 511 00:33:56,759 --> 00:33:57,599 - Really? 512 00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:58,440 - Yeah. 513 00:33:58,480 --> 00:33:59,640 - Don't lie! - Yeah. 514 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:00,775 - Do you know Gututogs is starting 515 00:34:00,799 --> 00:34:01,815 a comedy thing here right? 516 00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:03,400 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, he told me. 517 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,559 - [Buyi] So, who are you managing? 518 00:34:05,599 --> 00:34:07,799 - Well, I've got a couple of young guys, 519 00:34:07,839 --> 00:34:09,159 on the list you know, 520 00:34:09,199 --> 00:34:11,519 the up-and-comings, underground new comics and stuff. 521 00:34:11,559 --> 00:34:14,239 But what I really need, is you. 522 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,239 Yeah. - Need me? 523 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,079 (Buyi speaks Zulu) 524 00:34:17,119 --> 00:34:18,519 - Yeah, I'm very serious. 525 00:34:18,559 --> 00:34:23,480 I even spoke to Togs, I've confirmed you for the line up, 526 00:34:23,519 --> 00:34:25,840 on the opening day of the Comedy Fest. 527 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,039 - No, I couldn't do that. 528 00:34:29,079 --> 00:34:29,800 - Why not? 529 00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,400 - I'm not funny. 530 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,519 I'm not funny. 531 00:34:32,559 --> 00:34:35,559 I might be inappropriate, yes, maybe. 532 00:34:35,599 --> 00:34:36,615 - [Greg] No. - But I'm not funny. 533 00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:39,039 - Inappropriate, real, 534 00:34:39,079 --> 00:34:40,599 real is funny. 535 00:34:40,639 --> 00:34:42,119 People love real. 536 00:34:42,159 --> 00:34:44,519 - Uh, like my family loved that I puked 537 00:34:44,559 --> 00:34:46,480 at my sisters wedding? 538 00:34:46,519 --> 00:34:47,400 Funny? 539 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,159 - That was funny. 540 00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:50,599 - Now, you are funny. 541 00:34:50,639 --> 00:34:52,280 Just drink your beer. 542 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,840 - I don't know why you don't see, what I see in you. 543 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,119 (clicks tongue) I see so much. 544 00:34:58,159 --> 00:34:59,159 I wanna sign you. 545 00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:02,760 - Thank you, but I'm not doing stand-up. 546 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,400 Cheers to you. 547 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:05,440 - Cheers. 548 00:35:11,119 --> 00:35:12,760 - Oh, man-market number two. 549 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:13,880 - Here? 550 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:15,336 What about Builder's Warehouse and bars? 551 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,199 - Ha, foreigners, big ones. 552 00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:18,880 - Sjoe. 553 00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:20,639 (congregation praising) 554 00:35:20,679 --> 00:35:24,440 - [Pastor] God is here. - Amen. (indistinct cheering) 555 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:25,520 - My brothers, my sisters. 556 00:35:25,559 --> 00:35:26,599 Give unto the lord. 557 00:35:26,639 --> 00:35:29,800 (congregation praising) 558 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:31,400 (Lindi speaking Zulu) 559 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,760 Yes, jump, jump, jump, jump. 560 00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:37,519 (speaking in tongues) 561 00:35:37,559 --> 00:35:39,800 - Oh, profess I baba. 562 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:42,599 (speaking in tongues) 563 00:35:42,639 --> 00:35:44,400 - Yes, take him, bring him up, bring him up. 564 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,599 (indistinct shouting) 565 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,360 Yes, we need to give now. 566 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:03,800 - Yes! 567 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,719 Profess I, baba! 568 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:10,079 - Give unto the lord, for the lord loves you. 569 00:36:10,119 --> 00:36:11,119 - Let's get baskets. 570 00:36:11,159 --> 00:36:11,800 - Huh? 571 00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:14,199 (Lindi speaking Zulu) 572 00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:17,480 (indistinct shouting) 573 00:36:17,519 --> 00:36:18,960 - [Greg] Togs. - Yeah. 574 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,256 (indistinct) all she needs is one chance baba, one chance. 575 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,719 Every one needs one chance. 576 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,639 Imagine if, Nelson Mandela wasn't given one chance. 577 00:36:25,679 --> 00:36:27,679 He'd still be breaking rocks on an island, 578 00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:29,159 like a capetonian gangster. 579 00:36:29,199 --> 00:36:29,840 Just breaking rocks. 580 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,239 - Yeah, yeah I get that. 581 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,559 I like Buyi too, man. 582 00:36:32,599 --> 00:36:34,760 But fuck, I'm talking about top notch stuff here. 583 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,320 She can come, the second one or the third one, 584 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,079 but not now, not now Greg. 585 00:36:39,119 --> 00:36:41,400 - No man, no, you're not thinking. 586 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,519 - Greg, Greg, it's not happening buddy. 587 00:36:44,559 --> 00:36:46,719 Which part of no, do you not understand? 588 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,679 Is it the n, or the o? 589 00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:52,199 I'm not fuckin' have Buyi here, bottom-line. 590 00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,119 That's it, askies mfani. 591 00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,639 - I understand no perfectly. 592 00:36:57,679 --> 00:36:59,639 (indistinct cheering) (Lindi speaking Zulu) 593 00:36:59,679 --> 00:37:02,800 - Hai, this thing is very funny mfethu. 594 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:06,239 (ladies speaking Zulu) 595 00:37:21,159 --> 00:37:24,199 - He's waiting for a huge miracle. 596 00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:27,639 (Lindi continues in Zulu) 597 00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:37,239 Thank you. 598 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,480 (Lindi speaks in Zulu) 599 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:08,440 Jackpot. (Buyi giggles) 600 00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:15,440 (Lindi speaks in Zulu) 601 00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:18,719 Oh, brother. 602 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,079 - Are you enjoying the chicken? 603 00:38:25,079 --> 00:38:29,199 - Ah, I was just sampling but it looks good. 604 00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:31,159 - Do you mind if I join? 605 00:38:31,199 --> 00:38:34,119 - Oh no, you can go ahead. 606 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:41,760 Greg. - Hey. 607 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,360 - Oh, I didn't know you were outside. 608 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,320 (Buyi speaks in Zulu) 609 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,079 - Ah, no it's fine, let's go. 610 00:38:47,119 --> 00:38:50,159 - Ah, I've got plans for tonight. 611 00:38:52,199 --> 00:38:52,840 - What kind of plans? 612 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,039 Like a date? 613 00:38:55,079 --> 00:38:58,239 - [Buyi] Yeah, this Nigerian guy from church. 614 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:01,519 - Didn't know you go to church. 615 00:39:01,559 --> 00:39:03,199 - [Buyi] Oh, I do go to church. 616 00:39:06,199 --> 00:39:08,559 - Have you given any thought to what we spoke about? 617 00:39:08,599 --> 00:39:11,400 - Yeah, oh, that's him. 618 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:12,440 I have to go, 619 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:16,280 later. 620 00:39:19,119 --> 00:39:24,119 Hello. (Buyi laughs) 621 00:39:26,199 --> 00:39:27,199 How are you? 622 00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:29,239 I'm good. 623 00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:34,719 - I'll, I'll, 624 00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:37,199 call you. 625 00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:40,280 (soft African music) 626 00:39:47,599 --> 00:39:48,679 (car door thuds) 627 00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:52,400 (car motor whining) 628 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,280 (car door clicks) 629 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:02,400 - Shit. 630 00:40:05,079 --> 00:40:07,639 (luggage thuds) 631 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:12,840 - Babe? 632 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,239 (gate rattles) 633 00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,679 (Buyi groans) 634 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:26,840 - And that? 635 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,519 What's with the cushion? 636 00:40:28,559 --> 00:40:30,440 - Ah, too soon, too sensitive. 637 00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:32,480 - Was it him? 638 00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:34,800 What's that about. 639 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:35,840 - Don't ask 640 00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,760 - Did he? 641 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,679 - Oh, come on. - Okay. 642 00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:42,655 - Thank you ladies and gentlemen, my name is Odisi, 643 00:40:42,679 --> 00:40:43,679 you've been wonderful. 644 00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:46,719 (audience applauds) 645 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,320 - Yeah, one more time for Odisi. 646 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:52,599 Oh, that was very nice. 647 00:40:52,639 --> 00:40:54,199 For those of you who just got here. 648 00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:58,039 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Chizas Comedy Festival. 649 00:40:58,079 --> 00:41:00,199 Now, without wasting anymore time, 650 00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:02,280 let's make some noise. 651 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,519 (Buyi speaking in Zulu) 652 00:41:04,559 --> 00:41:05,360 (audience chatting for Buyi) 653 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,639 - Come on Buyi. 654 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:09,639 - Come on, girl. 655 00:41:09,679 --> 00:41:13,440 (audience chanting for Buyi) 656 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,199 (tray crashes) 657 00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:20,280 Hey, okay. 658 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,239 (audience boos) 659 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,480 Another one bites the dust. 660 00:41:24,519 --> 00:41:27,199 Hey, this comedy thing is very difficult hey. 661 00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:28,239 (audience laughs) 662 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,840 You die even before you get on stage. 663 00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:33,320 But don't be alarmed, don't be alarmed. 664 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,199 We've got a couple of great acts. 665 00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,039 - [Instructor] Stomach on the ball. 666 00:41:45,159 --> 00:41:49,039 Buyi, concentrate. 667 00:41:49,079 --> 00:41:50,400 Lindi, drop your phone. 668 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,440 Flex on the ball. 669 00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:56,320 (Lindi sighs) (Lindi speaking Zulu) 670 00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:00,320 - I'm talking about Greg. 671 00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:03,400 - Mm, but he's trying to hook you up tjommie. 672 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,360 - No, I'm tired of people trying to fix my life. 673 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:07,695 As if there's something wrong with my life. 674 00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:08,856 There's nothing wrong with me. 675 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:12,440 (Lindi speaking in Zulu) 676 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:15,599 - Are two different things. 677 00:42:15,639 --> 00:42:19,039 Apa, you have two jobs, trying to find a man. 678 00:42:19,079 --> 00:42:20,135 - If I wanted to be a comedian, 679 00:42:20,159 --> 00:42:21,679 I would have been a comedian by now. 680 00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:24,639 Some more advice to you, just squat. 681 00:42:39,559 --> 00:42:40,559 (Lindi speaking in Zulu) 682 00:42:40,599 --> 00:42:42,519 Come on, you can do it. 683 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,679 (Lindi speaking in Zulu) 684 00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:49,360 - Definitely, we're getting our land back 685 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,239 they stole from our ancestors. 686 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,039 - Yes. - #bringbackourland. 687 00:42:53,079 --> 00:42:54,840 - [Teacher] Ladies. - Hey. 688 00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:56,440 - Are your husbands joining us today? 689 00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:57,599 - Oh, no we're single moms. 690 00:42:57,639 --> 00:42:59,400 Like mommies and daddies, that's us. 691 00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:00,400 - Oh well, welcome. 692 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:01,280 - Thank you. 693 00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,119 - So, which child is yours? 694 00:43:03,159 --> 00:43:04,159 - Um, Leanna. 695 00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,336 - I'm pretty sure I met Leanna's mother last week. 696 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,199 - The other Leanna. 697 00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:10,535 - Well, welcome to the both of you. 698 00:43:10,559 --> 00:43:11,360 - Thank you. 699 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:12,199 - And you ma'am? 700 00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:13,239 - Godfather. 701 00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,400 - [Teacher] Welcome to all you fathers, 702 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,800 step-fathers, grand-fathers. 703 00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,119 Right, so I've prepared a little song for everyone 704 00:43:22,159 --> 00:43:24,760 to remember when tucking your children in at night. 705 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,760 And it goes a little something like this. 706 00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:30,280 ♪ Don't touch me over here ♪ 707 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,800 ♪ Don't touch me over ♪ 708 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,800 ♪ And I think you know the rest ♪ 709 00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:35,320 All right, all together now. 710 00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:39,199 ♪ Don't touch me over here ♪ 711 00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:40,360 ♪ Don't touch me over ♪ 712 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,840 ♪ And I think you know the rest ♪ 713 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,519 - Look at this one. 714 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:48,239 - [Lindi] Never. 715 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,559 Crocs, no wedding ring, tricky. 716 00:43:50,599 --> 00:43:52,559 - [Teacher] They can't stay inside the lines. 717 00:43:52,599 --> 00:43:56,400 For their age, they should be able to color inside lines. 718 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,079 - The other one with the shirt. 719 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,400 - [Lindi] Ha, wife-beater. 720 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:02,760 - How do you know? 721 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:06,400 (Lindi speaking Zulu) 722 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:07,480 I don't see anything. 723 00:44:07,519 --> 00:44:09,239 - Exactly, you don't see anything. 724 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:10,639 Small dick, no self esteem. 725 00:44:12,079 --> 00:44:13,639 (Lindi speaks in Zulu) 726 00:44:13,679 --> 00:44:15,360 For the rest of your life. 727 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:16,816 - [Teacher] Guys, as you can see this beautiful 728 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:18,199 colored in drawings. 729 00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:21,840 - Oh, fuck. 730 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,320 He's fuckin' sexy. 731 00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:27,400 (Lindi whimpers) 732 00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:28,239 Who is he? 733 00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,480 (Lindi laughs) 734 00:44:30,519 --> 00:44:34,159 (ladies speak in Zulu) 735 00:44:34,199 --> 00:44:36,320 - That's Brad, Mr. Right Peters. 736 00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:40,159 (Lindi speaks in Zulu) 737 00:44:40,199 --> 00:44:41,639 He's old news. 738 00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:42,519 - So, can I take? 739 00:44:42,559 --> 00:44:43,559 - Yeah. 740 00:44:45,199 --> 00:44:47,159 - [Teacher] Moving along, if you can just take 741 00:44:47,199 --> 00:44:48,440 one of this. 742 00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,480 I no longer want your child in my class. 743 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,679 - Oh, I hate kids. 744 00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:57,760 I don't like kids. 745 00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,199 Chicken pox, snots and all. 746 00:45:02,599 --> 00:45:03,840 Hmm. 747 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:05,199 Hello, cutie. 748 00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:06,079 - Hi. 749 00:45:06,119 --> 00:45:07,360 - Lovely glasses. 750 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,519 - Thank you. 751 00:45:08,559 --> 00:45:10,280 - Oh, I wish I had those when I was younger. 752 00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:11,719 - Why didn't you get them? 753 00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,639 - I didn't want the forehead and four eyes. 754 00:45:13,679 --> 00:45:16,199 (Buyi laughs) 755 00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:17,800 - Hi. 756 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,199 Oh, is this your daughter? 757 00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:20,079 - Yes. 758 00:45:20,119 --> 00:45:21,400 - Amazing, she's amazing. 759 00:45:22,159 --> 00:45:23,336 - Oh, there you go. - Thank you. 760 00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,599 - I'm, I'm Brad Peters. 761 00:45:25,639 --> 00:45:27,039 - Oh, I'm Buyi (laughs). 762 00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:29,519 - She's funny. 763 00:45:29,559 --> 00:45:31,599 - Oh, she likes you. 764 00:45:31,639 --> 00:45:33,400 - I'm good with kids (chuckles). 765 00:45:35,079 --> 00:45:38,239 (soft romantic music) 766 00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,440 (Lindi speaking Zulu) 767 00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:46,320 - Just for you and Brad to just have dinner. 768 00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,480 (Lindi speaks in Zulu) 769 00:45:48,519 --> 00:45:51,599 (indistinct chatter) 770 00:46:03,079 --> 00:46:06,079 - Hello, can I buy you a drink? 771 00:46:06,119 --> 00:46:07,119 - No thanks. 772 00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:10,679 (Lindi speaks in Zulu) if I need one. 773 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,199 (Lindi speaks in Zulu) 774 00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:22,280 I don't want people to think that we're together. 775 00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,239 - But would that be a bad thing, babes? 776 00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:27,280 Listen man, why don't you go on a date with me? 777 00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:30,199 - Oh, no, now you're pushing it. 778 00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:32,800 - Come on, it'll give you a chance to get to know me. 779 00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:34,760 You know, gauge me a bit. 780 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,280 - Gauge my ass. 781 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,559 - Joh, I wish. 782 00:46:38,599 --> 00:46:41,440 And why are you always talking to me in this aggressive, 783 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,199 and abusive language? 784 00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:45,119 Are you scared that people start thinking 785 00:46:45,159 --> 00:46:46,360 that you're falling for me? 786 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:49,559 - Bitch please, I don't fall, I get fallen for. 787 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:53,440 (cellphone rings) 788 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,320 Hey baby, where are you? 789 00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:59,480 (Lindi speaking in Zulu) checking my ass. 790 00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:05,239 Oh, okay. 791 00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:11,119 All right, I'll see you tomorrow then. 792 00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:12,880 Sharp. 793 00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:17,440 - [Togs] You see, he's a fucking idiot. 794 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:20,599 (Lindi speaking in Zulu) 795 00:47:20,639 --> 00:47:25,599 So, you think this date thing is gonna happen? 796 00:47:25,639 --> 00:47:26,639 Just one date. 797 00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:28,840 Just one, ke. 798 00:47:30,039 --> 00:47:32,519 - All I know, is that no one will convince me, 799 00:47:32,559 --> 00:47:34,400 that pigeons are cute. 800 00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:37,320 After seeing those two what, legless pigeons 801 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,599 fighting over a drumstick. 802 00:47:38,639 --> 00:47:41,039 (laughter) 803 00:47:43,679 --> 00:47:45,679 You must think I'm crazy. 804 00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:47,639 - I think your coo-coo. 805 00:47:52,159 --> 00:47:53,480 That's funny. 806 00:47:53,519 --> 00:47:55,719 - No, it's not funny. - [Brad] You see what I did, 807 00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,840 I said you're coo-coo because you don't like birds. 808 00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:59,119 That is funny. 809 00:47:59,159 --> 00:48:00,639 - That's painful. 810 00:48:00,679 --> 00:48:02,360 - Painfully funny. 811 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,320 - No, stop at comedy, you're lame. 812 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:07,360 - I'm, I'm lame? 813 00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,519 Okay, I'll make a deal with you. 814 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:11,519 I'll stop being lame, 815 00:48:11,559 --> 00:48:13,360 and trying to be funny, 816 00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,079 if you'll sleep with me. 817 00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:21,599 (slow jazz music) 818 00:48:21,639 --> 00:48:24,440 - Hmm, I'm getting the land back. 819 00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:28,360 One round at a time. 820 00:48:29,639 --> 00:48:32,239 (upbeat jazz) 821 00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:40,360 Is this what you want? 822 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,559 - That's exactly what I want. 823 00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:45,400 - But you must know, 824 00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:49,679 once you go fat, you never go back. 825 00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,840 (pot sizzling) 826 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,559 - [Lindi] Tjommie, tjommie, I'm so sorry. 827 00:49:03,599 --> 00:49:04,719 What happened? 828 00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:12,840 - Eish, we were doing it and then he just had a fit. 829 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:15,360 (Buyi speaks in Zulu) 830 00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:16,760 - While you were on top? 831 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,456 - [Mrs. Peters] Excuse me, I'm looking for Brad Peters. 832 00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:19,280 - Who are you? 833 00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:20,280 - I'm his wife. 834 00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:21,599 - Fuck. 835 00:49:21,639 --> 00:49:22,800 Really? 836 00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,119 - I didn't know. 837 00:49:24,159 --> 00:49:25,856 - You just stupid bra. - I'm sorry, I didn't know. 838 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,320 - [Doctor] Are you the one who brought Mr. Peters in? 839 00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:29,495 - No, no, no, I just got a message, 840 00:49:29,519 --> 00:49:31,199 I'm his wife and these are his children. 841 00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:33,280 - Oh, well, he's dead. 842 00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:35,400 (crying) 843 00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:47,199 People die every day. 844 00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:48,239 - [Wife] Excuse me? 845 00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:50,599 - Just saying. 846 00:49:50,639 --> 00:49:52,440 - Shit happens, you know? 847 00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:56,199 - Really? 848 00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:59,360 (Buyi speaks in Zulu) 849 00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:08,480 (Lindi speaks in Zulu) 850 00:50:08,519 --> 00:50:09,679 - I was only trying to help. 851 00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:11,199 - That's where the problem is. 852 00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:13,159 (Buyi speaks in Zulu) 853 00:50:13,199 --> 00:50:14,840 I'm not your charity case. 854 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,719 And don't go around (speaks in Zulu). 855 00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:22,239 (Lindi speaks in Zulu) 856 00:50:39,119 --> 00:50:42,239 (Buyi speaks in Zulu) 857 00:50:43,119 --> 00:50:44,119 - Sherbet. 858 00:50:47,519 --> 00:50:50,239 (police sirens) 859 00:50:53,639 --> 00:50:56,639 (slow somber music) 860 00:51:08,559 --> 00:51:10,800 ♪ Don't you ever miss ♪ 861 00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:15,760 ♪ A single kiss from a lovers lips ♪ 862 00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,719 ♪ Holding you when you dance ♪ 863 00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:22,760 ♪ Then you dance all night ♪ 864 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,199 ♪ Don't you ever miss ♪ 865 00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:29,760 ♪ The morning light through the meadow mist ♪ 866 00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:32,119 ♪ Why do you always feel ♪ 867 00:51:32,159 --> 00:51:37,159 ♪ Like you can't move on ♪ 868 00:51:37,199 --> 00:51:39,199 ♪ Don't you want me now ♪ 869 00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:44,119 ♪ It's not the same old story ♪ 870 00:51:44,159 --> 00:51:46,280 ♪ Don't you worry now ♪ 871 00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:50,119 ♪ It's not the same old song ♪ 872 00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:06,800 (door slams) 873 00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:08,840 Thank you for the lift. 874 00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,800 - You're not going to say anything? 875 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:12,119 - I just did. 876 00:52:12,159 --> 00:52:13,119 - About the club, 877 00:52:13,159 --> 00:52:14,840 you bailed on me, you let me down. 878 00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,239 - [Buyi] You set me up. 879 00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:17,535 - [Greg] You know what, it was one of those experiments 880 00:52:17,559 --> 00:52:20,159 where you know, you throw somebody in the deep end 881 00:52:20,199 --> 00:52:21,800 and you see if they can sink or swim. 882 00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:23,215 You know, one of those kind of things. 883 00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:25,039 - Do I look like I know how to swim? 884 00:52:25,079 --> 00:52:26,440 - You can't swim? 885 00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:27,480 - Fuck off. 886 00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:30,760 - [Greg] Okay, I'm sorry, I was joking okay. 887 00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:32,760 - Well, my life is not a joke. 888 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:33,800 And don't you and Lindi 889 00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,400 have some shit going on in your lives? 890 00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:36,760 Just leave me alone. 891 00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,159 And let me fuck up my own life, 892 00:52:38,199 --> 00:52:39,639 in my own terms. 893 00:52:39,679 --> 00:52:42,079 (water trickling) 894 00:52:42,119 --> 00:52:43,599 I don't need your fucking help. 895 00:52:45,199 --> 00:52:46,119 - Yes, you do. 896 00:52:46,159 --> 00:52:47,199 - No, I don't. 897 00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:49,239 - Yes, you do. 898 00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:50,119 - No, I don't. 899 00:52:50,159 --> 00:52:51,400 - Yes, you do. 900 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:54,199 - No, I don't, and you're starting to piss me off. 901 00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:55,679 - Okay, calm down, relax. 902 00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:58,199 How about we crack open a cold one? 903 00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:00,599 - Huh? - Not a body, a beer. 904 00:53:00,639 --> 00:53:03,239 (Buyi laughs) 905 00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:23,199 So, we got the house all to ourselves. 906 00:53:28,679 --> 00:53:29,679 - Yep. 907 00:53:44,679 --> 00:53:45,679 No. - Yes. 908 00:53:50,559 --> 00:53:51,559 Yes. - No. 909 00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:56,039 (soft romantic music) 910 00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:05,199 Why are you laughing? 911 00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:07,199 - You really (indistinct). 912 00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:08,280 (Greg laughing) 913 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,760 - What? (Greg laughing) 914 00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:13,599 I don't need to do comedy, no uh uh. 915 00:54:13,639 --> 00:54:15,840 All I need is to settle down and find a job. 916 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:18,400 This whole, comedy entertainment business thing. 917 00:54:19,639 --> 00:54:21,519 No, not at my age. 918 00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:26,079 - But wait, comedy has no age though. 919 00:54:26,119 --> 00:54:27,239 You can still do it. 920 00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:29,480 - Hai no. 921 00:54:29,519 --> 00:54:31,400 (Greg chuckles) 922 00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:32,440 - [Lindi] Wow. 923 00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,079 - There you my lady. 924 00:54:39,119 --> 00:54:40,119 - Thank you. 925 00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,039 A little dramatic don't you think? 926 00:54:48,079 --> 00:54:50,280 (Togs chuckles) - I'll tone it down next time. 927 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:52,400 - Oh, you're so ambitious. 928 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:55,400 - Oh well, more like hopeful babes, you know. 929 00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,800 As a business man, I have to be, you know. 930 00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:58,840 So, tell me, 931 00:54:59,639 --> 00:55:02,039 what are your plans, you know? 932 00:55:02,079 --> 00:55:03,119 What do you plan on doing, 933 00:55:03,159 --> 00:55:05,440 I'm sure man, this gig that you have 934 00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,360 there at the call center, 935 00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,840 I'm sure that's not your final destination, right? 936 00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:11,719 - And how do you know that? 937 00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:14,400 - Because I know you love the finer things in life. 938 00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:16,920 (Lindi sighs) 939 00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:17,960 - Cheers. - Cheers. 940 00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:23,119 - Yeah, I would love to go back to school and, 941 00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:26,320 only after I get this (loud crash). 942 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:29,239 - Calm down, calm down, calm down Togs. 943 00:55:30,119 --> 00:55:30,920 Sorry babe? 944 00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:32,679 Okay what, what kind of things? 945 00:55:33,599 --> 00:55:34,839 - Money (Lindi speaks in Zulu). 946 00:55:44,639 --> 00:55:47,119 (loud crash) 947 00:55:49,199 --> 00:55:51,079 - You know, you keep saying that, babes. 948 00:55:51,119 --> 00:55:53,519 Like I woke up and I had all of this. 949 00:55:53,559 --> 00:55:55,440 Can I give you some advice? 950 00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:56,800 - What? 951 00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:58,039 - [Togs] It seems to me like, 952 00:55:58,079 --> 00:56:00,840 you know, you're making excuses. 953 00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:03,639 - I'm not making (loud crash) 954 00:56:05,639 --> 00:56:07,599 any excuses (loud crash) 955 00:56:07,639 --> 00:56:09,719 - [Togs] If I have to say this bullshit, 956 00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:11,119 one more time. 957 00:56:11,159 --> 00:56:12,639 One more fucking time. 958 00:56:14,639 --> 00:56:16,440 Sorry about that babes. 959 00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:20,599 Well, black tax, no money, 960 00:56:20,639 --> 00:56:22,679 sounds like excuses to me. 961 00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:24,519 - But that's my reality. 962 00:56:24,559 --> 00:56:25,840 - I get that babes, but you know, 963 00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,639 you don't wanna wake up one day and realize that 964 00:56:28,679 --> 00:56:31,239 all your good years are behind you. 965 00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:33,239 - Why are you worrying about me? 966 00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:34,480 - If it's money that you want, 967 00:56:34,519 --> 00:56:36,079 I can give you money and you can get... 968 00:56:36,119 --> 00:56:37,280 - I don't want your money. 969 00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:40,639 (Lindi speaking in Zulu) 970 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:46,360 - I'm sorry babe, you know, I don't want us to fight, 971 00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:47,679 not on our first date. 972 00:56:49,639 --> 00:56:50,639 This is for you. 973 00:56:56,559 --> 00:56:57,559 Are you okay? 974 00:56:59,599 --> 00:57:01,079 - This is not going to work. 975 00:57:07,239 --> 00:57:08,239 - Fuck. 976 00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:11,719 - Tjommie, fuck I'm so hungry. 977 00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:20,079 - But it's not a gluten-free. 978 00:57:20,119 --> 00:57:22,599 - Thanks, oh, (Lindi speaks in Zulu), 979 00:57:22,639 --> 00:57:23,760 pizza is life. 980 00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:31,639 (Buyi speaks in Zulu) 981 00:57:34,239 --> 00:57:35,239 - Why? 982 00:57:38,159 --> 00:57:40,320 (Buyi speaks in Zulu) 983 00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:42,559 - It was one of those things, 984 00:57:42,599 --> 00:57:45,079 my mind and my body said yes, at the same time. 985 00:57:45,119 --> 00:57:46,199 (Buyi speaks in Zulu) 986 00:57:46,239 --> 00:57:47,799 - But what I'm saying, (speaks in Zulu). 987 00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:50,320 He's just a dead end. 988 00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:56,800 (phone rings) - I'm fucked. 989 00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:58,400 (Lindi speaks in Zulu) 990 00:57:58,440 --> 00:57:59,440 Dudu? 991 00:58:05,159 --> 00:58:06,159 Dudu. 992 00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:31,440 (elevator bell rings) 993 00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:37,239 (women sobbing) 994 00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:49,719 (mother speaking in Zulu) 995 00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:09,639 - Foot gone, foot gone. 996 00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:29,480 (women sobbing) 997 00:59:36,639 --> 00:59:40,199 (father speaking in Zulu) 998 00:59:51,639 --> 00:59:53,199 - I'm sorry baba. 999 00:59:53,239 --> 00:59:56,519 (father speaks in Zulu) 1000 00:59:57,639 --> 01:00:01,079 (father chuckles) 1001 01:00:01,119 --> 01:00:03,719 - You know, it could have been worse. 1002 01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:04,760 - Hm, yeah. 1003 01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:08,639 - (speaks in Zulu) I don't want you, 1004 01:00:08,679 --> 01:00:13,679 waking up one day, and wondering to yourself, 1005 01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:15,760 as to what happened. 1006 01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:21,280 You know what? 1007 01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:22,440 Just be happy. 1008 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:28,719 - I'm trying (speaks in Zulu), 1009 01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:32,119 even when I try, it's like, 1010 01:00:34,519 --> 01:00:37,199 it's difficult to just know the difference, 1011 01:00:37,239 --> 01:00:40,719 between floating around, walking your path. 1012 01:00:45,159 --> 01:00:48,440 Baba (sniffs), 1013 01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:49,480 baba, 1014 01:00:50,599 --> 01:00:51,599 baba, 1015 01:00:53,679 --> 01:00:56,519 baba, bab, ma! 1016 01:00:56,559 --> 01:00:58,599 Dudu, Ma! 1017 01:00:58,639 --> 01:01:01,119 Baba, baba, 1018 01:01:01,159 --> 01:01:03,119 baba, Dudu! 1019 01:01:03,159 --> 01:01:06,400 Baba, baba, Ma! (father laughs) 1020 01:01:10,559 --> 01:01:14,159 (mother speaking in Zulu) 1021 01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:17,360 (father speaking in Zulu) 1022 01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:19,559 - I still have the third leg. 1023 01:01:19,599 --> 01:01:21,199 - You lost that one long ago. 1024 01:01:21,239 --> 01:01:24,079 (father chuckles) 1025 01:01:28,679 --> 01:01:32,440 (mother speaks in Zulu) 1026 01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:33,480 - Okay, mama. 1027 01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:46,840 - How, Dudu (speaking in Zulu) family picture without me. 1028 01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:50,320 (Dudu speaking in Zulu) 1029 01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:51,615 - I thought maybe that your were going to use 1030 01:01:51,639 --> 01:01:54,239 one of the pictures where I'm in it, you know. 1031 01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:57,239 You're such a wifey. 1032 01:02:01,639 --> 01:02:03,039 - Yes Buyi, I'm such a wifey. 1033 01:02:03,079 --> 01:02:05,039 (Dudu speaking in Zulu) 1034 01:02:05,079 --> 01:02:06,239 - Nothing, I was just saying. 1035 01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:07,816 - You were just saying, (speaks in Zulu), 1036 01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:09,015 you act like you're the only one 1037 01:02:09,039 --> 01:02:10,495 who's still trying to figure themselves out. 1038 01:02:10,519 --> 01:02:12,119 (speaks in Zulu), and I just got married, 1039 01:02:12,159 --> 01:02:15,599 but not even once, (speaks in Zulu), just to check up on me. 1040 01:02:15,639 --> 01:02:17,679 - I'm sorry Dudu. 1041 01:02:17,719 --> 01:02:20,360 (Dudu speaks in Zulu) 1042 01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:22,639 - [Dudu] Who throws up on someones wedding cake though? 1043 01:02:22,679 --> 01:02:24,639 (speaking in Zulu), double D. 1044 01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:27,199 (Buyi speaks in Zulu) 1045 01:02:27,239 --> 01:02:29,119 I thought you forgave me, mfethu. 1046 01:02:29,159 --> 01:02:31,079 I'm sorry, Dudu. 1047 01:02:31,119 --> 01:02:32,800 (Dudu speaks in Zulu) 1048 01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:33,639 - I'm trying though. 1049 01:02:33,679 --> 01:02:36,760 - You keep on trying though. 1050 01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:38,679 That is the problem Buyi. 1051 01:02:38,719 --> 01:02:39,840 You keep on trying, 1052 01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:41,719 but your not getting anywhere with your life. 1053 01:02:43,639 --> 01:02:44,639 - I'm sorry. 1054 01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:48,639 But the dush-dush was real hey. 1055 01:02:48,679 --> 01:02:49,639 (women speaking in Zulu) 1056 01:02:49,679 --> 01:02:52,199 (Buyi laughs) 1057 01:02:52,239 --> 01:02:54,320 I'm joking, come here. 1058 01:02:56,239 --> 01:02:57,400 I'm joking. 1059 01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:58,440 - Okay. 1060 01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:12,440 - So, I heard about your father. 1061 01:03:15,239 --> 01:03:16,239 - Hmm. 1062 01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:24,599 And he's not getting younger hey. 1063 01:03:26,239 --> 01:03:30,280 And now that, his leg has been... 1064 01:03:31,159 --> 01:03:32,360 It's just... 1065 01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:38,199 - Yeah but, at least it's just one leg. 1066 01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:41,559 The only thing he can't do is that Zulu dance. 1067 01:03:41,599 --> 01:03:43,840 - (Buyi laughs) You're crazy. 1068 01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:45,039 - Come here. 1069 01:03:54,159 --> 01:03:55,159 - Thank you. 1070 01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:10,840 - Buyi, what the? 1071 01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:13,559 - That is one angry little Chinese man. 1072 01:04:13,599 --> 01:04:16,440 So much anger in a little small thing like that. 1073 01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:17,760 Hai. - Oh God. 1074 01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:19,760 - How, how do these Chinese come to this country, 1075 01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:21,679 and open up a morgue, hey? 1076 01:04:21,719 --> 01:04:23,199 Those bodies are fong-kong. 1077 01:04:23,239 --> 01:04:24,639 - Shut up. - Fake bodies. 1078 01:04:24,679 --> 01:04:26,199 - Where have you seen a Limpopo man, 1079 01:04:26,239 --> 01:04:27,679 with made in China on his neck? 1080 01:04:28,559 --> 01:04:29,400 Hey? 1081 01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:30,840 - What am I gonna do now? 1082 01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:32,079 - Stand up comedy. 1083 01:04:33,519 --> 01:04:34,639 (clicks tongue) 1084 01:04:34,679 --> 01:04:35,840 - Where's your car? 1085 01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:37,119 - Oh, I, I sold it. 1086 01:04:38,199 --> 01:04:40,400 - Why, do you need the money? 1087 01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:42,159 - No, no, no, no, no, relax. 1088 01:04:42,199 --> 01:04:43,400 Think about it like this, 1089 01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:46,559 I sold it, for an investment into your future. 1090 01:04:46,599 --> 01:04:48,440 - No. - I got you onto the line up, 1091 01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:49,639 at Togs' Comedy Festival. 1092 01:04:49,679 --> 01:04:50,679 - What? - Yeah. 1093 01:04:50,719 --> 01:04:52,679 - Ah, no, I'm not gonna do that. 1094 01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:55,095 (Buyi speaks in Zulu) I'm not going to do it. 1095 01:04:55,119 --> 01:04:56,519 - Yes, you will. 1096 01:04:56,559 --> 01:04:57,639 - I'm not. 1097 01:04:57,679 --> 01:04:59,320 - You, you just been fired from a morgue, 1098 01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:00,719 own that Chinese man. 1099 01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:02,519 I mean come on, what else won't you do? 1100 01:05:02,559 --> 01:05:04,599 - I am not doing it. 1101 01:05:04,639 --> 01:05:08,199 (mother speaking in Zulu) 1102 01:05:14,679 --> 01:05:16,416 - Come on Arjun, I know you're not used to it 1103 01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:17,440 but push harder. 1104 01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:22,239 (mother speaking Zulu) 1105 01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:23,480 - Take him up please. 1106 01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:26,440 Up, use your muscles boetie, up. 1107 01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:31,719 (upbeat African music) 1108 01:05:56,639 --> 01:06:00,719 (Greg singing "Eye of the Tiger") 1109 01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:02,360 - Greg, shut up please. 1110 01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:14,679 - Come back, come back, come back. 1111 01:06:14,719 --> 01:06:15,719 - No. 1112 01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:16,776 - It's gonna be okay, it's gonna be okay. 1113 01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:18,800 Do you need to take a shit? - No. 1114 01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:21,519 - It's not butterflies in your stomach, it's shit. 1115 01:06:21,559 --> 01:06:22,559 - Okay fine. 1116 01:06:25,639 --> 01:06:30,159 - She bends over (wind gust) her ass opens up. 1117 01:06:30,199 --> 01:06:31,400 (audience laughs) 1118 01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:34,400 Like, I forgot that they'd mentioned a vagina, 1119 01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:38,159 all I saw was... (Buyi speaking Zulu) 1120 01:06:38,199 --> 01:06:39,239 - They're right in front. 1121 01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:40,280 - It's a big night. 1122 01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:46,416 - If you go to a party and you're looking for sympathy, 1123 01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:48,800 and you're going "(scoffs) I'm tryna watch my weight guys." 1124 01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:49,856 "Got a problem with my figure." 1125 01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:51,800 "I'm just addicted to those sweets." 1126 01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:53,400 (audience laughs) 1127 01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:55,559 People are like, "Well, fuck you man." 1128 01:06:55,599 --> 01:06:58,079 "Stop eating, as simple as that." 1129 01:06:58,119 --> 01:07:00,239 - Jeez, this guy's killing it, 1130 01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:03,440 it's packed out there. (speaks in Zulu) 1131 01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:06,440 - Don't worry, your gonna kill it. 1132 01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:07,800 (Buyi speaks in Zulu) 1133 01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:11,039 (audience applauds) 1134 01:07:13,119 --> 01:07:15,039 - Ladies and gentlemen, keep the applause going 1135 01:07:15,079 --> 01:07:16,559 for De Jager. 1136 01:07:16,599 --> 01:07:18,360 (audience cheers) 1137 01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:20,159 We're having a good time tonight. 1138 01:07:20,199 --> 01:07:22,119 We're having a good time. 1139 01:07:22,159 --> 01:07:25,719 Now, the next act that I'm gonna bring on. 1140 01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:28,719 She's an underdog, the one who ran away. 1141 01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:29,840 (audience laughs) 1142 01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:33,320 She's new to comedy, but comedy is not... 1143 01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:35,135 - Just remember. - [Togs] Ladies and gentlemen, 1144 01:07:35,159 --> 01:07:36,280 go wild - Destiny. 1145 01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:37,655 - [Togs] Go mad. - Is never denied. 1146 01:07:37,679 --> 01:07:39,239 - [Togs] Please welcome to the stage, 1147 01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:42,719 Buyi "Tell it like it is" Dube. 1148 01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:46,679 (audience cheers and applauds) 1149 01:07:52,239 --> 01:07:54,320 - Ah, ah, oh, this thing's... 1150 01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:55,800 (clears throat) Wow. 1151 01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:58,199 It's, it's difficult to take these things out. 1152 01:07:58,239 --> 01:07:59,199 (Buyi laughs) 1153 01:07:59,239 --> 01:08:01,039 Hi, hi, Sanbonani. 1154 01:08:01,079 --> 01:08:02,119 My name is Buyi, 1155 01:08:02,159 --> 01:08:05,800 and I, I, I'm from KZN. 1156 01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:08,039 And I, I am single, 1157 01:08:09,239 --> 01:08:11,360 I know, it's not a thing, but it's a thing. 1158 01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:13,199 Whenever you meet people, 1159 01:08:13,239 --> 01:08:15,239 and you are single, people go crazy. 1160 01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:16,800 More specially because I'm 38. 1161 01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:18,280 I think they look at me, they're like 1162 01:08:18,319 --> 01:08:21,239 "Ha, wena you are no longer single, your are on standby". 1163 01:08:21,279 --> 01:08:22,520 (audience laughs) 1164 01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:24,415 You must just take whatever that comes your way. 1165 01:08:24,439 --> 01:08:26,239 You'll be okay. 1166 01:08:26,279 --> 01:08:27,856 And I think, I think I have an issue with, 1167 01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:30,279 with everyone else judging people. 1168 01:08:30,319 --> 01:08:33,399 (Buyi speaking Zulu) 1169 01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:34,560 Why people are going crazy? 1170 01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:36,199 You can achieve everything, 1171 01:08:36,239 --> 01:08:37,199 you go home an you're like, 1172 01:08:37,239 --> 01:08:38,319 "Oh, I'm happy mummy." 1173 01:08:38,359 --> 01:08:39,856 "I've got a corner office, I've got this." 1174 01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:42,159 There's this one aunty, "Where is the man?" 1175 01:08:42,199 --> 01:08:44,199 Haibo. (audience laughs) 1176 01:08:44,239 --> 01:08:46,600 What about my achievements here? 1177 01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:50,640 But, I, I, I hate that guys just want one particular girl. 1178 01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:51,800 Just one type. 1179 01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:53,479 Really, one type? 1180 01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:55,119 Like here, in South Africa it's worse. 1181 01:08:55,159 --> 01:08:56,415 Everyone else like yellow bone, yellow bone, 1182 01:08:56,439 --> 01:08:57,319 yellow bones, yellow bones. (Lindi laughs) 1183 01:08:57,359 --> 01:08:58,800 Like jisses. (audience laughs) 1184 01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:00,720 I'm never gonna be yellow, (giggles) 1185 01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:02,800 which is why I had to be bright somewhere, you know, 1186 01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:05,520 'cause... (audience laughs) 1187 01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:06,800 And it's pressure for us, 1188 01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:09,039 I feel like it's (speaks Zulu) big girls, you know. 1189 01:09:09,079 --> 01:09:12,560 And last thing is that winter time, is our time. 1190 01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:14,199 (audience laughs) 1191 01:09:14,239 --> 01:09:16,840 It's a beautiful thing, at least we have a season. 1192 01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:17,976 (Greg laughs) But the thing is, 1193 01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:20,199 I feel like now we can work everywhere. 1194 01:09:20,239 --> 01:09:21,039 'Cause these things, 1195 01:09:21,079 --> 01:09:23,399 now everyone is buying them eh? 1196 01:09:23,439 --> 01:09:25,640 Kim Kardashian does not have a real thing, 1197 01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:26,600 you know why I know? 1198 01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:27,840 It does not move. (Buyi laughs) 1199 01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:29,000 - [Audience Member] Yes. 1200 01:09:29,039 --> 01:09:30,415 - Can have a big one, and it must be tight 1201 01:09:30,439 --> 01:09:32,199 like Mike Tyson, nah ah. 1202 01:09:32,239 --> 01:09:34,600 When you are big like me, it moves, it responds. 1203 01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:36,095 Even when a guy spanks you, it's like, 1204 01:09:36,119 --> 01:09:38,800 "what you wanna do, what you wanna do?". (audience laughs) 1205 01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:40,319 Kim Kardashian bought these. 1206 01:09:41,479 --> 01:09:44,119 Me, my mama gave me that. (Buyi laughs) 1207 01:09:44,159 --> 01:09:47,039 (laughter) 1208 01:09:47,079 --> 01:09:49,255 But it's, all I'm saying is, we also have our advantages. 1209 01:09:49,279 --> 01:09:50,776 Big girls, we also have our advantages. 1210 01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:54,479 Maybe we cannot give you nude picture just on one go. 1211 01:09:54,520 --> 01:09:56,600 'Cause that one, is a problem. 1212 01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:59,439 I know skinny girls, guys go like "what are you wearing?" 1213 01:09:59,479 --> 01:10:00,600 "Show me a picture.". 1214 01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:02,600 And they go one picture, every thing is out. 1215 01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:03,439 Ah! 1216 01:10:03,479 --> 01:10:04,560 (audience laughs) 1217 01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:05,439 Amazing. 1218 01:10:05,479 --> 01:10:06,640 For us, it's a problem. 1219 01:10:08,279 --> 01:10:09,415 A guy asks for a nude picture, 1220 01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:10,439 I say "Okay." 1221 01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:13,560 He's going to wait. 1222 01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:14,656 You're still finding an angle, 1223 01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:15,760 this thing is far hey. 1224 01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:18,600 Your just going, "Jisses, where is it?" 1225 01:10:18,640 --> 01:10:19,960 (audience laughs) 1226 01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:21,496 Even when you take the picture, you're not satisfied. 1227 01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:24,760 (Buyi speaking in Zulu) 1228 01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:26,079 (Greg laughs) 1229 01:10:26,119 --> 01:10:27,415 and we go through a lot as big girls. 1230 01:10:27,439 --> 01:10:28,399 We go through a lot. 1231 01:10:28,439 --> 01:10:29,536 From just wearing, you know like, 1232 01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:30,399 I'm sexy now. 1233 01:10:30,439 --> 01:10:31,840 You must, bear in mind. 1234 01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:34,119 If I'm sexy on the outside, 1235 01:10:34,159 --> 01:10:37,079 I'm wearing the parachuter on the inside. 1236 01:10:37,119 --> 01:10:38,439 You know that huge underwear, 1237 01:10:38,479 --> 01:10:39,760 that one, that sits here. 1238 01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:41,199 (audience laughs) 1239 01:10:41,239 --> 01:10:43,520 That one will create a figure for you. 1240 01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:44,616 But when you're visiting your person, 1241 01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:45,696 you must have them lace one, 1242 01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:47,039 those ones are a problem for us. 1243 01:10:47,079 --> 01:10:48,560 'Cause they go under everything. 1244 01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:50,039 And you try and take it up. 1245 01:10:51,079 --> 01:10:53,239 All the time. (audience laughs) 1246 01:10:53,279 --> 01:10:55,415 So, so, the thing is. You must know when you are a big girl, 1247 01:10:55,439 --> 01:10:56,696 and you're going to visit your boyfriend 1248 01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:57,560 for the first time. 1249 01:10:57,600 --> 01:11:00,279 (Buyi speaks in Zulu) 1250 01:11:00,319 --> 01:11:01,616 You must bring that one, that is sexy. 1251 01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:03,680 The one the one that rolls. But you must buy two. 1252 01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:05,159 (audience laughs) 1253 01:11:05,199 --> 01:11:07,439 You must buy your size and a smaller one. 1254 01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:09,640 It comes in handy, 1255 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:11,079 let me tell you why. 1256 01:11:11,119 --> 01:11:13,159 'Cause the smaller one, you hang it the next day. 1257 01:11:13,199 --> 01:11:15,479 (audience laughs) 1258 01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:17,240 Where are you going to wash your parachuter? 1259 01:11:17,279 --> 01:11:18,760 (Buyi speaks in Zulu) 1260 01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:19,800 No! 1261 01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:23,039 You must hang the small one. 1262 01:11:23,079 --> 01:11:24,079 Confuse the brother. 1263 01:11:25,399 --> 01:11:26,776 He must look at you, look at the underwear, 1264 01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:28,479 goes (speaks in Zulu). 1265 01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:29,359 (Greg laughs) 1266 01:11:29,399 --> 01:11:30,399 How did she do this? 1267 01:11:30,439 --> 01:11:32,079 And then you walk past the underwear, 1268 01:11:32,119 --> 01:11:36,159 "Yes, it's mine baby." (audience laughs) 1269 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:39,159 Thank you so much, my name is Buyi. 1270 01:11:39,199 --> 01:11:42,199 (audience applauds) 1271 01:11:48,079 --> 01:11:49,800 (Greg laughs) 1272 01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:50,840 I did it! 1273 01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:51,880 I did it. 1274 01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:55,439 They were laughing, they're laughing. 1275 01:11:55,479 --> 01:11:56,800 - Yeah. 1276 01:11:56,840 --> 01:11:58,119 Oh, they want you back. 1277 01:11:58,159 --> 01:12:01,800 Go, go, wait, wait. (blows kisses) 1278 01:12:01,840 --> 01:12:04,359 (audience chanting for Buyi) 1279 01:12:04,399 --> 01:12:07,399 (audience cheering) 1280 01:12:09,119 --> 01:12:12,640 - Thank you, I'd like to send a shout out to my mama. 1281 01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:14,239 My mom is here, my dad is here, 1282 01:12:14,279 --> 01:12:15,520 and my sister Dudu. 1283 01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:19,399 And my in laws, we've got the Guptas in the house. 1284 01:12:19,439 --> 01:12:23,479 (clapping and cheering) 1285 01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:27,079 (Dudu speaking in Zulu) 1286 01:12:27,119 --> 01:12:28,520 - Thank you. 1287 01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:30,600 (Dudu speaking in Zulu) 1288 01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:32,680 Arjun, how's it my bra? 1289 01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:33,680 Thank you for coming. 1290 01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:35,560 - Well done. - Thank you for coming. 1291 01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:36,399 Ha, baba. 1292 01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:39,840 (speaking in Zulu) 1293 01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:41,399 - That's my girl. 1294 01:12:41,439 --> 01:12:44,479 (speaking in Zulu) 1295 01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:47,680 - My baby, you were wonderful. (Buyi speaking Zulu) 1296 01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:49,039 - Thank you so much. 1297 01:12:49,079 --> 01:12:50,399 (mother speaking in Zulu) 1298 01:12:50,439 --> 01:12:53,199 - You must fucking cut down on the shit. 1299 01:12:53,239 --> 01:12:54,359 (gasps) 1300 01:12:54,399 --> 01:12:57,039 (mother speaking Zulu) 1301 01:12:57,079 --> 01:12:58,600 (laughter) 1302 01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:00,079 - Oh mama, that was funny. 1303 01:13:00,119 --> 01:13:04,520 - Oh yes. (Buyi laughs) 1304 01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:08,439 - Hey, what are you doing here? 1305 01:13:08,479 --> 01:13:10,600 - [Togs] Oh, the question is what are you doing here? 1306 01:13:10,640 --> 01:13:13,479 I'm hashtagging, Facebooking, all of those things, 1307 01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:14,760 social media (speaks Zulu). 1308 01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:16,840 - I came to see you. 1309 01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:18,720 - [Togs] Okay. 1310 01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:23,039 - So, tell me when last did you see him? 1311 01:13:23,079 --> 01:13:24,079 - See who? 1312 01:13:25,319 --> 01:13:26,399 - Junior. 1313 01:13:26,439 --> 01:13:29,079 - Oh, he can be out and about now, girl. 1314 01:13:29,119 --> 01:13:30,199 Oh, open mic session. 1315 01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:35,239 - Shhh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1316 01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:38,079 Were you serious about paying my fees? 1317 01:13:38,119 --> 01:13:40,399 - Paying fees, I'll pay for your mother, 1318 01:13:40,439 --> 01:13:42,680 everybody, your sisters, your whole family. 1319 01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:44,479 Oh, baby I'll pay for mmm, mmm, mmm. 1320 01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:45,439 - Okay, okay. 1321 01:13:45,479 --> 01:13:47,079 (door rattling) 1322 01:13:47,119 --> 01:13:48,159 - [Man] Baba? 1323 01:13:48,199 --> 01:13:49,840 - What? - No, no, no don't worry. 1324 01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:51,399 (door rattling ) - No, no, no. 1325 01:13:51,439 --> 01:13:54,439 No, no, no. (door rattling) 1326 01:13:54,479 --> 01:13:57,079 (indistinct chatter and laughter) 1327 01:13:57,119 --> 01:14:00,199 (Dudu speaking Zulu) 1328 01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:26,680 - (Buyi laughs) Greg, thank you. 1329 01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:27,720 Thank you. 1330 01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:30,135 Did I ever thank you for being there for me, 1331 01:14:30,159 --> 01:14:31,159 all this time? 1332 01:14:32,479 --> 01:14:34,119 - Don't need to thank me. 1333 01:14:34,159 --> 01:14:36,600 I do it 'cause, 'cause I, 1334 01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:38,439 - I know. - Yeah? 1335 01:14:38,479 --> 01:14:39,640 - Since high school. 1336 01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:42,319 (laughter) 1337 01:14:42,359 --> 01:14:45,039 So, what's next? 1338 01:14:45,079 --> 01:14:46,680 - Take her to the Lyric Theater. 1339 01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:47,680 - Oh, really? 1340 01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:49,359 - Yeah. - Yay! 1341 01:14:49,399 --> 01:14:51,359 Where are you parked? 1342 01:14:51,399 --> 01:14:54,640 - I sold my car to bribe Togs remember? 1343 01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:56,199 - Oh, sorry I forgot. 1344 01:14:56,239 --> 01:14:57,159 You're so sweet. 1345 01:14:57,199 --> 01:14:58,159 - Yeah. 1346 01:14:58,199 --> 01:14:59,800 - Oh, uh uh, I'm tired of these now. 1347 01:15:01,119 --> 01:15:02,600 (Buyi groans) 1348 01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:05,720 Oh, take this one, thank you. - Should I carry you as well? 1349 01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:09,479 (Buyi laughs) (muffled talking) 1350 01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:11,319 - Really? Were you trying to do that? 1351 01:15:11,359 --> 01:15:12,319 I can do better. 1352 01:15:12,359 --> 01:15:16,359 (Buyi groans) (Greg laughs) 1353 01:15:16,399 --> 01:15:17,616 - Carry me like a little bitch. 1354 01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:20,239 (Buyi laughs) 1355 01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:22,840 She's such a handful. 1356 01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:26,279 (upbeat African music) 1357 01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:32,359 ♪ Oh, never gets so hard ♪ 1358 01:16:32,399 --> 01:16:34,560 ♪ To get you in my room ♪ 1359 01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:37,399 ♪ Until it gets you in my room ♪ 1360 01:16:37,439 --> 01:16:41,399 ♪ Oh, it's never been so hard ♪ 1361 01:16:41,439 --> 01:16:43,800 ♪ To get you to come on home with me ♪ 1362 01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:47,199 ♪ Ah, wanna come on home with me ♪ 1363 01:16:47,239 --> 01:16:52,239 ♪ I can't get those words you're saying out of my head ♪ 1364 01:16:52,479 --> 01:16:53,319 ♪ Get down ♪ 1365 01:16:53,359 --> 01:16:57,039 ♪ Playing all night ♪ 1366 01:16:57,079 --> 01:17:02,199 ♪ I don't mind those games you wanna play ♪ 1367 01:17:02,239 --> 01:17:07,119 ♪ As long as you play them all night ♪ 1368 01:17:07,159 --> 01:17:09,359 ♪ Never give up ♪ 1369 01:17:09,399 --> 01:17:11,600 ♪ Never give up on you ♪ 1370 01:17:11,640 --> 01:17:14,199 ♪ Never give up ♪ 1371 01:17:14,239 --> 01:17:16,600 ♪ Never give up on you ♪ 1372 01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:19,199 ♪ Never give up ♪ 1373 01:17:19,239 --> 01:17:21,439 ♪ Never give up on you ♪ 1374 01:17:21,479 --> 01:17:23,840 ♪ Never give up ♪ 1375 01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:27,239 ♪ Never give up on you ♪ 1376 01:17:30,119 --> 01:17:32,479 (soft music) 1377 01:17:45,239 --> 01:17:47,399 ♪ Don't you ever miss ♪ 1378 01:17:47,439 --> 01:17:51,680 ♪ A single kiss from a lovers lips ♪ 86487