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Well, how's the old, "burning shit into your eyeballs" thing going? 14 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:28,476 I still can't get it to last long enough. 15 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:31,479 Okay. So, what do we do? 16 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:34,482 Just keep trying, I guess. 17 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:36,026 Do you have any other ideas? 18 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,532 Hey, I'm sorry. I gotta get to work. 19 00:04:42,533 --> 00:04:44,826 - All right. Bye. - Yeah. Bye. 20 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,497 - Hey. - You need to get your dryer fixed. 21 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:52,708 Yeah. Or you could just, like, not live here. 22 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:55,128 I can't keep coming in and out. 23 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:57,830 You think they're watching us? 24 00:04:58,382 --> 00:05:00,342 Depends on how dumb you've played it. 25 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,345 Hey, when do we keep going? 26 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:06,639 Maybe tonight. I'll decide later. 27 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,184 'Cause I haven't remembered anything else. 28 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:12,604 Right. Well, maybe your innie has. 29 00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:50,851 You took the rest of the weekend to recover? 30 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:52,853 I'm fine. 31 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:56,064 Will I be updating Father later? 32 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,863 He should hear it from me. 33 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:11,079 We have decided to spare him knowledge of this contretemps. 34 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:20,047 Well, please let him know that his daughter is alive and well. 35 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:24,134 The medical team says your tempers will rebalance quickly. 36 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,093 Good to hear. 37 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:31,058 Some residual trauma is to be expected after such an ordeal. 38 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:35,479 Perhaps we could arrange another obligement session this evening. 39 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:37,481 I said I'm fine. 40 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:39,983 We're close, Helena. 41 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:43,486 What's he at, 78%? 42 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:46,365 Eighty-one. As of Friday. 43 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,492 It won't be much longer. 44 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,285 You can do this. 45 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,082 I'm not going back down there. 46 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,127 It won't be you. It will be your innie. 47 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,756 My innie who tried to kill me? 48 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,635 And then the other one tried to kill me. 49 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:11,682 They're fucking animals. 50 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:19,730 I'll just fake it again. 51 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:21,275 We can't take that chance. 52 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,651 We need to clean this up. 53 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:27,531 Milchick's many errors this weekend have forced our hand. 54 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:30,450 And Father approves? 55 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:34,246 Father encouraged it. 56 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:39,835 It's a risk. 57 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:41,587 We know this. 58 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:45,090 But there is no other solution. 59 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,677 Mark S. won't work without her. 60 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:52,347 And the work is mysterious and important. 61 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:55,559 So we must give him her. 62 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,901 The Board appreciates your sacrifice. 63 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:35,182 Good morning, Helly R. 64 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,727 Who the fuck are you? 65 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,734 I'm Miss Huang. 66 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,113 What the hell? 67 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:52,282 Please follow me. 68 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:54,743 Mr. Milchick will explain. 69 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:26,566 - Hey. - Hey. 70 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:29,194 - Is she... - Her innie. 71 00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:32,155 MDR. 72 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:35,200 Together again. 73 00:09:35,951 --> 00:09:36,952 Come on in. 74 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:39,829 I need to know what's going on. 75 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:40,913 Like, right now. 76 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,331 Where's Irving? 77 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:43,916 And why was he trying to drown me? 78 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,169 'Cause you're a fucking Eagan. 79 00:09:45,878 --> 00:09:48,629 - Was she spying on us? - Wait, what? 80 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:49,839 The whole time. 81 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,592 It's called a Glasgow block. 82 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,761 - It allows one's outie to... - Wait, wait, wait. 83 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,639 Are you saying that she was down here? 84 00:09:58,140 --> 00:09:59,140 As me? 85 00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:00,474 Maybe she still is. 86 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:03,311 Hey, I repeat myself. Where is Irving? 87 00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:05,354 - Yeah, where is he? - I'm so confused. 88 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,190 Answer my question! 89 00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:08,901 Excuse me. 90 00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:21,205 Helena Eagan, in her executive capacity, was conducting valuable research. 91 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:24,750 By stealing my fucking body? 92 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:29,505 Irving had no knowledge of what management's intention was in this action, 93 00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:33,717 and in so doing, he nearly drowned you. 94 00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:39,640 Our only option was permanent dismissal. 95 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,437 So he is dead? 96 00:10:47,523 --> 00:10:48,524 No. 97 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:52,444 Irving B's outie has departed on an elongated cruise voyage. 98 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:57,281 I don't give three dry fucks about his outie. 99 00:10:57,282 --> 00:11:02,162 She doesn't... She doesn't have the right to ta... to take my identity. 100 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:13,215 Have you ever heard the story of the Grรฅkappan? 101 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,060 Let's assume we haven't. 102 00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:34,902 In ancient times, the king of Sweden himself 103 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:38,364 was known to go incognito amongst his people 104 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:41,702 in the hopes of learning their true grievances. 105 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:47,749 He would don an old, gray robe, a Grรฅkappan, 106 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,919 the name for which he was remembered, 107 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:55,465 to disguise his royal vestments. 108 00:11:56,466 --> 00:12:00,469 Kier Eagan himself was known to do so in his ether factories, 109 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:06,018 and Ms. Eagan was carrying on this noble tradition. 110 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,192 This smells like horseshit. 111 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:17,905 Yeah. Swedish horseshit, and Irving is still dead. 112 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:23,075 As I said, Irving B's outie has departed on an elonga... 113 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,161 On an elongated cruise voyage. Yeah, I know. 114 00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:26,914 Is he gonna come back or not? 115 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,721 He is not. 116 00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:48,393 Wow. Some actual honesty. 117 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,355 You fucking murderers. 118 00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:54,107 You can't do this to people. 119 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:58,195 It will take time to absorb all that has occurred. 120 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,283 This went well. 121 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,455 Allow me to escort you to MDR 122 00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:12,709 and help reacclimate you to your work environment. 123 00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:34,064 What in the abominable fuck? 124 00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:48,536 This is you. 125 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:50,622 Hell no. I'm not going near that thing. 126 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,917 Dylan, please. 127 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,548 If you're taking feedback, I hate it. 128 00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:01,842 Same. 129 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:12,728 Well, the ORTBO was a challenge for us all in ways expected and non. 130 00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:22,654 You mean like Jame Eagan's daughter Grรฅkappanning us? 131 00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:28,701 Careful, Dylan. Words have consequences. 132 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,330 I'd hate to rescind certain privileges. 133 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,083 As you can see, all of your items 134 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,629 have been moved to your new work tri-stations. 135 00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:40,880 Hall passes will still be available. 136 00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,341 Let us have a funeral. 137 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,635 I'm sorry? 138 00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:48,137 Irving is a person, and he's gone. 139 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,223 So, 140 00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:51,850 we'd like to have a funeral. 141 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:57,064 Not a retirement party, a funeral. 142 00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,066 Right? 143 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,361 Yeah. 144 00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:06,365 A funeral. 145 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,451 Is this MDR's position? 146 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:11,620 Dude? 147 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,580 Little help? 148 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:19,085 Sure. As long as it's quick. 149 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,254 - Quick? - Quick. Yes. 150 00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:23,631 So it doesn't take up the whole day. 151 00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:25,092 Well said, Mark. 152 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:27,635 I'll see if we can pull something together. 153 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:32,140 In the meantime, let's make some forward progress on the files at hand. 154 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:33,642 Shall we? 155 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:35,769 Thank you. 156 00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:38,438 Not you. 157 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:05,173 Miss Huang, we need to ready a bereavement kit for MDR. 158 00:16:05,174 --> 00:16:06,717 Meet me in the back office. 159 00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:19,730 Mark? 160 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,149 Hello? 161 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,944 I'm gonna come in. 162 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,029 I'm coming in. 163 00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:33,702 Hey. 164 00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:37,705 Are you okay? 165 00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:40,209 No, not really. 166 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,128 Yeah. This is seriously fucked up. 167 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,214 Yeah. 168 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,387 You couldn't tell? 169 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:54,348 That she wasn't me? 170 00:16:56,225 --> 00:16:57,601 Obviously not. 171 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,562 What was she like? 172 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,693 Like you. 173 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:11,572 Or you're like her? I don't know. 174 00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:15,160 I don't know who you are, I guess. 175 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:19,540 Yes, you do. 176 00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:21,375 Okay. 177 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,129 It's-It's not my fault that my outie hijacked me. 178 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,217 Yeah. No. No, totally. I get it. It s-sucks. 179 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,721 - Mark... - Yeah. 180 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,474 What happened to you up there? 181 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,018 Doesn't matter. 182 00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,562 - It doesn't matter? - No. 183 00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:44,146 Don't you want to hear what happened to me? 184 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:48,317 No, I don't. And, let's just try to forget it. Okay? 185 00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:17,014 I thought bereavement events were for innies who die on the floor. 186 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,058 Yes. 187 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:25,189 Well, the Affections Index for Irving B. Was in the high 60s. 188 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,025 It will help the others to grieve. 189 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,865 May I say a question? 190 00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:36,658 You may. 191 00:18:39,912 --> 00:18:42,247 You shouldn't let them have a funeral. 192 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,959 It makes them feel like people. 193 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,755 That wasn't a question. 194 00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:51,757 That was an opinion. 195 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,468 Unsolicited. 196 00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:09,149 Your first performance review is today, right? 197 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,370 That was a question. 198 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,250 I'll ready the refreshments. 199 00:19:27,251 --> 00:19:29,586 You focus on the mournful signage. 200 00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:43,267 Today we honor Irving B. 201 00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:47,436 Normally, when an innie goes to be with Kier, 202 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:51,275 we hold a retirement party, which they attend. 203 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:56,321 But given the sudden and frigid events which brought us here, 204 00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:58,574 that's not feasible. 205 00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:02,493 As such, let us each take nine seconds 206 00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:07,583 to silently remember Irving and thank Kier for our time with him. 207 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:16,383 There. You may now lift your heads and open your eyes. 208 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,845 We will now have a eulogy from Dylan G. 209 00:20:36,153 --> 00:20:38,822 It's hard to pinpoint a favorite Irving story. 210 00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:43,243 For the least fun guy in the world, he was really fun. 211 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,664 He put the "dick" in contradiction. 212 00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:53,754 One time, he was pissed at me for watering down the toner, 213 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,715 so he put toner in my water cup. 214 00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:59,383 He stopped me before I drank it, though. 215 00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:03,055 He just wanted to make a point, not harm me physically. 216 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:09,645 But I did accidentally take a sip of it later 'cause I forgot he said that. 217 00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:17,194 He asked me for help with something near the end, and I didn't listen. 218 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,113 And in his final moments, 219 00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:25,702 he would have been totally justified in telling me to suck my own fuck. 220 00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:28,038 But he didn't. 221 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:32,251 Yeah. 222 00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:37,464 He was awesome, and I miss him. 223 00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:44,137 Thank you, Dylan G. 224 00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:48,600 A little sugar with your usual salt. 225 00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:55,649 Thank you for your attendance and your participation. 226 00:21:56,567 --> 00:22:00,737 You may now briefly partake in Irving's fruit head, 227 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:04,741 whose dark hair is courtesy of the Black Beauty Watermelon. 228 00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:07,828 From the country of Malaysia. 229 00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:13,667 Miss Huang. 230 00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:29,807 I thought I was going to perform. 231 00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:33,187 Yes, well, I feel the theremin works best in moderation. 232 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:36,106 - But I practiced... - You can play your piece for me later. 233 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:37,691 Yes? 234 00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:03,759 You okay? 235 00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:07,596 How about you? 236 00:23:08,222 --> 00:23:09,222 Okay. 237 00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:14,728 You're not staying? 238 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:18,731 I gotta get to work, but great ceremony, guys. 239 00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:20,067 Seriously? 240 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:24,613 I mean, isn't it kind of over? 241 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:26,405 Mark... 242 00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:27,741 Just let him go. 243 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:32,411 - What? - Irving was your friend, and he's dead. 244 00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:35,164 - Why don't you give a shit? - Because he's not dead. 245 00:23:35,165 --> 00:23:36,834 He's just not here. 246 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:40,128 You two catch up? 247 00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:42,506 What's that? 248 00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:47,177 You tell her Ms. Casey's your wife yet? 249 00:23:50,806 --> 00:23:51,974 Wait, what? 250 00:23:53,559 --> 00:23:55,768 Yeah, I mean, it's my outie's wife, but sure... 251 00:23:55,769 --> 00:23:58,522 No, it's pretty crazy. 252 00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:01,567 Mark. 253 00:24:05,404 --> 00:24:07,573 Mark, what the hell? 254 00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:11,868 - Why won't you talk to me? - What do you want to talk about, Helly? 255 00:24:11,869 --> 00:24:14,705 I don't know. Maybe the fact that Ms. Casey's your outie's wife? 256 00:24:15,205 --> 00:24:16,206 What are we gonna do? 257 00:24:17,291 --> 00:24:19,083 Well, we're not gonna do anything. 258 00:24:19,084 --> 00:24:20,168 Not gonna do anything? 259 00:24:20,169 --> 00:24:23,212 - Seriously? - Yes. Seriously. 260 00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:26,132 Come on. We'll work as a team. We'll figure this out. 261 00:24:26,133 --> 00:24:29,218 - "We'll"? There's no "we," Helly. - What? 262 00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:31,721 - It doesn't matter. - Why? 263 00:24:31,722 --> 00:24:32,847 - Why? - Yeah. Why? 264 00:24:32,848 --> 00:24:35,516 Because they are smarter than us, okay? 265 00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:37,143 They know everything. 266 00:24:37,144 --> 00:24:39,770 Me looking for Ms. Casey, 267 00:24:39,771 --> 00:24:42,398 us wandering around, meeting other departments, 268 00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:43,858 mapping the floor, all of it. 269 00:24:43,859 --> 00:24:45,818 They know everything we're doing 270 00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:49,907 because Helena told them everything we're doing. 271 00:24:50,574 --> 00:24:51,782 That wasn't me. 272 00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:55,662 Mark, lo... I'm not her. I'm not. 273 00:24:57,581 --> 00:24:58,707 I'm me. 274 00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:01,835 Helly. 275 00:25:03,045 --> 00:25:04,546 And how do I know that? 276 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:12,346 You... You don't. 277 00:25:14,598 --> 00:25:16,225 You just have to trust me. 278 00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:22,147 This is real. 279 00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:29,571 Not everything here is a lie. 280 00:25:36,662 --> 00:25:38,664 And stop being a fucking asshole. 281 00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:51,301 Your first performance review as Department Chief. Excited? 282 00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:55,180 Very much so. 283 00:25:56,306 --> 00:25:57,598 Shall we? 284 00:25:57,599 --> 00:26:00,184 Natalie, just before we begin, 285 00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:02,396 I was wondering if I could have a word with you. 286 00:26:09,278 --> 00:26:10,362 The paintings. 287 00:26:12,114 --> 00:26:15,200 I want you to understand I am grateful for them. 288 00:26:15,868 --> 00:26:16,869 Truly. 289 00:26:17,494 --> 00:26:20,789 If they're a measure of appreciation, then I accept that appreciation. 290 00:26:27,671 --> 00:26:29,964 I was just wondering if you could share with me a little 291 00:26:29,965 --> 00:26:33,927 how you felt when you received the paintings. 292 00:26:34,887 --> 00:26:35,888 Because I'm thinking 293 00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:40,017 our experiences here have been similar in some ways, 294 00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:43,687 we face similar challenges, 295 00:26:44,438 --> 00:26:48,859 and perhaps the paintings and the somewhat complicated feelings they evoke. 296 00:26:57,534 --> 00:26:58,785 Mr. Drummond's waiting. 297 00:27:00,454 --> 00:27:01,830 Yes, of course. 298 00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:05,918 Let us go. 299 00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:23,727 Okay, asshole. 300 00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:25,812 Guess this is it. 301 00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:29,149 Sorry I let you down. 302 00:28:34,339 --> 00:28:35,841 Welcome, Mr. Milchick. 303 00:28:36,967 --> 00:28:40,429 Today, I will be conducting your monthly performance review. 304 00:28:41,305 --> 00:28:43,764 This review can take anywhere from two to six hours, 305 00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:47,602 depending on the number of atonements and approbations required. 306 00:28:47,603 --> 00:28:50,271 If the review is to take longer than four hours, 307 00:28:50,272 --> 00:28:54,567 there will be a break for lunch, with the order taken in advance. 308 00:28:54,568 --> 00:28:56,820 Well, I hope that won't be necessary. 309 00:28:59,281 --> 00:29:01,033 Here is the lunch menu. 310 00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:11,835 Let's start with the positives. 311 00:29:12,336 --> 00:29:16,672 You received the gift of Kier paintings with grace. 312 00:29:16,673 --> 00:29:19,884 Your attendance and urinalysis are both in the excellent range. 313 00:29:19,885 --> 00:29:21,385 Wonderful. 314 00:29:21,386 --> 00:29:23,971 Alternatively and sadly, 315 00:29:23,972 --> 00:29:27,976 there have been three contentions reported anonymously 316 00:29:28,685 --> 00:29:31,104 which have been investigated and confirmed. 317 00:29:33,774 --> 00:29:36,860 Uses too many big words." 318 00:29:38,862 --> 00:29:41,322 Well, perchance I may colloquially employ a... 319 00:29:41,323 --> 00:29:44,826 Anti-deflections will be heard after the lunch break. 320 00:29:45,494 --> 00:29:46,494 Yes, sorry. 321 00:29:46,495 --> 00:29:50,623 On several of your daily logs, 322 00:29:50,624 --> 00:29:53,751 the paper clip was installed back to front, 323 00:29:53,752 --> 00:29:58,298 which led to a confusion as to where in the document to begin reading. 324 00:29:59,007 --> 00:30:01,218 Here are the incidents. 325 00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:07,224 But the bulk of our day will revolve around the following. 326 00:30:07,766 --> 00:30:12,019 You brought in a new refining team for Mark S. 327 00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:14,022 Which failed to coalesce. 328 00:30:14,523 --> 00:30:16,524 You instituted kindness reforms. 329 00:30:16,525 --> 00:30:18,526 Because I'm not Harmony Cobel. 330 00:30:18,527 --> 00:30:23,739 Kindness reforms that seemed to have, in no way, 331 00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:28,286 deterred curiosity or idling by the team once they returned. 332 00:30:28,287 --> 00:30:32,790 You arranged an outdoor retreat and team-building occurrence 333 00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:35,502 which resulted in the termination of one employee, 334 00:30:36,086 --> 00:30:38,713 and the discovery of the true identity of another 335 00:30:38,714 --> 00:30:41,758 at great risk and harm to the Eagan name. 336 00:30:59,276 --> 00:31:04,281 Look, Seth, Mark Scout's completion of Cold Harbor... 337 00:31:05,157 --> 00:31:06,532 will be remembered 338 00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:10,370 as one of the greatest moments in the history of this planet. 339 00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:14,499 It will take place under your stewardship. 340 00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:17,460 That's quite a legacy you will leave. 341 00:31:17,461 --> 00:31:18,861 Thank you, Mr. Drummond. 342 00:31:19,838 --> 00:31:21,381 That means a great deal. 343 00:31:24,218 --> 00:31:27,179 This milestone seems to have clouded your judgment. 344 00:31:27,763 --> 00:31:31,099 I think it's time to go back to the basics, Seth. 345 00:31:31,683 --> 00:31:34,603 To remember these severed workers' greater purpose... 346 00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:43,237 and to treat them as what they really are. 347 00:32:30,909 --> 00:32:32,494 I'm tightening the leash. 348 00:32:53,265 --> 00:32:54,266 Hi, Mark. 349 00:32:54,808 --> 00:32:56,225 Mr. Milchick. 350 00:32:56,226 --> 00:32:58,728 I see you left work six minutes early. 351 00:32:58,729 --> 00:32:59,938 May I come in? 352 00:33:08,363 --> 00:33:10,199 How was the rest of the funeral? 353 00:33:11,033 --> 00:33:12,826 Did you get what you needed from it? 354 00:33:14,369 --> 00:33:16,038 Yeah, sure. 355 00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:21,502 Hey, did Miss Huang take notes? 356 00:33:22,503 --> 00:33:26,422 I can't wait to read her article about it in that newspaper you showed me. 357 00:33:26,423 --> 00:33:27,883 What was it called again? 358 00:33:28,884 --> 00:33:31,178 The Bullshit Gazette? 359 00:33:33,847 --> 00:33:37,767 Hopefully, now we can put all this grief and tumult behind us 360 00:33:37,768 --> 00:33:40,728 and look forward to some productive workdays ahead. 361 00:33:40,729 --> 00:33:44,065 You mean putting the numbers in the thing... 362 00:33:44,066 --> 00:33:45,483 - Refining. - Right. 363 00:33:45,484 --> 00:33:47,777 Yes. Does that sound good? 364 00:33:47,778 --> 00:33:49,987 Whatever you say, Mr. Milchick. 365 00:33:49,988 --> 00:33:51,240 Praise Kier. 366 00:34:00,916 --> 00:34:02,668 Did you and Helly R. catch up? 367 00:34:04,169 --> 00:34:05,086 We did. 368 00:34:05,087 --> 00:34:08,465 Did you tell her that you fucked her outie at the ORTBO? 369 00:34:14,012 --> 00:34:15,389 Helena Eagan, 370 00:34:16,473 --> 00:34:18,684 leader-in-waiting of this company. 371 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,612 Have a restful evening. 372 00:34:51,842 --> 00:34:53,510 "The workers were diligent, 373 00:34:54,261 --> 00:34:56,138 focused on the task at hand. 374 00:34:57,639 --> 00:35:01,727 Pleasantly surprised, I noticed that not a single worker had a watch. 375 00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:05,772 They simply referenced a large standard clock near the door, 376 00:35:06,356 --> 00:35:09,193 just hands and numbers and cogs and purpose. 377 00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:13,237 Your sovereign boss may own the clock that greets you from the wall, 378 00:35:13,238 --> 00:35:16,992 but you get to enjoy its ticking and thus should be happy." 379 00:35:20,204 --> 00:35:21,204 Yes. 380 00:35:21,205 --> 00:35:24,374 Babe, it's the literal opposite of what you were saying before. 381 00:35:26,168 --> 00:35:27,169 Okay. 382 00:35:27,753 --> 00:35:31,172 I... I see how you'd feel that way. 383 00:35:31,173 --> 00:35:33,257 But one point that Nat made was... 384 00:35:33,258 --> 00:35:34,343 Nat, okay. 385 00:35:35,969 --> 00:35:40,598 She said that innies tend to thrive in an environment of structure, 386 00:35:40,599 --> 00:35:42,350 and once that is established, 387 00:35:42,351 --> 00:35:45,186 then they are more open to self-expansion. 388 00:35:45,187 --> 00:35:47,730 So I am just trying to speak their language. 389 00:35:47,731 --> 00:35:50,149 I know, but this sounds like Lumon's language. 390 00:35:50,150 --> 00:35:52,985 Well, it's a Trojan's horse. 391 00:35:52,986 --> 00:35:56,489 If I can get my ideas to severed workers all across the world, 392 00:35:56,490 --> 00:35:59,617 it might beget a revolution. 393 00:35:59,618 --> 00:36:01,370 But these aren't your ideas. 394 00:36:01,995 --> 00:36:04,497 These are not your ideas, and also... 395 00:36:04,498 --> 00:36:05,582 Whatever. 396 00:36:06,291 --> 00:36:07,291 And what? 397 00:36:07,292 --> 00:36:10,545 Okay, Lumon hurts people, you know that, and if you want to water down your work 398 00:36:10,546 --> 00:36:12,755 so they can use it for their fucking propaganda, 399 00:36:12,756 --> 00:36:14,173 then you're hurting people too. 400 00:36:14,174 --> 00:36:17,718 Okay. I will reflect on your words. 401 00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:18,846 Thank you. 402 00:36:20,931 --> 00:36:23,433 And also, 403 00:36:24,810 --> 00:36:28,521 this is a fiscal and creative opportunity 404 00:36:28,522 --> 00:36:30,524 unlike any I have yet seen. 405 00:36:32,025 --> 00:36:34,611 And I'm not inclined to just walk away from it. 406 00:36:36,697 --> 00:36:40,074 Unless me selling millions of copies of my book 407 00:36:40,075 --> 00:36:44,705 and the life that that manages to give us has somehow lost its appeal for you. 408 00:36:47,583 --> 00:36:49,501 Okay. Whatever. I'm gonna go to bed. 409 00:36:50,085 --> 00:36:52,461 No. Babe. 410 00:36:52,462 --> 00:36:53,630 No, thank you. 411 00:37:52,981 --> 00:37:54,358 It's me again. 412 00:37:55,234 --> 00:37:57,985 So, they fired me. 413 00:37:57,986 --> 00:38:00,571 I think they knew what my innie was up to. 414 00:38:00,572 --> 00:38:02,199 I'm telling you to... 415 00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:05,451 I have to go. 416 00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:15,128 Hey! 417 00:38:17,256 --> 00:38:18,257 Hey! 418 00:38:19,258 --> 00:38:22,010 You. Why are you following me? 419 00:38:26,431 --> 00:38:27,515 I got this thing. 420 00:38:27,516 --> 00:38:33,146 When somebody shows up on my doorstep screaming my name, I wanna know why. 421 00:38:33,647 --> 00:38:35,023 Call it a quirk. 422 00:38:37,401 --> 00:38:38,735 You're with Lumon. 423 00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:45,909 Why were you at my house the other night? 424 00:38:49,329 --> 00:38:50,539 I don't know. 425 00:38:51,582 --> 00:38:54,251 It wasn't you at all, was it? 426 00:38:54,751 --> 00:38:55,752 You're severed. 427 00:39:01,216 --> 00:39:03,843 I got canned a couple of weeks ago. 428 00:39:03,844 --> 00:39:05,178 When I pressed them for a reason, 429 00:39:05,179 --> 00:39:10,266 they said my innie had an unsanctioned, erotic entanglement with another worker. 430 00:39:10,267 --> 00:39:11,852 They wouldn't tell me who. 431 00:39:14,188 --> 00:39:17,274 Then you show up at my door. 432 00:39:22,654 --> 00:39:24,323 You think we were an item? 433 00:39:24,948 --> 00:39:27,116 Well, Fields certainly thinks so. 434 00:39:27,117 --> 00:39:30,162 We had to cancel our trip to Milwaukee. Thanks for that. 435 00:39:31,246 --> 00:39:34,791 - Fields? - That's my husband, Fields. 436 00:39:35,417 --> 00:39:37,376 I'm, I'm sorry. 437 00:39:37,377 --> 00:39:38,878 Yeah, well... 438 00:39:38,879 --> 00:39:41,381 And I'm sorry I came at you just now. 439 00:39:44,134 --> 00:39:45,177 It's fine. 440 00:39:50,724 --> 00:39:53,435 Maybe you could... I don't know. 441 00:39:54,686 --> 00:39:55,687 What? 442 00:39:57,231 --> 00:40:00,234 We got a ham. We're planning to have it tomorrow. 443 00:40:00,734 --> 00:40:05,364 Might be nice if you come over. We could sit down, talk through it all. 444 00:40:08,784 --> 00:40:10,285 You, me, and... 445 00:40:11,119 --> 00:40:12,120 Fields. 446 00:40:17,793 --> 00:40:19,085 I suppose. 447 00:40:19,086 --> 00:40:20,295 Great. 448 00:40:21,797 --> 00:40:22,965 We like red wine. 449 00:40:23,715 --> 00:40:24,715 Expensive. 450 00:40:24,716 --> 00:40:26,844 Okay. Tomorrow. 451 00:40:28,929 --> 00:40:30,013 You need a lift? 452 00:40:30,806 --> 00:40:32,265 I'll walk. Thanks. 453 00:40:32,266 --> 00:40:33,350 You sure? 454 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,019 I know where you live. 455 00:40:41,483 --> 00:40:44,403 - See you tomorrow. - Yes. 456 00:41:19,104 --> 00:41:21,648 Sorry there wasn't any eggnog. 457 00:41:22,191 --> 00:41:23,942 Might be out of season. 458 00:41:25,694 --> 00:41:27,069 What the fuck are you doing? 459 00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:30,240 I needed some pressure points. Things to rattle your memories. 460 00:41:30,782 --> 00:41:31,908 - Knitting? - Yeah. 461 00:41:31,909 --> 00:41:34,578 She said it gave her time to think. 462 00:41:39,374 --> 00:41:40,375 That her? 463 00:41:42,461 --> 00:41:44,004 What I thought was her. 464 00:41:51,845 --> 00:41:54,264 She's not dead. She's just not here. 465 00:41:57,643 --> 00:41:58,977 Who's in there? 466 00:42:00,437 --> 00:42:02,438 They know people at the morgue. 467 00:42:02,439 --> 00:42:03,523 On the payroll, 468 00:42:03,524 --> 00:42:05,943 like everywhere else in Kier. 469 00:42:09,530 --> 00:42:11,030 You feel all right? 470 00:42:11,031 --> 00:42:13,616 Basically. 471 00:42:13,617 --> 00:42:16,786 So, are... are... are we gonna... 472 00:42:16,787 --> 00:42:17,871 One more day. 473 00:42:19,498 --> 00:42:21,041 Usually that's best. 474 00:42:22,084 --> 00:42:24,377 Usually? You've done this once. 475 00:42:24,378 --> 00:42:25,837 I don't wanna rush things. 476 00:42:25,838 --> 00:42:27,088 There's risk. 477 00:42:27,089 --> 00:42:28,840 It's not an exact science, Mark. 478 00:42:28,841 --> 00:42:32,135 I'm not sure it's science, period, but okay. 479 00:42:35,305 --> 00:42:36,890 You good on snacks? 480 00:42:37,474 --> 00:42:38,517 For now. 481 00:42:58,412 --> 00:42:59,746 Are they hurting her? 482 00:43:04,126 --> 00:43:05,419 I don't know. 483 00:43:15,345 --> 00:43:16,345 Your outie. 484 00:43:16,346 --> 00:43:17,431 What? 485 00:43:18,849 --> 00:43:20,267 I didn't say anything. 486 00:43:29,109 --> 00:43:33,947 Your outie can parallel park in less than 20 seconds. 487 00:43:45,375 --> 00:43:48,837 Your outie can roller-skate with grace. 488 00:43:54,426 --> 00:43:59,806 Your outie pays all of his gas and electric bills within three business days. 489 00:44:20,869 --> 00:44:27,084 Your outie listens to music while shaving, but not while showering. 490 00:44:35,676 --> 00:44:39,596 Your outie prefers two scoops of ice cream in a serving, 491 00:44:40,639 --> 00:44:43,892 but they must be the same flavor. 492 00:44:50,232 --> 00:44:54,403 Your outie once captured a butterfly. 493 00:45:03,662 --> 00:45:06,081 Your outie is going to... 35531

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