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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,949 --> 00:00:39,822 [ ringing ] 2 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:02,236 [ humming ] 3 00:01:15,771 --> 00:01:17,903 ATTENTION... 4 00:01:17,947 --> 00:01:21,472 CAMP NORTH STAR SENIOR STAFF, 5 00:01:21,516 --> 00:01:23,431 COUNSELORS, 6 00:01:23,474 --> 00:01:25,650 COUNSELORS IN TRAINING, 7 00:01:27,217 --> 00:01:31,091 PLEASE RISE FOR OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM. 8 00:01:45,061 --> 00:01:47,977 [ bagpipes playing ] 9 00:01:59,771 --> 00:02:01,773 [ record scratches ] 10 00:02:03,297 --> 00:02:05,647 HOW ABOUT THAT ANTHEM, HUH? 11 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:06,952 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, 12 00:02:06,996 --> 00:02:08,998 BUT I JUST GET A GREAT BIG LUMP IN MY THROAT 13 00:02:09,041 --> 00:02:10,652 EVERY TIME I HEAR IT. 14 00:02:10,695 --> 00:02:14,830 IT'S 7:05 IN THE A.M. 15 00:02:14,873 --> 00:02:19,008 AND IT'S-- WOW! 43 DEGREES 16 00:02:19,051 --> 00:02:20,966 ON THE OLD CAMP NORTH STAR WEATHER DIAL. 17 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:24,840 THAT IS KIND OF NIPPY FOR A JUNE 25, ISN'T IT? 18 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:27,147 WHOO. I'M TRIPPER HARRISON. 19 00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:29,758 AH! AH! 20 00:02:29,801 --> 00:02:31,934 I'M YOUR HEAD COUNSELOR, 21 00:02:31,977 --> 00:02:34,284 AND THIS IS MY WAKE-UP SHOW. 22 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:35,938 I'LL BE COMING AT YOU EVERY MORNING 23 00:02:35,981 --> 00:02:37,983 ABOUT THIS TIME, HOPING TO MAKE 24 00:02:38,027 --> 00:02:41,596 YOUR SUMMER CAMP EXPERIENCE THE BEST AVAILABLE 25 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:43,511 IN THIS PRICE RANGE. 26 00:02:44,729 --> 00:02:47,167 'COURSE, ACROSS THE LAKE, 27 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:49,821 OVER AT CAMP MOHAWK, 28 00:02:49,865 --> 00:02:53,303 THEY WON'T BE GETTING UP FOR ANOTHER HOUR OR SO. 29 00:02:53,347 --> 00:02:55,131 AND WHEN THEY DO, THEY'LL BE AWAKENED 30 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,002 BY SERVANTS BEARING CROISSANTS 31 00:02:57,046 --> 00:02:58,743 AND CAFE AU LAIT. 32 00:02:58,787 --> 00:03:00,571 WHOOPS, HOPE I DIDN'T HIT ANYBODY. 33 00:03:00,615 --> 00:03:02,791 BUT OVER HERE AT CAMP NORTH STAR THIS MORNING, 34 00:03:02,834 --> 00:03:05,620 WE'RE GONNA BE HAVING A DELICIOUS GRUEL BREAKFAST. 35 00:03:05,663 --> 00:03:07,143 DON'T FORGET TO ASK FOR SECONDS 36 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:10,059 BECAUSE IT'S ALL THE GRUEL YOU CAN EAT. 37 00:03:10,102 --> 00:03:11,756 [ toilet flushes ] 38 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,890 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE SUMMER? ♪ 39 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:17,849 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE SUNSHINE? ♪ 40 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:20,461 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIRDS AND BEES ♪ 41 00:03:20,504 --> 00:03:22,158 ♪ THE APPLE TREES 42 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,116 ♪ AND A WHOLE LOT OF FOOLING AROUND? ♪ 43 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:27,250 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE SUMMER? ♪ 44 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:30,427 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE HOT NIGHTS? ♪ 45 00:03:30,471 --> 00:03:32,951 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE FIREFLIES ♪ 46 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:34,605 ♪ THE MOONLIT SKIES 47 00:03:34,649 --> 00:03:37,565 ♪ AND A WHOLE LOT OF FOOLING AROUND? ♪ 48 00:03:37,608 --> 00:03:40,524 ♪ NO MORE PENCILS, NO MORE BOOKS ♪ 49 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:43,832 ♪ NO MORE TEACHER'S DIRTY LOOKS ♪ 50 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:46,748 ♪ NO MORE MATH AND HISTORY ♪ 51 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:50,230 ♪ SUMMERTIME HAS SET US FREE ♪ 52 00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:53,624 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE SUMMER? ♪ 53 00:03:53,668 --> 00:03:57,019 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE GOOD TIMES? ♪ 54 00:03:57,062 --> 00:03:59,064 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE ALL-DAY FUN ♪ 55 00:03:59,108 --> 00:04:00,849 ♪ IN THE SUN? 56 00:04:00,892 --> 00:04:03,199 ♪ 'CAUSE THE SUMMER IS READY FOR YOU... ♪ 57 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,157 HEY! 58 00:04:05,201 --> 00:04:07,116 ♪ NO MORE PENCILS, NO MORE BOOKS ♪ 59 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:10,119 ♪ NO MORE TEACHER'S DIRTY LOOKS ♪ 60 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:13,122 ♪ NO MORE MATH AND HISTORY ♪ 61 00:04:13,165 --> 00:04:16,386 ♪ SUMMERTIME HAS SET US FREE ♪ 62 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:19,824 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE SUMMER? ♪ 63 00:04:19,868 --> 00:04:21,391 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE GOOD TIMES? ♪ 64 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:25,047 [ whistle blowing ] 65 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:27,310 OKAY, EVERYBODY. CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? 66 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:30,748 I'M ONLY GONNA EXPLAIN THIS-- 67 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:33,055 OKAY, EVERYBODY, I'M WAITING. PEOPLE, SETTLE DOWN. 68 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:39,409 [ blows whistle ] 69 00:04:39,453 --> 00:04:42,238 OKAY. THAT'S BETTER. 70 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:45,241 THERE'S A LOT OF NEW PEOPLE OUT THERE THIS YEAR. 71 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,678 SO BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER, I WANT TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 72 00:04:47,722 --> 00:04:49,158 MY NAME'S MORTY MELNICK. 73 00:04:49,201 --> 00:04:51,160 All: HI, MICKEY! 74 00:04:51,203 --> 00:04:53,728 NAME'S MORTY, NOT MICKEY. 75 00:04:53,771 --> 00:04:55,730 NOW, THE BUSES ARE LEAVING TOMORROW MORNING 76 00:04:55,773 --> 00:04:57,601 AT 6:30 TO PICK UP THE KIDS. 77 00:04:57,645 --> 00:04:59,777 IT'S VERY IMPORTANT YOU GET YOUR BUS ASSIGNMENTS 78 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:01,301 AND KNOW WHICH GROUP OF KIDS YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF. 79 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:10,397 DON'T ARGUE WITH ME, BRADLEY. 80 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:13,008 YOU CAN GET RABIES FROM A RACCOON, TOO. 81 00:05:13,051 --> 00:05:15,053 - TELL HIM, MURRAY. - THAT'S RIGHT, BRADLEY. 82 00:05:15,097 --> 00:05:18,056 AND DON'T FORGET TO PUT PAPER ON THE TOILET SEAT COVERS. 83 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:21,451 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT TO ASK YOU? DID YOU BRING SMOKES? 84 00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:23,627 OH, NO, I COULDN'T. I FORGOT. 85 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:25,716 MY MOM FOUND THE CARTON IN MY SUITCASE. 86 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,979 - SHE HAD A SHIT FIT. - WHY DON'T WE GO GET SOME? 87 00:05:28,023 --> 00:05:30,634 - YEAH, OKAY. - MOMMY? MOMMY? 88 00:05:30,678 --> 00:05:32,854 WHERE'S MY MOMMY? 89 00:05:32,897 --> 00:05:36,423 TRIPPER, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SOME ACTION THIS SUMMER. 90 00:05:36,466 --> 00:05:38,860 I HOPE YOU GENTLEMEN CAN SUPPLY IT FOR ME. 91 00:05:38,903 --> 00:05:42,385 WELL, I CAN SUPPLY IT, BUT THE GUY YOU'VE GOT TO WATCH OUT FOR IS SPAZ. 92 00:05:42,429 --> 00:05:45,388 - SPAZ? - HE'S A SEX MACHINE. 93 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:47,956 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 94 00:05:47,999 --> 00:05:50,393 HE COULDN'T WAKE ME UP WITH A TRUMPET AND DRUM. 95 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:52,264 WELL, I WENT OUT WITH HIM ONE NIGHT, 96 00:05:52,308 --> 00:05:55,224 AND HE GOT US SIX NURSES BY HIMSELF. 97 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:57,705 AND FOUR OF THEM COULDN'T REPORT TO WORK THE NEXT MORNING. 98 00:06:02,753 --> 00:06:04,581 YOU GONNA BE OKAY? 99 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:08,585 HEY, I'LL SEE YOU AT THE END OF SUMMER, OKAY? 100 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:10,674 OKAY. 101 00:06:21,685 --> 00:06:24,601 THIS BUS DOES NOT HAVE A SAFETY INSPECTION STICKER. 102 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:25,950 IT'S A FINE OLD BUS. 103 00:06:25,994 --> 00:06:28,605 NO, IT'S NOT. IT IS A PIECE OF JUNK. 104 00:06:28,649 --> 00:06:31,042 I'M GOING TO TELL MY FATHER AND HE'S GONNA REPORT YOU 105 00:06:31,086 --> 00:06:32,870 TO THE DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES. 106 00:06:32,914 --> 00:06:35,264 - ROXANNE! - AND YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL! 107 00:06:35,307 --> 00:06:37,527 YOU KNOW, JAIL? BEHIND BARS? 108 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:40,008 Girl: YEAH, JUST LIKE LAST YEAR, WE'LL HATE IT. 109 00:06:40,051 --> 00:06:42,924 YEAH, CAMP IS LOUSY, AND YOU'RE A DORK. 110 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:45,274 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU SURE ARE ONE. 111 00:06:45,317 --> 00:06:47,581 - HI. - HI. 112 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:49,234 - WHAT DO YOU WANT? - ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE? 113 00:06:49,278 --> 00:06:51,323 I CAN'T GET THESE KIDS ON THE BUS! 114 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:53,108 - THAT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING. - OKAY, LET ME TALK TO THEM. 115 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:55,110 COME HERE, GUYS. I WANT TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU. 116 00:06:55,153 --> 00:06:57,939 - NO! - NOW, YOU GUYS, 117 00:06:57,982 --> 00:07:00,289 - YOU'D BETTER GET ON THE BUS. - WHY? 118 00:07:00,332 --> 00:07:02,987 BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, I'M GONNA BEAT THE PANTS OFF OF YOU! 119 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:04,859 NOT BAD, HUH? 120 00:07:21,223 --> 00:07:23,965 - HEY, WATCH IT. THAT STUFF'S EXPENSIVE. - VERY GOOD, SIR. 121 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:31,320 HEY, SPAZ. HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY? 122 00:07:31,363 --> 00:07:33,844 - HI. - HEY, SPAZ, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 123 00:07:33,888 --> 00:07:37,021 - HEY, GIVE THAT BACK. - COME ON, SPAZ, WE'RE DOING YOU A FAVOR. 124 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:39,894 - GIVE IT BACK! - YOU WANT TO MAKE US, SPAZ? 125 00:07:39,937 --> 00:07:41,983 UH... 126 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:43,593 YEAH. 127 00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:45,769 GIVE HIM BACK THE MILK SHAKE. 128 00:07:45,813 --> 00:07:47,336 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 129 00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:49,512 HERE YOU GO. 130 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:51,514 [ laughing ] 131 00:07:53,385 --> 00:07:56,345 HEY, WE'LL SEE YOU AT THE BASKETBALL GAME, SPAZ. 132 00:07:59,348 --> 00:08:01,002 MOHAWK JERKS. 133 00:08:01,045 --> 00:08:03,526 THESE CHILDREN ARE GOING TO THE MOST GLAMOROUS 134 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:06,050 OF ALL SUMMER CAMPS, CAMP MOHAWK. 135 00:08:06,094 --> 00:08:08,096 THERE'S A TWO-YEAR WAITING LIST, 136 00:08:08,139 --> 00:08:10,402 AND EVERY CHILD HAS TO BE VOTED IN. 137 00:08:10,446 --> 00:08:13,580 ON TOP OF ALL THAT, IT COSTS $1,000 A WEEK 138 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:15,669 TO GO TO CAMP MOHAWK. THE QUESTION IS, 139 00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:17,845 IS IT WORTH $1,000 A WEEK? 140 00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:21,196 IT SURE IS. IT'S THE BEST DARN CAMP THERE IS. 141 00:08:21,239 --> 00:08:23,372 WELL, ARE YOU CONNECTED WITH CAMP MOHAWK? 142 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:26,288 I THINK SO. I'M THE PROGRAM DIRECTOR, JERRY ALDINI. 143 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:28,943 HOW DO YOU JUSTIFY $1,000 A WEEK? 144 00:08:28,986 --> 00:08:30,858 WELL, WE HAVE SOME SPECIAL PROGRAMS. 145 00:08:30,901 --> 00:08:33,425 WE'RE DOING SHAKESPEARE IN THE ROUND AGAIN THIS YEAR, OF COURSE. 146 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:36,211 OUR POLITICAL ROUNDTABLE-- HENRY KISSINGER WILL APPEAR. 147 00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:37,995 YASSER ARAFAT IS GONNA COME OUT, 148 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:39,997 SPEND A WEEKEND WITH THE KIDS, JUST RAP WITH 'EM. 149 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:42,347 - THAT'S AMAZING! - AND THE KIDS WANTED ANIMALS. 150 00:08:42,391 --> 00:08:44,959 SO THIS YEAR, EACH CAMPER WILL STALK AND KILL 151 00:08:45,002 --> 00:08:47,352 HIS OWN BEAR AT OUR PRIVATE WILDLIFE PRESERVE. 152 00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:49,659 ARE YOU SURE THE CHILDREN CAN HACK THAT? 153 00:08:49,703 --> 00:08:52,314 WE'LL SEE. BUT THE REAL EXCITEMENT, OF COURSE, 154 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:53,881 IS GONNA COME AT THE END OF THE SUMMER 155 00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:55,404 DURING SEXUAL AWARENESS WEEK. 156 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:57,362 WE IMPORT 200 HOOKERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD, 157 00:08:57,406 --> 00:09:00,583 AND EACH CAMPER, ARMED WITH ONLY A THERMOS OF COFFEE 158 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:03,934 AND $2,000 CASH, TRIES TO VISIT AS MANY COUNTRIES AS HE CAN. 159 00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:06,894 AND THE WINNER, OF COURSE, IS NAMED KING OF SEXUAL AWARENESS WEEK 160 00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:08,765 AND IS ALLOWED TO RAPE AND PILLAGE THE NEIGHBORING TOWNS 161 00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:11,463 - UNTIL CAMP ENDS. - THAT'S INCREDIBLE! 162 00:09:11,507 --> 00:09:13,596 WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FOR $1,000 A WEEK? 163 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,467 HEY, YOU HAVE A GOOD SUMMER, TOO. 164 00:09:15,511 --> 00:09:18,558 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE SUMMER? ♪ 165 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:21,648 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE GOOD TIMES? ♪ 166 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:23,911 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE ALL-DAY FUN ♪ 167 00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:25,695 ♪ IN THE SUN? 168 00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:29,046 ♪ 'CAUSE THE SUMMER IS READY FOR YOU ♪ 169 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:31,875 ♪ NO MORE PENCILS, NO MORE BOOKS ♪ 170 00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:34,835 ♪ NO MORE TEACHER'S DIRTY LOOKS ♪ 171 00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:37,446 ♪ NO MORE MATH AND HISTORY ♪ 172 00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:41,276 ♪ SUMMERTIME HAS SET US FREE ♪ 173 00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:44,279 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE SUMMER? ♪ 174 00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:47,935 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE GOOD TIMES? ♪ 175 00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:50,024 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE ALL-DAY FUN ♪ 176 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:51,808 ♪ IN THE SUN? 177 00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:55,464 ♪ 'CAUSE THE SUMMER IS READY FOR YOU. ♪ 178 00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:58,685 HEY, YOU MUST BE THE SHORT, DEPRESSED KID WE ORDERED. 179 00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:00,600 GLAD YOU MADE IT. 180 00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:03,777 WANT HALF OF THIS? 181 00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:13,656 COME ON INSIDE, FRANKENSTEIN. I'LL BUY YOU A COCKTAIL. 182 00:10:15,223 --> 00:10:16,703 ARE THE 12-YEAR-OLD GIRLS HERE? 183 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,313 - YEAH. - IT'S A TERRIFIC YEAR. 184 00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:19,706 GOT A REAL GOOD BUNCH. 185 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:22,491 Boy: THIS GROUND IS SLIPPERY. 186 00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:24,754 I COULD FALL AND GET WHIPLASH OR A BROKEN NECK. 187 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:27,539 THOSE ARE SERIOUS INJURIES. A GUY COULD DIE FROM THAT. 188 00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:29,498 - PHIL, HE'S ALL YOURS. - THANKS, TRIPPER. 189 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:31,979 YOU RUDY GERNER? HI, I'M PHIL. YOU'RE IN MY CABIN. 190 00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:34,198 - GOT TO GET THIS. - HI, MORTY. 191 00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:35,896 HI, TRIP. YOU GOT THE RULES? 192 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:38,159 - NO, I'M LOOKING FOR THEM. - OKAY, HERE YOU GO. 193 00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:40,552 VERY IMPORTANT. ALL YOUR C.I.T.s 194 00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:42,685 HAVE TO KNOW THOSE INSIDE OUT. BACKWARDS, FORWARDS. 195 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,948 POST THEM UP, MAKE SURE THEY KNOW THEM. VERY IMPORTANT. 196 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,650 HEY, LARRY. 197 00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:55,263 - LARRY. - WHAT? 198 00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:57,657 I THINK THAT CHICK OVER THERE IS STARING AT ME. 199 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,746 - WHICH CHICK? WHERE? - OVER THERE. 200 00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:01,704 [ laughs ] 201 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,880 HEY, SHE IS STARING AT YOU. 202 00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:05,621 YOU'D BETTER GO OVER AND TALK TO HER. 203 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,014 SHE PROBABLY WANTS IT. 204 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,849 [ laughs nervously ] 205 00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,415 WHAT'S COOKING, GOOD-LOOKING? 206 00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:19,200 YOUR FLY'S UNDONE. 207 00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:21,332 [ laughs ] 208 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,774 HEY, GUYS. COME HERE. 209 00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:30,385 HEY, FINK, COME ON, OFF YOUR KNEES. 210 00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:33,040 HEY, SPAZ. I WAS WATCHING YOU. 211 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,606 LOOKED LIKE YOU HAD A CHANCE THERE FOR A SECOND. 212 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:35,738 THANKS, TRIP. 213 00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:40,700 - MY MAN. MY MAIN MAN. - HEY, TRIPPER. 214 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:43,354 EYES RIGHT, GENTLEMEN. 215 00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:44,921 HEY. 216 00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:48,272 HI. HI, LARRY. 217 00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:50,797 JUST RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT. 218 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:55,453 ALL RIGHT. THESE ARE THE CAMP RULES. 219 00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:57,891 MORTY WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO TAKE A LOOK AT THESE. 220 00:11:57,934 --> 00:12:00,632 THEY'LL BE IN HERE IF YOU WANT TO CHECK THESE OUT A LITTLE BIT LATER. 221 00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:03,200 NOW, GENTLEMEN, IF YOU ARE, 222 00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:05,420 I'LL TAKE YOU OVER TO YOUR CABIN ASSIGNMENTS FOR THE FIRST WEEK. 223 00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:07,552 LET'S GO. 224 00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:09,598 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS THE SIX-YEAR-OLDS' CABIN. 225 00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:12,819 ALL THEY KNOW HOW TO DO IS EAT AND WET THEIR BEDS. 226 00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,995 YOU HAVE TO TEACH THEM EVERYTHING ELSE. 227 00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:17,301 - CROCKETT, YOU TAKE IT. - NO, NO, TRIP. I DON'T WANT IT. 228 00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:19,608 NO SIX-YEAR-OLDS. OH, COME ON, TRIP. 229 00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,784 MY MAN. GOOD LUCK. 230 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:24,787 PUT YOUR COMIC BOOK AWAY AND GET YOUR SHIRT. 231 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:27,181 TAKE THE SHIRT BY THE SHOULDERS. 232 00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:30,793 ONE FOLD, SLEEVEY, TWO FOLD, SLEEVEY. 233 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:33,187 - PRESTO! IT'S DONE! - HOW'S THIS? 234 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,450 - HOW'S THIS, MIKE? - THAT'S NOT BAD. 235 00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:37,321 LISTEN, WHY DON'T WE JUST HAVE A NAP AND WE'LL COME BACK LATER? 236 00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:39,671 - NO, FORGET IT! - COME ON, GUYS. 237 00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:41,499 DO I HAVE TO COUNT TO THREE? 238 00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:43,806 ONE... TWO... 239 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,287 TWO'S GOOD ENOUGH. COME ON, STEVE. 240 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,470 HEY, WHAT'S THAT? 241 00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:57,472 IT'S ERNIE, MY PET FROG. 242 00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:59,474 HE'S A JUMPER. 243 00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:01,258 HOW COME HE DOESN'T HOP? 244 00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:04,044 - HE'S TIRED, I GUESS. - NO, HE'S DEAD. 245 00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:05,567 NO, HE'S SLEEPING. 246 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:08,048 FOR SURE, HE'S DEAD. 247 00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:11,268 MISTER, COULD YOU HELP ME WAKE UP MY FROG? 248 00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:17,144 HE LOOKS TIRED. WHY DON'T WE JUST LET HIM SLEEP A LITTLE LONGER, OKAY? 249 00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:19,842 - YEAH. OKAY. - TAKE THAT NAP NOW, ALL RIGHT? 250 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:22,584 AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE FROG. 251 00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:26,588 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS THE 14-YEAR-OLD GIRLS' CABIN. 252 00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:27,981 THEY'VE GOT THE DRIVE AND THE EQUIPMENT, 253 00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,634 BUT THEY DON'T HAVE THE EXPERIENCE. 254 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,332 THEY BETTER NOT GET IT FROM YOU GUYS. 255 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,986 NOT THIS SUMMER, ANYWAY. 256 00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,683 ROXANNE! 257 00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:37,077 JUST THE PERSON I WANTED TO SEE. 258 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,383 LATER, TRIPPER. SAY, CHRISTMAS? 259 00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:40,602 [ laughs ] 260 00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:42,473 A.L., THAT'S YOUR CABIN. 261 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,693 YOU GOT THE JAILBAIT. WATCH 'EM. 262 00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:46,956 - WOMEN. - THANKS. 263 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,350 - SEE YOU LATER. - ROXANNE. 264 00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:51,395 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M VERY DEEPLY HURT. 265 00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:53,136 I MEAN THAT SINCERELY. 266 00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:55,617 GLAD TO HEAR IT. EXCUSE ME. 267 00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:09,631 HI, SPAZ. 268 00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:12,982 SPAZ! 269 00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:20,598 HEY, GUESS WHAT, GUYS? LISA FINALLY GOT HER PERIOD. 270 00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:22,818 - LISA! - YOU DON'T HAVE TO ADVERTISE IT! 271 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,081 BUT THEY'VE GOT TO KNOW. 272 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:28,084 HEY, LISA, YOU'D BETTER WATCH IT 'CAUSE NOW YOU CAN GET PREGNANT. 273 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:31,740 YEAH, I HEARD ABOUT THIS GIRL AND SHE GOT PREGNANT WITHOUT DOING IT WITH ANYONE. 274 00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:35,004 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU CAN'T GET PREGNANT WITHOUT DOING IT. 275 00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:38,355 NO, STUPID. SHE DIDN'T DO IT. SHE ALMOST DID IT. 276 00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,488 - OH, MY GOD. - HI, GUYS. 277 00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:42,664 - GOT YOUR CABIN THIS WEEK. - HI, A.L. 278 00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:45,275 - HEY. - GO ON, ASK HER. ASK A.L. 279 00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,451 OH, ASK ME WHAT? 280 00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:50,280 A.L., CAN A GIRL GET PREGNANT IF SHE ALMOST DOES IT WITH A GUY? 281 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:53,936 ALMOST? UH, I DON'T THINK SO, NO. 282 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:57,157 - THAT'S A RELIEF. - [ laughing ] 283 00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:01,074 OKAY, SPAZALAPALOUS, YOU'RE IN HERE WITH PHIL AND THE 12-YEAR-OLDS. 284 00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:04,338 - THIS HERE IS RUDY. - HI, RUDY. 285 00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:05,992 YOU GOT TO WATCH OUT FOR THIS GUY. 286 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,602 HE'S DONE TIME FOR CAR THEFT. 287 00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,125 OH, YEAH, MY KIND OF GUY, RUDY. 288 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,780 COULD BE A BAD INFLUENCE ON THE OTHER CHILDREN. 289 00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,913 WATCH HIM. WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS AT DINNER. 290 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:16,176 - OKAY. - WATCH OUT FOR THE EAR, RUDY, LOOK OUT! 291 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:17,829 - SEE YOU LATER, SPAZ. - BYE, GUYS. 292 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:24,924 HI, GUYS, I'M SPAZ. I'M YOUR C.I.T. THIS WEEK. 293 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:28,101 - HEY, LOOK, IT'S SPAZ! - BOO! 294 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,369 HEY, BOZO, THIS IS MY BUNK. SO SHOVE OFF! 295 00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:40,069 SETTLE DOWN! SETTLE DOWN! 296 00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:41,984 HEY, COME ON, GUYS. SETTLE DOWN. 297 00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:45,596 EVERYTHING'S PUT AWAY. THAT'S GOOD. 298 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,903 EVERYBODY HAS A BUNK. THAT'S GOOD. 299 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,384 EVERYBODY'S SETTLED IN. THAT'S GOOD. 300 00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,908 AND EVERYBODY'S BEEN DELOUSED AND FINGERPRINTED. THAT'S GOOD. 301 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,476 Boy: PHIL, LOOK, IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF CAMP 302 00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:58,218 AND WE'RE BORED ALREADY. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 303 00:15:58,261 --> 00:16:00,611 Phil: RELAX, PETER. RELAX. 304 00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,918 OKAY, YOU GUYS, AFTER LUNCH, 305 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,659 WE'VE GOT A BIG GAME WITH CABIN B-11. 306 00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,617 AND I REALLY WANT TO WIN IT, OKAY? 307 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,968 - SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? - GONNA KILL 'EM! 308 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,013 - GONNA WHAT? - WE'RE GONNA KILL THEM! 309 00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,233 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. - WE'RE GONNA KILL THEM!! 310 00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,539 WE'RE GOING TO KILL 'EM! 311 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,237 Tripper: Attention, all campers, 312 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,326 afternoon swim schedule is as follows: 313 00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:21,284 Advanced dolphins will report to the dock 314 00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:22,982 for survival swimming and IQ testing. 315 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,548 All senior silverfish, 316 00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:26,246 meet on the beach for nude sunbathing. 317 00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:28,291 Junior salmon, trout, and herring, 318 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,032 report to the nearest delicatessen. 319 00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:32,426 Six-year-old tadpoles report to the swamp. 320 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:35,429 And all lobsters, get out of here. You're a menace. 321 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:47,180 ♪ MEATBALLS 322 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:49,182 ♪ Meatballs 323 00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:51,923 ♪ MEATBALLS... 324 00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:54,665 - DAVID SAYS-- - HI, GIRLS. 325 00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:58,017 I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO WORKING WITH ALL OF YOU THIS SUMMER. 326 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,410 I JUST HOPE THERE'S ENOUGH OF ME TO GO AROUND. 327 00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:03,022 LANCE, PLEASE. WE'RE EATING. 328 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,372 ♪ BUT DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S AT ♪ 329 00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:08,505 ♪ TALK A WINNING GAME, BUT THEY CAN'T HOLD A BAT ♪ 330 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,377 ♪ MEATBALLS 331 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,422 ♪ Meatballs... 332 00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,816 - FINKER. - OH, CRAP. 333 00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:17,993 DO I HAVE TO STACK THE DISHES AGAIN? 334 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,388 I DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY. I'M WEAK FROM HUNGER. 335 00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:24,086 HEY, LESS FLAK, MORE STACK. 336 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:27,089 GOSSIP, GOSSIP! WE WANT GOSSIP! 337 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:30,571 GOSSIP, GOSSIP! WE WANT GOSSIP! 338 00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:33,095 GOSSIP, GOSSIP! WE WANT GOSSIP! 339 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:36,620 GOSSIP, GOSSIP! WE WANT GOSSIP! 340 00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:39,841 GOSSIP, GOSSIP! WE WANT GOSSIP! 341 00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:44,063 [ cheering ] 342 00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:50,069 OKAY. OKAY. WE HAVE A GOSSIP UPDATE. 343 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,549 THIS IS THE NEWS. IT SEEMS AS THOUGH 344 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:55,335 LAST SUMMER'S HOTTEST COUPLE HAVE SPLIT. 345 00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,119 I CAN'T TELL YOU THEIR NAMES, 346 00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,295 BUT HER INITIALS ARE A.L. 347 00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:02,516 AND HE'S THE HOTTEST C.I.T. ON WHEELS. 348 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:05,954 WE ALL KNOW THEY SPENT MOST OF LAST SUMMER IN THE BUSHES. 349 00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:09,175 BUT THE QUESTION IS, WILL TRUE LOVE BLOOM AGAIN? 350 00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:11,090 AND SPEAKING OF C.I.T.s, 351 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,700 THERE'S A CERTAIN GIRL NAMED WENDY 352 00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:15,094 WHO'S GIVING ALL THE GUYS WET DREAMS. 353 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:18,271 - [ laughing ] - [ blows whistle ] 354 00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,316 [ cheering ] 355 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,188 OKAY, JODY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 356 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:24,059 EVERYBODY, WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED STACKING, 357 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,887 ALL THE CABINS CAN GO TO THEIR OTHER ACTIVITIES. 358 00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:29,804 I'LL SEE YOU IN A LITTLE BIT. 359 00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,197 OKAY, YOU GUYS, LET'S PLAY BALL. 360 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:34,722 - LET'S GO. - ALL RIGHT. 361 00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:37,768 LET'S MOVE. WE'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO THE CABIN FOR REST PERIOD. 362 00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:40,336 IF I WANTED TO REST, I WOULD HAVE STAYED IN CLEVELAND. 363 00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:42,382 YOU AND THE SHRIMP ARE PLAYING DEFENSE. GET YOUR SHIRTS OFF. 364 00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,340 HEY, ALL RIGHT! WE'RE DEFENSE, BUDDY! 365 00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:47,038 COME ON, LET'S GO. WE CAN WIN THIS GAME, ALL RIGHT? 366 00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:51,086 ♪ GONNA WIN TONIGHT, LOUDER, LOUDER... ♪ 367 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,219 [ shouting ] 368 00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:03,011 COME ON, YOU GUYS. LET'S KILL THEM! 369 00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:09,148 COME ON, RUDY, GET IT BACK THE OTHER WAY! 370 00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:16,720 [ cheering ] 371 00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,853 GET OUT OF HERE. 372 00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:21,203 WE CAN'T HAVE GERNER ON OUR TEAM. HE'S TOTALLY USELESS! 373 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:23,466 - HE SUCKS. HE'S TERRIBLE. - I KNOW. I KNOW. 374 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:24,815 OKAY, COME ON. LET'S REGROUP. 375 00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,937 CAN I HAVE SOME FRIES, PLEASE? 376 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:10,861 HEY, GERNER! HOW'S IT GOING? 377 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:16,911 THIS IS THE BEST DAMN FOOD IN THE WHOLE TWO PINES AREA. 378 00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:19,392 NOT SURPRISED YOU FOUND THIS PLACE. 379 00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:22,308 I HAD YOU PEGGED FOR A GOURMET THE FIRST TIME I MET YOU. 380 00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:26,442 THAT'S A SMART MOVE, BRINGING A SUITCASE. 381 00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:28,575 YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LEAVING A LOT OF VALUABLE SOCKS 382 00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:31,099 AND UNDERWEAR AROUND CAMP WHERE PEOPLE CAN RUSTLE AROUND IN THEM 383 00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:34,537 WHEN YOU'RE OUT ON THE TOWN. THANK YOU. 384 00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:37,279 YOU LIKE KETCHUP? 385 00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:39,977 I'M GOING AWAY. 386 00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:41,805 YOU GOING TO VEGAS? 387 00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:44,155 IF YOU'RE GOING TO VEGAS, I WOULD BE UP FOR IT. 388 00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:47,637 'CAUSE I LOVE THAT TOWN. I'M A PARTY GUY. I LOVE THAT TOWN. 389 00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:50,292 I DON'T THINK THEY WANT ME AROUND. 390 00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:54,296 YOU TALKING ABOUT THE SOCCER HEADS BACK THERE? 391 00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,255 WELL, THAT'S LIFE IN THE FAST-PACED, 392 00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,866 SLAM BANG, LIVE-ON-THE-RAZOR'S-EDGE, 393 00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:02,043 LAUGH-IN-THE-FACE-OF-DEATH WORLD OF JUNIOR LEAGUE SOCCER. 394 00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:04,480 I'M SERIOUS. I NEVER PLAYED THE GAME BEFORE. 395 00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:06,526 I TRIED TO TELL THEM. 396 00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:07,875 WHAT? 397 00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:09,659 YOU TRIED TO TELL... 398 00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:12,575 AND THEY... WHO WAS IT? 399 00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:14,360 I'LL GET THEM. 400 00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:16,710 I'LL GET THEM WITH THIS SWISS ARMY KNIFE. 401 00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:19,321 THE SWISS TRAINED ME TO KILL AND I WILL DO IT. 402 00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:21,410 I WILL GRAB THESE GUYS BY THE NECK, 403 00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:24,413 TAKE THE TOOTHPICK, AND STICK IT RIGHT IN BETWEEN THEIR TEETH. 404 00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:26,894 AND THEN I'LL SLAP THEM AROUND THE HEAD A COUPLE OF TIMES. 405 00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:28,896 THEY'LL GO OUT FOR JUST A COUPLE OF SECONDS. THEY'LL BE UNCONSCIOUS. 406 00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:30,593 WHILE THEY'RE DOING THAT, I'LL GO FOR THE CORKSCREW 407 00:21:30,637 --> 00:21:33,335 AND I'LL GRAB 'EM, AND I'LL TAKE THAT CORKSCREW 408 00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:35,511 AND I WILL STICK IT RIGHT INTO THE VOICE BOX. 409 00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:38,949 I WILL TWIST THAT MOFO. I WILL TWIST IT IN THE VOICE BOX 410 00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:42,257 AND RIP IT OUT AND HE'LL TALK LIKE THIS FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. 411 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,825 I DON'T WANT TO HURT ANYONE. 412 00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:47,654 I JUST WANT THEM TO LIKE ME. 413 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,048 WHY? 414 00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:54,269 YOU MAKE ONE GOOD FRIEND A SUMMER, 415 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,271 THEN YOU'RE DOING PRETTY WELL. 416 00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:04,018 LOOK, IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE, COME TO ME, 417 00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:06,063 TELL ME AND I'LL HELP YOU. 418 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,808 WHAT'S THAT? IS THAT YES OR NO? 419 00:22:11,852 --> 00:22:13,723 YES IS LIKE THIS. 420 00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,769 AND NO IS TWISTING, TWISTING, TWISTING. 421 00:22:15,812 --> 00:22:17,858 - WELL, IT WAS YES. - IT WAS THIS ONE? 422 00:22:17,901 --> 00:22:20,469 - YES. ONE OF THOSE. - IT WASN'T SIDE TO SIDE? 423 00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:22,602 - NO, IT WASN'T. - YOU CAN HURT YOUR NECK DOING THAT. 424 00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:25,039 OKAY, HAVE YOU GOT WHEELS? 425 00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:27,171 'CAUSE I NEED A LIFT BACK TO CAMP. 426 00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:29,565 MY FOLKS WON'T LET ME DRIVE 'CAUSE THEY CAUGHT ME DRINKING. 427 00:22:29,609 --> 00:22:32,394 THEY DON'T LET ME OUT OF THE HOUSE ANYMORE 'CAUSE I'M A JERK. 428 00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:34,614 THEY'RE GONNA SEND ME TO MILITARY SCHOOL. 429 00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:38,966 YOU FORGOT SOMETHING. 430 00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:41,360 THANKS FOR THE FRIES. 431 00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:56,244 [ explosion ] 432 00:22:56,287 --> 00:23:00,422 - CHRIST. - YOU ASSHOLE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 433 00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:03,033 YOU MOOK, WHY DON'T YOU WARN ME WHEN YOU'RE GONNA PLAY WITH YOUR DYNAMITE? 434 00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:08,256 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, HARDWARE? 435 00:23:08,299 --> 00:23:10,214 I'M HOOKING UP THIS HEAVY-DUTY OUTLET 436 00:23:10,258 --> 00:23:12,129 FOR OUR NEW AIR CONDITIONER. 437 00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:15,655 AN AIR CONDITIONER? THAT'S GREAT! WHERE IS IT? 438 00:23:15,698 --> 00:23:19,223 MORTY'S OFFICE. HE LOVES HEAT. 439 00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:23,750 OKAY, AN AIR CONDITIONER 440 00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:25,578 JUST DOESN'T GET UP AND WALK AWAY. 441 00:23:25,621 --> 00:23:28,015 ANY IDEA WHERE IT MIGHT BE, TRIPPER? 442 00:23:28,058 --> 00:23:30,365 I HAVE NO IDEA. 443 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,541 MAYBE IT WAS STOLEN, MORTY. 444 00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:34,761 OF COURSE IT WAS STOLEN, 445 00:23:34,804 --> 00:23:36,589 BUT I'M GONNA FIND IT. 446 00:23:36,632 --> 00:23:38,721 WILL YOU TWO GO OVER THE SCHEDULES, PLEASE? 447 00:23:40,331 --> 00:23:42,072 OKAY, READY? 448 00:23:43,857 --> 00:23:46,903 MONDAY, WEDNESDAY, AND FRIDAY, 2:00 TO 4:00 P.M. 449 00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:50,472 JUNIOR BOYS AND JUNIOR GIRLS. 450 00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:54,302 TUESDAY AND THURSDAY, 2:00 TO 4:00 P.M. 451 00:23:54,345 --> 00:23:56,173 JUNIOR BOYS. 452 00:23:56,217 --> 00:23:58,306 THURSDAY AND FRIDAY, 4:00 TO 5:00-- 453 00:23:58,349 --> 00:24:00,134 - ROXANNE. - WHAT? 454 00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:02,353 I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS AS A FRIEND. 455 00:24:02,397 --> 00:24:04,530 I CAN SEE RIGHT DOWN YOUR BLOUSE. 456 00:24:04,573 --> 00:24:07,837 - OH. - SEE EVERYTHING, TOO. 457 00:24:07,881 --> 00:24:10,623 TRIPPER, IS THERE SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH YOU? 458 00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:14,235 ROXANNE, I HAVE WHAT DOCTORS CALL VERY ACTIVE GLANDS. 459 00:24:14,278 --> 00:24:17,151 YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON I'VE TOLD. MY FOLKS DON'T EVEN KNOW. 460 00:24:17,194 --> 00:24:19,240 WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN HAVE SURGERY WITHOUT THEM KNOWING. 461 00:24:19,283 --> 00:24:21,895 OH, HECK WITH SURGERY. 462 00:24:21,938 --> 00:24:25,376 - LET'S WRESTLE. - NO, LET'S NOT. OKAY, TRIPPER? NO! 463 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:29,076 - TRIP! - THE ATOMIC SKULL CRUSHER! 464 00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:31,644 LET'S NOT DO THIS, OKAY, TRIPPER? 465 00:24:31,687 --> 00:24:33,646 LET'S JUST STOP RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 466 00:24:33,689 --> 00:24:35,474 OKAY? 467 00:24:39,782 --> 00:24:42,698 AH! 468 00:24:42,742 --> 00:24:44,483 - DIP LOCK! - WHAT? 469 00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:47,137 - TRIPPER, NO! - SHARK-INFESTED WATERS. 470 00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:49,531 DON'T DO THAT ONE, TRIPPER. NO! NO, TRIPPER! 471 00:24:49,575 --> 00:24:51,141 OW! 472 00:24:52,926 --> 00:24:54,841 TRIPPER, LET'S STOP NOW, OKAY? 473 00:24:54,884 --> 00:24:57,626 NO, LET'S STOP. 474 00:24:57,670 --> 00:24:59,802 I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT BLOUSE THING, BUT SOMEBODY HAD TO TELL YOU. 475 00:24:59,846 --> 00:25:02,326 TRIPPER, GET OFF ME RIGHT NOW OR I START SCREAMING. 476 00:25:02,370 --> 00:25:04,067 OH, AT THE COUNT OF THREE, I GUESS, HUH? 477 00:25:04,111 --> 00:25:06,287 - ONE, TWO... - [ both screaming ] 478 00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:09,551 HELP! HELP ME! 479 00:25:09,595 --> 00:25:12,380 SOMEBODY, HELP! GET OFF ME! 480 00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:14,600 - MORTY! - WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 481 00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:16,558 - OH, MORTY. - WHAT? 482 00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:19,561 MORTY, MORTY. 483 00:25:19,605 --> 00:25:22,042 - SHE ATTACKED ME. - GIVE ME A BREAK. 484 00:25:22,085 --> 00:25:23,739 SHE CAME AT ME LIKE AN ANIMAL. 485 00:25:27,003 --> 00:25:29,571 [ gasping ] 486 00:25:31,181 --> 00:25:32,922 WOULD YOU GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF? 487 00:25:32,966 --> 00:25:35,490 [ whimpering ] 488 00:25:37,753 --> 00:25:40,843 IT'S GREAT. YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE IT FROM OUTSIDE 489 00:25:40,887 --> 00:25:42,932 - BECAUSE OF THE BUSHES. - OKAY, THIS IS IT! 490 00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:45,631 THIS IS IT. NOW, IN FIVE SECONDS-- 491 00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:48,982 WE'RE TALKING FIVE-- WE ARE GONNA HAVE THE COOLEST CABIN IN CAMP. 492 00:25:49,025 --> 00:25:52,376 - ALL RIGHT! - THANK YOU, MICKEY! 493 00:25:53,726 --> 00:25:56,424 LET'S DO IT! YOU READY? 494 00:25:56,467 --> 00:25:58,382 - ARE YOU READY? - I'M READY! 495 00:25:58,426 --> 00:25:59,906 IN FIVE... 496 00:25:59,949 --> 00:26:01,516 FOUR... 497 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,345 THREE... TWO... ONE... 498 00:26:04,388 --> 00:26:06,347 DO IT! 499 00:26:11,482 --> 00:26:13,441 - HARDWARE. - YEAH, CROCKETT? 500 00:26:13,484 --> 00:26:15,356 YOU'RE A DICK. 501 00:27:34,522 --> 00:27:37,177 OKAY. PIT STOP. CHANGE THE TIRES. 502 00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:46,665 [ panting ] 503 00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:48,971 NOT BAD. 504 00:27:49,015 --> 00:27:50,538 YOU GOT PRETTY GOOD FORM. 505 00:27:50,581 --> 00:27:53,236 - IT'S REAL GOOD, RUDY. - REALLY? 506 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:56,892 WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME OUT. 507 00:27:56,936 --> 00:27:59,416 IT'S OKAY. 508 00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:01,244 YOU WANT TO GET INTO SHAPE, THOUGH, 509 00:28:01,288 --> 00:28:03,682 YOU'VE GOT TO COME OUT EVERY MORNING WITH ME. 510 00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:05,161 I'LL MAKE YOU INTO AN ANIMAL. 511 00:28:07,642 --> 00:28:10,297 FOR TOP PHYSICAL CONDITION, YOU GOT TO PAY THE PRICE. 512 00:28:10,340 --> 00:28:12,386 OKAY. 513 00:28:12,429 --> 00:28:14,910 OKAY. 514 00:28:18,174 --> 00:28:20,002 Tripper: Attention, campers. 515 00:28:20,046 --> 00:28:23,484 Remember, this is killer bee season in the north woods, 516 00:28:23,527 --> 00:28:25,616 so don't provoke any flying yellow things. 517 00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:27,270 You're just asking for trouble. 518 00:28:27,314 --> 00:28:29,664 [ buzzing ] 519 00:28:34,930 --> 00:28:37,672 HEY, CROCKETT, I TOLD CANDACE 520 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,587 I WAS GONNA CHRISTEN MY BOAT THE CANDACE. 521 00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:42,590 AND SHE JUST ABOUT HAD A HEART ATTACK. 522 00:28:42,633 --> 00:28:45,462 I DON'T THINK SHE KNEW HOW MUCH IN LOVE WE REALLY WERE. 523 00:28:47,247 --> 00:28:49,118 HEY, CROCKETT, CAN YOU HELP ME A SEC? 524 00:28:49,162 --> 00:28:50,598 SURE, CANDACE. 525 00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:54,167 HURRY UP, COME ON! 526 00:28:59,346 --> 00:29:02,044 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 527 00:29:02,088 --> 00:29:05,787 CROCKETT, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I EVER KIDNAPPED A GUY. 528 00:29:05,831 --> 00:29:08,877 - NO KIDDING, HUH? - YOU'LL BE RELEASED UNHARMED. 529 00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:11,750 I JUST WANT YOU LONG ENOUGH TO TELL YOU 530 00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:13,403 THAT I'M REALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU. 531 00:29:13,447 --> 00:29:15,101 - YEAH? - YEAH! 532 00:29:15,144 --> 00:29:17,930 I THINK I'M SPECIAL, TOO. 533 00:29:17,973 --> 00:29:19,801 HELL, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE IN THIS CAMP 534 00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:21,455 I REALLY WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH. 535 00:29:21,498 --> 00:29:22,978 - REALLY? - YEAH! 536 00:29:23,022 --> 00:29:24,980 - WHAT ABOUT LANCE CASHMAN? - LANCE CASHMAN? 537 00:29:25,024 --> 00:29:28,114 - YEAH, LANCE. - LANCE CASHMAN IS A TOTAL JERK-OFF! 538 00:29:29,855 --> 00:29:32,553 ALL RIGHT! SHE LIKES ME! 539 00:29:32,596 --> 00:29:35,599 SHE LIKES ME! HA HA! 540 00:29:35,643 --> 00:29:39,038 JERK-OFF? I DON'T JERK OFF. 541 00:29:39,081 --> 00:29:40,822 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS! 542 00:29:40,866 --> 00:29:42,606 JUST THROW IT UP IN THE AIR AND HIT IT. 543 00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:51,790 WHOA! 544 00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:02,452 - I'M SORRY. - WHY DON'T WE SERVE? 545 00:30:02,496 --> 00:30:04,367 YEAH. 546 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:09,024 DID YOU SEE THE WAY SHE HANDED YOU THE RACKET? 547 00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:11,200 SHE WANTS IT. 548 00:30:11,244 --> 00:30:13,594 YOU GUYS READY? HERE IT COMES! 549 00:30:15,857 --> 00:30:17,032 - I GOT IT! - IT'S MINE! 550 00:30:17,076 --> 00:30:19,861 GET IT! GET IT! LOB IT! LOB IT! 551 00:30:19,905 --> 00:30:23,082 - I GOT IT! I GOT IT! - I GOT IT! I GOT IT! 552 00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:25,693 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU HAD IT, MEATBALL! 553 00:30:25,736 --> 00:30:27,608 WHY DON'T YOU SERVE, THEN? 554 00:30:30,741 --> 00:30:32,743 READY? 555 00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:37,618 OH, OH, OH, I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I'M GONNA GET IT! 556 00:30:37,661 --> 00:30:39,707 I'M GONNA GET IT! OW! 557 00:30:42,057 --> 00:30:44,407 Tripper: Attention, here's an update on tonight's dinner. 558 00:30:44,451 --> 00:30:47,497 It was veal. I repeat, veal. 559 00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:49,978 The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest 560 00:30:50,022 --> 00:30:53,721 is Jeffrey Corbin, who guessed "some kind of beef." 561 00:30:53,764 --> 00:30:55,375 Congratulations, Jeffrey. 562 00:30:55,418 --> 00:30:57,464 You just won a brand-new Chrysler Cordoba. 563 00:30:57,507 --> 00:31:00,206 You can pick it up at Morty's office. 564 00:31:02,164 --> 00:31:03,818 YOU BET. 565 00:31:05,124 --> 00:31:06,821 FIVE. 566 00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:11,043 I'LL SEE THAT FIVE. 567 00:31:13,262 --> 00:31:15,047 WANT A CARD? 568 00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:16,048 NO. 569 00:31:17,919 --> 00:31:21,444 I'LL TAKE ONE. EIGHT. 570 00:31:21,488 --> 00:31:24,099 15. 571 00:31:24,143 --> 00:31:26,667 18. I'LL STICK. 572 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,933 20. 573 00:31:35,328 --> 00:31:37,025 SHARK! 574 00:31:37,069 --> 00:31:39,288 YOU'RE PLAYING SOME SORT OF SYSTEM, AREN'T YOU? 575 00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:41,900 YOU'RE WATCHING THE CARDS, MARKING THE CARDS. 576 00:31:48,863 --> 00:31:51,561 [ burps ] 577 00:31:52,998 --> 00:31:55,043 [ burps ] 578 00:31:55,087 --> 00:31:57,698 FROM THE DIAPHRAGM. THAT'S THE SECRET. 579 00:31:59,395 --> 00:32:02,094 [ burping ] OH, REALLY? 580 00:32:02,137 --> 00:32:03,704 REALLY? 581 00:32:05,358 --> 00:32:07,316 FROM THE DIAPHRAGM. 582 00:32:09,362 --> 00:32:12,321 - [ burps ] - THAT'S NOT FROM THE DIAPHRAGM! 583 00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:15,020 ANTE UP. 584 00:32:15,063 --> 00:32:17,239 WHAT DO YOU DO IN THE OFF-SEASON? 585 00:32:17,283 --> 00:32:20,547 GO TO SCHOOL. 586 00:32:20,590 --> 00:32:21,940 20. 587 00:32:23,202 --> 00:32:25,204 20? 588 00:32:25,247 --> 00:32:27,728 WHAT, ARE YOU SOME SORT OF MADMAN? 589 00:32:27,771 --> 00:32:31,297 IS THAT WHAT THEY TEACH YOU IN THAT SCHOOL OF YOURS? 20? 590 00:32:31,340 --> 00:32:33,299 I'LL SEE YOUR 20. 591 00:32:33,342 --> 00:32:35,214 HELP YOU WALK OUT OF HERE WITH NOTHING. 592 00:32:37,433 --> 00:32:39,740 I THINK I LIKE HISTORY THE MOST. 593 00:32:39,783 --> 00:32:41,568 IT'S FUN TO IMAGINE 594 00:32:41,611 --> 00:32:44,310 THAT I'M IN SOME OTHER TIME AND DIFFERENT PLACE. 595 00:32:44,353 --> 00:32:46,921 SHUT UP AND LOOK AT YOUR CARDS! 596 00:32:50,446 --> 00:32:52,144 BLACKJACK. 597 00:32:59,455 --> 00:33:01,544 19. 598 00:33:01,588 --> 00:33:03,111 21. 599 00:33:04,591 --> 00:33:06,723 I'VE HAD IT. THAT'S IT. 600 00:33:06,767 --> 00:33:09,770 CARD MONSTER! GET OUT! 601 00:33:13,295 --> 00:33:16,864 I THINK YOU'RE PRETTY TIRED. I THINK YOU OUGHT TO GO HOME AND GO TO SLEEP. 602 00:33:16,907 --> 00:33:19,214 - THIS WAS GREAT. - OH, YEAH, THIS WAS GREAT. 603 00:33:19,258 --> 00:33:21,303 YOU'RE THE GUY WALKING HOME WITH ALL THE PEANUTS. 604 00:33:21,347 --> 00:33:23,044 IF I WERE WALKING HOME WITH THE PEANUTS, IT WOULD BE INCREDIBLE. 605 00:33:23,088 --> 00:33:24,785 IT WOULD BE SENSATIONAL! 606 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,614 ARE YOU GOING TO BED? 607 00:33:27,657 --> 00:33:29,659 NO, I'VE CALLED AN ORGANIZATIONAL MEETING 608 00:33:29,703 --> 00:33:32,010 OF THE C.I.T.s FOR A LITTLE BIT LATER THIS EVENING. 609 00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:34,012 NO MIDGETS ALLOWED. SORRY. 610 00:33:35,970 --> 00:33:38,103 WELL, ENOUGH OF THIS PLAYING FOR PEANUTS. 611 00:33:38,146 --> 00:33:41,062 TOMORROW NIGHT WE PLAY FOR REAL STAKES-- ZUCCHINI. 612 00:33:43,195 --> 00:33:45,849 CHILDREN STARVING IN INDIA, AND YOU'RE WALKING AROUND 613 00:33:45,893 --> 00:33:47,503 WITH A WHOLE SOMBRERO FULL OF PEANUTS. 614 00:33:47,547 --> 00:33:49,375 I HOPE YOU SLEEP WELL. 615 00:33:50,985 --> 00:33:52,595 GOOD NIGHT, TRIPPER. 616 00:33:57,078 --> 00:33:59,733 [ hums ] 617 00:34:03,867 --> 00:34:06,783 ATTENTION, ALL CAMPERS. 618 00:34:06,827 --> 00:34:09,656 IT'S NOW 9:30. 619 00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:11,440 AND THAT'S LIGHTS-OUT TIME-- 620 00:34:11,484 --> 00:34:13,573 9:30, AS YOU KNOW. 621 00:34:13,616 --> 00:34:16,880 TOMORROW IS PARENTS' DAY AND YOU MUST LOOK RESTED 622 00:34:16,924 --> 00:34:19,535 OR MORTY WILL BE SENT TO THE STATE PENITENTIARY. 623 00:34:26,107 --> 00:34:28,631 [ bellowing ] 624 00:34:31,547 --> 00:34:33,680 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - TURN OFF THE LIGHTS. 625 00:34:33,723 --> 00:34:36,596 EVERYBODY UP. EVERYONE'S GOT TO GET UP NOW. 626 00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:39,077 - COME ON. - WHAT IS IT, BREAKFAST? 627 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:42,384 HARDWARE, GET UP! UP! UP! 628 00:34:43,516 --> 00:34:46,084 WHO'S THE PUPPY? 629 00:34:46,127 --> 00:34:49,609 - [ whistles ] - WHAT? WHAT? 630 00:34:49,652 --> 00:34:52,481 ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN. BIG EVENT. 631 00:34:52,525 --> 00:34:55,267 OPERATION LATE-NIGHT EXCITEMENT. 632 00:34:55,310 --> 00:34:57,312 ANOTHER PANTY RAID, TRIP? 633 00:34:57,356 --> 00:34:59,923 NO QUESTIONS, DOGFACE! 634 00:34:59,967 --> 00:35:02,665 DRESS UP AND MOVE OUT! 635 00:35:22,816 --> 00:35:25,079 [ snoring ] 636 00:35:39,049 --> 00:35:41,139 TIE HIM UP. 637 00:35:49,277 --> 00:35:50,757 DON'T WAKE HIM. 638 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,324 TIE HIM GENTLY NOW. HE NEEDS HIS SLEEP. 639 00:35:54,891 --> 00:35:57,024 HONOR GUARD... 640 00:35:57,067 --> 00:35:59,505 PREPARE TO RAISE THE CASKET. 641 00:36:00,941 --> 00:36:03,161 [ snoring ] 642 00:36:13,432 --> 00:36:15,695 WON'T FIT, TRIP. 643 00:36:15,738 --> 00:36:17,914 SPIN HIM. 644 00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:33,887 COMPANY, ROTATE. 645 00:36:38,587 --> 00:36:41,286 RIGHT FACE. 646 00:36:41,329 --> 00:36:44,289 - RIGHT FACE. - [ whistling ] 647 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,757 [ people laughing ] 648 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:20,542 [ alarm rings ] 649 00:37:24,024 --> 00:37:26,113 Woman: GOOD MORNING, MR. MELNICK! 650 00:37:26,156 --> 00:37:28,202 - [ horns honking ] - Man: HEY, MICKEY! 651 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:32,206 - HELLO, MICKEY! - HEY, MICKEY! 652 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:35,078 - HI, MICKEY! - HEY, MICKEY! 653 00:37:43,913 --> 00:37:46,525 LOTS OF ROOM. LOOKS FINE, DAD. 654 00:37:46,568 --> 00:37:48,135 LOOKS GOOD, DAD. COME ON. 655 00:37:48,178 --> 00:37:50,964 - OKAY? - LOOKS FINE, DAD. 656 00:37:52,444 --> 00:37:54,315 SORRY, DAD. 657 00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:02,802 YO. 658 00:38:04,630 --> 00:38:06,371 YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN WITH ME TODAY. 659 00:38:06,414 --> 00:38:07,763 I KNOW YOU GOT THINGS TO DO. 660 00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:09,199 NO, I'D RATHER RUN. 661 00:38:09,243 --> 00:38:11,419 TAKES MY MIND OFF SEX. 662 00:38:11,463 --> 00:38:13,595 YOUR DAD COMING UP TODAY? 663 00:38:13,639 --> 00:38:15,510 CAN'T. 664 00:38:15,554 --> 00:38:17,860 MINE CAN'T EITHER. 665 00:38:17,904 --> 00:38:20,036 HE'S GOT TO MOW THE LAWN. 666 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,474 MIND HANGING OUT WITH ME TODAY? 667 00:38:22,517 --> 00:38:24,519 NO. 668 00:38:24,563 --> 00:38:27,043 OKAY. 669 00:38:27,087 --> 00:38:30,395 ♪ IF YOU LET ME 670 00:38:30,438 --> 00:38:34,921 ♪ I COULD BE YOUR GOOD FRIEND ♪ 671 00:38:34,964 --> 00:38:39,491 ♪ I KNOW THAT IF YOU LET ME ♪ 672 00:38:39,534 --> 00:38:43,408 ♪ WE COULD WALK TOGETHER ♪ 673 00:38:43,451 --> 00:38:45,584 ♪ WE'RE NOT SO DIFFERENT 674 00:38:45,627 --> 00:38:48,587 ♪ YOU KNOW 675 00:38:48,630 --> 00:38:54,070 ♪ THOUGH WE MAY HAVE DIFFERENT DREAMS... ♪ 676 00:38:54,114 --> 00:38:57,073 HEY, GOT ANY KIDS IN YOUR FAMILY? 677 00:38:57,117 --> 00:38:59,728 - NO. - DID YOU EVER DO ANY TIME IN PRISON? 678 00:38:59,772 --> 00:39:01,861 - NO. - UH-HUH. 679 00:39:01,904 --> 00:39:04,603 - YOU KNOW HOW TO HOT-WIRE A CAR? - NOT YET, NO. 680 00:39:04,646 --> 00:39:06,300 YOU'LL LEARN IN CLASS. 681 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:08,389 YOU READ IN THE PAPER TODAY ABOUT THE POLISH TERRORIST? 682 00:39:08,433 --> 00:39:10,173 - NO. - IT WAS A TRAGEDY. 683 00:39:10,217 --> 00:39:11,610 THEY SENT THIS GUY TO BLOW UP A CAR, 684 00:39:11,653 --> 00:39:13,438 AND THE GUY BURNS HIS MOUTH ON A TAILPIPE. 685 00:39:13,481 --> 00:39:15,962 IT'S AN OLD ONE. YOU GET THAT A LOT UP HERE. 686 00:39:16,005 --> 00:39:17,833 RATTLESNAKE! LOOK OUT! 687 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,892 [ grunting ] 688 00:39:32,935 --> 00:39:35,024 SHH, QUIET. QUIET, SHH. 689 00:39:35,068 --> 00:39:37,418 - SHH. SHH. - [ woman speaking indistinctly ] 690 00:39:37,462 --> 00:39:39,420 OW. 691 00:39:43,119 --> 00:39:44,730 "...AGAINST THE DANK JUNGLE FLOOR." 692 00:39:44,773 --> 00:39:47,559 - [ breathing heavily ] - RELAX. 693 00:39:47,602 --> 00:39:51,171 "IN THE DISTANCE, THE OCEAN UNDULATED WITH INCREASING FERVOR." 694 00:39:51,214 --> 00:39:53,260 - I CAN HEAR THEM. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 695 00:39:53,303 --> 00:39:55,480 THIS BOOK IS REALLY DISGUSTING. 696 00:39:55,523 --> 00:39:58,308 WELL, IT SOUNDS GREAT TO ME. 697 00:39:58,352 --> 00:40:00,398 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 698 00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:02,443 "SHE COULD NO LONGER CONTAIN THE PLEA." 699 00:40:02,487 --> 00:40:03,966 OH, MY GOD! 700 00:40:04,010 --> 00:40:07,143 OH! YOU LITTLE HUNK OF HONEYBUNCH. 701 00:40:07,187 --> 00:40:08,971 - [ moaning ] - [ laughing ] 702 00:40:09,015 --> 00:40:11,800 - "'TAKE ME!'" - [ thuds ] 703 00:40:11,844 --> 00:40:15,064 "'MAKE ME A WOMAN.' SHE REALIZED SHE WAS UTTERING SOUNDS 704 00:40:15,108 --> 00:40:17,110 FROM DEEP WITHIN HERSELF, 705 00:40:17,153 --> 00:40:18,807 NOISES UNLIKE ANY SHE HAD EVER MADE BEFORE." 706 00:40:18,851 --> 00:40:21,462 SHHH. SHUT UP! SHUT UP, SHUT UP! 707 00:40:21,506 --> 00:40:24,509 SHUT UP, OKAY? SHUT UP. SHH, SHH, SHH. 708 00:40:24,552 --> 00:40:27,903 "...THE HUNGRY PERSONIFICATION OF PASSION AND PAIN. 709 00:40:27,947 --> 00:40:32,430 CLOSER AND CLOSER THE STRANGER CAME 710 00:40:32,473 --> 00:40:35,345 TOWARDS THE ENTANGLED PAIR." 711 00:40:35,389 --> 00:40:37,783 - I'M GETTING A BONER. - WHAT? 712 00:40:37,826 --> 00:40:40,525 - I SAID I'M GETTING A BONER! - WILL YOU SHH? 713 00:40:40,568 --> 00:40:43,310 SHH! WAIT A MINUTE. 714 00:40:43,353 --> 00:40:46,269 - WHAT IS IT? - I THINK I HEAR SOMETHING. 715 00:40:51,361 --> 00:40:54,277 COME ON, LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT. 716 00:40:54,321 --> 00:40:55,888 QUIET. 717 00:40:55,931 --> 00:40:58,020 SHHH! 718 00:40:58,064 --> 00:40:59,500 THEY CAN HEAR US. 719 00:40:59,544 --> 00:41:01,502 SHH, SHH, SHH. 720 00:41:01,546 --> 00:41:03,461 I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING. 721 00:41:03,504 --> 00:41:06,246 I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING. 722 00:41:06,289 --> 00:41:08,509 - I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE. - I BET YOU THEY HEARD US. 723 00:41:08,553 --> 00:41:10,163 GET OUT OF HERE. GET OUT OF HERE. 724 00:41:10,206 --> 00:41:12,208 - GO ON, GET OUT. - I'M GOING. 725 00:41:12,252 --> 00:41:14,689 SPAZ, I'M STUCK. I'M HAVING TROUBLE. 726 00:41:14,733 --> 00:41:17,692 COME ON, SPAZ, HELP ME. I'M HAVING TROUBLE. 727 00:41:17,736 --> 00:41:19,738 PULL! SPAZ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 728 00:41:21,435 --> 00:41:23,263 SPAZ, YOU'RE RIPPING MY FACE OFF. 729 00:41:23,306 --> 00:41:25,657 - [ muffled scream ] - [ laughing ] 730 00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:28,355 GET ME OUT OF HERE. 731 00:41:28,398 --> 00:41:29,704 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 732 00:41:29,748 --> 00:41:33,534 SPAZ! SPAZ! 733 00:41:33,578 --> 00:41:35,144 SPAZ! 734 00:41:35,188 --> 00:41:38,539 SPAZ! SPAZ! 735 00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:40,454 WHAT, ARE YOU A HOMO OR WHAT? 736 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:43,588 GET OVER HERE! OW! OW! 737 00:41:43,631 --> 00:41:45,328 SPAZ! 738 00:41:45,372 --> 00:41:47,330 SPAZ! SPAZ! 739 00:41:47,374 --> 00:41:50,377 Tripper: Attention, bus for the Camp Mohawk 740 00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:52,379 basketball game leaving in 15 minutes. 741 00:41:52,422 --> 00:41:54,903 And there is a very fat pair of pants 742 00:41:54,947 --> 00:41:56,818 hanging on the flagpole this morning. 743 00:42:06,872 --> 00:42:09,222 SEE YOU AT CAMP MOHAWK, MORTY. 744 00:42:24,890 --> 00:42:28,110 ONE, TWO, THREE, CAMP MOHAWK. 745 00:42:28,154 --> 00:42:30,417 DEATH, INJURY, BLOOD AND PAIN! 746 00:42:30,460 --> 00:42:32,637 MOHAWKS, MOHAWKS, WIN THAT GAME! 747 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,856 DEATH, INJURY, BLOOD AND PAIN! 748 00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:37,076 MOHAWKS, MOHAWKS, WIN THAT GAME! 749 00:42:37,119 --> 00:42:39,339 DEATH, INJURY, BLOOD AND PAIN! 750 00:42:39,382 --> 00:42:41,602 MOHAWKS, MOHAWKS, WIN THAT GAME! 751 00:42:41,646 --> 00:42:44,474 LOOK OUT, MOHAWKS, WE'RE COMING THROUGH... 752 00:42:44,518 --> 00:42:46,955 [ overlapping chanting ] 753 00:42:58,619 --> 00:43:02,275 I DON'T KNOW, TRIP. THOSE MOHAWKS LOOK BETTER THAN LAST YEAR. 754 00:43:02,318 --> 00:43:06,192 GUYS, IT'S IMPORTANT FOR US TO HUSTLE AT BOTH ENDS OF THE COURT. 755 00:43:06,235 --> 00:43:07,672 WE'VE GOT TO MAKE THE OFFENSE WORK. 756 00:43:07,715 --> 00:43:09,717 WE'VE GOT TO PLAY THAT BIG, TOUGH D. 757 00:43:09,761 --> 00:43:11,501 WE'VE GOT TO CONTAIN THEIR BIG MEN INSIDE. 758 00:43:11,545 --> 00:43:13,155 WE'VE GOT TO CRASH THE BOARDS ON OFFENSE. 759 00:43:13,199 --> 00:43:14,635 WE CAN'T GIVE THEM THE BASELINE AT ANY PRICE. 760 00:43:14,679 --> 00:43:17,290 MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE SCORE OF THIS GAME 761 00:43:17,333 --> 00:43:19,814 IS TO SCORE AT THE BIG SOCIAL AT OUR PLACE TONIGHT. 762 00:43:19,858 --> 00:43:22,251 - [ laughs ] - SO I WANT YOU GUYS TO GO OUT THERE 763 00:43:22,295 --> 00:43:24,819 - AND PROTECT YOUR BALLS AT ANY COST. - ALL RIGHT. 764 00:43:24,863 --> 00:43:28,127 BRUCE LEE, PATRON OF SELF-DEFENSE... 765 00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:29,650 All: PRAY FOR US. 766 00:43:29,694 --> 00:43:32,610 - LET'S GO, ALL RIGHT! - LET'S GO. 767 00:43:32,653 --> 00:43:34,960 GET 'EM, GUYS. EXCUSE ME. THANK YOU. 768 00:43:35,003 --> 00:43:37,179 LET'S GO, SPAZ. LET'S GO, SPAZ. 769 00:43:37,223 --> 00:43:39,834 - SINK IT. - SORRY, GUYS. 770 00:43:39,878 --> 00:43:42,445 FINK, OVER HERE. THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE. 771 00:43:42,489 --> 00:43:44,186 THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE. 772 00:43:44,230 --> 00:43:46,624 OH, LOOKS GOOD, HARDWARE. LOOKS GOOD. 773 00:43:55,154 --> 00:43:56,938 COME ON, SHOOT IT. 774 00:43:56,982 --> 00:44:00,072 ANOTHER ONE! ANOTHER ONE! 775 00:44:00,115 --> 00:44:03,249 YOU KNOW, OUR GUYS DON'T LOOK GOOD. 776 00:44:03,292 --> 00:44:04,903 THEY'RE NOT. 777 00:44:04,946 --> 00:44:07,383 [ whistle blows ] 778 00:44:07,427 --> 00:44:09,690 MOHAWKS, MOHAWKS, WIN THAT GAME! 779 00:44:09,734 --> 00:44:12,780 GO, NORTH STAR, GO! GO, NORTH STAR, GO! 780 00:44:12,824 --> 00:44:15,304 HIT 'EM AGAIN! HARDER! 781 00:44:18,873 --> 00:44:22,181 [ whistle blows ] 782 00:44:22,224 --> 00:44:25,401 HEY, WHEELS. YOU'RE GOING HOME IN AN AMBULANCE. 783 00:44:25,445 --> 00:44:27,447 NICE SHIRT, CROCKETT. 784 00:44:27,490 --> 00:44:28,709 - THANKS. - ALL RIGHT, GUYS. 785 00:44:28,753 --> 00:44:30,102 - MOOK. - LET'S GO. 786 00:44:30,145 --> 00:44:31,712 COME ON, LET'S PLAY SOME BASKETBALL. 787 00:44:31,756 --> 00:44:33,061 COME ON. HERE WE GO. 788 00:44:39,894 --> 00:44:43,376 [ cheering ] 789 00:44:43,419 --> 00:44:45,813 HEY, NICE GOING, MOHAWKS. NICE GOING. 790 00:44:45,857 --> 00:44:47,641 ASSHOLES. 791 00:44:48,947 --> 00:44:50,862 [ laughs ] AM I ALL RIGHT? 792 00:44:50,905 --> 00:44:53,212 - THAT WAS A GREAT TRY, BUDDY. - I THINK WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE. 793 00:44:53,255 --> 00:44:55,388 THAT CROCKETT'S REALLY CUTE. 794 00:44:55,431 --> 00:44:58,652 YEAH, BUT HE CAN'T PLAY BASKETBALL WORTH A SHIT. 795 00:45:05,311 --> 00:45:08,531 THERE ARE FIVE GUYS. THEY PLAY OFFENSE AND DEFENSE, 796 00:45:08,575 --> 00:45:10,490 BUT THEY PLAY AT DIFFERENT ENDS OF THE COURT. 797 00:45:10,533 --> 00:45:12,013 AND THEY SWITCH SIDES AT HALFTIME. 798 00:45:13,449 --> 00:45:15,234 WHEELS! 799 00:45:17,497 --> 00:45:19,281 HARDWARE! 800 00:45:19,325 --> 00:45:21,631 - YOU ALL RIGHT? - YEAH. 801 00:45:21,675 --> 00:45:25,200 - EASY, EASY. - [ applause ] 802 00:45:25,244 --> 00:45:27,507 NOW YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL THAT GUY RHINO. 803 00:45:29,030 --> 00:45:30,858 OH, MY GOD, HIS NOSE IS BLEEDING. 804 00:45:30,902 --> 00:45:32,555 IT'S GONNA GET EVEN BIGGER NOW. 805 00:45:32,599 --> 00:45:34,035 TACKY. 806 00:45:34,079 --> 00:45:36,037 - COME HERE. YOU OKAY? - YEAH. 807 00:45:36,081 --> 00:45:39,127 HARDWARE RENZETTI, GIRLS. IT'S JUST A NOSEBLEED. 808 00:45:39,171 --> 00:45:41,477 LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA BE AT THE BIG SOCIAL TONIGHT. 809 00:45:41,521 --> 00:45:43,218 HE'LL BE THERE. 810 00:45:43,262 --> 00:45:45,394 DOESN'T LOOK ANY WORSE. REALLY? 811 00:45:45,438 --> 00:45:47,614 - REALLY? - YEAH. GO OUT THERE. 812 00:45:47,657 --> 00:45:50,399 - SPAZ! - HARDWARE. 813 00:45:50,443 --> 00:45:52,793 GO, NORTH STAR, GO! GO, NORTH STAR, GO! 814 00:45:52,837 --> 00:45:54,186 GO, NORTH STAR, GO! 815 00:45:54,229 --> 00:45:56,101 LARRY! 816 00:45:56,144 --> 00:45:58,233 [ screams ] 817 00:46:01,323 --> 00:46:03,673 HEY, LARRY! YOU SCORED! 818 00:46:04,849 --> 00:46:06,676 WAY TO GO! OKAY, YOU GUYS. 819 00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:09,505 FEED FINK, HE'S OUR HOT MAN! 820 00:46:12,987 --> 00:46:15,555 HARDWARE, COME ON! LET'S GO, LET'S GO! 821 00:46:15,598 --> 00:46:17,644 LET'S KILL 'EM! 822 00:46:17,687 --> 00:46:19,515 COME ON, GUYS. THAT'S IT. 823 00:46:19,559 --> 00:46:21,561 - OH, SURE. - [ laughs ] 824 00:46:23,606 --> 00:46:25,652 LARRY, AGAIN! 825 00:46:25,695 --> 00:46:27,785 DO IT AGAIN, LARRY. 826 00:46:30,309 --> 00:46:33,442 [ cheering ] 827 00:46:38,578 --> 00:46:42,234 IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S OKAY. WE CAN BEAT THEM ANYWAY! 828 00:46:42,277 --> 00:46:45,498 IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S OKAY. WE CAN BEAT THEM ANYWAY. 829 00:46:45,541 --> 00:46:48,849 IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S OKAY. WE CAN BEAT THEM ANYWAY. 830 00:46:48,893 --> 00:46:52,853 IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S OKAY. WE CAN BEAT THEM ANYWAY. 831 00:46:52,897 --> 00:46:55,464 OKAY, THE ZONE'S NOT WORKING. 832 00:46:55,508 --> 00:46:58,598 THEY'RE A LITTLE BIT TOO GOOD TO COVER MAN-TO-MAN. 833 00:46:58,641 --> 00:47:00,948 AND WE CAN'T SHOOT FOR SHIT. 834 00:47:00,992 --> 00:47:02,994 WHAT KIND OF TALK IS THAT FOR A COACH, HUH? 835 00:47:03,037 --> 00:47:05,692 - YEAH, TRIP. - LOOK, I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU GUYS. 836 00:47:05,735 --> 00:47:07,825 THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE GONNA BEAT THIS TEAM. 837 00:47:07,868 --> 00:47:09,739 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, TRIP? 838 00:47:09,783 --> 00:47:12,003 - WE'RE GONNA LOSE. - WHAT? 839 00:47:12,046 --> 00:47:15,223 BUT WE CAN LOSE WITH SOME SELF-RESPECT. 840 00:47:15,267 --> 00:47:16,485 NOW HERE'S THE IDEA. 841 00:47:22,317 --> 00:47:24,972 GO, NORTH STAR, GO! GO, NORTH STAR, GO! 842 00:47:25,016 --> 00:47:28,019 GO, NORTH STAR, GO! GO, NORTH STAR, GO! 843 00:47:28,062 --> 00:47:29,672 - GO, NORTH STAR, GO! - GO, NORTH STAR. 844 00:47:30,935 --> 00:47:33,546 MORTY, NICE TEAM SPIRIT. 845 00:47:33,589 --> 00:47:36,549 I'LL TALK TO YOU AFTER THE GAME, TRIPPER. 846 00:47:36,592 --> 00:47:38,638 - HOW WE DOING? - LATE AS USUAL, MORTY. 847 00:47:38,681 --> 00:47:39,900 WHERE WERE YOU, YOUNG MAN? 848 00:47:39,944 --> 00:47:41,859 OKAY, YOU GUYS. LITTLE TEAMWORK NOW. 849 00:47:55,785 --> 00:47:56,961 TERRIFIC. 850 00:48:01,530 --> 00:48:04,620 SPAZ, SPAZ, GET IN THE BUS. SPAZ, HURRY UP. 851 00:48:09,277 --> 00:48:13,194 THIS IS THE PROUDEST MOMENT IN NORTH STAR HISTORY! 852 00:48:13,238 --> 00:48:15,414 [ cheering ] 853 00:48:15,457 --> 00:48:17,851 [ shouting ] 854 00:48:29,994 --> 00:48:31,256 [ gargling ] 855 00:48:31,299 --> 00:48:33,475 [ humming ] 856 00:48:36,087 --> 00:48:39,264 FORGET IT, SPAZ. THEY ALL WANT ME. 857 00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:45,270 [ dance music playing ] 858 00:48:45,313 --> 00:48:47,968 YOU KNOW, CANDACE IS SURE LOOKING GOOD TONIGHT. 859 00:48:48,012 --> 00:48:51,276 SO HE OFFERED ME 200 BUCKS TO RUN THE SAILING PROGRAM. 860 00:48:51,319 --> 00:48:52,842 I SAID FORGET IT. 861 00:48:52,886 --> 00:48:55,410 200 BUCKS DOESN'T EVEN BUY ME A PAIR OF SHOES. 862 00:48:55,454 --> 00:48:56,803 I MEAN, I'M THE BEST. 863 00:48:56,846 --> 00:49:00,285 NOW THE SERIOUS PARTYING CAN BEGIN. 864 00:49:00,328 --> 00:49:02,026 - OKAY! - OKAY. 865 00:49:02,069 --> 00:49:04,811 OKAY, VIRGINS ON THE RIGHT. 866 00:49:04,854 --> 00:49:06,682 NONVIRGINS ON THE LEFT. 867 00:49:06,726 --> 00:49:09,555 YOU FELLAS CAN DIVIDE THEM UP ANY WAY YOU LIE. 868 00:49:17,128 --> 00:49:19,260 I GOT THE VIRGINS THIS TIME. YOU HAD THEM LAST TIME. 869 00:49:19,304 --> 00:49:21,306 OKAY, YOU GOT THEM. BUT I GET THEM NEXT TIME. 870 00:49:21,349 --> 00:49:23,482 - OKAY, BUDDY. - LET'S GO. THERE'S TWO RIGHT THERE, COME ON. 871 00:49:25,527 --> 00:49:27,399 - HI, ROXANNE. - HI, MORTY. 872 00:49:27,442 --> 00:49:28,661 REALLY GROOVY TUNES. 873 00:49:28,704 --> 00:49:31,142 [ laughing ] 874 00:49:31,185 --> 00:49:33,927 HI, JACKIE. HI, WENDY. 875 00:49:35,842 --> 00:49:38,497 THERE'S JACKIE. WHY DON'T YOU GO ASK HER TO DANCE? 876 00:49:38,540 --> 00:49:41,152 THAT WENDY'S DRIVING ME WILD. 877 00:49:41,195 --> 00:49:43,154 YEAH, BUT JACKIE WANTS IT. 878 00:49:45,069 --> 00:49:46,809 I HAVE TO TALK WITH ROXANNE 879 00:49:46,853 --> 00:49:49,029 ABOUT A HIGHLY PERSONAL MATTER ABOUT ONE OF THE CAMPERS. 880 00:49:49,073 --> 00:49:50,596 WILL YOU EXCUSE US FOR A SECOND? 881 00:49:50,639 --> 00:49:52,250 - WELL, I WAS-- - YEAH. 882 00:49:58,865 --> 00:50:02,042 IS THAT A BRA YOU'RE WEARING OR ARE YOU EXPECTING AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT? 883 00:50:05,828 --> 00:50:09,484 ARE THOSE CLORETS IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TO SEE ME? 884 00:50:09,528 --> 00:50:12,574 OKAY, WE'RE EVEN. 885 00:50:12,618 --> 00:50:14,924 THREE YEARS OF THIS. 886 00:50:14,968 --> 00:50:17,144 I DON'T THINK I HAVE MANY LINES LEFT. 887 00:50:17,188 --> 00:50:19,755 FRANKLY, ROXANNE, I'M FRIGHTENED. 888 00:50:19,799 --> 00:50:22,454 OH, DON'T GO HUMAN ON ME NOW, TRIP. 889 00:50:22,497 --> 00:50:24,891 I REALLY LIKE TO DANCE. 890 00:50:24,934 --> 00:50:28,112 IT'S THE MUSIC, I GUESS, THAT STARTS MY FEET TAPPING 891 00:50:28,155 --> 00:50:30,244 AND I GET ALL HAPPY INSIDE. 892 00:50:30,288 --> 00:50:32,377 I GUESS IT'S JUST SOMETHING I WAS BORN WITH. 893 00:50:32,420 --> 00:50:34,161 KIND OF A BIRTH DEFECT, HUH? 894 00:50:34,205 --> 00:50:36,250 LET'S GO GET SOME AIR. 895 00:50:36,294 --> 00:50:38,818 I THINK NOT. 896 00:50:40,472 --> 00:50:42,822 WELL, I'M TRYING. 897 00:50:44,432 --> 00:50:46,478 SO KEEP TRYING. 898 00:50:47,957 --> 00:50:49,829 I'VE GOT TO GO CHANGE THE RECORD. 899 00:50:52,701 --> 00:50:54,747 YOU CAN CHANGE THE RECORD, 900 00:50:54,790 --> 00:50:56,705 BUT DON'T YOU CHANGE. 901 00:50:56,749 --> 00:50:59,447 PROMISE ME? 902 00:50:59,491 --> 00:51:01,971 I'LL BE WAITING RIGHT HERE. 903 00:51:02,015 --> 00:51:04,539 HURRY. RUSH, DARLING. RUSH, DARLING. 904 00:51:04,583 --> 00:51:06,411 ♪ I'VE GOT LOOKS, I'VE GOT BRAINS ♪ 905 00:51:06,454 --> 00:51:08,935 ♪ AND I'M BREAKING THESE CHAINS ♪ 906 00:51:08,978 --> 00:51:10,937 ♪ MAKE SOME MOVES NOW 907 00:51:10,980 --> 00:51:12,460 ♪ TAKE WHAT YOU SEE 908 00:51:12,504 --> 00:51:14,071 ♪ SUCCESS IS MINE 909 00:51:14,114 --> 00:51:16,160 ♪ 'CAUSE I'VE GOT THE KEY ♪ 910 00:51:16,203 --> 00:51:18,292 ♪ I'M MAKING IT 911 00:51:18,336 --> 00:51:21,948 ♪ I'VE GOT THE CHANCE, I'M TAKING IT ♪ 912 00:51:21,991 --> 00:51:24,037 ♪ NO MORE, NO MORE 913 00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:26,170 ♪ FAKING IT 914 00:51:26,213 --> 00:51:29,564 ♪ THIS TIME IN LIFE I'M MAKING IT. ♪ 915 00:51:38,312 --> 00:51:40,488 - YOU KNOW SOMETHING, A.L.? - WHAT? 916 00:51:40,532 --> 00:51:42,577 THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS MOMENT. 917 00:51:42,621 --> 00:51:44,797 IT IS? 918 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,539 DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT TONIGHT IS? 919 00:51:50,194 --> 00:51:52,979 TONIGHT'S OUR THIRD ANNIVERSARY. 920 00:51:53,022 --> 00:51:55,068 THREE YEARS AGO TONIGHT WE MET. 921 00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:56,809 OH, THAT IS SERIOUS. 922 00:51:56,852 --> 00:51:58,985 OH, GOD. I'M SORRY. I FORGOT. 923 00:52:10,475 --> 00:52:12,303 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. 924 00:52:15,741 --> 00:52:17,395 YOU KNOW, WHEELS, FOR A JERK, 925 00:52:17,438 --> 00:52:19,397 YOU'RE REALLY A NICE GUY. 926 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:22,182 WELL... 927 00:52:22,226 --> 00:52:23,966 - COME ON, LET'S DANCE. - OH, NO. 928 00:52:24,010 --> 00:52:25,707 COME ON. 929 00:52:25,751 --> 00:52:27,187 NO. I DON'T KNOW HOW. 930 00:52:27,231 --> 00:52:29,450 ONE, TWO, THREE. SIMPLE AS THAT. 931 00:52:29,494 --> 00:52:31,191 - COME ON, LET'S DANCE. - OH, NO. 932 00:52:31,235 --> 00:52:33,193 I'LL LEAD. YOU FOLLOW. 933 00:52:33,237 --> 00:52:36,327 ♪ AND IT MADE ME LOVE YOU ♪ 934 00:52:37,937 --> 00:52:40,026 ♪ AND IT MADE ME 935 00:52:40,069 --> 00:52:43,116 ♪ NEVER WANT TO GO AWAY ♪ 936 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:47,599 ♪ AND IT MADE ME HELPLESS ♪ 937 00:52:47,642 --> 00:52:50,210 ♪ AND IT MADE ME ALWAYS ♪ 938 00:52:50,254 --> 00:52:51,603 ♪ WANT TO STAY THAT WAY. ♪ 939 00:52:51,646 --> 00:52:53,648 Tripper: Attention, campers. 940 00:52:53,692 --> 00:52:56,042 Arts and crafts has been canceled due to bad taste. 941 00:52:56,085 --> 00:52:58,566 All junior girls are now junior boys. 942 00:52:58,610 --> 00:53:02,440 And Nurse DeMarco says the raccoon fever epidemic is officially over. 943 00:53:02,483 --> 00:53:05,138 Hey, you on the water skis. 944 00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:07,184 WHOA! 945 00:53:14,452 --> 00:53:16,062 I SAW YOU DANCING WITH ROXANNE. 946 00:53:16,105 --> 00:53:17,890 OH, YEAH? 947 00:53:20,414 --> 00:53:23,504 WELL, SHE SORT OF CORNERED ME 948 00:53:23,548 --> 00:53:25,941 AND THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO WITHOUT EMBARRASSING HER. 949 00:53:27,116 --> 00:53:28,248 DO YOU LIKE HER? 950 00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:32,470 WELL, I FEEL SORRY FOR HER. 951 00:53:32,513 --> 00:53:34,994 YOU KNOW, SHE'S GOT A GLASS EYE. 952 00:53:35,037 --> 00:53:37,736 I'M ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE WHO KNOWS EXACTLY 953 00:53:37,779 --> 00:53:39,564 WHICH EYE TO LOOK AT WHEN THEY'RE TALKING TO HER, 954 00:53:39,607 --> 00:53:41,522 SO SHE'S SORT OF FIXATED ON ME. 955 00:53:41,566 --> 00:53:44,351 WELL, I LIKE HER. 956 00:53:44,395 --> 00:53:46,962 WELL, YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY KNOWN FOR YOUR TASTE. 957 00:53:49,138 --> 00:53:52,185 I'LL PROBABLY JUST USE HER FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER 958 00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:55,101 AND THROW HER ON THE SCRAP HEAP 959 00:53:55,144 --> 00:53:57,799 WITH ALL THE REST OF THE WOMEN I'VE DESTROYED. 960 00:54:00,324 --> 00:54:03,109 I HAVE TO GO ON THIS OVERNIGHT. 961 00:54:03,152 --> 00:54:06,678 I'M TAKING THE C.I.T.s ON AN OVERNIGHT FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. 962 00:54:06,721 --> 00:54:08,984 SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO YOUR OWN TRAINING, SON. 963 00:54:09,028 --> 00:54:11,944 I WANT YOU TO RUN TWO MILES TODAY AND TWO AND A HALF TOMORROW. 964 00:54:11,987 --> 00:54:13,424 I'VE NEVER RUN THAT FAR. 965 00:54:13,467 --> 00:54:15,730 NEITHER HAVE I, BUT SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO IT. 966 00:54:15,774 --> 00:54:18,255 I CAN'T BE EXPECTED TO DO IT. SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO IT. 967 00:54:18,298 --> 00:54:21,519 AND IT CAN'T BE ME 968 00:54:21,562 --> 00:54:23,042 'CAUSE I'M TOO BUSY. 969 00:54:23,085 --> 00:54:25,087 I HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES. 970 00:54:25,131 --> 00:54:27,568 I'M THE ENTERTAINMENT DIRECTOR FOR THE OVERNIGHT. 971 00:54:27,612 --> 00:54:30,136 COME HERE. 972 00:54:30,179 --> 00:54:33,487 SOMEBODY'S GOT TO MAKE THESE P.A. ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR ME WHILE I'M GONE. 973 00:54:33,531 --> 00:54:36,142 WAKE-UP, LIGHTS-OUT, PUBLIC SERVICE. 974 00:54:36,185 --> 00:54:38,231 OTHERWISE I'M GONNA GET IN A LOT OF TROUBLE. 975 00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:40,233 SO I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU COULD HELP ME OUT ON THIS... 976 00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:41,843 NO, I DON'T WANT TO DO THE ANNOUNCEMENTS. 977 00:54:41,887 --> 00:54:43,802 AND ACCEPT THIS NOMINATION. 978 00:54:47,371 --> 00:54:49,590 - TRIP... - OKAY, NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO 979 00:54:49,634 --> 00:54:51,244 IS TURN ON THIS POWER SWITCH HERE. 980 00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:53,420 EVERYTHING WILL BE HUNKY-DORY, OKAY? 981 00:54:53,464 --> 00:54:57,076 AND YOU CAN START BY TELLING THE C.I.T.s 982 00:54:57,119 --> 00:54:59,252 TO MEET ME AT THE BOAT DOCK IMMEDIAMENTE. 983 00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:01,167 I'LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE OF DAYS. 984 00:55:04,736 --> 00:55:08,305 REMEMBER, RUN TWO MILES, THEN TWO AND A HALF. 985 00:55:08,348 --> 00:55:10,785 THEN RUN THREE OR FOUR IF I DON'T COME BACK. 986 00:55:13,614 --> 00:55:16,574 - PROBLEMS? - WE DON'T HAVE STEERING PROBLEMS. 987 00:55:16,617 --> 00:55:19,359 YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST, DUDE. SLOW DOWN. 988 00:55:19,403 --> 00:55:21,753 OH! 989 00:55:21,796 --> 00:55:24,756 - FINKEL, PADDLE! - WHAT? 990 00:55:24,799 --> 00:55:27,628 - HEY, YOU'RE SPLASHING ME! - PADDLE. 991 00:55:27,672 --> 00:55:30,849 - NICE AND EVEN STROKE, HARDWARE. - YES, SIR. 992 00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:36,550 SPAZ, KEEP US IN THE SUN. 993 00:55:36,594 --> 00:55:38,639 I WANT TO EVEN OUT MY TAN. 994 00:55:39,945 --> 00:55:42,469 LOOK AT THAT! YOU GOT IT? 995 00:55:42,513 --> 00:55:44,384 - YEAH. - [ laughing ] 996 00:55:44,428 --> 00:55:46,604 - SPAZ. - HEY, SPAZ. 997 00:55:46,647 --> 00:55:49,650 Tripper: ♪ YOU LOVE ME, BABY 998 00:55:49,694 --> 00:55:51,565 ♪ BUT I LOVE YOU 999 00:55:51,609 --> 00:55:54,046 ♪ AND YOU LOVE ME 1000 00:55:54,089 --> 00:55:55,961 ♪ SO LET'S JUST WALLA-WALLA ♪ 1001 00:55:56,004 --> 00:55:58,224 ♪ SIX TO EIGHT HOURS A DAY ♪ 1002 00:55:58,267 --> 00:56:00,444 ♪ DOWN BY THE MANGO TREE ♪ 1003 00:56:00,487 --> 00:56:03,577 ♪ DA-DA-DA-DA DA-DA-DA-DA-DA YOU SAID ♪ 1004 00:56:03,621 --> 00:56:06,275 ♪ I LOVE YOU 1005 00:56:06,319 --> 00:56:07,886 ♪ IF YOU LOVE ME... 1006 00:56:07,929 --> 00:56:10,149 COME ON, YOU KNOW THE WORDS, ROXY! 1007 00:56:10,192 --> 00:56:12,020 ♪ I LOVE ME 1008 00:56:12,064 --> 00:56:14,806 ♪ SO LET'S WALLA-WALLA 1009 00:56:14,849 --> 00:56:20,289 ♪ DOWN BY THE MANGO TREE 1010 00:56:20,333 --> 00:56:23,554 [ all singing ] ♪ I LOVE YOU 1011 00:56:23,597 --> 00:56:25,730 ♪ IF YOU LOVE ME 1012 00:56:25,773 --> 00:56:29,864 ♪ BUT YOU LOVE YOU AND I LOVE ME ♪ 1013 00:56:29,908 --> 00:56:32,432 ♪ SO LET'S WALLA-WALLA 1014 00:56:32,476 --> 00:56:35,000 ♪ DOWN BY THE MANGO TREE ♪ 1015 00:56:35,043 --> 00:56:36,654 ♪ SO LET'S WALLA-WALLA 1016 00:56:36,697 --> 00:56:39,091 ♪ DOWN BY THE MANGO TREE. 1017 00:56:49,493 --> 00:56:51,712 HAVE YOU KISSED MANY GUYS? 1018 00:56:53,453 --> 00:56:56,587 - DOES FAMILY COUNT? - NO, I MEAN REAL GUYS. 1019 00:56:56,630 --> 00:57:00,025 UH, TWO. 1020 00:57:00,068 --> 00:57:02,854 ONLY ONE WAS A REAL CREEP. 1021 00:57:04,595 --> 00:57:06,640 HOW DID THE CREEP DO IT? 1022 00:57:06,684 --> 00:57:09,991 SPAZ, WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW'D HE DO IT? 1023 00:57:10,035 --> 00:57:13,734 LIKE, I MEAN, DID HE ASK YOU OR DID HE JUST DO IT? 1024 00:57:13,778 --> 00:57:15,954 HE JUST DID IT. 1025 00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:21,960 IT'S A WEIRD MOON. 1026 00:57:24,179 --> 00:57:26,399 THE MOON KILLS, YOU KNOW. 1027 00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:28,183 [ laughs ] 1028 00:57:28,227 --> 00:57:30,490 IT FEEDS OFF THE EARTH. 1029 00:57:30,534 --> 00:57:33,145 A NIGHT LIKE THIS, 1030 00:57:33,188 --> 00:57:35,930 ONE OF US COULD GET UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, GRAB AN AX, 1031 00:57:35,974 --> 00:57:37,366 AND CUT SOMEBODY'S HEAD OFF. 1032 00:57:37,410 --> 00:57:40,239 [ laughs, howls ] 1033 00:57:40,282 --> 00:57:42,197 Tripper: I REMEMBER A NIGHT LIKE THIS A FEW YEARS AGO. 1034 00:57:42,241 --> 00:57:44,809 A GUY AND A GIRL WENT OUT DRIVING. 1035 00:57:44,852 --> 00:57:46,245 IT WAS ONE OF THEIR FIRST DATES. 1036 00:57:46,288 --> 00:57:47,638 IT STARTED OUT KIND OF CASUAL, 1037 00:57:47,681 --> 00:57:49,335 BUT THEY ENDED UP DECIDING TO GO PARK-- 1038 00:57:49,378 --> 00:57:51,990 NOT TOO FAR FROM HERE, AS A MATTER OF FACT. 1039 00:57:52,033 --> 00:57:54,775 THEY'RE GOING AT IT, LISTENING TO THE RADIO. 1040 00:57:54,819 --> 00:57:56,777 ALL OF A SUDDEN A NEWS BULLETIN BROKE IN. 1041 00:57:56,821 --> 00:57:59,650 "A DANGEROUS LUNATIC HAS ESCAPED 1042 00:57:59,693 --> 00:58:03,654 FROM THE HOSPITAL FOR THE CRIMINALLY INSANE AT TWO PINES." 1043 00:58:03,697 --> 00:58:05,786 OH, COME ON, TRIP. 1044 00:58:05,830 --> 00:58:08,136 THEY DESCRIBED HIM AS A MONSTER, 1045 00:58:08,180 --> 00:58:12,532 SIX AND A HALF FEET TALL, 260 POUNDS, 1046 00:58:12,576 --> 00:58:17,494 WITH ONE HORRIBLE DISTINGUISHING FEATURE-- 1047 00:58:17,537 --> 00:58:22,281 A SHARPENED, STAINLESS STEEL HOOK... 1048 00:58:22,324 --> 00:58:23,543 EW. 1049 00:58:23,587 --> 00:58:26,459 WHERE HIS RIGHT HAND USED TO BE. 1050 00:58:28,243 --> 00:58:29,810 THAT WAS ENOUGH FOR THE GUY. 1051 00:58:29,854 --> 00:58:31,595 HE SLAMMED THE CAR INTO GEAR, 1052 00:58:31,638 --> 00:58:33,335 FLOORED IT, BOUNCED OFF A TREE, 1053 00:58:33,379 --> 00:58:35,729 DIDN'T STOP TILL THEY GOT TO THE GIRL'S HOUSE. 1054 00:58:35,773 --> 00:58:38,515 GOT OUT OF HIS SIDE, WALKED AROUND TO HERS. 1055 00:58:38,558 --> 00:58:41,561 THERE, HANGING IN THE DOOR, 1056 00:58:41,605 --> 00:58:43,998 COVERED WITH BLOOD, 1057 00:58:44,042 --> 00:58:45,565 WAS A STAINLESS STEEL HOOK. 1058 00:58:45,609 --> 00:58:47,349 OH! 1059 00:58:47,393 --> 00:58:50,396 THE STRANGEST PART IS THAT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, 1060 00:58:50,439 --> 00:58:53,747 AFTER THE BIGGEST MANHUNT IN TWO PINES HISTORY, 1061 00:58:53,791 --> 00:58:56,054 THEY NEVER FOUND THE KILLER. 1062 00:58:58,404 --> 00:59:01,450 SOME PEOPLE SAY HE'S STILL UP HERE IN THE WOODS 1063 00:59:01,494 --> 00:59:04,802 WAITING FOR THE CHANCE TO KILL AGAIN. 1064 00:59:06,455 --> 00:59:09,371 AND I SAY-- 1065 00:59:09,415 --> 00:59:10,808 I SAY THEY'RE RIGHT! 1066 00:59:10,851 --> 00:59:13,985 [ screams ] 1067 00:59:17,423 --> 00:59:19,381 [ laughing ] 1068 00:59:19,425 --> 00:59:20,731 HEY, MY DINNER! 1069 00:59:20,774 --> 00:59:22,820 IT'S JUST A BULLSHIT STORY. 1070 00:59:22,863 --> 00:59:25,692 NO, YOU GUYS, IT'S TRUE. I HEARD IT BEFORE. 1071 00:59:25,736 --> 00:59:28,173 - ONLY I HEARD IT WAS ON A BEACH. - YEAH. 1072 00:59:28,216 --> 00:59:30,088 NO, I HEARD IT HAPPENED IN A PARK. 1073 00:59:30,131 --> 00:59:33,700 I HEARD IT, BUT THE GUY WAS MISSING A FOOT. 1074 00:59:33,744 --> 00:59:37,008 HOW COULD THE GUY HAVE A HOOK ON HIS FOOT? 1075 00:59:37,051 --> 00:59:38,879 [ laughing ] 1076 00:59:40,359 --> 00:59:42,535 [ Roxanne sighs ] 1077 00:59:44,450 --> 00:59:46,452 NOW THAT WAS NICE, TRIPPER. 1078 00:59:46,495 --> 00:59:48,323 Tripper: THANK YOU. 1079 00:59:48,367 --> 00:59:51,283 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1080 00:59:51,326 --> 00:59:55,417 I THINK I AM LYING ON SOME SORT OF ANIMAL. 1081 00:59:55,461 --> 00:59:57,332 LIKE A PORCUPINE. 1082 00:59:59,421 --> 01:00:01,119 JUST A BROKEN BEER BOTTLE. 1083 01:00:01,162 --> 01:00:04,688 OH, I WAS WONDERING WHAT YOU WERE YELLING ABOUT. 1084 01:00:06,515 --> 01:00:08,213 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1085 01:00:08,256 --> 01:00:10,128 I'M GOING SWIMMING. 1086 01:00:10,171 --> 01:00:12,478 [ splashes ] 1087 01:00:12,521 --> 01:00:14,567 THE WATER'S GREAT. COME ON IN. 1088 01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:17,701 NO, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SWIM FOR A HALF AN HOUR 1089 01:00:17,744 --> 01:00:19,441 AFTER CLOSE PHYSICAL CONTACT. 1090 01:00:19,485 --> 01:00:21,313 YOU'LL GET BAD CRAMPS. 1091 01:00:21,356 --> 01:00:23,576 COME ON, CHICKEN. IT'S NOT SO COLD. 1092 01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:25,447 NO, I KNOW YOU'RE LYING! 1093 01:00:25,491 --> 01:00:26,884 COME ON! 1094 01:00:26,927 --> 01:00:29,147 ALL RIGHT. 1095 01:00:30,844 --> 01:00:32,803 - [ splashes ] - [ screams ] 1096 01:00:34,326 --> 01:00:35,675 OH! 1097 01:00:35,719 --> 01:00:37,111 IT'S NOT SO BAD, IS IT? 1098 01:00:37,155 --> 01:00:39,548 WORSE THAN I EVER IMAGINED! 1099 01:00:39,592 --> 01:00:42,508 WHOA! COME CLOSER. 1100 01:00:54,433 --> 01:00:56,696 THERE'S A BUDDY SYSTEM, BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS! 1101 01:00:56,740 --> 01:01:00,439 TRIPPER, YOU REALLY TALK TOO MUCH. 1102 01:01:00,482 --> 01:01:02,702 I WAS JUST WONDERING IF THESE WERE SHARK-INFESTED WATERS? 1103 01:01:02,746 --> 01:01:04,312 SHUT UP! 1104 01:01:10,144 --> 01:01:12,712 THERE IS A SHARK DOWN THERE. 1105 01:01:12,756 --> 01:01:14,583 GOD, THERE IS. 1106 01:01:14,627 --> 01:01:16,716 I THINK WE'D BETTER GO BACK TO MY SLEEPING BAG 1107 01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:18,718 BEFORE SOMETHING GOES WRONG. 1108 01:01:21,460 --> 01:01:24,724 WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE WERE YOU? 1109 01:01:24,768 --> 01:01:27,771 I WAS WITH JACKIE IN THE WOODS. 1110 01:01:27,814 --> 01:01:29,729 IN THE WOODS! 1111 01:01:29,773 --> 01:01:32,732 - RIGHT WHERE YOU WANT HER! - YEAH. 1112 01:01:32,776 --> 01:01:35,953 OH, SPAZ, YOU OLD MAKE-OUT MASTER. 1113 01:01:35,996 --> 01:01:37,824 HOW FAR DID YOU GET? 1114 01:01:37,868 --> 01:01:39,739 WE JUST WENT DOWN TO LOOKOUT POINT. THEN WE GOT COLD. 1115 01:01:39,783 --> 01:01:42,350 NO, NO, NO, HOW DID YOU MAKE OUT? 1116 01:01:42,394 --> 01:01:45,049 UH, WELL, WE JUST KIND OF TALKED. 1117 01:01:45,092 --> 01:01:48,487 YOU HAD HER IN THE WOODS AND YOU JUST TALKED? 1118 01:01:48,530 --> 01:01:50,489 - NO. - YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! 1119 01:01:50,532 --> 01:01:53,100 - WE WERE-- - YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! 1120 01:01:53,144 --> 01:01:55,189 I, UH... 1121 01:01:55,233 --> 01:01:57,104 I HELD HER HAND WHEN WE WALKED HOME. 1122 01:01:57,148 --> 01:01:59,498 HELD HER HAND? 1123 01:02:01,021 --> 01:02:03,589 SPAZ, YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY! 1124 01:02:03,632 --> 01:02:05,765 - THAT'S GREAT. - YEAH? YEAH? 1125 01:02:05,809 --> 01:02:07,419 - HELD HER HAND. - YEAH. 1126 01:02:07,462 --> 01:02:09,769 - IN THE WOODS. - YEAH. 1127 01:02:09,813 --> 01:02:11,640 - AND IT WAS DARK! - YEAH. 1128 01:02:11,684 --> 01:02:13,947 WOW! 1129 01:02:13,991 --> 01:02:16,167 LET'S CELEBRATE. 1130 01:02:17,385 --> 01:02:18,778 ALL RIGHT. 1131 01:02:18,822 --> 01:02:21,259 HERE, HELP YOURSELF. 1132 01:02:21,302 --> 01:02:22,826 I LIKE CHEEZIES. 1133 01:02:22,869 --> 01:02:26,351 CHEEZIES? YEAH, I LIKE CHEEZIES, TOO. 1134 01:02:33,837 --> 01:02:35,926 BOBBY? 1135 01:02:35,969 --> 01:02:37,971 OH, NO. 1136 01:02:38,015 --> 01:02:41,366 OH, NO, DON'T EVER CALL ME BOBBY. 1137 01:02:41,409 --> 01:02:43,324 ALL RIGHT? 1138 01:02:43,368 --> 01:02:45,631 MY GRANDMOTHER CALLS ME BOBBY. 1139 01:02:45,674 --> 01:02:47,633 AND I HATE IT. 1140 01:02:47,676 --> 01:02:50,201 SO I LIKE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME CROCKETT. 1141 01:02:50,244 --> 01:02:51,985 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT? 1142 01:02:52,029 --> 01:02:54,466 WANT TO HEAR ME SAY IT? 1143 01:02:54,509 --> 01:02:56,860 YEAH, OKAY. 1144 01:02:56,903 --> 01:02:58,905 OKAY. CROCKETT. 1145 01:03:01,908 --> 01:03:03,692 CROCKETT. 1146 01:03:05,999 --> 01:03:08,523 CROCKETT. 1147 01:03:08,567 --> 01:03:11,657 ♪ LET'S SAY IT WAS THE MOONLIGHT ♪ 1148 01:03:13,528 --> 01:03:16,096 ♪ THAT DRIFTED DOWN FROM HEAVEN ♪ 1149 01:03:17,706 --> 01:03:20,797 ♪ TO FALL UPON YOUR SHOULDERS ♪ 1150 01:03:22,363 --> 01:03:25,758 ♪ AND NESTLE IN YOUR EYES ♪ 1151 01:03:25,802 --> 01:03:29,327 ♪ LET'S SAY IT WAS THE MOONLIGHT ♪ 1152 01:03:30,981 --> 01:03:34,114 ♪ FOR ALL ITS ANCIENT POWERS ♪ 1153 01:03:35,855 --> 01:03:38,423 ♪ MUCH MORE THAN ANY MORNING ♪ 1154 01:03:40,164 --> 01:03:43,602 ♪ EVER COULD BE BRIGHT... 1155 01:03:43,645 --> 01:03:46,213 - LAND! - ♪ AND IT MADE ME LOVE YOU... ♪ 1156 01:03:46,257 --> 01:03:48,085 LAND, SOLID TERRA FIRMA. 1157 01:03:48,128 --> 01:03:53,220 ♪ AND IT MADE ME NEVER WANT TO GO AWAY ♪ 1158 01:03:53,264 --> 01:03:57,964 ♪ AND IT MADE ME HELPLESS ♪ 1159 01:03:58,008 --> 01:03:59,705 ♪ AND IT MADE ME 1160 01:03:59,748 --> 01:04:02,708 ♪ ALWAYS WANT TO STAY THAT WAY ♪ 1161 01:04:02,751 --> 01:04:05,754 ♪ LET'S SAY IT WAS THE MOONDUST... ♪ 1162 01:04:05,798 --> 01:04:07,756 - YOU'RE GOING IN. - OH, NO, NO! 1163 01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:11,412 ♪ THAT HIDES BEHIND THE MOONLIGHT ♪ 1164 01:04:11,456 --> 01:04:14,894 ♪ FAIR WINDS SET US FREE ♪ 1165 01:04:14,938 --> 01:04:18,637 ♪ WITH ITS MOONDUST MELODY. ♪ 1166 01:04:22,946 --> 01:04:25,339 Tripper: Important announcement. Some hunters have been seen 1167 01:04:25,383 --> 01:04:27,254 in the woods near Piney Ridge Trail. 1168 01:04:27,298 --> 01:04:28,865 And the Fish and Game Commission has raised 1169 01:04:28,908 --> 01:04:31,171 the legal kill limit on campers to three. 1170 01:04:31,215 --> 01:04:32,825 So if you're hiking today, 1171 01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:34,914 please wear something bright and keep low. 1172 01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:36,655 Good luck. 1173 01:04:46,012 --> 01:04:47,927 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 1174 01:04:47,971 --> 01:04:51,148 YOU'RE PACING LIKE AN EXPECTANT FATHER WITH THE CLAP. 1175 01:04:51,191 --> 01:04:52,976 [ sighs ] 1176 01:04:53,019 --> 01:04:55,239 THE OLYMPIAD'S TOMORROW. 1177 01:04:55,282 --> 01:04:56,936 SO? 1178 01:04:56,980 --> 01:04:59,025 I WANT TO DO WELL. 1179 01:04:59,069 --> 01:05:00,679 YOU WANT TO DO WELL? 1180 01:05:00,722 --> 01:05:02,855 BET EVERY DIME YOU GOT ON CAMP MOHAWK. 1181 01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:04,683 I DON'T WANT TO MESS UP AGAIN. 1182 01:05:06,511 --> 01:05:08,382 WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'RE ENTERED IN. 1183 01:05:12,386 --> 01:05:14,562 GERNER... GERNER... GERNER. 1184 01:05:14,606 --> 01:05:17,000 [ gasps ] THE POTATO RACE! 1185 01:05:17,043 --> 01:05:21,047 DAMN IT, DON'T THEY KNOW YOU'RE JUST A KID? 1186 01:05:21,091 --> 01:05:24,181 TWO YEARS AGO, A BOY FELL ON A POTATO 1187 01:05:24,224 --> 01:05:25,965 AND MASHED HIMSELF. 1188 01:05:26,009 --> 01:05:28,663 LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE YOU'RE IN. 1189 01:05:28,707 --> 01:05:30,970 [ gasps ] EGG TOSS! 1190 01:05:31,014 --> 01:05:32,798 OH, NO. 1191 01:05:32,841 --> 01:05:35,583 PROBABLY THE MOST PUNISHING 1192 01:05:35,627 --> 01:05:36,976 OF ALL FOOD-RELATED SPORTS. 1193 01:05:37,020 --> 01:05:38,630 I'M GOOD AT THAT ONE. 1194 01:05:38,673 --> 01:05:41,198 SURE, YOU'VE GOT THE BUILD FOR IT. 1195 01:05:41,241 --> 01:05:44,636 DON'T WORRY. YOU WON'T SCREW UP TOMORROW 1196 01:05:44,679 --> 01:05:46,290 NO WORSE THAN ANYBODY ELSE, ANYWAY. 1197 01:05:48,031 --> 01:05:51,643 ARE YOU GONNA GO AND SEE ROXANNE AFTER MORTY'S RALLY? 1198 01:05:53,471 --> 01:05:54,863 COULD BE. 1199 01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,998 AFTER THE WAY SHE TREATED ME ON THE OVERNIGHT, 1200 01:05:59,042 --> 01:06:00,391 I'M A LITTLE AFRAID TO BE ALONE WITH HER, 1201 01:06:00,434 --> 01:06:02,436 AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 1202 01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:04,482 I THINK YOU LIKE HER. 1203 01:06:05,613 --> 01:06:07,572 REALLY. ADMIT IT. 1204 01:06:07,615 --> 01:06:09,487 YOU REALLY DO LIKE HER, DON'T YOU? 1205 01:06:09,530 --> 01:06:11,663 EW! 1206 01:06:11,706 --> 01:06:14,144 YES, YOU DO. COME ON, ADMIT IT. 1207 01:06:14,187 --> 01:06:16,885 YOU LIKE HER. 1208 01:06:16,929 --> 01:06:19,845 AW, YOU LIKE HER. YOU WON'T ADMIT IT. 1209 01:06:21,542 --> 01:06:23,762 [ cheering ] 1210 01:06:31,900 --> 01:06:33,990 YOU PIG! 1211 01:06:44,043 --> 01:06:47,177 HI, I'M MORTY MELNICK. 1212 01:06:47,220 --> 01:06:49,179 All: HI, MICKEY! 1213 01:06:49,222 --> 01:06:52,182 AND WE AT CAMP NORTH STAR WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME 1214 01:06:52,225 --> 01:06:54,053 OUR CAMP MOHAWK COMPETITORS... 1215 01:06:54,097 --> 01:06:56,795 - CAMP NORTH STAR SUCKS! - [ cheering ] 1216 01:06:56,838 --> 01:06:58,710 LET ME AT 'EM! LET ME AT 'EM! 1217 01:06:58,753 --> 01:07:00,277 LET ME AT 'EM! LET ME AT 'EM! 1218 01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:01,887 [ blows whistle ] 1219 01:07:01,930 --> 01:07:03,280 QUIET DOWN. QUIET DOWN. 1220 01:07:03,323 --> 01:07:06,370 ...TO OUR ANNUAL TWO-DAY OLYMPIAD. 1221 01:07:06,413 --> 01:07:08,763 SO, 1222 01:07:08,807 --> 01:07:10,591 LET THE GAMES BEGIN! 1223 01:07:10,635 --> 01:07:12,376 - [ cheering ] - [ blows whistle ] 1224 01:07:25,737 --> 01:07:27,260 - [ pops ] - [ air hissing ] 1225 01:07:31,134 --> 01:07:32,831 [ crying ] 1226 01:07:45,887 --> 01:07:47,585 [ pistol fires ] 1227 01:08:01,338 --> 01:08:02,948 UH-OH. 1228 01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:07,344 YOU GOT ANY LAST-MINUTE ADVICE, TRIP? 1229 01:08:07,387 --> 01:08:09,128 YEAH. 1230 01:08:09,172 --> 01:08:12,827 TRY TO JUMP VERY, VERY HIGH. 1231 01:08:13,959 --> 01:08:15,656 HEY, YEAH. THANKS. 1232 01:08:15,700 --> 01:08:18,050 GOOD LUCK. 1233 01:08:22,010 --> 01:08:23,838 WE'RE GETTING CREAMED ALL OVER THE PLACE. 1234 01:08:23,882 --> 01:08:25,884 YOU GOT IT. 1235 01:08:33,979 --> 01:08:36,895 OVER! OH! 1236 01:08:36,938 --> 01:08:38,810 HEY, ARE YOU OKAY? 1237 01:08:45,077 --> 01:08:46,078 GET INTO IT. COME ON. 1238 01:08:54,217 --> 01:08:56,262 JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH. 1239 01:08:59,700 --> 01:09:01,528 YOU'RE OUT! 1240 01:09:01,572 --> 01:09:03,661 [ cheering ] 1241 01:09:11,930 --> 01:09:13,279 COME ON, JACKIE! 1242 01:09:22,984 --> 01:09:25,204 [ groans ] 1243 01:09:25,248 --> 01:09:27,163 OH, MY GOD! 1244 01:09:32,255 --> 01:09:35,040 DAMN IT, SHE'S HURT. GET ME A STRETCHER. 1245 01:09:35,083 --> 01:09:37,390 - DON'T TOUCH IT. - HER LEG'S BROKEN. 1246 01:09:51,274 --> 01:09:54,494 Morty: HEY, GANG, COME ON. JUST BECAUSE WE'RE LOSING 1247 01:09:54,538 --> 01:09:57,454 - DOESN'T MEAN IT'S ALL OVER. - CUT THE CRAP, MORTY. 1248 01:09:57,497 --> 01:09:59,151 THE MOHAWKS HAVE BEATEN US THE LAST 12 YEARS. 1249 01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:00,718 THEY'RE GONNA BEAT US AGAIN. 1250 01:10:00,761 --> 01:10:05,288 THAT'S JUST THE ATTITUDE WE DON'T NEED, PHIL. 1251 01:10:05,331 --> 01:10:09,422 SURE, MOHAWK HAS BEATEN US 12 YEARS IN A ROW. 1252 01:10:09,466 --> 01:10:11,642 SURE, THEY'RE TERRIFIC ATHLETES. 1253 01:10:11,685 --> 01:10:13,644 THEY'VE GOT THE BEST EQUIPMENT MONEY CAN BUY. 1254 01:10:13,687 --> 01:10:15,559 HELL, EVERY TEAM THEY'RE SENDING OVER HERE 1255 01:10:15,602 --> 01:10:17,561 HAS THEIR OWN PERSONAL MASSEUSE. 1256 01:10:17,604 --> 01:10:19,954 NOT MASSEUR, MASSEUSE. 1257 01:10:19,998 --> 01:10:23,088 - [ laughs ] - BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. 1258 01:10:23,131 --> 01:10:25,699 DO YOU KNOW THAT EVERY MOHAWK COMPETITOR 1259 01:10:25,743 --> 01:10:27,614 HAS AN ELECTROCARDIOGRAM, 1260 01:10:27,658 --> 01:10:30,704 BLOOD AND URINE TESTS EVERY 48 HOURS 1261 01:10:30,748 --> 01:10:33,794 TO SEE IF THERE'S ANY CHANGE IN HIS PHYSICAL CONDITION? 1262 01:10:33,838 --> 01:10:36,971 DO YOU KNOW THAT THEY USE THE MOST SOPHISTICATED TRAINING METHODS 1263 01:10:37,015 --> 01:10:39,800 FROM THE SOVIET UNION, EAST AND WEST GERMANY, 1264 01:10:39,844 --> 01:10:42,673 AND THE NEWEST OLYMPIC POWER, TRINIDAD-TOBAGO? 1265 01:10:42,716 --> 01:10:44,457 BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. 1266 01:10:44,501 --> 01:10:46,633 IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER. 1267 01:10:46,677 --> 01:10:48,679 IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! 1268 01:10:48,722 --> 01:10:51,334 I TELL YOU IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! 1269 01:10:51,377 --> 01:10:55,120 IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! 1270 01:10:55,163 --> 01:10:57,470 [ all chanting ] IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! 1271 01:10:57,514 --> 01:11:01,213 IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! 1272 01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:04,782 AND EVEN-- AND EVEN IF WE WIN-- 1273 01:11:04,825 --> 01:11:06,392 IF WE WIN-- 1274 01:11:06,436 --> 01:11:09,047 HA! EVEN IF WE WIN, 1275 01:11:09,090 --> 01:11:12,006 EVEN IF WE PLAY SO FAR OVER OUR HEADS 1276 01:11:12,050 --> 01:11:15,488 THAT OUR NOSES BLEED FOR A WEEK TO 10 DAYS, 1277 01:11:15,532 --> 01:11:18,099 EVEN IF GOD IN HEAVEN ABOVE 1278 01:11:18,143 --> 01:11:20,363 COMES DOWN AND POINTS HIS HAND 1279 01:11:20,406 --> 01:11:22,539 AT OUR SIDE OF THE FIELD, 1280 01:11:22,582 --> 01:11:25,629 EVEN IF EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD 1281 01:11:25,672 --> 01:11:27,848 HELD HANDS TOGETHER 1282 01:11:27,892 --> 01:11:30,634 AND PRAYED FOR US TO WIN, 1283 01:11:30,677 --> 01:11:32,505 IT JUST WOULDN'T MATTER 1284 01:11:32,549 --> 01:11:35,334 BECAUSE ALL THE REALLY GOOD-LOOKING GIRLS 1285 01:11:35,378 --> 01:11:38,381 WOULD STILL GO OUT WITH THE GUYS FROM MOHAWK 1286 01:11:38,424 --> 01:11:40,774 BECAUSE THEY GOT ALL THE MONEY! 1287 01:11:40,818 --> 01:11:42,602 [ whimpers ] 1288 01:11:42,646 --> 01:11:47,390 IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER IF WE WIN OR WE LOSE! 1289 01:11:47,433 --> 01:11:50,480 IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! 1290 01:11:50,523 --> 01:11:52,786 [ all chanting ] IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! 1291 01:11:52,830 --> 01:11:56,050 IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! 1292 01:11:56,094 --> 01:11:59,271 IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! 1293 01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:03,057 IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! 1294 01:12:03,101 --> 01:12:06,670 IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! 1295 01:12:06,713 --> 01:12:09,673 IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! 1296 01:12:09,716 --> 01:12:13,024 IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! 1297 01:12:13,067 --> 01:12:16,114 IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! 1298 01:12:16,157 --> 01:12:19,117 IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! 1299 01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:21,337 IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! 1300 01:12:21,380 --> 01:12:23,948 STARTERS, TAKE YOUR MARK. 1301 01:12:23,991 --> 01:12:25,906 [ pistol fires ] 1302 01:12:27,952 --> 01:12:30,868 COME ON! COME ON! 1303 01:12:48,538 --> 01:12:50,540 [ cheering ] 1304 01:12:54,761 --> 01:12:56,763 ♪ MEATBALLS 1305 01:12:56,807 --> 01:12:58,765 ♪ Meatballs 1306 01:12:58,809 --> 01:13:00,506 ♪ MEATBALLS 1307 01:13:02,682 --> 01:13:04,380 ♪ MEATBALLS 1308 01:13:04,423 --> 01:13:05,990 ♪ Meatballs 1309 01:13:06,033 --> 01:13:07,992 ♪ MEATBALLS 1310 01:13:08,035 --> 01:13:10,211 ♪ YOU AIN'T NO MEATBALL 1311 01:13:10,255 --> 01:13:12,300 ♪ THEY KNOW IT ALL 1312 01:13:12,344 --> 01:13:14,390 ♪ BUT DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S AT ♪ 1313 01:13:14,433 --> 01:13:16,000 ♪ THEY TALK A WINNING GAME ♪ 1314 01:13:16,043 --> 01:13:17,915 ♪ BUT THEY CAN'T HOLD A BAT ♪ 1315 01:13:17,958 --> 01:13:19,438 ♪ MEATBALLS 1316 01:13:19,482 --> 01:13:21,179 ♪ Meatballs... 1317 01:13:21,222 --> 01:13:24,269 - YEAH, WE DID IT! - ♪ MEATBALLS 1318 01:13:24,312 --> 01:13:26,140 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 1319 01:13:28,708 --> 01:13:31,015 OKAY, YOU GUYS, WE'VE GOT TWO OUTS. IT'S THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH. 1320 01:13:31,058 --> 01:13:32,973 CARLA IS OUR WINNING RUN ON SECOND BASE. 1321 01:13:33,017 --> 01:13:34,714 WHAT DO YOU THINK WE OUGHT TO DO, TRIP? 1322 01:13:34,758 --> 01:13:36,455 JODY, I DON'T WANT TO PUT ANY MORE PRESSURE ON YOU 1323 01:13:36,499 --> 01:13:38,936 THAN IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY, BUT THERE IS A SCOUT 1324 01:13:38,979 --> 01:13:41,242 HERE TODAY FROM THE NEW YORK YANKEES ORGANIZATION. 1325 01:13:41,286 --> 01:13:43,157 AND IF MY BALL CLUB COULD WIN, WELL, 1326 01:13:43,201 --> 01:13:45,551 I WOULD GET A CHANCE TO COACH AT THE PROFESSIONAL LEVEL. 1327 01:13:45,595 --> 01:13:48,554 SERIOUSLY, JODY, SEE THAT GIRL OUT THERE WITH THE BIG BOOBS? 1328 01:13:48,598 --> 01:13:50,861 HIT THE BALL TO HER. SHE CAN'T CATCH. 1329 01:13:50,904 --> 01:13:52,776 NO SWEAT. 1330 01:13:52,819 --> 01:13:55,256 - ALL RIGHT! WELL, LET'S GO. - COME ON, JODY. 1331 01:13:55,300 --> 01:13:57,650 - ALL RIGHT, JODY! - COME ON, JODY! 1332 01:14:02,133 --> 01:14:03,874 AH! 1333 01:14:03,917 --> 01:14:07,007 [ grunts ] 1334 01:14:07,051 --> 01:14:09,445 DOUBLE TIME! DOUBLE TIME! 1335 01:14:11,664 --> 01:14:12,970 SAFE! 1336 01:14:13,013 --> 01:14:15,494 - YEAH! - [ cheering ] 1337 01:14:17,844 --> 01:14:19,629 [ whistle blows ] 1338 01:14:31,684 --> 01:14:33,164 COME ON, WHEELS! 1339 01:14:33,207 --> 01:14:35,558 Referee: READY? 1340 01:14:35,601 --> 01:14:36,907 GO! 1341 01:14:39,431 --> 01:14:41,172 ♪ MEATBALLS 1342 01:14:41,215 --> 01:14:43,435 ♪ Meatballs 1343 01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:45,655 ♪ MEATBALLS 1344 01:14:45,698 --> 01:14:47,526 ♪ YOU AIN'T NO MEATBALL 1345 01:14:47,570 --> 01:14:49,528 ♪ THEY KNOW IT ALL 1346 01:14:49,572 --> 01:14:51,530 ♪ BUT DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S AT ♪ 1347 01:14:51,574 --> 01:14:53,184 ♪ THEY TALK A WINNING GAME ♪ 1348 01:14:53,227 --> 01:14:54,968 ♪ BUT THEY CAN'T HOLD A BAT ♪ 1349 01:14:55,012 --> 01:14:56,492 ♪ MEATBALLS... 1350 01:14:56,535 --> 01:14:58,537 GOD, YOUR PITS STINK. 1351 01:14:58,581 --> 01:15:00,496 ♪ MEATBALLS 1352 01:15:03,020 --> 01:15:05,849 ♪ THEY STRUT AROUND... 1353 01:15:05,892 --> 01:15:07,372 WATCH IT! WATCH IT! 1354 01:15:11,202 --> 01:15:12,725 ONE... 1355 01:15:12,769 --> 01:15:13,857 TWO... 1356 01:15:13,900 --> 01:15:16,033 THREE! 1357 01:15:20,820 --> 01:15:23,823 HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO ME? I CAN'T STACK. 1358 01:15:23,867 --> 01:15:26,304 - I CAN'T EVEN WALK. - COME OFF IT, SPAZ. 1359 01:15:26,347 --> 01:15:28,393 YOU CAN SO. I'VE SEEN YOU WALK. 1360 01:15:28,436 --> 01:15:31,657 ANYWAY, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT TO IF YOU WANT TO BAD ENOUGH. 1361 01:15:31,701 --> 01:15:34,834 BESIDES, I KNOW YOU CAN. 1362 01:15:36,227 --> 01:15:37,663 COME ON. 1363 01:15:39,143 --> 01:15:42,450 Crowd: SPAZ. SPAZ. SPAZ. 1364 01:15:42,494 --> 01:15:45,715 SPAZ. SPAZ. SPAZ. 1365 01:15:45,758 --> 01:15:49,022 SPAZ. SPAZ. SPAZ. 1366 01:15:49,066 --> 01:15:52,243 SPAZ. SPAZ. SPAZ. 1367 01:15:52,286 --> 01:15:53,984 SPAZ. SPAZ. 1368 01:15:54,027 --> 01:15:56,987 STACKERS, GET READY. 1369 01:15:57,030 --> 01:15:59,946 GET SET. 1370 01:15:59,990 --> 01:16:01,731 [ whistle blows ] 1371 01:16:01,774 --> 01:16:05,430 Crowd: SPAZ! SPAZ! SPAZ! SPAZ! 1372 01:16:05,473 --> 01:16:07,432 SPAZ! SPAZ! 1373 01:16:07,475 --> 01:16:09,303 SPAZ! SPAZ! 1374 01:16:09,347 --> 01:16:11,088 SPAZ! SPAZ! 1375 01:16:11,131 --> 01:16:12,742 SPAZ! SPAZ! 1376 01:16:12,785 --> 01:16:14,439 SPAZ! SPAZ! 1377 01:16:14,482 --> 01:16:16,093 SPAZ! SPAZ! 1378 01:16:16,136 --> 01:16:17,573 SPAZ! SPAZ! 1379 01:16:17,616 --> 01:16:18,965 SPAZ! SPAZ! 1380 01:16:19,009 --> 01:16:21,620 SPAZ! SPAZ! SPAZ! SPAZ! 1381 01:16:21,664 --> 01:16:23,448 SPAZ! SPAZ! SPAZ! 1382 01:16:23,491 --> 01:16:25,145 SPAZ! SPAZ! SPAZ! 1383 01:16:25,189 --> 01:16:27,408 SPAZ. SPAZ. SPAZ. 1384 01:16:27,452 --> 01:16:28,845 SPAZ. SPAZ. SPAZ. 1385 01:16:30,890 --> 01:16:32,109 [ laughs ] 1386 01:16:33,371 --> 01:16:34,590 COME ON, SPAZ! 1387 01:16:37,157 --> 01:16:39,856 - SPAZ! - [ cheering ] 1388 01:16:39,899 --> 01:16:41,727 [ whistle blows ] 1389 01:16:42,859 --> 01:16:43,990 SPAZ! 1390 01:16:47,211 --> 01:16:49,169 YOU DID IT! I TOLD YOU! 1391 01:16:50,475 --> 01:16:53,696 MMM-MMM-MMM. 1392 01:16:53,739 --> 01:16:57,961 MMM-MMM-MMM. 1393 01:16:59,092 --> 01:17:00,920 THAT'S RIGHT, FINK. 1394 01:17:00,964 --> 01:17:03,706 LOOK AT THOSE STEAMING WIENIES. 1395 01:17:03,749 --> 01:17:06,360 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE SAYING, LARRY? 1396 01:17:06,404 --> 01:17:09,146 THEY'RE SAYING, "THIS IS THE YEAR 1397 01:17:09,189 --> 01:17:11,496 THAT FINK BEATS THE STOMACH." 1398 01:17:13,541 --> 01:17:17,284 NO, IT'S A COUPLE OF GUYS OVER HERE, BUT THEY'RE SAYING IT. 1399 01:17:17,328 --> 01:17:20,766 NO! SAVE IT. 1400 01:17:23,508 --> 01:17:25,945 SAVE IT FOR THIS GUY. 1401 01:17:29,383 --> 01:17:32,125 [ applause ] 1402 01:17:51,579 --> 01:17:53,712 WHAT? NO MUSTARD? 1403 01:17:53,756 --> 01:17:56,454 OKAY, HANDS UP. YOU GUYS KNOW THE RULES. 1404 01:17:56,497 --> 01:17:58,891 YOU GOT FIVE MINUTES. HALF-EATEN WIENIES DON'T COUNT. 1405 01:17:58,935 --> 01:18:00,588 MAY THE BEST MAN WIN. READY... 1406 01:18:00,632 --> 01:18:03,591 - SET... - [ blows whistle ] 1407 01:18:05,245 --> 01:18:07,073 YOU GOTTA WANT IT, FINK! 1408 01:18:07,117 --> 01:18:09,554 COME ON, GIVE 100%, FELLA. COME ON. 1409 01:18:11,817 --> 01:18:13,993 COME ON, YOU GOT TO WANT IT, BOY. 1410 01:18:14,037 --> 01:18:15,778 YOU GOT TO WANT IT. THIS IS YOUR YEAR. 1411 01:18:15,821 --> 01:18:17,214 YOU GOT TO WANT IT, LARRY. 1412 01:18:19,651 --> 01:18:22,610 EVERY DAY, I'M EATING MORE AND MORE HOT DOGS. 1413 01:18:22,654 --> 01:18:24,656 COME ON. PACE, PACE, BABY! 1414 01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:28,529 LEFT... SWALLOW. RIGHT...SWALLOW. 1415 01:18:28,573 --> 01:18:29,922 COME ON, LARRY, YOU'VE GOT TO WANT IT! 1416 01:18:31,445 --> 01:18:33,143 THE STOMACH'S WORRIED, LARRY. 1417 01:18:33,186 --> 01:18:34,579 HE DOESN'T WANT IT BAD ENOUGH. 1418 01:18:36,581 --> 01:18:38,278 COME ON, FINK! 1419 01:18:38,322 --> 01:18:41,368 THIS IS WIENIE WAR! NOW EAT! 1420 01:18:41,412 --> 01:18:43,849 COME ON, STRETCH THAT STOMACH, FINK! 1421 01:18:45,503 --> 01:18:48,506 COME ON! EAT, FINK! EAT! EAT! 1422 01:18:50,421 --> 01:18:52,162 PLEASE, EAT! 1423 01:18:52,205 --> 01:18:56,035 PLEASE, FINK, PLEASE! 1424 01:18:56,079 --> 01:18:59,082 LARRY! LARRY! COME ON, EAT, FINK! 1425 01:18:59,125 --> 01:19:02,085 - EAT! - [ blows whistle] 1426 01:19:06,306 --> 01:19:08,831 THE WINNER! 1427 01:19:08,874 --> 01:19:10,615 [ cheering ] 1428 01:19:10,658 --> 01:19:13,836 [ burps, groans ] 1429 01:19:13,879 --> 01:19:15,663 WAY TO GO, FINK. 1430 01:19:15,707 --> 01:19:18,754 YOU BEAT THE STOMACH, LARRY. 1431 01:19:21,844 --> 01:19:24,629 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE CLOSE AND WE COULD WIN THIS THING, 1432 01:19:24,672 --> 01:19:27,371 SO LET'S GET SERIOUS. NOW THERE'S ONLY ONE EVENT LEFT. 1433 01:19:27,414 --> 01:19:30,069 IT'S A FOUR-MILE MARATHON. IT'S WORTH 20 POINTS. 1434 01:19:30,113 --> 01:19:32,419 UNFORTUNATELY, OUR BEST DISTANCE RUNNER, JACKIE, 1435 01:19:32,463 --> 01:19:34,813 - BROKE HER ANKLE. - YOU JERK. 1436 01:19:34,857 --> 01:19:38,382 SO, WE NEED A DISTANCE MAN. ANY IDEAS? 1437 01:19:38,425 --> 01:19:40,645 - YOU, BUDDY. - DON'T LOOK AT ME. 1438 01:19:40,688 --> 01:19:42,342 I'D BE PUKING AFTER THE FIRST MILE. 1439 01:19:42,386 --> 01:19:43,996 WELL, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO IT. 1440 01:19:44,040 --> 01:19:47,434 FINKELSTEIN'S YOUR MAN, SIR. LARRY FINKELSTEIN. 1441 01:19:49,915 --> 01:19:53,005 - HERE'S YOUR MAN. - NO, TRIPPER. NO! 1442 01:19:53,049 --> 01:19:54,833 WHERE? 1443 01:19:54,877 --> 01:19:57,836 RIGHT HERE. RUDY GERNER. 1444 01:19:57,880 --> 01:20:00,230 - PLEASE DON'T. - HE'S THE BEST WE GOT. 1445 01:20:00,273 --> 01:20:02,667 GET SERIOUS. I MEAN, NO OFFENSE, TRIPPER, 1446 01:20:02,710 --> 01:20:04,843 BUT THAT KID CAN'T EVEN CATCH A FOOTBALL. 1447 01:20:04,887 --> 01:20:06,453 FOR YOUR INFORMATION, PHILIP, 1448 01:20:06,497 --> 01:20:09,021 RUDY IS A THREE-TIME JUNIOR STATE 1449 01:20:09,065 --> 01:20:10,718 LONG-DISTANCE MEDAL AWARD WINNER. 1450 01:20:10,762 --> 01:20:12,546 BULLSHIT. 1451 01:20:12,590 --> 01:20:14,287 AND HE WON A PRESIDENTIAL CITATION 1452 01:20:14,331 --> 01:20:16,724 FROM HIS COMMITTEE ON PHYSICAL FITNESS. 1453 01:20:16,768 --> 01:20:18,683 HE'S LYING TO ME. I KNOW IT, HE'S LYING. 1454 01:20:18,726 --> 01:20:22,382 - I CAN'T DO IT, TRIPPER. - YEAH, YOU CAN. BELIEVE ME. 1455 01:20:22,426 --> 01:20:25,211 MORTY, GIVE HIM A CHANCE. NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO. 1456 01:20:25,255 --> 01:20:28,127 COME ON, MORTY. MAKE UP YOUR MIND. 1457 01:20:28,171 --> 01:20:29,781 YEAH, COME ON, MORTY. FOR ONCE, MAKE A DECISION. 1458 01:20:29,825 --> 01:20:32,392 - COME ON, MORTY! - COME ON, LET HIM DO IT. 1459 01:20:32,436 --> 01:20:34,612 ALL RIGHT. GERNER RUNS THE MARATHON. 1460 01:20:34,655 --> 01:20:37,093 YAY! 1461 01:20:38,790 --> 01:20:40,139 WHAT DO YOU THINK OUR CHANCES ARE? 1462 01:20:42,141 --> 01:20:44,274 I HOPE I DON'T LET YOU DOWN, TRIPPER. 1463 01:20:44,317 --> 01:20:48,104 YOU WON'T. LET'S GO GET LAID BEFORE THE RACE. 1464 01:20:53,544 --> 01:20:55,633 - HOW'S THE LEG? - IT'S OKAY. 1465 01:20:55,676 --> 01:20:57,722 YEAH, FOR NOW. BUT IF YOU DON'T WIN, WE CUT IT OFF. 1466 01:20:57,765 --> 01:20:59,767 OKAY, HERE'S THE THING. 1467 01:20:59,811 --> 01:21:02,379 ON OPEN GROUND, THIS GUY COULD PROBABLY TAKE YOU. 1468 01:21:02,422 --> 01:21:04,468 BUT YOU'RE RUNNING THROUGH THE WOODS, YOU'VE GOT A CHANCE. 1469 01:21:04,511 --> 01:21:06,252 YOU'RE SMALL AND YOU CAN RUN THROUGH THE BUSHES. 1470 01:21:06,296 --> 01:21:08,951 YOU CAN DUCK UNDERNEATH THEM. YOU'RE LIKE A LITTLE RABBIT. 1471 01:21:08,994 --> 01:21:10,691 YOU'RE WUDY THE WABBIT, OKAY? 1472 01:21:10,735 --> 01:21:12,868 WHEN YOU'RE RUNNING, THINK, "I'M WUDY THE WABBIT." 1473 01:21:12,911 --> 01:21:15,740 STAY WITH HIM, STAY RIGHT BEHIND HIM UNTIL YOU GET TO THE WOODS. 1474 01:21:15,783 --> 01:21:17,873 WHEN YOU GET TO THE WOODS, PASS HIM. JUST FLY BY HIM. 1475 01:21:17,916 --> 01:21:20,049 DON'T EVEN LOOK IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR. JUST MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! 1476 01:21:20,092 --> 01:21:22,051 YOU GOT TO BE WAY AHEAD OF HIM WHEN YOU GET TO THE EDGE OF THE WOODS. 1477 01:21:22,094 --> 01:21:23,748 'CAUSE WHEN YOU GET OUT, THERE'S A HALF A MILE OF OPEN GROUND. 1478 01:21:23,791 --> 01:21:25,663 AND THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF TROUBLE. 1479 01:21:25,706 --> 01:21:28,100 YOU GOT TO HAVE A HELL OF A LEAD WHEN YOU GET OUT OF THE WOODS, OKAY? 1480 01:21:28,144 --> 01:21:30,929 - ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - RUDY GERNER. 1481 01:21:30,973 --> 01:21:33,062 NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S WUDY THE WABBIT. OKAY? WUDY THE WABBIT. 1482 01:21:33,105 --> 01:21:34,541 - WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - RUDY THE RABBIT. 1483 01:21:34,585 --> 01:21:35,803 WUDY THE WABBIT THE WINNER. YOU'RE THE WINNER. 1484 01:21:37,675 --> 01:21:39,677 LET'S HEAR IT FOR HIM! 1485 01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:41,548 [ cheering ] 1486 01:21:47,990 --> 01:21:49,774 RUNNERS... 1487 01:21:49,817 --> 01:21:51,907 TAKE YOUR MARKS! 1488 01:21:51,950 --> 01:21:54,300 GET SET! 1489 01:21:54,344 --> 01:21:55,867 [ pistol fires ] 1490 01:21:57,477 --> 01:22:01,220 WUN, YOU WASCAL WABBIT! WUN! 1491 01:22:57,363 --> 01:22:59,061 [ grunts ] 1492 01:23:23,737 --> 01:23:25,478 [ grunts ] 1493 01:23:30,092 --> 01:23:33,269 [ breathing heavily ] 1494 01:23:36,968 --> 01:23:38,448 [ grunts ] 1495 01:24:01,645 --> 01:24:04,082 [ both breathing heavily ] 1496 01:24:11,481 --> 01:24:14,005 [ cheering ] 1497 01:24:18,488 --> 01:24:19,793 HE'S SPRINTING! 1498 01:24:30,674 --> 01:24:32,980 [ cheering ] 1499 01:25:09,452 --> 01:25:11,454 BYE-BYE, RUDY. YOU DID REAL GOOD. 1500 01:25:11,497 --> 01:25:13,891 THANKS. 1501 01:25:13,934 --> 01:25:16,720 - YOU COMING BACK NEXT YEAR? - YEAH, FOR SURE. 1502 01:25:16,763 --> 01:25:19,201 WELL, STAY IN SHAPE. GET ON A WEIGHT PROGRAM. 1503 01:25:19,244 --> 01:25:21,464 STOP HANGING AROUND WITH ALL THOSE FRIENDS OF YOURS. 1504 01:25:21,507 --> 01:25:23,466 THEY'RE A BAD INFLUENCE. 1505 01:25:23,509 --> 01:25:26,033 THANKS, TRIPPER, FOR EVERYTHING. 1506 01:25:26,077 --> 01:25:27,992 GOOD-BYE, CHAMP. 1507 01:25:31,604 --> 01:25:33,650 GO TO BED! 1508 01:25:37,001 --> 01:25:39,873 - Boys: GERNER! - HEY, LOOK! IT'S GERNER! 1509 01:25:39,917 --> 01:25:42,137 [ cheering ] 1510 01:25:43,834 --> 01:25:45,836 YOU WANT TO GO TO THE FINAL CAMPFIRE? 1511 01:25:45,879 --> 01:25:48,143 EH, ALL RIGHT. 1512 01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:52,190 IF I HAVE TO. 1513 01:25:52,234 --> 01:25:54,888 - [ guitar playing ] - [ singing ] 1514 01:25:57,021 --> 01:25:59,632 - HEY, TRIP. - HEY, YOU GUYS. 1515 01:25:59,676 --> 01:26:00,546 HI. 1516 01:26:04,246 --> 01:26:06,030 EDDY. 1517 01:26:06,073 --> 01:26:08,989 I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU. 1518 01:26:09,033 --> 01:26:12,167 YOU'VE ALL BEEN A REALLY TERRIFIC BUNCH OF C.I.T.s. 1519 01:26:12,210 --> 01:26:14,604 AND WE'VE ALL HAD A TERRIFIC SUMMER, 1520 01:26:14,647 --> 01:26:17,563 EXCEPT FOR A FEW MINOR INCIDENTS 1521 01:26:17,607 --> 01:26:20,566 I DON'T WANT TO GO INTO RIGHT NOW. BUT, THROUGH IT ALL, 1522 01:26:20,610 --> 01:26:23,700 WE'VE SHARED THINGS AND WE'VE BECOME CLOSER. 1523 01:26:23,743 --> 01:26:26,485 THAT EVEN MAKES IT HARDER TO SAY GOOD-BYE. 1524 01:26:26,529 --> 01:26:29,227 HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED A LOT OF THINGS. I KNOW I HAVE. 1525 01:26:29,271 --> 01:26:30,968 I JUST WANT TO SAY 1526 01:26:31,011 --> 01:26:34,493 I HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL AGAIN NEXT SUMMER. 1527 01:26:34,537 --> 01:26:37,540 CAN I HAVE SOME APPLAUSE FOR THIS MAN, PLEASE? 1528 01:26:37,583 --> 01:26:40,543 - COME ON! - WAY TO GO, MICKEY! 1529 01:26:43,546 --> 01:26:45,330 - HEY! - HEY! 1530 01:26:45,374 --> 01:26:47,071 - HO YO! - ALL RIGHT. 1531 01:26:47,114 --> 01:26:48,899 - ALL RIGHT! - BUBBLY! 1532 01:26:48,942 --> 01:26:51,118 [ laughing ] 1533 01:26:51,162 --> 01:26:53,817 - CAN YOU GET THIS? - NO. 1534 01:26:55,862 --> 01:26:57,734 I'M VERY CLOSE. ARE YOU CLOSE? 1535 01:26:57,777 --> 01:26:59,866 - I DON'T KNOW. - I CAN'T HOLD IT. 1536 01:26:59,910 --> 01:27:02,260 I CAN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER. 1537 01:27:02,304 --> 01:27:04,567 STICK YOUR FINGER IN MY EAR! 1538 01:27:04,610 --> 01:27:06,656 - HELP! - [ pops ] 1539 01:27:06,699 --> 01:27:09,267 [ cheering ] 1540 01:27:11,530 --> 01:27:14,185 HEY, SAVE A LITTLE FOR US, TRIP. 1541 01:27:14,229 --> 01:27:16,056 MORTY, 1542 01:27:16,100 --> 01:27:18,537 NO HARD FEELINGS? 1543 01:27:18,581 --> 01:27:21,018 - AHH! - [ laughs ] 1544 01:27:21,061 --> 01:27:22,976 HERE. 1545 01:27:23,020 --> 01:27:25,544 - ♪ WE ARE THE... - [ laughs ] 1546 01:27:25,588 --> 01:27:28,765 ♪ C.I.T.s 1547 01:27:28,808 --> 01:27:31,985 ♪ SO PITY US 1548 01:27:32,029 --> 01:27:34,161 ♪ THE KIDS ARE BRATS 1549 01:27:34,205 --> 01:27:38,601 ♪ THE FOOD IS HIDEOUS 1550 01:27:38,644 --> 01:27:41,908 ♪ WE'RE GONNA SMOKE AND DRINK ♪ 1551 01:27:41,952 --> 01:27:44,911 ♪ AND FOOL AROUND 1552 01:27:44,955 --> 01:27:48,741 ♪ WE'RE NOOKIE BOUND 1553 01:27:48,785 --> 01:27:54,269 ♪ WE'RE NORTH STAR C.I.T.s ♪ 1554 01:27:54,312 --> 01:27:57,837 ♪ WE ARE THE C.I.T.s 1555 01:27:57,881 --> 01:27:59,709 ♪ SO PITY US 1556 01:27:59,752 --> 01:28:03,452 ♪ THE KIDS ARE BRATS, THE FOOD IS HIDEOUS ♪ 1557 01:28:03,495 --> 01:28:06,193 ♪ WE'RE GONNA SMOKE AND DRINK ♪ 1558 01:28:06,237 --> 01:28:08,152 ♪ AND FOOL AROUND, WE'RE NOOKIE BOUND ♪ 1559 01:28:08,195 --> 01:28:10,241 ♪ WE'RE NORTH STAR C.I.T.s... ♪ 1560 01:28:10,285 --> 01:28:11,634 HERE WE GO! 1561 01:28:11,677 --> 01:28:14,985 ♪ WE ARE THE C.I.T.s, SO PITY US ♪ 1562 01:28:15,028 --> 01:28:18,118 ♪ THE KIDS ARE BRATS, THE FOOD IS HIDEOUS ♪ 1563 01:28:18,162 --> 01:28:21,644 ♪ WE'RE GONNA SMOKE AND DRINK AND FOOL AROUND, WE'RE NOOKIE BOUND ♪ 1564 01:28:21,687 --> 01:28:23,907 ♪ WE'RE NORTH STAR C.I.T.s 1565 01:28:23,950 --> 01:28:26,518 ♪ WE'RE THE NORTH STAR 1566 01:28:26,562 --> 01:28:32,437 ♪ C.I.T.s... 1567 01:28:38,791 --> 01:28:41,664 - WHOO! - YEE-HAH! 1568 01:28:43,274 --> 01:28:45,363 - HERE WE GO, YOU GUYS! - THIS IS IT. 1569 01:28:45,407 --> 01:28:47,322 END OF SUMMER. YOU GOT THIS? 1570 01:28:47,365 --> 01:28:49,585 - OKAY. OKAY. - THERE WE ARE. 1571 01:28:49,628 --> 01:28:51,108 IS EVERYBODY THERE? 1572 01:28:51,151 --> 01:28:53,545 [ chatter ] 1573 01:29:01,248 --> 01:29:02,989 - WHERE WILL I STAY? - MY PLACE. 1574 01:29:03,033 --> 01:29:06,253 - WHERE DO YOU THINK? - IS IT BIG ENOUGH? 1575 01:29:06,297 --> 01:29:09,953 IT'S GOT A DOUBLE BED. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 1576 01:29:09,996 --> 01:29:11,911 HAVEN'T YOU EVER LIVED WITH ANYONE BEFORE? 1577 01:29:11,955 --> 01:29:15,480 NO. HAVE YOU? 1578 01:29:18,048 --> 01:29:21,965 PETS. YOU KNOW, A DOG, A FISH. 1579 01:29:22,008 --> 01:29:24,402 NO, I HAVEN'T. 1580 01:29:24,446 --> 01:29:26,491 I'VE NEVER ASKED ANYONE BEFORE. 1581 01:29:38,677 --> 01:29:40,505 COME ON, LET'S GO SAY GOOD-BYE TO MORTY. 1582 01:29:40,549 --> 01:29:42,202 OH, NO. 1583 01:29:48,992 --> 01:29:51,342 - BYE, MORTY. - BYE, MORTY. 1584 01:29:53,649 --> 01:29:55,781 HAVE A NICE WINTER. 1585 01:30:19,457 --> 01:30:21,503 MY FATHER'S BUYING A CAMP NEXT YEAR. 1586 01:30:21,546 --> 01:30:23,156 YOU WANT TO GO UP? 1587 01:30:23,200 --> 01:30:25,332 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. I-- 1588 01:30:25,376 --> 01:30:28,466 - I KIND OF LIKE IT HERE. - OH. 1589 01:30:28,510 --> 01:30:32,775 ♪ AND IT MADE ME LOVE YOU ♪ 1590 01:30:32,818 --> 01:30:37,170 ♪ AND IT MADE ME NEVER WANT TO GO AWAY ♪ 1591 01:30:37,214 --> 01:30:40,435 ♪ AND IT MADE ME HELPLESS 1592 01:30:40,478 --> 01:30:44,351 ♪ AND IT MADE ME ALWAYS WANT TO STAY THAT WAY ♪ 1593 01:30:44,395 --> 01:30:48,878 ♪ LET'S SAY IT WAS THE MOONDUST ♪ 1594 01:30:48,921 --> 01:30:52,708 ♪ HIDES BEHIND THE MOONLIGHT ♪ 1595 01:30:52,751 --> 01:30:55,275 ♪ THAT FELL AND SET US FREE ♪ 1596 01:30:55,319 --> 01:30:57,147 ♪ WITH ITS MOONBEAMS. 1597 01:30:57,190 --> 01:30:59,497 [ revving engine ] 1598 01:31:03,849 --> 01:31:07,200 CARAVAN... 1599 01:31:08,811 --> 01:31:12,510 HO! 1600 01:31:14,164 --> 01:31:17,472 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE SUMMER? ♪ 1601 01:31:17,515 --> 01:31:19,691 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE SUNSHINE? ♪ 1602 01:31:19,735 --> 01:31:21,476 [ alarm ringing ] 1603 01:31:21,519 --> 01:31:23,216 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIRDS AND BEES ♪ 1604 01:31:23,260 --> 01:31:24,870 ♪ THE APPLE TREES 1605 01:31:24,914 --> 01:31:26,916 ♪ AND A WHOLE LOT OF FOOLING AROUND? ♪ 1606 01:31:26,959 --> 01:31:29,919 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE SUMMER? ♪ 1607 01:31:29,962 --> 01:31:33,009 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE HOT NIGHTS? ♪ 1608 01:31:33,052 --> 01:31:35,359 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE FIREFLIES ♪ 1609 01:31:35,402 --> 01:31:37,013 ♪ THE MOONLIT SKIES 1610 01:31:37,056 --> 01:31:39,102 ♪ AND A WHOLE LOT OF FOOLING AROUND? ♪ 1611 01:31:40,756 --> 01:31:43,410 ♪ NO MORE PENCILS, NO MORE BOOKS ♪ 1612 01:31:43,454 --> 01:31:46,283 ♪ NO MORE TEACHER'S DIRTY LOOKS ♪ 1613 01:31:46,326 --> 01:31:49,286 ♪ NO MORE MATH AND HISTORY ♪ 1614 01:31:49,329 --> 01:31:52,942 ♪ SUMMERTIME HAS SET US FREE ♪ 1615 01:31:52,985 --> 01:31:56,162 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE SUMMER? ♪ 1616 01:31:56,206 --> 01:31:59,252 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE GOOD TIMES? ♪ 1617 01:31:59,296 --> 01:32:01,124 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE ALL-DAY FUN ♪ 1618 01:32:01,167 --> 01:32:02,908 ♪ IN THE SUN? 1619 01:32:02,952 --> 01:32:05,389 ♪ 'CAUSE THE SUMMER IS READY FOR YOU ♪ 1620 01:32:06,999 --> 01:32:09,480 ♪ NO MORE PENCILS, NO MORE BOOKS ♪ 1621 01:32:09,524 --> 01:32:12,483 ♪ NO MORE TEACHER'S DIRTY LOOKS ♪ 1622 01:32:12,527 --> 01:32:15,442 ♪ NO MORE MATH AND HISTORY ♪ 1623 01:32:15,486 --> 01:32:19,185 ♪ SUMMERTIME HAS SET US FREE ♪ 1624 01:32:19,229 --> 01:32:22,406 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE SUMMER? ♪ 1625 01:32:22,449 --> 01:32:25,496 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE GOOD TIMES? ♪ 1626 01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:27,759 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE ALL-DAY FUN ♪ 1627 01:32:27,803 --> 01:32:29,587 ♪ IN THE SUN? 1628 01:32:29,631 --> 01:32:31,894 ♪ 'CAUSE THE SUMMER IS READY FOR YOU... ♪ 1629 01:32:39,118 --> 01:32:41,599 TRIPPER! 1630 01:32:43,732 --> 01:32:46,212 SOMEBODY! 1631 01:32:50,477 --> 01:32:52,262 HELP! 1632 01:33:10,062 --> 01:33:13,413 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE SUMMER? ♪ 1633 01:33:13,457 --> 01:33:16,373 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE HOT NIGHTS? ♪ 1634 01:33:16,416 --> 01:33:18,723 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE FIREFLIES ♪ 1635 01:33:18,767 --> 01:33:20,464 ♪ THE MOONLIT SKIES 1636 01:33:20,507 --> 01:33:22,466 ♪ AND A WHOLE LOT OF FOOLING AROUND? ♪ 1637 01:33:22,509 --> 01:33:25,643 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE SUMMER? ♪ 1638 01:33:25,687 --> 01:33:28,690 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE GOOD TIMES? ♪ 1639 01:33:28,733 --> 01:33:31,040 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE ALL-DAY FUN ♪ 1640 01:33:31,083 --> 01:33:32,824 ♪ IN THE SUN? 1641 01:33:32,868 --> 01:33:35,087 ♪ 'CAUSE THE SUMMER IS READY FOR YOU. ♪ 1642 01:33:38,874 --> 01:33:40,745 SOMEBODY! 118458

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