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Let's go.
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Doc.
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She has no recollection
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of the last eight years.
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Bring it on.
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I came here to help you.
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"Kitchen Nightmares โ
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Are you in.
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And โGoing Dutch โ
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Pew pew pew.
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First guns I've
seen on the base.
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Let's go,
let's go.
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All available now.
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LIX.
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Is this like a fetish party?
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It's a Super Bowl party.
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Pro football uses
Roman numerals to honor
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when the league first formed
back in ancient... Ohio.
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Yeah, I don't care.
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Thank God you guys are here.
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Rob Gronkowski.
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I love you.
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That's cool.
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Follow me.
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We got a situation.
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So, Rob gets the "L" word.
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Interesting.
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I've always wanted real,
live mascots
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for my Super Bowl party.
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Last fall...
I booked all 32 teams.
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Oh, and then you cancel
the ones
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that don't make the game.
That's just good party planning.
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Why is Frank being so nice
to this giant man?
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And then my assistant
forgot to cancel them.
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Wait, does that mean...?
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Gronk, your, uh...
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incredible athleticism and
extreme postseason success
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excuse this dangerous lapse
in judgment.
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I have a lot of rings,
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but I don't have a lot
of self-control.
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Everybody, bring it in!
Bring it in.
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Okay. Guys, here's the play.
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Get the animals.
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On one!
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And... break!
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
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Alright, Shred.
Falcon's all yours.
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Frank's scared of heights.
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All good.
I'm scared of heights too.
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Really?
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- Yeah.
- Me too.
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Okay.
We have a cardinal and a lion.
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Just a lion.
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Alright, he's a big boy.
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It's just a guy in a bear suit.
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This party's crazy.
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And he's hammered!
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Alright, go home.
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This one counts. Good job.
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Buffalo is the only one left.
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Hey, cowboy.
Lasso me.
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No. Hand me the lasso.
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Thank you so much.
Hate your team.
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Okay. Here we go.
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This might be the greatest
moment of my life.
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Sad, but probably true.
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Run!!!!!!
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Hey, guys.
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Nothing? Okay, um...
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I did send two emails and then
a follow-up text to everyone,
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with zero replies, but, uh,
here I am in person, again,
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just to say, I'm taking
a personal day. So...
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Kinda feels like this could've
been an email, Emily.
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Why are you taking off?
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Um... it's no... no reason.
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It's just a... just
a personal day.
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Guys, this is Emily's business,
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and therapy's a sign
of strength, not weakness.
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Thank you, Shred.
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Uh... but no, I'm not going
to therapy.
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Hey, you don't have
to white knuckle it.
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We all need therapy.
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Don't listen to her.
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Keep stuffing it down, sister.
It works.
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No, I'm not going to therapy.
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Oh my God.
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Your pregnant?
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Oh... okay, okay.
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Ahh... I'm leaving.
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Um... oh, while I'm gone,
Patel is in charge.
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First of all, thank you.
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Second, and this is
to my staff.
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If there is any weirdness...
let's just talk it out.
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It never feels good to get
passed over.
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Well, I'm cool with
the weirdness,
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so I should probably let you
know that Emily asked me,
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like, four times, and I turned
her down every time.
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Well, it doesn't matter how
I got the corner office,
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just that I did.
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You can't use my office.
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Ah, just a metaphor.
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But are you being serious?
'Cause it's got the big desk.
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Okay. Uh... yeah.
That's fine. Whatever.
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Just don't eat in there.
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No, of course not.
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Yeah. Okay, bye.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Bye!
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I'll be in my office.
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Apple.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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You never take a personal day.
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When you had jury duty,
you tried to get it moved
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to a weekend.
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Yeah. Rick's coming back
from Nepal today.
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Bugger off.
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Mm-hmm.
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Are you guys going to meet up?
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Well, you know, I have
to give him his stuff
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that he left at my apartment.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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He's been without it
for six months.
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I mean, he doesn't need it.
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Oh, that's true.
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Um... I've also been
driving his car
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so that the battery doesn't die.
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And then I also feed
his parrot twice a day.
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Woman!
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No!
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I'm just trying to be nice.
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He was such a mess
when we broke up, and...
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I don't know, I just feel like
I owe him a conversation
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and some closure.
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Screw that, no.
You need to do a dead-drop.
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A... a what?
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You need to pack up
his junk into his car,
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drive it to his house,
leave it there,
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and never look back.
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A dead-drop.
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That's a thing?
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Mm-hmm.
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Um...
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You know, that's a good idea.
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I'm... no, I'm definitely
gonna do a dead-drop.
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100 percent.
Thank you, friend.
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Here I go.
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That's it, I'm coming.
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Okay.
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Moving some essentials
to my new command center.
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Essentials, huh?
Those dude wipes?
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What the hell?
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Did you do that?
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Ow!
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Everyone!
Stop sitting in chairs!
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Don't you see what's happening?!
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Everything's falling apart
without Emily.
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No, look!
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We're being pranked.
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Templeton.
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No, it can't be Templeton.
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There's a prank truce
between precincts.
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That's right. It was declared
after our last shenanigans.
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The feeling was we went
too far.
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Oh, please. Everyone's hair
grew back.
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Except Lydia.
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Yeah, well, there is
always casualties.
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And that's no reason
to break the truce.
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It's a matter of honor.
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Templeton. The man has no honor
and must pay.
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Okay, guys.
I think I see what's going on.
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You're ramping up
for a revenge prank.
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Not today. Okay?
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You still got those beavers
in the back?
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And what's our
laxative status?
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I have so many laxatives.
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No, guys!
I'm the boss today, so...
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I'm gonna have to put
my foot down here.
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Not happening.
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Or else... what?
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Well...
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You might, like... suspend us?
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Maybe.
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I'd like to see that.
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Keep chirping and I will.
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Chirp.
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You're suspended.
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With pay?
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Technically, yeah. Yes.
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Thanks. This is a win.
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Wait. What... what
just happened?
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What just happened?
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We just got a paid day off
to plan a revenge prank.
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Shred... what's your size
in a bomb vest?
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Probably a medium.
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You know what, guys? I think...
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I think we just need
to take a beat.
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And allow this to de-escalate?
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Yeah.
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Why don't you save that crap
for your hippie sound bath?
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This is war.
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Shred... to battle.
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Okay, no.
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There's no battle.
Shred. Don't go.
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Guys, I'm the boss.
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I'm the boss. Guys!
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Okay, so I'm just gonna drop
his car keys in the mail slot
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and that'll be that.
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Mm-hmm.
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Whoo! You did it!
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Congrats. Your first dead-drop.
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Yay!
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And if he doesn't key your car
within the next 24 hours,
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you're probably in the clear.
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Wait, what?
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You didn't tell me about
possible retribution.
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Almost never happens.
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And the main thing is
that you did it.
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Let's go get coffee.
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Yeah. Okay, yeah.
Let's celebrate.
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Maybe double whipped cream?
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Stop!
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I know, I know.
I'll just do regular.
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Prank selfie!
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Is your head in the game?
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I'm just excited, you know?
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I've never been on the 'A team'
for one of these
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big pranks before.
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Usually I'm a lookout
or a decoy in drag, so...
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this is a big deal.
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We are releasing a family
of beavers
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into Templeton's precinct,
and you're trying to make this
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a sentimental moment?
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Well, it's a big milestone
in our partnership,
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and it means a lot.
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Templeton.
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What?
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- What?
- War criminal.
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You are without honor.
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Me? You broke the truce.
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You just made our
chairs collapse.
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and Lydia sprained
her tailbone.
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Hold on. You made
our chairs collapse!
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Does that sound like a prank
from the guy who turned
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your parking lot into a
registered pickleball court?
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Oh, yeah. That was diabolical.
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The sound of dinking
drove our dogs insane.
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Wait, I'm getting a text
from 911?
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Samesies.
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It says, "you've been burned".
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Fire emoji.
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Chair emoji.
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Fire emoji.
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And the eggplant emoji.
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Wait a minute.
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Have we both been pranked
by the fire department?
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Oh, they wouldn't dare.
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But... well, there is a history.
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Sorry. Wait.
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Why do you think it's
the fire department?
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Oh, they hate us because they
know we're the real heroes.
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We won't get cats out of trees.
It's been an issue for years.
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This just got bigger than
the both of us.
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And considering my height
and your weight,
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that is saying something.
267
00:08:54,577 --> 00:08:56,926
Needlessly mean.
We need a sit-down.
268
00:08:56,927 --> 00:08:58,145
Neutral ground only.
269
00:08:58,146 --> 00:08:59,408
Can you
get away now?
270
00:08:59,495 --> 00:09:02,018
Oh, yeah.
Uh... we're suspended.
271
00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:03,281
How are you feeling?
272
00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:05,369
Honestly, I feel so good.
273
00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:07,284
See? It's counterintuitive,
but a dead-drop
274
00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:09,286
makes you feel alive.
275
00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:11,245
Yeah, I'm way too amped up
to just go back to the office.
276
00:09:11,246 --> 00:09:12,987
I know a nail salon
with a liquor license.
277
00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:15,379
So we could... hang on.
Is that...?
278
00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:16,643
Rick's car being towed?
279
00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,079
Wait, no! Stop! That's my car!
280
00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:19,646
That's my boyfriend--
it's my ex-boyfriend--
281
00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:21,560
It's a long story.
Just stop!
282
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,519
It's a long story... stop!
283
00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:25,086
You want mine?
284
00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:31,352
Got a sec, boss?
285
00:09:31,353 --> 00:09:32,615
What can I do for you, Carl?
286
00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:34,661
Ooh.
287
00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:36,575
Looks like you got
a little minestrone
288
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,012
on Emily's nice desk.
289
00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:40,056
Yeah.
290
00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:41,145
It's really somethin'.
291
00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:45,192
She's a beaut, isn't she?
292
00:09:45,193 --> 00:09:47,411
There's a button underneath
this desk, Carl.
293
00:09:47,412 --> 00:09:48,978
I have no idea what it does,
294
00:09:48,979 --> 00:09:50,458
but I've been pressing
it all morning.
295
00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:53,243
Did you suspend two officers
without a formal review
296
00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:55,637
and with no union
representative present?
297
00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:57,465
Ah. First day at the helm,
Carl.
298
00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:58,814
Is that how I was supposed
to do it?
299
00:09:58,815 --> 00:09:59,990
Uh... it is.
300
00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:02,296
Off the record.
301
00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:04,124
There was a little game of
chicken earlier,
302
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,648
and they called my bluff, but...
I think it's gonna be cool.
303
00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:10,043
Mmm... it's not going
to be cool.
304
00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:11,218
Yeah, as president
of the union,
305
00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:13,002
I need to take this
to the membership.
306
00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:14,525
Really?
307
00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:14,917
You're gonna take this
to the membership?
308
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,527
Yeah.
309
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,094
What if I make this whole shop
non-union, Carl?
310
00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:19,095
Mm.
311
00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:20,271
What are you gonna
do then, Carl?
312
00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:24,275
I'm doing it again, Carl.
I'm sorry, Carl.
313
00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:27,975
Can you let me out, please?
314
00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:29,716
The button.
315
00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:34,068
Mystery of the button solved!
Let's start over, come on.
316
00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:36,678
So, what do you say, froggy?
317
00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:38,288
You wanna jump into
a little trouble?
318
00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:39,681
Oh, yeah.
319
00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:40,944
Let's hit those fire sluts
with both barrels.
320
00:10:41,031 --> 00:10:42,466
Agreed.
321
00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:43,512
I've already sketched up
something down and dirty.
322
00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:44,731
Does it involve beavers?
323
00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:46,079
'Cause I can probably
get ahold of some
324
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,081
fecal incontinent beavers.
325
00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:48,952
Just spitballing.
326
00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:51,172
We take their bell.
327
00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:53,740
The one that signaled the
great Seattle fire of 1899?
328
00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:55,306
And when I say great,
I mean horrible.
329
00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:57,046
Yeah. That bell.
330
00:10:57,047 --> 00:10:58,396
Fiendish yet simple.
331
00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:00,049
You son of a bitch.
332
00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:03,357
I can't believe I'm gonna
say this, but get in.
333
00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:06,099
Oh, just like that?
I'm supposed to trust you?
334
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:08,318
My God, look at Lydia.
335
00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:09,363
Hi, Lydia.
336
00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:11,278
Hey, Lydia!
Love the hat, girl.
337
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:14,716
Like she has a choice.
I'm gonna need insurance.
338
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:17,588
In feudal Japan, to ensure
the safe passage of an enemy,
339
00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:19,547
the Samurai would offer up
a hostage.
340
00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:20,983
Cool.
Shred, you're a hostage.
341
00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:22,856
What?
342
00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:24,073
I just finished telling you
how important it was to me
343
00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:25,727
that I'm part of this prank.
344
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,033
I know. You'll be a big part
of the next one, I promise.
345
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,512
Wow.
346
00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:29,776
Betrayal selfie.
347
00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:32,082
Dang it!
348
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,083
Still a keeper.
349
00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:35,519
It begins.
350
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:39,350
Precinct 23 and Precinct 22
in an unholy alliance.
351
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,614
Gross.
352
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:44,486
That's why I did that.
353
00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:47,140
An unholy alliance.
354
00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:47,924
Okay.
355
00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:53,668
I feel like you're mad at me.
356
00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:55,409
Of course I'm mad at you!
357
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:57,455
I mean, Rick is gonna be back
in two hours,
358
00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,848
and if he sees his car
and all his things gone,
359
00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:02,024
I'm gonna look like some
crazy ex-girlfriend.
360
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:04,766
Well, you do feed his parrot
twice a day, so at this point,
361
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,159
I think you are a crazy
ex-girlfriend.
362
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,814
Okay, well,
the dead-drop was definitely
363
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,423
the wrong move.
364
00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:11,077
No, not reading the street
signs was the wrong move.
365
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:12,819
The dead-drop is the only way
to handle a breakup.
366
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:13,470
Okay.
367
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,037
You don't want drama.
368
00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:17,344
Oh, well, I got drama.
Drama is all I got.
369
00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:19,781
To start with, this isn't
even my car.
370
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:20,827
Well, that's gonna be
a problem.
371
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:23,132
Okay, I barely started
my story, Jenny.
372
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,439
I can't give you the car
without the registration.
373
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,919
Well, that's probably
in the car.
374
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,659
Great! Then open her up.
375
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,837
Uh... the keys are at Rick's.
376
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:33,926
Mm-hmm.
377
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,449
Are you sure it's unlocked?
378
00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:36,798
Yeah. Always.
379
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:38,669
He said it sounded silly,
but he felt safer
380
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,367
knowing that the window
was unlocked.
381
00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:42,195
The mink haunted his dreams.
382
00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:43,544
What about him wasn't weird?
383
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:44,675
Yeah, not much.
384
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,199
Okay. Engage your core.
385
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,591
Okay. I'm gonna go for it.
386
00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:48,724
I'm gonna go for it.
- Go for it!
387
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:52,162
- They're eating lunch.
- This is perfect.
388
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:54,598
There it is. Okay, we just
climb up and grab it.
389
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:55,383
Whoa...
390
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:56,992
A lot of food.
391
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:59,038
Tri-tip and crab legs?
392
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:00,867
Wait, are our taxes
paying for surf and turf?
393
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,911
Yeah. Ever since they
saved that kid
394
00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:05,088
from the Ballard Locks,
their budget's been unlimited.
395
00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:06,655
We'll get on the truck
and grab the bell. Simple.
396
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:07,960
You're not gonna crawl,
are you?
397
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,310
No. That'd hurt my knees.
398
00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:12,095
Look, they get super weird
about anybody
399
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:13,749
touching their trucks.
400
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,185
You can tell by how much time
they spend polishing them.
401
00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:17,404
Hello?
402
00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:18,492
What are you doing?
403
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:19,537
Looking for your balls.
404
00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:20,407
You think I'm scared?
405
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:21,495
I think you're a scaredy cat.
406
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:23,366
No. I rescue scaredy cats.
407
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:24,151
Okay.
408
00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:25,804
Don't touch my butt.
409
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:26,588
I'm not gonna.
410
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,202
Oh my God!
411
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:34,335
What?
412
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:35,814
They're shaving truffles
over penne.
413
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,206
Pasta after steak?
414
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:38,904
They have their coursing
all wrong.
415
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,819
They're not even in season!
Hayseeds.
416
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:43,953
Emergency!
417
00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:46,520
These guys are incredible.
418
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,087
We got 30 seconds to get
off of here. Go!
419
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:49,263
Rolling out, people!
420
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:50,568
Oh my God.
421
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:51,700
Were they already
in the truck?
422
00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,311
Get down or they'll see us.
423
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,966
Oh, my God.
That better be your taser!
424
00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:01,491
We will not stand for unlawful
firings or violations.
425
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:03,537
Hello?
426
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:04,886
Shred. Hey.
Frank's not picking up.
427
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:05,887
Listen, I need you
to come back.
428
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,106
Can't.
429
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:08,151
I'm a hostage.
430
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:11,153
Listen, that suspension joke
I made earlier,
431
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:12,894
I think it might be, uh...
becoming a thing.
432
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,330
So, you're just gonna
breeze past the fact
433
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:15,505
that I said I'm a hostage?
434
00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:16,419
I'm sorry. How are you doing?
435
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,334
Not great, bud.
436
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,381
Frank said I'd be a big part
of the prank,
437
00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:22,730
and I'm not a big part of
the prank, like, at all.
438
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:24,471
I'm just... insurance.
439
00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:25,994
That's brutal.
440
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:26,735
Listen, I really need you
to come back.
441
00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:29,345
I can't.
442
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:31,652
It's a whole honor thing.
Plus, Lydia took my shoes.
443
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,045
I... I gotta call you back.
444
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:34,785
Excuse me, guys. Not now.
Guys!
445
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,570
Carl! What the hell, man?
446
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:39,400
It's a walkout in solidarity
with officers Shaw and Taylor.
447
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,184
Guess you got your
non-union shop.
448
00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:42,315
Carl, come on, man.
449
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:43,838
You know, we were just
saying things.
450
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:44,884
Carl!
451
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,755
Oh...
452
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,540
I can see why Emily
went with Frank first.
453
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:50,846
Okay.
454
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,542
You got the keys.
Let's go.
455
00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:55,589
Oh, look, he still has
my DVD player.
456
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,983
Oh, and my, um...
surge protector.
457
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,593
Oh, well, I'll just reach out
to him later
458
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:01,029
to get all this stuff.
459
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,726
No! That's... no.
That defeats the whole purpose.
460
00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,425
We are grabbing everything now.
461
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:05,904
Okay? Where's the wine cellar?
462
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,731
His wine cellar?
Uh... he doesn't--
463
00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:09,124
Do you want a lamp?
Do you want this?
464
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:09,908
That's not mine.
465
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,171
I think you should take it.
466
00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:15,348
This doesn't look great.
467
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:16,959
Hi.
468
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:23,138
I've counted four lefts
and seven rights.
469
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,835
We're either heading towards
Queen Anne
470
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,447
or straight into Puget Sound.
471
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:27,751
I can't swim, Frank!
472
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:30,058
Wait. We're stopping.
473
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:31,973
What? We're back
at the station?
474
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:32,888
What should we do?
475
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:34,759
What?
476
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,240
What the hell?
477
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,242
I believe this is the part
of the movie
478
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,983
where the hero says... gotcha!
479
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:43,419
Wait a minute.
Did you just...
480
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:45,248
I pranked the crap out of you,
Frank!
481
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:47,685
Yeah!
The whole thing was me!
482
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:49,904
Whoa! What's happening?
What are you doing?
483
00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:50,905
What's happening?
484
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:53,691
Your chairs, my chairs.
Right?
485
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:55,866
I even had the firefighters
in on it, Frank!
486
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:58,608
You Judas!
You broke the truce!
487
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,219
I shattered the truce.
488
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:01,568
Just like you shattered
Lydia's ankle
489
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:04,571
when you brought the horse
to our locker room. Huh?
490
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:07,356
You can burn!
You can all burn!
491
00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:10,142
Wow.
A little joke, a little ha-ha,
492
00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:11,970
and you want us to die
in a fire.
493
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,146
This is what
I was talking about.
494
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:16,191
I'd spit on you Templeton,
495
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:18,412
but I'm too scared
to lean forward!
496
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,632
All the way up, take him up!
Nah, you ruined it, Frank.
497
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:22,937
We're going higher now.
498
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:30,163
You know, I totally get
why you're arresting us.
499
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,512
But you know, from one city
employee to another,
500
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:35,036
I can definitely explain.
See my ex-boyfriend--
501
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,300
I've found in these situations,
it's best to remain silent.
502
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:38,431
Okay. Do you think--
503
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,521
Emily! Oh, my God.
What is happening?
504
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:41,651
Rick! Hi.
505
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,610
Oh, nothing, really.
I just, um...
506
00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:47,528
I did stop by with some of
your stuff to drop off,
507
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,311
and then I broke
into your house.
508
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:50,617
But it turns out
you have a lot of
509
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:52,053
really vigilant neighbors, so...
510
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,881
Hey, Rick.
Love the beard.
511
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:56,405
It looks really nice
on you.
512
00:16:56,406 --> 00:17:00,453
Can I get them... unarrested?
We're all friends here.
513
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:01,324
Friends? Really?
514
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,065
Of course we're friends.
515
00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:07,938
How are you doing?
516
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:09,853
Uh... I'm better than
this looks.
517
00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:10,638
You?
518
00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:13,509
I'm... I'm... I'm doing good.
519
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:15,599
Yeah.
520
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:20,777
Uh, so...
Em... this is Anna.
521
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,345
- Hi.
- We met in Nepal.
522
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:22,911
Hi.
523
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,520
Ahh!
524
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,784
I didn't want to get out
'cause this already seemed...
525
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:29,308
...weird, but our driver has
to get to her next ride.
526
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,137
Uh... yeah.
527
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:35,879
Okay, then.
Um... so nice to meet you.
528
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,099
Hello.
529
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:41,711
Um... so, this is great.
This is so great.
530
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:45,498
Templeton, why do you
have handcuffs?
531
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:46,890
Oh my God, Frank!
532
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,328
Shred! Is that you?
Help me!
533
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,026
Hey, Lydia. Thanks for
bringing him.
534
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,200
Told you I'd make you whole.
535
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:53,984
You bastard.
He's terrified of heights.
536
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:54,594
That's the whole point!
537
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:56,204
Shred!
538
00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:57,945
If I plummet to my death,
I want you to know
539
00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:00,556
that I'm sorry that I let you
get taken hostage!
540
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:02,819
It's okay, man.
I forgive you. I...
541
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,039
I love you, Frank.
542
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:09,522
Six stories up, I still
can't get the "L" word.
543
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:10,959
I'll let you down
if you admit
544
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:12,481
I won the seven-year
prank war.
545
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:13,700
No way!
546
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:14,744
Okay, well, then you're
staying up there.
547
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:15,528
I admit it!
548
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:17,138
What? Okay, hold on.
549
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,531
I didn't... I didn't think
you'd cave that quickly.
550
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:19,575
Hold on.
551
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:20,489
Say it again.
552
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,275
I admit you won the prank war.
553
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:24,319
Okay, and say
I love you, Templeton!
554
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,626
I love you, Templeton!
555
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:26,887
Say I love you, Lydia.
556
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:28,062
I love you, Lydia.
557
00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:29,630
And I love you, Shred.
558
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:30,109
For you.
559
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:33,937
No. I tried.
560
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,504
Okay. Let him down, boys.
561
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,593
We'll let you down.
In one hour.
562
00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:42,643
Enough's enough.
The calls are really piling up.
563
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:46,167
I got not one, but two coyotes
loose in a residential area.
564
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,560
They're not getting
any less rabid.
565
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:48,866
How do we make this right?
566
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,606
Reinstate the
suspended officers.
567
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,826
I reinstated them, they just
haven't made their way back
568
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:53,783
to the office yet.
569
00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:55,002
Well, that's a start.
570
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:57,135
There's still some
lingering hard feelings.
571
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,921
Personally, for me,
as a union boss.
572
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:01,662
I see.
573
00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:04,447
There's not anything
management can do
574
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,014
to fix those lingering feelings?
575
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:08,277
I'm sure we could
figure something out.
576
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:15,196
Wow. I just did not expect
him to show up
577
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,632
with another woman, so...
578
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:19,244
And she sucks.
She's the worst.
579
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,984
Does she suck? 'Cause
she seemed kinda great.
580
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:23,030
And he seemed pretty good, too.
581
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:25,772
And he was so cool
about us being arrested.
582
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,426
And he's really non-judgmental,
583
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:30,125
which is a really nice quality
that he has.
584
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,473
Why did we break up again?
585
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,128
Okay. Where are you going
with this?
586
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,956
It was just kinda hard
to see him.
587
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,001
I don't know.
588
00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:40,266
Oh, God. I don't wanna cry.
I don't wanna cry.
589
00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:41,570
Darling.
590
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:43,006
Oh, I'm fine, I'm fine,
I'm fine, I'm fine.
591
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,139
It's stupid.
592
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,925
Is it possible that maybe
you're the one who wasn't done
593
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:51,146
processing the breakup, and
that maybe you needed closure?
594
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:55,758
Oh, um, I don't...
I don't know.
595
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:57,631
Maybe. Yeah.
596
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:00,850
Right. Yeah.
I didn't know that.
597
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:03,941
Um... maybe... maybe dead-drop
was the wrong move.
598
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:04,898
Oh. Do you think?
599
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:07,467
It's gonna be okay.
600
00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:08,858
Really?
601
00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:09,425
Hell yeah.
602
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:15,431
You alright, big guy?
603
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,304
I feel like I let
the precinct down.
604
00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:19,478
And you let me down.
605
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:20,870
And I apologized for that.
606
00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:22,308
Only because you thought
you were gonna die.
607
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:23,525
You're not getting another.
608
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:25,266
Fine.
609
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,268
I mean, somehow, against
all odds and human reason,
610
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:28,401
Templeton beat us.
611
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:32,012
And I betrayed that
which I held most dear.
612
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:33,056
Me?
613
00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:33,884
God, no. My honor.
614
00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:35,756
Right.
615
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:37,844
Well... an honorable man
like you
616
00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:39,629
would have no interest
in this.
617
00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:42,415
Templeton's personnel file.
618
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,940
Wait, you stole this?
619
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,289
I did, yeah.
620
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,509
I love that you did that.
621
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,511
Okay, well, there was a few
extra words mixed in there,
622
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:54,252
but I'm only gonna
focus on three.
623
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,993
This says his ex-wife
was a redhead,
624
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,907
and that he was cited for
625
00:20:57,908 --> 00:20:59,431
forming a Sasquatch
search party.
626
00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:00,649
This is the mother lode!
627
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,522
Yeah.
It's crazy what's in there.
628
00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:04,611
But I conceded.
629
00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:06,873
Gave my word.
630
00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:08,267
Yeah, but I didn't.
631
00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:10,834
Good point.
632
00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:12,358
We got work to do.
633
00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:18,233
So when do you wanna get--
634
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,538
Do you mind?
I'm trying to read.
635
00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:20,366
Yeah.
636
00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:24,891
Hey. Look who it is.
637
00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:26,459
Didn't know you were
coming in today.
638
00:21:26,546 --> 00:21:28,721
I just wanted to stop by,
see if everything went okay.
639
00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:29,765
Oh, great.
640
00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:31,201
That's incredible news.
641
00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:33,943
I think I have my new go-to
interim supervisor.
642
00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:34,944
Yeah. You know what?
643
00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:35,945
I think I got it outta
my system.
644
00:21:35,946 --> 00:21:37,383
Don't be humble.
645
00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:39,906
Where's my desk?
646
00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:41,124
Good night!
647
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,823
Patel?
Patel, where's my desk?!
648
00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:45,347
I had a desk!
649
00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:47,175
Shred!
650
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:50,700
Carl.
651
00:21:53,703 --> 00:21:54,530
Weird.
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