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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:39,000 You need to wake up early, 2 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:44,000 I hid the alarm clock. 3 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:49,600 You filled the tub with water, 4 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:54,600 I'll make it overflow. 5 00:00:56,200 --> 00:01:00,800 You have the cigarettes, 6 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:05,600 I have the lighter. 7 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:10,800 THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BED 8 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:16,000 ...I break your heart. 9 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:21,200 Oh, what a honeymoon... 10 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:24,600 Hotels and long swims 11 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,200 at sunset. 12 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:32,200 Wait till you hear the wonderful 13 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:35,400 songs they'll sing to us 14 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:38,400 at dawn. 15 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:54,600 You've got the live bait, 16 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:59,600 I've got the fishing pole. 17 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:05,400 You interrupt me when I speak, 18 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:10,600 I'm all you ever talk about. 19 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:16,200 You take me to England, 20 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:21,200 I take you to Gibraltar. 21 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:27,600 You wear the pants, 22 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:32,400 I don't wear a nightdress. 23 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:36,000 Oh, what a honeymoon... 24 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:40,600 Hotels and long swims 25 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,800 at sunset. 26 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:48,200 Wait till you hear the wonderful 27 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:51,400 songs they'll sing to us 28 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:54,400 at dawn. 29 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,600 Are you sure? 30 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,200 Maybe it's your period, 31 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,800 for example. 32 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:26,400 Right, my period's coming and I've got sinusitis. 33 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,000 But that's irrelevant. 34 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:31,800 -Of course it's relevant. -No, it's not. 35 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,800 I'm in love, Pedro. 36 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:36,800 I'm positive. 37 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,800 Don't be so sure. 38 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:43,000 It's just sexual attraction. It happens to me 39 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,400 sometimes, very rarely, 40 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:47,800 almost never. 41 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:52,200 I just don't think it's reason enough 42 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,600 to dump me. It's just a phase. 43 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:57,400 I'm sorry. 44 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,200 We can still be friends. 45 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:16,200 It was full of lint and it was ugly anyway. 46 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:19,200 Your mother makes you such ugly sweaters. 47 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,200 I gave it to them for the play. 48 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,200 You don't mind, do you? 49 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,800 Of course I mind! 50 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,200 Where is it? Give it back. 51 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,200 You're always helping them. 52 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,800 Last week it was money and now my clothes? 53 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,600 Honey, I wear this tie all the time. 54 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,600 -Here. -Just cool it. 55 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:47,600 Sonia, we're not a charity. We'll never buy that apartment. 56 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,200 -What happened? -What? 57 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:52,800 What have you done? 58 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:56,600 What have you done to my sweater? 59 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,800 This isn't funny! What is this? 60 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,400 -You can't wear that in public. -Not any more. 61 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,400 Not even in a circus. 62 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,000 Look what she did to it. 63 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:16,800 Always helping her friends from Lucia's theater group. 64 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:19,400 My love... 65 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:20,800 My love... 66 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:22,400 -My love! -What? 67 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:27,400 Go ahead and paint their faces. But don't give them my clothes. 68 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:31,600 No, not "oy". We're not the Medici family. 69 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,400 Paula dumped me. 70 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:36,600 What? 71 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,200 What happened? 72 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,000 She's in love with someone else. Didn't say who. 73 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,400 Hey, she probably went back to an old boyfriend. 74 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,000 Pedro, Pedro. 75 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:55,200 Don't worry about it. It's all right. 76 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:59,400 Paula leaves me to go fuck some big hard stud 77 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,400 and you say it's all right? 78 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:04,600 Okay, maybe not. But it could be good for you. 79 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,200 Don't tell him that. 80 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,400 Everything will be fine. 81 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,600 Don't tell him that, either. 82 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:16,200 This isn't a washing machine, you can't just fix it. 83 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:19,200 The relationship failed, that's all. 84 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:20,400 Just like giving 85 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:23,000 money to the theater group. Another failure. 86 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:26,200 Paula's only had two boyfriends. One's in Mexico, 87 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:30,400 so it must be the other one. Daniel. You're right, 88 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,800 -they still see each other. -Who cares 89 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,200 who Paula's with? 90 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:38,000 That's what I'm saying, it doesn't matter. Definitely 91 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,800 that Daniel guy. Who cares? 92 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,400 Sorry, Pedro, but I have to go to work. 93 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:47,800 Come on, cheer up. Take the sweater and give me a kiss. 94 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,200 I'll call you later. 95 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 It's nothing, you'll see. 96 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,200 Of course it's nothing. 97 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,400 Daniel's gay. 98 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:10,200 He moved in with a guy after he and Paula broke up. 99 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:36,400 -Looks expensive, doesn't it? -We'll go Dutch. 100 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:37,600 -No. -Sure. 101 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:39,600 -No, Paula. -Why should you pay? 102 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,400 No, it doesn't feel right. How much? 103 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:43,800 14,500. 104 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:47,400 Wait, wait, let's do this. 105 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,000 I'll pay 8,500... 106 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:52,400 -Seven. -You pay 6,000. 107 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,400 -We're 500 short. -Right. 108 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,200 -I'll pay you back later. -No. 109 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,600 One thing's for sure. 110 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:08,600 You jumped the gun telling him so soon. 111 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:10,800 I jumped the gun? 112 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 I thought you would wait longer. 113 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:18,400 But don't worry about Pedro. He'll be fine in a couple days. 114 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,200 I don't want him to suffer. 115 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:24,000 Don't get all sad on me. 116 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:25,600 That's forbidden. 117 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,800 Let me see that smile. 118 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:30,600 You remember? 119 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:34,000 A little stretch here, another over there, 120 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,600 and just pull the string right here... 121 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:40,800 Nice, isn't it? 122 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:46,200 When will you tell Sonia? You promised to tell her first. 123 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,600 Right, that was the idea. 124 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:53,200 I'll just have to wait a bit longer. 125 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:54,600 Why? 126 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:58,000 Because if I tell her now, they'll know. 127 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:01,200 Javier, that's the point. They have to know. 128 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,200 Oh, right. 129 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,600 Of course they do! 130 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,600 -Silly! -Hey! 131 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,400 Watch it. 132 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:12,800 Seriously... 133 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,600 I still haven't exactly told her, 134 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,400 but I've sent her signals. 135 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,000 -Signals? -To prepare her. 136 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:26,000 I've been very busy lately. 137 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:29,800 -Why? -Well, because... I've got 138 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 -a surprise for you. -For me? 139 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,400 What surprise? 140 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,000 Well... 141 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:41,200 We're going away just you and me 142 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:44,000 for a whole weekend in an incredible 143 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,400 house in the mountains. 144 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,400 Careful with that little smile. 145 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:53,800 -What's wrong with it? -It's turning me on. 146 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:58,800 Well, what's turning me off, 147 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,600 driving me completely insane, 148 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:05,600 are these pretty little panties. 149 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,600 Then why take them off? 150 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:13,200 To check the size. I want to buy myself a pair. 151 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,600 Yeah? Know what I want to buy? 152 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:19,800 Some underwear like yours. They remind me of my grandfather. 153 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:21,600 No shit. 154 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,800 You and grandpa, eh? 155 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:28,400 You little tramp. 156 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,200 I have something to say. 157 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,000 Was that clear? 158 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,600 -No. -I'll say it again. 159 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,800 -What about now? -Better. 160 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,600 -Now let's put some life into it. -Oh, yeah. 161 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,600 -Would you like that? -Yeah. 162 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,800 How's Pedro? Is he any better? 163 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,000 Not at all. 164 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,800 He realized it can't be Daniel 165 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,000 and spent all day listing every 166 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,600 -single guy Paula knows. -Why not Daniel? 167 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,000 Because he's gay. 168 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,600 Why are you in bed already? 169 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,800 I'm exhausted. What a day... 170 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,200 Too bad. 171 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,600 I thought you might be in the mood. 172 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:35,200 No, Sonia, I can't. 173 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,400 I'm physically 174 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:41,600 -destroyed. -And I'm hot all over. 175 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,000 Wait, wait. 176 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,200 -Wait. -What? 177 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,000 I need to talk to you. 178 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:56,800 I have something to say. 179 00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,800 What is it? 180 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,400 Well... 181 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,800 I have to go to Avila 182 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:16,200 for the weekend for a work meeting. 183 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,200 Fine. 184 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000 Don't worry, it's all right. 185 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,200 And... 186 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:29,000 What, my love? 187 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,400 I love you so much. 188 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:36,800 Me, too. 189 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:47,800 And Daniel can't be gay, if he went out with Paula... 190 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,400 Not everything in life is black or white. 191 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:54,400 Many people think we're all bisexuals. 192 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:57,200 That's right. There you go. 193 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,600 Daniel could be with Paula because 194 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,200 first he was white, 195 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,800 then black, then white again. 196 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,200 -Then grey. -What? 197 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,000 He likes it all. 198 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,800 Like you said. We're all bisexual, not me though. 199 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,800 But Daniel could be with Paula because he is 200 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,600 bisexual, right? 201 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,800 What's wrong with you? 202 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,200 What have you been doing? 203 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,400 Nothing, nothing. 204 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,400 I was working, of course. 205 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,600 Take off my bra. 206 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:32,200 Being gay isn't like smoking. You can't just quit. 207 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:34,800 I don't know. 208 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:46,800 Hey, hey, don't do that. You're too tired. 209 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,800 Although if you want 210 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,200 you can just lie there and I'll do the rest. 211 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,600 Sure. 212 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,400 -You know what? -What? 213 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,000 -Who cares who Paula's with? -Exactly. 214 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,400 Don't know what to do. Four hands, four arms, 215 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,000 two doors and one key. 216 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,800 Sounds fun, a real mess, lots of noise, 217 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,800 too much lipstick. 218 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:50,200 -Four legs... -And one friend. 219 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,200 -What will you do? -Don't know what to do. 220 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,000 -What will you do? -Don't know what to do. 221 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,000 What will you do? 222 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,800 Don't know what to do. 223 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,600 What will you do? 224 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,400 Don't know what to do. 225 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,800 I sing you to sleep. 226 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,000 Feed you when you're hungry. 227 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,600 Can't keep you warm enough. 228 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,000 Give me more, my love. 229 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,600 Sorry, I just... 230 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,400 A real mess, four hands, 231 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,800 -four arms... -And one friend. 232 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,600 What will you do? 233 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,400 Don't know what to do. 234 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:26,000 -What will you do? -Don't know what to do. 235 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:29,800 -What will you do? -Don't know what to do. 236 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,800 What will you do? 237 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,400 Poor baby, doesn't know what to do. 238 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,600 Four hands, four arms, 239 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,000 too much lipstick. A real mess, 240 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,600 lots of noise. 241 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,400 Don't know what to do. Let's run away. 242 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,400 You're too cold for me. 243 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,000 Can't keep you warm enough. 244 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,600 -What will you do? -But I just put on 245 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,600 my pants! 246 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,000 Sounds fun. Four arms, four hands, 247 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:16,600 -four legs, two doors, one key. -And one friend. 248 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Hey, champ. 249 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,800 You're looking much better already. 250 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,000 You're almost over it. 251 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,200 I didn't sleep a wink. 252 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:45,800 Of course, that's a symptom of recovery. 253 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:50,400 Otherwise you'd be lying around depressed all day. Not you. 254 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:54,000 Your mind is staying active. 255 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,000 That's why you couldn't sleep. 256 00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,200 I couldn't sleep because when I closed my eyes 257 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,000 I saw her fucking another guy. 258 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,400 Even worse, the bitch's face lit up 259 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,600 like I've never seen. 260 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,000 Did you imagine her with... What's his name? 261 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,000 -David? -No, Daniel. 262 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,600 -Right, Daniel. -But Daniel's gay. 263 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,400 Good afternoon. 264 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:20,600 Hello. 265 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:24,800 What do you mean, gay? He went out with Paula. 266 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,400 No, he's gay. 267 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,000 You're misinformed. 268 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:32,000 Did you know that new research says 269 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,800 we're all bisexual? 270 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,800 I could fall in love with you. 271 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,800 You fall in love with me? How? 272 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,400 I just could. It happens. 273 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,200 For who you are. We go way back. 274 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,800 Lots of friends fall in love. 275 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:52,000 -Just focus on Paula and Daniel. -It's not him. 276 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,400 Daniel and his boyfriend are a registered couple. 277 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,400 That means nothing, Pedro. 278 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,800 You know how promiscuous homosexuals are. 279 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:06,200 -With men, not women! -Aren't you listening to me? 280 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,600 That's secondary. Besides, I'm not making this up. It's science. 281 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,400 Excuse us. Play for service. 282 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,400 Yes. 283 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,200 Believe me, Pedro. 284 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:20,200 I don't know who it is, but I'll kill him. 285 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,200 Out! 286 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,200 What? 287 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,400 What do you mean, out? 288 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:34,000 This guy's cheating at a singles / couples tournament. 289 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,600 Damnit, Pedro. 290 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,600 -It was three feet long! -Bullshit! 291 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,000 -Calm down. -You think I'm stupid? 292 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,200 Go ahead, say it. 293 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,400 It was way long. 294 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,800 -Besides, it didn't count. -That's right. 295 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:53,000 All right, all right. You serve. 296 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,800 Forgive him, he's going through rough times. 297 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,400 His girlfriend dumped him for a homo. 298 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,800 How could she dump him for a homo? 299 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,600 The guy used to be one. He isn't any more. 300 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,000 Sure. Everything isn't always black or white. 301 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,000 Besides, we're all bisexual anyway. 302 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:20,400 It was obvious, Pedro. I saw it coming. You know why? 303 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,600 You were too nice to her. Women hate that. 304 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,600 The worse you treat them, the hornier they get. 305 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:30,800 You're too soft, Pedro. You're lucky to be rid of her. 306 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,800 -That's right, Pedro. -Girlfriends are the worst. 307 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,800 -Right, Carlos? -Yeah, but... 308 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,200 No buts. Look at Carlos. 309 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:42,000 Happily single. Now it's your turn. 310 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,600 You can do whatever you want without answering to anybody. 311 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,000 And consider this: 312 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,600 girlfriends never last. 313 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:55,400 But an ex-girlfriend lasts forever. You can fuck her whenever you want. 314 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,400 -It's been proven. -Actually... 315 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,200 But you and Victoria have been going out since... 316 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:08,200 So what? Sure, I live with Victoria. But I screw all the women I can. 317 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:09,600 That's the trick. 318 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,600 Know what's wrong with this country? People don't fuck enough. 319 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,000 Forget what the sociologists say. 320 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,800 I've learned what I know from life itself. 321 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,600 -People... -What's your point? 322 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,800 -What's your point? -Shit, Pedro. 323 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,600 Don't interrupt me. 324 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,600 People go crazy. 325 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,400 Why? Lack of sex. 326 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,600 When you become a couple you screw less. 327 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:36,000 -Nobody knows why, but it's true. -Not me. 328 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,800 So people end up unhappy. 329 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,200 What about me? I fuck like a champ. 330 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,800 I have a girlfriend but I screw around, 331 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:48,400 which is what keeps us happy and together. Like in Cuba. 332 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:51,200 Cubans are living on food rations, 333 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,000 practically starving to death, 334 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,200 but they're happy. Why? Because they're always fucking. 335 00:20:56,800 --> 00:21:00,000 You always see them dancing and screwing around. 336 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,200 -It's the Latin character. -Yeah, but Cuba... 337 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:06,200 You see, Pedro? That should be your motto. Forget Paula. 338 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,200 To hell with her. I know plenty of choice girls. 339 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,000 They don't need to be choice. 340 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,800 The other day this total babe got in my taxi. 341 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,800 I came on to her, but nothing. 342 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,400 Was I upset? Not at all. Her loss. 343 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,600 Then later I picked up some ugly ass bitch. 344 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,600 Of course I tried again. 345 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,000 I'm mature enough 346 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,200 to see beyond a woman's physique. 347 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:35,000 15 minutes later I'm fucking her doggie-style in a field, 348 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:38,400 yanking her by the hair as she screams for more. 349 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,400 And you know what? 350 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,600 Even charged her full fare. 351 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,000 There's something special about girls. 352 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,400 Girls are warriors! 353 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:59,800 From their perfume to their pearls. 354 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,400 Girls are warriors! 355 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,800 College girls with their hair in curls. 356 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,200 Girls are warriors! 357 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,000 In magazines or in person... 358 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,000 Girls are warriors! 359 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,600 Girls are warriors! 360 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,200 Girls are warriors! 361 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:33,000 Playing with them is like handling... 362 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,600 nitroglycerine. 363 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,600 More voltage than a nuclear power plant... 364 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,800 And less radiation. 365 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,800 They're in charge from the start, 366 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,200 driving a stake through your heart. 367 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:52,200 If the world's in a whirl, 368 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:56,800 some doll must have her hips in a twirl. 369 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,200 They're in charge from the start, 370 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,600 driving a stake through your heart. 371 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,600 If the world's in a whirl, 372 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,200 some doll must have her hips in a twirl. 373 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:25,200 There's something special about girls. 374 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,200 Girls are warriors! 375 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,200 From their perfume to their pearls. 376 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,400 Girls are warriors! 377 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,400 Girls are warriors! 378 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,000 Girls are warriors! 379 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,800 There's something special about girls. 380 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,000 I just can't handle it. 381 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,400 They're warriors! 382 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,800 My love. 383 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,800 Why don't we introduce Pedro to your friend Nuria? 384 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:16,000 She has a boyfriend, and Pedro's still in love with Paula. 385 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,600 You know what? 386 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,200 I think it's really touching. 387 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,200 -What about Lucia? -What? 388 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,400 She's sweet, pretty and no boyfriend. 389 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,600 Of course not. She's a lesbian. 390 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:41,400 -Lucia from the theater group? -Yes. 391 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:46,200 No shit! She doesn't look like one. 392 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:49,400 Well? 393 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:54,200 In your opinion, what do lesbians look like? 394 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,400 Like lesbians. Short hair, 395 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,600 checkered shirt, glasses... 396 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:07,200 Very nice. You might as well say it while scratching your balls. 397 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:15,000 So that makes me a lesbian. 398 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,000 Sonia, I have nothing against lesbians. 399 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,400 Though that shirt isn't very feminine. 400 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,400 So Lucia and Pedro...? 401 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,000 -Lucia's a lesbian! -Okay, okay! 402 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,200 -You said we're all bisexuals. -Just drop it. 403 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:36,000 Lucia's happy as it is. She doesn't need guidance from a stud like you. 404 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,400 I was only trying to help Pedro. 405 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,000 Don't get upset. 406 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,400 So sensitive. 407 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:50,400 -Sonia, that smells awful. -It'll go away. 408 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,000 It's going to stink forever. 409 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,200 No, please! 410 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:03,800 I'll kill you. 411 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,400 Son of a bitch! 412 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,600 Will you fill out a survey on drugs? 413 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,600 Get away. Always the same crap about drugs. 414 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,200 What a schmuck. 415 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,000 Scumbag. 416 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,200 -I'll kick your ass. -Curly! 417 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:18,200 Hello? Hi, Pedro. What's up? 418 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,800 I'm spying on Paula. 419 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,800 You're doing what? 420 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,600 Spying on Paula. 421 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:26,800 You're spying on her? 422 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,000 Forget it. But I just saw Sonia enter her office. 423 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,800 Why is she here? 424 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,200 Hello? 425 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,200 Javier? 426 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,400 -Where are they? -Still inside. 427 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,800 Thanks, but you didn't have to come. 428 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,400 Pedro, why the hell are you spying on Paula? 429 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,200 -What? -It's absurd, don't you see? 430 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,400 Come on, I'll take you home. 431 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,000 Promise not to do it again. 432 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,200 -Hi. -Hi. What are you doing here? 433 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,800 -What a coincidence. And you? -I came to talk to Paula. 434 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,400 -Great. -What about you? 435 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,800 I have a client nearby. 436 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,400 -Paula, how are you? -Hi. 437 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,800 It's been so long. 438 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,800 -What are you two up to? -Going for coffee. Come with us. 439 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,200 Okay. 440 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,400 -What a coincidence. -Yeah. 441 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,400 Do you think it's permanent? 442 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,200 All couples have problems, right? 443 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:32,400 Yeah, but don't push your luck. 444 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:36,200 -I'm seeing someone else anyway. -Right, someone else. 445 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,800 End of story. Let's just drop it. 446 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,800 It's too bad they broke up, but that's life. 447 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,400 Pedro's over her 448 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,600 anyway. He's doing great. 449 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,600 And how are you two? I mean as a couple. 450 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,000 Fine. Actually, great. 451 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,400 We're going to buy a place. 452 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,000 Really? 453 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,400 Just an investment, really. 454 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,600 No, not just as an investment. 455 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,000 How about you and the new guy? 456 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:09,600 Not too well. 457 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,000 Actually, he still 458 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,400 hasn't even dumped his girlfriend. 459 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:18,800 Well, give him time. Maybe he hasn't told her yet, 460 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,600 but he's sending her signals. 461 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,800 I don't see him sending many "signals". 462 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,200 I'll just tell her myself. 463 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,200 No, don't do that. 464 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,600 That would be a big mistake. Totally. 465 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,400 Don't go there. 466 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:41,000 Hey! 467 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,600 -What a surprise! -Hi. 468 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,600 We were in the neighborhood... 469 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,800 -How are you, Paula? -Fine. You? 470 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,800 Let me introduce you all. Paula, Javier, Sonia, this is... 471 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,400 -my girlfriend, Jessica. -Jennifer. 472 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:57,600 Jennifer, my girlfriend. Why are you all here? 473 00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,800 We ran into each other. We're having coffee. 474 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,000 Oh, great. 475 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,200 We're just refueling a bit, right Jennifer? 476 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,000 We've been fucking all day. 477 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,000 We'll join you. 478 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,400 I'm off to work. 479 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:16,400 That's too bad. Anyway, Paula... 480 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,400 Give me a call sometime. Actually, no. 481 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,600 I'll call you. 482 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,000 I'm always with Jennifer. 483 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,600 -Can I order something? -Sure, honey. 484 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,800 A pitcher of sangr�a and some donuts. 485 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:51,400 Right. I have my own, unique method of investigation: T.I.S. 486 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,600 T.I.S. 487 00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:56,800 "Total Investigation System". It's 100% reliable. 488 00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,200 -Does it work? -Does it work? 489 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,400 Name any famous case. 490 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:06,000 The most famous case ever resolved. 491 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,800 Who killed JFK, right? 492 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:14,200 -Well, I'm here because... -You don't know, do you? 493 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,400 Oswald, right? 494 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,400 Please, Mr. Campillo. 495 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,000 Come with me. 496 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,800 You can't possibly believe the lies in the Warren Commission Report. 497 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,400 Right, it was a conspiracy. 498 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:38,600 Organized by the aforementioned. Kennedy killed himself. 499 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,200 Oswald was what I call 500 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,400 an "imaginary guilty". 501 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,800 There were many in this case. 502 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,400 I found all this out with my T.I.S. method. 503 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:53,600 So how about following my girlfriend? 504 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:57,800 Right now I'm free. I've finished investigating Marilyn's death, 505 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000 so I can take your case. 506 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,400 I need photos and personal info. Right away. 507 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,600 What about the slides? They're excellent. 508 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,400 -The boss will love them. -What do I care? 509 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,400 TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE 510 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,000 Hi. 511 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:19,800 How are you? 512 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,800 Hi, Paula. 513 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,000 You look great. I brought you flowers. 514 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,200 Want to see a movie later? 515 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,200 No, I don't want to do anything with you. 516 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:35,000 -Tell me when the meeting's set. -Where's the copy machine? 517 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:36,800 Right over there. 518 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,800 "Sending her signals". Now I see the signals you're sending. 519 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,000 Of course they're signals. They're subtle, that's all. 520 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:49,200 Sure, like buying a place together. You can't fool me. 521 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,600 -You won't leave her. -Yes I will. 522 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,400 I'm going to leave her. 523 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,800 And there's no new apartment because... 524 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:00,200 Just because. 525 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:04,200 Besides, would we go away for the weekend if I weren't sure? 526 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,600 That's a pretty big signal. 527 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,200 Paula. 528 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:17,000 Don't be upset. You know I'm dying to spend time with you. 529 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:22,600 -We're going away this weekend? -Sure, it's all planned. 530 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,600 This weekend or next. Two incredible days, you'll see. 531 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,400 Don't give me that smile again. 532 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,400 -We could do it right here. -No. 533 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:41,000 -I'm off. I'll call you later. -Okay. 534 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,600 We'll see a movie. 535 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,000 Don't be angry. 536 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:49,000 Javi, wait. I want to tell you something. 537 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:50,600 Come on. 538 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:10,200 There's something I want to tell you. 539 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:15,600 It's important, at least to me. 540 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,800 I haven't slept all night 541 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,400 because there's something 542 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,000 I need to hear you say... 543 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,800 Tell me that you love me. 544 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:47,200 Tell me that you love me. 545 00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,800 I'm sad and I need 546 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,000 to know... 547 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:06,600 if you really love me like yesterday. 548 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,800 It might seem silly 549 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,400 but I'm going to ask you 550 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:17,400 to say it again and again and again. 551 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,800 Tell me that you love me. 552 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,200 Tell me that you love me. 553 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:49,600 Tell me that you love me. 554 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,000 Monica, you're looking fantastic. 555 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,200 -What do you want? -Me? 556 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,200 Nothing. Nothing at all. 557 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,600 Well, there is one thing. 558 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,800 I was wondering if you're still single. 559 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,800 Javier, I think you've hurt me enough. 560 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,400 That's why I want you to meet a friend of mine. 561 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,800 You two are made for each other. 562 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,800 That's what you said about us. Until you dumped me. 563 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,800 Fine, you don't have to meet him. 564 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,200 One more thing. That house of yours in the mountains... 565 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:37,400 Could I rent it? Or maybe use it for free? 566 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:39,400 That would be great. 567 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,200 Yeah, it sure would. 568 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:48,800 You've got some nerve! I know what you want it for. 569 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,800 -Fine, rent it to me. -I love the mountains. 570 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,800 Strolling through the country, by the river, along paths, 571 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,800 through the fields. I love walking. 572 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:01,800 Not just in the mountains, 573 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,200 also in the city, in the park, through the streets, 574 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,200 down the big avenues... 575 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,600 Excuse me, I'm sort of busy. 576 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:14,800 Wait a moment, Javier. 577 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,400 I was unfair to you. 578 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,200 You're trying to be nice and I was nasty to you. 579 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,200 -It's okay. -Look. 580 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:27,000 You can use the house. I want us to stay friends. 581 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,200 I can use the house? 582 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,000 Thank you so much, Monica. That's a huge favor. 583 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:38,000 -You're welcome. -Do you want to meet my friend? 584 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,800 Friends are the most important thing in the world. 585 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,000 Though true friends are hard to come by. 586 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,200 True friends are people 587 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,400 you can count on through good times and bad. 588 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,000 I love going out with friends. Movies, 589 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:57,400 strolls, riding bikes, the flea market, out for dinner... 590 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,200 Javier, could we watch this here? My VCR is broken. 591 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,400 Don't worry, Pedro. She's a sweetheart. 592 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:07,400 You have lots in common. Leave the conversation to me. 593 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,400 -Yeah, but I need to watch this. -I'll go change. 594 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,000 -You really want to watch this? -Real quick. 595 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,600 -Is it long? -I don't think so. 596 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,800 Antonio Sagaz? Who's that? 597 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,800 The detective I hired to follow Paula. 598 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,800 That tape must be of her and her new stud boyfriend. 599 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:29,400 Enough already! You're sick. How could you do such a thing? 600 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,800 -Well... -That tape goes in the trash. 601 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,800 -It cost me a fortune! -And then what'll you do? 602 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,400 Pay some thug to kick the guy's ass? 603 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:39,400 Hold still! 604 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,200 Get off me! 605 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,200 -Sonia! -Give it. 606 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:47,400 Sonia! 607 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,800 Hey! What's going on here? 608 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:57,200 Stop that! You're like children. What's the problem? 609 00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:58,800 -Know what he did? -What? 610 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,000 He hired a detective to follow Paula around. 611 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,800 You really did that? 612 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:07,600 -What's so funny? -That's enough. 613 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:11,800 He made a mistake, so what? Look what you did to his shirt. 614 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,200 She's here. You're ready. Pedro! 615 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,200 -Calm down. -Whatever you do, 616 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,200 -forget Paula. -I'll get one of Javier's shirts. 617 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,400 This girl's perfect for you. 618 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:27,000 She could be the one. Don't give him my green shirt. 619 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,000 I'll throw this away. 620 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,200 Hi. 621 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,800 Right on time! 622 00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,600 Come on up. 623 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,600 You're right. 624 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:08,000 This can't go on. Paula can see whoever she wants. 625 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,400 Right. 626 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,400 And you could fall in love again at any time. 627 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,000 Come here. 628 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:17,600 -Come here. -What? 629 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,600 You put your shirt on wrong. 630 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,200 I've put on weight anyway. I'm too chubby. 631 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,400 Maybe I should leave it untucked. 632 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,400 Even if you tucked your shirt in, 633 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,400 I'm sure she'd love you. You'll see. 634 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,200 You like it, Pedro? 635 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:53,000 -Yeah, it's good. -What a coincidence! I think so too. 636 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:56,600 Pasta is my favorite food. 637 00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,000 Macaroni, spaghetti, 638 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,800 -cannelloni, ravioli, lasagna... -Pilar. 639 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,800 Pedro adores pasta. 640 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,600 Really? 641 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,600 -Yeah, I like it. -More than that. 642 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,000 It drives him crazy. 643 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,200 As a kid that's all he ate. 644 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:17,000 Fettuccini, tortellini, and those little ties... 645 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,800 -Bow-tie. -Right. 646 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,200 The best thing about Italian food 647 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:27,200 is you can do so much with it: with tomato, salads, with cheese... 648 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:28,800 With garlic. 649 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,400 Like in a Chinese soup. 650 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,800 With shrimp, mushrooms... 651 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,000 Pilar, tell us about yourself. 652 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:40,200 -How long have you worked there? -Two months and 11 days. 653 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,800 You know what Pedro loves to do? 654 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,400 -To stroll. -No! 655 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,600 So do I! 656 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:52,800 In the street, the park, the weekend, in the rain... 657 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,600 -Yeah, it's okay. -Well. 658 00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,600 Javier's the one who loves to stroll. 659 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,000 I remember he used to walk all the time. 660 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,800 In the morning, on the sidewalk, 661 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,200 -across bridges... -Down the street... 662 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:10,800 You never told me. 663 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,400 I used to like it much more. 664 00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:20,000 But Pedro absolutely loves it. Pedro walks everywhere. 665 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,400 Normally he'd be walking around as we speak. 666 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,600 Exactly like me. Exactly. 667 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,400 You two can go for a stroll later. 668 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,000 Yeah, and we'll talk some more. 669 00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:31,400 Get to know each other. 670 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,200 It's so hard to find someone 671 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,600 who you have so much in common with. 672 00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:37,800 This is great, Pedro. 673 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:42,400 I'm so happy. I'm really counting on the success of our relationship. 674 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:46,800 That's everything. Now if you compare these monkeys 675 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,200 to the people around you, you'll find many similarities. 676 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,400 Any questions? 677 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,600 Don't be shy. You've got 678 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,000 plenty of questions. 679 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,200 He's a good speaker. 680 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,800 And so handsome, too. 681 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000 He's my boyfriend. 682 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,800 -Together long? -No, actually we met 683 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,600 last night, but it was love at first sight. 684 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,400 Did someone introduce you to him? 685 00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:13,600 A colleague of mine from work. Javier. 686 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:17,200 -At a party? -No, at his house. 687 00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:20,800 -Then we went to dinner. -What kind of restaurant? 688 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,200 An Italian place. We both adore Italian food. 689 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,000 So do I. 690 00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:29,800 Did you meet him here today or did you come to surprise him? 691 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,800 The truth is, I came to tell him something. 692 00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,200 There's something I want to tell you. 693 00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,400 It's important, at least to me. 694 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,400 I haven't slept all night, because 695 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,600 there's something I need to hear you say... 696 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:51,400 Tell me that you love me. 697 00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,600 Tell me that you love me. 698 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,400 I'm sad and I need to know... 699 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,200 if you really love me like yesterday. 700 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,800 It might seem silly but I'm going to ask you 701 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,800 to say it again and again and again. 702 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,400 Tell me that you love me. 703 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,600 Tell me that you love me. 704 00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,000 Tell me that you love me. 705 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,600 Tell her that you love her. 706 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:52,800 Tell me that you love me. 707 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,400 I found him a girlfriend, you know. 708 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,400 -Really? -Yes. 709 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:14,200 -Did they hit it off? -Not quite. 710 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000 You know how hard it is for Pedro. 711 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:21,600 He's a tough nut to crack. She's cute, very talkative... 712 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:25,000 He probably can't forget you. 713 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,800 You're unforgettable. 714 00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,000 -You're so full of shit. -I'm serious. 715 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:35,200 What's that? 716 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,400 -What? -Something strange... 717 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,400 -Where? -Here. 718 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:44,400 -We're going to crash. -Have you always had this? 719 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,200 You must have, it really stands out. 720 00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,200 What a disaster. Nobody came. 721 00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:00,800 Not at all. Look, seventeen people came. 722 00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:05,200 And seventeen's a good number. 723 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,800 There are more actors here than spectators. 724 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,600 -The word of mouth will kick in. -I hope so. 725 00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,400 Everything must be perfect. 726 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,600 -Hi, Pedro. -Hi. 727 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,200 -How are you, Lucia? -Here's your ticket. 728 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,000 Take one of our flyers. 729 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,000 No, I'm not into that. 730 00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,800 Well, you never know for sure. 731 00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,600 Pedro! 732 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:30,000 You didn't see me! 733 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:34,400 Fertility is a gift from the gods 734 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:39,200 which we mortals, playthings of the skies above, 735 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,600 cannot control. 736 00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,600 But I want children. 737 00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:48,200 I want children! 738 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,200 I want children. 739 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,200 Children are like the seeds of a sunflower, 740 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:58,200 or the cries of lost kittens. 741 00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:01,400 Here we bring the fertility machine. 742 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:03,800 Finally I'll know if I can have children. 743 00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:14,200 What a surprise. I will not have a child, 744 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:18,000 I will have a melon. 745 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,000 Say something! 746 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:22,400 And get up! 747 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:29,800 I'm the melon boy! 748 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,400 Melon boy! 749 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,400 I'm the melon boy! 750 00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:42,600 Paula. 751 00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:44,800 Paula. 752 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:46,800 What's in here? 753 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,200 Clothes. 754 00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:51,200 A whole closet full? 755 00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:57,600 This will be the best weekend of your life. 756 00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,800 I can't see. Can I open them? 757 00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,000 -Can I...? -No. 758 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,400 -Wait. -What is it? 759 00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:11,400 What? 760 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,600 It's a little messy. 761 00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,200 You're such a freak! 762 00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:21,000 Well, it's not so bad. It looks bad. 763 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:24,000 I can clean this up in 5 minutes. 764 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:26,800 Listen, this is what we'll do. 765 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:31,200 You go and take a nice, hot bubble bath... 766 00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,800 And this'll be ready in 5 minutes. 767 00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:36,000 What? It's freezing in here. 768 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,600 I'll light the chimney. 769 00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:43,000 It's a great chimney. We'll be warm in no time, you'll see. 770 00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,800 Javier, are you going to tell her? 771 00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:50,800 We need to get wood. 772 00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:52,400 Javier. 773 00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:55,400 -What? -Are you going to tell her? 774 00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,600 Of course I'll tell her. 775 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:03,800 Try to understand, Sonia's depressed 776 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,400 because she can't find a job in the paper. 777 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,400 She spends all day lying around pouting. 778 00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:15,200 I told her we won't buy an apartment. I told her. 779 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000 Just relax, let me send my signals. 780 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:21,400 I'm sick of you and your lies 781 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:25,200 and your signals. Why do you make promises you can't keep? 782 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,200 I'm leaving. 783 00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:31,400 Let's go. We can't stay here. How about a hotel? 784 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:35,800 -Five star, I'll pay. -It's too late to find a hotel. 785 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,000 There are tons of hotels around here. 786 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,400 What's that? 787 00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:52,000 Those are pictures of my brother. 788 00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:55,200 What are they doing here? 789 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,800 -Should I get it? -No, I got it. 790 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,800 -Hello? -Hi, Pedro. It's Pilar. I saw you 791 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:22,400 earlier but you disappeared. Too bad, you'd have loved the play. 792 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,000 It was wonderful. 793 00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:27,600 I was also calling to talk about something you might like. 794 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:29,800 It's something I really enjoy. 795 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000 That is, going to the movies. 796 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,400 Would you like to go to the movies? 797 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,200 Honestly. 798 00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,600 I don't see why he's forcing women on you. 799 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,800 You can get any woman you want. 800 00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:52,000 Right. 801 00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,600 Excluding the theater group. They were 802 00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:57,600 pretty upset. And excluding Paula. 803 00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:01,000 And we'll just exclude the entire female gender. 804 00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:02,800 Except Pilar... 805 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:04,800 Okay. 806 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,800 And me. Don't exclude me. 807 00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:16,600 Or Paula, because whoever she's with, she isn't happy. 808 00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:19,800 Pretend I'm Paula. 809 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:23,800 And you come to see me. 810 00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:26,000 What would you say? 811 00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:31,200 -Say something. -Right. 812 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:32,600 Hi, Paula. 813 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,600 I've come to see you because you don't seem happy. 814 00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:38,400 Come on, not like that! 815 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,800 You're wrong, Pedro. I'm in love, 816 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,400 and I hope you get over me, too. 817 00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:45,600 -You see? -Yeah. 818 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,000 Tell her the truth. 819 00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:51,800 Paula, I can't live without you, I'm up all night, sleep all day, 820 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,400 this is a total disaster. Please come back. 821 00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:57,600 Sounds like a bolero. 822 00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,600 Why do you act like women are doing you a favor? 823 00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:04,000 -Because I'm a fool. -Come here. 824 00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:07,400 Now I'm you and you're Paula. 825 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:09,000 Okay. 826 00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:13,000 Hi, Paula. You look gorgeous. 827 00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:14,600 Thank you. 828 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:16,200 You're fantastic. 829 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,200 And you say... 830 00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,600 -How are you, Pedro? -Fine. 831 00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:24,400 But seeing you makes me feel... 832 00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:26,800 Give me your hand. 833 00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:30,400 What do you feel? 834 00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,000 Two wonderful tits. 835 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000 No, pretend I'm you. 836 00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:40,200 When I saw you, 837 00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,800 my heart just started pounding. 838 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,800 Well, my back's been hurting... 839 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,400 I can't say that! 840 00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:55,000 Yes, you can. It'll work. 841 00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:58,200 -You'll see. -I could never say that. 842 00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:02,000 I'd just end up whimpering and begging her not to leave me. 843 00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:03,400 This is a contest. 844 00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:05,600 You have other things to offer. 845 00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,200 Yeah? Like what, for example? 846 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,000 I bet he's more handsome. 847 00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:12,800 Well. 848 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:14,600 I bet you're taller. 849 00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,400 Yeah, but she has more fun with him. 850 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:20,000 That won't last. 851 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,000 I'll bet he never shuts up. 852 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,800 No, because he's filthy rich. 853 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:29,400 Huge car, dinner at the Ritz every night 854 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000 in a suit and tie... 855 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:37,200 -I'll bet they go Dutch. -No, he's a man of the world. 856 00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:40,400 With experience and a receding hairline. 857 00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,600 Receding fast, like his car! 858 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,400 You, on the other hand, have beautiful curly hair. 859 00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:59,200 But he's a better lay. 860 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,400 I doubt it. 861 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000 He isn't half as sweet as you. 862 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,600 You want a glass of milk? 863 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,200 A glass of milk? 864 00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:18,200 Yeah, it settles my stomach at night. 865 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:20,400 But if you want something else... 866 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,000 Okay, a nice glass of milk. 867 00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:27,000 -But heat it up. -Right. 868 00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:34,400 -The milk. -What? 869 00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:41,600 I can bring it with donuts or with cookies. I prefer donuts. 870 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,000 Why? 871 00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:47,000 Well, because... 872 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,800 I really love 873 00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:52,600 soaking them in the milk 874 00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:56,200 and they get all soft 875 00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:58,400 and melt in your mouth. 876 00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:06,200 -Yeah. -Milk again. 877 00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:10,800 I could bring chocolate milk. 878 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,200 Or coffee-flavored. 879 00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:16,400 Coffee-flavored. 880 00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:28,400 Rafa. 881 00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:32,800 We have to talk. 882 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,000 Wait a sec. 883 00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:38,400 It's important. 884 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:40,800 Just wait, Victoria. 885 00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:44,600 There we go! 886 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,000 Go ahead. 887 00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:51,400 First of all, I want you to know that I love you. 888 00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:53,800 And I'm sorry. 889 00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:55,800 But I'm in love. 890 00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:59,000 I've been seeing someone else. 891 00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:04,200 I didn't want to tell you until I was completely sure. 892 00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:08,200 I think we should break up. 893 00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:17,400 Can I ask you a question? 894 00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:20,400 Yes. 895 00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:23,400 Could you please explain 896 00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:27,600 how could you be such a bitch? 897 00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,400 Because you're a real bitch. 898 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,200 And you know what? 899 00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:35,800 While you were out with that fool 900 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:39,200 I've fucked 15, 20, maybe 30 chicks, 901 00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:43,400 all hotter than you. Which isn't difficult, you're ugly. 902 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,200 You are ugly as fuck. 903 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,400 And you know what else? 904 00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:53,200 These have been the worst years of my life. I can't stand you. 905 00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:55,800 You don't know how happy this makes me. 906 00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:59,400 You say the stupidest things. You're a fucking idiot. 907 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:02,000 And you stink. And... 908 00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:06,600 I faked every orgasm I ever had with you! 909 00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:15,000 Go find yourself a brain on sale somewhere! 910 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,000 Hey. 911 00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:40,200 Don't worry about anything. 912 00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:45,000 Yeah, but that first time wasn't typical for me. 913 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:50,600 That's never happened to me before. The second time was better. 914 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,400 That's not what I mean. 915 00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:54,000 -It's not? -No. 916 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,600 I mean about Javier. 917 01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:14,000 What matters most is he'll never find out. 918 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,000 These things happen, right? 919 01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:20,400 So the first time was no big deal. 920 01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:22,200 No, silly. 921 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,800 I'll give you a 7.5. 922 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,400 -Okay? -Okay. 923 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:52,000 -Happy? -7.5 isn't bad. 924 01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:57,000 Left home with a smile on my face. 925 01:00:57,200 --> 01:01:00,000 Today I got up with ease. 926 01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:02,800 The morning sun shines on my face. 927 01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:06,200 Woken by a cool breeze. Hey... 928 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:14,400 The city's my friend. 929 01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:17,000 Today's my day, nobody gets in my way. 930 01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:20,000 The girls on the corner are giggling. 931 01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:22,400 I know what they want, and that's okay. 932 01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:23,800 Jump, I say. 933 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,800 Jump with me. 934 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,600 -Jump! -Jump with me. 935 01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:31,600 -Jump! -Jump with me. 936 01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:34,400 -Jump! -Jump with me. 937 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,600 Walking down the street, not a worry in sight. 938 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,600 People walk by, their gazes may bite... 939 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:54,600 But I don't mind, I don't care at all. 940 01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:58,400 Today's my day and I want to jump. Jump, I say. 941 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:01,200 -Jump with me. -Jump! 942 01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:04,200 -Jump with me. -Jump! 943 01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:06,800 -Jump with me. -Jump! 944 01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,600 Left home with a smile on my face. 945 01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:14,200 Today I got up with ease. 946 01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:17,400 The morning sun shines on my face. 947 01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:20,200 Woken by a cool breeze. Hey... 948 01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:23,000 -Jump! -Jump with me. 949 01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,600 -Jump! -Jump with me. 950 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,800 -Jump! -Jump with me. 951 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,200 -Jump! -Jump with me. 952 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,400 Jump with me. 953 01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:38,200 Jump with me. 954 01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:41,800 Jump with me. 955 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,200 Jump with me. 956 01:02:58,600 --> 01:02:59,600 Javier? 957 01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:03,600 -Hi. -Hi. 958 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:09,000 -Weren't you coming back tomorrow? -The company president died. 959 01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:13,200 Right, I mean his wife. Poor thing. 960 01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:15,400 They cancelled the meeting. 961 01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:17,400 You didn't sleep here? 962 01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:20,600 No, I slept at Pedro's. 963 01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:23,200 We went back to his place after dinner. 964 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:27,200 It was late so I just spent the night there. 965 01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:36,600 Pedro. 966 01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:38,400 What? 967 01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:41,600 Did Sonia sleep at your place? 968 01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:48,800 No. 969 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,600 Why would she do that? 970 01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:55,400 Are you sure? 971 01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:57,600 Of course I'm sure. 972 01:03:58,400 --> 01:03:59,600 I knew it. 973 01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:02,200 She cheated on me. 974 01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:04,400 She didn't sleep at my place! 975 01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:08,000 I know, she said she slept there after the play. 976 01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:10,000 What a liar! 977 01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:11,800 The bitch. 978 01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:15,200 Who was she with? 979 01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:20,600 Probably some ex-boyfriend. 980 01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:23,400 No, she couldn't have been. 981 01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:30,000 That's it! The other day at the theater 982 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,000 she was talking to... 983 01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:35,400 Lucia. 984 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:37,200 So what? 985 01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:40,400 They were whispering in each other's ear 986 01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:42,000 the whole time. 987 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,800 And... well, forget it. 988 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:47,600 And what, Pedro? 989 01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:48,800 It's just that... 990 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:51,400 Sonia's been seeing a lot of Lucia lately. 991 01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:55,200 Always hugging and kissing, 992 01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:58,000 and Lucia's a... 993 01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:01,200 You know what I mean. 994 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,000 No. What do you mean? 995 01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:07,400 She might be involved with Lucia. 996 01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:10,000 How the hell could they be involved? 997 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,800 Because we're all bisexual. 998 01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:18,600 Friends fall in love with each other all the time. 999 01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:20,800 Please. 1000 01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:31,800 The other day I said something about lesbians 1001 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:36,000 and she freaked out. And she doesn't dress very feminine. 1002 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:38,800 Checkered shirts, right? 1003 01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:43,600 -And her hair. -What about it? 1004 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:46,600 She wants to cut it. 1005 01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:48,600 There you have it. 1006 01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:52,200 Short hair, checkered shirts. She's a dyke. 1007 01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:54,200 You're lucky to be rid of her. 1008 01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:01,800 My girlfriend's a lesbian. 1009 01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:19,200 -How are you? -Fine. 1010 01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:25,600 -It's cold out. -Yeah. 1011 01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:32,800 Do you want to do this? 1012 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:34,200 Not really. 1013 01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:37,400 -Should we forget it? -Yeah. 1014 01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:41,200 -Do you mind? -I prefer it this way. 1015 01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:56,200 What do I tell him? 1016 01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:58,800 I don't know. 1017 01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:02,400 Say you slept... 1018 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,600 I don't know, at Lucia's. 1019 01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:08,200 That you went there after the play. 1020 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:12,000 All right. 1021 01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:15,400 Yeah, I'll tell him I slept at Lucia's and 1022 01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:19,800 didn't tell him because he always knocks my theater friends. 1023 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:22,000 -Right? -Fine. 1024 01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:36,600 You're such a brute! 1025 01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:40,400 -You tore them. Look. -Yeah. 1026 01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:44,000 What's my score? 1027 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,600 I'll give you... 1028 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,800 -an 8.25. -An 8.25! 1029 01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:55,800 -And improving. -Almost perfect. 1030 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,200 -I have to go. -No. 1031 01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:04,600 -Yes, I do. -No. 1032 01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:06,000 Get off! 1033 01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:07,600 I'll get caught. 1034 01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:10,000 Look what time it is. 1035 01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:12,800 And with no panties. 1036 01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:26,400 Melon boy! 1037 01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:30,200 Melon boy! 1038 01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:36,200 I'm the melon boy! 1039 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:39,800 Melon boy! 1040 01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:15,000 Javier. 1041 01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:27,800 What are you doing here? 1042 01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:32,400 Why are you naked? 1043 01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:47,400 I missed you. 1044 01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:57,400 Do you still like me? 1045 01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:01,600 Do I still like you? 1046 01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:05,200 Of course I do. 1047 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:19,200 And your boyfriend? 1048 01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:20,800 Forget him. 1049 01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:24,000 Isn't he more fun? 1050 01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:26,400 He talks too much. 1051 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,800 Won't you miss all the restaurants 1052 01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:33,000 and cars and fancy places? 1053 01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:36,600 What? We always went Dutch. 1054 01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:42,400 But physically... He must be more handsome. 1055 01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:44,600 Well, he isn't. No. 1056 01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:50,400 I prefer you and your curly hair. 1057 01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:04,000 But he's a better lay... 1058 01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:08,800 -We'll soon find out! -No, no. 1059 01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:11,400 I can't right now because 1060 01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:13,200 I won't be able to. 1061 01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:14,600 Why not? 1062 01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:16,400 Because I was... 1063 01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:19,200 I was bored and alone 1064 01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:20,600 in bed and I... 1065 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:22,800 I jerked off a bit. 1066 01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:24,400 We'll have to wait. 1067 01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:26,200 -You jerked off? -Yes. 1068 01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:29,200 -Let's check it out. -No, don't bother. 1069 01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:33,200 It's no use, it's a question of nature. 1070 01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:37,200 We all have glands and other wonderful mechanisms 1071 01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:41,200 that need time to rehabilitate. 1072 01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:46,800 You never know how long, but when it says no... 1073 01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:51,000 It's saying: "Wait a bit while I reload the chamber". 1074 01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:54,000 Shit. 1075 01:12:55,600 --> 01:12:57,200 It's nature's way. 1076 01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,200 Like it or not... 1077 01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:04,600 You see? That only took 30 seconds. 1078 01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:11,000 Fucking bitch! 1079 01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:25,400 -Hi, honey. -Hi. 1080 01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:37,000 Where were you? 1081 01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:40,000 At Lucia's. 1082 01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:43,600 And you? 1083 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,400 Why are you reading that? 1084 01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:47,400 You know. 1085 01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:50,600 Men like this stuff. 1086 01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:54,600 -What about you? -Me? 1087 01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:59,200 I guess she does have a great body. 1088 01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:04,200 But I don't like those macho magazines. 1089 01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,400 They're not macho. 1090 01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:09,600 They're directed at men 1091 01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:11,600 and also lesbians. 1092 01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:19,000 I bet Lucia reads them. 1093 01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:22,400 -Don't start with that. -Fine, sorry. 1094 01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:26,600 Forgive me. You always get so upset when I mention Lucia. 1095 01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:30,400 You're so sensitive about her. 1096 01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:37,200 Why were you at her place? 1097 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:41,200 Why were you over there? 1098 01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:49,200 Well... 1099 01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:55,600 Look, I have a confession to make. 1100 01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,200 Good, fine. 1101 01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:05,200 Go ahead. 1102 01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:10,200 I didn't sleep at Pedro's, I slept at Lucia's. 1103 01:15:12,200 --> 01:15:16,400 I lied because you always knock my theater friends. 1104 01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:18,800 I thought you'd be upset. 1105 01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:24,800 So I had to go back because I lost an earring there. 1106 01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:27,800 But I couldn't find it, and... 1107 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:32,000 And? 1108 01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:36,400 And that's it. 1109 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,200 If I tell Javier I slept with Paula, 1110 01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:50,000 he'll tell Sonia. 1111 01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:52,400 -I don't want... -...Javier to know because 1112 01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:55,000 I'm still not sure what I want. 1113 01:15:57,400 --> 01:15:58,400 I love them... 1114 01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:01,400 ...both and I don't want to mess things up. 1115 01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:04,600 This was the best night of my life. 1116 01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:08,400 But I don't know if things with Paula... 1117 01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:11,000 ...will be better than they were. 1118 01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:24,800 I love Pedro, but I also love Javier, and our problems... 1119 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:27,600 ...might be fixable or they might be too serious... 1120 01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:31,200 Pedro, I think we need to take things slowly. 1121 01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:32,400 Right? 1122 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:36,000 -Yeah, sounds good. -It's for the best. 1123 01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:39,800 No way. 1124 01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:41,600 No fucking way. 1125 01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:44,400 -You know who it is? -Not yet. 1126 01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:47,000 That's nothing. 1127 01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:51,800 Sonia's cheating on me with a lesbian. 1128 01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:55,200 -I'll find you a nice girl. -Even if she's not... 1129 01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:56,800 Sonia with a chick? 1130 01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:02,000 -Yeah, lesbians are... -They're all bitches. 1131 01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:06,200 Would you cheat on her with a guy? 1132 01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:09,600 No, because you're a gentleman, you have class. 1133 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:12,800 But not her. She finds herself a chick. 1134 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:15,000 A dyke from her theater group. 1135 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:16,800 A fucking dyke! 1136 01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:21,200 -They're evil, all of them. -They screw you! 1137 01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:24,800 And you know why? Because they don't fuck for real. 1138 01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:27,800 Here's the plan. 1139 01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:29,800 Know what we'll do? 1140 01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:33,200 We'll get revenge. 1141 01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:41,600 Good morning. 1142 01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:48,400 LUCIA COBOS IS A LESBIAN 1143 01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:58,600 LUCIA FROM THE SIXTH FLOOR IS A TOTAL LESBIAN 1144 01:18:06,400 --> 01:18:07,400 Hi. 1145 01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:11,000 Andres. 1146 01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:12,600 You won't believe it. 1147 01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:22,400 LUCIA IS HETERO, DON'T BE FOOLED 1148 01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:25,000 -How do I look? -Fine. 1149 01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:27,000 You have to be careful. 1150 01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:29,000 Make sure he's a pro. 1151 01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:31,200 -Okay. -And don't tell anyone. 1152 01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:36,600 Not Carlos, not Javier, no one. They'll tell everybody. 1153 01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:37,800 This is it. 1154 01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:43,400 So Kennedy placed rifles in the street 1155 01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:46,400 and fired them with a remote control? 1156 01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:48,000 -Exactly. -Crazy bastard! 1157 01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:49,600 I see you like my work. 1158 01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:52,000 Did you know Marilyn Monroe's still alive? 1159 01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:58,000 This guy's amazing. T.I.S. is some badass shit. 1160 01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:05,200 Actually, Kennedy killed himself after Marilyn faked her death 1161 01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:09,400 and fled to Spain, invited by Franco, a big movie buff. 1162 01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:15,600 Franco and Marilyn were lovers. He even built her a palace. 1163 01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:17,400 That crazy Franco! 1164 01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:20,000 So Kennedy killed himself 1165 01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:22,000 -for love. -Excuse me. 1166 01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:24,200 Could I have my case file? 1167 01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:25,800 I lost my copy. 1168 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:30,000 I'll need a couple days. Take a copy of the videotape. 1169 01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:34,000 "Marilyn lived with Elvis Presley in the mid-eighties 1170 01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:37,600 until she decided to move to Matalasca�as". 1171 01:19:40,600 --> 01:19:41,600 Elvis is alive? 1172 01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:46,000 The king! 1173 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:49,600 You're going to sleep together? 1174 01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:51,400 In the same bed? 1175 01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:55,000 Would you mind sleeping on the sofa? 1176 01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,800 Lucia's back is hurt. 1177 01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:01,800 I could go to my mother's. But all the graffiti 1178 01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:04,800 -at my place scared me. -It's no big deal. 1179 01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:07,400 Just some scribbling on the wall. 1180 01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:09,400 -No offense. -No way. 1181 01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:11,000 You're sleeping here. 1182 01:20:11,200 --> 01:20:13,400 If he doesn't like it, he can sleep at Pedro's. 1183 01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:15,200 Like you did the other night? 1184 01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:19,600 You know what I think? Your back is just fine. 1185 01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:21,400 You take the sofa 1186 01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:24,400 and Lucia and I get the bed. 1187 01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:27,600 Javier, you and Lucia can't sleep together! 1188 01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:31,800 Why not? She's a lesbian, right? 1189 01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:35,800 -I'm going to bed. -Me, too. 1190 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:39,000 Wait! So soon? It's so early. 1191 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:41,800 We can go have a drink. 1192 01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:44,800 -It's Tuesday. -Who cares if it's Tuesday? 1193 01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:49,200 Society shouldn't bind us to only going out on weekends. 1194 01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:51,400 Marcuse said it way back. 1195 01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:54,400 Marcuse, the thinker. 1196 01:20:55,200 --> 01:20:58,800 "To change the world, go out on weeknights". 1197 01:20:59,800 --> 01:21:03,800 -Come on. -Can I use the bathroom first? 1198 01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:05,400 No. 1199 01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:09,200 Pay no attention to me. 1200 01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:15,400 There's a movie on. 1201 01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:18,000 It's a good one. 1202 01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,200 "Just Revenge". 1203 01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:24,800 I haven't seen it. 1204 01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:27,400 You haven't? It's really good. 1205 01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:30,600 It's about a very gentle man who finds his wife 1206 01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:33,000 in bed with someone else 1207 01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:35,400 and kills them both. 1208 01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:37,200 Blew their brains out. 1209 01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:41,400 "Just Revenge". Don't you just love the title? 1210 01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:47,800 Later they're showing a documentary about O.J. Simpson. 1211 01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:50,200 Really? 1212 01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:54,400 Life sure is dangerous, don't you think? 1213 01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:18,600 What's going on here? 1214 01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:21,800 What are you doing? 1215 01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:26,800 The sofa sucks! 1216 01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:29,600 My back's killing me. 1217 01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:33,200 I can't sleep. 1218 01:22:33,800 --> 01:22:36,000 And you two here in bed... 1219 01:23:29,800 --> 01:23:34,200 I miss the unmade bed, 1220 01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:37,600 your orange juice, 1221 01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:40,400 magazines left open... 1222 01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:45,400 I can't find your gaze in the mirror, 1223 01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:48,800 no kisses in the shower, 1224 01:23:49,400 --> 01:23:51,200 no hair clogging the drain. 1225 01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:56,600 There's a wall between us, 1226 01:23:57,600 --> 01:23:59,800 we can't see each other 1227 01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:03,000 or grope each other. 1228 01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:07,800 I twist and turn all night. 1229 01:24:08,400 --> 01:24:11,200 I find cobwebs 1230 01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:14,000 between the sheets. 1231 01:24:15,200 --> 01:24:18,400 As much as I miss you now, 1232 01:24:18,600 --> 01:24:20,400 you were once too much for me. 1233 01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:24,800 Don't take yourself for granted, without you 1234 01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:27,400 life is such a bore. 1235 01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:30,000 Don't just sit and watch as 1236 01:24:30,200 --> 01:24:33,200 your true love walks out the door. 1237 01:24:33,400 --> 01:24:37,400 Don't take yourself for granted, without you 1238 01:24:37,600 --> 01:24:40,000 life is such a bore. 1239 01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:42,600 Don't just sit and watch as 1240 01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:46,000 your true love walks out the door. 1241 01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:51,800 I miss... 1242 01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:54,200 the crunch of your toast. 1243 01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:57,600 Hearing your cat in the hall 1244 01:24:57,800 --> 01:25:00,200 scratching at the wall. 1245 01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:02,800 In my shirt 1246 01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:05,200 I smell your fresh scent. 1247 01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:08,800 The red from your lips 1248 01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:11,800 spread across my neck. 1249 01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:16,800 There's a wall between us, 1250 01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:20,400 we can't smell each other 1251 01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:22,800 or taste each other. 1252 01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:28,000 I twist and turn all night. 1253 01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:31,000 I find cobwebs 1254 01:25:31,800 --> 01:25:34,000 between the sheets. 1255 01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:38,600 As much as I miss you now, 1256 01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:40,400 you were once too much for me. 1257 01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:44,800 Don't take yourself for granted, without you 1258 01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:47,400 life is such a bore. 1259 01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:50,000 Don't just sit and watch as 1260 01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:53,400 your true love walks out the door. 1261 01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:57,600 Don't take yourself for granted, without you 1262 01:25:57,800 --> 01:26:00,400 life is such a bore. 1263 01:26:00,600 --> 01:26:03,000 Don't just sit and watch as 1264 01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:06,000 your true love walks out the door. 1265 01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:44,400 What's up? 1266 01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:46,200 What's up? 1267 01:26:47,400 --> 01:26:50,200 Guess who slept in my bed with Sonia last night. 1268 01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:53,600 Lucia. 1269 01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:55,200 Rafa's great idea. 1270 01:26:55,400 --> 01:26:57,000 I told him to stop all 1271 01:26:57,200 --> 01:26:58,400 that graffiti crap. 1272 01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:01,600 She was terrified and came to my place! 1273 01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:05,600 And since her back is hurt, I ended up on the sofa. 1274 01:27:06,400 --> 01:27:08,600 I spied on them all night. 1275 01:27:09,200 --> 01:27:10,600 But I heard nothing. 1276 01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:13,000 -Maybe they broke up. -No. 1277 01:27:13,200 --> 01:27:16,000 Lucia just can't please her like I do. 1278 01:27:16,400 --> 01:27:19,000 When she's with me she screams a lot. 1279 01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:22,200 Not quite. She's not much of a screamer. 1280 01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:23,800 Yes, she is! 1281 01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:27,000 She screams her head off. She goes beserk. 1282 01:27:27,400 --> 01:27:28,600 It even scares me. 1283 01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:33,200 Then you must have had problems with the neighbors. Paula screams 1284 01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:35,600 and the neighbors... 1285 01:27:36,800 --> 01:27:38,400 Paula's a screamer? 1286 01:27:38,600 --> 01:27:41,400 Paula not only screams, she howls. 1287 01:27:41,600 --> 01:27:43,000 The neighbors go nuts. 1288 01:27:43,200 --> 01:27:44,800 We've never had any trouble. 1289 01:27:45,000 --> 01:27:46,800 Then she's not a screamer. 1290 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:51,000 Yes, she is! It's just that in my place the walls are thick. 1291 01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:53,000 Not like in your shithole. 1292 01:27:53,200 --> 01:27:55,800 Well, how does she scream? Like... 1293 01:27:56,600 --> 01:27:59,000 "Oh, that feels nice"? Or does she get 1294 01:27:59,200 --> 01:28:01,200 -biblical? -Beyond biblical. 1295 01:28:01,400 --> 01:28:03,600 No way, stop fucking with me. 1296 01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:22,400 This isn't what you think. 1297 01:28:22,600 --> 01:28:26,800 I broke up with Rafa. We didn't tell him because 1298 01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:28,400 we didn't want to hurt him. 1299 01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:31,200 Carlos and I are in love. 1300 01:28:32,200 --> 01:28:33,600 We've fallen in love. 1301 01:28:33,800 --> 01:28:35,800 It's normal, we've lots in common 1302 01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:38,800 and we see each other all the time. 1303 01:28:40,600 --> 01:28:43,200 It happens often between friends. 1304 01:28:44,600 --> 01:28:46,000 Yeah, actually... 1305 01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:01,800 I'm going to the bar for a snack. 1306 01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:10,400 I've got a call to make. 1307 01:29:14,800 --> 01:29:18,200 -I need to see this tape. -That's against policy. 1308 01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:30,200 I need a phone number for the "GuiriGay Association". 1309 01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:51,800 Hi, I'm calling because 1310 01:29:52,200 --> 01:29:55,800 when Sonia slept at your place on opening night 1311 01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:58,800 she left an earring there. 1312 01:30:02,200 --> 01:30:04,000 She didn't sleep there? 1313 01:30:07,600 --> 01:30:10,200 Oh, she slept at Pedro's, right? 1314 01:30:22,800 --> 01:30:24,200 Shit. Sorry. 1315 01:30:36,200 --> 01:30:37,400 Will you serve? 1316 01:30:38,600 --> 01:30:40,200 Serve already! 1317 01:30:50,400 --> 01:30:51,200 Shit! 1318 01:30:53,200 --> 01:30:54,200 A little more... 1319 01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:57,600 You're invading my zone. 1320 01:30:58,400 --> 01:30:59,600 You spoiled my serve. 1321 01:31:15,800 --> 01:31:17,600 Damn, sorry. 1322 01:31:19,600 --> 01:31:20,800 Did that hurt? 1323 01:31:23,400 --> 01:31:25,200 Stay out of that area. 1324 01:31:31,800 --> 01:31:33,400 Know what your problem is? 1325 01:31:34,600 --> 01:31:36,800 You think every volley is yours. 1326 01:31:56,600 --> 01:31:58,000 Sorry. It slipped. 1327 01:32:49,400 --> 01:32:52,000 It was definitely my volley. 1328 01:32:52,400 --> 01:32:54,400 He came out of nowhere and... 1329 01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:57,800 clobbered me. 1330 01:32:59,600 --> 01:33:02,600 Well, I'm sure you go after his volleys, too. 1331 01:33:09,800 --> 01:33:12,400 -Pedro. -What? 1332 01:33:13,800 --> 01:33:16,600 I know I treated you horribly. 1333 01:33:16,600 --> 01:33:19,400 I was thinking maybe we could try again. 1334 01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:22,800 But not like before. Much better. 1335 01:33:25,400 --> 01:33:28,600 Hi, Pedro. It's Pilar. I'm calling to say 1336 01:33:28,600 --> 01:33:33,000 that my parents reserved a table tomorrow at an Italian restaurant. 1337 01:33:33,200 --> 01:33:34,800 They can't wait to meet you. 1338 01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:37,000 Call me to confirm, okay? 1339 01:33:40,800 --> 01:33:43,200 You'll break up with her, right? 1340 01:33:51,800 --> 01:33:54,000 Hi, Rafa. It's me, Javier. 1341 01:33:54,200 --> 01:33:57,400 We're having a party next week to celebrate 1342 01:33:57,600 --> 01:34:00,000 Paula and Pedro getting back together. 1343 01:34:00,600 --> 01:34:03,400 Well, we'll each try to celebrate whatever we can. 1344 01:34:03,800 --> 01:34:07,400 Call me and I'll tell you what time. 1345 01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:08,800 See you later. 1346 01:34:11,400 --> 01:34:13,600 -Paula. -Betty! 1347 01:34:20,800 --> 01:34:22,600 -Hi, Rafa. -What's up? 1348 01:34:25,800 --> 01:34:26,800 What's up? 1349 01:34:30,200 --> 01:34:32,200 Nothing. I brought you a gift. 1350 01:34:33,600 --> 01:34:35,400 -For me? -Yes. 1351 01:34:36,400 --> 01:34:38,200 What is it? 1352 01:34:41,000 --> 01:34:43,400 -There's a tournament next week. -Yeah? 1353 01:34:44,200 --> 01:34:45,600 We could sign up. 1354 01:34:46,600 --> 01:34:49,400 -We're a pretty good team. -Let's do it. 1355 01:34:50,200 --> 01:34:51,800 We're a great team. 1356 01:34:53,200 --> 01:34:54,800 -Careful. -Sorry. 1357 01:34:55,400 --> 01:34:58,400 What's up? What are you two doing? 1358 01:34:58,600 --> 01:35:00,800 Who's the guy with Paula? 1359 01:35:02,600 --> 01:35:03,800 Hi, Pedro! 1360 01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:08,600 Pilar. What a surprise. 1361 01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:10,400 Excuse me. 1362 01:35:14,600 --> 01:35:16,400 -Hello. -Hi. 1363 01:35:17,800 --> 01:35:19,600 -Have we met? -No. 1364 01:35:19,800 --> 01:35:21,600 Javier, this is Daniel. 1365 01:35:23,600 --> 01:35:26,000 Shit! You're Daniel? 1366 01:35:27,200 --> 01:35:28,800 So glad to meet you. 1367 01:35:29,400 --> 01:35:32,000 I've heard so much about you. Welcome. 1368 01:35:32,600 --> 01:35:34,400 It's a small party, but... 1369 01:35:35,200 --> 01:35:36,800 Size doesn't matter. 1370 01:35:37,400 --> 01:35:39,000 That's what women say. 1371 01:35:46,200 --> 01:35:49,000 -Hi, Rafa. -How are things, Pedro? 1372 01:35:53,400 --> 01:35:55,000 -Hey, dude. -Jennifer! 1373 01:35:55,200 --> 01:35:57,000 How are you, gorgeous? 1374 01:35:57,200 --> 01:35:59,200 -Fine, you? -I'm doing great. 1375 01:35:59,600 --> 01:36:01,600 I want you to meet Lucia. 1376 01:36:01,800 --> 01:36:03,400 Lucia, Jennifer. Jennifer, Lucia. 1377 01:36:03,600 --> 01:36:05,000 Sonia, you met Jennifer. 1378 01:36:07,600 --> 01:36:09,800 I love your outfit. 1379 01:36:10,000 --> 01:36:11,600 I like yours, too. 1380 01:36:11,800 --> 01:36:12,800 Yeah? 1381 01:36:13,400 --> 01:36:15,200 This is my brother's. 1382 01:36:15,400 --> 01:36:17,400 A friend lent me the shirt. 1383 01:36:21,000 --> 01:36:22,800 You look fantastic. 1384 01:36:25,600 --> 01:36:27,400 You're not so bad yourself. 1385 01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:29,800 Did you make it home all right? 1386 01:36:30,600 --> 01:36:33,200 Yeah, without panties. 1387 01:36:33,400 --> 01:36:35,800 -Yeah? -But fine. 1388 01:36:36,600 --> 01:36:40,200 -What about Javier? -Nothing. 1389 01:36:41,400 --> 01:36:44,200 I may have been right about the ex-boyfriend. 1390 01:36:44,600 --> 01:36:46,200 He's so handsome. 1391 01:36:50,200 --> 01:36:53,400 Look, with Pedro is one thing. He's family. 1392 01:36:54,600 --> 01:36:56,000 But no one else. 1393 01:36:56,200 --> 01:36:58,000 You're jealous of Daniel? 1394 01:36:58,200 --> 01:36:59,600 He's totally gay. 1395 01:37:01,000 --> 01:37:03,600 Some people say that we're all bisexual. 1396 01:37:03,800 --> 01:37:05,000 Oh, yeah? 1397 01:37:08,400 --> 01:37:11,400 -Don't give me that smile. -What's wrong with it? 1398 01:37:13,200 --> 01:37:14,200 Everything. 1399 01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:25,200 You can feel lonely in a crowd of people. 1400 01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:31,200 It isn't loneliness if you choose it. 1401 01:37:31,600 --> 01:37:34,800 Miles don't create distance, people do. 1402 01:37:36,000 --> 01:37:37,200 That's right. 1403 01:37:37,600 --> 01:37:40,200 You can be happy outside but sad inside. 1404 01:37:40,800 --> 01:37:42,000 Like clowns. 1405 01:37:42,400 --> 01:37:46,000 Some people are very rich but actually very poor. 1406 01:37:48,600 --> 01:37:51,200 Money can't buy the important things in life. 1407 01:37:52,600 --> 01:37:56,400 There are young people over 70 and old people under 18. 1408 01:37:58,000 --> 01:38:01,000 We Latinos are more passionate and confident. 1409 01:38:01,200 --> 01:38:04,800 People in the north are colder. That's obvious. 1410 01:38:05,000 --> 01:38:09,600 Envy might be our national sport, but Spanish food is the most varied: 1411 01:38:10,200 --> 01:38:12,800 fabada, paella... 1412 01:38:13,400 --> 01:38:17,000 -Gazpacho. -And Italian food. Especially pasta. 1413 01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:20,200 -Spaghetti. -Spaghetti. 1414 01:38:20,400 --> 01:38:22,200 -Ravioli. -Ravioli. 1415 01:38:22,400 --> 01:38:24,200 -Tortellini. -Tortellini. 1416 01:38:24,600 --> 01:38:26,400 -Bow-tie. -Bow-tie. 1417 01:38:50,400 --> 01:38:53,200 It's hot, it's hot. 1418 01:38:53,400 --> 01:38:57,800 -Stop making such a fuss. -Open up that bottle. 1419 01:38:58,000 --> 01:39:02,000 -We'll toast. -And make love on the balcony. 1420 01:39:02,400 --> 01:39:05,000 My heart, my heart. 1421 01:39:05,200 --> 01:39:08,000 It's a healthy muscle but it needs some action. 1422 01:39:08,200 --> 01:39:11,000 Give me peace, give me war, a sweet high, 1423 01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:13,600 and I'll give you the sky. 1424 01:39:16,800 --> 01:39:19,800 You're sweet as wine, salty as the sea. 1425 01:39:20,000 --> 01:39:24,800 Open up that deep throat of yours and set me free. 1426 01:39:49,600 --> 01:39:51,800 It's hot, it's hot. 1427 01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:55,000 She's got a recipe for feeling right. 1428 01:39:55,200 --> 01:40:00,000 -No hurry, no free smile. -You must be ready for love. 1429 01:40:01,000 --> 01:40:03,800 Honeymoon, paper moon. 1430 01:40:04,000 --> 01:40:07,600 Full moon, cinnamon skin, lust-filled nights. Maybe I'm ill, 1431 01:40:07,800 --> 01:40:09,600 maybe I'm fine. 1432 01:40:09,800 --> 01:40:12,600 Take my heart, play a tune. 1433 01:40:15,800 --> 01:40:18,200 She's underage, I could go to jail. 1434 01:40:18,400 --> 01:40:21,200 Get a hotel, let's go to dinner. 1435 01:40:21,400 --> 01:40:24,200 Just keep me away from that altar.99613