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AJ!
Yeah?

Am I taking
her downstairs?

She's cleared, right?

Yeah, bring her
over to discharge area.

I think her friend's
picking her up.

Are you ready,
Miss Franco?

♪ Gray skies are
Gonna clear up ♪

♪ Put on a happy face ♪

♪ Brush off the clouds
And cheer up ♪

♪ Put on a happy face ♪

Yeah, I'm here
for Laura Franco.

Laura Franco! Franco!

Don't shush me.

- Laura. Ugh!
-Ma'am.

Quiet.-What?

Oh, my God, it's bright.
Sorry, I'm late.

How are you feeling?

Like death.

Me, too.

Ooh! Steve.

♪ And spread sunshine ♪

I'm Mazie.

♪ All over the place ♪

I'm married.
Mmm. Of course you are.

♪ Just put on a happy face! ♪

♪ Put on a happy face ♪

I love you.

♪ Put on a happy face ♪

♪ And if you're feeling
Cross and bickerish ♪

♪ Don't sit and whine ♪

♪ Think of banana splits
And licorice ♪

♪ And you'll feel fine ♪

♪ I knew a girl so gloomy ♪

♪ She'd never laugh or sing ♪

♪ She wouldn't listen to me ♪

Even I feel sick
being in here.

Thank God
I'm here to pick you up.

♪ So spread sunshine ♪

♪ All over the place ♪

Prognosis is cancer
in the lower abdominal region.

♪ Just put on a happy face! ♪

You need a caretaker.

I can't do it all...

It's been a year almost now
of tests and treatments.

Fuck!
I need time for me.

I'm sorry.

- Let's talk about this.
- I can't.

Let's talk about this, Jacob.

Please, Jacob.

Can she walk out
without...

Yep, we're good.
One foot at a time.

Please don't do this.

You're breaking up with me?

- Wait. Jacob!
-Delicate flower.

Jacob!

Jacob!

Jacob!

Shit!

Hey! Hey, hey, hey...

Jacob!

Okay.

Oh, my God.

We did it.

Huh? Okay, slow walks.

Home sweet home.

I gotta pee. Oh!

How does it feel to be
back at your mom's?

Not that
she's ever here anymore.

Your mom sent you
12 pies, 100 cookies

and $5,000?

She loves to send
sugar and dough

when she's on a diet.

What does she think?
Carbs cure cancer?

What is that?

What's what?

There's a box
and a bag over there.

- What?
- Ah!

What is it?

Jacob called me
and asked me to pick up

some of your stuff.

Oh, okay.

I know... I know it sucks.

Okay, I know it sucks.

But, you're home now,

and the surgery went well

and you got $5,000.

Let's take a beat here, okay?

I'm your ride or die, bitch,
all right?

Every second,
every minute of every day.

I'm fucking here
with you, okay?

- Okay, thank you.
- It's gonna be okay.

Thank you.

Wait, fuck, what time is it?

3:34?

Fuck! I have to go, shit!

I gotta go downtown, ugh!

I'm doing this
really stupid reading,

but the producer wants
to fuck me,

- so the pay is good.
- Wait, now?

Yeah, ting! Laura.

You are a hero and a champion.
I'll call you tomorrow.

Okay? Eat some pie.

Sleep and don't cry.

Don't cry.

Bye.

**

**

Why doesn't
he love me anymore?

**

Uh,
package for Laura Franco?

I'm disgusting.

That's me.

It's just tissues.

- Okay. Nice.
- I ran out.

Oh, well, I'm glad
you ordered more.

- Hey.
-Good to see you,

- Amazon man.
- Still crying?

He just loves her.

He really loves her.

I don't like that one.

Laura, good to see you.

Thank you.

Do you mind if I...

I just... I really need
a hug right now.

I don't know if I'm... Oh!

I really needed this.

* Hi ♪

♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪

Hey, Laura.

Could you come
sing this for me?

♪ Please have a seat ♪

Yep.

♪ Coffee or tea ♪

What do you think of, um...

♪ Enchanté, my stranger ♪

♪ Stay for a while ♪

- Enchanté.
-Mmm-hmm.

I really love the new lyrics.

I actually wanna
talk to you about something.

I want you to be the lead
of House of Good Women.

It's Broadway, Jacob.

It's my dream.

It's everything
I've ever wanted.

I know.

That's why
I'm offering it to you.

Hello?

Laura?

Hello?

What did
you do last night?

- Uh, I read...
-Hmm.

...made soup.

Worked on the music
for House of Good Women...

...for a little bit.

- Oh, my God.
- My voice is...

I forgot to tell you.

Little Yale drama bitch,
Taylor Gregory, would not

stop talking about going in
for Jacob last week.

I almost taped her mouth shut.

- Wait. What do you mean?
- It's like...

The show isn't even that good.

Finishing School for Girls,
written by a dude...

- Mazie, Mazie, Mazie, Mazie.
- ...I'm literally asleep.

- Stop, stop.
- Yeah, what? What?

What do you mean
going in for Jacob?

Are the auditions out?

Yeah. Didn't you get one?

- No.
- Why are you practicing then?

Because I like to keep
my vocal cords warm.

- Aw, shit, Laura.
- Wait. Did you get one?

Yeah, but Ellyn Michaelson
is casting it,

and I don't fuck with her.

Oh, my God, I can't.

I mean, I... I thought that

at the very least
he'd still...

Do... Do you think Jacob
still wants me in the show?

I mean...

You did just have surgery
a few weeks ago.

Maybe...

Maybe he thinks
you can't perform right now.

And...

Maybe you can't.
I mean...

You still kind of
have cancer, right?

I guess, I...

We're here.

I love you.
Give me a big, fat hug.

Oh, you're not...

- You're not coming with me?
- Mmm-mmm.

I can't. I gotta go to karate.

I love you so much.

- I love you.
- Call me after.

Aren't you used
to this by now?

No, no. No!

Hello?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, thank God.

What's up?

Hey, stranger.

Wasn't sure
what kind of tea you drank.

Hope green's all right.

You done?
Ah!

Great. Honestly...

It's too bad you conked out.

I have this pretty neat
monster routine I do now.

I think you'd find it to be,

um, (CLICKS TONGUE) very,

well, scary.

You don't remember me?

At all?

1994? Tropical Storm Beryl?

Your mom was out late.
Shocker.

You freaked out
and saw me under the bed.

- No?
- What? What is happening?

Okay? A little offensive.

What about '01?

You got in trouble?
Opened the closet.

We bumped into each other.

Right? My beard was
a little patchier

in my tween years.

Nothing?

Okay. Oh!

That, uh,
that musical theater kid.

What was his name again?

Benji?-Benji!

Should've eaten
that little motherfucker.

You're a real temptress,

you know that?

But I was young.

Can't be too hard on myself.

This can't be real.
This isn't real.

Are you gonna hurt me?

I don't know.
Do you want me to hurt you?

No.

Then, what do you want?

So.

I'm not really
a roommates guy.

Uh, after you moved out,

and your mom started
travelling,

doing all that spa shit.

I kinda, actually, realized
I prefer living alone.

But then, tonight,
you saw me, I saw you,

and then you were
on the floor,

and I can't just leave you
lying there like that.

I mean, I'm a monster,
but I'm not...

a monster, you know.

Anyway, I thought
about our situation,

and here's what I think
we should do.

Do you mind?

I think we both
take the night.

Rest, regroup.

Then tomorrow, you get up,
you have your coffee,

you, uh, you pack
your shit up,

and get out!

But I... I can't leave,
this is my house.

Well, it's my house now.

But I have nowhere else to go.

I wasn't asking.

- All right.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

It's just that
I'm talking to a monster.

And... And...
And you're scary.

You're really freaking me out
right now.

- No, stop! Please stop.
- And I'm sad.

I'm really, really sad.

I just need you out
of the fucking house.

-I'm so sad!
- I need you out of the house.

It's a... Fine!

Fine!

Okay, two weeks.

You got two weeks.

- Two weeks?
- Yeah.

After that, you're outta here.
You pack your bags,

you hit the fucking pavement.

And you know what else?
While you're here,

you follow my rules. Okay?

Number one,
don't get in my way.

Number two,
don't tell me what to do.

And number three,
if you tell anyone about me,

I'll rip your
fucking throat out.

Yeah, you better run.

Still got it. Still got it!

**

♪ I won't be far behind ♪

Hey.

**

Hey!

**

♪ Hide and you're
probably found ♪

**

♪ It makes no difference
What you say ♪

♪ You can never get away ♪

♪ From me ♪

**

That's enough.

For the love of God.

Play a different song.

Play a different song!

I'm so annoyed!

I'm so annoyed right now.

I had to do that.

Monster?

**

♪ You can never get away ♪

What'd I say?

Yeah, I know.

I've been through this before.

She's everything
you've ever dreamed of.

- Hello.
-Hello.

All right.

Can I help you?

No, I'm just
looking for something to read.

Is that a problem with you?

No, it's not a problem
with me at all. It's just...

Mmm.

You didn't write
very often.

Little books.

weren't very interesting
so I tore them up.

It's cute.

A lady doesn't
correspond...

Sesame chicken?

- Yeah.
- Shun Lee?

- Yeah.
- Cool. It's a good spot.

Oh, look, little dog.

Lots of little things.

- Are you hungry?
-No.

Well, you're right.

I already ate.

So you don't want
any sesame chicken?

If I wanted sesame chicken,
I'd eat some sesame chicken.

That's odd,
'cause you keep looking

at the sesame chicken.

I don't keep looking
at the sesame chicken.

You keep looking
at the sesame chicken.

- Let me just make you a plate.
- I don't want a plate.

- I ordered too much, anyway.
- Sure, give me the extra food.

- Let me just make you a plate.
- Dying to feed me...

- Take some chicken, and...
- ...your sesame chicken.

- let's stop talking about it.
- Just give it to me.

Just hand it to me! Mmm.

Mmm.

From the very first
moment I saw you...

Ha!

Can you order some more?

Mmm.

The ratio of pork to dough

is a little off.

But I like the taste, generally.

- You're dripping on yourself.
-Oh.

Look at that. Oops!

Oh, what? Wait.

This supposed
to be a documentary?

Well, clearly not.
He's doing it all wrong.

Strike down, not across.

You're flailing, man.

Hey, I was watching that.

Oh, my God!
Best movie ever made.

The music it...
always makes me wanna cry.

- No.
- Give it to me.

- Give me that.
- No!

Give me the remote.

Fine, I'm going to bed.

Oh, come on.

Just gonna
give up that easily.

-Mmm-hmm.
- Fine!

They didn't have to go
to all this trouble.

A small wedding would
have been all right.

They really don't make
movies like this anymore.

Every time.

Every time, it makes me cry.

Yeah, I liked it.

- Are you crying?
- No. I'm not crying.

- You're crying.
- I know I'm crying.

I mean, I'm obviously
not crying.

Are you fucking blind?

My eyes are dry
and you're crying.

The movie was
just fine, okay?

You love musicals.

- No, I don't. Stop.
- Yes, you do.

This is some bullshit!

I don't wanna
feel this way.

Shit.

Hello.

Don't sneak up
on me like that.

Come on, you're fine.

You going somewhere?

No.

Hmm.

What are you reading?

A script.

Cool, who... who wrote it?

This guy... friend... I know.

Oh, a guy named
Jacob Sullivan.

Very interesting.

Actually, yes,
it is interesting

because I am contemplating,

maybe, showing up
to the auditions today.

-Oh!
- Maybe.

Is this the show
you were telling me about?

The one you developed
with him?

Yes. No!

I did not develop it with him.

I was just very helpful
in the development process.

Yeah, those two sentences mean
the exact same thing.

It'd probably be weird
for me to just show up, right?

I mean, what would
I say to him?

Like, "Oh, give me the role
because you feel bad for me?"

You could.

Or I could threaten to eat him
if that would help.

I mean, I could eat him.
It would literally take me,

like, two seconds.

He broke up with me.

I mean, why would he...
why would he want me

in the show
if he broke up with me.

Uh, because you're good.

Because it's
your fucking part.

I don't even have
an appointment.

- They're not gonna let me in.
- Okay.

And I can't do
a musical right now.

Look at me.

I just had surgery.

So?-So?

- Look at me!
- I'm looking at you.

- Look!
- Uh, from this angle

I can see your back
and your face simultaneously.

That's how much
I'm looking at you.

- I'm a mess!
- No, you're not.

- I'm a disaster.
- Ugh!

Okay. Don't go.

Hi, I am here
for the audition.

Yes, so is everyone.

Right.

Bye, diva. What part
are you reading for?

- Uh, Laurie Francis.
-Okay.

Uh, I actually don't
have an appointment.

Um,
you cannot audition

- without an appointment.
- I... I know.

I... I just thought
maybe you could.

I know,
I'm sorry you thought that,

but I can't help you.
I'm so sorry.

Okay.

Okay, thank you.

Wait.

Why do you look
so familiar to me?

Well, I...
I actually played Laurie

in a few of the workshops

- in the out-of-town tryouts.
- Oh, my God, right, yes.

Yes. Oh, my God.
I remember now.

You were so good.

- Why didn't they...
- Thank you.

...just offer it to you.

Aren't you and Jacob,
like, dating?

Oh, well, that...
It was, um...

-Ooh!
- Actually, we're...

- It's a little bit...
- You guys broke up. Got it.

Say no more, okay.

Um, here's what
we're gonna do.

We're gonna squeeze you in.

Don't tell anyone.

Just, um, take a seat

and we'll call your name
in a little bit, okay?

Thank you so much.

- That's so nice.
- This business is hell.

Oh, my!

That's Jackie Dennon.

I love her.

Oh, my God!
She's like...

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Jackie, hey.

Oh, Scotty.
You can cross Sarah Mann

and Ari Grace off the list.

Oh, is that
a Ms. Jackie Dennon I see?

Hi! Mmm.

Oh, my goodness!
I keep forgetting

- how gorgeous you are.
- Wait, look at you.

- Oh, thank you.
- What are you doing?

Can I have the number
of the doctor?

Oh, stop!

I'm so glad you're here.

-Yeah, yeah.
- Scotty, who do I have next?

Uh... Uh, you have,
uh, Laura Franco.

Okay, Laura, follow me.

This one won't take long.

Okay, yeah. No rush.

Bye.-Bye.

Uh, come on, Lisa.

Are you kidding me?

I think about that
all the time.

We have
Laura Franco stepping in.

Oh, shit.

- Hi.
-Laura.

Wh... What are you doing here?

Oh, I was... I was
in the neighborhood.

I thought I'd pop in.

What a surprise.

I'm... happy... to see you.

Uh, you two know each other?

- Yeah.
-No.

Yes.

-Oh.
- I'm kidding.

That's funny.

Yes. Okay. Great.

- Yeah.
-Um, okay.

- Okay.
- Well, we have,

uh, Jacob Sullivan,

our celebrated director
and writer here,

who you apparently
already know.

And a few members
of our creative team.

Okay?

Nice to see you... Meet you.

Yeah. Okay.
Whenever you're ready.

-Okay.
- Thanks.

Oh, that's, uh, that's it?
Just two bars?

Okay. Got it. Sorry.

Let's do it, yeah.

* Hi ♪

♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪

♪ You put up your feet ♪

♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪

♪ True, maybe that... ♪

Sorry, um...

Uh, can I... I can do
better than that.

- That looks good.
-Can I...

- take it one more time?
- Mmm, yeah.

* Hi ♪

♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪

♪ You put up your feet ♪

♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪

♪ True, maybe this isn't ♪

♪ The right way ♪

♪ But please spend the night ♪

♪ Maybe we could find out ♪

♪ And allay any doubt ♪

♪ This is it ♪

♪ Enchanté ♪

Sorry. Okay. One more time.

I promise.
Maestro, from the top.

I don't know what happened.

I... I...
I completely blacked out.

My voice closed up
and I was... I was doing

this, like, weird thing
with my hand.

And... And... Oh, my God!

Ugh! I probably looked
like I had no idea

- what I was doing.
-Oh, give me a break.

- You know what you're doing.
- No.

Clearly, I don't.
'Cause I just...

I just messed it all up.

I can't believe it. I failed.

I failed. And now...

And now my life is over.

It's... It's done.

But, whatever.

'Cause I'm probably not
really that talented anyway.

Hey, you know
who's super talented?

Like a really good actor?

Who?

Me!

You're not an actor.

- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.

Yeah, I'll prove it to ya.
I'll... I'll do a sonnet.

- What?
- Oh, no, no, no.

I wanna. Uh, I wanna do
something more modern,

like some, uh, Eugene O'Neill,
or Sam Shepard.

- Uh, I'm not in the mood.
- You're not in the mood

for one of the great
American playwrights? Okay.

I can sing, too.

- No, you can't.
- Yes, I can.

- No, you can't.
- Five, six, seven...

**

**

Good?

Not terrible.

Okay, here we go.

How about Comedy of Errors?

No, I don't do Shakespeare.

What? Willy's the best.

- Willy?
- That's what I call him.

Look, I... I'm just
not that kind of actor.

I mean, I love the plays.
I studied them,

but I just... I'm...

I'm not classically trained
or whatever.

Well, you don't need
to be classically trained

to do this.

There's no subtext
in these plays.

It's all just right there
on the page.

- Mmm-hmm.
- You don't have to think.

You just...

feel your way
through the words.

Really?

Okay, Laurence Olivier.

Show me how it's done.

I will.
Thank you for the floor.

Oh, I know
which one you should do.

All right.
Whoo!

Here.

Okay, sure. Uh, give me some,

uh, give me some
context for that.

Okay, SparkNotes.

Uh...

This is basically this guy

telling this girl
that he loves her,

but it's confusing.

There's too much stuff
in the way.

That's correct. That was
a test and you passed.

Okay.

- Yeah, great.
- Well, don't you need

- to look at it?
-"Sweet mistress,

"what your name is else,
I know not,

"nor by what wonder

-"you do hit of mine."
- Why are you

- talking like that?
- Why are you laughing at me?

- I'm projecting.
- Okay.

You don't need to do that.
It's just you and me,

speak like a regular person.

- Oh, you know what I mean.
- Wow!

You know what I mean.

Okay, okay. Great, fine.

Back to one.
All right. Ooh! I'm nervous.

Okay.

"Sweet mistress,

"what your name is else,
I know not,

"Nor by what wonder
you do hit of mine,

"Less in your knowledge
and your grace you show not,

"Than our earth's wonder;

"more than earth divine.

"Teach me, dear creature,
how to think and speak:

"Lay open
to my earthly-gross conceit;

"Smother'd in errors,
feeble, shallow, weak,

"The folded meaning
of your words' deceit."

"Are you a god? would you
create me new?

"Transform me then,
and to your power I'll yield.

"Sing, siren, for thyself
and I will dote:

"Spread o'er the silver waves
thy golden hairs,

"And as a bed I'll take thee
and there lie;

"And, in that
glorious supposition think

"He gains by death that
hath such means to die:

"Let Love, being light,

"be drowned if she sink!"

That was good.

Thanks.

Ah.

Shit, it's Jacob.

Tell him to go fuck himself,
we're acting.

What? No. I should.

Well, tell him
he's a limp dick,

- fuck face.
- Monster.

- I should take this.
- Come on. No, no, no.

Tell him his play
is problematic

and riddled with clichés. Hey!

Jacob? Hi!
Hi.

- Hi! Oh, shit.
-Busy?

- Hi!
-Hi.

- Hi.
-I...

I wanted to call
to check in about today.

- That's... That's nice of you.
-But, um...

I'm just
gonna come out and say it.

I know you really wanted
to play Laurie Francis

I really wanted you
to play her too.

- I mean, I wrote it...
- I didn't get it, did I?

I'm sorry.

Don't be.

Um...

So, um, so, who got the role?

Do you know who...

Jackie Dennon...

is? -Yeah.

Yeah, I know who she is.

She's... She's good.

Yeah, she is.

Uh, and she didn't audition,

but Mazie's making
a name for herself these days.

So, I... Uh, we,
the team offered her,

uh, one of
the supporting roles.

Oh.

Well, uh...

I was thinking,

uh, you know, you could
understudy Jackie,

since you know
the role so well.

- Oh.
- I should add that

the understudy would also be
a part of the ensemble.

Um...

I know that's probably not

something you're
interested in.

- But...
- I'll do it.

Yep.

I'm... I'm so happy
to hear that.

Uh...

I actually have to go.

- Have a good one.
- Yeah.

I'll see you soon.

- Yeah, see you soon.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bye, bye.

"To bait fish withal:

"if it will feed nothing else
it will feed my revenge."

Hello?

Mmm. What are you doing?

Nothing.

That pie is old.

Still tastes
pretty good to me.

How'd the call go?

What did old dumb-dumb
have to say?

He gave the part
to Jackie Dennon.

Oh, fuck. She's good.

- Just doesn't make any sense.
- I watched that show.

Did you see
the finale last year?

When she...

I get emotional
just thinking about it.

He hates famous people.

Yeah, she's
also very talented.

Oh, my God!

- Oh!
-Are you okay?

I just... I feel...

Uh, I feel... I...

-What... you feel...
- Uh.

I don't... I... I don't know.

This doesn't feel good.

Yeah, you look
a little sweaty, too.

- Are you gonna throw up?
- Ah, yeah.

-Yeah.
- Yeah, I really feel that.

-Okay.
- So stupid.

What are you doing?

No, no, no!

- Those are my mother's.
- Even better.

Monster, don't!

- What is wrong with you?
- Your turn.

Laura, try one.

Trust me. You'll feel better.

Stop holding it in.

Do it.

Come on! Come on!

Yeah! How'd that feel?

- Actually felt good.
- Feels pretty good, huh?

-Yeah.
- Here do another one.

Give me another one. Okay.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, my God!

Look at you being bad.

- You're in trouble.
- Whoa! Shit.

Oh, it's on now.

No, no, no. This is my side.

Take the other side.

You're a mess.

You're a mess.

Two weeks have gone by fast.

Really? Been two weeks?

Yep.

I guess, uh, that's my time.

I should... get out.

- Pack my shit.
- Yeah, yeah.

- I remember it all.
- Hit the pavement.

I remember
those things that I said.

Thank you for reminding me.

Uh-huh. So...

- I better get on that.
- Yep.

Stay.

I mean, only,
only if you want to.

Okay.

I'm sorry. I just...
Is anybody sitting here?

Yeah. No! No!

- I mean, no! Uh...
- Yes?

- That's you. You are.
- Oh, okay. Great.

That's who's sitting there.

- Hi, I'm Jackie.
- I'm Laurie.

- Oh!
- Oh, sorry.

Uh, I'm... I'm Laura.

- Not Laurie. You're Laurie.
-Nice to meet you.

- It's so nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

I know who you are.

Can I ask
you a question?

- Uh, yeah.
- Does my hair look insane?

It's like so windy outside.

Um, yeah.

-It does?
- It looks insane.

- Oh, no. It does?
- Insanely good.

Oh.

That's funny.

You look flawless.

Shabbat Shalom,

fuckers!

-Hey.
- Hi.

- I texted you.
- Sorry.

Look, it's famed director
Jacob Sullivan.

Gonna behave
yourself today, Mazie?

Are you?

Hi, Laura.

- Hey.
-Hi.

Don McBride.

Stage Manager.
I'll be managing...

You know what
I'm managing.

Reading starts in five...

Five, five!

"We cannot all succeed,

"when half of us
are held back."

Malala Yousafzai.

Thought I'd start
with a quote.

Hello and welcome to the

first rehearsal
of House of Good Women.

This piece, as stated
in the title is, um,

a love letter to women.

It's an acknowledgement.

An acknowledgement
of the terrible burden

that society places on women.

And a...

tribute to the strength,

and the courage

that women use
to overcome that oppression.

But, uh, before we get started
on the read-through,

I want to introduce
our leading lady.

The incandescent,
the brilliant Jackie Dennon,

as Laurie Francis.

Thank you, Jackie,
for being here.

All right.

**

♪ Any kind of lovesick blues ♪

♪ Don't see just any doctor ♪

♪ Here is the one to choose ♪

**

♪ I can give you... ♪

You haven't followed
our rules, Laurie.

I know, Headmaster.

There are certain...

ways to behave.

**

♪ That you can think of ♪

♪ I'm Doctor Love ♪

♪ He's Doctor Love ♪

Wonderful.
Thank you all so much.

Don't forget to send
your, uh, conflict dates

to Don.

Oh, and more importantly,

the theater is having
a Halloween party here

on Saturday,
and we're all invited.

Oh, yay!
Ooh, fun. Cast bonding.

Hey, uh,
I'll meet you outside.

I can bring, like,
10, 20 people.

What?

Hey, it's
a masterpiece, bro.

Hey.-Hey.

- Uh, your first table read.
- Yeah.

- How do you feel?
- Thanks. Yeah, it's surreal.

You're doing great, already.

- Not that I need to tell you.
- Oh, thank you.

- Um...
- Um, hey, I was...

I was hoping we'd find
a chance to...

Hey, Jacob.

- Oh, sorry.
- No, no, no.

- I didn't mean to interrupt.
- You're okay.

Just wondering if I could
snag you for a quick second.

Uh, yeah. Sorry.

- Being snagged.
-Yeah, yeah.

Uh, but maybe we can talk
on Saturday?

You gonna go?

Maybe we'll be there,
maybe we won't.

Hey, Don, we're gonna steal
some costumes.

- Not allowed.
-Yes, we are.

Wait,

what were you last year
for Halloween again?

Eleanor Roosevelt.

Oof! And the year before that?

Abraham Lincoln.
Ugh! God, Laura.

Ooh, I think
you should bring a date.

No, I don't think
I'm ready for that.

Yeah, well,
I'm bringing one.

He's this weird guy that
I met at karate last week.

He's, kind of, like, stressed,
but I like it.

- What do you think?
- Oh, my God. No.

What?

No solicitations please.

Ha, ha, very funny.

What's happening?

Um...

You got any plans tonight?

Wouldn't you like to know?

No, I have no plans.

- What's up?
- Well...

There's this Halloween party
at the theatre.

-Hmm.
- And I was thinking...

Since you're already dressed
for the occasion,

that maybe you'd like
to come with me.

Are you asking me
out on a date?

No.

No.

Well, I'm not gonna
leave the house.

Why not?

Because I'm a monster,
for one thing, and also,

I don't wanna hang out
with your ex-boyfriend

and a bunch
of musical theatre dorks.

Well, I'm
a musical theatre dork.

Why don't you just stay here?

It'll be fun.

We can fuck around
with trick-o-treaters

all night.

Well, our whole cast is
going so...

- Oh, well, in that case.
- Please.

Limp dick, fuck face
has enough friends.

- Stop calling him that.
- What are you gonna do?

Kiss his ass all night
and then come home

and throw a pity party
for yourself?

I'm not gonna come home
and throw myself a pity party.

Yeah, right.

- Please.
- I said no.

Fine!-Fine.

Fine.-Fine!

- I'll go alone.
- Yeah, you do that.

Well, you can...
Can you get out of my room?

'Cause I need to change.

I was gonna
make a salad anyway.

Hi.

Hi.

You look, um...

What?

- Is it too much?
- No.

You look nice.

Thank you.

- Um, you know you could...
-Hmm?

- ...still.
-I should probably...

- Probably just...
- Yeah, right.

Uh, well, have a good night.

Laura.

Merry Christmas!

- Yeah.
-That's just a joke.

Happy Halloween.

- It's Don.
- Yeah, I know.

You look great, Don.

I really... I really like
your costume.

Really?-Yeah.

Yeah?-Uh...

Yeah.

Good costume to you, too.

She doesn't wanna
talk to you, Don.

Excuse me.

Laura.

Wow.

Wow, to you too, my liege.

You look great.

Hi!-Jackie.

Wow, your costume is lit.

You look so beautiful.

- You really do.
-Oh, oh. Thank you.

- So do you.
- Oh, thanks.

Equally, equally as beautiful.

Um... Should we...

Do you guys want a drink?
I'll get us drinks.

You get a beer.

You get a beer.
I'll be right back.

- Okay.
- Thank you.

Well, you two seem like
you're friends now.

- That's great.
- Yeah, we actually,

we grabbed a bite
before, uh, before the party.

A bite?
Oh, fun.

Yeah, yeah. I... I like her.

Um, I did... I did wanna say

- to you...
-Okay, guys.

- Two beers for new pals.
- Oh, awesome.

- Cheers.
-Happy Halloween.

Happy Halloween.
Happy, happy, happy.

**

* Who are you? ♪

* I am the voodoo man ♪

* Who are you? ♪

* I am the voodoo man ♪

♪ I'm gonna cast
A spell on you ♪

♪ Well, who am I? ♪

* The Voodoo man ♪
* Well, who am I? ♪

* The Voodoo man ♪
* Yes, who am I? ♪

**

♪ And turn it
To a head of you ♪

♪ Kiss your pretty lips ♪

* Then you'll know
What I'm gonna do ♪

- You came.
- I did.

What are you?

I'm a business monster.

Are you having fun?

I'm having
a terrible time, actually.

Hmm. That's too bad.

Should we take it out
on the dance floor?

**

♪ Every day
There's something new ♪

* Ooh, ooh
Ooh, baby ♪

* Honey
To keep me loving you ♪

**

♪ And with every
Passing minute ♪

♪ Oh, baby
So much joy wrapped up in it ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Heaven must have
Sent you from above ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Heaven must have
Sent your precious love ♪

**

* And now,
I've got a song to sing ♪

♪ Telling the world
About the joy you bring ♪

♪ And you gave me
A reason for living ♪

♪ And ooh, you taught me ♪

**

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Heaven must have
Sent you from above ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Heaven must have
Sent your precious love ♪

♪ Oh ♪

* To find
A love like yours ♪

♪ Is rare these days ♪

♪ 'Cause you've shown me
What happiness is ♪

♪ In so many ways ♪

♪ Laughter in the eyes ♪

♪ Where tears used to be ♪

* What you've
Given me... ♪

Should we get out of here?

Yeah, uh...

I'm just... I'm gonna
use the bathroom.

I'll be right back.

Fuck, you're incredible.

Stay here.

Hello?

Is someone there?

Of course. Of course,
he wants to be with her.

I knew it. Of course he does.

Oh, my God!
Do you think he saw us?

Do you think he saw me?
Do you think he saw us?

Who cares if he saw us?

I feel bad.

I feel so bad.

- I feel really bad.
-Stop feeling bad.

Why? Why did you have
to hurt him like that?

Because he hurt you!

But, I... But I'm fine.

I'm okay. It's okay.
I'm not an idiot.

She's famous.

She's more talented than me.
She's more beautiful than me.

We're not together anymore.
He doesn't owe me anything.

He doesn't owe me anything.

-It's okay.
- I disagree!

I think it's
specifically not okay.

That prick broke up
with you when you were

in the hospital,

- right after you had surgery.
- Well...

He... He fucking
abandoned you.

And he doesn't
owe you anything?

What... What the hell are you
actually talking about?

- Well, I'm talking about...
- And the musical?

What about the musical?
He wrote a role for you.

Yeah? He told you
it was yours.

That he's gonna make
all your dreams come true.

Is that what he said?
And then a moment later,

it got kind of tough, huh?

And he took it
all away from you.

You did what
you always do here, Laura.

You supported.
Yeah. Look at me.

You supported him,

you listened,

did whatever he needed,
whenever he needed.

And what he did?

Huh? Taking it all
away from you,

just to avoid facing you?
That's not okay.

- But it is okay.
- That's not okay.

- It has to be okay.
- It doesn't have to be okay.

- Yes, it does. Yes, it does.
- No, it doesn't.

It's not okay.

Laura, it's not okay.

It's not.

It's just not.

It's not okay.

- It's not okay?
- It's not okay.

It's...

It's not okay.

It's not okay.

It's not okay.

- It's not okay.
- No.

It's not okay.

It's not okay!

It's not okay.

It's not okay.

It's not okay.

**

**

Wow.

Seriously, wow.

That was awesome.

You got a lot
of tricks up your sleeve.

Well,
I got a lot of downtime.

Do you know this one?

Yeah, I love this one.

Will you sing it for me?

- No.
- If you don't sing,

- I'm gonna sing.
- Okay.

Okay.

- Careful what you wish for.
- I can't wait.

♪ I've been so many places
in my life and time ♪

That's good.

♪ I've sung a lot of songs
I've made some bad rhymes ♪

- It's a little off.
- No.

♪ I've acted out my life
in stages ♪

♪ With ten thousand people
watching ♪

Come on.

♪ But we're alone now
And I'm singing this song ♪

- Thank you.
- ♪ For you ♪

♪ I know your image of me
Is what I hoped to be ♪

♪ I treated you unkindly
But darling, can't you see? ♪

All right.

♪ There's no one
more important to me ♪

Okay.

♪ Darling, can't you please
see through me? ♪

♪ 'Cause we're alone now ♪

♪ And I'm singing
this song for you ♪

Yeah, there it is.

♪ You taught me
precious secrets ♪

♪ Of a truth
withholding nothing ♪

♪ You came out in front
when I was hiding ♪

♪ But now I'm so much better ♪

♪ And if my words
don't come together ♪

♪ Listen to the melody ♪

♪ 'Cause my love
is in there hiding ♪

♪ I love you in a place ♪

♪ Where there's no space
or time ♪

♪ I love you for in my life
You are a friend of mine ♪

♪ And when my life is over ♪

♪ Remember
when we were together ♪

♪ We were alone ♪

♪ And I was singing
this song for you ♪

♪ You taught me
precious secrets ♪

♪ Of a truth
withholding nothing ♪

♪ You came out in front
when I was hiding ♪

♪ But now I'm so much better ♪

♪ And if my words
don't come together ♪

♪ Listen to the melody ♪

♪ 'Cause my love
is in there hiding ♪

What are you
doing tomorrow?

Um, um, I'm getting
blood work done.

Um, hoping to get
some good news,

and then I have rehearsal,

but then... Why?

Do you wanna do something?

Yeah.

Um, let's say 8:00?

Yeah, 8:00 is good.

- I like 8:00.
- Me, too.

Okay, I will...

see you at 8:00.

- Yeah, um...
- Okay.

Goodnight.-Goodnight.

♪ We were alone
And I was singing this song ♪

♪ For you ♪

Arm.

You have difficult veins.

I have a difficult nurse.

What's that?

Hang on, hang on,
hang on, hang on.

Guys, what's going on?

Opening night is in two weeks.

Why aren't you in your places?

Yeah, places.

What I always say.

Oh, hey. Aren't you,
um, stage left for this part?

Yeah, I know. Thanks.

Oh, I just didn't
wanna run into you.

Sorry. Um, wait. Hi.

What...
What's her deal?

I don't know.

Maybe it's because you flirt
with her boyfriend.

- What?
- Laura and Jacob.

Yeah.

They broke up
just a few months ago.

Oh, my God,
I literally had no idea.

Yeah, and you should
probably also know

that Jacob wrote Laurie

for Laura.

He wrote the...

Why didn't
anybody tell me that?

Fuck.

You haven't been
following the rules, Laurie.

I know, Headmaster.

There's a certain way
we behave.

I know, Headmaster.

And do you know what we do
with girls like you?

- Girls like me?
-Hmm.

What's wrong
with girls like me?

Okay.

Black out, intermission, song.

Let's, uh, let's run
through it as an exercise.

- Keep it going.
-Okay.

Uh...

What's wrong
with girls like me?

He didn't think there was
anything wrong with me.

When I met him,

he didn't think there was
anything wrong at all.

I remember...

I remember the first moment
I met him.

I remember I said...

I said to him...

♪ Hi ♪

♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪

♪ Please have a seat ♪

♪ Coffee or tea ♪

♪ I have Darjeeling,
And green ♪

♪ I have a feeling
I've seen you before ♪

♪ That bright eyes
And that... ♪

Sorry.

Fine, fine.

♪ Smile ♪

-Jackie, uh...
- Yes.

This is a girl who's
just been sent away

- from everything she knows.
-Mmm-hmm.

She's recounting

the genesis of a relationship
that nearly destroyed her.

She's about to break.

I need you to start somewhere.

Right now, it's like
happy birthday

at my mom's house.
I'm not getting anything.

Okay?-Yeah.

♪ Hi ♪

♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪

♪ Please have a seat ♪

♪ Coffee or... ♪

Okay, no, no, no.

Stop.-Sorry.

It's still not
working for me.

- Yeah.
- Like, I, kind of, feel like

I lost you
in the last 24 hours.

I don't know where you're at.

And I don't wanna
have to say the same things

over and over again,
because if I do

then I feel like my language
no longer has...

- Yeah, yeah.
- ...kind of any utility.

- You know what I mean?
- Jesus, lay off, Jacob.

What was that, Laura?

You got something to say?

No? While I have you,
you're too far forward.

I need you back.
Back, back, back, back.

The scene isn't about you.

Funny, it used to be.

Not a good time for that.

Well, when would be
a good time for that,

Your Highness?

Maybe after rehearsal.

No, well, actually, no.

That's... That's not gonna
work for me.

I wanna talk
about it right now.

Laura,
you're embarrassing yourself.

You're embarrassing yourself.

You think you...

Hi, I... I'm Jacob Sullivan.

I'm a pretentious douchebag.

I think my shit doesn't stink.

Well, guess what, Jacob!

I lived in the same apartment
as you for years,

and I smelled your shit,
and it doesn't smell good.

- It doesn't smell good.
- Take a break, Laura.

Yeah, sure.

What else do you need? Oh!

Uh, I'm hungry, Laura.

Can you cook me some pasta?

Would you mind,
'cause I'm sitting

on the piano all day
and I just can go

plunk, plunk, plunk.
I'm useless.

I don't wanna do the laundry.

I don't want to do the dishes.

I don't want to do anything

because I'm God's gift
to the world,

because he can string
a few words together.

But you know what?
I can string

words together, too, Jacob.

You limp dick, fuck face!

All right,
she is letting it out.

- Laura, let's go outside.
- No, I don't wanna go outside.

- Why would I wanna go outside?
-Okay, okay.

- It's cold outside.
- Laura. Lower your voice.

I will not lower my voice!

Don't tell me
to lower my voice!

You lower your voice!

You're disloyal,
narcissistic piece of shit!

Asshole!

Okey-dokey. All right.

Got a little hot here
in the kitchen.

Think it's time
to, uh, take five, everybody.

That's five. Five!

Thank you so much, everyone.

That's 10, Don.

Ha!

What?-Nothing.

You think this is funny?

Yeah, I did. I thought
it was a little funny.

Nothing about that was funny.
Okay.

Jacob's being an asshole.

He can't talk
to people like that.

Well, directors are assholes,

and sometimes they do
talk to people like that.

And dude, Jackie is...
Fuck. Butchering the part.

I don't blame him.

Okay.

Everyone's hanging out,
can we go?

No, I'm not hanging out.

- Okay, then don't hang out.
- You're just gonna leave.

- Yeah.
- Why do you always do that?

God, you're
such a shitty friend.

- Shitty friend?
- A shitty friend.

After everything
I've done for you,

- that's how you talk to me?
- Oh, yes. Thank you.

Thank you so much, seriously,
for picking me up

from the hospital
and for doing

the bare minimum, always.

Thank you so much.

Sorry, do you have
any other friends,

any family, a boyfriend?

Hmm?

Don't push it, Laura.

Call me when you're you again.

This is me.

Good luck with that.

Damn it!

We need to talk.

We're talking
about my behavior?

Are you listening to yourself?

Goddamn it, Laura.

I didn't force you
to audition.

It was your choice to be here.

If you can't handle it
because of your own shit,

- that's on you.
- My own shit?

We're together
for five years

and now this is
just my own shit?

You offered me a role,
and then you tried

to cut me out.

- You tried to cut me out.
- We broke up.

We broke up.

It's hard for me
to be around you.

I don't wanna be around you.

I have to sit and watch
someone else play my role

that you wrote for me,

that I helped you build.

Because I workshopped
every single song,

and every single scene
in this show with you, Jacob.

I read every single iteration

and version
of your stupid book,

so you could hear it out loud.

You were my girlfriend.
You were my girlfriend.

Why did you offer me
the role, Jacob?

Why did you paint
the whole picture for me

if you were just gonna
take it all away?

Why?

Is it because
we were sleeping together?

Is the role of Laurie Francis
exclusively reserved...

...for the woman

that you're fucking
at the moment? Is that it?

What are you talking about?

I saw you
at the Halloween party.

I saw you with Jackie.

I saw you
and I wish I didn't care.

I shouldn't care.

But, I still care.

For some reason, I do.
I can't help it.

And I still love you.

And I...
I wish I didn't.

I hate myself for it.

And I hate that I have you
on this stupid pedestal,

and I can't stop
feeling this way.

And I don't want to anymore.

And I don't know how to stop.

And I just need you
to tell me.

How did you do it?

How, Jacob?

How did you stop loving me?

How could you do that to me?

I spoke to the creative team.

This is so fucked up.

You can't be in the show.

You're a liability.

I'm sorry.

Monster?

Sorry, I'm late.

Monster, are you in there?

**

**

**

**

**

Whoa.

Laura.

What is this place?

It's, uh, well...
It's kinda where I live.

It's just, uh...
It's a mess right now.

Um...

It's... I need
to organize all this stuff.

But, uh, I don't know.

Uh, one man's trash
is another man's...

You get it.

Wow.

Yeah.
Rehearsal ran late?

Uh...

Yeah, yeah.

Sorry about that.

Everything okay?

Everything is fine.

Why do you ask?

Um, well, you're
not looking at me in the eye,

for one thing.

What?

Yes.

- Ah, I...
- You're not looking me

in the eye.

What's up there?

Um, it's...

I'm right here.

Yeah, ugh, I'm sorry.

Yeah, I'm sorry, okay?

I'm sorry. I just had
a very shitty day.

Okay. What happened?

- I got fired.
- What? How?

I... might have had a...

...meltdown during rehearsal.

And...
Then after that,

I... I fought with Mazie.

Uh-huh.

And, um...

And then, um...

Well, Jacob, um,

wanted to talk with me
after rehearsal.

So I... stayed.

Um...

Yeah.

How did that talk go?

It wasn't...

It was, like, more like, um...

Did you guys...

kiss or something?

I'm sorry.

-Mmm.
- I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Why?

I don't know.

- Why would you do that?
- I don't know.

He doesn't love you.

He doesn't love you.

He never has.

That, no. That's...

- He doesn't love you.
- Don't say that.

- That's not true.
- It is true.

He doesn't love you the way
you deserve to be loved.

Oh, come on.
I deserve to be loved?

What do you know about
how I deserve to be loved?

I happen to know
a fuck ton about it

if you looked around.

You don't know
anything about love.

You're a fucking monster.

You've spent your whole life
hiding in here.

I wasn't hiding.

You shut me in here.

You didn't want anything
to do with me.

Of course, I didn't want
anything to do with you.

Look at you!
You're disgusting!

You're horrible!

And you ruined my life!

And you've stolen
all my socks!

You were never
gonna do anything

- with those fucking socks.
- Yes, I was!

I needed those socks.

You know what?
Maybe I'm disgusting,

but if it wasn't for me,

you'd still be a pathetic,
weepy doormat,

crying in a corner,

playing the helpless victim,

letting the world trample
all over you.

Is that who you wanna be, huh?

- I'm leaving.
- You might as well

roll over and fucking die.

- How can you say that to me?
- Look at yourself.

- How can you say that to me?
- Look at yourself, Laura.

- Laura, look at yourself.
- I am looking at myself.

Come on.

Laura!

Come on.

Laura.

- Come on, let me out.
- No!

- Go away!
-Let me out!

- Go away.
- Don't do this again.

Laura.

Fine, you want me gone?

Fine.

I'm gone.

I'm sorry.

Monster?

Monster.

Monster?

Monster, I'm sorry.

Monster, where are you?

I'm really sorry.
Please, come back.

Please.

Please don't leave me.

Monster, please, don't...

Please, don't leave me.

Please, come back.

I'm sorry.

Okay, I am so sorry

to have kept you waiting.

Wow, Laura.

You are looking like
you're feeling much better.

I don't feel great.

Well, let me turn that
frown upside down.

You are cleared, young lady.

You...

You're cancer-free, kid.
That's good news.

What do I do now?

I don't know.

Call somebody. Go celebrate!

Hit the town!

Eat a jelly bean.
You want a jelly bean?

Take a hand...

So, listen,
I just wanted to say,

thank you for sticking up
for me the other day.

Um, and also...

I'm really, really sorry.

It's okay.
You don't have to be sorry.

No, I... I genuinely
didn't know that

- I was, like, stealing...
- Oh, no.

You weren't stealing him.
It's okay.

I mean, people hook up.

- It's fine.
- Wait, did you... I'm sorry.

Did you just say hook up?

Yeah. I mean, I saw you
and Jacob hooking up

at the Halloween party.
It's okay.

- Oh, my God!
- I don't care.

- No, no, no, no.
- It's over. Between us.

No, no. I've literally never
hooked up with Jacob.

Like not even close. Ever.

- But I saw you with him.
- No.

He just was
really flirty with me.

And I... I... I didn't
really know what to do

because he's my boss.
So I just was, kind of,

going along with it, but...

- Okay.
- The truth is, um,

I just really wanted
to check in on you,

'cause I didn't know
that you were sick,

or that you
and Jacob were together,

or had just broken up.
I didn't know any of that.

And then I found out
that he fired you.

- Yeah, well.
- Is he okay?

Like that's insane.

Laurie, Laura?

He shouldn't be able
to get away with this.

He can.

And he will.

Unless...

Laura,
don't make me regret this.

Is someone there?

Laura? Laura, what are
you doing here?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

We... We started spending
more time together

and I was waiting
for the right time to tell you

and you were sick.

And I was scared,
and he was scared.

And I know
it's really bad!

It's really fucking bad!

I'm such an idiot.
I'm really sorry.

Please, forgive me.

-Mazie.
- Laura, please.

- I'm sorry, Laura, please.
- Get out of my room.

Okay, okay. Sorry.

Copy, okay.
That is a go for places.

Go for places.
Godspeed, Good Women.

Godspeed.

Laurie Francis,

welcome to Mr. Baker's
Finishing School for Girls.

We're glad to have you here.

We've been so looking
forward to your arrival.

How do you feel, Laurie?

Father said...

Yes?

Father said I haven't
been behaving the way

a girl should be behaving.

♪ We three wanna
Be something ♪

I want to be better,
Headmaster Baker.

- I want to be.
-A good woman?

Well, you've come
to the right place.

There are only
a few things that I require.

♪ We're in it
For the long run ♪

♪ But boy is it a long one ♪

* Temptation,
You're a son of a gun ♪

♪ Desire with a capital D ♪

♪ The carnal
With a capital C ♪

♪ The capital offenses
Against a feminine ♪

♪ Sensibility ♪

♪ N'est-ce pas? ♪

♪ You don't put fork
In the toaster slot ♪

♪ You don't dry
Your hair in the tub ♪

Laurie, you haven't been
following the rules.

* So pray tell,
Little Miss Polka Dot ♪

♪ Whyya looking
For trouble ♪

You know what we do
with girls like you.

* Whyya looking
For trouble ♪

Girls like me?

* Wanna bellow
Wanna swear ♪

♪ Take a pillow
From that sofa over there ♪

♪ Apply it to the face
And scream real loud ♪

♪ And get it out ♪

What's wrong
with girls like me?

* The vile
With a capital V ♪

♪ The dirty with a capital D ♪

♪ Those capital offenses ♪

♪ Against a feminine ♪

♪ Sensibility ♪

♪ Vraiment ♪

♪ You know to use a mitt
When the oven's hot ♪

He didn't think there was
anything wrong with me.

♪ Yes, yes, you ♪

♪ So pray tell... ♪

He didn't think there was
anything wrong with me at all.

* So pray tell,
Little Miss Polka Dot ♪

♪ Whyya looking
For trouble ♪

I remember...

♪ Whyya looking
For trouble ♪

♪ Whyya looking
For trouble ♪

I remember
the first moment we met.

♪ You ♪

I remember I said...

I said to him.

That's intermission, everybody.

Laura!

Where is she?

-Laura!

What's going on?

Laura?

Anybody know how she got...

Everybody back here.

Laura!

Out, everyone out. Out! Now.

You.

Get out!

How long?

How long have you been
sleeping with Mazie?

Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Who cares?

You're actually talking
about that right now?

Laura, what are
you doing here?

Where the fuck is Jackie?

You're doing
a completely different show

than what I've been rehearsing
for the past six weeks.

You are
destroying everything!

How is this happening?
How is... I can't...

How is this happening to me?

Laura. Laura, please tell me.

What can I do? What can I do

so that you don't fuck up
my entire life?

You think
I'm fucking up your life?

The New York Times is here.

The New York Times.

Jesse Green
is sitting in row J,

with a fucking legal pad,

waiting to make me
critics pick!

Wow, you're pathetic.

It's opening night.

This is my opening night!

I don't give a fuck
about your opening night,

Jacob. I don't care.

You are so jealous.

You've always been
so jealous of me.

God, you are
so fucking selfish.

Watch what
you say to me, Jacob.

Or what?

Or what, Laura?

Or what?

Or...

I'll rip...

your fucking...

throat...

out.

I remember.

The first moment we met.

I remember I said...

I said to him.

♪ Hi ♪

♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪

♪ Please have a seat ♪

♪ Coffee or tea ♪

♪ I have Darjeeling
And green ♪

♪ I have a feeling ♪

♪ I've seen you before ♪

♪ Those bright eyes
That brown hair ♪

♪ And that do-you-dare smile ♪

♪ Enchanté ♪

♪ My stranger ♪

♪ Stay for a while ♪

♪ Hi ♪

♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪

♪ You put up your feet ♪

♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪

♪ True, maybe this isn't ♪

♪ The right way
But please spend ♪

♪ The night
Maybe we could find out ♪

♪ And allay any doubt ♪

♪ This is it ♪

♪ Enchanté ♪

♪ My stranger ♪

♪ Stay for a bit
Stay for a touch ♪

♪ Say what you feel
Make it too much ♪

♪ I want this every
Which way ♪

♪ No need to rush ♪

♪ Stay for a touch
Stay for a tad ♪

♪ I wanna have,
Wanna be had ♪

♪ I've been too good
For too long ♪

♪ Time to be bad ♪

♪ 'Cause this
Rip roaring heart's ♪

♪ Growing stronger ♪

♪ This rip roaring heart
Won't hold back any longer ♪

Did I take that too far?

♪ No longer ♪

Monster...

♪ Hi ♪

♪ Hello, give me your all ♪

♪ Set me aflame ♪

♪ Tear down the wall ♪

♪ Beautiful fate
Knew the score ♪

♪ Right when you
Bust through ♪

You're here.

Hey, stranger.

♪ Go back to before ♪

I thought
I'd lost you forever.

Lose me?

No.

You could
never lose me, Laura.

I'm your monster.

♪ My stranger ♪

♪ Sweet stranger ♪

♪ My stranger ♪

♪ Lovely to meet you ♪

Is this a part of the show?

I don't know,
but I'm so into it.

♪ Off with your head

♪ Off with your head

♪ Off with your head

♪ Off, off

♪ Off with your head

♪ Play dead bitch

♪ You heard what I said bitch

♪ Off with your head

♪ Off, off

♪ Off with your head

♪ Play dead bitch

♪ You heard what I said bitch

♪ Don't get it confused

♪ Bitch, I'm not just anybody

♪ I cut many bodies

♪ Chop 'em like I know karate

♪ I been known to
check a bitch ♪

♪ Who been known to doubt me

♪ Can't name the top five

♪ Without talkin' bout me

♪ Take a shot, sir

♪ I don't mean paparazzi

♪ Suicidal doors, yeah

♪ On my whips, kamikaze

♪ Pullin' out the lobby

♪ Just to kill

♪ That's my only hobby

♪ If you a wave

♪ Then I'm a fuckin' tsunami

♪ One time for the
bitches in the back ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ Two times if they
don't know how to act ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ Three times and you
know that it's a wrap ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ Got a way with words, baby

♪ I can give you that
♪ But

♪ Who else comin'
with a drip like this ♪

♪ Plus spit like a fully
loaded Draco clip ♪

♪ Bow down when you
talkin' to the queen ♪

♪ Get a grip

♪ Man, I gave you bitches life

♪ And this the thanks I get

♪ Youuuu

♪ Think that you know

♪ But don't stand too close

♪ 'Cause I might explode
♪ Ah, ah

♪ Youuuu

♪ Must be confused

♪ You wanna play games

♪ But I wrote the rules
♪ Ha, ha

♪ God only knows the
things I could do ♪

♪ If you cross me

♪ Then I'ma cross you
♪ Youuuu

♪ Yes, you

♪ Keep pushing your luck

♪ And you can find out

♪ Real soon, boo

♪ Off with your head

♪ Off, off

♪ Off with your head

♪ Play dead bitch

♪ You heard what I said bitch

♪ Off with your head

♪ Off, off

♪ Off with your head

♪ Play dead bitch

♪ You heard what I said bitch

♪ Use the plot

♪ And it's your last mistake

♪ You'll be modeling
cement boots ♪

♪ Bottom of a lake

♪ You know I be fresh to death

♪ Like every damn wake

♪ See me bust down the roley

♪ Put some diamonds
in your face ♪

♪ And this 24 karat chain
still heavy weight ♪

♪ Walked it up the roadway

♪ You already late

♪ No my number be the same
in every single state ♪

♪ It's 911

♪ Catch me burnin'
up the place ♪

♪ So, say it loud for
the bitches in the back ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ Two times if they
don't know how to act ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ Three times and you
know that it's a wrap ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ Got a way words, baby

♪ I can give you that

♪ Who else comin' with
a drip like this ♪

♪ Plus spit like a fully
loaded Draco clip ♪

♪ Bow down when you
talkin' to the queen ♪

♪ Get a grip

♪ Man, I gave you bitches life

♪ And this the thanks I get

♪ Youuuu

♪ Think that you know

♪ But don't stand too close

♪ Cause I might explode

♪ Ah, ah

♪ Youuuu

♪ Much be confused

♪ You wanna plays games

♪ But I wrote the rules
♪ Ha, ha

♪ God only knows the
things I could do ♪

♪ If you cross me

♪ Then I'ma cross you
♪ Youuuu

♪ Yes, you

♪ Keep pushing your luck

♪ And you can find out

♪ Real soon, boo

♪ Off with your head

♪ Off, off

♪ Off with your head

♪ Play dead bitch

♪ You heard what I said bitch

♪ Off with your head

♪ Off, off

♪ Off with your head

♪ Play dead bitch

♪ You heard what I said bitch

♪ Oooh, oooh

♪ Oooooh

♪ Waaa

♪ Oooh, oooh

♪ Oooooooh, waaa

♪ We broke up just a week ago

♪ How my heart is breaking

♪ He'll never know

♪ Each night I cry
myself to sleep ♪

♪ I count my tears
and scattered sheep ♪

♪ I'll never stop loving you

♪ But now I know what to do

♪ I'll light a candle

♪ And hope you'll see me

♪ Guiding light,
shining bright ♪

♪ And come back to me

♪ Oooh, waaa

♪ I'll light a candle

♪ I'll say a prayer

♪ It's one thing
that cheers me ♪

♪ I know someone hears me

♪ Way up there

♪ I'll light a candle

♪ And hope you'll see me

♪ Guiding light,
shining bright ♪

♪ And darling, please
come back to me ♪

♪ Ohhh