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[♪ theme song playing]
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[male singer]
♪ StuGo ♪
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♪ StuGo ♪
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♪ StuGo, StuGo, StuGo ♪
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♪ StuGo ♪
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♪ StuGo! ♪ [laughs]
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♪ StuGo ♪
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♪ StuGo ♪
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[echoing] ♪ StuGo! ♪
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[♪ electronic music playing]
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[grunting]
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[sighs]
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[applause]
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Okay, great job, Pliny.
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Our next presenter is Chip.
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[clears throat]
Consider the loquat.
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[Francis] I'm doing it.
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[Chip] Delicious,
but too small.
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And what of the mango?
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Good size but full of wood.
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Well, my friends,
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where evolution has failed,
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I have stepped in.
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[whispers] Really cool.
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Behold, part mango,
part loquat...
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I present, the Manquat!
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[all] Ooh!
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How, do you ask?
With the Automatic
Tree Grafter.
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[machine whirring]
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[machine laughs maniacally]
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All right,
let's hear it for Chip.
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Our next presenter is Merian.
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[♪ ragtime music playing]
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[vomits]
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[applauding]
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I'm a father.
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[distant screaming]
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[gasps]
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-[all clamoring]
-[whimpering]
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Bullies!
Ganging up on the little guy.
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-Ha! [whoops]
-[thuds]
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[grunts]
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Leave him alone!
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-[cries out]
-[gasps]
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[Chip exclaiming]
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[grunts]
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Shoot. Sorry!
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Whatever, man.
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Just take it.
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You win.
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-[all murmuring]
-I hope that guy's okay.
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I didn't mean to slap him.
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I abhor violence.
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So shiny.
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Those bullies were stealing
your belt, huh?
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Not on my watch.
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Oh, bullies. Yeah.
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Yeah, so many bullies.
They're trying to steal
my belt.
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And in the anti-bullying
circle, no less.
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You can consider this whole
island an anti-bullying circle
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now that I'm around.
The name's Chip Manhands.
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Oh. I'm Peanut.
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Oh, my goodness...
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All right, well,
enjoy your belt, Peanut.
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May it long hold your pants
above your stuff.
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[gasps]
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[gulps] Man hands.
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[machine whirring]
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Yeesh!
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If I can just combine
the sweetness of the Manquat
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with the unctuous tang
of the Guavacado,
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I'll have the perfect
Guavacadanquat.
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[yells] No, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
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No, thank you.
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[machine laughs maniacally]
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Whew! Close one.
Then I would have had
branches for arms.
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Huh. Imagine the
delicious fruit I would yield.
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[Peanut] Chip!
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-[crowd cheering]
-[Peanut] Chip!
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Help! Help me, please.
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One belt and you think
you're a big fish?
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[yells] Ow!
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You're out of your league,
Peanut.
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[Chip] You're welcome
to join my league.
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[all gasp]
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The league of nonviolent
conflict resolution--
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-[slap]
-Dude!
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You gotta slap him back, Chip.
It's the only thing
they respect.
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No, I am here to protect you,
not slap a fish.
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Protecting me
is slapping a fish. [whimpers]
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Hey!
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[slap echoing]
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[groans]
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Now that may seem harsh,
but I think you'll thank me
once you realize--
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You ruined my life!
[sobs]
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-Yeesh.
-But you saved mine.
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-[whistling and cheering]
-[crowd] Peanut! Peanut!
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Hmm. These onlookers
must really like justice.
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Uh... [chuckles nervously]
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
they love that stuff.
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You know, I actually have
a few more bullies
stealing my belts.
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So, maybe you could help
little old me out?
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I... I need help.
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With great arms
comes great responsibility.
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[crowd cheering]
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[roars]
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[grunts] Whoa!
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[fish whooping]
Yeah, Peanut!
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Yeah.
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[grunting]
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[laughs]
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-[bell dings]
-[crowd cheering]
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How did all these bullies
get in the anti-bullying cage?
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[grunting]
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[bell dings]
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Peanut sure has
a lot of bullies.
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Yeah, but I'm getting
all his belts back for him.
Don't worry.
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You sure these
are actual bullies
you're fighting?
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-Uh, yeah.
-Because it sounds
like prizefighting.
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What?
[stammering]
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What?
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It can't be prizefighting
because I would never
prizefight.
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And I am definitely
doing this.
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Anyway, Peanut's getting
bullied tonight at 8:00 p.m.
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-and I comped you all
some tickets.
-[gasps]
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[crowd cheering]
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Go get 'em, meat mitts!
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Yeah! Slap 'em up!
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[roars]
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What an incredible display
of fighting!
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Here is your prize.
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Dang it!
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[narrator reading]
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[narrator reading]
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Belts, belts,
who's got those belts?
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It's Peanut.
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Thanks to his trained brute,
Chip...
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[softly] Oh, this cannot
possibly be correct.
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[in normal voice] ...Manhands.
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Bonnie, can we see them?
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Can you put them up on the...
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There they are.
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[screams]
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-They scare me! [sobbing]
-[chair crashes]
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They scare us all.
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-Weapons, crude and blunt.
-[Blood Pressure bawling]
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[on TV] Wielded by an oaf.
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Hey. Oh, I thought
I unplugged that.
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Ah, let's slap some cream
on those good-guy hands.
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What do you say?
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Great job tonight.
I only have one bully left.
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And it's the big one.
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Peanut, was that a prizefight?
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What? No.
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Are we fighting for a prize?
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[sighs] Yes,
it's a prizefight, okay?
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No, it's not okay.
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You've been using me
this whole time.
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I thought
I was protecting you.
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How could you do this?
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I had no choice,
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or those big, beautiful
meat mitts of yours
would have gone to waste.
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Because I hate violence!
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You don't understand.
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That's what Betta fish do.
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Our entire society
is slap-based.
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And I'm just so, so small.
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I was destined
to spend my entire life
at the bottom rung.
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Slapping for belts?
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This whole thing makes me
want to slap somebody.
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[gasps] Oh!
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Wait!
We only have one fight left.
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Then I'll be Alpha Betta.
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There's no bigger belt
than that.
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What about the asteroid belt?
Grow up!
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Please, Chip! [grunts]
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I'm begging you.
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Fight this one last fight.
If not as my protector,
as my friend.
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Friend? No.
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To you, I'm just a gorgeous
pair of arms.
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Hmm...
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[birds squawking]
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[snoring]
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[stretching]
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[gasps]
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[screaming]
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-Whoa! What is that?
-My arms!
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What happened to my arms?
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Where was the last place
you saw them?
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Well, I had them
when I fell asleep
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below the Automatic
Tree Grafter.
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[screams]
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Peanut!
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He took my arms
for the fight tonight.
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I can't let him use them
for any more violence.
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Oh, nuts!
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Thanks. [panting]
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Oh, nuts!
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Ah. Thanks.
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Oh, wait.
I didn't brush my teeth.
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Okay, that's good.
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[panting]
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[crowd cheering]
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Where's your hand man, Peanut?
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Oh, I don't need him anymore.
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I've got these! Whoa!
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[laughing]
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Whoa!
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[Alpha Betta laughing]
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-[groaning]
-[Chip] Peanut!
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Peanut,
stop this senseless violence!
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Chip!
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I thought stealing your arms
would make me
a better slapper.
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But I...
I can't use these things.
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It's not about the arms.
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It's the heart
that wields them.
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You're right.
[grunts]
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I'm a terrible friend.
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No, I mean, your heart
is way too small
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to pump blood all the way
through those arms.
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-They are dead hot dogs.
-[laughing]
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My heart is big enough
for the both of us.
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[Alpha Betta gasps]
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00:10:07,184 --> 00:10:08,817
[crowd murmurs]
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-Huh?
-I'm the mango.
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You're the loquat.
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00:10:12,323 --> 00:10:13,614
Let's graft!
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00:10:13,657 --> 00:10:14,615
What?
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Together, we become
Chippemannut!
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-What?
-[grunting]
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[roars]
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Whoa!
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Let's finish him off!
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00:10:32,542 --> 00:10:34,343
[roaring]
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What are you doing?
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00:10:39,049 --> 00:10:40,807
Hey, is this some kind
of a sleeper hold?
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It's a hug.
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[grunting] Huh?
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-[sighs]
-[crowd] Aww!
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[crowd cheering]
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[Chip] So then they decided
that their entire society
was wrong,
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hugging was better
than slapping, and now,
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Peanut's the Alpha Betta
of conflict resolution.
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-[applauding]
-Nice job, Chip.
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00:11:00,904 --> 00:11:01,953
Now...
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00:11:01,997 --> 00:11:04,623
Who wants to eat
some weird fruit?
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00:11:04,667 --> 00:11:06,241
Oh! [scoffs]
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00:11:06,251 --> 00:11:07,167
Red alert.
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00:11:07,211 --> 00:11:09,920
The Tree Grafter
is now all-terrain.
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