All language subtitles for Legacies.S03E14.This.Feels.a.Little.Cult-y.1080p.10bit.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.HEVC-Vyndros

Hey there.

I'd introduce myself,
but it doesn't really matter.

_
- What does is that there's this problem

I've been trying to solve
for the longest time,

and inspiration has finally struck.

Uh, I mean, I could be going crazy.

I've definitely
been accused of that before.

But this artifact, I think,

is telling me
you're the one who can help me.

(EXHALE ECHOES)

But trust me, I get it.

Why the hell would you help me?

Well, for starters,
and speaking from experience,

I don't think anyone deserves
to be thrown in a dark hole

and forgotten about.

- (CHAINS RATTLE)
- Last, but not least,

I'll get you out of here if you do.

Hmm?

- Synced and corrected by Darrow -
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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

SPRINGTHORPE: Bravo!

Next up, Father Capulet,
as portrayed by Wade Rivers.

(SOFT APPLAUSE)

And don't forget my scene partner,
the Tribrid, as Tybalt.

If we can find her.

- (DOOR OPENS)
- (OTHERS GASP)

A dramatic entrance, indeed.

Looks like I'm not late enough.

Come now, you don't wish
to let your scene partner down,

do you, Ms. Mikaelson?

You know, life is really
just a series of disappointments,

so that's a better lesson
than Shakespeare.

I understand you're going
through a rough patch.

Well, I feel like
if you understood that,

you'd probably get why I don't really
want to dramatize the story

- of undying teenage love.
- (WIND RUSHING)

You know, especially
when it does end with dying,

and then not dying,
and then him ditching you anyway

when he promised nothing would ever
come between you two.

- (DEBRIS CLATTERING)
- (OTHERS CLAMORING)

And scene.

DORIAN: You two have gotten close,

at least from what I've seen
around school.

We have History together...

Uh, capital-H History...

And Gym, but we're not friends
or anything like that.

(DOOR OPENS)

Hey, Dr. Saltzman.

I'm sorry I can't help, Mr. Williams,

but if I see MG,
I'll definitely let you know.

Yeah.

I had MG compel Ethan
to steer clear of him weeks ago.

Those two should not be hanging out.

Yeah, Ethan said they're not,
so I doubt that's the reason

MG has skipped school
the last three days.

You get that locator spell done?

Great.

Let's see.

I don't like that look.

(SIGHS)

Old habits die hard,

so I keep up with any reports
of animal attacks in the area.

That's a good way to keep a lookout
for Malivore monsters.

Except...

a hiker was found dead
in Grove Hill last night.

Suspiciously close
to right where MG is now.

Wait, do you think
something happened to him?

I'm more worried
about what he's already done.

I'll get my bag.

♪ I'm coming with the rats
and the roaches ♪

♪ Never turn my back... ♪

I don't need a pep talk
or ice cream or twin cuddles.

Well, you controlled yourself better

than on your school tour with Lizzie.

So points for that.

Maybe I'm a little upset
about how things ended with Landon.

But it's no one's problem but mine.

(GRUNTS FIERCELY)

Great. Seems totally under control.

In which case,
maybe you can help me with something?

Does it involve punching things?

Possibly.

Lizzie went
on this witch-y wellness retreat

that Dad thought would be a good idea,

but I haven't heard from her
in over a week.

I think that she might be in trouble.

♪ ♪

(EXCITED CHATTER)

(FINCH GRUNTING)

(OTHERS WHISTLING)

- Oh...
- Nice shot, nice shot.

♪ ♪

(OTHERS OOHING)

Whoo!

All right, that's game. Hit the showers.

I don't know what's more shocking...

That you hit that shot
or that you guys shower.

(CHUCKLES)
Well, you're definitely new around here.

'Cause everyone knows I ball hard.

Yeah, I'm not touching that one.

Uh, you dropped something.

BRUTUS: Newest member of the pack
always cleans up.

Everyone knows that.

Apparently not.

Hey, it's nothing personal, okay?
Brutus did it for, like, a year.

That's just the way
we do things in a pack.

Maybe that should change.

BRUTUS: Werewolf lesson number two...
Never question the alpha's rules.

Ever.

If the alpha makes the rules,
how do you become the alpha?

JED: Well, that's easy. And hard.

You want to be the man,
you gotta beat the man.

Come on.

FINCH: No.

You gotta beat the woman.

(GASPS)

Alpha challenge.

Alpha challenge! Whoo!

HOPE:
So much for the element of surprise.

We're too exposed out here.
We should head into the woods,

see if we can find the camp,
and try to lay eyes on Lizzie.

Or... we could just introduce ourselves.

And what if we walk into a trap?

You're acting really weird

for someone who's supposed
to be worried about her missing sister.

Lizzie!

Namaste.

I'm so glad you guys are here.

You made really good time.

You knew we were coming?

Jo and I have been talking about it
since I got here.

But I still can't believe
that you were so open to it.

Mm.

Me, neither.

LIZZIE: Come. I'll show you around.

Peace of mind awaits.

HOPE: Like I said... trap.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER)

♪ ♪

(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

This looks... great.

It looks like Witchapalooza.

LIZZIE: Which is great,
because you could use some healing.

Jo told me all about Andon-Lay.

Did she?

Every gory detail.
Him dumping you like that?

Total dick move.

(ZAPPING)

(ZAPPING STOPS)

We don't worry about dicks here.

No boys allowed.

So you'll forget
about birdbrain in no time.

I bet. Everyone here
looks like they're on drugs.

LIZZIE: It's not like that, Hope.

This is a wellness retreat,
for witches, by witches.

Well... one witch in particular:

Andi.

She's so amazing.
She's been a real mentor to me.

How exactly did she help you?

Andi reframed my former,

limiting mindset
to reflect my emotional goals.

Okay, I'll say it.
This feels a little cult-y.

We're just a collection
of like-minded individuals,

all following the teachings
of a brilliant and charismatic leader.

Mm-hmm.

Right, make that a lot cult-y.

What's with all the crystals?

Each color represents a step
on the pathway to enlightenment.

So the blue one you're wearing...

It's the top step.

Which means that I get to take part

in next week's
sacred purification ritual.

What lands you on sacred dirt duty?

Oh. Don't mind Samantha.

She was Andi's star pupil,
until I got here.

And then her petty jealousy
and anger knocked her down a peg...

Well, several...

Into the red.

That's why it's so important
to stay focused on your own path.

(BELL CLANGS)

Afternoon enrichment.

All colors on the crystal path
are welcome.

(GASPING, EXCITED CHATTER)

Come on. You guys have to meet Andi.

I told you I didn't want any help.

In my defense,

I didn't know that this was
what help looked like.

We don't have to stay.

HOPE: We do.
Because something weird's going on here.

And we're not leaving
unless Lizzie comes with us.

Hopefully willingly.

JED: I don't fight with girls.

Except when you're knocking them down
in a pickup game

or sparring with them.

No, like, a real fight...

To the death, if that's what it takes.

And I don't plan on starting now.

Hey, glad we can both agree
on not dying.

So, what if I challenge you
to something else?

That's not in the rules.

FINCH: But what is in the rules

is that the alpha
can't turn down any challenge,

no matter what it entails.

Okay. What do you have in mind?

I saw an old pool table in storage

when I was picking out
some stuff for my room.

Deal.

Good luck. You're gonna need it.

(OTHERS CHUCKLING)

ANDI: I want to welcome
all our new faces.

I know you're here
because you're struggling.

Believe me... I have, too.

I've lived in darkness
for so many years,

which is why I have dedicated myself

to helping other witches
reach the light.

Lizzie, would you help me demonstrate
how we do that?

It would be my honor.

Think of this crystal,

and the ones linked to it
that we all wear, like...

a mood ring.

We ask all new arrivals
to lay their hands on it,

to discover where they'll be
beginning their journey.

My ancestors' coven believed
that we were ruled by our emotions,

and that if we could learn
to take control of our emotional state,

that we could take back control
of our lives.

Live them to the fullest.

(APPLAUSE)

That's wonderful, Lizzie.
Though I expected nothing less from you.

The beautiful blue color
that Lizzie has just shown us

represents complete purity of thought.

The elimination of all negative feelings

preventing us from living free,
happy and fulfilled lives.

This is the ideal
you should all strive to attain.

This is... enlightenment.

Thank you.

Now, could I have
a less accomplished volunteer?

Someone who needs help
controlling negative emotions.

(GASPING AND MURMURING)

It's Hope, right?

(CHUCKLES): Oh, I didn't raise my hand.

So you don't harbor
any negative emotions?

I just don't need your help
controlling them.

When we aren't in control,
it's difficult to trust those who are.

Oh, no, I don't trust you
because you're a fraud.

- (GASPING)
- (CRYSTALS ZAPPING)

Then, please. Come up and prove it.

I'm so sorry.

Bringing you here was a bad idea
and so is you going up there.

Okay. I'll touch your rock.

But I think it's crystal clear
what kind of mood I'm in.

(OTHERS GASPING)

You have extraordinary power.

I'm not sure I'm capable,
but let me try to help.

I didn't say you could touch me.

But I'm so glad you did.

Suddenly, I feel better.

This is a power my coven
has spent generations mastering.

Empathic transference.

It's why I must always wear gloves.

Skin-to-skin contact
with an empath can feel

overwhelming for the uninitiated.

I was so angry
at my ex-boyfriend, but...

I don't know,
I-I just feel like I'm, um...

Enlightened.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

You're free now.

There's no point in hiding
your emotional truth

when everyone can see it for themselves.

- (GASPING AND MURMURING)
- (APPLAUSE)

(CRYSTAL ZAPPING)

I've been waiting
for someone like you, Hope.

You and I are gonna do
great things together.

(FORCED LAUGH)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

Hi, Andi.

Sorry to bother you
during personal meditation time.

Can I come in?

Oh, I could use the, uh, the fresh air.

Where's your crystal?

Actually, that's why I'm here.

I had a bit of a setback.

Oh. How-how big is a bit?

Oh. Huge, then.

I got a little jealous
when I saw you working with Hope.

Uh, saying all those things
about how great she is...

i-it's triggering for me,

because I've heard those things,
like, a million times before.

But I know that that is silly
because you chose me

to help you lead
the purification ritual next week.

So, uh, if you could
just juice me back up.

Oh. I'm afraid I need
to conserve my energy.

Given recent events,
I've moved the ceremony up.

And by, uh, recent events, you mean...

Hope is very, very special,
like you said.

She's so powerful,

we don't need to recruit
any more witches, so...

the ritual will happen
later this evening.

Oh, wh-what am I supposed to do?

You know the path
that those in the red must take.

I wish you well on it.

(DOOR CLOSES)

Son of a bitch.

DORIAN: That hiker was found
in these woods,

mauled to death and drained of blood.

And now a member of the search party

who was out looking for him
is missing, too.

This is a Malivore monster, Dorian.

Since they showed up,

nearly all the blood in Mystic Falls
has been on their hands.

Claws. Whatever.

That's the thing.
We're not in Mystic Falls.

We're in Grove Hill.

And so is MG.

Look, MG is a good kid, and you know it.

I do. I do.

But good doesn't factor
into the equation

when we're talking about Rippers.

I get it. You don't want
what happened to your family

to happen to anyone else.

We don't know anything yet. Okay?

So let's just find MG.

MG: Dr. Saltzman...

ALARIC: MG.

I need your help. There's a body...

Dorian, no!

(GROANS)

Found him.

(QUIET CHATTER)

You're doing it wrong.

I'm sorry I'm not an expert
at scrubbing skivvies like you.

You will be.

'Cause I'll be back to blue before you,
with that attitude.

Face facts.

We're both cherry red, Samantha,

which sucks hard enough,
so let's just call a truce.

Fine.

Oh, my God.

Andi's glove.
This isn't supposed to be in the wash.

Give it to me.
I'll go take it back to her.

No. I don't think so.

Andi's gonna be so happy
when I return this,

she'll help me back to...

What the hell?

How is that even possible?
Let me see it.

There's so many things
I wanted to say to you,

just a minute ago, but...

(SIGHS)

now I feel above them all.

Good luck on your journey.

Go blue yourself.

ALARIC: I could use some help in here.

(GRUNTS)

(ALARIC GROANS)

No, no. Not that kind.

I'm not tying him up.
I'm taking him home.

Good. We can put him
in the werewolf bunker, then.

We don't even know what happened yet,

because you tranqued him
before we could ask.

Actually, we do. I just found the body

of that missing search party member
in the woods.

Just like MG said.

You still think I should've waited
for him to rip your throat out, too?

You used to hunt vampires, Ric.

I thought you knew
how dangerous Rippers can be.

I guess you've changed.

I'm trying to.

Assuming the worst of people

has only ever brought out
the worst in me.

And I am not gonna condemn MG
until I hear his side of it.

In the meantime, I got a body to bury.

Hopefully there won't be another
when I get back.

JED: Oh, this is gonna be a bloodbath.

Like, bloodier than an actual
fight to the death.

(LAUGHTER)

If she even shows.

♪ Whoo, whoo ♪

♪ I can't help it ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ I can't help it ♪

♪ Hey, yeah, I can't help it... ♪

I wouldn't miss this.

Also, I'm a werewolf, too,

and I could hear you
talking crap down the hall.

Well, good. Then you know
I'm undefeated at the Salvatore School.

This is your last chance to back out.

Cool. Can I get the chalk?

♪ If I was tequila... ♪

You're my alpha,
so I feel like I got to tell you this...

all the wolves used to let you win.

♪ You ain't never gonna want
nobody else... ♪

Wait, what? Why?

Like I said, you're the alpha.

♪ Feeling myself ♪

Break for break?

(CHUCKLES) Uh...

Ladies first.

♪ I can't help it ♪

Rack 'em.

You heard her, rack 'em.

♪ I-I-I can't help it ♪

♪ I-I-I can't help it ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ I can't help it ♪

♪ Yeah, I can't help it ♪

♪ I can't help it ♪

♪ I can't help it ♪

♪ I, I, I, I, I ♪

- ♪ I can't help it. ♪
- (LAUGHTER AND MURMURING)

- STUDENT 1: You see that?
- STUDENT 2: Whoa, what?

(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

(SHOWER RUNNING)

♪ ♪

You're finally gonna be free.

And you deserve it.

(DOOR CLOSES)

(GROANS)

I hate that it's actually cute in here.

"Warning. Avoid dermal contact.

Produces psychotropic effects."

_

Triad. That's never good.

ANDI: Who's there?

- (GLASS SHATTERS)
- (SHOWER STOPS)

(DOOR CREAKS)

♪ ♪

Maybe Ric was right.

Not about everything, but...

I do feel connected to you.

Colin Lafferty.

I've lost people I loved
the way your family lost you.

I'm sorry they won't get
the closure they deserve,

but maybe...

maybe "missing" is better
than knowing the truth.

But I'll check in on your family.

And on the vampire that killed you...

So that this never happens again.

(SNARLING)

(SHRIEKING IN DISTANCE)

(SNARLING CONTINUES)

(BRANCHES RUSTLING)

(BOOMING THUD)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLS)

Oh, damn.

(CRACKING)

(ROARS)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

Psst. Psst.

- Hey.
- JOSIE: Lizzie.

- Where have you been?
- It's a long story.

The haiku version:
Hope was right, again.

It's definitely a cult.
Now let's get the hell out.

Mm. I've been feeling so much better
since we got here.

So was I, okay?

But did you miss the part
where I admitted you were right?

Andi doesn't have special powers.
She's a basic witch, a fraud.

Her crystal is blue all the time
because it's colored glass.

And that enlightenment you feel
is some magic drug from Triad.

Eh, that's never good.

Right? I don't know
what her connection is to them,

and frankly, I don't care.

Okay? We can figure that out
once we're gone.

If you trust me.

Of course we do. Let's go.

(CLANGING)

Oh, great. Now what's she up to?

Put your back into it, Samantha.

(LOUD CLANG REVERBERATES)

Hope? Jo? Are you okay?

BOTH: We've never been better.

Oh, okay. In that case,

I'm gonna drive back to school
and get some help and earplugs.

Ad somnum.

- (BODY THUDS)
- No. Stay with us.

You lying, traitorous phony.

I could say the same to you.

Sneaking in here and breaking my things.

At least you can't mind-control me.

Not currently.

I must admit,
I've been wondering why that is.

Because one drop of this on my gloves

is normally enough
to make every witch here worship me.

Well, the gloves are off now, bitch.

Maybe... it's your brain chemistry

or just your overwhelmingly bad vibes.

You should have seen

what Triad did to witches
that stuff didn't work on.

Very un-feminist.

Well, it wasn't bad enough
to make you stop working for them.

No supernatural ever worked for Triad.

We were imprisoned,

locked in cells and forced
to do their bidding.

(CHAINS RATTLE)

Locator spells,

concealment spells, even torture,

all the while being drugged
to stay compliant.

Well, maybe your sob story
would land a little better

if you weren't doing the same thing
to every witch here.

Said the self-indulgent daddy's girl

who's never had
a real problem in her life.

I've overcome a lot.

You're clearly not an empath,
so what's the ritual really for?

- (KNOCKING)
- Sorry,

that information
is for blue crystal witches only.

Speaking of...

You wanted to see me, Andi?

ANDI: Your sister
wants to join tonight's event.

It's technically against the rules,

but why don't you bring her down
for the grand finale.

After all, the ritual requires
a human sacrifice.

BRUTUS: You're getting murdered.

Yeah. I noticed.

I mean, have you even taken a shot?

Just one. I missed.

Oh!

Et tu Brutus? Hey, I'm still your alpha.

Not for long, bruh.

(CLAPPING, WHISTLING, CHEERING)

Eight ball, corner pocket.

Sink it, and I'm the leader
of the pack, right?

(SIGHS)

Those are the rules.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER)

LIZZIE: I think I know
a way out of this mess.

Maybe Andi was right for once,

and my negative emotions
are what kept her

from being able to mind-control me.

So if I can do the same thing to you...

worth a shot.

Although you probably like
being mind-controlled...

Because that was basically
our dynamic for years.

I don't know what you mean.

That's right,
you're independent all of a sudden,

going to Mystic Falls High
all by yourself...

Oh, wait, you're already back
at the Salvatore School.

I guess that phase lasted
about as long as your Dark Josie bender.

(CRYSTAL ZAPPING)

And now you're here,
worried about me and Hope,

and completely neglecting

your own happiness with Finch
in the process.

I mean, at least I'm trying
to be happy...

Are you seriously
pinning this on me right now?!

You're the one that indoctrinated us
into a freaking cult, and I'm...

Back to normal.

(SIGHS)

You are brilliant and I love you.

I know. Where's Hope?

She's at the ritual. But there's no way

that you can get close enough to Andi
to pull that stunt.

Sure I can.

You just need to tie me up again.

(GROANING)

- ALARIC (WHISPERS): Dorian.
- I'm here.

Dorian.

I heard that growl,
followed a trail of blood...

Yours, obviously.

Oh, man, is that a tooth?

I wonder who has whatever
this belongs to in the monster pool.

You're not gonna believe it, Ric.
Wendigo.

Come on. It's never a wendigo.

Until today.

I got a few licks in with the shovel
before I ran, but...

that thing hits a lot harder.

I'd be dead
if I hadn't found this place.

ALARIC: A cave...

stocked with a cooler
full of blood bags?

This is where MG's been hiding out.

I was wrong about him.

I read his journal.

_

He's been helping people.

_

He needs to work
on his superhero name, but...

MG must've got the blood on him
from trying to stop the wendigo.

Come on, let's get you out of here
before it comes back for seconds.

Yeah. (GROANS)

(GROWLING)

Too late.

JOSIE: I don't think I can do this.

I thought you loved drama class.

Just act like a brainwashed idiot
and get me on that stage.

(CHANTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

LIZZIE: Hope's feeling good now,

but I have a decade
of petty resentments to spew

that'll change all of that
in a heartbeat.

(CHANTING CONTINUES)

(CHANTING CONTINUES)

(CLEARS THROAT)

Hope Andrea Mikaelson.

- (THUMPS)
- (GRUNTS)

Jo, was there something
you wanted to say?

Well, aren't you gonna say anything?

Yes. I am.

- Hmm.
- (JOSIE CLEARS THROAT)

That crystal doesn't work on you,
and blue isn't your color.

I appreciate the feedback.

I don't.

Hope, throw them both in the hole
so we can get this party started.

JOSIE: Wait.
I hate that I have to do this...

Because all I've ever wanted for you
is happiness... but...

this isn't happiness.

And not just because Andi's a fraud,
even though she is,

but because you're lying to yourself.

You're mad at Landon,
and you're blaming him for the breakup.

But it's not all Landon's fault.

And deep down, you know that.

Stop saying his name.

You've known that you and Landon
have been biologically incompatible

since he literally dissolved
after having sex with you.

But you chose to deny that fact,

and now you know
that neither you or Landon

can ever truly be happy together.

What I know is that I moved heaven
and earth to bring him back to me,

and he didn't even tell me
when he was still alive.

And then he left me all over again.

Landon finally did the one thing
that you weren't strong enough to do.

Hope... is that you?

ANDI: That's the last of them, Hope.
Hurry up.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

This is the part where you attack me
and deeply regret it later.

(LOW GROWLING)

How do we kill this damn thing?

How the hell am I supposed to know?
It's never a wendigo.

(GROWLS)

I doubt that's gonna do it.

(SHRIEKS)

Never doubted you, rock.

(WENDIGO ROARS)

Thanks for distracting him for me.

Wendigos have hearts of ice.

It's their weakness,
like sunlight for a vampire.

Unless you use that weakness
and make it your strength.

I had wendigo in the monster pool.

(CHUCKLES)

JOSIE: Lizzie, wake up.
You're gonna be okay.

(GASPS)

Cool. My plan worked.

There's only one last thing
to take care of.

(SPEAKS WORD IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

Well? Aren't you gonna say anything?

Don't maim her yet.

Not until she tells us
what this phony-ass retreat was for.

I needed a lot of witches
with a lot of power

who wouldn't ask any questions.

I knew how the drug worked firsthand,

and I thought it would be easier
to catch flies

with honey than vinegar.

What is the ritual for?

All I know is it was
a summoning ritual...

For what wasn't my concern.

I would've raised the devil himself
for my freedom.

So you cut a deal. With who?

It wasn't that long ago,
but it's just gone.

I can't remember who it was.

And I'm sure that has nothing to do
with the Malivore Pit.

What I do remember
is that our deal was bound

by an unbreakable covenant spell,

which means I will die
if I fail to complete the ritual.

You're gonna fail.

Then the peace I will know
is that the three of you

will have to deal
with whatever my death raises.

I'm guessing she counts
as the human sacrifice the ritual needs?

As much as I hate Andi,
that was a total boss move.

What's gonna happen now?

Well, when you combine Triad,

hole in the ground
and forgotten memories...

(SIGHS)

So much for peace of mind.

So...

should we tell ghost stories by the fire
while we wait

for whatever horrible thing's
gonna come crawling out of there?

I know a scary one.

"The Tale of the Crappy Friend
Who Told You You Deserved to Be Dumped."

I'm sorry about that.

It's okay. I needed to hear it.

Just like you need to hear
that it's okay to let yourself be happy.

Even if you're
the only one of us who is.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

Well, at least coming here
wasn't all bad?

Mm. Well, I'm guessing it will be

once whatever
Andi drugged us with kicks in.

- (BOTH CHUCKLING)
- LIZZIE: Hey, guys.

I think I figured out
what Andi was trying to do.

She's turning us into pandas.

Then she nailed it.

(LAUGHING)

♪ 'Cause I got love ♪

♪ I-I-I-I've got love... ♪

- Whoa.
- Ah.

What did I just drink?

That's 150 proof moonshine, my guy.
Wolves gonna wolf.

And this is the wolf
of the hour right here!

(ALL HOWLING)

♪ I got my heart
that's just beating around the clock ♪

♪ 'Cause I got love,
I got love, I got love ♪

♪ And I got my family ♪

♪ As f... up as they are ♪

♪ 'Cause I got love, I got love... ♪

You need a drink?

Not my thing.

Which I guess means I have rules, too.

Hey, about that...

Maybe it's not fair to the pack

to just say whoever's the best
at fighting or whatever

is the best leader for them.

Just like you scratching the eight ball

doesn't make me better than you at pool.

Especially when you did it on purpose.

Why?

You're right...

Being good at those things
isn't why you should be the alpha.

But seeing how much it means to you,

how much you care about the pack...

is another story.

Oh, you know, back in the day,

I would've called you weak
for throwing the game.

Well, then if you can change,
maybe the rules can, too.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

Yeah.

♪ ♪

(INDISTINCT P.A. ANNOUNCEMENT)

He's gonna be fine.

Just a few stitches and, uh,

one whopper of a lie
to his doctor later.

(CHUCKLES)

Oh, man.

Emma's gonna be so pissed at me.

But not as pissed as she would have been
had you not saved our asses.

Um...

it was the least I could do.

Considering how Mr. Williams
got hurt looking for me.

Well, we shouldn't have
worried about you.

Your journal made that clear.

I'm-I'm trying.

But it's really hard
doing this all on my own.

Well, you could always
come back to school.

I mean, especially now that the...

wendigo trashed your Batcave.

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

Before you, um,
you let me come back and it's all good,

I think there's something
that you should know.

I didn't compel Ethan
when you told me to.

It-it was a mistake.

But I learned from it.

So, yeah, I want to come back.

But I don't want
to stop helping people, either.

Well...

let's do both.

Come on. Let's go home.

("BECAUSE I GOT HIGH"
BY AFROMAN PLAYING)

LIZZIE: Okay, hear me out.

(ECHOING): Andi drugged us.

Just one drop of that liquid
that she had from Triad

was enough to control everyone's minds,
and now I'm soaked in it.

Maybe that's why I'm losing it.

(ECHOING): Lizzie, we're all pandas.
We're in this together.

We are in complete pandagreement.

Okay, so we're all seeing
the same thing now?

♪ Until I got high... ♪

Oh, good.

♪ I was gonna get up
and find the broom... ♪

Unless that's bad.

Guys, we have to pull it together, okay?
We need to be ready to fight.

- (JOSIE LAUGHING)
- We are tripping balls, man!

I mean, we have enough problems already.

Don't we always?

When has that ever stopped us
from fighting monsters?

Yeah, you're right.

I came here because I thought
I was messed-up,

but look at me.

Look at my fur.

I am a badass panda.

Me, too.

That's it. We set up a trap.

It's one of us on each side of the hole,

and-and we blast it
with whatever spell that we've got.

We have to focus, 'cause I'm sure that

when whatever Andi summoned
comes out of the thing,

it's gonna be...

(SNORTS)

(WHISPERS): Pandemonium.

(ALL LAUGH)

♪ And I know why, yeah, hey ♪

♪ Because I got high,
because I got high... ♪

Panda Squad on three.

One, two...

- (ALL GRUNT)
- (LAUGHS)

That was fun.

Still high as a kite,
but at least we're not pandas anymore.

Oh, unfortunately,
that's where our good news ends.

♪ ♪

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