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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: : 0,0:00:10.56,0:00:14.36 }Out in the land{\i0}\N{\i1}Where the men are tough as cactus{\i0} : 0,0:00:14.44,0:00:18.56 }Out in the land{\i0}\N{\i1}Where the wild, wild West was won{\i0} : 0,0:00:18.64,0:00:23.36 }Out in the land of the desperado{\i0}\N{\i1}If you're as soft as an avocado{\i0} : 0,0:00:23.44,0:00:25.32 }You're guacamole, son!{\i0} : 0,0:00:25.40,0:00:28.64 }Home, this ain't it, pal{\i0}\N{\i1}Home on the range{\i0} : 0,0:00:28.72,0:00:32.28 }Home, better go git, pal{\i0}\N{\i1}You ain't home on the range{\i0} : 0,0:00:32.36,0:00:36.08 }Out in the land{\i0}\N{\i1}Where the weak are target practice{\i0} : 0,0:00:36.16,0:00:40.36 }Out in the land{\i0}\N{\i1}Where they shoot the mild and meek{\i0} : 0,0:00:40.44,0:00:42.60 }Out where the bad{\i0}\N{\i1}Are a whole lot badder{\i0} : 0,0:00:42.68,0:00:45.36 }If you're the type{\i0}\N{\i1}With a nervous bladder{\i0} : 0,0:00:45.44,0:00:47.60 }Your saddle's gonna reek!{\i0} : 0,0:00:47.68,0:00:50.48 }Cause you ain't home on the range{\i0} : 0,0:00:50.56,0:00:54.56 }Cowboy, you're really up the creek{\i0} : 0,0:00:55.52,0:00:57.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, girl! : 0,0:00:58.56,0:01:00.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Howdy, sheriff! : 0,0:01:09.84,0:01:12.24 }Home on the range.{\i0} : 0,0:01:12.32,0:01:15.76 }Once upon a time,{\i0}\N{\i1}I had a home on the range.{\i0} : 0,0:01:15.84,0:01:17.92 }But not anymore.{\i0} : 0,0:01:19.04,0:01:22.64 }It's no use crying over spilled milk.{\i0} : 0,0:01:22.72,0:01:25.24 }Speaking of which, that's me.{\i0} : 0,0:01:25.32,0:01:26.68 }I'm the cow.{\i0} : 0,0:01:27.32,0:01:29.28 }Yeah, they're real.{\i0} : 0,0:01:29.36,0:01:31.60 }Quit staring.{\i0} : 0,0:01:31.68,0:01:33.80 }I'm sort of between homes right now.{\i0} : 0,0:01:33.88,0:01:35.60 }I lost my old place,{\i0} : 0,0:01:35.68,0:01:39.44 }thanks to the meanest bunch{\i0}\N{\i1}of cattle rustlers in the West.{\i0} : 0,0:01:39.52,0:01:43.36 }Alameda Slim{\i0}\N{\i1}and the Willie Brothers gang.{\i0} : 0,0:01:49.16,0:01:54.24 }Somehow they stole the whole herd{\i0}\N{\i1}from right under our noses.{\i0} : 0,0:01:54.32,0:01:57.24 }They disappeared without a trace.{\i0} : 0,0:02:02.00,0:02:06.48 }After that, poor old Abner{\i0}\N{\i1}couldn't afford to keep the place.{\i0} : 0,0:02:07.24,0:02:09.32 }Or me either, for that matter.{\i0} : 0,0:02:14.04,0:02:16.52 }Well, no matter how bad things get,{\i0} : 0,0:02:16.60,0:02:19.20 }there's probably somebody worse off.{\i0} : 0,0:02:22.48,0:02:24.72 }That guy, for instance.{\i0} : 0,0:02:26.12,0:02:28.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Take a look at your new home. : 0,0:02:29.44,0:02:31.36 }A dairy farm!{\i0} : 0,0:02:31.44,0:02:33.68 }Now we're talking.{\i0} : 0,0:02:33.76,0:02:36.24 }Hope it's not{\i0}\N{\i1}one of them fat-free places.{\i0} : 0,0:02:39.20,0:02:43.80 }I know a place{\i0}\N{\i1}Pretty as pie{\i0} : 0,0:02:43.88,0:02:48.28 }Out where the river bend{\i0}\N{\i1}Hits up with the end of the sky{\i0} : 0,0:02:48.36,0:02:53.08 }It's left of Nebraska{\i0}\N{\i1}And over a crest{\i0} : 0,0:02:53.16,0:02:57.20 }On a little patch of heaven{\i0}\N{\i1}Way out west{\i0} : 0,0:02:57.28,0:02:59.64 }Everything's green{\i0} : 0,0:02:59.72,0:03:02.04 }Know what I mean?{\i0} : 0,0:03:02.16,0:03:06.76 }Darlin', it's quite the sweetest sight{\i0}\N{\i1}That you ever done seen{\i0} : 0,0:03:06.84,0:03:11.72 }Ain't nothing much out there{\i0}\N{\i1}Just life at its best{\i0} : 0,0:03:11.80,0:03:16.60 }On a little patch of heaven{\i0}\N{\i1}Way out west{\i0} : 0,0:03:16.68,0:03:21.52 }Bees by the dozen{\i0}\N{\i1}Are buzzing real peaceful{\i0} : 0,0:03:21.60,0:03:25.88 }Every bluebonnet, doggone it{\i0}\N{\i1}Smells nice{\i0} : 0,0:03:25.96,0:03:30.28 }Even the tumbling tumbleweed{\i0}\N{\i1}Slows down to match your speed{\i0} : 0,0:03:30.36,0:03:33.80 }On my tiny half an acre of paradise{\i0} : 0,0:03:33.88,0:03:38.80 }Darlin', I swear{\i0}\N{\i1}Once you been there{\i0} : 0,0:03:38.88,0:03:43.44 }There ain't a view beneath the blue{\i0}\N{\i1}That could ever compare{\i0} : 0,0:03:43.52,0:03:48.52 }The only thing missing{\i0}\N{\i1}Is you as my guest{\i0} : 0,0:03:48.60,0:03:52.96 }On a little patch of heaven{\i0}\N{\i1}Way out west{\i0} : 0,0:03:53.04,0:04:00.04 }Why don't you come visit?{\i0}\N{\i1}There's room in the nest{\i0} : 0,0:04:00.12,0:04:05.44 }On that little patch of heaven{\i0}\N{\i1}Way out west{\i0} : 0,0:04:18.64,0:04:20.48,Default,,0,0,0,,That's my boy. : 0,0:04:21.60,0:04:23.20,Default,,0,0,0,,- Can hog!\N- Don't yell at me. : 0,0:04:23.28,0:04:27.48,Default,,0,0,0,,The call of duty.\NWhy don't you handle this one, Grace? : 0,0:04:27.56,0:04:30.52,Default,,0,0,0,,It's time I gave you\Nmore responsibility on the farm. : 0,0:04:31.04,0:04:32.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Really? : 0,0:04:32.52,0:04:35.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks, Mrs. C.\NI'll make you proud. : 0,0:04:35.68,0:04:38.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Get off my case,\Nlittle cocktail wieners! : 0,0:04:39.60,0:04:42.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sensing a lot\Nof negative energy here. : 0,0:04:42.44,0:04:44.64,Default,,0,0,0,,That's our can. And Jeb took it. : 0,0:04:44.72,0:04:47.04,Default,,0,0,0,,And now he says it's his can. : 0,0:04:47.12,0:04:49.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, let's not play\Nthe shame and blame game. : 0,0:04:49.96,0:04:54.40,Default,,0,0,0,,This is an organic problem,\Nand there's a holistic solution. : 0,0:04:54.48,0:04:59.12,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't get this whole farm concept\Ndo you, sister? : 0,0:04:59.20,0:05:00.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Kill the goat! : 0,0:05:04.64,0:05:07.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- Give me the can!\N- Come here, you little... : 0,0:05:08.72,0:05:10.96,Default,,0,0,0,,We're sorry, Mrs. Caloway. : 0,0:05:11.04,0:05:14.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Piggies, why can't you leave Jeb alone? : 0,0:05:14.12,0:05:15.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Why can't ya? : 0,0:05:15.40,0:05:18.16,Default,,0,0,0,,The poor old goat\Nneeds peace and quiet! : 0,0:05:18.24,0:05:20.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- That's right. I need it!\N- So, run along. : 0,0:05:20.80,0:05:22.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Take your can with you. : 0,0:05:22.40,0:05:24.32,Default,,0,0,0,,You take that can and... hey! : 0,0:05:24.40,0:05:26.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Come back here,\Nyou little bacon bits! : 0,0:05:26.60,0:05:29.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't you have enough cans\Nof your own? : 0,0:05:29.48,0:05:32.08,Default,,0,0,0,,No, not really. : 0,0:05:32.16,0:05:34.84,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd be happy to take her in, Abner. : 0,0:05:34.92,0:05:37.80,Default,,0,0,0,,There's always room for one more. : 0,0:05:37.88,0:05:40.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks, Pearl.\NI gotta warn you, though. : 0,0:05:40.88,0:05:43.48,Default,,0,0,0,,She's a bit headstrong. : 0,0:05:43.56,0:05:45.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Now don't you worry, Abner. : 0,0:05:45.84,0:05:48.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure she'll fit right in. : 0,0:05:48.16,0:05:50.76,Default,,0,0,0,,So long, Pearl.\NYou take care now. : 0,0:05:57.12,0:05:59.32,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a newcomer at the gate! : 0,0:05:59.40,0:06:00.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Not now, Audrey. : 0,0:06:00.56,0:06:04.40,Default,,0,0,0,,- But it's a great big...\N- Everybody! This here is Maggie. : 0,0:06:09.76,0:06:12.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Three-time winner\Nof the Golden Udder Award. : 0,0:06:12.68,0:06:15.64,Default,,0,0,0,,And the original Miss Happy Heifer. : 0,0:06:16.32,0:06:18.20,Default,,0,0,0,,A show cow? : 0,0:06:18.28,0:06:20.08,Default,,0,0,0,,On Patch of Heaven? : 0,0:06:33.48,0:06:36.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, I want y'all\Nto make her feel right at home. : 0,0:06:36.44,0:06:38.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You hear me? : 0,0:06:38.28,0:06:40.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, thanks, everybody! : 0,0:06:40.44,0:06:43.52,Default,,0,0,0,,It's great to be here\Nin Patch of Heaven. : 0,0:06:43.60,0:06:45.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't everybody speak at one time. : 0,0:06:45.76,0:06:47.96,Default,,0,0,0,,What is this, the frozen food section? : 0,0:06:50.12,0:06:52.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Is this thing on? : 0,0:06:53.16,0:06:55.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Good morning, Margaret. : 0,0:06:55.24,0:06:59.28,Default,,0,0,0,,What a wonderful surprise to find\Na fellow bovine joining the ranks. : 0,0:06:59.36,0:07:01.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Phony. : 0,0:07:01.80,0:07:03.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'm Mrs. Caloway...\N- Hi! : 0,0:07:03.56,0:07:05.96,Default,,0,0,0,,...and this is Grace. : 0,0:07:06.04,0:07:09.12,Default,,0,0,0,,No applause and trophies here,\NI'm afraid. : 0,0:07:09.20,0:07:13.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Just the fruits\Nof our good, honest labor. : 0,0:07:13.24,0:07:17.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Working stiffs?\NBoy, I remember those days. : 0,0:07:17.72,0:07:21.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow!\NYou're the biggest cow I ever saw. : 0,0:07:21.92,0:07:24.68,Default,,0,0,0,,If you're in charge,\NI'll take that as a compliment. : 0,0:07:24.76,0:07:27.36,Default,,0,0,0,,If you're not,\NI guess I'll just have to sit on you. : 0,0:07:27.44,0:07:28.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Mom! : 0,0:07:29.16,0:07:31.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm only kidding! : 0,0:07:31.08,0:07:34.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Say, what is this\Nyou've got jammed up in your ear? : 0,0:07:36.44,0:07:38.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Here, have an apple, kid. : 0,0:07:38.76,0:07:41.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't go near any luaus, though. : 0,0:07:41.56,0:07:45.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait a minute.\NI got something stuck in my ear. : 0,0:07:46.64,0:07:48.64,Default,,0,0,0,,This one's for me. : 0,0:07:50.32,0:07:51.80,Default,,0,0,0,,That was good. : 0,0:07:51.88,0:07:55.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Awesome. Do it again! : 0,0:07:55.36,0:07:56.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on! : 0,0:07:59.80,0:08:03.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- That's so cool!\N- Maggie's some fun, isn't she? : 0,0:08:03.32,0:08:07.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Teaching pigs to throw food!\NAs if they weren't sloppy enough. : 0,0:08:08.32,0:08:10.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going long! : 0,0:08:27.48,0:08:30.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Dagnabit, Buck. Slow down. : 0,0:08:30.20,0:08:33.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Who's up for a game of tin can tag? : 0,0:08:33.36,0:08:35.60,Default,,0,0,0,,That can is a family heirloom. : 0,0:08:35.68,0:08:38.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoever wins is getting\Na free tetanus shot. : 0,0:08:39.04,0:08:40.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Superstar, coming through! : 0,0:08:42.36,0:08:43.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Awesome! : 0,0:08:43.56,0:08:47.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- No autographs, please.\N- I got your autograph, pal. : 0,0:08:47.44,0:08:48.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Who's the hot shot? : 0,0:08:48.92,0:08:50.44,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Buck. : 0,0:08:50.52,0:08:51.92,Default,,0,0,0,,City slicker. : 0,0:08:54.08,0:08:57.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Dagnabit, Buck. Take it easy.\NThis ain't no rodeo. : 0,0:08:57.56,0:08:59.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Why, good morning, Sam. : 0,0:09:00.72,0:09:03.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that ornery horse\Ngetting away from you again? : 0,0:09:03.40,0:09:05.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Howdy, Pearl. : 0,0:09:05.72,0:09:08.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I came out\Nto bring you another bank notice. : 0,0:09:08.40,0:09:09.92,Default,,0,0,0,,This one'll be the last. : 0,0:09:10.00,0:09:13.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Every time I get a weak harvest\Nthey send me one of those. : 0,0:09:13.44,0:09:15.44,Default,,0,0,0,,They'll get their money soon enough. : 0,0:09:15.52,0:09:20.88,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a whole new shooting match now.\NThe bank's calling in everybody's debt. : 0,0:09:20.96,0:09:24.96,Default,,0,0,0,,They're losing money something fierce\Nwith all the cattlemen going under. : 0,0:09:25.04,0:09:27.32,Default,,0,0,0,,If they don't get their money\Nin three days, : 0,0:09:27.40,0:09:29.40,Default,,0,0,0,,they'll auction off Patch of Heaven. : 0,0:09:29.48,0:09:31.12,Default,,0,0,0,,What? : 0,0:09:31.20,0:09:32.68,Default,,0,0,0,,No. : 0,0:09:32.80,0:09:35.28,Default,,0,0,0,,But they can't take my place. : 0,0:09:35.36,0:09:38.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Why, I've been here\Nthrough twisters, blizzards... : 0,0:09:40.52,0:09:43.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Sam, this is my home. : 0,0:09:45.64,0:09:48.72,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry. I'm truly sorry. : 0,0:09:52.24,0:09:55.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry just ain't gonna save my farm. : 0,0:09:59.80,0:10:02.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Buck, I hope you're proud of yourself. : 0,0:10:02.88,0:10:06.24,Default,,0,0,0,,As a matter of fact, I am.\NThanks for checking. : 0,0:10:09.08,0:10:12.72,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, Pearl,\Nit don't have to be this way. : 0,0:10:12.80,0:10:15.52,Default,,0,0,0,,You've got the best livestock\Nin the county. : 0,0:10:15.60,0:10:19.20,Default,,0,0,0,,All you gotta do is just sell off\Na few of these critters... : 0,0:10:19.28,0:10:23.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop right there, Sam.\NThey're family. You don't sell family! : 0,0:10:23.80,0:10:25.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold your horses. : 0,0:10:25.12,0:10:29.60,Default,,0,0,0,,You git before I start using words\Nno good woman should ever use. : 0,0:10:29.68,0:10:32.04,Default,,0,0,0,,- Don't bust a gusset, woman!\N- Go on, Sam. : 0,0:10:32.12,0:10:35.48,Default,,0,0,0,,It is still my property.\NNow git! : 0,0:10:35.56,0:10:37.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I said, git! : 0,0:10:37.28,0:10:39.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I was just trying to help. : 0,0:10:48.60,0:10:52.08,Default,,0,0,0,,That sure took the starch\Nright out of me. : 0,0:11:01.96,0:11:03.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry, girls. : 0,0:11:04.76,0:11:07.92,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm just plum out of ideas. : 0,0:11:19.28,0:11:21.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I think we all know what happens now. : 0,0:11:22.04,0:11:24.56,Default,,0,0,0,,- Jeb, don't start!\N- Now we all get eaten. : 0,0:11:25.48,0:11:28.32,Default,,0,0,0,,What? You don't think\Npeople in town eat animals? : 0,0:11:28.40,0:11:30.96,Default,,0,0,0,,But who would eat a chicken? : 0,0:11:31.08,0:11:33.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, guys.\NThere must be something we can do. : 0,0:11:33.84,0:11:35.84,Default,,0,0,0,,What could we do? : 0,0:11:37.64,0:11:39.64,Default,,0,0,0,,This just isn't fair! : 0,0:11:39.76,0:11:43.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- Fair! Good call, Curly!\N- Ollie. : 0,0:11:43.72,0:11:45.80,Default,,0,0,0,,- Ollie.\N- What is? : 0,0:11:45.88,0:11:51.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, what would you say if I told you\Nthat you could win big money : 0,0:11:51.72,0:11:56.76,Default,,0,0,0,,and see beautiful downtown Chugwater\Nif you went to the county fair? : 0,0:11:58.24,0:12:02.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- Thank you for your input...\N- Come on, let the new cow talk! : 0,0:12:02.44,0:12:04.36,Default,,0,0,0,,New cow! : 0,0:12:05.44,0:12:09.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, Mrs. C.\NYou got a real good-looking bunch here. : 0,0:12:09.40,0:12:11.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I see some real potential! : 0,0:12:11.44,0:12:12.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Shucks! : 0,0:12:12.72,0:12:15.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, the fair is two weeks away.\NI say we go to town, : 0,0:12:15.92,0:12:19.68,Default,,0,0,0,,butter up that sheriff's horse,\Nand get him to give us more time. : 0,0:12:19.76,0:12:23.00,Default,,0,0,0,,- What are we waiting for? Let's go.\N- That's right. : 0,0:12:23.08,0:12:24.48,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you say, Caloway? : 0,0:12:24.56,0:12:27.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Absolutely not. : 0,0:12:27.24,0:12:31.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I won't abandon Pearl in her hour\Nof need for such a ridiculous plan. : 0,0:12:31.32,0:12:34.16,Default,,0,0,0,,She would be devastated\Nif she found us missing. : 0,0:12:34.24,0:12:36.72,Default,,0,0,0,,As far as I'm concerned,\Nthat's not an option. : 0,0:12:36.80,0:12:39.84,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, suit yourself. : 0,0:12:39.92,0:12:42.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, Grace,\Nwe've got a farm to save. : 0,0:12:46.00,0:12:48.92,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll have to excuse her.\NShe's just a little tense. : 0,0:12:49.00,0:12:52.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Tense! What's her specialty?\NSour cream? : 0,0:12:55.28,0:13:00.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Going to town!\NOf all the ill-conceived... : 0,0:13:02.96,0:13:07.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, don't look at me so crossly.\NI know what you're going to say. : 0,0:13:07.36,0:13:10.76,Default,,0,0,0,,That Maggie and Grace will need someone\Nwith my eye for detail : 0,0:13:10.84,0:13:13.24,Default,,0,0,0,,to keep them on the straight and narrow. : 0,0:13:14.84,0:13:17.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Say no more, I'll go. : 0,0:13:17.80,0:13:20.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, no mushy goodbyes,\Nmy little ones. : 0,0:13:20.64,0:13:24.44,Default,,0,0,0,,You know how I get\Nabout overly emotional displays. : 0,0:13:28.76,0:13:32.96,Default,,0,0,0,,What made you change your mind? : 0,0:13:33.04,0:13:35.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'd rather not talk about it.\N- It's a chick thing. : 0,0:13:39.08,0:13:42.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- Good luck, girls!\N- See ya! : 0,0:13:42.24,0:13:43.76,Default,,0,0,0,,- Bye!\N- They're stew meat. : 0,0:13:43.88,0:13:45.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Hurry back. : 0,0:13:59.20,0:14:03.96 }She'll be coming 'round the mountain{\i0}\N{\i1}She'll be coming 'round the mountain{\i0} : 0,0:14:04.04,0:14:05.84 }She'll be coming...{\i0} : 0,0:14:05.92,0:14:09.48,Default,,0,0,0,,She better hurry around that mountain.\NI can't take this much longer. : 0,0:14:09.56,0:14:11.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Maggie, may I be frank? : 0,0:14:11.92,0:14:14.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Only if you let me wear the hat. : 0,0:14:15.92,0:14:18.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Lowbrow remarks may work for you, : 0,0:14:18.60,0:14:22.00,Default,,0,0,0,,but we prefer the gentle approach. : 0,0:14:22.08,0:14:24.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, she better\Nstick a sock in it soon. : 0,0:14:24.56,0:14:27.48,Default,,0,0,0,,The vultures are starting to circle. : 0,0:14:28.88,0:14:31.00,Default,,0,0,0,,She's not dying! : 0,0:14:31.08,0:14:34.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You sure?\NWe could wait around. : 0,0:14:34.28,0:14:36.88 }...no, nothing{\i0}\N{\i1}When she sees Grandma{\i0} : 0,0:14:36.96,0:14:39.00 }No more food for her{\i0} : 0,0:14:39.08,0:14:40.84,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll keep you posted. : 0,0:14:40.92,0:14:43.92,Default,,0,0,0,,- False alarm, Clem.\N- Roger dodger. : 0,0:14:44.00,0:14:48.84,Default,,0,0,0,,How do we find the sheriff's office\Nwhen we get to town? : 0,0:14:48.92,0:14:52.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Elementary, my dear Grace.\NIf we find Buck, we find the sheriff. : 0,0:14:52.68,0:14:56.16,Default,,0,0,0,,That horse is a legend in his own mind. : 0,0:15:12.84,0:15:15.20,Default,,0,0,0,,So, you think you got the drop on me? : 0,0:15:15.28,0:15:16.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Think again! : 0,0:15:36.44,0:15:38.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Jump back. Kiss myself! : 0,0:15:39.64,0:15:42.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Earth to Buck! : 0,0:15:43.72,0:15:45.44,Default,,0,0,0,,It's your move. : 0,0:15:52.24,0:15:54.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Great. : 0,0:15:55.12,0:15:57.96,Default,,0,0,0,,You were sleep-fighting again.\NAlmost threw a shoe. : 0,0:15:58.04,0:15:59.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry. : 0,0:15:59.72,0:16:05.48,Default,,0,0,0,,It seems like all the other horses\Nare fighting bad guys and taking names. : 0,0:16:06.20,0:16:09.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Watch out, sucker!\NWho put this here? : 0,0:16:09.88,0:16:14.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Buck, this ain't no Dodge City,\Nbut we get our share of excitement. : 0,0:16:15.84,0:16:19.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Been waiting a long time\Nto give you this. : 0,0:16:19.28,0:16:20.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Telegram. : 0,0:16:21.08,0:16:23.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Howdy, Morris.\NWhat you got there? : 0,0:16:23.92,0:16:27.76,Default,,0,0,0,,"Got Evil Eye Joe. Stop.\NBringing him today. Stop. : 0,0:16:27.84,0:16:31.04,Default,,0,0,0,,"Have money ready.\NSigned, Rico." : 0,0:16:33.48,0:16:35.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Rico caught another one already. : 0,0:16:35.68,0:16:37.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Might as well give him\Nthe key to my safe. : 0,0:16:37.92,0:16:40.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Hear that, Rusty? Rico's coming. : 0,0:16:40.76,0:16:43.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. I'm old. I ain't deaf. : 0,0:16:43.52,0:16:47.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Boy, wouldn't that be the life?\NRiding with Rico. Cleaning up the West. : 0,0:16:47.44,0:16:49.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Kicking bad-guy behind! : 0,0:16:50.44,0:16:52.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Watch out, sucker! : 0,0:16:59.32,0:17:02.00,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, girls. We're going in. : 0,0:17:03.44,0:17:06.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, there's no fences. : 0,0:17:06.32,0:17:08.52,Default,,0,0,0,,What keeps the people from roaming? : 0,0:17:08.60,0:17:10.36,Default,,0,0,0,,They appear to be domesticated. : 0,0:17:10.44,0:17:12.84,Default,,0,0,0,,It doesn't feel dangerous at all. : 0,0:17:12.92,0:17:16.24,Default,,0,0,0,,It's perfectly safe.\NQuiet as the farm at milking time. : 0,0:17:16.84,0:17:19.04,Default,,0,0,0,,- What was that?\N- It's a gunfight. : 0,0:17:25.76,0:17:27.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hit the dirt.\N- Who lives like this? : 0,0:17:27.92,0:17:31.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- What do we do?\N- There's a star on that door. : 0,0:17:31.28,0:17:33.88,Default,,0,0,0,,That must be the sheriff's office.\NMove, lady! : 0,0:17:35.28,0:17:37.88 }Swivel your hips{\i0}\N{\i1}Give 'em a grind{\i0} : 0,0:17:37.96,0:17:41.48 }Shimmy, shake{\i0}\N{\i1}And leave your troubles behind{\i0} : 0,0:17:46.84,0:17:49.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Get those cows off the stage! : 0,0:17:50.60,0:17:53.28,Default,,0,0,0,,- Maybe we came at a bad time.\N- Charge! : 0,0:18:01.28,0:18:03.44,Default,,0,0,0,,How dare you! : 0,0:18:10.44,0:18:12.00,Default,,0,0,0,,- Daddy!\N- Son! : 0,0:18:18.60,0:18:19.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I say! : 0,0:18:22.36,0:18:23.52,Default,,0,0,0,,What did I do? : 0,0:18:28.08,0:18:29.64,Default,,0,0,0,,That does it! : 0,0:18:29.72,0:18:32.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Hoof it on out of here, ladies.\NGo on. : 0,0:18:32.92,0:18:36.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Come back! That was\Nthe best dang show we ever had. : 0,0:18:36.80,0:18:39.28,Default,,0,0,0,,You've been on the trail too long,\Nyou old coot. : 0,0:18:39.92,0:18:42.32,Default,,0,0,0,,What kind of sheriff's office is that? : 0,0:18:42.40,0:18:46.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Dancing girls, gambling...\NHow does he ever get any work done? : 0,0:18:46.32,0:18:50.80,Default,,0,0,0,,If that's the sheriff's office,\Nthis town rocks! : 0,0:18:52.00,0:18:55.36,Default,,0,0,0,,If it isn't three maids a milkin'! : 0,0:18:55.44,0:18:59.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You girls are a little far from home,\Naren't you? : 0,0:18:59.08,0:19:01.52,Default,,0,0,0,,If it isn't the phony express. : 0,0:19:01.60,0:19:04.36,Default,,0,0,0,,We want a word with you about this. : 0,0:19:05.96,0:19:07.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- What's that?\N- What is that? : 0,0:19:07.80,0:19:10.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I believe you left this on our farm. : 0,0:19:10.88,0:19:13.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait a minute... : 0,0:19:13.44,0:19:15.56,Default,,0,0,0,,The place went bankrupt. : 0,0:19:15.64,0:19:19.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- Your farm is history.\N- Don't you heifers get it? : 0,0:19:19.56,0:19:21.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold on, you two! : 0,0:19:21.24,0:19:25.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Give us two more weeks,\Nand we'll have at least 60 bucks... : 0,0:19:25.16,0:19:27.64,Default,,0,0,0,,You got three days to pay\Nor get on your way. : 0,0:19:27.72,0:19:29.68,Default,,0,0,0,,And 60 bucks don't cut it. : 0,0:19:29.76,0:19:31.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks like you need about... : 0,0:19:32.60,0:19:34.28,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd say... : 0,0:19:34.40,0:19:37.00,Default,,0,0,0,,750 of 'em. : 0,0:19:37.08,0:19:39.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Where are we gonna get all that money? : 0,0:19:39.60,0:19:43.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe Maggie can just\Npull it out of her ear. : 0,0:19:43.28,0:19:45.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Watch it, Caloway. : 0,0:19:51.48,0:19:52.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Rico! : 0,0:20:13.72,0:20:15.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Who is that? : 0,0:20:18.56,0:20:19.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry. : 0,0:20:22.44,0:20:25.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't you know a hero\Nwhen you see one? : 0,0:20:26.36,0:20:27.52,Default,,0,0,0,,That's Rico! : 0,0:20:27.60,0:20:30.56,Default,,0,0,0,,The best dang bounty hunter\Nthis side of the Pecos. : 0,0:20:30.64,0:20:35.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I could guess from here to tomorrow,\Nbut I don't know how you do it. : 0,0:20:36.24,0:20:38.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Where's my money? : 0,0:20:38.80,0:20:41.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I got it right here for you. : 0,0:20:41.12,0:20:43.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, they're giving away free money. : 0,0:20:44.80,0:20:46.84,Default,,0,0,0,,So, who else is out there? : 0,0:20:46.92,0:20:51.28,Default,,0,0,0,,The only varmint left is that lowdown,\Ngood-for-nothing Alameda Slim. : 0,0:20:51.36,0:20:53.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Cattle rustler. : 0,0:20:53.08,0:20:56.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- What's the bounty?\N- $750. : 0,0:20:57.72,0:20:59.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I got it! : 0,0:20:59.24,0:21:01.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't we nab that Alameda Slim : 0,0:21:01.80,0:21:04.44,Default,,0,0,0,,and use the reward money\Nto save the farm? : 0,0:21:04.52,0:21:07.20,Default,,0,0,0,,That is a sensible idea. : 0,0:21:07.28,0:21:09.28,Default,,0,0,0,,I knew you'd love it. : 0,0:21:10.36,0:21:12.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't they have sarcasm\Nwhere you come from? : 0,0:21:12.96,0:21:16.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Wake up and smell the alfalfa!\NIt's perfect. : 0,0:21:16.44,0:21:19.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna need a fresh horse. : 0,0:21:20.48,0:21:24.16,Default,,0,0,0,,A horse? Let me think... : 0,0:21:24.24,0:21:27.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I reckon you'd want a fast horse.\NReal fast? : 0,0:21:27.96,0:21:33.32,Default,,0,0,0,,He'd also have to be able to go for days\Nwithout food or drink. : 0,0:21:33.40,0:21:36.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Stealthy.\NSure-footed in any terrain. : 0,0:21:39.36,0:21:40.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at me! : 0,0:21:40.44,0:21:41.84,Default,,0,0,0,,What about that horse? : 0,0:21:41.92,0:21:44.16,Default,,0,0,0,,You mean Buck, here? : 0,0:21:44.24,0:21:49.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know. Buck's fast, all right.\NBut he's kind of a handful. : 0,0:21:49.96,0:21:51.12,Default,,0,0,0,,He'll do. : 0,0:21:52.12,0:21:53.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Suit yourself. : 0,0:21:54.96,0:21:55.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Rusty! : 0,0:21:56.04,0:22:00.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm wearing Rico's saddle.\NI'm wearing Rico's saddle! : 0,0:22:00.44,0:22:02.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Great, I'll leave you two alone. : 0,0:22:02.88,0:22:04.72,Default,,0,0,0,,No. : 0,0:22:04.80,0:22:08.48,Default,,0,0,0,,There's no way in heaven or earth\Nthat cows can catch an outlaw. : 0,0:22:08.56,0:22:13.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, all we've got to do is follow\Nthis chuck wagon to a cattle drive. : 0,0:22:14.64,0:22:18.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Then we let the bad guys come to us. : 0,0:22:19.44,0:22:23.52,Default,,0,0,0,,We've no reason to believe this\Nchuck wagon is headed to a cattle drive. : 0,0:22:23.60,0:22:26.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Tommy, have fun on that cattle drive! : 0,0:22:26.84,0:22:28.80,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, Dan. : 0,0:22:29.72,0:22:32.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I think it is headed\Ntoward a cattle drive... : 0,0:22:33.04,0:22:36.00,Default,,0,0,0,,We're not following this wagon\Nand that is final. : 0,0:22:36.08,0:22:38.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on. It'll be fun! : 0,0:22:39.80,0:22:42.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- Did you just hit me?\N- Kinda. : 0,0:22:42.24,0:22:44.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- Stop it!\N- Why? : 0,0:22:44.44,0:22:46.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Because I don't like it. : 0,0:22:56.92,0:22:58.84,Default,,0,0,0,,No, not the hat. : 0,0:22:58.92,0:23:00.92,Default,,0,0,0,,What about the hat? : 0,0:23:07.16,0:23:10.84,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, violence is not going\Nto solve anything. : 0,0:23:10.92,0:23:14.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't we all\Ntake a deep cleansing breath... : 0,0:23:18.28,0:23:20.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey now, mud wrestling. : 0,0:23:21.68,0:23:23.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Watch the saddle. : 0,0:23:27.76,0:23:30.20,Default,,0,0,0,,What in tarnation... : 0,0:23:30.28,0:23:34.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Maggie, for the last time,\NI will not be roped into this scheme. : 0,0:23:34.72,0:23:38.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, you crazy heifers. : 0,0:23:38.16,0:23:40.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Dagnabit. : 0,0:23:40.12,0:23:43.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, partner, curb your livestock. : 0,0:23:43.28,0:23:44.84,Default,,0,0,0,,This town is clean. : 0,0:23:49.36,0:23:52.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Not exactly what I had in mind,\Nbut this'll work. : 0,0:23:52.64,0:23:55.04,Default,,0,0,0,,It doesn't work for me. : 0,0:23:55.12,0:23:57.48 }Adios.{\i0} Take care of Rico now! : 0,0:24:00.28,0:24:02.32 }Hasta la vista,{\i0} heifers! : 0,0:24:07.60,0:24:10.56 }Give me a home{\i0} : 0,0:24:10.64,0:24:13.72 }Where the buffalo roam{\i0} : 0,0:24:15.68,0:24:20.04 }And the antelope play{\i0} : 0,0:24:20.12,0:24:23.04 }Where seldom is heard{\i0} : 0,0:24:23.12,0:24:25.96 }A discouraging word{\i0} : 0,0:24:26.04,0:24:30.92 }And the skies are not cloudy{\i0}\N{\i1}All day{\i0} : 0,0:24:34.00,0:24:37.36 }Home, home on the range...{\i0} : 0,0:24:37.44,0:24:38.72,Default,,0,0,0,,What was that? : 0,0:24:38.80,0:24:41.40,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a farm auction, ladies. : 0,0:24:41.48,0:24:44.72,Default,,0,0,0,,That's the last of the furniture.\NFinal item to be auctioned : 0,0:24:44.80,0:24:49.20,Default,,0,0,0,,is this piece of real property,\Nknown heretofore as the Dixon Farm. : 0,0:24:49.28,0:24:51.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Do I hear... : 0,0:24:53.20,0:24:56.12,Default,,0,0,0,,What's going to happen to the cow\Nwho lived there? : 0,0:24:56.20,0:24:58.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- She'll be okay.\N- How do you know? : 0,0:24:58.80,0:25:00.04,Default,,0,0,0,,You're looking at her. : 0,0:25:00.12,0:25:01.96,Default,,0,0,0,,This was your farm? : 0,0:25:03.80,0:25:07.36,Default,,0,0,0,,We had like a family, too. : 0,0:25:07.48,0:25:10.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- What happened?\N- Alameda Slim happened. : 0,0:25:18.28,0:25:20.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Sold to Mr. Yancy O'Del. : 0,0:25:20.76,0:25:23.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Pleasure doing business with you. : 0,0:25:38.16,0:25:39.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Cattle drive. Told ya. : 0,0:25:39.68,0:25:42.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- You both owe me a dollar.\N- Step lightly, girls. : 0,0:25:42.32,0:25:46.16,Default,,0,0,0,,The male of the species\Ncan be extremely hostile. : 0,0:25:46.24,0:25:50.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, Caloway. It's not like\Nthey haven't seen a cow before. : 0,0:25:52.60,0:25:54.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Barry! : 0,0:25:56.08,0:25:58.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Check it out. : 0,0:25:58.72,0:26:00.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Dairy cows! : 0,0:26:02.12,0:26:03.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi, how's it going? : 0,0:26:04.72,0:26:07.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello. Let me guess,\Nyou're a Taurus. : 0,0:26:07.92,0:26:11.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Just keep moving\Nand avoid eye contact. : 0,0:26:12.96,0:26:16.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Pardon me, but what are three\Nlovely ladies like you... : 0,0:26:16.60,0:26:18.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Doing on a drive like this? : 0,0:26:19.00,0:26:21.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Just ignore them\Nand perhaps they'll go away. : 0,0:26:21.60,0:26:24.84,Default,,0,0,0,,They seem like nice guys.\NMaybe they can help us. : 0,0:26:24.92,0:26:26.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure, we can help you. : 0,0:26:26.92,0:26:29.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe we can help each other? : 0,0:26:31.48,0:26:35.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, lover-bull,\Nwe're here strictly on business. : 0,0:26:35.20,0:26:38.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Sounds pretty exciting.\NWhat kind of business? : 0,0:26:38.76,0:26:43.04,Default,,0,0,0,,We're looking for a cattle rustler\Nnamed Alameda Slim. : 0,0:26:43.12,0:26:45.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It doesn't hurt to ask. : 0,0:26:45.20,0:26:46.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Slim? : 0,0:26:46.96,0:26:51.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Why, Slim's just a scary bedtime story\Nto get little calves to behave. : 0,0:26:56.92,0:26:59.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- What was that?\N- It must be Slim and the Willies. : 0,0:26:59.68,0:27:01.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Slim and the Willies! : 0,0:27:01.28,0:27:04.20,Default,,0,0,0,,No worry, darlin'. I'll protect you. : 0,0:27:04.28,0:27:07.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You have exactly two seconds\Nto remove your hoof : 0,0:27:07.08,0:27:09.12,Default,,0,0,0,,before I snap it off at the knee. : 0,0:27:09.20,0:27:12.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, ma'am,\NI thought you were the blonde. : 0,0:27:16.80,0:27:19.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, girls.\NIt's time to lose these ropes. : 0,0:27:21.92,0:27:24.60,Default,,0,0,0,,- Maggie, I'm stuck.\N- Look out! : 0,0:27:32.44,0:27:35.88,Default,,0,0,0,,It's payback time. Cover me! : 0,0:27:35.96,0:27:38.12,Default,,0,0,0,,- With what?\N- Howdy, Slim! : 0,0:27:38.20,0:27:40.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Be quiet, you fools.\NWe've got work to do. : 0,0:27:40.88,0:27:42.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen up. : 0,0:27:42.84,0:27:47.04,Default,,0,0,0,,There are crooks in this here West,\Nwho have claimed to be the best : 0,0:27:47.12,0:27:50.16,Default,,0,0,0,,and they think they wrote the book\Non how to rustle. : 0,0:27:51.24,0:27:54.72,Default,,0,0,0,,As good as they may be,\Nnot a one's as good as me. : 0,0:27:54.80,0:27:58.32 }And I barely have to move{\i0}\N{\i1}A single muscle{\i0} : 0,0:27:58.40,0:28:02.96 }They call me mean, boys{\i0}\N{\i1}Depraved and nasty too{\i0} : 0,0:28:03.04,0:28:07.84 }And they ain't seen, boys{\i0}\N{\i1}The cruelest thing I do{\i0} : 0,0:28:07.92,0:28:09.44 }You see, I...{\i0} : 0,0:28:13.24,0:28:16.52 }The sweetest way of rustlin'{\i0}\N{\i1}Yet devised{\i0} : 0,0:28:16.60,0:28:17.64 }'Cause when I...{\i0} : 0,0:28:21.12,0:28:24.92 }Why lookee how them cows{\i0}\N{\i1}Get hypnotized{\i0} : 0,0:28:25.00,0:28:26.80 }- He don't prod{\i0}\N{\i1}- He don't yell{\i0} : 0,0:28:26.88,0:28:28.60 }Still he drives them dogies well{\i0} : 0,0:28:28.68,0:28:33.12 }Which ain't easy when your chaps{\i0}\N{\i1}Are labeled XXXXL{\i0} : 0,0:28:33.20,0:28:36.24 }If you're looking{\i0}\N{\i1}From a bovine point of view{\i0} : 0,0:28:36.32,0:28:37.64 }I sure can...{\i0} : 0,0:28:45.76,0:28:50.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Here we go, boys!\N5,000 cattle in the side pocket. : 0,0:29:18.40,0:29:22.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Maggie, Mrs. Caloway.\NSnap out of it! : 0,0:29:22.80,0:29:26.00 }The sound that cattle{\i0}\N{\i1}Truly take to heart{\i0} : 0,0:29:26.08,0:29:27.56 }Yeah, I can...{\i0} : 0,0:29:30.52,0:29:33.76 }And smack my big ol' rump{\i0}\N{\i1}If that ain't art{\i0} : 0,0:29:33.84,0:29:36.28 }- He don't rope{\i0}\N{\i1}- Not a chance{\i0} : 0,0:29:36.36,0:29:38.28 }He just puts 'em in a trance{\i0} : 0,0:29:38.36,0:29:42.56 }He's a pioneer Pied Piper{\i0}\N{\i1}In ten-gallon underpants{\i0} : 0,0:29:42.64,0:29:45.52 }I'm the real rip-roarin' deal{\i0}\N{\i1}To those who moo{\i0} : 0,0:29:45.60,0:29:47.32 }Thanks to my...{\i0} : 0,0:29:50.76,0:29:53.56 }I got cattle out the old wazoo!{\i0} : 0,0:29:53.64,0:29:55.36 }'Cause I can...{\i0} : 0,0:30:20.08,0:30:24.04,Default,,0,0,0,,You just been a second earlier,\Nyou'd a had that rustler dead to rights. : 0,0:30:24.12,0:30:26.32,Default,,0,0,0,,You boys see anything\Nbefore I got here? : 0,0:30:26.40,0:30:29.72,Default,,0,0,0,,We sure did.\NWe were just setting down to supper, : 0,0:30:29.80,0:30:32.80,Default,,0,0,0,,when all of a sudden\Nthe lights went out. : 0,0:30:32.88,0:30:37.44,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, what part of "cover me"\Ndidn't we understand? : 0,0:30:37.52,0:30:39.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- You guys okay?\N- I don't know. : 0,0:30:39.56,0:30:41.92,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel like I was dreaming. : 0,0:30:42.00,0:30:46.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Slim started singing and all of a sudden\NI lost track of everything. : 0,0:30:46.24,0:30:48.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Singing?\NThat didn't sound like singing to me. : 0,0:30:48.84,0:30:52.08,Default,,0,0,0,,And you know I have perfect pitch. : 0,0:30:52.16,0:30:54.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Grace, about your perfect pitch... : 0,0:30:54.28,0:30:56.88,Default,,0,0,0,,- Not now.\N- All right, show's over! : 0,0:30:58.16,0:31:01.36,Default,,0,0,0,,You're interfering\Nwith official police business. : 0,0:31:01.44,0:31:04.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Be right with you, big guy! : 0,0:31:04.20,0:31:07.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Buck is on the case, you know. : 0,0:31:07.28,0:31:10.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't embarrass me\Nin front of my partner, please! : 0,0:31:10.96,0:31:13.36,Default,,0,0,0,,You and he are partners? : 0,0:31:14.56,0:31:16.48,Default,,0,0,0,,How does that work exactly? : 0,0:31:16.60,0:31:20.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, do you get to ride him\Non odd days, or even? : 0,0:31:20.28,0:31:23.04,Default,,0,0,0,,He chose me specifically\Nbecause I have skills : 0,0:31:23.12,0:31:26.04,Default,,0,0,0,,that are essential\Nto capturing our quarry. : 0,0:31:38.32,0:31:40.32,Default,,0,0,0,,You boys headed back to town? : 0,0:31:40.40,0:31:43.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, sir. We gotta go file\Na report with the sheriff. : 0,0:31:43.28,0:31:47.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Give him back his horse.\NThis one's too skittish around cows. : 0,0:31:47.48,0:31:51.16,Default,,0,0,0,,And that, girls,\Nis what makes me and Rico : 0,0:31:51.24,0:31:55.48,Default,,0,0,0,,equal parts of one lean, mean,\Ncrime-fighting... : 0,0:31:59.40,0:32:00.88,Default,,0,0,0,,...machine? : 0,0:32:03.36,0:32:05.72,Default,,0,0,0,,There it is, then. : 0,0:32:06.44,0:32:10.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, stud... : 0,0:32:10.12,0:32:11.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm no professional, : 0,0:32:11.56,0:32:16.88,Default,,0,0,0,,but I'd say the only{\i1} mano y mano{\i0}\Nyou'll be doing is in your dreams. : 0,0:32:16.96,0:32:20.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Look out, Buck!\NHe's making a move on your left flank. : 0,0:32:22.32,0:32:24.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Leave that poor animal alone. : 0,0:32:27.40,0:32:29.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I realize you're very upset, : 0,0:32:29.64,0:32:33.00,Default,,0,0,0,,but if you'd like to join our group\Nand help us bring in Slim, : 0,0:32:33.08,0:32:35.04,Default,,0,0,0,,we'd be happy to have you. : 0,0:32:35.12,0:32:39.16,Default,,0,0,0,,However, there are a few\Nanger management issues : 0,0:32:39.24,0:32:40.96,Default,,0,0,0,,we need to discuss. : 0,0:32:41.04,0:32:45.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I wouldn't help you bossy bovines\Nif my life depended on it. : 0,0:32:45.44,0:32:48.40,Default,,0,0,0,,See, that's just what I'm talking about. : 0,0:32:48.48,0:32:50.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Bye. : 0,0:32:52.76,0:32:55.32,Default,,0,0,0,,"Come on, girls.\NLet's go get Slim." : 0,0:32:55.40,0:32:57.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Cud-chewing heifers! : 0,0:32:57.52,0:33:01.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I can catch that Slim\Nwith one hoof tied behind my back. : 0,0:33:01.64,0:33:04.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait a minute. Why don't I? : 0,0:33:05.16,0:33:08.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Partner or no partner,\Nthat's what I'll do. : 0,0:33:14.44,0:33:16.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Forget it! : 0,0:33:16.24,0:33:18.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Definitely bipolar. : 0,0:33:18.12,0:33:20.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Move it, sister,\Nhero passing on the left! : 0,0:33:20.44,0:33:23.32,Default,,0,0,0,,- Watch it!\N- Where are you going, hot foot? : 0,0:33:23.44,0:33:27.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna go nab that rustler,\Nand show Rico I got what it takes. : 0,0:33:27.28,0:33:30.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Say goodbye to your farm, girls,\N'cause Slim is mine. : 0,0:33:30.80,0:33:33.20,Default,,0,0,0,,It's hero time.\NWatch out, now! : 0,0:33:33.32,0:33:36.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Get back.\NJump back, kiss myself! : 0,0:33:37.72,0:33:40.16,Default,,0,0,0,,This is a fine kettle of fish. : 0,0:33:40.24,0:33:42.24,Default,,0,0,0,,How can we compete with that? : 0,0:33:42.32,0:33:46.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at the bright side, Mrs. C.\NDon't forget about our secret weapon. : 0,0:33:47.00,0:33:48.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Secret weapon? : 0,0:33:48.48,0:33:50.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Who better to catch a cattle thief\Nthan a cow? : 0,0:33:50.96,0:33:54.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Even you can't argue\Nwith that kind of logic. : 0,0:33:54.80,0:33:56.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, maybe you can. : 0,0:33:56.52,0:34:01.04,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, Grace,\NMaggie does so love your singing. : 0,0:34:01.12,0:34:03.88,Default,,0,0,0,,- How about a song?\N- I'll get you for this. : 0,0:34:10.32,0:34:14.72,Default,,0,0,0,,5,000 Texas Longhorns!\NNot bad for one night's work. : 0,0:34:15.48,0:34:17.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Pick a color. : 0,0:34:17.56,0:34:20.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I said, "Not bad for one night's work." : 0,0:34:21.96,0:34:23.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you. : 0,0:34:23.40,0:34:25.76,Default,,0,0,0,,And judging by the earmark, : 0,0:34:25.84,0:34:29.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd say these are the last\Nof Big Mike Donald's herd. : 0,0:34:29.48,0:34:31.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Big Mike Donald had a farm? : 0,0:34:35.32,0:34:37.88,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right. He had a farm. : 0,0:34:37.96,0:34:40.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Now that all his cash cows\Nhave disappeared : 0,0:34:40.80,0:34:42.88,Default,,0,0,0,,that poor sap's gonna be flat broke. : 0,0:34:42.96,0:34:45.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Perfect time\Nfor a certain upstanding landowner : 0,0:34:45.68,0:34:48.64,Default,,0,0,0,,to step in and take all the land. : 0,0:34:48.72,0:34:52.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- Who are you?\N- What did you do with Uncle Slim? : 0,0:34:52.24,0:34:54.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Put up your dukes,\NMr. Fancy Britches. : 0,0:34:56.32,0:34:58.08,Default,,0,0,0,,It's me. Hello. : 0,0:34:58.16,0:35:03.24,Default,,0,0,0,,This is the disguise I use to sneak into\Nthem auctions and buy all the land. : 0,0:35:03.32,0:35:05.36,Default,,0,0,0,,You brainless, monotone monkeys. : 0,0:35:05.44,0:35:08.64,Default,,0,0,0,,You gotta be the richest land baron\Nin the West. : 0,0:35:09.48,0:35:12.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, but the part\Nthat really warms my heart, : 0,0:35:12.60,0:35:16.00,Default,,0,0,0,,is watching those homesteaders suffer. : 0,0:35:17.76,0:35:21.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Back in the day, I worked the\Nhighfalutinest ranches you ever seen. : 0,0:35:21.88,0:35:26.16,Default,,0,0,0,,But those stuck-up ranch bosses\Ncouldn't appreciate my talents. : 0,0:35:26.24,0:35:28.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe they just didn't like\Nyour singing. : 0,0:35:30.28,0:35:32.24,Default,,0,0,0,,My singing? : 0,0:35:33.44,0:35:35.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Songbirds sing. : 0,0:35:35.96,0:35:38.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Saloon gals sing. : 0,0:35:38.64,0:35:42.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Little bitty snot-nosed children sing! : 0,0:35:42.88,0:35:46.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I yodel and yodeling is an art. : 0,0:35:46.96,0:35:49.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe they just\Ndidn't like your yodeling. : 0,0:35:53.16,0:35:55.40,Default,,0,0,0,,He didn't mean it, Uncle Slim. : 0,0:35:55.48,0:35:58.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Everybody likes yodeling. : 0,0:35:58.92,0:36:04.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Why, it's one of the funniest,\Ncornball, goofy, silly sounds : 0,0:36:04.56,0:36:06.44,Default,,0,0,0,,in the whole West. : 0,0:36:07.52,0:36:10.04,Default,,0,0,0,,PATCH OF HEAVEN : 0,0:36:14.64,0:36:17.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Am I correct in assuming\Nthat each and every time : 0,0:36:17.88,0:36:20.68,Default,,0,0,0,,we brought a herd back\Nto this secret lair, : 0,0:36:20.76,0:36:24.16,Default,,0,0,0,,you've managed to sit\Nin the exact same spot, : 0,0:36:24.24,0:36:28.08,Default,,0,0,0,,blocking that choice\Npiece of property from my view? : 0,0:36:28.16,0:36:31.12,Default,,0,0,0,,This is my comfy place. : 0,0:36:32.32,0:36:33.80,Default,,0,0,0,,What? : 0,0:36:35.00,0:36:37.04,Default,,0,0,0,,It's called Patch of Heaven. : 0,0:36:37.12,0:36:39.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Goes on auction Thursday morning. : 0,0:36:39.76,0:36:41.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Perfect. Pencil it in. : 0,0:36:41.96,0:36:44.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Thursday morning.\NRight after we sell off this herd. : 0,0:36:44.96,0:36:47.48,Default,,0,0,0,,But it's just a little ol' dirt farm. : 0,0:36:47.60,0:36:49.16,Default,,0,0,0,,What's the difference? : 0,0:36:49.24,0:36:51.52,Default,,0,0,0,,When you're talking revenge, : 0,0:36:51.60,0:36:55.76,Default,,0,0,0,,every last acre counts. : 0,0:37:11.88,0:37:15.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't get it.\NWeren't the cows supposed to come back? : 0,0:37:15.48,0:37:18.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Daddy, what's going to happen\Nif they don't come back? : 0,0:37:18.80,0:37:20.92,Default,,0,0,0,,But they are coming back. : 0,0:37:21.00,0:37:23.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Hogwash. We all know\Nthey're never coming back. : 0,0:37:23.84,0:37:25.36,Default,,0,0,0,,What? : 0,0:37:26.64,0:37:29.24,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't know that. : 0,0:37:29.32,0:37:31.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Everybody knows that bovines : 0,0:37:31.44,0:37:34.96,Default,,0,0,0,,are the most intelligent,\Ncrafty animals in the West. : 0,0:37:35.04,0:37:36.64,Default,,0,0,0,,He's right, you know. : 0,0:37:36.72,0:37:40.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Doesn't take a cow to figure out\Nthey saw the writing on the wall, : 0,0:37:40.96,0:37:43.40,Default,,0,0,0,,and flown the coop\Nwhile the getting was good. : 0,0:37:43.48,0:37:44.44,Default,,0,0,0,,What? : 0,0:37:44.52,0:37:47.52,Default,,0,0,0,,No! They tricked us.\NAnd deserted us! : 0,0:37:47.60,0:37:49.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Run for your life! : 0,0:37:50.00,0:37:53.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me! : 0,0:37:53.16,0:37:54.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me! : 0,0:38:00.72,0:38:03.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's not forget\Nwho we're talking about. : 0,0:38:04.56,0:38:08.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Remember when Grace helped you\Nfigure out why you crossed the road? : 0,0:38:10.00,0:38:14.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Mrs. Caloway knew what to do when\Nyour head got stuck in that spittoon. : 0,0:38:14.36,0:38:15.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Get off my case! : 0,0:38:15.80,0:38:18.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Maggie was gonna make us all winners. : 0,0:38:18.92,0:38:24.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I truly believe there ain't nothing\Nthose three cows can't do. : 0,0:38:33.12,0:38:36.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Whatever they're gonna do,\Nthey better do it soon. : 0,0:38:37.08,0:38:39.84,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm so very sorry, Pearl. : 0,0:38:41.28,0:38:44.28,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a real shame. It is. : 0,0:38:50.76,0:38:55.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know what's worse,\Nlosing my farm to the highest bidder : 0,0:38:55.64,0:39:01.12,Default,,0,0,0,,or knowing that my girls are lost\Nand alone out there. : 0,0:39:06.56,0:39:07.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, girls. : 0,0:39:07.64,0:39:11.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Either I'm getting good at this\Nor his scent is getting stronger. : 0,0:39:11.72,0:39:12.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Go get him. : 0,0:39:12.96,0:39:15.76,Default,,0,0,0,,- Look out, Slim.\N- No, it can't be. : 0,0:39:15.84,0:39:17.36,Default,,0,0,0,,We're on your trail. : 0,0:39:39.68,0:39:42.28,Default,,0,0,0,,This has "Buck" written all over it. : 0,0:39:42.40,0:39:45.28,Default,,0,0,0,,We're not going to let\Nthis dumb old trick stop us. : 0,0:39:45.40,0:39:49.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Sooner or later, all these paths\Nwill hook up and then... : 0,0:39:50.28,0:39:52.04,Default,,0,0,0,,No, the tracks! : 0,0:39:52.16,0:39:54.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Hurry up, girls.\NDon't lose that trail. : 0,0:39:54.40,0:39:57.64,Default,,0,0,0,,What trail? I can't see anything. : 0,0:39:59.36,0:40:01.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Look out! : 0,0:40:04.56,0:40:08.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Flash flood! Get to high ground. : 0,0:41:03.04,0:41:05.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, girls, we can't give up. : 0,0:41:05.36,0:41:07.04,Default,,0,0,0,,That's enough. : 0,0:41:07.12,0:41:08.80,Default,,0,0,0,,The minute this lets up, : 0,0:41:08.88,0:41:11.88,Default,,0,0,0,,we're heading straight home\Nto Patch of Heaven. : 0,0:41:11.96,0:41:14.80,Default,,0,0,0,,What about catching Slim\Nand collecting the reward? : 0,0:41:14.88,0:41:17.64,Default,,0,0,0,,We never had a prayer of catching Slim. : 0,0:41:17.72,0:41:19.32,Default,,0,0,0,,This whole ridiculous plan : 0,0:41:19.40,0:41:23.52,Default,,0,0,0,,is just so you can get revenge\Non those cattle rustlers. : 0,0:41:23.60,0:41:26.80,Default,,0,0,0,,For your information, Duchess, : 0,0:41:26.92,0:41:30.16,Default,,0,0,0,,this whole ridiculous plan\Nis about us saving our farm. : 0,0:41:30.24,0:41:33.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Our farm might've had a fighting chance\Nuntil you came along. : 0,0:41:34.04,0:41:35.72,Default,,0,0,0,,What's that supposed to mean? : 0,0:41:35.80,0:41:39.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Strutting around\Nwith your vulgar show cow behavior. : 0,0:41:39.32,0:41:40.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I was just... : 0,0:41:40.56,0:41:43.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Wasting our time\Non your foolish plans. : 0,0:41:43.16,0:41:47.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Patch of Heaven has survived\Nevery hardship nature can dish out. : 0,0:41:47.44,0:41:52.52,Default,,0,0,0,,But you are the biggest catastrophe\Nto ever hit our farm. : 0,0:41:52.60,0:41:54.68,Default,,0,0,0,,If that's the way you feel about it, : 0,0:41:54.76,0:41:57.00,Default,,0,0,0,,maybe we should just go\Nour separate ways. : 0,0:41:57.12,0:41:59.16,Default,,0,0,0,,That's the first good idea you've had. : 0,0:41:59.24,0:42:00.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine! : 0,0:42:13.60,0:42:14.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine. : 0,0:42:14.88,0:42:19.36,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not like your farm was ever\Ngonna feel like home to me anyway. : 0,0:42:36.64,0:42:41.56 }Rain is pouring down{\i0}\N{\i1}Like the heavens are hurting{\i0} : 0,0:42:41.64,0:42:47.40 }Seems like it's been dark{\i0}\N{\i1}Since the devil knows when{\i0} : 0,0:42:47.48,0:42:53.24 }How do you go on{\i0}\N{\i1}Never knowing for certain{\i0} : 0,0:42:53.32,0:42:57.28 }Will the sun ever shine again{\i0} : 0,0:42:58.08,0:43:03.60 }Feels like it's been years{\i0}\N{\i1}Since it started to thunder{\i0} : 0,0:43:03.68,0:43:08.92 }Clouds are camping out{\i0}\N{\i1}In the valley and glen{\i0} : 0,0:43:09.00,0:43:14.80 }How do you go on{\i0}\N{\i1}When you can't help but wonder{\i0} : 0,0:43:14.88,0:43:19.84 }Will the sun ever shine again?{\i0} : 0,0:43:19.92,0:43:25.36 }What if the rain keeps falling{\i0} : 0,0:43:25.44,0:43:30.60 }What if the sky stays gray{\i0} : 0,0:43:30.68,0:43:35.68 }What if the winds keep squalling{\i0} : 0,0:43:37.00,0:43:41.60 }And never go away{\i0} : 0,0:43:41.68,0:43:46.88 }Maybe soon the storm{\i0}\N{\i1}Will be tired of blowing{\i0} : 0,0:43:46.96,0:43:51.80 }Maybe soon it all will be over{\i0}\N{\i1}Amen{\i0} : 0,0:43:51.88,0:43:57.76 }How do you go on{\i0}\N{\i1}If there's no way of knowin'{\i0} : 0,0:43:57.84,0:44:00.84 }Will the sun ever shine{\i0} : 0,0:44:00.92,0:44:04.48 }Wish I could say{\i0} : 0,0:44:04.56,0:44:10.04 }Send me a sign{\i0}\N{\i1}One little ray{\i0} : 0,0:44:10.12,0:44:16.80 }Lord, if you're listening{\i0}\N{\i1}How long until then{\i0} : 0,0:44:19.00,0:44:24.40 }Will the sun ever shine again{\i0} : 0,0:45:01.00,0:45:03.00,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wake up.\N- Check, please. : 0,0:45:13.12,0:45:15.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Tasted a lot better in my sleep. : 0,0:45:16.32,0:45:18.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I suppose you'll be off now. : 0,0:45:19.52,0:45:21.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Where will you go? : 0,0:45:21.20,0:45:23.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Probably check out the Grand Canyon. : 0,0:45:23.84,0:45:25.88,Default,,0,0,0,,See Utah before I die. : 0,0:45:25.96,0:45:27.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait a minute, where's Grace? : 0,0:45:28.08,0:45:30.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi, there.\NBoy, am I glad you guys are up. : 0,0:45:30.92,0:45:32.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Come look at this. : 0,0:45:32.40,0:45:35.56,Default,,0,0,0,,What on earth?\NWhere did this come from? : 0,0:45:35.64,0:45:39.84,Default,,0,0,0,,It's green, it's leafy and it's free.\NShut up and eat. : 0,0:45:39.92,0:45:42.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Good morning.\NI see you tucked into your appetizer. : 0,0:45:43.00,0:45:45.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Never knew a pretty lady\Nwithout an appetite. : 0,0:45:45.52,0:45:47.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Now see here, you ruffian... : 0,0:45:47.60,0:45:49.96,Default,,0,0,0,,He's not a ruffian. : 0,0:45:50.04,0:45:54.36,Default,,0,0,0,,He's a genuine desert shaman.\NOur very own wise man. : 0,0:45:54.48,0:45:57.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Shaman, chef, chief cook\Nand bottle washer. : 0,0:45:57.16,0:45:59.92,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a jackrabbit of all trades\Nand at your service. : 0,0:46:00.00,0:46:02.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Folks around these parts\Ncall me "Lucky Jack." : 0,0:46:03.48,0:46:07.84,Default,,0,0,0,,They used to come from miles around\Nfor one rub of my lucky rabbit's foot. : 0,0:46:08.48,0:46:09.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Dagnabit! : 0,0:46:13.88,0:46:16.36,Default,,0,0,0,,This happens all the time.\NNow where was I? : 0,0:46:17.48,0:46:18.92 }Voilà.{\i0} : 0,0:46:19.00,0:46:23.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Now let me just get this on the fire\Nand it'll be ready directly. : 0,0:46:26.08,0:46:30.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, we don't eat meat.\NIt's kinda like a professional courtesy. : 0,0:46:30.12,0:46:32.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Perhaps we'll dine with you\Nsome other time. : 0,0:46:32.60,0:46:36.84,Default,,0,0,0,,You see, Grace and I are returning\Nto our farm to say our last goodbyes. : 0,0:46:37.84,0:46:39.72,Default,,0,0,0,,We need closure. : 0,0:46:39.80,0:46:42.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I can sympathize there, sister,\NI truly can. : 0,0:46:42.32,0:46:45.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Until recently, I too had a home.\NEcho Mine, it was called. : 0,0:46:45.96,0:46:50.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Us jackrabbits lived there\Nfor generation after generation. : 0,0:46:51.16,0:46:54.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Till some land-grabbing bandit\Nmoved in, : 0,0:46:54.64,0:46:58.32,Default,,0,0,0,,and flushed us out\Nlike yesterday's oatmeal. : 0,0:47:00.04,0:47:02.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse us, my good fellow.\NWe must be on our way... : 0,0:47:02.80,0:47:04.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait! There he is! : 0,0:47:10.80,0:47:12.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Slim! : 0,0:47:12.08,0:47:16.76,Default,,0,0,0,,You mean this no-good varmint\Nis hiding out in Echo Mine right now? : 0,0:47:16.84,0:47:19.56,Default,,0,0,0,,- Without a doubt.\N- What are you thinking? : 0,0:47:19.64,0:47:24.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I got a score to settle with that\Nrhinestone fat boy, and nothing to lose. : 0,0:47:24.68,0:47:27.48,Default,,0,0,0,,It'll be dangerous going after Slim\Nall by yourself. : 0,0:47:27.56,0:47:30.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, I got the rabbit. : 0,0:47:30.96,0:47:34.12,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not all you got.\NYou got us. : 0,0:47:34.20,0:47:36.08,Default,,0,0,0,,No. : 0,0:47:36.16,0:47:39.92,Default,,0,0,0,,We are sticking to our plan,\Nand going home. : 0,0:47:40.00,0:47:41.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold on, you two. : 0,0:47:41.84,0:47:45.92,Default,,0,0,0,,As strange as this sounds,\NGrace is actually making sense. : 0,0:47:46.00,0:47:47.88,Default,,0,0,0,,- Thank you.\N- You want the money. : 0,0:47:47.96,0:47:52.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to get even. The three of us go\Nand we're sure to get him. : 0,0:47:52.28,0:47:54.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Once you collect the reward, : 0,0:47:54.12,0:47:58.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll walk out your front gate\Nand stay out forever. : 0,0:47:58.16,0:47:59.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Deal? : 0,0:48:00.88,0:48:04.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Your powers of persuasion are uncanny. : 0,0:48:04.84,0:48:05.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Deal. : 0,0:48:05.88,0:48:09.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Bovine bounty hunters.\NNow I've seen everything. : 0,0:48:09.48,0:48:11.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's get moving, ladies. : 0,0:48:11.32,0:48:13.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Time for an underground smackdown. : 0,0:48:16.84,0:48:20.60 }Out in the land{\i0}\N{\i1}Where the heroes meet their makers{\i0} : 0,0:48:20.68,0:48:24.40 }Out in the land{\i0}\N{\i1}Where the hale and hearty fall{\i0} : 0,0:48:24.48,0:48:26.60 }Out where the fearless{\i0}\N{\i1}Get the shudders{\i0} : 0,0:48:26.68,0:48:29.56 }Justice is here{\i0}\N{\i1}And it's wearing udders{\i0} : 0,0:48:29.68,0:48:31.84 }The cows are walking tall{\i0} : 0,0:48:31.92,0:48:34.48 }Home, this ain't it, pal{\i0}\N{\i1}Home, home on the range{\i0} : 0,0:48:34.56,0:48:36.64 }Home, home{\i0}\N{\i1}Better go git, pal{\i0} : 0,0:48:36.72,0:48:39.84 }Home, home on the range{\i0} : 0,0:48:39.92,0:48:43.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, boys,\Nlet's go through it one last time. : 0,0:48:43.96,0:48:44.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Who am I? : 0,0:48:45.00,0:48:46.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Uncle Slim? : 0,0:48:46.56,0:48:48.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Correct! : 0,0:48:48.56,0:48:51.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, I put on my hat, : 0,0:48:51.64,0:48:54.40,Default,,0,0,0,,then I put on my spectacles. : 0,0:48:54.48,0:48:57.16,Default,,0,0,0,,- Who are you?\N- Where's Uncle Slim? : 0,0:48:58.52,0:49:00.24,Default,,0,0,0,,It's still me! : 0,0:49:00.32,0:49:03.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Can't you stupid sack of hammers\Nget it right? : 0,0:49:04.24,0:49:06.68,Default,,0,0,0,,The ever punctual Mr. Weasely. : 0,0:49:07.44,0:49:12.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, everybody make way for the big man\Nin black market livestock. : 0,0:49:21.84,0:49:23.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Who are you? : 0,0:49:24.40,0:49:27.84,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, move it, Bessie,\Nor I'll tan your hides right here. : 0,0:49:28.60,0:49:30.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Watch the suit! : 0,0:49:30.76,0:49:32.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Feast your eyes. : 0,0:49:32.16,0:49:36.36,Default,,0,0,0,,5,000 cows on the barrel head,\Nas promised. : 0,0:49:36.44,0:49:38.44,Default,,0,0,0,,The name's Wesley. : 0,0:49:38.52,0:49:40.52,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you say we get a move on : 0,0:49:40.60,0:49:43.84,Default,,0,0,0,,and load these cash cows\Nonto the train A-S-A-P? : 0,0:49:43.92,0:49:46.04,Default,,0,0,0,,- Let's go.\N- Yes, of course. : 0,0:49:46.12,0:49:48.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Just as soon as I finish counting. : 0,0:49:54.76,0:49:56.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Lucky Jack, you did it. We're here! : 0,0:49:56.88,0:49:59.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I take my hat off to you. : 0,0:49:59.60,0:50:02.92,Default,,0,0,0,,- You got us here in one piece.\N- Seeing is believing. : 0,0:50:03.00,0:50:05.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't believe what I see. : 0,0:50:05.08,0:50:07.68,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's Buck!\N- Stallion of the Sim-moron. : 0,0:50:07.76,0:50:10.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm supposed to be here\Nin case a horse gets tired. : 0,0:50:10.48,0:50:12.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Cows only. : 0,0:50:12.36,0:50:15.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, friend,\Nyou don't understand my situation. : 0,0:50:15.12,0:50:18.28,Default,,0,0,0,,No, you don't understand. : 0,0:50:18.36,0:50:20.40,Default,,0,0,0,,So, I'll say it again. : 0,0:50:20.48,0:50:23.76,Default,,0,0,0,,The only critters\Nthat get by me are cows. : 0,0:50:23.84,0:50:26.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Cows only. : 0,0:50:26.36,0:50:29.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, look. Cut me a break. : 0,0:50:29.56,0:50:32.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Now what?\NWhat are you doing here? : 0,0:50:32.80,0:50:35.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry we're late.\NWe got separated from the herd. : 0,0:50:35.96,0:50:39.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Right this way, little lady.\NTell 'em Junior sent you. : 0,0:50:41.52,0:50:42.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Howdy, partner. : 0,0:50:42.68,0:50:44.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice hat, ma'am. : 0,0:50:44.16,0:50:46.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Cheeky devil. : 0,0:50:46.16,0:50:49.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me, reject.\NComing through. : 0,0:50:50.24,0:50:51.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, what gives? : 0,0:50:52.00,0:50:55.20,Default,,0,0,0,,- How come they got to go through?\N- They're cows. : 0,0:50:55.28,0:50:57.20,Default,,0,0,0,,What? But what about the rabbit? : 0,0:50:57.28,0:51:00.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Obviously, he was with the cows. : 0,0:51:00.20,0:51:03.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm with the cows, too. : 0,0:51:03.20,0:51:05.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, cows! Wait up. : 0,0:51:05.72,0:51:09.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell this guy you know me.\NSee, Junior, we're old friends. : 0,0:51:09.24,0:51:11.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Margie! Gretchen! : 0,0:51:11.52,0:51:14.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Miss... hat cow, come on. : 0,0:51:14.40,0:51:16.00,Default,,0,0,0,,It's your old pal, Buck, see? : 0,0:51:19.88,0:51:21.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Doesn't ring a bell. : 0,0:51:21.72,0:51:24.32,Default,,0,0,0,,No, wait. Come back! : 0,0:51:24.40,0:51:26.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Hang on a second. : 0,0:51:26.68,0:51:29.16,Default,,0,0,0,,They're just kidding.\NYou see, if you could... : 0,0:51:30.56,0:51:32.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Cows! : 0,0:51:33.00,0:51:35.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't make me hurt you. : 0,0:51:41.32,0:51:45.28,Default,,0,0,0,,I gotta go, but let's throw\Non the old feedbag some time. : 0,0:51:45.36,0:51:46.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Stay cool. : 0,0:51:47.52,0:51:48.96,Default,,0,0,0,,It's hero time. : 0,0:51:51.64,0:51:53.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- What's the plan?\N- Let's see. : 0,0:51:54.80,0:51:58.76,Default,,0,0,0,,You two get his attention while I\Nsneak up and knock him into the cart. : 0,0:51:58.84,0:52:01.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Then we'll rope him up\Nand wheel him to justice. : 0,0:52:01.44,0:52:05.40,Default,,0,0,0,,For extra measure, how about we conk him\Non the noggin with this? : 0,0:52:05.52,0:52:07.68,Default,,0,0,0,,You go, cowgirl,\Nthat's using the old hat. : 0,0:52:07.76,0:52:09.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Now you lost me here, missy. : 0,0:52:10.04,0:52:12.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, Jack, it's simple. : 0,0:52:12.32,0:52:16.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Cart, smack, rope, roll, justice.\NCome on, Jack, focus. : 0,0:52:16.12,0:52:19.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Now is not the time to get\Nall scatterbrained and flaky. : 0,0:52:24.96,0:52:26.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Good, I'm not too late. : 0,0:52:26.88,0:52:29.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry. Still staking out your quarry? : 0,0:52:29.56,0:52:31.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Pretty much, why? : 0,0:52:31.08,0:52:35.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, I came to warn you,\None equine to another about Rico. : 0,0:52:35.08,0:52:38.72,Default,,0,0,0,,When he nabs that rustler, he'll be\Nin a big hurry to get that reward. : 0,0:52:38.84,0:52:40.40,Default,,0,0,0,,- So?\N- So! : 0,0:52:40.48,0:52:43.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Once he catches his man,\Nthe horse whip comes out. : 0,0:52:43.20,0:52:46.32,Default,,0,0,0,,- He's not shy about using it either.\N- Horse whip? : 0,0:52:46.40,0:52:49.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Not only are you gonna be carrying Rico,\Nbut that rustler, too. : 0,0:52:49.84,0:52:51.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you seen him? He's huge! : 0,0:52:51.56,0:52:53.24,Default,,0,0,0,,- What should I do?\N- Run! : 0,0:52:53.36,0:52:55.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay.\N- Run like the wind! : 0,0:52:55.44,0:52:58.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Save yourself.\NGo on, take off. Fade! : 0,0:52:58.52,0:53:00.96,Default,,0,0,0,,- Ride into the sunset.\N- I'm out of here. : 0,0:53:01.04,0:53:03.76,Default,,0,0,0,,- Scram.\N- Thanks, buddy. I owe you one! : 0,0:53:03.84,0:53:07.04,Default,,0,0,0,,God speed, my friend.\NSo long, sucker. : 0,0:53:07.80,0:53:11.32,Default,,0,0,0,,He must be taking stupid lessons\Nfrom that buffalo. : 0,0:53:12.68,0:53:15.72,Default,,0,0,0,,1,420. : 0,0:53:15.84,0:53:18.24,Default,,0,0,0,,1,440. : 0,0:53:18.32,0:53:21.44,Default,,0,0,0,,1,435. : 0,0:53:21.52,0:53:25.72,Default,,0,0,0,,4,336... : 0,0:53:26.28,0:53:30.08,Default,,0,0,0,,- Can't you morons count to yourselves?\N- Come on. : 0,0:53:30.16,0:53:31.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Gotta start all over. : 0,0:53:32.00,0:53:34.08,Default,,0,0,0,,- There he is.\N- Come on, let's go. : 0,0:53:34.16,0:53:37.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold on. You're forgetting\NSlim's hypnotic control : 0,0:53:37.72,0:53:41.92,Default,,0,0,0,,over those with less than perfect pitch.\NJack, I hope you can forgive me. : 0,0:53:42.00,0:53:43.20,Default,,0,0,0,,For what, missy? : 0,0:53:43.32,0:53:45.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- For that.\N- Watch it, toots. : 0,0:53:47.00,0:53:49.60,Default,,0,0,0,,How practical. : 0,0:53:49.68,0:53:52.44,Default,,0,0,0,,- Done counting.\N- What do we got? : 0,0:53:52.52,0:53:55.16,Default,,0,0,0,,4,997. : 0,0:53:55.24,0:53:56.88,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Wait. : 0,0:53:56.96,0:53:59.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought you said 5,000, even. : 0,0:53:59.32,0:54:02.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course I did.\NGil must've miscounted, that's all. : 0,0:54:03.88,0:54:06.32,Default,,0,0,0,,There's one, up there. : 0,0:54:06.40,0:54:08.40,Default,,0,0,0,,The others can't be far behind. : 0,0:54:08.48,0:54:10.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Just you watch. : 0,0:54:10.20,0:54:13.68,Default,,0,0,0,,You're gonna like this.\NYodeling's an art. : 0,0:54:33.68,0:54:35.36,Default,,0,0,0,,What's the deal, Slimbo? : 0,0:54:35.44,0:54:37.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe she wasn't an art lover. : 0,0:54:37.96,0:54:39.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Philistine! : 0,0:54:39.24,0:54:41.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut up, you greenhorns. : 0,0:54:41.64,0:54:45.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Bovine ain't be born\Nthat can resist my charms. : 0,0:54:55.44,0:54:57.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Watch your back, Uncle Slim! : 0,0:54:57.76,0:54:58.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Gotcha. : 0,0:54:58.88,0:55:01.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Where do you think you're going? : 0,0:55:05.20,0:55:06.28,Default,,0,0,0,,- Now, Jack.\N- Okay. : 0,0:55:06.36,0:55:09.28,Default,,0,0,0,,What the rootin'-tootin' blazes\Nis going on here? : 0,0:55:14.76,0:55:16.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's get out of here. : 0,0:55:17.92,0:55:19.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Come back here, dog meat. : 0,0:55:19.68,0:55:21.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- Jackpot.\N- We got him now. : 0,0:55:21.44,0:55:23.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- Well done.\N- Watch out. : 0,0:55:23.44,0:55:25.60,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Buck. : 0,0:55:25.68,0:55:26.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Casey Jones. : 0,0:55:26.96,0:55:29.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Grab the bills\Nand fire up the getaway express. : 0,0:55:35.92,0:55:38.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I gave up clown college for this? : 0,0:55:41.48,0:55:43.56,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Slim. I got Slim! : 0,0:55:43.64,0:55:45.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Rico's gonna be so proud of me. : 0,0:55:47.00,0:55:48.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you. : 0,0:55:49.84,0:55:51.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Leave me alone. : 0,0:56:01.92,0:56:03.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry. : 0,0:56:04.72,0:56:06.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Quick, girls. In here. : 0,0:56:16.84,0:56:18.96,Default,,0,0,0,,That was Rico. : 0,0:56:21.20,0:56:23.48,Default,,0,0,0,,What in blue blazes? : 0,0:56:29.12,0:56:31.84,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll knock you into next Tuesday.\NCome back here. : 0,0:56:33.44,0:56:35.52,Default,,0,0,0,,- You're going down.\N- Junior! : 0,0:56:41.20,0:56:43.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Get this off of me. : 0,0:56:46.16,0:56:49.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Rico's saddle.\NI'm wearing Rico's saddle. : 0,0:57:00.92,0:57:02.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Surprise! : 0,0:57:27.92,0:57:30.20,Default,,0,0,0,,We made it, girls. : 0,0:57:32.92,0:57:34.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Ladies, we got company. : 0,0:57:42.00,0:57:44.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop. Hit the brakes. : 0,0:57:44.08,0:57:45.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Look out! : 0,0:58:03.36,0:58:04.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Dagnabit. : 0,0:58:04.64,0:58:08.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess I gotta do\Neverything around here myself. : 0,0:58:12.96,0:58:17.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Call me crazy, but I think\Nthese cows got it in for me. : 0,0:58:17.20,0:58:19.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe they just don't like your singing. : 0,0:58:19.52,0:58:20.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut up. : 0,0:58:21.40,0:58:22.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Weasely... : 0,0:58:22.88,0:58:25.04,Default,,0,0,0,,my money, if you please. : 0,0:58:25.84,0:58:27.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I was just keeping it safe for you. : 0,0:58:27.72,0:58:28.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure you were. : 0,0:58:28.96,0:58:32.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Protecting my investments\Nis what I pay this fellow for. : 0,0:58:32.52,0:58:37.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me present the most traitorous,\Ndouble-crossin' gun for hire : 0,0:58:37.32,0:58:40.60,Default,,0,0,0,,that I've ever had the pleasure\Nto call partner. : 0,0:58:42.00,0:58:44.36,Default,,0,0,0,,You're too kind, boss. : 0,0:58:44.44,0:58:46.28,Default,,0,0,0,,It can't be. : 0,0:58:46.36,0:58:49.12,Default,,0,0,0,,His reputation as a bounty hunter\Nis well-known, : 0,0:58:49.20,0:58:53.32,Default,,0,0,0,,but lately he's been doing a little\Nmoonlighting and covering my tracks. : 0,0:58:53.40,0:58:56.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Rico's going to see you to the border, : 0,0:58:57.04,0:58:59.80,Default,,0,0,0,,so that nothing else goes wrong. : 0,0:59:02.40,0:59:05.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, if you'll all pardon me, : 0,0:59:05.44,0:59:09.60,Default,,0,0,0,,there's a little Patch of Heaven\Non the auction block this morning. : 0,0:59:09.68,0:59:13.28,Default,,0,0,0,,He's going to buy our farm. : 0,0:59:13.36,0:59:14.64 }Adios!{\i0} : 0,0:59:17.72,0:59:19.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know how you got here, Skittish, : 0,0:59:19.96,0:59:23.60,Default,,0,0,0,,but stick with me and you may get\Nto like the other side of the law. : 0,0:59:26.48,0:59:30.28,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, move it, Bessie.\NGet in there. : 0,0:59:30.36,0:59:33.68,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't want to be late\Nfor that big roundup in the sky. : 0,0:59:42.04,0:59:43.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Get in there. : 0,0:59:43.80,0:59:46.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, you stupid cows. : 0,0:59:49.56,0:59:53.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Lovely. Now get the engine fired up\Nand let's make tracks. : 0,0:59:56.84,0:59:59.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Make a break for it, ladies. Run! : 0,1:00:02.08,1:00:04.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Buck, have you gone crazy? : 0,1:00:04.24,1:00:06.96,Default,,0,0,0,,That's entirely possible. : 0,1:00:07.08,1:00:11.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Or maybe I just figured out\Nwho the real heroes are. : 0,1:00:11.76,1:00:14.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, what if this is\Nsome kind of trick? : 0,1:00:16.96,1:00:18.60,Default,,0,0,0,,This isn't a trick. : 0,1:00:18.72,1:00:21.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a miracle. Come on! : 0,1:00:22.68,1:00:25.00,Default,,0,0,0,,So, you think you got the drop on me? : 0,1:00:25.08,1:00:26.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Think again! : 0,1:00:36.60,1:00:38.12,Default,,0,0,0,,This is useless. : 0,1:00:38.24,1:00:41.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's put our heads together.\NMore brains, less brawn. : 0,1:00:41.56,1:00:43.32,Default,,0,0,0,,All right. : 0,1:00:49.84,1:00:53.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, Caloway. Fetch. : 0,1:01:09.72,1:01:11.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Lucky shot. : 0,1:01:11.88,1:01:14.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Mother of mercy.\NIs this the end of Rico? : 0,1:01:19.48,1:01:21.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Bravo! : 0,1:01:21.44,1:01:23.28,Default,,0,0,0,,You stopped Rico cold. : 0,1:01:23.36,1:01:25.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Shucks, 't'weren't nothing. : 0,1:01:25.68,1:01:28.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Fat lot of good it done us. : 0,1:01:28.20,1:01:31.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Alameda Slim\Nhas already flown the coop. : 0,1:01:31.32,1:01:36.12,Default,,0,0,0,,She's right. Unless we sprout wings\Nwe'll never make it back in time. : 0,1:01:36.20,1:01:38.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't believe what I'm hearing. : 0,1:01:38.28,1:01:41.12,Default,,0,0,0,,This train goes right\Nby Patch of Heaven. : 0,1:01:41.20,1:01:43.44,Default,,0,0,0,,What is in the cud you're chewing? : 0,1:01:43.52,1:01:46.28,Default,,0,0,0,,How are we supposed to drive that thing? : 0,1:01:46.36,1:01:47.80,Default,,0,0,0,,How? : 0,1:01:47.88,1:01:49.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll tell you how. : 0,1:01:50.04,1:01:53.00,Default,,0,0,0,,The same way we walked off the farm\Ninto the unknown. : 0,1:01:53.08,1:01:56.96,Default,,0,0,0,,The same way we fought off\Nthose burly barmaids. : 0,1:01:57.04,1:02:00.80,Default,,0,0,0,,And the same way we braved\Nthe Western wilderness : 0,1:02:00.88,1:02:04.08,Default,,0,0,0,,without the benefit of food or water. : 0,1:02:04.16,1:02:08.72,Default,,0,0,0,,We caught Slim once\Nand we shall do it again. : 0,1:02:08.80,1:02:10.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Who's with me? : 0,1:02:12.84,1:02:16.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Get out of here, you bulls.\NHead for the hills. : 0,1:02:27.08,1:02:29.28,Default,,0,0,0,,- Let's get it on.\N- Cows rule. : 0,1:02:29.36,1:02:31.64,Default,,0,0,0,,- Howdy, darling.\N- Down here. : 0,1:02:31.72,1:02:34.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Look down. Hello, there. : 0,1:02:35.60,1:02:37.92,Default,,0,0,0,,I got two words for you guys. : 0,1:02:38.00,1:02:40.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Cold shower! : 0,1:02:40.44,1:02:43.88,Default,,0,0,0,,We don't have time for this nonsense.\NWe have a farm to save. : 0,1:02:43.96,1:02:46.72,Default,,0,0,0,,- Maybe we can help you.\N- Maybe we can help... : 0,1:02:50.08,1:02:52.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Bye! Come up and see us some time. : 0,1:02:53.68,1:02:56.08,Default,,0,0,0,,CHUGWATER\N5 MILES : 0,1:03:03.32,1:03:06.80,Default,,0,0,0,,No! It's the morning express. : 0,1:03:06.88,1:03:08.32,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a switch up ahead. : 0,1:03:09.20,1:03:10.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Way ahead of you, Pops.\NHop on. : 0,1:03:11.00,1:03:13.36,Default,,0,0,0,,- Come on, mule.\N- Let's ride. : 0,1:03:35.72,1:03:37.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Road hogs! : 0,1:03:40.88,1:03:42.72,Default,,0,0,0,,See you back at the farm, girls. : 0,1:03:42.80,1:03:44.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Good luck! : 0,1:03:44.16,1:03:46.12,Default,,0,0,0,,This happens all the time. : 0,1:03:46.56,1:03:49.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Sold! All property and livestock : 0,1:03:49.28,1:03:52.04,Default,,0,0,0,,formerly known as Patch of Heaven : 0,1:03:52.12,1:03:55.96,Default,,0,0,0,,is hereby sold to Mr. Yancy O'Del. : 0,1:03:56.04,1:03:58.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Pleasure doing business with you. : 0,1:04:00.04,1:04:03.28,Default,,0,0,0,,O'Del's the name,\Nforeclosure's the game. : 0,1:04:03.40,1:04:06.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Set yourself over yonder. : 0,1:04:06.36,1:04:10.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Sign this deed,\Nand the property is all yours. : 0,1:04:10.44,1:04:12.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Much obliged, Sheriff. : 0,1:04:18.76,1:04:20.24,Default,,0,0,0,,There it is! : 0,1:04:20.32,1:04:21.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Home and hearth. : 0,1:04:21.68,1:04:24.96,Default,,0,0,0,,And a holy hallelujah of a curve. : 0,1:04:25.04,1:04:26.96,Default,,0,0,0,,- The brakes.\N- No time for that. : 0,1:04:27.04,1:04:29.96,Default,,0,0,0,,- Won't we jump the tracks?\N- We're making our own tracks. : 0,1:04:30.04,1:04:31.44,Default,,0,0,0,,This is going to be messy. : 0,1:04:38.88,1:04:42.44,Default,,0,0,0,,The whole territory belongs to me. : 0,1:04:43.36,1:04:44.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Five cents for these chicks. : 0,1:04:45.04,1:04:48.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, now.\NDo I hear two cents? : 0,1:04:49.40,1:04:52.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold your britches.\NOne at a time. : 0,1:04:53.40,1:04:54.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Run for your lives! : 0,1:04:58.00,1:04:59.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Watch yourself! : 0,1:05:04.28,1:05:08.20,Default,,0,0,0,,What's the idea,\Ncrashing your train on my property? : 0,1:05:10.52,1:05:12.16,Default,,0,0,0,,It can't be. : 0,1:05:26.56,1:05:29.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold it right there. : 0,1:05:29.28,1:05:32.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Piggies, it's time to open up\Na can of whup-hide. : 0,1:05:33.48,1:05:34.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Who the... : 0,1:05:39.56,1:05:41.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Get away. : 0,1:05:49.68,1:05:53.40,Default,,0,0,0,,You want to get nuts?\NLet's get nuts! : 0,1:06:07.12,1:06:08.80,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Alameda Slim. : 0,1:06:08.88,1:06:10.88,Default,,0,0,0,,You think you've won? : 0,1:06:10.96,1:06:14.40,Default,,0,0,0,,It ain't over till the fat man sings. : 0,1:06:28.96,1:06:32.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Alameda Slim, you're under arrest. : 0,1:06:33.48,1:06:36.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Nobody messes with Pearl's girls. : 0,1:06:36.76,1:06:38.92,Default,,0,0,0,,- Say, girls, got milk?\N- Buck! : 0,1:06:39.00,1:06:40.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Just kidding. : 0,1:06:41.00,1:06:45.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Take him away, boys.\NHope you like stripes. : 0,1:06:45.60,1:06:49.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Your cows can't do much\Nwith Slim's reward money. : 0,1:06:49.56,1:06:52.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Think you can find some use for it? : 0,1:06:52.32,1:06:54.44,Default,,0,0,0,,My farm is saved. : 0,1:07:03.36,1:07:05.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Where's Maggie? : 0,1:07:13.96,1:07:17.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't believe she just left. : 0,1:07:17.20,1:07:19.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna miss her. : 0,1:07:19.44,1:07:21.16,Default,,0,0,0,,So shall I. : 0,1:07:21.24,1:07:25.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Her brash manner, her bullheadedness.\NShe risked her life for us. : 0,1:07:25.68,1:07:27.84,Default,,0,0,0,,And who are we, but strangers? : 0,1:07:27.92,1:07:32.64,Default,,0,0,0,,We were privileged to know her.\NShe was a cow like no other. : 0,1:07:32.72,1:07:36.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Right down\Nto her appalling bodily eruptions. : 0,1:07:37.44,1:07:39.24,Default,,0,0,0,,That was good. : 0,1:07:40.24,1:07:42.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I was just having one for the road : 0,1:07:42.44,1:07:46.40,Default,,0,0,0,,when I heard all the nice stuff\Nyou guys were saying about me. : 0,1:07:46.48,1:07:49.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe I could hang around awhile. : 0,1:07:49.24,1:07:51.16,Default,,0,0,0,,How about forever? : 0,1:07:52.20,1:07:54.20,Default,,0,0,0,,It's your call, Caloway. : 0,1:07:54.28,1:07:56.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Is this barnyard big enough\Nfor both of us? : 0,1:07:56.92,1:08:00.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Only if you let me wear the hat. : 0,1:08:02.36,1:08:04.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, move your hides, girls! : 0,1:08:04.84,1:08:07.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Last one to the barn\Nsleeps standing up. : 0,1:08:09.84,1:08:11.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, everyone, big smiles! : 0,1:08:12.80,1:08:15.28,Default,,0,0,0,,"So it was that Alameda Slim, : 0,1:08:15.36,1:08:17.96,Default,,0,0,0,,"most notorious and feared\Ncattle rustler, : 0,1:08:18.04,1:08:22.60,Default,,0,0,0,,"was apprehended and unmasked\Nby three unusual dairy cows." : 0,1:08:22.68,1:08:26.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Dagnabit, Jeb. How many times\NI gotta tell you to wait your turn? : 0,1:08:26.16,1:08:29.48,Default,,0,0,0,,How many times have I got\Nto tell you to get out of my barrel? : 0,1:08:32.12,1:08:35.88,Default,,0,0,0,,It's so nice\Nthat Jeb finally found a friend. : 0,1:08:35.96,1:08:37.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Here they come, everybody. : 0,1:08:48.84,1:08:50.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Well done! : 0,1:08:51.52,1:08:53.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi, ho, ladies. : 0,1:08:53.76,1:08:57.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Barry,\Nthree queens, two kings. : 0,1:08:57.08,1:08:59.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Full house. : 0,1:08:59.36,1:09:02.64,Default,,0,0,0,,And the joker is wild. : 0,1:09:08.08,1:09:13.12 }Darlin', I swear{\i0}\N{\i1}Once you been there{\i0} : 0,1:09:13.20,1:09:17.24 }There ain't a view beneath the blue{\i0}\N{\i1}That could ever compare{\i0} : 0,1:09:17.32,1:09:22.28 }The only thing missing{\i0}\N{\i1}Is you as my guest{\i0} : 0,1:09:22.36,1:09:26.84 }On a little patch of heaven{\i0}\N{\i1}Way out west{\i0} : 0,1:09:26.92,1:09:29.32 }Why don't you come visit{\i0} : 0,1:09:29.40,1:09:33.64 }There's room in the nest{\i0} : 0,1:09:33.72,1:09:39.68 }On that little patch of heaven{\i0}\N{\i1}Way out west{\i0} 77959