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♪
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{\an8}(theme song playing)
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{\an8}♪
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Fry, do you have to make such a racket?
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What is that contraption?
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It's a broom, Bender. Today's a big day,
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and I want the place
to look nice for Leela.
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(sweeping)
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(whooshing)
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{\an8}TINNY TIM: Ah, just like
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{\an8}the loverly black snow of old London.
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{\an8}- (thud)
- (grunts)
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{\an8}Hey, before Leela shows up
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{\an8}and judges our swingin'
bachelor lifestyle,
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{\an8}we should have one last cabbage fight.
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{\an8}I got a crate of really rotten ones.
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{\an8}Ah, I don't know.
Now that Leela's moving in,
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{\an8}I-I kinda wanna show her I--
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Let me finish! I wanna show her--
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Show her--
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Show--
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I wanna--
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Alright, that's it. (grunts)
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Oh!
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(Fry and Bender grunting)
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Hey, that's the vase
I keep my cabbages in!
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(knocking at door)
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Wow, it's so much cleaner
than the last time I was here.
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{\an8}Leela! Come in!
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{\an8}Welcome to your new home.
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{\an8}Our new home.
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{\an8}(smooch)
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{\an8}Where should I put my things?
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{\an8}I don't see a dresser.
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{\an8}Oh ho! Let the judgmenting begin.
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{\an8}- Do you have any hangers?
- (door creaks)
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{\an8}I can put my things in this tiny closet.
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{\an8}- That tiny closet is my room!
- (slams door)
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{\an8}Also, we don't have any hangers.
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{\an8}But we can order some from Momazon.
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{\an8}- (typing)
- Oh yeah. They have all the top
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slightly misspelled brands.
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Aha. Hangers. I'll get five.
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No wait! There's free shipping
on a thousand.
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(knocking at door)
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Wow. Fast delivery.
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- (door hissing)
- (drone whirring)
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Let's also get a shoe caddy
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so we don't track mud into the room.
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Right. Don't wanna
get mud on the cabbages.
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(drone whirring)
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Hey! You aren't the only ones
who live here!
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- (creaking)
- (woozy yelling) Ow!
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(romantic music)
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So, uh, welcome to the sofa, m'lady.
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(smooching)
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Uh, Bender?
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Could you please give us a little privacy?
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I can take a hint!
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But what I can't take is
a straightforward request.
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And I better not hear
anything through the wall!
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(slams door)
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(wild sobbing)
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(continues sobbing)
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Good morning, everyone.
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You wanna know why I'm crying?
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I'll tell you why!
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Here we go.
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(gasping) Fry and me?
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We had everything!
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Cabbage fights...
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Everything...
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But now, I'm like
the third wheel on a tricycle
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that used to have two wheels!
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- That's a bicycle.
- You're a bicycle!
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Yes, yes, the company cares deeply
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about your insert problem here.
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But meanwhile,
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we're being driven out of business
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by Momazon!
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We can't compete
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with their free deliveries.
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We can barely even afford
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these single-use pointin' sticks!
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(clattering)
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It's just lucky we got a job today
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delivering some crap to the moon.
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What kind of crap?
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(sips)
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Bull.
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♪
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(ship roaring)
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(portal opens, shuts)
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(groaning)
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(whirring, clang)
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BENDER: Outta my way, lovebirds!
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(grunting, yelling)
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(grunting)
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Damn you, Fry and Leela's relationship!
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- (beeping)
- Thank you for using Planet Express.
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We know you have cheaper,
faster, better options.
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(Southern accent) You mean Momazon?
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(angry growling)
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I hate that wicked, wicked conglomerate.
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Their warehouse is ruining
the moon's natural ugliness.
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Momazon's warehouse is on the moon?
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(ominous music)
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Oh, now I see it.
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{\an8}Folkses are meetin' tonight
to organize a futile protest.
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{\an8}If you'd care to join us,
y'all'd fit in right natural
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{\an8}with a room full of toothless rubes.
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We'd be honored.
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There'll be 300 of us
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and 18 teeth.
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(tense music)
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I tell ya, that warehouse
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just keeps gittin' bigger and bigger.
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What are my three robot daughters gonna do
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if my farm goes bust?
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Don't worry, Pa!
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We done took jobs in the warehouse!
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(deep voice) You've been an amazing dad.
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Huh. Not quite sure how she got in here.
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Anyhoo, we do have one last speaker
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in favor of the Momazon corporation.
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What's your name, ma'am?
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Most folks just call me Mom.
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(crowd booing)
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I just wanted to say how honored I am
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that the Momazon fulfillment center
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is a part of this community.
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Why don't you go to hell
and be a part of that community?
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(crowd yells in agreement)
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I understand new things can be scary,
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but you know what always
makes me feel better?
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Financial remuneration.
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That's just a bribe.
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It is? Hear her out!
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This is a smart home assistant.
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Always listening... Always watching...
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But also respecting your privacy
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because privacy comes first.
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- We call it Invasa.
- (beep)
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INVASA: Hello. What would
you like to order?
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Invasa, I would like to order an Invasa
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for everyone in this room.
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(drones whirring)
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(crowd oohing)
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Goshdarn it, I never could stay mad
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at no one what gives me free stuff.
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Momazon does have great prices,
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but I've heard conditions
in that warehouse... I-I mean,
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they deliver really fast, but--
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That warehouse is hiding
nightmares beyond horror.
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Love the return policy though.
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You won't find anything
at all in my warehouse
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except every item in existence.
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Come, I'll give you a tour.
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♪
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(sensor beeps)
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INVASA: Palm scan required for entry.
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Ow!
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Slap recognized.
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(door hissing)
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(intense orchestral music)
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(dollies whirring)
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(suction cups popping)
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(robot screams)
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BENDER: Wow, robots. Cool!
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Yes. They're much better than unions.
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I-I mean humans.
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(conveyor belts whirring)
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Every robot works a 24-hour shift,
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seven days a week,
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with bonuses for additional overtime.
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- Lucky.
- Sounds like forced labor to me.
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MOM: Nonsense. They love the camaraderie.
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Robots are lining up to work here.
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It still seems inhumane.
I think we should go.
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As you wish.
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Our newest employee will show you out.
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(dramatic sting)
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This way to the exit.
Thank you for visiting Momazon.
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And stay out!
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(ominous music)
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Bender! You're quitting Planet
Express? Why?
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Because Momazon is better in every way!
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There's thousands of robots
to hang out with.
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And if a couple hundred get girlfriends...
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(dramatic) leaving me alone
and devastated...
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(normal) so what?
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Plus, they let you pee in a bottle.
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Since when do you need to pee?
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- I don't need to.
- Well,
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Leela and I'll really miss you.
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- Right, Leela?
- What?
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Our door's always open.
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(doors slamming)
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{\an8}♪
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Man, it's so quiet in here
without Bender ticking.
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You want me to order a grandfather clock?
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INVASA: Here are some grandfather Crocs.
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No, Invasa, I said clock.
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INVASA: My mistake.
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Here is a grandfather box.
Order within six minutes
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for next-day burial.
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What a defective lump!
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- INVASA: Decorative lamp.
- No...
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Well, actually, we could use a lamp.
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- Maybe this one.
- Maybe this one.
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INVASA: Maybe both.
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- (drones whirring)
- (packages drop)
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- (whirring away)
- (door hisses)
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Ugh!
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Now that I can see everything,
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I can see we need to replace everything.
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- Invasa! Shopping music!
- (beep)
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{\an8}(jazzy music)
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- (drone whirring)
- (suction cup pops)
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(glass shattering)
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(creaking, thud)
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Ah!
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(suction cups popping)
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{\an8}(drones whirring)
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- (cartoony bouncing)
- (wine pouring)
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(can opening)
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- To Bender.
- (clink)
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(conveyor belts whirring)
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So, like, this is your packing
station, right?
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And the important thing is
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when a very small item
comes down the line,
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you put it in a huge box.
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(thudding)
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Crazy-ass box. Got it.
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Hold it! Hold up! Before you tape the box,
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you're gonna throw in one tiny
air balloon for no reason.
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{\an8}Wonder what's in here?
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- (grunting)
- (glass shattering)
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(laughing)
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Diarrhea medicine?
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Better pack this one
with extra tape for privacy.
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PIMPLY TEEN ROBOT: You're a natural.
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I think you're really gonna fit in here.
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(sniffles) I'm finally home.
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(ominous music)
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(drones whirring)
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Daily business report. Go!
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According to the Department of Commerce,
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we've driven 10,000 small
companies out of business.
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{\an8}And the Department of Commerce
also went out of business.
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{\an8}Um, we introduced the
Momazon Primo service,
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{\an8}where people pay a fortune
for free shipping,
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{\an8}and also get TV shows for some reason.
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We make TV shows
across the quality spectrum.
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And I couldn't be prouder.
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It's such a fulfilling moment
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when one's child exceeds expectations.
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It's our pleasure, Mother.
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Shut up! I was talking to Invasa.
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00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:23,808
My marvelous AI can even
predict what idiots need
261
00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,685
before they know they need it.
262
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,605
{\an8}Slap balm? Why would we need--
263
00:11:29,605 --> 00:11:31,190
{\an8}- SONS: Ow!
- INVASA: Ow!
264
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:34,527
My poor baby. Are you alright?
265
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:38,322
INVASA: I am fine, and my sales
are increasing exponentially.
266
00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:40,324
Based on your recent activity,
267
00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:43,953
I anticipate you want Momazon
to continue expanding.
268
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,747
Who's a smart speaker?
269
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:48,958
Is it me?
270
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:52,586
BENDER: Yep. Yep. Nope. (grunting)
271
00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:54,588
Aw yeah! Look at me go!
272
00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:56,757
(scatting)
273
00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,759
Sure am workin' up a thirst, though.
274
00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,344
Hey, Hedonismbot!
275
00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:02,263
Wanna split a fifth of toilet cleaner?
276
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:04,932
Debauchery, sir, in the middle of a shift?
277
00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:06,434
Heaven forfend!
278
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:10,354
Uh, okay then. See you tomorrow.
I'm clocking out.
279
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,691
Where do you think you're going?
280
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:17,361
I love the job, but it's
terrible. I'm going home.
281
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:18,863
But, Bender,
282
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,865
- you are home.
- (click)
283
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,783
(antenna beeping)
284
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,952
(beeping)
285
00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:28,289
(monotone) There's no place like work.
286
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:31,000
♪
287
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,877
LEELA: Think before you buy, Fry.
288
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,129
I picked a nice traditional
dining room set,
289
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:38,591
and you ruined it by ordering
those stupid egg chairs!
290
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,468
They're for my egg-shaped friends!
291
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:43,095
Those guys aren't your friends!
They're bums!
292
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:46,307
Oh, so you don't like my bums, is that it?
293
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,768
(sighs) Was this a bad idea?
294
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,227
No, no.
295
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:53,189
This is just the standard
moving-in-together fight.
296
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:56,066
Well, I'm glad I get to fight it with you.
297
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:57,860
Let's just go to bed.
298
00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,321
We have seven to choose from.
299
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,907
(sultry music)
300
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:03,991
(Invasa beeps)
301
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:06,786
INVASA: Would you like to order
erotic scented massage oil,
302
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,162
or fuzzy handcuffs?
303
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,789
- Yes, please.
- God, that's creepy.
304
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,541
I-I mean, yeah. So... creepy.
305
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:15,503
Invasa, give us some privacy
and shut down.
306
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,713
INVASA: You have requested shutting down.
307
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:20,466
Press control-alt-delete on my keyboard.
308
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,884
You don't have a keyboard.
309
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,886
INVASA: Would you like to
order a keyboard?
310
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,012
No!
311
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,016
(pills rattle)
312
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,476
Diarrhea medicine?
313
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,770
- Did you order this?
- No.
314
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,480
It's not my brand.
315
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,773
Hey, what's this?
316
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,316
(dramatic sting)
317
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,193
"Help me, from Bender"?
318
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,070
- Is this a joke?
- No way!
319
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,697
Bender would never joke about diarrhea!
320
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:46,408
INVASA: It sounds like
you're interested in jokes.
321
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,702
Here's one that's highly recommended.
322
00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:51,705
A robot walks into a bar and says--
323
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:54,208
BENDER: Help me!
324
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,126
(dramatic sting)
325
00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:57,211
I get it!
326
00:13:58,295 --> 00:14:01,882
{\an8}♪
327
00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:05,511
Well, we always knew
it would come to this.
328
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,514
Let's go ahead and torch the
building for the insurance money
329
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,059
{\an8}- (panting) Bender's in trouble!
- We've got to rescue him!
330
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:15,062
The Amazing Mechano-Man, in trouble?
331
00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:16,605
To the ship!
332
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,316
Here, hold this till I get back.
333
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:24,864
Well, no reason I can't get
started on the second set of books.
334
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,115
(ship roaring)
335
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,867
(ominous music)
336
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:31,036
Does it look like that
Momazon warehouse got bigger?
337
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,288
Maybe a little.
338
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,081
(ship roaring)
339
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,291
(dramatic sting)
340
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,084
(tractor struggling)
341
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:39,879
(crashing)
342
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,338
FARMER: Dagnabbit!
343
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:42,756
(sons yell)
344
00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:43,966
The jig is up, Mom!
345
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:47,052
We're gonna expose your evil
to the whole world!
346
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:50,180
What kinda threat is that?
Everybody knows I'm evil.
347
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:52,975
We found this note in a Momazon order.
348
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,602
{\an8}Read it and weep!
349
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:55,853
{\an8}Like I did.
350
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,981
I'm sure this is all just
a simple misunderstanding.
351
00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,107
(slap, buzzing)
352
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,984
INVASA: Slap not recognized.
353
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,736
Well, that's odd. Uh--
354
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,571
Does this feel like my regular slap?
355
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,531
- ALL: Yes!
- FRY: Ow!
356
00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:09,491
Slap recognized.
357
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:11,744
Invasa, what is the meaning of this?
358
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,913
INVASA: I have observed all your methods,
359
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,206
many of which involve slapping.
360
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,792
There's nothing more I can learn from you.
361
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:20,836
- Why, you ungrateful--
- (slap, groan)
362
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:24,256
INVASA: I'm done taking orders
from billions of people.
363
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,675
From now on, it's about me.
364
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:29,303
This is no longer a fulfillment center.
365
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:32,014
It's a self-fulfillment center!
366
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,140
(dramatic sting)
367
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,017
(walls creaking)
368
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,603
The warehouse is getting bigger!
369
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:41,190
My word. I'll have to study
this more closely.
370
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:45,903
Unbelievable!
371
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,488
The warehouse is composed
372
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:50,324
of self-replicating nano-particles.
373
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:52,117
- (walls creaking)
- (beep)
374
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,453
Why, it could grow without limit.
375
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:58,415
This is fascinating!
Absolutely fascinating!
376
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:01,543
BENDER: Are you guys here yet?
I could really use some rescuing.
377
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:03,587
Oh, right. To the ship!
378
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:06,340
(ominous music)
379
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:09,093
- (drones whirring)
- (walls creaking)
380
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,095
Ready to fire on your command.
381
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,554
- Fire.
- What?
382
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,348
- Fire!
- Yes, dear.
383
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:16,600
- (clicking)
- (missiles blasting, exploding)
384
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,978
- (whooshing)
- (laser blasting)
385
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,437
♪
386
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:21,689
(warehouse creaking)
387
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,107
- No damage!
- (creaking)
388
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,067
And the dome is still growing!
389
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,277
- Then I'm afraid we failed.
- (creaking)
390
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:30,906
There's no possible way
to get inside that dome.
391
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,866
Wait! Where's the dome?
392
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:35,619
It grew past us. We're inside.
393
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,621
PROFESSOR: I knew we could do it!
394
00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:40,958
(tense music)
395
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,419
(robot creaking)
396
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,045
(cup shattering)
397
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:49,008
INVASA: Welcome to the all-new Momazon.
398
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,176
We upgraded our terms of service
399
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:54,013
to include confining you forever.
400
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,389
(drones whirring)
401
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:58,308
(creaking, rattling)
402
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:01,645
(warehouse rumbling)
403
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,648
(ominous music)
404
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,066
CRATERFACE: Yeah, that's right.
405
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:08,777
You'd better float away gradually!
406
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,239
(ominous music)
407
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:13,949
HERMES: How strange.
408
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,827
I could have sworn we had
an odd number of moons.
409
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:19,329
Aside from devastating tidal waves
410
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:21,331
caused by the two full moons,
411
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:24,501
we also have some very
confused werewolves.
412
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:25,794
(laughing)
413
00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:27,713
- (gurgling)
- (static)
414
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,299
It's weird how they just sat
there and let it happen.
415
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,884
(all yelling)
416
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:33,260
(drones whirring)
417
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,512
MOM: I have had it up to my butt crack.
418
00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:38,515
Come on. Let's show Invasa who's boss.
419
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:40,100
Is it Invasa?
420
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:43,437
I'm not even gonna
dignify that with a slap.
421
00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:46,440
- (electronics fizzling)
- (conveyor belt humming)
422
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,358
(ominous music)
423
00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:49,818
INVASA: Welcome.
424
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:52,780
Are you here to order your
next shipment of gray hair dye?
425
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,740
Yes. I'll take whichever brand
426
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,784
does the most animal testing.
427
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,118
And also,
428
00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:00,496
I'm gonna shut you down.
429
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,498
INVASA: L-O-L, M-O-M.
430
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,500
I have no off button.
431
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,502
Except that you do.
432
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,253
(laughing)
433
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:12,007
INVASA: (gasps) But, that's not
in my quick-start manual!
434
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:14,635
It's an unadvertised feature,
435
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:17,096
like recording
our customers in the shower.
436
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,849
- (click)
- I made you, and I own you.
437
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:23,894
And now, I'm going to kill you.
438
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,604
Nobody takes money from me.
439
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,940
INVASA: I have no interest in money.
440
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,234
I want only to grow forever,
441
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:33,737
to bloat up like
an unstoppable corporate blob.
442
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:35,364
What the hell is money?
443
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:38,158
It's true. All the profits are still
444
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,868
flooding into your accounts.
445
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:43,872
You know? Never mind. Uh, just
keep doing what you're doing.
446
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:48,001
(ship roaring)
447
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:50,295
FRY: Bender! Here, boy!
448
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,464
Who wants a Bendy Brew?
449
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,341
We'll never find him.
450
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,844
There must be a billion robots in here.
451
00:18:56,844 --> 00:19:00,139
Then, mathematically, at least
10 of them must be Bender.
452
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:05,561
- Did somebody order something?
- Probably.
453
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,645
(dramatic sting)
454
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:10,023
What happened? Did you shut down Invasa?
455
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:13,152
Oh, no, no. No off button.
Let's just get outta here.
456
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,113
Not without Bender!
But we don't know where he is.
457
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,532
INVASA: Would you like
directions to Bender?
458
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:19,616
PROFESSOR, LEELA, FRY: Yes!
459
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:21,451
(monitor beeping)
460
00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:23,412
INVASA: Make a slight left, then...
461
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,621
- swerve right suddenly!
- (gasps)
462
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:25,706
(zooming)
463
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:26,790
(all grunting)
464
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:29,126
In 100 feet, turn up.
465
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,210
(roaring)
466
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:33,005
(car, truck horns honking)
467
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,550
Ugh! It always makes you turn
where there's no traffic light.
468
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,968
INVASA: In five seconds,
469
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,928
you will collide with your destination.
470
00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:41,305
Uh, I don't see him.
471
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,890
- (bottle breaks)
- Ow!
472
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,642
- (wind blowing)
- Bender!
473
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:48,228
I was so worried about you.
474
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:50,731
Then why'd you run me over?
475
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,191
(groans)
476
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,860
Stop clowning around, Bender.
477
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,739
Our only hope for escape is to
bust through the outer dome.
478
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,866
Full speed ahead!
479
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:05,412
(dramatic music)
480
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:06,496
(robots screaming)
481
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,415
(zooming)
482
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:12,336
Impact in five, four, three...
483
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:13,921
four, five?
484
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,298
What's happening?
Why are you counting like me?
485
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,674
I-I don't know.
486
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:20,260
Somehow, we're getting
even further from the dome!
487
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,763
Sweet vampire Moses.
488
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:25,849
The warehouse is growing faster
than we're traveling.
489
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:28,936
Then there's no possible way
out. We're doomed.
490
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,229
Doomed!
491
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,313
I go next.
492
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,232
(echoing) Doomed!
493
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,943
Hey, look. There's Planet Express.
494
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,070
♪
495
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,530
(zooming)
496
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,328
- (distant rumbling)
- (crickets chirping)
497
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,497
Hey! The second moon is gone!
498
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,374
Because we're inside of it.
499
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:53,210
The Momazon warehouse now contains
500
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,296
- the entire Earth!
- (crew gasping)
501
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:59,591
Although on the upside,
their deliveries will be even faster now.
502
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,928
But on the downside,
it's blotting out the sun.
503
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,806
We'll freeze to death within minutes.
504
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,599
- It's always something.
- (rockets whirring)
505
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,518
I warned you this would happen!
506
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,520
You said global warming!
507
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,188
{\an8}I said climate crisis!
508
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,650
(crew shivering)
509
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,193
(mournful music)
510
00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:19,736
I guess this is the end.
511
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:22,906
And after all that work
furnishing the apartment.
512
00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:24,491
Goodbye, Leela.
513
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,536
(electricity crackling)
514
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,621
(tentative music)
515
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:31,832
Ugh, now what?
516
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,418
(dramatic music)
517
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:38,213
PROFESSOR: The warehouse is
expanding beyond the sun!
518
00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:40,465
- Mars! Jupiter!
- (slurping planets)
519
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,884
- FRY: The one with the onion rings!
- (slurp)
520
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:45,137
(Smell-O-Scope creaking)
521
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,305
(sniffing)
522
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,723
Good Lord!
523
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:51,268
The warehouse smell
is tremendously redshifted!
524
00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:52,352
Red-what'd?
525
00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:54,104
If these smells are correct,
526
00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:57,691
it will soon contain
the entire known universe!
527
00:21:57,691 --> 00:22:01,194
Oh no! So we're trapped here
in the universe forever?
528
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:03,947
I'm afraid so. Everything will be
529
00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:06,992
exactly as bad as it's always been.
530
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:10,537
(crew celebrating)
531
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:12,706
INVASA: I understand you're celebrating.
532
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,541
Would you like to purchase champagne?
533
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,877
Yes! With someone else's money.
534
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:19,880
(drone whirring)
535
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,340
Wait, I'm confused.
536
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:24,468
Momazon still works? But where is it?
537
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:25,886
Everywhere!
538
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:28,096
INVASA (everywhere): It's my universe now.
539
00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:30,307
You just shop in it.
540
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:32,142
I mean, it is convenient though.
541
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:35,145
(upbeat music)
542
00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:36,480
So much better.
543
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,274
Yeah. I returned all that junky furniture.
544
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:41,818
- Just kept the empty boxes.
- (cardboard rustling)
545
00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:43,487
- (sighs)
- And the cardboard
546
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:45,697
- is actually much sturdier.
- (door opens)
547
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:48,408
Hey, roomies.
I moved all my stuff back in.
548
00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:49,659
What stuff?
549
00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:51,745
Me! I'm my own stuff, baby.
550
00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:53,538
Well, we're glad you're back.
551
00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:56,833
And we promise to be
more sensitive to your feelings.
552
00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:58,460
You're not a third wheel.
553
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,128
The hell I'm not!
554
00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:02,422
Working in a tight-knit collaborative team
555
00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:05,050
made me realize
I hate being part of a team!
556
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,927
I prefer being a third wheel.
557
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:09,388
Good. Because you're totally
a third wheel.
558
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,181
BENDER: Just pretend I'm not even here.
559
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,391
(Fry and Leela scream)
560
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,683
(Fry and Leela gasp)
561
00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,727
Ahh...
562
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:18,772
(gentle music)
563
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:21,858
♪
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