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(dramatic music)
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{\an8}(theme song playing)
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♪
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(sighs)
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(sighs, sucking)
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{\an8}Aw. He's using his jacket
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{\an8}as some kind of security blanket.
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{\an8}That's so cute and pathetic.
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{\an8}It really is. You do you, weirdo!
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{\an8}Oh, hey, guys.
I'm just sucking on my jacket.
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{\an8}A Clump-O-Honey candy
got stuck right there
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{\an8}over a thousand years ago,
and I can still taste it.
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You know who I bet
would like some of that?
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Me! Zoidberg.
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(slurping)
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Oh, no! (slurping)
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Zoidberg, you residue hog!
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Now all I taste is crab juice.
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So, buy another jacket candy.
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{\an8}I can't. They stopped making it
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{\an8}after it got reclassified
as industrial glue.
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{\an8}Ah. Then I, Bender,
will recreate the recipe.
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{\an8}Don't forget, I came in third
on MasterChef Junior.
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{\an8}(bubbling)
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{\an8}(squirting)
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{\an8}May I have a taste?
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{\an8}Sure. You seem like the kind
of guy who has a mouth.
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{\an8}(slurps, smacking)
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{\an8}Whoa! Diabetic coma!
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{\an8}Hm. I better add some sugar
to make it less sweet.
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{\an8}And just a touch of treacle
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to remind me of my dear
departed Aunt Juanita.
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(sniffles) She drowned in treacle.
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You know I'm dying on the floor.
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(Bender humming)
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- (excited murmuring)
- FRY: Mm. Yum.
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- So, what do you think?
- (Fry smacking)
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Mm! It's perfect, Bender.
Totally jacket worthy.
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(smacking) It's a little sticky.
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(muffled): It's a lot sticky!
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(muffled groaning)
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(smack) And there's something hard in it.
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(dramatic sting)
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- (gasps)
- (Bender yelps)
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Luckily, I'm an expert
at fixing human beak bones.
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Are you free Friday
for an expensive appointment?
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Let me check. Open calendar!
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Shmeird. There's some old alert
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I set up 20 years ago.
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{\an8}(gasps) Our babies?!
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It's time, my love.
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Oh, Kif!
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The hell are you talking about?
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Something to do
with the meatbag life cycle?
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That's right, Bender. Many years ago,
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I gave birth to a clutch of tadpoles
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with Amy by my side.
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I have video of the birth. Wanna see it?
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ALL: No!
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That is the wrong kind of delivery!
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- Oh, Nelly! Oh!
- (squishing)
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- (screaming, groaning)
- (splattering)
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(crew groans)
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Life is disgusting.
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No, it was beautiful.
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But I was so not prepared to be a mother.
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In 20 years, they'll sprout legs
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and crawl back onto land as children.
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I'll be ready then.
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Well, Amy, are you ready now?
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Having a family with you
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is the only thing
I want in the whole world.
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- BENDER: Then can I have your car?
- No!
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Too late. I already crashed it.
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{\an8}(zooming)
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{\an8}♪
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(creatures chirping)
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Oh, this is so exciting!
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The birth ceremony will begin any minute.
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Thanks for the warning.
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- And don't describe it to me!
- (car doors open)
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- INEZ: We're here!
- Mom! Dad!
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Oh, I'm so glad you made it!
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Oh, we wouldn't miss the birth
of our grandbabies
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for a million dollars.
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'Cause we're so rich, that's like a penny.
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- (bubbling, gurgling)
- (Kif sputtering)
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Oh, my. It's the Grand Midwife.
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I am the Grand Midwife!
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Big fan!
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I am Kif of the clan Kroker.
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I know. I recognize your head.
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And this is my smizmar, Amy.
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We have come to receive our offspring.
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As you transition to parenthood,
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I shall be your counsel and guide.
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I do so out of solemn respect
for our traditions
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and not for any optional cash donation
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people sometimes place in that basket.
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- Thank you.
- It's green,
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and there's a little sign on it.
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Found it!
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Then the Emergence shall now commence!
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(excited chattering)
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(chirping)
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Or not. It's unpredictable.
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Guess I'll have to wing it.
Anybody here from out of town?
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- (splashing)
- O-oh! Here they come.
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♪
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(bubbling, gurgling)
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Oh my. I'm so anxious,
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my camouflage reflex is kicking in.
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No, it's helpful.
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I wanna look cute
for our hundreds of kids.
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♪
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We shall now stand by,
without interfering,
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as we observe the sacred process
known as...
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the Winnowing.
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What's that mean?
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It means don't start naming them yet.
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(cawing)
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♪
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(all gasp)
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(squawks)
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(chomp)
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♪
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Four of them made it!
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(snarling, crunching)
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Well, three and a half.
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Young creatures of the Black Lagoon,
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go now to your parents.
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(squishy footsteps)
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Uh, can I help you?
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Over here!
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(gasps) They're perfect.
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Ew. She's touching them.
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Cherish these children, Kif and Amy,
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for they are beautiful.
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BENDER: Eh...
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Well, in-in the sense that
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all children are beautiful.
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(understanding chatter)
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♪
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(squishing)
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The transformation is complete!
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We welcome these new beings of the land.
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(cheering, applause)
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They can call me Captain Uncle.
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Uh, I'll go dispose of this medical waste.
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With a little butter and lemon.
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- Want a picture with the kids?
- No need.
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The way they look is burned into my mind.
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They're nice, you know?
Just a kinda little--
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Super gross.
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But, you're finally grandparents.
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That'll be our little secret.
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{\an8}- (car door opens, shuts)
- (engine starts, whirring)
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♪
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{\an8}PROFESSOR: Oh my.
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Thanks for bringing the kids by
for my lunch break.
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They're the sweetest thing on the menu.
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BENDER: Not even close!
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Uh, question.
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These three babies
are totally different sizes.
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Question mark.
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Oh, well, they grew at varying rates
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depending on the temperature
of the water they were in.
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Little Newt here was in a cold, deep area.
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- Mama!
- Wrong again.
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(Newt cooing)
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Mandy is from the temperate middle depths.
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He's shrively!
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(laughs) You haven't seen the half of it.
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And Axl is from the warm shallows,
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just like his old man.
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(groans) Do you always
have to talk about me?
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So why does this one keep calling me Mama?
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And what's with the big weird eye?
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It's not weird. It looks like yours.
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(whispers): It's pretty weird.
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Why would he look like me?
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Don't you remember?
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Twenty years ago, you impregnated Kif.
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Seriously? Oh, my God.
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I must have been super drunk.
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Leela, you bone brain!
You didn't have sex.
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(laughs) Bone.
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Luckily, there's an educational movie
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that explains how
Kif's species reproduces.
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And it's filthy.
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NARRATOR: YowzaVision Educational Films
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presents Sex Across The Universe.
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BENDER: Oh, yeah! Educate me, baby.
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NARRATOR: This week, the Amphibiosans.
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For every organism across the universe,
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reproduction is a steamy, erotic process.
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Except the Amphibiosans.
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They just barely touch hands
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while the rest of us are gettin' it on.
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- Yowza.
- (hologram ends)
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BENDER: Eh, that was pretty hot.
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So, you see, Amy was my smizmar,
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the one whose mere presence
made me receptive to pregnancy.
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Which makes me their smizmama.
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But it was Lila who contributed the DNA
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when she accidentally touched Kif's hand.
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Are you sure I wasn't drunk?
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I-I mean, I'm drunk now. (gulping)
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Mwah!
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Ew! Mom, Dad!
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- (burps)
- AXL: Leela!
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♪ Will you stay in our lovers' story? ♪
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♪ If you stay, you won't be sorry ♪
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♪ 'Cause we believe in you ♪
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(crying)
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♪ Soon you'll grow, so take a chance ♪
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♪ With a couple of kooks
hung up on romancing ♪
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♪ Will you stay in our lovers' story? ♪
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♪ If you stay, you won't be sorry ♪
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♪ 'Cause we believe in you ♪
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(quacking)
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♪ Soon, you'll grow, so take a chance ♪
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{\an8}♪ With a couple of kooks ♪
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♪ Hung up on romancing ♪
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(cooing)
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(giggling)
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Let's reinflate my head and go home.
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Yeah. Maybe they'll conk out
and we'll get a little us time.
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- (kids laughing)
- (Kif gasping)
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- (laughing)
- (splattering)
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(sighs) Those little guys are the best,
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but they're a lot.
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Well, luckily, there's
two of us to split the work.
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♪ Doop, doo-doo-doop,
doop, doop, doop, doop! ♪
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Captain Brannigan! At your service, sir.
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With ease, Lieutenant.
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I have a bit of news to say at you.
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Is it about the baby gifts
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you claim you sent?
Because we still haven't--
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I'm afraid there's no time to discuss
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the many presents I bought,
some of which are large.
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Soldier, you are ordered
to report for duty.
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(Amy gasps)
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- Is it war?
- I hope so, but we're not sure.
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All we know is that DOOP
has lost radio contact
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with a remote outpost in Ursa Major.
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Over and under.
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- (beep)
- (clattering)
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(groans)
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I'm sorry you'll have
to handle the kids alone.
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(scoffs) I'm not worried.
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(yelps)
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♪
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KIF: I love you!
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(engines sputtering)
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(gears grinding)
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(sniffling)
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(Axl crying softly)
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(Mandy crying)
260
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:13,714
(Newt crying loudly)
261
00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:16,717
(Amy wailing)
262
00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:20,554
(all sobbing)
263
00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:24,141
(out-of-tune shofar playing)
264
00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:26,018
Roll call!
265
00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:29,480
"Four eyes." "One-eye." "Crab man."
266
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,899
"Can man." "Who cares?"
267
00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:33,651
Dammit! Where's Amy?
268
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,653
What do I need, a bigger antler?
269
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:38,364
- (door opens)
- Oh, I'm so, so sorry.
270
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,032
The babysitter didn't show up.
271
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,951
- (phone ringing)
- Ah!
272
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:45,121
- Finally. Where are you?
- Sorry, toots.
273
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,789
I must have the address wrong.
274
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:49,208
784 West 28th Street?
275
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,961
Uh-huh. Weird, th-that's what I got.
276
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,754
Oh, Earth! Ah!
277
00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:56,424
Coulda swore you said Kepler 10B.
278
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:57,925
(wind blowing)
279
00:11:57,925 --> 00:12:01,554
Guess I'll catch the next
generation ship back to Nutley.
280
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,389
Oh...
281
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:06,517
Mom, Mom, Mom! Can you judge
our whispering contest?
282
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,018
(whispers): Okay. You ready?
283
00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:11,063
- I lose! (laughing)
- (Newt crying, Mandy yelling)
284
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,398
Oh, come on! Oh--
285
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:16,068
♪
286
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,695
(burps, laughs)
287
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:21,115
Look at me, chugging
mineral water on a weeknight!
288
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,075
So wild and free!
289
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,160
♪
290
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,244
(crying)
291
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,288
I miss them so.
292
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,206
I feel you, soldier.
293
00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:32,168
And not in a handsy way this time.
294
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,627
Mm. (smacking)
295
00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:35,087
Sticky...
296
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,048
Bring a bowl of these candies
to my quarters
297
00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:39,425
when you're done crying.
298
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,593
(hair rips)
299
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,470
(kids laughing)
300
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,014
Thanks for offering
to watch the kids, Leela.
301
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:48,100
I need a break so bad. You have no idea.
302
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:51,187
No, it's clear you're a wreck,
and I get it.
303
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,230
- They're a nightmare.
- (objects breaking)
304
00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,775
A-A sweet, adorable nightmare.
305
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,610
That's fair. Kids!
306
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,737
Mommy's gonna go nap-nap.
307
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,906
Don't be scared of Leela. She's very--
308
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,657
- (Newt cheers)
- MANDY: Yay! Mommy Leela!
309
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:05,993
- Cowabunga, dude!
- (kids giggling)
310
00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:09,121
♪
311
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:13,042
The Clump-O-Honeys
you requested, Capt-- Oh jeez.
312
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,960
- (humming)
- (Kif sighs)
313
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,797
- If there's nothing further, I will--
- Oh no, you willn't.
314
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,050
These delicious Clumps
aren't for eating. Mm!
315
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,760
Mm...
316
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,845
They're for manscaping.
317
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:27,431
Manscape me, Kif. That's an order.
318
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:29,767
- (hair rips)
- Owooga!
319
00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:32,728
- NEWT: Ooh!
- Whoa! What's that?
320
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:34,605
I never saw one of those before,
321
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,524
and I was born, like, four days ago.
322
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:39,568
It's a ship loader.
Any hyperactive kids here
323
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:42,947
- up for a nice, exhausting treadmill race?
- (beep, whirring)
324
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:46,367
- Oh wow! Cool! I mean, cool.
- (Newt and Mandy cheering)
325
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,369
God, I hope this works.
326
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,996
♪
327
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:53,582
(snoring)
328
00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:54,667
(snorting)
329
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:57,837
(yawns, stretches)
330
00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:02,049
(kids laughing)
331
00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:08,430
(somber music)
332
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,057
(sensors beeping)
333
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:11,725
Approaching the outpost, sir.
334
00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:13,769
Still no response on any frequency.
335
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:15,145
My God.
336
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:16,730
What the hell happened down there?
337
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:19,483
It looks like the whole planet
has psoriasis.
338
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:22,027
You're looking at the back
of my head, sir.
339
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:24,029
(shudders)
340
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,615
♪
341
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,078
(door whirring, clangs)
342
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,417
Welcome to Exobiology Station 38.
343
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:37,918
(clicking)
344
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:40,129
Dammit! I'm outta laser!
345
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:43,215
Um, hello, sir. Is this outpost secure?
346
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:46,135
The DOOP hasn't received
any response from you in months.
347
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,637
Oh, yeah. Transmitter got
ripped up by bears.
348
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:49,930
(fizzling)
349
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,181
That's what we study here. Bears.
350
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:52,391
I'm a bear biologist.
351
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,852
Sounds like a fun job that pays bad.
352
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,562
I used to be a whale biologist,
353
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,314
but I hate whales.
354
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,732
Hate them.
355
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,276
Well, then it's good you found
an animal you like.
356
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,569
Nope. Still looking.
357
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:05,821
- (bear growling, grunting)
- This bear species
358
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:06,906
is known as tardigrades.
359
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,408
It's a fancy word for ugly.
360
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:12,161
- (roaring)
- Oh, shut up, you stupid bear!
361
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,704
They're also stupid, by the way.
362
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,956
I discovered that. Bear biologist.
363
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,793
♪
364
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:21,128
(clicking)
365
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,130
- (zapping)
- (shuddering)
366
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:25,925
- (hissing)
- I fixed the transmitter.
367
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:29,428
Now, may I please head home to my family?
368
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,764
Without delay. But first,
369
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,223
candy break?
370
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:36,435
(chomping loudly)
371
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,812
(dramatic music)
372
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:40,648
Are you bat crackers?
373
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:43,275
If they smell human food,
they go bat crackers!
374
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,656
(tardigrades growling)
375
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:52,368
It seems they recognize
a fellow apex predator.
376
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,828
Well, four can play at that game.
377
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,498
(confused grumbling)
378
00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,583
(screaming)
379
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:02,294
Kif! Help!
380
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,254
(Kif groans)
381
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:05,798
- (birds chirping)
- (Leela imitating horse)
382
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,509
- (kids laugh)
- AXL: Let's go! Faster! Faster!
383
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:11,345
- Go, horseface, go!
- (sighs)
384
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:13,555
(panting) Neigh!
385
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,101
- Now, buy us ice cream!
- (Leela sighs)
386
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:20,187
♪
387
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:24,274
Rum raisin tastes just like caterpillars!
388
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:26,527
We love you, Leela.
389
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,697
Aw, hell no! You're not the mom of them!
390
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:32,825
- What?
- Are you done spoiling my kids rotten
391
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,576
so they'll love you more?
392
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:36,745
I'm just a beaten-down horse.
393
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:39,665
Well, you can trot back to the barn now!
394
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,918
Kif's coming home soon,
and you are not their mom!
395
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:45,587
Uh, actually, I sort of am.
396
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:47,673
Go on! Git! Hyah!
397
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,511
(Zapp screaming)
398
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,014
- (tardigrades growling quietly)
- ZAPP: Oh God, they're nuzzling me!
399
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,807
(phone ringing, click)
400
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,726
- Hello?
- (crying)
401
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,353
Please come home, Kiffy!
402
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,480
The kids like Leela more than me,
403
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,773
and it really hurts.
404
00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:06,150
(sobbing)
405
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,902
I'm the worst mom ever.
406
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:11,238
Except for my own mom.
407
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:14,450
ZAPP: Stop licking my velour!
It's dry clean only!
408
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,994
Amy, darling, the children love you.
409
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,579
And I love you.
410
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,165
ZAPP: And stay away from my scrotums!
411
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,293
You're their mother,
and you always will be.
412
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,045
Nothing can change that.
413
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,129
(dramatic sting)
414
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,798
Amy Wong, a challenge has been filed
415
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:32,176
for the motherhood of these children.
416
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,928
- No...
- (static)
417
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:36,889
(breaking up): Amy?
Amy, I'm coming home, I swear.
418
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:41,143
I have to leave right now, sir!
419
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:44,480
ZAPP: No, Kif! The DOOP
never leaves a man behind!
420
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,898
Not when I'm the man!
421
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,024
(groans)
422
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:49,359
(dramatic music)
423
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:55,449
Alright, bears.
Daddy's coming to tuck you in...
424
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,533
(shotgun cocks)
425
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:58,202
...to your graves.
426
00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,995
(panting)
427
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,413
(music crescendos)
428
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,915
I'll be out here.
429
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,627
{\an8}♪
430
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,629
Nobody's taking my babies!
431
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,297
They're everything to me!
432
00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:13,300
I appreciate your emotional
shouting in my ear hole,
433
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,551
but I must intervene
434
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,762
whenever parenthood
is called into question.
435
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,306
Grand Midwife?
436
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,809
Oh, drop the surprised act, Leela.
437
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,186
- How could you do this?
- Do what?
438
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:27,022
Suck the jelly out of
the jelly donuts with a straw?
439
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:29,024
This jelly hound did not summon me.
440
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:30,275
The challenge is automatic
441
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,944
when tests show the smizmar
442
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,821
contributed no DNA.
443
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,864
{\an8}- (beep)
- The children inherited genes
444
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:37,699
{\an8}only from Kif and Leela,
445
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:40,577
{\an8}plus trace DNA from a certain Scruffy.
446
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:43,580
- (creaking)
- Scruffy's stuff gets around.
447
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,165
(sniffles, groans)
448
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:48,043
Should the challenge indicate
someone else is the mother,
449
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,294
then that person...
450
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,463
eh, or whatever...
451
00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:52,965
shall raise the children.
452
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,299
But... But...
453
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,176
You and Kif must be present
454
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,303
for the challenge tomorrow. Good day.
455
00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,763
(music crescendos)
456
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:00,931
Yeah, FYI,
457
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,683
y-you've got a little jelly right there.
458
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,226
(door hisses)
459
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:07,229
(tardigrades sniffing, grumbling)
460
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,148
♪
461
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,984
Did somebody call an exterminator?
462
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,777
♪
463
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,114
(growling)
464
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,824
(zapping, poofing)
465
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,911
- It's been a blast.
- ZAPP: Help me, Kif!
466
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:25,831
They found the secret candy in my girdle!
467
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,291
(grunting)
468
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,375
♪
469
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,502
(sniffing, growling)
470
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,216
KIF: I'm a camouflaged killing machine.
471
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,012
(crying)
472
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,221
I'm...
473
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:44,183
I'm sorry I got so jealous, Leela.
474
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,227
- I just kinda lost it.
- It's okay.
475
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:50,522
The bond parents feel
with their kids is intense...
476
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:51,815
so I hear.
477
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,400
- (video game beeping)
- I'm just proud I helped
478
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,526
you become a mom.
479
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:55,652
(sniffling)
480
00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:57,946
(crying)
481
00:19:57,946 --> 00:20:00,073
I hope it works out for you tomorrow.
482
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,742
And if it doesn't,
483
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:05,245
(sniffles) I'm sure
you'll take good care of them.
484
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,581
(wailing)
485
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:09,708
(sucking)
486
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,502
I refuse to die groveling.
487
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,129
But I'm open to sniveling.
488
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:15,214
(sniveling)
489
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,299
♪
490
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:21,803
- (stabbing)
- (tardigrades grunting)
491
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,974
Naked Kif,
492
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,392
you saved my life!
493
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,353
You have my undying loyalty.
494
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,604
(tardigrades growling)
495
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:31,980
Eat Kif! He's boneless!
496
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,941
(sniveling)
497
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,692
(tardigrades roaring)
498
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,236
♪
499
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,363
This one's for Axl, Mandy,
500
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,948
and little what's-his-name.
501
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,032
(gun cocks)
502
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:45,452
(soft, high growling)
503
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,955
♪
504
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,461
(tardigrades growl)
505
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:57,339
(shotgun cocks)
506
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,465
(panting)
507
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,175
(zapping)
508
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:01,260
(yelps)
509
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:03,804
♪
510
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:07,432
I am the Grand Midwife from the other day,
511
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:10,811
inquisitor for the challenge of Amy Wong.
512
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,272
Amy, where is your smizmale?
513
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,898
He isn't with me.
514
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:18,777
Oh, the sorrow! Oh, the shame!
515
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,237
There he is!
516
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:22,197
(helicopter whirring)
517
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:24,574
Okay, but it doesn't lessen the shame.
518
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,577
- Kif!
- Amy!
519
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,162
MANDY/AXL: Daddy!
520
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,165
I don't remember him.
521
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:34,293
So, like, did you do war stuff?
522
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,087
I did what a Daddy had to do.
523
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:38,171
♪
524
00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:41,008
(baby tardigrades growl)
525
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,135
(shotgun cocks)
526
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,846
Bear number 23 was also stupid,
527
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:49,141
fighting for scraps
while I dined on salmon tartare.
528
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,143
(mocking chewing)
529
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,562
None for you, losers! (laughs)
530
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:55,731
(yelps)
531
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,442
Oh!
532
00:21:58,442 --> 00:21:59,860
(splat)
533
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:01,945
(tardigrades growl)
534
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:04,740
(dramatic music)
535
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:08,410
The challenge may play out
over days or weeks
536
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:11,788
within the brutal confines
of the Inquisidome.
537
00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:13,623
Some call it a tiki hut.
538
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,835
Leela's gonna watch you guys
while we're in there.
539
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:17,961
(sniffles)
540
00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:20,088
And maybe a little longer.
541
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:22,299
But whatever happens,
542
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,384
you're going to be okay.
543
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:25,719
(sniffles)
544
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:27,471
You are, too.
545
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:30,474
(bubbling)
546
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:33,560
♪
547
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,984
The challenge is a challenging challenge,
548
00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:43,987
dating from when our language
had few words.
549
00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:46,782
It will incorporate
a battery of genetic tests
550
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:49,785
and a full neuropsychological
obstacle course,
551
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:52,788
but it begins with a simple question.
552
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:54,039
Amy Wong.
553
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:57,626
Do you or do you not love those children?
554
00:22:57,626 --> 00:23:00,712
♪
555
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:04,633
More than I knew I could love anything.
556
00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:08,095
Which is all that truly matters.
557
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:10,639
The challenge is over.
558
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,224
You are their mother
559
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,851
and always will be.
560
00:23:14,851 --> 00:23:15,936
(gasps)
561
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,648
(creaking, cracking)
562
00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:22,484
Oops! That wasn't supposed to happen.
563
00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:24,319
Cheap, lousy wall.
564
00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:27,948
Children! You may now come hug
your mother and father.
565
00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:30,117
For only a small additional fee.
566
00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:33,703
(kids laughing)
567
00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:36,415
You're my favorite mommy.
568
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,959
♪
569
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:40,794
- (cork pops)
- (sniffles)
570
00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:42,504
Who wants treacle?
571
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:45,257
(cooing)
572
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:47,300
Strong stuff, huh?
573
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:48,427
(Leela sniffles)
574
00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:50,178
(clink)
575
00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:53,265
(Newt cooing)
576
00:23:57,352 --> 00:24:00,355
♪
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