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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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[Angstrom Levy] There's
an infinite number of dimensions.
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I was born with the ability
to access all of them.
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I won't build my utopia
with blood.
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I need to make him pay!
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[Mark] Darkwing was at
my 12th birthday party,
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so I'm pretty sure
he doesn't kill people.
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[Allen] Mark isn't like other Viltrumites.
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He just wants to protect his world.
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[Thaedus] Bring Invincible here.
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He is the key.
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[Debbie] This child is Mark's brother.
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Which makes him family to me too.
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[Nolan] Viltrum knows I've left my post.
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They'll see your brother
as inferior and kill him.
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[Kregg] Your father will be executed.
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You will assume his mission
and prepare the planet for our rule.
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I'm sorry I gambled with your life.
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Shit! You're a Viltrumite?!
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I think everything in these books is real.
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Stuff that can hurt Viltrumites.
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[screaming]
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You shot me in the fucking head!
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[Donald] I've died 39 times even though
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there was less of me to save each time.
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[Anissa] Come with me now,
or this woman dies.
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[Cecil] How many of my new Reanimen
are ready for the field right now?
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Answer the goddamn question.
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[Anissa] Killing you is not my task.
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Soon another will come.
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[Amber] How does this work, Mark?
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- I don't know.
- Maybe that's an answer.
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- You think you're innocent in all this?
- [screaming]
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[Mark] I'll never let anyone
ever hurt my family!
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I have to learn how to control myself.
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- [Allen] Remember me?
- [Nolan] Why are you here?
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I'm here for you.
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- Eve, is that you?
- Not the me you know.
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Tell her you love her,
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or tell her you don't love her,
just tell her something.
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I think... I miss my wife.
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[grunting]
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[shouting]
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[panting]
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You can do better than that.
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I'm gonna hurt you so bad.
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[grunting]
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[shouts]
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[grunting]
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Oh!
I did it.
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[gasps] I did it!
I win! I win! I...
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That's the second time
you celebrated too soon.
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[whimpers]
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[shouting]
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[groaning]
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[grunting]
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- [exhales] You okay?
- No! You're mean!
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[Cecil] Okay.
All right, let's give the kid a break.
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He's been a champ,
but his parents are getting worried.
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He's only eight, after all.
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The GDA thanks you and your son
for your assistance.
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And we assure you, we're still
searching for a cure for his condition.
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[whimpering]
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Then what's next?
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[The Chemical Brothers: "Go"]
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♪ ♪
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[gasping]
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Whew! Ah, geez!
Aah.
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Seven minutes, 42 seconds.
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A new record.
Nice work.
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[Mark] Hey, can somebody call Art?
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I'm gonna need like 20 new costumes
if we're gonna keep doing this.
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♪ ♪
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[Mark grunts]
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♪ Can't eat ♪
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♪ Can't sleep ♪
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♪ Can't breathe, ah...
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[screaming]
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♪ Can't ♪
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[panting]
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I could have...
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I could have done it faster, but I got
lost on the way back again. [exhales]
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Well, it was still plenty fast, Mark.
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♪ To the Jacques Cousteau to the depths ♪
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♪ And you're wet,
so your tank explodes, so get it out ♪
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♪ Send your body to flight,
everybody got a target tonight ♪
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♪ Everybody come along for the ride,
all you studs and you duds ♪
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♪ And you ladies, let's fly, grip
the moment like you grippin' the earth ♪
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♪ Feel the weight
and you feelin' the girth... ♪
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Hold it.
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♪ You used to make
when everything used to hurt... ♪
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And...
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...good.
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[exhales]
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So that was
the heaviest thing we could find
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for Mark to lift, and he just lifted it.
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Come on, Donald, since when
do we let a little thing like that
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stop us from saving the world?
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- When we're through with him...
- ♪ Go... ♪
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...he'll finally live up to the name...
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[Mark grunting]
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[Donald] Over the last 90 days,
Mark's speed has increased 65%,
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his endurance 70%,
and his strength...
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and we checked this
wasn't a mistake... 138%.
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[Mark grunting]
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[Donald] The science team is
already working on a heavier version.
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So the billion-dollar question, then:
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Could he beat that Viltrumite woman
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who made us all shit our pants
three months ago?
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We think so. But she implied
someone much worse was coming.
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Which is why we're not stopping here.
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With Mark or any of our other plans.
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[Rex] Fuck me!
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Way to make
a fellow superhero feel inadequate.
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Glad it's not leg day.
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[panting]
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Hey, Rex.
Yeah, Cecil's got me on a training plan.
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Uh, yeah. I can see that.
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So, um, how much did all this cost, Cecil?
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Is this why the coffeemaker's
still broken at Guardians HQ?
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We bought you a new hand, Rex.
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- That wasn't cheap.
- Yeah.
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And this is the third time I've
been back trying to get it adjusted.
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Eh, look, I'm trying to give you
the finger right now and I can't.
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- Oh, man, that's your favorite finger.
- It's my favorite finger!
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It's his favorite finger, Cecil.
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- Can't we do something about that?
- Uh-huh.
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[groans] The customer service
in this place is terrible.
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Sir, believe it or not,
but somebody appears to be stealing
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the Declaration of Independence
from the National Archives building.
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- One guess who's behind that.
- Nah, can't be Doc Seismic.
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He's still under lock and key.
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You feel like trying out
those new muscles of yours?
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- Sure.
- Wow. I am standing right here.
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You guys could at least pretend
like you'd like my help.
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Maybe I should take Rex.
Who knows how tough this could be?
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And there might be stuff
that needs to be exploded.
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[sighs]
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- Fine, take Rex.
- You both suck.
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[dramatic music playing]
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National Archives building. Washington.
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[alarm ringing]
[Dropkick] No problem, you said.
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I can disarm the lasers, you said.
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- Now we're messing up the past.
- Technology this old is tricky.
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It's practically made of wood.
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- Hey!
- But it's not made out of wood.
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It's made out of circuits and electricity
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and stuff you're supposed to be good at.
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Relax!
We've got at least three minutes
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- until the police show up.
- [Rex] Hey, dickheads!
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Boy, did you pick the wrong day to steal
a timeless piece of America's history.
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[laughs]
Well, not that there's a right day.
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But you know what I mean.
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Uh, we're gonna kick your ass now.
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What?
They're not the police.
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- [grunting]
- So... Eve says she hasn't seen you
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in months and that you're avoiding her?
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I'm not avoiding her, it's just with
Oliver and my new training routine,
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- I've been busy.
- Uh-huh.
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- Whoa, this guy's fast.
- [Rex] Come on.
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You're single. She's single.
[grunting]
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Obviously, you two have had
the hots for each other
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- since, like, forever.
- [grunts]
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Just stop being weird about it.
Ask her out.
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It's more complicated than that.
[car alarm wailing]
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Oh, it's really not.
It's six words.
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Hey, want to go out sometime,
uh, uh, please?
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Actually, no, no, no.
Don't say please. Sounds desperate.
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Why do you care so much?
You used to date Eve.
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Well, uh, you're both my friends.
I want you to be happy.
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And if it works, you'll owe me forever.
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Okay, mine's down, by the way,
in case you hadn't noticed.
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Hey, I'm trying to hold back.
I don't want to hurt him too much.
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- I think he's just a normal dude.
- Normal this!
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[grunting]
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- Yeah, totally normal.
- I'd give up, buddy.
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I just witnessed
this guy bench-pressing the moon.
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[Rex groans]
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- Multi-Paul?
- You! You killed my sister!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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I didn't kill Kate, man!
The Lizard League did!
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You let her die!
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[grunting]
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I'll kill you!
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[wind whistling]
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[alarm ringing]
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Get dressed.
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[grunting]
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Come on! [grunting]
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Rex!
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I'm sorry.
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[grunts]
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I'm coming!
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[grunting]
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Fightmaster, you okay?
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- That guy is really strong.
- Come on.
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I didn't... [grunting]
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...fucking kill Kate.
[panting]
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I tried to save her.
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Liar!
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Get off him!
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[grunts]
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Not until he's dead.
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Last warning. I don't want to hurt you.
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[Multi-Pauls echoing]
You can't hurt us no matter...
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no matter how strong you are,
because you're all alone.
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[grunting]
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[Mark] Shit.
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[grunting]
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[yelling]
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[female voice] Stop!
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Holy shit.
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It's... [grunting]
You guys...
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You guys can see her, too, right?
It's not just me?
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[Multi-Pauls] Kate?
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- They said you were dead.
- You, out of everyone,
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- should know how hard we are to kill.
- [grunts]
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[grunts]
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Kate! You're alive.
But... [sighs]
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[stammers] Why didn't you...
[grunts]
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You let me and Rae think you were dead.
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- What the hell, man?
- It was her decision.
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- She wanted to disappear for a while.
- Yeah, well... [coughs]
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it almost got me disappeared, too.
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[sighs] Wait...
You knew!
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Aw, fuck you, Immortal.
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And you, you fucking psycho.
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You almost murdered me for nothing.
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- I've killed people for less.
- Yeah, like me!
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Just now, you frigging idiot.
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- Paul, just go before you make this worse.
- [Rex] Oh, that's rich.
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What's worse than this?
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[grunts]
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Wait!
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No, Kate. Paul almost killed Rex,
and because of him,
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those guys got away with
the Declaration of Independence.
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- [Immortal] What?
- I don't care if he's your brother.
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He's going to prison. Now.
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[April] Go on.
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[Oliver] John Witherspoon,
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Oliver Wolcott, and...
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- George Wythe.
- [chuckles] Bravo.
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Your memory, Oliver...
it's quite astounding.
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Now can I go play? 'Cause that
was the deal if I got them all right.
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Did I say that? I don't know.
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00:13:14,075 --> 00:13:18,410
- You promised. I remember.
- [chuckles] Of course.
248
00:13:18,445 --> 00:13:21,389
- We're done for the day. [door opens]
- Yes!
249
00:13:22,416 --> 00:13:24,334
Hi, Mom. Going outside to play.
See you later.
250
00:13:24,335 --> 00:13:27,045
[chuckles]
They say they grow up fast...
251
00:13:27,046 --> 00:13:30,340
Mm, but Oliver puts
every other child to shame.
252
00:13:30,341 --> 00:13:33,552
His growth and development
are off the charts,
253
00:13:33,553 --> 00:13:36,972
but they should start to level off
once he reaches puberty.
254
00:13:36,973 --> 00:13:38,974
Oh. So, tomorrow.
255
00:13:38,975 --> 00:13:42,936
Not quite that soon, but... soon.
256
00:13:42,937 --> 00:13:45,105
[sighs]
257
00:13:45,106 --> 00:13:49,776
Hi, April.
Um, you know stuff.
258
00:13:49,777 --> 00:13:52,445
How important is
the Declaration of Independence again?
259
00:13:52,446 --> 00:13:55,991
Ask your brother.
See you both tomorrow!
260
00:13:55,992 --> 00:13:58,368
[door opens, closes]
[sighs]
261
00:13:58,369 --> 00:14:01,037
Well if you hadn't dropped out
of college, you'd know, too.
262
00:14:01,038 --> 00:14:03,457
- Mom.
- I'm kidding.
263
00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:06,418
I'm glad to have you home.
264
00:14:06,419 --> 00:14:09,671
Especially with Oliver
growing up so quickly.
265
00:14:09,672 --> 00:14:11,506
[sighs]
266
00:14:11,507 --> 00:14:14,849
He really looks up to you, you know.
267
00:14:16,412 --> 00:14:19,222
And then what happened? [grunts]
268
00:14:19,223 --> 00:14:23,603
I had to save Rex from, like,
a hundred Multi-Pauls.
269
00:14:24,687 --> 00:14:27,022
But the real bad guys got away.
270
00:14:27,023 --> 00:14:29,733
Yeah. Sometimes that happens.
271
00:14:29,734 --> 00:14:33,820
If I was there, I would've
made sure we got them. [grunts]
272
00:14:33,821 --> 00:14:37,282
[chuckles] I bet you would.
273
00:14:37,283 --> 00:14:39,743
I made drawings of my costume,
and I'm practicing my moves.
274
00:14:39,744 --> 00:14:43,371
We'll be a team, right? You'll teach me,
and we'll go fight bad guys?
275
00:14:43,372 --> 00:14:47,000
- Sure. Once you get your powers.
- Promise.
276
00:14:47,001 --> 00:14:49,919
I promise, but remember,
I didn't get my powers
277
00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,838
until I was way older than...
278
00:14:51,839 --> 00:14:53,799
- [grunts]
- ...you.
279
00:14:54,884 --> 00:14:57,011
Too late. You promised.
280
00:15:00,306 --> 00:15:02,224
[groaning]
281
00:15:04,894 --> 00:15:06,978
What happened to you?
282
00:15:06,979 --> 00:15:12,776
I volunteered for an ass-kicking,
which I will never do again.
283
00:15:12,777 --> 00:15:15,987
But that's only the second
weirdest thing that happened today.
284
00:15:15,988 --> 00:15:17,448
Check it out.
285
00:15:19,033 --> 00:15:21,409
Uh... hey. [weak chuckle]
286
00:15:21,410 --> 00:15:24,913
Holy shit.
Kate? Kate!
287
00:15:24,914 --> 00:15:27,916
- [laughs] Aw.
- I missed you guys.
288
00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:33,129
But not enough to tell us she
was alive, so figure that one out.
289
00:15:33,130 --> 00:15:36,716
I needed some time, on my own.
290
00:15:36,717 --> 00:15:41,513
- Or so I thought.
- [Bulletproof] Kate. How did you survive?
291
00:15:41,514 --> 00:15:44,057
I always keep a copy for safekeeping.
292
00:15:44,058 --> 00:15:47,394
We're both rejoining the Guardians,
effective immediately.
293
00:15:47,395 --> 00:15:48,745
Also...
294
00:15:50,815 --> 00:15:54,317
Shut up.
Kate, are you guys engaged?
295
00:15:54,318 --> 00:15:57,862
I forged the ring myself
using metals I mined from...
296
00:15:57,863 --> 00:16:00,156
[laughs] Yeah. Let me see.
297
00:16:00,157 --> 00:16:02,670
Oh, my gosh, it's perfect.
Oh, my God.
298
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:03,927
[Rex groaning]
299
00:16:05,079 --> 00:16:07,080
[Black Samson] I'm glad
you're sitting down, Rex,
300
00:16:07,081 --> 00:16:11,000
'cause it's a full-on
family reunion today.
301
00:16:11,001 --> 00:16:13,962
- Hey, Rex.
- Rae!
302
00:16:13,963 --> 00:16:16,089
Oh... [grunts]
303
00:16:16,090 --> 00:16:21,803
Oh, this hurts so much,
but I don't even care.
304
00:16:21,804 --> 00:16:25,765
Doc says she's all healed up
and ready to get back to saving the world.
305
00:16:25,766 --> 00:16:29,853
- I heard you came to the hospital a lot.
- Of course I did.
306
00:16:29,854 --> 00:16:33,189
We almost got killed together,
so that makes us, like, uh...
307
00:16:33,190 --> 00:16:37,068
- Losers?
- Uh, I was gonna say too hot to live,
308
00:16:37,069 --> 00:16:40,405
too cool to die,
but sure.
309
00:16:40,406 --> 00:16:43,241
[Black Samson] Ain't nothing
gonna stand up to us now.
310
00:16:43,242 --> 00:16:47,078
The family's back, baby,
and unbreakable.
311
00:16:47,079 --> 00:16:50,457
[Cecil sighs]
Enlighten me.
312
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:52,542
It's nothing specific sir, but
313
00:16:52,543 --> 00:16:56,129
the residents of this town reported
that their groundwater's
314
00:16:56,130 --> 00:17:00,842
- recently become sulfurous and undrinkable.
- [Cecil] We're not the EPA, Donald.
315
00:17:00,843 --> 00:17:04,220
[Donald] There's been a chain of small
earthquakes throughout this region.
316
00:17:04,221 --> 00:17:07,849
- Well, they frack there, don't they?
- Children here have reported
317
00:17:07,850 --> 00:17:11,269
hearing strange sounds
from a local cave system.
318
00:17:11,270 --> 00:17:12,937
Well, children hear a lot of things.
319
00:17:12,938 --> 00:17:16,941
There's been three subway derailments
in the last month in New York,
320
00:17:16,942 --> 00:17:20,779
all traced back to small shifts
in the tunnel foundations.
321
00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:22,864
And the connection between all of this?
322
00:17:22,865 --> 00:17:25,700
I... Uh, I-I don't have one yet.
323
00:17:25,701 --> 00:17:29,996
But we've categorized over 300
unusual geological events, sir.
324
00:17:29,997 --> 00:17:32,750
Well, map them out.
325
00:17:39,381 --> 00:17:42,258
[sighs] So, the country's got measles.
326
00:17:42,259 --> 00:17:44,844
They do seem to be centered
around major cities,
327
00:17:44,845 --> 00:17:47,764
but there's no other pattern
we can find yet.
328
00:17:47,765 --> 00:17:49,266
And our resident earthquaker?
329
00:17:51,602 --> 00:17:55,021
Hmm.
Well, when it graduates to more
330
00:17:55,022 --> 00:17:56,940
than a giant coincidence, call me.
331
00:17:56,941 --> 00:18:01,403
Uh, there's one other thing
you should see, sir.
332
00:18:03,823 --> 00:18:07,075
- [Oliver] Too late. You promised!
- [sighs]
333
00:18:07,076 --> 00:18:11,938
This, Donald.
You should have led with this.
334
00:18:12,665 --> 00:18:15,250
You were 17 when you got your powers.
335
00:18:15,251 --> 00:18:17,669
Which, honestly, was still too early.
336
00:18:17,670 --> 00:18:20,755
And the fact that Oliver kept them
a secret... I mean, that worries me.
337
00:18:20,756 --> 00:18:25,051
- He just wanted to surprise me.
- [sighs] He's too young.
338
00:18:25,052 --> 00:18:28,137
He might get hurt,
or hurt someone else by accident.
339
00:18:28,138 --> 00:18:29,931
I made him promise not to use his powers
340
00:18:29,932 --> 00:18:32,725
until we all had time to talk about it.
341
00:18:32,726 --> 00:18:34,686
And to not keep any more secrets.
342
00:18:34,687 --> 00:18:37,647
He's a kid.
You think he's not gonna try them out?
343
00:18:37,648 --> 00:18:41,151
- You would have.
- He promised. [kisses]
344
00:18:47,324 --> 00:18:49,618
[William] Stree-rike!
345
00:18:50,953 --> 00:18:52,912
[grunts] Ha!
346
00:18:52,913 --> 00:18:54,455
[laughs]
347
00:18:54,456 --> 00:18:56,291
I just want to point out that here I am,
348
00:18:56,292 --> 00:19:00,044
the only guy without superpowers
or a banging cyborg body,
349
00:19:00,045 --> 00:19:05,466
and I just beat both your butts
for the third time in a row. Boom.
350
00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:09,387
- Maybe bowling's his superpower.
- I think so.
351
00:19:09,388 --> 00:19:13,308
So, Mark, we've been here two hours,
and you still haven't brought it up.
352
00:19:13,309 --> 00:19:17,186
- Brought up what?
- Oh, come on. I know that look.
353
00:19:17,187 --> 00:19:19,522
There's something you
desperately want to talk about
354
00:19:19,523 --> 00:19:22,233
but you're too scared
to just say whatever it is.
355
00:19:22,234 --> 00:19:24,736
[sighs] It's that obvious?
356
00:19:24,737 --> 00:19:27,739
- Even I see it.
- [Mark] Okay.
357
00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:30,408
Remember when I was trapped
in that dimension with Angstrom?
358
00:19:30,409 --> 00:19:32,785
And that other Eve showed up to save me?
359
00:19:32,786 --> 00:19:36,332
I didn't tell you guys
everything she said.
360
00:19:39,501 --> 00:19:41,753
[electronic melody plays]
361
00:19:41,754 --> 00:19:44,881
So, the other Eve said
she always loved you
362
00:19:44,882 --> 00:19:48,217
and that you needed to either
love her back or let her go
363
00:19:48,218 --> 00:19:51,179
- because you were ruining her life?
- [Mark] Pretty much.
364
00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:56,434
- [Rick] Do you have feelings for Eve?
- Yeah. I do.
365
00:19:56,435 --> 00:19:59,646
And I've had them for a while, but...
366
00:19:59,647 --> 00:20:01,814
should I tell her about the other her?
367
00:20:01,815 --> 00:20:04,651
Hard no.
That's super weird and awkward.
368
00:20:04,652 --> 00:20:06,653
Do not go there.
369
00:20:06,654 --> 00:20:10,573
[Rick] William's right.
This other her isn't her.
370
00:20:10,574 --> 00:20:13,534
Just ask this Eve out.
See where it goes.
371
00:20:13,535 --> 00:20:16,579
Maybe? I-I don't know.
372
00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:19,832
If I ask Eve out, I want to be honest
with her from the start.
373
00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:21,334
Not like I was with Amber.
374
00:20:21,335 --> 00:20:23,378
There's a big difference
between being honest
375
00:20:23,379 --> 00:20:25,338
and being too honest,
376
00:20:25,339 --> 00:20:28,383
- and this is definitely the latter.
- I agre... [groans]
377
00:20:28,384 --> 00:20:29,676
Ah...
378
00:20:29,677 --> 00:20:32,011
- Rick?
- [panting]
379
00:20:32,012 --> 00:20:35,098
It's his heart.
He's still having pain from...
380
00:20:35,099 --> 00:20:36,599
what Sinclair did.
381
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:41,062
[groans]
Ah, it's okay. I'm getting used to it.
382
00:20:41,063 --> 00:20:43,231
But you should talk to Eve.
383
00:20:43,232 --> 00:20:44,952
If there's one thing I've learned,
it's that
384
00:20:44,976 --> 00:20:49,529
life can change in an instant.
So don't wait.
385
00:20:49,530 --> 00:20:52,491
Thanks, Rick.
That's good advice.
386
00:20:54,368 --> 00:20:56,852
But leave the other her out of it.
387
00:20:57,997 --> 00:20:59,873
[engine sputtering]
388
00:21:02,584 --> 00:21:06,880
Um... how are we gonna get back to campus?
389
00:21:07,965 --> 00:21:10,383
Say, Mark...
390
00:21:10,384 --> 00:21:13,220
[laughs] Ho, ho! Do a loop!
391
00:21:23,272 --> 00:21:24,564
[exhales]
392
00:21:24,565 --> 00:21:29,069
Okay.
Just tell her how you feel. Easy.
393
00:21:31,196 --> 00:21:34,782
Oh, God, how am I more nervous
about this than fighting aliens?
394
00:21:34,783 --> 00:21:38,787
[Eve] Are you gonna hover out there
all day talking to yourself or come in?
395
00:21:42,791 --> 00:21:44,662
[Debbie] If you want
to go to the zoo,
396
00:21:44,697 --> 00:21:46,289
- then stop squirming.
- [whimpers]
397
00:21:46,313 --> 00:21:48,629
But you and April always say
I should be myself.
398
00:21:48,630 --> 00:21:51,674
Yes, yes, and that's true,
399
00:21:51,675 --> 00:21:54,927
but you want to be a superhero, right?
400
00:21:54,928 --> 00:21:58,264
And you know that many superheroes
have secret identities.
401
00:21:58,265 --> 00:22:01,727
- Even your brother.
- Yeah...
402
00:22:02,770 --> 00:22:04,020
- Well...
- [groans]
403
00:22:04,021 --> 00:22:08,567
- ...this is your secret identity.
- Cool!
404
00:22:11,445 --> 00:22:14,614
I'm sorry I didn't tell you
about my powers.
405
00:22:14,615 --> 00:22:17,075
[sighs] That's okay, Oliver.
406
00:22:17,076 --> 00:22:18,951
But no more secrets.
[doorbell rings]
407
00:22:18,952 --> 00:22:22,956
- Huh? I'll get it!
- Wait, wait. I'm not finished.
408
00:22:26,585 --> 00:22:28,628
Think you missed a spot there, kiddo.
409
00:22:28,629 --> 00:22:30,004
[gasps]
410
00:22:30,005 --> 00:22:33,341
- I'm Cecil Stedman.
- I've heard of you.
411
00:22:33,342 --> 00:22:36,342
You tell superheroes what to do and
if they don't listen, you get super mad.
412
00:22:36,366 --> 00:22:40,681
Hm. That's about right.
And I've also heard of you.
413
00:22:40,682 --> 00:22:43,727
Good, because I'm almost a superhero, too.
414
00:22:44,728 --> 00:22:47,439
That's why I'm here. [sighs]
415
00:22:48,690 --> 00:22:51,025
[Eve] Uh, yeah, they're both good.
416
00:22:51,026 --> 00:22:55,154
My dad got another furniture job, so
he's not working at Burger Mart anymore,
417
00:22:55,155 --> 00:22:58,783
and, well, my mom's helping out
at a preschool near our house.
418
00:22:58,784 --> 00:23:00,326
How's your mom?
419
00:23:00,327 --> 00:23:04,038
Uh, her arm's totally healed,
so she's doing okay.
420
00:23:04,039 --> 00:23:06,374
I think she likes having
me and Oliver around.
421
00:23:06,375 --> 00:23:11,212
- Except, guess who can fly now.
- Oliver?! Wait, already?
422
00:23:11,213 --> 00:23:13,798
Oh... oh, man.
I feel for your mom.
423
00:23:13,799 --> 00:23:17,718
- How are you gonna keep him in the house?
- I don't know yet.
424
00:23:17,719 --> 00:23:19,471
- Are you going to college?
- Yeah.
425
00:23:20,848 --> 00:23:22,431
I realized my dad was right.
426
00:23:22,432 --> 00:23:24,767
I am not an architect or an engineer.
427
00:23:24,768 --> 00:23:27,603
I mean, look at this place.
It's barely staying up here.
428
00:23:27,604 --> 00:23:32,108
So, I signed up for part-time classes.
I start next week.
429
00:23:32,109 --> 00:23:35,403
- That's amazing.
- Thanks.
430
00:23:35,404 --> 00:23:37,029
It's weird, though.
431
00:23:37,030 --> 00:23:40,950
Why is going to school more nerve-racking
than fighting aliens?
432
00:23:40,951 --> 00:23:44,370
[chuckles] I... know the feeling.
433
00:23:44,371 --> 00:23:46,248
So...
434
00:23:47,666 --> 00:23:49,334
why are you really here, Mark?
435
00:23:50,878 --> 00:23:52,462
[sighs] Okay.
436
00:23:53,839 --> 00:23:56,341
I've been thinking
about this a lot, and...
437
00:23:57,467 --> 00:24:02,305
...I want to see if we...
meaning you and me...
438
00:24:02,306 --> 00:24:07,435
if-if we could, um,
you know, work together,
439
00:24:07,436 --> 00:24:11,606
but, l-like, as people,
not-not work-work.
440
00:24:11,607 --> 00:24:17,945
- Are you... asking me out?
- Uh... yeah.
441
00:24:17,946 --> 00:24:21,374
[chuckles] I mean,
I'm just doing a terrible job at it.
442
00:24:24,912 --> 00:24:26,871
April doesn't know, so don't blame her.
443
00:24:26,872 --> 00:24:28,873
Even I only found out yesterday.
444
00:24:28,874 --> 00:24:32,835
- I would've appreciated a call.
- You found out anyway.
445
00:24:32,836 --> 00:24:34,795
And I don't work for you.
446
00:24:34,796 --> 00:24:37,173
I thought we agreed
to trust each other, Debbie.
447
00:24:37,174 --> 00:24:41,302
[chuckles] I'm sorry, but Cecil, please.
448
00:24:41,303 --> 00:24:44,347
Mark, and now Oliver,
are players in a game
449
00:24:44,348 --> 00:24:46,725
that involves the entire Earth and beyond.
450
00:24:47,809 --> 00:24:51,354
And like it or not, Debbie,
you're a part of this, too.
451
00:24:51,355 --> 00:24:54,982
Cecil, how many times do we
have to have this conversation?
452
00:24:54,983 --> 00:24:58,819
My responsibilities
will always be to my family first.
453
00:24:58,820 --> 00:25:02,449
And that's never going to change.
No matter what.
454
00:25:05,577 --> 00:25:07,912
[ominous music playing]
455
00:25:07,913 --> 00:25:09,915
[low humming]
456
00:25:13,335 --> 00:25:14,502
[inhales deeply]
457
00:25:14,503 --> 00:25:16,671
[humming]
458
00:25:16,672 --> 00:25:18,715
[Rex whistling a tune]
459
00:25:23,428 --> 00:25:24,778
What the hell?
460
00:25:25,764 --> 00:25:29,226
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Are you serious?
461
00:25:32,104 --> 00:25:36,482
Cecil spends ten gajillion dollars
on Mark's fitness classes,
462
00:25:36,483 --> 00:25:39,193
but can't fix our goddamn... Oh!
463
00:25:39,194 --> 00:25:42,363
What the fuck is this?!
464
00:25:42,364 --> 00:25:44,448
[growling]
465
00:25:44,449 --> 00:25:47,619
[screeching]
[screams]
466
00:25:48,620 --> 00:25:50,037
Lost contact completely.
467
00:25:50,038 --> 00:25:51,872
- No response from the team.
- Over 100 earthquakes reported.
468
00:25:51,873 --> 00:25:53,749
- [agent] I can't get anyone on the line.
- I need you to go in there
469
00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:55,510
- and check it out.
- Sorry, it's all I know.
470
00:25:55,534 --> 00:25:58,504
Sir, we have intense geological
events all over the country.
471
00:25:58,505 --> 00:26:00,756
But, worse, we can't reach a single hero.
472
00:26:00,757 --> 00:26:02,633
Even the Guardians have gone silent.
473
00:26:02,634 --> 00:26:05,512
Most heroes carry a GDA tracker.
Th-Throw them up on the screen.
474
00:26:06,638 --> 00:26:08,848
[agents gasping]
[indistinct chatter]
475
00:26:08,849 --> 00:26:10,434
Show me Seismic.
476
00:26:13,020 --> 00:26:13,978
Oh, no.
477
00:26:13,979 --> 00:26:16,659
- [male agent] Report, report.
- [female agent] Code red, right now.
478
00:26:16,683 --> 00:26:17,648
[overlapping chatter]
479
00:26:17,649 --> 00:26:19,734
[Debbie] I'm sorry,
but I can't agree to that.
480
00:26:19,735 --> 00:26:21,652
[Cecil] It would only
be for a few hours a day.
481
00:26:21,653 --> 00:26:23,988
We can monitor his superpowers
more closely,
482
00:26:23,989 --> 00:26:26,532
help him understand and control them.
483
00:26:26,533 --> 00:26:30,578
- There's that word again.
- You know what I mean.
484
00:26:30,579 --> 00:26:34,124
There's no way I'm letting you
take Oliver to your...
485
00:26:35,792 --> 00:26:37,251
...lab.
486
00:26:37,252 --> 00:26:39,772
The only reason I even let April in here
is because I trust her.
487
00:26:39,796 --> 00:26:44,383
- Ouch.
- Cecil, I understand you have a job to do.
488
00:26:44,384 --> 00:26:48,095
But I also know that everything else
is secondary to that job.
489
00:26:48,096 --> 00:26:52,183
And that's why I can never trust you
with either Mark or Oliver's lives.
490
00:26:52,184 --> 00:26:54,602
Other people have sons and daughters, too.
491
00:26:54,603 --> 00:26:57,229
Sons and daughters
who aren't as lucky as your boys.
492
00:26:57,230 --> 00:27:00,396
- That is not fair.
- What?
493
00:27:00,817 --> 00:27:02,276
What are you talking about?
494
00:27:02,277 --> 00:27:05,237
- What, every single one?
- What's going on?
495
00:27:05,238 --> 00:27:07,406
Every superhero in America
has been abducted.
496
00:27:07,407 --> 00:27:09,326
Except for two.
497
00:27:11,495 --> 00:27:15,373
- [Mark] Uh... Eve?
- Okay.
498
00:27:15,374 --> 00:27:19,044
- Okay?
- Sure. Let's try.
499
00:27:20,087 --> 00:27:22,880
- [chuckles] Really?
- I mean, it makes sense, right?
500
00:27:22,881 --> 00:27:25,466
We're both superheroes,
we know what comes with the territory.
501
00:27:25,467 --> 00:27:27,447
I-I... We've already
been through a bunch
502
00:27:27,448 --> 00:27:31,472
of life or death situations together.
So...
503
00:27:31,473 --> 00:27:33,474
let's try and see what happens.
504
00:27:33,475 --> 00:27:35,811
[chuckles] T-That's great.
505
00:27:36,978 --> 00:27:38,312
Oh, man, I-I...
506
00:27:38,313 --> 00:27:40,231
I just didn't want to leave you
hanging anymore.
507
00:27:40,232 --> 00:27:46,112
What?
Leave me hanging? Uh, you asked me out.
508
00:27:46,113 --> 00:27:47,906
No, I meant...
509
00:27:50,575 --> 00:27:54,787
- Remember that other you I told you about?
- Yeah.
510
00:27:54,788 --> 00:27:57,957
She just... [chuckles]
She said she always loved me
511
00:27:57,958 --> 00:28:01,168
and not knowing if I loved her back
was killing her,
512
00:28:01,169 --> 00:28:03,879
so she told me I should
either ask you out or...
513
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:05,172
shut it down forever.
514
00:28:05,173 --> 00:28:08,175
Wait, I-I'm sorry...
So you're only asking me out now
515
00:28:08,176 --> 00:28:11,470
because the other me, who is not me,
516
00:28:11,471 --> 00:28:13,807
told you how miserably she was?
517
00:28:15,183 --> 00:28:17,184
Wait, uh, no, that... that's not it.
518
00:28:17,185 --> 00:28:19,687
Did you have feelings for me
before you met her?
519
00:28:19,688 --> 00:28:21,105
Eve, I mean... Of course.
520
00:28:21,106 --> 00:28:23,732
Or are you only here
because you feel sorry for me?
521
00:28:23,733 --> 00:28:28,196
Oh, God, no. I...
That's not what I meant. I...
522
00:28:29,197 --> 00:28:31,575
Cecil, please, not now!
523
00:28:32,617 --> 00:28:34,286
What do you mean?
524
00:28:36,079 --> 00:28:38,205
Just Eve and I?
525
00:28:38,206 --> 00:28:41,418
[shaky inhale]
Eve, there's, uh, a problem.
526
00:28:42,502 --> 00:28:44,952
This better be fucking cataclysmic.
527
00:28:45,505 --> 00:28:47,215
[intriguing music playing]
528
00:28:48,884 --> 00:28:50,234
[grunts]
529
00:28:53,972 --> 00:28:56,141
[Debbie clears throat]
[groans]
530
00:28:58,518 --> 00:29:00,604
Uh-oh.
531
00:29:01,730 --> 00:29:05,691
[Doc Seismic] Patience is a virtue.
532
00:29:05,692 --> 00:29:08,444
It took months for me and my friends
533
00:29:08,445 --> 00:29:12,364
to learn all of your
particular vibrations.
534
00:29:12,365 --> 00:29:16,828
How you move,
how you breathe.
535
00:29:17,829 --> 00:29:21,790
The pitter-patter
of your black, little hearts.
536
00:29:21,791 --> 00:29:25,628
I think you'll agree
it was worth
537
00:29:25,629 --> 00:29:28,964
every minute of my incarceration.
[all grunting]
538
00:29:28,965 --> 00:29:30,799
[both grunting, straining]
539
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,302
I tried to change your corrupt system.
540
00:29:33,303 --> 00:29:35,346
Tear down your false idols.
541
00:29:35,347 --> 00:29:38,682
Take back what you stole from the earth.
542
00:29:38,683 --> 00:29:43,771
But every time I was stopped
by you superpowered fascists,
543
00:29:43,772 --> 00:29:47,274
fighting to keep
your capitalistic slave machine running,
544
00:29:47,275 --> 00:29:51,530
- until now.
- You haven't stopped a thing!
545
00:29:53,114 --> 00:29:54,907
[grunts]
546
00:29:54,908 --> 00:29:59,203
- You're crushing us.
- Aw, shit! Stop!
547
00:29:59,204 --> 00:30:03,582
See? You're toxic,
even to your own compatriots.
548
00:30:03,583 --> 00:30:06,502
- Any luck?
- [Robot] I've diverted all power to my transmitter.
549
00:30:06,503 --> 00:30:08,837
It should just reach
the GDA surveillance network
550
00:30:08,838 --> 00:30:10,256
from this far underground.
551
00:30:10,257 --> 00:30:11,924
[grunts]
552
00:30:11,925 --> 00:30:17,304
- Oh, what do you want, Seismic?
- Oh, didn't I make that clear?
553
00:30:17,305 --> 00:30:21,392
Soon, you'll all feel the full weight
of the evil you've done
554
00:30:21,393 --> 00:30:24,220
to support your failing human race.
555
00:30:32,529 --> 00:30:35,990
For you are all dust.
556
00:30:35,991 --> 00:30:41,202
And to dust you shall return!
[cackles]
557
00:30:41,705 --> 00:30:43,455
[distant whirring]
Huh? What?
558
00:30:43,456 --> 00:30:45,874
What is that sound?
559
00:30:45,875 --> 00:30:47,586
[whirring approaches]
560
00:30:54,092 --> 00:30:56,553
[triumphant music playing]
561
00:30:58,346 --> 00:30:59,696
[gasps]
562
00:31:00,473 --> 00:31:01,975
[hisses]
563
00:31:04,853 --> 00:31:07,938
[Eve] Ah. Someone upped their game.
564
00:31:07,939 --> 00:31:11,692
- I know. I'm impressed.
- Well, well, well.
565
00:31:11,693 --> 00:31:17,281
It's my old friends Token Diversity
and Gender Stereotype.
566
00:31:17,282 --> 00:31:20,534
Um, I wouldn't talk,
Generic Mad Scientist.
567
00:31:20,535 --> 00:31:23,078
Now set everyone free
before this turns ugly.
568
00:31:23,079 --> 00:31:27,910
It turned ugly the day Homo sapiens
took their first step onto land.
569
00:31:31,421 --> 00:31:33,464
- Hmm.
- [sighs]
570
00:31:33,465 --> 00:31:36,216
I take it back.
I'm not impressed anymore.
571
00:31:36,217 --> 00:31:38,969
Oh, that wasn't an attack.
572
00:31:38,970 --> 00:31:41,388
That's how we talk.
573
00:31:41,389 --> 00:31:43,015
[rumbling]
574
00:31:43,016 --> 00:31:44,366
[Eve gasps]
575
00:31:47,395 --> 00:31:49,355
[grunts]
576
00:31:49,356 --> 00:31:50,857
[roars]
577
00:31:52,942 --> 00:31:54,944
[chittering]
578
00:31:58,198 --> 00:32:00,200
[growling]
579
00:32:02,077 --> 00:32:04,119
[chittering, screeching]
580
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,665
[tense, sinister music playing]
581
00:32:08,291 --> 00:32:10,293
[Doc Seismic laughs]
582
00:32:15,674 --> 00:32:17,300
[Mark and Eve grunting]
583
00:32:22,180 --> 00:32:25,599
[Robot] Cecil, our situation
is rapidly becoming dire.
584
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:29,186
How does a nobody like Doc Seismic
pull shit like this?
585
00:32:29,187 --> 00:32:33,232
He seems to have found allies
from somewhere deep inside the earth.
586
00:32:33,233 --> 00:32:35,526
I can see that, Donald.
587
00:32:35,527 --> 00:32:38,028
[Mark grunts, screams]
588
00:32:38,029 --> 00:32:39,613
Who do we have if Mark and Eve go down?
589
00:32:39,614 --> 00:32:41,990
No one close, sir.
He's cleaned us out.
590
00:32:41,991 --> 00:32:45,226
[sighs] Open up the darkroom
and ready drop-pods
591
00:32:45,265 --> 00:32:46,537
- one through three.
- Yes, sir.
592
00:32:46,538 --> 00:32:48,206
[strains]
593
00:32:49,582 --> 00:32:51,792
I didn't mean anything.
594
00:32:51,793 --> 00:32:54,294
But Cecil said
all the superheroes were gone.
595
00:32:54,295 --> 00:32:57,423
So I wanted to go out
and help until they got back.
596
00:32:57,424 --> 00:33:00,426
[sighs]
And I'm glad you wanted to help,
597
00:33:00,427 --> 00:33:05,764
- but why didn't you talk to me first?
- I don't know.
598
00:33:05,765 --> 00:33:08,435
Because you knew I'd say no?
599
00:33:10,145 --> 00:33:14,857
Hmm. Maybe that's a clue that you
shouldn't be trying to sneak out.
600
00:33:14,858 --> 00:33:16,317
I guess.
601
00:33:17,569 --> 00:33:22,239
- I'm sorry, Mom.
- It's okay. I understand.
602
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,533
You just want
to be like Invincible, right?
603
00:33:24,534 --> 00:33:28,579
- Yeah!
- Well... you know who's Invincible's mom?
604
00:33:28,580 --> 00:33:29,997
[gasps]
605
00:33:29,998 --> 00:33:33,917
Mm-hmm. That's right.
Me.
606
00:33:33,918 --> 00:33:36,545
And since he always listens to his mom,
607
00:33:36,546 --> 00:33:38,338
I'll ask him to start training you
608
00:33:38,339 --> 00:33:41,258
so someday you can be
a hero just like him.
609
00:33:41,259 --> 00:33:44,387
As long as there's
no more secrets between us.
610
00:33:45,388 --> 00:33:46,722
Promise?
611
00:33:46,723 --> 00:33:48,182
[delighted cry]
612
00:33:48,183 --> 00:33:50,684
I promise, I promise, I promise!
613
00:33:50,685 --> 00:33:52,035
[grunts]
614
00:33:54,022 --> 00:33:56,024
[pulsing, sinister music playing]
615
00:33:57,358 --> 00:33:59,194
[chittering, hissing]
616
00:34:00,236 --> 00:34:01,570
[grunts]
617
00:34:01,571 --> 00:34:03,656
[grunting]
618
00:34:04,741 --> 00:34:06,091
Yah!
619
00:34:08,787 --> 00:34:10,137
[roars]
620
00:34:12,540 --> 00:34:14,918
[grunting]
621
00:34:17,086 --> 00:34:19,088
[creature screams]
622
00:34:21,883 --> 00:34:23,842
[Doc Seismic laughs]
623
00:34:23,843 --> 00:34:25,677
You think you're strong?
624
00:34:25,678 --> 00:34:29,515
These creatures were born deep in the fire
625
00:34:29,516 --> 00:34:31,934
and pressure of the earth's womb!
626
00:34:31,935 --> 00:34:33,285
[cackling]
627
00:34:34,729 --> 00:34:36,897
[roaring]
628
00:34:36,898 --> 00:34:39,442
Mark, he's not lying.
629
00:34:43,321 --> 00:34:45,072
[grunts]
630
00:34:45,073 --> 00:34:48,368
Free the others! I'll cover you.
631
00:34:53,832 --> 00:34:55,834
[groans] Stop her!
632
00:34:57,168 --> 00:34:58,920
Whoa! Whoa!
633
00:35:01,673 --> 00:35:03,675
[Mark grunting]
634
00:35:06,344 --> 00:35:08,137
Go!
635
00:35:09,514 --> 00:35:10,597
[gasps]
636
00:35:10,598 --> 00:35:12,642
Goodbye.
637
00:35:13,601 --> 00:35:14,726
[grunts]
638
00:35:14,727 --> 00:35:16,729
[gasps]
639
00:35:20,775 --> 00:35:22,777
[grunts]
640
00:35:25,780 --> 00:35:27,699
Eve! [grunts]
641
00:35:29,993 --> 00:35:32,453
[screaming]
642
00:35:35,248 --> 00:35:38,208
[grunting]
643
00:35:38,209 --> 00:35:40,127
[roars]
[grunts]
644
00:35:40,128 --> 00:35:42,796
[shouting]
645
00:35:42,797 --> 00:35:44,883
[groaning]
646
00:35:49,262 --> 00:35:52,598
Eve?
Are you okay?
647
00:35:52,599 --> 00:35:55,184
Eve. [grunts]
648
00:35:58,396 --> 00:36:00,731
[woozy] You're not supposed
to be this tough.
649
00:36:00,732 --> 00:36:03,692
You're not supposed to win.
650
00:36:03,693 --> 00:36:06,737
[grunts]
651
00:36:06,738 --> 00:36:10,074
[Doc Seismic] Things change.
652
00:36:14,454 --> 00:36:15,579
[Black Samson] Invincible!
653
00:36:15,580 --> 00:36:17,581
[groans]
654
00:36:17,582 --> 00:36:20,043
Invincible, wake up!
655
00:36:24,547 --> 00:36:27,591
Wake Eve up!
She can get us out of these things.
656
00:36:27,592 --> 00:36:30,302
Eve! Eve, wake up.
657
00:36:30,303 --> 00:36:32,388
[shouting]
658
00:36:34,182 --> 00:36:36,517
Aw, fuck!
659
00:36:40,063 --> 00:36:43,482
Don't feel bad you're being
returned to Mother Earth.
660
00:36:43,483 --> 00:36:45,483
- Your remains will help feed a new,
- Eve, please.
661
00:36:45,507 --> 00:36:47,819
- We're in big trouble.
- Mark?
662
00:36:47,820 --> 00:36:51,615
better kind of life,
free of your oppressive violence.
663
00:36:51,616 --> 00:36:52,991
[cackling]
664
00:36:52,992 --> 00:36:54,910
We're running out of time, man!
665
00:36:54,911 --> 00:36:57,454
- Five...
- What happened?
666
00:36:57,455 --> 00:36:59,081
You got to get us out of here.
667
00:36:59,082 --> 00:37:01,583
[Donald] ...four...
668
00:37:01,584 --> 00:37:04,670
No final quips before your deaths?
669
00:37:04,671 --> 00:37:08,131
- [Rex] Eat your own dick!
- ...three...
670
00:37:08,132 --> 00:37:12,386
Then, with that final display
of wit and intelligence...
671
00:37:12,387 --> 00:37:15,640
- ...two...
- ...goodbye forever.
672
00:37:17,684 --> 00:37:21,036
- I don't think so.
- ...one.
673
00:37:37,245 --> 00:37:39,414
What the fuck?
674
00:37:41,082 --> 00:37:44,043
[grunting]
675
00:37:48,923 --> 00:37:51,134
You haven't stopped anything!
676
00:37:57,140 --> 00:37:58,223
[hisses]
677
00:37:58,224 --> 00:37:59,574
[roaring]
678
00:38:05,231 --> 00:38:06,649
[shouting]
679
00:38:14,699 --> 00:38:16,049
[shouts]
680
00:38:18,870 --> 00:38:20,162
[Eve] Mark!
681
00:38:20,163 --> 00:38:21,789
[Mark shouts]
682
00:38:22,915 --> 00:38:25,418
[dramatic music playing]
683
00:38:41,642 --> 00:38:42,992
[shouts]
684
00:38:44,270 --> 00:38:46,105
[hisses]
685
00:38:57,992 --> 00:38:59,952
[shouts]
686
00:39:00,995 --> 00:39:02,345
[grunts]
687
00:39:04,290 --> 00:39:06,750
[shouts]
688
00:39:06,751 --> 00:39:08,101
No!
689
00:39:18,471 --> 00:39:23,016
If I'm going down,
so is everyone!
690
00:39:23,017 --> 00:39:24,477
[cackling]
691
00:39:25,686 --> 00:39:27,146
Shit.
692
00:39:35,196 --> 00:39:36,906
[grunts]
693
00:39:53,965 --> 00:39:56,092
[cheering]
Yes! Yes!
694
00:39:57,135 --> 00:39:59,302
[whoops] Fuck yes!
695
00:39:59,303 --> 00:40:01,805
[laughs] Up top!
696
00:40:01,806 --> 00:40:05,600
Yeah! Down low?
Oh, ho, no?
697
00:40:05,601 --> 00:40:07,769
[laughs]
You know what? That's okay.
698
00:40:07,770 --> 00:40:11,439
We won, my dick's out and I don't care.
699
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,734
Whoo!
Guardians of the Globe, baby!
700
00:40:14,735 --> 00:40:18,905
- Where's Doc Seismic?
- He was in the Shadowverse.
701
00:40:18,906 --> 00:40:22,450
- Soon, he'll be back in prison.
- Darkwing?
702
00:40:22,451 --> 00:40:25,203
Darkwing Two, technically.
But, yes.
703
00:40:25,204 --> 00:40:26,747
[grunts]
704
00:40:27,874 --> 00:40:29,224
[grunts]
705
00:40:30,710 --> 00:40:32,127
Why the hell is he here?
706
00:40:32,128 --> 00:40:34,838
And why the fuck are those things here?
707
00:40:34,839 --> 00:40:37,174
He's a murderer.
708
00:40:37,175 --> 00:40:41,094
And those things... the guy
who made those things killed people.
709
00:40:41,095 --> 00:40:44,055
- They almost killed my best friend.
- [Darkwing] He's right.
710
00:40:44,056 --> 00:40:48,351
I did terrible things.
But that was before.
711
00:40:48,352 --> 00:40:50,103
I'm better now, thanks to Cecil.
712
00:40:50,104 --> 00:40:52,314
Better? You should be in prison.
713
00:40:52,315 --> 00:40:54,691
- Are you okay?
- No, I'm not okay.
714
00:40:54,692 --> 00:40:57,986
Cecil said he put Sinclair away,
and Darkwing, too,
715
00:40:57,987 --> 00:41:01,489
- and now they're both working for him?
- We don't know everything yet.
716
00:41:01,490 --> 00:41:04,326
I don't need to know everything
to know this is wrong.
717
00:41:04,327 --> 00:41:07,162
Jesus. I was an idiot to believe Cecil.
718
00:41:07,163 --> 00:41:11,041
- Even my mom warned me about trusting him.
- Stand down, Invincible.
719
00:41:11,042 --> 00:41:14,544
They saved us. They saved everyone here.
720
00:41:14,545 --> 00:41:16,421
We can get to the bottom of this together.
721
00:41:16,422 --> 00:41:18,758
Oh, I'm gonna get
to the bottom of this right now.
722
00:41:20,134 --> 00:41:21,843
Mark, wait.
723
00:41:21,844 --> 00:41:25,263
I can't, Eve.
I'm sorry.
724
00:41:25,264 --> 00:41:30,353
And I'm sorry about before, too.
I messed it all up.
725
00:41:33,481 --> 00:41:35,775
He's coming.
726
00:41:38,819 --> 00:41:40,070
[door whooshes open]
727
00:41:40,071 --> 00:41:43,782
- Are you working with D.A. Sinclair?
- Calm down.
728
00:41:43,783 --> 00:41:45,992
He turned people into monsters.
729
00:41:45,993 --> 00:41:48,662
He almost killed William.
He should be in prison.
730
00:41:48,663 --> 00:41:51,122
He can't fix his mistakes in prison, Mark.
731
00:41:51,123 --> 00:41:54,501
- Neither can Darkwing.
- What are you even talking about?
732
00:41:54,502 --> 00:41:57,087
[groans]
733
00:41:57,088 --> 00:41:59,214
D.A. Sinclair's a genius.
734
00:41:59,215 --> 00:42:02,092
Darkwing cracked from fighting
endless crime in Midnight City.
735
00:42:02,093 --> 00:42:04,803
You don't waste people like that,
you reform them.
736
00:42:04,804 --> 00:42:08,640
Repair them. Let them make
restitution for their mistakes.
737
00:42:08,641 --> 00:42:11,977
Mistakes?
They murdered people!
738
00:42:11,978 --> 00:42:14,729
Rick still isn't right
after what Sinclair did to him.
739
00:42:14,730 --> 00:42:18,066
Sinclair's new Reanimen
are made with donated corpses.
740
00:42:18,067 --> 00:42:20,235
Darkwing will never kill again.
741
00:42:20,236 --> 00:42:23,823
They both went through severe
psychological reprogramming.
742
00:42:25,741 --> 00:42:27,617
They save lives now, Mark.
743
00:42:27,618 --> 00:42:30,287
And repaying the very
substantial debt they owe us all.
744
00:42:30,288 --> 00:42:32,747
That is bullshit and you know it!
745
00:42:32,748 --> 00:42:36,960
Is it? You killed Angstrom Levy.
Should I lock you up, too?
746
00:42:36,961 --> 00:42:40,463
- Throw away the key?
- You-you know that was different.
747
00:42:40,464 --> 00:42:42,257
A man's still dead because of you.
748
00:42:42,258 --> 00:42:44,801
And I think about it every single day.
749
00:42:44,802 --> 00:42:48,847
- But he almost killed my mom and brother.
- Exactly.
750
00:42:48,848 --> 00:42:53,601
You were trying to save lives,
which is what I'm trying to do, so
751
00:42:53,602 --> 00:42:55,895
how about you extend me
the same privilege
752
00:42:55,896 --> 00:42:57,439
- and go home.
- No.
753
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,607
No way. I'm not going anywhere
754
00:42:59,608 --> 00:43:02,528
until Sinclair and Darkwing
are both back in prison.
755
00:43:03,779 --> 00:43:05,239
[sighs]
756
00:43:06,866 --> 00:43:08,534
Did you hear me?
757
00:43:10,328 --> 00:43:13,830
Go home, Mark,
before you do something you'll regret.
758
00:43:13,831 --> 00:43:16,833
I told you, I'm not leaving unt...
759
00:43:16,834 --> 00:43:19,711
- Wait, why are we in here again?
- Please go.
760
00:43:19,712 --> 00:43:22,714
[Mark] What are you hiding in here?
Who else is working for you?
761
00:43:22,715 --> 00:43:26,593
- The white room is for my protection.
- Protection from what?
762
00:43:26,594 --> 00:43:29,805
From you, Mark.
From you.
763
00:43:36,270 --> 00:43:39,314
[Allen] Viltrumites have conquered
thousands of planets.
764
00:43:39,315 --> 00:43:41,608
[ominous music playing]
765
00:43:41,609 --> 00:43:44,235
Waged war across hundreds of light years.
766
00:43:44,236 --> 00:43:49,700
They rule over the largest empire
the universe has ever seen.
767
00:43:51,669 --> 00:43:54,412
But, man, their prison food sucks.
768
00:43:54,413 --> 00:43:55,853
I really thought it would be better.
769
00:43:55,854 --> 00:43:57,313
I mean, I-I know, it's prison food,
770
00:43:57,314 --> 00:44:00,210
but still, if I'm being honest,
I was expecting more.
771
00:44:00,211 --> 00:44:04,589
[Nolan] We usually kill our enemies,
not feed them.
772
00:44:04,590 --> 00:44:05,965
[Allen] Yeah, well it shows.
773
00:44:05,966 --> 00:44:07,842
I don't know
how much more of this I can take.
774
00:44:07,843 --> 00:44:11,888
- This is not good.
- [Nolan] If you don't like it, you should go.
775
00:44:11,889 --> 00:44:13,932
[Allen] What are you talking about?
I'm in prison.
776
00:44:13,933 --> 00:44:16,726
It is the one place
you can't just go from.
777
00:44:16,727 --> 00:44:19,271
[Nolan] You're stronger
than when we first met.
778
00:44:20,272 --> 00:44:23,149
Strong enough to break out of here,
if you tried.
779
00:44:23,150 --> 00:44:26,861
[Allen] First, I'm very flattered
you noticed that. Thank you.
780
00:44:26,862 --> 00:44:29,406
Second, like I've said
a hundred times before,
781
00:44:29,407 --> 00:44:30,949
I am not leaving here without you.
782
00:44:30,950 --> 00:44:34,494
[Nolan] And I'm never leaving.
So go.
783
00:44:34,495 --> 00:44:37,872
Before they laser you open
to figure out how you're so strong.
784
00:44:37,873 --> 00:44:40,417
[Allen] Hmm.
Why do you care so much?
785
00:44:40,418 --> 00:44:44,337
[Nolan] I don't. Live, die.
It's your choice.
786
00:44:44,338 --> 00:44:47,715
[Allen] Then, in that case,
you are not getting rid of me that easy.
787
00:44:47,716 --> 00:44:50,844
Besides, like you said,
I am incredibly ripped now,
788
00:44:50,845 --> 00:44:53,597
so it would take a pretty big laser...
789
00:44:55,224 --> 00:44:57,892
[sighs] ...to do me in.
790
00:44:57,893 --> 00:45:00,228
Guys. Uh, okay.
One second.
791
00:45:00,229 --> 00:45:01,949
Can we just talk about this
before we, uh...
792
00:45:01,973 --> 00:45:03,850
[energy crackling]
793
00:45:14,743 --> 00:45:16,202
So, that sucked.
794
00:45:16,203 --> 00:45:20,498
- But I was right.
- [Nolan] You're alive?
795
00:45:20,499 --> 00:45:23,793
[Allen] Of course, how else...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
796
00:45:23,794 --> 00:45:25,795
Wait. Wai-wai-wai-wai-wait.
797
00:45:25,796 --> 00:45:30,175
- Were you worried I was gonna die?
- [Nolan] Wha... I-I-I...
798
00:45:30,176 --> 00:45:32,427
[groans]
799
00:45:32,428 --> 00:45:34,637
[Allen] This is great. This is progress.
800
00:45:34,638 --> 00:45:35,763
You care about me.
801
00:45:35,764 --> 00:45:37,644
I feel like you're halfway
to joining the cause.
802
00:45:38,976 --> 00:45:41,311
Hello, Nolan? Hello?
803
00:45:41,312 --> 00:45:45,982
Oh, I get it. You're ignoring me.
Very mature.
804
00:45:45,983 --> 00:45:49,444
Also, not how new best friends
should treat each other.
805
00:45:49,445 --> 00:45:51,696
Hello?
Nolan. Come on.
806
00:45:51,697 --> 00:45:54,282
Come on, seriously. Stop.
807
00:45:54,283 --> 00:45:58,277
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808
00:45:58,662 --> 00:46:01,780
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809
00:46:02,023 --> 00:46:04,611
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