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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:04,776 --> 00:00:07,016 [Angstrom Levy] There's an infinite number of dimensions. 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:11,031 I was born with the ability to access all of them. 3 00:00:11,032 --> 00:00:15,161 I won't build my utopia with blood. 4 00:00:15,162 --> 00:00:17,747 I need to make him pay! 5 00:00:17,748 --> 00:00:20,291 [Mark] Darkwing was at my 12th birthday party, 6 00:00:20,292 --> 00:00:22,168 so I'm pretty sure he doesn't kill people. 7 00:00:22,169 --> 00:00:25,296 [Allen] Mark isn't like other Viltrumites. 8 00:00:25,297 --> 00:00:27,465 He just wants to protect his world. 9 00:00:27,466 --> 00:00:29,467 [Thaedus] Bring Invincible here. 10 00:00:29,468 --> 00:00:31,260 He is the key. 11 00:00:31,261 --> 00:00:33,053 [Debbie] This child is Mark's brother. 12 00:00:33,054 --> 00:00:34,638 Which makes him family to me too. 13 00:00:34,639 --> 00:00:36,724 [Nolan] Viltrum knows I've left my post. 14 00:00:36,725 --> 00:00:40,352 They'll see your brother as inferior and kill him. 15 00:00:40,353 --> 00:00:42,188 [Kregg] Your father will be executed. 16 00:00:42,189 --> 00:00:45,441 You will assume his mission and prepare the planet for our rule. 17 00:00:45,442 --> 00:00:47,902 I'm sorry I gambled with your life. 18 00:00:47,903 --> 00:00:50,780 Shit! You're a Viltrumite?! 19 00:00:50,781 --> 00:00:53,491 I think everything in these books is real. 20 00:00:53,492 --> 00:00:56,452 Stuff that can hurt Viltrumites. 21 00:00:56,453 --> 00:00:58,788 [screaming] 22 00:00:58,789 --> 00:01:01,999 You shot me in the fucking head! 23 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,376 [Donald] I've died 39 times even though 24 00:01:04,377 --> 00:01:06,128 there was less of me to save each time. 25 00:01:06,129 --> 00:01:08,547 [Anissa] Come with me now, or this woman dies. 26 00:01:08,548 --> 00:01:11,884 [Cecil] How many of my new Reanimen are ready for the field right now? 27 00:01:11,885 --> 00:01:13,385 Answer the goddamn question. 28 00:01:13,386 --> 00:01:15,137 [Anissa] Killing you is not my task. 29 00:01:15,138 --> 00:01:17,097 Soon another will come. 30 00:01:17,098 --> 00:01:18,641 [Amber] How does this work, Mark? 31 00:01:18,642 --> 00:01:21,227 - I don't know. - Maybe that's an answer. 32 00:01:21,228 --> 00:01:23,687 - You think you're innocent in all this? - [screaming] 33 00:01:23,688 --> 00:01:28,275 [Mark] I'll never let anyone ever hurt my family! 34 00:01:28,276 --> 00:01:30,444 I have to learn how to control myself. 35 00:01:30,445 --> 00:01:32,488 - [Allen] Remember me? - [Nolan] Why are you here? 36 00:01:32,489 --> 00:01:33,739 I'm here for you. 37 00:01:33,740 --> 00:01:36,867 - Eve, is that you? - Not the me you know. 38 00:01:36,868 --> 00:01:39,328 Tell her you love her, 39 00:01:39,329 --> 00:01:41,956 or tell her you don't love her, just tell her something. 40 00:01:41,957 --> 00:01:46,294 I think... I miss my wife. 41 00:01:51,341 --> 00:01:53,343 [grunting] 42 00:02:04,437 --> 00:02:06,981 [shouting] 43 00:02:06,982 --> 00:02:09,567 [panting] 44 00:02:09,568 --> 00:02:11,151 You can do better than that. 45 00:02:11,152 --> 00:02:14,739 I'm gonna hurt you so bad. 46 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:18,742 [grunting] 47 00:02:18,743 --> 00:02:20,704 [shouts] 48 00:02:22,873 --> 00:02:24,875 [grunting] 49 00:02:38,388 --> 00:02:43,017 Oh! I did it. 50 00:02:43,018 --> 00:02:47,731 [gasps] I did it! I win! I win! I... 51 00:02:50,233 --> 00:02:53,152 That's the second time you celebrated too soon. 52 00:02:53,153 --> 00:02:55,154 [whimpers] 53 00:02:55,155 --> 00:02:58,033 [shouting] 54 00:03:01,202 --> 00:03:03,705 [groaning] 55 00:03:05,415 --> 00:03:07,958 [grunting] 56 00:03:07,959 --> 00:03:13,255 - [exhales] You okay? - No! You're mean! 57 00:03:13,256 --> 00:03:17,217 [Cecil] Okay. All right, let's give the kid a break. 58 00:03:17,218 --> 00:03:19,762 He's been a champ, but his parents are getting worried. 59 00:03:19,763 --> 00:03:21,472 He's only eight, after all. 60 00:03:21,473 --> 00:03:23,891 The GDA thanks you and your son for your assistance. 61 00:03:23,892 --> 00:03:27,186 And we assure you, we're still searching for a cure for his condition. 62 00:03:27,187 --> 00:03:29,605 [whimpering] 63 00:03:29,606 --> 00:03:31,274 Then what's next? 64 00:03:33,026 --> 00:03:35,861 [The Chemical Brothers: "Go"] 65 00:03:35,862 --> 00:03:38,239 ♪ ♪ 66 00:03:43,244 --> 00:03:44,954 [gasping] 67 00:03:44,955 --> 00:03:48,265 Whew! Ah, geez! Aah. 68 00:03:49,542 --> 00:03:51,627 Seven minutes, 42 seconds. 69 00:03:51,628 --> 00:03:54,213 A new record. Nice work. 70 00:03:54,214 --> 00:03:56,090 [Mark] Hey, can somebody call Art? 71 00:03:56,091 --> 00:03:59,468 I'm gonna need like 20 new costumes if we're gonna keep doing this. 72 00:03:59,469 --> 00:04:01,137 ♪ ♪ 73 00:04:05,392 --> 00:04:06,742 [Mark grunts] 74 00:04:12,607 --> 00:04:13,857 ♪ Can't eat ♪ 75 00:04:13,858 --> 00:04:16,568 ♪ Can't sleep ♪ 76 00:04:16,569 --> 00:04:19,238 ♪ Can't breathe, ah... 77 00:04:19,239 --> 00:04:21,241 [screaming] 78 00:04:22,325 --> 00:04:24,077 ♪ Can't ♪ 79 00:04:27,288 --> 00:04:29,707 [panting] 80 00:04:29,708 --> 00:04:32,376 I could have... 81 00:04:32,377 --> 00:04:37,297 I could have done it faster, but I got lost on the way back again. [exhales] 82 00:04:37,298 --> 00:04:39,717 Well, it was still plenty fast, Mark. 83 00:04:39,718 --> 00:04:41,427 ♪ To the Jacques Cousteau to the depths ♪ 84 00:04:41,428 --> 00:04:43,628 ♪ And you're wet, so your tank explodes, so get it out ♪ 85 00:04:43,652 --> 00:04:46,640 ♪ Send your body to flight, everybody got a target tonight ♪ 86 00:04:46,641 --> 00:04:49,601 ♪ Everybody come along for the ride, all you studs and you duds ♪ 87 00:04:49,602 --> 00:04:52,646 ♪ And you ladies, let's fly, grip the moment like you grippin' the earth ♪ 88 00:04:52,647 --> 00:04:55,024 ♪ Feel the weight and you feelin' the girth... ♪ 89 00:04:55,025 --> 00:04:57,067 Hold it. 90 00:04:57,068 --> 00:04:59,028 ♪ You used to make when everything used to hurt... ♪ 91 00:04:59,052 --> 00:05:00,929 And... 92 00:05:02,782 --> 00:05:03,991 ...good. 93 00:05:03,992 --> 00:05:06,745 [exhales] 94 00:05:09,414 --> 00:05:12,207 So that was the heaviest thing we could find 95 00:05:12,208 --> 00:05:15,044 for Mark to lift, and he just lifted it. 96 00:05:15,045 --> 00:05:17,671 Come on, Donald, since when do we let a little thing like that 97 00:05:17,672 --> 00:05:19,715 stop us from saving the world? 98 00:05:19,716 --> 00:05:24,178 - When we're through with him... - ♪ Go... ♪ 99 00:05:24,179 --> 00:05:25,971 ...he'll finally live up to the name... 100 00:05:25,972 --> 00:05:27,506 ♪ ♪ 101 00:05:27,607 --> 00:05:30,321 sync & correction by f1nc0 -- MY-SUBS.com -- 102 00:05:30,666 --> 00:05:31,879 [Mark grunting] 103 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:36,049 [Donald] Over the last 90 days, Mark's speed has increased 65%, 104 00:05:36,050 --> 00:05:40,345 his endurance 70%, and his strength... 105 00:05:40,346 --> 00:05:44,850 and we checked this wasn't a mistake... 138%. 106 00:05:44,851 --> 00:05:46,518 [Mark grunting] 107 00:05:46,519 --> 00:05:49,119 [Donald] The science team is already working on a heavier version. 108 00:05:50,064 --> 00:05:52,649 So the billion-dollar question, then: 109 00:05:52,650 --> 00:05:54,776 Could he beat that Viltrumite woman 110 00:05:54,777 --> 00:05:57,613 who made us all shit our pants three months ago? 111 00:05:57,614 --> 00:06:03,243 We think so. But she implied someone much worse was coming. 112 00:06:03,244 --> 00:06:06,163 Which is why we're not stopping here. 113 00:06:06,164 --> 00:06:08,457 With Mark or any of our other plans. 114 00:06:08,458 --> 00:06:10,375 [Rex] Fuck me! 115 00:06:10,376 --> 00:06:13,295 Way to make a fellow superhero feel inadequate. 116 00:06:13,296 --> 00:06:15,672 Glad it's not leg day. 117 00:06:15,673 --> 00:06:17,925 [panting] 118 00:06:17,926 --> 00:06:22,054 Hey, Rex. Yeah, Cecil's got me on a training plan. 119 00:06:22,055 --> 00:06:25,307 Uh, yeah. I can see that. 120 00:06:25,308 --> 00:06:28,894 So, um, how much did all this cost, Cecil? 121 00:06:28,895 --> 00:06:32,898 Is this why the coffeemaker's still broken at Guardians HQ? 122 00:06:32,899 --> 00:06:34,816 We bought you a new hand, Rex. 123 00:06:34,817 --> 00:06:36,902 - That wasn't cheap. - Yeah. 124 00:06:36,903 --> 00:06:40,489 And this is the third time I've been back trying to get it adjusted. 125 00:06:40,490 --> 00:06:44,326 Eh, look, I'm trying to give you the finger right now and I can't. 126 00:06:44,327 --> 00:06:48,247 - Oh, man, that's your favorite finger. - It's my favorite finger! 127 00:06:48,248 --> 00:06:50,123 It's his favorite finger, Cecil. 128 00:06:50,124 --> 00:06:53,460 - Can't we do something about that? - Uh-huh. 129 00:06:53,461 --> 00:06:57,589 [groans] The customer service in this place is terrible. 130 00:06:57,590 --> 00:07:01,531 Sir, believe it or not, but somebody appears to be stealing 131 00:07:01,532 --> 00:07:04,846 the Declaration of Independence from the National Archives building. 132 00:07:04,847 --> 00:07:09,643 - One guess who's behind that. - Nah, can't be Doc Seismic. 133 00:07:09,644 --> 00:07:11,645 He's still under lock and key. 134 00:07:11,646 --> 00:07:14,856 You feel like trying out those new muscles of yours? 135 00:07:14,857 --> 00:07:19,569 - Sure. - Wow. I am standing right here. 136 00:07:19,570 --> 00:07:22,322 You guys could at least pretend like you'd like my help. 137 00:07:22,323 --> 00:07:25,534 Maybe I should take Rex. Who knows how tough this could be? 138 00:07:25,535 --> 00:07:28,203 And there might be stuff that needs to be exploded. 139 00:07:28,204 --> 00:07:29,788 [sighs] 140 00:07:29,789 --> 00:07:33,376 - Fine, take Rex. - You both suck. 141 00:07:35,128 --> 00:07:37,130 [dramatic music playing] 142 00:07:39,799 --> 00:07:43,011 National Archives building. Washington. 143 00:07:49,167 --> 00:07:51,501 [alarm ringing] [Dropkick] No problem, you said. 144 00:07:51,502 --> 00:07:53,545 I can disarm the lasers, you said. 145 00:07:53,546 --> 00:07:56,715 - Now we're messing up the past. - Technology this old is tricky. 146 00:07:56,716 --> 00:07:58,091 It's practically made of wood. 147 00:07:58,092 --> 00:07:59,676 - Hey! - But it's not made out of wood. 148 00:07:59,677 --> 00:08:02,021 It's made out of circuits and electricity 149 00:08:02,056 --> 00:08:04,806 and stuff you're supposed to be good at. 150 00:08:04,807 --> 00:08:07,684 Relax! We've got at least three minutes 151 00:08:07,685 --> 00:08:10,729 - until the police show up. - [Rex] Hey, dickheads! 152 00:08:10,730 --> 00:08:15,150 Boy, did you pick the wrong day to steal a timeless piece of America's history. 153 00:08:15,151 --> 00:08:18,320 [laughs] Well, not that there's a right day. 154 00:08:18,321 --> 00:08:19,696 But you know what I mean. 155 00:08:19,697 --> 00:08:21,824 Uh, we're gonna kick your ass now. 156 00:08:23,159 --> 00:08:26,119 What? They're not the police. 157 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:29,696 - [grunting] - So... Eve says she hasn't seen you 158 00:08:29,725 --> 00:08:32,668 in months and that you're avoiding her? 159 00:08:32,669 --> 00:08:35,671 I'm not avoiding her, it's just with Oliver and my new training routine, 160 00:08:35,672 --> 00:08:37,464 - I've been busy. - Uh-huh. 161 00:08:37,465 --> 00:08:40,342 - Whoa, this guy's fast. - [Rex] Come on. 162 00:08:40,343 --> 00:08:42,844 You're single. She's single. [grunting] 163 00:08:42,845 --> 00:08:46,098 Obviously, you two have had the hots for each other 164 00:08:46,099 --> 00:08:47,975 - since, like, forever. - [grunts] 165 00:08:47,976 --> 00:08:50,811 Just stop being weird about it. Ask her out. 166 00:08:50,812 --> 00:08:53,021 It's more complicated than that. [car alarm wailing] 167 00:08:53,022 --> 00:08:56,066 Oh, it's really not. It's six words. 168 00:08:56,067 --> 00:09:00,988 Hey, want to go out sometime, uh, uh, please? 169 00:09:00,989 --> 00:09:04,491 Actually, no, no, no. Don't say please. Sounds desperate. 170 00:09:04,492 --> 00:09:07,744 Why do you care so much? You used to date Eve. 171 00:09:07,745 --> 00:09:11,665 Well, uh, you're both my friends. I want you to be happy. 172 00:09:11,666 --> 00:09:14,918 And if it works, you'll owe me forever. 173 00:09:14,919 --> 00:09:19,298 Okay, mine's down, by the way, in case you hadn't noticed. 174 00:09:19,299 --> 00:09:21,911 Hey, I'm trying to hold back. I don't want to hurt him too much. 175 00:09:21,912 --> 00:09:24,094 - I think he's just a normal dude. - Normal this! 176 00:09:24,095 --> 00:09:25,595 [grunting] 177 00:09:25,596 --> 00:09:29,057 - Yeah, totally normal. - I'd give up, buddy. 178 00:09:29,058 --> 00:09:31,518 I just witnessed this guy bench-pressing the moon. 179 00:09:31,519 --> 00:09:33,812 [Rex groans] 180 00:09:33,813 --> 00:09:38,400 - Multi-Paul? - You! You killed my sister! 181 00:09:38,401 --> 00:09:40,360 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 182 00:09:40,361 --> 00:09:44,197 I didn't kill Kate, man! The Lizard League did! 183 00:09:44,198 --> 00:09:46,116 You let her die! 184 00:09:46,117 --> 00:09:48,119 [grunting] 185 00:09:49,162 --> 00:09:51,121 I'll kill you! 186 00:09:51,122 --> 00:09:52,748 [wind whistling] 187 00:09:52,749 --> 00:09:54,125 [alarm ringing] 188 00:09:57,879 --> 00:09:59,171 Get dressed. 189 00:09:59,172 --> 00:10:01,048 [grunting] 190 00:10:01,049 --> 00:10:03,842 Come on! [grunting] 191 00:10:03,843 --> 00:10:06,345 Rex! 192 00:10:06,346 --> 00:10:07,512 I'm sorry. 193 00:10:07,513 --> 00:10:09,348 [grunts] 194 00:10:09,349 --> 00:10:11,100 I'm coming! 195 00:10:12,602 --> 00:10:14,978 [grunting] 196 00:10:14,979 --> 00:10:17,106 Fightmaster, you okay? 197 00:10:19,525 --> 00:10:23,232 - That guy is really strong. - Come on. 198 00:10:31,662 --> 00:10:34,082 I didn't... [grunting] 199 00:10:36,084 --> 00:10:38,835 ...fucking kill Kate. [panting] 200 00:10:38,836 --> 00:10:40,712 I tried to save her. 201 00:10:40,713 --> 00:10:42,047 Liar! 202 00:10:42,048 --> 00:10:43,215 Get off him! 203 00:10:43,216 --> 00:10:44,674 [grunts] 204 00:10:44,675 --> 00:10:46,468 Not until he's dead. 205 00:10:46,469 --> 00:10:48,720 Last warning. I don't want to hurt you. 206 00:10:48,721 --> 00:10:51,973 [Multi-Pauls echoing] You can't hurt us no matter... 207 00:10:51,974 --> 00:10:56,019 no matter how strong you are, because you're all alone. 208 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:57,896 [grunting] 209 00:10:57,897 --> 00:10:59,856 [Mark] Shit. 210 00:10:59,857 --> 00:11:01,943 [grunting] 211 00:11:04,070 --> 00:11:05,571 [yelling] 212 00:11:15,581 --> 00:11:17,322 [female voice] Stop! 213 00:11:18,251 --> 00:11:20,294 Holy shit. 214 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:27,926 It's... [grunting] You guys... 215 00:11:27,927 --> 00:11:31,596 You guys can see her, too, right? It's not just me? 216 00:11:31,597 --> 00:11:33,181 [Multi-Pauls] Kate? 217 00:11:33,182 --> 00:11:38,478 - They said you were dead. - You, out of everyone, 218 00:11:38,479 --> 00:11:41,356 - should know how hard we are to kill. - [grunts] 219 00:11:41,357 --> 00:11:42,941 [grunts] 220 00:11:42,942 --> 00:11:46,945 Kate! You're alive. But... [sighs] 221 00:11:46,946 --> 00:11:49,531 [stammers] Why didn't you... [grunts] 222 00:11:49,532 --> 00:11:52,951 You let me and Rae think you were dead. 223 00:11:52,952 --> 00:11:56,163 - What the hell, man? - It was her decision. 224 00:11:56,164 --> 00:12:01,126 - She wanted to disappear for a while. - Yeah, well... [coughs] 225 00:12:01,127 --> 00:12:03,753 it almost got me disappeared, too. 226 00:12:03,754 --> 00:12:08,133 [sighs] Wait... You knew! 227 00:12:08,134 --> 00:12:11,470 Aw, fuck you, Immortal. 228 00:12:11,471 --> 00:12:14,848 And you, you fucking psycho. 229 00:12:14,849 --> 00:12:17,767 You almost murdered me for nothing. 230 00:12:17,768 --> 00:12:21,980 - I've killed people for less. - Yeah, like me! 231 00:12:21,981 --> 00:12:24,524 Just now, you frigging idiot. 232 00:12:24,525 --> 00:12:30,405 - Paul, just go before you make this worse. - [Rex] Oh, that's rich. 233 00:12:30,406 --> 00:12:32,824 What's worse than this? 234 00:12:32,825 --> 00:12:34,452 [grunts] 235 00:12:37,413 --> 00:12:39,206 Wait! 236 00:12:39,207 --> 00:12:43,347 No, Kate. Paul almost killed Rex, and because of him, 237 00:12:43,382 --> 00:12:46,505 those guys got away with the Declaration of Independence. 238 00:12:46,506 --> 00:12:48,666 - [Immortal] What? - I don't care if he's your brother. 239 00:12:48,690 --> 00:12:51,760 He's going to prison. Now. 240 00:12:51,761 --> 00:12:53,762 [April] Go on. 241 00:12:53,763 --> 00:12:56,223 [Oliver] John Witherspoon, 242 00:12:56,224 --> 00:13:00,727 Oliver Wolcott, and... 243 00:13:00,828 --> 00:13:05,357 - George Wythe. - [chuckles] Bravo. 244 00:13:05,358 --> 00:13:08,026 Your memory, Oliver... it's quite astounding. 245 00:13:08,027 --> 00:13:11,112 Now can I go play? 'Cause that was the deal if I got them all right. 246 00:13:11,113 --> 00:13:14,074 Did I say that? I don't know. 247 00:13:14,075 --> 00:13:18,410 - You promised. I remember. - [chuckles] Of course. 248 00:13:18,445 --> 00:13:21,389 - We're done for the day. [door opens] - Yes! 249 00:13:22,416 --> 00:13:24,334 Hi, Mom. Going outside to play. See you later. 250 00:13:24,335 --> 00:13:27,045 [chuckles] They say they grow up fast... 251 00:13:27,046 --> 00:13:30,340 Mm, but Oliver puts every other child to shame. 252 00:13:30,341 --> 00:13:33,552 His growth and development are off the charts, 253 00:13:33,553 --> 00:13:36,972 but they should start to level off once he reaches puberty. 254 00:13:36,973 --> 00:13:38,974 Oh. So, tomorrow. 255 00:13:38,975 --> 00:13:42,936 Not quite that soon, but... soon. 256 00:13:42,937 --> 00:13:45,105 [sighs] 257 00:13:45,106 --> 00:13:49,776 Hi, April. Um, you know stuff. 258 00:13:49,777 --> 00:13:52,445 How important is the Declaration of Independence again? 259 00:13:52,446 --> 00:13:55,991 Ask your brother. See you both tomorrow! 260 00:13:55,992 --> 00:13:58,368 [door opens, closes] [sighs] 261 00:13:58,369 --> 00:14:01,037 Well if you hadn't dropped out of college, you'd know, too. 262 00:14:01,038 --> 00:14:03,457 - Mom. - I'm kidding. 263 00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:06,418 I'm glad to have you home. 264 00:14:06,419 --> 00:14:09,671 Especially with Oliver growing up so quickly. 265 00:14:09,672 --> 00:14:11,506 [sighs] 266 00:14:11,507 --> 00:14:14,849 He really looks up to you, you know. 267 00:14:16,412 --> 00:14:19,222 And then what happened? [grunts] 268 00:14:19,223 --> 00:14:23,603 I had to save Rex from, like, a hundred Multi-Pauls. 269 00:14:24,687 --> 00:14:27,022 But the real bad guys got away. 270 00:14:27,023 --> 00:14:29,733 Yeah. Sometimes that happens. 271 00:14:29,734 --> 00:14:33,820 If I was there, I would've made sure we got them. [grunts] 272 00:14:33,821 --> 00:14:37,282 [chuckles] I bet you would. 273 00:14:37,283 --> 00:14:39,743 I made drawings of my costume, and I'm practicing my moves. 274 00:14:39,744 --> 00:14:43,371 We'll be a team, right? You'll teach me, and we'll go fight bad guys? 275 00:14:43,372 --> 00:14:47,000 - Sure. Once you get your powers. - Promise. 276 00:14:47,001 --> 00:14:49,919 I promise, but remember, I didn't get my powers 277 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,838 until I was way older than... 278 00:14:51,839 --> 00:14:53,799 - [grunts] - ...you. 279 00:14:54,884 --> 00:14:57,011 Too late. You promised. 280 00:15:00,306 --> 00:15:02,224 [groaning] 281 00:15:04,894 --> 00:15:06,978 What happened to you? 282 00:15:06,979 --> 00:15:12,776 I volunteered for an ass-kicking, which I will never do again. 283 00:15:12,777 --> 00:15:15,987 But that's only the second weirdest thing that happened today. 284 00:15:15,988 --> 00:15:17,448 Check it out. 285 00:15:19,033 --> 00:15:21,409 Uh... hey. [weak chuckle] 286 00:15:21,410 --> 00:15:24,913 Holy shit. Kate? Kate! 287 00:15:24,914 --> 00:15:27,916 - [laughs] Aw. - I missed you guys. 288 00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:33,129 But not enough to tell us she was alive, so figure that one out. 289 00:15:33,130 --> 00:15:36,716 I needed some time, on my own. 290 00:15:36,717 --> 00:15:41,513 - Or so I thought. - [Bulletproof] Kate. How did you survive? 291 00:15:41,514 --> 00:15:44,057 I always keep a copy for safekeeping. 292 00:15:44,058 --> 00:15:47,394 We're both rejoining the Guardians, effective immediately. 293 00:15:47,395 --> 00:15:48,745 Also... 294 00:15:50,815 --> 00:15:54,317 Shut up. Kate, are you guys engaged? 295 00:15:54,318 --> 00:15:57,862 I forged the ring myself using metals I mined from... 296 00:15:57,863 --> 00:16:00,156 [laughs] Yeah. Let me see. 297 00:16:00,157 --> 00:16:02,670 Oh, my gosh, it's perfect. Oh, my God. 298 00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:03,927 [Rex groaning] 299 00:16:05,079 --> 00:16:07,080 [Black Samson] I'm glad you're sitting down, Rex, 300 00:16:07,081 --> 00:16:11,000 'cause it's a full-on family reunion today. 301 00:16:11,001 --> 00:16:13,962 - Hey, Rex. - Rae! 302 00:16:13,963 --> 00:16:16,089 Oh... [grunts] 303 00:16:16,090 --> 00:16:21,803 Oh, this hurts so much, but I don't even care. 304 00:16:21,804 --> 00:16:25,765 Doc says she's all healed up and ready to get back to saving the world. 305 00:16:25,766 --> 00:16:29,853 - I heard you came to the hospital a lot. - Of course I did. 306 00:16:29,854 --> 00:16:33,189 We almost got killed together, so that makes us, like, uh... 307 00:16:33,190 --> 00:16:37,068 - Losers? - Uh, I was gonna say too hot to live, 308 00:16:37,069 --> 00:16:40,405 too cool to die, but sure. 309 00:16:40,406 --> 00:16:43,241 [Black Samson] Ain't nothing gonna stand up to us now. 310 00:16:43,242 --> 00:16:47,078 The family's back, baby, and unbreakable. 311 00:16:47,079 --> 00:16:50,457 [Cecil sighs] Enlighten me. 312 00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:52,542 It's nothing specific sir, but 313 00:16:52,543 --> 00:16:56,129 the residents of this town reported that their groundwater's 314 00:16:56,130 --> 00:17:00,842 - recently become sulfurous and undrinkable. - [Cecil] We're not the EPA, Donald. 315 00:17:00,843 --> 00:17:04,220 [Donald] There's been a chain of small earthquakes throughout this region. 316 00:17:04,221 --> 00:17:07,849 - Well, they frack there, don't they? - Children here have reported 317 00:17:07,850 --> 00:17:11,269 hearing strange sounds from a local cave system. 318 00:17:11,270 --> 00:17:12,937 Well, children hear a lot of things. 319 00:17:12,938 --> 00:17:16,941 There's been three subway derailments in the last month in New York, 320 00:17:16,942 --> 00:17:20,779 all traced back to small shifts in the tunnel foundations. 321 00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:22,864 And the connection between all of this? 322 00:17:22,865 --> 00:17:25,700 I... Uh, I-I don't have one yet. 323 00:17:25,701 --> 00:17:29,996 But we've categorized over 300 unusual geological events, sir. 324 00:17:29,997 --> 00:17:32,750 Well, map them out. 325 00:17:39,381 --> 00:17:42,258 [sighs] So, the country's got measles. 326 00:17:42,259 --> 00:17:44,844 They do seem to be centered around major cities, 327 00:17:44,845 --> 00:17:47,764 but there's no other pattern we can find yet. 328 00:17:47,765 --> 00:17:49,266 And our resident earthquaker? 329 00:17:51,602 --> 00:17:55,021 Hmm. Well, when it graduates to more 330 00:17:55,022 --> 00:17:56,940 than a giant coincidence, call me. 331 00:17:56,941 --> 00:18:01,403 Uh, there's one other thing you should see, sir. 332 00:18:03,823 --> 00:18:07,075 - [Oliver] Too late. You promised! - [sighs] 333 00:18:07,076 --> 00:18:11,938 This, Donald. You should have led with this. 334 00:18:12,665 --> 00:18:15,250 You were 17 when you got your powers. 335 00:18:15,251 --> 00:18:17,669 Which, honestly, was still too early. 336 00:18:17,670 --> 00:18:20,755 And the fact that Oliver kept them a secret... I mean, that worries me. 337 00:18:20,756 --> 00:18:25,051 - He just wanted to surprise me. - [sighs] He's too young. 338 00:18:25,052 --> 00:18:28,137 He might get hurt, or hurt someone else by accident. 339 00:18:28,138 --> 00:18:29,931 I made him promise not to use his powers 340 00:18:29,932 --> 00:18:32,725 until we all had time to talk about it. 341 00:18:32,726 --> 00:18:34,686 And to not keep any more secrets. 342 00:18:34,687 --> 00:18:37,647 He's a kid. You think he's not gonna try them out? 343 00:18:37,648 --> 00:18:41,151 - You would have. - He promised. [kisses] 344 00:18:47,324 --> 00:18:49,618 [William] Stree-rike! 345 00:18:50,953 --> 00:18:52,912 [grunts] Ha! 346 00:18:52,913 --> 00:18:54,455 [laughs] 347 00:18:54,456 --> 00:18:56,291 I just want to point out that here I am, 348 00:18:56,292 --> 00:19:00,044 the only guy without superpowers or a banging cyborg body, 349 00:19:00,045 --> 00:19:05,466 and I just beat both your butts for the third time in a row. Boom. 350 00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:09,387 - Maybe bowling's his superpower. - I think so. 351 00:19:09,388 --> 00:19:13,308 So, Mark, we've been here two hours, and you still haven't brought it up. 352 00:19:13,309 --> 00:19:17,186 - Brought up what? - Oh, come on. I know that look. 353 00:19:17,187 --> 00:19:19,522 There's something you desperately want to talk about 354 00:19:19,523 --> 00:19:22,233 but you're too scared to just say whatever it is. 355 00:19:22,234 --> 00:19:24,736 [sighs] It's that obvious? 356 00:19:24,737 --> 00:19:27,739 - Even I see it. - [Mark] Okay. 357 00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:30,408 Remember when I was trapped in that dimension with Angstrom? 358 00:19:30,409 --> 00:19:32,785 And that other Eve showed up to save me? 359 00:19:32,786 --> 00:19:36,332 I didn't tell you guys everything she said. 360 00:19:39,501 --> 00:19:41,753 [electronic melody plays] 361 00:19:41,754 --> 00:19:44,881 So, the other Eve said she always loved you 362 00:19:44,882 --> 00:19:48,217 and that you needed to either love her back or let her go 363 00:19:48,218 --> 00:19:51,179 - because you were ruining her life? - [Mark] Pretty much. 364 00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:56,434 - [Rick] Do you have feelings for Eve? - Yeah. I do. 365 00:19:56,435 --> 00:19:59,646 And I've had them for a while, but... 366 00:19:59,647 --> 00:20:01,814 should I tell her about the other her? 367 00:20:01,815 --> 00:20:04,651 Hard no. That's super weird and awkward. 368 00:20:04,652 --> 00:20:06,653 Do not go there. 369 00:20:06,654 --> 00:20:10,573 [Rick] William's right. This other her isn't her. 370 00:20:10,574 --> 00:20:13,534 Just ask this Eve out. See where it goes. 371 00:20:13,535 --> 00:20:16,579 Maybe? I-I don't know. 372 00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:19,832 If I ask Eve out, I want to be honest with her from the start. 373 00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:21,334 Not like I was with Amber. 374 00:20:21,335 --> 00:20:23,378 There's a big difference between being honest 375 00:20:23,379 --> 00:20:25,338 and being too honest, 376 00:20:25,339 --> 00:20:28,383 - and this is definitely the latter. - I agre... [groans] 377 00:20:28,384 --> 00:20:29,676 Ah... 378 00:20:29,677 --> 00:20:32,011 - Rick? - [panting] 379 00:20:32,012 --> 00:20:35,098 It's his heart. He's still having pain from... 380 00:20:35,099 --> 00:20:36,599 what Sinclair did. 381 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:41,062 [groans] Ah, it's okay. I'm getting used to it. 382 00:20:41,063 --> 00:20:43,231 But you should talk to Eve. 383 00:20:43,232 --> 00:20:44,952 If there's one thing I've learned, it's that 384 00:20:44,976 --> 00:20:49,529 life can change in an instant. So don't wait. 385 00:20:49,530 --> 00:20:52,491 Thanks, Rick. That's good advice. 386 00:20:54,368 --> 00:20:56,852 But leave the other her out of it. 387 00:20:57,997 --> 00:20:59,873 [engine sputtering] 388 00:21:02,584 --> 00:21:06,880 Um... how are we gonna get back to campus? 389 00:21:07,965 --> 00:21:10,383 Say, Mark... 390 00:21:10,384 --> 00:21:13,220 [laughs] Ho, ho! Do a loop! 391 00:21:23,272 --> 00:21:24,564 [exhales] 392 00:21:24,565 --> 00:21:29,069 Okay. Just tell her how you feel. Easy. 393 00:21:31,196 --> 00:21:34,782 Oh, God, how am I more nervous about this than fighting aliens? 394 00:21:34,783 --> 00:21:38,787 [Eve] Are you gonna hover out there all day talking to yourself or come in? 395 00:21:42,791 --> 00:21:44,662 [Debbie] If you want to go to the zoo, 396 00:21:44,697 --> 00:21:46,289 - then stop squirming. - [whimpers] 397 00:21:46,313 --> 00:21:48,629 But you and April always say I should be myself. 398 00:21:48,630 --> 00:21:51,674 Yes, yes, and that's true, 399 00:21:51,675 --> 00:21:54,927 but you want to be a superhero, right? 400 00:21:54,928 --> 00:21:58,264 And you know that many superheroes have secret identities. 401 00:21:58,265 --> 00:22:01,727 - Even your brother. - Yeah... 402 00:22:02,770 --> 00:22:04,020 - Well... - [groans] 403 00:22:04,021 --> 00:22:08,567 - ...this is your secret identity. - Cool! 404 00:22:11,445 --> 00:22:14,614 I'm sorry I didn't tell you about my powers. 405 00:22:14,615 --> 00:22:17,075 [sighs] That's okay, Oliver. 406 00:22:17,076 --> 00:22:18,951 But no more secrets. [doorbell rings] 407 00:22:18,952 --> 00:22:22,956 - Huh? I'll get it! - Wait, wait. I'm not finished. 408 00:22:26,585 --> 00:22:28,628 Think you missed a spot there, kiddo. 409 00:22:28,629 --> 00:22:30,004 [gasps] 410 00:22:30,005 --> 00:22:33,341 - I'm Cecil Stedman. - I've heard of you. 411 00:22:33,342 --> 00:22:36,342 You tell superheroes what to do and if they don't listen, you get super mad. 412 00:22:36,366 --> 00:22:40,681 Hm. That's about right. And I've also heard of you. 413 00:22:40,682 --> 00:22:43,727 Good, because I'm almost a superhero, too. 414 00:22:44,728 --> 00:22:47,439 That's why I'm here. [sighs] 415 00:22:48,690 --> 00:22:51,025 [Eve] Uh, yeah, they're both good. 416 00:22:51,026 --> 00:22:55,154 My dad got another furniture job, so he's not working at Burger Mart anymore, 417 00:22:55,155 --> 00:22:58,783 and, well, my mom's helping out at a preschool near our house. 418 00:22:58,784 --> 00:23:00,326 How's your mom? 419 00:23:00,327 --> 00:23:04,038 Uh, her arm's totally healed, so she's doing okay. 420 00:23:04,039 --> 00:23:06,374 I think she likes having me and Oliver around. 421 00:23:06,375 --> 00:23:11,212 - Except, guess who can fly now. - Oliver?! Wait, already? 422 00:23:11,213 --> 00:23:13,798 Oh... oh, man. I feel for your mom. 423 00:23:13,799 --> 00:23:17,718 - How are you gonna keep him in the house? - I don't know yet. 424 00:23:17,719 --> 00:23:19,471 - Are you going to college? - Yeah. 425 00:23:20,848 --> 00:23:22,431 I realized my dad was right. 426 00:23:22,432 --> 00:23:24,767 I am not an architect or an engineer. 427 00:23:24,768 --> 00:23:27,603 I mean, look at this place. It's barely staying up here. 428 00:23:27,604 --> 00:23:32,108 So, I signed up for part-time classes. I start next week. 429 00:23:32,109 --> 00:23:35,403 - That's amazing. - Thanks. 430 00:23:35,404 --> 00:23:37,029 It's weird, though. 431 00:23:37,030 --> 00:23:40,950 Why is going to school more nerve-racking than fighting aliens? 432 00:23:40,951 --> 00:23:44,370 [chuckles] I... know the feeling. 433 00:23:44,371 --> 00:23:46,248 So... 434 00:23:47,666 --> 00:23:49,334 why are you really here, Mark? 435 00:23:50,878 --> 00:23:52,462 [sighs] Okay. 436 00:23:53,839 --> 00:23:56,341 I've been thinking about this a lot, and... 437 00:23:57,467 --> 00:24:02,305 ...I want to see if we... meaning you and me... 438 00:24:02,306 --> 00:24:07,435 if-if we could, um, you know, work together, 439 00:24:07,436 --> 00:24:11,606 but, l-like, as people, not-not work-work. 440 00:24:11,607 --> 00:24:17,945 - Are you... asking me out? - Uh... yeah. 441 00:24:17,946 --> 00:24:21,374 [chuckles] I mean, I'm just doing a terrible job at it. 442 00:24:24,912 --> 00:24:26,871 April doesn't know, so don't blame her. 443 00:24:26,872 --> 00:24:28,873 Even I only found out yesterday. 444 00:24:28,874 --> 00:24:32,835 - I would've appreciated a call. - You found out anyway. 445 00:24:32,836 --> 00:24:34,795 And I don't work for you. 446 00:24:34,796 --> 00:24:37,173 I thought we agreed to trust each other, Debbie. 447 00:24:37,174 --> 00:24:41,302 [chuckles] I'm sorry, but Cecil, please. 448 00:24:41,303 --> 00:24:44,347 Mark, and now Oliver, are players in a game 449 00:24:44,348 --> 00:24:46,725 that involves the entire Earth and beyond. 450 00:24:47,809 --> 00:24:51,354 And like it or not, Debbie, you're a part of this, too. 451 00:24:51,355 --> 00:24:54,982 Cecil, how many times do we have to have this conversation? 452 00:24:54,983 --> 00:24:58,819 My responsibilities will always be to my family first. 453 00:24:58,820 --> 00:25:02,449 And that's never going to change. No matter what. 454 00:25:05,577 --> 00:25:07,912 [ominous music playing] 455 00:25:07,913 --> 00:25:09,915 [low humming] 456 00:25:13,335 --> 00:25:14,502 [inhales deeply] 457 00:25:14,503 --> 00:25:16,671 [humming] 458 00:25:16,672 --> 00:25:18,715 [Rex whistling a tune] 459 00:25:23,428 --> 00:25:24,778 What the hell? 460 00:25:25,764 --> 00:25:29,226 Oh, Jesus Christ. Are you serious? 461 00:25:32,104 --> 00:25:36,482 Cecil spends ten gajillion dollars on Mark's fitness classes, 462 00:25:36,483 --> 00:25:39,193 but can't fix our goddamn... Oh! 463 00:25:39,194 --> 00:25:42,363 What the fuck is this?! 464 00:25:42,364 --> 00:25:44,448 [growling] 465 00:25:44,449 --> 00:25:47,619 [screeching] [screams] 466 00:25:48,620 --> 00:25:50,037 Lost contact completely. 467 00:25:50,038 --> 00:25:51,872 - No response from the team. - Over 100 earthquakes reported. 468 00:25:51,873 --> 00:25:53,749 - [agent] I can't get anyone on the line. - I need you to go in there 469 00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:55,510 - and check it out. - Sorry, it's all I know. 470 00:25:55,534 --> 00:25:58,504 Sir, we have intense geological events all over the country. 471 00:25:58,505 --> 00:26:00,756 But, worse, we can't reach a single hero. 472 00:26:00,757 --> 00:26:02,633 Even the Guardians have gone silent. 473 00:26:02,634 --> 00:26:05,512 Most heroes carry a GDA tracker. Th-Throw them up on the screen. 474 00:26:06,638 --> 00:26:08,848 [agents gasping] [indistinct chatter] 475 00:26:08,849 --> 00:26:10,434 Show me Seismic. 476 00:26:13,020 --> 00:26:13,978 Oh, no. 477 00:26:13,979 --> 00:26:16,659 - [male agent] Report, report. - [female agent] Code red, right now. 478 00:26:16,683 --> 00:26:17,648 [overlapping chatter] 479 00:26:17,649 --> 00:26:19,734 [Debbie] I'm sorry, but I can't agree to that. 480 00:26:19,735 --> 00:26:21,652 [Cecil] It would only be for a few hours a day. 481 00:26:21,653 --> 00:26:23,988 We can monitor his superpowers more closely, 482 00:26:23,989 --> 00:26:26,532 help him understand and control them. 483 00:26:26,533 --> 00:26:30,578 - There's that word again. - You know what I mean. 484 00:26:30,579 --> 00:26:34,124 There's no way I'm letting you take Oliver to your... 485 00:26:35,792 --> 00:26:37,251 ...lab. 486 00:26:37,252 --> 00:26:39,772 The only reason I even let April in here is because I trust her. 487 00:26:39,796 --> 00:26:44,383 - Ouch. - Cecil, I understand you have a job to do. 488 00:26:44,384 --> 00:26:48,095 But I also know that everything else is secondary to that job. 489 00:26:48,096 --> 00:26:52,183 And that's why I can never trust you with either Mark or Oliver's lives. 490 00:26:52,184 --> 00:26:54,602 Other people have sons and daughters, too. 491 00:26:54,603 --> 00:26:57,229 Sons and daughters who aren't as lucky as your boys. 492 00:26:57,230 --> 00:27:00,396 - That is not fair. - What? 493 00:27:00,817 --> 00:27:02,276 What are you talking about? 494 00:27:02,277 --> 00:27:05,237 - What, every single one? - What's going on? 495 00:27:05,238 --> 00:27:07,406 Every superhero in America has been abducted. 496 00:27:07,407 --> 00:27:09,326 Except for two. 497 00:27:11,495 --> 00:27:15,373 - [Mark] Uh... Eve? - Okay. 498 00:27:15,374 --> 00:27:19,044 - Okay? - Sure. Let's try. 499 00:27:20,087 --> 00:27:22,880 - [chuckles] Really? - I mean, it makes sense, right? 500 00:27:22,881 --> 00:27:25,466 We're both superheroes, we know what comes with the territory. 501 00:27:25,467 --> 00:27:27,447 I-I... We've already been through a bunch 502 00:27:27,448 --> 00:27:31,472 of life or death situations together. So... 503 00:27:31,473 --> 00:27:33,474 let's try and see what happens. 504 00:27:33,475 --> 00:27:35,811 [chuckles] T-That's great. 505 00:27:36,978 --> 00:27:38,312 Oh, man, I-I... 506 00:27:38,313 --> 00:27:40,231 I just didn't want to leave you hanging anymore. 507 00:27:40,232 --> 00:27:46,112 What? Leave me hanging? Uh, you asked me out. 508 00:27:46,113 --> 00:27:47,906 No, I meant... 509 00:27:50,575 --> 00:27:54,787 - Remember that other you I told you about? - Yeah. 510 00:27:54,788 --> 00:27:57,957 She just... [chuckles] She said she always loved me 511 00:27:57,958 --> 00:28:01,168 and not knowing if I loved her back was killing her, 512 00:28:01,169 --> 00:28:03,879 so she told me I should either ask you out or... 513 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:05,172 shut it down forever. 514 00:28:05,173 --> 00:28:08,175 Wait, I-I'm sorry... So you're only asking me out now 515 00:28:08,176 --> 00:28:11,470 because the other me, who is not me, 516 00:28:11,471 --> 00:28:13,807 told you how miserably she was? 517 00:28:15,183 --> 00:28:17,184 Wait, uh, no, that... that's not it. 518 00:28:17,185 --> 00:28:19,687 Did you have feelings for me before you met her? 519 00:28:19,688 --> 00:28:21,105 Eve, I mean... Of course. 520 00:28:21,106 --> 00:28:23,732 Or are you only here because you feel sorry for me? 521 00:28:23,733 --> 00:28:28,196 Oh, God, no. I... That's not what I meant. I... 522 00:28:29,197 --> 00:28:31,575 Cecil, please, not now! 523 00:28:32,617 --> 00:28:34,286 What do you mean? 524 00:28:36,079 --> 00:28:38,205 Just Eve and I? 525 00:28:38,206 --> 00:28:41,418 [shaky inhale] Eve, there's, uh, a problem. 526 00:28:42,502 --> 00:28:44,952 This better be fucking cataclysmic. 527 00:28:45,505 --> 00:28:47,215 [intriguing music playing] 528 00:28:48,884 --> 00:28:50,234 [grunts] 529 00:28:53,972 --> 00:28:56,141 [Debbie clears throat] [groans] 530 00:28:58,518 --> 00:29:00,604 Uh-oh. 531 00:29:01,730 --> 00:29:05,691 [Doc Seismic] Patience is a virtue. 532 00:29:05,692 --> 00:29:08,444 It took months for me and my friends 533 00:29:08,445 --> 00:29:12,364 to learn all of your particular vibrations. 534 00:29:12,365 --> 00:29:16,828 How you move, how you breathe. 535 00:29:17,829 --> 00:29:21,790 The pitter-patter of your black, little hearts. 536 00:29:21,791 --> 00:29:25,628 I think you'll agree it was worth 537 00:29:25,629 --> 00:29:28,964 every minute of my incarceration. [all grunting] 538 00:29:28,965 --> 00:29:30,799 [both grunting, straining] 539 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,302 I tried to change your corrupt system. 540 00:29:33,303 --> 00:29:35,346 Tear down your false idols. 541 00:29:35,347 --> 00:29:38,682 Take back what you stole from the earth. 542 00:29:38,683 --> 00:29:43,771 But every time I was stopped by you superpowered fascists, 543 00:29:43,772 --> 00:29:47,274 fighting to keep your capitalistic slave machine running, 544 00:29:47,275 --> 00:29:51,530 - until now. - You haven't stopped a thing! 545 00:29:53,114 --> 00:29:54,907 [grunts] 546 00:29:54,908 --> 00:29:59,203 - You're crushing us. - Aw, shit! Stop! 547 00:29:59,204 --> 00:30:03,582 See? You're toxic, even to your own compatriots. 548 00:30:03,583 --> 00:30:06,502 - Any luck? - [Robot] I've diverted all power to my transmitter. 549 00:30:06,503 --> 00:30:08,837 It should just reach the GDA surveillance network 550 00:30:08,838 --> 00:30:10,256 from this far underground. 551 00:30:10,257 --> 00:30:11,924 [grunts] 552 00:30:11,925 --> 00:30:17,304 - Oh, what do you want, Seismic? - Oh, didn't I make that clear? 553 00:30:17,305 --> 00:30:21,392 Soon, you'll all feel the full weight of the evil you've done 554 00:30:21,393 --> 00:30:24,220 to support your failing human race. 555 00:30:32,529 --> 00:30:35,990 For you are all dust. 556 00:30:35,991 --> 00:30:41,202 And to dust you shall return! [cackles] 557 00:30:41,705 --> 00:30:43,455 [distant whirring] Huh? What? 558 00:30:43,456 --> 00:30:45,874 What is that sound? 559 00:30:45,875 --> 00:30:47,586 [whirring approaches] 560 00:30:54,092 --> 00:30:56,553 [triumphant music playing] 561 00:30:58,346 --> 00:30:59,696 [gasps] 562 00:31:00,473 --> 00:31:01,975 [hisses] 563 00:31:04,853 --> 00:31:07,938 [Eve] Ah. Someone upped their game. 564 00:31:07,939 --> 00:31:11,692 - I know. I'm impressed. - Well, well, well. 565 00:31:11,693 --> 00:31:17,281 It's my old friends Token Diversity and Gender Stereotype. 566 00:31:17,282 --> 00:31:20,534 Um, I wouldn't talk, Generic Mad Scientist. 567 00:31:20,535 --> 00:31:23,078 Now set everyone free before this turns ugly. 568 00:31:23,079 --> 00:31:27,910 It turned ugly the day Homo sapiens took their first step onto land. 569 00:31:31,421 --> 00:31:33,464 - Hmm. - [sighs] 570 00:31:33,465 --> 00:31:36,216 I take it back. I'm not impressed anymore. 571 00:31:36,217 --> 00:31:38,969 Oh, that wasn't an attack. 572 00:31:38,970 --> 00:31:41,388 That's how we talk. 573 00:31:41,389 --> 00:31:43,015 [rumbling] 574 00:31:43,016 --> 00:31:44,366 [Eve gasps] 575 00:31:47,395 --> 00:31:49,355 [grunts] 576 00:31:49,356 --> 00:31:50,857 [roars] 577 00:31:52,942 --> 00:31:54,944 [chittering] 578 00:31:58,198 --> 00:32:00,200 [growling] 579 00:32:02,077 --> 00:32:04,119 [chittering, screeching] 580 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,665 [tense, sinister music playing] 581 00:32:08,291 --> 00:32:10,293 [Doc Seismic laughs] 582 00:32:15,674 --> 00:32:17,300 [Mark and Eve grunting] 583 00:32:22,180 --> 00:32:25,599 [Robot] Cecil, our situation is rapidly becoming dire. 584 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:29,186 How does a nobody like Doc Seismic pull shit like this? 585 00:32:29,187 --> 00:32:33,232 He seems to have found allies from somewhere deep inside the earth. 586 00:32:33,233 --> 00:32:35,526 I can see that, Donald. 587 00:32:35,527 --> 00:32:38,028 [Mark grunts, screams] 588 00:32:38,029 --> 00:32:39,613 Who do we have if Mark and Eve go down? 589 00:32:39,614 --> 00:32:41,990 No one close, sir. He's cleaned us out. 590 00:32:41,991 --> 00:32:45,226 [sighs] Open up the darkroom and ready drop-pods 591 00:32:45,265 --> 00:32:46,537 - one through three. - Yes, sir. 592 00:32:46,538 --> 00:32:48,206 [strains] 593 00:32:49,582 --> 00:32:51,792 I didn't mean anything. 594 00:32:51,793 --> 00:32:54,294 But Cecil said all the superheroes were gone. 595 00:32:54,295 --> 00:32:57,423 So I wanted to go out and help until they got back. 596 00:32:57,424 --> 00:33:00,426 [sighs] And I'm glad you wanted to help, 597 00:33:00,427 --> 00:33:05,764 - but why didn't you talk to me first? - I don't know. 598 00:33:05,765 --> 00:33:08,435 Because you knew I'd say no? 599 00:33:10,145 --> 00:33:14,857 Hmm. Maybe that's a clue that you shouldn't be trying to sneak out. 600 00:33:14,858 --> 00:33:16,317 I guess. 601 00:33:17,569 --> 00:33:22,239 - I'm sorry, Mom. - It's okay. I understand. 602 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,533 You just want to be like Invincible, right? 603 00:33:24,534 --> 00:33:28,579 - Yeah! - Well... you know who's Invincible's mom? 604 00:33:28,580 --> 00:33:29,997 [gasps] 605 00:33:29,998 --> 00:33:33,917 Mm-hmm. That's right. Me. 606 00:33:33,918 --> 00:33:36,545 And since he always listens to his mom, 607 00:33:36,546 --> 00:33:38,338 I'll ask him to start training you 608 00:33:38,339 --> 00:33:41,258 so someday you can be a hero just like him. 609 00:33:41,259 --> 00:33:44,387 As long as there's no more secrets between us. 610 00:33:45,388 --> 00:33:46,722 Promise? 611 00:33:46,723 --> 00:33:48,182 [delighted cry] 612 00:33:48,183 --> 00:33:50,684 I promise, I promise, I promise! 613 00:33:50,685 --> 00:33:52,035 [grunts] 614 00:33:54,022 --> 00:33:56,024 [pulsing, sinister music playing] 615 00:33:57,358 --> 00:33:59,194 [chittering, hissing] 616 00:34:00,236 --> 00:34:01,570 [grunts] 617 00:34:01,571 --> 00:34:03,656 [grunting] 618 00:34:04,741 --> 00:34:06,091 Yah! 619 00:34:08,787 --> 00:34:10,137 [roars] 620 00:34:12,540 --> 00:34:14,918 [grunting] 621 00:34:17,086 --> 00:34:19,088 [creature screams] 622 00:34:21,883 --> 00:34:23,842 [Doc Seismic laughs] 623 00:34:23,843 --> 00:34:25,677 You think you're strong? 624 00:34:25,678 --> 00:34:29,515 These creatures were born deep in the fire 625 00:34:29,516 --> 00:34:31,934 and pressure of the earth's womb! 626 00:34:31,935 --> 00:34:33,285 [cackling] 627 00:34:34,729 --> 00:34:36,897 [roaring] 628 00:34:36,898 --> 00:34:39,442 Mark, he's not lying. 629 00:34:43,321 --> 00:34:45,072 [grunts] 630 00:34:45,073 --> 00:34:48,368 Free the others! I'll cover you. 631 00:34:53,832 --> 00:34:55,834 [groans] Stop her! 632 00:34:57,168 --> 00:34:58,920 Whoa! Whoa! 633 00:35:01,673 --> 00:35:03,675 [Mark grunting] 634 00:35:06,344 --> 00:35:08,137 Go! 635 00:35:09,514 --> 00:35:10,597 [gasps] 636 00:35:10,598 --> 00:35:12,642 Goodbye. 637 00:35:13,601 --> 00:35:14,726 [grunts] 638 00:35:14,727 --> 00:35:16,729 [gasps] 639 00:35:20,775 --> 00:35:22,777 [grunts] 640 00:35:25,780 --> 00:35:27,699 Eve! [grunts] 641 00:35:29,993 --> 00:35:32,453 [screaming] 642 00:35:35,248 --> 00:35:38,208 [grunting] 643 00:35:38,209 --> 00:35:40,127 [roars] [grunts] 644 00:35:40,128 --> 00:35:42,796 [shouting] 645 00:35:42,797 --> 00:35:44,883 [groaning] 646 00:35:49,262 --> 00:35:52,598 Eve? Are you okay? 647 00:35:52,599 --> 00:35:55,184 Eve. [grunts] 648 00:35:58,396 --> 00:36:00,731 [woozy] You're not supposed to be this tough. 649 00:36:00,732 --> 00:36:03,692 You're not supposed to win. 650 00:36:03,693 --> 00:36:06,737 [grunts] 651 00:36:06,738 --> 00:36:10,074 [Doc Seismic] Things change. 652 00:36:14,454 --> 00:36:15,579 [Black Samson] Invincible! 653 00:36:15,580 --> 00:36:17,581 [groans] 654 00:36:17,582 --> 00:36:20,043 Invincible, wake up! 655 00:36:24,547 --> 00:36:27,591 Wake Eve up! She can get us out of these things. 656 00:36:27,592 --> 00:36:30,302 Eve! Eve, wake up. 657 00:36:30,303 --> 00:36:32,388 [shouting] 658 00:36:34,182 --> 00:36:36,517 Aw, fuck! 659 00:36:40,063 --> 00:36:43,482 Don't feel bad you're being returned to Mother Earth. 660 00:36:43,483 --> 00:36:45,483 - Your remains will help feed a new, - Eve, please. 661 00:36:45,507 --> 00:36:47,819 - We're in big trouble. - Mark? 662 00:36:47,820 --> 00:36:51,615 better kind of life, free of your oppressive violence. 663 00:36:51,616 --> 00:36:52,991 [cackling] 664 00:36:52,992 --> 00:36:54,910 We're running out of time, man! 665 00:36:54,911 --> 00:36:57,454 - Five... - What happened? 666 00:36:57,455 --> 00:36:59,081 You got to get us out of here. 667 00:36:59,082 --> 00:37:01,583 [Donald] ...four... 668 00:37:01,584 --> 00:37:04,670 No final quips before your deaths? 669 00:37:04,671 --> 00:37:08,131 - [Rex] Eat your own dick! - ...three... 670 00:37:08,132 --> 00:37:12,386 Then, with that final display of wit and intelligence... 671 00:37:12,387 --> 00:37:15,640 - ...two... - ...goodbye forever. 672 00:37:17,684 --> 00:37:21,036 - I don't think so. - ...one. 673 00:37:37,245 --> 00:37:39,414 What the fuck? 674 00:37:41,082 --> 00:37:44,043 [grunting] 675 00:37:48,923 --> 00:37:51,134 You haven't stopped anything! 676 00:37:57,140 --> 00:37:58,223 [hisses] 677 00:37:58,224 --> 00:37:59,574 [roaring] 678 00:38:05,231 --> 00:38:06,649 [shouting] 679 00:38:14,699 --> 00:38:16,049 [shouts] 680 00:38:18,870 --> 00:38:20,162 [Eve] Mark! 681 00:38:20,163 --> 00:38:21,789 [Mark shouts] 682 00:38:22,915 --> 00:38:25,418 [dramatic music playing] 683 00:38:41,642 --> 00:38:42,992 [shouts] 684 00:38:44,270 --> 00:38:46,105 [hisses] 685 00:38:57,992 --> 00:38:59,952 [shouts] 686 00:39:00,995 --> 00:39:02,345 [grunts] 687 00:39:04,290 --> 00:39:06,750 [shouts] 688 00:39:06,751 --> 00:39:08,101 No! 689 00:39:18,471 --> 00:39:23,016 If I'm going down, so is everyone! 690 00:39:23,017 --> 00:39:24,477 [cackling] 691 00:39:25,686 --> 00:39:27,146 Shit. 692 00:39:35,196 --> 00:39:36,906 [grunts] 693 00:39:53,965 --> 00:39:56,092 [cheering] Yes! Yes! 694 00:39:57,135 --> 00:39:59,302 [whoops] Fuck yes! 695 00:39:59,303 --> 00:40:01,805 [laughs] Up top! 696 00:40:01,806 --> 00:40:05,600 Yeah! Down low? Oh, ho, no? 697 00:40:05,601 --> 00:40:07,769 [laughs] You know what? That's okay. 698 00:40:07,770 --> 00:40:11,439 We won, my dick's out and I don't care. 699 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,734 Whoo! Guardians of the Globe, baby! 700 00:40:14,735 --> 00:40:18,905 - Where's Doc Seismic? - He was in the Shadowverse. 701 00:40:18,906 --> 00:40:22,450 - Soon, he'll be back in prison. - Darkwing? 702 00:40:22,451 --> 00:40:25,203 Darkwing Two, technically. But, yes. 703 00:40:25,204 --> 00:40:26,747 [grunts] 704 00:40:27,874 --> 00:40:29,224 [grunts] 705 00:40:30,710 --> 00:40:32,127 Why the hell is he here? 706 00:40:32,128 --> 00:40:34,838 And why the fuck are those things here? 707 00:40:34,839 --> 00:40:37,174 He's a murderer. 708 00:40:37,175 --> 00:40:41,094 And those things... the guy who made those things killed people. 709 00:40:41,095 --> 00:40:44,055 - They almost killed my best friend. - [Darkwing] He's right. 710 00:40:44,056 --> 00:40:48,351 I did terrible things. But that was before. 711 00:40:48,352 --> 00:40:50,103 I'm better now, thanks to Cecil. 712 00:40:50,104 --> 00:40:52,314 Better? You should be in prison. 713 00:40:52,315 --> 00:40:54,691 - Are you okay? - No, I'm not okay. 714 00:40:54,692 --> 00:40:57,986 Cecil said he put Sinclair away, and Darkwing, too, 715 00:40:57,987 --> 00:41:01,489 - and now they're both working for him? - We don't know everything yet. 716 00:41:01,490 --> 00:41:04,326 I don't need to know everything to know this is wrong. 717 00:41:04,327 --> 00:41:07,162 Jesus. I was an idiot to believe Cecil. 718 00:41:07,163 --> 00:41:11,041 - Even my mom warned me about trusting him. - Stand down, Invincible. 719 00:41:11,042 --> 00:41:14,544 They saved us. They saved everyone here. 720 00:41:14,545 --> 00:41:16,421 We can get to the bottom of this together. 721 00:41:16,422 --> 00:41:18,758 Oh, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this right now. 722 00:41:20,134 --> 00:41:21,843 Mark, wait. 723 00:41:21,844 --> 00:41:25,263 I can't, Eve. I'm sorry. 724 00:41:25,264 --> 00:41:30,353 And I'm sorry about before, too. I messed it all up. 725 00:41:33,481 --> 00:41:35,775 He's coming. 726 00:41:38,819 --> 00:41:40,070 [door whooshes open] 727 00:41:40,071 --> 00:41:43,782 - Are you working with D.A. Sinclair? - Calm down. 728 00:41:43,783 --> 00:41:45,992 He turned people into monsters. 729 00:41:45,993 --> 00:41:48,662 He almost killed William. He should be in prison. 730 00:41:48,663 --> 00:41:51,122 He can't fix his mistakes in prison, Mark. 731 00:41:51,123 --> 00:41:54,501 - Neither can Darkwing. - What are you even talking about? 732 00:41:54,502 --> 00:41:57,087 [groans] 733 00:41:57,088 --> 00:41:59,214 D.A. Sinclair's a genius. 734 00:41:59,215 --> 00:42:02,092 Darkwing cracked from fighting endless crime in Midnight City. 735 00:42:02,093 --> 00:42:04,803 You don't waste people like that, you reform them. 736 00:42:04,804 --> 00:42:08,640 Repair them. Let them make restitution for their mistakes. 737 00:42:08,641 --> 00:42:11,977 Mistakes? They murdered people! 738 00:42:11,978 --> 00:42:14,729 Rick still isn't right after what Sinclair did to him. 739 00:42:14,730 --> 00:42:18,066 Sinclair's new Reanimen are made with donated corpses. 740 00:42:18,067 --> 00:42:20,235 Darkwing will never kill again. 741 00:42:20,236 --> 00:42:23,823 They both went through severe psychological reprogramming. 742 00:42:25,741 --> 00:42:27,617 They save lives now, Mark. 743 00:42:27,618 --> 00:42:30,287 And repaying the very substantial debt they owe us all. 744 00:42:30,288 --> 00:42:32,747 That is bullshit and you know it! 745 00:42:32,748 --> 00:42:36,960 Is it? You killed Angstrom Levy. Should I lock you up, too? 746 00:42:36,961 --> 00:42:40,463 - Throw away the key? - You-you know that was different. 747 00:42:40,464 --> 00:42:42,257 A man's still dead because of you. 748 00:42:42,258 --> 00:42:44,801 And I think about it every single day. 749 00:42:44,802 --> 00:42:48,847 - But he almost killed my mom and brother. - Exactly. 750 00:42:48,848 --> 00:42:53,601 You were trying to save lives, which is what I'm trying to do, so 751 00:42:53,602 --> 00:42:55,895 how about you extend me the same privilege 752 00:42:55,896 --> 00:42:57,439 - and go home. - No. 753 00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,607 No way. I'm not going anywhere 754 00:42:59,608 --> 00:43:02,528 until Sinclair and Darkwing are both back in prison. 755 00:43:03,779 --> 00:43:05,239 [sighs] 756 00:43:06,866 --> 00:43:08,534 Did you hear me? 757 00:43:10,328 --> 00:43:13,830 Go home, Mark, before you do something you'll regret. 758 00:43:13,831 --> 00:43:16,833 I told you, I'm not leaving unt... 759 00:43:16,834 --> 00:43:19,711 - Wait, why are we in here again? - Please go. 760 00:43:19,712 --> 00:43:22,714 [Mark] What are you hiding in here? Who else is working for you? 761 00:43:22,715 --> 00:43:26,593 - The white room is for my protection. - Protection from what? 762 00:43:26,594 --> 00:43:29,805 From you, Mark. From you. 763 00:43:36,270 --> 00:43:39,314 [Allen] Viltrumites have conquered thousands of planets. 764 00:43:39,315 --> 00:43:41,608 [ominous music playing] 765 00:43:41,609 --> 00:43:44,235 Waged war across hundreds of light years. 766 00:43:44,236 --> 00:43:49,700 They rule over the largest empire the universe has ever seen. 767 00:43:51,669 --> 00:43:54,412 But, man, their prison food sucks. 768 00:43:54,413 --> 00:43:55,853 I really thought it would be better. 769 00:43:55,854 --> 00:43:57,313 I mean, I-I know, it's prison food, 770 00:43:57,314 --> 00:44:00,210 but still, if I'm being honest, I was expecting more. 771 00:44:00,211 --> 00:44:04,589 [Nolan] We usually kill our enemies, not feed them. 772 00:44:04,590 --> 00:44:05,965 [Allen] Yeah, well it shows. 773 00:44:05,966 --> 00:44:07,842 I don't know how much more of this I can take. 774 00:44:07,843 --> 00:44:11,888 - This is not good. - [Nolan] If you don't like it, you should go. 775 00:44:11,889 --> 00:44:13,932 [Allen] What are you talking about? I'm in prison. 776 00:44:13,933 --> 00:44:16,726 It is the one place you can't just go from. 777 00:44:16,727 --> 00:44:19,271 [Nolan] You're stronger than when we first met. 778 00:44:20,272 --> 00:44:23,149 Strong enough to break out of here, if you tried. 779 00:44:23,150 --> 00:44:26,861 [Allen] First, I'm very flattered you noticed that. Thank you. 780 00:44:26,862 --> 00:44:29,406 Second, like I've said a hundred times before, 781 00:44:29,407 --> 00:44:30,949 I am not leaving here without you. 782 00:44:30,950 --> 00:44:34,494 [Nolan] And I'm never leaving. So go. 783 00:44:34,495 --> 00:44:37,872 Before they laser you open to figure out how you're so strong. 784 00:44:37,873 --> 00:44:40,417 [Allen] Hmm. Why do you care so much? 785 00:44:40,418 --> 00:44:44,337 [Nolan] I don't. Live, die. It's your choice. 786 00:44:44,338 --> 00:44:47,715 [Allen] Then, in that case, you are not getting rid of me that easy. 787 00:44:47,716 --> 00:44:50,844 Besides, like you said, I am incredibly ripped now, 788 00:44:50,845 --> 00:44:53,597 so it would take a pretty big laser... 789 00:44:55,224 --> 00:44:57,892 [sighs] ...to do me in. 790 00:44:57,893 --> 00:45:00,228 Guys. Uh, okay. One second. 791 00:45:00,229 --> 00:45:01,949 Can we just talk about this before we, uh... 792 00:45:01,973 --> 00:45:03,850 [energy crackling] 793 00:45:14,743 --> 00:45:16,202 So, that sucked. 794 00:45:16,203 --> 00:45:20,498 - But I was right. - [Nolan] You're alive? 795 00:45:20,499 --> 00:45:23,793 [Allen] Of course, how else... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 796 00:45:23,794 --> 00:45:25,795 Wait. Wai-wai-wai-wai-wait. 797 00:45:25,796 --> 00:45:30,175 - Were you worried I was gonna die? - [Nolan] Wha... I-I-I... 798 00:45:30,176 --> 00:45:32,427 [groans] 799 00:45:32,428 --> 00:45:34,637 [Allen] This is great. This is progress. 800 00:45:34,638 --> 00:45:35,763 You care about me. 801 00:45:35,764 --> 00:45:37,644 I feel like you're halfway to joining the cause. 802 00:45:38,976 --> 00:45:41,311 Hello, Nolan? Hello? 803 00:45:41,312 --> 00:45:45,982 Oh, I get it. You're ignoring me. Very mature. 804 00:45:45,983 --> 00:45:49,444 Also, not how new best friends should treat each other. 805 00:45:49,445 --> 00:45:51,696 Hello? Nolan. Come on. 806 00:45:51,697 --> 00:45:54,282 Come on, seriously. Stop. 807 00:45:54,283 --> 00:45:58,277 [theme music playing] 808 00:45:58,662 --> 00:46:01,780 sync & correction by f1nc0 -- MY-SUBS.com -- 809 00:46:02,023 --> 00:46:04,611 ♪ ♪ 62102

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