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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,676 --> 00:00:01,676 [theme music] 2 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:11,876 [theme music] 3 00:00:11,943 --> 00:00:13,643 [indistinct chattering] 4 00:00:20,376 --> 00:00:21,576 I'll be back. 5 00:00:21,643 --> 00:00:23,109 I'm free. 6 00:00:23,176 --> 00:00:26,143 [screaming] 7 00:00:28,243 --> 00:00:30,276 [laughing] 8 00:00:33,176 --> 00:00:34,743 [music continues] 9 00:00:46,276 --> 00:00:47,452 (male #1) 'Okay, lift it up here.' 10 00:00:47,476 --> 00:00:48,709 (male #2) 'Okay.' 11 00:00:48,776 --> 00:00:50,376 [indistinct chattering] 12 00:00:50,443 --> 00:00:51,785 (male #1) 'That's good, tie it off.' 13 00:00:51,809 --> 00:00:54,176 [mooing] 14 00:00:54,243 --> 00:00:55,876 [laughing] 15 00:00:55,943 --> 00:00:57,709 Hello, Springwood. 16 00:00:57,776 --> 00:00:59,509 I'm the Luigi Santoni 17 00:00:59,576 --> 00:01:01,043 and if you like me 18 00:01:01,109 --> 00:01:02,443 you sick of the beef. 19 00:01:02,509 --> 00:01:04,609 When I first come to America that's all I see. 20 00:01:04,676 --> 00:01:07,709 Red meat, red meat, that's bad for you, right? 21 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:10,076 That's why I'm gonna take out the fryer. 22 00:01:10,143 --> 00:01:12,343 I'm gonna take out the grill. 23 00:01:12,409 --> 00:01:14,143 I'm gonna bring in the cheese. 24 00:01:14,209 --> 00:01:17,576 Sure, from now on you can come down here 25 00:01:17,643 --> 00:01:21,009 have yourself a nice slice of the pizza. I got everything. 26 00:01:21,076 --> 00:01:24,143 I got pepperoni. I got.. I got mozzarella. 27 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:25,476 - 'Laura.' - 'Hmm.' 28 00:01:27,743 --> 00:01:28,743 (Adam) 'God, Laura.' 29 00:01:28,809 --> 00:01:30,776 [breathing heavily] 30 00:01:35,409 --> 00:01:38,343 [distant upbeat music] 31 00:01:42,709 --> 00:01:44,476 We're missing the party. 32 00:01:44,543 --> 00:01:46,209 I'll tape it. 33 00:01:46,276 --> 00:01:47,343 Adam.. 34 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:50,809 I love you. 35 00:01:50,876 --> 00:01:51,976 I know. 36 00:01:52,743 --> 00:01:54,276 I love you. 37 00:01:55,876 --> 00:01:58,076 C-can we talk about this later? 38 00:01:58,143 --> 00:01:59,943 Forget it. 39 00:02:00,009 --> 00:02:01,643 God, this is hopeless. 40 00:02:02,543 --> 00:02:04,476 Besides... we're all out. 41 00:02:08,976 --> 00:02:11,276 W-why do you keep buggin' out over this? 42 00:02:11,343 --> 00:02:13,276 [music continues] 43 00:02:14,576 --> 00:02:15,943 Come on. 44 00:02:16,009 --> 00:02:17,976 You-you know how I feel. 45 00:02:20,443 --> 00:02:22,343 Don't I show ya? 46 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:24,809 'Well, it's not the same.' 47 00:02:24,876 --> 00:02:26,243 'I want you to say it.' 48 00:02:27,609 --> 00:02:29,876 'After three years is that so much to ask?' 49 00:02:33,909 --> 00:02:36,476 'That's what I thought.' 50 00:02:36,543 --> 00:02:37,643 'Bye, slugger.' 51 00:02:39,343 --> 00:02:41,276 What the hell does she want from me? 52 00:02:50,376 --> 00:02:52,643 [rock music] 53 00:02:54,343 --> 00:02:56,576 [moaning] 54 00:02:59,409 --> 00:03:00,809 Look at this. 55 00:03:00,876 --> 00:03:01,887 I don't see anyone 56 00:03:01,911 --> 00:03:02,943 sayin', "I love you." 57 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:06,876 Everyone, Laura and I had a fight! 58 00:03:08,609 --> 00:03:10,576 Excuse me. Excuse me. Hello? 59 00:03:11,343 --> 00:03:12,276 What? 60 00:03:12,343 --> 00:03:13,676 Has everyone here stated their 61 00:03:13,743 --> 00:03:15,143 unconditional love for one another 62 00:03:15,209 --> 00:03:16,276 in no uncertain terms. 63 00:03:16,343 --> 00:03:18,076 (all) Shut up. 64 00:03:18,143 --> 00:03:20,309 - Hey, get out. - Get outta here, man. 65 00:03:20,376 --> 00:03:22,343 [cans clattering] 66 00:03:25,643 --> 00:03:28,576 [rock music] 67 00:03:54,243 --> 00:03:56,876 [music continues] 68 00:03:56,943 --> 00:03:59,176 Hey, look at this face, would this face lie? 69 00:03:59,243 --> 00:04:01,009 I'm tellin' you, these seats are mint. 70 00:04:01,076 --> 00:04:03,185 Come on, where else are you gonna find front row, center? 71 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:04,976 Your ears will be bleeding 72 00:04:05,043 --> 00:04:06,285 And if you don't like those seats 73 00:04:06,309 --> 00:04:07,843 you can pick any seats you like. 74 00:04:07,909 --> 00:04:12,309 1985 a very good year, but I, uh.. 75 00:04:12,376 --> 00:04:14,209 think you're a little late. 76 00:04:14,276 --> 00:04:16,176 Shouldn't pick on the freshmen. 77 00:04:16,243 --> 00:04:17,709 Hey, I'm just a businessman. 78 00:04:17,776 --> 00:04:19,376 What's up? 79 00:04:19,443 --> 00:04:21,176 Have you.. Have you seen Laura? 80 00:04:21,243 --> 00:04:23,485 Uh, only from the back, she was heading out the front door 81 00:04:23,509 --> 00:04:25,109 last time I saw her. 82 00:04:25,176 --> 00:04:27,543 What's the matter, you two have another spat? 83 00:04:27,609 --> 00:04:30,276 Have you ever told anyone you loved 'em? 84 00:04:30,343 --> 00:04:31,409 Hey! 85 00:04:31,476 --> 00:04:34,076 No, I-I'm just really confused. 86 00:04:34,143 --> 00:04:35,943 Oh, oh. Is this what this is about? 87 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:37,443 You won't tell Laura you love her? 88 00:04:37,509 --> 00:04:39,376 [scoffs] I thought it was serious. 89 00:04:39,443 --> 00:04:41,043 Hell yeah, I've-I've said it. 90 00:04:41,109 --> 00:04:43,809 Said it to, uh, Sally in September. 91 00:04:43,876 --> 00:04:45,776 And then, Jackie in November. 92 00:04:45,843 --> 00:04:47,309 Di-did you mean it? 93 00:04:47,376 --> 00:04:48,509 I guess so. 94 00:04:48,576 --> 00:04:50,543 I mean at the time anyway. 95 00:04:50,609 --> 00:04:51,909 What time? 96 00:04:51,976 --> 00:04:52,976 Oh, come on. 97 00:04:53,009 --> 00:04:54,409 The critical moment. 98 00:04:54,476 --> 00:04:56,052 I mean, if anything's guaranteed to get you over 99 00:04:56,076 --> 00:04:58,176 it's those three words. 100 00:04:58,243 --> 00:05:00,243 I-I-I don't think that's what Laura had in mind. 101 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:03,376 See, I just don't know what to say anymore. 102 00:05:03,443 --> 00:05:05,909 Look, it doesn't matter, just say whatever it takes 103 00:05:05,976 --> 00:05:09,376 I mean, if you're in a clinch, meet her demands, it'll pay off. 104 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:11,543 What I need is a girl without any demands. 105 00:05:13,609 --> 00:05:15,009 Hey. Wait a sec. 106 00:05:15,076 --> 00:05:16,352 Y-y-you're a little tipsy tonight. 107 00:05:16,376 --> 00:05:18,343 I mean, who's your designated driver? 108 00:05:19,476 --> 00:05:23,143 Who's yours, man? This is my house, remember? 109 00:05:25,643 --> 00:05:26,843 You sure? 110 00:05:26,909 --> 00:05:29,876 [rock music] 111 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:37,343 [instrumental music] 112 00:05:51,576 --> 00:05:54,876 Adam better learn the look of love. 113 00:05:54,943 --> 00:05:57,743 [laughing] 114 00:06:15,343 --> 00:06:17,876 I-I barely know you. 115 00:06:17,943 --> 00:06:19,443 You know me. 116 00:06:21,209 --> 00:06:23,509 I should really tell you, I'm.. Uh, I'm involved... 117 00:06:23,576 --> 00:06:24,909 - No, shh.. - With another... 118 00:06:24,976 --> 00:06:26,709 Shh, remember? 119 00:06:26,776 --> 00:06:29,743 No demands, no explanations. 120 00:06:38,543 --> 00:06:39,809 Tell me you love me. 121 00:06:39,876 --> 00:06:42,743 [intense music] 122 00:06:44,643 --> 00:06:45,943 I-I can't. 123 00:06:47,609 --> 00:06:50,243 Well, sure you can, it's easy. 124 00:06:50,309 --> 00:06:52,576 It's what every girl wants to hear. 125 00:06:52,643 --> 00:06:53,809 Try it. 126 00:06:53,876 --> 00:06:54,943 I.. 127 00:06:56,276 --> 00:06:57,576 I.. 128 00:06:57,643 --> 00:06:58,676 Love.. 129 00:06:59,676 --> 00:07:00,776 Love.. 130 00:07:01,609 --> 00:07:02,676 You. 131 00:07:04,409 --> 00:07:05,476 You. 132 00:07:05,543 --> 00:07:07,476 See, that wasn't so hard. 133 00:07:21,076 --> 00:07:24,043 [alarm ringing] 134 00:07:25,909 --> 00:07:26,943 [clock clatters] 135 00:07:28,409 --> 00:07:29,576 Oh, God. 136 00:07:30,409 --> 00:07:31,409 No, no, no. 137 00:07:32,809 --> 00:07:34,743 Please let this be a platonic friend. 138 00:07:35,976 --> 00:07:37,409 Oh, God. 139 00:07:37,476 --> 00:07:39,443 The party, that girl. 140 00:07:40,443 --> 00:07:42,443 What am I gonna tell Laura? 141 00:07:46,776 --> 00:07:48,143 Tell me what? 142 00:07:48,209 --> 00:07:49,409 Laura, I.. 143 00:07:49,476 --> 00:07:51,709 Who were you expecting? 144 00:07:51,776 --> 00:07:53,876 Oh, no-nothing, no one. I, um.. 145 00:07:53,943 --> 00:07:56,543 I just.. I just don't remember you coming back last night. 146 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:59,143 You'll never get rid of me 147 00:07:59,209 --> 00:08:00,376 Oh, no. 148 00:08:00,443 --> 00:08:02,152 My parents will be home from the mountains any minute. 149 00:08:02,176 --> 00:08:03,109 We got to go. 150 00:08:03,176 --> 00:08:05,076 [crunches] Ow. 151 00:08:08,543 --> 00:08:10,843 [sloshing] 152 00:08:20,776 --> 00:08:23,243 Oh no, I.. I don't want.. 153 00:08:23,309 --> 00:08:24,843 Oh, God, I don't want.. 154 00:08:24,909 --> 00:08:26,709 (Laura) 'You always said you were a part of me' 155 00:08:26,743 --> 00:08:28,843 but if you're not into it, I can fix it. 156 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:31,109 No! I-I like being part of you. 157 00:08:31,176 --> 00:08:32,509 I'll.. I-I ju.. 158 00:08:32,576 --> 00:08:34,443 [screaming] 159 00:08:34,509 --> 00:08:36,243 [Laura laughing] 160 00:08:36,309 --> 00:08:39,876 Please stop. Oh! Oh, God, no! 161 00:08:43,576 --> 00:08:46,576 [intense music] 162 00:08:49,243 --> 00:08:51,276 [intense music] 163 00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:08,043 "Last night was only the beginning. 164 00:09:08,109 --> 00:09:10,076 I love you too, Loni." 165 00:09:10,143 --> 00:09:12,343 I love you too, Loni. 166 00:09:13,843 --> 00:09:15,876 So much for being a figment of my imagination. 167 00:09:15,943 --> 00:09:16,876 [car honking] 168 00:09:16,943 --> 00:09:18,543 Mom and dad. 169 00:09:18,609 --> 00:09:19,676 Beautiful. 170 00:09:20,909 --> 00:09:22,876 (female #1) 'Hi, honey, we're home.' 171 00:09:33,809 --> 00:09:35,776 It was clean when I went to sleep. 172 00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:38,176 Relax. 173 00:09:38,743 --> 00:09:39,909 Oh, um. 174 00:09:39,976 --> 00:09:42,009 We said you could have a party. 175 00:09:42,076 --> 00:09:44,043 But, uh, you clean it up. 176 00:09:45,776 --> 00:09:47,409 Dad, w-what happened to your finger? 177 00:09:47,476 --> 00:09:49,976 Oh, nothing, it's just a little accident. 178 00:09:50,043 --> 00:09:51,876 Um, it's, it's fine. 179 00:09:51,943 --> 00:09:52,943 [exhales sharply] 180 00:09:55,676 --> 00:09:58,409 Did you have a good time? 181 00:09:58,476 --> 00:09:59,476 Yeah. 182 00:10:00,243 --> 00:10:01,576 I-I-I guess. 183 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:02,776 That's good. 184 00:10:02,843 --> 00:10:04,852 Because you have this big scout interview coming up. 185 00:10:04,876 --> 00:10:06,156 A guy from the White Sox, right? 186 00:10:06,209 --> 00:10:07,609 D-don't remind me. 187 00:10:07,676 --> 00:10:09,276 Kinda nervous. 188 00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:12,776 Dad, when did you know you really loved mom? 189 00:10:13,909 --> 00:10:16,343 You mean... you mean, when did I.. 190 00:10:16,409 --> 00:10:17,876 When did I tell her I loved her? 191 00:10:17,943 --> 00:10:19,743 Well, it's the same difference. 192 00:10:19,809 --> 00:10:22,243 Well, in a perfect world, maybe. 193 00:10:22,309 --> 00:10:25,876 But, you know, some people say it when it's... convenient. 194 00:10:27,443 --> 00:10:28,376 You didn't say that to Laura did you? 195 00:10:28,443 --> 00:10:30,443 Oh, no, no. 'Course not, dad. 196 00:10:31,576 --> 00:10:33,443 See, that's just the trouble, I-I c.. 197 00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:35,576 I-I can't say it. 198 00:10:35,643 --> 00:10:37,409 Well, are you sure Laura's the right girl? 199 00:10:37,476 --> 00:10:39,109 I wasn't at first. 200 00:10:39,176 --> 00:10:40,276 I'm sure now. 201 00:10:40,343 --> 00:10:41,943 I-I love her, dad. 202 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:44,343 Well, you be sure, son. 203 00:10:44,409 --> 00:10:46,576 You know, because.. 204 00:10:46,643 --> 00:10:49,943 "I love you," can be the most important thing you ever say. 205 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,043 Thanks, dad. 206 00:10:53,709 --> 00:10:54,943 [doorbell rings] 207 00:10:55,009 --> 00:10:57,143 It's probably Laura, uh, I-I'll get it. 208 00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:05,576 Hi. 209 00:11:06,943 --> 00:11:07,943 Hi. 210 00:11:09,943 --> 00:11:10,943 Hmm. 211 00:11:13,076 --> 00:11:16,076 Spent all day buying you gifts. 212 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:18,076 What do you think? Won't this look great on you? 213 00:11:20,576 --> 00:11:21,509 Loni.. 214 00:11:21,576 --> 00:11:23,876 please, this-this is a little sudden. 215 00:11:23,943 --> 00:11:26,609 Well, that's love at first sight. 216 00:11:26,676 --> 00:11:28,076 Don't you remember? 217 00:11:28,143 --> 00:11:29,076 [doorbell rings] You love me? 218 00:11:29,143 --> 00:11:30,476 [intense music] 219 00:11:30,543 --> 00:11:32,009 Oh, God. 220 00:11:32,076 --> 00:11:33,076 Laura. 221 00:11:36,876 --> 00:11:37,876 Laura? 222 00:11:38,876 --> 00:11:39,876 [scoffs] 223 00:11:41,943 --> 00:11:43,076 [knock on door] 224 00:11:45,609 --> 00:11:46,643 Laura! 225 00:11:46,743 --> 00:11:47,843 Hi. 226 00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:52,243 Aren't you going to invite me in? 227 00:11:52,309 --> 00:11:54,343 Oh, sure, but um.. 228 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,952 wouldn't you rather go for a walk instead? 229 00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:57,943 I-it's a beautiful day. 230 00:11:59,643 --> 00:12:01,076 He's mine now. 231 00:12:05,443 --> 00:12:07,709 He lovesme. 232 00:12:07,776 --> 00:12:08,776 'He said so.' 233 00:12:11,909 --> 00:12:12,943 You should go home. 234 00:12:13,476 --> 00:12:16,443 [sobbing] 235 00:12:18,276 --> 00:12:21,943 La-Laura, wait! Wait, please. It's not what you... think? 236 00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:25,276 - Loni.. - Hmm? 237 00:12:25,343 --> 00:12:27,109 Listen to me now. 238 00:12:27,176 --> 00:12:28,843 W-whatever happened between us.. 239 00:12:28,909 --> 00:12:30,976 I-I don't even remember it. 240 00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:32,543 I-it was an accident. 241 00:12:32,609 --> 00:12:33,876 A-a mistake. 242 00:12:35,676 --> 00:12:37,243 I was lonely. 243 00:12:37,309 --> 00:12:39,276 Well, so was I. 244 00:12:41,209 --> 00:12:43,843 Uh, look, I-I'm sorry, I'm-I'm not the right one for you. 245 00:12:43,909 --> 00:12:45,376 I mean, I'm just.. 246 00:12:46,743 --> 00:12:48,243 But you said you<co 247 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,976 Look, if I said I loved you, I didn't mean it the way 248 00:12:51,043 --> 00:12:53,043 you, you thought I did with the.. 249 00:12:53,109 --> 00:12:54,209 Look, let's get your gifts. 250 00:12:54,276 --> 00:12:55,576 No, keep 'em. 251 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:57,709 It's alright. 252 00:12:59,209 --> 00:13:01,109 We all make mistakes. 253 00:13:01,176 --> 00:13:03,176 Maybe I'll see you around sometime. 254 00:13:09,709 --> 00:13:13,343 That was a bad thing you did, bad. 255 00:13:13,409 --> 00:13:15,043 [intense music] 256 00:13:18,109 --> 00:13:20,276 [bell ringing] 257 00:13:25,376 --> 00:13:28,409 Well, Adam, your stats for the last three years are remarkable. 258 00:13:28,476 --> 00:13:31,776 I-I've just never seen such raw talent at the high school level. 259 00:13:31,843 --> 00:13:32,776 Thanks. 260 00:13:32,843 --> 00:13:34,143 Well, it's more than raw talent. 261 00:13:34,209 --> 00:13:35,952 Takes the strength, the will, and the ability 262 00:13:35,976 --> 00:13:37,276 to control one's life, too 263 00:13:38,876 --> 00:13:40,876 Is this a friend? 264 00:13:40,943 --> 00:13:42,052 Loni, p-please, we're in the... 265 00:13:42,076 --> 00:13:44,243 Oh, I'm sorry. Am I interrupting? 266 00:13:44,309 --> 00:13:47,143 I just wanted to see what the star was up to. 267 00:13:47,209 --> 00:13:49,443 - This beats being with me, huh? - Loni.. 268 00:13:49,509 --> 00:13:51,643 Uh, look, maybe we can talk another time. 269 00:13:51,709 --> 00:13:52,776 'Oh, no, stay!' 270 00:13:52,843 --> 00:13:53,985 Let him tell you how he jumps 271 00:13:54,009 --> 00:13:55,176 from body to body saying 272 00:13:55,243 --> 00:13:57,609 "I love you," but forgetting to mention it's only true 273 00:13:57,676 --> 00:14:00,276 while your legs are in the air. 274 00:14:00,343 --> 00:14:02,223 Loni, will you, will you please get out of here? 275 00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:05,809 I bet he's met with a dozen other scouts. 276 00:14:05,876 --> 00:14:06,909 Two-timing creep. 277 00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:08,352 Well, okay, that about does it for me. 278 00:14:08,376 --> 00:14:09,309 No, no, no, wait, please! 279 00:14:09,376 --> 00:14:10,376 Wait. 280 00:14:14,609 --> 00:14:17,543 [intense music] 281 00:14:27,843 --> 00:14:30,443 '"I'm okay. You're a guy."' 282 00:14:30,509 --> 00:14:31,976 'Little one sided.' 283 00:14:33,676 --> 00:14:36,143 "Love Stinks A Woman's Handbook." 284 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,043 I had no idea they were so well organized. 285 00:14:38,109 --> 00:14:39,109 [thuds] 286 00:14:40,943 --> 00:14:43,709 [bell ringing] 287 00:14:43,776 --> 00:14:45,176 Home run! 288 00:14:48,509 --> 00:14:51,343 [intense music] 289 00:14:54,276 --> 00:14:57,243 [intense music] 290 00:15:01,576 --> 00:15:02,576 (male #3) 'Headache?' 291 00:15:04,776 --> 00:15:05,876 You might say that. 292 00:15:05,943 --> 00:15:07,643 Sure, you have a woman scorned. 293 00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:08,776 [laughing] 294 00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:12,443 Hey, your old man knows. Ha ha. Yes, sir. 295 00:15:12,509 --> 00:15:14,943 Your old man knows. 296 00:15:15,009 --> 00:15:18,009 We've gotta watch it, you know. We have to stick together. 297 00:15:18,076 --> 00:15:19,076 [laughing] 298 00:15:19,143 --> 00:15:20,976 You have to watch what you say. 299 00:15:21,043 --> 00:15:22,676 You have to.. 300 00:15:22,743 --> 00:15:25,876 You have to be responsible about the things you say to them. 301 00:15:25,943 --> 00:15:27,743 [laughing] 302 00:15:31,343 --> 00:15:32,443 Right? 303 00:15:37,576 --> 00:15:39,643 W-where are you going? 304 00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:42,576 Well, your mother and I are going out tonight. 305 00:15:42,643 --> 00:15:44,043 'Remember, no parties.' 306 00:15:46,576 --> 00:15:47,743 [sighs] 307 00:15:51,709 --> 00:15:52,709 [sighs] 308 00:15:53,943 --> 00:15:55,776 [phone ringing] 309 00:15:57,609 --> 00:15:58,976 Hello? 310 00:15:59,043 --> 00:16:00,852 (Loni on phone) ' "I love you," you said it to me.' 311 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,176 'I love you.' 312 00:16:02,243 --> 00:16:03,443 [intense music] 313 00:16:03,509 --> 00:16:04,976 [phone ringing] 314 00:16:07,343 --> 00:16:09,343 (male #3) 'Adam, get the phone.' 315 00:16:13,409 --> 00:16:16,170 (Loni on phone) 'We're going to be together, Adam, one way or another.' 316 00:16:25,076 --> 00:16:27,176 [intense music on TV] 317 00:16:30,243 --> 00:16:32,943 (Adam) 'I-I'm glad I could finally talk you into coming over.' 318 00:16:33,009 --> 00:16:36,076 (Laura) There's only so much begging I can take over the phone. 319 00:16:36,143 --> 00:16:38,176 I still don't even know why I'm here. 320 00:16:38,243 --> 00:16:40,709 Maybe it's because deep down 321 00:16:40,776 --> 00:16:44,376 you know that I'm through being confused... being afraid. 322 00:16:44,443 --> 00:16:46,243 Afraid of what? 323 00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:47,909 Of your feelings. 324 00:16:47,976 --> 00:16:50,043 M-my feelings, see.. 325 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:52,243 This whole experience with that other person 326 00:16:52,309 --> 00:16:53,609 has taught me something. 327 00:16:53,676 --> 00:16:56,476 What? How to be more discreet? 328 00:16:56,543 --> 00:16:59,676 No, it's taught me to appreciate... what I have. 329 00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:03,509 What do you have? 330 00:17:03,576 --> 00:17:06,076 Love for you. No doubts, no holding back 331 00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:10,843 I love you. 332 00:17:12,043 --> 00:17:13,343 Are you sure? 333 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:15,976 I love you. 334 00:17:19,376 --> 00:17:20,509 [intense music] 335 00:17:20,576 --> 00:17:22,109 Don't you believe him, sister. 336 00:17:22,176 --> 00:17:24,143 He uses that line on everybody. 337 00:17:25,943 --> 00:17:27,443 Did you hear that? 338 00:17:27,509 --> 00:17:29,243 Hear what? 339 00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:32,809 I-I.. Nothing. Ne-ne-never mind. 340 00:17:32,876 --> 00:17:35,276 Oh, you're probably just dizzy from hunger. 341 00:17:35,343 --> 00:17:36,443 I know I am. 342 00:17:36,509 --> 00:17:38,176 I'll get us pie. 343 00:17:38,243 --> 00:17:39,676 [Laura chuckles] 344 00:17:41,709 --> 00:17:42,876 [intense music] 345 00:17:42,943 --> 00:17:43,943 Adam honey.. 346 00:17:46,276 --> 00:17:47,343 what's cooking? 347 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,843 [Laura screaming] 348 00:17:52,443 --> 00:17:53,476 Laura? 349 00:17:54,809 --> 00:17:56,043 La.. Laura? 350 00:18:09,676 --> 00:18:10,843 Lau-Laura? 351 00:18:12,776 --> 00:18:14,676 [women laughing] 352 00:18:15,976 --> 00:18:18,509 Oh, Adam, forget Laura. 353 00:18:18,576 --> 00:18:21,043 She never had a good head on her shoulders. 354 00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,209 Wh-wh-what is this? Wha.. 355 00:18:25,276 --> 00:18:27,476 Oh, this is how we punish bad boys 356 00:18:27,543 --> 00:18:29,476 'who don't live up to their word.' 357 00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:32,576 "I love you" is serious business. 358 00:18:32,643 --> 00:18:35,176 Yeah, I.. I did lov-love Laura. 359 00:18:35,243 --> 00:18:37,176 But you told it to this one. 360 00:18:40,376 --> 00:18:42,576 It-it-it was a mistake. I.. 361 00:18:44,009 --> 00:18:46,709 These days you can't affor a mistake like that! 362 00:18:46,776 --> 00:18:48,576 You better be sure the one you say it to 363 00:18:48,643 --> 00:18:50,943 is the one you want... forever. 364 00:18:52,276 --> 00:18:55,309 I.. I made the same mistake, son. 365 00:18:55,376 --> 00:18:59,609 Oh! And he's been  payingfor it ever 366 00:18:59,676 --> 00:19:03,176 But at least he takes his punishment like a man! 367 00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:05,109 [groans] 368 00:19:05,176 --> 00:19:06,643 Come on, honey. 369 00:19:07,743 --> 00:19:09,876 No, wait. No. 370 00:19:09,943 --> 00:19:12,476 Go get yours. 371 00:19:13,676 --> 00:19:15,009 [laughing] 372 00:19:15,076 --> 00:19:16,343 [intense music] 373 00:19:18,443 --> 00:19:19,776 I-I-I.. 374 00:19:22,176 --> 00:19:24,309 No, please don't.. 375 00:19:24,376 --> 00:19:26,276 [indistinct] 376 00:19:28,476 --> 00:19:30,443 [rock music] 377 00:19:31,976 --> 00:19:34,843 I'm alive. Uh, it didn't happen. 378 00:19:34,909 --> 00:19:36,076 [laughs] 379 00:19:36,143 --> 00:19:38,776 Laura. Laura, wait! 380 00:19:38,843 --> 00:19:41,776 [music continues] 381 00:19:44,509 --> 00:19:46,376 [laughing] 382 00:19:49,376 --> 00:19:50,909 Lau-Laura, wait. Laura. 383 00:19:50,976 --> 00:19:52,609 Laura. Laura. 384 00:19:52,676 --> 00:19:54,409 I-I can say it now. 385 00:19:54,476 --> 00:19:56,743 [intense music] Say what? 386 00:19:56,809 --> 00:19:58,809 L-L-Laura? 387 00:19:58,876 --> 00:20:00,509 Well, who were you expecting? 388 00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:02,309 [sighs] 389 00:20:02,376 --> 00:20:05,009 I.. I love you. 390 00:20:05,076 --> 00:20:07,143 See, that wasn't so hard. 391 00:20:09,009 --> 00:20:10,743 What's wrong? 392 00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:12,209 You mean it, don't you? 393 00:20:12,276 --> 00:20:14,843 You see, I-I-I just had this dream 394 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,876 that you were someone else and.. 395 00:20:16,943 --> 00:20:19,109 Never mind. It-it's okay now. 396 00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,209 [car honking] 397 00:20:20,276 --> 00:20:23,109 Damn. My, my folks are back. 398 00:20:23,176 --> 00:20:24,643 Don't go away. 399 00:20:29,476 --> 00:20:32,076 Whoo! Oh, give your father a hand, would ya? 400 00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:35,343 - Had a bit of an accident. - Dad, your hand. 401 00:20:35,409 --> 00:20:38,843 It was a fingertip compared to a lifetime of happiness, son. 402 00:20:38,909 --> 00:20:42,576 Ooh! Honey, we ran into some friends in the mountains. 403 00:20:42,643 --> 00:20:45,876 They're coming in Tuesday, but their daughter came with us. 404 00:20:45,943 --> 00:20:46,876 [laughing] 405 00:20:46,943 --> 00:20:49,543 Oh, she's dyin' to meet you. 406 00:20:49,609 --> 00:20:51,176 I've-I've already got a girlfriend. 407 00:20:51,243 --> 00:20:53,409 Well, maybe not the right girl, Adam. 408 00:20:53,476 --> 00:20:55,409 Meet Loni. 409 00:20:55,476 --> 00:20:57,443 [intense music] 410 00:20:58,509 --> 00:20:59,576 Hi, Adam. 411 00:21:03,476 --> 00:21:05,343 I've heard so much about you. 412 00:21:10,676 --> 00:21:12,643 [intense music] 413 00:21:14,309 --> 00:21:16,409 I had to ditch my old lady. 414 00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:18,676 Turns out, she was two-faced. 415 00:21:18,743 --> 00:21:20,376 [laughing] 416 00:21:25,876 --> 00:21:28,843 [intense music] 417 00:21:36,376 --> 00:21:38,276 [screaming] 418 00:21:42,809 --> 00:21:45,009 [laughing] 419 00:21:45,076 --> 00:21:46,676 Ooh! 420 00:21:46,743 --> 00:21:47,809 [indistinct] 421 00:21:47,876 --> 00:21:49,643 [grunting] 422 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:52,709 Had enough, Max? 423 00:21:52,776 --> 00:21:55,143 I don't wanna get a job. I just graduated high school. 424 00:21:55,209 --> 00:21:57,076 I wanna have some fun. 425 00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:06,776 Why can't you be more like your Uncle Ralph? 426 00:22:06,843 --> 00:22:08,843 'He's only five years older than you.' 427 00:22:08,909 --> 00:22:10,843 And he's already out of business college. 428 00:22:10,909 --> 00:22:15,309 It's time for you to join the real world, Max! 429 00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:17,676 Time to take a little responsibility. 430 00:22:17,743 --> 00:22:20,543 Time to get ajob! 431 00:22:20,609 --> 00:22:22,609 Never! 432 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:24,843 [laughing] Oh! 433 00:22:32,109 --> 00:22:33,576 [grunting] 434 00:22:34,709 --> 00:22:36,576 [screaming] 435 00:22:38,809 --> 00:22:40,443 [screaming] 436 00:22:42,176 --> 00:22:44,076 [phone ringing] 437 00:22:48,043 --> 00:22:49,776 - Hello? - Max? 438 00:22:49,843 --> 00:22:52,185 (female #2 on phone) 'Hey, you slept through the last day of school.' 439 00:22:52,209 --> 00:22:54,209 'Save it for college, lazy bones.' 440 00:22:54,276 --> 00:22:57,909 Hey, forget college. Got a whole summer of partyin' before that. 441 00:22:57,976 --> 00:22:59,876 Are you sure your mom's gonna buy you a van 442 00:22:59,943 --> 00:23:01,443 and pay for our part of the trip? 443 00:23:01,509 --> 00:23:02,876 Oh, yeah absolutely. 444 00:23:02,943 --> 00:23:04,085 I mean, she promised, you know. 445 00:23:04,109 --> 00:23:05,949 It's a combination birthday-graduation present. 446 00:23:05,976 --> 00:23:07,109 I hope so. 447 00:23:07,176 --> 00:23:09,676 No problem. She won't let me down. 448 00:23:09,743 --> 00:23:10,876 I'll talk to you later. 449 00:23:10,943 --> 00:23:12,076 - Alright, bye. - Bye. 450 00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:14,643 [sighs] 451 00:23:20,676 --> 00:23:22,476 [seagulls squawking] 452 00:23:25,243 --> 00:23:26,843 [intense music] 453 00:23:32,643 --> 00:23:35,843 Max shouldn't count his chickens before they fry. 454 00:23:37,776 --> 00:23:39,976 Now, he's gonna be grounded.. 455 00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:41,476 by me. 456 00:23:41,543 --> 00:23:43,476 [laughing] 457 00:23:44,776 --> 00:23:46,076 And them. 458 00:23:47,543 --> 00:23:49,576 I'd kill myself.. 459 00:23:50,276 --> 00:23:51,576 Gnarly. 460 00:23:56,243 --> 00:23:57,809 ♪ Babes and beaches ♪ 461 00:23:57,876 --> 00:23:59,609 ♪ Summer and peaches ♪ 462 00:23:59,676 --> 00:24:01,976 ♪ A man of leisure is what I am.. ♪♪ 463 00:24:02,043 --> 00:24:03,676 (female #3) 'Max, Max, please!' 464 00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:05,876 Yeah, this is it. Van time! 465 00:24:05,943 --> 00:24:08,119 Hey! Okay, mom, you want me to take you for a spin, huh? 466 00:24:08,143 --> 00:24:10,309 - Oh, Max, uh, sit down, honey. - Wh... 467 00:24:10,376 --> 00:24:13,609 There's been a slight change of plans. 468 00:24:13,676 --> 00:24:15,576 Oh, mom, come on. You can't do this. 469 00:24:15,643 --> 00:24:17,043 I mean, not this time, you promised. 470 00:24:17,076 --> 00:24:19,576 I know, but the money's getting a little tight. 471 00:24:19,643 --> 00:24:21,809 I started to have second thoughts. 472 00:24:21,876 --> 00:24:23,476 Now, listen, I still have a surprise. 473 00:24:23,543 --> 00:24:24,943 Ralph? 474 00:24:25,009 --> 00:24:27,009 Maxie, good to see you again. 475 00:24:27,076 --> 00:24:29,209 W.. Wow! You sure are grown up. 476 00:24:29,276 --> 00:24:32,676 He's grown up, sis. 477 00:24:32,743 --> 00:24:35,076 Oh, God. Oh, God. Please tell me this is a dream. 478 00:24:35,143 --> 00:24:37,809 Oh, Ralph's just back from business school. 479 00:24:37,876 --> 00:24:40,509 We were discussing your trip and he has convinced me 480 00:24:40,576 --> 00:24:42,843 that what you need is a summer job. 481 00:24:45,009 --> 00:24:46,009 Nice work. 482 00:24:47,943 --> 00:24:51,343 He told me how difficult it was for him in college. 483 00:24:51,409 --> 00:24:53,509 After taking the summer off after high school. 484 00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:54,909 Mm-hmm. 485 00:24:54,976 --> 00:24:57,876 Uh, but, mom, I've been planning this trip since the sixth grade. 486 00:24:57,943 --> 00:25:00,276 You could still have the trip for a whole week 487 00:25:00,343 --> 00:25:01,676 at the end of summer. 488 00:25:01,743 --> 00:25:03,276 Oh, are you joking? Come on! 489 00:25:03,343 --> 00:25:05,709 Jimmy's leaving in ten days with or without me. 490 00:25:05,776 --> 00:25:07,343 I need my half of the trip money. 491 00:25:07,409 --> 00:25:08,709 Think how much better you'll feel 492 00:25:08,776 --> 00:25:10,376 after you've earned it yourself. 493 00:25:10,443 --> 00:25:11,643 Exactly. 494 00:25:11,709 --> 00:25:14,643 You're spoiled, Max. I'm sorry, sis, but he his. 495 00:25:14,709 --> 00:25:17,676 This is your chance to learn about responsibility. 496 00:25:17,743 --> 00:25:20,143 If your father were still around, he'd agree. 497 00:25:20,209 --> 00:25:21,509 [scoffs] Yeah, right. 498 00:25:21,576 --> 00:25:23,576 Dad was just huge on responsibility. 499 00:25:25,143 --> 00:25:27,009 You know, thanks for stopping by. 500 00:25:27,076 --> 00:25:29,676 Ralph went out and got that job for you himself. 501 00:25:29,743 --> 00:25:33,009 Well, I did it as a favor for your mother. 502 00:25:33,076 --> 00:25:34,509 Look, I'll get a job. 503 00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:37,143 One that I wantafter 504 00:25:37,209 --> 00:25:39,443 If you want a car and a trip 505 00:25:39,509 --> 00:25:41,543 you're gonna have to go ou and earn it first. 506 00:25:41,609 --> 00:25:44,643 [scoffs] You know, now I know why dad left. 507 00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:47,276 I mean, how many promises did you make him? 508 00:25:54,276 --> 00:25:55,609 Max, that was uncalled for. 509 00:25:55,676 --> 00:25:57,043 Hey, cool it. 510 00:25:57,109 --> 00:25:58,519 You know, you're only five years older than me 511 00:25:58,543 --> 00:25:59,476 and you're not my dad. 512 00:25:59,543 --> 00:26:00,776 Thank God. 513 00:26:00,843 --> 00:26:02,043 Look at it this way. 514 00:26:02,109 --> 00:26:03,543 There's no job, there's no trip 515 00:26:03,609 --> 00:26:04,976 there's no nothing. 516 00:26:07,743 --> 00:26:08,776 [sighs] 517 00:26:11,409 --> 00:26:13,343 Alright, where do I work? 518 00:26:15,476 --> 00:26:17,443 Talk to a Mr. Santoni. 519 00:26:20,109 --> 00:26:21,343 [sighs] 520 00:26:22,543 --> 00:26:23,743 Some trip. 521 00:26:23,809 --> 00:26:25,743 One way, all expenses paid.. 522 00:26:26,743 --> 00:26:28,076 to hell. 523 00:26:29,976 --> 00:26:31,276 Okay, Max, now.. 524 00:26:31,343 --> 00:26:33,143 I show you about the cash register 525 00:26:33,209 --> 00:26:34,776 and I show you the dairy case 526 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:38,276 Now, I show you something veryi 527 00:26:38,343 --> 00:26:40,343 Uh, yeah, but what about making the pizzas. 528 00:26:40,409 --> 00:26:41,519 Come on, that looks like fun. 529 00:26:41,543 --> 00:26:43,276 No, that comes after. 530 00:26:43,343 --> 00:26:46,343 First you must learn how to walk, then, you run 531 00:26:46,409 --> 00:26:48,909 You know, not everybody know how to make the pizza 532 00:26:48,976 --> 00:26:51,176 even my day manager has trouble. 533 00:26:51,243 --> 00:26:54,109 Okay, here you see the 534 00:26:54,176 --> 00:26:57,809 Very important. Never let it go past 600. 535 00:26:57,876 --> 00:27:02,576 She's old. She go over 600, who knows what's gonna happen. 536 00:27:02,643 --> 00:27:04,876 Great. I could be toast before I get to a beach. 537 00:27:05,943 --> 00:27:07,119 Hey, did you hear about this place 538 00:27:07,143 --> 00:27:08,276 when it was Beefy Boy? 539 00:27:08,343 --> 00:27:10,543 I don't know, they tell me a lot of stories. 540 00:27:10,609 --> 00:27:14,209 Bad things happen here. One boy gets, uh, killed by a car. 541 00:27:14,276 --> 00:27:15,876 Another one gets, uh, shot 542 00:27:15,943 --> 00:27:17,109 but I tell you the truth 543 00:27:17,176 --> 00:27:19,543 I think I'm gonna have good luck here. 544 00:27:19,609 --> 00:27:21,009 Well, the odds are in your favor. 545 00:27:21,076 --> 00:27:23,476 That's what my day manager say. 546 00:27:23,543 --> 00:27:25,619 (Max) 'I mean, hey, it could be a lot worse, you know.' 547 00:27:25,643 --> 00:27:28,576 In fact, there's my day manager now 548 00:27:28,643 --> 00:27:30,576 [instrumental music on radio] 549 00:27:31,876 --> 00:27:33,343 It's worse. 550 00:27:33,409 --> 00:27:35,709 Okay, boys, I gotta go. 551 00:27:35,776 --> 00:27:39,909 Now, Ralph, you give me a call, in case anything happens, huh? 552 00:27:39,976 --> 00:27:42,843 Don't worry, Mr. Santoni, I will. 553 00:27:58,876 --> 00:28:01,609 [imitating Ralph] Don't worry, Mr. Santoni, I will. 554 00:28:01,676 --> 00:28:03,776 [scoffs] What an ass-kisser. 555 00:28:06,109 --> 00:28:07,143 [yawns] 556 00:28:19,243 --> 00:28:22,143 [intense music] 557 00:28:34,409 --> 00:28:35,776 Wake up! 558 00:28:35,843 --> 00:28:37,443 [screaming] 559 00:28:39,043 --> 00:28:40,943 [groaning] 560 00:28:47,843 --> 00:28:49,476 [intense music] 561 00:28:59,009 --> 00:29:01,376 [snapping fingers] 562 00:29:01,443 --> 00:29:02,943 Hello! 563 00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:06,509 Try not to space out on the first day of the job, Max. 564 00:29:06,576 --> 00:29:07,985 Just doing a little wishful thinkin'. 565 00:29:08,009 --> 00:29:10,009 You were wasting time. 566 00:29:10,076 --> 00:29:12,643 I was hopin' you'd be a little bit more grown up than this. 567 00:29:13,943 --> 00:29:16,143 Look, head cheese.. 568 00:29:16,209 --> 00:29:18,043 you're my mom's baby brother, alright? 569 00:29:18,109 --> 00:29:19,949 Where do you get off making judgments about me? 570 00:29:19,976 --> 00:29:21,285 Someone's gotta keep you straight. 571 00:29:21,309 --> 00:29:23,419 You know, I.. At least, I didn't take off like your dad. 572 00:29:23,443 --> 00:29:25,843 Imadesomething of my 573 00:29:25,909 --> 00:29:27,109 [scoffs] Oh, yeah.. 574 00:29:27,176 --> 00:29:28,976 I can see you've really made the big time. 575 00:29:29,043 --> 00:29:31,743 Hey, a business is a business. 576 00:29:31,809 --> 00:29:33,943 And in a year I'm gonna own this place 577 00:29:34,009 --> 00:29:36,643 because I understand something about responsibility. 578 00:29:36,709 --> 00:29:39,976 Do you? Or do you follow in daddy's footsteps? 579 00:29:40,909 --> 00:29:42,476 Get to work. 580 00:29:43,776 --> 00:29:45,776 [scoffs] Big man. 581 00:29:46,943 --> 00:29:49,176 [scoffs] I can make pizzas in my sleep. 582 00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:55,343 Okay, Max, take a two minute break. 583 00:29:56,676 --> 00:29:59,076 Let's review, shall we? 584 00:29:59,943 --> 00:30:02,143 Monday, you burnt all the pies. 585 00:30:02,209 --> 00:30:03,476 They like 'em extra crispy. 586 00:30:03,543 --> 00:30:05,443 Tuesday, you gave out all wrong the change, Max. 587 00:30:05,509 --> 00:30:07,143 Hey, I was never good at fractions. 588 00:30:07,209 --> 00:30:10,076 And Wednesday, you delivered 30 pies to the penitentiary 589 00:30:10,143 --> 00:30:12,609 and you let them have it oncredit. 590 00:30:12,676 --> 00:30:14,343 Yeah, where are they gonna go? 591 00:30:14,409 --> 00:30:17,309 Oh, you are lucky you're alive. 592 00:30:17,376 --> 00:30:19,843 Let me count my blessings. 593 00:30:19,909 --> 00:30:20,952 You're first week on the job 594 00:30:20,976 --> 00:30:23,509 was a disaster ofbiblicalproportion 595 00:30:23,576 --> 00:30:25,776 Oh, great! I'm fired, right? 596 00:30:25,843 --> 00:30:28,009 I mean, you never want to see me again, right? 597 00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:30,476 You know, you're half right, Max. 598 00:30:31,876 --> 00:30:33,976 You're not fired. 599 00:30:34,043 --> 00:30:35,909 [sighs] Why are you playin' this game? 600 00:30:35,976 --> 00:30:37,452 Come on, you know you don't want me here. 601 00:30:37,476 --> 00:30:39,709 Hey, a promise is a promise. 602 00:30:39,776 --> 00:30:42,076 Bull, I think you like seeing me go through this torture. 603 00:30:42,143 --> 00:30:43,609 Hey, let me tell you something. 604 00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:45,716 You've had it too easy for too long, do you hear me? 605 00:30:45,743 --> 00:30:48,309 Just too easy, too much goin' for the quick route. 606 00:30:48,376 --> 00:30:50,876 Too much hustling. You are here to learn... 607 00:30:50,943 --> 00:30:53,343 Hey, you can't teach me anything, okay? 608 00:30:53,409 --> 00:30:55,376 You're a just a cheap second-rate hustler 609 00:30:55,443 --> 00:30:56,752 who somehow cheated his way through college 610 00:30:56,776 --> 00:30:59,776 andst make it out of Springwood. 611 00:31:01,309 --> 00:31:02,709 You're gonna regret that. 612 00:31:02,776 --> 00:31:05,209 [scoffs] Yeah. I'm sure. 613 00:31:05,276 --> 00:31:07,243 Alright, look, I'm checking out. 614 00:31:07,309 --> 00:31:10,009 Thank God I still have my nights. 615 00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:12,809 See, I unlike you have a life. 616 00:31:12,876 --> 00:31:15,109 Oh, that really gets to you, doesn't it? 617 00:31:15,176 --> 00:31:17,009 I mean, sure, you're Mr. Business. 618 00:31:17,076 --> 00:31:20,343 But I know how to have fun 619 00:31:20,409 --> 00:31:23,843 ♪ Gotta have some fun in the California sun ♪ 620 00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:27,476 ♪ Gotta have some fun.. ♪♪ 621 00:31:27,543 --> 00:31:29,809 I'm tellin' you, Ryan. I'm as good as gone. 622 00:31:29,876 --> 00:31:31,419 All I have to do is keep botching the job 623 00:31:31,443 --> 00:31:33,909 and Santoni is sure to can me. 624 00:31:33,976 --> 00:31:36,176 Look, I'll get the money some other way. 625 00:31:36,243 --> 00:31:38,009 I'll invent something, you know? 626 00:31:38,076 --> 00:31:39,709 Make the quick kill. 627 00:31:39,776 --> 00:31:41,643 I mean, anything is better than this. 628 00:31:43,043 --> 00:31:45,643 Yeah, well, if you want I can, I can see you. 629 00:31:45,709 --> 00:31:48,576 About.. What is it, 6:30 now? 630 00:31:48,643 --> 00:31:49,876 Okay. Get the party.. 631 00:31:55,909 --> 00:31:59,609 Oh, Max, my boy, I got some bad news for you. 632 00:31:59,676 --> 00:32:02,176 Oh, Mr. Santoni, no explanation needed. 633 00:32:02,243 --> 00:32:04,676 I, uh, I mean, you gave me a shot, I screwed up. 634 00:32:04,743 --> 00:32:05,919 I'll send you a postcard from Maui. 635 00:32:05,943 --> 00:32:07,609 No, no, come back here. 636 00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:09,143 I was gonna fire you. 637 00:32:09,209 --> 00:32:10,843 But Ralphie, he convinced me 638 00:32:10,909 --> 00:32:13,876 I should keep you on, on the night shift. 639 00:32:13,943 --> 00:32:16,176 Yeah, Ralphie gonna stay o as the day manager 640 00:32:16,243 --> 00:32:17,909 he's in charge of all of the workers. 641 00:32:17,976 --> 00:32:20,743 And to tell you the truth, at night business is dead. 642 00:32:20,809 --> 00:32:22,943 It's gonna be easy for you to handle. 643 00:32:23,009 --> 00:32:26,076 And in lieu of a salary, you'll be working on a commission. 644 00:32:26,143 --> 00:32:27,409 Isn't that right, Mr. Santoni? 645 00:32:27,476 --> 00:32:28,476 Yeah. 646 00:32:36,643 --> 00:32:39,576 [intense music] 647 00:32:41,776 --> 00:32:43,576 [thudding] 648 00:32:47,943 --> 00:32:49,643 - Hi, Max. - Dad? 649 00:32:49,709 --> 00:32:51,643 Don't take this crap, son. Where's your guts? 650 00:32:51,709 --> 00:32:53,043 Take off like I did. 651 00:32:53,109 --> 00:32:55,076 Hey, how's the future pizza king? 652 00:32:56,143 --> 00:32:58,209 Oh, Ryan, I'm buggin' out. 653 00:32:58,276 --> 00:33:01,209 I tell ya, we gotta do somethin' to liven up this morgue. 654 00:33:01,276 --> 00:33:02,809 Everybody's on their way to the flicks. 655 00:33:02,876 --> 00:33:05,143 You wanna duck out and come? 656 00:33:05,209 --> 00:33:06,909 No. 657 00:33:06,976 --> 00:33:09,476 No. I've got a better idea 658 00:33:12,209 --> 00:33:14,143 [indistinct chattering] 659 00:33:14,943 --> 00:33:17,843 [instrumental music] 660 00:33:22,009 --> 00:33:25,743 Okay, everybody, this is my Hawaiian surfboard delight. 661 00:33:25,809 --> 00:33:27,976 - 'Oh, great.' - 'Good, I'm starving.' 662 00:33:28,043 --> 00:33:30,509 Hey, Ryan, hand me the hotdogs. 663 00:33:30,576 --> 00:33:33,643 Okay, watch this. I call this one Coney Island special. 664 00:33:33,709 --> 00:33:34,876 This isn't so bad. 665 00:33:34,943 --> 00:33:36,609 No, you know, it's not Malibu 666 00:33:36,676 --> 00:33:38,876 but, uh, at least, Ralph's not here. 667 00:33:38,943 --> 00:33:41,276 You know, we should do this every night. 668 00:33:41,343 --> 00:33:43,043 [indistinct] 669 00:33:45,543 --> 00:33:47,609 You must be enjoying that job, Max. 670 00:33:47,676 --> 00:33:50,309 You've been rushing off to work for a week now. 671 00:33:50,376 --> 00:33:52,476 Oh, yeah. I, uh, I like the night shift. 672 00:33:52,543 --> 00:33:54,209 It's relaxing. 673 00:33:54,276 --> 00:33:56,576 I don't know if I like you being there by yourself. 674 00:33:56,643 --> 00:33:58,219 Remember what happened to that other boy? 675 00:33:58,243 --> 00:34:00,109 Oh, mom, don't worry, I'm not by myself. 676 00:34:00,176 --> 00:34:01,443 I'm packin' 'em in. 677 00:34:01,509 --> 00:34:04,043 Plus Mr. Santoni has let m work on commission. 678 00:34:04,109 --> 00:34:06,976 You see. I told you it'd work out. 679 00:34:07,043 --> 00:34:08,476 Bye, mom. 680 00:34:10,409 --> 00:34:13,343 [rock music] 681 00:34:30,476 --> 00:34:31,476 I can't believe this. 682 00:34:31,509 --> 00:34:34,009 I mean... we're home free. 683 00:34:34,076 --> 00:34:36,119 One more week like this I've made enough for the trip 684 00:34:36,143 --> 00:34:38,143 just one more week. 685 00:34:50,409 --> 00:34:51,876 [laughing] 686 00:34:51,943 --> 00:34:53,043 Whoa! 687 00:34:53,109 --> 00:34:55,176 Isn't this girl missing something? 688 00:34:56,076 --> 00:34:58,009 Yeah... sauce. 689 00:34:58,076 --> 00:35:00,176 [all laughing] 690 00:35:04,709 --> 00:35:05,976 [music stops] 691 00:35:06,043 --> 00:35:08,976 [indistinct chattering] 692 00:35:10,976 --> 00:35:12,243 Alright. Hey! 693 00:35:12,309 --> 00:35:14,709 Alright, everybody, out! 694 00:35:14,776 --> 00:35:16,109 Right now. 695 00:35:16,176 --> 00:35:17,476 Let's go. 696 00:35:17,543 --> 00:35:18,976 Come on, big guy. 697 00:35:19,043 --> 00:35:21,309 Move it! Move, move. 698 00:35:21,376 --> 00:35:22,876 (male #4) 'Later, Maxie.' 699 00:35:22,943 --> 00:35:24,276 Thank you. Thank you. 700 00:35:24,343 --> 00:35:25,709 Little lady. 701 00:35:25,776 --> 00:35:27,743 I'll talk to you later. 702 00:35:27,809 --> 00:35:29,209 Let's go. 703 00:35:29,276 --> 00:35:30,209 What are you doing here? 704 00:35:30,276 --> 00:35:32,709 I could ask you the samequestion. 705 00:35:32,776 --> 00:35:33,843 Santoni thought that since 706 00:35:33,909 --> 00:35:35,809 you were doing such incredible night business 707 00:35:35,876 --> 00:35:37,043 I should become night manager 708 00:35:37,109 --> 00:35:39,943 and find out what it is that you're doing here. 709 00:35:40,009 --> 00:35:42,043 Well, now I know. 710 00:35:43,409 --> 00:35:44,476 Don't I? 711 00:35:58,009 --> 00:35:59,309 Look, it's clean, okay? 712 00:35:59,376 --> 00:36:01,009 Trust me. 713 00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:03,119 You know, you really tried to show me up, didn't you? 714 00:36:03,143 --> 00:36:04,419 You tried to make me look a fool 715 00:36:04,443 --> 00:36:06,276 by being a hotshot salesman. 716 00:36:06,343 --> 00:36:09,209 Well, not tonight, bucko, not tonight. 717 00:36:09,276 --> 00:36:11,252 Look, I'm just trying to liven things up, you know. 718 00:36:11,276 --> 00:36:12,943 It's good business sense. 719 00:36:13,009 --> 00:36:14,843 Pay attention, you might learn something. 720 00:36:14,909 --> 00:36:17,909 Hey, get this into your empty little head 721 00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:19,176 if you can, alright? 722 00:36:19,243 --> 00:36:20,943 This place is mine, the commission is mine 723 00:36:21,009 --> 00:36:24,243 and there's only room foronesuperstar. 724 00:36:24,943 --> 00:36:26,809 Me. 725 00:36:26,876 --> 00:36:30,543 And I have my own special ingredients. 726 00:36:30,609 --> 00:36:34,643 Ingredients you've never dreamed of. 727 00:36:34,709 --> 00:36:37,643 [intense music] 728 00:36:42,343 --> 00:36:43,343 Hey! 729 00:36:44,609 --> 00:36:47,509 "Dance Fever" was last night, the party's over. 730 00:36:47,576 --> 00:36:49,743 Out! 731 00:36:49,809 --> 00:36:52,176 Look, never mind him, okay? I'll come over and explain. 732 00:36:52,243 --> 00:36:53,885 No, you won't. No, you won't. You're staying right here. 733 00:36:53,909 --> 00:36:56,576 No, you're going downstairs to count flour sacks. 734 00:36:56,643 --> 00:36:58,443 That's better, right now. 735 00:37:01,343 --> 00:37:03,843 Just hang. I'll be up in a sec. 736 00:37:03,909 --> 00:37:04,909 Alright. 737 00:37:09,576 --> 00:37:14,443 Alright, kids, let's get one thing straight. 738 00:37:19,143 --> 00:37:21,143 [grunting] 739 00:37:39,043 --> 00:37:40,143 Psst. 740 00:37:45,276 --> 00:37:46,676 Hey. 741 00:37:49,043 --> 00:37:50,243 [sighs] 742 00:37:53,476 --> 00:37:55,176 [intense music] 743 00:37:57,909 --> 00:37:59,243 [grunting] 744 00:38:02,376 --> 00:38:04,876 [dramatic music] 745 00:38:14,476 --> 00:38:15,543 Hi. 746 00:38:21,643 --> 00:38:24,076 [Ralph whistling] 747 00:38:30,743 --> 00:38:31,943 Hey, where'd everybody go? 748 00:38:32,009 --> 00:38:35,776 Oh, they left, said something about better things to do. 749 00:38:37,443 --> 00:38:39,209 - You threw 'em out. - No. Really. 750 00:38:39,276 --> 00:38:41,543 They just said something about going on a trip. 751 00:38:41,609 --> 00:38:44,409 Actually Ryan too. 752 00:38:44,476 --> 00:38:46,652 [scoffs] I think you've been sniffing the mozzarella too long. 753 00:38:46,676 --> 00:38:48,309 Well, you don't have to believe me. 754 00:38:48,376 --> 00:38:50,343 I know it's tough. 755 00:38:51,576 --> 00:38:53,643 Son of a bitch, she didn't wait. 756 00:38:55,043 --> 00:38:56,909 Oh, I wouldn't worry about it. 757 00:38:56,976 --> 00:38:59,376 I'm sure she'll turn up. 758 00:38:59,443 --> 00:39:01,476 [Ralph whistling] 759 00:39:07,043 --> 00:39:09,643 [intense music] 760 00:39:12,543 --> 00:39:14,943 [intense music] 761 00:39:19,843 --> 00:39:21,509 (female #3) 'Max, honey, it's 5 o'clock.' 762 00:39:21,576 --> 00:39:24,076 'You'll be late for work, Ralph's expecting you.' 763 00:39:27,343 --> 00:39:29,509 You miss her, don't you? 764 00:39:29,576 --> 00:39:32,576 I still can't believe she just vanished. 765 00:39:32,643 --> 00:39:34,676 And the others too. 766 00:39:34,743 --> 00:39:36,676 All my friends are gone. 767 00:39:36,743 --> 00:39:39,276 They're probably just driving around California 768 00:39:39,343 --> 00:39:42,443 and being very bad not calling their parents. 769 00:39:42,509 --> 00:39:43,909 They'll turn up. 770 00:39:43,976 --> 00:39:47,043 Yeah, and by the time they do, I'll be dead from exhaustion. 771 00:39:47,109 --> 00:39:49,076 - Busy? - Busy? 772 00:39:49,143 --> 00:39:52,543 You kidding? Ralph's pie sell like they're made of gold. 773 00:39:52,609 --> 00:39:55,476 He's doing it again, showing me he can do it better. 774 00:39:55,543 --> 00:39:57,809 [imitating Ralph] Using ingredients I've never dreamed of. 775 00:39:57,876 --> 00:39:59,276 You'll get your chance soon enough. 776 00:39:59,343 --> 00:40:02,009 Right now, just follow Ralph's lead. 777 00:40:02,076 --> 00:40:03,743 Come on, mom. 778 00:40:03,809 --> 00:40:06,243 You've been telling me tha my whole life. 779 00:40:06,309 --> 00:40:08,576 You know, when the place was mine, at night.. 780 00:40:08,643 --> 00:40:09,752 I felt for the first time 781 00:40:09,776 --> 00:40:12,309 that I could do it better than him. 782 00:40:12,376 --> 00:40:14,076 Now, he's back on top. 783 00:40:14,143 --> 00:40:15,709 Give him the benefit of the doubt. 784 00:40:15,776 --> 00:40:16,943 He's trying. 785 00:40:17,009 --> 00:40:19,209 And his new pizzas are delicious. 786 00:40:19,276 --> 00:40:20,876 [intense music] 787 00:40:22,443 --> 00:40:24,309 Tonight has got to be a record. 788 00:40:24,376 --> 00:40:27,976 I have never seen so many pizzas change hands. 789 00:40:28,043 --> 00:40:30,909 Don't break your spatula pattin' yourself on the back, Ralph. 790 00:40:30,976 --> 00:40:32,152 I mean, we're the only game in town. 791 00:40:32,176 --> 00:40:33,343 Are you kidding? 792 00:40:33,409 --> 00:40:35,209 These people would suck my pies 793 00:40:35,276 --> 00:40:37,143 through a straw if they could. 794 00:40:37,209 --> 00:40:39,343 Well, what do you put in 'em anyway? 795 00:40:39,409 --> 00:40:40,943 That's for, uh, me to know. 796 00:40:41,009 --> 00:40:42,709 Oh, by the way.. 797 00:40:42,776 --> 00:40:46,843 This is your, uh, commission for the week. 798 00:40:46,909 --> 00:40:48,743 Two dollars.. 799 00:40:48,809 --> 00:40:51,276 and twenty-two cents. 800 00:40:51,343 --> 00:40:52,609 Good work. 801 00:40:52,676 --> 00:40:56,543 Great, at this rate I'll make Malibu by the time I'm 40. 802 00:40:56,609 --> 00:40:58,743 I don't know whether to die or go bowling. 803 00:40:58,809 --> 00:41:00,943 Why don't you, uh, just go on home, Max? 804 00:41:01,009 --> 00:41:04,643 I'll lock up. I've got to make tomorrow's pies anyway. 805 00:41:04,709 --> 00:41:06,443 Knock yourself out. 806 00:41:06,509 --> 00:41:09,443 [intense music] 807 00:41:19,876 --> 00:41:22,476 Hey, Ralph, I left my keys in the basement. 808 00:41:35,276 --> 00:41:37,076 [machine whirring] 809 00:41:42,909 --> 00:41:44,543 [whistling] 810 00:41:57,443 --> 00:41:58,443 [gasps] 811 00:42:08,676 --> 00:42:11,143 [intense music] 812 00:42:11,209 --> 00:42:13,043 [whirring] 813 00:42:26,709 --> 00:42:29,743 So you've discovered my secret recipe. 814 00:42:31,709 --> 00:42:34,043 'Well, it looks as if..' 815 00:42:34,109 --> 00:42:37,776 you're going to have to become one of the 816 00:42:44,843 --> 00:42:45,876 [glass shatters] 817 00:43:06,143 --> 00:43:09,286 - (Santoni) Here you see the temperatura. - Very important. 818 00:43:09,376 --> 00:43:11,876 Never let it go past 600. 819 00:43:11,943 --> 00:43:16,143 She's old, she go over 600, who knows what's gonna happen? 820 00:43:18,476 --> 00:43:19,576 Temperature. 821 00:43:19,643 --> 00:43:20,643 Thetemperature! 822 00:43:20,676 --> 00:43:23,476 [chuckles] 823 00:43:23,543 --> 00:43:27,143 Just blame this on that little twit of a nephew. 824 00:43:28,176 --> 00:43:29,443 [thudding] 825 00:43:36,143 --> 00:43:38,476 No. No! 826 00:43:38,543 --> 00:43:39,976 [explosion] 827 00:43:40,043 --> 00:43:41,276 [rumbling] 828 00:43:43,543 --> 00:43:44,776 [glass shattering] 829 00:43:48,276 --> 00:43:49,476 [metal clanking] 830 00:43:53,809 --> 00:43:56,343 You know, we could put thi trip off a couple of weeks 831 00:43:56,409 --> 00:43:58,676 Oh, no, no time. Gotta get back to work. 832 00:43:58,743 --> 00:44:00,176 You work? 833 00:44:00,243 --> 00:44:03,843 That explosion must've rocked your brain. 834 00:44:03,909 --> 00:44:05,109 No, I've seen the light. 835 00:44:05,176 --> 00:44:07,009 I got a future at Cheesy Boy. 836 00:44:07,076 --> 00:44:08,609 So did your late uncle 837 00:44:08,676 --> 00:44:11,276 and they're still wiping him off the sign. 838 00:44:11,343 --> 00:44:14,243 Yeah, well, Mr. Santoni and I are gonna rebuild the place. 839 00:44:14,309 --> 00:44:15,476 He's making me a partner. 840 00:44:15,543 --> 00:44:17,276 We're gonna open it as Max's Make Your Own 841 00:44:17,343 --> 00:44:19,176 Pizza Pie Shop, we'll rack up. 842 00:44:19,243 --> 00:44:20,976 I didn't know you were such an entrepreneur. 843 00:44:22,143 --> 00:44:23,843 Only in the pizza business. 844 00:44:23,909 --> 00:44:27,309 See, I, uh, have my own special ingredients. 845 00:44:27,376 --> 00:44:30,476 Ingredients, you've never dreamed of. 846 00:44:32,109 --> 00:44:33,576 [instrumental music] 847 00:44:36,176 --> 00:44:40,943 Sometimes, a job can be a real nightmare. 848 00:44:41,009 --> 00:44:44,543 But Ralph deserved the slice he cut for himself. 849 00:44:46,176 --> 00:44:47,843 Mmm. 850 00:44:48,743 --> 00:44:50,376 [chuckles] 851 00:44:51,909 --> 00:44:53,943 Special order. 852 00:44:54,009 --> 00:44:55,743 Don't upset me. 853 00:44:56,876 --> 00:44:58,743 [chuckling] 854 00:45:04,976 --> 00:45:06,676 [intense music] 855 00:45:16,009 --> 00:45:18,943 [theme music] 856 00:45:43,876 --> 00:45:46,243 [music continues] 57821

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