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http://hiqve.com/
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- Get up.
- I'm actually good down here.
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Grow up, Morgan Grimes.
You were spying on me in Gym class.
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- I'm going to kick your--
- Help.
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Don't worry, Morgan, I got your back.
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Suzy, I'll take it from here.
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Morgan, maybe you should stay away
from girls for like 15 years.
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All right, check it out.
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A picture of your ex-girlfriend? That--?
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That's why I had to come in here
on my coffee break?
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Anna Melinda Wu.
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- Five-two, 96 pounds, of Chinese descent.
- Why are we in here talking about your ex?
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Because, today,
I need your help on a mission.
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What kind of mission?
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- A spy mission, Chuck.
- Can you handle it?
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See, I'm afraid
Anna may be seeing a new guy.
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Whoa, whoa, hey. Time out.
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- You want me to spy on Anna?
- Of course not, Chuck.
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You're not skilled in spy craft.
No, that's where Lester and Jeff come in.
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Does it shock you that 80 percent
of my encounters with women...
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...have been completely without
their knowledge?
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Honestly, I'm more surprised
by the other 20 percent, Jeff.
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I know you're going through a tough time,
but I don't feel comfortable...
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...stalking another human being.
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Dude, it's not stalking, okay?
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It's caring enough about someone to learn
things about them they won't tell you.
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- Which is stalking.
- And I really need you on this one, so...
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Please, Devon. I really need you.
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Only got a couple minutes,
but if you don't mind a little drive-through...
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- ...when you're used to fine dining--
- No, no, no. Not for that.
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I just need your help.
This is our to-do list for our wedding.
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Ooh, less fun.
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There's not enough hours
for me to do everything myself...
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...plus work night shifts, plus be a sister
and a friend and a girlfriend.
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- Fiancée.
- My point is...
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...that I need you to start
pulling your weight around here.
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So you can deal with the flowers,
the music and the cake.
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- I will handle the rest.
- Babe, babe.
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A marriage is a partnership,
a wedding should be too.
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Yeah.
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Whoa.
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What is this place?
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Whatever Jeff doesn't guzzle down
his throat, he spends on spy gear.
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- Incredible, right?
- Incredibly creepy.
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Hey, ladies. Let's go. Man your posts.
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Babysitting the freak show.
This should be enlightening.
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- We have visual acquisition of the target.
- We got ears on.
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Subject is on the move.
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Idiots on the move.
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Guys. Guys, we can't do this.
We shouldn't be doing this right now.
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- I mean, we're like crazy stalkers.
- Shh! Charles, please.
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What the hell
are these crazy stalkers up to?
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Looks like some pretty decent spy work.
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Would you think about
what you're doing?
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I know what I'm doing.
I'm getting answers, man.
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- But there are other ways of doing that.
- No, we tried cloning Anna's cell...
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...but she's got a CDMA carrier,
so we couldn't copy the SIM card.
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Wait, wait, wait.
There's a guy just showed up.
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Morgan, let me see,
let me see, let me see.
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Ooh.
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Maybe it's her brother.
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Still...
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- Could be her brother.
- All right, let's pack up. Abort mission.
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I can't compete with this guy.
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He's got healthy hair, a clean smile,
and a killer car.
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Look at him.
I mean, he's my worst nightmare.
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Yeah, I trust your instincts, pal.
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Uh, the general will be available...
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...to talk about the Jason Wang situation
momentarily.
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Hey, how come you guys have these
in here, anyway? Do you play?
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They're not toys. If you pop the top,
they're white-phosphorous grenades.
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- They can melt iron.
- Okey-dokey.
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What are these? Mini flamethrowers?
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Uh-uh.
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Mint-flavored knockout spray.
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Oh. Do you think I can have one of these?
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I'm always, you know,
vulnerable out there.
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Jason Wang, Anna Wu's new boyfriend.
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Wang's a car importer,
and while he has no criminal record...
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...he runs with a dangerous crew
of local Triad gangsters.
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A gang responsible for smuggling drugs
and weapons in and out of Los Angeles.
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Correct, Agent Walker. We've been
watching the local Triad for a while...
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...but didn't know about Wang
before Chuck's flash.
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Well, you're welcome.
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You really don't have to thank me.
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Not that you are thanking me. I guess
you're just making a statement. Continue.
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Determine
the depth of Wang's connection to Triad.
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Chuck, use your social connection
to infiltrate the suspect.
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Um...
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Excuse me, general, but just to clarify...
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...you want me to befriend my best friend's
ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend?
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- Is there a problem, Mr. Bartowski?
- No. Nope. No. Not a--
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Not a problem.
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I got a big problem here.
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Sleep well last night, Chuck?
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What--?
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Actually, no. I was having nightmares
about people spying on me...
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...which now feels all too real.
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My point was that
while you're still here asleep...
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...I'm just now getting home from work.
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Tough night. Saving lives
can get pretty gnarly sometimes.
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- Tell me about it.
- So, what are your plans for today?
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Well, you know, I mean,
I probably have to go to work.
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- You know?
- Mm-hm.
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And, uh, I might get a pizza with Sarah
afterwards...
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- ...or something, you know?
- Cakewalk, huh?
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Considering your mellow sched...
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...what do you say you help out
your soon-to-be brother-in-law?
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- What'd you have in mind?
- Ellie wants me to find a band...
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...for the wedding, and I know how much
you love music, and how busy I am.
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So I was thinking this could be
a win-win situation for both of us.
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You want me to find a band
for your wedding?
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That'd be awesome, dude.
Thanks a lot.
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I can't do this.
How can the general ask me to do this?
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Was the woman born
with stars on her shoulders?
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Has she never had a friend before?
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I can't go hang out with my best friend's ex
and her new boyfriend like it's no big deal.
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I understand that this may be difficult
with regard to Morgan--
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No, no, not difficult. Not happening. Morgan
has been my best friend since kindergarten.
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I don't know what he'd do
if he found out.
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I'm sorry, this is not optional.
It's a direct order.
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I can't betray my best friend.
How come nobody gets that?
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Hmm. Semper fidelis.
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Means "always faithful" in the Marines.
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In civilian life, it means putting
your friends' well-being above your own.
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I salute you for that, Bartowski.
Well done.
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Yeah. Thanks, Casey.
Yeah, semper fi, semper fi.
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It's a pretty upside-down world...
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...when this guy's the one picking up
on the emotional nuances around here.
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- Let's go tell the general.
- As much as I respect your code of honor...
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...nothing I can do about it.
Orders before honor this time, Bartowski.
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Go befriend Anna's new boyfriend.
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So, um, how would you--?
How would you categorize your music?
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I mean, who are kind of
your more major influences?
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Uh-huh.
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You know, I'm actually not familiar
with your Uncle Max's klezmer band, so...
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Thank you anyway.
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What was that about?
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I'm helping Ellie and Awesome
find a band for their wedding.
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- Then this, sir, is your lucky day.
- We'll handle it from here.
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- You're gonna help me find a band?
- You misunderstand.
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You've found your band. It is we.
We'll play your sister's big day.
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Um, wait. Wait a minute.
You guys have a band?
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- Jeff.
- Lester...
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Jeffster.
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That seems very fitting.
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Originally, we were gonna go
with the name Jester...
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...but we didn't want people
to associate us with a couple of fools.
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Obviously not.
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- So, what'd you do last night?
- Went out.
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Mm-hm. Where'd you go?
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Please, I'm with a customer.
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I mean, did you go by yourself?
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Um, yeah, my sister,
her taste runs a little more classic.
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But you haven't heard us.
Charles, I'd hate to think you'd prejudge us.
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Don't be a musical bigot.
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Um, I'm sorry, but the answer's no. It just--
It's no. It's a flat-out no. I'm sorry.
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I'm seeing someone, okay, Morgan?
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Well, well, well. The truth comes out.
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A new man. Or am I assuming something
here? I mean, it is a man, right?
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We all know about
your very, very colorful past.
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- God. Grow up, Morgan.
- Oh, please.
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Hey. Hey, buddy. There are some customers
over in Refrigerators...
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...that might need some helping.
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All right, I clocked out a couple hours ago,
so I'm on my own time here.
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- Enough, buddy.
- I'd--
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You should probably go.
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All right, well,
I hope you and your new boyfriend...
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...are very unhappy together.
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I'm sorry about Morgan.
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You've spent your whole life
apologizing for him.
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Don't you get it?
He's never going to grow up.
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There's a million reasons to love him...
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...but, unfortunately,
maturity is not on that list.
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So I hear-- I heard that you have a new guy,
a new boyfriend, or, ha-ha-ha, whatever.
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Jason's great. Plus, an evening out
doesn't involve me on his handlebars...
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...and the Taco Bell drive-through.
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I know what you mean.
I've been riding those handlebars for years.
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Hey, how would you like to go
on a double-date or something sometime?
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Jason's having a party tonight
at his showroom.
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And the only thing more expensive
than the champagne will be the cars.
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- You and Sarah should stop by.
- Sounds great. Yeah.
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- Can't wait to meet your new boyfriend.
- Okay. Wow.
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- Good job.
- I hate you.
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Can't believe
I have to meet her new boyfriend.
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Chuck and I will enter as our cover couple,
get close to Wang.
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See if the skin-covered robot
flashes on anything.
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Is that supposed to be me?
That's real nice.
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Figure out any connection Wang has
to the Triad.
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Try to plant this GLG-20.
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I'll be in the van monitoring your activity.
All set? Let's go.
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- You know what? I've been thinking--
- Stop that.
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If our mission is to betray Morgan...
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...I think we should convince Anna
of what she's missing without him.
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- There's only one mission here, moron.
- Oh, "moron." That's--
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You know, sticks and stones
may break my bones--
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- You wanna test that theory, Bartowski?
- Not particularly.
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Oh.
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Ha-ha-ha.
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So, uh, Anna,
what's the occasion for all this?
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It's a car preview
for an auction Jason's having tomorrow.
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- Sort of an open house for cars.
- Oh.
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Anna, these cars
are almost the price of a house.
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Your boyfriend must be very successful.
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Although, the true measure
of a man's success...
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...is not in dollars,
but rather his ability to love.
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And if that's true,
Morgan is stinking rich, ha, ha.
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- I mean, wouldn't you agree, Sarah?
- I do miss you guys together.
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- You do?
- I'm sure Jason's a great guy.
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But I'll always think of you and Morgan
as the perfect couple.
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She'd say it all the time:
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"Cute couple alert:
Here comes Morgan and Anna."
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Cut the infomercial on the bearded loser.
Wang just walked in.
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Hi. How are you?
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- Ha. That is so strange.
- What's strange?
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That I was touching my ear?
No, that's eczema.
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Which is totally normal, not strange.
People have it.
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No, strange Sarah even thought
about Morgan and I as a couple.
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To be honest, I didn't think
you ever really noticed me much.
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That's not true, Anna.
I have always thought of you as a friend.
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- Honey, can you come here?
- Oh, excuse me.
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Jason, this is Sarah and Chuck.
They're my friends.
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- Well, any friend of Anna's...
- Hi.
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Though this is our first time meeting,
I feel as though I know...
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00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,280
...every teeny-tiny little thing about you.
227
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,490
All good, I hope. Ha-ha-ha.
228
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:29,868
Hello, douche bag.
229
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,621
Okay. Okay.
230
00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:35,206
What do we got here?
231
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:40,253
No, no, no. It can't be.
232
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:44,507
Judas.
233
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,976
Nerd Herd desk.
Download me on your computer emergency.
234
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,896
Hi. Hi. Uh, this is Ellie Bartowski.
Is my brother around?
235
00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:02,025
Devon and I were in the middle
of our guest list, and the computer froze.
236
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:03,776
Uh, hey, Ellie.
237
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:08,740
I think Chuck is out on an install right now.
I'll leave him a message. Okay.
238
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:14,662
- We'll be right over to fix it.
- Oh, thank you, thank you. That's great.
239
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:17,498
Wow, it finally pays
to have a brother in mediocre places.
240
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:22,086
- Um, Jefferson?
- Dude. You almost blew our big chance.
241
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:26,341
We're going over there to audition.
242
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:29,469
- What do you mean? Like, right now?
- Come on, man.
243
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:36,100
If you had one shot, one opportunity,
to seize everything you ever wanted...
244
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:41,898
...one moment, would you capture it
or just let it slip?
245
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:48,154
- Jeffster lives, man.
- Yes.
246
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,704
Great. Fantastic.
247
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:13,888
Oh-- Oh--
248
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:17,892
Oh, my God.
249
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:21,396
I just flashed. Her name is Smooth Lau,
and they're all Triad.
250
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:23,940
Okay, let's follow them.
251
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:29,612
Hey, uh, can I talk to you?
I could really use a friend right now.
252
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:30,905
Oh, sure.
253
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:34,242
- I'll catch up in a second, sweetie.
- Okay.
254
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,160
Wait for me.
255
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,370
Ha.
256
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,622
- Thanks, Chuckles.
- I'm all ears.
257
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:44,252
Rebooted it and ran a disk utility.
It's as good as a non-new computer can be.
258
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:47,380
- Oh, thank God.
- The woman can replace an aortic valve...
259
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,174
...but a frozen computer screen
makes her panic.
260
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:56,264
Uh, excuse me,
why are you touching my things?
261
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:59,225
I'm setting up to rock you hard.
262
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:03,312
- Uh, rock who hard?
- Our audition.
263
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:07,692
Jeffster is going to play
the biggest gig of your life:
264
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,485
your wedding day.
265
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:14,657
Is he drunk? You didn't really set them up
to audition, did you?
266
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:19,120
- Of course not. Chuck must have.
- Sibilance. Check.
267
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:22,290
- Wait. Did you outsource your to-do list?
- No. I--
268
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,793
I know how much Chuck loves music.
Thought it'd be fun for him.
269
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:27,628
Oh, you did.
270
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,469
Uh, excuse me, guys.
We just have a lot to do.
271
00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:38,264
- Oh, okay. Cool, cool.
- Sure. Sure. We're all set. Let's do this.
272
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,141
- Now or never.
- Hang on.
273
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,731
This is what we've always wanted
for Jeffster.
274
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,358
We start at a small venue like this.
275
00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,903
Pretty soon, we're playing the big time.
276
00:17:57,367 --> 00:18:01,537
Yeah, sure, we're gonna blow their minds,
but, uh, where does all this lead?
277
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:05,625
Stadiums? Groupies? Drugs?
Creative differences? And then what?
278
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:08,377
Jeffster breaks up?
That's you and me, Jeff.
279
00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:11,756
Then what's my fate? Some chambermaid
finds me accidentally asphyxiated...
280
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,634
...while making love to myself?
It's just not worth it.
281
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:22,266
He's such a tortured artist.
282
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:24,268
Mm-hm.
283
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:28,439
Look, I'm having a very important party.
284
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:30,858
Yeah, yeah. Just give me the keys.
285
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:33,694
I think I've earned
the right to know what's going on.
286
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,905
What's in the container?
287
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:40,993
You mind your business, I'll mind mine.
You're getting paid either way.
288
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,042
Come on, flash.
289
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,128
Flash, damn it.
290
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:54,090
I can... Oh.
291
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,394
Look, this is way too risky.
I'm out after this shipment.
292
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,689
If all goes well, we won't need
another. What are you worried about?
293
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:13,401
Customs didn't suspect
a thing with that Rolls-Royce in the crate.
294
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:17,864
Where the hell is he?
295
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:21,659
- Doors are jammed.
- I'll go get a crowbar.
296
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:32,545
Hey, wait.
297
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:36,424
- Quiet. I heard something.
- Damn it, Bartowski.
298
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,561
Did you just hear that?
299
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:03,326
I like Jason, and, you know, on paper,
he's everything Morgan's not.
300
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:05,203
- So that's good.
- No, no.
301
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:06,746
- That's bad.
- Why?
302
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,373
Because Morgan's the guy
you keep comparing him to.
303
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,835
Sarah, you're totally right.
304
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:17,048
Oh, my God.
Do you think that means I still love him?
305
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,468
Attention, Security.
We found an intruder on the premises.
306
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:21,969
Chuck.
307
00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:32,271
We got him. Meet us in the parking lot.
308
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,815
Oh, no.
309
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:37,610
Casey.
310
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,948
- Hey.
- Hey.
311
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:46,160
- Wait. If Chuck hasn't been captured, then--
- Who's the spy being held by Triad?
312
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:49,789
Ow. Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait.
Let me explain what I'm--
313
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:51,916
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Oh, my God, that's Morgan.
314
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,001
- They got Morgan.
- Hey, whoa.
315
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,628
What? We gotta help him.
316
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,880
No. We cannot just start
pulling out weapons.
317
00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,716
- We're gonna blow our cover.
- Then what's the next option?
318
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:04,428
Think it's easy for me to do nothing?
Goes against everything I believe in.
319
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,389
Then don't do nothing. Do something.
320
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:09,392
We can't just stand here
while my best friend gets tortured or killed.
321
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:11,519
Hey, come on.
Don't stretch out the hoody.
322
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,396
Fine, if you're not gonna save him...
323
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,773
- ...then I will.
- Hey.
324
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,359
Who are you?
325
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:21,279
Nobody. I'm--
326
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:27,576
My name is, uh, Marlamin Stoneheart.
I'm a 60th-level gnome warrior.
327
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:31,330
- The truth.
- Okay, okay. Wow.
328
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:34,750
- Fifty-ninth level. But I'm like this close.
- I found him spying on us.
329
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:37,295
You've got one second
to tell me why. One.
330
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,880
Wait, wait, wait! He's not a spy.
331
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:42,133
- Who the hell are you?
- Wait. What's going on?
332
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,677
- Morgan?
- This is your ex from Buy More?
333
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:48,306
- What are you doing here?
- Tell me before I break your neck.
334
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:50,308
No, no, no. Don't--
335
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:53,728
You don't wanna do that,
because I know why he's here. He's here...
336
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,731
Chuck...
337
00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:01,902
- He's here because he's stalking you.
- What?
338
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:06,782
That's right, that's right.
He's not a spy, okay? He's a stalker.
339
00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:12,038
Which is a thin, but very key difference,
in my opinion.
340
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:13,831
I see why Anna dumped you.
341
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:18,085
This guy is a profoundly
disturbed individual, okay?
342
00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:20,004
He just can't let go of her.
343
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:24,216
He's an obsessed,
but totally unthreatening...
344
00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:27,636
...sicko.
345
00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:31,599
Grow up, Morgan Grimes.
346
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:35,561
- Sicko freak.
- Let him go.
347
00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:41,192
Go secure the shipment.
I don't want any more distractions.
348
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:50,201
- Well, you just saved your best friend's life.
- At the expense of his dignity.
349
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,912
Well, at least he's still breathing.
350
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:54,622
Come on.
351
00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:05,966
Look what I just found, boss.
352
00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:12,515
Guess that little freak
wasn't just a stalker after all.
353
00:23:12,682 --> 00:23:13,891
Kill him.
354
00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:19,647
Hey.
355
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,857
Hey, buddy, you need some help?
356
00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:27,488
Nope. I gotta learn to do things
on my own from now on.
357
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,617
Just...
358
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:38,332
Morgan, I know that I hurt your feelings,
but I was only trying to protect you.
359
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:42,378
- We've been friends for a long time, right?
- As long as I can remember, buddy.
360
00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:45,673
- Enjoy the memories.
- What? Buddy.
361
00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:49,677
You got any idea what Ellie and Awesome
thought about Jeffster?
362
00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:54,181
I mean, we didn't fully play out,
but if you could put in a good word...
363
00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:56,934
I don't understand anything
that came out of your mouth.
364
00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,353
But I don't care.
I know you think my concerns...
365
00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:03,023
...are no bigger than the weather
or whatever's new in the snack machine...
366
00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:05,693
...but I have the weight of the world
on my shoulders.
367
00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:09,029
So if you don't mind,
figure out your own crap.
368
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:14,368
Good. I need you to crosscheck
these customs docs...
369
00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:18,414
...with the bill of lading that you saw
on the container yesterday.
370
00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:22,084
How could you make me choose
between Morgan's life and his friendship?
371
00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:25,629
That wasn't going to happen,
because Anna vouched for him.
372
00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:29,300
- You don't get who he is to me.
- No, I get it. He's your best friend.
373
00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:34,054
You know, you say that, but I don't think
you have a clue what it means.
374
00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:36,015
Look, Sarah.
375
00:24:37,225 --> 00:24:38,767
I don't have parents.
376
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:41,645
I mean, not really. I don't talk about it...
377
00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:44,356
...because that's just the way
that things are now.
378
00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:46,484
But it wasn't always this way.
379
00:24:47,569 --> 00:24:50,404
Morgan was there
the first day that my mom took off.
380
00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:54,825
He didn't say much, because, honestly,
what is a fifth-grader supposed to say?
381
00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:59,788
But we sat and split a cherry cheesecake
and played "Legend of Zelda" all night long.
382
00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:03,751
And my dad, well,
that's a whole other story.
383
00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:06,295
But Morgan was there for that too.
384
00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:09,840
Morgan is more than just my best friend.
385
00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:11,800
He's my family.
386
00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:17,306
Before you got here,
and long after you've gone...
387
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:19,767
...Morgan is my family.
388
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:27,149
Last night, we failed to learn
the contents of the Triad's container.
389
00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:30,319
We don't know what drugs or weapons
are floating around the city.
390
00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:33,322
And while I appreciate
your friendship with Morgan...
391
00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:37,117
...losing sight of that container
endangers many people's best friends.
392
00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:39,662
Not just yours, Chuck.
393
00:25:51,299 --> 00:25:52,341
Not a good time, bro.
394
00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:57,555
Dude, you're supposed to stop a door
with your foot.
395
00:25:57,722 --> 00:26:00,849
Have you ever had a dream
that's never come true?
396
00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:04,520
Hmm. No.
397
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,814
Okay.
398
00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:10,150
Have you ever had a best friend
with a dream that's never come true?
399
00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:16,991
Lester was scared to sing yesterday,
but he has a voice that makes angels cry.
400
00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:20,494
Please give Jeffster another chance.
401
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:24,873
Jeff, you're a weird dude.
402
00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:28,752
But I guess even a weird dude like you
can have a friend.
403
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:32,506
I don't know how I'm gonna convince Ellie,
but you got another audition.
404
00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:35,175
You want me to talk to her?
405
00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:37,177
We have a rapport.
406
00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:45,102
Hey, Morgan, will you please
just talk to me for one second?
407
00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:47,688
I have nothing left to say to you, dude.
408
00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:52,610
Oh, one question, though,
before I never speak to you again:
409
00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:55,988
How did you betraying me
turn into you saving me?
410
00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:57,239
Sorry for betraying you.
411
00:26:57,407 --> 00:27:00,492
- No, dude, you don't get to say sorry.
- Sorry isn't good enough.
412
00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:03,537
- It's a cheap Band-Aid--
- Stop it, dude. You don't get it.
413
00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:08,542
This whole thing is my fault, man.
It's me. I made this mess.
414
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:10,711
You warned me not to spy.
I went and did it.
415
00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:13,422
I'm sick of you being right,
then having to bail me out.
416
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,966
You've bailed me out plenty of times.
417
00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:18,385
I can't count on you to fix things
my whole life.
418
00:27:18,553 --> 00:27:19,928
- Of course you can.
- Look...
419
00:27:20,096 --> 00:27:22,848
...it's time for me
to pay for my own mistakes...
420
00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:25,059
...fight my own battles.
421
00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:33,609
Um, buddy, I would maybe start
with a different battle.
422
00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:44,411
Look, just keep it down,
remain calm, and this will all be over soon.
423
00:27:44,579 --> 00:27:47,414
No, dude. You know what this is?
This is you saving me again.
424
00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:48,791
No. No, it's not.
425
00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:50,542
This is two best friends...
426
00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:54,088
- ...hiding from a terrible beating.
- Look, the time is now, okay?
427
00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:57,800
Time for me to stand up for myself.
I need to go out there to these thugs...
428
00:27:57,967 --> 00:27:59,510
...and take it like a grown man.
429
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:02,346
A grown man who spies on women, fine.
But still...
430
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:05,599
I'm done, Chuck, okay?
I won't have you saving me anymore.
431
00:28:07,268 --> 00:28:09,269
No. Wait, wait, wait.
Morgan, Morgan, wait.
432
00:28:09,437 --> 00:28:14,858
Wait. You can't just go out there
with your breath stinking like garbage.
433
00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:17,319
Way to kick a man
when he's about to be beat down.
434
00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:20,489
I have dandruff in my beard.
You wanna riff on me for that too?
435
00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:23,200
No, I wouldn't...
You have dandruff in your beard?
436
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:26,453
All I'm saying is that maybe
you should freshen up first, you know?
437
00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:28,664
Why poke an already pissed-off bear?
438
00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:31,166
Huh? Ah, ah.
439
00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:32,835
I just--
440
00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:36,296
That's strong. What is that, pepp--?
Is that just peppermint?
441
00:28:38,466 --> 00:28:39,717
That's quick.
442
00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:52,479
Hey.
443
00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:55,941
See that stalker
from the party the other night?
444
00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:58,152
Yeah, yeah.
I think he actually went out the back.
445
00:28:58,319 --> 00:28:59,653
Uh, ahem.
446
00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:02,823
Talking about getting a slice
or something like that, so...
447
00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:05,659
Take it easy.
448
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,041
- Hey. What is it?
- Chuck's in trouble.
449
00:29:13,209 --> 00:29:16,336
- Let's go.
- So much for my day off.
450
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,674
Chuck, I want you to see something.
451
00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:24,136
No time. I'm actually right in the middle
of moving this cumbersome appliance.
452
00:29:24,304 --> 00:29:26,764
- Come on.
- Anna, Anna, Anna.
453
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,475
Look, my boyfriend's on TV.
454
00:29:29,642 --> 00:29:31,185
from downtown...
455
00:29:31,352 --> 00:29:33,896
...where I'm standing
with entrepreneur Jason Wang.
456
00:29:34,063 --> 00:29:37,566
On the auction block today,
a collection of very fine automobiles...
457
00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:39,735
...the likes of which
have never been seen before...
458
00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:42,863
...but, thanks to Mr. Wang,
are here today.
459
00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:47,701
Celebrities and dignitaries are everywhere,
with one thing in common:
460
00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:53,207
a passion for cars.
461
00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:57,961
- Oh, my God, the auction.
- Don't rub it in. I have to work.
462
00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:02,090
- Chuck. What is it?
- I flashed. We have to get to the auction.
463
00:30:02,258 --> 00:30:04,551
Triad's are gonna kill
the Chinese ambassador.
464
00:30:04,719 --> 00:30:07,763
- Why would he walk into a Triad den?
- Wang's got a legitimate business.
465
00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:11,183
- Ambassador doesn't know Wang's Triad.
- It's not a safe place for him.
466
00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:13,560
Look, we just gotta get Morgan.
467
00:30:18,274 --> 00:30:19,566
Wait.
468
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:26,406
- Morgan?
- Chuck, wait.
469
00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:47,594
Stay in the car, Chuck.
470
00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:49,680
How can I stay
when I have to go save Morgan?
471
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,765
Please, Chuck, just follow orders.
472
00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:55,018
Bartowski, you're like the poster child
for friendly fire.
473
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,322
Whoa, whoa.
474
00:31:25,466 --> 00:31:27,718
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, it's a bomb.
475
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,553
Ambassador.
476
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:32,139
- Congratulations on your new Rolls-Royce.
- Thank you.
477
00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:34,224
It's always been my dream to own one.
478
00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:38,145
Did you take care of last night's problem?
479
00:31:40,648 --> 00:31:42,482
- He dead?
- Not yet.
480
00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:46,236
What do you want us to do with him?
481
00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:49,615
I got a great idea.
482
00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:54,286
He can hitch a ride with the ambassador.
483
00:31:56,414 --> 00:31:59,166
Kill two birds with one bomb.
484
00:32:02,503 --> 00:32:06,882
Listen. Triads have planted a bomb in the
Rolls-Royce and put Morgan in the trunk.
485
00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:09,885
- We've gotta stop it.
- Chuck, stay right where you are.
486
00:32:10,053 --> 00:32:12,137
- I'll get the car. You get Chuck.
- Yeah.
487
00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:29,112
Casey, the container is empty.
488
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:33,116
And the car has already been dispatched.
Casey, do you copy?
489
00:32:33,284 --> 00:32:35,452
Casey, do you copy?
490
00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:43,835
Pretty girl like you is a cop?
491
00:32:44,003 --> 00:32:45,337
Phew.
492
00:32:46,547 --> 00:32:48,215
Shame I gotta mess up that face.
493
00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:03,230
Wait, wait. Stop. Stop. Stop.
There's a bomb in your car.
494
00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:06,400
- It's a Triad trap. Move.
- No. No.
495
00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:12,572
Learn to follow an order, Bartowski.
496
00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:41,601
Hey.
497
00:33:42,145 --> 00:33:43,270
- Let me in.
- I can't.
498
00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:46,898
- You're not gonna let me save Morgan.
- Proving you're not a complete idiot.
499
00:33:47,066 --> 00:33:50,027
- Let me in.
- Nope. Casey, you'll just have to hang on.
500
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:09,046
Look, he's my best friend, Casey, all right?
It's like you said, leave no man behind.
501
00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:12,966
Tell you what. If you let me in, I promise
to help you save the bearded loser.
502
00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:14,593
- You promise?
- I promise.
503
00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:16,887
- Semper fi?
- Semper fidelis.
504
00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:36,323
What are you doing?
505
00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:39,701
What are you doing?
You promised you'd help me.
506
00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:41,828
I didn't promise I'd let you drive.
507
00:34:43,831 --> 00:34:45,332
What? Huh!
508
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:49,336
There's a remote control for this thing?
That's crazy. This is crazy.
509
00:35:17,657 --> 00:35:20,826
Watch the Rolls. The Rolls.
Don't-- Oh, oh, oh! Casey!
510
00:35:28,876 --> 00:35:32,504
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Major John Casey,
National Security Agency.
511
00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:35,799
Just my badge. Sheathe that weapon.
It's cool. Relax.
512
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:38,510
We're here to stop an attempt
on the ambassador's life.
513
00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:41,096
- Hands on your head.
- We're just trying to help.
514
00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:44,349
- On the ground. Don't move.
- Bomb!
515
00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:46,309
On the ground, now, now.
516
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,230
- You're risking your life.
- No, I'm saving Morgan's.
517
00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:53,233
Don't be an idiot. Unh!
518
00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:55,026
Easy.
519
00:36:00,366 --> 00:36:02,409
Hey. CIA. Let him go.
520
00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:06,329
- Where's Chuck?
- Heroic imbecile took off with the bomb.
521
00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:09,708
- Get out of there, Bartowski.
- Oh, my God. Chuck.
522
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,638
Oh.
523
00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:31,271
That was pretty sweet, huh?
524
00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:34,774
What?
525
00:36:36,402 --> 00:36:38,278
Did you think that I was...?
526
00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:41,531
- No. I was just using the...
- Give me that.
527
00:36:45,953 --> 00:36:47,287
Sorry.
528
00:36:49,373 --> 00:36:52,792
Last favor. Do you mind helping me
getting something out of the trunk?
529
00:37:09,101 --> 00:37:11,353
Whoa. Oh, oh.
530
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,230
Oh, yeah. Hey.
531
00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:14,648
Hey.
532
00:37:14,815 --> 00:37:17,025
You okay? You really had me worried.
533
00:37:17,985 --> 00:37:20,278
Oh, man. I'm so embarrassed.
534
00:37:20,863 --> 00:37:23,740
I can't even get my ass kicked
with any dignity.
535
00:37:24,158 --> 00:37:25,617
Dude, I can't believe I fainted.
536
00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:29,746
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
537
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:31,248
You fainted.
538
00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:33,124
I'm such a coward.
539
00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:38,255
I don't know. I guess just the fear of a fight
must've been too much for me.
540
00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:44,427
And I'm sorry, Chuck.
I'm sorry that you had to save me again.
541
00:37:44,595 --> 00:37:48,723
Come on, Morgan.
Don't you know who you are to me?
542
00:37:48,891 --> 00:37:51,851
Don't you know what you mean to me?
All that you've done?
543
00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:54,646
Thank you.
544
00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:56,398
You're welcome.
545
00:37:56,899 --> 00:38:00,277
Think you could butch it up just a bit,
though, bro? Just, like...
546
00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:04,114
Smooth Lau and her band of cohorts
were apprehended at the scene...
547
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:06,741
...and Jason Wang
has just been taken into custody.
548
00:38:06,909 --> 00:38:10,036
They will be spending a lot of time
in prison, thanks to all of you.
549
00:38:10,204 --> 00:38:11,246
Thank you, general.
550
00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:14,124
Furthermore, this incident
has left Ambassador Mei Sheng...
551
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:18,461
...with a renewed vigor to crack down
on Triad crime, both here and overseas.
552
00:38:18,629 --> 00:38:20,964
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm late for my evening plans.
553
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:24,592
Uh, general,
um, if you don't mind me asking...
554
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:28,346
...what exactly is your version
of evening plans?
555
00:38:28,514 --> 00:38:29,723
Bartowski.
556
00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:31,933
It's not top-secret, major.
557
00:38:32,101 --> 00:38:36,855
I'm meeting Condoleezza for cosmos.
Even I have friends.
558
00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:43,361
Sorry about delegating
the music stuff to Chuck.
559
00:38:43,529 --> 00:38:47,324
But an apology is just words
if it's not followed up by actions.
560
00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:52,662
So I got the flowers, I bought the cake,
and I took care of your half of the to-do list.
561
00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:54,414
That's very sweet, Devon.
562
00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:58,626
I'm also back in charge of finding the band,
which is why we're here.
563
00:38:58,794 --> 00:39:00,170
What?
564
00:39:04,633 --> 00:39:07,260
Partnership is trust, babe. Come on.
565
00:39:10,639 --> 00:39:13,933
- Partnership is trust.
- I can't do this, man.
566
00:39:14,101 --> 00:39:16,936
- You can. I know you can.
- No.
567
00:39:17,104 --> 00:39:21,274
You see, before, Jeff, I wasn't really scared
that the band was gonna break up.
568
00:39:21,442 --> 00:39:23,568
- The truth is, I was just so--
Shh.
569
00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:28,114
Ever had a dream
that's never come true?
570
00:39:28,282 --> 00:39:30,367
I'm asking you to sing.
571
00:39:30,951 --> 00:39:32,827
Not for yourself.
572
00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:35,205
Do it for me.
573
00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:15,161
Honey, you're not seriously considering
this lame band for our wedding day?
574
00:40:21,001 --> 00:40:26,131
No, but let a man have his dream,
even if it is for five minutes.
575
00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:02,125
I wanted to apologize.
576
00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:06,588
I could've been more sensitive before
about your friendship with Morgan.
577
00:41:07,006 --> 00:41:09,132
It's just-- It's difficult.
578
00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:13,803
I don't really have anyone in my life
like that who cares about me.
579
00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:17,265
Yeah, you do.
580
00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:30,069
Anna.
581
00:41:30,696 --> 00:41:34,574
Listen. I should've said this to you
a long time ago, all right?
582
00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:37,243
Um, but, Anna Wu...
583
00:41:38,787 --> 00:41:39,871
...I lo--
584
00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:43,875
I like you very, very much.
585
00:41:56,096 --> 00:41:57,597
Hey, guys.
586
00:41:58,265 --> 00:42:01,309
Look at us, man. We both got girlfriends.
587
00:42:02,811 --> 00:42:04,812
This is as good as it gets, man.
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