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Good evening, folks.
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Good evening, you slags.
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No. Good evening, folks.
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So, who is Robbie Williams?
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Well,
I've been called many things:
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Narcissistic. Punchable.
Shit-eating twat.
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But while
I'm all those things,
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I want to show you
how I really see myself.
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So sit back, relax,
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while I give you
a right fucking entertaining.
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So, the story starts.
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1982. Stoke-on-Trent.
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The arse-end
of the north of England.
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Mitchell.
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It may look grubby
and deprived...
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Troy.
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-...but deep down...
-Wayne.
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...it was grubby and deprived.
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-Mason.
-I didn't have much,
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but at least
I had the respect and...
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-Crystal.
-...admiration of my peers.
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-What?
-And who gets him?
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No, it's you.
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They just had trouble
showing it.
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-Robert.
-Yes! Come on!
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Oi!
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Right, knobheads,
pass the ball to Nate,
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let him do the rest.
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Positions! Oi!
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Fuck you off to?
You're in goal.
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-But...
-Don't fuck it up.
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I'm like a chainmail condom!
Nothing's getting through!
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Whoo! Let's go, slags!
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I had plenty of balls...
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Mmm! Mmm! Come on.
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...but I couldn't stop
a single one.
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Wasn't ready.
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Nice one, dickhead.
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Come on!
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Robbie Williams,
Captain of Port Vale!
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Yeah!
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You really are
fucking useless, aren't ya?
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He's gonna cry.
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-Yeah, he is.
-Little bitch.
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Feelin'
a little better now?
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It's all right, Rob.
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Nate, just leave it.
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Yeah. Yeah, jog on,
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you tit!
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All right, come on.
Let's play.
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You're a fucking nobody!
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See, where I grew up,
you were meant to act small.
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But the thing is,
my DNA is cabaret.
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I came out of the womb
with jazz hands.
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Which was very painful
for my mum.
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Heading downstairs for a bit.
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One of the barmen's
called in sick.
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Goodnight, sweetheart.
Straight to bed, yeah?
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Don't let him
ruin his dinner.
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Bye, love.
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♪ And now the end is near ♪
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♪ And so
I face the final curtain ♪
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-♪ My friend... ♪
-♪ My friend ♪
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♪ I'll make it clear ♪
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How's about a warm hand
for my entrance?
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♪ Of which I'm certain ♪
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♪ I've lived a life
That's full ♪
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♪ I've traveled each
And every highway ♪
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♪ And more... ♪
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Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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♪ I did it my way ♪
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My dad was well-enamored
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by the stars of the day.
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Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr.
and of course, Sinatra.
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They were gods to him.
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Youth, you hear that?
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That's pure love,
that is.
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It don't come cheap,
mind.
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You've got to risk it all,
whatever it takes.
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'Cause if you make it...
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it's paradise.
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Thing is,
you can't learn it.
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You're either
born with it...
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or you're a nobody.
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♪ And more
Much more than this ♪
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♪ I did it my way ♪
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-Light 'em up.
-Light 'em up.
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♪ Yes, there were times ♪
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♪ I guess you knew ♪
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♪ When I bit off
More than I could chew ♪
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♪ And through it all
When there was doubt ♪
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♪ I ate it up ♪
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♪ And spit it out ♪
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♪ I grew tall
And through it all ♪
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Dad, Dad, Dad!
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♪ And did it my... ♪
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Oh, fuck it!
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-Now look what you've...
-Sorry.
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I had a full head of steam
then and all.
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-I can fix it.
-Get out the way.
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We can sing without it.
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-It's not the same.
-Or we could...
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Robert!
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I think it's time
for a bath.
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-But I want to keep going.
-Go with your nan, will ya?
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Come on, love. Come on.
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Stupid.
Come on, Blue Eyes.
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♪ ...my way ♪
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There he is.
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-Nan?
-Mmm?
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What is... "it"?
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What do you mean?
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Dad said you have to be
born with "it"...
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and maybe I wasn't.
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Believe me, whatever "it" is,
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you've got
more than your share.
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-You're just saying that.
-I'm bloody well not!
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I wouldn't change
a hair on your head.
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What is it, love?
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Don't want to be a nobody.
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Oh, love.
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There's no such thing
as a nobody.
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Remember...
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This might feel good...
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but this,
this is what matters.
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You're enough.
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I was nine years old
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when I got my first real
taste of the limelight.
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I still remember that taste.
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Pure, unadulterated terror.
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Have you seen the fit
one with the big bulge?
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After the show,
I'm going to touch him
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where his bathing suit goes.
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I'm gonna fuck it up,
I know it.
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So what? No one will notice.
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-My dad will.
-Tsk.
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Just go out there, sing your
fucking song and walk off.
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That's not enough.
They'll see right through me.
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-What am I gonna do?
-I don't know.
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I'm just doing this
for the sausage.
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In the next
three seconds,
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I'm going to be found out.
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They'll see that I'm ugly,
I'm stupid, I'm untalented.
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I'm not good at anything.
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But there is one skill
I've practiced
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more than any other child
in the world...
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Light 'em up.
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...and that's
for showing off.
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How's about a warm hand
on my entrance?
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You see,
I thought to become famous,
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you had to be really,
really good.
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Turns out you just have to
show off and be a bit cheeky.
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Put your hands together
for our next contestant,
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Peter Williams.
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Thank you very much.
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Ooh!
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Do you know the difference
between an "ooh" and an "ahh"?
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Well, it's about three inches.
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♪ For I am a Pirate King ♪
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♪ You are!
Hurrah for the Pirate King! ♪
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Usually go
over people's heads.
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♪ And it is, it is a glorious
Thing to be a Pirate King ♪
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♪ It is! Hurrah
For the Pirate King! ♪
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-Ooh, naughty.
-♪ Hurrah for the Pirate... ♪
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Eyes off my bum!
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♪ ...King! ♪
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Hurrah!
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Whoo!
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You're useless.
You're a disgrace!
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You're a fucking nobody.
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Look at you.
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I fucking hate you.
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My dad won five quid
that night.
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Although it might as well
have been five million.
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Thank you very much.
You have been wonderful...
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and I've been Peter Will...
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Conway.
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I'm Peter Conway!
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Not only
did he change his name,
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he changed his life.
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One day, he went to watch
the FA Cup Final.
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Unfortunately,
he didn't come back.
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The audience beckoned
and he left us
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to be one step closer
to his gods.
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♪ Come on, hold my hand ♪
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♪ I wanna contact the living ♪
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♪ Not sure I understand ♪
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♪ This role I've been given ♪
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♪ I sit and talk to God ♪
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♪ He just laughs at my plans ♪
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♪ My head speaks a language ♪
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♪ I don't understand ♪
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♪ I just wanna feel real love ♪
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♪ Feel the love ever after ♪
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♪ There's a hole in my soul ♪
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♪ You can see it in my face ♪
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♪ It's a real big place ♪
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♪ I need to feel real love ♪
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♪ And the love ever after ♪
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♪ I cannot get enough ♪
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Don't worry, Mum.
We'll be all right.
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Light 'em up.
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♪ I just wanna feel real love ♪
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♪ Feel the home that I live in ♪
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♪ 'Cause I've got
Too much life ♪
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♪ Runnin' through my veins ♪
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♪ Going to waste ♪
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♪ I just wanna feel real love ♪
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♪ Feel the life ever after ♪
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♪ There's a hole in my soul ♪
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♪ You can see it in my face ♪
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♪ It's a real big place ♪
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♪ Come on, hold my hand ♪
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♪ I wanna contact the living ♪
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♪ Not sure I understand ♪
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♪ This role I've been given ♪
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♪ Not sure I understand ♪
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♪ Not sure I understand ♪
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♪ I'm not sure I understand ♪
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Next!
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Take a pamphlet,
sign the form,
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and shut the door
on your way out.
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No, you're all right.
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-I know what I'm gonna be.
-Oh, aye? What's that, then?
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Famous.
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I'm gonna
sing and dance.
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I'm writing lyrics and all.
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I've seen your grades, lad.
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You can't rub
two words together.
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"The world is mine to claim
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All I need is
a fuckload of fame...
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Ooh, ooh, yeah"
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Listen. Don't embarrass
yourself, yeah?
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This, it's not for you.
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Keep your feet on the ground.
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You might want to frame that.
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-Tosser.
-Next!
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♪ I've got the power! ♪
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Whoo!
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Woo, woo, woo! Hey!
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-Do it, Nate.
-Fuck me.
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You'd make a fucking awful
stripper, you know that?
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Fuck off!
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That's
my back-up plan.
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Hey, you should come work
with me.
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Flint's always looking
for people.
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Isn't he that flashy
cunt in the coupe?
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Yeah, but he's proper.
Double glazing.
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Easy job, easy money.
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How'd you meet him?
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-Shagged his mum.
-Fucking hell!
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Ah, it's all right,
he knows.
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His dad wouldn't be
best pleased, though.
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Fucking have that!
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So have you told him
about the trials?
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-Naw.
-Well, you better.
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That scout
was fucking excited.
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I thought he was gonna blow
you right there on the pitch.
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Fuck off.
261
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,995
I'm not going to the trials.
262
00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:32,955
-I'm not going to the trials.
-Rubbish.
263
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,623
I'm not.
264
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,875
What?
265
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,419
Think of the money.
266
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:40,379
The supermodels.
267
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:42,923
The fans
screaming for ya.
268
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,300
Yeah, I don't need
all that fancy shit.
269
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,843
-Fucking hell, mate!
-All right, calm down.
270
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:48,220
Well, you got
a ticket to heaven!
271
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,222
And you're gonna stay here?
272
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,557
It's like you with your
singing, innit?
273
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,684
Just do it
'cause I love it.
274
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:56,020
Who gives a fuck
if you love it?
275
00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:01,066
What matters is that other
people love you doing it.
276
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,029
You'll have to
get yourself to school.
277
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:08,198
I can't face it.
I got a bastard of a headache.
278
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,242
And an exam which
you'd better have studied for.
279
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,077
Why do you think
me head's pounding?
280
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,662
You'll have more than a
pounding head if you haven't.
281
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,331
Oof! I love it
when she talks dirty.
282
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,999
You're going.
283
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:20,502
I'd take you, but I've got
a million deliveries.
284
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,339
God knows I've already had one man
lounging about. Not having another one.
285
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,506
A music manager
in Manchester
286
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,549
-is holding auditions...
-Shh.
287
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,717
Don't you bloody shush me!
288
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,177
Mum, hush!
289
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,303
The man
behind the venture,
290
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:30,554
Nigel Martin Smith,
291
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,432
is creating a new boy band.
292
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,142
I didn't think you were
interested in boy bands.
293
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:36,644
-Head to...
-Mum, quick. Quick!
294
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,062
...Vanity Modeling Agency
this Saturday.
295
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:39,271
Quick, write it down.
296
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,190
-Doors open at 9 a.m.
-This is it.
297
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,525
This is it!
298
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,987
I'm gonna be
fucking famous!
299
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,656
Shut up, ya tit!
300
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,783
Oh, fuck off, Glen!
301
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,417
Whoo! Whoo!
302
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:04,171
He makes my tizzer go foo,
he does.
303
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,058
Thank you.
304
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,233
Light 'em up.
305
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:34,868
I'm Robert.
306
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,705
Nigel Martin Smith was,
for legal reasons,
307
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:40,958
an absolute sweetheart.
308
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,960
Well, go on, then.
309
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,545
And a first-class cunt.
310
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,887
♪ A buzzard took a monkey
For a ride in the air ♪
311
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:56,932
♪ The monkey thought that
Everything was on the square ♪
312
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,560
♪ The buzzard tried to throw
The monkey off of his back ♪
313
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,145
♪ The monkey
Grabbed his neck ♪
314
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:03,230
♪ And said, "Now, listen, Jack ♪
315
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:05,733
♪ Straighten up and fly right ♪
316
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:09,611
♪ Straighten up
And stay right ♪
317
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,864
♪ Straighten up and fly right ♪
318
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:15,117
♪ Cool down, Papa
Don't you blow your top! ♪
319
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,077
♪ Ain't no use in that..." ♪
320
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,787
He's bored of you.
321
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,664
Look at you!
You've got no talent.
322
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:23,208
You're not fucking Sinatra.
323
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,836
♪ "Straighten up and fly right ♪
324
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,672
♪ Cool down, Papa
Don't you blow your top!" ♪
325
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,924
Okay!
That'll do, lad.
326
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:34,011
You do know
this is a pop band?
327
00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:36,889
Yeah. Tell you what,
I'll do Milli Vanilli...
328
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:38,474
No.
329
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,104
Cheers, then.
330
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,616
So shall we tell them that
that you found your man
331
00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:57,326
and they can all fuck off home
then, yeah?
332
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,704
No, don't you get up.
333
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,706
It'll be my pleasure.
334
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,959
And if I hadn't winked
in that moment,
335
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,586
none of this
would've happened.
336
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,340
I wouldn't even be here
talking to ya.
337
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,053
Break a leg,
you slags.
338
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,638
Cheeky little bastard.
339
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:18,972
He wouldn't know talent
340
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,641
if it jumped up
and bit him on the cock.
341
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,434
It's only been a few hours,
love.
342
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,728
He's got no eye for it,
Nan!
343
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,438
You have to wait.
344
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:31,110
I fucked it.
345
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,572
He saw right through me.
346
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,825
I mean, look at me.
347
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,661
Do I look like a pop star
to you?
348
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:42,996
You look
like you always look.
349
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:44,957
Exactly.
350
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:46,959
Like a talentless fuck
351
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,336
who's gonna die alone and fat
352
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:52,047
and be craned
out of his shitpit in Stoke!
353
00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:57,636
Fuck, Nan!
354
00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:59,972
-Hello?
-Youth?
355
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,724
Dad.
356
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,686
Um, your voice
is so low now,
357
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:07,646
thought I had
the wrong number.
358
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:09,940
How are you, Dad?
359
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:12,317
Never better,
never better.
360
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,694
Now, listen.
361
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:16,280
I haven't got long,
but I was thinking
362
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,074
how about you come visit?
363
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,742
Really?
364
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,703
Yeah, why not?
School holidays are coming up.
365
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,329
You should come see
what the old man's been up to.
366
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,455
But...
367
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,249
-Yes.
-I mean, yeah, definitely.
368
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,917
Smashing.
369
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,335
All right, I'd better go.
370
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,795
A full house waits for no man
and all that.
371
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,172
It'll be good to see you, lad.
372
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,132
Light 'em up, Da...
373
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,054
Oh, Robert!
374
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,434
Come on!
375
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,273
-Oh, love.
-Bloody hell, Nan!
376
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,692
Is everybody
having a good time?
377
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,235
Yeah!
378
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:58,071
Peter can't hear you!
You having a good time?
379
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,740
Yeah!
380
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,994
I was lucky enough to grace
the stage with this next act
381
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,537
at a talent competition.
382
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:06,747
Yeah, I'll never forget it.
383
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:07,873
He gave me a five.
384
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,792
Oh, it was sadder than that.
385
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,419
Aw!
386
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,004
So please put your hands
together
387
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,923
for the irresistible...
388
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,718
...the irrepressible...
389
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,721
...the irreplaceable...
390
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:23,805
Whoa!
391
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,766
I give him a 10 out of 10.
392
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:28,310
Mr. Terry Swinton!
393
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,482
I've warmed 'em up
for you.
394
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:40,489
♪ Oh, the shark has
Pretty teeth, dear ♪
395
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,825
Thought I was losing that
stage-left table for a bit,
396
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,410
but, uh,
I won them back, didn't I?
397
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:46,703
Oh, yeah.
398
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,499
Glad you reached out.
399
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:51,917
It was a shock,
but, you know,
400
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,460
in a good way.
401
00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:55,170
Thought it was about time,
youth.
402
00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,716
Hey, I forgot to tell you.
403
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,344
I'm joining this pop band.
404
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,263
Really? So, uh,
when do you start?
405
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,890
Well, I mean, I'm not
definitely in yet, but...
406
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:08,392
Oh.
407
00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:09,309
Well, it's just
I haven't heard back...
408
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,561
-Watch it!
-Oh, sorry.
409
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,232
♪ Now, Macky's spendin'... ♪
410
00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:17,317
Terry's the bollocks,
isn't he?
411
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,653
Yeah.
412
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:25,701
Actually, you might want
to keep that bed out for me.
413
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,369
Failed my exams.
414
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,413
Complete fucking balls-up.
415
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:31,999
Mum's gonna put me on the
first bus back when I tell her.
416
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,629
Fucking hopeless.
417
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,882
You've got to learn
from this.
418
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:43,635
-You're right.
-All of this.
419
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:47,306
'Cause, you know,
you're learning from the best.
420
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:51,560
♪ Look out, old Macky is back ♪
421
00:21:56,315 --> 00:22:01,111
Let's hear it, eh?
10 out of 10. 10 out of 10.
422
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:06,658
Seeing my dad
423
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,327
surrounded by
the stars of yesteryear
424
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,954
galvanized my need
to become famous.
425
00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:16,251
But I had
a more immediate problem.
426
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:19,087
What's Mum gonna be like when
I tell her I failed my exams?
427
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,757
Fucked up
the rest of my life.
428
00:22:23,091 --> 00:22:24,343
Did you have
a good time?
429
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:25,761
Yeah. Smashing.
430
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:28,388
-How is he?
-Great.
431
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,225
I, um...
432
00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:34,644
I've got something
to tell you.
433
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,813
So have I.
434
00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:38,648
-I failed...
-You're in that band.
435
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:41,485
-What?
-You got in!
436
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,029
You're in that band!
437
00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:46,448
Yeah!
438
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:49,618
And I never had to tell her
I failed my exams.
439
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,286
Until now.
440
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,871
Sorry, Mum.
441
00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:55,999
Shut up, you tit!
442
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,168
Oh, fuck off, Glen!
443
00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:00,962
Mother!
444
00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:08,011
Nigel was my introduction
to the adult world.
445
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:11,014
He was fucking terrifying
like Willy Wonka.
446
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:12,682
But what did I care?
447
00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:15,143
I was 15, I was gonna have
four older brothers
448
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,354
and we were gonna
take over the world.
449
00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:20,482
Howard Donald,
panel beater.
450
00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:24,611
If you got a dent on your car,
Howard would pound it out.
451
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,614
Jason Orange
was a featured dancer
452
00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:30,992
on a genre-defining
TV music show called
453
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,078
The Hitman and Her.
454
00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:36,289
Mark Owen.
455
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:38,708
Little Marco was...
456
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:40,710
lovely.
457
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,672
And then, of course...
458
00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,008
Come here, you.
459
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,052
...there was
Gary Barlow.
460
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,804
And my first thought was,
461
00:23:50,887 --> 00:23:53,181
"Who's this dickhead
in those trainers?
462
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,684
They are so three years ago."
463
00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:58,520
Gary was a genius.
An actual genius.
464
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,647
♪ Once upon a time
I was falling in love... ♪
465
00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:02,524
He'd been playing
the working men's clubs
466
00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:04,234
since he was 12 years old
467
00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:07,028
and was earning more money
than his teachers.
468
00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:10,031
♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪
469
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:14,161
Trouble was,
Gary sang like an angel
470
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:15,912
but he danced like a twat.
471
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:17,372
Pump in, out.
472
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,082
Sexy, sexy, seven, eight.
473
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,126
Hip, hip.
You gotta bring the energy!
474
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:22,169
Come on!
475
00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:23,712
Seven, eight, punch!
476
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,132
I recall thinking
two things that day.
477
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:30,469
A fifth of the spotlight
is better than nothing,
478
00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:31,553
and...
479
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:35,724
if anyone from Stoke
sees me,
480
00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:37,642
I'm fucking dead.
481
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,227
Gary dancing?
I mean...
482
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:42,230
-Robbie singing?
-Yeah, Robbie talking.
483
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:43,815
Hey,
don't smoke too much.
484
00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:45,984
Tikka masalas all around,
no coriander for the boys.
485
00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:47,903
-Thank you.
-No coriander?
486
00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:49,696
Whenever Nigel
took us out for dinner,
487
00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:50,906
he would always say...
488
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,407
I'll put this
on your account.
489
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,159
He wasn't joking.
490
00:24:54,242 --> 00:24:55,702
He recouped it all.
491
00:24:55,785 --> 00:24:57,746
Look around the table.
492
00:24:58,413 --> 00:25:00,707
Go on.
493
00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:05,587
In five years, we're all going
to hate each other.
494
00:25:08,131 --> 00:25:10,342
But we'll be fucking rich.
495
00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:13,053
Now, first things first.
496
00:25:13,136 --> 00:25:15,430
We work up our act,
we take it on the road.
497
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,182
What about a record deal?
498
00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:19,392
Oh, that'll come.
We'll get your demo sent out,
499
00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:20,894
we'll let the bidding war
begin.
500
00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:24,147
-Yes.
-But before that,
501
00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:27,442
let's shore up
your backstories.
502
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:31,154
Mark and Jason, you were in
a breakdancing group together.
503
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:34,324
Gary and Howard, you were in
a band called The Cutest Rush.
504
00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:36,034
Was I the lead?
505
00:25:36,117 --> 00:25:37,536
You weren't then, my chicken,
and you're not now.
506
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:39,579
Oh, fuck off!
507
00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:41,915
Robert, you had a bit part
in Brookside.
508
00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:43,333
I was fucking great, wasn't I?
509
00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:44,793
You were a bit much,
frankly.
510
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,171
Nige, can't we just say
I'm a songwriter?
511
00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:49,631
I've got a ton of lyrics.
512
00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:51,424
Well, I can hold my breath
for two minutes
513
00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:53,510
but I'm not trying to be
a fucking submarine, am I?
514
00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:00,433
Gary writes the songs,
yeah?
515
00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:03,186
You lot toe the line.
516
00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:06,856
And also, your name's
not Robert anymore.
517
00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:08,775
It's Robbie.
518
00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:11,403
Tuck in, lads.
519
00:26:11,486 --> 00:26:12,946
I fucking hated
the name Robbie.
520
00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:15,365
But it was the single
best thing Nigel did for me.
521
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,952
Robbie became a character.
Something I could hide behind.
522
00:26:19,035 --> 00:26:21,580
Oh, now, the name of the band.
523
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:23,123
Nige,
I've got a good one.
524
00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:24,332
Kick It.
525
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,793
That's fucking awful!
526
00:26:28,795 --> 00:26:31,548
I've already got the name
and it's brilliant.
527
00:26:31,631 --> 00:26:33,925
And clench.
528
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,262
Take That!
529
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:40,890
Initially, Nigel's
plan was for us to be
530
00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:42,142
a band for the gay scene.
531
00:26:42,225 --> 00:26:44,394
All right,
let's do this.
532
00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:45,729
Just remember
what you rehearsed.
533
00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:47,314
Robbie, all right?
534
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:48,273
Don't be nervous.
You all look amazing.
535
00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:49,816
Light 'em up.
536
00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:51,610
Robbie, what you doing?
Hurry up.
537
00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:53,320
Don't keep 'em waiting.
538
00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:54,821
Now, for years,
539
00:26:54,904 --> 00:26:56,823
people have rumored
about my sexuality.
540
00:26:56,906 --> 00:26:59,743
The worst one was that all my
gay friends have slept with me
541
00:26:59,826 --> 00:27:01,244
and said I was crap.
542
00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:02,746
I'm not bothered
they said I slept with them.
543
00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:04,456
These are my boys!
544
00:27:04,539 --> 00:27:06,583
It's me being crap
I'm worried about.
545
00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:08,084
Play it loud!
546
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:19,554
♪ Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah! ♪
547
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:22,015
♪ Whoa, yeah ♪
548
00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:24,601
♪ I thought I found love ♪
549
00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:29,272
♪ With somebody else's girl
Yeah ♪
550
00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:32,901
♪ Walking 'round feeling
So brokenhearted ♪
551
00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:36,154
♪ Lost in a different world ♪
552
00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:42,827
That night
I discovered a wonderland.
553
00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:46,414
It was welcoming
and non-judgmental.
554
00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:49,459
I'd found my people.
555
00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:52,545
I'd found
the promised land.
556
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:56,883
For the entire first
18 months,
557
00:27:56,966 --> 00:28:00,095
we made £180 each.
558
00:28:02,597 --> 00:28:04,265
We played gay club
after gay club,
559
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,351
two a night,
560
00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:08,019
until out of nowhere,
561
00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:11,272
Nigel booked us a club
full of girls.
562
00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:16,945
♪ Oh, I see heaven
In your eyes for me, yeah ♪
563
00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:20,699
♪ Oh, baby, now ♪
564
00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:24,160
♪ I will give my loving
Faithfully ♪
565
00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:25,870
You're gonna
fucking listen!
566
00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:28,873
Fucking useless prick.
I'm warning you.
567
00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:31,876
♪ Heaven
Sweet heaven, baby ♪
568
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,422
♪ On the wings of love ♪
569
00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:38,758
♪ I found heaven
Sweet heaven, baby ♪
570
00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:40,218
♪ Heaven sent your strength
To me ♪
571
00:28:40,301 --> 00:28:43,179
♪ On the wings of love ♪
572
00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:44,848
♪ Sweet, sweet baby ♪
573
00:28:47,016 --> 00:28:48,601
What?
574
00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,021
What the fuck?
575
00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:54,441
-Fuck, yeah!
-Gorgeous!
576
00:28:55,483 --> 00:28:57,694
Fuck me! Fuck, yeah!
577
00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:05,952
Did you hear that?
578
00:29:06,035 --> 00:29:08,705
All right, settle down.
Settle down.
579
00:29:09,497 --> 00:29:11,416
Will you lot shut up?
580
00:29:11,499 --> 00:29:13,501
I felt like Elvis but thin!
581
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,837
I've got good news.
582
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,714
Good news?
583
00:29:17,797 --> 00:29:21,217
We've had some interest
from a few record labels...
584
00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:22,761
-Oh, fuck off.
-...in London.
585
00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:24,721
London? Yes!
586
00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:26,014
That's absolutely fantastic.
587
00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:27,474
Yes! Fucking yes!
588
00:29:27,557 --> 00:29:29,517
-Thank you so much!
-You deserve it.
589
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,436
You've all done
really well.
590
00:29:33,062 --> 00:29:34,606
Except for one of you.
591
00:29:34,689 --> 00:29:36,316
What?
592
00:29:38,651 --> 00:29:40,403
We all know who that is,
don't we?
593
00:29:46,576 --> 00:29:48,870
Robbie talked to
a local reporter.
594
00:29:50,371 --> 00:29:52,415
"We're like the A-Team.
595
00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:54,459
I'm the sexy talented one."
596
00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:55,877
Who the fuck gave you...
597
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,170
I didn't know
she was a reporter, Nige.
598
00:29:57,253 --> 00:29:58,713
You know,
I almost started to like you
599
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,924
but you've fucking ended that,
haven't ya?
600
00:30:02,091 --> 00:30:04,135
-Fuck off.
-What was that?
601
00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:09,098
I think
Robbie's developing
602
00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:10,809
a sense of humor, Nige.
603
00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:13,478
Do you think it'd be difficult
to go to Stoke-on-Trent,
604
00:30:13,561 --> 00:30:17,106
get another scally with ratty
hair and call him Robbie?
605
00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:21,402
Right, the club wants us to do
a meet-and-greet.
606
00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:23,238
There's gonna be lots of girls
in here
607
00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:25,073
so let's get one thing clear.
608
00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:26,449
Keep it in your pants.
609
00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,327
No touching,
no telephone numbers,
610
00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:31,287
-no dating ever.
-Touching?
611
00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:32,664
-Nige!
-Ever?
612
00:30:32,747 --> 00:30:34,374
Ever.
613
00:30:34,457 --> 00:30:36,084
What's the point of
bringing them up here?
614
00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:38,419
Let's get this done.
All right, bring 'em up.
615
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,964
Nige!
616
00:30:47,053 --> 00:30:48,429
I love you all.
617
00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:50,807
Nigel had many rules
for Take That.
618
00:30:50,890 --> 00:30:52,433
And the most important
619
00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:54,727
was that we always appeared
attainable.
620
00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:56,896
Safe sex is important.
621
00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:58,940
He even made us do
a Safer Sex tour
622
00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:01,109
for the Family Planning
Association.
623
00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:02,360
So, remember.
624
00:31:02,443 --> 00:31:05,655
Don't be a fool,
cover his tool.
625
00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:09,617
Naturally,
I took it all to heart.
626
00:31:11,077 --> 00:31:12,579
I love the way
you move, Gary.
627
00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:15,206
I was happy
to play Gary for the moment.
628
00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:16,457
Wow.
629
00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:17,959
I'm never washing me hands
again.
630
00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:19,335
Fuck me.
631
00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:22,714
-Oh, my God.
-Yeah.
632
00:31:22,797 --> 00:31:25,925
Oh, my God. Hurry up,
hurry up, hurry up. Quick!
633
00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:28,845
-Oh, that's it.
-Gary, I already stopped.
634
00:31:28,928 --> 00:31:31,014
And there it was.
635
00:31:31,097 --> 00:31:32,891
The one time
in Nigel's life
636
00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:34,642
he wasn't the biggest wanker
in the room.
637
00:31:39,522 --> 00:31:40,648
Right.
638
00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:42,734
Straight up.
639
00:31:42,817 --> 00:31:45,028
There's no appetite,
want or need for boy bands.
640
00:31:45,111 --> 00:31:46,696
They died a death.
641
00:31:46,779 --> 00:31:48,573
It's all grunge now.
642
00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:57,999
-Did you hear our demo?
-Yes.
643
00:32:02,211 --> 00:32:04,714
These boys are going to take
this country by storm.
644
00:32:04,797 --> 00:32:06,883
And if you don't sign them
right now,
645
00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:08,009
I'll take them to
another label
646
00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:09,427
and you'll be the twat
647
00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:11,346
that let the biggest band
in history
648
00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:13,640
slip through
your pudgy fucking fingers.
649
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:19,437
You won't do any of that
650
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,314
'cause everyone else
said no.
651
00:32:21,397 --> 00:32:23,107
I only agreed to see you
652
00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:25,944
because my daughter
saw you boys live
653
00:32:26,694 --> 00:32:28,905
and she's obsessed.
654
00:32:28,988 --> 00:32:32,575
She assures me that you
were amazing in the flesh.
655
00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:34,953
So...
656
00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:37,622
I'm gonna take a punt that
you're right about these boys.
657
00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:42,585
Now, which one of you
is Gary?
658
00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:47,423
That's me. I'm Gary.
659
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:51,928
♪ Me with the floorshow ♪
660
00:32:52,011 --> 00:32:53,680
♪ Kicking with your torso ♪
661
00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:55,473
♪ Boys getting high
And the girls even more so ♪
662
00:32:55,556 --> 00:32:57,517
♪ Wave your hands
If you're not with a man ♪
663
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,018
♪ Can I kick it? ♪
664
00:32:59,102 --> 00:33:00,436
♪ Yes, you can! ♪
665
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:01,896
-♪ I got... ♪
-♪ Funk ♪
666
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:02,981
-♪ You got... ♪
-♪ Soul ♪
667
00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:05,024
♪ We got everybody ♪
668
00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:06,985
♪ I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal ♪
669
00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:09,070
♪ When it's time
To move your body ♪
670
00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:12,115
♪ Babylon back in business ♪
671
00:33:12,198 --> 00:33:14,659
♪ Can I get a witness ♪
672
00:33:14,742 --> 00:33:17,120
♪ Every girl, every man ♪
673
00:33:19,288 --> 00:33:21,666
♪ Houston, do ya hear me? ♪
674
00:33:21,749 --> 00:33:23,960
♪ Ground control
Can you feel me? ♪
675
00:33:24,043 --> 00:33:26,713
♪ Need permission to land ♪
676
00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:31,050
♪ I don't wanna rock, D.J. ♪
677
00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:36,097
♪ But you're making me feel
So nice ♪
678
00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:40,184
♪ When's it gonna stop, D.J.? ♪
679
00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:44,897
♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up
All night ♪
680
00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:47,900
Let's go, boys.
681
00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:58,327
♪ Singing in the classes
Music for your masses ♪
682
00:33:58,411 --> 00:34:00,788
♪ Give no head
No backstage passes ♪
683
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:02,707
♪ Have a proper giggle
I'll be quite polite ♪
684
00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:04,959
♪ But when I rock the mic
I rock the mic right ♪
685
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,462
♪ You got no love
And you're with the wrong man ♪
686
00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:09,714
♪ It's time to move your body ♪
687
00:34:09,797 --> 00:34:12,133
♪ If you can't get a girl
But your best friend can ♪
688
00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:14,302
♪ It's time to move your body ♪
689
00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:18,014
♪ I don't wanna be sleazy ♪
690
00:34:18,097 --> 00:34:20,058
♪ Baby, just tease me ♪
691
00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:22,560
♪ Got no family plan ♪
692
00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:26,939
♪ Houston, do ya hear me? ♪
693
00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:29,233
♪ Ground control
Can you feel me? ♪
694
00:34:29,317 --> 00:34:31,986
♪ Need permission to land ♪
695
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:36,282
♪ I don't wanna rock, D.J. ♪
696
00:34:37,408 --> 00:34:41,412
♪ But you're making me feel
So nice ♪
697
00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:45,458
♪ When's it gonna stop, D.J.? ♪
698
00:34:46,709 --> 00:34:50,463
♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up
All night ♪
699
00:34:52,673 --> 00:34:55,510
♪ Pimping ain't easy ♪
700
00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:59,680
♪ Most of 'em fleece me
Every night ♪
701
00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:02,100
Yeah! Oh! Oh!
702
00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:05,019
♪ Pimping ain't easy ♪
703
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:07,313
♪ But if you're selling it ♪
704
00:35:07,396 --> 00:35:09,732
-♪ Selling it ♪
-♪ Selling it ♪
705
00:35:09,816 --> 00:35:12,151
♪ It's all right ♪
706
00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:18,866
Come on!
707
00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:21,119
♪ I don't wanna rock ♪
708
00:35:23,996 --> 00:35:26,958
♪ But you're making me feel
So nice ♪
709
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:30,128
♪ When's it gonna stop... ♪
710
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,422
♪ D.J.? ♪
711
00:35:33,506 --> 00:35:37,260
♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up
All night ♪
712
00:35:37,343 --> 00:35:39,637
♪ I don't wanna rock... ♪
713
00:35:42,682 --> 00:35:45,643
♪ But you're making me
Feel so... ♪
714
00:35:45,726 --> 00:35:48,646
♪ Making me feel so nice ♪
715
00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:55,528
♪ I don't wanna rock, D.J. ♪
716
00:35:56,821 --> 00:36:00,825
♪ But you're making me feel
So nice ♪
717
00:36:00,908 --> 00:36:04,787
♪ When's it gonna stop, D.J.? ♪
718
00:36:06,038 --> 00:36:09,959
♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up
All night ♪
719
00:36:10,042 --> 00:36:12,420
♪ I don't wanna rock... ♪
720
00:36:15,381 --> 00:36:18,467
♪ But you're making me feel
So nice ♪
721
00:36:19,468 --> 00:36:23,306
♪ When's it gonna stop, D.J.? ♪
722
00:36:24,682 --> 00:36:28,311
♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up
All night ♪
723
00:36:36,903 --> 00:36:39,071
Every day there's a new lot.
724
00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:41,032
The coach brings 'em in,
they come into the garden,
725
00:36:41,115 --> 00:36:42,700
they nick the wood
off the fence,
726
00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:44,035
the clothes off the line.
727
00:36:44,118 --> 00:36:46,245
Someone should do
something about this.
728
00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:47,705
Mum, they want this
to happen.
729
00:36:47,788 --> 00:36:49,332
I went down the post office
the other day
730
00:36:49,415 --> 00:36:51,250
and someone called me
a posh slag.
731
00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:53,711
Oh, love, you're not posh.
732
00:36:53,794 --> 00:36:55,213
It's not funny.
733
00:36:55,296 --> 00:36:57,006
I can't make my deliveries
anymore.
734
00:36:57,089 --> 00:36:58,841
I'm having to shut
the business, Robert.
735
00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:01,385
Guess who's recording the
lead vocals for our new song?
736
00:37:02,511 --> 00:37:03,888
Mmm-hmm.
737
00:37:03,971 --> 00:37:04,764
I'll get us
out of this shithole
738
00:37:04,847 --> 00:37:06,766
and buy us a fortress.
739
00:37:06,849 --> 00:37:08,434
Just like Gary.
740
00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:12,980
And why would I want
a bigger house to hide in?
741
00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:15,358
That was
the first time
742
00:37:15,441 --> 00:37:16,734
my mum closed the curtains.
743
00:37:16,817 --> 00:37:19,487
I'm going to bed
if they'll let me.
744
00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:21,822
She didn't open them
for another 10 years.
745
00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:23,866
Hey, love.
746
00:37:28,037 --> 00:37:30,248
Where's my little Robert gone?
747
00:37:31,832 --> 00:37:33,751
I'm a popstar now.
748
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,797
Fat little Robert isn't gonna
sell any albums, is he?
749
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,134
I'm just giving the people
what they want.
750
00:37:50,559 --> 00:37:53,646
I go onstage
and act like a gladiator.
751
00:37:53,729 --> 00:37:56,524
And I pretend that the whole
world is lucky to see me.
752
00:37:58,025 --> 00:38:00,861
And they all act accordingly.
753
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:08,703
They don't see what I see.
754
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:12,707
Then stop.
755
00:38:13,624 --> 00:38:15,918
See, that's
the craziest thing, Nan.
756
00:38:16,919 --> 00:38:18,754
I can't.
757
00:38:18,838 --> 00:38:20,464
We love you, Robbie!
758
00:38:24,593 --> 00:38:26,095
Mwah!
759
00:38:27,346 --> 00:38:29,348
Now fuck off.
760
00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:33,227
I'm here at Take That HQ
761
00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:36,063
with the man responsible
for the band's success,
762
00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:38,441
Nigel Martin Smith.
763
00:38:38,524 --> 00:38:40,568
-It's quite a display.
-It is, yeah.
764
00:38:40,651 --> 00:38:43,904
Yeah, we got Take That dolls,
Take That calendars,
765
00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:45,489
Take That pillows.
766
00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:47,033
That's so you can sleep
with Take That.
767
00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:49,577
Just kidding.
Probably cut that bit out.
768
00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:51,704
For our ethnic fans,
769
00:38:51,787 --> 00:38:54,081
we have Take That
babushka dolls.
770
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:57,168
Rob is inside Mark,
who's inside Jason.
771
00:38:57,251 --> 00:38:58,502
Jason's inside Howard
772
00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:00,004
and they all fit snugly
in Gary.
773
00:39:00,087 --> 00:39:01,172
That's quite cute.
774
00:39:03,799 --> 00:39:05,676
Lyrics?
775
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:09,764
Just some ideas.
776
00:39:10,556 --> 00:39:13,225
Come on, then.
Give us a look.
777
00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:16,562
-Will I get a credit?
-I don't know.
778
00:39:16,645 --> 00:39:18,314
Are they any good?
779
00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:22,068
Wouldn't you
like to know?
780
00:39:23,569 --> 00:39:24,612
Whatever.
781
00:39:25,988 --> 00:39:27,573
At least pretend
to give a toss.
782
00:39:27,656 --> 00:39:29,158
-What about all this?
-Yeah.
783
00:39:29,241 --> 00:39:30,701
Are you kidding?
784
00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:32,953
Do you have any idea how naff
people think we are?
785
00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:34,955
Fuck off, Robbie.
They bloody love us.
786
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:36,999
Do you think Oasis
does this shit?
787
00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:39,502
We need to branch out.
788
00:39:39,585 --> 00:39:41,754
Write something that's not
so fucking cringeworthy.
789
00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:43,756
And this coming from you?
790
00:39:43,839 --> 00:39:45,383
I'm kid...
791
00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:46,884
The one who only shines
when the light's on him?
792
00:39:46,967 --> 00:39:48,719
-Yo, all right, Gaz.
-No, no, let him speak.
793
00:39:48,803 --> 00:39:50,846
You think you can
just turn up,
794
00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:52,390
scribble
some worthless shit
795
00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:54,266
and get your name next to mine
in the song credits?
796
00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,603
You add nothing to this.
797
00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:01,565
Any of it.
798
00:40:03,442 --> 00:40:06,737
♪ Turn back the time
To the days when ♪
799
00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:08,781
♪ Our love was new ♪
800
00:40:08,864 --> 00:40:10,908
♪ Do you remember? ♪
801
00:40:10,991 --> 00:40:14,412
♪ No matter
What was happening ♪
802
00:40:14,495 --> 00:40:16,163
♪ I was there with you ♪
803
00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:18,165
All right, just hold it there
for a second, thanks, Robbie.
804
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:19,708
That was better, yeah?
805
00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:22,086
You're still a little behind,
I'm afraid.
806
00:40:22,169 --> 00:40:24,630
Oh, I've always liked
a little behind.
807
00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:27,842
Uh, what we might do,
Robbie, is, erm,
808
00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:29,718
we can just record it
line by line, yeah?
809
00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:31,178
And then we can just stitch it
together later.
810
00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:33,055
Nah, I can do it
all at once.
811
00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:34,890
Yeah, let's just...
812
00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:36,350
Let's just go again.
813
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:37,977
Let's go. I've got it.
814
00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:39,603
Sure thing, mate.
815
00:40:40,479 --> 00:40:41,647
Here we go.
816
00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:45,860
♪ Turn back the time
To the days when ♪
817
00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:47,611
♪ Our love was new ♪
818
00:40:47,695 --> 00:40:49,613
♪ Do you remember? ♪
819
00:40:51,031 --> 00:40:53,451
♪ No matter what was happening ♪
820
00:40:53,534 --> 00:40:55,744
♪ I was there with you ♪
821
00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:57,538
♪ Uh-huh ♪
822
00:40:57,621 --> 00:41:01,417
♪ But if we all stand up
For what we believe ♪
823
00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:04,503
♪ And maybe live within
Our possibilities ♪
824
00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:06,672
You're worthless.
You can't do what Gary does.
825
00:41:06,755 --> 00:41:09,258
They're all laughing at ya.
826
00:41:09,341 --> 00:41:12,386
♪ So, baby
Don't turn away, lis... ♪
827
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,138
That's great, thanks.
Thanks, Robbie.
828
00:41:14,221 --> 00:41:16,765
-Just give us one wee sec, yeah?
-Fuck me.
829
00:41:37,661 --> 00:41:39,955
I think we might have it
there, mate.
830
00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:41,749
Thank you.
831
00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:44,001
-Okay, great.
-Let's go, Gaz.
832
00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:47,505
Cheers. Cheers, Robbie.
833
00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:50,674
Give it a sec, Gary,
before you head in there.
834
00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:52,343
-Oh, my God.
-Did your best.
835
00:41:52,426 --> 00:41:54,678
Yeah, you know, and now
I feel like the bad guy.
836
00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:11,779
Gary Barlow,
ladies and gentlemen.
837
00:42:13,989 --> 00:42:15,824
It's already good!
838
00:42:15,908 --> 00:42:17,368
Fucking hell,
the difference!
839
00:42:17,451 --> 00:42:18,369
It's like night and day,
isn't it?
840
00:42:18,452 --> 00:42:20,412
Yeah. Thank you.
841
00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:23,582
Oh, this is a hit.
842
00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:30,673
I didn't know it
843
00:42:30,756 --> 00:42:32,174
but I was suffering
from depression.
844
00:42:32,258 --> 00:42:34,677
I hate that phrase,
"suffering from depression."
845
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,845
Sounds so Scarlett O'Hara.
846
00:42:36,929 --> 00:42:38,556
"I do declare, Mister Butler,
847
00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:40,599
I have been suffering
with a bout of depression."
848
00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:42,685
Clinically
depressed is better.
849
00:42:42,768 --> 00:42:44,478
Way more lab-coaty.
850
00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:45,813
Dad.
851
00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:47,439
Here he is!
Here he is!
852
00:42:47,523 --> 00:42:48,899
I didn't know
you were in tow...
853
00:42:48,983 --> 00:42:51,360
-Oh, my God!
-I told ya, didn't I?
854
00:42:51,443 --> 00:42:52,570
You owe me a pint, love.
855
00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:54,572
Can I get a photo?
856
00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:57,116
Yeah, of course you can!
I'll take it for ya.
857
00:42:57,992 --> 00:43:00,703
Okay, here we go.
858
00:43:00,786 --> 00:43:03,914
-Say "fuzzy pickle."
-Fuzzy pickle.
859
00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:07,001
Lovely. Thank you so much.
860
00:43:07,084 --> 00:43:08,252
Hey, did you want one
with me in it?
861
00:43:08,335 --> 00:43:10,129
Great idea, yeah.
862
00:43:10,212 --> 00:43:12,006
Of course you do. Come on.
863
00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:13,924
Look at that, eh?
Peas in a pod.
864
00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:18,220
Can I lose you... use you...
865
00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:20,347
Can I use your loo?
866
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:22,808
-Yeah.
-It's a number two.
867
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,728
Be my guest.
868
00:43:25,811 --> 00:43:27,688
-Oh, my God.
-Yeah, go.
869
00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:32,401
She seems nice.
870
00:43:32,484 --> 00:43:35,237
Oh, yeah, terrific.
Terrific!
871
00:43:35,321 --> 00:43:37,448
You know they've cordoned off
the whole street, don't ya?
872
00:43:37,531 --> 00:43:39,033
There's girls everywhere.
873
00:43:39,116 --> 00:43:40,784
They're not playing nice,
are they?
874
00:43:40,868 --> 00:43:42,995
It's like a bloodsport
out there.
875
00:43:43,996 --> 00:43:46,123
I told the security lads
you were my son.
876
00:43:46,206 --> 00:43:48,208
I nearly got torn apart!
877
00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:49,918
You in town for long?
878
00:43:50,002 --> 00:43:52,921
No, no, just passing through.
Back home tonight.
879
00:43:53,005 --> 00:43:56,342
After I collect my pint.
880
00:43:56,425 --> 00:43:58,510
-Wish I knew you were coming.
-What's this?
881
00:43:58,594 --> 00:44:00,638
-Nothing.
-Prozac?
882
00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:03,891
What have you got
to mope about?
883
00:44:03,974 --> 00:44:05,267
You boys are flying!
884
00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:06,644
Bloody Brits nomination.
885
00:44:06,727 --> 00:44:08,812
I've been telling everyone
about that.
886
00:44:09,521 --> 00:44:11,815
I know. It's just...
887
00:44:14,401 --> 00:44:16,904
It's all a bit overwhelming,
Dad, you know.
888
00:44:18,364 --> 00:44:21,575
It's like I can't keep track
of who I am anymore.
889
00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:23,702
Well, go and ask that lot
out there.
890
00:44:23,786 --> 00:44:26,038
They know exactly
who you are.
891
00:44:26,121 --> 00:44:27,498
The other lads,
you'd be hard pressed
892
00:44:27,581 --> 00:44:29,375
to pick 'em out of
a police lineup.
893
00:44:29,458 --> 00:44:31,669
Well, not Gary, obviously,
'cause he's the creative one.
894
00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:33,921
But you,
895
00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:36,632
you're living the dream,
youth.
896
00:44:36,715 --> 00:44:37,925
We love you, Robbie!
897
00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:39,927
How can you not know
who you are
898
00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:43,972
when there are thousands of
people screaming your name?
899
00:44:52,147 --> 00:44:53,732
Jesus, Rob!
900
00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:55,150
-What'd he take?
-We don't know.
901
00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:57,069
Could be anything.
Hold the show until I say.
902
00:44:57,152 --> 00:44:59,655
-No, no, no.
-You were an afterthought.
903
00:44:59,738 --> 00:45:02,241
Couldn't sing, couldn't dance.
904
00:45:02,324 --> 00:45:04,368
Looks? Five at best.
905
00:45:05,494 --> 00:45:09,456
Everything you have,
everything, I've given you.
906
00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:12,793
And you don't deserve
any of it.
907
00:45:14,294 --> 00:45:15,963
Oh, fucking hell!
908
00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:21,552
-Do we go on?
-Are you fucking retarded?
909
00:45:21,635 --> 00:45:23,387
I fucking told 'em.
910
00:45:23,470 --> 00:45:25,055
All right, get in position.
911
00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:27,266
-Fucking hell, Nige.
-I said get in position now!
912
00:45:27,349 --> 00:45:28,475
Get up, get up!
913
00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:32,062
Wake up, you fucking baby!
914
00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:33,856
Okay, guys,
follow my lead!
915
00:45:33,939 --> 00:45:36,608
All of this
because of a fucking wink.
916
00:45:44,491 --> 00:45:48,871
♪ Help me escape
This feeling of insecurity ♪
917
00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:51,081
♪ Ha ha ♪
918
00:45:52,124 --> 00:45:53,792
♪ I need you so much ♪
919
00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:56,795
♪ But I don't think
You really need me ♪
920
00:45:57,629 --> 00:45:59,381
♪ Uh-huh ♪
921
00:45:59,465 --> 00:46:03,552
♪ But if we all stand up
In the name of love ♪
922
00:46:03,635 --> 00:46:07,723
♪ And state the case
Of what we're dreaming of ♪
923
00:46:07,806 --> 00:46:10,684
♪ I've got to say
I only dream of you ♪
924
00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:13,479
♪ But like a thief
In the night ♪
925
00:46:13,562 --> 00:46:17,691
♪ You took away the love
That I knew ♪
926
00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:20,277
♪ Uh-huh-huh ♪
927
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,905
♪ Relight my fire ♪
928
00:46:24,281 --> 00:46:28,035
♪ Your love is my only desire ♪
929
00:46:28,118 --> 00:46:30,621
♪ Relight my fire ♪
930
00:46:30,704 --> 00:46:34,541
♪ 'Cause I need ♪
931
00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:36,835
♪ Your love ♪
932
00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:46,386
Whoo!
933
00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:48,931
Passed out?
That's a new low.
934
00:46:49,014 --> 00:46:50,265
It was a dodgy curry.
935
00:46:50,349 --> 00:46:51,517
Your job is simple.
936
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,268
Sing the harmonies
and toe the line.
937
00:46:53,352 --> 00:46:54,353
You'd like that,
wouldn't ya?
938
00:46:54,436 --> 00:46:56,522
Know your place.
939
00:46:56,605 --> 00:46:58,148
You're making us look
like fucking idiots.
940
00:47:03,737 --> 00:47:06,448
♪ Turn back the time
To the days when ♪
941
00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:08,033
Oh, fuck!
942
00:47:08,116 --> 00:47:11,620
♪ Our love was new
Do you remember? ♪
943
00:47:11,703 --> 00:47:14,790
♪ No matter what was happening ♪
944
00:47:14,873 --> 00:47:16,500
♪ I was there with you ♪
945
00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:18,836
♪ Uh-huh ♪
946
00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:22,881
♪ But if we all stand up
For what we believe ♪
947
00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:25,926
♪ And maybe live
Within our possibilities ♪
948
00:47:27,177 --> 00:47:30,305
♪ The world will be wild
For the dream ♪
949
00:47:30,389 --> 00:47:32,683
♪ So, baby, don't turn away ♪
950
00:47:32,766 --> 00:47:36,019
♪ Listen to what I got to say ♪
951
00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:38,897
♪ Uh-huh, huh ♪
952
00:47:39,731 --> 00:47:42,067
♪ Relight my fire ♪
953
00:47:42,150 --> 00:47:45,487
♪ 'Cause I need ♪
954
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,407
♪ Oh, I need ♪
955
00:47:50,284 --> 00:47:51,326
♪ Your love ♪
956
00:48:10,095 --> 00:48:11,930
Because he writes
all the songs,
957
00:48:12,014 --> 00:48:14,474
Gary makes all the money.
958
00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:16,351
He's got a mansion
in the north of England
959
00:48:16,435 --> 00:48:18,270
with a driveway full of cars.
960
00:48:18,353 --> 00:48:19,646
Fuck me.
961
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:20,731
And a butler.
962
00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:23,775
While I'm still living
at Mum's.
963
00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:25,819
He's Elton now.
964
00:48:28,822 --> 00:48:30,949
And they're all waiting for me
in the garden.
965
00:48:31,033 --> 00:48:32,159
It's to talk about
the problem.
966
00:48:32,242 --> 00:48:33,327
And I am the problem.
967
00:48:33,410 --> 00:48:34,369
Whoo!
968
00:48:44,504 --> 00:48:46,465
Robbie, so...
969
00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:50,594
Well, we've all been
having a think.
970
00:48:50,677 --> 00:48:54,056
And we'd quite like to do
the next tour as a...
971
00:48:55,849 --> 00:48:56,975
as a four-piece.
972
00:48:57,893 --> 00:48:59,853
Just to see
if we can do it.
973
00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:02,481
Yeah,
to see if we can do it.
974
00:49:02,564 --> 00:49:05,734
Perhaps you could focus on some of that
solo material you've been working on.
975
00:49:05,817 --> 00:49:07,569
To be honest, Rob,
976
00:49:07,653 --> 00:49:09,947
we've been doing it as
a four-piece for a while.
977
00:49:14,201 --> 00:49:15,285
I think you should.
978
00:49:18,997 --> 00:49:20,082
That it, then?
979
00:49:23,335 --> 00:49:24,628
Yeah.
980
00:49:26,296 --> 00:49:27,798
Whee!
981
00:49:38,016 --> 00:49:39,518
Can I take this?
982
00:49:41,353 --> 00:49:43,355
Yeah, Rob, if you want.
983
00:49:54,074 --> 00:49:56,118
This is it!
984
00:49:56,201 --> 00:49:59,579
This is the end!
985
00:50:50,255 --> 00:50:53,675
♪ So unimpressed but so in awe ♪
986
00:50:56,344 --> 00:50:59,723
♪ Such a saint, such a whore ♪
987
00:51:01,683 --> 00:51:05,479
♪ So self-aware
So full of shit ♪
988
00:51:07,439 --> 00:51:11,568
♪ So indecisive, so adamant ♪
989
00:51:11,651 --> 00:51:16,698
♪ I'm contemplating
Thinking about thinking ♪
990
00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:19,701
♪ It's overrated ♪
991
00:51:19,785 --> 00:51:22,329
♪ Just get another drink in ♪
992
00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:27,209
♪ Watch me come undone ♪
993
00:51:27,292 --> 00:51:31,588
♪ They're selling razor blades
And mirrors in the streets ♪
994
00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:37,886
♪ I pray That when I'm coming
down You'll be asleep ♪
995
00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:43,350
♪ If I ever hurt you
Your revenge'll be so sweet ♪
996
00:51:43,433 --> 00:51:45,894
♪ Because I'm scum ♪
997
00:51:45,977 --> 00:51:47,729
♪ And I'm your son ♪
998
00:51:48,522 --> 00:51:50,982
♪ I come undone ♪
999
00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:56,488
♪ I come undone ♪
1000
00:51:58,740 --> 00:51:59,991
Fans are still reeling
1001
00:52:00,075 --> 00:52:01,451
from the announcement
on Monday
1002
00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:03,745
that Robbie Williams has split
from Take That.
1003
00:52:03,829 --> 00:52:05,080
Helpline switchboards,
1004
00:52:05,163 --> 00:52:06,915
set up
after reports of suicides,
1005
00:52:06,998 --> 00:52:09,751
have been flooded
by tearful Take That fans.
1006
00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:11,837
...including
seven number one hits.
1007
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:13,421
He has
built up a reputation
1008
00:52:13,505 --> 00:52:15,257
as a party animal.
1009
00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:18,051
♪ So rock 'n' roll
So corporate suit ♪
1010
00:52:20,762 --> 00:52:24,141
♪ So damn ugly, so damn cute ♪
1011
00:52:26,101 --> 00:52:29,688
♪ So well trained, so animal ♪
1012
00:52:32,274 --> 00:52:35,360
♪ So need your love
So fuck you all! ♪
1013
00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:42,868
♪ I'm not scared of dying
I just don't want to ♪
1014
00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:47,706
♪ If I stopped lying
I'd just disappoint you ♪
1015
00:52:47,789 --> 00:52:50,041
♪ I come undone ♪
1016
00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:54,504
♪ They're selling razor blades
And mirrors in the streets ♪
1017
00:52:58,133 --> 00:53:02,596
♪ I pray That when I'm coming
down You'll be asleep ♪
1018
00:53:09,644 --> 00:53:14,524
♪ Wembley, Wembley ♪
1019
00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:18,445
♪ We're the famous Man United
And we're going to Wembley ♪
1020
00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:19,946
♪ If I ever hurt you ♪
1021
00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:22,657
♪ Your revenge'll be so sweet ♪
1022
00:53:22,741 --> 00:53:24,784
♪ Because I'm scum ♪
1023
00:53:24,868 --> 00:53:27,329
♪ But I'm your son ♪
1024
00:53:27,412 --> 00:53:29,623
♪ I come un... ♪
1025
00:53:49,142 --> 00:53:50,393
How could you do this?
1026
00:53:50,477 --> 00:53:52,395
We need you, Robbie!
1027
00:53:53,021 --> 00:53:54,606
Don't go!
1028
00:53:54,689 --> 00:53:56,942
-Robbie, don't do this!
-Please!
1029
00:53:57,025 --> 00:53:58,860
Don't leave!
1030
00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:09,955
The cheeky member
of Take That
1031
00:54:10,038 --> 00:54:11,456
is now the fucked-up,
messy one
1032
00:54:11,539 --> 00:54:13,333
who's gone and broken up
the band.
1033
00:54:15,043 --> 00:54:17,045
And people hate me for it.
1034
00:54:18,546 --> 00:54:22,634
But really they're only saying
what I think about myself.
1035
00:54:24,552 --> 00:54:28,014
I've a raging cocaine habit,
I'm a full-blown alcoholic,
1036
00:54:28,098 --> 00:54:29,349
and I'm 21.
1037
00:54:32,018 --> 00:54:34,562
I think I was always going to
be an alcoholic or an addict.
1038
00:54:34,646 --> 00:54:37,148
I just had the money and the
means to get there quicker.
1039
00:54:38,692 --> 00:54:41,611
But I'm also
incredibly competitive.
1040
00:54:42,779 --> 00:54:44,614
I mean, I've no idea
1041
00:54:44,698 --> 00:54:47,158
how I'm going to pull off
a solo career.
1042
00:54:48,326 --> 00:54:50,912
But there's an energy
to revenge
1043
00:54:50,996 --> 00:54:54,124
and it's very, very seductive.
1044
00:54:54,207 --> 00:54:57,752
Nine, eight, seven,
six, five,
1045
00:54:57,836 --> 00:55:01,047
four, three, two, one!
1046
00:55:01,131 --> 00:55:04,342
Happy New Year!
1047
00:55:25,030 --> 00:55:27,073
It's gonna happen.
1048
00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:29,284
No ifs, no buts,
no left, no right.
1049
00:55:29,367 --> 00:55:30,994
Just straight ahead.
1050
00:55:37,667 --> 00:55:39,627
I'm gonna be
fucking massive.
1051
00:55:40,795 --> 00:55:43,006
A massive what?
1052
00:55:43,089 --> 00:55:44,758
Fuck! Scared the shit
out of me!
1053
00:55:44,841 --> 00:55:47,260
Well, you said you wanted
to be massive.
1054
00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:50,013
Oh! Well, I was just, um,
1055
00:55:50,096 --> 00:55:52,098
wishing for
a little extra girth.
1056
00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:56,269
What is it you do?
1057
00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:57,687
Oh, yeah.
1058
00:56:00,774 --> 00:56:02,567
Oh, sorry,
should I already know that?
1059
00:56:02,650 --> 00:56:05,111
No. No, no, no, no.
1060
00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:07,197
I'm a singer and songwriter.
1061
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:08,823
Really?
1062
00:56:08,907 --> 00:56:10,200
Yeah, just starting out
on me own.
1063
00:56:10,283 --> 00:56:12,994
-I was in Take That and it...
-The boy band?
1064
00:56:16,581 --> 00:56:18,249
Oh, don't mind me.
1065
00:56:18,333 --> 00:56:19,542
Sorry!
1066
00:56:20,418 --> 00:56:22,128
No, you're all right.
1067
00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:25,048
I mean, that is why I left.
1068
00:56:25,131 --> 00:56:28,760
Dancing around in the background
like a camp sadomasochist.
1069
00:56:28,843 --> 00:56:30,678
I mean, if I'm gonna
look like a tosser,
1070
00:56:30,762 --> 00:56:32,680
I might as well do it
downstage center.
1071
00:56:32,764 --> 00:56:34,265
So it's all about
the spotlight?
1072
00:56:34,349 --> 00:56:37,685
Wow, not even any lube,
just full fist.
1073
00:56:37,769 --> 00:56:39,062
I'm just saying.
1074
00:56:39,145 --> 00:56:40,355
If you're gonna start out
on your own,
1075
00:56:40,438 --> 00:56:42,232
you might as well be honest
about why.
1076
00:56:42,315 --> 00:56:44,943
-Shit, you a journalist?
-Fuck, no.
1077
00:56:45,026 --> 00:56:47,153
I'm just curious.
1078
00:56:48,196 --> 00:56:49,906
I'm not sure
you'd understand.
1079
00:56:49,989 --> 00:56:51,658
Try me.
1080
00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:56,663
You know, I was given
the golden ticket
1081
00:56:56,746 --> 00:56:59,791
but it felt like I was bound and
gagged for the last five years.
1082
00:56:59,874 --> 00:57:01,251
And not in a hot way, either.
1083
00:57:01,334 --> 00:57:03,169
In like a battery
to the scrotum sort of way.
1084
00:57:05,213 --> 00:57:08,883
I don't know, sexy,
mysterious masked lady.
1085
00:57:10,635 --> 00:57:13,012
I guess I just reached a point
where I want to prove
1086
00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:15,807
I can make it on my own.
1087
00:57:15,890 --> 00:57:17,559
Prove to who?
1088
00:57:19,060 --> 00:57:20,854
Everyone.
1089
00:57:23,189 --> 00:57:24,482
See?
1090
00:57:24,566 --> 00:57:26,151
I told you
you wouldn't understand.
1091
00:57:29,195 --> 00:57:30,864
Aw, fuck me!
1092
00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:36,411
Nicole Appleton.
1093
00:57:36,494 --> 00:57:38,580
She and her sister
were members
1094
00:57:38,663 --> 00:57:40,373
of the girl band
All Saints.
1095
00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:42,208
Their manager
was a cunt, too.
1096
00:57:44,002 --> 00:57:45,837
She was absolutely lovely,
1097
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:49,090
with the single worst taste
in men.
1098
00:57:50,508 --> 00:57:52,343
Yeah, you all right?
1099
00:57:54,262 --> 00:57:56,764
Fame is so fucking weird,
isn't it?
1100
00:57:58,766 --> 00:58:00,268
It's like that
uneasy feeling you get
1101
00:58:00,351 --> 00:58:01,394
when they bring the cake out
and the whole restaurant
1102
00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:03,271
sings "Happy Birthday"
to you.
1103
00:58:03,354 --> 00:58:05,398
And you can't wait until "Happy
Birthday" stops being sung.
1104
00:58:08,026 --> 00:58:10,153
I mean, people are doing
a really nice thing
1105
00:58:10,236 --> 00:58:12,822
but you just want it to stop
so you can...
1106
00:58:12,906 --> 00:58:14,866
Eat the fucking cake.
1107
00:58:16,576 --> 00:58:18,286
Yeah.
1108
00:58:22,624 --> 00:58:24,667
Now you've got your gag off,
1109
00:58:24,751 --> 00:58:26,294
what are you gonna say?
1110
00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:29,631
-I've got some lyrics.
-Oh?
1111
00:58:29,714 --> 00:58:30,924
I mean, they're basically
different takes
1112
00:58:31,007 --> 00:58:32,175
on how much I hate myself.
1113
00:58:32,258 --> 00:58:34,093
So a Christmas album, then?
1114
00:58:35,011 --> 00:58:37,847
I'm not sure
about an album.
1115
00:58:37,931 --> 00:58:40,600
At the moment, I'd just like
to write one good song.
1116
00:58:42,268 --> 00:58:44,145
-You're overthinking it.
-Mmm?
1117
00:58:44,229 --> 00:58:47,899
Just write about whatever's
in front of you.
1118
00:58:47,982 --> 00:58:52,028
♪ I've got a boat
But mine's made of rubber ♪
1119
00:58:52,111 --> 00:58:54,489
♪ I cut a hole in the back ♪
1120
00:58:54,572 --> 00:58:57,075
♪ And used my cock
As a rudder ♪
1121
00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:00,328
Yes, it's a hit!
1122
00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:04,332
See? You're gonna be massive
in no time.
1123
00:59:07,293 --> 00:59:09,087
♪ I was her ♪
1124
00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:11,881
♪ She was me ♪
1125
00:59:14,425 --> 00:59:16,886
♪ We were one ♪
1126
00:59:18,972 --> 00:59:21,015
♪ We were free ♪
1127
00:59:22,767 --> 00:59:28,481
♪ If there's somebody
Calling me on ♪
1128
00:59:32,026 --> 00:59:33,736
♪ She's the one ♪
1129
00:59:37,907 --> 00:59:43,580
♪ If there's somebody
Calling me on ♪
1130
00:59:44,455 --> 00:59:46,249
♪ She's the one ♪
1131
00:59:50,670 --> 00:59:52,714
♪ We were young ♪
1132
00:59:53,673 --> 00:59:56,092
♪ We were wrong ♪
1133
00:59:56,759 --> 00:59:58,720
♪ We were fine ♪
1134
00:59:59,846 --> 01:00:02,557
♪ All along ♪
1135
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:08,104
♪ And if there's
Somebody calling me on ♪
1136
01:00:09,147 --> 01:00:10,857
♪ She's the one ♪
1137
01:00:16,904 --> 01:00:19,240
♪ When you get to
Where you want to go ♪
1138
01:00:19,324 --> 01:00:21,159
♪ And you know the things
You want to know ♪
1139
01:00:21,242 --> 01:00:26,789
♪ You're smiling ♪
1140
01:00:28,583 --> 01:00:31,294
♪ When you say
What you want to say ♪
1141
01:00:31,377 --> 01:00:35,048
♪ And you know the way
You want to play ♪
1142
01:00:35,131 --> 01:00:36,633
♪ You'll be so high ♪
1143
01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:42,722
♪ You'll be flying ♪
1144
01:00:42,805 --> 01:00:44,849
♪ Though the sea ♪
1145
01:00:45,892 --> 01:00:47,727
♪ Will be strong ♪
1146
01:00:49,145 --> 01:00:50,855
♪ I know we'll ♪
1147
01:00:52,106 --> 01:00:54,108
♪ Carry on ♪
1148
01:00:54,192 --> 01:01:00,490
♪ 'Cause if there's somebody
Calling me on ♪
1149
01:01:01,407 --> 01:01:03,826
♪ He's the one ♪
1150
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:13,336
♪ If there's somebody
Calling me on ♪
1151
01:01:13,419 --> 01:01:16,506
♪ She's the one ♪
1152
01:01:21,302 --> 01:01:23,471
♪ When you get to
Where you want to go ♪
1153
01:01:23,554 --> 01:01:25,932
♪ And you know the things
You want to know ♪
1154
01:01:26,015 --> 01:01:31,771
♪ You're smiling ♪
1155
01:01:33,189 --> 01:01:35,650
♪ When you say
What you want to say ♪
1156
01:01:35,733 --> 01:01:39,529
♪ And you know the way
You want to play ♪
1157
01:01:39,612 --> 01:01:41,114
♪ You'll be so high ♪
1158
01:01:41,197 --> 01:01:47,537
♪ You'll be flying ♪
1159
01:03:04,447 --> 01:03:07,325
♪ She's the one ♪
1160
01:03:09,702 --> 01:03:11,996
♪ He's the one ♪
1161
01:03:51,702 --> 01:03:53,621
Here we go. I'm excited.
1162
01:03:53,704 --> 01:03:55,206
It's not a competition,
girls.
1163
01:03:55,289 --> 01:03:57,291
It's just hard work
and you've put that in.
1164
01:03:59,335 --> 01:04:00,711
Here.
1165
01:04:00,795 --> 01:04:02,797
This place
is posh as fuck.
1166
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:04,549
You know, I've just seen
fucking Bono in the toilet.
1167
01:04:04,632 --> 01:04:06,384
-Had a look.
-Mmm?
1168
01:04:06,467 --> 01:04:09,720
Tiny.
1169
01:04:09,804 --> 01:04:12,723
Yeah, you've missed me, haven't you?
Ah, 'course you have.
1170
01:04:13,808 --> 01:04:15,101
Mmm.
1171
01:04:15,184 --> 01:04:17,812
Hey, so, you know
my girlfriend, Kayleigh?
1172
01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:21,566
-Kayleigh.
-One with the club foot.
1173
01:04:21,649 --> 01:04:24,277
No, she hasn't got a club foot.
No, her pelvis is out.
1174
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:28,614
Anyway,
she's up the duff.
1175
01:04:29,490 --> 01:04:31,033
I'm gonna be a dad.
1176
01:04:36,831 --> 01:04:38,624
That's amazing.
1177
01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:40,626
Just surprised
the little thing still works!
1178
01:04:40,710 --> 01:04:42,086
Fuck off!
1179
01:04:42,169 --> 01:04:43,379
-Shut up, here it is!
-The wait is over.
1180
01:04:43,462 --> 01:04:45,172
Coming in at number one.
1181
01:04:45,256 --> 01:04:48,134
It's new. It's brilliant.
It's...
1182
01:04:48,217 --> 01:04:49,969
"Never Ever" by All Saints!
1183
01:05:00,438 --> 01:05:02,023
Whoo!
1184
01:05:02,106 --> 01:05:03,941
Come on!
1185
01:05:07,236 --> 01:05:09,280
-I can't believe it.
-Well done, babe.
1186
01:05:09,363 --> 01:05:11,032
You deserve it.
1187
01:05:11,115 --> 01:05:12,950
It'll be your turn next.
1188
01:05:15,411 --> 01:05:17,788
Nicole,
give us a few words.
1189
01:05:22,543 --> 01:05:25,129
Okay. I just...
1190
01:05:25,212 --> 01:05:26,923
I can't believe we did it.
1191
01:05:27,006 --> 01:05:29,717
Number fucking one!
1192
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:32,178
To everyone who's supported us
through the years,
1193
01:05:32,261 --> 01:05:33,804
you're family and we love you.
1194
01:05:39,352 --> 01:05:40,686
And to my...
1195
01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:44,732
to my best friends,
1196
01:05:44,815 --> 01:05:46,984
having a number one
is amazing.
1197
01:05:47,068 --> 01:05:49,570
But getting to celebrate it
together, it's the best.
1198
01:05:49,654 --> 01:05:51,781
Liam Gallagher was
the lead singer of Oasis,
1199
01:05:51,864 --> 01:05:53,574
the biggest band
on the planet.
1200
01:05:53,658 --> 01:05:54,951
I'm in love with their songs.
1201
01:05:55,034 --> 01:05:56,577
I'm in love with the lyrics,
1202
01:05:56,661 --> 01:05:58,996
I'm in love with how
provocative they are,
1203
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:00,414
I'm just totally in love
with them.
1204
01:06:00,498 --> 01:06:02,625
And I want to be them.
1205
01:06:02,708 --> 01:06:05,127
Fame is a powerful
aphrodisiac.
1206
01:06:05,211 --> 01:06:07,588
It means even ugly people
can get laid.
1207
01:06:08,381 --> 01:06:10,633
Mind you, guitars do that too.
1208
01:06:10,716 --> 01:06:12,426
What's all that about, then?
1209
01:06:12,510 --> 01:06:14,053
-Got a number one.
-Is that all?
1210
01:06:14,136 --> 01:06:16,180
Fucking hell, if I orgasmed
1211
01:06:16,263 --> 01:06:18,015
every time I had a number one,
I'd be fucking dry.
1212
01:06:18,099 --> 01:06:19,642
Yeah.
1213
01:06:19,725 --> 01:06:22,144
You listen to this cunt.
"Yeah."
1214
01:06:22,228 --> 01:06:24,397
Like he fucking knows what
we're fucking talking about.
1215
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:27,233
You want a number one,
you should've stayed Gary's backup dancer.
1216
01:06:29,151 --> 01:06:30,945
Guess who's had
the largest ever demand
1217
01:06:31,028 --> 01:06:32,989
for concert tickets
in British history?
1218
01:06:33,072 --> 01:06:35,366
-Me.
-And the band.
1219
01:06:35,449 --> 01:06:37,493
Knebworth, right?
1220
01:06:37,576 --> 01:06:40,121
125,000 fucking
screaming cunts.
1221
01:06:40,204 --> 01:06:41,497
That's insane.
1222
01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:42,999
It's how you know
you've made it.
1223
01:06:43,082 --> 01:06:45,001
Fucking knobhead.
1224
01:06:45,084 --> 01:06:47,253
Me and Liam wouldn't
always be so cuddly.
1225
01:06:47,336 --> 01:06:50,423
Would anybody like
to see me fight Liam?
1226
01:06:52,508 --> 01:06:54,927
Liam, 100 grand of your money,
1227
01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:56,804
100 grand of my money.
1228
01:06:56,887 --> 01:06:58,264
We'll get in the ring,
and we'll have the fight,
1229
01:06:58,347 --> 01:06:59,974
and you can all watch it
on TV.
1230
01:07:00,057 --> 01:07:01,726
What do you think about that?
1231
01:07:01,809 --> 01:07:03,352
Now, are you gonna do it
1232
01:07:03,436 --> 01:07:05,563
or are you gonna pussy out,
you fucking wimp?
1233
01:07:06,939 --> 01:07:10,067
Thankfully, he wasn't
in the country at the time.
1234
01:07:12,945 --> 01:07:14,655
Knebworth.
1235
01:07:16,490 --> 01:07:18,242
Come on, let's go.
This is shit.
1236
01:07:19,744 --> 01:07:21,704
-Nice chatting to you, Noel.
-Fuck off, cunt.
1237
01:07:25,666 --> 01:07:28,419
Hey, twinkletoes.
You coming or what?
1238
01:07:29,754 --> 01:07:31,505
Yeah. Come on.
1239
01:07:47,188 --> 01:07:49,482
Good evening, Knebworth.
1240
01:07:49,565 --> 01:07:51,192
You all look gorgeous tonight.
1241
01:07:52,151 --> 01:07:54,403
Here's one
from me new album.
1242
01:07:54,487 --> 01:07:56,030
Thank you very much.
1243
01:07:57,448 --> 01:07:59,075
Hiya.
1244
01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:02,745
Fuck me!
Aren't you Miss Number One
1245
01:08:02,828 --> 01:08:05,081
of United Kingdom
of Britain?
1246
01:08:06,290 --> 01:08:07,666
-Maybe.
-Mmm-hmm.
1247
01:08:09,877 --> 01:08:11,712
And where did you end up?
1248
01:08:11,796 --> 01:08:13,714
Got kidnapped
by Liam Gallagher.
1249
01:08:13,798 --> 01:08:15,341
Oh.
1250
01:08:15,424 --> 01:08:17,384
And you looked like you were
having a good enough time.
1251
01:08:20,471 --> 01:08:22,098
Anyway...
1252
01:08:23,140 --> 01:08:24,892
I was just trying
to make sense of it.
1253
01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:27,311
Of what?
1254
01:08:28,729 --> 01:08:29,897
"Never Ever."
1255
01:08:34,902 --> 01:08:37,613
What, you don't...
you don't like our song?
1256
01:08:37,696 --> 01:08:39,240
No, it's fine.
1257
01:08:39,323 --> 01:08:41,283
I mean, I'm not sure
it's a number one, but...
1258
01:08:43,577 --> 01:08:46,122
Well, people seem to like it.
1259
01:08:46,205 --> 01:08:47,957
It would be nice
if my fianc...
1260
01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:50,459
You screaming,
jumping around,
1261
01:08:51,627 --> 01:08:53,379
making fucking speeches.
1262
01:08:53,462 --> 01:08:56,257
And all that bullshit
about family.
1263
01:08:56,340 --> 01:08:58,926
It's not bullshit.
It's everything to me.
1264
01:08:59,009 --> 01:09:00,511
Right.
1265
01:09:00,594 --> 01:09:02,304
So did you tell them
that you gave up our family
1266
01:09:02,388 --> 01:09:03,931
to get that number one, then?
1267
01:09:05,266 --> 01:09:07,434
Nah.
1268
01:09:07,518 --> 01:09:10,437
Bet you left that bit out
your little speech, didn't ya?
1269
01:09:11,897 --> 01:09:13,023
Huh.
1270
01:09:15,901 --> 01:09:18,070
You're so fucking ugly
when you're wasted.
1271
01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:22,199
-Well, I'll be sober tomorrow.
-Oh, and won't that be nice?
1272
01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:25,161
I can't believe I had to tell
everyone that you left tonight
1273
01:09:25,244 --> 01:09:26,704
because something important
came up.
1274
01:09:26,787 --> 01:09:27,913
It did.
1275
01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:29,498
Getting fucked up
with your mates?
1276
01:09:29,582 --> 01:09:31,000
At least they know how
to write a proper number one.
1277
01:09:31,083 --> 01:09:32,751
That's more than you can.
1278
01:09:32,835 --> 01:09:34,295
Scribbling lyrics
in your little notebook
1279
01:09:34,378 --> 01:09:36,005
but you're too scared
to show them to anyone.
1280
01:09:36,088 --> 01:09:39,508
Ah, a number one and
she's giving out the advice!
1281
01:09:39,592 --> 01:09:41,510
I didn't ask you
to lie to your friends.
1282
01:09:41,594 --> 01:09:44,722
'Cause guess what? I don't
give a fuck what they think!
1283
01:09:44,805 --> 01:09:47,683
You give a fuck
what everyone thinks, Rob.
1284
01:09:48,601 --> 01:09:50,519
That's all you give
a fuck about.
1285
01:10:10,122 --> 01:10:11,707
Dickhead.
1286
01:10:11,790 --> 01:10:13,375
1,100? Sure, sir.
1287
01:10:13,459 --> 01:10:15,211
1,100.
1288
01:10:20,633 --> 01:10:22,509
We need crisps.
1289
01:10:23,385 --> 01:10:24,720
We're all right, Nan.
1290
01:10:24,803 --> 01:10:27,514
No, I don't want you
wasting away on me.
1291
01:10:27,598 --> 01:10:29,516
They don't have washing
machines in London?
1292
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:32,019
Yeah, but you do it with love.
1293
01:10:32,102 --> 01:10:33,395
You bugger.
1294
01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:35,439
You should come home
more often, you know.
1295
01:10:35,522 --> 01:10:37,524
She's slowing down.
1296
01:10:37,608 --> 01:10:40,486
Rubbish.
Nan'll outlive all of us.
1297
01:10:40,569 --> 01:10:42,112
Anyway,
I'm about to be very busy.
1298
01:10:42,196 --> 01:10:44,156
I rung around,
and I got a meeting
1299
01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:46,200
with a producer called
Guy Chambers.
1300
01:10:47,493 --> 01:10:49,411
Nicole's got a number one.
1301
01:10:49,495 --> 01:10:51,664
Fucking Gary's
got number ones.
1302
01:10:51,747 --> 01:10:54,375
And here I am turning
into a farmyard animal.
1303
01:10:54,458 --> 01:10:57,169
I wouldn't change
a hair on your head.
1304
01:10:57,253 --> 01:10:58,462
Bless you, Nan.
1305
01:10:58,545 --> 01:11:00,839
-Now, I spoke to your dad.
-Oh.
1306
01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:02,758
That makes one of us.
1307
01:11:02,841 --> 01:11:04,343
Been radio silence
since I left the band.
1308
01:11:04,426 --> 01:11:06,971
He's agreed
to see you again.
1309
01:11:07,054 --> 01:11:09,848
Agreed? What do you mean?
1310
01:11:09,932 --> 01:11:12,393
Well, to have you visit.
On your school holidays.
1311
01:11:19,775 --> 01:11:21,860
He called me, remember?
1312
01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:23,279
He said it'd been too long.
1313
01:11:24,488 --> 01:11:26,907
-He invited me.
-Yes, that's right.
1314
01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:29,243
I told him to.
1315
01:11:29,326 --> 01:11:32,162
You see?
1316
01:11:33,831 --> 01:11:36,542
-Oh, Jesus.
-Oh, Betty.
1317
01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:39,586
No, no, no.
1318
01:11:39,670 --> 01:11:41,088
-Oh, I'm so sorry.
-Oh, Betty,
1319
01:11:41,171 --> 01:11:42,423
I'm so sorry. Oh, God.
1320
01:11:42,506 --> 01:11:45,509
-Look.
-My mind is not too good.
1321
01:11:45,592 --> 01:11:47,177
Hey, Nan, it's all right.
1322
01:11:48,387 --> 01:11:49,888
-Come on, don't cry.
-I'm sorry.
1323
01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:51,348
It's all right.
1324
01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:55,019
Oh, love.
I'm so sorry, love.
1325
01:11:55,102 --> 01:11:56,979
It's all right, duck.
1326
01:11:57,062 --> 01:11:58,772
I'm sorry.
1327
01:12:02,026 --> 01:12:03,944
♪ My rhyme's complex, yes ♪
1328
01:12:04,028 --> 01:12:05,696
♪ You're just pickin' up
Giro cheques, bless ♪
1329
01:12:05,779 --> 01:12:08,574
♪ A whole life on the YTS, ah ♪
1330
01:12:08,657 --> 01:12:10,326
♪ I line up in a line
Of nine suspects ♪
1331
01:12:10,409 --> 01:12:12,494
♪ And I wine and dine
The fine witness ♪
1332
01:12:12,578 --> 01:12:14,204
♪ Then she reclines
And resigns to my wish list ♪
1333
01:12:14,288 --> 01:12:16,832
♪ So I pop it out
Like the litmus test ♪
1334
01:12:16,915 --> 01:12:18,959
♪ And she's like, "Am I
Allowed to lick this yet?" ♪
1335
01:12:19,043 --> 01:12:20,336
Okay, okay! Hang on.
1336
01:12:20,419 --> 01:12:22,046
Hang on.
1337
01:12:22,129 --> 01:12:23,922
Listen.
1338
01:12:24,006 --> 01:12:27,468
I appreciate you coming over,
but this isn't gonna work.
1339
01:12:27,551 --> 01:12:29,219
Guy Chambers.
1340
01:12:29,303 --> 01:12:32,056
Guy likes it when I talk about
the holidays we shared.
1341
01:12:32,139 --> 01:12:35,100
And I like it when he agrees
to let me sing our songs.
1342
01:12:35,184 --> 01:12:36,435
You don't mind,
do you?
1343
01:12:36,518 --> 01:12:38,187
So our lawyers
had a chat
1344
01:12:39,271 --> 01:12:41,065
and here we are on a beach.
1345
01:12:41,148 --> 01:12:42,816
Lower.
1346
01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:44,318
You've only heard
half of them.
1347
01:12:44,401 --> 01:12:46,236
And they're all the same.
1348
01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:47,988
I can't even tell when one
ends and the next one begins.
1349
01:12:48,072 --> 01:12:49,948
It's like
you've written lyrics
1350
01:12:50,032 --> 01:12:52,743
you think other people
want to hear.
1351
01:12:52,826 --> 01:12:55,287
I don't know. That might be
okay in a boy band.
1352
01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:57,039
So you want me to get naked
on the first date?
1353
01:12:57,122 --> 01:12:58,916
Well, it's the only way
this works.
1354
01:12:58,999 --> 01:13:01,960
Songs are only valuable
if they cost you something.
1355
01:13:06,757 --> 01:13:09,885
Luckily, I'm always naked
on the first date.
1356
01:13:25,734 --> 01:13:27,945
If you're gonna laugh,
do it on the inside, yeah?
1357
01:13:29,321 --> 01:13:30,989
I dent easily.
1358
01:13:33,283 --> 01:13:35,119
Can you give me a C?
1359
01:13:39,039 --> 01:13:40,082
♪ You can't... ♪
1360
01:13:40,165 --> 01:13:41,917
Fuck me.
1361
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:44,002
Better make it a B-flat.
1362
01:13:47,589 --> 01:13:52,219
♪ You can't manufacture
A miracle ♪
1363
01:13:52,302 --> 01:13:55,556
♪ The silence was pitiful ♪
1364
01:13:56,473 --> 01:13:59,059
♪ That day ♪
1365
01:14:00,477 --> 01:14:05,190
♪ And love is
Getting too cynical ♪
1366
01:14:05,274 --> 01:14:09,153
♪ Passion's just physical ♪
1367
01:14:09,236 --> 01:14:11,697
♪ These days ♪
1368
01:14:15,951 --> 01:14:19,329
♪ You analyze
Everyone you meet ♪
1369
01:14:19,413 --> 01:14:23,250
♪ But get no sign ♪
1370
01:14:23,333 --> 01:14:26,795
♪ Loving kind ♪
1371
01:14:28,380 --> 01:14:31,925
♪ Every night you admit defeat ♪
1372
01:14:32,009 --> 01:14:34,887
♪ And cry yourself blind ♪
1373
01:14:36,722 --> 01:14:38,474
This is the chorus.
1374
01:14:39,725 --> 01:14:44,897
♪ If you can't wake up
In the morning ♪
1375
01:14:44,980 --> 01:14:49,818
♪ 'Cause your bed lies vacant
At night ♪
1376
01:14:51,236 --> 01:14:54,531
♪ If you're lost, hurt ♪
1377
01:14:54,615 --> 01:14:57,367
♪ Tired or lonely ♪
1378
01:14:57,451 --> 01:15:01,747
♪ Something beautiful
Will come your way ♪
1379
01:15:01,830 --> 01:15:04,124
Now second verse.
1380
01:15:04,208 --> 01:15:07,169
-♪ The D.J... ♪
-No, no, no! Hang on, hang on.
1381
01:15:07,252 --> 01:15:10,172
We have to double the chorus,
or it'll sound crap.
1382
01:15:10,255 --> 01:15:11,757
What was that list?
"Lost...?"
1383
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:14,092
♪ Hurt, tired and lonely ♪
1384
01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:16,678
Right. That's the hook.
That's the gold.
1385
01:15:16,762 --> 01:15:19,306
The "something beautiful" bit
is cream on top. You've got...
1386
01:15:19,389 --> 01:15:24,645
♪ Lost, hurt, tired or lonely ♪
1387
01:15:29,942 --> 01:15:31,693
And then you repeat.
You understand?
1388
01:15:31,777 --> 01:15:32,945
-Yeah.
-Right.
1389
01:15:33,028 --> 01:15:34,154
Pick it up from the chorus.
1390
01:15:34,238 --> 01:15:36,156
And, you know,
give it some welly.
1391
01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:39,368
Even if it's shit, you've got
to make it your shit.
1392
01:15:41,745 --> 01:15:43,413
Two, three.
1393
01:15:43,497 --> 01:15:48,252
♪ If you can't wake up
In the morning ♪
1394
01:15:48,335 --> 01:15:52,506
♪ 'Cause your bed lies vacant
At night ♪
1395
01:15:53,715 --> 01:15:57,052
♪ If you're lost, hurt ♪
1396
01:15:57,135 --> 01:15:59,054
♪ Tired or lonely ♪
1397
01:15:59,137 --> 01:16:02,432
♪ Can't control it
Try as you might ♪
1398
01:16:02,516 --> 01:16:04,351
There you go!
1399
01:16:04,434 --> 01:16:09,606
♪ May you find that love
That won't leave you ♪
1400
01:16:09,690 --> 01:16:14,444
♪ May you find it
By the end of the day ♪
1401
01:16:14,528 --> 01:16:20,325
♪ You won't be lost, hurt
Tired or lonely ♪
1402
01:16:20,409 --> 01:16:24,413
♪ Something beautiful
Will come your way ♪
1403
01:16:24,496 --> 01:16:26,123
One more time.
1404
01:16:26,206 --> 01:16:32,713
♪ Something beautiful
Will come your way ♪
1405
01:16:37,634 --> 01:16:39,845
You're not as crap
as I thought.
1406
01:16:41,013 --> 01:16:42,723
Thanks.
1407
01:16:42,806 --> 01:16:45,517
We need to clean it up a bit,
but it's a start.
1408
01:16:45,601 --> 01:16:49,354
Now, what else have you got in there?
1409
01:16:50,772 --> 01:16:53,233
And coming up, we have
a surprise guest
1410
01:16:53,317 --> 01:16:55,110
in the studio.
1411
01:16:55,193 --> 01:16:58,572
It's none other than ex-Take
That bad boy Robbie Williams!
1412
01:17:01,533 --> 01:17:04,202
Chris Briggs,
manager to the stars.
1413
01:17:04,286 --> 01:17:06,038
Amazingly,
he saw something in me.
1414
01:17:06,121 --> 01:17:08,749
I mean besides monstrous
amounts of drugs and booze.
1415
01:17:08,832 --> 01:17:10,751
It'll be nice and intimate.
1416
01:17:10,834 --> 01:17:12,210
Fifty people or so.
1417
01:17:12,294 --> 01:17:14,046
Contest winners.
They'll be super excited.
1418
01:17:14,129 --> 01:17:15,672
And just remember
it's going out live,
1419
01:17:15,756 --> 01:17:17,633
so mind
your "shits" and "fucks."
1420
01:17:17,716 --> 01:17:20,135
You should start with a cover,
something people recognize.
1421
01:17:20,218 --> 01:17:22,179
We want them to recognize
our songs.
1422
01:17:22,262 --> 01:17:24,848
And they will.
But you have to woo them first.
1423
01:17:24,931 --> 01:17:26,224
You got to get me
to Knebworth.
1424
01:17:26,308 --> 01:17:27,559
How about you
get through this one
1425
01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:28,894
without giving yourself
a heart attack?
1426
01:17:28,977 --> 01:17:31,396
Just get me there, all right?
1427
01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:33,690
Baby steps, mate.
1428
01:17:33,774 --> 01:17:35,692
Look, I know this isn't
much of a gig but...
1429
01:17:35,776 --> 01:17:38,111
Oh, I don't know.
Blackpool, Knebworth...
1430
01:17:38,195 --> 01:17:39,988
-Hi!
-Plus we need the air time.
1431
01:17:40,072 --> 01:17:41,365
What have you
got to lose?
1432
01:17:42,449 --> 01:17:43,659
I would've said my dignity,
1433
01:17:43,742 --> 01:17:45,369
but Take That already
stole it, so...
1434
01:17:49,414 --> 01:17:51,541
I mean it, Briggsy.
1435
01:17:51,625 --> 01:17:53,460
I have got to play Knebworth.
1436
01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:57,798
-Whatever it takes.
-It'll take everything.
1437
01:17:59,216 --> 01:18:00,759
Sure you're ready
for that?
1438
01:18:05,347 --> 01:18:08,058
Then make
every performance count.
1439
01:18:11,728 --> 01:18:13,563
Light 'em up.
1440
01:18:17,192 --> 01:18:19,403
One, two, three, four!
1441
01:18:21,196 --> 01:18:23,407
♪ You got to know how to Pony ♪
1442
01:18:23,490 --> 01:18:26,118
♪ Like Bony Moronie ♪
1443
01:18:26,201 --> 01:18:28,245
♪ And do the Mashed Potato ♪
1444
01:18:29,162 --> 01:18:31,915
♪ Do the Alligator ♪
1445
01:18:31,998 --> 01:18:34,459
♪ Put your hands on your hips ♪
1446
01:18:34,543 --> 01:18:36,920
♪ Let your backbone slip ♪
1447
01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:39,756
♪ Do the Watusi ♪
1448
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:42,175
♪ Like my little Lucy ♪
1449
01:18:47,055 --> 01:18:48,765
You're gonna die.
1450
01:18:48,849 --> 01:18:50,350
You've left
the safety of the band
1451
01:18:50,434 --> 01:18:52,436
and now you're going out
on your own.
1452
01:18:52,519 --> 01:18:53,770
How does that feel?
1453
01:18:53,854 --> 01:18:54,938
I couldn't be happier.
1454
01:18:55,021 --> 01:18:57,232
I'm finally free, you know,
1455
01:18:57,315 --> 01:18:58,900
and this is only
the beginning.
1456
01:18:58,984 --> 01:19:00,110
Come on!
1457
01:19:02,446 --> 01:19:04,489
Well, the first
punches have been thrown.
1458
01:19:04,573 --> 01:19:06,575
And it's Gary Barlow
at number one...
1459
01:19:06,658 --> 01:19:08,535
-...while Robbie's first album Life Thru a Lens...
-Light 'em up.
1460
01:19:08,618 --> 01:19:10,370
has debuted at number 11.
1461
01:19:10,454 --> 01:19:12,038
Robbie's fate now rests
1462
01:19:12,122 --> 01:19:13,999
on a national
charm offensive tour.
1463
01:19:16,418 --> 01:19:18,295
Lock up your daughters!
1464
01:19:18,378 --> 01:19:20,172
Lock up your sons!
1465
01:19:20,255 --> 01:19:23,967
It's Robbie Williams!
1466
01:19:24,926 --> 01:19:26,511
You know
what I need you to do.
1467
01:19:28,805 --> 01:19:30,098
One, two, three, four!
1468
01:19:39,316 --> 01:19:41,902
I will rip
your fucking eyes out!
1469
01:19:44,905 --> 01:19:46,990
With his new
album rocketing up the charts,
1470
01:19:47,073 --> 01:19:49,868
ladies and gentlemen,
Robbie Williams.
1471
01:19:51,536 --> 01:19:53,330
Please welcome
Robbie Williams.
1472
01:19:53,413 --> 01:19:55,081
Robbie
Williams, ladies and gentlemen.
1473
01:19:55,165 --> 01:19:58,043
He's an
internationally loved star.
1474
01:19:58,126 --> 01:19:59,711
I want to sing,
goddamn it!
1475
01:20:00,837 --> 01:20:02,547
And I wanna dance!
1476
01:20:02,631 --> 01:20:05,091
Being a pop star means you can
live all your fantasies.
1477
01:20:05,175 --> 01:20:08,345
I think it's what's known
as the "lucky bastard."
1478
01:20:08,428 --> 01:20:09,721
Well, you know,
being in a relationship
1479
01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:12,390
means I put away
my shagging boots.
1480
01:20:12,474 --> 01:20:13,809
But I know
where the closet is.
1481
01:20:15,352 --> 01:20:17,687
♪ Dance with me, honey ♪
1482
01:20:17,771 --> 01:20:19,481
♪ Like Long Tall Sally ♪
1483
01:20:21,024 --> 01:20:23,151
You know, the great thing is
I've actually arrived now.
1484
01:20:23,235 --> 01:20:26,238
Because back at home I've been
voted the Rear of the Year.
1485
01:20:26,321 --> 01:20:28,824
Is that right?
You gonna show us?
1486
01:20:28,907 --> 01:20:31,201
So it's fair to
say you're box office, right?
1487
01:20:31,284 --> 01:20:32,828
I got me
platinum disc,
1488
01:20:32,911 --> 01:20:35,580
and then I'm getting
a double platinum disc now.
1489
01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:37,874
It means I'm very famous.
1490
01:20:37,958 --> 01:20:39,543
One, two!
1491
01:20:42,629 --> 01:20:44,130
We are coming for you!
1492
01:20:44,214 --> 01:20:45,632
You can't write.
1493
01:20:45,715 --> 01:20:46,466
You haven't got it.
You got nothing.
1494
01:20:48,635 --> 01:20:51,012
You are fucking dead!
1495
01:20:53,974 --> 01:20:55,141
Move! Move!
1496
01:20:58,311 --> 01:20:59,855
Light 'em up!
1497
01:21:01,857 --> 01:21:03,608
Light 'em up, light 'em up,
light 'em up!
1498
01:21:09,948 --> 01:21:12,158
Fuck off, the lot of you!
1499
01:21:20,166 --> 01:21:22,085
And the winner is...
1500
01:21:22,168 --> 01:21:24,045
-Robbie Williams.
-Robbie Williams.
1501
01:21:24,129 --> 01:21:25,755
-It's Robbie Williams.
-And the winner is...
1502
01:21:25,839 --> 01:21:27,966
-Robbie Williams.
-Robbie Williams!
1503
01:21:28,049 --> 01:21:30,093
A perfect end
to a great night
1504
01:21:30,176 --> 01:21:31,386
for Robbie Williams.
1505
01:21:35,056 --> 01:21:37,309
I'm sure you all
recognize this young man.
1506
01:21:37,392 --> 01:21:38,935
Did you know
he had a famous father?
1507
01:21:40,770 --> 01:21:41,813
So, if any of you
lovely ladies want to come up
1508
01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:43,565
and sit on Santa's knee,
1509
01:21:43,648 --> 01:21:45,400
we'll see what I've got
in my sack for you.
1510
01:21:48,820 --> 01:21:50,655
Rob.
1511
01:21:57,162 --> 01:21:59,205
Light 'em up.
1512
01:22:02,709 --> 01:22:04,377
Whoo!
1513
01:22:04,461 --> 01:22:06,171
♪ You got to Mashed Potato ♪
1514
01:22:06,254 --> 01:22:08,381
♪ Do the Alligator ♪
1515
01:22:10,216 --> 01:22:12,761
We're gonna peel your skin off.
1516
01:22:12,844 --> 01:22:14,471
Slit your throat.
1517
01:22:14,554 --> 01:22:15,889
We are
gonna fucking murder you!
1518
01:22:19,017 --> 01:22:20,602
♪ Long Tall Sally ♪
1519
01:22:21,686 --> 01:22:23,813
♪ You're back
In the alley, baby ♪
1520
01:22:25,106 --> 01:22:27,359
♪ Put your hands on your hips ♪
1521
01:22:27,442 --> 01:22:29,069
♪ Let your backbone slip ♪
1522
01:22:30,612 --> 01:22:32,364
Oh, yeah!
1523
01:22:37,077 --> 01:22:38,536
Yeah!
1524
01:22:42,165 --> 01:22:44,167
Where are you gonna run?
1525
01:22:44,250 --> 01:22:45,794
Where are you gonna
fucking hide?
1526
01:22:45,877 --> 01:22:47,504
-You useless little prick.
-Yeah, suck on this.
1527
01:22:47,587 --> 01:22:49,297
You're gonna
die alone, you cunt!
1528
01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:50,840
You're fucking replaceable.
1529
01:22:50,924 --> 01:22:52,425
You can't escape this!
1530
01:23:03,186 --> 01:23:05,772
Oh, yes,
put it there, son. Ha-ha!
1531
01:23:05,855 --> 01:23:07,816
Fan-bloody-tastic!
1532
01:23:07,899 --> 01:23:10,026
Listen to that,
it's deafening!
1533
01:23:10,110 --> 01:23:12,278
Oh, thank you. I did that.
1534
01:23:12,362 --> 01:23:14,030
Taught him
everything he knows.
1535
01:23:14,114 --> 01:23:15,907
Peter Conway.
1536
01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:18,159
Do you know what, Chris?
Entrances and exits,
1537
01:23:18,243 --> 01:23:19,703
no one cares about that stuff
anymore.
1538
01:23:19,786 --> 01:23:23,581
But tonight, you out-trumped
Tom Jones, lad!
1539
01:23:23,665 --> 01:23:26,126
Oh, look at him.
Just another day at the office.
1540
01:23:26,209 --> 01:23:29,504
Well, this is going
to knock your socks off.
1541
01:23:29,587 --> 01:23:31,965
Rob? Rob?
1542
01:23:32,048 --> 01:23:35,927
Guess who's playing Knebworth
next summer?
1543
01:23:37,721 --> 01:23:40,765
Knebworth!
1544
01:23:40,849 --> 01:23:42,308
Wait till I tell the lads!
1545
01:23:42,392 --> 01:23:44,769
Hey, have you thought about
a support act?
1546
01:23:44,853 --> 01:23:47,397
Now, I could do you a couple
of numbers. Four at most.
1547
01:23:47,480 --> 01:23:48,857
It's incredible, yeah.
1548
01:23:48,940 --> 01:23:51,276
It also comes
with a new record deal.
1549
01:23:51,359 --> 01:23:52,986
It's obscene.
1550
01:23:53,069 --> 01:23:54,863
Yeah.
1551
01:23:54,946 --> 01:23:58,283
Look at ya!
You're bulletproof!
1552
01:23:59,034 --> 01:24:00,744
Oh, I need a drink.
1553
01:24:00,827 --> 01:24:03,496
Look at this.
Just what the doctor ordered.
1554
01:24:03,580 --> 01:24:06,791
Okay, I'll leave you to celebrate.
Congratulations.
1555
01:24:07,417 --> 01:24:09,085
Thanks, Chris.
1556
01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:15,258
Knebworth.
1557
01:24:17,135 --> 01:24:18,386
How does it feel?
1558
01:24:20,388 --> 01:24:21,723
Crippling.
1559
01:24:22,724 --> 01:24:24,309
It'll sink in.
1560
01:24:25,935 --> 01:24:28,188
It's like someone's picked
sides for an afterschool game
1561
01:24:28,271 --> 01:24:30,273
and it's all gone horribly,
horribly wrong.
1562
01:24:32,484 --> 01:24:34,360
It's one against thousands.
1563
01:24:34,444 --> 01:24:37,113
Bollocks.
The audience loves ya.
1564
01:24:39,449 --> 01:24:40,742
I can't do it.
1565
01:24:42,786 --> 01:24:45,080
I can't carry Knebworth.
1566
01:24:45,163 --> 01:24:46,873
I'll be like a lamb to
the fucking slaughter, Dad.
1567
01:24:46,956 --> 01:24:48,249
It's just stage fright.
1568
01:24:48,333 --> 01:24:49,417
You're not listening!
1569
01:24:49,501 --> 01:24:52,253
No, it's normal! Okay?
1570
01:24:53,213 --> 01:24:55,131
You know what's
always helped me?
1571
01:24:55,924 --> 01:24:58,093
A little bit of Dutch courage.
1572
01:24:58,843 --> 01:25:00,178
Don't I know it.
1573
01:25:03,973 --> 01:25:05,809
Dad, I'm sorry. Dad.
1574
01:25:05,892 --> 01:25:08,728
No one buys a ticket
to hear your problems, son.
1575
01:25:10,271 --> 01:25:12,315
You want to know why
these people are gods?
1576
01:25:13,983 --> 01:25:16,778
'Cause they make other
people's problems go away.
1577
01:25:18,404 --> 01:25:20,240
Dad, stay, please.
1578
01:26:15,628 --> 01:26:17,422
Whoo!
1579
01:26:24,679 --> 01:26:26,723
My next guest has
been climbing the charts...
1580
01:26:26,806 --> 01:26:28,933
There he is. There he is.
That's Daddy's best mate.
1581
01:26:29,017 --> 01:26:30,935
Robbie Williams!
1582
01:26:35,356 --> 01:26:39,194
Well, this has been a sudden
change in fortune for you,
1583
01:26:39,277 --> 01:26:41,237
has it not?
I mean, you're flying high.
1584
01:26:41,321 --> 01:26:42,697
Sober as a judge, Parky.
1585
01:26:42,780 --> 01:26:44,699
Well, we could talk
a bit more...
1586
01:26:44,782 --> 01:26:46,367
Sorry, sorry, I have
to do this.
1587
01:26:47,785 --> 01:26:50,538
Look, Nan. It's Parky.
1588
01:26:50,622 --> 01:26:51,831
Oh!
1589
01:26:51,915 --> 01:26:53,458
Betty.
1590
01:26:53,541 --> 01:26:54,626
It's Robert!
1591
01:26:54,709 --> 01:26:56,002
Let's talk, if we may,
1592
01:26:56,085 --> 01:26:57,587
about this success
you've been having.
1593
01:26:57,670 --> 01:26:59,422
I mean, it's not
the first time, is it?
1594
01:26:59,505 --> 01:27:01,758
You had it before
with Take That.
1595
01:27:01,841 --> 01:27:04,427
Would you say that this is
a different kind of success?
1596
01:27:04,510 --> 01:27:06,679
It means a great deal more
to me now.
1597
01:27:06,763 --> 01:27:09,432
I'm about to perform in front
of a record crowd at Knebworth
1598
01:27:09,515 --> 01:27:11,059
in a few weeks.
1599
01:27:11,142 --> 01:27:14,520
No! No, stop it! It's nothing.
1600
01:27:14,604 --> 01:27:17,148
It's only the biggest music
event in British history!
1601
01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:20,860
That's my boy.
1602
01:27:20,944 --> 01:27:23,238
But, of course, Knebworth
is not the only record
1603
01:27:23,321 --> 01:27:24,906
you've broken recently, is it?
1604
01:27:24,989 --> 01:27:28,451
There's the matter of
your new deal with EMI.
1605
01:27:28,534 --> 01:27:30,245
£80 million.
1606
01:27:30,328 --> 01:27:31,996
How does that feel?
1607
01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:33,665
-Good enough?
-I dunno.
1608
01:27:33,748 --> 01:27:36,960
I'm rich
beyond my wildest dreams!
1609
01:27:37,043 --> 01:27:39,212
I thought
I was quoting that lady
1610
01:27:39,295 --> 01:27:40,630
who famously won the lottery.
1611
01:27:40,713 --> 01:27:41,839
But she said...
1612
01:27:41,923 --> 01:27:43,508
Spend, spend, spend!
1613
01:27:43,591 --> 01:27:45,260
So no one got it.
1614
01:27:45,343 --> 01:27:47,428
Mind you, I've said
worse things in interviews.
1615
01:27:49,389 --> 01:27:52,100
How would you describe
your time with Take That?
1616
01:27:52,183 --> 01:27:53,851
I was very fortunate to be
in Take That...
1617
01:27:53,935 --> 01:27:56,271
and four out of
the five Spice Girls.
1618
01:27:57,480 --> 01:27:59,190
Posh said no, didn't she?
1619
01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:02,819
Er, now, you've connected
with many women in the past.
1620
01:28:02,902 --> 01:28:05,446
Oh, we're gonna talk
about my sex life.
1621
01:28:05,530 --> 01:28:06,698
Well, I suppose.
1622
01:28:08,241 --> 01:28:10,076
There's nothing
to write home about.
1623
01:28:10,159 --> 01:28:12,954
Which is a shame 'cause Mum
loves getting those letters.
1624
01:28:13,037 --> 01:28:16,624
I mean, how many
flat tires can you have?
1625
01:28:16,708 --> 01:28:19,085
Well, second one, we didn't
even get out of the car.
1626
01:28:19,168 --> 01:28:21,129
There's no way Natalie
was gonna ruin her hair
1627
01:28:21,212 --> 01:28:22,922
so they just jacked it up
with us all inside.
1628
01:28:25,174 --> 01:28:26,342
I'm just going to the loo.
1629
01:28:26,426 --> 01:28:27,552
The weather
was horrendous.
1630
01:28:28,678 --> 01:28:30,638
At least the sound was good.
1631
01:28:30,722 --> 01:28:32,056
Voice was tired, though.
1632
01:28:32,140 --> 01:28:33,850
Probably because
I wasn't sleeping.
1633
01:28:33,933 --> 01:28:36,477
Which is weird because the bed
was insanely comfortable.
1634
01:28:36,561 --> 01:28:37,770
I even got the name
of the mattress
1635
01:28:37,854 --> 01:28:39,105
in case we wanted to...
1636
01:28:40,231 --> 01:28:42,066
But you're
finally settling down?
1637
01:28:42,900 --> 01:28:44,527
Have to be a realist.
1638
01:28:44,610 --> 01:28:47,780
You know, we're both
on tour... a lot.
1639
01:28:47,864 --> 01:28:50,158
And it can be difficult,
you know?
1640
01:29:12,889 --> 01:29:14,682
So, tell me,
what's it like
1641
01:29:14,766 --> 01:29:16,851
for Robbie Williams
to be in love?
1642
01:29:19,395 --> 01:29:20,980
Well, that's difficult too.
1643
01:29:21,731 --> 01:29:24,859
Erm...
1644
01:29:24,942 --> 01:29:27,570
Flings are much easier.
1645
01:29:36,162 --> 01:29:38,289
You make me feel
so small.
1646
01:29:39,374 --> 01:29:41,250
And I've hated you for it.
1647
01:29:42,085 --> 01:29:44,295
For making me feel so...
1648
01:29:46,255 --> 01:29:47,965
unnecessary.
1649
01:29:54,222 --> 01:29:56,599
The fucking awful things
you do.
1650
01:29:59,894 --> 01:30:01,687
I thought
you couldn't help it.
1651
01:30:07,860 --> 01:30:09,946
But you just don't want to.
1652
01:30:13,574 --> 01:30:15,785
And I can't help you anymore.
1653
01:30:33,594 --> 01:30:36,389
Rob.
1654
01:30:43,980 --> 01:30:45,231
Rob.
1655
01:30:47,525 --> 01:30:49,819
Rob, please say something.
1656
01:30:51,487 --> 01:30:53,281
Babe.
1657
01:31:01,956 --> 01:31:04,041
-Nic, please!
-You're a fucking animal!
1658
01:31:04,125 --> 01:31:06,085
Baby! Babe,
you need to calm down.
1659
01:31:06,169 --> 01:31:07,962
Don't tell me
what I need.
1660
01:31:09,714 --> 01:31:11,132
-Listen! You...
-Get out!
1661
01:31:11,215 --> 01:31:13,885
-I can fix it! Look!
-You're too fucking late!
1662
01:31:13,968 --> 01:31:16,804
But I love you!
1663
01:31:32,778 --> 01:31:34,322
Easy. Easy now.
1664
01:31:34,405 --> 01:31:36,741
-Come on!
-Briggsy.
1665
01:31:36,824 --> 01:31:39,035
Oh, what the fuck!
1666
01:31:39,118 --> 01:31:40,828
-He's all right.
-Of course I am.
1667
01:31:41,537 --> 01:31:43,247
Oh, shit.
1668
01:31:43,331 --> 01:31:44,749
You should have said no
to this one.
1669
01:31:44,832 --> 01:31:46,125
To Top of the Pops?
1670
01:31:46,209 --> 01:31:47,793
You can't buy
this kind of promotion.
1671
01:31:47,877 --> 01:31:49,378
What's to promote?
Knebworth's sold out.
1672
01:31:49,462 --> 01:31:50,796
The world tour.
1673
01:31:50,880 --> 01:31:52,048
What, he just does Knebworth
1674
01:31:52,131 --> 01:31:53,758
and then props his feet up,
does he?
1675
01:31:53,841 --> 01:31:56,052
You thought getting to the top
was hard? Try staying there.
1676
01:31:57,929 --> 01:31:59,889
-On in five.
-Come on, you're up.
1677
01:32:02,725 --> 01:32:03,726
Leave it.
1678
01:32:08,523 --> 01:32:10,566
Ooh, it's a woman.
1679
01:32:10,650 --> 01:32:12,443
Hi, Mum.
I'm about to go on...
1680
01:32:12,527 --> 01:32:14,195
Where have you been?
I've been trying to reach you.
1681
01:32:14,278 --> 01:32:15,696
I know. I know.
But, listen,
1682
01:32:15,780 --> 01:32:17,532
I'll have to talk
to you later, ducky head,
1683
01:32:17,615 --> 01:32:19,617
because my pianist, well,
he's accidentally shat himself
1684
01:32:19,700 --> 01:32:20,701
and it's just
a horror show.
1685
01:32:20,785 --> 01:32:22,286
It's your nan.
1686
01:32:23,120 --> 01:32:25,039
She kept asking for ya.
1687
01:32:25,122 --> 01:32:27,458
And I tried
calling you, but...
1688
01:32:29,418 --> 01:32:31,754
I'm so sorry, love.
She's gone.
1689
01:32:36,676 --> 01:32:38,970
Come on, mate, let's go.
1690
01:32:50,815 --> 01:32:54,193
Whoever pulls the sword
out of the stone
1691
01:32:54,277 --> 01:32:56,946
gets to be
the new King of England.
1692
01:32:57,029 --> 01:32:59,532
He's here tonight
to sing what has become
1693
01:32:59,615 --> 01:33:01,784
the unofficial
national anthem.
1694
01:33:01,867 --> 01:33:05,496
It's the song on everyone's
lips and in everyone's heart.
1695
01:33:05,580 --> 01:33:08,916
Ladies and gentlemen,
the ego has landed.
1696
01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:11,377
So the next thing
you know,
1697
01:33:11,460 --> 01:33:15,298
all the knights are straining.
1698
01:33:17,133 --> 01:33:18,968
And turning red.
1699
01:33:19,844 --> 01:33:21,887
But nobody could budge it.
1700
01:33:21,971 --> 01:33:25,433
So you can imagine
how everyone laughed
1701
01:33:25,516 --> 01:33:28,894
when little Arthur stepped up
for his turn.
1702
01:33:28,978 --> 01:33:30,396
Everyone...
1703
01:33:31,022 --> 01:33:32,898
except Merlin.
1704
01:33:32,982 --> 01:33:36,944
Merlin just stroked his beard
and whispered,
1705
01:33:37,028 --> 01:33:41,699
"Arthur, I know
those sexy muscular knights
1706
01:33:41,782 --> 01:33:43,159
couldn't do it.
1707
01:33:43,242 --> 01:33:45,536
And you're
just a little fart of a child
1708
01:33:45,620 --> 01:33:47,830
with puny little arms.
1709
01:33:47,913 --> 01:33:51,000
But I believe in you."
1710
01:33:58,299 --> 01:34:00,301
♪ I sit and wait ♪
1711
01:34:11,520 --> 01:34:17,902
♪ Does an angel
Contemplate my fate? ♪
1712
01:34:21,364 --> 01:34:23,574
♪ And do they know ♪
1713
01:34:23,658 --> 01:34:26,619
♪ The places where we go ♪
1714
01:34:26,702 --> 01:34:30,873
♪ When we're gray and old? ♪
1715
01:34:33,042 --> 01:34:35,753
♪ 'Cause I have been told ♪
1716
01:34:37,088 --> 01:34:40,091
♪ That salvation ♪
1717
01:34:40,174 --> 01:34:44,095
♪ Lets their wings unfold ♪
1718
01:34:46,639 --> 01:34:50,101
♪ So when I'm lying in my bed ♪
1719
01:34:50,184 --> 01:34:53,688
♪ Thoughts running
Through my head ♪
1720
01:34:53,771 --> 01:34:56,691
♪ And I feel that love is dead ♪
1721
01:34:57,817 --> 01:35:00,903
♪ I'm loving angels instead ♪
1722
01:35:00,986 --> 01:35:05,032
♪ And through it all ♪
1723
01:35:05,116 --> 01:35:08,244
♪ She offers me protection ♪
1724
01:35:08,327 --> 01:35:11,706
♪ A lot of love and affection ♪
1725
01:35:11,789 --> 01:35:14,750
♪ Whether I'm right or wrong ♪
1726
01:35:14,834 --> 01:35:17,920
♪ And down the waterfall ♪
1727
01:35:18,003 --> 01:35:21,132
♪ Wherever it may take me ♪
1728
01:35:21,215 --> 01:35:24,468
♪ I know that life
Won't break me ♪
1729
01:35:24,552 --> 01:35:27,012
♪ When I come to call ♪
1730
01:35:28,013 --> 01:35:30,933
♪ She won't forsake me ♪
1731
01:35:33,060 --> 01:35:36,814
♪ I'm loving angels instead ♪
1732
01:36:25,070 --> 01:36:28,532
♪ And through it all ♪
1733
01:36:28,616 --> 01:36:31,994
♪ She offers me protection ♪
1734
01:36:32,077 --> 01:36:35,080
♪ A lot of love and affection ♪
1735
01:36:35,164 --> 01:36:38,209
♪ Whether I'm right or wrong ♪
1736
01:36:38,292 --> 01:36:41,253
♪ And down the waterfall ♪
1737
01:36:41,337 --> 01:36:44,507
♪ Wherever it may take me ♪
1738
01:36:44,590 --> 01:36:47,301
♪ I know that life
Won't break me ♪
1739
01:36:47,384 --> 01:36:50,387
♪ When I come to call ♪
1740
01:36:51,680 --> 01:36:54,266
♪ She won't forsake me ♪
1741
01:36:56,393 --> 01:37:00,314
♪ I'm loving angels instead ♪
1742
01:37:07,238 --> 01:37:08,322
I love you.
1743
01:38:19,643 --> 01:38:21,937
Er, they're out of
salt and vinegar.
1744
01:38:23,105 --> 01:38:24,690
Don't want 'em.
1745
01:38:25,190 --> 01:38:26,358
Okay.
1746
01:38:30,821 --> 01:38:32,907
We should get
the boys together.
1747
01:38:32,990 --> 01:38:35,200
Have a little knees up
before your concert tomorrow.
1748
01:38:35,284 --> 01:38:38,245
-Do ya good.
-I can't face it.
1749
01:38:42,458 --> 01:38:43,626
Zip me up.
1750
01:38:44,877 --> 01:38:45,920
Fucking hell.
1751
01:38:46,003 --> 01:38:47,338
What time's lift-off?
1752
01:38:47,421 --> 01:38:49,381
-It helps hide the fat.
-Oh, yeah?
1753
01:38:52,134 --> 01:38:54,845
You've no idea what it takes
to get up there.
1754
01:38:54,929 --> 01:38:56,221
I can't sleep.
1755
01:38:57,556 --> 01:38:58,682
My back's fucked.
1756
01:38:58,766 --> 01:38:59,725
Yeah, but once
you're up there,
1757
01:38:59,808 --> 01:39:01,268
you're smashing it, so...
1758
01:39:01,352 --> 01:39:03,771
See, that fucks me right off
when people say that.
1759
01:39:08,442 --> 01:39:10,903
Being up there
is the worst bit.
1760
01:39:12,488 --> 01:39:14,531
Pays all right, though.
1761
01:39:15,115 --> 01:39:16,408
Fuck.
1762
01:39:19,745 --> 01:39:21,372
You don't understand.
1763
01:39:26,585 --> 01:39:28,379
No.
No, I don't understand.
1764
01:39:30,839 --> 01:39:32,174
But at least I'm trying.
1765
01:39:33,384 --> 01:39:36,261
Yeah, you know, all I wanted
was for you to ask me,
1766
01:39:36,345 --> 01:39:38,305
just once, how I'm doing.
1767
01:39:39,348 --> 01:39:41,642
You know, with work
or my little girl or...
1768
01:39:41,725 --> 01:39:48,273
I'm about to walk out
to 125,000 people!
1769
01:39:48,357 --> 01:39:51,151
You've got no fucking idea
what that feels like.
1770
01:39:51,235 --> 01:39:53,445
Yeah, and you've no idea
that I earn in a month
1771
01:39:53,529 --> 01:39:56,323
what you fucking snort
in a minute.
1772
01:39:56,407 --> 01:39:58,117
Or... Or that
Kayleigh's shacked up
1773
01:39:58,200 --> 01:40:00,285
with some fucking butcher,
and so I'm living in an estate
1774
01:40:00,369 --> 01:40:01,829
surrounded by
fucking psychopaths.
1775
01:40:01,912 --> 01:40:03,580
Or that I only get
to see my kid
1776
01:40:03,664 --> 01:40:04,999
for two hours every fortnight.
Or that...
1777
01:40:05,082 --> 01:40:06,583
So you need money?
1778
01:40:06,667 --> 01:40:08,002
Fucking hell.
1779
01:40:08,085 --> 01:40:09,211
You know, jealousy
don't suit you, Nate.
1780
01:40:09,294 --> 01:40:12,006
Jealousy?
Are you fucking kidding?
1781
01:40:12,089 --> 01:40:13,799
All right, yeah, I might have
close to fuck all,
1782
01:40:13,882 --> 01:40:17,302
but you,
you have fucking nothing!
1783
01:40:17,386 --> 01:40:20,305
And this coming from you?
1784
01:40:20,389 --> 01:40:23,684
Nothing, nobody cunt.
1785
01:40:25,310 --> 01:40:27,062
You know, the difference
between me and you, Nate?
1786
01:40:27,146 --> 01:40:29,648
It's not my money,
it's not your kid.
1787
01:40:29,732 --> 01:40:32,317
It's the fact that
I had the fucking balls
1788
01:40:32,401 --> 01:40:34,778
to make something of myself.
1789
01:40:46,081 --> 01:40:47,624
Yeah.
1790
01:40:47,708 --> 01:40:49,376
You bought a ticket
to the dream.
1791
01:40:50,169 --> 01:40:52,254
And the dream
came true, and...
1792
01:40:53,505 --> 01:40:56,508
yeah, fuck it, I am.
I'm jealous of that.
1793
01:40:56,592 --> 01:40:58,719
Yeah, but you can keep
the fucking rest.
1794
01:41:17,279 --> 01:41:18,739
Nate! Nate!
1795
01:41:20,115 --> 01:41:21,241
Nate!
1796
01:41:22,451 --> 01:41:24,453
Fuck!
1797
01:41:31,460 --> 01:41:33,295
♪ Somewhere ♪
1798
01:41:34,338 --> 01:41:36,131
♪ Beyond the sea ♪
1799
01:41:36,215 --> 01:41:40,427
♪ Somewhere waiting for me ♪
1800
01:41:41,595 --> 01:41:46,600
♪ My lover stands
On golden sands ♪
1801
01:41:46,683 --> 01:41:49,269
♪ And watches the ships ♪
1802
01:41:49,353 --> 01:41:53,148
♪ That go sailing ♪
1803
01:41:55,818 --> 01:41:57,986
And the crowd goes mild.
1804
01:42:00,864 --> 01:42:02,533
Time to get ready, youth!
1805
01:42:03,784 --> 01:42:05,786
We're going by helicopter
and all.
1806
01:42:08,914 --> 01:42:10,040
Youth?
1807
01:42:12,793 --> 01:42:15,087
Jesus Christ.
1808
01:42:33,313 --> 01:42:34,314
Youth!
1809
01:42:40,279 --> 01:42:42,322
You bastard!
1810
01:42:42,406 --> 01:42:43,866
I thought you'd passed out.
1811
01:42:45,117 --> 01:42:49,121
I have waited my whole life
for you to step up,
1812
01:42:49,204 --> 01:42:51,790
and all it took
1813
01:42:51,874 --> 01:42:55,127
was booking the biggest
concert in British history.
1814
01:42:55,210 --> 01:42:57,921
What you going on about?
1815
01:42:58,005 --> 01:43:00,591
-When you left us...
-Where's all this coming from?
1816
01:43:01,258 --> 01:43:03,510
...all those years, I thought,
1817
01:43:04,469 --> 01:43:06,346
"He's just sorting
himself out.
1818
01:43:07,389 --> 01:43:09,892
He'll miss me so much
1819
01:43:10,517 --> 01:43:11,977
and he'll come back."
1820
01:43:12,561 --> 01:43:14,479
Yeah, and I did.
1821
01:43:15,063 --> 01:43:16,565
Yeah.
1822
01:43:18,025 --> 01:43:19,610
'Cause Nan made you.
1823
01:43:23,906 --> 01:43:25,908
I didn't leave you
with nothing, though, did I?
1824
01:43:25,991 --> 01:43:28,285
Where do you think
your talent comes from?
1825
01:43:28,368 --> 01:43:29,912
Jesus Christ.
1826
01:43:29,995 --> 01:43:31,496
You've forgotten
how fucking lucky you are,
1827
01:43:31,580 --> 01:43:33,624
that's your problem.
1828
01:43:33,707 --> 01:43:35,375
It's a privilege
to do what we do.
1829
01:43:37,711 --> 01:43:39,129
What we do?
1830
01:43:39,671 --> 01:43:41,423
You live in a caravan.
1831
01:43:41,506 --> 01:43:44,343
You perform to
15 fucking people a night.
1832
01:43:44,426 --> 01:43:47,471
And I love every second of it.
1833
01:43:47,554 --> 01:43:50,182
And I don't need pills
to get me through.
1834
01:43:50,265 --> 01:43:51,642
Sure I'd give anything
1835
01:43:51,725 --> 01:43:54,603
to play to a big crowd.
'Course I would!
1836
01:43:54,686 --> 01:43:56,855
But if I only ever played
to one person
1837
01:43:56,939 --> 01:43:58,482
for the rest of my life,
1838
01:43:58,565 --> 01:44:00,859
I'd be happy giving them
everything I've got!
1839
01:44:03,070 --> 01:44:05,530
Unless that person was me,
though, right?
1840
01:44:05,614 --> 01:44:08,825
Really? Who's been cheering
you on from the wings, eh?
1841
01:44:10,452 --> 01:44:14,414
Who was it who stopped you
from ruining your career?
1842
01:44:14,498 --> 01:44:17,876
There wouldn't be a Robbie
Williams if it wasn't for me!
1843
01:44:20,837 --> 01:44:23,548
You've always been there
for Robbie Williams, Dad.
1844
01:44:27,594 --> 01:44:29,763
Why couldn't you just be there
for Robert?
1845
01:44:40,732 --> 01:44:43,652
You off to watch the
football, then, yeah?
1846
01:44:45,404 --> 01:44:46,655
Nice one.
1847
01:44:48,573 --> 01:44:50,701
I'll see you
in six years!
1848
01:44:52,869 --> 01:44:54,913
You don't have it!
1849
01:44:57,457 --> 01:44:59,751
That's why you never made it!
1850
01:45:02,004 --> 01:45:03,630
Not as a husband!
1851
01:45:03,714 --> 01:45:05,549
Not as a father!
1852
01:45:05,632 --> 01:45:07,592
Not as anything!
1853
01:45:11,513 --> 01:45:14,349
Peter Conway
doesn't fucking have it!
1854
01:45:36,288 --> 01:45:39,082
Everything
has come down to this.
1855
01:45:41,460 --> 01:45:43,337
They have come for me.
1856
01:45:45,047 --> 01:45:46,965
And I'm gonna die out there.
1857
01:45:50,093 --> 01:45:51,762
This is the end.
1858
01:46:35,931 --> 01:46:37,349
Light 'em up.
1859
01:46:53,615 --> 01:46:55,283
♪ Hell is gone
And heaven's here ♪
1860
01:46:55,367 --> 01:46:57,035
♪ There's nothing left
For you to fear ♪
1861
01:46:57,119 --> 01:46:58,787
♪ Shake your ass
Come over here ♪
1862
01:46:58,870 --> 01:47:00,539
♪ Now scream ♪
1863
01:47:01,415 --> 01:47:02,999
♪ I'm burning an effigy ♪
1864
01:47:03,083 --> 01:47:04,876
♪ Of everything I used to be ♪
1865
01:47:04,960 --> 01:47:08,130
♪ You're my rock of empathy
My dear ♪
1866
01:47:08,213 --> 01:47:13,927
♪ So come on
Let me entertain you ♪
1867
01:47:16,596 --> 01:47:21,726
♪ Let me entertain you ♪
1868
01:47:24,396 --> 01:47:26,064
♪ Life's too short
For you to die ♪
1869
01:47:26,148 --> 01:47:28,150
♪ Come grab yourself an alibi ♪
1870
01:47:28,233 --> 01:47:30,735
♪ Heaven knows your mother lied
Mon cher ♪
1871
01:47:31,862 --> 01:47:33,697
♪ Separate your right
From wrong ♪
1872
01:47:33,780 --> 01:47:35,657
♪ Come and sing
A different song ♪
1873
01:47:35,740 --> 01:47:38,910
♪ The kettle's on,
So don't be long, mon cher ♪
1874
01:47:38,994 --> 01:47:42,247
♪ So come on, let me... ♪
1875
01:47:42,956 --> 01:47:45,167
♪ Entertain you ♪
1876
01:47:47,544 --> 01:47:52,424
♪ Let me entertain you ♪
1877
01:47:55,719 --> 01:47:56,803
Good evening, Knebworth!
1878
01:48:00,098 --> 01:48:02,225
My name is Robbie Williams.
1879
01:48:03,643 --> 01:48:05,437
This is my band.
1880
01:48:05,520 --> 01:48:07,522
And for the next two hours,
1881
01:48:07,606 --> 01:48:09,524
your ass is mine!
1882
01:48:11,193 --> 01:48:12,611
♪ Look me up
In the Yellow Pages ♪
1883
01:48:12,694 --> 01:48:14,446
♪ I will be
Your rock of ages ♪
1884
01:48:14,529 --> 01:48:16,698
♪ See-through fads
And your crazy phases ♪
1885
01:48:18,283 --> 01:48:20,118
♪ Little Bo-Peep
Has lost his sheep ♪
1886
01:48:20,202 --> 01:48:22,245
♪ Popped a pill
And fell asleep ♪
1887
01:48:22,329 --> 01:48:23,914
We're going to slaughter you.
1888
01:48:23,997 --> 01:48:26,166
Fucking useless.
1889
01:48:26,249 --> 01:48:29,544
♪ Your mind gets burned
with The habits you've learned ♪
1890
01:48:29,628 --> 01:48:33,423
♪ But we're the generation
That's got to be heard ♪
1891
01:48:33,507 --> 01:48:35,967
♪ You're tired of your teachers
And your school's a drag ♪
1892
01:48:36,051 --> 01:48:38,094
You've got nowhere to go.
1893
01:48:38,178 --> 01:48:41,389
Do everyone a favor
and fuckin' end it!
1894
01:48:41,473 --> 01:48:46,686
-Bounce! Bounce! Bounce!
-♪ Let me entertain you ♪
1895
01:48:49,397 --> 01:48:53,818
♪ Let me entertain you ♪
1896
01:48:56,363 --> 01:48:59,199
There is only one way out!
1897
01:48:59,282 --> 01:49:01,785
You don't deserve
to fuckin' live!
1898
01:49:01,868 --> 01:49:04,371
You will never be enough!
1899
01:49:04,454 --> 01:49:07,958
♪ He may be good
He may be out of sight ♪
1900
01:49:08,041 --> 01:49:11,753
♪ But he can't be here
So come around tonight ♪
1901
01:49:11,836 --> 01:49:15,423
♪ Here is the place
Where the feeling grows ♪
1902
01:49:15,507 --> 01:49:19,553
♪ You got to get high
Before you... ♪
1903
01:49:19,636 --> 01:49:22,430
♪ Let me ♪
1904
01:49:22,514 --> 01:49:25,016
♪ Entertain you ♪
1905
01:49:27,602 --> 01:49:32,649
♪ Let me entertain you ♪
1906
01:49:35,318 --> 01:49:40,740
♪ Let me entertain you ♪
1907
01:49:43,076 --> 01:49:44,744
♪ Come on, come on
Come on, come on ♪
1908
01:49:44,828 --> 01:49:46,496
♪ Come on, come on
Come on, come on ♪
1909
01:49:46,580 --> 01:49:48,748
♪ Come on, come on
Come on, come on ♪
1910
01:49:50,834 --> 01:49:52,669
♪ Come on, come on
Come on, come on ♪
1911
01:49:52,752 --> 01:49:54,921
♪ Come on, come on
Come on, come on ♪
1912
01:49:55,005 --> 01:49:56,923
♪ Come on, come on
Come on, come on ♪
1913
01:49:58,425 --> 01:50:00,135
♪ Come on, come on
Come on, come on ♪
1914
01:50:00,218 --> 01:50:02,012
♪ Come on, come on
Come on, come on ♪
1915
01:50:02,095 --> 01:50:03,179
No, no, no!
1916
01:50:28,705 --> 01:50:31,374
♪ Come on
Come on, come on, come on ♪
1917
01:50:31,458 --> 01:50:32,917
♪ Come on, come on
Come on, come on ♪
1918
01:50:34,586 --> 01:50:36,004
♪ Come on, come on
Come on, come on ♪
1919
01:50:36,087 --> 01:50:38,798
♪ Come on, come on
Come on, come on ♪
1920
01:50:38,882 --> 01:50:41,009
♪ Come on, come on
Come on, come on ♪
1921
01:50:41,092 --> 01:50:43,219
♪ Come on, come on
Come on, come on ♪
1922
01:50:43,303 --> 01:50:45,930
♪ Come on, come on
Come on, come on ♪
1923
01:51:18,004 --> 01:51:21,341
♪ Send someone to love me ♪
1924
01:51:25,053 --> 01:51:28,014
♪ I need to rest in arms ♪
1925
01:51:34,521 --> 01:51:37,315
♪ Keep me safe from harm ♪
1926
01:51:40,985 --> 01:51:42,821
♪ In pouring rain ♪
1927
01:51:56,334 --> 01:51:58,211
♪ As my soul ♪
1928
01:52:01,965 --> 01:52:04,426
♪ Heals the shame ♪
1929
01:52:08,471 --> 01:52:10,724
♪ I will grow ♪
1930
01:52:12,100 --> 01:52:14,394
♪ Through this pain ♪
1931
01:52:19,149 --> 01:52:21,234
♪ Lord, I'm doing ♪
1932
01:52:22,861 --> 01:52:24,571
♪ All I can ♪
1933
01:53:06,738 --> 01:53:09,616
♪ Send someone to love me ♪
1934
01:53:09,699 --> 01:53:13,536
♪ I need to rest in arms ♪
1935
01:53:14,746 --> 01:53:17,290
♪ Keep me safe from harm ♪
1936
01:53:18,374 --> 01:53:21,169
♪ In pouring rain ♪
1937
01:53:22,587 --> 01:53:25,507
♪ Give me endless summer ♪
1938
01:53:26,633 --> 01:53:29,511
♪ Lord, I fear the cold ♪
1939
01:53:31,054 --> 01:53:33,556
♪ Feel I'm getting old ♪
1940
01:53:34,599 --> 01:53:36,601
♪ Before my time ♪
1941
01:53:39,270 --> 01:53:41,397
♪ As my soul ♪
1942
01:53:42,982 --> 01:53:45,693
♪ Heals the shame ♪
1943
01:53:47,487 --> 01:53:49,322
♪ I will grow ♪
1944
01:53:50,990 --> 01:53:52,909
♪ Through this pain ♪
1945
01:53:54,911 --> 01:53:57,288
♪ Lord, I'm doing ♪
1946
01:53:59,040 --> 01:54:01,251
♪ All I can ♪
1947
01:54:01,334 --> 01:54:02,544
I lost the house.
1948
01:54:04,045 --> 01:54:06,506
The worst thing was
I lost the ability to care.
1949
01:54:10,718 --> 01:54:12,595
You're next,
if you want to share.
1950
01:54:18,059 --> 01:54:19,811
I feel a bit stupid,
to be honest.
1951
01:54:24,148 --> 01:54:26,568
I'm just a chav that got
everything they ever wanted.
1952
01:54:29,821 --> 01:54:32,031
It's a bit fucking
embarrassing, to be frank.
1953
01:54:35,285 --> 01:54:38,079
I was taught that fame
would solve everything.
1954
01:54:41,249 --> 01:54:43,668
But fame's got fuck all
to do with me.
1955
01:54:43,751 --> 01:54:45,962
It's about acting out
everyone else's fantasies.
1956
01:54:46,045 --> 01:54:48,631
You know,
the shagging, the boozing,
1957
01:54:48,715 --> 01:54:51,342
the showing your bollocks
on TV
1958
01:54:51,426 --> 01:54:53,052
and people cheering you
for it.
1959
01:54:54,345 --> 01:54:56,139
Fame looks good in a photo.
1960
01:54:59,893 --> 01:55:03,521
They say your life freezes
at the age you become famous.
1961
01:55:05,356 --> 01:55:07,066
So I am 15.
1962
01:55:09,652 --> 01:55:10,987
I'm stunted.
1963
01:55:12,947 --> 01:55:14,282
I'm unevolved.
1964
01:55:17,368 --> 01:55:19,245
And that's why
I'm always like,
1965
01:55:19,329 --> 01:55:21,831
"Oh, it's okay, I think I'm
a cunt and I'm fine with it."
1966
01:55:21,915 --> 01:55:24,375
It's so I get in there
before you do.
1967
01:55:27,462 --> 01:55:29,714
And I fucking hate myself
for it.
1968
01:55:35,970 --> 01:55:39,390
Sometimes it's a curse
to get everything we want.
1969
01:55:39,474 --> 01:55:43,770
Repairing close relationships
is a good first step
1970
01:55:43,853 --> 01:55:45,772
to repairing ourselves.
1971
01:55:59,077 --> 01:56:01,996
♪ Go easy on my conscience ♪
1972
01:56:03,539 --> 01:56:06,000
♪ 'Cause it's not my fault ♪
1973
01:56:07,335 --> 01:56:09,796
♪ I know I've been taught ♪
1974
01:56:10,672 --> 01:56:13,216
♪ To take the blame ♪
1975
01:56:31,109 --> 01:56:33,319
♪ As my soul ♪
1976
01:56:34,696 --> 01:56:37,156
♪ Heals the shame ♪
1977
01:56:38,992 --> 01:56:41,077
♪ I will grow ♪
1978
01:56:42,537 --> 01:56:44,288
♪ Through this pain ♪
1979
01:56:46,541 --> 01:56:48,835
♪ Lord, I'm doing ♪
1980
01:56:50,420 --> 01:56:52,422
♪ All I can... ♪
1981
01:57:37,759 --> 01:57:41,054
♪ Give me endless summer ♪
1982
01:57:41,137 --> 01:57:43,723
♪ Lord, I feel the cold ♪
1983
01:57:43,806 --> 01:57:46,517
...to do this
and you did it,
1984
01:57:46,601 --> 01:57:48,603
and you deserve
goodness.
1985
01:57:56,527 --> 01:57:58,571
♪ I will grow ♪
1986
01:57:59,447 --> 01:58:01,866
♪ Through this pain ♪
1987
01:58:02,700 --> 01:58:04,702
♪ Lord, I'm doing ♪
1988
01:58:05,703 --> 01:58:06,954
♪ All I can ♪
1989
01:58:20,760 --> 01:58:23,304
♪ Lord, I'm doing ♪
1990
01:58:24,097 --> 01:58:26,641
♪ All I can ♪
1991
01:58:26,724 --> 01:58:28,851
♪ To be a better man ♪
1992
01:58:32,772 --> 01:58:35,233
♪ To be a better man ♪
1993
01:58:38,820 --> 01:58:43,116
♪ To be a better man ♪
1994
01:58:54,752 --> 01:58:56,379
Good evening, folks.
1995
01:58:56,462 --> 01:58:57,630
Good evening, you slags.
1996
01:58:57,713 --> 01:58:59,423
No. Good evening, folks.
1997
01:58:59,507 --> 01:59:02,635
So, who is Robbie Williams?
1998
01:59:02,718 --> 01:59:04,345
Well,
I've been called many things.
1999
01:59:04,428 --> 01:59:06,347
Narcissistic. Punchable.
2000
01:59:06,430 --> 01:59:07,890
Shit-eating twat.
2001
01:59:07,974 --> 01:59:09,767
But while
I'm all those things,
2002
01:59:09,851 --> 01:59:12,270
I want to show you
how I really see myself.
2003
01:59:12,353 --> 01:59:14,647
So sit back, relax,
2004
01:59:14,730 --> 01:59:18,317
while I give you
a right fucking entertaining.
2005
01:59:21,863 --> 01:59:23,156
So...
2006
01:59:23,865 --> 01:59:25,408
the story starts.
2007
02:00:00,735 --> 02:00:03,779
This is the last song
of the evening.
2008
02:00:05,990 --> 02:00:07,283
It's sadder than that.
2009
02:00:09,202 --> 02:00:11,078
It's much sadder than that.
2010
02:00:12,663 --> 02:00:14,624
Thank you for being
a wonderful audience tonight
2011
02:00:14,707 --> 02:00:16,959
and making my dream come true.
2012
02:00:21,547 --> 02:00:23,424
I want to thank my mum
2013
02:00:24,842 --> 02:00:26,969
for being there
when I needed you.
2014
02:00:27,762 --> 02:00:29,764
Always.
2015
02:00:29,847 --> 02:00:31,307
I love you.
2016
02:00:44,362 --> 02:00:45,529
You guessed it, folks.
2017
02:00:48,241 --> 02:00:51,994
♪ And now the end is near... ♪
2018
02:00:52,078 --> 02:00:53,537
If you know the words,
sing 'em.
2019
02:00:53,621 --> 02:00:55,039
If you don't, shut up,
it'll sound crap.
2020
02:00:56,874 --> 02:00:59,585
♪ The final curtain ♪
2021
02:01:00,586 --> 02:01:02,880
♪ My friends ♪
2022
02:01:02,964 --> 02:01:05,925
♪ I'll say it clear ♪
2023
02:01:06,008 --> 02:01:08,970
♪ And state my case ♪
2024
02:01:09,762 --> 02:01:11,514
♪ On which I'm certain ♪
2025
02:01:11,597 --> 02:01:13,182
We love you, Robbie!
2026
02:01:13,266 --> 02:01:18,896
♪ I've lived
A life that's full ♪
2027
02:01:18,980 --> 02:01:24,151
♪ I've travelled each
And every highway ♪
2028
02:01:24,235 --> 02:01:25,653
Come on.
2029
02:01:25,736 --> 02:01:27,363
♪ And more... ♪
2030
02:01:27,446 --> 02:01:28,823
Everybody.
2031
02:01:28,906 --> 02:01:30,866
♪ Much more than this ♪
2032
02:01:30,950 --> 02:01:37,665
♪ I did it my way ♪
2033
02:01:38,541 --> 02:01:40,084
Now, I couldn't
finish the show
2034
02:01:40,167 --> 02:01:42,295
without mentioning
someone else here tonight.
2035
02:01:43,796 --> 02:01:46,382
I share a lot of the same
mannerisms as this person.
2036
02:01:46,465 --> 02:01:48,843
People say I sing
a bit like him, too.
2037
02:01:50,344 --> 02:01:51,679
He's made me who I am.
2038
02:01:51,762 --> 02:01:55,099
All the good things
and a touch of the bad.
2039
02:01:56,309 --> 02:01:58,311
And I wouldn't be
where I am without him.
2040
02:01:58,394 --> 02:02:01,314
We haven't
performed together for...
2041
02:02:02,106 --> 02:02:03,816
25 years.
2042
02:02:05,985 --> 02:02:08,696
But I've wanted to
every day since.
2043
02:02:09,613 --> 02:02:11,407
Please welcome to the stage,
2044
02:02:12,325 --> 02:02:13,534
my dad.
2045
02:02:34,430 --> 02:02:36,307
Thank you very much.
2046
02:02:36,390 --> 02:02:38,976
What do you think, youth?
Shall we light 'em up?
2047
02:02:40,644 --> 02:02:42,480
Tell it like it is, Dad.
2048
02:02:45,441 --> 02:02:46,942
♪ Regrets ♪
2049
02:02:47,902 --> 02:02:49,820
♪ I've had a few ♪
2050
02:02:50,404 --> 02:02:51,489
Me too.
2051
02:02:51,572 --> 02:02:54,283
♪ But then again ♪
2052
02:02:54,367 --> 02:02:56,786
♪ Too few to mention ♪
2053
02:02:57,912 --> 02:03:02,666
♪ I did what I had to do ♪
2054
02:03:04,043 --> 02:03:05,503
♪ And saw it through ♪
2055
02:03:07,713 --> 02:03:10,841
♪ Without exemption ♪
2056
02:03:10,925 --> 02:03:13,177
♪ I planned ♪
2057
02:03:13,260 --> 02:03:15,846
♪ Each charted course ♪
2058
02:03:16,806 --> 02:03:19,100
♪ Each careful step ♪
2059
02:03:19,850 --> 02:03:22,395
♪ Along the byway ♪
2060
02:03:24,522 --> 02:03:27,066
-I'm sorry, Robert.
-I know, Dad.
2061
02:03:27,149 --> 02:03:28,859
You always had it, you know.
2062
02:03:29,527 --> 02:03:30,736
Now look at ya.
2063
02:03:31,404 --> 02:03:33,239
You're one of the gods.
2064
02:03:35,408 --> 02:03:39,161
♪ Yes, there were times ♪
2065
02:03:39,245 --> 02:03:41,330
♪ I'm sure you knew ♪
2066
02:03:42,581 --> 02:03:44,667
♪ When I bit off ♪
2067
02:03:44,750 --> 02:03:47,169
♪ More than I could chew ♪
2068
02:03:48,462 --> 02:03:51,298
♪ And through it all ♪
2069
02:03:51,382 --> 02:03:53,676
♪ When there was doubt ♪
2070
02:03:54,760 --> 02:03:57,721
♪ I ate it up ♪
2071
02:03:57,805 --> 02:04:01,183
♪ And spit it out ♪
2072
02:04:01,267 --> 02:04:03,352
♪ I faced it all ♪
2073
02:04:04,186 --> 02:04:06,021
♪ And I stood tall ♪
2074
02:04:06,897 --> 02:04:12,903
♪ And did it my way ♪
2075
02:04:30,963 --> 02:04:32,840
Peter Conway, everybody.
2076
02:04:33,883 --> 02:04:34,967
My dad.
2077
02:04:36,343 --> 02:04:38,137
Or at least that's
what Mum told us.
2078
02:04:38,220 --> 02:04:39,555
Robert.
2079
02:04:39,638 --> 02:04:42,266
♪ I've loved ♪
2080
02:04:42,349 --> 02:04:44,143
♪ I've laughed and cried ♪
2081
02:04:45,519 --> 02:04:47,563
♪ I've had my fill ♪
2082
02:04:48,439 --> 02:04:51,233
♪ My share of losing ♪
2083
02:04:52,193 --> 02:04:54,153
♪ And now ♪
2084
02:04:55,070 --> 02:04:58,240
♪ As tears subside ♪
2085
02:04:59,408 --> 02:05:04,121
♪ I find it all so amusing ♪
2086
02:05:05,164 --> 02:05:06,373
♪ To think ♪
2087
02:05:07,541 --> 02:05:09,835
♪ I did all that ♪
2088
02:05:10,920 --> 02:05:13,255
♪ And may I say ♪
2089
02:05:14,381 --> 02:05:16,842
♪ Not in a shy way ♪
2090
02:05:18,219 --> 02:05:20,304
♪ Oh, no ♪
2091
02:05:20,387 --> 02:05:23,015
♪ Oh, no, not me ♪
2092
02:05:23,098 --> 02:05:28,562
♪ I did it my way ♪
2093
02:05:28,646 --> 02:05:31,774
♪ For what is a man? ♪
2094
02:05:32,858 --> 02:05:34,985
♪ What has he got? ♪
2095
02:05:35,945 --> 02:05:38,572
♪ If not himself ♪
2096
02:05:38,656 --> 02:05:41,450
♪ Then he has not ♪
2097
02:05:42,576 --> 02:05:45,287
♪ To say the things ♪
2098
02:05:45,371 --> 02:05:47,289
♪ He truly feels ♪
2099
02:05:48,249 --> 02:05:51,919
♪ And not the words ♪
2100
02:05:52,002 --> 02:05:55,130
♪ Of one who kneels ♪
2101
02:05:55,214 --> 02:05:57,299
♪ Let the record show ♪
2102
02:05:59,176 --> 02:06:01,178
♪ I took the blows ♪
2103
02:06:03,013 --> 02:06:05,391
♪ And did it ♪
2104
02:06:05,474 --> 02:06:11,730
♪ My way ♪
2105
02:06:29,707 --> 02:06:32,876
Nan? This is
your grandson singing.
2106
02:06:33,627 --> 02:06:35,212
And I love you.
2107
02:06:38,424 --> 02:06:40,009
♪ I did it ♪
2108
02:06:40,926 --> 02:06:46,348
♪ My way ♪
2109
02:06:55,149 --> 02:06:57,735
Who did I love
when I was a kid?
2110
02:06:58,986 --> 02:07:01,030
I loved Frank Sinatra.
2111
02:07:01,113 --> 02:07:02,698
Come on!
2112
02:07:02,781 --> 02:07:05,367
And I loved my dad
and he's an entertainer.
2113
02:07:06,827 --> 02:07:08,329
Shit, that's who I am.
2114
02:07:08,412 --> 02:07:10,205
That feels good to me.
2115
02:07:10,289 --> 02:07:13,751
I want to make the 12-year-old
at my nan's,
2116
02:07:13,834 --> 02:07:17,212
watching TV on a Saturday
night, feeling safe,
2117
02:07:17,296 --> 02:07:21,175
I wanted to make that same
12-year-old feel safe on stage.
2118
02:07:23,719 --> 02:07:25,471
I'm a fucking entertainer.
2119
02:07:25,554 --> 02:07:28,641
It might be cabaret, but
it's a world-class cabaret,
2120
02:07:28,724 --> 02:07:30,768
and I'm the fucking best
at it.
2121
02:07:32,603 --> 02:07:35,522
Fuck yourselves.
2122
02:07:51,955 --> 02:07:54,833
♪ I walked along
A forbidden road ♪
2123
02:07:55,793 --> 02:07:57,461
♪ I had to know ♪
2124
02:07:58,253 --> 02:08:00,464
♪ Where does it go? ♪
2125
02:08:02,132 --> 02:08:05,219
♪ Like birds that fly
Into the sun ♪
2126
02:08:05,969 --> 02:08:08,389
♪ I had to run ♪
2127
02:08:08,472 --> 02:08:10,849
♪ I'm not the only one ♪
2128
02:08:12,267 --> 02:08:15,354
♪ Why do you look at me
That way? ♪
2129
02:08:15,437 --> 02:08:18,107
♪ I'm not a problem
That needs solving ♪
2130
02:08:18,190 --> 02:08:20,651
♪ The truth is still evolving ♪
2131
02:08:22,361 --> 02:08:25,531
♪ Life is the choices
That we make ♪
2132
02:08:25,614 --> 02:08:28,367
♪ We're the masters
Of our own fate ♪
2133
02:08:28,450 --> 02:08:30,786
♪ The painter and the paint ♪
2134
02:08:31,912 --> 02:08:36,834
♪ You need to lose your mind ♪
2135
02:08:36,917 --> 02:08:41,839
♪ To get back to the light ♪
2136
02:08:41,922 --> 02:08:44,007
♪ Sometimes ♪
2137
02:08:45,134 --> 02:08:47,970
♪ I walked along
A forbidden road ♪
2138
02:08:48,929 --> 02:08:50,514
♪ I had to know ♪
2139
02:08:51,306 --> 02:08:53,517
♪ Where does it go? ♪
2140
02:08:55,185 --> 02:08:58,939
♪ Like birds that fly
Into the sun ♪
2141
02:08:59,022 --> 02:09:01,400
♪ I had to run ♪
2142
02:09:01,483 --> 02:09:03,902
♪ I'm not the only one ♪
2143
02:09:05,237 --> 02:09:08,323
♪ Maybe I'm never satisfied ♪
2144
02:09:08,407 --> 02:09:11,160
♪ I made a lot
Of poor decisions ♪
2145
02:09:11,243 --> 02:09:13,829
♪ Yeah, I've made
Some revisions ♪
2146
02:09:15,497 --> 02:09:18,542
♪ And I'm still trying
To get it right ♪
2147
02:09:18,625 --> 02:09:21,295
♪ I'm a living contradiction ♪
2148
02:09:21,378 --> 02:09:23,630
♪ The cure and the affliction ♪
2149
02:09:24,882 --> 02:09:29,762
♪ You need to lose your mind ♪
2150
02:09:29,845 --> 02:09:34,892
♪ To get back to the light ♪
2151
02:09:34,975 --> 02:09:37,102
♪ Sometimes ♪
2152
02:09:38,228 --> 02:09:41,064
♪ I walked along
A forbidden road ♪
2153
02:09:41,857 --> 02:09:43,484
♪ I had to know ♪
2154
02:09:44,276 --> 02:09:46,487
♪ Where does it go? ♪
2155
02:09:48,155 --> 02:09:51,992
♪ Like birds that fly
Into the sun ♪
2156
02:09:52,075 --> 02:09:54,411
♪ I had to run ♪
2157
02:09:54,495 --> 02:09:56,997
♪ I'm not the only one ♪
2158
02:09:57,080 --> 02:10:02,127
♪ So do you love me now? ♪
2159
02:10:02,211 --> 02:10:06,131
♪ Or did I let you down? ♪
2160
02:10:07,341 --> 02:10:09,927
♪ You said you wanted
All my secrets ♪
2161
02:10:10,010 --> 02:10:12,805
♪ So I showed you
All my demons ♪
2162
02:10:12,888 --> 02:10:16,725
♪ Do you love me now? ♪
2163
02:10:18,685 --> 02:10:21,772
♪ I walked along
A forbidden road ♪
2164
02:10:22,481 --> 02:10:24,900
♪ I had to know ♪
2165
02:10:24,983 --> 02:10:27,486
♪ Where does it go? ♪
2166
02:10:28,737 --> 02:10:32,491
♪ Like birds that fly
Into the sun ♪
2167
02:10:32,574 --> 02:10:34,993
♪ I had to run ♪
2168
02:10:35,077 --> 02:10:37,955
♪ I'm not the only one ♪
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