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Don't you ever
push my sister again!

Nobody
with my girls.

I
am so done with her.

Know me
less. Literally, know me less.

I'll
slap the shit out of your face.

It's just a lot to
wrap my head around.

This season on
The Kardashians...

Boy, have we gotten Koko
outside of the gates.

This is 40.

♪ Please don't
underestimate me ♪

Okay, so no one's
gonna be here for your birthday.

So, you wanted to tell
me that you're canceling?

You asshole.

I'm obsessed with this.

I'm doing a collab with
SKIMS and Dolce & Gabbana.

- Gotta get Kourt for the campaign.
- Ooh.

Hi!

Full circle moment.

It felt like she brought
me here to get revenge.

"The paycheck is more
important than my feelings."

I have hair like Shirley Temple
and she has, like, bombshell hair.

I'm over these vibes, though.

How's your mom doin'?

It's just... It's
very overwhelming.

I couldn't live without you.

She was DMing me strange
things. That pissed me off.

You're a tough lady.

- We all are.
- Mm-hm.

Wow.

Was I meant to be
a princess or what?

I'm here for Tom Brady's roast.

I could've never imagined
that I would be booed.

Usher came up to me, he's like, "I
felt so bad for you on that roast."

So...

♪ I never slow down ♪

To here, I make, like,
a whole "his" closet.

- You must really like him.
- He'll be happy.

I had the intention
of staying single.

I have a dinner with someone.

I was fully lying to you guys.

I'm telling you, that
bitch Kim.

And if anyone wants
to hate, you.

♪ Oh, you better
step out the way ♪

The sisters are
kind of mad at me.

"You told me it was
a house bunny vibe."

No. Don't tell her I said
this, I think it's so ugly.

That's the dumb
shit that they need to show

because it's who
they are.

You don't think anyone poisoned us while
they were sitting over there, right?

Hope not, but this would be a
really good last day with you.

Buckle your seat belts,
ladies and gentlemen.

I hope you guys are having
fun watching, sitting down.

Maybe some snacks?

The
Kardashians are here!

- I kinda want my wedding to be in Idaho.
- What about me, bitch?

Oh.

No!

Hello.

- Why are you nervous?
- I haven't seen you in so long.

He's visibly
uncomfortable.

- How are you doing?
- Good.

He seemed scared.

- Took you through a lot, huh?
- Yes.

I love you for trying
your hardest with me.

That love, I don't think
it'll ever go away.

Yeah, I up.

- With what?
- With you.

What in the actual?

♪ Kissy face, kissy face
sent to your phone, but ♪

- ♪ I'm tryna kiss your lips for real ♪
- ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

♪ Red hearts, red hearts,
that's what I'm on, yeah ♪

♪ Come give me somethin'
I can feel, oh-oh, oh ♪

Okay, here we go.

This is a big year of
celebrations in our family.

Khloé's turning 40!

♪ Uh, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

Season six, we're back!

I don't know what's in store
for me, but it's my year.

I'm gonna be living
my best damn life.

Wait and see.

♪ It's whatever, it's whatever,
it's whatever you like ♪

Here we go again.

No, that
is not the right vibe!

Everyone's favorite
funny sister is back.

That's me.

♪ Geonbae, geonbae, girl,
what's up, oh-oh, oh ♪

♪ Don't you want me... ♪

I can't believe
we're here already.

It goes by so, so fast,

but I hope you guys enjoy and
there's so much happening.

♪ Sleep tomorrow, but
tonight, go crazy ♪

♪ All you gotta do is
just meet me at the... ♪

Season six, The Kardashians.

So much to talk about.

Your two favorite
sisters on the screen.

- Mm-hm.
- Kendall and Kylie.

We know you look forward

- to seeing just us the most.
- The youngest, the hottest.

♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

♪ Hey! We shinin' ♪

Thank you,
everybody. Thanks, team.

And that's a
wrap. Nice job, everybody.

Ooh, you can see the dolphins!
Look at all the dolphins!

Kendall, look at
all the dolphins!

♪ One, two, on the move ♪

♪ Do it like that, let
me see ya let loose ♪

♪ Like, three,
four, on the floor ♪

♪ Got the bags out back,
then we out the door ♪

- Bye.
- How was today, Kris?

Amazing. We're gettin' it done.

Show opening in Malibu.
It's so serene here.

Anyone want a drink? You
want me to refill your drink?

- Are you a wine gal?
- Is there more?

I'm sure there is.

Like, more of
the same bottle or no?

- Do you know what it is?
- I don't know.

Screaming Eagle, 2005.

What is
it? Pring-Pringles?

- A $12,000 bottle of wine.
- I would love a water.

Let me see. Is
that Sine Qua Non?

- Yep, that's it. That's a good one.
- Oh, my gosh.

Getting kind of excited for a martini.
I just wanna put that out there.

I am in my "trying to
get shit done" era.

I'm gonna do more stuff for me.

I'm just gonna find things
to do and keep really busy

'cause I think it
makes you live longer.

I think my goals for this year

are to spend more time
with my grandchildren,

more time with my mom...

less time stressing about
things I can't control,

and to eat better. Yeah.

I feel bad Kylie couldn't be here
because she's working in New York, but...

- Mm-hm.
- I miss her, I do. I miss her energy.

What? What... Guys, crickets.

I told everyone my schedule, nobody
cared that I couldn't be there.

So, it wasn't that I
didn't wanna be there,

it's the fact that they didn't
think it was of importance.

So, now they're just gonna

punch me in, I guess, uh, later.

Whatever, I'm gonna make it the
most fire thing you've ever seen.

You didn't miss too much,

but your presence was
missed, by me at least.

- Oh, thank you for saying that.
- You know, you bring me back to... life.

Yeah, we don't... we
won't tell them that.

Where you off to next?

Going to the White House.

I have... I haven't been to this
administration's White House.

- You haven't?
- No.

I have a lot of exciting
things coming up.

I'm going to the White House
to visit our Vice President.

Kamala has granted clemency

- for 11 people.
- Oh, wow.

I also have a
few collabs for SKIMS,

and then I start filming my
Ryan Murphy All's Fair show.

Ryan Murphy told me
that his new series,

- like how he did Dahmer...
- Mm-hm.

Is now gonna be on
the Menendez Brothers.

- Oh, my God. I...
- And...

- You know I knew those guys, in the '80s?
- Yeah.

You knew the parents?

No, I knew the kids because Erik
used to come over and play tennis

with your dad on the weekends.

I remember my dad talking
about the case and I remember,

like, the whole case
growing up in Beverly Hills.

- That's where we were.
- Yeah.

Trial, I think, happened
when I was, like, 13,

so, you know, there were big cases that
I would love to talk to my dad about.

And so, this was one of 'em.

Now, being older and seeing it from
a different lens 35 years later

and knowing what I know
now about the system,

I just have a whole
different outlook on it.

I thought I was
busy before North.

Me having to be her
momager right now is crazy.

- Like, it's just... it was not on my list.
- It's a lotta work.

It was not on my bingo
card for this year.

- And I'm not ready. No, I'm not.
- I would not be in the mood. Yeah.

- I'm not ready. I'm just like...
- You're like,

- "I have my own shit to manage."
- If she has a shoot,

it's, like, I have to, I
have to be there all day,

so it's, like, her or me.

I'm really conflicted
on my daughter's career,

so we're gonna talk
about that soon.

I just really wanna make sure that
everything's really well-balanced.

All of the work experiences
are balanced out

with just enough fun
life experiences.

I just want balance.

Hm.

Nosy. So nosy.

I... used to say, "Okay, I
wanna be single for two years,

and blah-blah-blah,"
and that sounded great.

Me not dating and not
wanting love and attention?

I don't think you know me. This
is a new production crew, clearly.

We have a lotta
birthdays coming up.

- Do we?
- Yes. Well, Khloé's is in June.

I already celebrated
mine in The Bahamas.

- Without us.
- With my family.

Life with just a big
blended family is amazing.

You know, try to have one-on-one time
with all of the kids and family dinners.

It's okay if she wants to
celebrate her birthday without us.

I like to go away.
I always went away.

Travis is still
touring with Blink-182.

I am juggling all things "kids."

I go on two walks a
day with the baby.

I feel really blessed and grateful
that I don't have to work a lot.

I'm very efficient with my
time. It's a beautiful thing.

- Khloé's turning 40?!
- Turning 40.

- According to Kylie, so am I.
- Ugh.

We're doing so much
together this season.

We're going to Vegas, we're goin'
to Paris together for fashion stuff.

We're kind of all
over the place.

Aren't we so lucky that we
get to do it all together?

We are very lucky.

Not a lot of people can say they can
take their sister to work every day.

Yes.

- You better be at my birthday, bitch.
- Should we just do a 40th together?

- Forty. This is gonna be your...
- Yes!

- Decade, Khloé.
- Oh, I'm so... I already know.

- I'm claiming it, owning it, it's mine.
- No, this is your, this is your decade.

So excited.

I feel like so much great
is coming right now,

whether it be business or
how I feel about myself.

Diane von Furstenberg, she told
me your 50s are your best years.

As long as you're healthy, I
think it's great getting older

'cause you just don't care about
what people think about you.

It's such a freeing feeling.

My next chapter is, like, I
wanna find a forever partner.

And to do that, I'm
wanna shed everything

that's not serving
me, not for me.

So, I'm outside the gates.
All the way outside.

I'm excited to be 40.

- I'm excited for ya.
- Thank you, girl.

♪ You got to believe
in yourself ♪

It is a new era for me.
I'm feeling fantastic.

I am heading over
to Malika's house.

Fresh air, happy to be here.

♪ I'm always on roll,
I'm breaking free ♪

♪ Be the best of me ♪

♪ I need that ♪

- Hello?
- Hello.

- Hi.
- Hi, pretty lady. How are you?

You're so tall. Hi, boobies.

How cute. You
made it so pretty for me.

Aw, only for you. Me and Mommy
did a little spring cleaning.

She made me a hoarder, so
she has to un-hoard me.

Well, my boobs are falling out. I
don't understand this top anymore.

it all.

it all.

- them all.
- ♪ All ♪

. We could do a
good song with that one.

♪ it all ♪

- ♪ it all ♪
- I really hate everyone

- in the world.
- I really do.

So, how is the guy?

- We don't have to say his name.
- I just can't stand...

I don't da... I
don't like dating.

I just wanna get married.

- Oh.
- That's why I'm...

I realize that I'm a wife.
I'm not, like, a single woman.

- 'Kay. Got it.
- I'm terrible at this.

- When are you gonna date?
- I don't know.

Are you asking, am I
ever gonna date someone?

- Yes.
- I would hope so.

I pray it can't
be over for me yet.

I'm not saying it's gonna
happen the day I turn 40,

but at some point during my 40s,

I can promise everybody I will
have gone on at least one date.

I've been dying for
a road trip with you.

And I don't even
like road trips.

Well, you tell me where you
wanna go and we'll figure it out.

I'm like, Mykonos.

- Mykonos is nice.
- I know, like...

There are normally a lotta gay
men at Mykonos in the summertime.

- And Mykonos is great party.
- I'm down for fun. You know,

gay men know a lot
of straight men.

We could even do Vegas.

No, I don't know what
your thing is with Vegas.

I love Vegas, though.

And it's, like, five seconds
and it's actually easier

to get you to get on a plane.

Oh, my God, the amount of
people that have been like,

"Did you see Lamar?" And
I'm like, "Yeah, I saw him."

Malika saw him at Super Bowl.

I was walking this way and he's
walking... You know, you can't miss him.

We just, like, stood there in
the middle of the damn floor.

It was just heavy and, like...

What'd you guys talk about?

It was short-lived because
it was so emotional.

- Mm.
- Like, a part of me still just wants

to sit him down, like, right
here in between the two of us

- and be like, "So, what's going on?"
- "What's going on in your life?"

"How's life?"

Lamar was and is definitely someone that
I... was, like, the love of my life.

I got married when I was 24.

Would you marry me?

- Why the hell...
- Oh, my God.

And although him
and I got married

30 days to the day after
meeting one another,

I loved him with all
of my heart and soul.

I, Khloé, take you, Lamar.

- To be my husband.
- To be my husband.

♪ Stand by me ♪

♪ Even when tears are
stealin' our joy ♪

♪ 'Cause I've been
a foolish man ♪

♪ But I can understand ♪

♪ What I need is ♪

♪ Your company ♪

I took my vows very seriously

and I was married for
about seven years.

But there were bigger things that
were not fixable in that marriage.

So, the last time I saw
him would be in 2016.

I have so many things
I need to give him.

Like, I have his Sixth Man
of the Year, I have things,

- but I'm like...
- Do you wanna do it?

Oh, my
God, I don't know.

I'll open my door for you
to pack all his shit in here

and let him walk out with it.

I mean, I don't wanna give
it to him, like, in, like,

- a " you" type of way...
- No, but just like,

- "Hey, oh, my God...
- I don't need these things.

I happen to have some
of your things that..."

I mean, I can tell
him if you want me to.

I've held on to Lamar's things
because they're his things

and he should have them.

Ugh.

During our divorce,

we were selling our house that
we were in and I was like...

I had all this
furniture for him.

So, I remember
getting a storage unit

and putting everything in
there and paying for it

until he was in the right head
space, so he can use it for his home.

But when I told Lamar
about the storage unit,

he told me that I should just hand
over the keys to his best friend.

So, I said, "Okay, fine."

I mean, it's out of my hands and
I just wanna be done with this.

And the best friend sold
everything in the storage unit.

Everything in Lamar's life
sort of... gets stolen,

goes missing, someone's shady.

And so, when I found his
Sixth Man of the Year,

I found a couple other things.

I just wanna make sure I'm
giving it to him, actually.

That he has it, not a friend,

not someone that's
gonna steal something.

Even if I give it to him and
he's not in the right space,

I mean, I've done my part.

I think he would be so
nervous, but he would do it.

He was, literally, in tears
when I saw him. Literally.

It made me cry.

- And he was like, "I love you."
- What a fun night in Vegas.

I know. Imagine... After that, I
was, like, trying to, like, text you

- and I was, like, deleting and rewriting.
- Oh, my God.

I feel bad, and, like, I wish
he would get his life together.

And then, I'm like, "Why
am I even... Who c...

- Like, this is not my world anymore."
- Yeah. But you know what it is, Khloé?

If you ever love someone,
you will always love them.

- I hate it.
- They won't hold the same position

- in your life, but, like, that's just...
- Totally.

You don't love and
leave people completely.

It's so annoying.

I don't even know if I could put
into words what I felt with Lamar,

but it was just some of the most
special, magical time of my life.

It felt like the most
purest love I've ever had.

And although there was so much
darkness in that marriage,

there was the brightest
of the bright times,

and I love it and I cherish it.

But, in 2015, Lamar overdosed
in Las Vegas at a brothel.

He was in a coma for three days.

He woke up out of the
coma and he was unable

to walk or talk for
quite a few months.

And we were able to get him
back walking and talking.

And I took care of him for
quite some time after that.

And then as soon as he was up
and able to take care of himself,

then we had to part ways.

I really am trying to get
you to give him his stuff.

- So you don't have to have it anymore.
- I would love to give him his stuff.

And I just think it's time to
just be done with that chapter.

His mom's driver's license, like,
all these things I'm sure he wants.

Yeah.

If someone had something of my
dad's that I could never get back...

- You would want it, for sure.
- I would hope someone would give it to me.

A little more this
way. Like... Yep, yep, yep.

- Oh, my God. Wow. No, it's impressive.
- I know, I'm sorry. I'm crazy.

No, I wanna be, like,
straight. I'm so crooked.

Okay, okay.
We're good, we're good.

Oh, that's
cute like that.

- Yeah, I think that's cute.
- ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪

♪ Lights on back
up and running ♪

We are going to
IHOP for Kourtney's birthday

to have a little
breakfast there.

It's a little belated
birthday breakfast.

Hi, guys. Wait, is she not here?

- No, of course not.
- Course not.

- What time is it?
- She's late to her own party.

- She's always late to her own stuff.
- Hi.

Ooh, that cake.
Who made the cake?

Hi. J-Jessie did.

What? What
kinda cake is that?

Happy birthday!

I'm here!

- I'm here.
- We all took bets on

when you were coming.

This is so cute.

Yeah, put that on!

This is my 45th birthday.

- Thank you for coming.
- Hi.

I feel like I'm
gonna live to 145.

I've got lots of things to do.

N... I'm not gonna be
filming if I live that old.

Girlfriends should be sitting

- next to you.
- Happy birthday!

But at least they're
across from you.

Aw, don't I have
the best friends?

- Yes, you do.
- You really do.

Did you see the
cake they made you?

No. Did you make it?!

Oh, my God.

For my actual birthday,
I went to The Bahamas

with Travis and all of the kids.

I had the best birthday,

and then, all of my
closest girlfriends,

um, wanted to throw me
a birthday breakfast.

They said to wear all-black or
skeleton onesies and I loved that.

Is there any way I could
get a hot chocolate?

You guys, the hot chocolate here is,
like, the best hot chocolate in the world.

I think I want well-done
hash browns, a biscuit.

Where's just, like,
a regular pancake?

Um, right here.

- Just, yeah, two. Yeah.
- Two pancakes? With butter?

- Yes, please.
- Okay.

Thank you.

- It's the Unabomber.
- Hey, guys. It is.

We just always used to have birthday
parties for Kourtney at IHOP.

We used to do these,
like, kidnapping parties.

Well, we would call it a "snatch
party," which sounds crazy now,

but I don't think the
word had the same meaning.

They'd wake me up with a
camera in my face and say,

"We're going, we're kidnapping
you for Kourtney's birthday."

And then, we'd go to the
Azoffs' house and pick up them

and, like, all of her
friends and pick them up.

When I was eight, I would be
in, like, my best silk pajamas,

my hair in a French braid,

and we would go to my
friends' houses, wake them up,

"Come on, we're going to
breakfast in our pajamas."

And they would have to
stay in what they had on.

It was just such
a Kourtney thing,

so we're carrying on the
tradition even in our 40s.

Kim, they have the best hot
chocolate ever in the world here.

Ooh, I have the Met Ball coming
up. I don't think I can eat it.

Wait, what? Your hair... Oh.

I am in the process of
dyeing my hair for the Met.

There'll be times when
you see me with brown hair

and then, now I
have blonde hair.

So, I will keep you guys
guessing this season.

You guys with the hot
chocolate and the biscuits,

- I love it.
- Oh, my God.

- Mm!
- Wow.

What's something you're looking
forward to in this next year?

I'm looking forward to going to
Orlando to take Rocky to Disney World.

- That's fun.
- In June.

Wow. What is something you want
to, like, leave in your past year?

Maybe like...

It could be, like, how
you said the word, "Yeah."

- Like, just what's something...
- Oh, I'm trying to not say, "Yeah."

I'm trying to say, "Yes."

I think what you should be doing, Kourt,
is trying to get rid of the word "like."

- Oh. Well, that's a given.
- That would be...

When I watch the edits of our
show, I make them take out "likes."

I'll go, "Take out as
many 'likes' as you can."

That must give
someone a full-time job.

- Totally.
- It does.

It's, like... Like...

So, like... Like...

- And I was like...
- Get to the punchline!

Just put it out there, like...

Like... In, like...
Almost, like,

like, I don't think we
know how to, like...

What?

But it's like... Editors...

Like, vibing. And
then I was like...

This, like...

But I was like...

And, like... You have
to, like, have, like...

Like, you can't, like, stop.

♪Happy birthday to you ♪

Wait, Kourtney's 45?

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

I remember it like it was
yesterday when Kourtney was born

and all the things you do when you
welcome your first child into the world.

She was so cute, so tiny.

And you blink and she's 45.

- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- Kourt.

- Okay, I need to make a really good wish.
- Really good one.

Okay, this is too long.

Never share your wish.

Holy moly, she's
really thinkin' about this wish.

You have to be intentional.
You have to be intentional...

- Yeah! Very specific.
- With your, with your wish.

Intentional.

Thank you. Everyone, beware.

It's made with what, breast-fed butter?

- Grass-fed.
- Oh, I thought you said "breast-fed."

It's made with
colostrum and breast-fed butter.

If you ever wanna make
a breast milk cake...

Ooh! Oh,
my God, should we?

- Yes.
- Kourtney's available.

♪ Never let 'em tell me
what's wrong or right ♪

♪ Now they wanna talk
all day, all night ♪

♪ Okay, alright, okay, alright ♪

- Hidey-ho, ho.
- Howdy, hoes.

With Lamar, I'm not
ready to talk right now.

It's giving me just a tad of anxiety,
but I don't need anyone's help.

I'm a grown-up.

- A little birdie told me...
- Hmm.

That you were doing
a roast for somebody.

- I think I am. Shouldn't I do it?
- Yes! We saw you do SNL.

- You're gonna thrive at this.
- Yeah.

- No, this is, this is right up your alley.
- It's funny. It's funny.

So, I've been asked to
do Tom Brady's roast,

and I thought, "Why not?
I'm really funny.

I should do this."

How are you feeling about Brad?

I love Brad. I think
he's so funny.

He's wild.

Brad Slater is my agent and
he is an amazing agent at WME.

I'm almost there.

Oh, my
God, I'm so excited for you right now.

You know, he's really
someone that has, like,

built this confidence
in me to help

get out some of these,
like, film and TV ideas.

- I know you're more nervous than me.
- I'm not nervous.

Khloé's like, "Hey,
who-who is this Brad person?

Can I work with him?"

And if I felt that with Brad,
I'd want to give that to Khloé.

- That energy is...
- His energy is like that nonstop.

I'm exhausted for him.

- Brad Slater?
- Mm-hm.

- Oh, I love him.
- Yeah.

I connected Khloé with him

because I want Khloé to
have everything that I have.

Mm!

Something that I don't think
Kimberly gets enough credit for

is how much she wants
everyone around her to win.

I was just like, "If you
have anything, like, for Khlo

and you're thinking
of anything..."

She always cheers
me on and believes in me

and that gives
somebody confidence.

- Also, what we wanna do is different too.
- Yeah.

I'm shedding the old me
and there's gonna be a new me.

This year, I know I have an agent and
now, I am excited to do the podcast.

He's a agent
hustler, like...

- Love it. Yeah.
- He will go to bat for you,

but he will get you
to believe that you...

- Totally.
- Can sell water to a whale.

- I know.
- You're like, "Damn."

He's coming here tomorrow
for, like, a two-hour meeting

- and I have to get my energy.
- For what?

Oh, you're welcome, guys.
I just gave you guys my...

I love it.

I've already said
thank you 100 times.

If she stole
from you, that's,

- that's a different story.
- No, I didn't.

- She's a double dipper.
- Mm-hm.

- No, I, um...
- She's like the Milky Way.

I did the same thing when I first
met him in the first meeting we had.

He goes, "What, what do
you want for your family?"

And I go, "Khloé should do this,
and this one should do this,

and that one has this dream, and
Kendall should do this, and..."

Well, he was Kim's. You
can't just be hawkin'

- him to...
- Well, he's an agent at WME

where we've been for 20 years.

I'm the manager, Brad's the agent. Of
course, we're talking to each other.

I have to organize stuff.

So, why wouldn't I be
talking to Brad, kids?

Still, if that's Kim's,

- you gotta still go pay homage to the...
- Totally.

My mom has the most severe case
of FOMO that one could ever have.

She needs to have what
everyone else is having,

do what everyone else is doing,
but also, live a life of leisure.

I always... I don't ever
go behind anyone's back.

- Yeah.
- I don't go behind anybody's back.

Well, yeah, if she just found out
you've had all these meetings,

- that, that is the definition of...
- I've had a million meetings with him.

- Well, yes, that's what we're saying.
- Well, I introduced him to you,

- so you knew what I was up to.
- Yeah.

Right.

So, what else are you up to?

We wanna now
know what you're up to.

- Yeah.
- Nothing.

So, now that you've swooped
in and taken my agent,

- I wanna know...
- Taken him.

- Whose agent does he think he is?
- Oh, it's just conversations

so far about Khloé.

But you just said
Kendall two seconds ago.

Uh, we... Yeah, we had,
like, a conversation.

Like, "What does Kendall wanna do?"

"What does Kylie want?"

- Uh, now it's Kylie?!
- Now it's Kylie?

- No, I meant different family members.
- No, no, but just keep...

- We're not doing this again, guys.
- Yes, we are.

- No, we're not.
- Why?

- We're not doing what? It's the truth!
- It's the reality!

This is actually in real...
You can't look down the barrel

of the lens and think
you're cutting it

- 'cause you're not.
- I'll call Brad Slater right now.

We're calling Brad.

I-I did... I never knew about him

- until he called her about a role.
- That's what she's saying.

- That's the whole point.
- That's what our...

Your
call has been forwarded...

Mm.

Saved. But did you text him,
"Don't answer Kim's call"?

Yeah. Just now.

He would never.

- He'll call me back in 0.2 seconds.
- He'll call back.

What we met about the
very first time was,

"What-What is your, like,
vision for your family?"

And the first thing I said was,
"Khloé should have a podcast.

"And that's my number one goal.

I've been trying to talk her into
it for two and a half years."

- He just gets it.
- He just, "I love Khloé.

"You're absolutely right.

This is the perfect venue
for her, blah-blah-blah."

And I said, "Well, I think
she needs to hear that

from somebody other
than her mom."

I really feel strongly that
you should have a podcast.

I am... overwhelmed with work
that I'm doing all on my own

'cause I have no
team, no support.

- I'm so turned off from all of this.
- You're spiraling.

Brad saw the podcast
episode and was like,

"Totally, Khloé
needs to do this."

But he understood my fears,
concerns, all of that.

We just today, I think,
finished the deal for X...

- Ooh, amazing.
- So I'm seeing...

Brad will let me know if,
like, everything went through.

My vision for the
podcast right now

is basically about, like,
what I'm curious about.

Whether it be co-parenting or
how do you date in this world,

and go all the way to,
like, an alien conversation.

The Mayan etchings on the walls.
I mean, I can go on and on.

Hm. Just got
a call from someone.

- Hi.
- Hey.

- So, I heard...
- What's goin' on?

Nothing, I'm... I heard you're
having a meeting with my mom.

Oh, my God. I am having
a meeting with your mom.

Um, but it's not
really about you guys.

- No offense.
- W-We heard.

What's it about?

What do you mean?

We're be... We're being nosy.

It's about her.

I'm about to get a huge
deal for her at Amazon...

to make her, like, the face
of the holidays, basically,

starting with Easter...

- As she should. Okay.
- All the way through...

Like, the goal is for her to be

whatever today's version
of Martha Stewart is

'cause you know
that's how she is.

She was amazing. I
brought the people

from Seattle down
to meet with her.

It is classic Kris
Jenner. And it's fine.

It's just so interesting
that, like...

she seems so interested
in our careers.

She's still getting her 10%
'cause that's what... they do.

But she actually shouldn't.
I might think about this.

Now that she's her own
star in her own right

and she's focusing
on her own career.

I don't know what she's
really managing these days.

Well, we got a lot
to catch up on on Amazon.

Obviously, we gotta talk about you,
Khloé, with your new signed deal, finally.

- Woo-hoo!
- Woo-hoo!

Okay, I'll call you later.

God, I was scared. I was
like, "What the is this?

Am I gonna get interrogated?"

- Yes, you are.
- I th... I think this was an interrogation.

This was an interrogation.

Alright, well, good
stuff. I'm glad you approve.

- I'll keep you posted on all.
- Okay.

Good job, Mommy.

Mom, the Amazonian.

So, wait, that was interesting.

- Hm.
- Huh.

- It always is back to Kris Jenner.
- Why not? Always, it comes back

- to Kris Jenner.
- Respect.

Hi.

- Ooh, look at how cool.
- Hi, guys. Sorry I can't move.

♪ Look how
beautiful you look ♪

Oh, thank you.

I have a wig on, so we're
having a little wig sitch.

My hair is blonde...

so I just wanted it dark today.

Are you ready with your remarks?

I'll look it over.

Today is the White House.
It's such a big day.

Vice President
Harris is announcing

that they are changing
some of the clemency laws

and letting some people out with
commutations and some pardons.

They're also announcing that the
Small Business Administration

is going to relax some of the
rules on background checks

- for getting loans to start businesses.
- Amazing.

So many people that are
coming home from prison

have these amazing ideas

and wanna start these
great businesses,

but then they're stuck
with the roadblock

of not being able to get a loan.

Now, that will change and will
change a lotta people's lives.

We're on our way to the White
House for the Second Chances Event.

Right now, they,

they look boobilicious.

This is just ridiculous
that this bra...

I sh... asked her to pack
a tank and she didn't.

- Do you want...
- I think... Do you wanna, like see...

- Erin has, like, a brand-new SKIMS thing.
- It's brand new. It's in your bag.

Let me just look.

I love being here, but I'm
also, literally, falling apart.

I mean, it's still boobing out.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Can we pull over?
- Pink bag?

- Oh, can you get it?
- You want me to get it?

- Yeah.
- It's a black sports bra in the pink bag.

Let's do it.

The only other option
I had is to switch

and put on the sports bra
that I wore on the flight here

so it has a higher neckline.

I'm just gonna have
to change here,

- is that okay?
- That's fine.

Okay. It's not in here.

- That's my underwear.
- Okay, it's, like,

it's gotta be somewhere.

- We can pull over here.
- I just am taking my top off,

- so if we're gonna be in view...
- Yeah, pull over 'cause the,

the security entrance is right
there, so you wanna wait.

So, you just wanna
make sure. There we go.

You got this.

I'm just spiraling.

We're gonna be so late.

I'm changing in the car,
trying to figure it out.

Wig's fallin' off. There was
just, like, a lot going on.

Can you put that in there?
I just threw my bra on you.

Nothing like a little wardrobe, wig
malfunction to get the day going.

- I hope no one can see in.
- I know.

We're ready.

- Ready?
- Yeah.

Chuck, have you ever
been to the White House?

- First time ever.
- How exciting!

I'm very excited.

It'll never get old
walking into the West Wing.

When you step foot
on the premises

is, like, this overwhelmingly
powerful feeling

where you just feel like
you wanna make change

and you wanna get shit done

and just make things
better in the world.

- Hi, how are you?
- Hi!

- Welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome.
- So nice to see you.

- How are you?
- Thank you for having me.

- I'm glad you're here.
- I'm so happy to be here.

I love everything
that you're doing.

It's... We have so
much good work to do.

- And this is a good day.
- I'm... Yeah, it really is.

They thought they were just
coming to have a meeting.

Oh, wow.

And then they learned
yesterday about the pardons.

- I love that.
- So, it's very exciting.

- Oh, I can't wait to hear their stories.
- Isn't that good? It's good.

You know, we're here for
some significant changes.

And I am so proud of
this administration

for creating these loans
for people that have records

that wouldn't be able
to get a loan otherwise.

So, I'm a big believer in
the power of redemption.

Everybody makes mistakes.

Yesterday, the President
issued a new round of pardons.

And today, we are then here to honor
some of the recipients of those pardons.

And I will now turn it
over to Kim Kardashian

who's been a wonderful advocate
on this and so many other issues.

Thank you. I just wanted to
start off by thanking you,

Madam Vice President, for
hosting this event today

and just for your
deep commitment

- to Second Chances.
- Thank you.

I am super honored to be here
to hear your stories today

and I think it's so important
to share them and amplify them.

A couple years ago, when I was
just getting into prison reform,

my focus was mainly on, "Okay,
how do we get someone home?"

Then you realize, "Well,
wait, once everyone gets home,

there's so many more
challenges that they face."

Like, you're not really free
with all of these probation laws.

So now, it's, like, digging
deeper and figuring out,

"Well, how do we make
that so much easier?"

So now, I'm so happy
that this administration

is really focusing on what
to do when you come home.

Now I'm able to take this
pardon and apply for, um...

I wanna be a probation officer
in a... with the U.S. government

so I can assist other people
in similar sit-situations

who need more access to
different, I guess, networkings.

Just a beautiful thing. And I'm
just so happy and just so elated

and I'm just so
thankful and grateful.

And... I'm just... I'm
grateful. I'm thankful.

We are... hope for somebody
else. We can do this.

Every time I've gone
and visited a prison,

I've met some of the smartest
individuals with the brightest ideas.

And to see the changes that are
happening to make their re-entry easier,

I think is gonna be life-changing
and give so many people hope.

It's just inspiring
and what pushes me

to wanna continue to
do the work that I do.

This has been such
a productive time

because we were able to
shed light on people that

got pardons and commutations

and how this process is changing
their lives for the better.

And so, again, I thank
the-the four of you

for showing what's possible

and being an example of
what we know is possible

all over our country every day.

Many, many people will benefit.

So again, thank you to the
four leaders in particular.

Thank you.

♪ All of the lows,
and all the highs ♪

It couldn't've
gone better, honestly.

I... It was such an
important conversation

and so inspirational meeting
with some of the people

that just found out
that they were pardoned

and just to see how it
will affect their lives

and to share their
stories with everyone,

I think will motivate a lot of
other people to never give up.

It's always inspiring to be here
and pushes me to wanna do more.

♪ I wanna feel ♪

♪ All of it,
whoa-oh-oh, all of it ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, all of it ♪

From the White House.

♪ I used to wait around and
think about the brighter days ♪

♪ And when I'm hurting ♪

♪ I find purpose just
to numb the pain ♪

♪ Just know it's
temporary, not forever ♪

♪ What you're waiting
for, it's now or never ♪

- Hi, baby.
- You look so pretty.

Mwah. As do you.

I'm at Malika's today and I
am going to see Lamar today.

He's gonna come to Malika's

and I have a bunch of his
stuff that I want to give him.

I'm poured for you already,
so you can join me.

I haven't had contact
with Lamar in nine years

and, and I just think it's
time to shed as much as I can.

Ooh.

I didn't have any
anxiety this morning.

I feel like I'm now just
getting a little anxious

just because I... haven't seen
this person in so many years

and we've had such history,

and the last time I did see him,
we didn't end on the best terms.

How are you feeling?

I'm fine. I just don't want...

to, like, make this a thing.

- Okay.
- Like, I was even like...

it's hot. I would've worn, like, a
short tank dress and, like, sneakers,

but I'm like, "Maybe that's,
like, giving too much."

So, if I'm in,
like, my uniform...

Oh, I couldn't agree more.

This... Like, I don't want this
to, like, read into anything more.

Do you know what I mean?
This is very weird.

I haven't told any of
my sisters or my mom.

I think that was a great way to do this.

'Cause I honestly think that Kris
would've been pulling up right behind you.

She would've been crying.

- I'm like, "Shut up. Grow up."
- No. It would've been... Just...

You don't need to feel
any kinda way about this

'cause, actually...
he's really nervous.

I think he kinda feels the
same way that you feel,

that it's, like, the same way you
would maybe meet up with someone

from high school or something
from a long time ago

'cause you still care
about that person.

It's good to know that
there's no bad blood.

I don't have bad blood.
I don't have any blood.

Like, there's no feelings.

- Like, this is...
- You just have his stuff.

Yeah, I just wanna... I
want him to have his stuff.

- Okay.
- This is yours, and that's it.

Like, I wish I could just do that
and, like, not have a conversation.

You're thinking the worst.

Maybe I should leave you there 'cause
sometimes if you think the worst,

it ends up being better.

I honestly think
timing is everything.

I think this is the perfect
timing to have this chat

because it's the very
end of my 39th year

and I am ready to start

my 40s fresh and free and as...

released from as much
shit as I can be.

So, he was supposed to be here
at 3:00 and isn't on time?

We didn't actually think
he was gonna be on time, did we?

No, but who has the
energy for this?

Movin' to the speed
of his own drum.

I had to break contact with him

because Lamar was repeating
some of the same behaviors

that I just couldn't stand for.

And I was shocked that he was

repeating those
behaviors himself

coming out of the
whole Vegas accident.

Twenty-six minutes
late is, like... rude.

- It's rude.
- It's rude.

I rented Lamar a house
next door to my home.

He was staying there
with caretakers,

rehabilitating and learning how to
walk and talk and all these things.

I needed him close to me
because I had to take him

to all of his appointments
and make sure he was being...

supported, watched... He-He
couldn't be left alone

'cause he could barely
speak at the time.

Who's 30 minutes
late to anything?

I went over the house to say bye

'cause I was going to
Scott Disick's birthday

and I went to say bye
and I walked in on Lamar

doing things that he, in my
opinion, shouldn't have been doing.

And I was very upset.

What are you, antsy?

I said to him, "I'm going to Vegas.
You need to be out by Monday."

That's it, I'm done.
I've given all I can give

and I've tried to help
all that I could help.

And I haven't seen
Lamar since that day.

I just don't get the point
of us having empty glasses.

Get it together.

- Hello.
- Hey.

Hey. Oh, these are
for you, Khloé.

- Oh, you have yourself on your shirt.
- Mm.

- How you doin'?
- Nice to see you.

- Thank you.
- You too. No problem.

And a cake? Oh, and champagne?

Yeah.
Yeah, a little bit.

- Can I sit next to you?
- Sure.

You wanna sit this close?

How are we gonna
talk to each other?

I'm sorry.

Do you need some water?

Yeah, a little bit.

Malik, can you get
some water, please?

Yes.

- Don't be nervous. Everything's fine.
- Yeah? I got you.

I'm not gonna do or say
anything that's scary.

- Yeah?
- There you go, love.

- Thank you.
- Put that down for you.

Where's my
brother at? Where's Rob?

He's at home. This is
Malika's house.

- He wants to see Rob.
- I think that's why I was expectin'...

That's why I was
expectin' to see Rob

- 'cause it's Malika's house.
- You thought he lived here?

- No, that's a joke.
- It's a joke.

We're all hopeful.

What?

- We're... The time isn't over yet.
- No?

We're all hopeful.
Why are you nervous?

I haven't seen you in so long.

- I know.
- You make me nervous.

Well, the 52 minutes of
being late is really lovely.

I was out shopping
and being thoughtful.

Mm.

- So, it ran overtime.
- Are you gonna talk this low?

- I said, "It ran overtime."
- Mm.

Just in the first
glance of seeing Lamar,

I feel a little bit of,
"God this is so familiar

and so unchartered
all at the same time."

I don't know this
person anymore.

- I don't know. It's really...
- It's just a mind- .

I don't know how
else to explain it.

How's your mom, huh?

She's good. She doesn't
know I'm seeing you.

She would be... she
would be here

- if she knew.
- She would be here.

Do you need a minute?

No.

What are you so nervous about?

- Everything's fine.
- What?

I don't know, Khloé.

How long has it been

- since I've seen you?
- Take a breather.

- How long has it been?
- The last time I've seen you,

I don't know, was... I
was leavin' for Las Vegas,

kicking you out of the
Calabasas house.

That was the last time I
saw you. What year was that?

- '16? Yeah. 2016.
- I feel like 2016 sounds about right.

And what are you doing now?

Little bit of
this, little bit of that.

Okay.

- Just hustlin'.
- She's like, "What is that?"

- Right?
- Hustle man.

Hustlin'.

He is visibly uncomfortable.
He's nervous. He's sweating.

I don't know what he thinks about
me, like if I'm gonna go off on him

or he just seems
very... he seems scared.

And I don't want anyone
to be that uncomfortable.

It's just makin' me
more uncomfortable, too.

This is for you.

- Aw, Khloé, you are the best.
- Hm.

Just as you left it.

Hmm.

When I was moving, I found this
diamond angel wing necklace of Lamar's.

I probably made it for him for his
birthday or something like that.

But I custom-made
him three angel wings

and it's two white
diamond angel wings

that represent his mom and
his grandma who passed away,

and their names are
engraved on the back.

- Can I hug you?
- Mm-hm.

And then, a yellow diamond
one that represents his son

who passed away, um, when
he was about six months old.

You got your angel wings on you, your
grandmother, your mom, and your son.

Yeah.

I have no idea how I've even had
this in my possession for so long

because this was something
that he wore on a daily basis,

so I don't know how it
even parted ways with him.

Khloé, that is crazy.

That I still had that?

- Isn't that crazy?
- You didn't even tell me

- about that part.
- I didn't tell you about that?

- The wings that I found?
- No.

Yeah. This, randomly...
I was giving...

My mom looks like she had a
night before she took that picture.

You know what? When you
showed me this for the first time,

that's exactly what you said.

You better hold onto your
mom's driver's license photo

'cause you can't get that again.

- Lamar...
- Yes, ma'am.

- ...you have wings, sir.
- I know.

And then that's your
Sixth Man of the Year.

Let me see that.
Let me see that.

- Go open it.
- I'll get a razor.

I'll get something to cut
it open. Give me a second.

You could
just pull it open.

- No, I'll cut it.
- Malika. He's...

- Cut it.
- Then you... Open that.

Oh, shit.

I don't have a lot of
emotion for this meeting.

Team U.S.A. stuff.

Oh, my weddin' bands.

I have dealt with so much trauma
in this relationship for years

and this was such
the love of my life

that to learn how
to unlove someone,

to have to go through all that,

it's almost like a death.

- My wife is the shit.
- Okay, calm down.

So, him calling me his wife,
I mean, words are empty.

I won the Sixth Man of the Year
award and we were shooting our show.

Yes.

♪ I know we'll get there ♪

And we were married.

Like, when it was great,
it was spectacular.

When it was bad,
it was horrific.

There wasn't a
lot of in-between.

We went full-throttle or
hit the emergency brake.

♪ A new day coming ♪

- First and only Laker.
- Facts.

It's crazy you
kept that with you.

- Huh?
- You are the shit.

Thank you.

Mm.

What?

It's like out of body of... out of
body right now for me a little bit.

- Why?
- I don't know.

- He look like you a lot.
- Huh?

Your little boy
look like you a lot.

That's
what people say.

How are you doing?

Good.

But like, for real,
how are you doing?

I can see Lamar's having
such a hard time speaking

and I understand.

We have been through so much.

Maybe I remind him of a time in his
life that is a really dark time, too.

I don't know.

But, right now, it's just
uncomfortable memories and feelings.

I took you through a lot, huh?

Yes.

I can't say that was
the easiest time.

No, not for me either.

Yeah, I up.

- With what?
- With you.

I love, I love you for trying
your hardest with me, man.

Thank you.

And I don't... That love, I
don't think it'll ever go away.

I know it won't.

Next on The Kardashians...

- I'm like...
- The truth hurts.

But let me tell you,
it hurts one time.

- Wouldn't...
- A lie hurts 7,000 times.

His fault.

I was devastated for my child.

She thought that was
her happily ever after.

We'll
see you guys there!

Travis bought this
beautiful car.

I don't even know if
I would drive it on the freeway, babe.

What could go wrong?

Shit, babe. Shit.

Today is...

♪ Met Monday ♪

Hi, Kendall!

I will never, ever
do a roast again.

Am I supposed to sit
there and be like,

"How innovative! You
called me a whore"?

♪ Turning the page, it's
a brand-new chapter ♪

♪ Off to better days,
embracing what comes after ♪

♪ Shedding doubts like
an old way of thinking ♪

♪ A new journey and there's
no way I'm sinking no more ♪

♪ It's only up from here,
up from here, I'm sure ♪

♪ I'm seeing crystal clear ♪

♪ I'm riding away, no matter
what I, no matter what ♪

♪ If I fall, I
just bounce back ♪

I got married at 24,

and my mom was so excited
to take me to a store

and show me how to, like, add
things to a wedding registry.

And, of course, she took me to

the most expensive
store in Beverly Hills.

I go, "My friends can't afford this
stuff. Like, who's buying me all this?

Where's the gun that you
click things and add?"

And she's like, "This isn't
Target. They don't have that here."

And I was like, "Oh, my God. Okay."