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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:31,209 --> 00:03:35,417 This story begins as all stories begin. 2 00:03:36,251 --> 00:03:37,667 It was a dark and stormy night. 3 00:03:37,959 --> 00:03:39,084 Lightning streaked the sky. 4 00:03:39,292 --> 00:03:40,834 The clouds rumbled ominously. 5 00:03:41,459 --> 00:03:43,376 And a man named Bipin... 6 00:03:43,667 --> 00:03:47,042 ...was coming home with a little orphan. 7 00:03:57,167 --> 00:04:00,792 Bipin lived with his termagant of a mother. 8 00:04:01,626 --> 00:04:04,251 And his wife who was even more of a terror. 9 00:04:04,709 --> 00:04:07,709 In her world, every relationship was a deal. 10 00:04:08,042 --> 00:04:09,876 Her world was a marketplace. 11 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:16,167 And in her marketplace, a child with no antecedents counted for nothing. 12 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:23,251 Bipin's mother and wife rejected the child at first glance. 13 00:04:27,751 --> 00:04:30,084 But thanks to her survival instinct... 14 00:04:30,959 --> 00:04:33,334 ...the little one would not be budged. 15 00:04:33,584 --> 00:04:34,959 - Alert! Alert! 16 00:04:35,167 --> 00:04:36,417 ' Danger! 17 00:05:31,626 --> 00:05:36,792 Bipin never told anyone where the girl came from or why he brought her home. 18 00:05:39,626 --> 00:05:42,501 Never. And the termagants asked quite often. 19 00:06:08,751 --> 00:06:10,292 One day, Bipin found out... 20 00:06:11,417 --> 00:06:13,792 ...that his motherless tyke was a baby owl. 21 00:06:14,376 --> 00:06:16,209 Her friends were bats. 22 00:06:18,792 --> 00:06:21,209 He tried everything he could... 23 00:06:21,792 --> 00:06:25,376 ...but he could not get her to sleep, perchance to dream. 24 00:06:26,459 --> 00:06:28,084 She stayed awake all night. 25 00:06:28,584 --> 00:06:30,917 But all day, she was awake too. 26 00:06:31,751 --> 00:06:34,667 But Bipin was not one to give up. 27 00:06:37,584 --> 00:06:41,126 One day, he gave his princess a box. 28 00:06:42,376 --> 00:06:43,626 It was a dream box. 29 00:06:43,792 --> 00:06:44,376 Dreams? 30 00:06:45,084 --> 00:06:48,667 Every day, he drew her a new dream, just for her. 31 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:54,167 All this in the forlorn hope that his princess would one day sleep... 32 00:06:54,417 --> 00:06:55,876 ...and learn the joy of dreaming. 33 00:06:57,084 --> 00:07:03,209 But every princess needs a prince to coax her to the Land of Nod. 34 00:07:22,292 --> 00:07:26,667 "Riding a whim, I'm on my way..." 35 00:07:29,792 --> 00:07:34,584 "We were meant to meet, some day, some way..." 36 00:07:37,709 --> 00:07:42,417 "Riding a whim, I'm on my way..." 37 00:07:45,292 --> 00:07:50,084 "We were meant to meet, some day, some way..." 38 00:07:53,084 --> 00:07:57,959 "Riding a whim, I'm on my way..." 39 00:08:07,334 --> 00:08:08,876 Who is this numbskull? 40 00:08:16,501 --> 00:08:17,876 Sorry, Daddy-O, I'm... 41 00:08:18,126 --> 00:08:19,876 What d'you mean 'sorry'? Can't you look where you're going? 42 00:08:20,084 --> 00:08:22,626 Blind turn back there, right? Didn't see it. 43 00:08:23,209 --> 00:08:24,376 You aren't blind, are you? 44 00:08:24,751 --> 00:08:26,209 I said, sorry, innit? 45 00:08:29,001 --> 00:08:31,376 Hey, blind bat, what are you looking at? 46 00:08:32,167 --> 00:08:33,251 Look at me and talk. 47 00:08:33,626 --> 00:08:36,626 You didn't see my car when you had to. Now look at me and talk. 48 00:08:36,834 --> 00:08:38,709 Yo, I said sorry three times. 49 00:08:39,042 --> 00:08:40,084 What more do you want? 50 00:08:40,959 --> 00:08:41,834 C'mon give one back. 51 00:08:42,376 --> 00:08:43,167 What? 52 00:08:43,376 --> 00:08:44,126 Return a sorry. 53 00:08:44,292 --> 00:08:44,709 What? 54 00:08:44,917 --> 00:08:48,501 Until you return one of my 'sorries', I won't move. 55 00:08:48,834 --> 00:08:49,917 Who returns apologies? 56 00:08:50,084 --> 00:08:54,542 You do. Give one back or I stay put. 57 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:04,209 - I've dealt with his kind before. 58 00:09:04,417 --> 00:09:06,459 - Stay in the car. Let me deal with this. 59 00:09:12,542 --> 00:09:13,417 Get this bike out of the way. 60 00:09:13,667 --> 00:09:15,584 Won't. Whatcher gonna do about it? 61 00:09:16,501 --> 00:09:17,876 - Hey - Hey-ey! 62 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,251 - Hey-ey-eY - Hey-ey-eY-e)! 63 00:09:21,751 --> 00:09:22,584 You wanna make something of this? 64 00:09:22,751 --> 00:09:24,126 Do you know who I am? 65 00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:25,626 Who are you? 66 00:09:26,584 --> 00:09:27,459 Why would I tell you? 67 00:09:29,292 --> 00:09:30,126 Do you know who I am? 68 00:09:30,292 --> 00:09:31,626 Why would I want to know? 69 00:09:34,667 --> 00:09:35,376 Bipin! 70 00:09:36,709 --> 00:09:38,876 Bipin? Who's the hot broad? 71 00:09:40,042 --> 00:09:41,001 Down, boy. 72 00:09:41,542 --> 00:09:45,292 Geetu, wait in the car. Let me handle this. 73 00:09:47,876 --> 00:09:48,584 Where are you going, Eesha? 74 00:09:48,751 --> 00:09:50,459 - To help? - But Eesha... 75 00:09:50,834 --> 00:09:51,751 Can I help? 76 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:54,709 Eesha, it's okay. I'll manage. Wait in the car. 77 00:09:55,292 --> 00:09:56,167 Hey, Eesha! 78 00:09:56,876 --> 00:09:57,626 Hi. 79 00:09:57,959 --> 00:09:58,751 Hey! 80 00:10:42,792 --> 00:10:43,459 Wow!! 81 00:10:44,667 --> 00:10:46,167 Triumph Thunderbird Storm, 82 00:10:47,126 --> 00:10:48,584 270 degree firing interval. 83 00:10:48,917 --> 00:10:51,292 Really? I thought it was 250 degrees. 84 00:10:51,501 --> 00:10:53,167 270, Beeps. Parallel Twin. 85 00:10:53,376 --> 00:10:54,876 You know so much about so much. 86 00:10:55,084 --> 00:10:56,459 Interested in bikes, are ya? 87 00:10:57,292 --> 00:10:58,626 In everything. 88 00:10:58,959 --> 00:10:59,584 Alia. 89 00:10:59,751 --> 00:11:02,876 Ooh Ia la. Alia. Jagjinder Joginder. 90 00:11:03,209 --> 00:11:04,501 - Who is this? - It's me, sir. 91 00:11:05,292 --> 00:11:06,751 So you had to tell me in the end. 92 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,834 Whatever, dude. Look, lemme move my belly-shover. 93 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:11,792 That's right, move it along. You lot, get in the car. 94 00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:14,042 You, get that out of the way. 95 00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:15,876 One sorry on your account, Daddy-O. 96 00:11:16,084 --> 00:11:16,709 Move! 97 00:11:17,792 --> 00:11:18,709 Love you too! 98 00:12:02,209 --> 00:12:04,001 It's a fairy-castle! 99 00:12:04,251 --> 00:12:05,334 It's beautiful! 100 00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:10,667 Are you happy, kiddo? 101 00:12:10,959 --> 00:12:12,751 Yes Dad, it's perfect! 102 00:12:13,251 --> 00:12:15,667 Why wouldn't it be? Mummyji has paid for it. 103 00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:19,542 And now if you're done with your little Iovefest, can we go in? 104 00:12:19,959 --> 00:12:21,292 Mummyji will be waiting. 105 00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:24,876 My picture small? 106 00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:26,209 That small? 107 00:12:26,542 --> 00:12:27,459 That small? 108 00:12:33,751 --> 00:12:35,084 OMG! 109 00:12:35,876 --> 00:12:37,709 This is like K3G! 110 00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:38,959 Totally! 111 00:12:39,209 --> 00:12:40,626 Hi, Ria, Pia. 112 00:12:40,876 --> 00:12:42,126 - Hi, FTB. - Hi, FTB. 113 00:12:42,334 --> 00:12:43,584 Oh sorry...FTB? 114 00:12:43,751 --> 00:12:45,084 - Father of the bride! - Father of the bride! 115 00:12:45,376 --> 00:12:47,167 Father of the bride is in trouble. 116 00:12:48,584 --> 00:12:52,542 Why is my photograph so small on this magazine cover? 117 00:12:52,792 --> 00:12:53,959 Give me answers! 118 00:12:54,334 --> 00:12:55,459 Tell her, no? 119 00:12:56,626 --> 00:12:58,126 I want answers! 120 00:12:58,501 --> 00:13:02,667 - Bipin will know, Mummyji. - Where is he? Get him here. Now. 121 00:13:03,792 --> 00:13:06,834 I've emptied my pockets for this wedding and this ingrate... 122 00:13:08,167 --> 00:13:09,292 - They're right when they say... 123 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:13,001 If you meet a snake and an Arora on the road, kill the Arora. 124 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:16,959 Mummyji, you're also an Arora. 125 00:13:18,001 --> 00:13:19,084 Straighten that pink paw. 126 00:13:20,959 --> 00:13:24,001 You should have been squished out at birth. 127 00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:25,501 Snakelet! 128 00:13:27,209 --> 00:13:27,792 Yes, Mummyji. 129 00:13:28,001 --> 00:13:29,251 Snake in my bosom! 130 00:13:30,834 --> 00:13:31,584 Yes, Mummyji. 131 00:13:31,834 --> 00:13:32,584 Cobra. 132 00:13:33,792 --> 00:13:34,542 Yes, Mummyji. 133 00:13:34,834 --> 00:13:37,334 What do they call that snake, which coils about you and kills you? 134 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:38,792 A boa constrictor, Mummyji 135 00:13:40,542 --> 00:13:41,251 Boa! 136 00:13:43,334 --> 00:13:47,792 Bipin! Thank God! Bipin, where are Eesha and Alia? 137 00:13:47,959 --> 00:13:49,042 Waiting for you. 138 00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:50,584 Bipin, you should know... 139 00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:51,792 - What? - Take it off. 140 00:13:51,959 --> 00:13:53,001 Take what off? 141 00:13:53,209 --> 00:13:55,001 Your shades. 142 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:56,376 Bye, Mummyji. 143 00:13:58,501 --> 00:13:59,501 Good morning! 144 00:14:01,292 --> 00:14:02,292 Where were you? 145 00:14:02,584 --> 00:14:04,209 I've been waiting for you forever. 146 00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:10,459 Look at this magazine. Why is Fundwani's photo bigger than mine? 147 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:14,001 Fundwani paid for the photo. We paid for the article. 148 00:14:14,501 --> 00:14:16,709 But now we'll all be one big happy family so what's the difference, Mummyji? 149 00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:21,084 It makes a difference! I don't care if he's paid for the entire magazine. 150 00:14:21,334 --> 00:14:22,876 Who's paying for this wedding? 151 00:14:23,376 --> 00:14:25,334 You are, Mummyji. Who else can? 152 00:14:25,959 --> 00:14:27,376 Explain that to him. 153 00:14:31,209 --> 00:14:35,292 Why do you think I've brought that fatso up? 154 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:40,542 When you sacrifice the goat, you eat the meat. 155 00:14:41,584 --> 00:14:42,876 - Come on... come on... 156 00:14:43,001 --> 00:14:44,376 Come on, BTB! BTB! 157 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:45,542 BTB! 158 00:14:46,084 --> 00:14:48,584 Deep breaths, deep breaths... 159 00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:50,542 What is BTB? 160 00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:51,917 - Come on! - Bride-to-be! 161 00:14:52,334 --> 00:14:54,084 - Breathe in... breathe in. 162 00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:57,876 I can't. You've cut it way too small, Uncle. 163 00:14:58,126 --> 00:15:00,626 Shut your face. I opened it out four inches in Delhi and then it fit. 164 00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,834 But now you've come here and swelled up again. 165 00:15:03,001 --> 00:15:06,376 This is a brilliant sketch of your Robin. 166 00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:07,751 Very nice. 167 00:15:07,917 --> 00:15:08,751 Thanks. 168 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:10,751 They're for Eesha. 169 00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:12,001 - You can do it. 170 00:15:12,501 --> 00:15:14,709 Try the upper hooks. 171 00:15:16,209 --> 00:15:17,459 - Hi baby. - Hi Mama. 172 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:18,292 Say no. 173 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:19,542 Do you know? 174 00:15:20,417 --> 00:15:25,584 The average chocolate has the legs of eight insects in it. 175 00:15:26,001 --> 00:15:26,917 Eight! 176 00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:30,792 As they make the chocolate, the bug feet fall in. 177 00:15:31,751 --> 00:15:33,292 This is no average chocolate, Alia. 178 00:15:33,501 --> 00:15:34,292 It's a fact. 179 00:15:34,459 --> 00:15:36,001 Have another one, after this, okay? 180 00:15:36,626 --> 00:15:38,167 How much are you going to stuff her? 181 00:15:38,417 --> 00:15:39,626 This won't fit her. 182 00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:41,834 So what? Make a new one. 183 00:15:42,292 --> 00:15:43,667 This is one of my best, okay? 184 00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:46,876 Okay guys, it's time for the breakfast rehearsal! 185 00:15:47,376 --> 00:15:48,501 Breakfast rehearsal? 186 00:15:48,667 --> 00:15:49,667 Mummyji is waiting. 187 00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:51,626 Babla, who are you shooting? 188 00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:52,542 Auntie Geetu. 189 00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:53,167 No... 190 00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:57,584 Boom...boom...boom 191 00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:00,126 Boom...boom...boom 192 00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:05,667 Eggs Benedict with Hollandaise, caviar on omelette 193 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:11,167 Eggs Benedict with Hollandaise, caviar on omelette 194 00:16:12,084 --> 00:16:16,792 Beans on brisket, eggs fried sunny side-up 195 00:16:17,292 --> 00:16:23,834 Sausages on the side, hash browns and sun-dried tomatoes. 196 00:16:30,501 --> 00:16:31,751 And my parathas? 197 00:16:32,251 --> 00:16:33,167 And my parathas? 198 00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:34,542 And my parathas? 199 00:16:35,292 --> 00:16:37,792 Mummyji! Parathas, here? 200 00:16:38,292 --> 00:16:39,459 Do you want me to starve to death? 201 00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:42,251 Who's going to make parathas here? 202 00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,292 Will an aaloo paratha work for you, Kamlaji? 203 00:16:46,209 --> 00:16:48,084 And don't forget your blood pressure medication. 204 00:16:48,334 --> 00:16:49,751 Your pressure's been a bit high, hasn't it? 205 00:16:52,376 --> 00:16:53,542 "What a hottie-hottie!" 206 00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:57,167 "What a hottie-hottie!" 207 00:16:58,667 --> 00:16:59,251 "Yeah!" 208 00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:00,126 You! 209 00:17:00,751 --> 00:17:01,376 How are you, sir? 210 00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,334 This is Jagjinder Joginder from Biji's. 211 00:17:03,709 --> 00:17:05,376 Your friendly wedding organizer. 212 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,959 Up to now, you've been talking to my CEO, Khushwant Kaur. 213 00:17:09,751 --> 00:17:10,292 YOU! 214 00:17:10,626 --> 00:17:12,209 You must be Eesha? 215 00:17:12,792 --> 00:17:13,751 The happy bride? 216 00:17:14,126 --> 00:17:15,376 We've got Eggs Benedict for you. 217 00:17:15,584 --> 00:17:16,709 - Thank you. - Your favourite, right? 218 00:17:17,251 --> 00:17:19,126 - You! - And you are? 219 00:17:20,709 --> 00:17:21,251 Ooh la Ia? 220 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,417 Alia! 221 00:17:24,292 --> 00:17:26,751 Ooh la Ia Alia. Of course. Nice to meet you, Alia. 222 00:17:28,042 --> 00:17:28,626 You? 223 00:17:28,876 --> 00:17:31,251 What is this you-you-you? You whistling or something? 224 00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,876 Not whistling, Mummyji, it's just that he's who... 225 00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:36,376 If you're through with the you and the who... 226 00:17:36,501 --> 00:17:38,542 ...Ladies, are we ready for the dance rehearsal? 227 00:17:38,751 --> 00:17:41,834 Kamlaji, if you need anything, just let me know. 228 00:17:41,959 --> 00:17:44,376 - OMG. - So hot. 229 00:17:44,626 --> 00:17:45,667 Like, totally! 230 00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:47,584 Great. Okay? 231 00:17:48,042 --> 00:17:49,417 What are you up to? 232 00:17:49,709 --> 00:17:51,209 On the right, white flowers. 233 00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:53,084 - Okay, JJ, we got it. - Hey, Tenthouse. 234 00:17:55,917 --> 00:17:57,084 How may I help you, sir? 235 00:17:58,001 --> 00:17:59,042 Who do you think you are? 236 00:17:59,209 --> 00:18:02,376 No one sir. Just a creature. No special features. 237 00:18:02,584 --> 00:18:05,167 Oh yeah? And out there, you were all muscles and machismo. 238 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,417 Outside, you were also a different man, weren't you, Daddy-O? 239 00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:08,876 What do you mean? 240 00:18:09,126 --> 00:18:11,501 Outdoors? He roars! In his house, he's a mouse. 241 00:18:11,751 --> 00:18:15,001 So I changed as well. Take it or leave it. 242 00:18:15,209 --> 00:18:17,834 - Take what? - Hey JJ, check those flowers. 243 00:18:18,334 --> 00:18:19,209 Perfect... 244 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:46,376 Hey! 245 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:50,459 A for apple, B for ball, C for Come, D for Dance. 246 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:51,667 Bye. 247 00:18:57,084 --> 00:18:57,501 Hey! 248 00:18:57,751 --> 00:19:01,084 One...two...three...four... five...six...seven...eight. 249 00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:04,751 One...two...three...four... five...six...seven...eight. 250 00:19:05,084 --> 00:19:08,542 One...two...three...four... five...six...seven...eight. 251 00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:13,792 "I wanna be with you" - Come on, one... two...three...four...five...six...seven...eight. 252 00:19:15,417 --> 00:19:16,417 So much work. 253 00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:18,792 Four...five...six...seven...eight. 254 00:20:05,584 --> 00:20:06,292 Beeps. 255 00:20:45,334 --> 00:20:46,459 Magnum 44. 256 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:49,417 Hey Vipul? 257 00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:52,292 - Yes, Mummyji? - I want one of those. 258 00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:54,042 What? 259 00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:55,209 A Sun! 260 00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:22,626 I want to fire one too. Before the wedding. 261 00:21:23,084 --> 00:21:23,876 What, Mummyji? 262 00:21:26,501 --> 00:21:28,001 "This is the crazy..." 263 00:21:29,959 --> 00:21:31,376 "This is the crazy..." 264 00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:34,959 This is the crazy... 265 00:21:35,459 --> 00:21:36,626 Life is a b*tch! 266 00:21:36,834 --> 00:21:37,834 "This is the crazy..." 267 00:21:38,042 --> 00:21:39,459 It's a beach, sir. 268 00:21:40,251 --> 00:21:42,709 I am rich All is well, all is well. 269 00:21:42,959 --> 00:21:43,584 Come. 270 00:21:44,251 --> 00:21:45,334 Welcome, sir. 271 00:21:46,751 --> 00:21:47,917 You, Chinese? 272 00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:49,751 No, sir, Japanese. 273 00:21:50,501 --> 00:21:51,792 "This is the crazy..." 274 00:21:51,959 --> 00:21:53,417 The Fundwanis are here. 275 00:21:54,126 --> 00:21:55,167 "Crazy, man!" 276 00:21:59,167 --> 00:22:03,417 Welcome! It is a pleasure to do business with you, Mr. Fundwani 277 00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:08,084 This is the funtastic, but Mummyji please call me the Harry. 278 00:22:08,917 --> 00:22:10,792 This partnership is my pleasure... 279 00:22:11,042 --> 00:22:13,709 ...for the whole Sindhi community, pleasure, pleasure... 280 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:15,334 ...pleasure! 281 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:17,042 Funtastic family. 282 00:22:17,459 --> 00:22:18,751 Welcome, welcome to the family. 283 00:22:18,959 --> 00:22:22,042 We are already family. 284 00:22:22,292 --> 00:22:24,501 Every Sindhi is the family. 285 00:22:25,209 --> 00:22:28,292 The Harry, may I tell you a custom of our family? 286 00:22:28,501 --> 00:22:29,084 Sure. 287 00:22:29,209 --> 00:22:32,251 On the happy occasion of this wedding... 288 00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:35,959 ...we would like to gift you as much gold as Eesha's weight. 289 00:22:37,876 --> 00:22:41,209 25,000 X 90 = Oh. My. God. 290 00:22:41,542 --> 00:22:42,917 - Come fast, my bro! 291 00:22:43,917 --> 00:22:45,917 "Robin, my bro, Robin!" 292 00:22:47,501 --> 00:22:49,626 "Robin, my bro, Robin!" 293 00:22:51,126 --> 00:22:53,126 "Robin, my bro, Robin!" 294 00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:56,376 "Robin, my bro, Robin!" 295 00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:59,459 "Robin, my bro!" 296 00:23:00,501 --> 00:23:01,251 PP. 297 00:23:02,542 --> 00:23:03,292 PP. 298 00:23:04,126 --> 00:23:04,584 PP. 299 00:23:04,792 --> 00:23:06,626 PP, Mummy-ji. 300 00:23:07,417 --> 00:23:08,459 What is PP? 301 00:23:08,792 --> 00:23:10,876 'Pairi pauna' (I touch your feet). 302 00:23:11,167 --> 00:23:12,209 'Pairi pauna'! 303 00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:14,709 Touch his feet. 304 00:23:15,667 --> 00:23:19,126 Nice. Nice. Must buy this property. 305 00:23:19,417 --> 00:23:22,709 Hey no flirting now. You can do all that after marriage. 306 00:23:23,084 --> 00:23:25,209 Marriage reminds me: is everything organized? 307 00:23:25,334 --> 00:23:25,876 Yes, sir. 308 00:23:26,126 --> 00:23:29,792 Karan is coming, isn't he? Hiroo simply insisted. 309 00:23:30,376 --> 00:23:31,167 Hiroo? 310 00:23:31,709 --> 00:23:33,959 Are you the crazy? You don't know Hiroo Aunty? 311 00:23:34,209 --> 00:23:35,126 She's Karan's Mumma. 312 00:23:35,376 --> 00:23:37,542 Oh Karan Johar. Yes sir. He was inquiring after you. 313 00:23:37,834 --> 00:23:39,084 - Really? - Yeah. 314 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:42,376 Of course, of course. He's my fan, my fan, y'kn0w. 315 00:23:43,209 --> 00:23:45,001 - All the rich people are my frands. - All? 316 00:23:45,167 --> 00:23:47,167 - And the rich people are all Sindhi. 317 00:23:47,542 --> 00:23:50,792 - After all, I am the Chairman of the UN Sindhi Association. 318 00:23:51,001 --> 00:23:51,584 - Oh, UN? 319 00:23:51,792 --> 00:23:53,459 That's why we couldn't have the wedding there. 320 00:23:53,626 --> 00:23:55,209 Or we'd have to invite Lilibet, see? 321 00:23:55,459 --> 00:23:56,959 Too much publicity. Don't like.. 322 00:23:57,167 --> 00:23:57,792 Lilibet? 323 00:23:58,042 --> 00:23:59,584 Queen Elizabeth? 324 00:24:00,459 --> 00:24:01,209 Queen Elizabeth? 325 00:24:01,376 --> 00:24:02,501 Queen Elizabeth! 326 00:24:02,751 --> 00:24:03,459 Is she Sindhi too? 327 00:24:03,626 --> 00:24:05,334 Of course, she's Sindhi. 328 00:24:05,584 --> 00:24:07,917 Her son's pushing sixty but he still lives with her. 329 00:24:12,792 --> 00:24:14,501 You're looking good. 330 00:24:15,376 --> 00:24:16,292 I know. 331 00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,876 The world's best people are Sindhis. 332 00:24:23,792 --> 00:24:25,751 That explains this locket. 333 00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:29,251 S for...? 334 00:24:30,084 --> 00:24:31,542 Let me guess. Let me guess. 335 00:24:33,417 --> 00:24:34,334 S for Superman? 336 00:24:34,667 --> 00:24:35,667 No! 337 00:24:36,626 --> 00:24:38,001 One more chance. 338 00:24:39,834 --> 00:24:41,001 S for Scarface. 339 00:24:41,584 --> 00:24:42,542 Not at all! 340 00:24:44,542 --> 00:24:45,417 Last chance. 341 00:24:47,709 --> 00:24:48,542 S for Son-in-law? 342 00:24:49,751 --> 00:24:52,667 No, ya loser, S for Sindhi 343 00:24:53,334 --> 00:24:55,959 The sunny Sindhi, the Sindhi as suns. 344 00:24:59,751 --> 00:25:00,626 For me?! 345 00:25:16,001 --> 00:25:17,084 Come, come, come. 346 00:25:17,417 --> 00:25:18,459 Baby doll! 347 00:25:31,001 --> 00:25:32,376 Bipin, I love you! 348 00:25:32,709 --> 00:25:33,542 What a welcome! 349 00:29:21,251 --> 00:29:22,876 - How dare you touch my brother? - Sir... 350 00:29:23,042 --> 00:29:24,876 - No, let it be. Don't want to spoil the celebration. 351 00:29:25,001 --> 00:29:25,501 Sir... 352 00:29:25,626 --> 00:29:26,959 - I'm talking to you. Look at me. 353 00:29:27,126 --> 00:29:28,584 - How did you dare? - Sir! 354 00:29:28,792 --> 00:29:31,459 Hold on. I'll look after this. 355 00:29:32,501 --> 00:29:33,209 Hey you! 356 00:29:33,459 --> 00:29:34,459 Won't you fight? 357 00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:35,751 - Talk to me. 358 00:29:35,917 --> 00:29:37,042 Not for four hours after a work out. 359 00:29:37,167 --> 00:29:37,959 - What you think of yourself? 360 00:29:38,126 --> 00:29:38,876 Why? 361 00:29:39,584 --> 00:29:40,626 Your muscles tend to be tender, right! 362 00:29:40,792 --> 00:29:42,042 - How did you dare?! 363 00:29:42,751 --> 00:29:43,917 That's my Dad. 364 00:29:44,417 --> 00:29:45,501 You want to fight? Come. 365 00:29:45,667 --> 00:29:47,251 Let it go. 366 00:29:47,542 --> 00:29:49,001 What happened? 367 00:29:49,501 --> 00:29:50,084 Beeps. 368 00:29:50,292 --> 00:29:51,751 Kiddo, you stay out of this. 369 00:29:52,251 --> 00:29:55,084 Look, what you're doing is not right. 370 00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:56,001 - What? 371 00:29:56,167 --> 00:29:57,251 - Hey! - Let it be, brother. 372 00:29:57,417 --> 00:29:58,334 Hey!!! 373 00:30:00,917 --> 00:30:01,626 Dishoom! 374 00:30:07,959 --> 00:30:10,167 What's happened? What's going on? 375 00:30:10,501 --> 00:30:11,667 Nothing, Daddy-O. 376 00:30:12,001 --> 00:30:14,001 You lot enjoy yourself. I will resign. 377 00:30:14,292 --> 00:30:15,167 You will do no such thing. 378 00:30:15,334 --> 00:30:16,292 I said I would resign and I will resign. 379 00:30:16,417 --> 00:30:18,459 Who are you to resign? We're going to sack you. 380 00:30:18,709 --> 00:30:20,251 And who are you to sack him? 381 00:30:20,959 --> 00:30:23,292 Mummyji, he pushed me and I fell down. 382 00:30:23,501 --> 00:30:24,959 No, Uncle, you... 383 00:30:25,167 --> 00:30:25,917 Shut up. 384 00:30:26,459 --> 00:30:29,417 Orphans shouldn't open their mouths. 385 00:30:30,584 --> 00:30:32,292 - Mummyji, this man gave me a shove. 386 00:30:32,542 --> 00:30:35,042 - He's had a drop too much. 387 00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:37,209 - Mummyji, I warned you about this... 388 00:30:37,376 --> 00:30:39,667 Mummyji, I withdraw my resignation. 389 00:30:40,084 --> 00:30:43,167 I was going to come to you to ask about tomorrow's programme. 390 00:30:44,334 --> 00:30:45,751 - Everyone, come and meet me. 391 00:30:45,917 --> 00:30:47,751 I have something important to say. 392 00:30:49,417 --> 00:30:51,792 - Mummyji, he was rude to Vinay. 393 00:30:52,001 --> 00:30:52,876 He shoved him about. 394 00:30:53,042 --> 00:30:55,959 If he had given you and Vipul a couple of good ones, 395 00:30:56,376 --> 00:30:57,417 I would have given him a bonus. 396 00:30:57,626 --> 00:30:59,084 - You doofoids... 397 00:30:59,709 --> 00:31:03,042 ...if JJ goes, this wedding stops. 398 00:31:03,667 --> 00:31:06,042 And if the wedding doesn't happen, you know what will happen? 399 00:31:06,376 --> 00:31:09,126 If the wedding doesn't happen, the business deal falls through. 400 00:31:09,459 --> 00:31:10,251 Right. 401 00:31:10,584 --> 00:31:16,376 She has more brains than the three of you put together. 402 00:31:16,751 --> 00:31:18,667 She is the only one who can take my place. 403 00:31:18,834 --> 00:31:20,209 I don't want your place. 404 00:31:20,876 --> 00:31:22,042 Give your company to whom you want. 405 00:31:22,209 --> 00:31:24,334 Give it to Vinay. Give it to Geetu. 406 00:31:24,834 --> 00:31:28,542 But after this, don't call Alia an orphan. 407 00:31:29,792 --> 00:31:32,167 Ooh, did that bother you? 408 00:31:32,959 --> 00:31:34,376 I'm your mother. 409 00:31:34,792 --> 00:31:36,459 Can't you do that much for me? 410 00:31:37,126 --> 00:31:38,542 Bear with it for a few days more. 411 00:31:39,251 --> 00:31:44,167 You know we haven't a red cent in the bank. 412 00:31:44,876 --> 00:31:49,417 And under the Companies Act, all of you are already bankrupt. 413 00:31:55,167 --> 00:31:57,917 We've put the leavings and scrapings into this deal. 414 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:01,001 If Fundwani breaks off the deal, 415 00:32:01,334 --> 00:32:03,667 you'll spend the rest of your lives paying off the debt. 416 00:32:06,584 --> 00:32:07,792 So go. 417 00:32:08,001 --> 00:32:10,626 Enjoy the wedding. Make it happen. 418 00:32:14,667 --> 00:32:15,876 Your dream for tonight. 419 00:32:17,709 --> 00:32:18,751 You're a fine one! 420 00:32:19,542 --> 00:32:21,251 A bomb! Another bomb! 421 00:32:24,334 --> 00:32:25,251 Is she dead? 422 00:32:26,709 --> 00:32:28,334 Not so easy. 423 00:32:29,084 --> 00:32:30,709 We'll kill her slowly... 424 00:32:30,959 --> 00:32:32,417 I was thinking. 425 00:32:33,626 --> 00:32:36,501 We should put a time bomb under her wheelchair. 426 00:32:38,126 --> 00:32:40,251 Not a word to a living soul. 427 00:32:42,042 --> 00:32:43,709 - You going to stay there all night? 428 00:32:45,709 --> 00:32:48,542 Another bomb in the next room. That one might go off any time. 429 00:32:55,292 --> 00:32:57,667 Okay, these dreams that I give you? 430 00:32:59,584 --> 00:33:02,667 Do you save them up or do you ever actually dream them? 431 00:33:03,292 --> 00:33:06,376 As soon as I get to sleep, I'll dream them all. 432 00:33:06,876 --> 00:33:07,626 Promise? 433 00:33:07,792 --> 00:33:08,626 Promise. 434 00:33:15,959 --> 00:33:20,001 If someone were to get you to sleep, I'd be able to sleep well too. 435 00:33:28,417 --> 00:33:34,084 Beeps, you know the visually challenged can't see their dreams... 436 00:33:34,459 --> 00:33:35,709 ...they only feel them. 437 00:33:36,626 --> 00:33:38,917 Okay Miss Google. 438 00:33:40,417 --> 00:33:41,459 Anything else? 439 00:33:42,084 --> 00:33:43,709 No, that's all for today. 440 00:33:44,292 --> 00:33:45,334 Is the class over? 441 00:33:46,834 --> 00:33:48,751 Ting ding ding ding. 442 00:33:50,001 --> 00:33:52,584 Okay, thank you, Miss. 443 00:33:57,917 --> 00:33:58,709 Beeps“. 444 00:34:00,459 --> 00:34:01,626 ...let's just run away. 445 00:34:03,126 --> 00:34:04,751 - I want to. 446 00:34:06,709 --> 00:34:08,001 One day, we'll just take off. 447 00:34:11,042 --> 00:34:11,709 Promise? 448 00:34:12,459 --> 00:34:13,209 Promise! 449 00:34:27,917 --> 00:34:32,542 "Ooooh, sleep eludes me" 450 00:34:33,959 --> 00:34:36,542 "My heart deludes me." 451 00:34:37,792 --> 00:34:41,209 "Someone comes a-creeping" 452 00:34:41,626 --> 00:34:44,167 "And wakes the love that's sleeping" 453 00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:49,959 "But I'll be up all night." 454 00:34:51,167 --> 00:34:54,167 "My heart deludes me. " 455 00:34:55,209 --> 00:34:58,667 "Someone comes a-creeping " 456 00:34:59,042 --> 00:35:01,209 "And wakes the love that's sleeping" 457 00:35:03,251 --> 00:35:07,334 "But I'll be up all night." 458 00:35:13,959 --> 00:35:14,834 Sonia? 459 00:35:19,084 --> 00:35:19,917 Sonia? 460 00:35:23,292 --> 00:35:24,751 - What? - My bike keys, please? 461 00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:29,209 - Can't sleep again? - Yeah. 462 00:35:29,959 --> 00:35:31,001 Where you off to? 463 00:35:31,626 --> 00:35:32,626 Nowhere particular. 464 00:35:34,001 --> 00:35:35,167 In this darkness? 465 00:35:36,042 --> 00:35:37,792 Hey, I'm not scared of the dark. 466 00:35:38,167 --> 00:35:38,876 Boo! 467 00:35:39,126 --> 00:35:42,376 Don't do that. Go to sleep. 468 00:35:43,376 --> 00:35:44,709 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 469 00:35:45,751 --> 00:35:49,667 "Ooooh, sleep eludes me" 470 00:35:51,334 --> 00:35:54,167 "My heart deludes me." 471 00:35:55,209 --> 00:35:58,251 "Someone comes a-creeping" 472 00:35:58,876 --> 00:36:01,251 "And wakes the love that's sleeping" 473 00:36:02,542 --> 00:36:03,209 Hey! 474 00:36:04,667 --> 00:36:06,001 Hey...suicide... 475 00:36:06,667 --> 00:36:08,251 Stop right there. Hey jumper... 476 00:36:31,626 --> 00:36:34,376 I'm on way. Oye, excuse me. 477 00:36:34,834 --> 00:36:36,417 Don't go under. Hang on. 478 00:36:36,709 --> 00:36:39,251 Almost there. There, Gotcha. 479 00:36:39,459 --> 00:36:40,792 You're safe now. 480 00:36:42,417 --> 00:36:43,709 Saved ya. 481 00:36:45,251 --> 00:36:46,084 You? 482 00:36:46,376 --> 00:36:47,709 What are you doing in my bathroom? 483 00:36:49,376 --> 00:36:50,542 I was saving you. 484 00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:51,542 From what? 485 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:52,917 From drowning. 486 00:36:54,209 --> 00:36:56,209 - Aren't you drowning? - No. 487 00:36:57,376 --> 00:36:58,792 Are you wearing anything? 488 00:36:59,376 --> 00:37:00,542 Do you wear clothes to bathe? 489 00:37:00,792 --> 00:37:01,626 Huh? 490 00:37:03,417 --> 00:37:05,042 - Are you still looking at me? - No. 491 00:37:06,417 --> 00:37:07,292 Sorry... 492 00:37:08,792 --> 00:37:09,876 No, it's cool... 493 00:37:10,584 --> 00:37:12,167 May I sit here? 494 00:37:12,376 --> 00:37:13,209 Yeah...sure... 495 00:37:13,376 --> 00:37:14,251 Thanks. 496 00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:17,334 Come on, who swims in the middle of the night? 497 00:37:17,584 --> 00:37:18,292 I do. 498 00:37:23,667 --> 00:37:24,792 The water is very wet, no? 499 00:37:30,001 --> 00:37:32,626 A cup of tea would make this perfect. 500 00:37:34,626 --> 00:37:35,876 Just a minute. Here you go. 501 00:37:36,334 --> 00:37:38,126 Here are two cups. 502 00:37:40,042 --> 00:37:41,917 And now here's the tea. 503 00:37:42,834 --> 00:37:43,376 Sugar? 504 00:37:43,542 --> 00:37:44,251 Two spoons. 505 00:37:44,626 --> 00:37:45,667 Two spoons? 506 00:37:45,959 --> 00:37:46,584 As you wish. 507 00:37:46,792 --> 00:37:48,209 These days, I'm cutting back. 508 00:37:50,542 --> 00:37:51,459 Tea! 509 00:37:51,876 --> 00:37:52,876 Thank you... 510 00:37:59,126 --> 00:38:00,042 What was that? 511 00:38:00,584 --> 00:38:01,376 What? 512 00:38:02,042 --> 00:38:02,792 That? 513 00:38:03,209 --> 00:38:04,167 Oh him. 514 00:38:04,417 --> 00:38:05,751 Scaredy cat. It's only a frog! 515 00:38:06,334 --> 00:38:07,792 - Hold on to this. - Give it here. 516 00:38:12,292 --> 00:38:13,417 Who is he? 517 00:38:13,876 --> 00:38:14,626 Meet Ashok. 518 00:38:15,667 --> 00:38:19,126 Why Ashok? Why not Anarkali? 519 00:38:20,209 --> 00:38:21,876 He's a male frog. 520 00:38:22,667 --> 00:38:26,542 This mark, here? It's bigger in male frogs. 521 00:38:28,042 --> 00:38:29,417 - Nice. - Ashok? 522 00:38:30,126 --> 00:38:30,751 Hi. 523 00:38:31,126 --> 00:38:32,334 I'm gonna take you home with me! 524 00:38:32,542 --> 00:38:33,334 Alia. 525 00:38:34,584 --> 00:38:41,917 This habit of bathing in waterfalls...how did this start? 526 00:38:42,626 --> 00:38:43,501 That one. 527 00:38:46,167 --> 00:38:47,876 Actually I'm an insomniac... 528 00:38:49,167 --> 00:38:50,334 ls there a cure? 529 00:38:52,376 --> 00:38:54,209 Don't you know what insomnia is? 530 00:38:57,667 --> 00:38:58,376 No. 531 00:39:01,876 --> 00:39:03,001 I don't get sleep at night. 532 00:39:04,292 --> 00:39:05,251 What are you saying? 533 00:39:05,959 --> 00:39:06,751 I don't sleep. I can't sleep at night. 534 00:39:06,876 --> 00:39:08,042 What did you say, that word? 535 00:39:08,834 --> 00:39:09,667 Night? 536 00:39:09,834 --> 00:39:10,709 Before that. Some big word. 537 00:39:10,876 --> 00:39:13,251 - Insomnia... - That. I have that too. 538 00:39:14,084 --> 00:39:15,042 Shut up. 539 00:39:15,834 --> 00:39:18,542 I swear upon my mother's head. I can't sleep either. 540 00:39:18,792 --> 00:39:20,042 So what do you do all night? 541 00:39:20,292 --> 00:39:23,292 I try but when I can't sleep. 542 00:39:24,834 --> 00:39:27,709 You know when I was a kid, I'd make kheer. 543 00:39:28,542 --> 00:39:29,584 All nightlong. 544 00:39:33,251 --> 00:39:35,376 Oh, you're a Sikh? 545 00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:39,501 - How do you know? - I just saw you. In the flashback. 546 00:39:40,001 --> 00:39:40,959 Well-spotted. 547 00:39:43,501 --> 00:39:44,667 All nightlong? 548 00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:46,959 Right up to sunrise. 549 00:39:48,042 --> 00:39:48,876 Why? 550 00:39:50,667 --> 00:39:53,792 There was a bulb in the kitchen. It was kept on. 551 00:39:54,126 --> 00:39:55,459 You afraid of the dark? 552 00:39:55,917 --> 00:39:56,709 Yes... 553 00:39:56,959 --> 00:39:57,834 - No. - Yes. 554 00:39:58,042 --> 00:39:59,584 - Not at all... - You are afraid of the dark. 555 00:39:59,751 --> 00:40:00,459 Not at all. 556 00:40:00,626 --> 00:40:01,126 Fraidy cat. 557 00:40:01,292 --> 00:40:01,917 Stop it. 558 00:40:02,084 --> 00:40:05,084 In the morning, you were growling at Papa like a tiger. 559 00:40:05,292 --> 00:40:06,251 And now you're afraid of the dark. 560 00:40:06,417 --> 00:40:08,334 I'm afraid of the night, not of monsters. 561 00:40:08,501 --> 00:40:09,251 Hey? 562 00:40:12,167 --> 00:40:13,459 What scares you about the night? 563 00:40:13,834 --> 00:40:15,334 The night scares me about the night. 564 00:40:16,001 --> 00:40:18,084 The night is the best time of the day. 565 00:40:19,001 --> 00:40:21,084 Look, look, what's that? 566 00:40:22,126 --> 00:40:24,542 - Look, Fraidy Cat. - Not a Fraidy Cat, okay? 567 00:40:27,334 --> 00:40:29,709 It's a horse and I want to go riding. 568 00:40:29,959 --> 00:40:31,959 - You like riding? - Have you ridden a horse? 569 00:40:32,126 --> 00:40:34,042 Of course, I've ridden herds of horses. 570 00:40:34,334 --> 00:40:34,917 I'm really good. 571 00:40:35,084 --> 00:40:36,792 - Oh really? - Yeah. 572 00:40:37,251 --> 00:40:42,001 - Since when have you been an insomniac? - My mum could always put me to sleep. 573 00:40:42,667 --> 00:40:43,792 Mama's boy. 574 00:40:54,584 --> 00:40:56,667 "And sunny side upside eggs... " 575 00:40:57,209 --> 00:40:59,792 "And sausages on the side... " 576 00:41:00,209 --> 00:41:03,626 "Hash brown & sun dried tomatoes... " 577 00:41:05,876 --> 00:41:08,417 Lovely... bravo... 578 00:41:11,459 --> 00:41:14,542 The ladies, the gentlemen and the Mummyji. 579 00:41:14,751 --> 00:41:15,626 Where were you? 580 00:41:15,834 --> 00:41:18,876 - Today I have an important announcement... - Your shoes? 581 00:41:19,126 --> 00:41:23,042 - ...for the merger of Fundwanis and Aroras. - Meet Ashok. Say hi. 582 00:41:23,792 --> 00:41:27,417 This is the first sample of our Splendiferous perfume. 583 00:41:27,626 --> 00:41:28,792 - That's so exciting! 584 00:41:32,251 --> 00:41:33,542 Pass the baatle darling. 585 00:41:33,709 --> 00:41:35,751 Pass the smell, pass the smell. 586 00:41:35,917 --> 00:41:36,459 It's nice. 587 00:41:36,626 --> 00:41:38,501 - Cheers to that... - Cheers, cheers... 588 00:41:38,834 --> 00:41:40,126 Mummyji, cheers... 589 00:41:40,292 --> 00:41:40,834 Cheers! 590 00:41:41,001 --> 00:41:42,292 Cheers, Mummyji! 591 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:44,751 Would you pass it, please. 592 00:41:45,584 --> 00:41:46,667 Thank you. 593 00:41:47,834 --> 00:41:48,959 Are you very hungry? 594 00:41:49,209 --> 00:41:50,292 No, why? 595 00:41:51,001 --> 00:41:52,542 - Just like that. - 10:40... 596 00:41:57,376 --> 00:41:58,709 Pass the bacon, darling. 597 00:42:04,626 --> 00:42:07,459 If she breaks it, she pays for it. 598 00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:09,292 Babla, who are you shooting now? 599 00:42:09,459 --> 00:42:10,334 - Mummyji. - Why? 600 00:42:10,501 --> 00:42:12,126 Good morning, everyone. 601 00:42:13,834 --> 00:42:15,251 "What a hottie-hottie." 602 00:42:18,126 --> 00:42:19,292 Good morning, Kamlaji. 603 00:42:19,792 --> 00:42:20,876 Call me Kamla. 604 00:42:21,126 --> 00:42:22,042 Of course. 605 00:42:22,251 --> 00:42:27,084 Kamla, for you aloo puri with a fiery chilli on the side. 606 00:42:27,417 --> 00:42:28,709 That's more like it. 607 00:42:29,626 --> 00:42:32,084 And this is the list of the arrangements for the next few days. 608 00:42:32,251 --> 00:42:33,126 Could you check it, please? 609 00:42:33,292 --> 00:42:36,084 Now if you've checked it, why should I bother? 610 00:42:36,667 --> 00:42:38,167 Please. Just for me? 611 00:42:38,876 --> 00:42:41,542 Then of course I will take a look. 612 00:42:41,751 --> 00:42:42,792 Thank you. 613 00:42:43,834 --> 00:42:45,376 - Grand picnic. 614 00:42:46,167 --> 00:42:48,084 - Black & White Night! 615 00:42:48,626 --> 00:42:50,459 - A night of songs! 616 00:42:51,001 --> 00:42:53,084 - The henna ceremony with Karan... 617 00:42:53,876 --> 00:42:55,501 - Very good. 618 00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:57,042 Everyone will remember this... 619 00:42:57,251 --> 00:42:58,334 ...business deal! 620 00:42:58,501 --> 00:42:59,626 Won't you have some? 621 00:43:00,667 --> 00:43:02,001 - Nice perfume, isn't it? 622 00:43:02,251 --> 00:43:04,584 - It's made by exotic flower! 623 00:43:14,584 --> 00:43:17,376 - Perfume is okay but where the sausages? 624 00:43:22,626 --> 00:43:23,959 The lovebirds! 625 00:43:25,292 --> 00:43:26,292 What's going on? 626 00:43:27,417 --> 00:43:28,501 Whatever you say, sir. 627 00:43:29,584 --> 00:43:30,917 What is this: news for the hard of hearing? 628 00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:32,042 Sorry, you said something? 629 00:43:32,209 --> 00:43:34,001 - What's going on here? - I wasn't doing anything, sir. 630 00:43:34,209 --> 00:43:35,917 What's all this twiddling? 631 00:43:36,084 --> 00:43:40,167 Twiddling? I was just...asking Kamlaji if she would like to dance? 632 00:43:40,501 --> 00:43:41,584 Yes, why not? 633 00:43:41,834 --> 00:43:42,751 I too shall dance. 634 00:43:44,834 --> 00:43:45,709 You'll...dance? 635 00:43:46,167 --> 00:43:48,334 Of course Jackie and I are best friends. 636 00:43:49,334 --> 00:43:49,834 Jackie? 637 00:43:50,001 --> 00:43:50,876 Michael Jackson. 638 00:43:52,042 --> 00:43:53,084 Is Jackie a Sindhi too? 639 00:43:53,501 --> 00:43:54,792 Are you the crazy? 640 00:43:54,959 --> 00:43:56,459 Oh..sorry.. sorry.. 641 00:43:57,292 --> 00:43:58,792 Of course, he's Sindhi. 642 00:43:59,042 --> 00:44:01,417 Those short pants he wears? Keeps the cloth bills down. 643 00:44:01,751 --> 00:44:02,584 He has diamonds on his gloves. 644 00:44:02,751 --> 00:44:05,917 He dyes his hair black and makes his face white...Sindhi! 645 00:44:07,501 --> 00:44:09,001 He hasn't called in a while. 646 00:44:09,251 --> 00:44:12,251 MJ... isn't he like D-E-D... 647 00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:13,751 .“dead? 648 00:44:14,417 --> 00:44:15,626 RIP, man! 649 00:44:17,209 --> 00:44:17,876 - Waltz.. 650 00:44:18,167 --> 00:44:19,917 The waltz is my favourite dance. 651 00:44:20,251 --> 00:44:24,376 Hey you, what's your name... JJ. 652 00:44:24,792 --> 00:44:26,292 - Come here. - Jagjinder Joginder..haha 653 00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:30,167 Take that. 654 00:44:30,584 --> 00:44:31,459 Thanks, bro! 655 00:44:32,751 --> 00:44:33,876 Jagjinder Joginder 656 00:44:34,334 --> 00:44:35,251 Yeah dude... 657 00:44:36,542 --> 00:44:38,334 What's the dope on the bachelor party? 658 00:44:38,667 --> 00:44:40,001 It's not on my list. 659 00:44:40,167 --> 00:44:41,126 Hmmm... list... 660 00:44:41,334 --> 00:44:42,417 The thing is Kamlaji said... 661 00:44:42,584 --> 00:44:45,334 Kamlaji is from the girl's side. 662 00:44:45,834 --> 00:44:46,917 We're the boy's side. 663 00:44:47,251 --> 00:44:48,834 And what we say has to happen, has to happen. 664 00:44:49,084 --> 00:44:50,459 Bachelor party has to happen.. 665 00:44:50,709 --> 00:44:52,501 - Has to happen! - Has to happen! 666 00:44:53,584 --> 00:44:55,167 I'm off to marry a buffalo. 667 00:44:55,751 --> 00:44:56,959 Let me have some fun first. 668 00:44:57,917 --> 00:44:58,667 Eesha is very sweet. 669 00:44:58,917 --> 00:44:59,542 Exactly. 670 00:44:59,792 --> 00:45:01,001 She's so sweet, 671 00:45:03,126 --> 00:45:05,167 she's a whole flaking patisserie. 672 00:45:05,417 --> 00:45:06,792 - Laddoo! - Laddoo!! 673 00:45:22,709 --> 00:45:23,584 Ta-da! 674 00:45:31,417 --> 00:45:33,959 Sis? What happened? 675 00:45:34,167 --> 00:45:36,709 Alia, I'm fat. I'm obese. 676 00:45:38,167 --> 00:45:39,792 - Nonsense - I'm a balloon. 677 00:45:42,084 --> 00:45:42,834 No. 678 00:45:43,709 --> 00:45:47,001 You're so pretty. You're beautiful. 679 00:45:48,084 --> 00:45:51,709 No. Why would a boy like Robin marry a girl like me? 680 00:45:51,876 --> 00:45:53,292 Because he got lucky? 681 00:45:54,459 --> 00:45:56,042 Their business is doing well... 682 00:45:57,084 --> 00:46:01,126 ...and I'm just a clause in a business deal. A big fat clause. 683 00:46:03,667 --> 00:46:07,126 Did Robin say something, Sis? 684 00:46:08,584 --> 00:46:09,876 Then don't marry him. 685 00:46:10,209 --> 00:46:11,667 Just don't. 686 00:46:12,459 --> 00:46:13,876 Up to now, no one's rebelled against Mummyji. 687 00:46:14,001 --> 00:46:17,459 Not Papa. Not Uncle Vipul. Not Uncle Vinay. No one. 688 00:46:17,626 --> 00:46:19,001 How am I going to do it? 689 00:46:21,584 --> 00:46:23,584 No. Let the show go on. 690 00:46:24,667 --> 00:46:28,292 I'm lucky I got a boy like Robin. 691 00:46:33,542 --> 00:46:36,417 Sis, don't. 692 00:46:45,501 --> 00:46:47,334 - Sis, stop crying. 693 00:46:48,001 --> 00:46:48,959 - Go to sleep, now. 694 00:46:49,792 --> 00:46:51,542 - Come on. - I'm trying. 695 00:47:16,251 --> 00:47:17,376 - All alert, all alert, all alert. 696 00:47:18,542 --> 00:47:20,209 - All ready for Eesha's Bachelor's Party? 697 00:47:21,792 --> 00:47:22,876 - We've kidnapped Eesha. 698 00:47:23,084 --> 00:47:25,251 - Eesha on the way. - Everyone's moustaches in place? 699 00:47:25,542 --> 00:47:26,459 Eesha's here. 700 00:47:28,917 --> 00:47:29,959 Guys be ready. 701 00:47:30,376 --> 00:47:31,001 Three... 702 00:47:31,251 --> 00:47:31,792 Two... 703 00:47:32,209 --> 00:47:32,751 one! 704 00:47:33,001 --> 00:47:33,501 GO! 705 00:51:57,042 --> 00:51:58,417 That made her happy. 706 00:51:59,501 --> 00:52:00,501 Thank you. 707 00:52:02,459 --> 00:52:03,626 You're welcome, 708 00:52:06,001 --> 00:52:07,001 Mr. Alia. 709 00:52:10,584 --> 00:52:12,667 I must say you're looking rather handsome. 710 00:52:14,417 --> 00:52:15,792 Beeps thinks so too. 711 00:52:16,167 --> 00:52:17,126 Who? 712 00:52:17,626 --> 00:52:18,667 That villain? 713 00:52:19,209 --> 00:52:20,042 Hey! 714 00:52:22,126 --> 00:52:24,501 - He's very special. - Specially villainous. 715 00:52:27,876 --> 00:52:29,542 He was the one who took me in. 716 00:52:31,959 --> 00:52:33,042 I was adopted. 717 00:52:35,167 --> 00:52:36,584 So he chose me. 718 00:52:37,626 --> 00:52:39,667 Other kids? They just come along. 719 00:52:41,126 --> 00:52:43,126 I'm very special, Mr. JJ! 720 00:52:44,709 --> 00:52:48,584 JJ. Sorry but this name of yours. 721 00:52:49,251 --> 00:52:51,126 Jagjinder Joginder. 722 00:52:52,001 --> 00:52:54,084 Jagjinder Joginder. 723 00:52:55,042 --> 00:52:56,167 What kind of name is that? 724 00:53:00,042 --> 00:53:03,126 There's a long story behind my name. 725 00:53:05,334 --> 00:53:06,626 Would you like to hear it, Mr. Alia? 726 00:53:15,542 --> 00:53:17,209 There you were saying you can't sleep. 727 00:53:18,084 --> 00:53:20,417 What did you say you were? An lnsomaliac? 728 00:53:23,292 --> 00:53:27,751 So my dad's name was... 729 00:53:29,709 --> 00:53:31,126 ...Joginder Singh... 730 00:53:33,084 --> 00:53:36,292 ...and my mother's name was Jagjinder Kaur. 731 00:53:57,959 --> 00:53:59,042 Good morning. 732 00:54:00,667 --> 00:54:01,751 Good morning. 733 00:54:02,084 --> 00:54:03,167 Where's Alia? 734 00:54:03,542 --> 00:54:04,709 Alia? 735 00:54:06,001 --> 00:54:10,667 Oh she and l...Last night... That is...JJ and I... 736 00:54:11,834 --> 00:54:16,376 Alia? You know she can't sleep at night. 737 00:54:16,667 --> 00:54:18,292 She must be here somewhere. 738 00:54:52,334 --> 00:54:52,959 Jagjinder Joginder... 739 00:54:55,001 --> 00:54:56,001 Jagjinder Joginder... 740 00:55:18,792 --> 00:55:19,959 "What a hottie-hottie." 741 00:55:40,334 --> 00:55:40,792 Hello? 742 00:55:41,042 --> 00:55:43,167 - Alia. Where are you? 743 00:55:46,001 --> 00:55:46,917 I fell asleep?! 744 00:55:47,876 --> 00:55:48,584 What? 745 00:55:52,751 --> 00:55:53,751 I fell asleep. 746 00:55:57,917 --> 00:55:58,584 Wow. 747 00:55:59,126 --> 00:56:00,626 How...? 748 00:56:01,209 --> 00:56:02,251 - Okay, but now get up. 749 00:56:02,417 --> 00:56:04,751 Get up and run. Papa's hunting for you. 750 00:56:05,251 --> 00:56:06,209 Oh shit.. okay. 751 00:56:21,001 --> 00:56:21,834 This...? 752 00:56:24,501 --> 00:56:25,417 Where were you? 753 00:56:25,709 --> 00:56:28,959 I was sleep...Uh sorry... I went for a walk, Beeps. 754 00:56:29,834 --> 00:56:30,459 Like this? 755 00:56:30,626 --> 00:56:31,376 Like this. 756 00:56:31,917 --> 00:56:32,584 Where? 757 00:56:32,917 --> 00:56:33,917 Here and there. 758 00:56:34,417 --> 00:56:35,417 Here or...? 759 00:56:54,667 --> 00:56:55,626 I will shoot everyone. 760 00:56:55,834 --> 00:56:56,209 Sir... 761 00:56:56,376 --> 00:56:57,334 What happened, Mr. Fundwani? 762 00:56:57,501 --> 00:56:58,834 They've thrown my bro into jail. 763 00:56:59,042 --> 00:56:59,959 - What? - Good. 764 00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:00,917 What? 765 00:57:01,501 --> 00:57:03,209 God. Robin. 766 00:57:03,667 --> 00:57:04,417 Come to jail, Sir. 767 00:57:04,542 --> 00:57:05,126 What? 768 00:57:05,376 --> 00:57:06,251 Police station, Sir. 769 00:57:06,417 --> 00:57:07,709 - Come let's go. - Come please. 770 00:57:07,959 --> 00:57:08,834 Let's go, let's go. 771 00:57:09,001 --> 00:57:11,209 - He took his clothes off in a public place. - Calm down, please. 772 00:57:11,417 --> 00:57:12,709 No, no, he couldn't have done that. 773 00:57:12,917 --> 00:57:14,501 Somebody else must have done it. 774 00:57:14,792 --> 00:57:16,959 Look at his face. Idiot...l mean...innocent. 775 00:57:17,084 --> 00:57:19,126 - Bipin, bribe him! - I'm sorry he broke the law.. 776 00:57:19,292 --> 00:57:21,126 Please, if we could quicken up this whole thing... 777 00:57:21,334 --> 00:57:23,626 ...and you can release this boy and we can leave from here. 778 00:57:23,792 --> 00:57:25,459 Because the entire family is over here. 779 00:57:26,042 --> 00:57:28,501 Daddy-o, you're getting nowhere. Let me handle this. 780 00:57:28,709 --> 00:57:30,626 Let me talk to them. 781 00:57:32,542 --> 00:57:34,126 Everybody relax. Don't worry. 782 00:57:34,542 --> 00:57:37,167 It's gonna be all right. We'll handle it. Come here. Give me a hug. 783 00:57:38,792 --> 00:57:39,626 Irritated? 784 00:57:43,792 --> 00:57:45,459 Keep the old man outside. 785 00:57:51,042 --> 00:57:52,001 What happened, Baby? 786 00:57:54,001 --> 00:57:55,292 They told me to go out. 787 00:57:57,417 --> 00:57:58,376 He's gone in. 788 00:57:58,667 --> 00:57:59,626 JJ my man... 789 00:58:00,084 --> 00:58:01,167 JJ my man... 790 00:58:01,917 --> 00:58:02,834 Jagjinder Joginder... 791 00:58:03,001 --> 00:58:04,542 Jagjinder Joginder bro... 792 00:58:05,042 --> 00:58:07,376 I swear on God, I didn't do anything, bro. I didn't do anything. 793 00:58:07,542 --> 00:58:09,584 I've been telling them all night, I did nothing. 794 00:58:09,751 --> 00:58:13,167 I didn't touch any of those chicks. 795 00:58:14,417 --> 00:58:15,626 Hold on! 796 00:58:16,542 --> 00:58:17,417 What did you do? 797 00:58:18,667 --> 00:58:19,584 What did you do? 798 00:58:37,917 --> 00:58:39,584 I swear I didn't do anything. 799 00:58:39,792 --> 00:58:41,959 I swear on Eesha's head, I did nothing. 800 00:58:42,292 --> 00:58:44,709 All night long, I've gone bananas telling them... 801 00:58:44,876 --> 00:58:46,751 I did nothing. I didn't even touch those girls. 802 00:58:46,917 --> 00:58:48,001 - Did I touch those girls? - No. 803 00:58:48,126 --> 00:58:48,917 Didn't touch those girls. 804 00:58:49,084 --> 00:58:51,209 You shook your booty in golden chuddies and you say you did nothing. 805 00:58:51,376 --> 00:58:53,376 I was just moving them aside. 806 00:58:53,542 --> 00:58:56,626 - I swear on Eesha. I swear on Eesha. - Let me talk to them. 807 00:59:04,709 --> 00:59:06,626 I can't tell you how much I appreciate it.. 808 00:59:07,126 --> 00:59:09,667 JJ I must tell you... the glass is soundproof.. 809 00:59:09,917 --> 00:59:11,376 Oh right.. of course.. 810 00:59:11,751 --> 00:59:13,292 How much longer can you keep him there? 811 00:59:13,501 --> 00:59:14,917 We have to let him go JJ.. 812 00:59:15,084 --> 00:59:17,501 No James no. You have to keep him for a bit longer. 813 00:59:17,709 --> 00:59:19,251 You have to make him suffer. 814 00:59:19,959 --> 00:59:21,542 You have to.. you have to make him cry.. 815 00:59:24,417 --> 00:59:25,542 Can you do that thing in Rambo? 816 00:59:25,709 --> 00:59:27,959 You know where they take that water hose and then they just... 817 00:59:28,501 --> 00:59:29,542 ...do stuff like that to him. 818 00:59:29,709 --> 00:59:30,751 May be we could open... 819 00:59:30,917 --> 00:59:32,251 Things that will cause him pain! 820 00:59:32,501 --> 00:59:34,001 What happened? 821 00:59:42,209 --> 00:59:43,542 It's 12:35. 822 00:59:46,542 --> 00:59:47,251 OK... 823 00:59:48,167 --> 00:59:50,584 Yeah I think we should keep him in for longer. 824 00:59:51,042 --> 00:59:52,042 He should suffer. 825 00:59:52,209 --> 00:59:53,584 Suffer some more because he's a creep. 826 00:59:56,501 --> 00:59:59,542 Could you like give him like life imprisonment? 827 01:00:00,126 --> 01:00:01,167 Alia, are you mad? 828 01:00:01,376 --> 01:00:02,751 Life imprisonment.. .seriously? 829 01:00:02,917 --> 01:00:03,876 Why not? 830 01:00:05,292 --> 01:00:06,834 For strutting his stuff in a bar? 831 01:00:07,542 --> 01:00:08,459 Why not? 832 01:00:08,667 --> 01:00:10,334 I only got a one-day deal, kiddo. 833 01:00:11,417 --> 01:00:12,792 Calm down Alia...calm down. 834 01:00:13,376 --> 01:00:14,959 We have to let him go now.. 835 01:00:15,334 --> 01:00:17,584 Jagjinder Joginder, my bro, my homie... 836 01:00:18,626 --> 01:00:20,126 I have spoken to the officer. 837 01:00:20,292 --> 01:00:20,959 Yes. yes? 838 01:00:21,126 --> 01:00:24,001 He'll let you go on one condition. 839 01:00:25,209 --> 01:00:27,501 I'll do anything, anything. 840 01:00:27,751 --> 01:00:30,584 He says you're not to so much as look at another woman. 841 01:00:30,792 --> 01:00:32,626 - You won't feel them up. - You won't touch them. 842 01:00:33,042 --> 01:00:34,167 You won't even look at them on Youtube. 843 01:00:34,292 --> 01:00:35,167 Or on Twitter. 844 01:00:35,376 --> 01:00:36,459 Or Whatsapp... 845 01:00:37,501 --> 01:00:38,167 What? 846 01:00:38,459 --> 01:00:39,917 I promise I won't. 847 01:00:40,334 --> 01:00:41,167 I won't. 848 01:00:41,459 --> 01:00:44,459 You will never again take your clothes off in a club. 849 01:00:45,251 --> 01:00:46,542 You will never work out again. 850 01:00:47,292 --> 01:00:48,417 You will abstain from protein shakes. 851 01:00:48,626 --> 01:00:49,876 And eggs. 852 01:00:50,751 --> 01:00:51,834 You just won't eat any food. 853 01:00:52,001 --> 01:00:53,042 And never take off that shirt. 854 01:00:53,292 --> 01:00:54,417 Or your trousers. 855 01:00:55,167 --> 01:01:00,959 I agree. Whatever he wants. No eggs. The devil take all eggs. 856 01:01:01,459 --> 01:01:03,292 Officer, he's agreed to your conditions. 857 01:01:03,542 --> 01:01:05,209 You will never wear gold again. 858 01:01:14,667 --> 01:01:15,542 Bro? 859 01:01:18,334 --> 01:01:19,459 Cool down, Bro. 860 01:01:23,626 --> 01:01:25,084 They're not Sindhis, Bro. 861 01:01:26,167 --> 01:01:27,376 Forgive them. 862 01:01:30,167 --> 01:01:32,292 - And you know what? I even had a dream. 863 01:01:33,751 --> 01:01:37,167 You know snails can sleep for three years. 864 01:01:37,501 --> 01:01:39,584 Three years? Okay. 865 01:01:39,792 --> 01:01:41,376 I think I'm now a snail. 866 01:01:42,876 --> 01:01:43,709 Why? 867 01:01:44,542 --> 01:01:46,209 I can sleep now, Sis. 868 01:01:47,376 --> 01:01:50,001 Last night? I was out like a light. Right out. 869 01:01:50,251 --> 01:01:52,417 - Out! - Like real sleep, sleep-sleep? 870 01:01:52,626 --> 01:01:54,292 With bells and bobtails on. 871 01:01:55,334 --> 01:01:56,084 Wow. 872 01:01:57,709 --> 01:02:03,501 And you know, he acts all big and macho... 873 01:02:04,209 --> 01:02:07,459 ...but he's afraid of the darkness. 874 01:02:07,917 --> 01:02:08,876 - Really? - Really. 875 01:02:09,042 --> 01:02:11,084 - Afraid of the night? - Afraid. 876 01:02:56,167 --> 01:02:57,417 Go away, choo, choo! 877 01:03:04,751 --> 01:03:05,542 - Yesss... 878 01:03:18,667 --> 01:03:19,792 Want some? 879 01:03:42,542 --> 01:03:43,292 Oh no! 880 01:03:50,126 --> 01:03:51,167 OMG! 881 01:03:51,501 --> 01:03:52,751 OMG to you too! 882 01:03:53,459 --> 01:03:54,292 Want some? 883 01:03:54,584 --> 01:03:55,459 Yeah! 884 01:03:58,626 --> 01:04:00,709 Let's go skydiving? 885 01:04:01,709 --> 01:04:04,834 You know, you may never get another chance at life. 886 01:04:06,001 --> 01:04:06,917 Why not? 887 01:04:07,542 --> 01:04:09,209 But you know, if we go together... 888 01:04:09,709 --> 01:04:12,001 ...I'm sure we won't ever get another chance at life. 889 01:04:14,042 --> 01:04:15,001 Just kidding babe. 890 01:04:15,626 --> 01:04:16,834 - Right, listen up, everyone. 891 01:04:18,334 --> 01:04:19,209 - Are we ready? 892 01:04:19,417 --> 01:04:20,792 - All set, everyone ready? 893 01:04:21,042 --> 01:04:22,001 Let's g0! 894 01:04:24,667 --> 01:04:25,792 - John? - Yes, sir? 895 01:04:26,001 --> 01:04:27,334 - Get the parachute ready. - Ready, sir! 896 01:04:27,501 --> 01:04:28,792 Let's jump. 897 01:04:30,417 --> 01:04:32,334 I'm dying to jump. Haven't done it for years. 898 01:04:42,542 --> 01:04:43,584 Shall we, Daddy-o? 899 01:04:43,792 --> 01:04:44,251 You? 900 01:04:44,376 --> 01:04:44,834 Ye-e-e-s! 901 01:04:45,001 --> 01:04:46,542 I haven't got my parachooooot! 902 01:04:52,334 --> 01:04:56,042 - What are you doing here? - Hanging. Checking tickets! 903 01:04:56,709 --> 01:05:01,126 - What'll you do if I don't have one? - What'll I do? I'll let you go... 904 01:05:10,042 --> 01:05:11,459 Let's party in mid-air! 905 01:05:12,126 --> 01:05:13,876 Entry is free for you, Daddy-o. 906 01:05:14,084 --> 01:05:16,626 - Fancy something special? - I don't want your stupid free entry! 907 01:05:16,834 --> 01:05:18,209 - You are a fallen angel! 908 01:05:18,626 --> 01:05:20,709 You're the one who's falling, Daddy-o! 909 01:05:22,042 --> 01:05:25,126 I don't have a parachoooooot! 910 01:05:27,876 --> 01:05:29,251 How are you liking it, daddy-o? 911 01:05:30,376 --> 01:05:31,876 I was loving it! 912 01:05:32,626 --> 01:05:34,751 Don't take me on, Daddy-o! 913 01:05:34,917 --> 01:05:36,292 I will. What'll you do about it? 914 01:05:36,459 --> 01:05:39,626 Really? Deal done? Then congratulations on the match, Daddy-o. 915 01:05:39,876 --> 01:05:40,667 - What match? 916 01:05:40,834 --> 01:05:42,501 Gosh, he's piggy-backing on me now! 917 01:05:44,501 --> 01:05:47,084 Now up we go, don't lose it, Daddy-o. 918 01:05:47,542 --> 01:05:48,584 Idiot! 919 01:05:50,459 --> 01:05:51,959 Cheers, cheers, cheers! 920 01:05:52,292 --> 01:05:54,209 Oh my boy, cheers! 921 01:05:54,792 --> 01:05:56,084 - I'm starving. 922 01:06:02,376 --> 01:06:03,917 This is all non-vegetarian. 923 01:06:04,667 --> 01:06:06,917 - So what's wrong, sister? - On Tuesdays I'm vegetarian. 924 01:06:08,417 --> 01:06:09,626 Me too. 925 01:06:10,459 --> 01:06:12,376 Me too. 926 01:06:13,084 --> 01:06:14,751 This is so badly organised! 927 01:06:15,376 --> 01:06:16,417 Non-veg on Tuesday? 928 01:06:16,626 --> 01:06:17,834 Boy! Cheers. 929 01:06:18,001 --> 01:06:20,167 It's Tuesday and there's non-veg only. 930 01:06:21,167 --> 01:06:23,542 This is the crazy. It's my Tuesday also. 931 01:06:23,751 --> 01:06:26,001 Guys, vegetarian food! 932 01:06:26,334 --> 01:06:30,084 Mushrooms & brownies. Like totally veg... 933 01:06:30,459 --> 01:06:33,792 - Like organic. - Like totally... 934 01:06:34,126 --> 01:06:35,334 Like...where did you get them? 935 01:06:35,542 --> 01:06:40,251 Such sweet chaps. They gave them to us totally free. 936 01:06:47,542 --> 01:06:48,459 Hello everybody. 937 01:06:48,959 --> 01:06:51,042 Hello...hello, hello... 938 01:06:51,751 --> 01:06:53,209 Really very sorry for the delay. 939 01:06:53,626 --> 01:06:55,376 Delay? Delay? Delay? 940 01:06:58,751 --> 01:06:59,751 What's going on? 941 01:07:01,834 --> 01:07:08,042 It's our veggie Tuesday. And all this is non-veg. 942 01:07:08,792 --> 01:07:10,709 No, no, today is Monday. It's Monday today. 943 01:07:11,042 --> 01:07:17,334 In India, it's Tuesday. And we choose not to eat non-veg on Tuesday. 944 01:07:20,167 --> 01:07:22,751 All meat, no eat. All meat, no eat. 945 01:07:30,126 --> 01:07:31,042 What are you eating? 946 01:07:31,417 --> 01:07:31,959 Mushroom. 947 01:07:32,209 --> 01:07:33,001 Show me that. 948 01:07:35,792 --> 01:07:36,876 Your attention, please. 949 01:07:37,292 --> 01:07:38,584 These narcotropic substances... 950 01:07:38,792 --> 01:07:43,001 ...can have an unexpected and euphoric effect upon your body. 951 01:07:43,792 --> 01:07:45,084 Do not think of them as innocent things. 952 01:07:45,334 --> 01:07:50,584 When they get in you, they reform your mind and transform your system 953 01:07:59,084 --> 01:08:01,126 This cocktail will set your blood a-leaping. 954 01:08:01,501 --> 01:08:02,667 Yes, you heard that right. 955 01:08:02,876 --> 01:08:05,042 Your innards will be blown. 956 01:08:05,542 --> 01:08:07,501 Each bit of your body will become a celebration. 957 01:08:07,876 --> 01:08:09,459 Here. Rock and roll will play! 958 01:08:09,626 --> 01:08:10,959 And there the bhangda breaks out! 959 01:08:11,417 --> 01:08:13,084 The clouds from the skies begin to speak. 960 01:08:13,292 --> 01:08:15,084 Your fine-tuned mind turns into a minefield. 961 01:08:15,292 --> 01:08:17,084 Your moods turn into floods. 962 01:08:17,334 --> 01:08:21,667 Inside, it's technicolour stereophonic. Outside, it's a family picnic. 963 01:08:22,751 --> 01:08:26,709 For the next few hours, you will enter a new zone of experience. 964 01:08:26,959 --> 01:08:28,209 Please enjoy the ride. 965 01:08:28,751 --> 01:08:30,126 This is not for the weak of heart. 966 01:08:30,376 --> 01:08:33,001 Meat no eat. Meat no eat. 967 01:08:34,459 --> 01:08:36,167 This is the crazy. This is so not... 968 01:08:38,542 --> 01:08:40,584 So badly organized. 969 01:08:40,917 --> 01:08:44,084 On Monday, it's Tuesday. And the food's on the wrong day. 970 01:08:44,584 --> 01:08:47,626 If it is Tuesday, it must be vegetarian... 971 01:08:48,376 --> 01:08:50,251 So badly organized. 972 01:08:50,626 --> 01:08:55,834 On Monday, it's Tuesday. And the food's on the wrong day. 973 01:09:02,001 --> 01:09:03,709 - So badly organized. 974 01:09:03,917 --> 01:09:09,042 - On Monday, it's Tuesday. And the food's on the wrong day. 975 01:09:09,501 --> 01:09:12,084 - On Monday, it's Tuesday. 976 01:09:17,417 --> 01:09:18,792 - On Monday, it's Tuesday. 977 01:09:21,334 --> 01:09:22,292 - On Monday, it's Tuesday. 978 01:09:24,959 --> 01:09:26,167 - On Monday, it's Tuesday. 979 01:09:27,667 --> 01:09:28,834 - On Monday, it's Tuesday. 980 01:09:29,584 --> 01:09:30,626 - On Monday, it's Tuesday. 981 01:09:31,459 --> 01:09:32,542 - On Monday, it's Tuesday. 982 01:09:33,292 --> 01:09:34,417 - On Monday, it's Tuesday. 983 01:09:35,167 --> 01:09:36,376 - On Monday, it's Tuesday. 984 01:09:37,084 --> 01:09:38,001 - On Monday, it's Tuesday. 985 01:09:38,876 --> 01:09:42,417 - On Monday, it's Tuesday. 986 01:09:43,626 --> 01:09:46,334 - On Monday, it's Tuesday. 987 01:10:08,084 --> 01:10:09,542 Have you seen my legs? 988 01:10:18,876 --> 01:10:20,126 I've lost my legs. 989 01:10:21,709 --> 01:10:22,876 Find my legs. 990 01:10:36,709 --> 01:10:38,167 Let's go look there. 991 01:10:38,376 --> 01:10:39,667 Everybody follow me. 992 01:10:40,334 --> 01:10:41,001 Hello? 993 01:10:41,751 --> 01:10:43,167 I can't get a signal here. 994 01:10:43,667 --> 01:10:44,167 Hello... 995 01:10:46,834 --> 01:10:48,542 - Straighten those paws. 996 01:10:55,001 --> 01:10:55,876 Hello! 997 01:10:57,126 --> 01:10:59,167 Hello? Hello! Hello? 998 01:10:59,542 --> 01:11:00,084 Hello. 999 01:11:44,501 --> 01:11:45,834 Is this a celebration? 1000 01:11:46,126 --> 01:11:47,001 Yes, Mummyji. 1001 01:11:47,251 --> 01:11:48,042 Shut your gob. 1002 01:11:48,584 --> 01:11:50,584 This is no celebration. It's a business deal. 1003 01:11:53,459 --> 01:11:57,084 Go find out if we have the new logo for Splendiferous. 1004 01:11:57,501 --> 01:11:58,376 Yes, Mummyji. 1005 01:12:01,001 --> 01:12:03,917 Hey, she's got even fatter. 1006 01:12:04,667 --> 01:12:06,292 And this we're going to have to weigh in gold? 1007 01:12:06,626 --> 01:12:10,459 - Mr. God? Take this monster to your breast or I might do your job. 1008 01:12:10,709 --> 01:12:11,667 - Yes, Mr. Bhatia? 1009 01:12:11,959 --> 01:12:13,167 Bipin Arora here. 1010 01:12:14,667 --> 01:12:17,292 One second, one second please. 1011 01:12:20,251 --> 01:12:22,626 Okay, that logo. Is it ready? 1012 01:12:23,501 --> 01:12:25,084 So please send it to me. 1013 01:12:25,792 --> 01:12:26,209 Thank you. 1014 01:12:26,376 --> 01:12:27,084 Hello? 1015 01:12:27,334 --> 01:12:28,167 Prabha? 1016 01:12:31,542 --> 01:12:32,501 Hello! 1017 01:12:35,042 --> 01:12:37,126 Prabha, my love. 1018 01:12:38,334 --> 01:12:41,459 Hey, our daughter is twenty-five years old now. 1019 01:12:42,084 --> 01:12:43,084 Alia. 1020 01:12:44,042 --> 01:12:46,667 I gave her the name you chose for her. 1021 01:12:48,292 --> 01:12:51,126 Her nose is just like yours. 1022 01:12:52,251 --> 01:12:56,376 And as she gets older, she shows the same streaks of craziness as you. 1023 01:12:58,001 --> 01:12:59,584 But she's also weirdly wise. 1024 01:13:00,126 --> 01:13:04,959 When I'm with her, I feel you around me. 1025 01:13:07,001 --> 01:13:08,501 She's a happy thing. 1026 01:13:09,751 --> 01:13:13,376 But ever since you went away... ...the moon doesn't look the same. 1027 01:13:15,959 --> 01:13:19,459 I never told her about you, but I made sure she never missed out on a mother's love. 1028 01:13:22,459 --> 01:13:23,251 Sorry... 1029 01:14:20,001 --> 01:14:21,459 We met in flying school. 1030 01:14:29,917 --> 01:14:32,876 Looking at the deal between Bipin and Geetu... 1031 01:14:33,417 --> 01:14:37,459 ...it didn't seem like there was a romantic bone in his body. 1032 01:14:38,292 --> 01:14:42,334 He was capable of love but only for his daughters. 1033 01:14:44,501 --> 01:14:47,001 No one could ever dream... 1034 01:14:47,334 --> 01:14:49,751 ...that Bipin was once a lover-boy. 1035 01:14:50,251 --> 01:14:52,667 That he once had dreamed of becoming Tom Cruise. 1036 01:17:00,001 --> 01:17:02,917 - Then Papa died and I had to take over the family business. 1037 01:17:03,876 --> 01:17:06,792 - I couldn't bring Prabha home to Mummyji, she had a 'deal' for me. 1038 01:17:07,959 --> 01:17:10,959 - I had to marry Geetu for the business. 1039 01:17:11,792 --> 01:17:15,376 By then I was not aware that Prabha is Pregnant. 1040 01:17:21,292 --> 01:17:22,834 This is so cool. 1041 01:17:25,376 --> 01:17:26,667 I'm illegitimate. 1042 01:17:27,126 --> 01:17:27,751 Alia? 1043 01:17:28,584 --> 01:17:29,751 This is so cool, Beeps. 1044 01:17:29,876 --> 01:17:30,667 I'm illegitimate! 1045 01:17:30,834 --> 01:17:32,792 This is so much better than being adopted. 1046 01:17:33,084 --> 01:17:33,792 Alia? 1047 01:17:35,959 --> 01:17:37,126 I'm illegitimate. 1048 01:17:38,834 --> 01:17:39,626 This is so cool... 1049 01:17:39,792 --> 01:17:42,167 Oh, now I get it. 1050 01:17:42,501 --> 01:17:46,209 I always had real-dad type feelings for you... 1051 01:17:46,876 --> 01:17:50,792 ...but no real-Mum type feelings for your wife. Right? 1052 01:17:54,126 --> 01:17:55,292 Real Papa. 1053 01:18:00,417 --> 01:18:01,834 I look like my Mum? 1054 01:18:02,334 --> 01:18:04,876 Your eyes are the same. 1055 01:18:05,292 --> 01:18:06,251 Yeah? 1056 01:18:08,417 --> 01:18:09,459 Your hands. 1057 01:18:10,501 --> 01:18:12,251 Really, hands? 1058 01:18:12,667 --> 01:18:13,626 Yes, hands. 1059 01:18:13,834 --> 01:18:14,917 Hmm, hands. 1060 01:18:15,167 --> 01:18:17,542 I think...nose too? 1061 01:18:17,709 --> 01:18:18,959 No, nose looks like your mums. 1062 01:18:19,126 --> 01:18:20,084 Nose looks like my mum. 1063 01:18:20,292 --> 01:18:21,376 - Ears. - Ears. 1064 01:18:26,917 --> 01:18:28,001 So cool. 1065 01:18:29,542 --> 01:18:35,209 Tomorrow, a real father-daughter team is going to party. 1066 01:18:46,251 --> 01:18:47,167 What happened? 1067 01:18:48,292 --> 01:18:49,834 One thing I don't get. 1068 01:18:52,501 --> 01:18:58,292 Why did Tenthouse keep this bit of the video a secret? 1069 01:18:59,626 --> 01:19:02,001 If he wanted, he could have exposed this to everyone. 1070 01:19:02,542 --> 01:19:04,042 He didn't. Why didn't he? 1071 01:19:06,792 --> 01:19:09,001 He must have had his own agenda. 1072 01:19:10,876 --> 01:19:12,501 What reason could he have? 1073 01:19:13,376 --> 01:19:16,167 No, no... 1074 01:19:16,667 --> 01:19:18,459 He was protecting you. 1075 01:19:19,292 --> 01:19:22,959 Because he was protecting me. 1076 01:19:26,834 --> 01:19:27,792 That's it. 1077 01:19:29,084 --> 01:19:31,876 He was protecting you because he was protecting me. 1078 01:19:32,001 --> 01:19:33,251 Because he loves me. 1079 01:19:33,459 --> 01:19:34,251 What? 1080 01:19:35,334 --> 01:19:37,626 You cracked it Beeps. You really cracked it there. 1081 01:19:37,834 --> 01:19:39,084 I said nothing of the kind. 1082 01:19:39,251 --> 01:19:40,626 No you just said it. You cracked it. 1083 01:19:40,834 --> 01:19:44,542 Nothing. I said nothing of the kind. What did I say? I said nothing. 1084 01:19:44,751 --> 01:19:45,584 You said he loves me. 1085 01:19:45,751 --> 01:19:46,417 No 1086 01:19:46,584 --> 01:19:47,709 - You said that. - No 1087 01:19:48,501 --> 01:19:49,417 He loves me. 1088 01:19:50,001 --> 01:19:51,959 - Alia, Alia. - You're so smart. 1089 01:19:52,292 --> 01:19:53,292 Kiddo, I said nothing of the kind. 1090 01:19:53,417 --> 01:19:54,834 Alia, Alia. 1091 01:19:54,959 --> 01:19:55,917 Alia! 1092 01:19:56,751 --> 01:19:58,126 Kiddo, he's a hornswoggler. 1093 01:20:15,626 --> 01:20:17,126 Soniaaa! 1094 01:20:37,292 --> 01:20:38,292 Ketchup! 1095 01:20:43,417 --> 01:20:44,251 Papafl! 1096 01:20:47,667 --> 01:20:48,417 Alia? 1097 01:20:48,709 --> 01:20:49,376 Yes? 1098 01:20:52,834 --> 01:20:54,209 You wanted to go riding, no? 1099 01:20:56,251 --> 01:20:57,042 Yes. 1100 01:20:58,542 --> 01:20:59,292 Tomorrow. 1101 01:21:02,001 --> 01:21:03,084 Morning. Six am. 1102 01:21:03,542 --> 01:21:04,959 You, me and a horse. 1103 01:21:08,334 --> 01:21:09,126 Okay. 1104 01:21:09,501 --> 01:21:10,751 - Great. - It's not necessary. 1105 01:21:10,959 --> 01:21:13,667 You don't only do what is necessary. 1106 01:21:14,292 --> 01:21:16,459 You also do some things because they make you happy. 1107 01:21:17,876 --> 01:21:20,459 - Like deep. - Like totally. 1108 01:21:27,251 --> 01:21:28,042 Okay? 1109 01:21:30,959 --> 01:21:32,959 What's with this 36? 1110 01:21:36,084 --> 01:21:37,042 What is it? 1111 01:21:39,042 --> 01:21:39,917 Think about it. 1112 01:21:42,584 --> 01:21:43,334 Okay. 1113 01:21:46,084 --> 01:21:47,376 - Good night. - Good night. 1114 01:21:47,792 --> 01:21:49,001 It's different. 1115 01:21:51,167 --> 01:21:51,959 It's different? 1116 01:21:53,167 --> 01:21:54,126 Hey, Tenthouse! 1117 01:21:57,292 --> 01:21:58,792 You think you're going to take her horse riding? 1118 01:22:00,292 --> 01:22:02,001 I am. What will you do about it? 1119 01:22:02,459 --> 01:22:03,834 I am going to take her horse riding. 1120 01:22:04,251 --> 01:22:05,667 Sure. Do that. 1121 01:22:05,876 --> 01:22:06,876 You watch your step. 1122 01:22:12,459 --> 01:22:14,709 Daddy-o, this is only a rehearsal. 1123 01:22:15,209 --> 01:22:17,751 One day, I'm going to get me on a white horse and whisk her off... 1124 01:22:18,209 --> 01:22:19,167 ...and what're you going to do then? 1125 01:22:19,417 --> 01:22:21,459 You come with your white horse and I'll show you what I'll do. 1126 01:22:21,667 --> 01:22:22,251 Okay! 1127 01:22:22,542 --> 01:22:23,584 ' Okay! ' Okay! 1128 01:22:23,751 --> 01:22:24,417 - Oye - Oye 1129 01:22:24,626 --> 01:22:25,542 - Oye - Oye 1130 01:22:25,917 --> 01:22:26,959 Good night then. 1131 01:22:27,126 --> 01:22:28,417 - Sleep well. - Okay. 1132 01:22:28,709 --> 01:22:29,584 Hold on, excuse me, one moment. 1133 01:22:29,792 --> 01:22:30,584 Yes? 1134 01:22:33,084 --> 01:22:35,001 What's that about 36? 1135 01:22:41,917 --> 01:22:42,876 Think about it. 1136 01:22:47,417 --> 01:22:48,501 Thirty-six. 1137 01:22:48,959 --> 01:22:49,876 Think. 1138 01:22:50,376 --> 01:22:51,292 Good night. 1139 01:22:56,959 --> 01:22:58,751 - He's not going to get anywhere near Alia. 1140 01:23:03,667 --> 01:23:04,792 Oh God! 1141 01:23:05,167 --> 01:23:07,334 Looks like I'll have to go riding with Beeps. 1142 01:23:07,667 --> 01:23:08,501 It's cute. 1143 01:24:41,751 --> 01:24:43,417 Arrey Tenthouse! 1144 01:24:46,501 --> 01:24:47,334 Oh no! 1145 01:24:47,584 --> 01:24:48,251 ...yikes... 1146 01:24:53,626 --> 01:24:55,376 ...Tenthouse! 1147 01:25:21,084 --> 01:25:22,667 Nothing like that is going to happen. 1148 01:25:23,792 --> 01:25:24,584 No? 1149 01:25:27,917 --> 01:25:28,792 Hmmmm 1150 01:25:29,751 --> 01:25:31,209 Okay, let's go. 1151 01:25:32,126 --> 01:25:32,917 Let's indeed. 1152 01:25:33,667 --> 01:25:34,292 So get on with it. 1153 01:25:34,459 --> 01:25:36,584 Come let's go. Yes. Come on then. 1154 01:25:37,792 --> 01:25:39,209 And we ride. I mean, we gallop. 1155 01:25:39,376 --> 01:25:39,959 Clippety-CIOP- 1156 01:25:40,126 --> 01:25:40,959 Indeed. 1157 01:25:41,876 --> 01:25:42,584 Right. 1158 01:25:43,584 --> 01:25:44,584 - Come on. - Let's go. 1159 01:25:47,292 --> 01:25:48,959 - Come on. - Let's go. 1160 01:25:50,084 --> 01:25:50,751 Come on. 1161 01:25:52,584 --> 01:25:53,292 What's up? 1162 01:25:53,542 --> 01:25:55,251 You don't know how to ride, do you? 1163 01:25:57,126 --> 01:25:57,709 No. 1164 01:26:01,292 --> 01:26:02,584 - Sweet. - No. 1165 01:26:03,917 --> 01:26:04,626 Let's go. 1166 01:26:08,792 --> 01:26:10,667 Tenthouse, hold your horses! 1167 01:26:14,042 --> 01:26:16,251 You know, Beeps was going to come riding. 1168 01:26:16,542 --> 01:26:19,042 He only told me to take you riding. 1169 01:26:20,751 --> 01:26:22,959 We're being kidnapped. We're being kidnapped. 1170 01:26:23,792 --> 01:26:26,584 Jagjinder, Jagjinder... 1171 01:26:26,959 --> 01:26:28,167 Alia! 1172 01:26:38,917 --> 01:26:40,542 - My friend! - Namaste! 1173 01:26:40,792 --> 01:26:42,042 Namaste, India! 1174 01:26:45,001 --> 01:26:45,667 Ffiends! 1175 01:26:46,001 --> 01:26:46,876 Are we? 1176 01:26:47,042 --> 01:26:48,209 We both Sindhi. 1177 01:26:48,626 --> 01:26:49,417 Sindhi-Sindhi! 1178 01:26:49,584 --> 01:26:50,584 Nobody's perfect. 1179 01:26:52,709 --> 01:26:53,917 - Shall we? - Please, please, please. 1180 01:26:54,084 --> 01:26:56,001 Yes please, come. 1181 01:26:56,834 --> 01:26:58,084 He's so fake! 1182 01:26:58,417 --> 01:27:00,626 Cut it. I want my face to look thin. 1183 01:27:04,626 --> 01:27:05,251 All good, Sir? 1184 01:27:05,417 --> 01:27:07,209 - Is the cheque where I want it? - Of course. 1185 01:27:08,126 --> 01:27:09,042 And you? 1186 01:27:10,334 --> 01:27:11,292 Kidding. 1187 01:27:12,126 --> 01:27:12,834 Right then. 1188 01:27:13,001 --> 01:27:14,834 Right then, let's begin. Mehendi with Karan! 1189 01:27:16,876 --> 01:27:18,167 All right, then. 1190 01:27:18,542 --> 01:27:20,501 You look beautiful and you look cold. 1191 01:27:22,667 --> 01:27:25,209 Are you okay? All right. Shall we begin? 1192 01:27:25,417 --> 01:27:26,459 - Yes - Are you set? 1193 01:27:26,667 --> 01:27:27,834 Are you ready, both of you? 1194 01:27:28,834 --> 01:27:30,334 Where did you first meet? 1195 01:27:30,584 --> 01:27:34,626 We met on Jan 22, after a party at Malhotras. 1196 01:27:34,917 --> 01:27:35,959 Sweet. 1197 01:27:38,084 --> 01:27:38,709 No. 1198 01:27:38,917 --> 01:27:39,709 All right. 1199 01:27:39,876 --> 01:27:41,167 And when did you get engaged? 1200 01:27:41,292 --> 01:27:42,667 Ummm December... 1201 01:27:43,626 --> 01:27:45,584 ...No, no, no...January. 1202 01:27:46,209 --> 01:27:47,126 December or January? 1203 01:27:47,501 --> 01:27:48,834 December December, yeah yeah. 1204 01:27:49,084 --> 01:27:50,584 Oh Mr. Muscles doesn't remember. 1205 01:27:53,126 --> 01:27:54,042 3. December 3. 1206 01:27:54,376 --> 01:27:55,209 December 3. 1207 01:27:55,417 --> 01:27:56,126 Correct. 1208 01:27:56,376 --> 01:27:58,167 What was written on the engagement cake? 1209 01:27:58,917 --> 01:28:00,376 Happy engagement, what else? 1210 01:28:01,834 --> 01:28:02,292 No. 1211 01:28:02,542 --> 01:28:04,626 No, actually it was, 'Together for each other'. 1212 01:28:05,042 --> 01:28:07,376 'Together for each other'? With him? 1213 01:28:08,376 --> 01:28:10,126 Anyway, these are the minor details. 1214 01:28:10,376 --> 01:28:12,709 Shall we start the exciting buzzer round? 1215 01:28:15,001 --> 01:28:16,542 Come on...go for it...yay... 1216 01:28:17,542 --> 01:28:19,376 One second, one second, how will you use the buzzer? Your henna is wet. 1217 01:28:19,626 --> 01:28:20,292 Alia. 1218 01:28:21,167 --> 01:28:22,251 Alia come and help. 1219 01:28:22,542 --> 01:28:24,709 - Alia? - My little sister. 1220 01:28:24,917 --> 01:28:26,042 She'll press the buzzer for me. 1221 01:28:26,584 --> 01:28:28,626 - Okay, all right, okay. - Thank you. 1222 01:28:28,959 --> 01:28:29,501 Let's begin. 1223 01:28:29,751 --> 01:28:32,126 Each other's favourite colour? 1224 01:28:33,667 --> 01:28:35,501 Brown. Yellow. 1225 01:28:35,959 --> 01:28:36,501 No. 1226 01:28:36,959 --> 01:28:39,167 - Gold. - His favourite colour is gold. 1227 01:28:39,376 --> 01:28:40,126 Yes. 1228 01:28:40,292 --> 01:28:42,376 - Yeah. - Okay, right then. 1229 01:28:42,584 --> 01:28:43,376 Favourite place? 1230 01:28:44,001 --> 01:28:44,751 Kitchen. 1231 01:28:45,501 --> 01:28:46,501 Kitchen! 1232 01:28:46,792 --> 01:28:48,292 His is...uh...Hong Kong. 1233 01:28:48,792 --> 01:28:50,459 - You like Hong Kong? - Yeah. 1234 01:28:50,792 --> 01:28:51,542 Looks right. 1235 01:28:52,667 --> 01:28:54,626 - Favourite movie? - Rambo 1236 01:28:55,417 --> 01:28:56,126 Rambo 1237 01:28:56,292 --> 01:28:57,376 Brainless Rambo. 1238 01:28:57,626 --> 01:28:58,626 Favourite food? 1239 01:28:59,501 --> 01:29:00,292 Anything- 1240 01:29:00,834 --> 01:29:01,417 Anything? 1241 01:29:01,792 --> 01:29:04,001 He likes egg whites and he's right. 1242 01:29:04,334 --> 01:29:06,834 I like anything as long as it's tasty. 1243 01:29:07,042 --> 01:29:08,834 Me too. Just like me. 1244 01:29:10,167 --> 01:29:10,667 All right. 1245 01:29:10,834 --> 01:29:11,459 Hobby? 1246 01:29:17,167 --> 01:29:18,167 Sketching. 1247 01:29:18,501 --> 01:29:19,334 Sketching. 1248 01:29:20,001 --> 01:29:22,209 I think gymming maybe. 1249 01:29:22,626 --> 01:29:23,792 Gymming, don't be silly no. 1250 01:29:25,626 --> 01:29:29,834 And I'm sure you know the answer to this. 1251 01:29:30,334 --> 01:29:31,209 I hope you do. 1252 01:29:31,667 --> 01:29:33,376 Your favourite moment together? 1253 01:29:35,042 --> 01:29:37,626 When I got my eight packs and half is on its way. 1254 01:29:38,084 --> 01:29:39,209 Half what is on the way? 1255 01:29:39,501 --> 01:29:40,917 Half pack? Eight-and-a-half? 1256 01:29:41,084 --> 01:29:42,376 This is your favourite moment together? 1257 01:29:42,542 --> 01:29:44,084 When you got eight-and-a-half packs. 1258 01:29:44,334 --> 01:29:45,792 - Yeah? - No, Robin. 1259 01:29:46,001 --> 01:29:47,167 When I met Robin. 1260 01:29:47,417 --> 01:29:48,667 - How sweet. - Who is Robin? 1261 01:29:48,959 --> 01:29:49,917 This is Robin. 1262 01:29:50,542 --> 01:29:51,334 This is Robin? 1263 01:29:52,917 --> 01:29:57,626 On which note, I have to say: the bride gets the hamper. 1264 01:29:59,751 --> 01:30:00,459 Thank you. 1265 01:30:00,792 --> 01:30:01,751 Now who's next? 1266 01:30:02,417 --> 01:30:03,084 Alia. 1267 01:30:03,417 --> 01:30:03,959 Alia. 1268 01:30:04,209 --> 01:30:07,417 Come on then, Gorgeous. Let's have you on the couch. 1269 01:30:08,251 --> 01:30:08,959 Yeah. 1270 01:30:09,792 --> 01:30:10,417 All the best. 1271 01:30:10,667 --> 01:30:11,292 - Thank you. - Bye darling. 1272 01:30:11,459 --> 01:30:11,917 Bye. 1273 01:30:12,209 --> 01:30:13,417 Take this man away. 1274 01:30:14,959 --> 01:30:16,167 All set, Alia? 1275 01:30:17,084 --> 01:30:18,251 Who would you like to call? 1276 01:30:19,667 --> 01:30:21,042 Jagjinder Joginder. 1277 01:30:22,792 --> 01:30:24,542 - Okay... - And Beeps. 1278 01:30:24,834 --> 01:30:25,709 Go brother. 1279 01:30:25,834 --> 01:30:26,459 Beeps? 1280 01:30:26,626 --> 01:30:27,792 My Dad. 1281 01:30:28,001 --> 01:30:28,792 Oh! 1282 01:30:30,376 --> 01:30:32,876 Papa and boyfriend. Scandal. I like it. 1283 01:30:35,209 --> 01:30:36,626 Why did you have to call him? 1284 01:30:37,459 --> 01:30:37,917 Ready? 1285 01:30:38,167 --> 01:30:38,709 Shall we? 1286 01:30:38,876 --> 01:30:39,626 It's a buzzer round? 1287 01:30:39,792 --> 01:30:40,417 Get set? 1288 01:30:40,834 --> 01:30:41,584 Go. 1289 01:30:42,167 --> 01:30:43,584 Alia's favourite colour? 1290 01:30:43,876 --> 01:30:46,126 - Blue. - Ooh in tandem. 1291 01:30:47,001 --> 01:30:48,292 Alia's favourite snack? 1292 01:30:48,501 --> 01:30:49,251 - Bananas. - Bananas. 1293 01:30:49,709 --> 01:30:50,417 Correct. 1294 01:30:50,834 --> 01:30:52,417 What kind of boy would Alia like? 1295 01:30:53,001 --> 01:30:54,584 The kind with whom she could fall asleep with and dream. 1296 01:30:54,959 --> 01:30:56,167 Interesting, I like that. 1297 01:30:56,334 --> 01:30:58,459 The kind with whom she could sleep with and dream! 1298 01:30:59,251 --> 01:30:59,959 Correct. 1299 01:31:01,167 --> 01:31:03,542 On that note again, what is Alia's favourite number? 1300 01:31:03,792 --> 01:31:04,542 Thirty-six. 1301 01:31:04,917 --> 01:31:05,751 Why thirty-six? 1302 01:31:06,084 --> 01:31:06,834 Think about it. 1303 01:31:07,084 --> 01:31:08,417 What's to think? You've got to figure it out. 1304 01:31:09,917 --> 01:31:11,667 What is Alia's favourite hobby? 1305 01:31:12,417 --> 01:31:13,251 Horse riding. 1306 01:31:15,876 --> 01:31:17,792 Uncle, you're falling behind. 1307 01:31:18,667 --> 01:31:19,876 Last question. 1308 01:31:21,709 --> 01:31:23,959 Who is Alia's favourite person? 1309 01:31:28,376 --> 01:31:29,709 Let him answer that one too. 1310 01:31:33,834 --> 01:31:34,917 Her Beeps. 1311 01:31:39,667 --> 01:31:40,917 - Correct. - Idiot. 1312 01:31:41,626 --> 01:31:43,251 You're the best. 1313 01:31:45,084 --> 01:31:51,751 So you got a daughter's love but the hamper goes to Jagjinder Joginder. 1314 01:31:58,334 --> 01:32:01,042 I'll take the girl. You keep the hamper. 1315 01:32:03,501 --> 01:32:04,917 I love that! 1316 01:32:05,417 --> 01:32:06,334 Love that, love that! 1317 01:32:06,501 --> 01:32:10,292 On that note, we'll call it a night, that was a good fight, keep it tight. 1318 01:32:10,459 --> 01:32:10,917 Thank you. 1319 01:32:11,084 --> 01:32:12,667 It's all about loving your parents! 1320 01:32:14,917 --> 01:32:15,876 Baseborn brat! 1321 01:32:17,167 --> 01:32:18,292 One selfie, one selfie. 1322 01:32:18,542 --> 01:32:21,834 - All right, 0k. - Come on, all right, pose. 1323 01:32:32,501 --> 01:32:33,334 The Firecracker? 1324 01:32:35,084 --> 01:32:36,209 I love you. 1325 01:32:37,209 --> 01:32:38,459 I'm missing you. 1326 01:32:39,251 --> 01:32:40,376 Where are you? 1327 01:32:48,126 --> 01:32:49,209 He's a fool. 1328 01:32:50,001 --> 01:32:53,876 Look, how he chases everything in skirts. 1329 01:32:54,251 --> 01:32:55,209 Womaniser! 1330 01:32:55,501 --> 01:32:57,501 Which girls have you seen him with, Beeps? 1331 01:32:57,792 --> 01:32:59,334 Which girls have I seen him with? 1332 01:32:59,542 --> 01:33:03,084 Look at him, just look at him. Even Mummyji isn't safe. 1333 01:33:03,334 --> 01:33:04,917 He's even got his eye on her. 1334 01:33:05,251 --> 01:33:08,542 If I don't stop him, he might be my step-father one day. 1335 01:33:08,834 --> 01:33:11,209 Look, look, his next target. 1336 01:33:12,376 --> 01:33:14,084 Look, he's so sweet to Eesha. 1337 01:33:14,251 --> 01:33:15,792 So sweet to Eesha, my tush! 1338 01:33:17,834 --> 01:33:18,751 Flirt! 1339 01:33:19,417 --> 01:33:20,251 Roadside Romeo! 1340 01:33:20,459 --> 01:33:24,459 Don't believe me, do you? I'll show you. I have proof. 1341 01:33:27,334 --> 01:33:28,167 Hard evidence. 1342 01:33:29,751 --> 01:33:33,709 Hello hello, hello, one two three, one two three, testing, testing, testing. 1343 01:33:35,626 --> 01:33:36,584 Ladies and gentlemen. 1344 01:33:36,751 --> 01:33:41,626 There's been another romance brewing in this romantic atmosphere. 1345 01:33:42,251 --> 01:33:44,501 A romance that has been kept hidden from us. 1346 01:33:45,667 --> 01:33:46,876 Just a second, ladies and gentlemen! 1347 01:33:51,042 --> 01:33:52,167 Presenting, his firecracker! 1348 01:33:52,959 --> 01:33:53,834 One second. 1349 01:33:56,709 --> 01:33:57,542 Here you are. 1350 01:34:01,167 --> 01:34:04,417 OMG...she's like old. 1351 01:34:04,834 --> 01:34:05,876 I am younger than her! 1352 01:34:06,126 --> 01:34:08,334 - What's happening, Tenthouse? - Love you firecracker. 1353 01:34:08,584 --> 01:34:10,417 - What's happening? - A marriage is happening. 1354 01:34:11,042 --> 01:34:12,167 Here too. 1355 01:34:14,292 --> 01:34:17,667 Namaste-ji, Sat Sri Akal, CC to all. 1356 01:34:18,251 --> 01:34:21,584 Hey Mr. Arora, remember we met? 1357 01:34:22,001 --> 01:34:23,876 I'm Khushwant Kaur. 1358 01:34:24,292 --> 01:34:26,376 Your daughter's the one getting married, right? 1359 01:34:26,584 --> 01:34:28,126 A hundred thousand blessings on her sweet head. 1360 01:34:28,292 --> 01:34:29,251 Thank you. 1361 01:34:29,459 --> 01:34:31,167 Daddy-O, meet my CEO. 1362 01:34:31,376 --> 01:34:32,417 I told you. 1363 01:34:33,334 --> 01:34:34,376 Everything under control, Gran? 1364 01:34:34,584 --> 01:34:38,292 Not bad, not bad. We've got too much chole. 1365 01:34:38,667 --> 01:34:42,709 But no one can make kheer like you. 1366 01:34:43,334 --> 01:34:44,459 Tell me what's with you? 1367 01:34:44,792 --> 01:34:46,584 The balloon boy went missing so I'm blowing these up myself. 1368 01:34:46,751 --> 01:34:47,876 I've got to go. 1369 01:34:48,042 --> 01:34:55,251 The band is here but the boy's side want hip hop songs, the silly berks. 1370 01:34:55,626 --> 01:34:57,667 Gran, gran, hold on a moment. 1371 01:34:59,959 --> 01:35:00,834 MY phone? 1372 01:35:02,126 --> 01:35:03,292 I want to talk to my grandmother. 1373 01:35:15,917 --> 01:35:18,917 Gran, I think I could sleep now. 1374 01:35:20,376 --> 01:35:21,709 - What are you saying? 1375 01:35:23,626 --> 01:35:24,876 That frog girl? 1376 01:35:32,834 --> 01:35:34,417 You're a wonder, Gran! 1377 01:35:35,167 --> 01:35:36,417 Bring her to me. 1378 01:35:37,126 --> 01:35:37,876 Of course. 1379 01:36:09,501 --> 01:36:12,501 "As they rise in the morning" 1380 01:36:14,334 --> 01:36:16,501 "Through layers of sleep." 1381 01:36:19,084 --> 01:36:21,834 "A story is woven." 1382 01:36:24,001 --> 01:36:25,751 "A story so deep." 1383 01:36:29,042 --> 01:36:31,042 "it's tough as steel" 1384 01:36:33,501 --> 01:36:35,584 "it's gentle as a feather." 1385 01:36:38,792 --> 01:36:44,209 "it's drawn these two hearts together" 1386 01:36:49,167 --> 01:36:51,167 "it's slow, it's subtle." 1387 01:36:51,584 --> 01:36:53,292 "it's soft as a feather" 1388 01:36:53,917 --> 01:36:56,584 "it's not to be felt" 1389 01:36:58,792 --> 01:37:00,626 "it can only be sensed." 1390 01:37:01,167 --> 01:37:02,792 "This feeling of security." 1391 01:37:03,584 --> 01:37:06,334 "This feeling of closeness." 1392 01:37:27,626 --> 01:37:29,084 "These eyes are a river" 1393 01:37:30,417 --> 01:37:32,959 "These eyes are a fountainhead" 1394 01:37:37,001 --> 01:37:38,584 "What flows from them?" 1395 01:37:39,626 --> 01:37:42,376 "A river of hope." 1396 01:37:45,709 --> 01:37:52,209 "This is what eyes have always done." 1397 01:37:55,251 --> 01:38:01,959 "They say the unsayable, they tell the truth." 1398 01:38:04,834 --> 01:38:08,334 "Two shadows have begun to play" 1399 01:38:09,542 --> 01:38:11,876 "They merge, they melt, they fade away" 1400 01:38:14,417 --> 01:38:21,126 "They slip and slide through the air." 1401 01:38:24,417 --> 01:38:29,959 "Now they have wings" 1402 01:38:34,001 --> 01:38:39,751 "These hearts can fly." 1403 01:39:01,501 --> 01:39:02,917 - What is this we are doing, Alia? 1404 01:39:03,417 --> 01:39:05,001 Wait, it has to dry. 1405 01:39:05,501 --> 01:39:06,667 Then we peel it. 1406 01:39:07,459 --> 01:39:12,376 I can't believe you've never put glue all over your hands and let it dry. 1407 01:39:13,042 --> 01:39:14,167 - Right. - And what happens now? 1408 01:39:14,459 --> 01:39:15,334 Wait. Peel and see. 1409 01:39:15,501 --> 01:39:16,709 Oh wow. 1410 01:39:19,292 --> 01:39:21,334 - Do it, do it. - Oh God, that's disgusting. 1411 01:39:23,751 --> 01:39:26,042 My skin is peeling away, doctor. 1412 01:39:26,417 --> 01:39:28,209 Please help me, doctor. 1413 01:39:30,834 --> 01:39:31,917 I know. You want a puff. 1414 01:39:39,251 --> 01:39:40,084 What's this? 1415 01:39:40,792 --> 01:39:41,834 One minute, I'll show you. 1416 01:39:42,084 --> 01:39:42,709 Useless. 1417 01:39:44,876 --> 01:39:47,334 Thumb? It says: good luck. 1418 01:39:47,834 --> 01:39:48,917 This one points. 1419 01:39:49,417 --> 01:39:50,084 Point. 1420 01:39:53,167 --> 01:39:54,501 Pee-Pee! 1421 01:39:54,667 --> 01:39:55,542 You want to go? 1422 01:39:56,042 --> 01:39:57,042 Ring finger. 1423 01:39:57,376 --> 01:39:58,376 What's this? 1424 01:39:58,917 --> 01:39:59,751 Useless. 1425 01:39:59,917 --> 01:40:01,167 This finger has no use. 1426 01:40:01,417 --> 01:40:02,417 - No use at all. - It's useless. 1427 01:40:02,667 --> 01:40:04,042 No use. Are you sure? 1428 01:40:04,251 --> 01:40:04,917 Useless. 1429 01:40:05,126 --> 01:40:05,959 Two-thirty. 1430 01:40:06,209 --> 01:40:08,126 No use at all? 1431 01:40:09,126 --> 01:40:10,042 Nothing? 1432 01:40:10,626 --> 01:40:12,042 So let's break the darned thing. 1433 01:40:19,834 --> 01:40:25,709 Mummy and I would dunk this in warm milk and eat it. 1434 01:40:28,584 --> 01:40:29,542 Where...she? 1435 01:40:30,084 --> 01:40:30,834 Eh? 1436 01:40:35,501 --> 01:40:36,292 What? 1437 01:40:37,459 --> 01:40:38,167 Didn't get that? 1438 01:40:38,667 --> 01:40:39,376 Where is she? 1439 01:40:39,542 --> 01:40:40,417 Where is she? 1440 01:40:40,626 --> 01:40:41,709 Where is she? 1441 01:40:42,709 --> 01:40:43,709 Mummy? 1442 01:40:46,042 --> 01:40:48,001 One night, we were playing hide-and-seek. 1443 01:40:48,959 --> 01:40:50,501 I counted to hundred. 1444 01:40:51,459 --> 01:40:53,001 When I went to look, they weren't there. 1445 01:40:55,126 --> 01:40:57,501 They were picked up, made to vanish, in the riots. 1446 01:40:58,959 --> 01:41:00,126 I never saw them again. 1447 01:41:07,876 --> 01:41:09,334 After that, did you ever play? 1448 01:41:10,792 --> 01:41:11,584 What? 1449 01:41:12,417 --> 01:41:13,626 Hide-and-seek? 1450 01:41:16,292 --> 01:41:17,209 Let's play then? 1451 01:41:19,876 --> 01:41:20,542 Let's. 1452 01:42:05,126 --> 01:42:07,626 Hello, wrong number! 1453 01:42:50,126 --> 01:42:51,126 ATTACK! 1454 01:43:50,959 --> 01:43:51,751 Mummyji agreed to... 1455 01:43:52,001 --> 01:43:54,084 Do you know? Alia sleeps with him. 1456 01:43:58,001 --> 01:43:59,626 Mr. Choksi, I'll come to your room. 1457 01:43:59,751 --> 01:44:01,334 Sir, whatever happens here stays here. 1458 01:44:01,542 --> 01:44:02,501 Run along. 1459 01:44:02,751 --> 01:44:03,751 I'll come to your room. 1460 01:44:03,876 --> 01:44:05,126 Okay, sir, as you say. 1461 01:44:09,209 --> 01:44:10,001 What rubbish! 1462 01:44:10,292 --> 01:44:11,251 It's not nonsense, Dad. 1463 01:44:11,376 --> 01:44:14,042 Alia sleeps with Jagjinder Joginder. 1464 01:44:14,834 --> 01:44:16,126 How dare he! 1465 01:44:16,459 --> 01:44:19,292 I'll kill him if he so much as lays a hand on her. 1466 01:44:19,876 --> 01:44:20,917 Shut up, Papa. 1467 01:44:21,292 --> 01:44:24,084 Alia goes to sleep now. She can sleep because of Joginder. 1468 01:44:25,209 --> 01:44:27,709 Alia didn't even know what a dream was up to now. 1469 01:44:28,834 --> 01:44:31,584 Isn't that what you always wanted? 1470 01:44:31,917 --> 01:44:34,459 That she should sleep, perchance to dream? 1471 01:44:34,792 --> 01:44:36,584 Please don't separate them, Papa. 1472 01:44:36,917 --> 01:44:38,542 But he's not good enough for her, my girl. 1473 01:44:39,042 --> 01:44:40,334 Maybe not. 1474 01:44:40,876 --> 01:44:42,334 But who will be suitable for Alia? 1475 01:44:42,501 --> 01:44:44,501 Who will love her more than you? 1476 01:44:45,292 --> 01:44:50,126 That means whoever comes along will always be second-best, right? 1477 01:44:50,667 --> 01:44:53,626 But you won't get a better second-best than Jaginder Joginder. 1478 01:44:54,084 --> 01:44:55,626 What rot you talk. 1479 01:44:56,251 --> 01:44:57,751 There are much better boys. 1480 01:44:59,042 --> 01:45:00,584 Like the one you found for me? 1481 01:45:02,251 --> 01:45:04,084 Like the one Grandma found for you? 1482 01:45:04,959 --> 01:45:06,334 Will you let that happen to Alia too? 1483 01:45:07,542 --> 01:45:11,167 If you stop her today, Dad, Grandma will turn her into a deal too. 1484 01:45:11,792 --> 01:45:14,251 Will you be able to do anything then? Or even say anything? 1485 01:45:15,001 --> 01:45:18,251 You've never said a thing but do it now. For Alia. 1486 01:45:19,334 --> 01:45:20,876 She's your favourite, isn't she? 1487 01:45:25,209 --> 01:45:27,417 Okay, Dad, just come with me. 1488 01:45:29,209 --> 01:45:29,917 Come no? 1489 01:45:30,042 --> 01:45:31,459 - Where? - Come on. 1490 01:45:31,709 --> 01:45:32,459 Where, kid? 1491 01:45:32,626 --> 01:45:33,417 Please. 1492 01:45:37,834 --> 01:45:39,334 Just look at them. 1493 01:46:11,501 --> 01:46:13,251 - Look at this empty theatre. 1494 01:46:13,417 --> 01:46:14,834 - That's what you call conspicuous consumption 1495 01:46:15,167 --> 01:46:17,084 In a hall which can seat two thousand, twenty people sit. 1496 01:46:17,376 --> 01:46:19,709 Look at that gang of gold-diggers. 1497 01:46:19,917 --> 01:46:22,001 - Robin, you're the man! 1498 01:46:26,917 --> 01:46:28,751 "Girls are fundamentally sentimental" 1499 01:46:28,959 --> 01:46:31,542 "That drives them mental" 1500 01:46:31,834 --> 01:46:33,626 "Girls are fundamentally sentimental" 1501 01:46:33,834 --> 01:46:36,167 "That drives them mental" 1502 01:46:41,584 --> 01:46:43,459 "One small step from sentimental" 1503 01:46:43,626 --> 01:46:46,042 "To fundamentally mental." 1504 01:46:46,542 --> 01:46:48,334 "One small step from sentimental" 1505 01:46:48,501 --> 01:46:50,667 "To fundamentally mental." 1506 01:46:51,917 --> 01:46:54,084 "if a mosquito bites Ma'am," 1507 01:46:54,334 --> 01:46:56,834 "She takes a selfie of it." 1508 01:46:57,417 --> 01:46:59,001 "And then off it goes" 1509 01:46:59,251 --> 01:47:01,626 "to lnstagram." 1510 01:47:02,292 --> 01:47:05,334 "She knows nothing of the world." 1511 01:47:07,167 --> 01:47:10,209 "lnto herself she stays curled" 1512 01:47:11,667 --> 01:47:13,251 "May the Lord protect us from girls" 1513 01:47:13,501 --> 01:47:15,751 "From their curls and whorls and pearls." 1514 01:47:16,334 --> 01:47:17,501 I'm in love! 1515 01:47:18,376 --> 01:47:19,917 "They're a bundle of fake notes" 1516 01:47:20,167 --> 01:47:22,709 "They're a lot of cancelled votes." 1517 01:47:23,251 --> 01:47:25,001 "One small step from sentimental" 1518 01:47:25,209 --> 01:47:27,667 "To fundamentally mental." 1519 01:47:28,167 --> 01:47:29,917 "One small step from sentimental" 1520 01:47:30,084 --> 01:47:31,876 "To fundamentally mental." 1521 01:47:35,959 --> 01:47:38,209 "Words of love come from a man's mouth" 1522 01:47:38,376 --> 01:47:40,917 "But his true feelings lie somewhat south." 1523 01:47:41,459 --> 01:47:43,084 "it's not his heart that's beating." 1524 01:47:43,292 --> 01:47:45,876 "it's his trousersnake that's bleating." 1525 01:47:47,917 --> 01:47:50,459 "Words of love come from a man's mouth" 1526 01:47:50,667 --> 01:47:53,209 "But his true feelings lie somewhat south." 1527 01:47:53,667 --> 01:47:55,376 "it's not his heart that's beating." 1528 01:47:55,542 --> 01:47:58,001 "it's his trousersnake that's bleating." 1529 01:47:58,584 --> 01:48:01,584 "His biceps may be big but what of it?" 1530 01:48:03,501 --> 01:48:06,126 "His brain is pea-sized and totally full of it." 1531 01:48:07,834 --> 01:48:11,751 "Oh Lord, Lord, show them what they look like." 1532 01:48:14,626 --> 01:48:15,876 "Men are mistakes" 1533 01:48:16,084 --> 01:48:18,667 "That women make." 1534 01:48:19,626 --> 01:48:20,834 "Men are mistakes" 1535 01:48:21,001 --> 01:48:23,667 "That women make." 1536 01:48:24,459 --> 01:48:28,584 "They call us mental when they're the same." 1537 01:48:29,376 --> 01:48:33,001 "They call us mental when they're the same." 1538 01:48:43,876 --> 01:48:47,584 "All this make up that you slap on your face" 1539 01:48:48,459 --> 01:48:52,376 "if a man won't turn round, it's a disgrace" 1540 01:48:52,667 --> 01:48:54,417 "Just a disgrace" 1541 01:48:54,751 --> 01:48:56,459 "Just a disgrace" 1542 01:48:56,751 --> 01:48:59,334 "Oh right, and as if your big car" 1543 01:48:59,542 --> 01:49:01,584 "Doesn't tell me what a prig you are." 1544 01:49:02,042 --> 01:49:03,709 "it's not just a symbol of your money" 1545 01:49:03,876 --> 01:49:06,292 "it tells me what you don't got down there, honey." 1546 01:49:08,667 --> 01:49:10,626 "The world's a bus-stop" 1547 01:49:10,917 --> 01:49:12,959 "Girls come and go." 1548 01:49:13,251 --> 01:49:15,167 "if you miss one " 1549 01:49:15,417 --> 01:49:17,126 "Another will show" 1550 01:49:17,376 --> 01:49:19,751 "Be careful how many buses you drop." 1551 01:49:19,917 --> 01:49:22,084 "You may end up sleeping at the bus stop" 1552 01:49:22,501 --> 01:49:24,334 "You'd better stop such silly talk" 1553 01:49:24,501 --> 01:49:26,542 "Or you might be forced to walk." 1554 01:49:27,001 --> 01:49:31,126 "Even God was rather startled with His creation." 1555 01:49:31,584 --> 01:49:35,042 "Women are His miracle, men are his fraud" 1556 01:49:35,792 --> 01:49:39,917 "A daughter is someone else's property" 1557 01:49:40,209 --> 01:49:44,459 "Better that than being black money as a man can be." 1558 01:49:45,084 --> 01:49:47,167 "Better that than being black money as a man can be." 1559 01:49:47,376 --> 01:49:49,042 "Better that than being black money as a man can be." 1560 01:49:49,334 --> 01:49:51,459 "Our case is strong, our point is made" 1561 01:49:51,667 --> 01:49:53,626 "Our case is strong, our point is made" 1562 01:49:53,917 --> 01:49:57,792 "Go wash your face, your rouge may fade." 1563 01:49:59,959 --> 01:50:03,917 "Men are only footwear for women's use." 1564 01:50:04,501 --> 01:50:08,292 "Men are only footwear for women's use." 1565 01:50:09,084 --> 01:50:10,542 "They say we're mental" 1566 01:50:10,751 --> 01:50:13,042 "But these aren't gentlemen" 1567 01:50:13,626 --> 01:50:17,542 "They're mistakes, these mental men" 1568 01:50:55,917 --> 01:50:59,292 "I may be the sandal but I have to take your weight" 1569 01:50:59,709 --> 01:51:01,209 "I would try to be your beloved hero" 1570 01:51:01,417 --> 01:51:02,917 "No size zero!" 1571 01:51:03,334 --> 01:51:04,792 "No size zero!" 1572 01:51:05,459 --> 01:51:06,959 "Look at the match made for me." 1573 01:51:07,167 --> 01:51:08,876 "The bride's not a patch on me." 1574 01:51:09,084 --> 01:51:12,501 "I'm a medium and my bride is an extra large." 1575 01:51:12,792 --> 01:51:14,501 "As big as a barge." 1576 01:51:14,876 --> 01:51:16,459 "Do you think you have the gait of a deer?" 1577 01:51:16,667 --> 01:51:18,542 "You're the entire herd in kilotons, I fear." 1578 01:51:18,792 --> 01:51:20,376 "Your waist is a waste of space" 1579 01:51:20,542 --> 01:51:22,126 "it takes up all the space." 1580 01:51:22,376 --> 01:51:24,001 "This isn't a match." 1581 01:51:24,251 --> 01:51:25,876 "it's a scam." 1582 01:51:26,126 --> 01:51:27,876 "And I've been stuck" 1583 01:51:28,084 --> 01:51:29,667 "In a jam." 1584 01:51:30,001 --> 01:51:31,584 "This isn't a match." 1585 01:51:31,834 --> 01:51:33,292 "it's a scam." 1586 01:51:33,792 --> 01:51:35,292 "And I've been stuck" 1587 01:51:35,667 --> 01:51:36,959 "In a jam." 1588 01:51:37,126 --> 01:51:38,709 "Now that things have come to this pass." 1589 01:51:39,001 --> 01:51:40,667 "I'm begging you: let's end this farce." 1590 01:51:40,917 --> 01:51:42,584 "You have nothing in you of the wife I seek" 1591 01:51:42,751 --> 01:51:44,459 "You'll make my future look very bleak." 1592 01:51:44,667 --> 01:51:46,167 "Such a deal will make me feel" 1593 01:51:46,584 --> 01:51:48,251 "a total heel" 1594 01:51:48,501 --> 01:51:49,959 "Marrying a woman who's a disgrace" 1595 01:51:50,167 --> 01:51:52,001 "To the entire feminine race." 1596 01:52:00,334 --> 01:52:01,459 "Get thee to a nunnery." 1597 01:52:36,376 --> 01:52:37,876 "Here's what I would like to know:" 1598 01:52:38,042 --> 01:52:40,001 "What makes you so keen on size zero?" 1599 01:52:44,001 --> 01:52:45,376 "And take one look at your own face." 1600 01:52:45,584 --> 01:52:47,792 "You're not the Brad Pitt of the Sindhi race." 1601 01:52:51,709 --> 01:52:53,542 "if your mother were a little overweight" 1602 01:52:53,709 --> 01:52:55,209 "Would you change her for someone who looked great?" 1603 01:52:55,459 --> 01:52:56,876 "Or would you end your relationship with her?" 1604 01:52:57,084 --> 01:52:59,334 "Would you let your love simply wither?" 1605 01:53:03,167 --> 01:53:04,209 "What's fat?" 1606 01:53:04,417 --> 01:53:06,292 "A workout can deal with that." 1607 01:53:07,001 --> 01:53:10,084 "You'll still be a misogynistic prat." 1608 01:53:10,417 --> 01:53:13,876 "A man who disses women" 1609 01:53:14,251 --> 01:53:17,584 "shames the entire nation." 1610 01:53:18,042 --> 01:53:21,501 "A man who disses women" 1611 01:53:21,876 --> 01:53:24,751 "shames the entire nation." 1612 01:53:26,834 --> 01:53:28,667 "He who shames a woman" 1613 01:53:28,876 --> 01:53:30,584 "shames his mum by implication" 1614 01:53:30,792 --> 01:53:34,084 "You're a shame to your constellation." 1615 01:53:34,501 --> 01:53:36,126 "So what if your face makes babies cry?" 1616 01:53:36,376 --> 01:53:38,209 "You can say nice things and make a try" 1617 01:53:38,376 --> 01:53:42,084 "At pretending to be part of humanity." 1618 01:53:42,792 --> 01:53:48,667 "I offer my condolences to the house of your birth" 1619 01:53:49,667 --> 01:53:53,084 "They must regret your turning up on the earth." 1620 01:54:08,334 --> 01:54:09,959 I won't let them insult me like that. 1621 01:54:10,292 --> 01:54:11,459 Are you mad? 1622 01:54:13,376 --> 01:54:14,417 We're on the rocks now. 1623 01:54:14,584 --> 01:54:16,001 I don't want to marry. 1624 01:54:16,459 --> 01:54:20,501 If the Arora deal is called off, your protein shakes will also be called off. 1625 01:54:22,334 --> 01:54:23,584 Go, ask for pardon. 1626 01:54:26,626 --> 01:54:27,667 Do it for your bro. 1627 01:54:29,042 --> 01:54:29,751 Come on. 1628 01:54:33,876 --> 01:54:34,834 That's it. 1629 01:54:35,959 --> 01:54:37,584 Go, Bro! 1630 01:54:40,251 --> 01:54:41,751 "I'm wrong and I confess." 1631 01:54:41,917 --> 01:54:44,584 "Girls are perfect, I'm a mess." 1632 01:54:45,126 --> 01:54:46,334 "I'm wrong and I confess." 1633 01:54:46,501 --> 01:54:49,292 "Girls are perfect, I'm a mess." 1634 01:54:50,042 --> 01:54:54,126 "God's ultimate creation is a woman." 1635 01:54:54,876 --> 01:54:57,459 "Girls represent the link between man and God" 1636 01:54:57,667 --> 01:54:59,501 "Girls are perfect and I'm a stupid clod." 1637 01:54:59,792 --> 01:55:01,084 "I'm wrong and I confess." 1638 01:55:01,209 --> 01:55:03,834 "Girls are perfect, I'm a mess." 1639 01:55:16,584 --> 01:55:17,876 I'm over here, you imbecile. 1640 01:55:18,084 --> 01:55:18,667 Yes. 1641 01:55:19,042 --> 01:55:20,792 I have this to deal with here and Bipin over there... 1642 01:55:21,417 --> 01:55:23,917 He almost ruined the deal yesterday. 1643 01:55:25,167 --> 01:55:26,792 What are you doing? 1644 01:55:27,126 --> 01:55:29,959 The air-conditioning is on so the fan... 1645 01:55:30,126 --> 01:55:31,667 Always arguing. 1646 01:55:31,834 --> 01:55:33,251 Let me get this wedding done... 1647 01:55:33,459 --> 01:55:35,167 ...and then I'll get you married, my boysie-woysie. 1648 01:55:37,876 --> 01:55:40,917 Never mind. Show me the saris. 1649 01:55:41,626 --> 01:55:42,667 Can't do anything right. 1650 01:55:46,667 --> 01:55:47,792 How do you like this, Mummyji? 1651 01:55:48,334 --> 01:55:50,417 I wouldn't give it to the servant. 1652 01:55:54,334 --> 01:55:55,626 This is something else, Mummyji. 1653 01:55:55,959 --> 01:55:57,626 Heaven forefend. 1654 01:56:00,876 --> 01:56:02,167 This one is the best, Mummyji. 1655 01:56:02,417 --> 01:56:04,751 What is this manure? 1656 01:56:04,959 --> 01:56:07,626 Mummyji, why talk about such things when you're eating. 1657 01:56:07,751 --> 01:56:10,042 It's my mouth and I'll use it the way I like. 1658 01:56:10,584 --> 01:56:11,876 Sloppy designer! 1659 01:56:12,584 --> 01:56:13,751 Yuck, Mummyji. 1660 01:56:15,667 --> 01:56:21,792 Don't you yuck me, you upstart. Come here and get yours. Come here. 1661 01:56:22,626 --> 01:56:23,667 Come here, you. 1662 01:56:24,251 --> 01:56:25,459 Come here, now. 1663 01:56:25,584 --> 01:56:26,251 Mummyji. 1664 01:56:26,417 --> 01:56:27,334 - Come here. Now. 1665 01:56:27,876 --> 01:56:28,834 - You're disobeying me? 1666 01:56:29,251 --> 01:56:30,709 My lovely prince. 1667 01:56:31,126 --> 01:56:32,209 - Come here. - No 1668 01:56:32,334 --> 01:56:33,709 - You coming or not? - No, Mummyji 1669 01:56:33,834 --> 01:56:35,376 - You coming or not?! - Mummyji 1670 01:56:36,876 --> 01:56:37,542 Mummyji. 1671 01:57:07,917 --> 01:57:09,084 Sorry Mummyji. 1672 01:57:13,709 --> 01:57:14,542 Mummyji? 1673 01:57:30,834 --> 01:57:31,917 Mummyji? 1674 01:57:45,876 --> 01:57:46,834 Mummyji? 1675 01:58:09,834 --> 01:58:11,209 Mummy...tee hee hee! 1676 01:58:19,792 --> 01:58:20,834 Nonsense. Stop it. 1677 01:58:21,042 --> 01:58:22,834 Enough of this. 1678 01:58:23,334 --> 01:58:25,959 First we have to tell the Fundwanis. 1679 01:58:26,334 --> 01:58:27,209 No. Never. 1680 01:58:27,417 --> 01:58:30,459 A death in the family means the wedding is off. 1681 01:58:30,709 --> 01:58:33,667 If the wedding is off, the deal is off. 1682 01:58:34,251 --> 01:58:38,126 If the deal falls through, you know what happens? 1683 01:58:41,709 --> 01:58:43,584 The lawyer is right. 1684 01:58:44,376 --> 01:58:46,126 We can't stop the wedding. 1685 01:58:46,959 --> 01:58:49,209 And then...think about Eesha. 1686 01:59:02,084 --> 01:59:03,001 What do we do? 1687 01:59:20,126 --> 01:59:21,084 Shall we make a dash for it? 1688 01:59:22,751 --> 01:59:24,167 This is our chance. 1689 01:59:25,417 --> 01:59:26,792 The decision is yours. 1690 01:59:28,584 --> 01:59:30,709 Whatever you decide, I'm with you. 1691 01:59:32,459 --> 01:59:33,334 Look, kiddo... 1692 01:59:33,501 --> 01:59:35,001 ...you don't have to compromise... 1693 01:59:37,376 --> 01:59:38,709 Looking very pretty. 1694 01:59:41,084 --> 01:59:42,834 Your father talks a lot of rot. 1695 01:59:43,876 --> 01:59:45,459 Didn't we compromise? 1696 01:59:45,959 --> 01:59:47,459 And we're still happy. 1697 01:59:48,501 --> 01:59:50,709 Girl, marriages work only on compromises. 1698 01:59:52,126 --> 01:59:53,251 One second. 1699 01:59:56,251 --> 02:00:00,834 Just because Mummyji is gone doesn't mean we abandon family tradition. 1700 02:00:01,376 --> 02:00:02,126 Right? 1701 02:00:03,459 --> 02:00:05,501 We need the Fundwani funds. 1702 02:00:06,917 --> 02:00:09,667 And that Robin big-chest? He isn't so bad. 1703 02:00:11,126 --> 02:00:13,626 Get those bangles on. I'll be right back. 1704 02:00:22,167 --> 02:00:24,167 You do not have to compromise. 1705 02:00:42,042 --> 02:00:45,417 Six...seven...eight. 1706 02:00:46,001 --> 02:00:46,917 Eight-and-a-half. 1707 02:00:47,251 --> 02:00:48,334 Eight-and-a-half! 1708 02:00:58,209 --> 02:00:59,417 What do we do with her? 1709 02:01:01,209 --> 02:01:02,292 We keep her alive. 1710 02:01:02,917 --> 02:01:03,542 What? 1711 02:01:08,501 --> 02:01:09,292 Not too dark. 1712 02:01:09,459 --> 02:01:10,501 This looks sexy. 1713 02:01:15,042 --> 02:01:18,542 The ladies, the gentlemen, I present to you... 1714 02:01:19,167 --> 02:01:20,376 ...the flying marital mare! 1715 02:01:44,751 --> 02:01:45,709 - Love you, bro! 1716 02:01:46,042 --> 02:01:47,876 Ma'am, red wine? 1717 02:01:48,792 --> 02:01:49,959 Or white wine? 1718 02:01:50,834 --> 02:01:51,501 Ma'am? 1719 02:01:52,584 --> 02:01:55,167 Mummyji, he's asking red or white? 1720 02:01:56,292 --> 02:01:59,209 Last chance. Last time. You're sure? 1721 02:01:59,751 --> 02:02:00,709 Think about it. 1722 02:02:01,626 --> 02:02:04,292 Guys, the family needs this to happen. 1723 02:02:04,626 --> 02:02:07,376 And maybe Robin will change after we get married. 1724 02:02:11,334 --> 02:02:12,792 Smile, Mummyji! 1725 02:02:13,167 --> 02:02:14,084 Everything under control? 1726 02:02:14,251 --> 02:02:16,917 Mummyji, just because you're dead doesn't mean you can't smile. 1727 02:02:17,584 --> 02:02:19,084 Come on, Mummyji... 1728 02:02:20,126 --> 02:02:23,084 One two three...smile... 1729 02:02:24,167 --> 02:02:25,001 PP. 1730 02:02:30,126 --> 02:02:31,751 How are you, Kamlaji? 1731 02:02:35,376 --> 02:02:36,209 Mummyji what a joke! 1732 02:02:39,542 --> 02:02:40,751 Come on, Mummyji, smile! 1733 02:02:41,709 --> 02:02:42,584 Hey JJ! 1734 02:02:42,792 --> 02:02:44,876 Let me take a photo, me, me. 1735 02:02:45,167 --> 02:02:46,709 Now Mummyji will smile. 1736 02:02:46,876 --> 02:02:47,376 Really? 1737 02:02:47,542 --> 02:02:49,459 - One...two...three... - Come on, Mummyji, smile. 1738 02:02:51,334 --> 02:02:59,501 "Come my friends and sing for me, for this night, I am a bride." 1739 02:03:02,876 --> 02:03:11,334 "The guests have arrived and the fire has been lit." 1740 02:03:14,626 --> 02:03:22,917 "I am to marry this night." 1741 02:03:27,209 --> 02:03:28,209 Oh my God! 1742 02:04:01,959 --> 02:04:03,084 Chill, Robin! 1743 02:04:26,459 --> 02:04:28,834 Alia, just unhook this? 1744 02:04:30,917 --> 02:04:31,501 Huh? 1745 02:04:31,709 --> 02:04:32,667 Help me get this off. 1746 02:04:33,042 --> 02:04:33,751 The dupatta? 1747 02:04:33,959 --> 02:04:34,959 Yes. 1748 02:04:36,542 --> 02:04:37,917 Are you sure? 1749 02:04:38,292 --> 02:04:39,126 Yes, I'm sure. 1750 02:04:48,417 --> 02:04:50,292 Uncle, unhook that please. 1751 02:04:50,626 --> 02:04:51,459 - Eesha? 1752 02:04:51,959 --> 02:04:52,834 Eesha, stop it. 1753 02:04:59,667 --> 02:05:00,834 - Unbutton me. 1754 02:05:06,376 --> 02:05:07,042 The ones at the back too. 1755 02:05:07,209 --> 02:05:07,876 Yes. 1756 02:05:08,959 --> 02:05:10,001 Please, get me out of this. 1757 02:05:12,126 --> 02:05:13,126 What are you doing? 1758 02:05:46,834 --> 02:05:47,626 Eesha? 1759 02:06:04,792 --> 02:06:05,751 God, I'm so hungry. 1760 02:06:11,626 --> 02:06:12,751 Hang on to this, Alia. 1761 02:06:14,167 --> 02:06:16,167 Look at me, look at me. 1762 02:06:18,959 --> 02:06:21,251 You're marrying me but you can't even look at me? 1763 02:06:22,292 --> 02:06:23,417 This is how I am. 1764 02:06:24,209 --> 02:06:26,167 And I am perfect the way I am. 1765 02:06:27,084 --> 02:06:28,292 I'm fat and I like it. 1766 02:06:28,626 --> 02:06:32,126 I love it actually and I'm not even that fat, am I Alia? 1767 02:06:32,751 --> 02:06:33,459 No! 1768 02:06:34,251 --> 02:06:37,792 I have lots of people in my life who love me as I am, right Dad? 1769 02:06:38,501 --> 02:06:39,084 Me. 1770 02:06:39,709 --> 02:06:40,334 Me too, Sis. 1771 02:06:42,542 --> 02:06:43,251 I love you. 1772 02:06:46,042 --> 02:06:49,417 So I'm going to live my life as I like. 1773 02:06:50,042 --> 02:06:52,501 I'll marry someone I choose or I won't marry. 1774 02:06:54,126 --> 02:06:55,126 I'm fat and if I choose I'll stay fat. 1775 02:06:55,251 --> 02:06:56,292 Or I'll lose weight. 1776 02:06:56,626 --> 02:06:58,084 Got it bro 1777 02:06:58,542 --> 02:07:01,209 But as of this moment, I reject you, Mr. Eight-Packs! 1778 02:07:01,792 --> 02:07:03,126 Eight and a half. 1779 02:07:16,251 --> 02:07:16,834 What is going on? 1780 02:07:17,001 --> 02:07:19,667 Put this on, Kiddo. 1781 02:07:21,834 --> 02:07:24,917 If my daughter doesn't want to get married... 1782 02:07:25,417 --> 02:07:27,876 ...no force in the world is going to get her married. 1783 02:07:28,167 --> 02:07:28,917 Just shut up, Bipin. 1784 02:07:29,126 --> 02:07:31,292 You shut up too, Geetu. 1785 02:07:31,501 --> 02:07:33,542 Excuse me, excuse me please. 1786 02:07:34,126 --> 02:07:34,959 Full respect, boss. 1787 02:07:35,667 --> 02:07:37,834 Put this on, Daddy-O. 1788 02:07:38,001 --> 02:07:39,126 This is an insult. 1789 02:07:40,417 --> 02:07:42,959 - And what about Splendiferous? - One minute, please. 1790 02:07:43,251 --> 02:07:47,834 Eesha, Eesha my girl, life is like this. 1791 02:07:48,584 --> 02:07:51,459 We often have to do things we don't want to. 1792 02:07:52,334 --> 02:07:53,792 Please, Eesha, listen to me. 1793 02:07:54,167 --> 02:07:56,501 Eesha, child, please accept. 1794 02:07:57,001 --> 02:07:57,667 Why? 1795 02:07:58,126 --> 02:07:59,417 Don't interfere, Vipul. 1796 02:07:59,834 --> 02:08:02,251 Why? Do I not have feelings? 1797 02:08:02,626 --> 02:08:03,709 Don't say yes. 1798 02:08:04,126 --> 02:08:06,792 Because of all of you, I've been living a lie. 1799 02:08:07,001 --> 02:08:08,084 What happened? 1800 02:08:09,209 --> 02:08:13,501 - What happened, Uncle? - I'm... I'm...I'm... 1801 02:08:16,001 --> 02:08:18,751 - I'm gay! - We know. 1802 02:08:19,209 --> 02:08:21,042 - You know? - Yes. 1803 02:08:21,417 --> 02:08:22,751 I want to say something too. 1804 02:08:23,209 --> 02:08:24,209 Rm Pfeggers. 1805 02:08:24,709 --> 02:08:25,417 Preggers? 1806 02:08:25,626 --> 02:08:26,626 Pregnant, Beeps. 1807 02:08:28,626 --> 02:08:29,626 The tutor? 1808 02:08:30,209 --> 02:08:30,959 - Ramesh - Ramesh 1809 02:08:31,209 --> 02:08:33,334 - OMG, this is like so awesome... 1810 02:08:33,501 --> 02:08:34,542 - Like totally. 1811 02:08:35,084 --> 02:08:36,542 All that work down the drain. 1812 02:08:37,292 --> 02:08:38,292 - Excuse me. 1813 02:08:38,709 --> 02:08:41,959 Now that everyone's telling the truth: I'm illegitimate. 1814 02:08:42,417 --> 02:08:43,126 - Alia. 1815 02:08:43,709 --> 02:08:46,792 Come on Beeps, let me tell it like it is. I am Beeps' daughter. 1816 02:08:47,001 --> 02:08:48,292 With another woman. 1817 02:08:48,542 --> 02:08:49,751 - Wow, Dad! 1818 02:08:51,209 --> 02:08:52,834 And by the way, Sis, I'm older than you. 1819 02:08:53,126 --> 02:08:54,167 - Really. - Yeah. 1820 02:08:55,459 --> 02:08:56,042 Yes. 1821 02:08:56,626 --> 02:08:57,667 And I'm not even a priest. 1822 02:08:57,876 --> 02:08:58,751 - No. I'm not. 1823 02:08:59,792 --> 02:09:01,167 I'm a cricket commentator. 1824 02:09:01,834 --> 02:09:05,292 Ever since Sidhu has taken to commentary, I've been out of work. 1825 02:09:05,917 --> 02:09:08,626 So I developed this spiel. 1826 02:09:09,251 --> 02:09:10,167 How? 1827 02:09:15,376 --> 02:09:19,084 The pitch puts a damper on play, the weather will hamper the way the boys play. 1828 02:09:19,251 --> 02:09:23,001 The Lanka batsmen are on the heavy side but they show no playing pride. 1829 02:09:23,542 --> 02:09:27,209 India bats next, the bowlers are hexed and the batsmen are vexed. 1830 02:09:28,417 --> 02:09:29,459 Swaha... 1831 02:09:30,876 --> 02:09:33,126 Enough of this nonsense! 1832 02:09:34,042 --> 02:09:36,209 This is no joke. It's business. 1833 02:09:36,501 --> 02:09:38,667 This marriage will happen. Or I shoot to the kill. 1834 02:09:39,792 --> 02:09:43,001 Bro, I don't want to marry as a business deal. 1835 02:09:43,209 --> 02:09:44,084 Shut up, Robin. 1836 02:09:45,167 --> 02:09:47,459 Mummyji, what is this Mummyji? 1837 02:09:48,834 --> 02:09:50,126 Today no smiling, no talking? 1838 02:09:50,459 --> 02:09:51,459 Someone stop him. 1839 02:09:51,626 --> 02:09:53,126 Mummyji come on say some- 1840 02:09:53,834 --> 02:09:54,376 What? 1841 02:09:54,584 --> 02:09:55,626 Mummyji is dead. 1842 02:09:56,376 --> 02:09:56,959 What? 1843 02:09:58,001 --> 02:09:58,626 Whaat?? 1844 02:09:58,876 --> 02:09:59,792 Whaaat??? 1845 02:10:00,501 --> 02:10:02,001 Whaaaat???? 1846 02:10:04,334 --> 02:10:09,209 Now that Mummyi is officially dead, this wedding cannot happen. 1847 02:10:09,501 --> 02:10:12,001 We regret to announce the cancellation... 1848 02:10:18,084 --> 02:10:22,292 This wedding will happen, Mummyji or no Mummyji. 1849 02:10:23,959 --> 02:10:25,292 The show must go on. 1850 02:10:25,959 --> 02:10:29,501 But The Harry, this man is no priest, he's a cricket commentator. 1851 02:10:29,709 --> 02:10:30,626 How will he marry them? 1852 02:10:30,834 --> 02:10:32,501 - Makes no difference. 1853 02:10:32,834 --> 02:10:35,792 Once they've walked around the fire seven times, they will be married. 1854 02:10:36,209 --> 02:10:39,376 Come on Eesha, move it. Hansa, move. Robin. 1855 02:10:39,709 --> 02:10:40,501 Move! 1856 02:10:41,834 --> 02:10:42,584 Move, move. 1857 02:10:44,876 --> 02:10:48,667 At the feet of Muthaiya, lies Murlidhar. 1858 02:10:51,334 --> 02:10:54,209 Oh Sanghkara, why hit so hard? And our little man is a tub of lard. 1859 02:10:54,542 --> 02:10:58,542 Your daughter's getting married. Be happy. 1860 02:10:59,417 --> 02:11:01,792 And Sachin is stumped for a way forward. 1861 02:11:03,334 --> 02:11:04,084 What is this? 1862 02:11:05,667 --> 02:11:06,667 Good going, Robin. 1863 02:11:15,959 --> 02:11:17,584 I'm going to fire a few shots too. 1864 02:11:17,792 --> 02:11:18,667 Before the wedding. 1865 02:11:18,876 --> 02:11:19,751 Before the wedding. 1866 02:11:25,709 --> 02:11:30,709 Mummy your cannon, the hope of the nation. 1867 02:11:33,376 --> 02:11:34,167 I didn't shoot. 1868 02:11:34,667 --> 02:11:35,792 I fired. 1869 02:11:36,709 --> 02:11:38,084 No no no, not my bro. 1870 02:11:38,417 --> 02:11:41,292 Hands up. No one moves. 1871 02:11:41,917 --> 02:11:43,501 - I've always wanted to say that line. 1872 02:11:43,709 --> 02:11:46,917 Another one: we have you surrounded. 1873 02:11:47,626 --> 02:11:49,292 - That's just dialogue. Stay focused. 1874 02:11:49,542 --> 02:11:50,751 One more. One more dialogue. 1875 02:11:52,167 --> 02:11:55,126 If you value your lives, throw down your guns! 1876 02:11:57,126 --> 02:11:57,959 One more. 1877 02:11:59,834 --> 02:12:03,084 What would you know of the value of marriage? 1878 02:12:03,542 --> 02:12:04,417 Superb. 1879 02:12:07,001 --> 02:12:12,167 That itty-bitty pistol? Daddy-O, take it away from them. 1880 02:12:12,584 --> 02:12:15,876 No, please don't. This is...this is... 1881 02:12:16,459 --> 02:12:20,792 ...family possession. This is...this is... my property, ancestral property, 1882 02:12:21,209 --> 02:12:23,626 ...my great grandfather gave me this gun. 1883 02:12:28,376 --> 02:12:33,376 This is the crazy, you are the Harry, I'm the Bipin. 1884 02:12:34,001 --> 02:12:36,084 We're all Sindhi and we speak Sindhi and the world is Sindhi. 1885 02:12:36,251 --> 02:12:37,292 We have nothing in common. 1886 02:12:37,459 --> 02:12:38,834 - Keep it here. - Yeah, thanks. 1887 02:12:39,292 --> 02:12:40,417 Only Sindhi. 1888 02:12:41,501 --> 02:12:42,626 Like the peach! 1889 02:12:51,376 --> 02:12:52,501 - Daddy-o, let's get out of here. 1890 02:12:54,126 --> 02:12:54,959 Shall we flee? 1891 02:12:55,542 --> 02:12:56,334 Really? 1892 02:12:57,417 --> 02:12:59,292 - Shall we run for it? - Let's. 1893 02:12:59,542 --> 02:13:00,042 Let's g0! 1894 02:13:00,209 --> 02:13:00,959 Let's g0! 1895 02:13:01,709 --> 02:13:02,709 Let's g0! 1896 02:13:03,542 --> 02:13:05,334 Bro-bro-bruhhh. 1897 02:13:05,542 --> 02:13:06,917 One minute, hold on. 1898 02:13:07,167 --> 02:13:07,667 - Run! 1899 02:13:07,834 --> 02:13:08,792 Uncle, come with us. 1900 02:13:08,959 --> 02:13:10,376 You go on ahead. I'll cut them off here. Go. 1901 02:13:10,542 --> 02:13:11,501 A he-man 1902 02:13:11,792 --> 02:13:12,917 - Thank you brother. 1903 02:13:13,501 --> 02:13:14,417 Come on, Beeps 1904 02:13:14,834 --> 02:13:16,376 "Until night fell, the night, the night." 1905 02:13:18,459 --> 02:13:22,292 "Then they opened a bottle of liquor" 1906 02:13:22,626 --> 02:13:23,501 "The whole thing became a mess." 1907 02:13:23,751 --> 02:13:25,792 Harry Fundwani, I'll just fire on you right now. 1908 02:13:25,959 --> 02:13:26,917 No,no,no. 1909 02:13:27,334 --> 02:13:28,126 It is rather heavy. 1910 02:13:28,334 --> 02:13:29,792 That's why I'm telling you, darling, give it to me. 1911 02:13:31,917 --> 02:13:33,001 There was only one bullet in it. 1912 02:13:34,126 --> 02:13:36,584 - Come on chase them - Bro! 1913 02:13:37,209 --> 02:13:40,792 "One more peg, more or less" "And everything became a mess." 1914 02:13:42,751 --> 02:13:46,792 "Just that bottle of liquor made everyone's heart beat that much quicker." 1915 02:14:01,626 --> 02:14:04,084 "The relatives were hugging each other" 1916 02:14:04,376 --> 02:14:06,584 "They were acting just like brothers." 1917 02:14:11,167 --> 02:14:13,542 "The relatives were hugging each other" 1918 02:14:13,792 --> 02:14:15,709 "They were acting just like brothers." 1919 02:14:16,376 --> 02:14:18,542 "The relatives were hugging each other" 1920 02:14:18,751 --> 02:14:20,126 "They were acting just like brothers." 1921 02:14:20,376 --> 02:14:22,417 Daddy-o, Daddy-o! 1922 02:14:24,167 --> 02:14:28,626 Daddy-O, the helicopter. What better moment will you get? 1923 02:14:28,959 --> 02:14:31,251 - Fly that chopper. - Yes, come on! 1924 02:14:31,751 --> 02:14:32,501 Yes. 1925 02:14:32,834 --> 02:14:36,959 "This was no marriage, it was a deal. And the deal was quite a steal." 1926 02:14:37,209 --> 02:14:38,584 "The whole thing became a mess." 1927 02:14:39,667 --> 02:14:41,334 "The whole thing became a mess." 1928 02:14:42,042 --> 02:14:43,834 "The whole thing became a mess." 1929 02:14:44,042 --> 02:14:45,751 - Okay, let's go. - "The whole thing became a mess." 1930 02:15:16,501 --> 02:15:17,084 Ashok 1931 02:15:17,292 --> 02:15:20,667 "What was supposed to be a sweet deal Turned out to be a total steal." 1932 02:15:22,042 --> 02:15:26,167 "What was supposed to be a sweet deal Turned out to be a total steal." 1933 02:15:26,876 --> 02:15:30,751 "Everyone's true nature was revealed." 1934 02:15:31,626 --> 02:15:35,209 "Everyone's true nature was revealed." 1935 02:15:41,292 --> 02:15:44,167 Who's going to pay me back? 1936 02:15:45,126 --> 02:15:46,917 - Hey...wow. - We're good. 1937 02:15:48,542 --> 02:15:49,584 We made it. 1938 02:15:50,709 --> 02:15:52,459 Alia, it's Uncle Vipul. 1939 02:16:02,459 --> 02:16:03,542 Safe. 1940 02:16:06,334 --> 02:16:07,084 I'm sorry. 1941 02:16:08,709 --> 02:16:09,542 Sorry. 1942 02:16:09,959 --> 02:16:11,959 It's ok, it doesn't matter, chill. 1943 02:16:15,626 --> 02:16:17,084 Set me down anywhere you like. 1944 02:16:17,292 --> 02:16:19,417 - Where do I set you down? - I'll throw you out. 1945 02:16:20,209 --> 02:16:22,167 Your bro isn't going to be happy. 1946 02:16:23,126 --> 02:16:24,792 Bro will be busy paying his debts. 1947 02:16:25,126 --> 02:16:26,584 - Huh? - Debt? 1948 02:16:27,751 --> 02:16:28,792 My bro is bankrupt. 1949 02:16:28,959 --> 02:16:30,292 - Bankrupt? - He's skint. 1950 02:16:31,042 --> 02:16:32,167 What we had left, we put into the wedding. 1951 02:16:32,376 --> 02:16:34,584 Now he won't even be able to pay for my protein shakes. 1952 02:16:35,334 --> 02:16:38,792 So you lot were in the same state as we were. 1953 02:16:41,126 --> 02:16:41,876 Shut up! 1954 02:16:43,834 --> 02:16:44,709 Look straight ahead. 1955 02:16:45,626 --> 02:16:46,959 The fool wants protein shakes. 1956 02:16:47,667 --> 02:16:48,542 Where to, Beeps? 1957 02:16:49,209 --> 02:16:50,251 Far far away. 1958 02:16:51,209 --> 02:16:52,459 What'll we do there? 1959 02:16:52,917 --> 02:16:53,917 We'll live! 1960 02:16:55,084 --> 02:16:56,251 And sleep. 1961 02:16:57,001 --> 02:16:57,667 Oye. 1962 02:17:01,084 --> 02:17:01,917 A dream? 1963 02:17:02,667 --> 02:17:04,001 Beeps did this one? Show me? 1964 02:17:04,959 --> 02:17:06,084 It's between us. 1965 02:17:07,042 --> 02:17:07,751 Thank you, Papaji 1966 02:17:08,459 --> 02:17:09,667 Mention not. 1967 02:17:11,917 --> 02:17:16,542 And that was how Bipin took his two daughters, one son-in-law... 1968 02:17:16,834 --> 02:17:23,209 ...and one eight-and-a-half packs specimen and managed a clean getaway., 1969 02:17:24,209 --> 02:17:29,917 He got away from a Splendiferous deal and flew away to a splendiferous life. 1970 02:17:29,941 --> 02:17:59,941 'Digital Desi Releasers Presentation' 197458

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