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What does this mean?

What modern-day island did Columbus really land on?

How would I know that? I wasn't there with him!

Bahamas!

The phrase "eat shit" became profanity after this event in the 1960s.

Hey!

Just don't.

Don't do questions like that.

Eat shit?

What did you just say to me?

Then "eat shit" was a compliment in the '50s?

Middle-class mothers who would do anything for their children?

My mom walked out on us.

- President LEE Myung-bak... - Come on...

Don't go there either.

You'll get in trouble!

They'll screw you over if they find out.

You'll get in big trouble!

What is the last word of the National Anthem?

The answer is Korea.

THE QUIZ SHOW SCANDAL

Mr. KIM.

I have all the documents here.

These numbers didn'tjust magically appear.

These really are your books.

Look.

The money I circled, right here.

Just tell me which account it's in.

You owe all this money.

You have no clue at all.

Why do I owe it?

I earned it with my sweat and blood!

Why should I give it away?

Mr. Kim.

My associate and I...

We really are the bad guys.

If you don't give us a good answer,

we take away your soul.

Will you sell your soul for pocket change?

You trying to be Pavarotti?

It's Faust.

All right.

I usually count to three.

But just for you,

I'm gonna count to four.

Here we go.

One!

What the hell was that?

He wouldn't have talked.

You idiot!

How the hell do you know that?

So you just shoot him?

You can see it in his eyes!

He won't talk, even if you count to four.

But still...

We said we'd count to four, so then we count to four!

It doesn't take that long!

It's a waste of time!

But it's my time wasted, not yours!

And where'd you get the bullet?

The gun was only for show!

I never said to kill him!

What are we? Hit men?

We're just collectors!

So why did you kill him, you cheeky fuck?!

He's alive.

Look closely.

Is that alive?

Just look at all the blood.

This is a dead guy!

How the hell would we bring him back to life?

You're fucking cruel.

How could you just kill him like that?

Is money that important to you?

Even if...

Even if he didn't answer.

That doesn't make murder okay!

How many times do we have to go over this?

I swear, you need some anger management classes.

I'm calling from Daedong Bank...

Then what was your next plan?

- Who do you think I am, huh? - No annual fees and low interest...

They're bound to talk between 3 and 3 and a half!

Would you like to sign up?

Sir?

- Be completely honest. - Crazy son of a bitch.

Were you gonna talk before he got to four?

What are you asking the dead guy for?!

You already killed him!

Don't go torturing him, you heartless bastard!

He's still alive!

Hey, moron!

Open your goddamn eyes. Does he look alive to you?

Does he look "alive and well"?!

This is a dead man!

If he comes back to life, then he'd be Jesus himself!

Quickly.

Clean this up and come outside, quick.

I'm still shaking!

- Scary mother fucker. - Damn it.

Sir?

Two of the questions were wrong.

There were two?

Number four doesn't even make sense.

And question fifteen...

I know you'll tell me the answer is C,

but all of the answers are wrong.

Spring is in full bloom now.

I already put away all our winter clothes yesterday.

And I already aired out your Spring clothes, Mom.

We should get you some new clothes.

All this lack of exercise, you gained a few pounds.

Almost forgot...

Dad made breakfast today.

I almost missed class because of it.

He tried to make soup,

but I swear, it was so thick!

I thought it was some kind of glue!

Hey!

It's not like she'll answer you, so stop yapping away.

SEOUL

I know you're smart, all right?

- You were a gifted child. - I'm still alive...

You have impeccable photographic memory.

You get one hint and you come up with the whole answer sheet.

Why are you telling me all this?

I'm telling you that I already know,

so shut up, quit showing off, and just do your job!

- Where am I? - Hey.

Come on.

You've been doing this shit for three years now.

This is as far as your luck will go!

So please...

Stop getting into trouble and just keep saving up until...

Can you at least pretend to be listening to me?

Who the hell am I talking to, huh?

Rude bastard.

It was devastating at first.

UNITED AGAINST DEPRESSION! I couldn't go near the porch.

WE'RE NOT DEPRESSED. WE'RE JUST LESS EXCITED. I couldn't go near the porch.

WE'RE NOT DEPRESSED. WE'RE JUST LESS EXCITED.

I couldn't even go near the road.

Or take the subway.

I didn't know when I'd jump in.

I was terrified.

This kind of pain...

I can't even talk about it with anyone I know.

They'll just say that I'm being whiny.

I snuck around to get treatment.

I didn't want rumors spreading at work.

I never joined them for happy hour.

This depression we're all going through,

it's a frightening disease.

Depression is a trend...

Some crazy people may tell you that.

But it isn't.

People just couldn't show it.

It's been poisoning mankind for centuries.

Our next testimony is from...

The ID is "ShootMePlz".

Not exactly positive, is it?

- "ShootMePlz"? - Excuse me.

- I wasn't finished. - Oh, you weren't?

You would've noticed if you were listening to me.

I was cut off.

Are you trying to ignore me?

Pardon me? No, I wasn't...

You think I'm some kind of retard.

I'll kick your ass, bitch.

- What? - Bring it!

What the hell?

You wanna go there?

- You bastard! - Calm down!

I don't remember making you president!

What's your ID, asshole!?

Goddamn it.

I have depression too!

You think I'm here because I have measles?!

What's your ID, asshole?! Tell me your real name, bitch!

Yeah, I'm on my way.

The club president is dropping me off.

Nonsense. Where else would I go?

Okay. See you soon.

Yes, I heard you. Bye.

We're going so slow. This is the freeway...

You're something special, Yeo-na.

People with depression usually aren't in a hurry.

Most people become lethargic and unambitious.

- But you're quite... - The Mrs. isn't back yet?

Where's that seat belt...

Only time will tell. Memories overshadowing me.

If only I could...

I can't get back to me again.

How much did you take?

I just went to collect my chips.

Spill it while I'm asking nicely.

How much did you take and what's left?

Last week it was... Six... Seventy... Or twenty...

You want me to kill you, don't you?

You may as well just play the lottery instead!

At least it's only once a week...

Tell me how much is left!

Left from what? I didn't do anything.

I just have the three hundred I had in my wallet.

Give me a hundred. We need to get gas.

This thing doesn't take that much gas!

You gonna wash it with gas or something?

It's for groceries, too.

Wallet won't open unless you see jacks and spades, eh?

Dad gives me money sometimes.

You see? I do what I can.

- To get him cigarettes? - Yup.

How could that old fart not ask you for ID?

I did what Dad told me. Said I was twenty.

Seriously?!

You just had to smoke that badly, huh?

Put that out, right now!

You just got your check-up!

Sheesh.

- What'd they say? - Tuberculosis.

You look retarded.

Watch the smoke, asshole!

Stop joking around.

I'm fine, right?

They said to stop coming, right?

I had a check-up too, you know.

You're not even curious, eh?

Don't even care about your own wife?

Is something wrong with you or what not?

I can't see straight. I'm all tearing up.

Your eyes are bad? Is it old age?

I told you not to sit so close to the TV!

How can I not in that rathole of a house?

Should I sit outside?!

We're barely getting by with my small paycheck.

With your mom like that, you're our only hope.

You have to succeed.

You can be anything with smarts like you.

You'll call it a dream.

If only I could see you again...

The top 0.01 percentile.

Brains like you will go places.

This society is run by those top 0.01 percentile.

Stop daydreaming about music or singing nonsense.

I reminisce and wait.

To see you again.

Love is gone...

Wake up, sir. We're almost done.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry for disturbing the peace.

It's okay. It happens.

So let's finish up and get some rest.

I take full responsibility. I shall resign.

I understand.

Let's resign after we finish this report.

- Ask not what I can do for the country! - What?

- I paid all my taxes! - Sheesh.

- I cheered during the World Cup! - Huh?

And I prayed during the Vietnam War.

You weren't even born yet.

Never mind. I got it.

You were drunk, crossed the center line,

and rammed the Audi in the opposite lane.

Remember?

- Why are you so mean? - What?

Don't you trust me?

- You're shipping me off to Saudi? - Jesus...

Good call, sir.

I'll take full responsibility.

- I'll go to Saudi Arabia. - He's hopeless.

And I'll strike oil...

- Just finish it tomorrow. - Then I have to come in tomorrow!

Why isn't KIM back yet?

How hard could it be?

You just put up police tape and take pictures!

Those ingrates.

They're keeping you waiting...

I'll go bring them in, sir!

I'll catch the bastard and bring him...

Sit back down and finish this!

Quiet down, everyone.

Go on in. Take a seat.

Wasn't someone hurt?

Paramedics took her to the hospital.

- Hey, PARK. - Yes, sir?

Go over to the hospital.

Call us once you ID the victim.

Yes, sir.

We did nothing wrong, sir.

She just jumped in front of the car.

We're the ones that did nothing wrong.

At least you hit her. She just fell on us!

- Just have a seat first. - You heard him.

Let the gentlemen sort it out.

- Sit down. - What the...

How can I sit around when we're about to be blamed?

Blamed for what? All we did was receive his pass.

We didn't pass anything to...

You shouldn't say such things...

I meant that she was passed from one to the next,

and then they finished her off.

Finished her off?!

In reality...

All the action was in front. We're just the ending.

The ending is vital!

That's why everyone loves Mariano Rivera!

What does Mariano Rivera have to do with this?

It's always the last bullet that becomes the kill shot!

That's different.

Thick as a brick, aren't ya?

With one shy of a royal flush, you'll get that A on the river, right?

But someone could've had an ace up their sleeve.

That's how important the last move is.

That's the worst metaphor I've ever heard!

- You must be joking! - Sit down!

Sit your ass down.

- Not another peep out of you. - We'll sort it all out soon.

- Calm down, Mr. President. - I need your IDs, please.

You heard what he said?

Of course. We all did.

One false move and we'll take all the blame.

No, I'm not at a bar!

Police stations are always noisy!

More beer for table three!

Hey! What's wrong with you?!

Identifications, please.

Thank you. Identification?

What do you mean, you hear music?!

It's a police station. Look.

- Who are those women back there? - It's really hectic over here.

- Schoolgirls and cops. Are you role playing?! - There's no woman here!

She's just some cop.

- Sir? - Yes?

- I'm a traffic officer, not some cop. - What did the tramp say?!

I'm sorry, ma'am.

You think they opened the trunk?

You know those sunglasses really stand out right now?

It's because they're cheap.

I'll buy better ones from now on.

Honestly, I can't even see straight.

Thanks for pointing it out.

- Shut your mouths. - Then stop pushing me!

Don't push! I'll go myself!

And hit people like this?

What is this, the farmer's market?

What's with all the people?

What now?

The downtown motorcycle gang.

- Is there something to see here? - I figured they'd speed up for Independence Day.

- So I brought them all in. - Get back to your own business.

How'd you catch them? They never come quietly.

My dad fished for a living.

Don't use nets on people! Do I look like tuna to you?

You're cops, not fishermen!

We're just patriots trying to honk our horns for independence!

You arrested the national flag! This is treason!

Quiet down, moron! Take a seat!

You don't know if I'm a moron or not!

Don't talk back to me!

You know me?

What?

If not, then...

Why are you glaring at me like that?

You could've hurt someone with that fishnet!

- Don't make a scene. - Huh?

Huh?!

If that finger touches me again,

you'll be an organ donor by the end of the night.

You should be more careful!

That's one heck of a line!

What are you, some kind of poet?

Hey, you!

I've been watching you!

Why are you picking on a helpless man?!

Isn't this a police station?

Jesus.

These thugs are bullying a helpless man!

Why are you just watching?!

Hey, kid. I'm fine, so...

And what are you so scared of?

You're just letting him bully you!

Hey!

Don't pick fights with a man minding his own business.

Sit yourself down.

You're just picking on helpless people on purpose.

- This is humiliating. - That's just mean!

So, this the basic set-up in a collision pileup.

Eyes over here for a moment, please.

Excuse me, officer? It's the wrong car model.

I have a sedan, but this is a Jeep.

Just ignore that for now.

We're just trying to see what happened.

But it's just that...

A person hit by a Jeep would die instantly.

We just gave her a toss.

- Officer HAN! - Yes, sir?

Get me a toy sedan over here!

If it's not too much trouble...

We only drove over her, but ours is a toy truck.

That's quite misleading.

Yup, it's a Monday all right.

- Hey! - Sir?

Okay then.

Car #1 was going forward, right?

Then she suddenly jumped in and the car hit her.

Which means you failed to watch the road.

You can't just do that...

I was watching the road, but she jumped in from the side.

She came from my two o'clock.

Then is your idea of "front" only twelve o'clock?

It means watching the whole 180 degrees.

Sir, I was a handball player in college.

Which means I have incredibly quick reflexes!

Can we just move on?

We'll know where she got hit once we investigate everything.

But I still think that...

It's because of LEE Su-young.

Pardon?

We looked at the radio when LEE Su-young's voice cracked.

The hook in the key of G for "Love is Gone"...

I'm a fan!

She's not one to mess up, but her voice cracked so badly!

Just listen to that broadcast.

If this isn't what you call love...

- Then I can't go on... - Hey, now! Stop!

Okay, hold on! One second!

You're saying...

You were watching the radio so you couldn't see ahead?

Radios are for listening.

Not watching.

Precisely!

Who watches the radio while listening to it?

No need to hear more. It's definitive evidence!

You people that drove over her, try to keep quiet.

You'll get your turn later.

Excuse me.

Are you gonna make us stand here the whole time?

- When can we go home? - Just one minute.

We'll be done soon. Let's go on to the second car.

That 30 car pileup on the freeway,

you made them stand like this?

They usually get to sit when it's over 15 cars.

All right. Let's just finish this.

The victim bounced off car #1 and fell on car #2, right?

- She only stayed for a second. - But here's the thing...

You couldn't do anything about a person flying at you.

But you hit car #1 as you hit the brakes.

You sure we hit them? They didn't hit us?

Hear me out, officer.

If you suddenly stop in the middle of a freeway,

that's attempted murder towards the back car!

How can we avoid him when we're doing 50 miles per hour?

You may say that now,

but just look at the people behind you.

They managed to avoid the bouncing body,

and they stopped before hitting the car in front.

What does it mean? They maintained a safe distance.

But they still crashed!

Because they got rammed by the rear vehicle.

Sheesh.

You have great reflexes, sir.

You played some handball?

- I played dodge ball... - You don't say!

Can we go, since we're not involved at all?

Well, you don't seem to have affected the actual victim...

But you were hit by the last questionable car.

Why are we the "questionable" car?!

This seems prejudiced to me.

Because you just ran her over!

These people just nudged and tossed her.

- That's a minor wound, eh? - That's right.

Then we tossed her again, so that'd be severe injury.

I wouldn't call it severe...

- Maybe a major wound at most. - All right, then.

That makes sense.

- These people just dodged her. - Right.

- Since I played dodge ball... - So they're not involved.

She could've been taken to a pharmacy or a hospital,

but they just smothered the poor woman.

- So they killed her. - Makes sense to me.

What in the world are you talking about?

She would've been dead anyway with all that tossing around.

For heaven's sake!

And with four in the car, who could survive that weight?

Four people and four wheels would even kill a cow!

They would've buried her on the spot if it weren't cement.

- You've got a point. - It'd be her grave right there.

Why are you two summarizing this, anyhow?

Say something, sir.

Let me just say that we don't weigh all that much.

I did office duty in the military because I was underweight.

I didn't have dinner, so I was lighter than usual...

What are you saying, gentlemen?!

Okay, I'll just sort this out.

Quiet down, everyone.

The victim bounced twice and fell on the ground.

The last questionable car ran over the woman,

and crashed into the car that dodged her with their reflexes.

I'd like to point out that the third vehicle is a Mercedes-Benz.

Any golf clubs or valuables in the trunk?

Would've taken quite a blow. Should we check it out for you?

What?!

Oh, no. That's all right.

Please, don't pay any attention to our car.

I'm just glad no one was hurt.

How thoughtful.

Great men like him make our world great...

Hey, mister! You started this whole mess!

If you had stopped, nothing would've happened!

I told you, it was because of LEE Su-young!

Then go and bring LEE Su-young in here!

Come on, people! Keep it down!

I can't write my statement with all this noise!

It's a whisper, compared to your damn motorcycles.

- Don't touch the hair! - Settle down, people.

- Are you ready, Mr. LEE? - As ready as ever!

Artwork inspired by experiences induced by hallucinogens?

- Psychedelic art. - Pass!

The name of the oldest trade route known to mankind?

- Southern Silk Road. - The Southern Silk Road!

The thermodynamic amount of thermal energy which indicates...

- The state of material matter? - Entropy.

No, I know this... Pass!

I thought he was drunk. He's good!

- FTA is the acronym for what? - Free Trade Agreement.

- It must be the alcohol talking. - Free Trade Agreement!

- The first woman in Greek mythology? - Pandora.

The one with the box... Pandora!

- Where did he come from? - A baseball or tennis player...

- achieves this after winning... - Grand Slam.

- Every world championship match. - Grand Prix?

Mathematic functions become polynomials through this,

- named after an English mathematician. - I minored in math!

- Taylor series. - Pythagorean theorem?

- Who are you? - I'm afraid that's incorrect.

- A total of four correct answers. - Pardon?

How did you answer that question?

That's not a common formula.

You need to have majored in mathematics.

It's a rerun.

The next question is in music.

- The next question is in music. - Jesus...

Swanee River!

Damn it!

Why can't you remember what you did just an hour ago?!

Let's finish up and go! Please!

Evening, everyone.

What's with the crowd?

A four-car collision, sir.

These are the rascals.

You called me for a lousy three?

Catching these three was hard enough, sir.

They're a bunch of slippery little suckers.

I'm Chief Inspector MA from criminal investigations.

I have to ask these boys a few questions.

Please keep it down.

I'm not here to bust down some little motorcycle gang.

I'm investigating two homicides that happened in Yongsan.

Evidence from the crime scene shows the suspects rode motorcycles.

This is an important case, so I'd appreciate your full cooperation.

It's one of your friends.

No, it's not. We're good kids.

All the murderers in the world are friends of good kids.

If anyone suddenly disappeared this past week,

or somehow came into a lot of cash, tell me.

We never disappear or get much cash.

Am I asking you for the secret hideout of the Resistance?!

Don't be so defensive about it.

And why won't your friends won't answer me too?

Why do you think it's one of our friends and not us?

We're all bikers, aren't we?

I've got sharp and quick eyes.

The moment I came in and mentioned homicide,

I saw each of your faces and even your hand gestures.

It's not one of you. I guarantee it.

You know what else?

That's LEE Do-yeop over there, slouching behind the sofa.

I locked him away five years ago.

His neck is cramped from trying not to meet my gaze.

But I recognized that face the moment I stepped in here.

Chief MA! I thought that was you!

I wasn't sure...

Good to see you, sir.

He's a six-star veteran and I gave him half of them.

You think he's really glad to see me?

No.

I thought he played dodge ball...

More like dodging bullets, eh?

I've cleaned up my act, Chief MA.

- Don't believe that either, do you? - Nope.

Some things are just obvious.

A four-car collision?

If the first car did right, nothing would've happened.

Excuse me...

That's what I'm saying! Precisely.

Your idiot friends are waiting for you across the street.

Obvious.

I can bring them in just by sending a few cops through the back.

But I won't. Why not?

Because it's embarrassing.

I've got all I need in front of me, so why go through the trouble?

This is how I do things and this is criminal investigations.

Chief Inspector.

We just caught a few bikers hiding across the street, sir.

Say what?!

Why the hell did you...

He's from foreign affairs, so he's technically not our department.

Do-yeop?

Yes, sir?

Next to the civilians, you almost don't look like a notorious fixer.

Thanks...

- Follow me, moron. - Sir?

Yes, sir.

So what if he's an ex-convict?

Society tends to frown upon these kinds of people,

but I'm fully against it.

People can make mistakes.

He's turned a new leaf now, so what's the problem?

No one is a sinner forever.

What are you doing?

Did I ask you for help?

Why are you making a big fucking deal out of it?

I was just trying to...

This gentleman...

He can't help but reach out to people in need.

Who says I'm in need?!

- Hello? - Fuck.

Hey, excuse me...

If we're done here, then just let us go.

I'd really just like to go.

It won't take that long.

The insurance people will come and we'll identify the victim.

I'd just really like to go. That's all. Really.

My goodness! Attempted rape, too?

No, that's...

I'm innocent. That's the story!

I'm telling you, I was the victim!

It was a terrifying night.

It was Buddha's birthday, right? Oh, you weren't there.

But I didn't give in to her. No, I did not.

I've been coping well ever since then.

I even bought a new villa and... I love my life...

Tonight, I was just...

Late night snacks are on me!

Pizza sound good?

They should really correct those records!

How outrageous. Isn't it? Right?

Sit back here with me.

What are you staring at?

- I'm back. - Good.

- These are the victim's belongings. - So what happened?

She still had a pulse when I left the hospital,

but the doctors said she'd pass away once I got here.

Things just got complicated, everybody.

But we still don't have an ID.

What? How come?

- You didn't find anything? - Unfortunately not, sir.

Just a bunch of documents and no wallet.

So we don't have an ID or even a credit card.

Her cell phone was smashed by the collision.

What is this? It's all in English.

Science. Time magazine.

What does this woman do?

And her bag costs a fortune.

It does?

There's a three-year wait list for this bag.

Can't we just restore this or something?

I bet it'll take weeks just trying.

Excuse me...

May I take a look?

Pardon me?

This gentlemen specializes in that field.

We have great deals.

I guess so.

It can't be fixed. It's broken.

What did he come over for?

Wait a minute.

This is a USB drive.

It's locked.

Is she with national intelligence or something?

It's rather simple.

Text files only use a simple encryption system.

Should I?

A real expert, eh?

A second grader could do it.

What is all this?

A poem or something?

A poem or a memo... That looks like a math formula.

Don't waste time on that. Is there a name or a number?

It's LEE Sang's "One-legged Man".

- Huh? - It's a poem.

Under that is Baudelaire's "Les Journaux Intimes".

I teach French literature.

Galois theory.

They only teach this in undergrad.

All of the above points to zero...

It's a question.

She wrote "Q30". It's the thirtieth question.

Where are the other twenty-nine?

How would I know?

Hold on.

What is that?

The Quiz Show?

The Quiz Show?

So the victim was on a quiz show?

Isn't this that quiz show on TV?

The one they have once every month?

Then what's that doing here?

What's the number up there?

Three hundred twenty-eight.

- It's a date. March 28th. - The seventeen behind it...

The show's been running for a year and a half now, eh?

I think so.

Once a month...

- Episode 17. - She made the questions.

The person you people ran over?

She made the questions. For that Quiz Show or whatever!

You got an ID so now you can go and check.

- Go call the station, PARK. - Yes, sir.

Why do I have to spell it all out for you people?

Just one thing...

That show...

The Quiz Show.

They still...

No one has ever won the final round.

Everyone gets eliminated by the final question.

Professors and prodigies. Every single one.

As a result...

The accumulated cash prize is...

It's over ten million dollars.

Huh?!

That's more than the lottery!

How many questions are on the show?

Thirty questions...

You identified the victim, so go ahead and call them.

We can't stay here all night.

Oh, right...

- Hey, PARK... - Yes, sir.

- Call the TV station. - Right...

- Officer HAN. - Yes?

I guess they can go home since the report is done?

Yes, sir... I guess...

Excuse me!

Are you sure no one ever answered the last question?

THE QUIZ SHOW

You can do it, right? Of course you can.

Tell me that you can, please.

I knew the day would come, but this is so sudden!

You're the only hope that our family has.

Drive safe. And slow...

But I'm sure will.

Yeo-na!

We... Should we...

Should we give it a try?

You think we could pull this off?

Arert you forgetting the other twenty-nine questions?!

You're smart, aren't you?

You just have to study and I'll help you out.

It's freaking ten million dollars!

We could quit doing this shit with that kind of money!

Kidnapping people and hassling them for money...

It's just inhumane!

You said this was just our luck!

You're not gonna push? Should we just keep him?

You're the one that killed him.

Need some help?

Yes, please!

It's a good thing we saw you!

How did the car get stuck like this?

- Did you drink? - No, sir!

Hurry up and help the man.

You almost got yourselves killed!

- Yes, I know! - Sweet Jesus.

Hurry up!

Heave ho! Heave ho!

You've been to the hospital?

Yes, sir.

She passed away soon after she got there.

I came back a few minutes ago.

She was a lovely girl.

Maybe we should end it here...

It'll be hard to find someone as good as Yeon.

Mr. CHOI?

What do you think?

Shall we end the show?

You must be joking.

It's three and the bastard we choose as the winner.

That's one fourth each. It's only four million tops.

I didn't come all this way just for that.

But it'll be difficult to find someone else to make questions.

Find them.

You're the director. It's your responsibility.

You'll be at the funeral?

I'll be sending flowers instead.

The public doesn't know of her involvement with us.

My being there could raise questions.

Of all the people, he shouldn't do that to her.

What took you so long?

Were you bored?

Somebody died?

Just someone on the staff.

No big deal.

I'm tired.

So sleepy.

Did you get in touch with them?

Yes, sir.

I talked to the producer.

He confirmed it.

So that question will be on the show next month?

Shush!

We didn't do anything against protocol today, right?

Of course not.

We just did our best to serve...

Wrap it up and carry on.

GENERAL KNOWLEDGE TRIVIA: ADVANCED, INTERMEDIATE

Snap out of it.

GENERAL KNOWLEDGE TRIVIA: BEGINNER

Camels live in the desert.

They have large humps on their backs.

What is inside these humps?

Water?

Oil?

Come on! Why would oil be in there?

How typical of me...

Worthless sack of air.

Damn it!

I should just die!

Who is this woman? She became president and...

Pass.

I only read two freaking lines!

At least hear the whole damn question.

If it's a bad hand, then you just fold right away.

I don't know that woman.

But you can give me a dozen names of call girls, eh?

- Queen Elizabeth? - My ass!

It's all about speed, all right?

The right answer is no use unless you hit the buzzer first.

Remember that.

Next question is...

- Me! - Over here!

Old sayings.

Even though you regret it, there's nothing you can do.

It came from...

Beep!

Don't count the cards before they match!

Digging a nice grave for yourself, eh?!

Nothing but spades and clubs in that head of yours!

I swear I'll break those wrists someday!

Cry over spilled milk.

You have a high school diploma, for crying out loud!

- Marry in haste, repent at leisure? - I'll kill you!

Article 1 of the Constitution.

Sovereignity is with "blank"...

And all authority comes from "blank".

Fill in the blank.

It's one answer for both...

Yeah, you! What was that?

Isn't it LEE Myung-bak?

He said Article 1! Not two! One!

Of the Constitution!

Page one, you idiot! The first page!

Fate has impeccable timing.

It's the best university in Korea.

He's here.

There he goes. He's going in.

Okay. We got him.

We don't need these books now.

Once we get this guy, we'll be set for life.

Can't you at least blink a response or something?

Even I'm starting to feel sorry for myself.

That's it. Let's move in.

Hey, now... What's this?

What in the... Who the hell are you?!

Quick, untie me! Call the cops!

Why did you tie these so tight?

Look at what we have here.

I wonder what this could be?

Ma'am? What were you doing?

Don't say a word! They're trying to trick you!

Baby, I'm scared!

It's okay! I'm here.

Who are you? Who sent you here?!

Professor LEE... The Mrs. is awfully worried, sir.

You're all tied up.

Thank you so much, sir.

Excuse me?

I'm getting a bit dizzy. Can I take the glasses off?

You can take them off once we come in.

It just doesn't look like you're here to study...

Fishnet stockings. That's not too studious.

It's really easy to understand.

Freeze! Don't move!

Look over here!

Can I help you with something, sir?

Professor, did you order room service?

Are you Professor LEE?

I am, good sir.

What were you doing in here?

And who is this woman?

We're tutoring right now, good sir.

After this, he had a few more tutoring lessons.

It's all right.

They're my trusted fellow professors.

And this is Sang-kil. He runs a night school...

We heard about your cause.

It's an admirable thing you're doing.

The questions can be divided into fifteen categories.

Break it down further still, they're equally distributed.

It's fifteen general categories,

but they divide further into thirty classifications.

For literature, it would be Korean and foreign.

Or Western and Korean art, for example.

And then four subdivisions according to era and genre.

Everything forms a surprisingly accurate and equal balance.

You mean 120 different subjects all come up equally?

That's not all.

Their "exchange question" stage creates an irregularity in pattern.

And it doesn't always fit under one specific category.

The subjects are combined with related studies,

and then with general trivia, forming four new irregular questions.

Those suckers come after the twentieth question.

And this is a set rule.

Oh, and...

Here's the data for the irregular questions.

You three gentlemen made all of these questions?

Well, not all of them...

Handing it out as homework is the quickest way.

So 200 smart young students made those questions.

That's not the point.