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Previously, on The Magicians.
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…and when the moment comes, do it.
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Mayakovsky told you what your discipline is?
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Repair of small objects.
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You did always excel at minor mendings.
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- I want you in my life.
- I want that, too.
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The Binder knew Julia had many questions.
He knew the answer.
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So you can help me become a goddess again.
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You’re hoarding magic.
Trying to become a god.
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By becoming one of them,
I can rip their secrets away from them.
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I redirected the power
I need into a reservoir.
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You’re saying Josh is a fucking fish?
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This should fix the whole fish deal.
I’ll bring Eliot back.
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My sister. I need to find her a body.
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- So The Monster took Julia?
- We need to find them.
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We have the axes and the demon bottles.
You have the incorporate bond.
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Casting an incorporate bond
strong enough to hold a god
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would take an insane amount of power.
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The question is, who put us here?
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Our parents.
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They’re more vulnerable than you think,
if we can get to their realm.
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We had a key. A scroll.
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Julia, if you’re in there. I’m sorry.
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Hey. Monster lady.
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Adorable. So determined.
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Maybe I’ll keep you as pets.
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Then again, I like my pets strong.
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And you’re weak. You're already fading.
Aren't you?
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It worked. Q, the bond.
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I don’t know how long
that’s going to hold.
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We need to get to Brakebills,
I have something that can help.
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- We need to get her help.
- Wait, where's Eliot?
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We can’t. We don’t have enough.
We have to go back to the Reservoir.
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After we get her to a doctor.
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No, he’s right. Go to the reservoir.
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She's right.
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Always gotta be a fuckin' twist.
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In my office. Under the desk, trap door…
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Popper twenty-two to unlock.
Don't put your hand in there.
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Temperature’s at absolute zero.
Should slow her down a bit. Go.
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You okay?
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You wanna hurry that up?
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Give her something for pain at least.
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Yeah, I just did. Twice.
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- Damn it.
- Here. My last one. Use it on her.
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- You’re going to be okay. Stay with me.
- Thank you, Henry.
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Restraints please?
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You’re okay.
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- What’s happening to her?
- So, her body, which is very weird,
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it keeps trying to close the wound.
Which is heavily enchanted
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because the weapon was also very weird.
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- It tears itself right back open again.
- Well, make it stop.
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I hadn't thought of that.
Thank you.
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I will use this to keep her comfortable.
And…
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How long is she gonna be like this?
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We are not in what I would call
charted territory right now.
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I think I might know someone.
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It was a difficult choice
for Penny Twenty-three,
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to even call upon The Binder.
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The Binder was certain, however, Penny
Twenty-three had made the right choice.
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Julia, The Binder explained…
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would remain in a cycle of wounding,
agony, for millennia.
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Her body required transformation.
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Luckily, this was The Binder's expertise.
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Well, great. Let's get on with it.
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The Binder needed direction.
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Initiate her long and arduous
journey to full goddesshood,
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or revert her body to that
of a mere human?
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If it was up to me,
that would be a no-brainer.
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Yeah, but it's not.
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And it should be her choice.
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The Binder paused for Julia
to make that choice.
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Then dryly noted
she wasn’t in a talking mood.
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The Binder assumed he was speaking
with her husband or master?
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No. No.
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And yet the decision had to be made.
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Surely not, the Binder reasoned,
by this spinster nursemaid.
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I run this hospital, book.
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Still, the Binder replied,
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stating the obvious
to the strident female,
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someone needed to choose for Julia.
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Reed’s mark.
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Best of bad options. Damage was done.
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I'd rather not die
so it's fine on that level.
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But also…
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Look, I’ve no interest in being
Batman, but there comes a point
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when even selfish bros need to mobilize.
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Six Hedges in the last forty-eight hours
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were pulled into vans
by men wearing grey.
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- Woke up at home, with Reed's Marks.
- Jesus.
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The Library has stopped pretending.
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They're rounding us up.
We need you.
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You know what I wanted
to do with my life?
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To be?
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Penny's goddamn girlfriend.
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I acted tough, but all I wanted was him.
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You're human.
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I'm weak.
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Kady, die when less people need you.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I honestly feel like I’ve been run over
by six or eight trucks, but I’m fine.
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And by fine you mean…
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What does it look like?
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We have to talk about the Monster.
His sister, I saw her plan.
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Her goal. It’s way worse than
slaughtering the entire Library.
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They want to take it up with their parents.
The Old Gods.
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Wait, what does that even mean?
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I don't know, and neither did she, she
just knows it would feel good to kill them,
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and eradicate us in some sort of
insane nuclear winter,
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which she could give
negative three shits about.
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Do they know how to get to the Old Gods?
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They found a spell at the library.
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It opens a door to their plane.
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My guess is The Monster wants to
find his sister, finish the plan,
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kill the Old Gods or get
smashed to a pulp trying
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That means smash Eliot.
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The upside to them
inhabiting our bodies is,
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she left this in my pocket.
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Whatever's in this is sure
to unlock the door.
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Holy shit. Well done.
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Well shit, I was ready to give up.
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Welcome back.
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- Towel?
- Uh, yeah. Thank you.
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So was it weird? Being a fish?
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It felt, uh, very natural.
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The weird part was
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how you were so incredibly selfless
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and, no offense, sweet which is…
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Not on brand? I know.
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Anyone who really knows me
knows that I'll do anything if I love you.
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Listen, Hoberman, don't be stupid.
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I'm not actually fun or easy
when I'm in love.
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Fun and easy are overrated.
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- Oh, Christ, not…
- Oh. Ooh my day.
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Oh, hi. Sorry, I just un-fished.
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So, anyone else super hungry?
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I'm craving fish sticks? Is that weird?
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You know what, I'm just gonna go with it.
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Where's Eliot?
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Did you do it?
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We got one so far.
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You didn't save Eliot, did you?
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Of course you didn't,
you cocked it up trying to save Julia.
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- That bitch has a bulletproof body.
- Not anymore.
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We don’t even know
if Eliot’s still alive in there.
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You don't even know
what the hell was going on.
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- You had one fucking job you…
- Yeah, fuck off, Margo!
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Oh, Jesus Herbert Walker Christ,
you're predictable, you know that?
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What the shit?
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Oh my God.
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It just came out of me. So strong.
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Guys. I think I have
some special Fish Magicks.
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Act out. Right?
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Or you touched the Reservoir.
And you got dosed up.
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Yeah, that makes
a thousand times more sense.
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But still pretty act out worthy, no?
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- Hello, Kady.
- How are you, Zelda?
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I understand your anger.
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No, see, that'd require
actual human feelings.
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Kady.
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You piece of shit,
pearl-clutching, sociopath…
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None of this was calculated on my part.
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Everett,
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I have believed in his goodness
for over a century.
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Everett is in it for Everett.
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If you are right,
then all the death, all of it,
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it's on my hands.
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Look,
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I know you're not evil.
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Just the definition of "obedience."
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I used to be.
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Prove it.
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Man, I’m good.
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Yeah. Great, thanks.
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So. You, uh…
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- You feel okay?
- Yeah, thanks.
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And by thanks, I mean,
thank you for deciding that I should age,
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grow old,
and probably die from a paper cut.
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Oh yeah, and that I’ll
never get to do magic again,
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because I’m perfect now.
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Did Professor Lipson tell you?
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I am perfectly normal.
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And magic doesn’t come from normal.
So thank you for deciding that without me.
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I um,
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have to do that thing.
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- Look. It was a shit decision.
- It was my decision.
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- I know.
- Do you?
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Because I don’t. I will never know.
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I just know that this is not
how it was supposed to be.
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Okay, truth, I was selfish,
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you were in pain and it was
never gonna stop and I couldn’t.
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And you know what?
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I would do it again
to not lose you again.
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Wait.
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Penny...
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Just stay here
and let me be pissed at you.
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I can do that.
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So Everett wants to be a god.
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And now he's so juiced,
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that he can just rip
the god-power right out of Eliot.
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So why don’t we just let him?
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So, let that psycho book-fondler
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rip the Monster out of
Eliot and probably kill him?
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- Hey, come on, where are you going?
- She's pissed at me
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but more pissed at herself
for being so pissed.
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She's not great at apologizing
so she’s going to walk around
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until she calms down, and hope I forget.
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She’s right. Anything where he could die
is off the table.
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- Hello.
- Shit! I mean, hi.
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Where is my sister?
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Where is the scroll?
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Uh, the scroll?
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- Answer me now.
- Um, what does it look like again?
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No.
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I don't like you. Do I?
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I have no idea.
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But I can assure you,
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you will hate me.
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Hello.
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You did it. What an achievement, huh?
Two humans.
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Test seven-sixty-four is
usually what trips your kind up.
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But, hey,
as we say in linear based binary,
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infinite time is just
a parabolic lost sock.
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Right?
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You do speak Linear Base Binary,
don't you?
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No? Then how did you complete
Task seven-sixty-four?
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Or the rest of the 1,293?
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- Okay, so we're not on a Quest.-
We were.
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- Yeah, last year.
- Crushed it.
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Totally, except the part
that we're trying to fix now.
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Wait, wait. Hold on. How do you have
The Resonant Singularity Scroll?
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Kind of by accident.
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My fish magicks went off. And…
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Don’t…don’t…
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I was not trained for this eventuality.
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We just want to talk to an Old God.
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Do you now.
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Let me explain this in a way
that you might understand.
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A chihuahua
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just demanded a blowjob
from an archangel.
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Hm? Also, I'm not explaining
fish magicks to my bosses.
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It’s a real…
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Also, tee time.
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No, come on. Look, hang on.
Hang on, look.
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We need the Old Gods,
but they need us too.
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Need you? Hubris much?
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00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:18,752
Five minutes? Please.
248
00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:21,004
So the Old Gods wouldn't maybe
be a little bit motivated
249
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,256
to help once we tell them about the…
250
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,008
Not really.
251
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:28,928
Those monsters,
sorry nobody told you, but,
252
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,013
they can't be killed.
253
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,973
Then why create them at all?
254
00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:34,393
Why are nickels bigger than dimes?
255
00:15:35,561 --> 00:15:37,395
Why are nickels bigger than dimes?
256
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,231
Wait, so there's no way to stop them?
257
00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:45,695
You said "kill."
258
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:46,738
They can be stopped.
259
00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:49,616
And can you think of any good reason
260
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:53,411
why your bosses wouldn't want
us to do that?
261
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:57,040
I mean, if they don’t have
to actually do anything,
262
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,668
can't hurt.
263
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:05,215
Okay, boys. Here's my advice.
264
00:16:06,258 --> 00:16:09,178
Drop 'em in the Seam.
265
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,221
The Seam?
266
00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:14,224
This is ridiculous, you're imbeciles.
267
00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:16,976
Not arguing that, but
268
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:20,022
the seam between what, exactly?
269
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:25,276
This universe and,
y'know, the anti-verse.
270
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,529
Where everything's all dead.
271
00:16:29,198 --> 00:16:32,534
So we go to the dead-verse.
272
00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:35,495
Duck-on-a-muffin, no!
273
00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:38,498
You go up to the Seam,
you drop the suckers in.
274
00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:42,627
And that would be, where?
275
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,087
Use your heads, guys.
276
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,256
The Seam's not quite sealed,
277
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,216
what could that mean oh,
278
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:51,344
maybe it leaked,
and created a weird little pocket world
279
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:53,889
where everything's all
backwards and lifeless.
280
00:16:54,473 --> 00:16:57,684
- Wait, The Mirror World!?
- Sure. Not a bad name.
281
00:16:57,768 --> 00:17:00,979
So you go there, you find the Seam.
282
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:04,983
And whatever you toss in will
never, ever come back out again.
283
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,110
I am insanely late.
284
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,780
Here you go.
285
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:14,826
To the victors, cake!
286
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:23,209
Okay, but the Mirror
Room is an entire world,
287
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,753
how are we gonna find the Seam?
288
00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:28,548
Goddamn it, I don’t think I could
ever eat non-Old-God cake again.
289
00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:31,343
Perfection is a curse.
290
00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:36,598
Oh, right, find the Seam?
291
00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:38,516
- Guy didn't say.
- We don't have to go looking for it.
292
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,894
I think I know where it is.
293
00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:46,733
There’s this place, this door,
294
00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:50,445
and what’s behind it felt different.
295
00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:51,654
Different like?
296
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,283
Like I knew I shouldn’t go near it.
Even when I was a Niffin.
297
00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:57,327
Well, perfect, we should definitely
all walk right in there.
298
00:17:57,411 --> 00:18:00,538
So, according to Fogg,
the Monster is out there right now.
299
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,499
Confused, for as long
as that spell will last.
300
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:06,002
Twenty-Three,
if you can Travel us out there,
301
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,754
we have an opportunity to surprise him.
302
00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:09,923
This is where we open
the room for pitches,
303
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:13,051
because I accidentally
lost all my fish magicks,
304
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,386
and now none of us has the juice
to do the Bond.
305
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:18,599
What about Dean Fogg? He’s gotta have
an extra battery, right?
306
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:20,683
Nothing powerful enough. We asked.
307
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,644
There has to be something else.
308
00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:25,939
There is.
309
00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:28,399
Hedge Witches.
310
00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:29,776
Can barely tie their shoes.
311
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:32,654
Fuck you, and also you're wrong.
312
00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:35,949
A huge untapped pool.
313
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:40,120
Look, they're used to crumbs and
yes, ambient is low.
314
00:18:40,204 --> 00:18:43,289
- But you know what amplifies it?
- Cooperative magic.
315
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,041
We tell everyone,
316
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:49,462
and I mean all over the world,
wherever there's a pipe.
317
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,297
Fillory even.
318
00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:54,384
And we all do the same
thing at the same time
319
00:18:54,468 --> 00:18:57,929
You can't get that many people
to cooperate,
320
00:18:58,013 --> 00:18:59,264
this isn't Sesame Street.
321
00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:01,683
There are some shitty Hedges.
322
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,477
But there are enough good ones
that we could pull this off.
323
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:08,148
And we need them. Kady's right.
This is a good idea.
324
00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:10,817
We need a way to get the message out, fast.
To time it right.
325
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:15,071
- I've got someone who can help.
- They’d have to keep casting the entire time.
326
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,783
So we can keep the Monsters in the bottles
until we get them through the Seam.
327
00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:21,745
This is right on the hairy edge
of what I'd even call a plan.
328
00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:27,584
- Hey, Q, Can we talk a sec?
- Yeah.
329
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:30,545
- I've been thinking.
- Me too. I think that
330
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:33,256
you should tell me where
the Seam is so that I can do it.
331
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,591
Why you?
332
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:39,012
Because I’m better equipped to…
333
00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:44,267
Because I want you to be safe.
334
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,436
I want you to be safe.
335
00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:57,280
Are you saying that you…
336
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,407
No, I’m saying that we’ve…
337
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:04,663
we’ve tried the whole saving each
other thing with mixed results.
338
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:09,084
Yeah, sure, but I…
339
00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:11,628
I… And I've been thinking
about what works best,
340
00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:15,840
and I think…no, I know
we’re best when we’re a team.
341
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:18,677
Okay, when me and you, together.
342
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:23,891
If nothing else, I like the sound of it.
343
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,060
Because it's true.
344
00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:30,480
So, it’s decided?
345
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:33,566
Okay, people, let's do this.
346
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:37,905
If you need to touch butts, make it
quick, we got a multiverse to save.
347
00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:40,574
How does she know our thing?
348
00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:56,798
Stop torturing yourself.
349
00:20:58,175 --> 00:20:59,593
- I want to help.
- Julia,
350
00:21:00,469 --> 00:21:02,471
it’s going to be okay.
351
00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:05,349
Or it won’t.
352
00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:08,727
You're just zen because you think
this is it,
353
00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:12,439
what Other Penny told you,
some big thing you have to do.
354
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,816
No.
355
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:17,528
I'm zen ‘cause there's
a lot scarier shit than dying.
356
00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:22,157
And right now I'm looking at you.
So I'm good.
357
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:28,038
Bye, Julia.
358
00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:30,874
Bye.
359
00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:49,642
There's something
I want you to know, Sister.
360
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:55,649
This world, it's not just the bad things
or the ones who wronged us.
361
00:21:57,734 --> 00:22:00,320
There’s…
362
00:22:00,404 --> 00:22:05,617
There’s such beauty. In everything.
363
00:22:05,701 --> 00:22:07,744
Even the quiet.
364
00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:10,831
Especially the quiet.
365
00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:27,764
Hey!
366
00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:31,268
Hey, motherfucker.
367
00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:41,903
Eliot.
368
00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:43,780
Eliot.
369
00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:45,282
Eliot, stay with me.
370
00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:53,916
Now!
371
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,668
Eliot!
372
00:23:47,886 --> 00:23:48,887
Eliot?
373
00:23:48,971 --> 00:23:51,806
If there's a tunnel with grandma tell
her to piss off and come back to me.
374
00:23:51,890 --> 00:23:53,350
You selfish fuck! Get back here!
375
00:23:54,935 --> 00:23:55,853
Eliot?
376
00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:59,231
Eliot, please.
377
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:01,817
Eliot!
378
00:24:03,527 --> 00:24:06,196
Well, when you put it so sweetly, Bambi.
379
00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:09,991
Do something.
Please.
380
00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:11,701
They need all the ambient for those bottles.
381
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:13,703
What is the point of being a Magician
if you can't do this?
382
00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:15,455
Before I was a Magician,
I was a trauma surgeon,
383
00:24:15,539 --> 00:24:17,582
I'm perfectly capable of saving
him the old-fashioned way.
384
00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:19,668
If you need to cry go outside.
385
00:24:28,093 --> 00:24:30,888
- They holding?
- Yeah. For now. We have to hurry.
386
00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:48,655
Okay.
387
00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:50,573
Home is right through here,
388
00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:53,451
we do this, we move quick.
389
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:55,286
Okay, remember, no Travelling,
390
00:24:55,370 --> 00:24:56,913
and no magic.
391
00:24:56,997 --> 00:24:58,916
It goes bad fast here.
392
00:25:19,186 --> 00:25:21,104
- Alice?
- Just give me a sec.
393
00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:23,524
We’ll listen to your gut next time.
394
00:25:35,786 --> 00:25:37,912
It’s the lab?
395
00:25:37,996 --> 00:25:39,247
Why?
396
00:25:39,331 --> 00:25:40,791
Who cares?
397
00:25:47,256 --> 00:25:48,924
Careful.
398
00:25:57,516 --> 00:25:59,267
That's it.
399
00:25:59,351 --> 00:26:00,602
That’s The Seam.
400
00:26:09,111 --> 00:26:11,238
Okay, let’s do this.
401
00:26:22,332 --> 00:26:24,668
Okay. Let me.
402
00:26:26,837 --> 00:26:27,838
Everett.
403
00:26:33,010 --> 00:26:34,636
Quentin?
404
00:26:35,846 --> 00:26:37,472
That's mine.
405
00:26:38,098 --> 00:26:39,224
Hand it over, please?
406
00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:42,436
- You know you can’t cast in here.
- I know.
407
00:26:44,521 --> 00:26:47,191
Mutually assured destruction.
408
00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:51,278
Which is why you'll give it to me.
409
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:01,287
You tried.
410
00:27:01,371 --> 00:27:03,248
You did. I'm impressed.
411
00:27:04,082 --> 00:27:05,375
But that bond won't hold.
412
00:27:05,459 --> 00:27:09,003
Give it to me before the Monster gets out
and everything goes far more shit-shaped.
413
00:27:09,087 --> 00:27:10,839
Quentin, I think you need to…
414
00:27:10,923 --> 00:27:14,051
Your friend Eliot is safe.
I'll let you go.
415
00:27:15,177 --> 00:27:16,637
Just let me handle this.
416
00:27:17,221 --> 00:27:20,974
- You'll become a god.
- You've met gods, but I won't be like them.
417
00:27:21,725 --> 00:27:25,020
I studied them so I could do better,
be better.
418
00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:27,481
Trust me.
419
00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:30,442
Okay.
420
00:27:33,028 --> 00:27:36,240
Okay. I get it.
Okay.
421
00:27:39,368 --> 00:27:42,203
You always were smarter than
the books gave you credit for.
422
00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:44,622
It'll be okay, Q.
423
00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:48,001
In fact you'll go down as a hero,
I'll make sure of it.
424
00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:50,754
Take her. Do it. Now.
425
00:27:50,838 --> 00:27:53,340
What? No!
426
00:27:54,299 --> 00:27:56,009
- What did you do?
- Just a Minor Mending.
427
00:27:56,093 --> 00:27:56,009
Quentin!
428
00:27:56,093 --> 00:27:58,262
Give it to me.
429
00:30:28,745 --> 00:30:30,080
Hey.
430
00:30:31,081 --> 00:30:32,875
Been a while.
431
00:30:35,002 --> 00:30:37,004
Welcome to the Underworld.
432
00:30:38,422 --> 00:30:39,882
Oh, shit.
433
00:30:42,009 --> 00:30:43,177
Really?
434
00:30:47,931 --> 00:30:49,308
What’s this?
435
00:30:49,808 --> 00:30:51,143
Hot chocolate.
436
00:30:54,897 --> 00:30:57,566
I'm dead but there's still hot chocolate.
437
00:30:59,610 --> 00:31:00,861
That's a good sign.
438
00:31:04,865 --> 00:31:06,533
What did I do?
439
00:31:08,535 --> 00:31:10,037
What do you think you did?
440
00:31:11,413 --> 00:31:13,874
I don't know, it happened so fast.
441
00:31:20,172 --> 00:31:23,467
This is the part
where I can't lie, right?
442
00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:29,723
My whole life is…
443
00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:31,391
Revealed.
444
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:37,731
But it only means anything
if you reveal it to yourself.
445
00:31:39,775 --> 00:31:41,944
Okay.
446
00:31:47,741 --> 00:31:51,620
Most of my life I’ve been, um,
in and out of hospitals, and,
447
00:31:54,498 --> 00:31:56,583
you know,
448
00:31:56,667 --> 00:31:59,253
suicidal thoughts, and notes,
449
00:32:00,921 --> 00:32:02,381
a lot of notes.
450
00:32:03,674 --> 00:32:05,551
Attempts and...
451
00:32:08,428 --> 00:32:12,224
Meds and therapy. And then
452
00:32:14,101 --> 00:32:16,562
I found Brakebills,
453
00:32:18,605 --> 00:32:20,774
and all that went away.
454
00:32:23,151 --> 00:32:26,572
Or…I thought, but…
455
00:32:27,865 --> 00:32:28,866
But?
456
00:32:31,952 --> 00:32:36,206
Did I do something brave
to save my friends,
457
00:32:37,541 --> 00:32:40,460
or did I finally find a way
to kill myself?
458
00:32:44,173 --> 00:32:45,757
Okay.
459
00:32:45,841 --> 00:32:48,218
I can see we’re gonna
need the deluxe package.
460
00:32:48,302 --> 00:32:50,721
Which…it’s okay. No surprise.
461
00:32:52,639 --> 00:32:53,891
Let’s go.
462
00:33:03,692 --> 00:33:05,694
I don't know what to say.
463
00:33:25,589 --> 00:33:28,467
I mean, what words are ever going to…
464
00:33:29,384 --> 00:33:30,719
They won't.
465
00:35:47,856 --> 00:35:51,276
Appreciate the level
of sincere grief, dude,
466
00:35:52,945 --> 00:35:57,074
I seem to remember when I kicked it?
You laughing.
467
00:36:02,246 --> 00:36:03,621
I’m really sorry about that.
468
00:36:03,705 --> 00:36:07,793
It’s okay. I’ve met you.
469
00:36:10,879 --> 00:36:12,464
I think you know your answer now.
470
00:36:13,465 --> 00:36:16,093
The story, for them, it's just starting.
471
00:36:17,344 --> 00:36:21,306
But it won't be the same story,
because of you.
472
00:36:21,390 --> 00:36:24,350
You didn't just save their lives,
473
00:36:24,434 --> 00:36:26,978
you changed their lives
474
00:36:27,062 --> 00:36:29,606
as much as they changed yours.
475
00:36:29,690 --> 00:36:32,109
You didn't want to leave all that.
Did you?
476
00:36:49,710 --> 00:36:53,422
- It’s time to say goodbye.
- All right. Just one last look.
477
00:37:56,401 --> 00:37:57,945
Are they gonna be okay?
478
00:37:59,363 --> 00:38:02,282
Oh yeah, once they reach here, just fine.
479
00:38:03,408 --> 00:38:04,993
No, up there.
480
00:38:06,119 --> 00:38:09,122
Oh, up there.
481
00:38:11,625 --> 00:38:15,754
You'll notice control is done
with the ring finger positioning
482
00:38:15,838 --> 00:38:17,172
if you watch...
483
00:38:34,398 --> 00:38:37,650
And the blood. Feels like we're
never gonna get it all out.
484
00:38:37,734 --> 00:38:42,322
Then we tear down and rebuild.
Which is probably long overdue.
485
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:45,033
I got here as fast as I could.
486
00:38:45,951 --> 00:38:47,452
Thank you.
487
00:38:47,536 --> 00:38:50,455
With so few Librarians, each is precious.
488
00:38:50,539 --> 00:38:53,458
We're lucky you're still here.
To run this place.
489
00:38:55,252 --> 00:38:57,212
Oh no.
490
00:38:57,296 --> 00:38:58,171
No, I can't do that.
491
00:38:58,255 --> 00:39:01,007
Your humility is charming
but this isn't the time.
492
00:39:01,091 --> 00:39:03,510
I know what I'm capable of,
493
00:39:04,219 --> 00:39:05,679
what I feel.
494
00:39:06,471 --> 00:39:07,764
It should not be me.
495
00:39:08,849 --> 00:39:11,602
I know exactly who we need.
But I'm not sure they...
496
00:39:12,352 --> 00:39:14,020
We need you to go find someone.
497
00:39:14,104 --> 00:39:17,316
And do your very best to convince
them to come and help us.
498
00:39:17,858 --> 00:39:19,193
Alice Quinn.
499
00:39:23,113 --> 00:39:24,448
Eliot and Margo.
500
00:39:25,657 --> 00:39:26,950
Yeah.
501
00:39:28,035 --> 00:39:29,369
That one’s kind of funny.
502
00:39:29,953 --> 00:39:32,789
Funny ha-ha or funny... uh-oh?
503
00:39:33,373 --> 00:39:35,041
God, this feels so good.
504
00:39:35,125 --> 00:39:36,584
It sure does.
505
00:39:36,668 --> 00:39:38,586
Okay, let's see what-the-what
506
00:39:38,670 --> 00:39:40,588
with getting un-banished my throne back
507
00:39:40,672 --> 00:39:43,842
and my man for some
white-hot grief banging.
508
00:39:45,177 --> 00:39:47,512
I’m sorry,
509
00:39:47,596 --> 00:39:49,305
that came out way harsher than I thought.
510
00:39:49,389 --> 00:39:50,265
It's okay.
511
00:39:50,349 --> 00:39:53,601
It's gonna be weird
for a little while, so,
512
00:39:53,685 --> 00:39:55,771
we’re just going to have to…
513
00:39:58,065 --> 00:39:59,775
Margo?
514
00:40:05,697 --> 00:40:09,284
The fuck did they do to my castle?
515
00:40:13,163 --> 00:40:14,914
Uh, pardon me, sir?
516
00:40:14,998 --> 00:40:17,626
Crazy question but,
517
00:40:18,335 --> 00:40:21,004
Fillory is still ruled by
Acting High King Fen, right?
518
00:40:21,088 --> 00:40:23,715
If this is some kind of loyalty test…
519
00:40:23,799 --> 00:40:27,302
No, no, uh, we've just
been away for a while.
520
00:40:28,387 --> 00:40:30,847
The Dark King reigns.
Glory to his rule.
521
00:40:30,931 --> 00:40:34,267
High King Fen and Josh The Fresh Prince
were overthrown three hundred years ago.
522
00:40:34,351 --> 00:40:36,645
The gods curse them both.
523
00:40:37,312 --> 00:40:38,647
Have a good day.
524
00:40:45,821 --> 00:40:48,698
The one that I'm the most worried about
is Julia.
525
00:40:48,782 --> 00:40:50,450
I know.
526
00:40:51,535 --> 00:40:53,453
She’s fought so hard for magic.
527
00:40:53,537 --> 00:40:55,288
She's been in a weird place.
528
00:40:55,372 --> 00:40:58,834
Then comes to the end
of this crazy journey
529
00:41:01,211 --> 00:41:02,629
and feels at peace.
530
00:41:03,630 --> 00:41:04,965
And magic?
531
00:41:06,091 --> 00:41:08,093
Comes from pain.
532
00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:31,575
Goodbye, Q.
533
00:41:39,583 --> 00:41:41,835
Q, are you doing this?
534
00:41:49,885 --> 00:41:51,178
Holy shit.
535
00:41:58,143 --> 00:41:59,561
I’m doing this.
536
00:42:13,575 --> 00:42:15,034
Did you?
537
00:42:15,118 --> 00:42:17,454
Did you just see that? I have…
538
00:42:18,747 --> 00:42:20,582
Yeah.
539
00:42:20,666 --> 00:42:23,377
So, what are you going to do with it?
540
00:42:28,799 --> 00:42:31,050
What happens next?
541
00:42:31,134 --> 00:42:33,554
Learn to love the mysteries, man.
542
00:42:34,388 --> 00:42:36,347
Can I ask you something?
543
00:42:36,431 --> 00:42:37,766
Yes. I'm nicer.
544
00:42:39,643 --> 00:42:44,314
All that stuff we think protects us
or motivates us or scares us up there?
545
00:42:44,398 --> 00:42:48,110
Here, it just all falls away.
546
00:42:49,152 --> 00:42:51,822
You're finally just you.
547
00:42:53,782 --> 00:42:55,158
You'll see.
548
00:43:07,629 --> 00:43:10,549
This is as far as I go, brother.
549
00:43:56,637 --> 00:43:58,972
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