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~ You are going to have to decide
on a name for this baby.
~ Flora.
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He can't stand it - the crying.
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It's not even ours.
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Sorry, mate.
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It's not worth it. It's not worth it!
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Now he's asked me to marry
him and I've said yes.
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Can you, knowing you
murdered his brother?
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But I am the one who always
has to do the ringing up.
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That's the father. He's an idiot.
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~ I couldn't have a look at her, could I?
~ That wasn't the plan, was it?
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I really don't want
to give up my job.
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Would you really hate
it if I got a nanny?
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A good nanny, a really good,
expensive, proper nanny.
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I wouldn't speak to you, Caroline.
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You've got Mary Poppins in your
head. That nanny doesn't exist.
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Doctor Elliot?
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Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
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Any of you pricks move and I'll
execute every last one of you!
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~ No running!
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~ Suspended?
~ Only for two days. I
don't want to go over it.
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Is this since...?
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It's ever since I got
together with Kate,
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which obviously is difficult but...
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He was always a rebel who didn't
like doing any homework.
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And of course John always indulged
that side of things so...
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I'm the wicked witch of whatever,
and John's, you know...
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.. Jack Kerouac or something.
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~ Raff ever been suspended?
~ No.
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I was.
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Once.
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~ What for?
~ I can't tell you.
~ Go on, why?
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What about you, Mrs Goody-two-shoes?
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Were you never, ever, ever
in bother at school?
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I was actually.
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~ Go on.
~ It's bad. I never got suspended but...
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I was in detention.
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Twice.
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Twice! Jesus, Caroline.
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OK, this is good, this is funny.
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Home economics. Do you
remember home economics?
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~ No, we did domestic science.
~ Ah, well, it's food tech now.
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~ La-di-dah.
~ It's still taught by
lightweights. I didn't say that.
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I didn't think you had. Go on.
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OK, home economics.
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I used to get so bored, I once
got so bored I had a panic attack.
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I was 13, and I'm having
a panic attack
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because I'm bored out of my
mind. So, anyway, one week...
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~ She's going to start soon.
~ She's fine, go on.
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OK, so we're making Cornish pasties.
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Cornish pasties, why? Just buy them.
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So anyway, we'd all done what we had
to do, and got everything in the oven
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and blah, blah, blah, and we realised,
if we pooled our resources,
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us young ladies, we
could make a few more.
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So we invented a new filling.
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We cut up some Brillo
Pads, a squirt of Fairy,
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a teaspoonful full of Ajax, mixed
it in with the leftovers.
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~ Yes!
~ Stuffed it in the pastry,
brushed milk on the pastry,
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cooked them, they looked lovely.
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Went off to whatever class it was
next and fed them to the boys,
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who ate them.
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I'm sorry, but, you know, they were
complicit in their own downfall.
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I would've spat that out.
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~ Yeah, but boys, they'll eat owt, won't they?
~ Exactly.
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~ Plus they're not very bright.
~ They're just wired differently.
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So, they were all sick and we
got sent to the head teacher
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and got detention, which we all
agreed afterwards was worth it
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~ because it was so funny.
~ Well done.
~ Thank you.
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See? Not perfect after all.
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And yet, ironically,
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my estimation of your mum
now goes through the roof.
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So what did you get in bother for?
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~ Having sex in the cricket pavilion.
~ No, you're lying.
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~ You're not going to go
all headmistressy on me!
~ Who with?
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Robbie. Probably. Yeah,
it would've been him.
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You see?
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I really should've stuck with him.
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Yeah.
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Will you come?
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To the wedding.
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I suppose it'd look odd
if I didn't, wouldn't it?
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I can't believe that my mother
has gone to a football match.
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No. No. No.
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Oh, it was interminable!
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We thought we were going to
pass out, didn't we, Alan?
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I can think of other ways of
spending a Saturday afternoon,
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champagne or no champagne.
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And course we had to pretend
we'd never had so much fun!
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It wouldn't have been so bad
if one of them had scored.
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~ I've had more fun at the dentist.
~ But they didn't.
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And Gary was thrilled.
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Apparently to them nil-nil
is a good outcome.
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I said, "How?" I wished I hadn't,
because he explained.
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~ And that took another three weeks.
~ I'm not going again.
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Anyway, never mind that, hey...
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what about you? Hey?
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Have you had a nice afternoon,
our little Flora?
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~ She's been looking at sheep.
~ Ooh!
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Why can't you just tell Gary?
Why can't you just say?
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Why do you have to find excuses?
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Oh, because it's tricky,
it's difficult.
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And, you know, he's a nice lad.
I don't want to hurt his feelings.
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And this is a man that could
sell sand to the Arabs.
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~ Saying no is not always an option.
~ And that.
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~ Are you back at work yet, Caroline?
~ Yes, I've been back for two weeks.
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I've taken on a nanny.
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Holly. Lovely girl.
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And how've you been coping?
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Well, for the record, some of
us would've loved to have spent
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all afternoon drinking champagne
at a football match, Grandad.
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Only some of us were working.
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You love it! He loves it.
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Why do people always
ring at mealtimes?
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You've not left school as
well though, have you, Raff?
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No, it's just a Saturday job, his.
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But, you know, it could
lead to something else.
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~ Fine, I'm fine, thanks.
~ Not...
~ Yeah, she's here...
~ Why not?
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~ Who is it?
~ What do you know?
~ She's just here.
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More than you think.
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(Gary.)
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Gary!
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He can't leave us alone!
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How're you?
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'Good, yeah, I'm good.'
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Did Alan like the football?
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He loved it. They both did!
They've just been saying,
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they can't remember when
they've had so much fun.
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Well, maybe next time
you could all come?
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'Yeah, all of us! That'd be...'
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Yeah, we'll look forward to that!
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I wasn't sure,
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I was worried they seemed a
bit bored at one point, but...
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Bored? God, no!
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Oh, well, I'm glad they're...
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Are you doing anything on
Monday? Monday lunchtime.
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Me? Erm, Monday lunchtime...
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I'm not near the calendar
just this second.
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But there are a couple of things
I wanted to run past you.
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OK.
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Listen, Gary, we're just in
the middle of supper just now
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and I've just got a baby on my knee.
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~ Sorry!
~ 'So can I, erm, ring you back?'
~ Sure, sure, sure.
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OK. Later.
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~ Later, bye-bye.
~ 'Bye-bye. Bye.'
~ Bye-bye.
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Lunch! Monday! I've got a million
and one things to do!
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~ Just tell him!
~ He does seem very needy.
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Yeah, well, I really like him.
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I'm not criticising him, love.
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Maybe it just goes with the
territory, somebody so successful.
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I suppose he's trying
to come to terms
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with something pretty big, isn't he?
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Finding out that you probably
weren't really wanted
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when you arrived.
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Are you OK?
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Oh, it's just this aft.
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Three times he introduced
me to people.
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"This is my dad, my real dad."
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Then all the explanations. Don't
tell me you hadn't noticed.
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Well, of course I noticed.
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"Oh, yes, this is my real dad,
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"bloke who was unfaithful
to his wife."
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~ Well, he never put it quite
that bluntly, did he?
~ He didn't need to.
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Can't he see that it's
embarrassing for both of us?
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I mean you and me, not him.
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Well, I suppose that's not
how he thinks about it, is it?
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~ Mm.
~ From Eileen's point of view.
~ No.
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Or indeed mine.
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Or yours.
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~ It's all about him, isn't it?
~ Mm.
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~ You'll have to say something
if it's upsetting you.
~ I...
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Ah, you're back. Lawrence is in bed.
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~ Thought you were staying at your flat.
~ Yeah, we were,
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but I think when it came to it he
preferred to sleep in his own bed.
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So...
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I bought him some
noise-cancelling headphones
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and I think those along with
the earplugs when she starts...
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.. might help.
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~ Has she not...?
~ No, not yet, but she will.
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It's only because she's
been in the car.
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~ Do you want a glass of wine?
~ No, I'm going to bed.
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~ How was Gillian?
~ Fine.
~ Good.
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Good. That's good.
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And how... how... how are you?
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How are things?
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Shit.
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But, you know, it'll get better.
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No, it will. Of course it will.
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Right, well, I'll...
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get my jacket.
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You were happy today.
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I saw you.
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Briefly.
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I just wanted to say,
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bit ironic now I've got
the flat sorted out,
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but it was just to say that...
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we had a great day, me and Lawrence,
it was nice, he was happy,
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we enjoyed each other's
company, and...
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.. is there an argument...
Bear with me.
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Is there an argument
for you and me...
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.. getting back together?
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No.
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~ Fair enough, I just thought...
~ Sure.
~ .. it was worth...
~ Yeah.
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.. suggesting.
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Asking. Seeing what you...
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Well, anyway, I've put
the idea out there.
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~ Perhaps it's something to dwell on.
~ Sorry, hang on, wait a minute. What?
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~ Well?
~ It's six weeks tomorrow that Kate died,
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~ it's less than six weeks since Kate died.
~ Well...
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~ Are you seriously asking me that question?
~ As I say...
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God, you're like something
out of a joke book.
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It was just an idea. For Lawrence
and, well, for Laura...
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~ Flora! Actually.
~ Do you seriously think...?
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You were the one who asked me
if I'd help out the other day,
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~ surely having two parents...
~ What do you think I am?
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I don't think you do think, do you?
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I think you just let words spill
out of your mouth and onto the floor
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~ and see if anyone's stupid
enough to pick them up.
~ OK, well, that's...
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I'm a lesbian. I like sleeping
with other women, I always did.
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And this is after you've
been trying so blatantly
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~ to get inside Gillian's knickers! Again.
~ That's... That was never...
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OK, forget it, I mistimed it...
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Yeah, I think that
just about sums it up.
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OK. Well, I'll...
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~ I'll drop the latch.
~ Yeah, if you would.
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~ I'll phone you. ~ Right.
~ I'll... ~ Yeah, whatever.
~ That's...
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I told you I didn't want a baby.
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I said I didn't want a baby.
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I left you in such a mess...
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didn't I?
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Are you angry with me?
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~ Sometimes.
~ I'm sorry.
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It's all right.
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Is that how you feel?
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What you said at suppertime.
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You know, thinking you probably
weren't really wanted,
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~ when you arrived.
~ No.
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No. We were really lucky
though, weren't we?
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Maureen and Geoff adopting us when
they did, when we were tiny.
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Yeah, but your mum. Your real mum.
239
00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:44,810
I don't dwell on it.
240
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:47,770
Happen I should, but I don't.
241
00:15:47,820 --> 00:15:50,250
Our Eddie did.
242
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:53,290
Course he were that
bit older than me.
243
00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:57,240
I sometimes think that's why
he was such a mad bastard.
244
00:15:57,820 --> 00:16:00,930
I think that he had more... stuff.
245
00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:05,980
Subconscious stuff, happen, to
deal with than I had, but...
246
00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:14,850
I've never heard you call
him a mad bastard before.
247
00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:17,410
What, our Eddie?
248
00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:19,650
~ Yeah.
~ Well...
249
00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:22,850
No. But he had demons, didn't he?
250
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,340
Yeah.
251
00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:28,720
I've just never heard
you say it before.
252
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:32,410
I always thought you thought
the sun shone out of him.
253
00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:35,540
I did, back then. Only...
254
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:39,290
I don't know.
255
00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:42,810
When you get to our age,
and you look back,
256
00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:45,450
he was tormented, wasn't he?
257
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:49,250
Way he behaved, way he carried on,
258
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,340
way he drank.
259
00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:56,080
Yeah, that's one word for it.
260
00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:19,490
What are your plans?
261
00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:23,650
Well, we... are so lucky
262
00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:28,690
because Mummy has insured other
Mummy's car for us to drive!
263
00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:31,770
So we think today we might take
a picnic to Knaresborough,
264
00:17:31,820 --> 00:17:34,290
~ look at the rowing boats.
~ Ooh!
265
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,860
Hello.
266
00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:42,690
~ When did you get back?
~ Just this morning, just now.
267
00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:45,770
~ Have you and Alan both
recovered from the football?
~ Eugh.
268
00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:47,570
I don't like football either.
269
00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:51,370
Right, come on, let's get this
re-entry meeting out of the way.
270
00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:53,850
Twit.
271
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:56,100
I hope that isn't a smirk.
272
00:17:57,860 --> 00:18:01,380
~ Have a nice day.
~ Ring me if you need me, don't hesitate.
273
00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:05,930
And what about a kiss from
big brother this morning?
274
00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:08,290
~ No, I'm good.
~ Coward.
275
00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:10,810
~ Behave! All of you.
~ I'm not its big brother.
276
00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:12,970
~ Yes, you are.
~ No, I'm not.
~ Yes, you are.
~ Not.
277
00:18:13,020 --> 00:18:16,180
~ Are.
~ Not.
~ You are.
~ Not.
278
00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:24,520
So, Raff...
279
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:29,050
.. he wanted me to talk to you,
he said if he said anything,
280
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:32,050
it'd go down like a
lead balloon, so...
281
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,650
He's fitting in really well by
the way, he's such a bright lad,
282
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:37,130
~ everyone likes him.
~ He's not leaving school.
~ Well...
283
00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:38,930
~ He's going to university.
~ Well, OK...
284
00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:41,570
It's what he wants, it's what
I want, it's what me dad wants.
285
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,010
I completely understand.
All I wanted to say,
286
00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:48,090
you know, these days, kids,
they go to university,
287
00:18:48,140 --> 00:18:50,890
and there's no guarantee whatsoever
they're going to get any kind
288
00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:53,810
~ of a job at the end of it. What if...?
~ You're wasting your time.
289
00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:58,770
What if I take him on
full time, permanent,
290
00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:02,890
send him on day release to tech
to train as an accountant?
291
00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:06,130
Sorry? Sorry, he's
done six Saturdays,
292
00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:08,210
carting boxes about in a warehouse,
293
00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:10,450
and you want to train
him as an accountant?
294
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:13,450
He's a smart cookie, he works
hard, he's my nephew.
295
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,850
By the time he'd be leaving college,
university, when would that be?
296
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:20,650
2017, 2018? He could already
be on 35 grand a year.
297
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:23,290
Between them, him and Ellie,
they could have a mortgage.
298
00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:26,770
Well, you know, he
can go to university
299
00:19:26,820 --> 00:19:29,810
~ and THEN come and do that.
~ Why bother, why waste time?
300
00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:33,090
Because that's always been the plan.
301
00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:34,850
OK.
302
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:38,330
OK. You know this was
his idea, it's not mine.
303
00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:41,530
You know how bad he feels about
Ellie earning all the money
304
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:44,730
and him being so dependent on
everyone, on you with Calamity.
305
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:46,330
We're managing.
306
00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:49,450
And when the hell has he ever
been interested in accountancy?
307
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,650
No, that was a suggestion,
that came from me.
308
00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:54,690
We were... He was talking
about how awkward it is,
309
00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:57,090
being a dad, still being at school.
310
00:19:57,140 --> 00:19:59,050
He thinks it's going to be impossible
311
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:02,210
~ to go away for three years.
~ Why? No, it won't.
312
00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:04,490
Well, think about it
from his point of view.
313
00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:06,490
Going away, having a
laugh for three years,
314
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,490
everybody else looking
after your baby.
315
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,850
I suppose a lot of lads might
think that's all right,
316
00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:14,130
more than all right, but
he's not like that, is he?
317
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:18,090
Everyone else being with your baby,
spending time with your baby
318
00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:20,740
and you're two million miles away.
319
00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:26,770
OK, I'm not going to say anything
more, I can see it's not...
320
00:20:26,820 --> 00:20:30,930
Anyway, let's not fall out about
this. It was an idea, that's all.
321
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,460
~ OK.
~ OK.
322
00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:38,330
~ Then the other thing.
~ Yeah?
323
00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:42,290
Oh, you're going to take
this the wrong way.
324
00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:46,050
~ How are the wedding plans?
~ Good.
~ Fixed a date?
325
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:49,200
It's looking like towards
the end of August.
326
00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:53,050
How about...?
327
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:56,370
Why... why don't I...? Why
don't you, you and Robbie...?
328
00:20:56,420 --> 00:21:01,730
Why don't you let me pay for
a really, really nice venue?
329
00:21:01,780 --> 00:21:05,450
A really big do. Something
really special to celebrate.
330
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:07,530
To celebrate obviously the wedding
331
00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:11,810
but to celebrate us finding
each other like this.
332
00:21:11,860 --> 00:21:13,970
Not that that would be
the focus, obviously,
333
00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:15,530
you and Robbie'd be the focus.
334
00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:18,610
But it would allow me the
opportunity to say thank you.
335
00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:21,050
For you being so generous.
336
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:24,610
And for letting me be part of the family.
I mean, you didn't have to do that.
337
00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:29,500
You could've both ignored me,
you and Alan, couldn't you?
338
00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:33,690
But you didn't.
339
00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:37,010
I couldn't believe my ears!
Does he think we're paupers?
340
00:21:37,060 --> 00:21:40,130
I don't... I don't think that's
how he'd have meant it, surely.
341
00:21:40,180 --> 00:21:43,130
Yeah, yeah, he thinks we're
bumpkins, he thinks we're hicks,
342
00:21:43,180 --> 00:21:46,610
he thinks we haven't got two brass
farthings to wipe our arses with.
343
00:21:46,660 --> 00:21:48,050
So...
344
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:49,650
Well, what did you say?
345
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:53,970
That's really kind of you, Gary,
but I can't have you doing that.
346
00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:56,890
~ Well, think about it.
~ It's not something I'd
feel comfortable with.
347
00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:58,930
Why?
348
00:21:58,980 --> 00:22:00,850
I don't like owing people.
349
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:04,740
~ You wouldn't be owing me,
that's not the point...
~ It's how I'd feel.
350
00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:07,730
'Then he sulked.'
351
00:22:07,780 --> 00:22:10,610
~ Sulked?
~ "Oh, I should never have offered.
352
00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:13,170
"I keep forgetting I'm not
really a member of the family.
353
00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:16,450
"You probably hate me
now." Blah, blah, blah.
354
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:18,930
You've got to stop being
so paranoid, Gary.
355
00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:21,850
It's not about you, it's about me.
I don't like... I have this thing.
356
00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:25,090
I don't like being dependent
on people, anyone.
357
00:22:25,140 --> 00:22:28,180
It's not about you, honestly.
Honestly, Gary. Gary.
358
00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:37,930
Well, you can bite my head off
but I think you should accept it.
359
00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:41,450
~ I think he's right about Raff as well.
~ Oh, really?
360
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:43,930
Yeah, I do. I know it's not
what you planned, but...
361
00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:45,850
Yeah, well, you know
me dad'll go ballistic?
362
00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:49,490
Ever since... when Raff was 12
and his science teacher said,
363
00:22:49,540 --> 00:22:51,890
"You know this lad could
get in at a university,"
364
00:22:51,940 --> 00:22:55,370
~ me dad's had this dream of seeing him go.
~ I'm just saying.
365
00:22:55,420 --> 00:22:57,650
And, think about it,
366
00:22:57,700 --> 00:22:59,890
if we let him pay for a big
do, we could spend a bit more
367
00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:02,690
on the honeymoon, we could
go somewhere really exotic.
368
00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:06,850
We don't need a big do, we
don't know that many people!
369
00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:09,450
I thought you wanted a hog
roast up at Sportsman's.
370
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:12,890
Only cos we don't have silly
money to chuck around!
371
00:23:12,940 --> 00:23:16,290
If we did, I'd splash out a bit more.
372
00:23:16,340 --> 00:23:18,420
~ Would you?
~ Yeah.
373
00:23:19,540 --> 00:23:21,540
It's not what I want.
374
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:33,130
Could I have a dry white wine
and a pint of bitter? Thanks.
375
00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:39,090
I think that's you.
376
00:23:39,140 --> 00:23:41,500
Ooh!
377
00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:47,170
~ Hello?
~ Alan, it's Gary.
378
00:23:47,220 --> 00:23:48,690
Oh, hello!
379
00:23:50,580 --> 00:23:51,850
'Where are you?'
380
00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:55,930
I'm... We're in a pub.
Just outside Harrogate.
381
00:23:55,980 --> 00:23:58,130
We've just been doing
a bit of shopping.
382
00:23:58,180 --> 00:24:00,730
Sorry to bother you, but, erm...
383
00:24:00,780 --> 00:24:02,690
'No, it's all right, lad.'
384
00:24:02,740 --> 00:24:05,530
The thing is, I think
I've upset Gillian.
385
00:24:05,580 --> 00:24:06,770
(What does he want?)
386
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:09,290
Gillian. Have you? How?
387
00:24:09,340 --> 00:24:10,970
'Have you spoken to her?'
388
00:24:11,020 --> 00:24:12,650
What, today? No.
389
00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:16,810
Well, OK. Obviously I didn't mean
to upset her, but the thing is...
390
00:24:16,860 --> 00:24:18,650
(Tell him no more football.)
391
00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:20,530
Eh?
392
00:24:20,580 --> 00:24:24,090
I offered to pay for the wedding just
as a thing, just as a... you know,
393
00:24:24,140 --> 00:24:27,770
'a token of... I don't know,
affection, something.'
394
00:24:27,820 --> 00:24:30,410
And she, you know, she won't have it.
395
00:24:30,460 --> 00:24:35,130
(Tell him not to do that thing of
introducing you as his real father.)
396
00:24:35,180 --> 00:24:38,290
I'm obviously worried that
I've overstepped the mark
397
00:24:38,340 --> 00:24:41,930
and upset the apple cart
and, you know, erm...
398
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:44,580
but it could be a really nice day.
399
00:24:46,940 --> 00:24:48,610
Alan?
400
00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:53,290
Well, I would hope however much
or however little they spent,
401
00:24:53,340 --> 00:24:55,570
it'd be a nice day.
402
00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:57,050
Well, yeah, course. But, erm...
403
00:24:57,100 --> 00:25:00,130
And if anybody's putting their hand
in their pocket, it should be me,
404
00:25:00,180 --> 00:25:02,410
shouldn't it? I'm her dad.
405
00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:03,450
I'll back off.
406
00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:06,570
No, no, it's not about backing off.
407
00:25:06,620 --> 00:25:09,210
She's very fond of you.
408
00:25:09,260 --> 00:25:12,370
~ It's about...
~ 'Well, could you persuade her, then,'
409
00:25:12,420 --> 00:25:16,170
to accept it in the
spirit it's intended?
410
00:25:16,220 --> 00:25:17,930
(Tell him it upsets you.)
411
00:25:17,980 --> 00:25:22,050
No, no, if she's said no, I think
you have to take it at face value.
412
00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:24,890
'It's t'way she is.'
413
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:27,970
You'll just have to accept
it. It's no reflection on you.
414
00:25:30,020 --> 00:25:34,050
~ 'It could be a really nice day.'
~ Hello, love.
~ Mum, where are you?
415
00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:37,290
~ We're just having a bit
of lunch in a pub, why?
~ She's funny about her independence.
416
00:25:37,340 --> 00:25:40,450
We've just had a phone call from the
police in Bradford. They've got Flora.
417
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:43,410
Why? What do you mean? What's...?
418
00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:45,050
I don't know what's happened.
419
00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:47,810
I just wondered if you could
get there any faster than I can.
420
00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:50,530
~ I'm just leaving, just now.
~ Well, we can try.
421
00:25:50,580 --> 00:25:53,130
If we set off now, we could
get there in, I don't know,
422
00:25:53,180 --> 00:25:54,970
half an hour, 40 minutes.
423
00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:56,130
What's up?
424
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:58,690
The police have got Flora.
425
00:25:58,740 --> 00:26:00,450
What's happened?
426
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:03,930
I don't know! All I know is that
she's at some police station
427
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:06,700
in Bradford. Holly, apparently...
428
00:26:09,220 --> 00:26:12,770
.. is in a cell and
she's been arrested.
429
00:26:12,820 --> 00:26:15,330
~ What for?
~ I'm going to have to go, Gary lad...
430
00:26:15,380 --> 00:26:18,730
~ I don't know! I've got no idea!
~ They were going to Knaresborough!
431
00:26:18,780 --> 00:26:20,970
I know, I know!
432
00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:25,290
They just said, "We think
we've got your baby."
433
00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:27,530
~ I'm going to have to catch you later.
~ We need to leave.
434
00:26:27,580 --> 00:26:31,100
~ Ta-ta!
~ We'll see you there!
~ 'Bye.'
~ Bye-bye!
435
00:26:33,620 --> 00:26:36,850
No, I'm the grandmother.
Well, step-grandmother.
436
00:26:36,900 --> 00:26:40,330
~ Am I her step-grandmother?
~ No, legally you're her grandmother.
437
00:26:40,380 --> 00:26:42,530
Anyway, what the hell I am.
438
00:26:42,580 --> 00:26:47,570
She's Flora's... My daughter's
girlfriend... wife's...
439
00:26:47,620 --> 00:26:50,170
They're both gay, they're lesbians.
440
00:26:50,220 --> 00:26:54,730
Anyway, erm... So she's her baby.
441
00:26:54,780 --> 00:27:00,450
Only she died, Kate did, my
daughter's girlfriend's... wife.
442
00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:01,850
Erm...
443
00:27:01,900 --> 00:27:07,170
And so my daughter is the legal
parent-stroke-guardian now, you see,
444
00:27:07,220 --> 00:27:09,210
and she rang us to say that you...
445
00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:12,050
I'm Caroline McKenzie-Dawson,
we spoke on the phone.
446
00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:14,770
Yes, would you like to come through?
447
00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:20,170
This is my mum and dad.
448
00:27:30,260 --> 00:27:31,810
So what happened? What's happened?
449
00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:35,050
She drove through a
red light at speed.
450
00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:38,170
This lad here pulled her over and
asked her to breathe into the tube.
451
00:27:38,220 --> 00:27:41,330
That's when she kicked off - and I
mean kicked off. So he arrested her.
452
00:27:41,380 --> 00:27:43,570
Then we got her on the
intoximeter in here.
453
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,770
~ Four times over the limit.
~ And swearing like a trooper.
454
00:27:46,820 --> 00:27:49,490
~ Four times?
~ Holly? Holly's not...
455
00:27:49,540 --> 00:27:52,450
Well, some people are better at hiding
it than others, aren't they?
456
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:55,210
~ Is it definitely Holly?
~ Well, who the hell else would it be?
457
00:27:55,260 --> 00:27:56,770
Who else would have Flora?
458
00:27:56,820 --> 00:28:02,130
White female, 5'5", long blonde
hair, slim build, early 20s.
459
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:05,130
Well, thank God you pulled her over,
lad, before she did owt worse.
460
00:28:05,180 --> 00:28:06,970
Just doing his job.
461
00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:09,650
Good lad, off you pop.
462
00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:13,090
~ Thank you.
~ Where is Holly?
~ She's in the cells.
463
00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:16,770
~ Can I see her?
~ No. She'll be released when she's sober.
464
00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:19,210
Does her mother know she's
here? Does her husband?
465
00:28:19,260 --> 00:28:22,420
No, they get one phone call
and she wanted us to ring you.
466
00:28:25,820 --> 00:28:29,170
Thank you. Thank you. Bye-bye.
467
00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:30,690
Y'all right, love?
468
00:28:30,740 --> 00:28:33,730
Well, according to her mother, it's
why she dropped out of university.
469
00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:36,770
~ Good Lord.
~ I thought you got her through an agency?
470
00:28:36,820 --> 00:28:38,170
I did, she had references!
471
00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:41,050
The agency obviously knows nothing.
Well, presumably they don't
472
00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:43,810
~ or they'd never have taken her on.
~ You see, they can hide it.
473
00:28:43,860 --> 00:28:46,370
Her mother says she can be fine
for weeks and then she'll have
474
00:28:46,420 --> 00:28:49,250
an upset or whatever and then she'll
have a drink and she can't stop.
475
00:28:49,300 --> 00:28:51,570
She must be sickened, her mother.
476
00:28:51,620 --> 00:28:53,690
Look at me, I'm still shaking!
477
00:28:53,740 --> 00:28:56,610
It's a terrible disease,
young lass like that.
478
00:28:56,660 --> 00:28:59,730
She could've killed her!
What was she not thinking?
479
00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:00,890
Getting into a car,
480
00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:04,210
getting behind the wheel of a
car in that state with a baby?
481
00:29:04,260 --> 00:29:07,610
Someone else's baby! And where
had she been to get so drunk?
482
00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:10,370
Where had Flora been?
And why Bradford?
483
00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:12,730
You really ought to ring that agency.
484
00:29:12,780 --> 00:29:14,690
I will, I'm going to! I
just need a bit more...
485
00:29:14,740 --> 00:29:16,210
They'll get shut of her.
486
00:29:16,260 --> 00:29:18,530
~ .. equilibrium.
~ She'll not get work.
487
00:29:18,580 --> 00:29:21,250
Well, she can't be in charge
of little ones if she's...
488
00:29:21,300 --> 00:29:23,090
Well, of course she can't.
489
00:29:23,140 --> 00:29:26,410
You know she was such a nice
girl at school. She was so...
490
00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:28,410
She was just perfectly
normal, Kate knew her.
491
00:29:28,460 --> 00:29:31,330
Kate would've been delighted with
her. How could I have known?
492
00:29:31,380 --> 00:29:34,690
~ I couldn't have known, could I?
~ It's not your fault, love.
493
00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:36,530
What the hell am I going to do?
494
00:29:36,580 --> 00:29:38,530
I knew I shouldn't have
gone back to work.
495
00:29:38,580 --> 00:29:41,410
That's it, I'm going to have to
resign, I'm going to have to take
496
00:29:41,460 --> 00:29:44,330
early retirement, I'm just going
to have to rethink everything.
497
00:29:44,380 --> 00:29:45,850
There are other nannies.
498
00:29:45,900 --> 00:29:49,210
No, no, no. Kate - she'd kill me.
499
00:29:49,260 --> 00:29:53,010
~ You can't resign.
~ What choice have I got? It's ridiculous!
500
00:29:53,060 --> 00:29:55,770
Even with a nanny I come home and
there's everything still to do!
501
00:29:55,820 --> 00:29:59,250
I can't sleep, I can't think, I
haven't got a second to myself!
502
00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:01,650
And then that's not good for
her, I want her to feel loved,
503
00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:06,850
I don't want her to feel
like she's an inconvenience.
504
00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:09,530
Because she isn't.
505
00:30:09,580 --> 00:30:11,970
I mean, who else is there?
506
00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:15,130
I mean, you know, we've said
we'll do what we can, but...
507
00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:17,700
I know, I know, I know, I know.
508
00:30:18,980 --> 00:30:21,970
It's impossible.
509
00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:24,420
The whole thing is impossible.
510
00:30:26,460 --> 00:30:30,370
You know, if push comes to shove,
which it would appear to have done,
511
00:30:30,420 --> 00:30:32,700
you could always ring Greg.
512
00:30:36,220 --> 00:30:38,170
I suppose I could always ring Greg.
513
00:30:38,220 --> 00:30:40,770
~ Who?
~ The father?
514
00:30:40,820 --> 00:30:42,890
~ Mm.
~ Really?
~ I know you can't stand him.
515
00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:46,770
~ I thought you thought he was a jerk.
~ Yeah, he is, but...
516
00:30:46,820 --> 00:30:49,810
You know, I've always thought you'd
feel very differently about him
517
00:30:49,860 --> 00:30:51,690
if you got to know him properly.
518
00:30:51,740 --> 00:30:54,770
He offered at the funeral to help.
519
00:30:54,820 --> 00:30:56,220
Ring him.
520
00:30:58,380 --> 00:31:00,650
He's self-employed, I
don't know what he does,
521
00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:04,330
but it meant he could be flexible,
and... and he did offer.
522
00:31:04,380 --> 00:31:07,780
And you saw what he was
like with her, I mean...
523
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:09,890
Well, he'd love her. Wouldn't he?
524
00:31:09,940 --> 00:31:12,210
Yeah, but he can't just
drop everything, can he?
525
00:31:12,260 --> 00:31:13,930
I bet he would.
526
00:31:18,780 --> 00:31:23,890
♪ A kiss on the hand
may be quite Continental
527
00:31:23,940 --> 00:31:28,170
♪ But diamonds are
a girl's best friend
528
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:33,650
♪ A kiss may be grand but
it won't pay the rental
529
00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:39,290
♪ For your humble flat or
help you at the automat... ♪
530
00:31:39,340 --> 00:31:41,610
~ 'Hello?'
~ Greg?
531
00:31:41,660 --> 00:31:43,330
It's Caroline Dawson... McKenzie.
532
00:31:43,380 --> 00:31:45,540
Kate's... wife.
533
00:31:46,820 --> 00:31:48,490
How-How're you?
534
00:32:06,380 --> 00:32:08,050
Personally I was thrilled.
535
00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:11,930
I'd love a big do, I quite fancy
that place Celia and Alan got wed.
536
00:32:11,980 --> 00:32:14,610
~ Oh, that was well classy!
~ Food was amazing.
537
00:32:14,660 --> 00:32:16,890
We sang. Grandad sang a song to Celia
538
00:32:16,940 --> 00:32:19,010
and we did backing
vocals and a dance.
539
00:32:19,060 --> 00:32:21,290
~ My God, you should've seen it.
~ I wish I had!
540
00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:23,970
~ It were brilliant!
~ It was summat.
541
00:32:24,020 --> 00:32:25,690
You could sing a song to me mum!
542
00:32:25,740 --> 00:32:29,010
Yeah, in front of everybody
from our nick(!)
543
00:32:29,060 --> 00:32:30,690
Yeah, that's happening.
544
00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:33,850
Ah, here she is! Gillian...
545
00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:37,250
I hope you didn't bugger up the
undercarriage of your jalopy
546
00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:39,370
driving up our track.
547
00:32:39,420 --> 00:32:41,250
Oh, it'll survive.
548
00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:43,730
Listen, I've come to apologise.
549
00:32:43,780 --> 00:32:47,410
I spoke to Alan on the phone and
I overstepped the mark at lunchtime
550
00:32:47,460 --> 00:32:50,090
and it's not what you
want, and I'm sorry.
551
00:32:50,140 --> 00:32:54,370
~ It isn't that we're not grateful...
~ Very grateful, more than grateful.
552
00:32:54,420 --> 00:32:57,130
Personally I can't see why we're
not biting your hand off, pal.
553
00:32:57,180 --> 00:32:58,850
Well, the offer's still there.
554
00:32:58,900 --> 00:33:01,370
We were saying, we could
get wed at that same place
555
00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:04,610
~ that your dad and Celia got wed.
~ We're not doing that, all right?
556
00:33:04,660 --> 00:33:06,210
Well, I think...
557
00:33:06,260 --> 00:33:08,730
Well, you know what I think,
I think it's a shame.
558
00:33:08,780 --> 00:33:12,090
It were really good, it was really
nice, it was such a good day.
559
00:33:12,140 --> 00:33:14,290
And it didn't cost that
much, you told me.
560
00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:16,010
You organised it. You and Caroline.
561
00:33:16,060 --> 00:33:18,970
~ How much was it?
~ It was silly money for what it was.
562
00:33:19,020 --> 00:33:22,580
But it was what me dad wanted,
and it was his money so...
563
00:33:24,940 --> 00:33:28,810
It was just over £5,000 for
30 people! A five-course meal.
564
00:33:28,860 --> 00:33:33,250
It's ridiculous! The champagne alone
cost about five million quid.
565
00:33:33,300 --> 00:33:35,890
Then the flowers were another
arm and another leg
566
00:33:35,940 --> 00:33:38,130
cos Celia had to have
them everywhere.
567
00:33:38,180 --> 00:33:42,330
~ But you see that's...
~ What?
~ £5,000, it's...
568
00:33:42,380 --> 00:33:44,850
It's nothing? Neither here nor there?
569
00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:48,250
It is when you drive
an Aston Martin. Gary.
570
00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:51,610
I think you're just being
a bit stubborn, Mum.
571
00:33:51,660 --> 00:33:54,610
And... And then there's
the other thing.
572
00:33:54,660 --> 00:33:57,170
Erm, just let me know
when you're ready,
573
00:33:57,220 --> 00:34:00,380
when you've had a chance to
think about it properly. Yeah?
574
00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:04,810
~ You mentioned it?
~ Right, well, we'll discuss it.
575
00:34:04,860 --> 00:34:07,770
There's nothing to discuss, I'm old
enough to make me own decisions.
576
00:34:07,820 --> 00:34:09,330
There's plenty to discuss.
577
00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:12,610
~ I want the job. Gary.
~ Do you want to break your grandad's heart?
578
00:34:12,660 --> 00:34:15,530
~ Because that is what will happen.
~ That's emotional blackmail.
579
00:34:15,580 --> 00:34:18,570
I think it is something you
should discuss with your mum
580
00:34:18,620 --> 00:34:22,250
~ and your grandad.
~ You know this is about her.
581
00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:27,170
She buggered up her chance of going
to university by getting pregnant.
582
00:34:27,220 --> 00:34:30,450
Oh, yeah! So now she wants
to inflict it on me.
583
00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:35,010
~ Oh, inflict it?
~ It's all about her! It's
not about me or my situation.
584
00:34:35,060 --> 00:34:37,690
Oh, I'm sorry I want to inflict
a university education on you.
585
00:34:37,740 --> 00:34:39,850
I'm sorry I want you
to do well for yourself.
586
00:34:39,900 --> 00:34:43,490
There's different ways of doing well
for yourself. Don't you get it?
587
00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:45,850
You see, she's not even listening.
588
00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:48,610
~ Well done.
~ Don't talk to Gary like that!
589
00:34:48,660 --> 00:34:51,770
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to start
a massive argument between you.
590
00:34:51,820 --> 00:34:54,690
~ Raff came to me...
~ I went to him.
591
00:34:54,740 --> 00:34:57,090
It was... just an idea.
592
00:34:57,140 --> 00:34:59,130
~ You're finishing your A levels.
~ No, I'm not.
593
00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:02,570
~ At the very least you're
finishing your A levels.
~ What's the point?
594
00:35:02,620 --> 00:35:05,170
The only reason I'd finish my
A levels is to get the grades
595
00:35:05,220 --> 00:35:10,130
I need for Leeds. So if I'm
not going, I don't need 'em!
596
00:35:10,180 --> 00:35:12,490
Can I have some support here?
597
00:35:12,540 --> 00:35:14,540
I can see both sides.
598
00:35:15,860 --> 00:35:17,570
Right, ring your grandad.
599
00:35:17,620 --> 00:35:20,610
~ And if your grandad says
yes, it's fine by me.
~ Really?
600
00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:22,850
No. It'll never be fine by me.
601
00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:26,060
But I'm sick of being
a sodding punchbag.
602
00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:30,890
When's all this cropped up?
603
00:35:30,940 --> 00:35:32,450
Just this aft.
604
00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:34,610
I met him at lunchtime. Why?
605
00:35:34,660 --> 00:35:39,330
You know he rang me this aft. He
were worried that he'd upset you
606
00:35:39,380 --> 00:35:42,010
~ 'over offering to pay for the wedding.'
~ Oh, did he?
607
00:35:42,060 --> 00:35:43,370
But he didn't say owt
608
00:35:43,420 --> 00:35:47,090
about this Raff not going
to university business.
609
00:35:47,140 --> 00:35:49,410
'Yeah, well, that figures.'
610
00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:52,170
~ I told him how upset you'd be.
~ 'What shall I do?'
611
00:35:52,220 --> 00:35:54,050
Shall I talk to the lad?
612
00:35:54,100 --> 00:35:56,170
Well, he sure as hell
ain't listening to me.
613
00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:58,490
~ Is he there?
~ 'No, I'm in t'barn'
614
00:35:58,540 --> 00:36:02,010
On me own with t'sheep.
615
00:36:02,060 --> 00:36:04,290
I'm sulking.
616
00:36:04,340 --> 00:36:06,970
Happen it'd be better face to face.
Do you want me to pop over?
617
00:36:07,020 --> 00:36:10,250
~ 'Can you be arsed?'
~ I can't pop over, I've got
to be on hand for Caroline.
618
00:36:10,300 --> 00:36:12,370
'Give me a minute, love.'
619
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:14,330
But is it all right if I go?
620
00:36:14,380 --> 00:36:16,650
~ Yeah, course.
~ Yeah?
621
00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:20,610
Well, OK then, if I set off
in t'next quarter of hour,
622
00:36:20,660 --> 00:36:23,260
I can be there by half past seven.
623
00:36:25,300 --> 00:36:27,090
I'll be on me own, though.
624
00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:30,330
Yeah, we've had a bit
of a drama ourselves.
625
00:36:30,380 --> 00:36:33,450
We were in t'police station
over in Bradford, this aft.
626
00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:36,380
Why? What y'been up to this time?
627
00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:56,460
~ Hiya.
~ What you doing here?
628
00:36:57,500 --> 00:36:59,540
Came to see you.
629
00:37:05,420 --> 00:37:07,450
Who's that?
630
00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:09,410
Me dad.
631
00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:13,060
I don't want to fall out
wi' you, you know, Gillian.
632
00:37:14,140 --> 00:37:15,890
Yeah, I can see what you're saying.
633
00:37:15,940 --> 00:37:20,340
If our little Calamity hadn't turned
up it'd be a different tale, but...
634
00:37:22,020 --> 00:37:24,620
Yes, I can see what you're saying.
635
00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:27,810
But you're disappointed.
636
00:37:27,860 --> 00:37:30,730
I think you can do well whatever
you turn your mind to.
637
00:37:30,780 --> 00:37:34,540
I think you're old enough
to make your own choices.
638
00:37:35,700 --> 00:37:38,530
~ What do you think, Ellie?
~ She wants me to stay at school.
639
00:37:38,580 --> 00:37:40,530
It was different for me leaving.
640
00:37:40,580 --> 00:37:42,650
I couldn't live in
someone else's house
641
00:37:42,700 --> 00:37:44,770
and not bring in some money, could I?
642
00:37:44,820 --> 00:37:47,370
And I left so you wouldn't have to.
643
00:37:47,420 --> 00:37:50,450
You see? Nobody's on my side.
644
00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:53,610
Your mother thinks
nobody's on HER side.
645
00:37:53,660 --> 00:37:55,770
Anyway, I'm not taking sides.
646
00:37:55,820 --> 00:37:58,730
I think you're old enough
and smart enough
647
00:37:58,780 --> 00:38:01,780
to make an intelligent
and informed choice.
648
00:38:03,180 --> 00:38:06,450
~ Will you do me a favour though, lad?
~ What?
649
00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:08,850
Will you dwell on it for two weeks?
650
00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:11,810
Before you do make a decision,
one way or t'other.
651
00:38:11,860 --> 00:38:14,820
Before you throw t'towel
in at school.
652
00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:18,970
I'm not going to change my mind.
653
00:38:22,340 --> 00:38:24,050
OK.
654
00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:26,240
If Gary's good with that.
655
00:38:29,380 --> 00:38:33,050
He's a bit of a bloody
nuisance, Gary, isn't he?
656
00:38:33,100 --> 00:38:36,850
I never told you t'thing that...
657
00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:39,370
~ pissed me off most.
~ What?
658
00:38:39,420 --> 00:38:41,170
~ At football.
~ What?
659
00:38:41,220 --> 00:38:45,090
Introducing me to folk
as his real dad.
660
00:38:45,140 --> 00:38:49,010
I don't mind in private,
but to all and sundry!
661
00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:50,330
In front of Celia.
662
00:38:50,380 --> 00:38:53,650
"Yeah, this is the fella that
cheated on his wife, folks!"
663
00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:55,210
No way.
664
00:38:55,260 --> 00:38:58,250
Now, don't get me wrong,
I'm still fond of him.
665
00:38:58,300 --> 00:39:03,610
But it's like... he doesn't think
about how it affects other people.
666
00:39:03,660 --> 00:39:06,420
Well, exactly.
667
00:39:10,660 --> 00:39:13,210
I've got an interview.
668
00:39:13,260 --> 00:39:14,690
Tomorrow afternoon.
669
00:39:14,740 --> 00:39:21,170
Working on t'checkout at Patterson's
down in Sowerby Bridge.
670
00:39:21,220 --> 00:39:24,220
~ You don't have to do that.
~ No, but, you know...
671
00:39:26,340 --> 00:39:29,700
~ .. I want to.
~ Fine.
672
00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:41,440
You know on Saturday night...
673
00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:45,420
~ .. when we were talking about Eddie?
~ Yeah.
674
00:39:46,860 --> 00:39:50,930
~ About how he had demons.
~ Yeah.
675
00:39:50,980 --> 00:39:53,450
I never told anyone this before.
676
00:39:55,780 --> 00:39:57,820
What?
677
00:39:59,540 --> 00:40:01,740
He used to knock me about.
678
00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:04,850
Why didn't you tell someone?
679
00:40:04,900 --> 00:40:06,370
Because...
680
00:40:07,620 --> 00:40:10,290
.. you don't like to admit
that it's happening.
681
00:40:10,340 --> 00:40:12,650
Because it's humiliating.
682
00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:14,690
And because you're scared...
683
00:40:14,740 --> 00:40:17,010
if you tell anyone it'll backfire
684
00:40:17,060 --> 00:40:21,300
and... you'll only have made
it a thousand times worse.
685
00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:26,280
I'm lying...
686
00:40:27,420 --> 00:40:28,850
.. actually.
687
00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:31,210
Saying I never told anyone.
688
00:40:31,260 --> 00:40:35,410
I didn't tell anyone at the
time. But... I told Caroline.
689
00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:38,610
~ When?
~ Last year. Just before Christmas.
690
00:40:38,660 --> 00:40:41,000
~ Why Caroline?
~ I don't know.
691
00:40:43,420 --> 00:40:46,450
Sometimes... we tell
each other stuff.
692
00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:48,100
I told her...
693
00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:51,840
.. that I've shed blood.
694
00:40:52,060 --> 00:40:54,400
In every room in this house.
695
00:40:58,860 --> 00:41:02,010
I told her that...
696
00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:04,800
he once stubbed a fag out on my neck.
697
00:41:07,540 --> 00:41:09,930
Why're you telling me this now?
698
00:41:09,980 --> 00:41:11,700
Because...
699
00:41:14,780 --> 00:41:16,180
.. I can.
700
00:41:19,580 --> 00:41:22,320
Because you called him a mad bastard.
701
00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:27,500
I never heard you say that before.
702
00:41:30,140 --> 00:41:33,010
Mum. Mum.
703
00:41:33,060 --> 00:41:34,690
Mum.
704
00:41:34,740 --> 00:41:36,450
~ Mum.
~ Hello.
705
00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:39,690
~ There's a man.
~ What?
~ At the door.
706
00:41:39,740 --> 00:41:42,170
~ Have you let him in?
~ Am I supposed to?
707
00:41:42,220 --> 00:41:43,860
Ohhh!
708
00:41:48,860 --> 00:41:51,690
~ Caroline.
~ Greg. Come in. Sorry, Lawrence didn't know.
709
00:41:51,740 --> 00:41:55,370
That's all right! I wouldn't let me
in in the middle of the night, either.
710
00:41:55,420 --> 00:42:00,610
~ Lawrence, this is Greg. ~ Hi.
~ Greg...? ~ Burchill.
~ Burchill! ~ Hi.
711
00:42:00,660 --> 00:42:04,010
Greg is Flora's biological
dad. Lawrence is my youngest.
712
00:42:04,060 --> 00:42:07,660
~ Sorry, do you want to come through?
~ Thanks.
713
00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:21,290
Hello!
714
00:42:21,340 --> 00:42:23,380
Aren't babies great?
715
00:42:25,220 --> 00:42:28,490
I didn't really expect you to come all
the way over from Manchester tonight.
716
00:42:28,540 --> 00:42:30,940
Oh, I'm delighted, I told you.
717
00:42:31,740 --> 00:42:33,970
It's... very kind of you.
718
00:42:34,020 --> 00:42:37,850
Well, we need to see what
we can do, don't we?
719
00:42:37,900 --> 00:42:39,370
Yes, we do!
720
00:42:39,420 --> 00:42:42,290
You're not... the Greg Burchill
that does the Deathgrip books,
721
00:42:42,340 --> 00:42:43,740
are you?
722
00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:46,810
The what?
723
00:42:46,860 --> 00:42:48,210
The what?
724
00:42:48,260 --> 00:42:51,330
It's my thang. Deathgrip.
Comic strip.
725
00:42:51,380 --> 00:42:54,970
~ Superhero. Well, antihero.
~ Ah.
~ Have you not...?
726
00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:58,370
~ You have! She has. I've got all of them.
~ No way!
727
00:42:58,420 --> 00:43:01,250
~ All of them.
~ A boy with impeccable taste, I see.
728
00:43:01,300 --> 00:43:03,570
Oh, my God. No-one's
going to believe this.
729
00:43:03,620 --> 00:43:06,730
~ I don't think I've...
~ It's why I can work anywhere, more or less.
730
00:43:06,780 --> 00:43:09,050
I draw cartoons, basically.
731
00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:11,370
And I can do it anywhere with
a few basic bits of kit.
732
00:43:11,420 --> 00:43:15,090
~ So, my God! What happened?
~ Oh. Well...
733
00:43:15,140 --> 00:43:17,370
This Holly sounds like she
needs her arse kicking.
734
00:43:17,420 --> 00:43:20,810
~ She does! She seriously does.
~ I am speaking metaphorically.
735
00:43:20,860 --> 00:43:24,730
Obviously, I don't go around
kicking people's arses myself.
736
00:43:24,780 --> 00:43:28,490
But, 'ey, no, Caroline, I
was fuming when you told me.
737
00:43:28,540 --> 00:43:32,210
I'm serious, I was angry. It's
bad, it's rubbish, it's...
738
00:43:32,260 --> 00:43:35,090
~ .. not good enough.
739
00:43:35,140 --> 00:43:36,570
So, Lawrence, what do you think
740
00:43:36,620 --> 00:43:40,260
~ of your new little baby sister then, eh?
~ Yeah, she's all right.
741
00:43:55,580 --> 00:43:58,690
Yeah, but, no, the thing is, we weren't
even going to do that story
742
00:43:58,740 --> 00:44:03,290
about Petra Hazard stealing the digital serum
from Judge Von Hinkle. How mad is that?
743
00:44:03,340 --> 00:44:06,530
Deathgrip wouldn't have found Detective
Cavalcanti with Dr Zealander.
744
00:44:06,580 --> 00:44:09,730
~ Exactly. Exactly. Well, he would have.
~ Which one's Petra Hazard?
745
00:44:09,780 --> 00:44:14,410
~ Wow.
~ I know. I know. Petra's that one there.
746
00:44:14,460 --> 00:44:16,810
She's the true Queen
of Antakya, but...
747
00:44:16,860 --> 00:44:20,850
But she's been ousted by the rebel
zombies, so now she's like an outlaw.
748
00:44:20,900 --> 00:44:22,890
But in a good way, like Robin Hood.
749
00:44:22,940 --> 00:44:27,090
I'm surprised she can balance
with knockers that size.
750
00:44:27,140 --> 00:44:30,080
I'm surprised she doesn't
just fall over.
751
00:44:30,900 --> 00:44:34,210
They get bigger as it goes along.
752
00:44:34,260 --> 00:44:36,090
It's like a convention.
753
00:44:36,140 --> 00:44:39,180
You've to aim it for the
audience that buys it.
754
00:44:44,020 --> 00:44:45,650
Good Lord.
755
00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:47,620
Good morning.
756
00:44:48,860 --> 00:44:51,210
I came to see if there was anything
I can do to help, but...
757
00:44:51,260 --> 00:44:53,690
Nappy - not too tight, not too slack.
758
00:44:53,740 --> 00:44:56,410
~ Good! Good.
~ Bottles cooling.
759
00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:59,650
Mother-in-law on hand all
day with endless stream
760
00:44:59,700 --> 00:45:02,210
of more-than-welcome vital comments.
761
00:45:02,260 --> 00:45:04,210
Is he being sarcastic?
762
00:45:04,260 --> 00:45:05,690
No.
763
00:45:05,740 --> 00:45:07,810
Are you absolutely sure about this?
764
00:45:07,860 --> 00:45:10,210
I'm giving it a go, Caroline.
765
00:45:10,260 --> 00:45:13,610
If I can do three or four hours'
work with the radio on
766
00:45:13,660 --> 00:45:14,930
and she's happy to let me.
767
00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:18,410
We're just going to give it a
whirl and see what happens. Eh?
768
00:45:18,460 --> 00:45:20,330
Aren't we? "Yes!
769
00:45:20,380 --> 00:45:22,380
"Yes, we are, Daddy."
770
00:45:24,260 --> 00:45:28,410
Sorry. Sorry. Er... it just...
It just slipped out.
771
00:45:28,460 --> 00:45:29,970
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
772
00:45:30,020 --> 00:45:32,020
But you are her daddy.
773
00:45:34,380 --> 00:45:36,490
I've got to go.
774
00:45:36,540 --> 00:45:37,740
Sure.
775
00:45:43,540 --> 00:45:46,250
~ Ring me.
~ Course.
776
00:45:46,300 --> 00:45:49,240
~ You know where everything is.
~ I think so.
777
00:45:53,980 --> 00:45:56,410
Look after her.
778
00:45:56,460 --> 00:46:00,300
She is wrapped in cotton
wool after yesterday.
779
00:46:02,140 --> 00:46:05,330
Or shall we put her in a sandwich
780
00:46:05,380 --> 00:46:07,050
and eat her up?
781
00:46:09,620 --> 00:46:12,370
Ooh, I know! Look at that smile.
782
00:46:12,420 --> 00:46:13,890
I know...
783
00:46:13,940 --> 00:46:16,300
Oh, it's just wind.
784
00:46:17,340 --> 00:46:19,620
~ See you.
~ Bye.
785
00:46:22,300 --> 00:46:24,290
Bye.
786
00:46:24,340 --> 00:46:26,010
Right, come on!
787
00:46:37,540 --> 00:46:41,100
~ Next Monday! 8:30. Thanks, then.
~ See you there.
~ Ta-rah.
788
00:46:43,980 --> 00:46:45,850
Gillian Greenwood.
789
00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:49,980
Long time no see.
790
00:46:51,260 --> 00:46:54,250
Do you not still go up t'White
Horse of a Friday night, then?
791
00:46:54,300 --> 00:46:58,210
Hello, Ollie. No. No, no, I don't.
792
00:46:58,260 --> 00:46:59,700
Shame.
793
00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:05,660
~ How's your mum?
~ Yeah! Yeah, not so bad. Mad cow.
794
00:47:08,020 --> 00:47:11,120
~ So, what y'up to?
~ Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
795
00:47:12,900 --> 00:47:17,020
~ Yeah? What were you doing with Mr Leafield?
~ Oh, just...
796
00:47:19,180 --> 00:47:22,010
~ .. starting work here on Monday.
~ Joking!
797
00:47:22,060 --> 00:47:24,820
Nope. Checkout.
798
00:47:25,900 --> 00:47:27,570
So, you're...?
799
00:47:27,940 --> 00:47:29,890
~ Cheese.
~ Right.
800
00:47:29,940 --> 00:47:32,810
~ Been trained.
~ Yeah?
801
00:47:32,860 --> 00:47:35,450
So, what you doing this
lunchtime? Anything?
802
00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:39,890
~ Well, I'm... Yeah. You know. Busy.
~ I've got an hour.
803
00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:44,650
~ Lucky you.
~ If you're not doing owt.
~ I'm busy.
804
00:47:44,700 --> 00:47:48,770
~ Oh, well.
~ Yup.
~ Shame.
~ Yeah?
805
00:47:48,820 --> 00:47:52,090
~ Looks like I might be seeing
a bit more of you though, then.
~ 'Spect so.
806
00:47:52,140 --> 00:47:54,530
~ You're looking good.
~ Bye.
807
00:47:54,580 --> 00:47:55,940
(Oh.)
808
00:48:05,340 --> 00:48:07,340
Clean up on aisle six.
809
00:48:27,140 --> 00:48:29,490
Afternoon!
810
00:48:29,540 --> 00:48:31,060
Evening!
811
00:48:45,140 --> 00:48:47,930
~ Ah! Is Mum...?
~ Mum! Dad's here.
812
00:48:47,980 --> 00:48:49,970
I love making bread.
813
00:48:50,020 --> 00:48:52,650
I used to be rubbish at it,
but it's one of those things -
814
00:48:52,700 --> 00:48:54,690
you're going to be rubbish
at it when you start!
815
00:48:54,740 --> 00:48:57,450
Why wouldn't you be?
It's about persevering,
816
00:48:57,500 --> 00:49:01,690
it's about passion, it's about
obsession. I reckon by the time
817
00:49:01,740 --> 00:49:06,420
I'm 90, it won't just be perfect,
it'll be consistently perfect.
818
00:49:07,700 --> 00:49:11,050
~ Do I sound like a right wanker?
~ No.
819
00:49:11,100 --> 00:49:12,370
S'Dad.
820
00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:16,570
Hello.
821
00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:17,690
Hiya!
822
00:49:17,740 --> 00:49:19,250
Who are those for?
823
00:49:19,300 --> 00:49:21,530
Well, they were for
Mum. Just to say sorry
824
00:49:21,580 --> 00:49:25,060
for the other day. The other night.
I didn't mean to annoy you.
825
00:49:26,100 --> 00:49:27,700
This is Greg.
826
00:49:30,460 --> 00:49:32,130
How's... How's Flora?
827
00:49:32,180 --> 00:49:35,490
She's fine! She's had a good day.
828
00:49:35,540 --> 00:49:39,450
She poos green. I don't know why, but
Celia seemed to think it was normal.
829
00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:42,730
~ Normal enough, so...
~ Did she?
~ Yeah.
830
00:49:42,780 --> 00:49:47,700
I consulted opinion and we didn't
even have to pester Mum at work!
831
00:49:50,300 --> 00:49:54,210
Did... I thought... Didn't you
have a nanny working for you?
832
00:49:54,260 --> 00:49:56,930
Ooh, steady on, we don't mention her.
833
00:49:56,980 --> 00:49:59,010
That didn't work out.
834
00:49:59,060 --> 00:50:01,380
~ Right.
~ So Greg's helping.
835
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,500
Have... we met before?
836
00:50:05,900 --> 00:50:09,290
Erm... I was at Kate's funeral.
837
00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:11,480
I think I saw you there.
838
00:50:12,220 --> 00:50:14,220
John's my ex-husband.
839
00:50:16,420 --> 00:50:17,620
Cool.
840
00:50:19,980 --> 00:50:21,850
We're just eating.
841
00:50:22,860 --> 00:50:25,700
Right. Well, I'll...
842
00:50:29,820 --> 00:50:32,410
Do you want to do anything?
Tomorrow? Cinema?
843
00:50:32,460 --> 00:50:34,800
~ Pizza?
~ No, I'm good, thanks.
844
00:50:35,900 --> 00:50:37,980
OK, well, I'll...
845
00:50:39,380 --> 00:50:41,180
See ya, Popsicle.
846
00:50:45,340 --> 00:50:47,810
What were we talking about?
847
00:50:47,860 --> 00:50:48,850
Bread!
848
00:50:48,900 --> 00:50:51,170
Are those chrysanthemums?
849
00:50:51,220 --> 00:50:54,370
~ Er...
~ 18 years I was married to that
man, and he still doesn't know
850
00:50:54,420 --> 00:50:56,650
I can't stand the smell
of chrysanthemums.
851
00:50:56,700 --> 00:50:58,900
Tch! Men.
852
00:51:27,940 --> 00:51:29,410
Oh, hello.
853
00:51:30,940 --> 00:51:34,810
~ Who is that?
~ Oh, next door? Greg! It's Greg.
854
00:51:34,860 --> 00:51:39,170
~ He's moved in.
~ Yes, well, who is he?
855
00:51:39,220 --> 00:51:41,860
He's a friend. Of Kate's.
856
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:47,180
He's the baby's father.
The biological father.
857
00:51:48,260 --> 00:51:51,970
He's a bit of an acquired taste,
but once you get used to him,
858
00:51:52,020 --> 00:51:54,170
he's actually rather fun.
859
00:51:54,220 --> 00:51:57,690
He's very talented - have you
seen what he does for a living?
860
00:51:57,740 --> 00:52:02,050
~ No.
~ And he's very good with the baby.
861
00:52:02,100 --> 00:52:05,220
I think he could be just
what Caroline's looking for.
862
00:52:08,180 --> 00:52:10,050
Are you all right?
863
00:52:12,980 --> 00:52:15,980
God, I've made such a mess
of things, Celia, haven't I?
864
00:52:19,740 --> 00:52:22,010
Do you want to come inside?
865
00:52:27,020 --> 00:52:29,160
I'll make some tea, then.
866
00:52:58,020 --> 00:52:59,970
I know I've brought it all on myself,
867
00:53:00,020 --> 00:53:04,210
but, you know, it was never really
what any of them thought it was -
868
00:53:04,260 --> 00:53:06,210
with Judith.
869
00:53:06,260 --> 00:53:10,540
I mean, you know, you had a fling.
You know it's never black and white.
870
00:53:12,180 --> 00:53:14,780
I knew right from the start she...
871
00:53:17,180 --> 00:53:19,920
.. wasn't someone to be in love with.
872
00:53:21,380 --> 00:53:24,890
We got drunk one night at
a little departmental bash
873
00:53:24,940 --> 00:53:27,290
for the third years - they'd
finished their finals.
874
00:53:27,340 --> 00:53:29,530
I'd seen her in the
library a few times.
875
00:53:29,580 --> 00:53:33,490
She was always a bit...
different. She had ambitions.
876
00:53:33,540 --> 00:53:37,490
She wanted to write.
She knew my work.
877
00:53:37,540 --> 00:53:42,700
Then the first time I... you know...
ended up in bed with her...
878
00:53:48,420 --> 00:53:50,330
.. I didn't know she
was an alcoholic!
879
00:53:50,380 --> 00:53:53,320
I just thought we were
both a bit drunk.
880
00:53:58,820 --> 00:54:02,730
~ We're talking about Judith.
~ Are you?
881
00:54:02,780 --> 00:54:06,540
Well, and your... What was
she called? Gary's mother.
882
00:54:07,740 --> 00:54:10,010
Mary, she was called. Mary.
883
00:54:10,700 --> 00:54:12,410
So, before I knew it,
884
00:54:12,460 --> 00:54:16,210
one of the departmental
secretaries rang Caroline up.
885
00:54:16,260 --> 00:54:17,970
They were friends.
886
00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:20,810
And she knew I'd been trying
to cool things off with Judith.
887
00:54:20,860 --> 00:54:23,290
Trying to cool things off before
anything even started!
888
00:54:23,340 --> 00:54:26,080
But, oh, no, that wasn't good enough.
889
00:54:32,380 --> 00:54:34,490
So, what happened?
890
00:54:34,540 --> 00:54:37,570
~ Is it true?
~ It didn't.... doesn't mean anything.
891
00:54:37,620 --> 00:54:42,090
Just to be clear, we're
talking about sex.
892
00:54:42,140 --> 00:54:44,740
I didn't believe her on the phone.
893
00:54:46,340 --> 00:54:48,930
~ How long has it been going on?
~ Just...
894
00:54:48,980 --> 00:54:52,580
~ When did you start sleeping with her?
~ Oh, er, tch...
895
00:54:54,420 --> 00:54:58,050
Just after... Just after...
896
00:54:58,100 --> 00:55:00,100
~ Christmas.
~ Christmas.
897
00:55:02,820 --> 00:55:04,490
So, that's...
898
00:55:04,540 --> 00:55:07,650
four, nearly five months
that we've been...
899
00:55:07,700 --> 00:55:10,530
and you've been...
Why? Why? Why? Why?
900
00:55:10,580 --> 00:55:12,970
Why? Why would you... What wasn't...?
901
00:55:13,020 --> 00:55:15,370
~ Why?
~ I don't know.
~ No. No. No. No.
902
00:55:15,420 --> 00:55:18,420
~ Why?
~ I don't...
~ WHY?
~ I thought I was...
903
00:55:20,460 --> 00:55:22,400
.. in love with her.
904
00:55:27,780 --> 00:55:30,730
So, what happened then?
905
00:55:30,780 --> 00:55:34,660
Well, it sort of... went
downhill from that point.
906
00:55:36,620 --> 00:55:39,810
18 years! 18 fucking years!
907
00:55:39,860 --> 00:55:41,810
Caroline! Caroline!
Stop it, Caroline!
908
00:55:41,860 --> 00:55:44,210
The boys are in tears, they
don't know what's going on!
909
00:55:44,260 --> 00:55:47,810
Oh, well, shall we tell them? Do
you want to tell them or shall I?
910
00:55:47,860 --> 00:55:51,450
I think you're becoming hysterical. No, really,
I think you are actually becoming...
911
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:55,370
Daddy has been having it off
with somebody else, boys!
912
00:55:55,420 --> 00:55:58,370
That's... That's... That's
just irresponsible.
913
00:55:58,420 --> 00:56:02,690
Despite having a beautiful home,
two wonderful children and a pretty
914
00:56:02,740 --> 00:56:07,810
damned fantastic WIFE, Daddy has
been putting it about elsewhere!
915
00:56:07,860 --> 00:56:09,050
That's...
916
00:56:09,100 --> 00:56:12,610
What? What? What is it?
Are you embarrassed?
917
00:56:12,660 --> 00:56:16,050
Embarrassed? You shit!
918
00:56:16,100 --> 00:56:18,610
YOU SHIT!
919
00:56:18,660 --> 00:56:19,810
Heck.
920
00:56:19,860 --> 00:56:22,050
Yeah. I left.
921
00:56:22,100 --> 00:56:25,010
I left and I didn't want to.
922
00:56:25,060 --> 00:56:28,410
And the irony is that
her version of events,
923
00:56:28,460 --> 00:56:32,530
ie, the official version of events
- the one that everyone believes,
924
00:56:32,580 --> 00:56:37,810
including my children - is that
I left her for an alcoholic.
925
00:56:37,860 --> 00:56:40,200
And it just wasn't like that.
926
00:56:45,300 --> 00:56:46,860
Is that you?
927
00:56:51,420 --> 00:56:52,530
Hello.
928
00:56:52,580 --> 00:56:54,180
It's Gillian.
929
00:56:55,140 --> 00:56:59,690
Dad, have you seen
this week's courier?
930
00:56:59,740 --> 00:57:01,740
~ 'No.'
~ Er...
931
00:57:04,180 --> 00:57:06,850
You're not going to believe this...
932
00:57:06,900 --> 00:57:08,780
What is it, love?
933
00:57:10,700 --> 00:57:14,450
All you want to do is
humiliate me, I suspect.
934
00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:16,130
Well, well done, you've succeeded.
935
00:57:16,180 --> 00:57:19,010
~ It's embarrassing.
~ Maybe he should feel a little bit guilty.
936
00:57:19,060 --> 00:57:21,170
~ I shagged this bloke I work with.
~ When?
937
00:57:21,220 --> 00:57:23,730
You're surely not worried
she's changed her mind?
938
00:57:23,780 --> 00:57:27,250
~ Two can play at that game.
~ You never wanted me to marry him!
939
00:57:27,300 --> 00:57:31,330
~ I thought we were just friends.
~ I wonder if I chose the wrong person.
940
00:57:31,380 --> 00:57:33,650
~ None of them's answering their phones.
~ 'What's up?'
941
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:36,780
I can't do it. You were
right. I can't marry him.
75414
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