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There's only Muslims in this district.
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That's why the Jews come to me
to borrow.
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They know I can't charge them interest.
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I'm a man of my word.
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Yeah, so when that woman came in here
and asked if these were blood diamonds,
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you told me to tell her no,
but I feel like they are, so...
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Ramroom,
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all diamonds are blood diamonds.
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Nothing on earth is conflict?free.
It's bullshit. It's like recycling.
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Habibi, did I spill the blood?
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No. Did you?
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No.
That's all she needs to know.
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Okay, tonight is Shabbat.
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It's a holy day for the Jews,
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and the night they need us most, huh?
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Because tonight
they can't work after sundown.
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(SPEAKING ARABIC)
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Here.
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Take this watch to this address.
A very important man.
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This man is a man of God.
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Okay, but it's Shabbat,
so I don't know how he's gonna...
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NASEEM: Don't worry.
He technically can't do any business.
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Just play along, do what he says,
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and close the deal.
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(KNOCKING)
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(KNOCKING)
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Hello?
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Uh, hi. Uh, I'm here for my uncle.
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I?I have the?the watch for...
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What is time?
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Um, the, uh... the time
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is 8:07. (MAN PROTESTING)
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Sorry. Um...
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All right, let me just get my...
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So, yeah, this is the watch...
No.
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What is time?
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(FRUSTRATED SIGH)
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What...
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is... time?
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Oh. The...
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time is...
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8:08.
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Hmm.
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Is, uh, hot in here.
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Take off coat. Hang in closet.
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Uh, I'm?I'm cool, man. Actually, if you
could just give me the money for it,
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I'm gonna leave pretty soon.
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Take off your clothes.
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Uh... no. Uh, what?
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(GROANS) Sarah!
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Take off friend's jacket.
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SARAH: Yeah, okay.
I'll put it in the closet.
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Good girl.
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Yeah, I think that means
that he put the money in the closet.
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I know all of his tricks.
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Okay, that makes sense. I?I...
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I thought something else was going on.
(CHUCKLES) There you go.
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RAMY: Thanks.
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Um, family business or...
Oh, no. Hell, no.
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I'm just crashing here 'cause I got
kicked out of my apartment,
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and my, uh, my grandpa's really sweet.
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I get my own floor,
so it's nice.
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Oh, that's awesome.
I live with my family too, yeah.
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My parents are really sweet.
They give me my own room, so...
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(CHUCKLES)
RAMY: No, it's super sweet of them.
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I don't have to share it with anybody.
SARAH: That's nice.
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Yeah.
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You don't really
look like a diamond guy.
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All my grandpa's friends have, like,
chest hair and wear chains and...
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Right. I forgot the chain at the store.
I usually wear it.
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I have, like... with the chest hair too.
It's probably why it was kind of tough
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hanging with your grandpa.
SARAH: It was tough getting through?
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Yeah, totally. But this is good.
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Uh, I should count this. Yes.
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Yeah.
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You don't feel guilty
doing business on Shabbat?
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Oh, it's fucking killing me. You?
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No, not really. I mean, I...
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You know, I'm actually the other
Middle Eastern thing, so...
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SARAH: You had me fooled!
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Why are you coming in
with your Jew curls,
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confusing me? RAMY: Oh, come on.
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These are not Jew... These are curls.
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They're not Jew curls.
They belong to the whole region.
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Look, how about this?
You guys get the land
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and we get the curl.
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But I have the curl.
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We can both have the curl.
It doesn't just belong to you guys.
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The land and the curl
belong to both people?
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RAMY: Yeah. Probably. Probably.
Yeah. That's, yeah.
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Um, you know, maybe...
maybe I should just get your number,
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for making business easier.
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You know,
I feel like we kind of get each other.
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Okay.
RAMY: Yeah, like, you can just...
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Yeah, um, I'm not gonna send you
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any weird memes or GIFs or...
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Yeah, please, no GIFs.
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RAMY: No.
I draw the line at that.
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Yeah. SARAH: Yeah, okay.
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Okay.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
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Dude, Sarah's so cool, man. Look.
We've been talking all weekend.
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Oh, my God.
She's already sending you selfies?
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Yeah.
That's a blow job for sure, bro.
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No, dude, it's not about that, man.
It's?it's so much more.
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Like, I haven't connected with someone
like this for a really long time.
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Yeah, okay.
You sent her a dick pic, right?
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Dude, no, I just met her yesterday.
That's crazy.
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So? I mean, everybody likes a teaser.
That's why movies have trailers.
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That's why they have pictures
of food on menus.
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It's all about management of expectation.
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No, dude. Dick pics are creepy.
MO: You know what's creepy?
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To pull down your pants,
and this random dick pops out.
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Are you kidding me? Dicks are weird, bro.
I feel bad for women.
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You got to give her a chance
to say no from afar.
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All right? It's all about consent.
AHMED: Yeah.
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Maybe it is rape?y
not to send a dick pic.
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You got to stop this, all right.
Look, Sarah's place is right here.
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When we get in there,
I need you to be cool, all right?
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MO: All right. AHMED: Okay.
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Let's go.
MO: All right, let's go.
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
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(WOMAN SINGING, INDISTINCT)
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Hey. Hey.
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This is a cool place with the lights on.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is, uh, post?Shabbat lighting.
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Real?Every?Every Saturday?
SARAH: Yeah.
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Every Saturday,
we just hang up these lights
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and celebrate Shabbat being over.
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I?I saw your grandpa dancing out there.
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Oh, you did?
Yeah, you should really check on him.
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He's like... He's going hard.
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I wish he was doing that.
He's upstairs working.
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No, I know. My uncle's the same.
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It's like, that's the only thing
they know how to do.
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Yeah, it's like they don't...
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they don't really know who they are
if they're not working.
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Yeah.
I mean, I know who I am.
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I just don't want to work.
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Wow. Yeah, well, that's?that's really...
That's my truth.
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No, that's a really good truth for you.
Def...
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I can feel it, actually. When I walk
in here, I feel your truth.
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Like, yeah, why would she have to work?
Yeah.
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RAMY: Yeah.
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Wait, are you calling me spoiled?
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Yeah. Yeah, I am, yeah.
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I'm calling you... I mean, you are, right?
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Okay. All right.
Well, I was gonna ask you to dance,
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but now you're calling me names, so...
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Oh, no. I mean, I could dance
with someone who's spoiled.
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No, Sarah, I would love to.
All right.
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Come on, let's have it out
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I just want you to be able
To be yourself
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There's nothing to worry about
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How about we step right in
And do something else
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So many things we haven't tried
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Baby, you know
We're just getting started
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Daddy issues and silly games
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That shit got so lame
That shit got so lame
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Never gonna be brokenhearted
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Ever again
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That shit's out the door
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I'm only gonna sing about love
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Ever again
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Never, ever gonna be brokenhearted
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Never gonna let it happen
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Then it will be all for nothing
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Oh, I swear we're never
Gonna be brokenhearted
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Ever again
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SARAH: (CHUCKLES) Hey, I...
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I'm gonna use the bathroom.
You want to come?
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Yeah. SARAH: Yeah?
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Yeah. SARAH: Okay. Let's go.
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Okay.
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Can you wait one sec? Yeah.
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Okay.
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Come on, let's have it out
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Come on, let's have it out
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Come on, let's have it out
Come on, let's have it out
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MAN: Hey, Sarah.
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No, I'm?I'm good, dude.
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MAN: Oh, shit's good, man.
Don't worry.
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Yeah, no, I'm?I'm all right.
I'm just not feeling it tonight.
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You're not gonna...
You're not gonna do it?
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Um, no, I?I just...
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I never have, so...
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Wait, you?you've never done "E"?
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RAMY: Yeah. No, it's so fun.
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It makes everything that feels good
feel amazing.
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RAMY: Mm.
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Yeah, I, um...
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Come on. I have a plan.
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Let's go on an adventure.
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What's the plan?
The plan is, once this kicks in,
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we should take a shower together,
'cause the water feels amazing.
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RAMY: We... we take a shower,
like... like now?
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SARAH: Mm?hmm.
We can go right now.
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Oh, man. Um...
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No, I?I can't. I...
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I can't. I'm sorry. I...
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That okay? Is?is it okay if I don't?
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Oh.
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Yeah. That's... that's completely fine.
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I just, um...
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I just wish I hadn't?hadn't done it,
'cause, like,
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now we're in totally different places,
and, like, I don't want you
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to be watching me weird out.
RAMY: Yeah, no, no, no, totally.
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I want you to have fun.
I mean, you know, I?I get that.
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Oh, I wish I knew.
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Yeah.
RAMY: (STUTTERING) I would've told you.
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I wish you had told me,
'cause this was fun.
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Yeah, this was. Um...
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Yeah, but, like...
Let's, like, hug.
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Right? Hug it out.
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Yeah, let's hug it out. Okay.
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SARAH: Okay.
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All right, I'll, uh...
All right.
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Yeah, sorry about that.
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(LOW-PITCHED DANCE MUSIC
PLAYS IN BACKGROUND)
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Ahmed.
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Ahmed, dude, let's go.
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Why, man? Why, Ramy?
This party is dope, dude.
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Dude, come on. I really want to go, man.
What... what are you doing?
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I'm having so much fun, dude.
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Come on. We got to go.
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AHMED: This bed's
so comfortable.
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I want it so much.
All right, come on.
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Yo, fellas!
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Oh, man! Yo.
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I finally perfected my old fashioned.
Apparently brandy's the new whiskey.
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Yeah. All right, man, let's go.
MO: What do you mean?
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What do you mean, go? I need this.
Bro, it's not even 2:00 a. m.
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Dude, I don't want to be here
anymore, okay?
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Sarah just took ecstasy,
and it got weird.
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MO: You didn't take it with her?
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No, of course not.
MO: Let me get this straight.
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She offers you a pill that gives you
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the most amazing sensual experience,
and you say no?
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What the hell's wrong with you?
Salaams, Mo.
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Yo, Alaikum?Salaam, bro.
You keep it real, all right?
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Dude, you're drinking.
What is happening?
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MO: It's fine, bro. Look.
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According to our tradition, it's just...
grape and date wine.
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Everything else is, uh...
is up for debate.
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AHMED: If I'm being honest, he drinks,
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you sleep with women
you're not even married to.
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I'm worried about both your souls.
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I'm going home.
Don't go. Don't go.
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I'm not... I'm not gonna go.
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You can't leave me alone with him, man.
He's emotional. Please.
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I don't want to ride the train with him.
He's gonna cry.
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MO: All right. Heavy tears.
253
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MO: Okay, I'm just gonna have
one more round, and I'll come.
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All right, fine.
Just mix it with water.
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I'll get the shower ready.
(SARAH GIGGLES)
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Hey. Ramy?
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(SHOWER RUNNING)
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I feel so bad for Palestine.
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Yeah, me too.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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RAMY: I didn't know she was
gonna do it, and I feel like
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if we had talked about it,
she wouldn't have.
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Because we were having
such good talks about it...
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AHMED: No, you don't have
a pre?game for doing that.
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You just do it. You do with the flow.
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RAMY: You've never done any of this stuff.
AHMED: I know.
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I'm just... this is stuff I've heard.
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It was...
Excuse me. You're block...
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Steve, you're blocking the aisle.
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So... hold on a second.
AHMED: Come on, bro.
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Some spatial awareness
would be really nice, Steve.
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My jaw is killing me
from chewing this leather, Mo.
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AHMED: Wow. Okay.
I held the door for you, man.
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Dude, stop.
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MO: (CONTINUES SPEAKING IN ARABIC)
AHMED: Medically, he should be dead.
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Doesn't really make any sense.
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You said that in English.
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A miracle. That's what I'm saying.
STEVE: No, no, no.
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You know what? Fuck you guys.
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Ramy, can you text Sarah,
find out about that mattress?
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No, I can't text her back because
she hasn't texted me all morning, man.
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I already sent her fuckin' three texts.
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00:14:48,416 --> 00:14:50,252
That was an opportunity
already wasted, man.
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That window's definitely closed.
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00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:55,721
Going around being a bitch.
His whole life is one big regret.
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00:14:55,722 --> 00:14:57,391
Dude, I don't have a regret.
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00:14:57,392 --> 00:15:00,773
I wasn't gonna take ecstasy for some girl,
all right? I have principles.
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00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:03,110
All right, hold on, hold on.
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00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:06,493
So there's someone in the sky
that's cool with your fucking
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but draws the line at ecstasy.
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00:15:09,917 --> 00:15:12,923
I think your principle
is that you're a pussy.
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All right.
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Maybe I should just send her a dick pic.
Dude!
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No, what are you talking about?
Are you out of your mind?
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You guys said it was a good idea.
Context is everything.
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What? We were just talking
about it yesterday.
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That's pre?game. I was telling you,
send it before the date.
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Even I know not to do that now.
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AHMED: You can't
just spring that on someone.
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Listen, why don't you just check
her Instagram, all right?
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If she hasn't posted anything,
she's probably just asleep.
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AHMED: That's not a bad idea.
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MO: No.
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Fuck. MO: Let me see.
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(LAUGHS) Oh, shit!
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Breakfast with Joshie!
AHMED: Oh! Sorry.
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00:15:52,669 --> 00:15:56,049
MO: Boo?boo? Joshie's fucking your lady?
Open up, man.
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(MO, AHMED LAUGHING)
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00:15:58,138 --> 00:15:59,725
Oh, dude.
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00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,815
You are cutting these pieces
way too big.
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00:16:03,816 --> 00:16:05,944
I'm cutting them the way
that I always cut them.
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00:16:05,945 --> 00:16:08,617
Man, I need my medicine.
It's in my side bag.
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00:16:08,618 --> 00:16:11,623
RAMY: All right.
MO: Does the medicine make you nicer?
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00:16:11,624 --> 00:16:13,752
Suck my dick. Shit.
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00:16:13,753 --> 00:16:16,926
STEVE: Just cut the head off.
That's all I need.
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00:16:23,648 --> 00:16:25,275
Ramy! What the fuck?
Whoa! Hey!
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You just took the whole thing?
What's wrong with you?
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00:16:27,239 --> 00:16:29,909
I'm gonna have a fucking experience.
That was my last gummy.
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00:16:29,910 --> 00:16:31,371
I'm in pain, man.
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00:16:31,372 --> 00:16:33,834
I was... I was doing what you...
what you told me to do.
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00:16:33,835 --> 00:16:36,004
There's a lot of THC in there.
Like, a higher dose.
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00:16:36,005 --> 00:16:39,387
There's a hundred milligrams!
You think I took too much, or...
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00:16:39,388 --> 00:16:41,182
Don't do a full one, Ramy.
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00:16:41,183 --> 00:16:43,228
It'll probably be fine, right?
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(INDIE MUSIC PLAYS)
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00:16:55,628 --> 00:16:57,632
(NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
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00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,260
(LOW, RELAXING MUSIC PLAYS)
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00:17:31,115 --> 00:17:34,747
I'm gonna miss you so much, man.
Shut the fuck up.
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00:17:34,748 --> 00:17:36,252
RAMY: Seriously, dude, like,
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00:17:36,835 --> 00:17:39,840
I know?I know we're always joking
about it, but...
331
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,761
I feel like you're gonna die really soon.
332
00:17:41,762 --> 00:17:44,850
MRS. RUSSO:
Oh, my God. He's fine, Ramy.
333
00:17:44,851 --> 00:17:46,730
Stevie is a fighter.
334
00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:48,526
Right, Stevie?
335
00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:51,865
What about you, Mrs. Russo?
336
00:17:52,784 --> 00:17:54,663
MRS. RUSO: Yeah?
RAMY: Are you fine?
337
00:17:55,999 --> 00:17:59,797
(SCOFFS)
Does anybody ever ask you about you?
338
00:17:59,798 --> 00:18:04,181
You spend your whole day
taking care of Steve, right?
339
00:18:04,182 --> 00:18:05,685
Like...
340
00:18:07,439 --> 00:18:10,444
your life sucks. Dude, chill.
341
00:18:10,445 --> 00:18:12,866
It's, like, really bad.
MRS. RUSSO: You know what, Ramy?
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00:18:14,076 --> 00:18:17,124
I'm just fine. Every day we're alive,
it's a blessing.
343
00:18:19,546 --> 00:18:23,595
Is it a blessing?
'Cause Steve feels kind of like a curse.
344
00:18:23,596 --> 00:18:24,930
Fuck off.
345
00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:27,561
RAMY: It's like,
you gave birth to him, right?
346
00:18:27,562 --> 00:18:29,858
He, like, came out of your body, but...
347
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,449
it's like you didn't give him enough body.
348
00:18:34,409 --> 00:18:37,664
'Cause he... his is all...
349
00:18:37,665 --> 00:18:39,710
like it?like it doesn't work.
350
00:18:39,711 --> 00:18:42,592
And so, I don't know,
do you ever feel like...
351
00:18:43,511 --> 00:18:45,680
Like, is that your fault?
Or I don't know...
352
00:18:45,681 --> 00:18:46,933
No. RAMY: I don't know.
353
00:18:46,934 --> 00:18:49,230
I don't?I don't think it's your fault.
354
00:18:49,231 --> 00:18:52,361
Okay. I'll just leave this here.
355
00:18:52,362 --> 00:18:53,571
No, don't go.
MRS. RUSO: You got it from here.
356
00:18:53,572 --> 00:18:55,992
Don't... No, Mrs. Russo,
I got to tell you something.
357
00:18:55,993 --> 00:18:57,871
I got to tell you something.
Yeah.
358
00:18:57,872 --> 00:19:00,169
RAMY: I'm sorry for everything
that you've been through,
359
00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:03,926
I'm sorry that... your life fucking sucks,
360
00:19:04,678 --> 00:19:07,266
I'm sorry that Steve's so mean,
361
00:19:07,267 --> 00:19:09,728
and I'm sorry that, you know,
362
00:19:09,729 --> 00:19:12,526
you're gonna be at his funeral, right?
363
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:14,947
Like, some people don't know.
They're like,
364
00:19:14,948 --> 00:19:18,496
"Oh, you know, I'll probably die
before my kids," but you know.
365
00:19:18,497 --> 00:19:21,252
You're gonna have to get a coffin,
366
00:19:21,253 --> 00:19:23,506
probably, like, one of those
little baby coffins,
367
00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:25,969
'cause you'd be like, you know,
Steve doesn't need the big one.
368
00:19:25,970 --> 00:19:27,556
I'll be right back.
369
00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:28,893
It'll be cheaper.
370
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:31,899
Wow.
371
00:19:33,109 --> 00:19:34,863
(SIGHS)
372
00:19:38,454 --> 00:19:39,623
STEVE: Go home.
373
00:19:59,572 --> 00:20:01,576
(VACUUM CLEANER RUNNING)
374
00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:35,186
As?Salaam?Alaikum, bro.
375
00:20:36,396 --> 00:20:38,441
Sorry, we don't have any food left.
376
00:20:38,442 --> 00:20:41,238
Oh. No, sorry, bro. I didn't need food.
377
00:20:41,239 --> 00:20:44,954
I?I just... I came to pray for my friend
'cause he's gonna be dead.
378
00:20:45,456 --> 00:20:47,292
But I could... (POWERS DOWN)
379
00:20:47,293 --> 00:20:48,961
I could go... I could go home.
380
00:20:48,962 --> 00:20:51,300
Sorry. I thought
you were a homeless dude.
381
00:20:51,301 --> 00:20:53,846
No.
We do our best to help them.
382
00:20:53,847 --> 00:20:56,310
You know, the Prophet,
peace and blessings be upon him...
383
00:20:56,311 --> 00:20:58,731
Yeah. ...was always so dope
384
00:20:58,732 --> 00:21:00,568
to the homeless, right?
385
00:21:00,569 --> 00:21:04,368
Always told his bros, the sahaba,
to show them mercy,
386
00:21:04,369 --> 00:21:06,540
so we try to do the same.
387
00:21:09,921 --> 00:21:11,716
I sense that you're in a time of need?
388
00:21:13,303 --> 00:21:14,846
Yeah.
389
00:21:14,847 --> 00:21:17,852
God forgive my language,
but I was staring at
390
00:21:17,853 --> 00:21:21,318
the most perfect ass I had ever seen.
391
00:21:21,319 --> 00:21:24,533
I mean, bare naked, in my face,
392
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:28,542
and there was a line of beautiful,
snow?white coke on there.
393
00:21:29,127 --> 00:21:30,420
Wow. Yeah.
394
00:21:30,421 --> 00:21:33,968
I snorted the coke... (SNIFFS)
395
00:21:33,969 --> 00:21:35,888
And she was like,
396
00:21:35,889 --> 00:21:37,977
you can have this.
397
00:21:38,395 --> 00:21:41,400
You can have this ass. Yeah.
398
00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:44,574
And I was like, I don't want it.
399
00:21:44,991 --> 00:21:46,952
What?
400
00:21:46,953 --> 00:21:50,460
That's when I knew I was ready
to follow the path of the Prophet.
401
00:21:50,461 --> 00:21:52,048
P.B.U.H.
402
00:21:53,091 --> 00:21:56,012
You... you didn't want that ass?
403
00:21:56,013 --> 00:21:57,849
I didn't want that ass.
404
00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,312
Dude.
405
00:22:00,356 --> 00:22:01,608
I don't...
406
00:22:03,612 --> 00:22:05,032
Wow.
407
00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:07,119
Yeah.
408
00:22:08,413 --> 00:22:10,334
It might as well have been an arm, bro.
409
00:22:12,963 --> 00:22:14,716
I don't know, man.
410
00:22:14,717 --> 00:22:15,761
I...
411
00:22:17,390 --> 00:22:19,101
I just feel so weird.
412
00:22:19,102 --> 00:22:20,853
Like, I?I...
413
00:22:20,854 --> 00:22:23,359
I'd never done drugs before, ever.
414
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:25,071
It was, like, part of who I am.
415
00:22:25,072 --> 00:22:27,325
Right. And now I?I feel
416
00:22:27,326 --> 00:22:28,954
less like me.
417
00:22:30,249 --> 00:22:34,631
I'm just another dude
who?who does weed, you know?
418
00:22:34,632 --> 00:22:35,758
(SIGHS)
419
00:22:35,759 --> 00:22:38,431
I'm sorry to say, bro, but...
420
00:22:38,432 --> 00:22:42,273
kind of sounds like your whole idea
of who you are is some ego trip.
421
00:22:43,024 --> 00:22:44,025
What?
422
00:22:44,026 --> 00:22:45,987
You're all, like,
423
00:22:45,988 --> 00:22:48,284
"I do these things
and I don't do these things,
424
00:22:48,285 --> 00:22:49,996
"so I'm this kind of person," right?
425
00:22:51,916 --> 00:22:54,046
It's a trick of the devil, bro.
426
00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:57,260
Okay?
427
00:22:57,261 --> 00:23:01,311
It's not about adding up
every good deed versus bad deed.
428
00:23:01,978 --> 00:23:05,193
'Cause if it was,
none of us would have a chance.
429
00:23:05,194 --> 00:23:06,654
It's about your heart.
430
00:23:08,408 --> 00:23:10,578
(SIGHS)
431
00:23:10,579 --> 00:23:13,502
You know, the Prophet said
the dopest thing in a hadith:
432
00:23:14,754 --> 00:23:17,634
"When a believer commits a sin,
433
00:23:17,635 --> 00:23:20,724
a black spot forms on his heart."
434
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,776
Don't spend all night thinking about
how you messed up.
435
00:23:27,363 --> 00:23:30,452
Just think about how
you want to clean those black spots.
436
00:23:33,166 --> 00:23:34,626
I got to clean.
437
00:23:34,627 --> 00:23:36,869
(SLOW STRING MUSIC PLAYS)
438
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:48,363
(MAN SINGING IN ARABIC)
439
00:24:51,364 --> 00:24:52,992
(MUSIC ENDS)
440
00:24:53,042 --> 00:24:57,592
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