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(PHONE RINGS)
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RAMY: One sec.
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(STEVE WHISTLES, HUMS)
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What's that sound?
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I just thought
maybe it would help??
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No.
Okay. (SIGHS)
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(STEVE HUMMING, GRUNTING)
Yep. Ready for a wipe.
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Okay.
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And don't half?ass it.
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I know when your heart's
not in it.
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All right, I got you.
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Okay, you good?
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Mmm.
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Come on. Yeah. (GRUNTS) Mmm.
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All right,
now you're just having fun.
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All right, I gotcha. Ready?
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Yeah.
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Two, one?all right.
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STEVE: Don't drop me.
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I won't, and you're heavier
than you look. All right.
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Bro, you got to work out.
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(SIGHS) All right, I'm gonna
wash up real quick and pray.
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And then we'll go. Pray?
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Dude, I have to take a shit.
You don't have to pray.
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And you know
that we have a meeting.
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(PEOPLE CHEERING) Ah, shit.
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They're starting. Hmm.
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Okay, all right, fuck it,
let's just go.
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You good? Just go.
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(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Trust.
That's what it's all about.
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I trusted you guys to make
a great fuckin' product,
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and you trusted me
to sell the shit out of it!
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(CHEERING)
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Now, unfortunately, the fucking
public cannot be trusted,
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which is why, super sucks to
say, but we are going under.
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(CROWD GASPS)
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Yeah.
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It's over. It's?we did, so??
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yeah, we have to
get out of here by six.
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So let's all, uh, clean up.
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But, more importantly...
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let's have some fun.
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All right, now I got cases
of beer in the break room.
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I got jungle juice
in the fridge.
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I want that shit finished off!
Team! Team! Team!
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EMPLOYEES: Team... team...
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RAMY: Team. (MAN COUGHS)
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I don't know
what I'm gonna do now.
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Oh, you don't know
what you're gonna do?
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How about what I'm gonna do?
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Without this job,
I don't have health care.
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Yeah, I know, man, and, look,
I was saving up to move out,
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all right, and now I can't.
So, I get it.
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Someone's got to
do something, man.
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And, and I don't know.
I mean, unless we got, like,
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a severance package or something,
I'm?I'm pissed, dude.
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Well, he's right there.
So why don't you go ask him?
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I don't know.
He looks busy, man.
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I'm sure he'll send an email
or something, or maybe??
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Oh, my God. Move, move!
Dude, don't be aggressive.
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Yo, fuck face!
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We getting a severance package?
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Ugh, dude, I wish. Uh, no,
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but you do get to keep
your stock options.
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Which are the?well,
so now that's??
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but there's no stock
to really?so that's it.
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It doesn't really help at all.
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You know,
I never said it enough,
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but I always appreciate
the diverse perspective
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that you two brought
to this company.
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Ramy, with your Mediterranean
flair and...
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Steve, every day you reminded me
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that things could be
so much worse.
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Particularly a day like today.
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I want you to know
it really helps me.
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Thank you, guys.
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Thanks, man...
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Oh, Mom. Mom, what the fuck?
It's Saturday.
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You don't have a job,
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so it doesn't matter
what day it is.
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(SIGHS) There's no ketchup.
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Farouk! Ketchup!
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Habibi, I know you're upset,
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but now it's time
to take control.
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I haven't lost control.
It?it's been a week.
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Yeah, but a week is too long
for a man to be unemployed.
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Ketchup. What is this mess?
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Habibi, it's time
to call Uncle Naseem.
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Mom, no. I'm not gonna
go work for him.
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I don't care about diamonds
or selling watches or whatever.
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I want to do something that I'm
actually passionate about.
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Passion. (SPEAKING ARABIC)
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Passion is a made up idea.
It's for white people.
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(SPEAKING ARABIC)
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We, we have to work
and work hard.
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RAMY: I do work hard.
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Just give me some time,
I want something
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that actually helps people,
you know?
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Like, I just want to figure out
my calling.
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There's no calling, Ramy.
This is the call.
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We have to call Uncle Naseem.
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I told you, if you
finish the pre?med classes,
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you would be running
the brain surgery
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at "Hackensnack" hospital.
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It's Hackensack, Mom.
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And why would I do that?
(STAMMERS)
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MAYSA: Look, habibi,
you are so smart.
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It's okay.
Working with family is good.
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With family? Are you going
to work with Uncle Naseem?
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RAMY: No,
Mom's just freaking out.
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Good, 'cause he's
fucking disgusting.
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He's your uncle.
Mom, he hates women.
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He divorced Aunt Mediam 'cause
she wanted to go to grad school.
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Also, he's, like,
fully anti?Semitic.
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So is Mel Gibson.
He still makes beautiful movies.
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FAROUK: Anti?Semitic?
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How is that even possible,
Deena? We are Semitic.
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Okay, you know what I mean.
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I know Uncle Naseem's weird.
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DENA: No, he's not just weird.
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He's a misogynist,
and he's racist.
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You, out of all people,
can't be entrenched
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in all that toxic masculinity.
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What does that even mean?
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It means you're
gonna be just like him.
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No I'm?Then good!
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Okay? He's got a good business.
He succeeded.
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You can learn from him. No.
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Anyhow, he's coming
for dinner tonight with us.
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Cool, good luck with that.
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MAYSA: All of us.
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No, I have plans.
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These are your plans.
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MO: Yeah, man, uh...
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I've been thinking about this
a lot, and it's tough.
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You're my best friend,
and I love you.
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I just can't picture you
working here, okay?
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I don't think you fit in with
the company culture. That's all.
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Yeah, I didn't ask you
for a job.
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I know, I'm just trying
to get ahead of it.
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Good move, very professional.
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MO: Thank you.
This isn't Facebook
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or something. There isn't,
like, a company culture.
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I could work here
if I wanted to.
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I can't believe you.
You don't even have a job,
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and you're shitting
all over my business.
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I built this from scratch.
(SPEAKING ARABIC)
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MO: Habib?habibti,
don't worry about it.
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Just put in another order, okay?
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That's the kind
of company culture
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I'm talking about.
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Who is that girl?
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She's a refuge, bro.
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Did she come from, like,
one of those
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refugee employment programs?
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(SIGHS) No, I actually met her
on Instagram.
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She was tagged
on my Explore page.
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And I'm always trying
to figure out how to help,
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what should I do,
what organization to give to,
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and then I was just like,
"You know what?
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I'm sick of being a bystander,"
so I sent her a D.M.
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Yeah, what do you think it was
about her exactly
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that made you want to get
involved all of a sudden??
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I don't like your sarcasm.
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I was able to help her
because I have money,
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'cause I have a fucking job!
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He does have a job.
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Dude, everyone's freaking out
about me getting a job.
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It's like my mom wants me to go
work for my Uncle Naseem.
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And, and freaking out??
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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(SPEAKING ARABIC)
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You're talking about
your Uncle Naseem
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in the diamond district? Yeah.
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That's a real job that's
on the table?
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I don't know, maybe.
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What do you mean maybe?
MO: "I don't know, maybe"?
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What the hell are you thinking
about? It's a fat check.
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No, it's not. I'm gonna be,
like, a runner.
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I'm just gonna be doing
some bitch work, it's not??
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So what?
Be a bitch for a little while.
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It's okay.
AHMED: Yeah, it's fine.
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MO: At least you'll get
your life together.
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You're so obsessed with money.
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I wanna do something
that I actually care about.
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I don't wanna just
sell stuff to people.
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Bro, I love you, but, I mean,
do you have money?
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I mean, I see you spending it.
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Where the hell
is it coming from?
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AHMED: You're not taking care
of yourself.
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I don't even know if you're
brushing your teeth.
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And I saw lint the other day,
multiple lint.
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Multiple lint?
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Yes, lotta lint.
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By the way, your Uncle Naseem
reminds me of home, man.
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You need that type of energy.
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It's time for you to man
the fuck up.
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You got to man up, man.
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Stop smudging my tables.
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It's the crayons. I'm sorry.
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Bro, I don't mean...
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(NASEEM SPITS)
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(GAGS, SPITS)
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It's good to see you, amo.
How've ya' been?
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I'm fucking surrounded
by Jews every day.
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Okay.
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Honestly,
it's great for business.
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I'm the only store
in the diamond district
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selling on Saturdays. (LAUGHS)
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Yeah... yeah.
(SPEAKING ARABIC)
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Ah, Dena.
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Going to the beach?
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Figured since I no longer
had any plans tonight,
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I didn't have to dress up.
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NASEEM: Hmm. Yeah.
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(MAYSA SPEAKING ARABIC)
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Ah, my sister!
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(NASEEM AND MAYSA SIGHING)
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Name one Jew who died on 9/11.
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Go on, I'll wait.
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I haven't really memorized
the names of the victims.
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None of them went
to work that day.
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Now, they're all
doing Bit?to?coin.
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That's, that's good to know.
I had no idea, so...
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Did you, uh, see the game?
The other night? With Mo Salah?
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We were watching that goal??
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Egyptians are
too obsessed with Mo Salah.
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They make him
into this big hero.
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What he do? He kick a ball.
He not win a war.
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Let me tell you.
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Don't trust anyone in business
with the British.
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The British will ruin Arabs.
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Yes. They killed Princess Diana.
Allah Yerhamha.
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(SPEAKING ARABIC)
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Do you know what they did
to that beautiful princess?
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Uh, I think she was in
a car accident, right?
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It wasn't an accident.
I mean it was, but it wasn't.
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She fell in love
with an Egyptian.
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That is not an accident.
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Then the queen murdered
them both, huh.
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Yeah.
She'd rather kill a princess
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than see her be with an Arab.
244
00:10:07,296 --> 00:10:08,924
We know what happened, you know.
245
00:10:08,925 --> 00:10:10,427
It was on liveleaks.com.
246
00:10:10,428 --> 00:10:12,974
She was going to speak on behalf
of the Palestinians,
247
00:10:12,975 --> 00:10:15,228
and the next minute, boom.
She's gone.
248
00:10:15,229 --> 00:10:17,107
NASEEM: (SLURPING) MAYSA: Ah!
249
00:10:17,108 --> 00:10:18,695
Farouk! (SPITS)
250
00:10:19,530 --> 00:10:20,614
Ahlan!
251
00:10:20,615 --> 00:10:22,159
You work so late.
252
00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:24,873
(SPEAKING ARABIC)
253
00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,041
FAROUK:
It's good to see you, man.
254
00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:29,632
Please, have a seat.
Sit down, please.
255
00:10:29,633 --> 00:10:31,178
(SPEAKING ARABIC)
256
00:10:32,723 --> 00:10:35,310
(CONTINUES SPEAKING IN ARABIC)
257
00:10:35,311 --> 00:10:36,395
Dena!
258
00:10:36,396 --> 00:10:38,609
Bring a cup for your father
for the tea, huh?
259
00:10:38,610 --> 00:10:41,656
And put some pants on!
(SPEAKING ARABIC)
260
00:10:41,657 --> 00:10:46,415
I'm good, Hamdullah.
Just a long day at work.
261
00:10:46,416 --> 00:10:49,463
Must be hard not owning
your own business, hm?
262
00:10:49,464 --> 00:10:51,510
Having to answer to another man.
263
00:10:51,511 --> 00:10:54,808
Your boss snaps his finger...
(SNAPS FINGER) and you go.
264
00:10:54,809 --> 00:10:57,270
He calls you, he say,
"leave your family, come to me".
265
00:10:57,271 --> 00:10:58,607
And you have to...
266
00:10:58,608 --> 00:11:01,071
because it's the only way
you can feed your wife.
267
00:11:01,196 --> 00:11:02,489
(CHUCKLES)
268
00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:04,494
I don't know how
you're able to take it.
269
00:11:12,719 --> 00:11:14,389
You even made my favorite.
270
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:19,314
So what's up with your store?
271
00:11:19,315 --> 00:11:20,901
Dad, stop. MAYSA: Yeah.
272
00:11:20,902 --> 00:11:22,320
Tell us about the business.
273
00:11:22,321 --> 00:11:26,872
Eh, the diamonds are the same,
but the people have changed.
274
00:11:26,873 --> 00:11:28,457
Just the other day,
275
00:11:28,458 --> 00:11:30,546
my delivery boy
ask me for a discount.
276
00:11:30,547 --> 00:11:32,424
I say, "sure, of course."
277
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:37,475
Then he ask me to engrave
his partner's name, David.
278
00:11:37,476 --> 00:11:39,898
Can you believe that?
279
00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,400
I told him,
280
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:45,618
"David, killed Goliath.
He didn't fuck him."
281
00:11:45,619 --> 00:11:47,580
(SLURPS) Here we go.
282
00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:48,957
"You're paying full price."
283
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,630
Wait, so you made him pay full price
because he's gay?
284
00:11:51,631 --> 00:11:54,343
I should've charged him more.
Yeah, that's illegal.
285
00:11:54,344 --> 00:11:57,432
The way the government now
is focusing on them is wasteful.
286
00:11:57,433 --> 00:11:59,812
There's only 3.6% of them.
287
00:11:59,813 --> 00:12:01,734
Yeah, they're a minority.
Just like us.
288
00:12:05,032 --> 00:12:06,116
Dena...
289
00:12:06,117 --> 00:12:07,155
(SPEAKING ARABIC)
290
00:12:08,964 --> 00:12:11,460
You know, Farouk,
you have to worry.
291
00:12:11,461 --> 00:12:15,343
Who's gonna marry a woman
with such bad manners?
292
00:12:15,344 --> 00:12:18,391
She's gonna be
on your hands forever.
293
00:12:18,392 --> 00:12:20,436
(SIGHS)
294
00:12:20,437 --> 00:12:22,232
You're right.
295
00:12:22,233 --> 00:12:24,152
Uncle Naseem, I should apologize
296
00:12:24,153 --> 00:12:28,119
for how I've been acting.
It's, um, it's just that I'm...
297
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,874
I'm on my period, so...
MAYSA: (SPEAKING ARABIC)
298
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:35,049
Ahh. Ah, that's what it is.
299
00:12:35,050 --> 00:12:36,928
You know, I was thinking
300
00:12:36,929 --> 00:12:38,347
there is something wrong
with her!
301
00:12:38,348 --> 00:12:40,268
You know, the attitude,
the clothes.
302
00:12:40,269 --> 00:12:41,855
I wish you told me earlier,
habibti.
303
00:12:41,856 --> 00:12:42,982
Yeah, it's her period.
304
00:12:42,983 --> 00:12:45,403
Yeah, I just??
I felt really embarrassed.
305
00:12:45,404 --> 00:12:49,161
Habibti, look. There's nothing
to be embarrassed about.
306
00:12:49,162 --> 00:12:51,040
Your brain is not working,
307
00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,460
because of the period.
308
00:12:52,586 --> 00:12:54,212
You know, it's very natural.
309
00:12:54,213 --> 00:12:56,634
What you need to do
is go outside and take a walk.
310
00:12:56,635 --> 00:12:59,807
The fresh air
will help you recover.
311
00:12:59,808 --> 00:13:02,772
If they stay in the house
with the hormones
312
00:13:02,773 --> 00:13:04,734
they turn on us, you know.
313
00:13:04,735 --> 00:13:06,613
It's good for them
to see nature.
314
00:13:06,614 --> 00:13:09,827
If you stayed in pre?med school
you would have learned this.
315
00:13:09,828 --> 00:13:10,913
You know?
316
00:13:10,914 --> 00:13:11,998
Yeah, I don't think that's how
the science works??
317
00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:13,459
Uncle Naseem,
that's a really good idea.
318
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:17,383
Um, I'm gonna go out
for a few hours. Okay, Mom?
319
00:13:17,384 --> 00:13:18,469
Dena!
320
00:13:18,470 --> 00:13:23,145
Maysa, let it be, huh?
Habibti, remember.
321
00:13:23,146 --> 00:13:24,857
Don't pray, hm?
322
00:13:24,858 --> 00:13:28,364
You're bleeding from the period.
It won't count.
323
00:13:28,365 --> 00:13:29,867
And don't touch a Quran.
324
00:13:29,868 --> 00:13:32,372
Thank you so much
for reminding me
325
00:13:32,373 --> 00:13:34,877
'cause I was just gonna
touch one, but I'm not going to.
326
00:13:34,878 --> 00:13:36,463
I'm gonna wait.
(FAMILY SPEAKS IN ARABIC)
327
00:13:36,464 --> 00:13:37,884
Yeah, thanks.
328
00:13:38,176 --> 00:13:39,896
Go air out the period.
(SPEAKING ARABIC)
329
00:13:41,767 --> 00:13:42,893
DENA: 'Kay. Before nine!
330
00:13:42,894 --> 00:13:44,565
(SPEAKING ARABIC) DENA: 'Kay.
331
00:13:46,819 --> 00:13:48,237
FAROUK: So!
332
00:13:48,238 --> 00:13:49,949
Business is good.
333
00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:51,828
Probably growing.
334
00:13:51,829 --> 00:13:53,455
Have too much on your hands...
335
00:13:53,456 --> 00:13:57,255
and need someone close
to help you with it.
336
00:13:57,256 --> 00:13:59,552
No, he doesn't.
Dad, don't do this.
337
00:13:59,553 --> 00:14:02,808
Oh, "Ramroom" got fired
from his little fancy job, huh?
338
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:05,229
I didn't get fired,
we went under, so...
339
00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:07,526
Under, huh? (CHUCKLES)
340
00:14:07,527 --> 00:14:09,947
I'm looking for other jobs,
and there's a lot of companies
341
00:14:09,948 --> 00:14:11,325
coming from the west coast,
and...
342
00:14:11,326 --> 00:14:13,747
Also, Steve and I are even talking
about starting our own app.
343
00:14:13,748 --> 00:14:17,086
What you need is something real,
huh? Something from the earth!
344
00:14:17,087 --> 00:14:20,259
It is real, Amo Naseem,
because I??.
345
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:23,558
NASEEM: Habibi, listen.
Habibi, listen. It's not your fault.
346
00:14:23,559 --> 00:14:25,227
I always tell your parents.
347
00:14:25,228 --> 00:14:26,898
They love you
too much, you know?
348
00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:29,528
Remember, Maysa?
I said it, you know?
349
00:14:29,529 --> 00:14:30,614
Yeah.
350
00:14:30,615 --> 00:14:33,118
They are not tough with you,
but the world is tough with you.
351
00:14:33,119 --> 00:14:35,749
And here we are. You know?
It's nice to have a dream.
352
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:36,876
Of course, you know?
353
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:39,507
And to feel that you have
to follow it, but now...
354
00:14:39,508 --> 00:14:41,844
it is time for you
to be a real man, huh?
355
00:14:41,845 --> 00:14:43,724
You come and work
for your Uncle Naseem.
356
00:14:46,354 --> 00:14:47,774
MAYSA: I'll get the desert.
Yeah.
357
00:14:49,443 --> 00:14:52,616
Your mother tell you
that I was Mr. Egypt runner?up?
358
00:14:52,617 --> 00:14:54,328
No, she didn't tell me.
359
00:14:56,416 --> 00:14:59,588
Ramy, why don't you take
your uncle to the train station?
360
00:14:59,589 --> 00:15:02,260
I think it would be nice
for you both
361
00:15:02,261 --> 00:15:03,723
to spend some time together.
362
00:15:04,808 --> 00:15:05,852
(CHUCKLES)
363
00:15:10,460 --> 00:15:12,950
(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYS)
364
00:15:12,951 --> 00:15:14,005
NASEEM: (SPEAKING ARABIC)
365
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,501
People in this country,
366
00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:20,964
they look at the Muslim women
with pity.
367
00:15:20,965 --> 00:15:25,030
They say, "Sorry they make you
wear that scarf."
368
00:15:25,031 --> 00:15:29,629
But I say, "I'm sorry you're
made to wear nothing."
369
00:15:29,630 --> 00:15:31,026
Look at this.
370
00:15:31,027 --> 00:15:35,953
This look like fun?
This look like fun to you?
371
00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:41,172
(SPEAKING ARABIC)
372
00:15:43,259 --> 00:15:45,502
Your mother had doubts
about your father
373
00:15:45,503 --> 00:15:47,308
before they were married.
374
00:15:47,309 --> 00:15:50,442
I told her,
"All the little problems, Maysa,
375
00:15:50,443 --> 00:15:51,819
become big ones."
376
00:15:52,570 --> 00:15:54,573
Look what happened now.
377
00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:57,411
Your father left you
no guidance to be a man.
378
00:15:57,412 --> 00:16:00,251
And now, you have no job,
no woman.
379
00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:02,714
You drive your mother's car.
380
00:16:02,715 --> 00:16:04,677
You're like the kids in Egypt.
381
00:16:04,678 --> 00:16:06,388
They throw down the government,
382
00:16:06,389 --> 00:16:08,183
big revolution, huh?
383
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:11,691
Then what? No plan.
384
00:16:11,692 --> 00:16:15,699
So, I step in. Come work
for Uncle Naseem.
385
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:21,251
I teach you everything
you need to learn.
386
00:16:21,252 --> 00:16:23,757
Finish the job
your father never did.
387
00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:29,978
You know, at least my father
has a family that loves him.
388
00:16:31,439 --> 00:16:32,441
What do you have, huh?
389
00:16:33,484 --> 00:16:34,570
Why do you think
you're so alone?
390
00:16:34,571 --> 00:16:35,655
You think it's
'cause of the Jews?
391
00:16:35,656 --> 00:16:37,743
You don't know how they are.
I'm surrounded by them.
392
00:16:37,744 --> 00:16:41,125
No, you're not, you're not!
You're just an asshole.
393
00:16:41,627 --> 00:16:42,670
(COUPLE ARGUING)
394
00:16:42,795 --> 00:16:43,963
MAN: Get in the fucking car!
WOMAN: Get off of me!
395
00:16:43,964 --> 00:16:45,049
MAN: I'm not gonna fucking
tell you again!
396
00:16:45,050 --> 00:16:46,677
WOMAN: I'm not listening to you!
397
00:16:46,678 --> 00:16:48,180
NASEEM: Ramy, stop the car!
398
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,265
We got to go
to the train station??
399
00:16:49,266 --> 00:16:50,602
Ramy! (SPEAKING ARABIC)
400
00:16:50,603 --> 00:16:52,021
Pull over! Okay, okay!
401
00:16:52,022 --> 00:16:53,190
All right, all right!
I'm doing it.
402
00:16:53,191 --> 00:16:57,533
(DISTANT YELLING)
403
00:17:00,247 --> 00:17:01,367
NASEEM: Hey! MAN: Or what?
404
00:17:01,415 --> 00:17:03,628
WOMAN: Leave me alone!
Hey! Hey!
405
00:17:03,629 --> 00:17:06,424
Don't hit her! Don't hit her!
406
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:07,511
MAN: Get the fuck
out of my face!
407
00:17:07,512 --> 00:17:09,848
Huh?! What?!
MAN: Yeah, get back!
408
00:17:09,849 --> 00:17:11,852
You wanna fight?!
MAN: Take a fuckin' shot!
409
00:17:11,853 --> 00:17:12,938
Yeah! (WOMAN SCREAMING)
410
00:17:12,939 --> 00:17:14,440
(NASEEM WHEEZING)
411
00:17:14,441 --> 00:17:15,986
WOMAN: Just leave him alone!
(NASEEM COUGHING)
412
00:17:15,987 --> 00:17:17,280
MAN: What's the problem,
sand nigger?
413
00:17:17,281 --> 00:17:19,367
WOMAN: Leave him alone!
Get the fuck of me!
414
00:17:19,368 --> 00:17:20,452
WOMAN: You think you're
such a fucking big shot.
415
00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:22,249
NASEEM: Don't touch her.
WOMAN: Knock it off!
416
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:23,751
Fuck!
417
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,314
WOMAN:
You're fucking a loser. Cut it out!
418
00:17:25,338 --> 00:17:26,340
Get back!
419
00:17:26,675 --> 00:17:28,636
(RAMY GRUNTS) (WOMAN YELPS)
420
00:17:28,637 --> 00:17:30,347
MAN: Who the fuck are you, huh?!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
421
00:17:30,348 --> 00:17:31,768
(BOTH GRUNTING)
422
00:17:33,062 --> 00:17:36,318
MAN: Where ya gonna go, huh?!
Where you gonna?Aah!
423
00:17:36,319 --> 00:17:38,990
You motherfucker!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
424
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,075
WOMAN: Just let him go!
425
00:17:40,076 --> 00:17:41,996
Get the fuck off of my car.
426
00:17:41,997 --> 00:17:43,625
WOMAN: What are you
fucking doing?!
427
00:17:43,626 --> 00:17:46,296
MAN: Get down,
you fuckin' asshole!
428
00:17:46,297 --> 00:17:49,469
Fuck you. Fuck you!
Let go of my fucking shoe!
429
00:17:49,470 --> 00:17:51,599
Get the fuck off me!
NASEEM: Enough! Enough!
430
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,602
WOMAN: Oh, my God!
431
00:17:59,658 --> 00:18:03,957
Okay, okay. (PANTING)
Jennifer, get in the car.
432
00:18:05,503 --> 00:18:07,464
Are you fucking coming or what?!
433
00:18:14,311 --> 00:18:16,398
(NASEEM COUGHS)
434
00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:17,777
(ENGINE STARTS)
435
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:27,875
Yeah, fuck you!
You're a fuckin' bitch! Yeah!
436
00:18:27,876 --> 00:18:29,591
Don't fuck with us, bitch!
437
00:18:29,592 --> 00:18:32,054
(CAR DRIVES AWAY)
438
00:18:32,055 --> 00:18:33,818
(COUGHS)
439
00:18:33,819 --> 00:18:35,729
Why do you have a gun?
440
00:18:35,730 --> 00:18:37,399
Diamonds, habibi...
441
00:18:46,244 --> 00:18:51,226
We could've gotten killed.
That guy was crazy.
442
00:18:51,227 --> 00:18:53,305
But did you feel that, Ramy?
443
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:56,479
Your heart beating against
your chest like a real man?
444
00:18:59,151 --> 00:19:03,826
(SIGHS) I... I did, but...
445
00:19:03,827 --> 00:19:06,331
it didn't even mean anything.
446
00:19:06,332 --> 00:19:08,335
We didn't make a difference.
She still went home with him.
447
00:19:08,336 --> 00:19:13,471
What matters is
we did the right thing.
448
00:19:15,058 --> 00:19:21,737
Ramy, we protect women not
because we don't trust women.
449
00:19:21,738 --> 00:19:26,790
We protect women because
we don't trust the men, hmm?
450
00:19:32,065 --> 00:19:35,236
That guy was definitely a Jew.
451
00:19:38,187 --> 00:19:41,025
How would you even know that?
That doesn't make any sense.
452
00:19:41,026 --> 00:19:43,865
I saw the way he drove off,
you know?
453
00:19:43,866 --> 00:19:46,494
Jews don't know how to drive.
454
00:19:46,495 --> 00:19:49,710
Amo, I don't think
that's a stereotype.
455
00:19:49,711 --> 00:19:51,379
It's, like, the wrong thing.
456
00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:55,972
The driving thing?that's
Asians, not that I believe it.
457
00:19:55,973 --> 00:19:59,606
(STAMMERS)
It's true. Asians and Jews.
458
00:20:05,743 --> 00:20:06,786
(RAMY SIGHS)
459
00:20:15,879 --> 00:20:17,307
Call me, habibi.
460
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:38,307
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
461
00:20:44,111 --> 00:20:49,663
(FEMALE VOCALIST
SINGING IN ARABIC)
462
00:20:49,664 --> 00:20:53,212
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
463
00:20:53,262 --> 00:20:57,812
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