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Thank you guys for having us over.
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- Yeah, this is fun, couples night.
- I don't know why we don't hang out...
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-...with married couples more often.
- Because every time we do...
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...you make jokes about swinging
and scare them away.
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You mean that Portuguese couple?
Yeah, like you wouldn't have done it.
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Hey, you guys, I have great news.
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- Ross, we're kind of in the middle of dinner.
- Oh, well, I already ate, but sure.
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- Guess what happened at work today.
- A dinosaur died a million years ago?
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Uh, try 65 million years ago.
And then try: Shh!
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My tenure review board met today,
and I hear it's looking really good.
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PHOEBE: Wow.
- Yeah.
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Do you have any idea what this
means in academic circles?
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I am gonna get laid.
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- Hi, you guys.
CHANDLER: Hey.
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Oh, Italian.
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No one--
No one wanted seconds, right?
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No, I'm good.
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Guys, you're never gonna believe it.
This headhunter called me.
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I have a meeting tomorrow with Gucci.
Gucci wants me.
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- I'm up for tenure.
- Congratulations.
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- You too. What are the odds?
- Oh...
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Guess what.
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I finally got that seed out of my teeth.
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I don't know who I'm happiest for.
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I do. He's been working on that all day.
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Hey, Mon, was it weird
changing your name to Geller Bing?
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No. No, it felt nice to acknowledge this.
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- Where'd you go to do it?
- Um, the--
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The Ministry of Names...
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...Bureau.
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You never did it.
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I'm sorry. It's just the idea of--
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Of being an official Bing.
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Hey, I will have you know that--
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Ah, who am I kidding? Let's call the kid
Geller and let Bing die with me.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks.
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Honey, would you want me
to take your name?
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Oh, it's up to you. It's your name.
You've gotta live with it.
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- Let's see. Call me Mrs. Hannigan.
- Mrs. Hannigan?
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What, can't you see I'm
in the middle of something?
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I like it.
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- Hey, guys.
CHANDLER: Hey, Joe.
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We got things to check out
at the new house. You want to come?
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- No, thank you.
- You're not happy about us moving...
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...but you're the only one
who hasn't seen the house.
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You'll see how close it is to the city.
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No, it's not close.
You said it was in escrow.
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I couldn't even find that on the map.
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Joey, please come.
It would mean so much to us.
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You know what? You are my friends.
I want to be supportive.
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- I will come with you. Shotgun.
- Damn it.
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See you guys later.
We'll pick you up at 11.
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- So glad you're coming.
- All right.
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- Good for you. That was really mature.
- What? The only reason I'm going...
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...to their stupid new house is to
point out everything wrong with it...
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...so they don't move.
I'm gonna make them stay here.
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You're a strange kind of grown-up.
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Joey, you can't make someone do
something they don't want to do.
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Believe me. There's something I've been
trying to get Mike to do in bed, and--
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- Whoa. Can we not talk about that now?
- All right. Prude.
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Look, Monica and Chandler
really love this house.
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You are not gonna talk them
into staying here.
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Hey, I can convince people
to do anything, you know?
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I bet I could even get Mike
to do that thing. What is it'?
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I am not gonna help you do that!
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Oh, my God.
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Hi. Um, I'm here to see Mr. Campbell,
with Gucci.
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The reservation's probably under Gucci.
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It's spelled like "gucky,"
which can be confusing.
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Mr. Campbell's not here yet.
Let me show you to his table.
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Oh, my God. That's my boss.
You have to seat us somewhere else.
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I'm sorry, that's always
Mr. Campbell's table.
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But my boss cannot see me.
I'm interviewing for another job.
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- I know. With Gucky.
- Shh!
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- Rachel?
- I'm on a date.
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That's great.
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Yeah, it is. Yeah, you know, it's tough.
Single mom. Career.
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You gotta get out there.
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- Well, you've got a good energy.
- Oh.
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- Rachel?
- Yes, hi.
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- James Campbell.
- Hi.
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- Excuse us.
- Please.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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He's cute.
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So...
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...your resume is quite impressive.
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My, ha, ha... My résumé?
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I wouldn't-- I wouldn't call
my online dating profile a résumé.
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Dating profile? No, I'm--
I'm talking about the work résumé.
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[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
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Whatever happened to just singing
for no reason?
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Maybe people found it weird.
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- Maybe.
CAMPBELL: 80...
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- Why do you want to leave Ralph Lauren?
- What?
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- I don't.
- You don't?
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No, I love-- I love it there.
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Well, if you don't want to leave,
why are we having this lunch?
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[WHISPERING]
That is my boss.
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What?
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[WHISPERING]
That is my boss.
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That's Hugo Boss?
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God, this place is so depressing.
If I had to work here, I'd kill myself.
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But you obviously haven't.
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- How can I help you?
- I need to change my name, please.
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See, I need to change it
because I'm hiding from the law.
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You're fun.
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- You need to fill out this form.
- Okay. Well, just so I know--
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I don't know how it works.
My name is Buffay...
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...and my husband's name is Hannigan.
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So is it supposed to be
"Buffay-Hannigan" or "Hannigan-Buffay"?
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- It can be anything you want.
- Well, not anything.
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Yeah. Anything.
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Oh, this could take a while.
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- Get out of my line.
- Okay.
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- Hey.
MONICA: Hey, Pheebs.
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Oh, not anymore. I changed it today.
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- Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Hannigan.
- Wrong again.
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Apparently,
you can change it to anything.
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So I thought, "All right, here's an
opportunity to be creative."
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So meet Princess Consuela
Bananahammock.
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That's what we were
gonna name the baby.
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- Phoebe.
- Ah, Princess Consuela.
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- You changed your name to that?
- Uh-huh.
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Okay, so from now on, we have to call
you Princess Consuela?
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No, I'm gonna have my friends
call me Valerie.
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- Hey, how did the interview go?
- Ugh. Not good.
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I always feel that way after an interview
I'll bet it went better than you think.
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Well, I didn't get the job at Gucci
and I got fired from Ralph Lauren.
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That is a bad interview.
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What are you talking about?
How did this happen?
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My boss was at the same restaurant
where I was having my interview...
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...and he heard everything.
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Later, he calls me into his office
and tells me he'll have to let me go...
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...because I'm not a team player.
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And I said, "Wait a minute. Yes, I am."
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And then I had to sit there
for 45 minutes...
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...while he proved that
that, in fact, was true.
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- Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
- God.
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H93'-
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What--? What's this?
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Why, it's a bottle of champagne.
Why is this here?
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- Ross.
- I guess it's here...
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...because I got tenure!
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ALL: Congratulations.
- Wow.
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This is the single greatest day
of my professional career.
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- Gunther. Six glasses.
- Six?
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- You want me to join you?
- I thought Joey was here. Five is good.
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Wow, I'm gonna have a loogey
in my coffee tomorrow.
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Ooh. Israeli champagne.
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And it's vanilla.
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I got tenure. I didn't win the lottery.
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Hey, Rach, so, uh,
how did your thing go?
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Oh, good. But I won't hear about that
for a couple days.
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Oh, you know what,
you're gonna get it. I can feel it.
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Can yQu'_7
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All right, everybody, here's to Ross.
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And to years of hard work
finally paying off.
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And to knowing that your career
doesn't mean everything.
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But also knowing it means a lot.
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But more importantly, to full,
well-rounded lives.
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That center around work.
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- To Ross.
ROSS: To Ross.
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You know what the best part
about this is? I can never be fired.
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- Oh, God.
ROSS: No, seriously.
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I have job security for life.
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You know?
I mean, I never have to worry.
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Oh, look at you.
Look how happy you are for me.
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[CRYING]
No, it's not that. I got fired today.
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And I didn't get the other job.
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- Oh, my-- Rach, I'm so sorry.
- Oh...
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- Great, I feel like an idiot.
- No, it's okay. You didn't know.
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Little heads-up would've been nice.
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Thank you for letting us
see the house again.
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And thank you for explaining
to us what "escrow" means.
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I've already forgotten what you said,
but thank you.
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Take as long as you want.
Just let me know when you're through.
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MONICA:
Okay, thanks.
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- Aw, so glad you decided to come.
- Me, too. Yeah, this place is great.
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So happy for you guys. Although,
you know, I hope you like fungus.
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- What?
- Fungus.
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Yeah. Place is full of it.
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No, it's not. We had an inspection
and they didn't find anything.
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Okay. Then I guess I have dry eyes
and a scratchy throat for no reason.
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Maybe it's because you hung your head
out the window like a dog...
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...the whole ride here.
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Maybe.
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So this is the living room, huh?
It's pretty dark.
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- No, it's not.
- Are you kidding?
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I think I just saw a bat in the corner.
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When your head was hanging out
the window, it didn't hit a mailbox, did it?
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Maybe.
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Look, I just think you guys can
do better than this house, you know?
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Or any other house for that matter.
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Oh, Joey.
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We know you're having a hard
time with this, but we--
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- We love it here.
- Fine! If you love this house so much...
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...you should live here. I hope you
get used to that humming sound.
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[HUMMING]
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- Joey, we know that's you.
- No...
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...it's not.
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[CONTINUES HUMMING]
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- Hey.
PHOEBE: Hey.
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- Welcome back.
- I missed you.
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- Oh, me too.
- So, what's new?
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Well, I am no longer Phoebe Buffay.
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- That's great. You changed your name?
PHOEBE: Yes, I did.
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Meet Princess Consuela
Bananahammock.
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- You're kidding, right?
- Nope.
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- You really did that?
- Yep.
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You can't do that.
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Why?
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Why? It's fun. It's different.
No one else has a name like it.
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Then I'm gonna change my name.
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Great. Okay, what are
you gonna change it to?
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Crap B39-
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- Mike Crap Bag?
- No. No "Mike." No, just "Crap Bag."
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First name: Crap. Last name: Bag.
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- You're not serious, right?
- Yeah, I'm serious.
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It's fun, it's different,
and no one else has a name like that.
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Uh-huh. Well, then great.
lfyouloveiLlloveiL
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I do love it. And I love your name.
I love Princess Consuela.
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And I love Crap.
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Oh.
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- Who are you?
- Oh, hi. I'm Joey.
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My stupid friends are buying this house.
Who are you?
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I'm Mackenzie. My stupid parents
are selling this house.
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I hate my parents.
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I hate my friends.
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Look, there's gotta be a way
that we can stop this from happening.
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Like what?
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Oh! Okay, you come with me and you
tell them that the house is haunted.
233
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What are you, 8?
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- Okay. Let's hear your great idea.
- I don't have any great ideas. I am 8.
235
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Ah, there's gotta be a way.
I mean, you know...
236
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:42,799
...if Monica and Chandler move out here,
and Phoebe's married to Mike...
237
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...that just leaves me and Ross and Rach.
You know what I mean?
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I really don't.
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What am I gonna do?
I feel like I'm losing my friends.
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- My parents say I'll make new friends.
- Yeah, sure, easy for you.
241
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You're young. Me? I'm set in my ways.
242
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This is what my mom was talking about.
Whiners are wieners.
243
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:11,703
Look, you want your friends
to be happy, right?
244
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Yeah. Yeah, I guess. Yeah.
245
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:19,920
Well, if moving here is gonna make them
happy, don't you want them to do it'?
246
00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:23,131
Yeah. Maybe.
247
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,468
Then you've gotta let them go.
248
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,850
Oh, I hate to admit it, but you're--
249
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:36,394
You're probably right.
250
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,730
How'd you get to be so smart?
251
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I read a lot.
252
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Just when I thought we could be friends.
253
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:52,118
Oh, hey, Rach. I just heard. I'm so sorry.
254
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,162
Oh, thank you...
255
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:57,207
You still don't know my name, do you?
256
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,085
Well, now I don't have to.
257
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Ross, what is taking you so long?
258
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I'm sorry. It's almost as if this wasn't
built for a quick getaway.
259
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,900
Rachel?
260
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Mark? Oh, my God.
261
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:30,865
MARK: How have you been?
- Fantastic. You remember Ross.
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- Sure. Sure.
RACHEL: Oh.
263
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What's with the chair?
264
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:41,042
Uh... You know, you can't always
get a seat on the subway, so...
265
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Clever.
266
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,422
So how are you?
267
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:48,216
Oh. You're not catching me
on my best day.
268
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:51,428
Yeah, a box full of your desk stuff
doesn't say "big promotion."
269
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:55,265
No, but it's good. You know,
I'm gonna take some time off...
270
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-...and do charity work.
- Are you sure?
271
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,436
We may have something
at Louis Vuitton.
272
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:02,105
Screw charity work. What do you got?
273
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:04,149
Why don't we have dinner and talk?
274
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- Great. I'll call you.
- Okay.
275
00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,988
- Nice to see you again.
- Yeah. Yeah. I got tenure.
276
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:17,871
Oh, my God.
277
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,331
See? I told you something good
would come along.
278
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:23,460
And he seemed really nice.
I've met him before?
279
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,628
Ross, that's Mark.
280
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:29,716
From Bloomingdale's?
You were insanely jealous of him.
281
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,760
- That is Mark?
- Yes.
282
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,344
- I hate that guy.
- Oh...
283
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:37,182
No, no, no.
You cannot go to dinner with him.
284
00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:41,019
- What? You don't want me to get a job?
- Yeah, I'm sure he'll give you a job.
285
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,146
Maybe make you his "sex-cretary."
286
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,524
I'm serious.
I just don't trust that guy, okay?
287
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:50,070
You know what--? Okay, let's talk
about it later. There comes security.
288
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,541
Oh, I love this street.
289
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:08,546
The trees and the big front yards
and the actual picket fences.
290
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,382
Man, those two dogs are going at it.
291
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,011
H93'-
292
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:18,515
- Hey. Where you been?
- Oh, just, uh, you know, looking around.
293
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,183
But you know what?
294
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,602
This house is great.
295
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,562
Really? What changed your mind?
296
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:28,483
The little girl who lives here made me
feel better about the whole thing.
297
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:33,321
Joey? There was a little girl who lived here,
but she died, like, 30 years ago.
298
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,036
What?
299
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,373
I'm just messing with you.
300
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:48,044
That's not funny.
You know I'm afraid of little-girl ghosts.
301
00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:51,756
Joey, now that you're okay with the house,
do you want to go see your room?
302
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:53,842
What?
303
00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:55,260
I get my own room?
304
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:59,430
You don't think we'd buy a house
and not have a Joey room, do you?
305
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:02,100
Oh, my God.
306
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:08,523
Hey, can I have an aquarium?
And a sex swing?
307
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:13,903
BOTH: No.
- Why not? I'll keep the tank clean.
308
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,825
After you, Ms. Bananahammock.
309
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,451
Thank you, Mr. Bag.
310
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:22,787
Oh, hey!
311
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,539
PHOEBE: Oh, hi, Rita.
- How are you?
312
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,749
Good. Oh, Rita's a massage client.
313
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,459
Yeah.
314
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,420
Why don't you introduce me?
315
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,633
- Rita, this is my husband.
- Oh.
316
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:38,219
Why don't you tell her my name?
317
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:43,725
Okay, I will. This is, uh--
This is my husband, Crap Bag.
318
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:46,936
Crap Bag?
319
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:51,858
If you need an easy way to remember it,
just think of a bag of crap.
320
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:57,488
- Okay. Excuse me.
- Yeah.
321
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:03,661
Ugh. Okay, fine, you made your point. Can
you please just be Mike Hannigan again?
322
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,413
Only if you'll be Phoebe Buffay.
323
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:09,959
How about, um--?
How about Buffay-Hannigan?
324
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,961
- Really?
- Yeah.
325
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:15,131
I'm Phoebe
Buffay-Hannigan-Bananahammock.
326
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:19,344
Do you even know what
a banana hammock is?
327
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:21,346
It's a funny word.
328
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,264
It's a Speedo.
329
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,020
Oh, crap.
330
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:35,485
- Hey, is Rachel here?
MONICA: Nope.
331
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,362
She's still at dinner?
332
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:39,948
- I guess. Why, who's she with?
- That guy, Mark...
333
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:43,201
...from Bloomingdale's.
She thinks he's just being nice to her.
334
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,495
But I know he really wants
to sleep with her.
335
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:48,498
It's seven years ago.
336
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:52,043
My time machine works.
337
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:57,131
We ran into him on the street today,
and he said he might have a job for her.
338
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,968
But I know he just wants
to get into her pants.
339
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:05,056
So, what if he wants to sleep with her?
I mean, she's single, and he's cute.
340
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:06,808
Excuse me?
341
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,518
Oh, please.
342
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:11,187
Yesterday, on the subway,
you couldn't stop staring...
343
00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:13,231
...at that woman with the big breasts.
344
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:16,025
For your information,
I was staring at her baby.
345
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,236
We're about to be parents.
346
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,030
Oh, sorry.
347
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:34,043
- Hi, you guys.
- Hi. So...
348
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:37,755
-...how was dinner?
- Oh, it was great. Mark is so sweet.
349
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:41,718
Oh, yeah? Yeah, I wonder why? What
could that smarmy letch possibly want?
350
00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:47,265
Oh, Ross. Come on. He is happily married.
His wife just had twins.
351
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,559
Should we send something?
352
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,645
How did the job stuff go?
353
00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:55,189
He offered me one.
354
00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:58,568
- That's great.
- Congratulations.
355
00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:00,611
I know, it's amazing.
356
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:04,741
It's amazing. It's so much better
than what I had at Ralph Lauren.
357
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:07,368
- The money is great.
- Can we--?
358
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:12,040
Can we just stop for a second? Who said
something better would come along? Huh?
359
00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:15,543
You didn't believe me. I told you
everything was gonna work out.
360
00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:18,880
You know what?
This calls for a bottle of Israel's finest.
361
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:25,553
The job is in Paris.
362
00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:41,194
I mean, this soap opera is a great gig...
363
00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:43,196
...but am I missing opportunities?
364
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:46,282
You know, I've always thought of myself
as a serious actor.
365
00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:48,951
Should I be trying to do more
independent movies?
366
00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:51,412
I don't know.
367
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:55,291
But you know what?
I'm gonna put you on with my bear.
368
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:57,210
Hold on.
369
00:22:58,503 --> 00:23:01,047
Hey, Bailey, I need some career advice.
370
00:23:04,634 --> 00:23:06,636
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