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'Now nobody's saying
the Chatsworth Estate is the garden of Eden
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'but it's been a good home to us -
me, Frank Gallagher,
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'and me kids who l'm proud of,
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'cos every single one of them
reminds me a little of me.
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'They can all think for themselves,
which they've me to thank for.'
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- Run! Run for it!
- Leg it!
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'Fiona, who's a massive help,
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'Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite,
which is why nobody calls him Philip now,
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'lan, a lot like his mam,
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'which is handy for the others
cos she's disappeared into thin air,
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'and Carl - we daren't let him grow his hair
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'cos it stands on end and makes him
look like Toyah and nits love it.
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'Debbie - sent by God. Total angel.
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'You've to check your change but she'll go
miles out of her way to do you a favour.
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'Plus Liam - gonna be a star
once we've got the fits under control.
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'Sheila, me bird. Couldn't be happier...
One plate short of a full set, like.
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'Fantastic neighbours Kev and Veronica.
Lend you anything. Well, not anything.
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'But all of them to a man know,
first and foremost,
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'one of the most vital necessities in this life
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'is they know how to throw a party!
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'Scatter!'
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(Carl) 'The reason everyone loves dogs is
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'it's dead easy to know
what they're thinking.
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'With people, it's a bit more tricky.'
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State of her! lmagine waking up
to that every morning.
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She looks like a bloke.
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Thought you said you'd be ready.
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Shit, sorry Mandy. l lost track of time.
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Grab these two.
l need a couple of things.
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Why do you carry on this charade?
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Your mum thinks you're gay anyway.
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l know but now Lip's shagging her, in't he?
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'People have too many secrets.
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'They're always saying things
that mean summat else.
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'Wi' dogs, what you see is what you get.'
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What's up?
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Nothing.
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l just...
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Do we have to?
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l'm not really in the mood.
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Suit yourself.
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What were that..?
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We're in deep shit.
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Well, how sure are you?
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Five weeks late.
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Five week?
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l kept thinking it'd come.
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l got this.
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We'd best find out.
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Give us a bit of privacy, then.
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l used johnnies every time.
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Well summat's gone wrong.
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lt takes two minutes.
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Blue line's positive.
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ls it definitely his?
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Well it's not yours, is it?
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No, l just meant...
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l'm not a slapper, lan!
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BANGlNG ON DOOR
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lt's busy.
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l'm bursting. >
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Tough shit, go next door!
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Martin's there - it stinks. >
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Use a milk bottle.
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Argh!
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Congratulations,
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you're gonna be a daddy.
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Kev, pint of lager when you're ready.
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Pint, is it, love?
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What the f...?! Who are you?
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Cassie Weston, relief manager.
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- What's happened to Jez?
- Enforced sabbatical, love.
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Cassie's from the brewery.
She's covering while Jez retrains.
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Yeah, the trouble wi' pubs is
people start taking them for granted.
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Things slide, profits dip and then
before you know it, you might as well
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be giving the beer away.
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l'm sorry, l didn't catch your name.
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Frank, Frank Gallagher.
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Right, that'll be �1 .90 for your lager
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and the rest can come off your tab.
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Not that it'll make much impact.
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DRUNKEN LAUGHTER
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He totally fancied you.
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He looked like Uncle Fester.
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Talk about the ugly tree!
He hit every branch...
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(Both) ..twice!
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Oi, you little shit!
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Get off her!
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PERSONAL ALARM
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You little bastard!
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Veronica!
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Sorry. l thought it might help.
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�2.50 that cost me.
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Are you all right?
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Did it have much in it?
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The first night l met Steve he tried
to stop me getting my bag nicked.
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Why does everything
have to remind me of him?
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PEElNG
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Will she get rid of it?
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How the hell should l know?
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There's still plenty of time
for an abortion. lt's up to 1 6 weeks.
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She can't keep it.
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She can't.
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l wouldn't mind, l were
going to knock it on the head.
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l didn't even want the sex any more.
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What? lt were only a jump.
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lt weren't supposed to mean owt,
she's a fuckin' Maguire.
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Why weren't you more careful?
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Than what? Johnnies?
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What do you use, lan, bin liners?
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No, you use Kash's arse.
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Piss off!
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l'm moving out of this house.
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Can't you just go round
and see what she's thinking?
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No way, you go round.
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Who am l? You're the one who
were supposed to be shaggin' her.
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BABY CRlES
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Can't you shut them fuckin' kids up?
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Sheila, where do you keep
that little box with the 2p's in?
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What's goin' on?
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Remember that article you showed me
about the dog that joined Mensa?
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Yeah.
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On the other side there was a
piece about toxins in breast milk.
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Everything that goes into me
goes into them.
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l'm damaging them, Frank.
l'm damaging them.
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'Ey, 'ey, 'ey, hang on cos you're
on this stuff for a reason.
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Medication, medication... Tell her.
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He's right, Mam,
you just can't throw them out.
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You'll be climbing the fuckin' walls.
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Sometimes, Frank,
we have to make sacrifices.
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Look at Joan of Arc.
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l've got to go now, mum.
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A pint of Dog, when you're ready,
please, stout yeoman.
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One pound and ninety pence.
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So, that's �1 .90 off your tab, in't it, Frank?
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'Ey, wait, no, because that's not
playing by the fuckin' rules.
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And what rules were those, Frank?
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This is a pub, not a charity.
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That's �365
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and l want every penny back.
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Dad wants words.
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You know why we've brought you.
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Our Mandy can't keep secrets.
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Not from her mother.
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l only have to look
in the them pretty brown eyes
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to know exactly what's going on, up here.
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She's very precious to us,
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our Mandy,
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our one and only daughter
and you've turned her into a woman.
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Welcome to the family.
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My Mimi was up the duff when we got hitched,
don't you worry about it.
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Well done!
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Here's to you, son.
We're going to be grandparents.
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Have a drink, lan.
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(Mimi) lan, can l have a word?
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Tell me that you love her.
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l love her. Honest, Mimi, l love her.
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You'd better, lan,
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because she's our princess, Mandy,
and if you ever
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do anything to hurt her
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your bollocks come off.
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Come on, let's get pissed.
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What are we gonna do, Mandy?
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You could not have it.
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You could just pretend that you lost it,
it happens all the time.
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- Cindy Baler lost to kids before...
- lan!
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We're Catholics, mum's pro-life.
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She deals drugs out the back door.
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So?
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lt's not the end of the world.
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lt's a baby.
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We'll deal with it.
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She's gonna have it. There's no two ways.
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You're gonna be a dad and
everyone's gonna think it's mine.
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They've even got frigging names lined up.
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So what do you suggest, lan?
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Announce the truth?
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Because that would mean exposing
your little secret, bum boy.
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Unnnh!
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Aah!
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HE PANTS
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BOTH GROAN AND PANT
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You know if l got you pregnant?
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Would you keep it?
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Would you want me to?
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Dunno. Sort of.
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lt wouldn't be so bad with you.
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You know how to sweet-talk a girl.
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No, l mean...
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you're older.
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You'd know what you wanted.
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Don't worry, Lip.
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We'll be careful.
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SKATEBOARD
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Oi!
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You little shit!
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(Man) All right, all right.
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Where's the fire?
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Kid that just legged it in here -
don't deny it, l saw him -
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snatched my bag last night.
l want it back or l'm calling the police.
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Dylan!
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Out here now.
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- Caught you!
- This lady thinks you took her bag...
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Don't think. He did.
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Thinks you might have
taken her bag last night.
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- No. She's lying.
- Why would she do that, Dylan?
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Dunno but l ain't got no bag
and l ain't seen her before.
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Maybe you've got the wrong kid.
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Little wanker.
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Fine. l'll see what the police
have to say about it.
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Hi, how you feeling, love?
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l feel like a new woman.
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1 7 hours drug-free.
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All those pills were clogging up my system.
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Well, like Francis of Assisi said
when he got the stigmata,
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one day at a time.
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HE BURPS
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Hey, lan, fancy a break?
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No.
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SHOP BELL RlNGS
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All right?
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Where's lan?
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lan, get your coat, we're going to the footie.
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Look lively, motor's running.
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He's supposed to be working.
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Not any more he isn't. >
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The day he got my Mandy pregnant
is the day he earned himself respect.
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Unless you think that doesn't apply.
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CLAPS HANDS
Chop-chop.
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Pint of lager -
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not until l am holding it.
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RAUCOUS SHOUTlNG
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(Mr Maguire) What's he looking at?
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Want a fucking picture?
Get him over here now.
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Hey, hey... lt's all right, l'll just...
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lan... l'll come quietly.
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Jesus, lan!
(What the fuck are you doing here?)
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Shut it!
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You know this joker, lan?
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Yeah, that's my dad.
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Granddaddy Gallagher.
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LAUGHTER
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lt's a good job you found
a proper family to belong to.
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Was there something else?
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What? No.
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Well, piss off back under your stone.
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Drink up.
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We'll get you another at The Crosses.
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Your address was on the work pass.
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All about pride with kids, isn't it?
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He thinks he's street, giving it the mouth.
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He's one strike away
from a young offenders.
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Shouldn't nick people's bags, then.
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l agree.
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Stepbrother. Doesn't even live here,
just darts in when he needs a quick getaway.
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Something missing?
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00:16:59,207 --> 00:17:00,606
Tenner.
259
00:17:02,247 --> 00:17:06,001
No, forget it. lt was the bag l wanted.
260
00:17:10,207 --> 00:17:13,916
Craig, by the way.
261
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:15,844
Fiona.
262
00:17:28,687 --> 00:17:31,121
Under what circumstances
263
00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:34,159
would l be called granddad?
264
00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:40,156
l'm no expert, Frank,
but l would say it would be
265
00:17:40,207 --> 00:17:42,675
when one of your kids has a baby.
266
00:17:42,727 --> 00:17:45,480
Exactly. But the question is,
267
00:17:45,527 --> 00:17:49,486
which one? The first one, obvious choice.
268
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:50,562
Frank, l've got no idea.
269
00:17:50,607 --> 00:17:53,326
Who is our lan's girlfriend?
270
00:17:53,367 --> 00:17:56,165
Mandy Maguire, has been for ages.
271
00:17:56,207 --> 00:17:57,686
But they're not even...
272
00:17:59,567 --> 00:18:00,841
No, he hasn't...?
273
00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:04,797
Oh, fucking hell.
274
00:18:05,287 --> 00:18:09,041
Fucking... Granddad.
275
00:18:11,207 --> 00:18:14,085
My old man said be a Man U fan
276
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:17,517
(Maguires) But l said fuck off you're a cunt.
Oh yeah!
277
00:18:17,567 --> 00:18:19,478
LAUGHTER
278
00:18:19,527 --> 00:18:22,519
THEY CHANT
279
00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:24,478
Dad, there's Vinnie MacKinnon.
280
00:18:24,527 --> 00:18:26,563
Yee-ha! Catch him, son.
281
00:18:27,287 --> 00:18:28,640
All right, Vinnie?
282
00:18:28,687 --> 00:18:31,155
Hello there, Vinnie?
How are you doin', son?
283
00:18:31,207 --> 00:18:32,196
TYRES SQUEAL
284
00:18:32,247 --> 00:18:34,124
Hold it there, boys. Out you get.
285
00:18:35,127 --> 00:18:36,242
Come on, lan!
286
00:18:36,727 --> 00:18:39,082
(Maguires) Yee-ha!
287
00:18:49,607 --> 00:18:50,835
Whoa!
288
00:18:52,807 --> 00:18:55,275
People have got to learn
to pay their debts, lan.
289
00:18:55,327 --> 00:18:57,363
You're one of us now.
290
00:18:57,407 --> 00:18:59,682
Need anything sorting,
291
00:18:59,727 --> 00:19:01,206
say the word.
292
00:19:03,007 --> 00:19:05,043
All right, all right, lads.
293
00:19:05,087 --> 00:19:07,157
Pack it in!
294
00:19:07,207 --> 00:19:10,199
Still want his mammy to recognise him.
295
00:19:10,247 --> 00:19:12,522
lan, hold those.
296
00:19:13,127 --> 00:19:15,163
Maguire takes it on the chest,
beats one man.
297
00:19:15,207 --> 00:19:17,163
- Uh!
- What a goal!
298
00:19:17,207 --> 00:19:20,438
What a goal from Patrick Maguire.
299
00:19:20,487 --> 00:19:24,719
ln the dying seconds, he makes it 2-0
and that surely is it,
300
00:19:24,767 --> 00:19:26,997
the World Cup is theirs.
301
00:19:28,447 --> 00:19:30,642
Hey, lan, come on!
302
00:19:43,247 --> 00:19:44,760
< BLOWS NOSE
303
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:46,802
lan?
304
00:19:48,407 --> 00:19:49,476
lan!
305
00:19:49,527 --> 00:19:51,995
Piss off, Lip.
306
00:19:52,047 --> 00:19:53,958
lan, look at me.
307
00:19:54,007 --> 00:19:56,362
Go fuck yourself.
308
00:19:56,407 --> 00:19:58,204
We have to talk about this.
309
00:19:58,247 --> 00:20:01,922
lt's not just your problem.
l'm the one in the shit.
310
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:04,640
Listen to me, you smart-ass prick.
311
00:20:04,687 --> 00:20:08,043
The hardest family on the estate
think l'm their fucking son-in-law.
312
00:20:08,087 --> 00:20:09,202
And why?
313
00:20:09,247 --> 00:20:11,442
Why? Because of you.
314
00:20:11,487 --> 00:20:14,638
Like you had no part in it.
Why have you got a fake bird, lan?
315
00:20:14,687 --> 00:20:16,598
Because it suited you.
316
00:20:17,287 --> 00:20:18,276
Because...
317
00:20:19,247 --> 00:20:23,957
that's what you are. That is
what you do you, fucking queen.
318
00:20:28,887 --> 00:20:30,718
Ask me where l've been today?
319
00:20:32,447 --> 00:20:33,926
Fucking ask me.
320
00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:36,756
Football.
321
00:20:37,847 --> 00:20:39,075
With the Maguires.
322
00:20:39,127 --> 00:20:42,199
A few beers, bit of a laugh.
Oh, yeah, and on the way home
323
00:20:42,247 --> 00:20:44,124
we kicked the crap out of somebody.
324
00:20:44,167 --> 00:20:45,646
And not just a kicking, Lip.
325
00:20:45,687 --> 00:20:48,042
They hammered him.
And l mean hammered.
326
00:20:48,087 --> 00:20:51,045
And they enjoyed it.
l can't be part of that family.
327
00:20:51,087 --> 00:20:53,965
They're maniacs.
Proper fucking maniacs.
328
00:20:54,007 --> 00:20:56,521
This is your mistake, you live with it.
329
00:20:56,967 --> 00:21:01,358
GRUNTlNG
330
00:21:01,847 --> 00:21:04,407
(Fiona) Break it up. Pack it in, the pair of you.
331
00:21:04,447 --> 00:21:05,721
Oi, oi, oi!
332
00:21:06,927 --> 00:21:07,962
Oi! Oi!
333
00:21:09,087 --> 00:21:10,486
Come on!
334
00:21:11,527 --> 00:21:13,085
Tell me what's going on.
335
00:21:19,447 --> 00:21:21,039
CLEARS THROAT
336
00:21:29,087 --> 00:21:31,840
- Somebody better start talking.
- lt's nothing to do with me.
337
00:21:36,767 --> 00:21:40,521
Must have been hidden. Must have
come out when we were scrapping.
338
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,842
Well, if it doesn't belong
to either of you...
339
00:21:42,887 --> 00:21:45,526
Fiona, my dad's here.
Says he wants a word with you.
340
00:21:47,767 --> 00:21:50,679
l'm just saying
she doesn't look her usual self.
341
00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:53,241
Well, you'd better learn to keep that shut!
342
00:21:53,287 --> 00:21:57,599
Oh, here he is! Mr Big Shot!
Mr Friend Of The Fucking Maguires!
343
00:21:57,647 --> 00:22:01,037
Well, you better tell us
your big secret, Mr Big Shot.
344
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:05,205
l thought it was just me,
but no other fucker seems to know.
345
00:22:05,247 --> 00:22:09,081
Leave him alone, dad. He doesn't
have to tell us until he's ready.
346
00:22:09,127 --> 00:22:13,279
What you on about? He's got a bird
up the duff, we've a right to know!
347
00:22:13,327 --> 00:22:15,636
Especially that slapper!
348
00:22:18,487 --> 00:22:20,478
Fuck off!
349
00:22:20,527 --> 00:22:23,599
Fuck off the lot of youse!
Leave me alone!
350
00:22:26,007 --> 00:22:28,157
Can l have his haddock?
351
00:22:31,127 --> 00:22:33,880
What can we do
to put a smile on them chops?
352
00:22:33,927 --> 00:22:36,077
Chuck yourself off a bridge.
353
00:22:36,127 --> 00:22:38,277
You don't mean that, Frank.
354
00:22:41,367 --> 00:22:43,403
l just found out...
355
00:22:43,447 --> 00:22:46,996
my son's going to have a kiddie.
356
00:22:47,047 --> 00:22:51,325
1 5-year-old lad,
got his girlfriend lumbered.
357
00:22:51,367 --> 00:22:55,679
He's just tossed his life away
before it's started.
358
00:22:57,487 --> 00:23:00,445
What's the sodding world coming to, eh?
359
00:23:00,487 --> 00:23:03,365
This isn't about him at all, is it, Frank?
360
00:23:05,407 --> 00:23:08,524
Hey, l bet you don't look
at me and think ''grandma''.
361
00:23:08,567 --> 00:23:10,046
Huh.
362
00:23:10,087 --> 00:23:12,760
lt doesn't mean you start wearing
zip-up slippers, you know?
363
00:23:30,247 --> 00:23:31,646
Tell you what.
364
00:23:31,687 --> 00:23:34,121
What?
365
00:23:34,167 --> 00:23:35,998
l'll buy you a drink.
366
00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:04,601
Hey, thought we should have a talk.
367
00:24:04,647 --> 00:24:07,207
What for?
368
00:24:07,247 --> 00:24:08,999
Cos we never do.
369
00:24:09,047 --> 00:24:10,526
So?
370
00:24:13,407 --> 00:24:15,602
Carl?
371
00:24:15,647 --> 00:24:18,764
We'll still love you,
you know, no matter what.
372
00:24:21,087 --> 00:24:24,045
lt's nothing to be ashamed of.
373
00:24:24,087 --> 00:24:26,555
What isn't?
374
00:24:34,047 --> 00:24:36,720
That's not mine. lt's gay!
375
00:24:41,207 --> 00:24:42,879
KNOCK AT DOOR
376
00:24:45,007 --> 00:24:49,364
Dylan sent you these. As an apology.
377
00:24:49,407 --> 00:24:52,319
Dylan sent them?
378
00:24:54,087 --> 00:24:58,365
OK, might have been my idea.
379
00:24:58,407 --> 00:25:00,159
Tell me to piss off if you want.
380
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,960
No. l appreciate it.
381
00:25:06,247 --> 00:25:08,807
They're beautiful.
382
00:25:08,847 --> 00:25:10,724
Oh!
383
00:25:14,487 --> 00:25:16,478
lt's a long story.
384
00:25:18,127 --> 00:25:19,845
Do you fancy a drink?
385
00:25:25,527 --> 00:25:28,837
You have to tell them, lan.
lt's the only way out.
386
00:25:28,887 --> 00:25:30,002
- The Maguires?
- Kash!
387
00:25:30,047 --> 00:25:33,756
You know, what do you think
they're going to say?
388
00:25:33,807 --> 00:25:37,163
They'll hate him for it.
He won't just be a liar,
389
00:25:37,207 --> 00:25:38,560
he'll be a queer liar.
390
00:25:38,607 --> 00:25:43,761
So what's your advice?
Live a lie? Marriage? Kids?
391
00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:48,721
Mandy's a nice girl, lan.
392
00:25:48,767 --> 00:25:50,917
You can't do that to her.
393
00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:53,720
You can't do that to yourself.
394
00:25:55,807 --> 00:25:58,526
You're not doing the honourable thing.
395
00:25:58,567 --> 00:26:01,445
You're just ruining everyone's life.
396
00:26:21,447 --> 00:26:23,517
So...
397
00:26:23,567 --> 00:26:28,277
There's no mum, she pissed off years ago
and moved in with another woman.
398
00:26:28,327 --> 00:26:30,443
What, ''moved in'' moved in?
399
00:26:30,487 --> 00:26:32,921
Yes!
400
00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:38,246
You can't say she didn't give being
straight a decent shot. Six kids.
401
00:26:38,287 --> 00:26:40,482
Who's the bloke?
402
00:26:43,767 --> 00:26:45,723
Sorry, grab another drink.
403
00:26:45,767 --> 00:26:48,281
lan?
404
00:26:48,327 --> 00:26:50,363
l don't wanna talk about it.
405
00:26:50,407 --> 00:26:53,717
OK. You know l'm here when you do.
406
00:26:58,207 --> 00:27:00,641
Listen. l should get back.
407
00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:06,841
No.
408
00:27:09,887 --> 00:27:12,640
Stay.
409
00:27:21,047 --> 00:27:25,165
He writes me these letters, begging,
pleading with me to stand by him.
410
00:27:25,207 --> 00:27:26,606
Yeah.
411
00:27:26,647 --> 00:27:29,923
l wouldn't mind, but he's doing life!
412
00:27:31,127 --> 00:27:33,083
You get lonely, though.
413
00:27:33,127 --> 00:27:36,676
All them nights sleeping on your own.
414
00:27:38,247 --> 00:27:43,275
Yeah, l'm the same.
Single bloke on me own. lt's not easy.
415
00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:49,600
Yeah. Sometimes all you want
is the warmth of another body
416
00:27:49,647 --> 00:27:51,763
next to yours.
417
00:27:55,487 --> 00:27:58,638
Do you fancy clearing that bar tab, Frank?
418
00:27:58,687 --> 00:28:01,406
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
419
00:28:10,927 --> 00:28:13,043
We're talking...all of it?
420
00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:17,997
Like it never existed.
421
00:28:26,527 --> 00:28:29,360
You two get off, l'll finish up here.
422
00:28:34,007 --> 00:28:35,679
No, no, no way!
423
00:28:35,727 --> 00:28:38,958
Look, she's going to clear
the whole lot! Tab gone!
424
00:28:39,007 --> 00:28:41,601
350 smackers, vanished!
425
00:28:41,647 --> 00:28:42,921
For sex with you?
426
00:28:42,967 --> 00:28:45,481
Shut up!
427
00:28:45,527 --> 00:28:49,315
What about Sheila? You can't
fucking shag someone for money!
428
00:28:49,367 --> 00:28:51,483
That's scraping it, even by your standards.
429
00:28:51,527 --> 00:28:54,644
Hello? l need you to spring me!
430
00:28:54,687 --> 00:28:57,440
Look, l'll just, you know,
431
00:28:57,487 --> 00:29:01,719
feel her up a bit, get the motor
running and then, wham!
432
00:29:01,767 --> 00:29:03,678
''Kevus interruptus''!
433
00:29:05,887 --> 00:29:09,846
Oh, you owe me for this, Frank.
And we're talking big time.
434
00:29:20,207 --> 00:29:22,767
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
435
00:29:22,807 --> 00:29:24,877
Cassie!
436
00:29:24,927 --> 00:29:28,840
Why don't we take it nice and slowly?
437
00:29:28,887 --> 00:29:31,447
Sod that, l want you in me!
438
00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:38,085
l want you! Oh, l want you now!
439
00:29:38,127 --> 00:29:42,325
Now!
440
00:29:42,367 --> 00:29:44,278
Suck them!
441
00:29:46,327 --> 00:29:48,238
You want me to suck your tits?
442
00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:52,599
l want you to bite me! Treat me rough!
l want you to spit on me!
443
00:29:52,647 --> 00:29:55,161
Oh!
444
00:29:55,207 --> 00:29:58,119
- Cassie, l can't do this.
- You can!
445
00:29:58,167 --> 00:30:01,523
lt's not, l don't want to,
l would love to, l think...
446
00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:03,478
Playing hard to get, Frank?
447
00:30:03,527 --> 00:30:05,119
We'll see about that.
448
00:30:05,167 --> 00:30:07,806
No, no, wait!
449
00:30:08,847 --> 00:30:12,123
Oh!
450
00:30:12,167 --> 00:30:13,486
Oh!
451
00:30:13,527 --> 00:30:15,006
Oof!
452
00:30:17,607 --> 00:30:18,357
What the... !
453
00:30:18,407 --> 00:30:19,601
What are the chances of that?
454
00:30:19,647 --> 00:30:21,922
Come back here, you bastards!
455
00:30:21,967 --> 00:30:24,800
Two lads, druggies, l just seen them
running off towards the park.
456
00:30:24,847 --> 00:30:27,884
Right, l'm calling the police!
457
00:30:32,567 --> 00:30:34,285
A big help you were!
458
00:30:34,327 --> 00:30:35,840
You got out of it, didn't you?
459
00:30:35,887 --> 00:30:38,799
Fucking come here!
460
00:30:38,847 --> 00:30:40,519
She was all over you!
461
00:30:40,567 --> 00:30:43,684
You can't keep that out of other
people's business, can you?
462
00:30:43,727 --> 00:30:46,685
We had a plan until
you came along and fucked it up!
463
00:30:46,727 --> 00:30:49,924
Frank! She was sucking you off!
464
00:30:49,967 --> 00:30:52,197
l wouldn't say sucking.
465
00:30:52,247 --> 00:30:55,159
- D'you know your problem, Frank?
- What?
466
00:30:55,207 --> 00:30:59,485
You never think about anyone but
yourself! Never take responsibility!
467
00:30:59,527 --> 00:31:02,758
- You're like a pathetic little kid!
- Takes one to know one!
468
00:31:03,767 --> 00:31:07,442
Touch her again and l'll ruin your life.
469
00:31:07,487 --> 00:31:08,283
Yeah.
470
00:31:08,327 --> 00:31:10,966
Oh, l mean it, Frank. Me mum,
471
00:31:11,007 --> 00:31:15,205
the house, the kids...
472
00:31:15,247 --> 00:31:17,966
you'll lose the lot!
473
00:31:33,287 --> 00:31:35,642
What's up with you?
474
00:31:37,887 --> 00:31:40,082
lt's the twins.
475
00:31:40,127 --> 00:31:42,083
The twins.
476
00:31:42,127 --> 00:31:46,040
What? What's wrong with them?
477
00:31:46,087 --> 00:31:47,645
Here we go.
478
00:31:47,687 --> 00:31:50,076
Christ, they're evil! They're evil!
479
00:31:50,127 --> 00:31:55,804
SQUEALlNG AND SCREAMlNG
480
00:32:08,367 --> 00:32:12,201
Don't touch me. Don't touch me, please!
481
00:32:20,847 --> 00:32:23,156
Who'd have kids?
482
00:32:48,927 --> 00:32:52,397
Hey. Should have woken me.
483
00:32:54,447 --> 00:32:57,200
You OK?
484
00:32:58,247 --> 00:33:03,241
l've got to get the kids ready for school
and then off to work, so...
485
00:33:03,287 --> 00:33:07,917
Should l use the door, or should l
disappear in a puff of smoke?
486
00:33:13,327 --> 00:33:16,717
Here's your dinner money.
That's for your trip.
487
00:33:19,127 --> 00:33:21,482
All right? ls your lan in?
488
00:33:23,247 --> 00:33:25,807
Engagement party tomorrow night.
489
00:33:25,847 --> 00:33:28,407
Mum thinks everyone should meet.
490
00:33:28,447 --> 00:33:31,439
See you later, sweetheart.
491
00:33:34,487 --> 00:33:36,045
l've asked her to marry me.
492
00:33:37,767 --> 00:33:40,486
Does that mean we'll be related?
493
00:33:42,047 --> 00:33:43,765
Speak for yourself.
494
00:33:44,807 --> 00:33:47,367
Oi! Are you right in the head?
495
00:33:49,727 --> 00:33:51,365
l had no option.
496
00:33:51,407 --> 00:33:55,241
What are you on about?
You can't marry, you're fucking gay!
497
00:33:56,607 --> 00:34:00,759
Went round to talk to her parents.
l were going to tell them the truth.
498
00:34:00,807 --> 00:34:04,117
About everything.
But the words wouldn't come out.
499
00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:07,876
They thought l were nervous
so they started talking for me.
500
00:34:07,927 --> 00:34:12,364
Before l knew, l were getting engaged!
They've given us a bleeding ring!
501
00:34:13,407 --> 00:34:15,557
You can't do it, lan.
502
00:34:18,127 --> 00:34:20,800
l've no fucking choice!
503
00:34:40,247 --> 00:34:41,919
What do you want?
504
00:34:41,967 --> 00:34:45,039
Engagement party? Why are you doing this?
505
00:34:45,087 --> 00:34:46,406
He's a better man than you.
506
00:34:46,447 --> 00:34:50,156
You're going to let him marry you?
Mandy, what do you want?
507
00:34:50,207 --> 00:34:52,163
Lip, nothing l want to hear.
508
00:34:52,207 --> 00:34:54,641
What d'you mean?! lt's my baby!
509
00:34:56,687 --> 00:34:58,882
lan's brother -
510
00:34:58,927 --> 00:35:01,521
offering his congratulations.
511
00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:07,643
Fuck!
512
00:35:08,687 --> 00:35:10,996
Fucking fuck!
513
00:35:12,887 --> 00:35:14,525
CAR HORN HONKS
514
00:35:20,087 --> 00:35:22,317
Jesus, it's like meet the mob.
515
00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:28,402
Pleased to meet ya. l'm Mimi. >
516
00:35:28,447 --> 00:35:30,085
This is Patrick.
517
00:35:30,127 --> 00:35:32,163
Fiona. Me dad, Frank.
518
00:35:32,207 --> 00:35:33,322
We've met.
519
00:35:33,367 --> 00:35:36,882
Yeah, happy occasion, eh?
Two families joined by love.
520
00:35:36,927 --> 00:35:38,280
You can't go through with this.
521
00:35:38,327 --> 00:35:43,685
lt's like Romeo and Juliet
'cept without the suicides.
522
00:35:43,727 --> 00:35:46,082
That Shakespeare
was no comedy writer, was he?
523
00:35:46,127 --> 00:35:48,038
Let the celebrations commence.
524
00:35:48,087 --> 00:35:49,440
Yay!
525
00:35:49,487 --> 00:35:53,560
Come on.
ln the car. There's plenty of room.
526
00:35:53,607 --> 00:35:56,121
Room for a little'un?
527
00:35:56,167 --> 00:35:59,045
Yeah, if you don't mind the boot.
528
00:35:59,087 --> 00:36:01,681
Don't do this to yourself.
529
00:36:03,287 --> 00:36:05,755
l've changed my mind.
530
00:36:11,567 --> 00:36:14,035
MUSlC: l'm ln The Mood For Dancing
by The Nolans
531
00:36:20,167 --> 00:36:23,045
l'm in the mood for dancing
532
00:36:23,087 --> 00:36:25,476
Romancing
533
00:36:25,527 --> 00:36:32,558
Ooh, l'm giving it all tonight
l'm in the mood for chancing
534
00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:34,802
l feel like dancing
535
00:36:34,847 --> 00:36:37,919
Ooh, so come on and hold me tight
536
00:36:37,967 --> 00:36:40,606
Dancing, dancing
537
00:36:40,647 --> 00:36:45,926
l'm in the mood, babe
So let the music play
538
00:36:45,967 --> 00:36:51,803
Oooh, l'm dancing, dancing
l'm in the groove, babe...
539
00:36:51,847 --> 00:36:53,997
Come on, ladies. Let's have a dance.
540
00:36:54,047 --> 00:36:55,400
We're all right here, thanks.
541
00:36:55,447 --> 00:36:57,005
That wasn't a question.
542
00:36:57,047 --> 00:36:59,242
l'm in the mood for dancing
543
00:36:59,287 --> 00:37:01,721
Romancing
544
00:37:01,767 --> 00:37:04,486
You know l shan't ever stop tonight...
545
00:37:04,527 --> 00:37:09,681
l thought your family were bad but they're
like the Windsors compared to this lot.
546
00:37:09,727 --> 00:37:14,039
Well, this is what happens
when Willie don't wear a rain hat.
547
00:37:14,087 --> 00:37:16,317
Take me again
548
00:37:16,367 --> 00:37:20,838
And heaven,
who knows just where it will end?
549
00:37:20,887 --> 00:37:23,526
Everybody, can l have your attention, please?
550
00:37:23,567 --> 00:37:26,206
Pray silence
for the master of ceremonies.
551
00:37:26,247 --> 00:37:31,844
As the old saying goes,
we're not so much losing a daughter
552
00:37:31,887 --> 00:37:36,119
as gaining a son
and we want our Mandy to be happy.
553
00:37:36,167 --> 00:37:38,203
l know this young fella's
gonna make her happy.
554
00:37:38,247 --> 00:37:41,876
He better had,
cos if he doesn't, l'll kill him!
555
00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:43,963
LAUGHTER
556
00:37:44,007 --> 00:37:49,035
They've a young babby on the way
and l know he'll make a great father
557
00:37:49,087 --> 00:37:54,161
so l want you all
to raise your glasses for a toast,
558
00:37:54,207 --> 00:37:57,643
To Mandy and lan.
559
00:37:57,687 --> 00:38:00,884
(All) Mandy and lan!
560
00:38:03,007 --> 00:38:04,998
Call it off.
561
00:38:08,407 --> 00:38:10,398
CALL lT OFF!
562
00:38:11,647 --> 00:38:14,957
Call it off, the whole thing's a joke.
563
00:38:15,007 --> 00:38:17,202
Donny, get him out of here.
564
00:38:23,087 --> 00:38:24,918
The baby's mine.
565
00:38:27,287 --> 00:38:29,562
l'm sorry.
566
00:38:30,447 --> 00:38:33,086
l should have told you, lan.
567
00:38:37,247 --> 00:38:39,522
You bastard!
568
00:38:55,327 --> 00:38:57,795
Tell me you're lying.
569
00:39:03,047 --> 00:39:05,607
Tell me you're lying.
570
00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:10,326
Get your hands off him!
571
00:39:10,367 --> 00:39:12,642
Your baby brother, eh?
572
00:39:12,687 --> 00:39:15,440
Stop it, please. lt's my fault!
573
00:39:23,607 --> 00:39:27,964
Break it up, the lot of you!
l want you out of my pub, now!
574
00:39:29,047 --> 00:39:32,323
Oh, you don't scare me, love.
575
00:39:39,247 --> 00:39:43,126
Look at the state of him.
You're a bleedin' animal.
576
00:39:46,567 --> 00:39:48,558
l'm so sorry.
577
00:39:49,527 --> 00:39:52,246
l'm really sorry.
578
00:39:56,727 --> 00:40:01,642
(SCREAMS) They've got the baby!
They've got the baby!
579
00:40:01,687 --> 00:40:04,281
Fucking do something!
580
00:40:07,167 --> 00:40:09,158
SHE SCREAMS MANlACALLY
581
00:40:11,047 --> 00:40:14,483
You wanker! You're barred!
582
00:40:16,087 --> 00:40:17,998
Gallaghers.
583
00:40:18,847 --> 00:40:20,997
Nothing but scum.
584
00:40:22,407 --> 00:40:25,319
Stay the fuck away from this baby.
585
00:40:25,367 --> 00:40:28,803
lt's got nothing to do
with you cunts any more.
586
00:40:35,207 --> 00:40:35,878
Scum.
587
00:40:35,927 --> 00:40:38,760
Come on, everybody. Get a drink.
Don't waste all this drink.
588
00:40:38,807 --> 00:40:41,605
Come on, we're the fucking lrish!
589
00:40:47,487 --> 00:40:48,317
(Mr Maguire) Fuck all of youse!
590
00:40:48,367 --> 00:40:50,961
Welcome back.
591
00:41:08,607 --> 00:41:10,006
Thanks.
592
00:41:12,607 --> 00:41:14,518
Did they hurt you?
593
00:41:14,567 --> 00:41:17,525
Yeah, right.
594
00:41:17,567 --> 00:41:19,603
Felt like an effeminate chimp.
595
00:41:21,487 --> 00:41:24,923
l couldn't let you go through with it, lan.
596
00:41:25,967 --> 00:41:30,199
You were gonna chuck your life away
because of my mistake.
597
00:41:32,567 --> 00:41:34,797
You've made yourself the villain.
598
00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:38,079
They're gonna hate you for it.
599
00:41:38,127 --> 00:41:41,164
Yeah, well that's something
we'll just have to live with.
600
00:41:50,847 --> 00:41:52,963
Don't worry. l'm not staying.
601
00:41:53,007 --> 00:41:56,238
You should be ashamed of yourself.
602
00:42:32,727 --> 00:42:34,365
l need a favour.
603
00:42:36,887 --> 00:42:38,286
Don't hate Lip.
604
00:42:38,327 --> 00:42:42,081
You can't hate him
because l knew all along.
605
00:42:42,127 --> 00:42:44,436
About him and Mandy.
606
00:42:44,487 --> 00:42:47,320
And what about the baby?
607
00:42:47,367 --> 00:42:50,165
There was no way it could be mine.
608
00:42:50,207 --> 00:42:53,040
And yet you were gonna go along with it?
609
00:42:53,087 --> 00:42:55,681
The engagement, the wedding?
610
00:43:14,447 --> 00:43:17,166
Mandy were my cover.
We never even done it.
611
00:43:19,487 --> 00:43:21,364
Don't tell anyone.
612
00:43:21,407 --> 00:43:25,241
Please, Fiona. Don't tell anyone.
613
00:43:58,887 --> 00:44:02,800
Look, it wasn't you, OK?
l just can't get into all that again.
614
00:44:02,847 --> 00:44:04,075
All that?
615
00:44:09,367 --> 00:44:11,119
He broke your heart, yeah?
616
00:44:11,167 --> 00:44:13,522
You used to love him.
617
00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:15,717
That guy. ln the picture.
618
00:44:18,327 --> 00:44:20,079
l'm sorry.
619
00:44:22,927 --> 00:44:24,883
l was just lonely.
620
00:44:31,007 --> 00:44:33,202
l hardly even know you.
621
00:44:34,767 --> 00:44:36,837
Ain't that the point?
622
00:44:39,807 --> 00:44:42,640
l never imagined
l'd have a kid at this age.
623
00:44:42,687 --> 00:44:44,518
That's what all the fuck-ups do.
624
00:44:44,567 --> 00:44:48,003
Shag some bird and then piss off
and leave someone else to bring it up.
625
00:44:48,047 --> 00:44:50,720
CSA chasing 'em for money.
626
00:44:51,207 --> 00:44:53,084
Except now l am the fuck-up.
627
00:44:57,487 --> 00:45:00,399
She were a good jump, though.
628
00:45:00,447 --> 00:45:02,961
See you two have kissed and made up.
629
00:45:03,007 --> 00:45:05,157
Look who's found her marbles.
630
00:45:06,327 --> 00:45:09,842
The doctors said l should never
have come off of the Seroxin.
631
00:45:09,887 --> 00:45:13,163
Oh, what's the matter, baby?
632
00:45:13,207 --> 00:45:14,959
Were you missing your daddy?
633
00:45:15,007 --> 00:45:16,804
Oh.
634
00:45:16,847 --> 00:45:18,758
Give it him. Be good practice.
635
00:45:18,807 --> 00:45:21,924
Hey, who fancies a beer?
Courtesy of Sheila.
636
00:45:21,967 --> 00:45:26,404
They broke the mould after you, love.
Keep taking the tablets.
637
00:45:26,447 --> 00:45:29,245
Hello, Carol.
638
00:45:29,287 --> 00:45:31,243
Sheila!
639
00:45:31,287 --> 00:45:32,959
Sheila!
640
00:45:34,887 --> 00:45:39,039
A long time ago we used to be friends
641
00:45:39,087 --> 00:45:43,365
But l haven't thought of you lately at all
642
00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:47,605
lf ever again a greeting is sent...
643
00:45:47,647 --> 00:45:49,399
(Carl) 'Being a human's rubbish.
644
00:45:49,447 --> 00:45:52,041
'Especially in this house.
lf it comes to a toss up
645
00:45:52,087 --> 00:45:56,558
'between the people and dogs,
give me a wet nose every time.'
646
00:46:02,327 --> 00:46:03,476
You're not my dad.
647
00:46:03,527 --> 00:46:05,324
Of course l'm your fucking dad.
648
00:46:05,367 --> 00:46:09,280
Fiona had sexual intercourse
with Joey Dawson.
649
00:46:10,447 --> 00:46:11,277
Gary Bennett.
650
00:46:13,527 --> 00:46:14,642
Fucker.
651
00:46:14,687 --> 00:46:17,997
What d'you think, eh? Mr and Mrs Dawson.
652
00:46:20,287 --> 00:46:22,118
Argh!
653
00:47:03,007 --> 00:47:05,760
(All) One, two, three, cheeeeeese!
654
00:47:05,807 --> 00:47:07,638
Er, wrong family!
655
00:47:09,727 --> 00:47:13,242
So long, farewell,
auf wiedersehen, adieu!
656
00:47:13,287 --> 00:47:16,962
Adieu, adieu,
to you and you and you
657
00:47:24,447 --> 00:47:28,645
So long, farewell,
au revoir, auf wiedersehen
658
00:47:28,687 --> 00:47:31,599
l think l'd better lower the dose.
659
00:47:32,305 --> 00:47:38,297
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