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♪
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-Hey.
-Fuck you guys.
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♪
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I'm really gonna miss
that asshole.
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Yeah, me too.
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Grande means large.
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-Are you Latin?
-No.
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Then it's a large latte.
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I'd like to speak
to the manager.
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The manager is not here,
would you like to speak
to the owner?
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Yes, I would.
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Now you're just
being as asshole
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you know what, I think
you're gonna need to take
your caffeine needs elsewhere.
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- Dick head.
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The owner of this place
is a prick.
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Don't I know it.
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Thank you, Emily. So...
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-I really don't want to.
-Look, it's an extra 1200
a month plus utilities.
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Besides we're never gonna
find a place this sweet
for how much we're paying.
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I know, but do you really
want some freak moving in?
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We don't really
have a choice.
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And all are friends are broke,
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if we don't get a roomie,
Jen's gonna want to move in.
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Which will be fine, except
for the fact that she gonna
put a death grip on your dick.
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Sorry, it's gonna be like
two on one, before you know
she'd eventually get
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peanut allergy, and then
I'm gonna have to move out.
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Why would you
have to move out?
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Quit being Bob,
you gotta find a roommate.
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-Gonna place an ad.
-Okay, you're right.
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You're right, just one request
please, no dickheads.
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Welcome to trickle tree.
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♪
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We're not within 400 feet
of that school, are we?
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♪
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So you guys do the whole
dress alike thing?
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-Always have.
-Always have.
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You know it's just
for one room right?
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-We know.
-We know.
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So you guys do like,
bunk beds or something?
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-Or something.
-Or something.
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Is it cool if I grow,
in the soil back there?
It's pretty fresh.
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Wait, is that legal now,
to do that?
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Aaaaa...
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I'm a puppeteer.
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Ah cool, for like,
kids birthdays?
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No, more performance based,
my aesthetic isn't for kids.
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So like state fairs?
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I'm an erotic puppeteer.
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♪
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♪
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-Very cool place.
-Thank you.
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So Chloe, tell us
about yourself.
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I'm 28 years old, kind of...
In between jobs right now.
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I've been living in
Santa Monica, but I can't
really live there anymore.
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Basically I've just had
this really bad breakup
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and I'm trying to get
as far away from there
as possible.
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Wow that's probably the worst
pitch you've heard all day.
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No, actually we've heard
a lot of bad pitches today.
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Yeah.
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Chloe, tell us why you think
you'd be a good roommate?
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I think I'm a fun person.
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-I'm easy going.
-That's perfect, we're...
Easy going ourselves.
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Well, I...
I do have a question.
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Do you like to party?
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Party?
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That's a weird question, Bobby.
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No. I like to party,
i like to have a good time.
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I just want to make sure
you're cool with that.
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Do you mean like party-party
or... party-party?
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Uh... party-party.
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Like...
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Have some drinks, dance around
with some friends, have fun
kind of party?
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Or, do coke and fuck
kind of party?
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I didn't know there was
a definition for party.
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Usually when he asks me
to throw a party, it leans
toward the second one,
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-i meant the first one.
-He meant the first one.
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I'm fine with the first one.
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Real quick, Bob, can I just
see you in the other room?
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Are there other definitions
of party I'm not aware of?
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- Real quick.
-Yeah.
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Sorry.
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I think this is going
very well.
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You need to calm down, man,
you are all over the place.
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I'm cool as a cucumber,
you need to calm down.
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I think she's great,
she's very hot.
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I agree she's a very
pretty girl.
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I know, and she like to
party-party.
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Hey, I'm here about
the room for rent.
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No vacancies,
fuck off.
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Wow, sorry about that.
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So, when can you move in?
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Just don't say anything, okay.
Freddie gets all weird
about women.
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-I'm not gonna say a word,
quiet as a mouse.
-Thank you.
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So how hot
are we talking
about, dude?
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-Pretty hot.
-Here's the thing,
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she's gonna be our
new roommate
in a couple of days,
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she's not some circus freak
to be ogled.
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I would like to subtly
ogle her.
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Yeah, you're about subtle
as a date rapist, Fred.
I fold.
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-On you, bud.
-I mean, this is what
worries me,
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you don't know
anything about her.
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I mean girls are crazy,
especially the ones
i date.
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Like okay, a while ago
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I saw this girl
at the Metro station right...
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And she's eye fucking me hard.
Now, this happens a lot.
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So it's not like
I'm not used to it.
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Right, yeah, of course.
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But this one made
an impression, alright.
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So much that couple days
go by and I can't stop
thinking about her.
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So I go on missed connections
on Craig's list and...
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Mother fucker, if it's
not a post that night
from this chick.
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-No shit.
-No.
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-Get the fuck out of here.
-No.
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Seriously, she described
everything. What I was wearing,
where we were.
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The whole kit and caboodle.
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Now, I'm feeling frisky so...
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I e-mailed her,
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-right.
-And she responds
and then we meet up.
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This sounds like a penthouse
forum letter.
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Yeah, well hold your horses,
kimosabi.
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We had drinks,
that went well.
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And then she invited me
to her place.
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Here's where the story
gets kinda weird.
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Yeah, cause it wasn't
weird before so--
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she was the dominatrix.
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-Get the fuck out of here.
-What?
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- Yeah.
-Seriously?
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Yes man, she gets all
leathered up.
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You know she asked me,
if I'm down to party.
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-See, Bobby?
-So I'm like yeah,
yeah, yeah.
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-Cool, right? She gives me
a safe word.
-Oh, what was the safe word?
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Porcupine, lady boy...
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Fuck I didn't use it,
i don't remember, but
what I do remember is...
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She ties me up and then
she started blowing me.
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00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,977
-Oh yeah. Nice
-fuck.
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00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,279
-Yes.
-This sounds great.
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Yeah, then she kicks me
in the nuts.
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-Oow...
-What the fuck?
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-Why?
-Yeah man.
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And here's the weird shit,
it was awesome.
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I mean that's when
all this other crazy stuff
started happening.
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I'm talking about whips and wax
and she shoved a peeled banana
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-up my ass and it didn't even
break, I mean come on, man.
-Eww.
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This girl was genius.
I fell in love,
i moved her in.
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I introduced her to my parents
she got my dad hooked on
spanishfly
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and he had a mild heart attack
and I got herpes.
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Starting to see why you never
told us this story before.
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But the point is...
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♪
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You fuck crazy.
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You don't let crazy move in.
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I can't believe you picked
a girl roommate.
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What's the problem?
She's a nice lady.
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A nice lady?
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Yeah...
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Girls are cleaner than guys
and they make better roommates.
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Is she fat?
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-No.
-Does she have
a hair lip or something?
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00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:27,192
-No.
-So you went
with a hot chick.
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She's pleasant looking,
non offensive.
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You're full of shit.
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00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,403
What's the problem?
I'm not gonna bang her
or anything.
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Please don't say bang,
it makes me feel like
I'm dating a skateboarder.
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-I'm not gonna plow her,
how about that?
-Plow?
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Yes, it's so much better than
bang, if you're 11.
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-Is ray?
-Is ray what?
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Gonna plow/bang her?
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I should hope not,
that is very bad
roommate etiquette.
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00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,528
Right, of course it is.
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-Hi, ray.
-Hi.
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00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:26,051
Look, this is little
awkward, but...
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My boyfriend came home
unexpectedly and I was
hoping I could move in early.
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Yeah, no, that's totally fine.
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-When you thinking?
-Today, right now actually.
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Oh...
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You know, I can pay
the extra days pro rated.
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Don't be ridiculous,
it's totally fine.
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-Really?
-Yes, of course.
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Thank you.
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00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:58,850
Would you mind
helping me carry in my stuff?
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-Absolutely.
-Thanks.
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I wouldn't absolutely not...
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00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:05,957
What's with this
suit of armor?
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Ah that is so funny
you should ask,
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I'm actually a descendant
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from a nordic tribe
of knights and
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for the past 12 generations
that armor has been--
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he got it at a garage sale.
189
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I did, it's true. But I got
a really great deal on it.
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Oh, before I forget,
couple of house rules...
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No avocados, not allowed.
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00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:34,252
You've an allergy?
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00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:38,289
No no, they just really
freak me out.
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00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,091
Any other rules?
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-I'm good.
-Um... what about house guests?
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-You can have friends over,
it's fine.
-Like...
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00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:53,138
Sleepover guests?
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00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:59,043
Not that I'm in the market
for a while, but I just
want to know what to expect.
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Two single guys.
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He's not single.
201
00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:08,353
-You're not?
-No, Bobby's got a girlfriend.
202
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,955
Named Jennifer, she's adorable.
203
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,194
That's so cool,
i had no idea.
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00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:21,099
-I can't wait to meet her.
-Aah, I'm sure you're going to,
so very soon.
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00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:23,334
And you, ray?
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00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:26,805
Yeah, I'm single.
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00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:30,341
I mean, I have house guests,
i mean sleepover...
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Sleepover friends
from time to time.
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00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:37,348
Let's just keep it
to a respectful
moderation. Okay?
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This is fun.
Any other rules?
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You know, I think we're good
in the rules.
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00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:50,228
Now, Chloe, I couldn't help
but notice that you have
no furniture.
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I know... I need to go buy
a bed and stuff tomorrow.
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00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:58,603
Well, obviously you're
gonna need
somewhere to sleep.
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Yeah I was thinking
i could crash in the couch,
if that's cool with you guys.
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00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:08,947
-Yeah.
-No, this couch is so hard,
it will throw your back out.
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00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:12,984
Why don't you just
crash in my room and
i will bunk up with ray.
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00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,485
-Really?
-Really?
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Of course, it's for one night.
220
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:21,192
Yeah I mean, no.
That's... just... guys,
sleeping in the bed. Two men.
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-Thank you so much.
-You're welcome.
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00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,263
This guy huh...
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00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:29,267
I think it's gonna be
really fun, living
with you guys.
224
00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:32,904
Why don't I get
another bottle...
225
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,940
You know what,
I've something that
we can really celebrate with.
226
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:36,841
-Really?
-Yeah.
227
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,409
-What's that?
-Absinthe.
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♪
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-What you thinking about?
-What?
230
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:05,904
What you thinking about?
231
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:09,440
Are you seriously trying
to have pillow talk with me
right now?
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She's in the shower.
233
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:15,013
-I know, I can hear.
-All lathered up.
234
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:18,049
Can you please not get
worked up, when you're
sleeping right next me.
235
00:15:19,985 --> 00:15:21,552
Don't tell me
you're not into her.
236
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:24,923
She's a very
pretty, nice lady.
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00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:27,992
She's fucking hot.
You totally want
to bang her.
238
00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:31,396
The point isn't whether
or not I would bang her,
239
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:35,233
the point is I'm not
gonna try to bang her. Okay?
240
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:38,770
♪
241
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:42,340
-Is a hand job
considered cheating?
-Yes, absolutely.
242
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:50,548
♪
243
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:55,787
♪
244
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,855
She's done.
245
00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:00,325
-Thank god.
-I'm gonna get
a glass of water.
246
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,560
-Do not do that.
-Too late.
247
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:13,705
♪
248
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:16,674
Oh... hi.
249
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:20,411
I'm sorry, I was gonna
get a glass of water.
250
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:24,148
Oh that's okay. You were
gonna see it eventually
251
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:29,487
ha! Yup.
There it was.
252
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,156
-Good night, Bobby.
-Good night.
253
00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:46,237
See, water.
254
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:49,040
You're an embarrassment.
255
00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:01,185
-She was naked.
-What?
256
00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:06,524
- Naked.
-Jesus.
257
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:10,428
-It was good.
-Did she freak out?
258
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,130
No, she was totally cool.
259
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,533
It was like,
she was in to it.
260
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,201
Maybe she's an exhibitionist.
261
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:22,340
This whole roommate thing
was a great idea, good job.
262
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:25,076
I gonna totally
have to bone her down.
263
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:28,279
-That's against house rules.
-We didn't make that rule.
264
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:33,885
Avocados, yes.
Respectful moderation, yes.
Having sex with her, all good.
265
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,087
I'm sure Jen would agree.
266
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:42,860
Dick.
267
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:49,167
You snore.
268
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:55,039
-Barely.
-Like a chainsaw.
269
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,308
Bobby?
270
00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:00,812
Hey...
271
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:03,648
-Hey, babe.
-Hey, Jen.
272
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,951
-Hi, what you doing here?
-Is she here?
273
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:10,788
Oh, no, she's probably still
sleeping in Bobby's bed.
274
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,523
I'm sorry, you fucking
kidding me?
275
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,792
No, no, she doesn't have a bed.
276
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,829
-Who doesn't have
a fucking bed?
-I slept in Ray's room, relax.
277
00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:19,430
-It's totally fine.
-Sounds fine.
278
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:23,134
- Morning.
- -Hi...
279
00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:27,405
Hi, you must be
Bobby's girlfriend.
280
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:28,406
-Jennifer.
-Jennifer.
281
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:32,043
Yep, this is my girlfriend Jen,
this is Chloe.
282
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:35,246
-Nice to meet you.
-Hi, nice to meet you, too.
283
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:38,116
Your boyfriend is really
a gallant gentleman.
284
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:41,853
He let me sleep in his bed
last night, so I wouldn't
have to sleep on the couch.
285
00:18:41,855 --> 00:18:45,656
Bobby did that?
He was gallant?
286
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,358
-Surprising huh?
-Mmm.
287
00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:53,531
Anyway I don't want to
take advantage of you
so...
288
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:58,736
I'm gonna buy a bed
and a dresser and maybe
the market. No avocados.
289
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,271
House rules.
290
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,573
-Nice meeting you.
-You too, bye.
291
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:04,976
Have a good time.
292
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,848
-What?
-I've got my eye on you.
293
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,850
Keep your eye on him,
I'm the gallant one.
294
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:16,420
-Gallant one.
-Bye, I love you.
295
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:24,228
Does she smell your intentions
the way a dog smells fear?
296
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,464
Mm-hmm.
297
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:37,375
♪
298
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:44,215
♪
299
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,617
Can't tell if you're working
hard, or hardly working.
300
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:50,488
Apparently people like
what I have to say.
I'm somewhat of a...
301
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,523
Celebrity in parts
of south east Asia.
302
00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:56,227
It's not really
a job, is it?
303
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,196
Knock wood.
304
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:00,932
Okay, well,
you seem involved.
305
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,366
No, what's up?
306
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,036
Nothing, you're busy.
307
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:08,439
I'm not... that busy.
308
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,908
Well, I was thinking
about getting a coffee.
309
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,444
-Bobby's place?
-Or not.
310
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,215
You like to live dangerously.
311
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:21,552
I've never had
a best friend
like you guys.
312
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:27,925
No. Not even like, when you
were a kid, elementary school,
anything like that?
313
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:31,262
-Military brat.
Moved around a lot.
-Ah.
314
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:34,899
-Should we uh...
-Yes, thank you.
315
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:38,836
So how about your parents,
where are they?
316
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:43,374
Um...
Louisiana, not really sure.
317
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,576
-Mmm.
-I haven't
talked to them in years.
318
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,311
-Sorry.
-It's okay.
319
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:50,414
So, what next?
What happened next?
320
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:55,686
-What, you want my
life story now?
-I bored you with mine, so...
321
00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:01,158
Well, bounced around a lot.
322
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:05,930
Didn't really meld
with the military lifestyle.
323
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:11,869
So when I was old enough,
i just backpacked around
the world.
324
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:16,107
That's kind of the
upside of living
that kind of lifestyle,
325
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:18,476
you just know
someone everywhere.
326
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:25,082
Met a guy in Bali,
an American.
327
00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:29,654
Fell in love, moved to la...
328
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:34,358
Two good years,
two bad years...
Now I'm here.
329
00:21:35,193 --> 00:21:36,527
That's my story.
330
00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:39,797
-You got your wish?
-I've not.
331
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,633
-Make it count.
-I get a lot anxiety
when I do these things.
332
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:43,834
So hold on.
333
00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:49,073
-Hi.
-Hey, Bobby.
334
00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:52,109
-Hi, Bobby.
-You guys look so cozy.
335
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:53,611
Yeah, alright.
336
00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:56,681
-What the hell is that?
-What?
337
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:01,185
-What?
-The coffee cups.
338
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:03,587
The treasonous
coffee cups.
339
00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:06,190
We were on the other side
of the town, Bobby.
340
00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:08,759
I'm actually, I'm a little
disgusted right now.
341
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,494
It really wasn't very good.
342
00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:12,530
Mmm.
343
00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:22,573
I know what's going on here.
344
00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:25,576
-What do you think
is going on here?
-Shenanigans, that's what.
345
00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,545
There are no shenanigans
going on here, Bobby.
346
00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:30,781
I know shenanigans,
when I see shenanigans.
347
00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:35,186
You know what, it doesn't matter
okay. Because I run a small
struggling business,
348
00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:38,889
-and you are feeding dollars
into a corporate behemoth.
-Here it is, uh-huh.
349
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,325
I hope you can sleep tonight
through your guilty conscience.
350
00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:45,162
Cool, dude. Yeah, so it's about
the coffee isn't it?
That's why you're pissed.
351
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:46,897
-Fuck you, ray.
-Yeah, blow me.
352
00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:49,767
This coffee's delicious
by the way.
353
00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:52,937
Why do you care?
354
00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:58,275
Just put a sign that says,
"no fucking on this couch".
And then you're good to go.
355
00:22:58,277 --> 00:23:00,144
That's not even the problem.
356
00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:03,981
Oh. Is the problem
that you're a little jealous?
357
00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:09,053
-No.
-I'm just saying, if they like
each other, I'm glad.
358
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,422
This is just great,
i come over here
for a little support,
359
00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:13,691
and some physical caring
and I get this.
360
00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:17,328
Well you know what,
it's your loss.
I'm not staying here tonight.
361
00:23:17,330 --> 00:23:20,831
-Babe, where you going?
-I'm going out.
362
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:23,434
And then back to the pleasure
dome and then hopefully
363
00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:26,303
I can sleep, through all the
fucking and sucking.
364
00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:35,146
It's not that I'm an insecure
person or a jealous person,
365
00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:37,014
I just don't like
being excluded.
366
00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:40,885
Or deceived, I mean
if they're out there
getting random coffee,
367
00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:42,820
what the fuck else
are they doing?
368
00:23:43,989 --> 00:23:47,425
-Fucking.
-Yeah.
369
00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:53,063
Yeah, they probably are.
But I shouldn't care right?
370
00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:54,632
Probably not, no.
371
00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:59,403
Well, I don't.
I don't care.
372
00:23:59,405 --> 00:24:04,208
♪
373
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,510
It just really
pisses me off.
374
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:12,850
You're not very good
at this whole "shoulder
to cry on" thing, are you?
375
00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:17,288
-I tell you what,
I'll make you another drink...
-Ah talk to me.
376
00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:18,756
...if you shut the fuck up.
377
00:24:18,758 --> 00:24:21,859
♪
378
00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:22,927
Deal.
379
00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:31,202
Mother fuckers.
380
00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:38,742
♪
381
00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:41,545
Jesus! Fuck!
382
00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:43,714
Hi, sorry.
383
00:24:44,749 --> 00:24:46,317
Don't sneak up on me.
384
00:24:47,285 --> 00:24:49,820
-Are you okay?
-Yeah.
385
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:53,357
-I'm fine.
-You seemed really
upset earlier.
386
00:24:55,293 --> 00:24:59,263
Yeah, I'm just really sensitive
about the coffee thing.
387
00:25:00,732 --> 00:25:02,967
I don't think
it was about the coffee.
388
00:25:03,902 --> 00:25:04,835
Oh yeah?
389
00:25:06,371 --> 00:25:08,439
I see the way that
you look at me.
390
00:25:08,441 --> 00:25:12,009
♪
391
00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:17,848
Yeah, if you're talking
about the other night
in the hallway--
392
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,683
my point is that...
393
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,586
I like ray.
394
00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:26,423
And I like you.
395
00:25:28,326 --> 00:25:34,698
-What do you mean like?
-I mean, I want us
to be friends and roommates.
396
00:25:35,734 --> 00:25:36,834
Nothing more.
397
00:25:37,769 --> 00:25:42,072
Yeah, of course, me too.
398
00:25:47,345 --> 00:25:48,679
Good night.
399
00:25:56,688 --> 00:25:59,490
♪
400
00:25:59,492 --> 00:26:03,694
-So, how's three's company
working out?
-Mmm...
401
00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:07,998
It's weird,
she's a little weird but
she's hot, so I can deal.
402
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,468
I'm very offended
you're keeping her from us,
I'm dying to meet this chick.
403
00:26:11,470 --> 00:26:13,437
That's not intentional,
I'm just trying to figure out
404
00:26:13,439 --> 00:26:15,272
the boundaries
of our relationship.
405
00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:18,809
Like for instance,
she fully kissed me last night.
406
00:26:18,811 --> 00:26:21,545
What? Wait, did I miss
some hanky panky?
407
00:26:21,547 --> 00:26:25,115
-Yep, Bobby kissed Chloe
last night
-no no, she kissed me. Come on.
408
00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:27,418
-Where?
-In the kitchen.
409
00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:29,687
No I mean like,
on the mouth?
410
00:26:29,689 --> 00:26:33,223
-No on my taint,
yes on the mouth
-what you boys talking about?
411
00:26:33,225 --> 00:26:37,428
Well allegedly, Bobby and
Chloe had a little smooch
sesh last night.
412
00:26:39,364 --> 00:26:41,131
What happened, Bobby?
413
00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:45,869
I got home, we were talking.
I apologized for being
a douche, she was super cool
414
00:26:45,871 --> 00:26:50,808
and just said that she wanted
all of us to be friends...
And then she kissed me.
415
00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:54,311
-And then what?
-And then nothing.
416
00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:58,182
- Whoa, dude make something up
i wanna jerk off right here.
417
00:26:58,184 --> 00:27:01,251
-You kissed her.
-She kissed me.
418
00:27:01,253 --> 00:27:04,755
-Why would you do that?
-You're not listening to me.
She kissed me.
419
00:27:04,757 --> 00:27:06,590
You're hooking up
with her anyway
420
00:27:06,592 --> 00:27:11,929
-actually no we're not
hooking up. Thank you, Bobby.
-Oh.
421
00:27:11,931 --> 00:27:13,464
Dude, why you making this
awkward for me?
422
00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:15,933
Hmm, it would appear,
to the neutral party,
423
00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:18,769
that Chloe is playing
both sides of the sausage here.
424
00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:21,071
-Absolutely.
-You paint a very vivid picture.
425
00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:22,873
-Vivid.
-Thank you.
426
00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:26,076
You're being an asshole,
why are you so blase about
this whole thing?
427
00:27:26,078 --> 00:27:28,746
Because what's the big deal?
I didn't bang her
428
00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:34,418
or plow her or whatever.
It was a fairly innocuous
slightly lingering kiss.
429
00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:35,953
Bonering it.
430
00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:38,789
And I was telling
Smith here because
he usually has perspective.
431
00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:40,658
-That's true.
-You know what,
432
00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:42,526
you are fucking with me
and it's not funny.
433
00:27:42,528 --> 00:27:46,530
Okay I'm being serious now.
Look maybe she's just
a really kissy person.
434
00:27:46,532 --> 00:27:50,034
Maybe it was totally
innocent on her part.
435
00:27:50,036 --> 00:27:53,437
Didn't really feel that way,
I'm not trying to bum you out.
436
00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:57,808
You know what?
I'm leaving.
437
00:27:58,476 --> 00:28:01,178
-Aww...
-Really?
438
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:03,714
-Great, you fucked up.
-Yeah, thank you seriously.
439
00:28:03,716 --> 00:28:06,750
-You fucked up ray,
-you're breaking your friend's
tiny heart.
440
00:28:06,752 --> 00:28:08,485
It's not how you get into
heaven, bro.
441
00:28:10,655 --> 00:28:12,256
Think there's a very good
reason for all this
442
00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:14,725
I'm not gonna react
till I hear her side.
443
00:28:14,727 --> 00:28:18,295
Okay, okay, maybe we should
just drop the whole thing I...
444
00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:21,398
I don't wanna be a bad
friend here but this is
kind of a red flag.
445
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,001
We have to proceed with
caution you know, I mean...
446
00:28:24,003 --> 00:28:26,336
While I do like having her
around on many levels,
447
00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:28,906
-i don't want her
to come between--
-the fuck is that?
448
00:28:29,574 --> 00:28:32,476
Oh great,
just fucking great.
449
00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:40,150
Hey!
450
00:28:40,152 --> 00:28:44,455
♪
451
00:28:44,457 --> 00:28:46,156
Respectful moderation.
452
00:28:47,258 --> 00:28:50,861
Girls, this is Bobby
and this is ray.
453
00:28:52,163 --> 00:28:53,564
I just got back
from the gym.
454
00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:05,008
♪
455
00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:10,647
♪
456
00:29:10,649 --> 00:29:17,321
♪
457
00:29:17,323 --> 00:29:24,294
♪
458
00:29:25,063 --> 00:29:26,430
-Oh.
-Oh, I'm sorry--
459
00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:28,699
-that's okay.
-I didn't know if anybody
was in here.
460
00:29:28,701 --> 00:29:30,000
Do you want some of that?
461
00:29:30,002 --> 00:29:34,638
-No.
-No... oh you don't.
Who are you? Oh, my god.
462
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:38,642
I'm so sorry, I need
to take my shirt off
'cause it's so hot in here.
463
00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:41,044
-Can I take a sip of this?
-Yeah.
464
00:29:46,719 --> 00:29:49,887
Who are you anyways?
What is your name?
465
00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:55,425
- I'm Bobby.
- -Bobby?
466
00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:57,928
-That is so funny.
-Why is that so funny?
467
00:29:57,930 --> 00:30:00,931
-Get out, I need to
use the bathroom.
-Okay.
468
00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:02,766
Get out.
469
00:30:02,768 --> 00:30:06,603
♪
470
00:30:07,705 --> 00:30:10,607
♪
471
00:30:11,109 --> 00:30:12,176
Hi.
472
00:30:13,711 --> 00:30:14,678
Hey.
473
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:16,947
Can you get me a drink?
474
00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:19,550
♪
475
00:30:19,552 --> 00:30:23,053
Yeah, sure.
Yeah.
476
00:30:23,055 --> 00:30:28,458
♪
477
00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:34,898
♪
478
00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:40,037
♪
479
00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:43,273
-To us.
-To us.
480
00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:49,479
♪
481
00:30:49,481 --> 00:30:55,419
♪
482
00:31:11,837 --> 00:31:15,706
♪
483
00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:18,075
This is so far beyond cool.
484
00:31:18,077 --> 00:31:19,977
Oh, my god,
I'm so hammered right now.
485
00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:23,213
-You are so fucking
hammered right now.
-So are you.
486
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:25,582
-I'm fine.
-No you're fucking hammered
487
00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:28,018
I'm fucking... I'm great.
488
00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:30,254
-Hi.
-Hi.
489
00:31:30,788 --> 00:31:32,222
Hello.
490
00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:35,259
We like your friends.
491
00:31:35,261 --> 00:31:37,895
I'm gonna get in the hot tub
in the bath tub with
some of them.
492
00:31:38,429 --> 00:31:39,763
No, you're not.
493
00:31:41,432 --> 00:31:42,766
Yes, I am.
494
00:31:43,801 --> 00:31:46,336
You're gonna chicken out.
495
00:31:46,338 --> 00:31:52,042
-She just called you a chicken.
-I'm not a chicken.
You're a chicken.
496
00:31:52,044 --> 00:31:57,714
I'm just saying, you wouldn't
know what to do in a
situation like that.
497
00:31:58,316 --> 00:32:00,484
Don't insult me.
498
00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:03,720
I'm like a sexual
Swiss army knife.
499
00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:09,426
♪
500
00:32:10,061 --> 00:32:13,430
You, me, him.
501
00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:17,334
You would not know
what to do.
502
00:32:17,336 --> 00:32:21,905
I'm not saying we should.
I'm just saying you would
chicken out.
503
00:32:21,907 --> 00:32:25,309
I'll fucking do it
right now. You with me, ray?
504
00:32:25,311 --> 00:32:27,411
♪
505
00:32:27,413 --> 00:32:29,813
-Wait, what?
-I'm down.
506
00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:33,417
♪
507
00:32:39,391 --> 00:32:45,696
♪
508
00:32:51,704 --> 00:32:53,537
We're fucking doing this.
509
00:32:53,539 --> 00:32:58,508
Don't you touch me,
don't you fucking look at me.
Do you understand?
510
00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:01,011
Okay. We got this.
511
00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:14,091
♪
512
00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:18,161
Hmm... so...
513
00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:21,898
♪
514
00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:23,000
So.
515
00:33:23,002 --> 00:33:26,236
♪
516
00:33:26,238 --> 00:33:29,006
Uh, full disclosure.
517
00:33:31,042 --> 00:33:34,077
- I've never done this before.
518
00:33:34,079 --> 00:33:37,981
I have seen wild things,so I have a general idea.
519
00:33:39,050 --> 00:33:44,488
♪
520
00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:46,089
Holy shit.
521
00:33:46,091 --> 00:33:50,660
♪
522
00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:52,429
Should we get into bed?
523
00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:57,801
I think that's a great idea.
524
00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:13,483
♪
525
00:34:13,485 --> 00:34:14,951
Waiting on you, ray.
526
00:34:15,820 --> 00:34:18,455
There you go, alright.
527
00:34:18,689 --> 00:34:20,424
♪
528
00:34:24,129 --> 00:34:30,834
♪
529
00:34:32,905 --> 00:34:36,473
Guys, guys. This isn't
a laughing matter.
530
00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:38,608
Okay.
531
00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:43,947
-If we're doing this,
it's hardcore.
-Okay, sorry.
532
00:34:43,949 --> 00:34:45,315
That's okay.
533
00:34:45,516 --> 00:34:50,754
♪
534
00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:54,658
♪
535
00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:57,661
Time out, time out.
I'm sorry.
536
00:34:57,663 --> 00:35:00,597
I don't wanna be
vulgar here.
537
00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:08,205
But are we doing you
together or like, are we
taking turns...
538
00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:10,474
Lets just...
539
00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:14,811
-See what happens.
-I can do that.
540
00:35:14,813 --> 00:35:17,013
Don't get anything
on my hair.
541
00:35:17,682 --> 00:35:20,517
No. No.
542
00:35:25,756 --> 00:35:29,926
♪
543
00:35:46,644 --> 00:35:51,348
Don't take this personally
but that was a terrible,
terrible mistake.
544
00:35:53,751 --> 00:35:54,918
Yeah.
545
00:35:56,387 --> 00:36:00,490
It's just... think we all
need to be adults about this.
546
00:36:11,202 --> 00:36:13,436
I know.
547
00:36:13,438 --> 00:36:16,039
What the fuck
is wrong with you people?
548
00:36:16,641 --> 00:36:19,676
-Us?
-You specifically.
549
00:36:20,711 --> 00:36:22,112
-Me?
-Yeah.
550
00:36:22,114 --> 00:36:25,815
Look we all fucked up
here, okay?
551
00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:30,554
-Let's just leave it at that.
-I was coerced into
cheating on my girlfriend
552
00:36:30,556 --> 00:36:31,988
and you called me
a chicken.
553
00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:34,658
Leave that, at that.
554
00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:38,161
You weren't coerced
into anything.
555
00:36:38,163 --> 00:36:40,864
You were the one
leading the parade.
556
00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:43,099
You were too shit faced
to remember.
557
00:36:48,272 --> 00:36:50,307
-You spiked my drink.
-Fuck you.
558
00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:52,175
She didn't spike
our drink, Bobby.
559
00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:54,377
Maybe not yours,
but mine.
560
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:59,616
Don't be a baby, own up.
You wanted to fuck me,
we got drunk and we fucked.
561
00:36:59,618 --> 00:37:01,051
Don't blame me.
562
00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:06,489
It's your fault
and your fault.
563
00:37:07,925 --> 00:37:09,192
It's both of yours.
564
00:37:10,328 --> 00:37:11,294
Really?
565
00:37:11,862 --> 00:37:13,597
-Yeah.
-Really dude?
566
00:37:15,933 --> 00:37:21,204
-Fuck you.
-Oh yeah? Well fuck you.
567
00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:34,718
-You know what, it's fine.
I'm sure it's great.
-It's mud.
568
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,152
I don't serve mud.
569
00:37:36,154 --> 00:37:42,392
♪
570
00:37:42,394 --> 00:37:45,862
-Oh, Christ.
-Oh, Christ is right.
571
00:37:45,864 --> 00:37:51,735
Okay, babe, my phone died
and I had a really rough
night last night
572
00:37:51,737 --> 00:37:53,670
and I'm sorry.
573
00:37:53,672 --> 00:37:56,172
Okay well, I was actually
coming here to say sorry
574
00:37:56,174 --> 00:37:58,174
'cause I wasn't that nice
to you yesterday.
575
00:37:58,176 --> 00:38:01,544
You know what, fuck that.
I'm not sorry.
576
00:38:01,546 --> 00:38:04,147
You don't have to be sorry
about anything.
577
00:38:04,149 --> 00:38:07,851
Yeah that's what I also
said, I'm not sorry.
578
00:38:07,853 --> 00:38:10,186
Perfect, then we agree.
579
00:38:10,188 --> 00:38:12,956
Mmm yeah.
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
580
00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:17,160
Listen, like I said
my phone died okay and
581
00:38:17,162 --> 00:38:20,597
I've actually had a rough
couple of days, honestly
582
00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:25,201
what... you know what
i don't need is you to
pile on right now.
583
00:38:25,203 --> 00:38:29,172
I can pile on whenever I want,
because I'm the girlfriend
and that's that how it works.
584
00:38:29,174 --> 00:38:30,874
And you are acting weird.
585
00:38:30,876 --> 00:38:36,579
Listen, I'm sorry I missed
your texts or your phone calls
or whatever I...
586
00:38:36,581 --> 00:38:38,581
That's just the best
i can offer right now.
587
00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:42,285
You, ray and Chloe have
a really weird dynamic
going on right now.
588
00:38:44,088 --> 00:38:48,591
-No we don't.
-Yeah you do. And I'm being
left out of your threesome.
589
00:38:50,695 --> 00:38:52,362
We didn't have a threesome.
590
00:38:52,364 --> 00:38:55,865
Yeah, of course you didn't
have a threesome, like I think
you and ray fucked Chloe
591
00:38:55,867 --> 00:39:00,036
over a couch,
like two of you fucked her.
592
00:39:00,038 --> 00:39:02,605
Figuratively, babe,
of course that didn't happen.
593
00:39:02,607 --> 00:39:04,808
But here's the thing,
in order to fix
the whole thing,
594
00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:07,210
the four of us are going out
to dinner, Friday night.
595
00:39:07,212 --> 00:39:10,246
It's gonna be great. If you're
living with her I mean,
i have to be friends with her.
596
00:39:10,248 --> 00:39:13,216
Babe, you don't need to be
friends with her.
597
00:39:14,118 --> 00:39:16,386
I don't even like her
that much.
598
00:39:16,388 --> 00:39:18,521
In fact I fucking
hate her.
599
00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:22,492
I mean I wanna like her,
i just... so dinner, Friday
it's gonna be perfect.
600
00:39:22,494 --> 00:39:25,595
With you...
Anything is perfect.
601
00:39:25,597 --> 00:39:30,233
Okay. Oh, babe, stop acting
like a fucking asshole okay?
602
00:39:31,068 --> 00:39:32,435
Okay love you.
603
00:39:37,742 --> 00:39:43,513
♪
604
00:39:43,515 --> 00:39:47,584
♪
605
00:39:47,586 --> 00:39:48,752
You okay?
606
00:39:51,255 --> 00:39:55,992
I usually don't regret things
but this one's pushing it.
607
00:39:55,994 --> 00:39:58,294
- Oh yeah.
608
00:39:59,196 --> 00:40:03,533
The only thing
i regret
609
00:40:04,502 --> 00:40:07,170
is that
it wasn't just you and me.
610
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,175
That probably would've
made things a lot easier.
611
00:40:15,913 --> 00:40:17,914
Well, ray,
think about it.
612
00:40:19,650 --> 00:40:23,853
We live together, I just got
out of a serious relationship.
613
00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:27,323
We just had drunken orgy sex
with your
best friends
614
00:40:27,325 --> 00:40:29,426
and your other roommate.
615
00:40:31,328 --> 00:40:33,263
So we're off
to a great start.
616
00:40:37,701 --> 00:40:40,837
No, not the best start.
617
00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:45,675
I can't have a boyfriend
right now.
618
00:40:49,914 --> 00:40:55,618
I know what you're expecting
and... I can't do that
right now.
619
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:57,353
You have no idea...
620
00:40:58,689 --> 00:40:59,856
What I'm expecting.
621
00:41:02,259 --> 00:41:03,693
Unlike Bobby,
622
00:41:05,262 --> 00:41:07,964
I can deal with
the situation as an adult.
623
00:41:15,706 --> 00:41:17,941
I can't see that
this ends well.
624
00:41:19,677 --> 00:41:20,710
Let's just...
625
00:41:22,046 --> 00:41:26,649
Keep whatever
this is between us and...
626
00:41:28,886 --> 00:41:30,019
See what happens.
627
00:41:35,559 --> 00:41:38,294
--So then my mom says,
628
00:41:38,296 --> 00:41:40,230
"do you think Bobby
can tell that I don't like him"
629
00:41:40,232 --> 00:41:45,602
and I'm like, "stop saying
that, mom, you like Bobby."
She goes, "no I don't".
630
00:41:45,604 --> 00:41:48,872
- How can you not like Bobby.
- -I don't know.
631
00:41:49,206 --> 00:41:51,107
This is fun.
632
00:41:51,109 --> 00:41:53,843
I don't usually like Italian
food, but this is really good.
633
00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:56,279
Oh that's because, usually
Italian food's really heavy.
634
00:41:56,281 --> 00:41:58,214
-Oh is it?
-Yeah.
635
00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:04,487
-Oh...
-Are you guys dating?
636
00:42:07,024 --> 00:42:08,725
Mmm... no.
637
00:42:08,727 --> 00:42:12,428
You guys are up to something
and I can tell.
638
00:42:13,597 --> 00:42:16,199
Whatever it is,
you guys,
it'sreally cute.
639
00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:20,803
And if this were a double date,
i think we should do it again
really soon.
640
00:42:20,805 --> 00:42:24,641
We're not on a double date
but we should do this
again real soon.
641
00:42:24,643 --> 00:42:27,377
You're full of shit,
yes it was.
642
00:42:27,379 --> 00:42:30,113
Babe, they are not
dating. Okay?
643
00:42:30,115 --> 00:42:33,016
-I mean it's kind of like
a double date, right?
-Yeah.
644
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:41,858
-I gotta go.
-But...
645
00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:43,593
-Yes.
-We were having
a really good time--
646
00:42:43,595 --> 00:42:46,362
no. I know but I'm just
a little bit tired
647
00:42:46,364 --> 00:42:49,332
and to be honest,
just a touch nauseous.
648
00:42:49,334 --> 00:42:54,904
The gnocchi is a bit extreme
for my delicate constitution.
You know about that right?
649
00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:58,074
Mmm... the cure for fun.
650
00:42:58,976 --> 00:43:00,743
That's me...
651
00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:04,380
Well, thank you so much,
and there you go.
652
00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:09,085
-Wow.
-Bye, guys. Sorry
for whatever that was.
653
00:43:09,087 --> 00:43:10,086
Good night, Jen.
654
00:43:15,059 --> 00:43:16,993
Wanna tell me
what's going on?
655
00:43:16,995 --> 00:43:18,695
What you talking about?
656
00:43:18,697 --> 00:43:21,864
Don't play stupid with me.
With you and Chloe,
what's going on?
657
00:43:23,467 --> 00:43:26,502
She likes me.
I like her.
658
00:43:28,572 --> 00:43:30,506
So you guys are
in a relationship now?
659
00:43:33,911 --> 00:43:36,646
Guess you could say
we're dating. Sure.
660
00:43:36,648 --> 00:43:39,482
That's great.
That's just fucking great.
661
00:43:42,419 --> 00:43:43,953
Got a problem with
that, man?
662
00:43:46,357 --> 00:43:50,093
Of course I do,
i want her out of the house.
And now you're fucking her.
663
00:43:51,362 --> 00:43:52,996
I know why you want her
out of the house, man.
664
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,167
Because she knows things,
okay?
665
00:43:58,169 --> 00:44:01,771
And now she's got
one over on me and
i don't trust her.
666
00:44:01,773 --> 00:44:05,141
And you what?
The more I think about it,
this whole threesome thing
667
00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:08,277
was just the way for her to get
leverage over you and me
and it's fucking working.
668
00:44:08,279 --> 00:44:11,681
-You are spending way
too much time analyzing this.
-Am I?
669
00:44:13,751 --> 00:44:17,086
How is it a big deal man,
you can have a girlfriend
and I can't?
670
00:44:17,088 --> 00:44:21,824
Oh, wow.
So, so, she's your
girlfriend now?
671
00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:25,762
Maybe down the road,
i don't know.
672
00:44:29,566 --> 00:44:30,867
You sound pathetic.
673
00:44:34,638 --> 00:44:38,741
And guess what,
i fucked your girlfriend.
Deal with that.
674
00:44:38,743 --> 00:44:41,611
You get like this,
every time I date a girl
that's hotter than Jen.
675
00:44:42,146 --> 00:44:43,546
What the fuck?
676
00:44:44,081 --> 00:44:45,448
-Foul.
-Gimme the ball.
677
00:44:45,450 --> 00:44:46,949
-Foul.
-Gimme the ball.
678
00:44:46,951 --> 00:44:49,052
-Uh...
-Bobby!
679
00:44:49,054 --> 00:44:51,888
-Fuck.
-Hey, hey!
680
00:44:51,890 --> 00:44:53,589
Hey hey !
681
00:44:53,591 --> 00:44:55,825
-Gimme the ball.
-Goddammit, Bobby.
682
00:45:02,266 --> 00:45:05,501
I want her to stay,
and I want you to stay.
Stop being so petty.
683
00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:10,006
I'm not being petty.
I don't like her for
very good reason.
684
00:45:10,008 --> 00:45:12,775
-So we're together now,
so you gonna have to deal.
-Great.
685
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,245
Did you hear that?
686
00:45:20,485 --> 00:45:22,752
What the fuck
is going on here?
687
00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:25,888
I feel so fucking stupid.
688
00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:29,292
Oh you should.
689
00:45:29,294 --> 00:45:33,196
Are you trying to do this whole
compassionate friend thing?
Cause you really suck at it.
690
00:45:34,364 --> 00:45:36,432
I thought
i was doing okay.
691
00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:40,269
-Oh, here comes the she devil.
-Hi.
692
00:45:40,271 --> 00:45:44,040
If I'd known you guys
were gonna come home
so soon I would have--
693
00:45:44,042 --> 00:45:45,975
is that supposed to
make me feel better?
694
00:45:45,977 --> 00:45:48,344
If I thought
you'd secretly
fuck other dudes...
695
00:45:48,346 --> 00:45:53,349
I didn't secretly fuck anyone.
I didn't know that I had to be
explicit with you,
696
00:45:53,351 --> 00:45:57,687
that I wanted to see other
guys, I mean I thought I was
pretty strongly implying that
697
00:45:57,689 --> 00:45:59,555
yeah, well this isn't
gonna work.
698
00:45:59,557 --> 00:46:01,724
You and me,
it's not gonna work.
699
00:46:08,832 --> 00:46:09,899
I understand.
700
00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:13,202
Think you should move out.
701
00:46:18,842 --> 00:46:21,644
-Really?
Yeah, so does Bobby.
702
00:46:23,013 --> 00:46:24,180
Is that true?
703
00:46:31,688 --> 00:46:33,823
I'm not your girlfriend, right?
704
00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:39,929
I like you, I liked us.
705
00:46:39,931 --> 00:46:44,300
Not just in the last
couple of weeks, but
since I moved in.
706
00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:47,170
And I was really honest
with you about what
i wanted.
707
00:46:50,674 --> 00:46:52,875
But clearly you wanted
something different.
708
00:46:52,877 --> 00:46:56,212
And this reaction just
shows you weren't honest
with me.
709
00:46:56,214 --> 00:47:00,216
Okay, so somehow you fucking
other dudes is my fault.
710
00:47:02,119 --> 00:47:04,520
Okay house vote.
711
00:47:04,522 --> 00:47:06,722
All in favor
of Chloe leaving.
712
00:47:08,425 --> 00:47:10,259
It's democracy.
713
00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:13,896
It's not the ideal system
of government but
it's the best we've got.
714
00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,666
I'm not leaving.
715
00:47:17,935 --> 00:47:19,035
Deal with it.
716
00:47:21,738 --> 00:47:25,374
I can make your life
very uncomfortable.
717
00:47:28,312 --> 00:47:29,846
Is that a threat?
718
00:47:31,548 --> 00:47:33,049
That's a promise.
719
00:47:36,286 --> 00:47:37,386
I'm not going anywhere.
720
00:47:45,629 --> 00:47:50,633
Don't worry, I will give her
the Bobby treatment.
She'll be out in a week.
721
00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:02,011
Good morning.
722
00:48:12,956 --> 00:48:17,326
Guys, I've a bit
of an announcement to make.
723
00:48:17,328 --> 00:48:19,161
I'm turning over
a new leaf.
724
00:48:19,163 --> 00:48:22,365
Bob has decided to go
au naturel.
725
00:48:22,367 --> 00:48:25,568
I think you should tell
your friends, invite them over.
726
00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:28,237
Oh, am I making you
uncomfortable?
727
00:48:29,039 --> 00:48:31,841
You're making me
very uncomfortable.
728
00:48:39,016 --> 00:48:44,153
Ooh, eggs.
Ooh, so delicious.
729
00:48:58,036 --> 00:48:59,268
Thank you.
730
00:49:00,570 --> 00:49:02,171
What are we watching?
731
00:49:02,173 --> 00:49:07,310
Oh, I am just catching up
on a little porn.
It's pretty extreme.
732
00:49:08,211 --> 00:49:11,080
-So it seems.
-Yeah.
733
00:49:11,082 --> 00:49:14,617
You might wanna run along
'cause I'm probably...
734
00:49:14,619 --> 00:49:18,220
- I'm probably gonna
rub one out.
735
00:49:18,222 --> 00:49:19,322
Oh, I don't care.
736
00:49:24,495 --> 00:49:25,728
Huh?
737
00:49:26,897 --> 00:49:28,497
Go ahead, pull it out.
738
00:49:30,901 --> 00:49:32,802
You're gonna watch me
masturbate?
739
00:49:32,804 --> 00:49:34,670
-Mmm?
-No.
740
00:49:34,672 --> 00:49:36,005
Yeah, I don't care.
741
00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:40,543
I'm not really in the mood
anymore. Excuse me.
742
00:49:40,545 --> 00:49:46,115
♪
743
00:49:46,117 --> 00:49:48,718
♪
744
00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:50,152
Could you grab me
the milk?
745
00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:56,492
♪
746
00:49:56,494 --> 00:49:59,428
♪
747
00:49:59,430 --> 00:50:05,267
♪
748
00:50:13,544 --> 00:50:14,810
Here you go.
749
00:50:15,512 --> 00:50:17,046
I meant the almond milk.
750
00:50:22,619 --> 00:50:23,552
Right.
751
00:50:24,287 --> 00:50:30,192
♪
752
00:50:30,194 --> 00:50:32,061
Oh...
753
00:50:32,063 --> 00:50:35,331
-Hi.
-Get the fuck out,
I'm taking a shower.
754
00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:38,734
I had to take a shit
and Ray's using
the other bathroom.
755
00:50:38,736 --> 00:50:40,770
What the fuck is wrong
with you?
756
00:50:40,772 --> 00:50:44,540
I ate some really bad Sushi,
this is gonna be bad.
757
00:50:46,644 --> 00:50:49,011
-Oh, my god.
-Oh, my god.
758
00:50:57,187 --> 00:51:01,424
I really wanna eat her pizza,
but you know I can't...
759
00:51:04,027 --> 00:51:06,095
-'Cause the...
-Yeah.
760
00:51:06,097 --> 00:51:09,098
♪
761
00:51:09,833 --> 00:51:11,033
Can you move it?
762
00:51:11,035 --> 00:51:15,171
♪
763
00:51:15,173 --> 00:51:18,541
No, don't even fuck around
with that, put it down.
764
00:51:18,543 --> 00:51:20,376
-Mmm...
-Put it down.
765
00:51:23,780 --> 00:51:26,315
-Oh mushroom and olives.
-Looks delish.
766
00:51:26,317 --> 00:51:28,851
-Should we do this?
-Let's do it.
767
00:51:31,321 --> 00:51:32,955
That's disgusting.
768
00:51:33,490 --> 00:51:34,623
Fucking awful.
769
00:51:35,859 --> 00:51:39,061
-We're eating the whole
fucking thing.
-Fuck it.
770
00:51:44,334 --> 00:51:45,468
It's awful.
771
00:51:52,542 --> 00:51:54,143
Did you guys eat my pizza?
772
00:51:54,678 --> 00:51:56,512
Yep, all of it.
773
00:51:58,448 --> 00:52:01,117
All of it.
Both of you?
774
00:52:01,119 --> 00:52:03,419
Yeah it tasted like
it was made out of shit.
775
00:52:05,923 --> 00:52:09,458
Cool, have a nice trip.
776
00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:11,026
Bye.
777
00:52:11,294 --> 00:52:14,864
♪
778
00:52:16,534 --> 00:52:18,033
What did she mean by that?
779
00:52:18,035 --> 00:52:23,105
♪
780
00:52:23,107 --> 00:52:29,645
♪
781
00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:33,182
-Your eyes are all fucked up.
-Your eyes are all fucked up.
782
00:52:33,184 --> 00:52:36,552
♪
783
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:38,320
What?
784
00:52:38,322 --> 00:52:41,157
♪
785
00:52:41,825 --> 00:52:43,192
We're shrooming.
786
00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:47,530
-Never shroomed before.
-Me neither.
787
00:52:48,231 --> 00:52:53,869
♪
788
00:53:00,343 --> 00:53:05,114
♪
789
00:53:05,116 --> 00:53:08,951
-Do we need a guide?
-No, we'll guide each other.
790
00:53:18,828 --> 00:53:23,399
♪
791
00:53:25,435 --> 00:53:30,272
♪
792
00:53:31,808 --> 00:53:36,212
♪
793
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:42,351
♪
794
00:53:42,852 --> 00:53:45,754
♪
795
00:53:46,790 --> 00:53:53,629
♪
796
00:53:55,899 --> 00:53:59,735
♪
797
00:54:01,771 --> 00:54:07,476
♪
798
00:54:08,778 --> 00:54:14,450
♪
799
00:54:16,319 --> 00:54:20,756
♪
800
00:54:21,491 --> 00:54:27,563
♪
801
00:54:28,431 --> 00:54:33,769
♪
802
00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:40,209
♪
803
00:54:56,926 --> 00:54:58,160
Bitch.
804
00:54:58,495 --> 00:55:03,666
♪
805
00:55:04,734 --> 00:55:06,769
What exactly are we
looking for?
806
00:55:07,871 --> 00:55:09,138
Her dildo.
807
00:55:09,339 --> 00:55:15,110
♪
808
00:55:15,112 --> 00:55:16,712
What makes you so sure
she actually has any...
809
00:55:17,180 --> 00:55:19,815
Oh... here it is.
810
00:55:20,817 --> 00:55:21,850
Perfect.
811
00:55:24,220 --> 00:55:25,988
Whoa, what you doing?
812
00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:27,389
Habanero dildo.
813
00:55:28,124 --> 00:55:30,259
-Vibrator.
-Dildo.
814
00:55:30,261 --> 00:55:34,563
-That's a...
That's a vibrator.
-Help me out.
815
00:55:34,964 --> 00:55:37,700
♪
816
00:55:38,601 --> 00:55:39,735
Yeah, this is wrong.
817
00:55:40,870 --> 00:55:42,237
Don't be a pussy.
818
00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:46,442
♪
819
00:55:46,444 --> 00:55:47,843
Yeah, that's definitely wrong.
820
00:55:48,678 --> 00:55:55,351
♪
821
00:56:00,757 --> 00:56:08,430
♪
822
00:56:08,432 --> 00:56:10,799
-Yeah, so you're saying
you would--
-I'd punch you.
823
00:56:10,801 --> 00:56:13,268
-Punch me square
in the jaw?
-Yeah.
824
00:56:13,970 --> 00:56:15,404
- Why do I feel--
825
00:56:17,374 --> 00:56:20,409
well, hi, welcome home.
826
00:56:22,412 --> 00:56:25,013
-What did you do?
-Nothing.
827
00:56:25,015 --> 00:56:29,318
I'm just sitting here
with my buddy ray,
about to watch a little TV.
828
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:33,088
-Right, ray?
-Yeah no, we're about
to watch the big game.
829
00:56:33,090 --> 00:56:37,826
-You wanna join us?
-You're creeping me out.
I'm going to my room.
830
00:56:38,461 --> 00:56:39,661
Suit yourself.
831
00:56:43,768 --> 00:56:45,434
You're a horrible person.
832
00:56:45,436 --> 00:56:47,136
-We are awesome at this game.
-Thanks.
833
00:56:47,138 --> 00:56:48,470
-There you go.
-I got it.
834
00:56:48,472 --> 00:56:49,972
I was just throwing
with my hand.
835
00:56:49,974 --> 00:56:53,075
When my dad comes
out of water,
but he's a narwhal--
836
00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:54,376
I don't know,
what a narwhal is.
837
00:56:54,378 --> 00:56:56,879
It's like a... imagine like
a whale and a unicorn.
838
00:56:58,982 --> 00:57:00,416
Nope.
839
00:57:00,418 --> 00:57:03,118
-So you have, imagine
like baseball.
-Yeah.
840
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:04,586
-So you have the field.
-Yeah.
841
00:57:04,588 --> 00:57:06,121
-And then there's
the whole plate right?
-Yeah, yeah.
842
00:57:06,123 --> 00:57:07,689
That's the bean.
843
00:57:07,691 --> 00:57:09,525
-Are you... is this my dick
or a vagina?
-That's a vagina.
844
00:57:09,527 --> 00:57:10,926
I'm lost.
845
00:57:10,928 --> 00:57:13,762
Turns out, wasn't my sister.
846
00:57:16,633 --> 00:57:17,633
She wasn't anyone.
847
00:57:24,275 --> 00:57:27,209
Spicy dildo.
Who knew.
848
00:57:32,015 --> 00:57:33,215
Yeah.
849
00:57:33,217 --> 00:57:35,851
- Enjoy that.
850
00:57:51,634 --> 00:57:56,839
♪
851
00:57:57,707 --> 00:57:59,775
You motherfucker
852
00:57:59,777 --> 00:58:03,345
♪
853
00:58:05,882 --> 00:58:11,954
♪
854
00:58:17,660 --> 00:58:22,331
-Babe, look.
-Don't fucking touch me.
Don't.
855
00:58:24,834 --> 00:58:26,468
How can you do
this to me?
856
00:58:30,573 --> 00:58:31,874
I was roofied.
857
00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:45,621
You fucking told her?
858
00:58:46,322 --> 00:58:48,223
I told her the truth.
859
00:58:48,225 --> 00:58:52,094
He put hot sauce
on your dildo, this is a
little extreme don't you think?
860
00:58:52,096 --> 00:58:57,933
He went on to my laptop,
found something I made
and sent it to my dad.
861
00:59:02,772 --> 00:59:06,675
I assumed that was him,
unless it was you.
862
00:59:08,511 --> 00:59:09,478
No.
863
00:59:10,513 --> 00:59:11,613
Fuck.
864
00:59:12,882 --> 00:59:13,949
Yeah.
865
00:59:16,286 --> 00:59:17,986
So gloves are off.
866
00:59:18,855 --> 00:59:21,757
♪
867
00:59:24,028 --> 00:59:26,228
♪
868
00:59:26,230 --> 00:59:28,030
Oh, with fucking ray.
869
00:59:28,032 --> 00:59:31,567
♪
870
00:59:31,569 --> 00:59:34,937
I don't even know
how many levels
is that fucked up on.
871
00:59:36,739 --> 00:59:37,940
All of them.
872
00:59:37,942 --> 00:59:41,543
♪
873
00:59:41,545 --> 00:59:46,515
I don't know what happened,
i swear to you I was drugged.
874
00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:49,685
♪
875
00:59:50,687 --> 00:59:52,721
♪
876
00:59:53,623 --> 00:59:54,756
I fucked up.
877
00:59:54,991 --> 00:59:57,993
♪
878
00:59:57,995 --> 00:59:59,661
I fucked up real bad.
879
01:00:01,097 --> 01:00:02,464
I'm sorry.
880
01:00:02,699 --> 01:00:04,866
♪
881
01:00:05,234 --> 01:00:06,435
Hmm.
882
01:00:07,704 --> 01:00:08,804
You're sorry,
883
01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:12,541
you think sorry
can undo this?
884
01:00:12,842 --> 01:00:16,044
♪
885
01:00:16,279 --> 01:00:17,813
I know.
886
01:00:17,815 --> 01:00:20,916
♪
887
01:00:20,918 --> 01:00:22,084
It can't undo this.
888
01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:24,419
♪
889
01:00:24,421 --> 01:00:26,121
But we can fix this.
890
01:00:27,490 --> 01:00:30,792
I'll make it up to you.
I promise.
891
01:00:30,794 --> 01:00:35,163
♪
892
01:00:35,165 --> 01:00:36,565
I'll move in with you.
893
01:00:43,239 --> 01:00:45,007
Wow.
894
01:00:46,175 --> 01:00:50,078
♪
895
01:00:51,214 --> 01:00:53,982
♪
896
01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:58,587
♪
897
01:01:00,823 --> 01:01:04,059
♪
898
01:01:06,195 --> 01:01:10,065
♪
899
01:01:12,969 --> 01:01:16,972
♪
900
01:01:20,109 --> 01:01:23,912
♪
901
01:01:24,814 --> 01:01:27,816
♪
902
01:01:31,154 --> 01:01:36,758
♪
903
01:01:38,327 --> 01:01:41,229
I'll tell you what we do,
we get a bunch of
garbage bags,
904
01:01:41,231 --> 01:01:43,865
we throw her shit in them,
we throw her bags
out on the street,
905
01:01:43,867 --> 01:01:45,701
and then we toss her
out on her ass.
906
01:01:46,936 --> 01:01:49,805
Pretty sure that's assault
and battery.
907
01:01:49,807 --> 01:01:52,708
Is that a felony,
because I can live
with a misdemeanor.
908
01:01:54,610 --> 01:01:57,212
- Gotta come up
with a better idea.
909
01:02:02,852 --> 01:02:04,619
What you doing?
910
01:02:04,621 --> 01:02:06,088
I'm tracking Jen
on her phone.
911
01:02:06,090 --> 01:02:08,423
I installed the app,
i can track her every move.
912
01:02:08,425 --> 01:02:11,226
-That is definitely--
-where is she now?
913
01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:14,129
I'm sure she's driving
home from work
or something. Okay?
914
01:02:14,430 --> 01:02:16,198
Holy shit.
915
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:17,566
-She's at the bar--
-whoa...
916
01:02:17,568 --> 01:02:19,134
-She's at the fucking bar.
-No don't...
917
01:02:19,136 --> 01:02:21,203
Let's go. Come on.
918
01:02:22,038 --> 01:02:23,138
Dammit.
919
01:02:24,674 --> 01:02:27,909
♪
920
01:02:27,911 --> 01:02:30,479
-Bobby, Bobby--
-god fucking kidding me.
921
01:02:30,481 --> 01:02:31,947
Oh shit. Bob no...
922
01:02:31,949 --> 01:02:33,749
-No, no way.
-How long is it happening?
923
01:02:33,751 --> 01:02:36,952
♪
924
01:02:36,954 --> 01:02:39,154
What are you doing here,
with her?
925
01:02:39,156 --> 01:02:40,722
I'm just grabbing a drink.
926
01:02:41,090 --> 01:02:42,190
With a friend.
927
01:02:43,126 --> 01:02:44,593
-With a friend?
-Yeah.
928
01:02:44,595 --> 01:02:46,194
So you guys are friends now?
929
01:02:46,196 --> 01:02:49,264
Did you forget that
she seduced me and
him into that threesome?
930
01:02:50,633 --> 01:02:53,769
Wait, you guys banged her
at the same time?
931
01:02:53,771 --> 01:02:55,604
-Yeah.
-Oh that's awesome.
932
01:02:55,606 --> 01:02:57,539
Okay, well,
she told me the truth.
933
01:02:57,541 --> 01:03:01,543
Which only proves to me that,
you're the perverted bastard
i always thought you were--
934
01:03:01,545 --> 01:03:03,645
what kind of kinky shit
did you do to her?
935
01:03:03,647 --> 01:03:05,547
Can you shut up for
one minute, please?
936
01:03:05,549 --> 01:03:08,884
Yeah, she told me about
a whole lot of awful stuff
you guys did to her.
937
01:03:08,886 --> 01:03:10,886
Yeah seriously,
what you guys do?
938
01:03:10,888 --> 01:03:13,588
If you guys do one more
mean thing to her,
939
01:03:13,590 --> 01:03:15,457
I'm never gonna talk to you
ever again.
940
01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:18,460
You didn't tell me that
you guys were serious.
941
01:03:18,462 --> 01:03:20,996
Okay that's a lie,
she's fucking lying.
942
01:03:20,998 --> 01:03:23,999
Oh wow, if I was important
to you at all...
943
01:03:24,001 --> 01:03:26,501
-You are--
-...None of this would have
happened in the first place.
944
01:03:26,503 --> 01:03:28,670
-Yeah, that's true.
-Thank you.
945
01:03:30,606 --> 01:03:37,145
Okay, I was drunk or drugged
or temporarily insane
or something okay?
946
01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:39,848
Yeah, you just have to
come up with something
better than that.
947
01:03:39,850 --> 01:03:43,218
-Okay can you shut the
fuck up? Please?
-Woah, bro.
948
01:03:43,220 --> 01:03:46,988
-Don't talk to a girl like that.
-What the fuck are you
gonna do about it huh?
949
01:03:46,990 --> 01:03:50,058
You're right, he's got some
serious anger issues.
950
01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:54,262
I do not have fucking
anger issues okay?
You're a fucking bitch.
951
01:03:54,264 --> 01:03:56,598
-You might have crossed
your line mate.
-No no.
952
01:03:56,600 --> 01:04:01,036
You fucking bitch.
Oh, my god.
Okay, okay, okay.
953
01:04:02,371 --> 01:04:03,371
Oh...
954
01:04:04,473 --> 01:04:08,276
Uh... think I'm gonna
take off.
955
01:04:08,278 --> 01:04:11,079
♪
956
01:04:14,451 --> 01:04:16,818
Oh shit, Bobby.
957
01:04:16,820 --> 01:04:18,520
I'm so sorry, man,
i don't even know what to say.
958
01:04:18,522 --> 01:04:20,355
Are they trying to
fucking torture me.
959
01:04:20,357 --> 01:04:23,925
-Don't think they're trying--
-what the fuck do I do?
960
01:04:23,927 --> 01:04:26,895
You know what,
you don't do anything.
Jen's really upset right now,
961
01:04:26,897 --> 01:04:30,232
you just let her get over it.
People get over things right?
962
01:04:30,234 --> 01:04:32,934
You will figure out a way
to dig yourself out
of this hole.
963
01:04:32,936 --> 01:04:35,370
-Just gotta be cool.
-Right.
964
01:04:36,439 --> 01:04:38,840
You're right.
965
01:04:38,842 --> 01:04:42,777
Look I will help you
fix this, alright?
You just..
966
01:04:42,779 --> 01:04:44,479
You gotta promise me
one thing,
967
01:04:44,481 --> 01:04:47,749
if anything else happens
you just, let it roll
off your back.
968
01:04:48,618 --> 01:04:49,918
I could be cool.
969
01:04:51,387 --> 01:04:53,989
-Good, just be cool, man.
-Ice cold.
970
01:04:53,991 --> 01:04:56,424
Not cold.
971
01:04:56,426 --> 01:04:58,627
-You don't wanna do that.
-Ice water in my veins.
972
01:04:58,629 --> 01:05:03,265
Again I'm just thinking
cool just a blanket,
gonna go cool on this one.
973
01:05:03,267 --> 01:05:05,233
-Alright?
-Yeah?
974
01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:06,434
Good, give me your keys.
975
01:05:09,672 --> 01:05:12,874
-Okay.
-That was unnecessary, okay.
976
01:05:28,858 --> 01:05:30,158
Hi...
977
01:05:30,993 --> 01:05:32,560
Good evening.
978
01:05:32,562 --> 01:05:34,562
Um... where's Bobby?
979
01:05:34,564 --> 01:05:37,098
I put Bobby to sleep.
980
01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:40,702
That's good,
Bobby's still sleeping?
981
01:05:40,704 --> 01:05:43,038
Wow, what are you guys
doing here?
982
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:46,341
Oh, we're having a sleepover.
983
01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:51,313
That's a really bad idea.
984
01:05:51,315 --> 01:05:54,349
It's okay because, we're...
985
01:05:55,184 --> 01:05:57,385
Not really gonna be
doing much sleeping.
986
01:06:03,559 --> 01:06:07,929
-You cannot do this
to Bobby, Jen.
-I can do whatever I want dude.
987
01:06:07,931 --> 01:06:09,731
Why are you doing this?
988
01:06:09,733 --> 01:06:12,567
Because he did it to me,
and then we'll be even.
989
01:06:12,569 --> 01:06:15,637
Okay here's the thing
you're not gonna be even, Jen,
990
01:06:15,639 --> 01:06:17,339
you're gonna be further apart.
991
01:06:17,341 --> 01:06:19,374
Raymi, thank you.
992
01:06:19,376 --> 01:06:22,110
I've always really liked you,
you're a great guy. But
you didn't do anything
993
01:06:22,112 --> 01:06:24,746
to stop this.
You participated, remember?
994
01:06:25,848 --> 01:06:27,349
So fuck you, too.
995
01:06:34,056 --> 01:06:35,090
Shit.
996
01:06:53,276 --> 01:06:56,111
I think Chloe and Jennifer
are having sex.
997
01:06:56,113 --> 01:06:59,447
What? No way Bobby.
They're just watching a movie.
998
01:07:02,452 --> 01:07:03,785
Porno movie.
999
01:07:05,154 --> 01:07:06,554
In surround sound.
1000
01:07:06,556 --> 01:07:09,257
Chloe doesn't have
surround sound.
1001
01:07:09,259 --> 01:07:12,227
- Or a TV for that matter.
- -Oh wow.
1002
01:07:12,229 --> 01:07:13,595
You sure?
1003
01:07:13,597 --> 01:07:15,697
Yeah... I like that.
1004
01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:19,467
I know what both of them
sound like when they're
having sex.
1005
01:07:19,469 --> 01:07:21,102
And this is what
it sounds like.
1006
01:07:22,138 --> 01:07:24,205
- I don't know man--
1007
01:07:26,442 --> 01:07:28,243
it's okay.
1008
01:07:28,245 --> 01:07:31,746
I'm cool.
I'm playing it cool.
1009
01:07:31,748 --> 01:07:34,416
Great yeah, just be cool.
1010
01:07:38,588 --> 01:07:40,889
-Can I borrow your gun?
-No please.
1011
01:07:40,891 --> 01:07:44,125
-No.
-I need it just
for like two minutes.
1012
01:07:46,196 --> 01:07:47,896
- They--
1013
01:07:47,898 --> 01:07:49,464
they just finished.
1014
01:07:52,535 --> 01:07:53,935
Look, Bob, you just...
1015
01:07:54,937 --> 01:07:56,571
Just gotta
go to sleep okay?
1016
01:07:57,706 --> 01:07:59,374
You're gonna wake up
tomorrow and...
1017
01:08:00,810 --> 01:08:03,011
It's just gonna be just one...
1018
01:08:03,946 --> 01:08:07,882
Really, really horrible, just
1019
01:08:07,884 --> 01:08:10,285
terrifying dream that
you had. Okay?
1020
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:48,490
-Sounds like you two
had a wild night, huh?
-Be cool, Bobby.
1021
01:08:50,192 --> 01:08:52,026
I don't think it's
any of your business.
1022
01:08:53,997 --> 01:08:57,132
I'm just saying it was
a little loud, very vocal.
1023
01:08:57,399 --> 01:08:59,167
♪
1024
01:08:59,169 --> 01:09:02,537
You know ray here
thought it was porno.
1025
01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:05,740
And I was like, ray,
1026
01:09:05,742 --> 01:09:09,410
I think that Chloe
and Jennifer,
1027
01:09:09,412 --> 01:09:12,080
you know the one used to
be my girlfriend Jennifer,
1028
01:09:12,082 --> 01:09:15,250
are having loud lesbian
intercourse.
1029
01:09:15,252 --> 01:09:18,253
But he thought it was a movie
and surround sound. Right, ray?
1030
01:09:20,222 --> 01:09:23,224
It was very vigorous,
very raw.
1031
01:09:23,226 --> 01:09:28,429
You know I've never heard
two women pleasure each other
1032
01:09:28,431 --> 01:09:30,231
live in person before.
1033
01:09:30,233 --> 01:09:34,569
It definitely had
an impact on me.
It was profound.
1034
01:09:36,105 --> 01:09:39,707
It was the unbridled passion
of two women,
1035
01:09:39,709 --> 01:09:46,548
on a freight train
to a destination of a carnal
explosion of ecstasy.
1036
01:09:48,684 --> 01:09:52,587
Upon reflection,
it was savage.
1037
01:09:54,356 --> 01:09:55,456
Desperate.
1038
01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:59,494
Both selfish and selfless.
1039
01:10:00,429 --> 01:10:06,000
Yet beautiful
in it's shameless violence.
1040
01:10:06,468 --> 01:10:10,038
♪
1041
01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:12,106
So I'm gonna go...
1042
01:10:12,108 --> 01:10:15,877
Oh, you don't want any toast?
1043
01:10:15,879 --> 01:10:18,880
No toast for me today
actually, Bobby.
1044
01:10:18,882 --> 01:10:21,282
-No problem. Oh, Jen,
-yeah.
1045
01:10:22,084 --> 01:10:24,085
Have a great fucking day.
1046
01:10:32,995 --> 01:10:35,029
Thinking about it whole day,
1047
01:10:35,031 --> 01:10:37,966
-i think we gotta move out.
-Common sense.
1048
01:10:37,968 --> 01:10:43,838
-Such a stranger in these
strange times, you know man?
-No way, absolutely not.
1049
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:46,541
Maybe you can reconcile
with Jen?
1050
01:10:46,543 --> 01:10:48,876
Jen's a lesbian now.
1051
01:10:48,878 --> 01:10:51,546
-She's a lesbian now?
-Oh, that's right.
1052
01:10:51,548 --> 01:10:53,281
She fucked Chloe.
1053
01:10:53,283 --> 01:10:55,083
Wasn't she a lesbian
in college?
1054
01:10:55,085 --> 01:10:58,486
Um... I'm sorry,
what the fuck
did you jut say?
1055
01:10:58,488 --> 01:11:01,990
You cannot move out
of the house I can't...
You know what?
1056
01:11:01,992 --> 01:11:04,726
You're right actually,
move out. I'll move in.
1057
01:11:04,728 --> 01:11:07,328
Look, she's not a lesbian
okay. She had an encounter.
1058
01:11:07,330 --> 01:11:10,164
-We had an encounter,
we're not homosexuals.
-Whoo...
1059
01:11:10,166 --> 01:11:13,067
-What?
-No no, with Chloe.
The three of us.
1060
01:11:13,069 --> 01:11:14,669
-I'm getting an erection
right now.
-Wait,
1061
01:11:14,671 --> 01:11:16,904
I'm still trying to figure
out what the hell
is going on right now.
1062
01:11:16,906 --> 01:11:19,974
Smithy, pay attention okay.
Apparently there's some kinky
shit happening
1063
01:11:19,976 --> 01:11:23,378
and I would really like
an invitation. Cause I'm
down to do whatever.
1064
01:11:23,380 --> 01:11:28,750
Literally what the fuck- ever.
Clamps, plugs, fire.
1065
01:11:28,752 --> 01:11:31,786
Okay, look, I know to
an outsider, this seems
fucking awesome.
1066
01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:35,823
But in reality, on the inside
it's a fucking nightmare.
1067
01:11:35,825 --> 01:11:40,328
Just so you know, I will not
move out. I will not be
the one that leaves.
1068
01:11:40,330 --> 01:11:43,164
She's saying the
same thing, man.
1069
01:11:43,166 --> 01:11:46,367
Don't get any ideas,
you're in this with me.
1070
01:11:47,770 --> 01:11:50,638
♪
1071
01:11:53,642 --> 01:11:57,111
♪
1072
01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:02,250
♪
1073
01:12:03,686 --> 01:12:05,520
♪
1074
01:12:06,422 --> 01:12:07,522
What?
1075
01:12:08,257 --> 01:12:10,358
♪
1076
01:12:10,893 --> 01:12:11,959
Nothing.
1077
01:12:11,961 --> 01:12:13,828
♪
1078
01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:16,397
You have
very judgmental eyes.
1079
01:12:18,634 --> 01:12:21,703
♪
1080
01:12:22,971 --> 01:12:24,539
♪
1081
01:12:24,541 --> 01:12:27,775
A little bit past the
judgmental phase,
wouldn't you say?
1082
01:12:28,010 --> 01:12:30,812
♪
1083
01:12:30,814 --> 01:12:33,214
I don't understand
you sometimes.
1084
01:12:33,216 --> 01:12:34,849
I don't understand you
all the time.
1085
01:12:35,684 --> 01:12:39,654
♪
1086
01:12:39,656 --> 01:12:43,424
We could've had something, ray,
i don't know what
but something.
1087
01:12:43,892 --> 01:12:47,895
♪
1088
01:12:48,764 --> 01:12:50,331
Still could.
1089
01:12:50,333 --> 01:12:53,868
♪
1090
01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:57,538
How could you even
say that after everything
you've done.
1091
01:12:57,540 --> 01:12:59,640
After everything that
I've done?
1092
01:13:00,642 --> 01:13:03,010
What about everything
that you've done?
1093
01:13:03,012 --> 01:13:04,612
What about everything
that Bobby's done?
1094
01:13:04,847 --> 01:13:07,181
♪
1095
01:13:07,183 --> 01:13:10,284
I'm not pretending
to be a victim here.
1096
01:13:11,019 --> 01:13:12,820
I fight fire with fire.
1097
01:13:12,822 --> 01:13:15,757
♪
1098
01:13:15,759 --> 01:13:19,260
-You should've figured
that out by now.
-No I...
1099
01:13:19,262 --> 01:13:21,429
I definitely figured
that out by now.
1100
01:13:22,765 --> 01:13:24,232
You're enjoying this, Chloe.
1101
01:13:25,134 --> 01:13:27,101
No, I'm not.
1102
01:13:27,103 --> 01:13:31,939
-Yes, you are.
-What I would enjoy...
1103
01:13:31,941 --> 01:13:34,175
Is if you came back
to my room with me.
1104
01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:42,717
-Go to hell.
-You don't have to be
miserable, ray.
1105
01:13:42,719 --> 01:13:46,921
Bobby ruined it for himself.
That has nothing to do with us.
1106
01:13:48,023 --> 01:13:50,258
We don't have to go
down with the ship.
1107
01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:56,197
I can be yours and only yours.
If that's what you want.
1108
01:13:57,065 --> 01:14:00,568
♪
1109
01:14:01,703 --> 01:14:04,305
♪
1110
01:14:05,307 --> 01:14:07,341
I don't want that anymore.
1111
01:14:18,086 --> 01:14:19,554
Fine, fuck you.
1112
01:14:24,927 --> 01:14:26,961
Ray, this is Bobby.
1113
01:14:27,896 --> 01:14:29,864
I'm gonna go to a bar.
1114
01:14:29,866 --> 01:14:33,267
I'm gonna go to that
freak bar, the one I've always
been too scared to go into.
1115
01:14:33,269 --> 01:14:35,269
And I just wanted
to let you know
1116
01:14:35,271 --> 01:14:39,307
'cause I think you should
come out and meet me
and we should drink a lot.
1117
01:14:42,010 --> 01:14:43,311
Bye.
1118
01:14:49,952 --> 01:14:51,953
Can't believe I 've never
been here before.
1119
01:14:53,088 --> 01:14:54,489
Clearly a party.
1120
01:14:54,491 --> 01:14:56,691
♪
1121
01:14:56,693 --> 01:14:59,727
-I'm into some weird shit.
-Sure you are.
1122
01:14:59,729 --> 01:15:03,831
No, no, no, I know
i look normal but
i like to get down.
1123
01:15:04,299 --> 01:15:05,833
Multiple partners,
1124
01:15:08,804 --> 01:15:10,338
sex toys.
1125
01:15:10,340 --> 01:15:14,308
-Girl on girl shit.
-You ever cut yourself?
1126
01:15:15,177 --> 01:15:16,677
I got stitches once.
1127
01:15:18,313 --> 01:15:20,882
You mean on purpose, right?
1128
01:15:20,884 --> 01:15:24,051
Yeah, no, I've never
done that. Have you?
1129
01:15:24,653 --> 01:15:26,020
No.
1130
01:15:26,022 --> 01:15:28,890
♪
1131
01:15:28,892 --> 01:15:34,195
I just, I wanna get wild.
I wanna get dangerous,
you know what I mean?
1132
01:15:34,197 --> 01:15:37,398
- Not really.
- -Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.
1133
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:41,569
-Oh, Jesus!
-This is my friend raymi.
1134
01:15:41,571 --> 01:15:45,606
He's a freak too.
He likes to rub hot sauce
on dildos.
1135
01:15:46,241 --> 01:15:48,109
-That's fucked up.
-Yeah.
1136
01:15:48,111 --> 01:15:50,077
-That's fucked up okay?
-Bobby?
1137
01:15:51,613 --> 01:15:54,782
Ray and I here,
we like to party.
1138
01:15:54,784 --> 01:15:57,952
Have you ever been drilled
by two guys in a coffee shop?
1139
01:15:57,954 --> 01:16:00,821
-Okay, Bob.
-Wow.
1140
01:16:00,823 --> 01:16:03,858
That was a very different
reaction than I was expecting.
1141
01:16:06,094 --> 01:16:08,362
-Oh.
-That's about right.
1142
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:11,866
♪
1143
01:16:11,868 --> 01:16:15,536
-What you doing here,
besides salting my game?
-Let's get her out of the house.
1144
01:16:16,705 --> 01:16:18,372
-Yes.
-Yeah.
1145
01:16:18,374 --> 01:16:19,840
-Do you have a plan?
-No plan.
1146
01:16:19,842 --> 01:16:21,609
Let's just get her shit and
throw on the fucking street.
1147
01:16:21,611 --> 01:16:24,712
-Oh, that's an awesome
plan, let's do it.
-Alright.
1148
01:16:24,714 --> 01:16:27,882
- Nobody gets
between you and me.
-Nobody. Friends for life.
1149
01:16:27,884 --> 01:16:29,817
-For life.
-Since we were little kids.
1150
01:16:29,819 --> 01:16:33,487
Yes, little children. We we're
friends when we were little.
Little friends.
1151
01:16:33,489 --> 01:16:34,889
Get the fuck out of our house.
1152
01:16:34,891 --> 01:16:37,191
-Get the fuck out
-get out of our house.
1153
01:16:37,193 --> 01:16:38,793
-Now.
-Yes.
1154
01:16:38,795 --> 01:16:39,794
-Hold on.
-What?
1155
01:16:39,796 --> 01:16:41,395
-I'm gonna puke.
-Oh, Jesus, shit shit.
1156
01:16:41,397 --> 01:16:43,898
-Oh god.
-Hold on. Wait wait.
1157
01:16:43,900 --> 01:16:46,233
-Wait wait.
-You know what?
1158
01:16:46,235 --> 01:16:48,135
-False alarm. I'm all right.
-You good?
1159
01:16:52,107 --> 01:16:54,842
-Nope.
-Okay.
Here we go. Shit.
1160
01:16:56,845 --> 01:17:00,781
Okay, okay. Wait, wait.
What is the plan?
1161
01:17:00,783 --> 01:17:02,350
Again, Bobby,
we don't need a plan.
1162
01:17:02,352 --> 01:17:05,453
We're men, she's a woman.
We take her and throw
the fuck out.
1163
01:17:05,455 --> 01:17:08,155
Okay, so we're just
gonna carry her out.
1164
01:17:08,157 --> 01:17:09,590
-Chloe!
-Oh whoa whoa.
1165
01:17:09,592 --> 01:17:13,127
-Chloe! Chloe get the fuck
down here.
-Oh.
1166
01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:14,528
Okay.
1167
01:17:14,530 --> 01:17:18,265
What the fuck do you want?
1168
01:17:18,267 --> 01:17:20,067
Get the fuck out of our house.
1169
01:17:20,569 --> 01:17:23,070
This is my house, too.
1170
01:17:23,072 --> 01:17:27,274
Okay, Chloe, let's not
make this difficult,
than it already has been.
1171
01:17:27,276 --> 01:17:29,677
You need to leave tonight
or else...
1172
01:17:30,345 --> 01:17:33,514
-Or else what?
-Or else...
1173
01:17:34,416 --> 01:17:37,251
What the fuck are you
gonna do?
1174
01:17:37,253 --> 01:17:39,920
Okay, see this is why
we needed a plan.
1175
01:17:41,556 --> 01:17:44,825
I'm gonna throw your ass
on the street,
you fucking slut.
1176
01:17:58,940 --> 01:18:03,277
♪
1177
01:18:03,279 --> 01:18:04,812
The fuck are you doing?
1178
01:18:04,814 --> 01:18:07,348
♪
1179
01:18:07,350 --> 01:18:08,482
Fuck you.
1180
01:18:13,689 --> 01:18:17,858
♪
1181
01:18:22,932 --> 01:18:28,769
♪
1182
01:18:30,005 --> 01:18:31,072
No...
1183
01:18:31,707 --> 01:18:35,042
♪
1184
01:18:36,912 --> 01:18:41,849
♪
1185
01:18:42,718 --> 01:18:47,588
♪
1186
01:18:49,057 --> 01:18:54,495
♪
1187
01:18:55,997 --> 01:18:57,531
♪
1188
01:18:57,533 --> 01:18:58,833
What's wrong with you?
1189
01:19:06,374 --> 01:19:10,678
♪
1190
01:19:12,013 --> 01:19:16,117
♪
1191
01:19:18,386 --> 01:19:19,920
♪
1192
01:19:19,922 --> 01:19:20,921
Dammit.
1193
01:19:21,256 --> 01:19:24,458
♪
1194
01:19:24,460 --> 01:19:27,061
Stop it Chloe.
Chloe stop it.
1195
01:19:27,063 --> 01:19:29,797
Dammit, Chloe!
Stop!
1196
01:19:29,799 --> 01:19:31,532
Chloe, no.
1197
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:33,367
♪
1198
01:19:33,369 --> 01:19:34,835
Fuck.
1199
01:19:34,837 --> 01:19:37,772
♪
1200
01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:42,843
-Ray! What the fuck
are you doing?
-Stop.
1201
01:19:52,721 --> 01:19:53,721
Ugh...
1202
01:19:55,123 --> 01:19:59,026
Uh... you guys suck.
1203
01:19:59,028 --> 01:20:00,594
What the fuck?
1204
01:20:13,809 --> 01:20:18,279
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Shit.
1205
01:20:20,649 --> 01:20:24,685
-What the fuck?
Who the fuck was that?
-Steve.
1206
01:20:25,353 --> 01:20:27,021
Who the fuck is Steve?
1207
01:20:27,989 --> 01:20:29,290
My ex-boyfriend.
1208
01:20:29,292 --> 01:20:31,559
He's dead Bob.
1209
01:20:31,561 --> 01:20:34,695
-Are you sure?
-Yeah, you're not a doctor.
1210
01:20:34,697 --> 01:20:38,299
He has a knife in his
fucking chest. He is dead.
1211
01:20:39,201 --> 01:20:41,202
Shit.
1212
01:20:42,437 --> 01:20:43,571
Wait, wa--
1213
01:20:43,573 --> 01:20:46,774
this was an accident, okay?
1214
01:20:47,709 --> 01:20:49,710
We just need to call 911.
1215
01:20:50,445 --> 01:20:52,112
Don't touch anything.
1216
01:20:55,283 --> 01:20:56,784
We need to think.
1217
01:21:08,663 --> 01:21:10,364
Does anybody know he's here?
1218
01:21:13,735 --> 01:21:16,503
Safe to assume
that he didn't tell anyone.
1219
01:21:16,505 --> 01:21:18,138
Guys, we have to get rid
of the body.
1220
01:21:21,776 --> 01:21:25,246
This is crazy, Bobby,
we can't do that.
1221
01:21:25,248 --> 01:21:28,182
Or we'll all go to jail,
we've no other options.
1222
01:21:32,220 --> 01:21:34,788
We can drive to the forest
in about an hour and a half.
1223
01:21:36,124 --> 01:21:39,860
Why was that motherfucker
in my house?
1224
01:21:39,862 --> 01:21:43,764
-Why don't you go ask him?
-Guys, Jesus Christ.
1225
01:21:44,866 --> 01:21:48,636
If we're gonna do this
we have to act fast. Okay?
1226
01:21:48,638 --> 01:21:52,473
We gotta get trash bags,
and wrap up the body.
1227
01:21:52,475 --> 01:21:54,008
Can't do that, man.
1228
01:21:56,111 --> 01:21:57,177
I'll do it.
1229
01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:06,120
You guys clean yourselves up,
put your clothes in a bag.
We'll burn them.
1230
01:23:00,308 --> 01:23:02,509
Ready? One, two.
1231
01:23:29,471 --> 01:23:30,838
Looks good.
1232
01:23:35,744 --> 01:23:37,811
Sun'll be up soon,
we should go.
1233
01:23:45,153 --> 01:23:47,154
Should probably say
something, Bobby.
1234
01:23:48,423 --> 01:23:51,425
-What, like a prayer?
-Sure.
1235
01:23:54,796 --> 01:23:58,265
Fuck. Okay...
1236
01:24:02,170 --> 01:24:03,237
Dear god,
1237
01:24:05,440 --> 01:24:07,941
please don't send us
to hell for what we've done.
1238
01:24:10,678 --> 01:24:12,179
We're good people.
1239
01:24:13,281 --> 01:24:14,415
Who made a mistake.
1240
01:24:17,685 --> 01:24:20,254
And we know, thou shall
not murder.
1241
01:24:22,957 --> 01:24:24,058
And...
1242
01:24:25,827 --> 01:24:30,064
We will be good in thine eyes.
Whether more.
1243
01:24:31,032 --> 01:24:33,233
And may the apostles sing...
1244
01:24:35,637 --> 01:24:41,341
Um so... please deliver...
1245
01:24:48,283 --> 01:24:49,316
Steve?
1246
01:24:51,586 --> 01:24:53,153
Right. Steve.
1247
01:24:55,090 --> 01:24:57,424
Please deliver Steve
from evil.
1248
01:24:59,327 --> 01:25:01,628
-Amen.
-Amen.
1249
01:25:41,636 --> 01:25:44,905
♪
1250
01:25:56,551 --> 01:25:58,585
-Hey.
-Hey.
1251
01:26:02,790 --> 01:26:04,324
Just wish that...
1252
01:26:05,393 --> 01:26:08,128
♪
1253
01:26:23,578 --> 01:26:25,012
Me too.
1254
01:26:31,186 --> 01:26:34,021
♪
1255
01:26:41,796 --> 01:26:43,263
So I guess this is it.
1256
01:26:47,302 --> 01:26:48,335
Yep.
1257
01:26:54,142 --> 01:26:55,742
-I couldn't take it.
-Bobby.
1258
01:26:55,744 --> 01:26:58,712
I couldn't take the guilt.
We gotta pay our
debt to society.
1259
01:26:58,714 --> 01:27:00,647
You called the cops on us?
1260
01:27:00,649 --> 01:27:03,217
I told it on all of us,
I'm sorry.
1261
01:27:03,219 --> 01:27:08,055
♪
1262
01:27:22,503 --> 01:27:27,541
♪
1263
01:27:52,867 --> 01:27:57,738
♪
1264
01:28:26,334 --> 01:28:29,069
Babe, you can't keep
coming here every few days.
1265
01:28:29,071 --> 01:28:34,041
But I've never been
so hot for you, since
you became a criminal.
1266
01:28:34,043 --> 01:28:36,977
Are you okay?
Are they treating you okay?
1267
01:28:36,979 --> 01:28:39,813
I'm good, I've been lifting.
1268
01:28:40,715 --> 01:28:42,149
I can see that.
1269
01:28:42,684 --> 01:28:44,718
It's killing me.
1270
01:28:44,720 --> 01:28:48,488
I don't know how
I'm gonna spend thirty
months without you.
1271
01:28:48,490 --> 01:28:52,392
Babe, thirty months
is for good behavior.
1272
01:28:53,728 --> 01:28:54,828
I can't promise you that.
1273
01:28:55,730 --> 01:28:57,264
I'll wait for you.
1274
01:28:57,732 --> 01:28:59,700
I want you so bad.
1275
01:29:03,871 --> 01:29:05,339
Hey, lady!
1276
01:29:05,341 --> 01:29:07,407
Take your tits of the glass.
1277
01:29:12,847 --> 01:29:15,515
I love you so much.
1278
01:29:16,517 --> 01:29:17,617
I know.
1279
01:29:19,654 --> 01:29:23,790
♪
1280
01:29:27,628 --> 01:29:29,363
Why don't you ever
do that for me?
1281
01:29:31,567 --> 01:29:32,799
Goodnight, George.
1282
01:29:33,801 --> 01:29:37,671
♪
1283
01:29:39,173 --> 01:29:41,408
Another present
from the chick prison?
1284
01:29:43,644 --> 01:29:47,280
-Every month.
-Don't know why
she sends you those things.
1285
01:29:48,750 --> 01:29:50,450
Or why you accept them?
1286
01:29:51,285 --> 01:29:53,720
-Nostalgia
-deep.
1287
01:29:55,156 --> 01:29:57,591
You know the corner cell's
opening up soon.
1288
01:29:57,593 --> 01:29:58,658
Really?
1289
01:30:00,595 --> 01:30:03,163
-We should get it.
-That's a great cell.
1290
01:30:03,165 --> 01:30:07,601
It's more room,
view of the yard
and more private.
1291
01:30:07,603 --> 01:30:11,037
-Got to take on a cell mate
though.
-We can do that.
1292
01:30:11,039 --> 01:30:12,606
Just gotta find the right guy.
1293
01:30:13,039 --> 01:30:15,606
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