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Yes!

It's perfect.

Hey, what do you think you're doing, 005?

You're ruining everything I did. Stop it, will you!

You're ruining my beautiful artwork.

Your artwork is ruining this beautiful ship.

Now, my dragon is a masterpiece.

What do you know, you phoney short-order cook? Why, I ought to...

This means war!

This isn't over yet.

When I get ahold of you guys, it'll be ugly!

-It's already ugly! -You're no Michelangelo!

Yeah, but the price is right.

You numbskull! You dropped that right on my head!

Oh, no, not again.

Excuse me, Dr. Gilmore.

Is there anything wrong?

Kozumi hasn't returned yet. He's been gone quite a while now.

So do you know where he went?

He left to do a few errands late this afternoon.

He definitely should've gotten back by now.

Look over there. Stop the car.

Professor Kozumi.

-Is that...? -It's Kozumi's, all right.

-I wonder what happened. -Look!

There are fresh tire tracks.

I think he was kidnapped.

Who would want to kidnap an old man like him?

It doesn't make sense.

Of course it does, 007.

Professor Kozumi is the foremost biochemist in the world.

If his knowledge were to be used for evil, it would be utterly catastrophic.

You're right, doctor. Don't worry, we'll find him.

003 and I will stay here and search this area.

-Yes, sir. -Come on, 007, let's go.

Do I have to? You guys drive crazy.

-Now, let's see what we can find. -All right.

-Bear to the left. -All right, I got you.

Where are the seatbelts on this thing?

Stop here, 009.

The tire tracks end here and there's no sign of them.

What'll we do?

-Hey, over there. What is that place? -I've got a feeling it's our next stop.

Shall we check it out?

Something about this place is giving me the creeps.

Good afternoon, gentlemen.

A car? No, I'm afraid not.

I didn't see any cars around here this afternoon.

Is that so?

-Have some tea, won't you. -What a wonderful aroma.

Black tea, just like we used to have at home.

Clearly you understand the English spirit quite well, young lady.

-Sorry. Was it too hot for you? -Why, no, it's perfect. Just perfect.

The hotter the better, I always say.

I just didn't expect it to be so delicious. What a delightful surprise.

By the way, are you all alone here?

Yes, I am. Temporarily, at least.

Temporarily?

I'm waiting for my husband to return.

So you're married? Oh, well, I should've known.

What a pity. I think it's disgraceful.

What sort of a man would marry a beautiful lady like you...

...then run off and leave her alone to fend for herself?

Madam, what you need is a more suitable partner...

...one who will never leave you alone.

There's no need to search, because I'm here and available.

That won't be necessary. I'm sure my husband will be home soon.

Is that right?

Well, in that case, from this day on, madam...

...I will be your loyal and trustworthy friend.

Whenever you're lonely, I'll be here to talk.

And to commemorate our newfound friendship...

...I will recite an excerpt from the great bard himself, William Shakespeare...

We have to go now. Thanks for the tea.

Wait, we're going to leave?

But what about Othello's speech to Desdemona?

Another time. Thanks for your hospitality.

My pleasure. I'm sorry I couldn't be of more help.

Thanks again. If you'll excuse us.

Hold on a second.

It has been an honour. Hey, you two, wait for me!

Are you sure about this? You really wanna go in there again?

She said she was alone, but I'm sure I sensed somebody else in that house.

I did too. I felt like someone was in the shadows, watching us.

So she lives in a strange house. Why is that so terrible?

I think she's wonderful.

Hey, you don't wanna go? Fine, then we'll go without you.

How could they possibly suspect such a beautiful and dignified lady?

Wait up, you two, I'm coming!

This place is even creepier than I thought.

Can you imagine living alone...

...in the middle of this weirdness day in and day out...

...waiting for her husband to return, wherever...

I must be seeing things.

Sorry.

Be careful.

Oh, no!

Wait a minute.

That's a relief. For a second, I thought it was real.

I don't know why this place makes me so nervous.

Help! 009, 004, help me! Somebody locked me in here!

I'm trapped, do you hear me? You gotta help me out! Please, guys...

-Are you okay, 007? -Are you okay, 007?

Who, me?

-It's just a bit warm, that's all. -Right.

Let's go.

Creepier and creepier.

Strange. We were here a few minutes ago.

We're walking in circles.

Run!

-007! -007!

-That thing really flattened him. -You said it.

Well, there's no doubt about it now. She's one of the bad guys.

Ridiculous.

We weren't attacked. It's just a security system.

What? Security system?

You call that thing a security system? You're lucky it didn't kill you.

She's alone here, it's only natural.

Are you saying she doesn't have the right to protect herself?

Listen...

You better run!

Are you still calling this a security system?

And a very good one.

Over there! Down the stairs!

What do you think of her security system now?

Octopus legs!

007, you saved us.

You still believe the lady of the house is innocent?

Not anymore.

What now?

Where...? Where are we?

Hey, now what? Let's split.

This way, guys!

Over here!

It's the same in here as it was back there. What are we gonna do now?

Well, got any suggestions?

Stick!

At this rate, we’ll be crushed to death.

Please, lady, I know it's your place, but if there's one thing I could ask...

...could you please turn off the security system?!

-I'm glad that ride's over. -For now, at least.

-What is it, 009? -Wow! Just look at that face.

Those eyes. That smile. What an angel.

Is that what I think it is?

It looks like a stagecoach.

You know what this means? You know when this picture was taken?

I'm not sure what you're insinuating.

Look at this letter.

It's really old.

These were sent to her husband during the Civil War and returned unopened.

But if he was killed in the war, why is she still waiting for him?

Maybe he's not the one she's waiting for.

What's so funny?

I believe it's time you introduced yourselves...

...004, 00 7 and 009.

-And how do you know who we are? -It's because of who she is.

Exactly. You see, I'm 0012.

So you're 0012?

Yes. My trap worked perfectly.

I see. You lured us here by kidnapping the professor.

That's right. He was never here.

In fact, right about now, he should be arriving in Tokyo.

He's in Tokyo?

So that's what this is all about.

Correct. And now, you will all die here.

Sorry to disappoint you. Let's go.

You can't escape from my body, you fools!

You know what, the house itself is 001 2.

I can't believe that could be true. That's impossible.

What?

You're inside my stomach. How convenient.

Her digestive fluid is pure acid. She's trying to dissolve us.

My ray gun isn't strong enough.

You see? It's useless.

It's blaster time!

I don't understand. How could this have happened?

It wasn't supposed to turn out this way.

Her stomach's giving me indigestion.

This is not the time for bad jokes.

We've gotta focus our rays on the same spot.

We can't stop now. Keep on firing!

This is the end for all of you.

If I get digested, I'll be with her forever, just like I wanted.

Well, I guess what they say is true. You gotta be careful what you wish for.

Keep firing. It's our only chance to get out of here.

-Yeah! It's working! -Use magnum energy.

-Now, that was a close one. -We have to find out where she is.

You're right. That's the only way we'll ever get out of this house.

-Get out through the drawing room. -You got it.

She's gone.

You did well to get this far, but this is as far as you go.

Checkmate.

That sound! It's horrible! I can't stand it!

It really hurts!

My head feels like it's full of needles!

My stimulator beam is overloading your nervous systems...

...which will soon burn out completely, and then you'll die.

Got to find out where it's coming from. There!

No, over there! Activate acceleration mode!

009!

This is the real 0012. The lady was just a hologram.

Madam!

It's gonna blow!

Come on, we've gotta get out of here. Let's go.

There's the way out!

What in the...? That's impossible.

It just doesn't make any sense.

So she really was there after all.

In a way. I think what we saw was her soul.

Her soul?

Even though she's been dead for over 1 00 years...

...she loved her husband so much that her soul refused to leave that house...

...the house they shared together. She was waiting for him to return.

Black Ghost used her passion and grief...

-... to fulfil his own evil desires. -That's so cruel.

Imagination is sometimes selfish. It can blind us to the needs of others.

007?

Let's go. I've got a feeling we've got a long night ahead of us.

We've gotta find Professor Kozumi.

Right.

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