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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,381 --> 00:00:05,798 Mom, that was your best road rage yet. 2 00:00:05,902 --> 00:00:08,491 Yeah, I didn't know we were allowed to swear at old people. 3 00:00:08,905 --> 00:00:11,804 Everybody knows yellow means punch it. 4 00:00:14,324 --> 00:00:16,568 Saw you guys pull up. I'm glad you're home. 5 00:00:16,671 --> 00:00:19,605 Oh, no, he's happy to see us. He's gonna make us do chores. 6 00:00:19,709 --> 00:00:22,712 Actually, you could help me out if you go grab the crescent wrench. 7 00:00:22,815 --> 00:00:24,231 It's sitting on my workbench. 8 00:00:26,233 --> 00:00:28,166 - Oh, my God. The car is here? - Car is here. 9 00:00:28,269 --> 00:00:31,790 I can't wait for that kid to see that dream car of his. 10 00:00:31,893 --> 00:00:33,619 It's gonna be exciting. 11 00:00:34,827 --> 00:00:36,933 Here you go, Pops. 12 00:00:39,418 --> 00:00:41,110 Did you like your surprise? 13 00:00:41,213 --> 00:00:44,389 Oh. Is it inside the crappy old car? 14 00:00:45,459 --> 00:00:46,701 That's the surprise. 15 00:00:47,254 --> 00:00:48,876 The crappy old car. 16 00:00:50,602 --> 00:00:54,951 You know, when it's my birthday, you can just get me an Amazon gift card. 17 00:00:56,401 --> 00:01:00,198 Well, come on. '67 Volvo 122S. 18 00:01:00,301 --> 00:01:02,338 This is gonna be your dream car. 19 00:01:02,441 --> 00:01:06,031 It looks a lot older and dirtier than it did in the pictures. 20 00:01:06,135 --> 00:01:07,964 Yep, just like on Tinder. 21 00:01:09,414 --> 00:01:11,036 Look, Carter, those pictures are renderings 22 00:01:11,140 --> 00:01:13,659 of what I can do to this car to make it yours, 23 00:01:13,763 --> 00:01:15,109 to make it your dream car. 24 00:01:15,213 --> 00:01:16,628 So, happy birthday. 25 00:01:17,284 --> 00:01:19,251 It's not for five months. 26 00:01:19,355 --> 00:01:22,289 I know. It's gonna take more than five months to do the work on this, though. 27 00:01:22,910 --> 00:01:26,120 Five months? Again, Amazon gift card. 28 00:01:27,156 --> 00:01:31,056 Carter, when I was 16, your grandpa and I did this with my GTO. 29 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,023 And it started out way worse than this. 30 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:36,234 Oh. And that car's so cool now. I-I love it. 31 00:01:36,337 --> 00:01:38,270 - Thanks, Pops. - You bet, buddy. 32 00:01:38,753 --> 00:01:42,205 Oh, oh, oh, oh. Ow, ow, ow. Get-- Stop him. 33 00:01:42,309 --> 00:01:43,517 Carter, drop it. 34 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:46,485 - Drop it. Drop it. - Get him a treat. 35 00:01:58,325 --> 00:02:00,085 The chicks are gonna love my sweet ride. 36 00:02:00,189 --> 00:02:03,261 Until those chicks meet the driver. 37 00:02:04,469 --> 00:02:05,884 Little mean, aren't we? 38 00:02:05,987 --> 00:02:06,988 A little? 39 00:02:08,611 --> 00:02:11,165 Who rings the doorbell after seven o'clock at night? 40 00:02:11,269 --> 00:02:13,167 Oh, you think it's a home invasion? 41 00:02:13,271 --> 00:02:14,651 Maybe a polite one. 42 00:02:19,069 --> 00:02:21,417 Hey, Matt, I'm here to see Riley and the kids. 43 00:02:23,867 --> 00:02:25,421 You know, my kids? 44 00:02:25,524 --> 00:02:28,596 Just some hipster loser who got the wrong house. 45 00:02:31,012 --> 00:02:32,152 Damn it, Dad. 46 00:02:32,807 --> 00:02:33,877 It's your father. 47 00:02:33,981 --> 00:02:35,465 I didn't say it wasn't Jimmy. 48 00:02:35,569 --> 00:02:38,123 I just said it was the wrong house, which it is. 49 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,610 Dad! 50 00:02:42,714 --> 00:02:45,958 There they are, my favorite people in the whole world. 51 00:02:46,683 --> 00:02:48,168 And their grandpa. 52 00:02:49,859 --> 00:02:51,309 Come on. Bring it in. 53 00:02:51,412 --> 00:02:52,931 Hey, Dad. 54 00:02:53,034 --> 00:02:55,727 Well, delivering flowers. So you finally got a job, Jimmy. 55 00:02:55,830 --> 00:02:59,800 Grandpa's always messing with me. He's a funny guy. 56 00:03:03,044 --> 00:03:04,736 He's hilarious. 57 00:03:05,530 --> 00:03:07,117 You know what else is funny? 58 00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:09,637 You just showing up when I told you I didn't wanna see you. 59 00:03:09,741 --> 00:03:11,743 We have a break on tour. I wanted to see my kids. 60 00:03:11,846 --> 00:03:14,815 Plus, I wanted to see you too. I got these for you. 61 00:03:14,918 --> 00:03:18,094 Oh. Freeway off-ramp flowers. 62 00:03:18,784 --> 00:03:21,649 - All is forgiven. - I know you love flowers, babe. 63 00:03:21,753 --> 00:03:24,031 Great catching up. See you later, babe. 64 00:03:26,792 --> 00:03:28,380 I got something for you too, Georgie. 65 00:03:29,761 --> 00:03:31,141 "The future is female." 66 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:32,591 - Love it. - Yeah. 67 00:03:32,695 --> 00:03:34,455 I got one of those when I was your age. 68 00:03:34,559 --> 00:03:37,182 And that says everything we need to know. 69 00:03:37,769 --> 00:03:43,119 Carter, I got you this sweet Foo Fighters T-shirt. 70 00:03:43,637 --> 00:03:45,846 I'm more into K-pop these days. 71 00:03:45,949 --> 00:03:47,675 It looks like it might be a bit small anyway. 72 00:03:47,779 --> 00:03:49,470 You've grown, like, 20 feet in the past month. 73 00:03:49,574 --> 00:03:52,715 Gets any bigger, have to do a paternity test. 74 00:03:52,818 --> 00:03:54,234 Fingers crossed, huh? 75 00:03:55,821 --> 00:03:58,272 Anyone else wishing this had been a home invasion? 76 00:03:58,928 --> 00:04:01,379 Thanks, Dad. Grandpa bought me a car. 77 00:04:01,482 --> 00:04:05,279 Needs a little bit of work, but unlike some relationships, it can be fixed. 78 00:04:05,383 --> 00:04:06,936 Okay. 79 00:04:07,316 --> 00:04:10,077 - You're not even being subtle now. - He was being subtle before? 80 00:04:10,629 --> 00:04:13,701 Carter, show your dad your car. Take Georgia with you. 81 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:16,221 Now. Yeah. 82 00:04:22,123 --> 00:04:23,297 You look beautiful, Riles. 83 00:04:27,681 --> 00:04:29,234 You need to chill out. 84 00:04:29,338 --> 00:04:31,719 I am chill, Riles. 85 00:04:32,996 --> 00:04:34,895 - What's he doing here? - I don't know. 86 00:04:34,998 --> 00:04:36,897 I don't want him here either. 87 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,245 But he's here, so can you try to be, like, 90% to 100% nicer to him? 88 00:04:40,349 --> 00:04:42,385 I've developed an allergic reaction to nuts, 89 00:04:42,489 --> 00:04:45,561 like numbnuts that stop by unannounced. 90 00:04:46,182 --> 00:04:47,735 You know what? 91 00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:49,737 - He's actually a very talented musician. - Oh, stop. 92 00:04:49,841 --> 00:04:51,843 He wrote me some beautiful songs. 93 00:04:51,946 --> 00:04:54,673 Who fell for music written by a bass player? 94 00:04:54,777 --> 00:04:57,158 Um, Linda McCartney? 95 00:04:57,538 --> 00:04:59,644 That lady married to Sting? 96 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:03,061 And I'm sure there are others. 97 00:05:03,164 --> 00:05:04,165 Nope. 98 00:05:04,511 --> 00:05:07,859 McCartney, Sting and Jimmy, you got 'em all. 99 00:05:08,687 --> 00:05:11,241 Well, since he's here, he can sign the divorce papers. 100 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:14,003 Hope you get a piece of that lovely 'stache. 101 00:05:15,970 --> 00:05:18,248 It was nice of you to give Carter that car. 102 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:20,009 Yeah, Grandpa's the best. 103 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:21,700 Can Daddy stay with us tonight? 104 00:05:21,804 --> 00:05:22,977 I got a hotel. 105 00:05:23,357 --> 00:05:25,394 No, I want you to see my room and all my stuff. 106 00:05:25,497 --> 00:05:26,843 - Georgia. - Please, Mom. 107 00:05:27,430 --> 00:05:30,882 Okay. It's one night. He's the father of my children. 108 00:05:31,227 --> 00:05:35,335 Come on, Dad. I'm mining my own cryptocurrency called Georginium. 109 00:05:36,681 --> 00:05:39,166 - Um, thanks, Matt. - Set your alarm early. 110 00:05:39,269 --> 00:05:42,169 Checkout time is 5:00 a.m., before I get up. 111 00:05:44,551 --> 00:05:46,898 That's me trying to be nice. 112 00:05:54,077 --> 00:05:55,665 Since when are you up before noon? 113 00:05:55,769 --> 00:05:57,287 When I'm in a house with your dad. 114 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:59,048 You can't actually sleep with one eye open, 115 00:05:59,151 --> 00:06:01,395 no matter what Metallica says. 116 00:06:02,569 --> 00:06:04,053 Oh, hey, I made you coffee. 117 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:05,261 Three sugars, right? 118 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,469 No sugars. 119 00:06:06,849 --> 00:06:07,884 So close. 120 00:06:08,506 --> 00:06:10,577 You sure? That doesn't sound right. 121 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:14,581 Yes, I'm sure I know what I like in my coffee. 122 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:18,757 You're so bad at being a good husband. This is why I want a divorce. 123 00:06:19,758 --> 00:06:22,243 And I drove here to talk about that. 124 00:06:23,141 --> 00:06:25,177 - You really wanna break up? - What was your clue? 125 00:06:25,281 --> 00:06:27,248 When I moved to a different state? 126 00:06:28,698 --> 00:06:30,044 I've said this a hundred times. 127 00:06:30,148 --> 00:06:32,426 We grew up together, but you never grew up. 128 00:06:32,944 --> 00:06:37,189 Okay, I know I haven't been the best husband, and that's why... 129 00:06:39,571 --> 00:06:40,848 I wrote you this song. 130 00:06:42,263 --> 00:06:43,610 You're not gonna read it? 131 00:06:43,713 --> 00:06:45,784 Jimmy, I don't wanna do this dance, okay? 132 00:06:45,888 --> 00:06:48,718 We fight, you apologize, we make up, and we get back together. 133 00:06:48,822 --> 00:06:51,480 But that's where we belong. Together. 134 00:06:51,583 --> 00:06:55,691 Please don't. And why do you always smell so good? 135 00:06:55,794 --> 00:06:57,278 Still here? 136 00:06:57,382 --> 00:06:58,521 Is that my coffee cup? 137 00:06:59,384 --> 00:07:00,972 "Real cars don't shift themselves." 138 00:07:01,075 --> 00:07:02,249 That's my cup. 139 00:07:03,561 --> 00:07:06,495 Oh, hey. Who wants to hit the Santa Monica Pier? 140 00:07:06,598 --> 00:07:09,532 Um, that's not how Wednesdays work around here. It's a school day. 141 00:07:09,636 --> 00:07:12,397 As someone who is two chapters ahead in everything, 142 00:07:12,501 --> 00:07:15,262 one absence won't hurt my chances of getting into Berkeley. 143 00:07:15,365 --> 00:07:17,954 The only thing that'll stop you from getting into Berkeley, kid, 144 00:07:18,058 --> 00:07:19,335 is shaving your legs. 145 00:07:20,612 --> 00:07:21,751 Please, please. 146 00:07:21,855 --> 00:07:23,304 - Fine. - Yes! 147 00:07:23,684 --> 00:07:26,653 What about it, Carter? You in? It's gonna be fun. 148 00:07:26,756 --> 00:07:27,688 I'm good. 149 00:07:27,792 --> 00:07:29,138 It's okay. You can go. 150 00:07:29,656 --> 00:07:31,347 I-I think I'd rather go to school. 151 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:34,454 School? Maybe we do need that paternity test. 152 00:07:35,972 --> 00:07:39,424 Okay, we'll miss you, man. Let's roll, Georgie. 153 00:07:50,193 --> 00:07:52,264 Maybe if I soaked it in gas. 154 00:07:57,235 --> 00:08:00,928 Hey, guys. I got you coffee from that hipster cafรฉ around the corner. 155 00:08:01,032 --> 00:08:03,655 Sweet for Gabriel because he's sweet. 156 00:08:04,035 --> 00:08:06,486 Spicy for Stitch because he's spicy. 157 00:08:07,625 --> 00:08:09,178 I feel so seen. 158 00:08:10,317 --> 00:08:12,284 - What am I drinking? - You're drinking my favorite, 159 00:08:12,388 --> 00:08:15,702 oat milk latte with two shots, no sugar and a dash of cardamom. 160 00:08:15,805 --> 00:08:17,151 What, what? 161 00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:19,464 Who says I'm not fun anymore? 162 00:08:20,327 --> 00:08:21,639 Mmm. Fancy. 163 00:08:21,742 --> 00:08:23,019 This tastes like... 164 00:08:23,848 --> 00:08:24,849 something fancy. 165 00:08:25,884 --> 00:08:28,818 Back in Vegas, my friends and I would have a coffee klatch 166 00:08:28,922 --> 00:08:32,684 to bitch about our crappy lives before going to our crappy jobs. 167 00:08:33,167 --> 00:08:34,824 You are my friends now. 168 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:38,310 I don't know who that's sadder for, us or for you. 169 00:08:39,104 --> 00:08:41,037 I wouldn't mind a good bitch sesh. 170 00:08:41,141 --> 00:08:43,108 - I've been so stressed out lately, but-- - Bup, bup, bup. 171 00:08:43,212 --> 00:08:44,972 Whoever buys gets to talk. 172 00:08:45,076 --> 00:08:47,527 - Got it. - Okay, so what's going on, Riley? 173 00:08:48,079 --> 00:08:49,218 Jimmy showed up last night. 174 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:50,702 Damn! 175 00:08:51,427 --> 00:08:52,808 Oh. 176 00:08:52,911 --> 00:08:54,948 And I'm working so hard to keep my dad from killing him 177 00:08:55,051 --> 00:08:57,985 that I don't have time to think about how much I wanna kill him. 178 00:08:58,089 --> 00:09:00,401 Ooh, good coffee and great tea. 179 00:09:00,781 --> 00:09:03,094 I mean, the guy hasn't changed. 180 00:09:03,197 --> 00:09:05,924 He thinks he can just pop back in and everything will be fine? 181 00:09:06,028 --> 00:09:08,168 Ugh, dying. 182 00:09:09,065 --> 00:09:10,653 And what about our kids? 183 00:09:10,757 --> 00:09:12,655 Carter's been having a hard time with Jimmy since we moved here. 184 00:09:12,759 --> 00:09:15,347 Are you sure that Carter's the only one having a hard time? 185 00:09:15,451 --> 00:09:17,591 Maybe you're struggling with your feelings about Jimmy too. 186 00:09:17,936 --> 00:09:19,662 Am I crushing the klatch or what? 187 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:22,285 Great klatching. 188 00:09:22,734 --> 00:09:26,255 And he wrote me this song to try to win me back. 189 00:09:26,807 --> 00:09:28,326 Classic love bombing. 190 00:09:28,429 --> 00:09:29,983 Exactly. 191 00:09:30,086 --> 00:09:33,193 And I haven't read it because the songs are always great 192 00:09:33,296 --> 00:09:36,334 and that leads to something else that's great. 193 00:09:36,437 --> 00:09:39,786 Mmm. Bump and grind. 194 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:43,686 Smash City. 195 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:46,793 That thing. 196 00:09:46,896 --> 00:09:48,070 Yeah. 197 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:50,900 - We got it. - Let me see this. 198 00:09:55,318 --> 00:09:57,217 "Dedicated to the girl I don't deserve." 199 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,460 - It says that? - It should. 200 00:10:01,014 --> 00:10:02,222 Let me read this. 201 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:04,638 Oh, damn. 202 00:10:05,121 --> 00:10:07,952 I'm two lines in, and I think I just got pregnant. 203 00:10:09,332 --> 00:10:11,507 Ooh, Riley, you in danger, girl. 204 00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:17,133 He just gonna write another one. 205 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,899 - Hey, Pops. - Hey, Carter, I'm out here. 206 00:10:25,832 --> 00:10:28,386 - Hey, kid. Hope school was okay. - Mmm. 207 00:10:28,489 --> 00:10:30,837 Listen, I've been looking at this rendering of mine. 208 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:32,908 When we get back to the shop, 209 00:10:33,011 --> 00:10:35,082 what I wanna do is get the stance to this right, so it's lower like this. 210 00:10:35,186 --> 00:10:37,775 Then get cool wheels on it, kind of represent your style. 211 00:10:37,878 --> 00:10:41,261 And because you're practical, I'm gonna add fog lights up here. 212 00:10:41,364 --> 00:10:45,230 Oh. Hey, can we add flames running down the side? 213 00:10:45,334 --> 00:10:46,853 No. 214 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:49,925 If you behave yourself, I'm gonna put a new cam in this 215 00:10:50,028 --> 00:10:51,547 and get some dual carbs. 216 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,825 It's gonna be as fast as you can make a Swedish car. 217 00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:57,726 - Totally, totally. - Hey, listen, uh... 218 00:10:58,727 --> 00:11:00,970 Why didn't you go to the pier with your dad today? 219 00:11:01,902 --> 00:11:04,664 I don't know, I didn't really feel like hanging out with him. 220 00:11:05,354 --> 00:11:06,527 I-I get that. 221 00:11:07,252 --> 00:11:09,738 I mean, you're the one who called him a hipster loser. 222 00:11:09,841 --> 00:11:10,980 Hilarious. 223 00:11:11,084 --> 00:11:12,292 Did I really say that? 224 00:11:12,395 --> 00:11:14,294 You're not exactly a whisperer, Pops. 225 00:11:14,397 --> 00:11:15,882 Well, you know, I... 226 00:11:16,399 --> 00:11:18,160 I don't really have to like your dad. 227 00:11:18,263 --> 00:11:20,438 And-And it goes way back. 228 00:11:20,541 --> 00:11:23,510 You know, he got my daughter pregnant in high school, and they-they left and, um... 229 00:11:24,856 --> 00:11:26,858 made the miracle of you, so... 230 00:11:27,894 --> 00:11:29,654 But you... you're his son. 231 00:11:29,758 --> 00:11:32,312 You're not allowed to dislike your dad until way later in life. 232 00:11:32,415 --> 00:11:34,210 Maybe he should be more of a dad. 233 00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:37,006 - You know, like you. - Okay, um... 234 00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:40,423 I mean, me and my dad would never do something like this. 235 00:11:40,527 --> 00:11:42,598 But, see, you get me, Pops. 236 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,324 Yeah, I just wanna be your granddad. 237 00:11:44,427 --> 00:11:48,915 No. See, you got this car 'cause you knew I'd like it. 238 00:11:49,570 --> 00:11:51,849 I mean, you were right. You're right about everything. 239 00:11:51,952 --> 00:11:55,093 And that's exactly why you're getting the car. 240 00:11:59,063 --> 00:12:01,513 - There they are. - Mom, we had so much fun. 241 00:12:01,617 --> 00:12:04,033 We went on all the rides, and Dad bought me this. 242 00:12:04,447 --> 00:12:07,761 And for lunch, we enjoyed some fried butter. Yep, that's a thing. 243 00:12:07,865 --> 00:12:11,178 And then someone wanted some cotton candy. 244 00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:13,733 Yeah, you. 245 00:12:14,699 --> 00:12:16,321 Looks like you had a really great time. 246 00:12:16,425 --> 00:12:19,635 Yeah, we did. Maybe next time you can come with us. 247 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,016 Oh, no. 248 00:12:21,119 --> 00:12:22,362 Remember when we did the roller coaster 249 00:12:22,465 --> 00:12:24,295 at New York-New York, and I got sick? 250 00:12:24,398 --> 00:12:27,056 They were cleaning puke off the Statue of Liberty for days. 251 00:12:27,712 --> 00:12:29,231 You put out her torch. 252 00:12:29,990 --> 00:12:33,097 All right, I'm gonna go wash down that butter with some root beer. 253 00:12:35,444 --> 00:12:37,377 Oh. Hey, bud. 254 00:12:37,964 --> 00:12:39,103 We, uh... 255 00:12:39,931 --> 00:12:41,174 We missed you out there. 256 00:12:41,277 --> 00:12:43,038 I had things to do. 257 00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:45,661 Oh. Okay. 258 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,354 Jimmy, can we talk? 259 00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:51,667 If you got something to say to me, Matt, just say it. 260 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:56,120 Or maybe, just to switch it up, don't say it. 261 00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:59,502 In private. Can we talk in the garage? 262 00:13:01,642 --> 00:13:02,816 The garage? 263 00:13:04,266 --> 00:13:05,474 Just the two of us? 264 00:13:06,026 --> 00:13:07,717 Yeah, just the two of us 265 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:10,651 and my knife collection and a basket full of grenades. Come on. 266 00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:13,447 Dial 9, keep your finger on the 1. 267 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,905 Man, this thing needs a lot of work. 268 00:13:23,009 --> 00:13:25,874 That thrift store Foo Fighter shirt's looking pretty good right now, huh? 269 00:13:25,977 --> 00:13:27,945 Zero assembly required. 270 00:13:28,048 --> 00:13:30,050 Jimmy, Jimmy, listen to me. 271 00:13:30,154 --> 00:13:32,259 You know when the drummer does his solo, the bass player stops playing? 272 00:13:32,363 --> 00:13:33,882 That's what's gonna go down right now. 273 00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:36,401 Yo, you bang on the skins. I didn't know that-- 274 00:13:36,505 --> 00:13:37,920 Got it. Solo. Go. 275 00:13:38,024 --> 00:13:39,957 That boy, Carter, you know, 276 00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:42,269 that kid somehow got the idea that I'm some kind of father figure. 277 00:13:42,373 --> 00:13:44,962 That's not my job. That's your job. You gotta be his dad. 278 00:13:45,065 --> 00:13:46,756 Okay. Well, this is rich. 279 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,655 I'm getting parenting advice 280 00:13:48,758 --> 00:13:51,554 from a guy whose daughter wouldn't talk to him for 15 years. 281 00:13:51,658 --> 00:13:53,625 Well, exactly. 282 00:13:53,729 --> 00:13:55,627 I know what it's like to lose contact and emotional connection with your kid. 283 00:13:55,731 --> 00:13:57,491 You don't want this, Jimmy. 284 00:13:57,595 --> 00:14:00,909 Why do you care all of a sudden? You and I have never gotten along. 285 00:14:01,012 --> 00:14:03,946 That's because I don't like you. 286 00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:05,637 You don't even know me. 287 00:14:05,741 --> 00:14:08,157 This is the first one-on-one conversation we've ever had. 288 00:14:08,261 --> 00:14:10,642 - What about the delivery room? - That was just you yelling at me. 289 00:14:10,746 --> 00:14:12,610 Thanksgiving? 290 00:14:12,713 --> 00:14:14,923 Okay. First one-on-one conversation where you didn't threaten to kill me. 291 00:14:15,026 --> 00:14:16,648 There's still time. 292 00:14:19,203 --> 00:14:21,446 What did you come here for? What do you want? 293 00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:22,896 I wanna win my family back. 294 00:14:23,586 --> 00:14:27,418 Riley and I have had our ups and downs, but this time she seems serious. 295 00:14:27,521 --> 00:14:29,316 Do you blame her? 296 00:14:29,420 --> 00:14:31,318 You've been doing... living your whole life doing what you wanna do. 297 00:14:31,422 --> 00:14:33,527 - You don't even pay attention to her. - I am trying to make it. 298 00:14:33,631 --> 00:14:36,945 And when I do, I'm gonna buy them the things that every kid should have. 299 00:14:37,048 --> 00:14:40,707 A nice house with a yard and a zip line to the pool. 300 00:14:42,122 --> 00:14:44,849 They don't need any of that stuff. They need their dad. 301 00:14:44,953 --> 00:14:47,852 - I know they need their dad! - Well, step up and be their dad then! 302 00:14:47,956 --> 00:14:49,854 Is everybody okay in here? 303 00:14:51,235 --> 00:14:53,030 - Should I call the police? - No. 304 00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:54,790 Stand by. 305 00:14:58,449 --> 00:15:00,520 Hey. Hey, there you are. 306 00:15:00,623 --> 00:15:03,419 We waited to start drinking till you got here. Rules of the klatch. 307 00:15:03,972 --> 00:15:06,664 You so late, the foam heart on my cappuccino 308 00:15:06,767 --> 00:15:08,804 look like an old man's ass. 309 00:15:09,563 --> 00:15:12,325 As predicted, Jimmy love bombed, and then he ghosted. 310 00:15:12,428 --> 00:15:15,397 He quit it without the hit it? Idiot. 311 00:15:16,122 --> 00:15:17,295 It's for the best. 312 00:15:18,987 --> 00:15:20,540 Wait, this is my order. 313 00:15:20,643 --> 00:15:23,129 Yep. Oat milk latte, two shots, no sugar and a dash of cardamom. 314 00:15:23,646 --> 00:15:25,027 How did you know? 315 00:15:25,545 --> 00:15:26,960 'Cause I listened. 316 00:15:27,754 --> 00:15:30,136 Oh. Wow. 317 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,276 Not something I'm used to. 318 00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:35,037 If there wasn't a no-crying-in-klatch rule, 319 00:15:35,141 --> 00:15:36,556 I'd be a puddle. 320 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:41,319 You know, I'm starting to think you're making up these rules as you go along. 321 00:15:42,079 --> 00:15:44,495 Okay, I bought today, so I get to talk. 322 00:15:44,598 --> 00:15:46,117 - Hey, guys. - Damn it! 323 00:15:46,807 --> 00:15:48,326 It's my klatch time. 324 00:15:49,465 --> 00:15:50,639 What are you doing here? 325 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,780 Hey, Stitch. Gabriel. 326 00:15:54,298 --> 00:15:55,540 You know, you're lucky. 327 00:15:55,644 --> 00:15:57,059 Matt's in there with a client, 328 00:15:57,163 --> 00:15:58,819 so you're probably gon' make it out of here alive. 329 00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:01,753 You guys still work for Matt, huh? 330 00:16:01,857 --> 00:16:04,411 No reason to chase a dream when you caught it on your first try. 331 00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:05,930 Dream? 332 00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:08,001 You and I have got different work experiences. 333 00:16:08,622 --> 00:16:10,245 Come on, man. Let's get back to work. 334 00:16:12,316 --> 00:16:13,731 You good? 335 00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:15,422 I'm good. 336 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,012 I thought you left. 337 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:22,153 Just went for a drive to think about some stuff. 338 00:16:23,327 --> 00:16:24,880 And I wanted to say that I'm sorry. 339 00:16:25,501 --> 00:16:26,433 What? 340 00:16:26,537 --> 00:16:28,056 I wrote you the wrong song. 341 00:16:28,159 --> 00:16:30,230 What it should have said is, 342 00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:32,715 "I've been out there doing whatever the hell I want. 343 00:16:33,509 --> 00:16:36,616 And what I should have been doing is being a dad to Carter and Georgia." 344 00:16:36,719 --> 00:16:38,618 - That doesn't rhyme. - Yeah. 345 00:16:39,515 --> 00:16:40,896 I have to finish this tour. 346 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,140 When that's done, I'm gonna get a real job. 347 00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:45,073 Closer to you and the kids. 348 00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:48,007 Are you doing Duolingo? 'Cause this is like a foreign language. 349 00:16:48,386 --> 00:16:51,113 Well, I just realized that the kids need a father. 350 00:16:51,872 --> 00:16:53,012 And you need a husband. 351 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,120 Well, actually, I was gonna ask you to, um... 352 00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:00,329 What? 353 00:17:02,193 --> 00:17:03,332 We'll see. 354 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:07,129 Yeah, well, I guess I should get going. 355 00:17:12,893 --> 00:17:14,930 - Okay, go. - Oh. 356 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,347 Oh, not 'cause of me. Your van's blocking my dad's car. 357 00:17:18,451 --> 00:17:19,969 Oh, God. I'm a dead man. 358 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,429 Hey, was that Jimmy I saw out there? 359 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:33,017 Everything okay? 360 00:17:33,121 --> 00:17:34,984 Yeah, he's going back on tour. 361 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:37,021 - Oh. - But this time seems different. 362 00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:41,681 He didn't talk about making a demo or opening for Dread Zeppelin. 363 00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:45,167 He said he was putting his family first. 364 00:17:46,444 --> 00:17:48,032 First is a good place to start. 365 00:17:48,688 --> 00:17:50,345 What did you say to him in the garage? 366 00:17:50,448 --> 00:17:51,829 Nothing. I just, you know, 367 00:17:51,932 --> 00:17:54,556 showed him my blow dart and knife collection. 368 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,180 Same way you potty trained me. 369 00:17:59,457 --> 00:18:03,082 Well, is he gonna sign the divorce papers? 370 00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:08,466 Don't be mad, but I didn't give them to him. 371 00:18:10,744 --> 00:18:11,952 Riley, I'm not mad. 372 00:18:12,746 --> 00:18:15,404 Whatever is best for you and the kids. That's all I'm about. 373 00:18:17,303 --> 00:18:18,545 I love you too, Dad. 374 00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:29,798 You'll never take me alive! 375 00:18:31,317 --> 00:18:34,216 - What are you doing? - Uh, Grand Theft Auto. 376 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:37,081 The cops are after me 'cause I ran over a drug lord. 377 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,222 Well, in that case, I hope you get a medal. 378 00:18:45,607 --> 00:18:46,849 What's Blackpink? 379 00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:49,335 It's my favorite K-pop band. 380 00:18:49,852 --> 00:18:52,786 Dad sent me this, and it fits perfectly. 381 00:18:53,339 --> 00:18:54,478 Check it. Ready? 382 00:19:01,209 --> 00:19:03,763 I just ate, so I-I can't even tell you. 383 00:19:03,866 --> 00:19:06,179 Listen, so you and your dad are talking? 384 00:19:06,283 --> 00:19:08,388 Yeah. I mean, he's on his tour. 385 00:19:08,492 --> 00:19:12,220 But, look, he sent me a picture of the world's biggest ball of yarn. 386 00:19:12,323 --> 00:19:13,600 Well, well. 387 00:19:14,049 --> 00:19:15,050 Huh? 388 00:19:15,706 --> 00:19:18,605 - Living the dream, huh? - "Boombayah," am I right? 389 00:19:21,884 --> 00:19:23,990 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 390 00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:26,993 You can't do that kind of stuff in front of a Swedish car. 391 00:19:31,653 --> 00:19:34,518 I just didn't feel like I was being seen or heard, you know? 392 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,210 So I asked to speak to the supervisor. 393 00:19:37,728 --> 00:19:40,903 Apparently, hot dog carts don't have supervisors, so. 394 00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:43,768 I'm about to break up with my girlfriend. 395 00:19:43,872 --> 00:19:46,564 Hey, now we're klatching. Deets now. 396 00:19:47,082 --> 00:19:49,291 I bought again. It's my time to talk. 397 00:19:49,395 --> 00:19:51,880 Yeah, she wanted to bring another woman into the bedroom. 398 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,813 Okay, I was pretty much done. 399 00:19:54,745 --> 00:19:56,540 Hey. Did I miss it? 400 00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:58,852 - What? - The coffee klatch. 401 00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:02,649 Um, I'm not sure you're qualified. It mostly involves listening. 402 00:20:02,753 --> 00:20:06,998 Oh, I listen. Today, I was listening to a guy at the DMV who rescued a dog. 403 00:20:07,102 --> 00:20:08,897 Come on. Rescue, my ass. 404 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,312 It was a free dog. 405 00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:12,349 He didn't rescue it from Somalian pirates. 406 00:20:12,452 --> 00:20:14,868 People just like taking credit for stuff. It bothers me. 407 00:20:14,972 --> 00:20:19,183 Like, uh, restaurants, "We only serve free-range chickens." 408 00:20:19,287 --> 00:20:20,702 Like the chickens have a choice. 409 00:20:20,805 --> 00:20:22,635 You get go in that door and get your head cut off, 410 00:20:22,738 --> 00:20:26,086 or you can run around and play hopscotch, hula hoop. 411 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,711 Oh, God. I gotta get back to work. 412 00:20:30,608 --> 00:20:33,749 And you should know I've never uttered that sentence in my life. 413 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,683 - Yeah, Stitch, we should get back to work. - Hell yes. 414 00:20:36,787 --> 00:20:39,721 Oh, come on. We were having so much fun klatching. 415 00:20:43,863 --> 00:20:45,416 That was easy. 32154

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