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Mom, that was
your best road rage yet.
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Yeah, I didn't know we were
allowed to swear at old people.
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Everybody knows yellow means
punch it.
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Saw you guys pull up.
I'm glad you're home.
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Oh, no, he's happy to see us.
He's gonna make us do chores.
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Actually, you could
help me out if you go grab
the crescent wrench.
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It's sitting on my workbench.
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- Oh, my God. The car is here?
- Car is here.
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I can't wait for that kid
to see that dream car of his.
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It's gonna be exciting.
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Here you go, Pops.
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Did you like your surprise?
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Oh. Is it inside
the crappy old car?
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That's the surprise.
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The crappy old car.
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You know, when it's my birthday,
you can just get me
an Amazon gift card.
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Well, come on. '67 Volvo 122S.
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This is gonna be your dream car.
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It looks a lot older and dirtier
than it did in the pictures.
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Yep, just like on Tinder.
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Look, Carter,
those pictures are renderings
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of what I can do to this car
to make it yours,
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to make it your dream car.
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So, happy birthday.
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It's not for five months.
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I know. It's gonna take
more than five months
to do the work on this, though.
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Five months?
Again, Amazon gift card.
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Carter, when I was 16,
your grandpa and I
did this with my GTO.
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And it started out
way worse than this.
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Oh. And that car's so cool now.
I-I love it.
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- Thanks, Pops.
- You bet, buddy.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh. Ow, ow, ow.
Get-- Stop him.
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Carter, drop it.
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- Drop it. Drop it.
- Get him a treat.
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The chicks are gonna love
my sweet ride.
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Until those chicks
meet the driver.
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Little mean, aren't we?
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A little?
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Who rings the doorbell
after seven o'clock at night?
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Oh, you think it's
a home invasion?
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Maybe a polite one.
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Hey, Matt, I'm here to see
Riley and the kids.
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You know, my kids?
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Just some hipster loser
who got the wrong house.
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Damn it, Dad.
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It's your father.
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I didn't say it wasn't Jimmy.
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I just said it was
the wrong house, which it is.
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Dad!
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There they are, my favorite
people in the whole world.
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And their grandpa.
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Come on. Bring it in.
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Hey, Dad.
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Well, delivering flowers.
So you finally got a job, Jimmy.
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Grandpa's always messing
with me. He's a funny guy.
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He's hilarious.
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You know what else is funny?
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You just showing up when I
told you I didn't wanna see you.
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We have a break on tour.
I wanted to see my kids.
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Plus, I wanted to see you too.
I got these for you.
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Oh. Freeway off-ramp flowers.
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- All is forgiven.
- I know you love flowers, babe.
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Great catching up.
See you later, babe.
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I got something for you too,
Georgie.
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"The future is female."
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- Love it.
- Yeah.
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I got one of those
when I was your age.
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And that says everything
we need to know.
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Carter, I got you
this sweet Foo Fighters T-shirt.
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I'm more into K-pop these days.
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It looks like it might be
a bit small anyway.
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You've grown,
like, 20 feet in the past month.
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Gets any bigger,
have to do a paternity test.
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Fingers crossed, huh?
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Anyone else wishing
this had been a home invasion?
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Thanks, Dad.
Grandpa bought me a car.
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Needs a little bit of work,
but unlike some relationships,
it can be fixed.
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Okay.
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- You're not even
being subtle now.
- He was being subtle before?
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Carter, show your dad your car.
Take Georgia with you.
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Now. Yeah.
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You look beautiful, Riles.
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You need to chill out.
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I am chill, Riles.
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- What's he doing here?
- I don't know.
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I don't want him here either.
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But he's here,
so can you try to be, like,
90% to 100% nicer to him?
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I've developed
an allergic reaction to nuts,
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like numbnuts
that stop by unannounced.
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You know what?
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- He's actually
a very talented musician.
- Oh, stop.
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He wrote me
some beautiful songs.
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Who fell for music
written by a bass player?
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Um, Linda McCartney?
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That lady married to Sting?
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And I'm sure there are others.
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Nope.
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McCartney, Sting and Jimmy,
you got 'em all.
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Well, since he's here,
he can sign the divorce papers.
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Hope you get a piece
of that lovely 'stache.
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It was nice of you
to give Carter that car.
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Yeah, Grandpa's the best.
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Can Daddy stay with us tonight?
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I got a hotel.
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No, I want you to see my room
and all my stuff.
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- Georgia.
- Please, Mom.
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Okay. It's one night.
He's the father of my children.
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Come on, Dad. I'm mining
my own cryptocurrency
called Georginium.
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- Um, thanks, Matt.
- Set your alarm early.
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Checkout time is 5:00 a.m.,
before I get up.
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That's me trying to be nice.
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Since when are you up
before noon?
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When I'm in a house
with your dad.
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You can't actually
sleep with one eye open,
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no matter what Metallica says.
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Oh, hey, I made you coffee.
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Three sugars, right?
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No sugars.
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So close.
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You sure?
That doesn't sound right.
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Yes, I'm sure
I know what I like in my coffee.
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You're so bad
at being a good husband.
This is why I want a divorce.
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And I drove here
to talk about that.
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- You really wanna break up?
- What was your clue?
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When I moved to
a different state?
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I've said this a hundred times.
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We grew up together,
but you never grew up.
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Okay, I know I haven't been
the best husband,
and that's why...
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I wrote you this song.
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You're not gonna read it?
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Jimmy, I don't wanna do
this dance, okay?
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We fight, you apologize,
we make up,
and we get back together.
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But that's where we belong.
Together.
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Please don't. And why
do you always smell so good?
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Still here?
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Is that my coffee cup?
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"Real cars
don't shift themselves."
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That's my cup.
139
00:07:03,561 --> 00:07:06,495
Oh, hey. Who wants to hit
the Santa Monica Pier?
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Um, that's not how Wednesdays
work around here.
It's a school day.
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As someone who is two chapters
ahead in everything,
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one absence
won't hurt my chances
of getting into Berkeley.
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The only thing that'll stop you
from getting into Berkeley, kid,
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is shaving your legs.
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Please, please.
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- Fine.
- Yes!
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What about it, Carter? You in?
It's gonna be fun.
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I'm good.
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It's okay. You can go.
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I-I think
I'd rather go to school.
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School? Maybe we do need
that paternity test.
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Okay, we'll miss you, man.
Let's roll, Georgie.
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Maybe if I soaked it in gas.
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Hey, guys. I got you coffee
from that hipster cafรฉ
around the corner.
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Sweet for Gabriel
because he's sweet.
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Spicy for Stitch
because he's spicy.
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I feel so seen.
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- What am I drinking?
- You're drinking my favorite,
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oat milk latte with two shots,
no sugar and a dash of cardamom.
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What, what?
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Who says I'm not fun anymore?
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Mmm. Fancy.
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This tastes like...
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something fancy.
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Back in Vegas, my friends and I
would have a coffee klatch
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to bitch about our crappy lives
before going to our crappy jobs.
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You are my friends now.
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I don't know who that's
sadder for, us or for you.
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I wouldn't mind
a good bitch sesh.
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- I've been
so stressed out lately, but--
- Bup, bup, bup.
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Whoever buys gets to talk.
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- Got it.
- Okay, so what's
going on, Riley?
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Jimmy showed up last night.
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Damn!
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Oh.
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And I'm working so hard
to keep my dad from killing him
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that I don't have time to think
about how much I wanna kill him.
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Ooh, good coffee and great tea.
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I mean, the guy hasn't changed.
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He thinks he can
just pop back in
and everything will be fine?
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Ugh, dying.
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And what about our kids?
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Carter's been having a hard time
with Jimmy since we moved here.
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Are you sure that Carter's
the only one having a hard time?
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Maybe you're struggling with
your feelings about Jimmy too.
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Am I crushing the klatch
or what?
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Great klatching.
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And he wrote me this song
to try to win me back.
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Classic love bombing.
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Exactly.
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And I haven't read it because
the songs are always great
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and that leads
to something else that's great.
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Mmm. Bump and grind.
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Smash City.
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That thing.
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Yeah.
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- We got it.
- Let me see this.
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"Dedicated to the girl
I don't deserve."
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- It says that?
- It should.
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Let me read this.
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Oh, damn.
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I'm two lines in,
and I think I just got pregnant.
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00:10:09,332 --> 00:10:11,507
Ooh, Riley, you in danger, girl.
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He just gonna write another one.
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- Hey, Pops.
- Hey, Carter, I'm out here.
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- Hey, kid. Hope school was okay.
- Mmm.
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Listen, I've been looking
at this rendering of mine.
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When we get back to the shop,
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what I wanna do is get
the stance to this right,
so it's lower like this.
210
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Then get cool wheels on it,
kind of represent your style.
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And because you're practical,
I'm gonna add
fog lights up here.
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Oh. Hey, can we add flames
running down the side?
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No.
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If you behave yourself,
I'm gonna put a new cam in this
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and get some dual carbs.
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It's gonna be as fast
as you can make a Swedish car.
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- Totally, totally.
- Hey, listen, uh...
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Why didn't you go to the pier
with your dad today?
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I don't know, I didn't really
feel like hanging out with him.
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I-I get that.
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I mean, you're the one
who called him a hipster loser.
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Hilarious.
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Did I really say that?
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You're not exactly
a whisperer, Pops.
225
00:11:14,397 --> 00:11:15,882
Well, you know, I...
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I don't really have to like
your dad.
227
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And-And it goes way back.
228
00:11:20,541 --> 00:11:23,510
You know, he got my daughter
pregnant in high school,
and they-they left and, um...
229
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made the miracle of you, so...
230
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But you... you're his son.
231
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You're not allowed
to dislike your dad
until way later in life.
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Maybe he should be
more of a dad.
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- You know, like you.
- Okay, um...
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I mean, me and my dad would
never do something like this.
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But, see, you get me, Pops.
236
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,324
Yeah, I just wanna be
your granddad.
237
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No. See, you got this car
'cause you knew I'd like it.
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I mean, you were right.
You're right about everything.
239
00:11:51,952 --> 00:11:55,093
And that's exactly why
you're getting the car.
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- There they are.
- Mom, we had so much fun.
241
00:12:01,617 --> 00:12:04,033
We went on all the rides,
and Dad bought me this.
242
00:12:04,447 --> 00:12:07,761
And for lunch,
we enjoyed some fried butter.
Yep, that's a thing.
243
00:12:07,865 --> 00:12:11,178
And then someone wanted
some cotton candy.
244
00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:13,733
Yeah, you.
245
00:12:14,699 --> 00:12:16,321
Looks like you had
a really great time.
246
00:12:16,425 --> 00:12:19,635
Yeah, we did. Maybe next time
you can come with us.
247
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,016
Oh, no.
248
00:12:21,119 --> 00:12:22,362
Remember when we did
the roller coaster
249
00:12:22,465 --> 00:12:24,295
at New York-New York,
and I got sick?
250
00:12:24,398 --> 00:12:27,056
They were cleaning puke
off the Statue of Liberty
for days.
251
00:12:27,712 --> 00:12:29,231
You put out her torch.
252
00:12:29,990 --> 00:12:33,097
All right, I'm gonna go
wash down that butter
with some root beer.
253
00:12:35,444 --> 00:12:37,377
Oh. Hey, bud.
254
00:12:37,964 --> 00:12:39,103
We, uh...
255
00:12:39,931 --> 00:12:41,174
We missed you out there.
256
00:12:41,277 --> 00:12:43,038
I had things to do.
257
00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:45,661
Oh. Okay.
258
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,354
Jimmy, can we talk?
259
00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:51,667
If you got something to say
to me, Matt, just say it.
260
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:56,120
Or maybe, just to switch it up,
don't say it.
261
00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:59,502
In private.
Can we talk in the garage?
262
00:13:01,642 --> 00:13:02,816
The garage?
263
00:13:04,266 --> 00:13:05,474
Just the two of us?
264
00:13:06,026 --> 00:13:07,717
Yeah, just the two of us
265
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:10,651
and my knife collection
and a basket full of grenades.
Come on.
266
00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:13,447
Dial 9,
keep your finger on the 1.
267
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,905
Man, this thing needs
a lot of work.
268
00:13:23,009 --> 00:13:25,874
That thrift store
Foo Fighter shirt's looking
pretty good right now, huh?
269
00:13:25,977 --> 00:13:27,945
Zero assembly required.
270
00:13:28,048 --> 00:13:30,050
Jimmy, Jimmy, listen to me.
271
00:13:30,154 --> 00:13:32,259
You know when
the drummer does his solo,
the bass player stops playing?
272
00:13:32,363 --> 00:13:33,882
That's what's gonna go down
right now.
273
00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:36,401
Yo, you bang on the skins.
I didn't know that--
274
00:13:36,505 --> 00:13:37,920
Got it. Solo. Go.
275
00:13:38,024 --> 00:13:39,957
That boy, Carter, you know,
276
00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:42,269
that kid somehow
got the idea that I'm
some kind of father figure.
277
00:13:42,373 --> 00:13:44,962
That's not my job.
That's your job.
You gotta be his dad.
278
00:13:45,065 --> 00:13:46,756
Okay. Well, this is rich.
279
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,655
I'm getting parenting advice
280
00:13:48,758 --> 00:13:51,554
from a guy whose daughter
wouldn't talk to him
for 15 years.
281
00:13:51,658 --> 00:13:53,625
Well, exactly.
282
00:13:53,729 --> 00:13:55,627
I know what it's like to lose
contact and emotional connection
with your kid.
283
00:13:55,731 --> 00:13:57,491
You don't want this, Jimmy.
284
00:13:57,595 --> 00:14:00,909
Why do you care
all of a sudden? You and I
have never gotten along.
285
00:14:01,012 --> 00:14:03,946
That's because I don't like you.
286
00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:05,637
You don't even know me.
287
00:14:05,741 --> 00:14:08,157
This is the first
one-on-one conversation
we've ever had.
288
00:14:08,261 --> 00:14:10,642
- What about the delivery room?
- That was just you
yelling at me.
289
00:14:10,746 --> 00:14:12,610
Thanksgiving?
290
00:14:12,713 --> 00:14:14,923
Okay. First one-on-one
conversation where you
didn't threaten to kill me.
291
00:14:15,026 --> 00:14:16,648
There's still time.
292
00:14:19,203 --> 00:14:21,446
What did you come here for?
What do you want?
293
00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:22,896
I wanna win my family back.
294
00:14:23,586 --> 00:14:27,418
Riley and I have had
our ups and downs,
but this time she seems serious.
295
00:14:27,521 --> 00:14:29,316
Do you blame her?
296
00:14:29,420 --> 00:14:31,318
You've been doing...
living your whole life
doing what you wanna do.
297
00:14:31,422 --> 00:14:33,527
- You don't even
pay attention to her.
- I am trying to make it.
298
00:14:33,631 --> 00:14:36,945
And when I do,
I'm gonna buy them the things
that every kid should have.
299
00:14:37,048 --> 00:14:40,707
A nice house with a yard
and a zip line to the pool.
300
00:14:42,122 --> 00:14:44,849
They don't need
any of that stuff.
They need their dad.
301
00:14:44,953 --> 00:14:47,852
- I know they need their dad!
- Well, step up
and be their dad then!
302
00:14:47,956 --> 00:14:49,854
Is everybody okay in here?
303
00:14:51,235 --> 00:14:53,030
- Should I call the police?
- No.
304
00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:54,790
Stand by.
305
00:14:58,449 --> 00:15:00,520
Hey. Hey, there you are.
306
00:15:00,623 --> 00:15:03,419
We waited to start drinking
till you got here.
Rules of the klatch.
307
00:15:03,972 --> 00:15:06,664
You so late, the foam heart
on my cappuccino
308
00:15:06,767 --> 00:15:08,804
look like an old man's ass.
309
00:15:09,563 --> 00:15:12,325
As predicted, Jimmy love bombed,
and then he ghosted.
310
00:15:12,428 --> 00:15:15,397
He quit it without the hit it?
Idiot.
311
00:15:16,122 --> 00:15:17,295
It's for the best.
312
00:15:18,987 --> 00:15:20,540
Wait, this is my order.
313
00:15:20,643 --> 00:15:23,129
Yep. Oat milk latte, two shots,
no sugar and a dash of cardamom.
314
00:15:23,646 --> 00:15:25,027
How did you know?
315
00:15:25,545 --> 00:15:26,960
'Cause I listened.
316
00:15:27,754 --> 00:15:30,136
Oh. Wow.
317
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,276
Not something I'm used to.
318
00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:35,037
If there wasn't
a no-crying-in-klatch rule,
319
00:15:35,141 --> 00:15:36,556
I'd be a puddle.
320
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:41,319
You know, I'm starting to think
you're making up these rules
as you go along.
321
00:15:42,079 --> 00:15:44,495
Okay, I bought today,
so I get to talk.
322
00:15:44,598 --> 00:15:46,117
- Hey, guys.
- Damn it!
323
00:15:46,807 --> 00:15:48,326
It's my klatch time.
324
00:15:49,465 --> 00:15:50,639
What are you doing here?
325
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,780
Hey, Stitch. Gabriel.
326
00:15:54,298 --> 00:15:55,540
You know, you're lucky.
327
00:15:55,644 --> 00:15:57,059
Matt's in there with a client,
328
00:15:57,163 --> 00:15:58,819
so you're probably gon'
make it out of here alive.
329
00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:01,753
You guys
still work for Matt, huh?
330
00:16:01,857 --> 00:16:04,411
No reason to chase a dream
when you caught it
on your first try.
331
00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:05,930
Dream?
332
00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:08,001
You and I have got
different work experiences.
333
00:16:08,622 --> 00:16:10,245
Come on, man.
Let's get back to work.
334
00:16:12,316 --> 00:16:13,731
You good?
335
00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:15,422
I'm good.
336
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,012
I thought you left.
337
00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:22,153
Just went for a drive
to think about some stuff.
338
00:16:23,327 --> 00:16:24,880
And I wanted to say
that I'm sorry.
339
00:16:25,501 --> 00:16:26,433
What?
340
00:16:26,537 --> 00:16:28,056
I wrote you the wrong song.
341
00:16:28,159 --> 00:16:30,230
What it should have said is,
342
00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:32,715
"I've been out there
doing whatever the hell I want.
343
00:16:33,509 --> 00:16:36,616
And what I should have
been doing is being a dad
to Carter and Georgia."
344
00:16:36,719 --> 00:16:38,618
- That doesn't rhyme.
- Yeah.
345
00:16:39,515 --> 00:16:40,896
I have to finish this tour.
346
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,140
When that's done,
I'm gonna get a real job.
347
00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:45,073
Closer to you and the kids.
348
00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:48,007
Are you doing Duolingo?
'Cause this is like
a foreign language.
349
00:16:48,386 --> 00:16:51,113
Well, I just realized
that the kids need a father.
350
00:16:51,872 --> 00:16:53,012
And you need a husband.
351
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,120
Well, actually,
I was gonna ask you to, um...
352
00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:00,329
What?
353
00:17:02,193 --> 00:17:03,332
We'll see.
354
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:07,129
Yeah, well, I guess
I should get going.
355
00:17:12,893 --> 00:17:14,930
- Okay, go.
- Oh.
356
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,347
Oh, not 'cause of me.
Your van's blocking
my dad's car.
357
00:17:18,451 --> 00:17:19,969
Oh, God. I'm a dead man.
358
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,429
Hey, was that Jimmy
I saw out there?
359
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:33,017
Everything okay?
360
00:17:33,121 --> 00:17:34,984
Yeah, he's going back on tour.
361
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:37,021
- Oh.
- But this time seems different.
362
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:41,681
He didn't talk about
making a demo
or opening for Dread Zeppelin.
363
00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:45,167
He said he was putting
his family first.
364
00:17:46,444 --> 00:17:48,032
First is a good place to start.
365
00:17:48,688 --> 00:17:50,345
What did you say to him
in the garage?
366
00:17:50,448 --> 00:17:51,829
Nothing. I just, you know,
367
00:17:51,932 --> 00:17:54,556
showed him my blow dart
and knife collection.
368
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,180
Same way you potty trained me.
369
00:17:59,457 --> 00:18:03,082
Well, is he gonna sign
the divorce papers?
370
00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:08,466
Don't be mad,
but I didn't give them to him.
371
00:18:10,744 --> 00:18:11,952
Riley, I'm not mad.
372
00:18:12,746 --> 00:18:15,404
Whatever is best for you and
the kids. That's all I'm about.
373
00:18:17,303 --> 00:18:18,545
I love you too, Dad.
374
00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:29,798
You'll never take me alive!
375
00:18:31,317 --> 00:18:34,216
- What are you doing?
- Uh, Grand Theft Auto.
376
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:37,081
The cops are after me
'cause I ran over a drug lord.
377
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,222
Well, in that case,
I hope you get a medal.
378
00:18:45,607 --> 00:18:46,849
What's Blackpink?
379
00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:49,335
It's my favorite K-pop band.
380
00:18:49,852 --> 00:18:52,786
Dad sent me this,
and it fits perfectly.
381
00:18:53,339 --> 00:18:54,478
Check it. Ready?
382
00:19:01,209 --> 00:19:03,763
I just ate,
so I-I can't even tell you.
383
00:19:03,866 --> 00:19:06,179
Listen, so you and your dad
are talking?
384
00:19:06,283 --> 00:19:08,388
Yeah. I mean, he's on his tour.
385
00:19:08,492 --> 00:19:12,220
But, look, he sent me a picture
of the world's biggest
ball of yarn.
386
00:19:12,323 --> 00:19:13,600
Well, well.
387
00:19:14,049 --> 00:19:15,050
Huh?
388
00:19:15,706 --> 00:19:18,605
- Living the dream, huh?
- "Boombayah," am I right?
389
00:19:21,884 --> 00:19:23,990
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
390
00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:26,993
You can't do that kind of stuff
in front of a Swedish car.
391
00:19:31,653 --> 00:19:34,518
I just didn't feel like I was
being seen or heard, you know?
392
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,210
So I asked to speak to
the supervisor.
393
00:19:37,728 --> 00:19:40,903
Apparently, hot dog carts
don't have supervisors, so.
394
00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:43,768
I'm about to break up with
my girlfriend.
395
00:19:43,872 --> 00:19:46,564
Hey, now we're klatching.
Deets now.
396
00:19:47,082 --> 00:19:49,291
I bought again.
It's my time to talk.
397
00:19:49,395 --> 00:19:51,880
Yeah, she wanted to bring
another woman into the bedroom.
398
00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,813
Okay, I was pretty much done.
399
00:19:54,745 --> 00:19:56,540
Hey. Did I miss it?
400
00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:58,852
- What?
- The coffee klatch.
401
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:02,649
Um, I'm not sure
you're qualified.
It mostly involves listening.
402
00:20:02,753 --> 00:20:06,998
Oh, I listen. Today,
I was listening to a guy
at the DMV who rescued a dog.
403
00:20:07,102 --> 00:20:08,897
Come on. Rescue, my ass.
404
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,312
It was a free dog.
405
00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:12,349
He didn't rescue it
from Somalian pirates.
406
00:20:12,452 --> 00:20:14,868
People just like taking credit
for stuff. It bothers me.
407
00:20:14,972 --> 00:20:19,183
Like, uh, restaurants, "We only
serve free-range chickens."
408
00:20:19,287 --> 00:20:20,702
Like the chickens have a choice.
409
00:20:20,805 --> 00:20:22,635
You get go in that door
and get your head cut off,
410
00:20:22,738 --> 00:20:26,086
or you can run around
and play hopscotch, hula hoop.
411
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,711
Oh, God.
I gotta get back to work.
412
00:20:30,608 --> 00:20:33,749
And you should know
I've never uttered
that sentence in my life.
413
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,683
- Yeah, Stitch,
we should get back to work.
- Hell yes.
414
00:20:36,787 --> 00:20:39,721
Oh, come on. We were having
so much fun klatching.
415
00:20:43,863 --> 00:20:45,416
That was easy.
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