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在春秋战国时代，伟大的诗人曲源因为被楚庄王训斥了几句，他一时冲动做了件傻事投河自尽了
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哈哈哈哈，就是因为他一时的冲动，所以后人就多了一天假期
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在远古时代，亚当跟夏娃在未尝禁果之前是不知道那种事的，
但是一时冲动偷吃了禁果，就是因为他的一时冲动触犯了天条，所以才有他
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清朝末期伟大的林则徐也是因为一时冲动做了一件惊天动地的事，他把成千上万吨的鸦片一把火烧光了，
还引起了中英大战，签下了不平等条约，就是因为他的一时冲动，哈哈，所以才是香港今天这么繁荣
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生活的开心吗
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有人说，如果人生如戏，那么生活就是预先不能彩排的戏
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喜怒哀乐时刻都会令你想冲动，那到底喜怒哀乐这4种情绪里面，哪种情绪最容易让你产生冲动呢
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有的人冲动的时候会沉默，有的人会做出一些不可理解的事
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你要属于那种的，打个电话来我就告诉你了
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1992 年的香江小姐冠军就是 1 号马晓玲小姐将代表香港作为亲善大使
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气死我了，那个一号凭什么当冠军呐
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他的胸是假的
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有记者问我，我就给他接出来
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十八
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号有什么流血让对上一
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小姐
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就是嘛，照相的时候又呲牙又咧嘴的
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就是嘛
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笑一下，再笑一笑，想不想当冠军呐
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好了，下
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一位
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还不换衣服，一会青面有新闻
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小妖你整天说有艳遇，形容一下
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嗨，有什么好说的
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那你就别胡说八道了
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哎，那你听着啊，他一上车
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地裤都露出来了，他那对又大又圆，快从胸罩里掉出来了
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也看得我眼都直了，喂不出声，听得流水
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留你的头
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他唱的那么难听，真热，让我唱吧
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来
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先喝点啊
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好，我来选歌
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你想吃什么
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我们做个朋友，要不要唱歌
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哈哈哈，明天我来接你下班
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不行，我爸爸会
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骂我
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那咱俩一样，我也怕我爸爸
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为什么怕
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你爸爸很厉害吗
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我爸爸已经去世了，要是碰见他就糟了
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嗯，不如明天我也走了
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别走，再玩一会吧
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我住的很远了
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那也没我远，我告诉你，我住的屯门，我住
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大于山哦
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好，拜拜
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我走了，拜拜各位，我走了
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拜拜拜拜拜拜拜拜
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等我收起来打热门
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谁呀
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千万不要哭，不能让大哥看见我这个样子
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是你小妹
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大哥我回来了
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你没带钥匙啊
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哎呀，不要哭吗
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洛旋有什么了不起
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输得起吗
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我们是不是哎
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给我给我给大哥，拿来，进去吧，别哭了别哭了，选不上有什么关系吗啊
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姨妈姑姑会看不起我
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现在我没脸见人了
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姨妈和姑姑都是自己人
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吗
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那不是一样，还有公司里的同事都在
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笑我
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笑你会长癌吗
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怕什么笑嘛
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那
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为什么看到我小便
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我以为你坐在那里
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坐在就要脱裤子的嘛
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坐在下面有水声的吗
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我
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你什么
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是我不对，是我不对
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喂
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又怎么了
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厕纸那啊
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怎么样
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好点没有
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我以后我不想上班了，我受不了别人的
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冷眼
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那不行，玩得起就要输得起，抬起头来做人
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这个人挺面熟
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是的
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好像在哪见，没见过他
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这女人好像在哪见过啊，挺面熟
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是啊，他一时想不起来这是什么，是不是上镜电视哪位，不知道
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是不是露出来的
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港姐
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可不是，这就是
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他
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什么有什么好看的
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哇
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这个是落下的，港姐
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落选就是，这是
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真厉害
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难道就不能落鞋吗
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嗯，好
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嗯，臭味道
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Kitty 有什么媚目新闻告诉我们
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Kitty 早
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诶，赶紧回来赶紧
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回来
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还是这舒服啊
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看了广告公司好的请你等等，谢谢
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男厕所都敢逛
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豪放
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喂，听说 6 号隆过胸的到底是
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不是真美
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我怎么知道
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9 号是不是上个龙虎豹
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啊
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嗯，你自己看
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其实 1 号不够冠军的格，那些平板真没
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眼光
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你也这么想啊
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当然，不过话说回来了，今年的港姐水平差，难怪你都入围
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了
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哈哈哈哈哈， carman，还是你够朋友，这么半天没说一句话
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什么
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他今天嗓子疼，说不出话
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来了
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哼， we go
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我带你看这种戏，生我的气了
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嗯，没有
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我是替
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KT 难过
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现在是我们两个人的时间，想别人干什么
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哎呦这么久你人多吗
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你怎么了还生气啊
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别生气了，不吃
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你别这样好不好
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汉堡包不好吃，我们去吃顿好的行不行
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我怕赶
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不上末班船了
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诶，我也想去玩的
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我真不明白为什么你不肯搬出来呢
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住大雨山很
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舒服吗
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刚认识的时候,住的远，现在
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不一样，我是个男人呐，这样跟没女朋友不是一样
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你 6 点下班吃完饭就要走，看完 7 点半电影就要赶船
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还有星期六、星期天吗
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你出得来吗
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每个礼拜你都说你爸不让你出来，你现在已经长大了
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不行了，没时间了
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算了，我送你走走吧
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诶，拜拜
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爸爸姐姐
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嗯，这么晚才回来，又到哪去疯去了
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你再不洗衣服，我跟你弟弟连内裤都没得换了
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我现在去
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嗯，爸爸，我有点事想跟你说说，我想搬出去住
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外边租房子那么贵，我们怎么租得起呢
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爸爸让我出去闯一下吗
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你这是跟我斗气啊，你以为我想住这么远
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申请公务又没有资格买楼，又没那么多钱，你叫我怎么办
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爸爸辛辛苦苦存了一点钱，凑足了手机才买了这个房子，
每个月要加上你的 2, 000 多块钱才够供这个房子
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你走了，这房子怎么办
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对不起爸爸，你别生气，是我错了，哼哼
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诶，他辞职啦
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别这么说，人家
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本来
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整天像花似的摆在这，就是动物园的狮子，让人看多了也烦啦
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这就是贪慕虚荣的结果
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各位早
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这么高兴啊，电视台捧你做明星啦
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一定要做明星才开心的嘛
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前天电视台打电话来叫我去试镜
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有什么好试的
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喂，等等我找你的
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我是Kitty
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你是 Kitty 吗
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我们是电视台的，想找你试镜
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好，时间方面，明天下午有没有问题呢
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噢，没关系，我可以请假的
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嗯，要施些什么
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要被施武功啊
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我们是招演员，不是招武师
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太好了，我也不会武师子的
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你明天下午 4 点钟来找我吧
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好啊好，可是我还不知道你叫什么名字啊
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你
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进来看看就知道了
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我知道不知道啊
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其实我的声音很好认的，你不可能认不出来呀
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你们真坏呀
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哈哈，幸亏呀，我受得住，要不然早就自杀了
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哈哈哈，我只是参选刚姐吗，又不是杀人放火，干嘛这么没完没了的笑我爹爹别哭，我没什么哭，
妈，都怪我贪慕虚荣，从楚红张曼玉能有几个人，往高处我又不自量，想做经理又轮不到我
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所以学人家就选美，活该丢人现眼
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亲娘，不要说对不起，不关你们的事
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别看了，大家做
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什么
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别这样啊，comment
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我全完了，什么都没有了
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有你哥哥和你男朋友吗
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没有，我落选之后他就没再来找过我，也不听我电话
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别太悲观了，再找找他可能还有希望
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Kitty 他
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不在不关你的事
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喂，你剪这个头一定很上劲
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我正忙着
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有事打电话给我吗
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你肯听我电话吗
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Julius，我赶时间
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第三名，怪不得我一落选你就不理我了，原来你追上个化名的
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我救过你的命啊
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你这么对我，你自己掉进水里我不救你早就淹死了
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忘恩负义
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那次是你把我推下水的
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你没有钱，都是我借给你的
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那些钱本来就是我的
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我还答应你入选之后把奖金奖品都给你
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可惜你没有选上
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你们两人好
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烦呐
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叶丽
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监听，走吧，你出了这个门就不要再回来，小回来好难了，求我啊
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我也许会原谅你
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快快门呐
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现在觉得我好了，见你这么生气就
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原谅你了啊
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呦，过来啊
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啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊老天爷你是不是耍我啊
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你不回来就行了，有本事你就下雨淋我不会这么灵吧
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ah yeah ah。
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麻烦你借给我一把伞
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没有，我没带伞
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呢
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啊啊啊啊啊啊啊下巴下巴，您尽快下巴下，累死我
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实在太过分了，真是可惜，为什么雨这么快就停了
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希望有机会再见
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你说的那个白马王子，如果他来接你下班怎么办
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呢
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他才不会来接我下班，如果他来了拉你上车你怎么办呢
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那还用说，当然不上了
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喂，真的不杀
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打死都不杀啊
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我们去哪啊
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你猜猜
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不会第一天认识就把我送回家吧
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夏部大
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如果真的那样，我宁愿跳车
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去我家，好不好
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没问题，我怎么这么贱呢
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是的话也别这么快
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你别误会我有什么企图啊
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我是觉得跟一个漂亮女孩在一起，应该去一个没人骚扰有罗曼 IG 的地方
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小姐
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什么事没
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没什么
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你喜欢站着还是坐着
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我站着行了啊
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好
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我的鞋不能脱的
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嗯，过来看看
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嗯，所有的鞋都是新的，我爸爸说只有这样才不会踩到屋里的地毯，随便挑，我帮你挑
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嗯，这双玻璃鞋怎么样啊
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我以为玻璃鞋在童话故事里才有，原来真的有啊
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肚子饿了吗
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嗯，我帮你
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想吃什么有什么吃的
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嗯，这里有中餐、西餐、法国餐、意大利餐、苏联餐、
埃斯基莫餐、非洲餐、南极餐，还有夏米餐，只要你能念出来的都有
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那就听你的
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好
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怎么你家的佣人都神出鬼没的
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没有
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不觉得
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这还不算神出帷幕
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吃金箔
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怎么不爱吃印度金箔
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嗯，饱了
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金箔是激励版
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我们来跳个桑巴
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好，哼，他为什么把气氛搞得这么浪漫
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莫非第一次带我来他家就想她的身材真好
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咦，为什么我听到他说话，他的手摸头好舒服啊
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如果再往下一点就好了
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嗯，不摸了，早知道就不推开他的手了，还来呀
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是你叫我往下拨的，怎么你也听到我说话
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傻丫头，你都能听到我，我当然也能听到你了
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怎么办呢
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不要乱说话，不要乱说话
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都说了不要乱说话了啊
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啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 Kitty Kitty，你没事吧
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我没事
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对不起，你实在太诱惑了，你走吧，再这么下去我怕我不能控制自己了
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宋克钱
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啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊咦，我的皮包
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难道他故意留下来的
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糟糕，他一定以为我故意留下来作为回劝借口
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叫不叫他回来拿
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好
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这样啊
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干啥干啥
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怎么
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哈哈哈哈，来ah
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哇
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嗯，九度深
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我搞肚子
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小姐，你没事吧
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没事，当然没事了，你不要我，有人
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要
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男人嘛，满街都是
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对，千万不要做傻事啊
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你好热
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嗯， 4G 哥哥你真是好人
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好人吧，我不敢当，说我笨倒是真的
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小姐像你这么漂亮，不愁没有男朋友吗
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你是干什么的啊
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小姐
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没办法，正好等你醒来
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这儿我们好像走过
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嗯，那就走那边
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唉，好像又走到这儿来了
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是咖们不如我们进去吧
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好吧
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真的
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好啊
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00:37:07,220 --> 00:37:08,780
这儿的自助餐很好吃的
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我不想
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吃自助餐
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00:37:11,110 --> 00:37:11,550
吃什么
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自己叫了
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00:37:12,950 --> 00:37:14,549
我也不想吃自己
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的
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00:37:14,910 --> 00:37:15,910
那你想吃什么
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00:37:16,830 --> 00:37:19,269
我，我不想吃东西，我想吃
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你
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00:37:20,990 --> 00:37:22,029
这个人这么豪
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法吗
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00:37:24,610 --> 00:37:28,530
哎，卡门，你不要这样好不好
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00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:34,559
你真坏，卡门是不是这里啊
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00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:39,720
是啊，唉，站稳点，带着小心
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00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:53,560
no，对不起，你起来
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两天软
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中间
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好舒服啊
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00:38:08,690 --> 00:38:12,319
不要，你干什么呀你
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我帮你擦干净
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你干什么
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干
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什么
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爸爸洗干净裤子啊
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00:38:40,870 --> 00:38:42,189
不用，我自己洗
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行了
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不用
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00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:44,349
不用了，没关系，不用
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00:38:44,350 --> 00:38:45,350
了
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00:38:46,370 --> 00:38:54,370
那我先去洗澡，你自己换裤子，床单放在抽屉里，你帮我换
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你尽量帮我擦背
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擦背
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不行不行
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00:39:13,830 --> 00:39:16,430
那随便你擦背
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哇
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00:39:19,871 --> 00:39:22,269
擦背可以哈
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00:39:22,270 --> 00:39:22,710
我进来
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00:39:22,710 --> 00:39:22,910
了
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00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:24,030
我来了
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00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:26,320
我可以进来
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00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:26,800
吗
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00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,400
你进来干什么
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00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:32,600
进来洗裤子
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00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:35,760
好，OK
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00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:40,319
你男朋友一定是你
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男朋友
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00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:44,040
不可能哈
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00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,440
这么晚了你来干什么
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00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,799
误会误会，我们什么都未做啊
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00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:58,000
不是不是，是什么都没做
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00:39:58,280 --> 00:39:59,240
什么都没做
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00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:00,240
你放心了
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00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,320
还未做啊
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00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:05,090
那还要等多久啊
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00:40:06,690 --> 00:40:07,690
等多久
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如果你不介意
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00:40:09,650 --> 00:40:11,490
让我先做
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00:40:11,690 --> 00:40:12,950
原来你是啊
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00:40:13,270 --> 00:40:17,590
哦哦，我很快的，你不用等很久
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00:40:20,780 --> 00:40:22,249
我没骗你，是你自己
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没问吗
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00:40:24,980 --> 00:40:28,700
不好意思，你们玩得开心点
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00:40:33,620 --> 00:40:36,099
你每次都弄得渔火焚身就来找我办
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00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:39,700
你的女朋友花的这些钱出一万次酒店都够了
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00:40:40,340 --> 00:40:42,340
他们快来哦
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00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:47,640
嗯嗯，来吧
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00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:56,120
嗯嗯，好可怕啊
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00:40:59,430 --> 00:41:01,109
妈妈，我喜欢你的
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地空
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00:41:04,190 --> 00:41:06,189
老妹，我喜欢你的
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00:41:06,190 --> 00:41:07,190
胸围
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00:41:09,490 --> 00:41:11,249
康门，我喜欢你的
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00:41:11,250 --> 00:41:15,010
头发，康门
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00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:52,800
No
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00:41:53,480 --> 00:42:01,480
No no
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00:42:56,860 --> 00:42:57,860
Hahaha
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Wow ah hahaha ah hahaha
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00:43:06,260 --> 00:43:07,260
Ah
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00:43:30,330 --> 00:43:31,330
是吗啊
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00:43:51,260 --> 00:43:52,340
啊啊我
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00:43:53,620 --> 00:43:56,580
那他不在什么时候回来
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00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:58,400
谢谢
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00:43:58,401 --> 00:44:00,239
你有没有说什么时候回来
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00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:05,320
嗯，一定还在生我的气，两个礼拜不听我的，电话也不打给我
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00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:06,840
你也够厉害的
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00:44:07,810 --> 00:44:10,880
当然，在酒店门口到了那么多人多尴尬
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00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:12,640
小姐
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00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:14,520
找哪位啊
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00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,400
明公子叫我送花来了
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00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:18,466
她不是去了美国了吗
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00:44:18,490 --> 00:44:19,720
嘿嘿，你看看那边
415
00:44:25,630 --> 00:44:27,910
哎，快过来
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00:44:29,390 --> 00:44:31,430
各位观众 remove control
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00:44:31,950 --> 00:44:32,150
见
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00:44:32,151 --> 00:44:33,831
不到花是不是觉得很奇怪呢
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00:44:34,150 --> 00:44:35,749
因为我想了想就是送1万
420
00:44:35,750 --> 00:44:39,140
朵玫瑰花不够特别，所以我干脆送个玫瑰园给
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00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:41,220
这个花园是用你的名字命名的
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00:44:42,110 --> 00:44:44,060
哇，这么漂亮
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00:44:44,220 --> 00:44:45,060
你现在在哪啊
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00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:46,139
这个花园在瑞士
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00:44:46,140 --> 00:44:53,300
我当然在瑞士了，我怕你挂念我，所以特地买了这里皮迦电视台，利用他们的微博传讯跟你通话
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00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:54,870
你怎么这么傻
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00:44:55,030 --> 00:44:55,230
因为
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00:44:55,231 --> 00:44:56,911
我想起有句话要问你
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00:44:59,750 --> 00:45:01,230
你回来再问吧
430
00:45:01,550 --> 00:45:05,390
不行，一定要现在问，我想马上知道，哈哈哈
431
00:45:05,870 --> 00:45:07,629
Kitty，你嫁给我
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00:45:07,630 --> 00:45:08,190
吧
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00:45:08,191 --> 00:45:09,430
哇
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00:45:09,670 --> 00:45:10,030
恭喜
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00:45:10,031 --> 00:45:16,749
你成为明太太，在未来的日子里将代表我们名家做亲善大使，肩负其宣扬
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00:45:16,750 --> 00:45:18,190
友爱、互助
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00:45:18,470 --> 00:45:19,470
世界和平
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和其名家传宗接代的
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责任
440
00:45:41,770 --> 00:45:45,850
将来你就是我们名家的人了，要出去见人的
441
00:45:46,250 --> 00:45:51,520
进餐的仪态是很重要的，喝汤的时候不能够有生硬，我示范给你看呐
442
00:45:52,830 --> 00:46:00,830
哼，明白了吗
443
00:46:09,950 --> 00:46:14,710
这样喝法剩下的汤喝不到了，不是很浪费吗
444
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:23,840
对不起
445
00:46:43,230 --> 00:46:50,110
诶，小心不要暴饮暴食，我们明家的太太们每一个都身材很骄人，进的总督府出的大场面
446
00:46:50,550 --> 00:46:51,550
是啊
447
00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:55,980
我饱了
448
00:46:56,450 --> 00:47:01,250
嗯，原来是你
449
00:47:01,570 --> 00:47:05,970
废话，我来看看你的内衣裤是什么牌子的，能不能见到人
450
00:47:06,450 --> 00:47:07,290
穿在里面
451
00:47:07,330 --> 00:47:08,330
谁能看见啊
452
00:47:08,450 --> 00:47:09,450
万一有人看见
453
00:47:10,180 --> 00:47:11,180
怎么可能呢
454
00:47:11,330 --> 00:47:11,610
怎么
455
00:47:11,610 --> 00:47:12,610
不可能啊
456
00:47:12,770 --> 00:47:14,226
维尼突然病了，进了医院
457
00:47:14,250 --> 00:47:20,450
嗯，维尼和其他的他俩一起去洗手间，维尼走了，光这些街边货以后不要再穿了
458
00:47:20,860 --> 00:47:21,860
那我穿什么
459
00:47:25,670 --> 00:47:28,150
去大公司买最贵最新潮的
460
00:47:30,310 --> 00:47:31,340
你对我真好
461
00:48:22,340 --> 00:48:28,420
我都叫你不要暴饮暴食了，刚刚认识你的时候你的腰还很细，现在居然粗了几寸
462
00:48:28,750 --> 00:48:30,909
嗯，是吗
463
00:48:30,910 --> 00:48:35,509
哼，真扫兴啊，本来想今天可以好好享受一次的
464
00:48:35,510 --> 00:48:37,230
哎，你去哪啊
465
00:48:37,630 --> 00:48:39,430
如果你再胖下去怎么做我的太太
466
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:40,670
你好好想想吧
467
00:48:46,740 --> 00:48:54,740
哈哈哈，我这个妹妹不太懂事，哈哈，其实你想娶我妹妹，嘿嘿
468
00:49:03,100 --> 00:49:03,540
吃东西
469
00:49:03,541 --> 00:49:05,140
吃东西啊
470
00:49:12,390 --> 00:49:19,570
嗯，妹妹为什么不吃
471
00:49:20,250 --> 00:49:21,250
我不饿
472
00:49:31,900 --> 00:49:37,760
嗯哼，平常老是吃肉，换点素的也好嘛
473
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,519
这个菜叫毛厘头，专吃龙虾的
474
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:41,520
毛的
475
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:49,640
嗯哦，妹妹吃鸽子毛，这个叫返璞归真
476
00:50:01,690 --> 00:50:05,130
不是吃毛，是吃配菜，哼哼
477
00:50:11,390 --> 00:50:15,430
嗯，又说是吃素，怎么会有肉呢
478
00:50:16,070 --> 00:50:18,470
也就是不能喝洗手
479
00:50:24,930 --> 00:50:27,609
这个垂涎欲滴的汤是用来看
480
00:50:27,610 --> 00:50:28,610
的
481
00:50:30,430 --> 00:50:32,230
对不起，我有事先走了
482
00:50:37,570 --> 00:50:40,970
哥哥别拉着我，你别生他的气啊
483
00:50:41,090 --> 00:50:42,729
他们是这样的，我是
484
00:50:42,730 --> 00:50:45,490
生你的气，你为什么要委屈自己
485
00:50:46,090 --> 00:50:48,650
他们全家都是怪人，为了他你值得吗
486
00:50:49,790 --> 00:50:51,030
可是他对我是真心的
487
00:50:51,630 --> 00:50:55,910
是真心就应该爱你，疼你，不会连饭都不让你吃
488
00:50:56,190 --> 00:50:57,990
我不饿
489
00:50:58,310 --> 00:51:03,320
明明是不给你吃，不过给你吃也不行，哪有给人吃毛的
490
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:04,920
所以我就不吃喽
491
00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:09,470
你有没有骨气好
492
00:51:09,950 --> 00:51:13,629
你要嫁给他就嫁给他，我什么都不管，你就吃马驰
493
00:51:13,630 --> 00:51:14,630
开心
494
00:51:15,110 --> 00:51:16,110
哥哥
495
00:51:36,070 --> 00:51:37,070
请你等一等
496
00:51:37,470 --> 00:51:38,310
原来是你啊
497
00:51:38,311 --> 00:51:40,151
对，很巧啊，请你等一会
498
00:51:43,430 --> 00:51:47,550
幸亏我及时想起来了，不然留下电话就麻烦了
499
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:49,120
去哪里啊
500
00:51:49,121 --> 00:51:50,160
诶，九龙堂
501
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:02,559
不要嘛，不要有人呢
502
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:03,560
不要这样
503
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:05,959
就当便宜他好了啊
504
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:06,520
不要嘛
505
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:06,760
多
506
00:52:06,761 --> 00:52:08,080
不好啊
507
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:11,680
嗯，那不要这样，不要
508
00:52:17,410 --> 00:52:18,010
你没事吧
509
00:52:18,250 --> 00:52:19,170
你怎么开车的
510
00:52:19,210 --> 00:52:19,970
没有那根筋
511
00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:20,970
你怎么开DS
512
00:52:21,650 --> 00:52:24,050
对不起，对不起，完了还不开车
513
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:33,720
嗯，还摸摸
514
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:34,600
摸吧
515
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:34,920
没有
516
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:35,920
关系
517
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:39,920
好，摸吧
518
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:40,960
摸，让你摸个狗
519
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:44,200
你好过瘾
520
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,570
好大呜
521
00:52:48,530 --> 00:52:50,250
你会软呐，好舒服
522
00:52:50,770 --> 00:52:52,490
呜，好舒服
523
00:53:01,370 --> 00:53:03,450
wow i go ah wow ah。
524
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:29,390
你吃醋啊
525
00:53:31,390 --> 00:53:33,070
四季大哥，这是什么地方
526
00:53:33,430 --> 00:53:34,430
九龙堂
527
00:53:34,710 --> 00:53:35,550
不是吧
528
00:53:35,630 --> 00:53:36,390
这是九龙堂
529
00:53:36,390 --> 00:53:37,390
你别开玩笑了
530
00:53:37,830 --> 00:53:37,870
是
531
00:53:37,910 --> 00:53:38,910
是
532
00:53:39,260 --> 00:53:40,260
你说什么
533
00:53:41,050 --> 00:53:43,449
对面是九龙，下面是水塘，不是九龙堂
534
00:53:43,450 --> 00:53:44,450
是什么
535
00:53:45,090 --> 00:53:46,090
是开玩笑
536
00:53:46,091 --> 00:53:49,569
你才开玩笑呢，我开的是汽车，不是酒店哎
537
00:53:49,570 --> 00:53:54,490
是是是哎是是是是，又摸又蹭又叫椿又的，我怎么开车啊
538
00:53:54,570 --> 00:53:57,609
是是是是是是，就会说是，我也是人
539
00:53:57,610 --> 00:53:58,130
不是不是
540
00:53:58,131 --> 00:54:01,531
你说我不是人，哎哎，我是，我错，不信你试试
541
00:54:01,850 --> 00:54:03,610
你开车，我在后面摸摸蹭蹭
542
00:54:04,730 --> 00:54:11,970
嘿嘿，没问题，没问题，嘿嘿嘿，爸爸妈妈最多我给你双倍价钱
543
00:54:12,650 --> 00:54:13,650
我无所谓
544
00:54:15,250 --> 00:54:18,889
唉，好好的照顾他，他好像有点神经似的，别惹
545
00:54:18,890 --> 00:54:23,550
他，嘿嘿
546
00:54:35,860 --> 00:54:37,860
有什么好看的，哼
547
00:54:41,340 --> 00:54:42,220
干什么
548
00:54:42,260 --> 00:54:47,779
你没胆子啊啊
549
00:54:47,780 --> 00:54:55,780
嗯嗯，我知道你是特地等我的，是不是
550
00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:10,680
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，来就来
551
00:55:25,210 --> 00:55:33,210
这样总算可以出去见人了，慢着
552
00:55:44,110 --> 00:55:46,510
收了一寸零两分，嘿嘿
553
00:56:10,860 --> 00:56:18,860
啊啊，太过分了你，你的减肥技巧太差了，不仅腰细了，连胸都小了
554
00:56:22,830 --> 00:56:27,150
还不要紧，最重要的是照啦
555
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:35,160
为什么我怎么可以一辈子对着又小又皱了胸
556
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:05,360
什么牌子
557
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:06,760
是杂牌
558
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:08,320
拿诶，拿来看看
559
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:08,920
你妈好看的
560
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:09,920
你那么小气嘛
561
00:57:12,540 --> 00:57:17,409
哇，霜照
562
00:57:17,410 --> 00:57:25,130
我说是天生的，长得不好擦，什么都没用，给我都不用，要靠这个看上去是假的
563
00:57:25,170 --> 00:57:25,450
谁说
564
00:57:25,450 --> 00:57:26,450
我擦这个
565
00:57:26,570 --> 00:57:30,720
我以为是面霜，是不是你掉的
566
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:37,160
当然不是，今天这么多模特派广告，可能是他们掉的也说不定啊
567
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:40,119
胡说，我的身材这么好，用不着差，那就是
568
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:41,120
无头公案了
569
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:43,199
哼哼，走吧
570
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:44,200
走吧走
571
00:57:53,510 --> 00:57:54,700
喂，怎么搞的
572
00:57:54,740 --> 00:57:55,340
补完做没有
573
00:57:55,340 --> 00:57:55,780
就等你
574
00:57:55,780 --> 00:57:56,780
了，来了
575
00:58:04,570 --> 00:58:09,050
嗯，霜，收紧肌肉，防止皱纹
576
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:24,039
你光喝水不吃饭，婆不长
577
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:24,200
的
578
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:25,200
我吃生菜
579
00:58:30,050 --> 00:58:31,650
哦，等一下找你的
580
00:58:35,660 --> 00:58:37,100
好，就这样
581
00:58:37,820 --> 00:58:39,420
谁打来的
582
00:58:40,170 --> 00:58:42,920
我老爸他没有再找你吗
583
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:46,320
没有，不过我很惦着他
584
00:58:48,650 --> 00:58:53,409
喂，星期六阿文生日自助餐直落卡拉OK，你们去
585
00:58:53,410 --> 00:58:54,529
不去自助餐
586
00:58:54,530 --> 00:58:55,530
我不去了
587
00:58:56,250 --> 00:58:57,250
诶，那你呢
588
00:58:58,170 --> 00:59:00,560
我去，你能去
589
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:01,800
那好吧
590
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:04,640
你不怕你老爸骂你啊
591
00:59:04,860 --> 00:59:12,860
我想约阿江，我想订间房
592
00:59:17,790 --> 00:59:18,710
诶，怎么订电啊
593
00:59:18,710 --> 00:59:18,990
怎么回事
594
00:59:19,630 --> 00:59:20,630
有老鼠
595
00:59:21,230 --> 00:59:21,670
手电筒
596
00:59:21,710 --> 00:59:22,670
这是什么东西啊
597
00:59:22,670 --> 00:59:22,870
手有点
598
00:59:22,870 --> 00:59:23,870
发光的
599
00:59:24,310 --> 00:59:25,310
我有手电筒
600
00:59:25,590 --> 00:59:27,150
荧光闭幕荧光眉
601
00:59:28,710 --> 00:59:29,390
怎么是平
602
00:59:29,390 --> 00:59:29,710
的
603
00:59:29,711 --> 00:59:30,790
这怎么平的
604
00:59:30,910 --> 00:59:31,930
岂有此理啊
605
00:59:37,010 --> 00:59:38,809
哎，你也是啊
606
00:59:38,810 --> 00:59:40,609
哈哈，怎么这么拯救他
607
00:59:40,610 --> 00:59:41,649
不关我的事啊
608
00:59:41,650 --> 00:59:42,130
我怎么了
609
00:59:42,131 --> 00:59:43,170
哈哈哈，真是
610
00:59:45,210 --> 00:59:45,780
可以，你
611
00:59:45,780 --> 00:59:46,980
明天不用上班了
612
01:00:02,820 --> 01:00:04,529
最近很忙吗
613
01:00:04,530 --> 01:00:07,860
是啊，那累不累呀
614
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:17,770
还好，没以前那么辛苦，我有点事跟你说
615
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:19,880
你先说
616
01:00:21,910 --> 01:00:22,990
我想跟你分手
617
01:00:26,660 --> 01:00:30,196
以后你可一下班就回家，不用晚上赶船那么辛苦了
618
01:00:30,220 --> 01:00:31,620
我知道你一直很辛苦
619
01:00:31,940 --> 01:00:34,420
我知道，但我会改的，还给我一次机会
620
01:00:34,820 --> 01:00:36,379
你不要委屈自己好不好
621
01:00:36,380 --> 01:00:40,139
现在我也没有怪你，你可以在大雨山认识一个乡下佬，他也是
622
01:00:40,140 --> 01:00:41,700
男人，我就喜欢你一个
623
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:45,080
楼下那个胖妹妹也喜欢我要相配才行
624
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:47,720
我们俩很相配，只是我住得远吗
625
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:48,720
这还
626
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:49,720
不够啊
627
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:51,200
我已经想清楚了
628
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:52,280
分手
629
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:54,999
求求你别跟我分手，我一定改
630
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:55,240
的
631
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:56,520
你放手啊
632
01:00:56,520 --> 01:00:57,520
这样好看吗
633
01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:01,570
我已经七天没回家了，不信你看
634
01:01:02,330 --> 01:01:06,610
没骗你，你再给我一次机会，哼
635
01:01:09,110 --> 01:01:10,110
阿姐
636
01:01:24,700 --> 01:01:25,700
这样
637
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,040
我有点事想请你帮忙
638
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:35,840
你说
639
01:01:38,060 --> 01:01:40,460
可不可以把那个钥匙借给我
640
01:01:40,860 --> 01:01:45,640
我晚上约了女朋友，你不说话就是
641
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:47,320
OK 了，那谢谢你了
642
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:49,890
嗯，再见
643
01:02:28,220 --> 01:02:29,539
老爸打电话过来
644
01:02:29,540 --> 01:02:37,540
那什么，去死吧，我真的想死
645
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:47,080
现在让我去死
646
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:55,560
哈哈，伙计，拿酒来，哈哈哈
647
01:03:05,670 --> 01:03:06,190
怎么了
648
01:03:06,191 --> 01:03:08,150
嗯，好疼啊
649
01:03:08,910 --> 01:03:09,870
哪里疼啊
650
01:03:09,870 --> 01:03:10,870
我来闻闻
651
01:03:10,950 --> 01:03:12,350
不是这里
652
01:03:12,510 --> 01:03:16,170
嗯，我要你问我这里
653
01:03:20,890 --> 01:03:23,050
你的嘴这么大，这么吻呐
654
01:03:23,450 --> 01:03:26,050
当然了，眉这么大，怎么装的线
655
01:03:26,170 --> 01:03:32,940
哎呦哈哈哈哇嗯
656
01:03:42,370 --> 01:03:50,370
wow oh ah ah ah。
657
01:04:17,510 --> 01:04:25,510
哼，你还是不是男人呐，明知道自己不行就不要玩我，弄得人家一点都不过瘾
658
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:35,719
幸亏现在还早，如果找不到男人，我不是要自摸喽
659
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:38,230
以后不要来找我
660
01:04:49,300 --> 01:04:55,190
嗯嗯嗯嗯，开门开门
661
01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:02,980
他们你干什么呀
662
01:05:03,620 --> 01:05:05,660
你怎么看他们
663
01:05:06,180 --> 01:05:07,500
你不要在这闹事了
664
01:05:07,660 --> 01:05:08,660
干嘛不要
665
01:05:09,460 --> 01:05:12,086
你祖宗十八代都是男盗女猖
666
01:05:12,110 --> 01:05:13,110
你说什么
667
01:05:13,540 --> 01:05:16,540
你祖宗十八代都是男盗女唱
668
01:05:16,660 --> 01:05:18,636
歪歪，你先进来再说好不好啊
669
01:05:18,660 --> 01:05:20,220
让人家看你都不好
670
01:05:20,300 --> 01:05:20,860
干嘛
671
01:05:20,861 --> 01:05:21,899
我为什么要听你的话
672
01:05:21,900 --> 01:05:22,980
你又不是我男朋友
673
01:05:23,140 --> 01:05:25,019
是啊，我就是让全世界的人
674
01:05:25,020 --> 01:05:26,699
都知道啊
675
01:05:26,700 --> 01:05:31,039
卡门，不要这样啊
676
01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:32,296
哎，对不起对不起，对不起
677
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:32,800
怎么回事
678
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:33,600
开门
679
01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:35,400
喂喂喂，开门
680
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:39,319
你不要这样，什么事啊
681
01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:41,399
没什么对不起，喝醉了他妈
682
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:42,720
能放手啊
683
01:05:42,820 --> 01:05:50,820
臭男人，他们跟我交朋友之前也不嫌我老爸饿，没我之前也不嫌我住得远，我显得很差吗
684
01:05:52,570 --> 01:05:53,690
我的皮肤不白吗
685
01:05:53,850 --> 01:05:55,210
我的不好吗
686
01:05:55,330 --> 01:05:56,689
你不知道为我牺牲
687
01:05:56,690 --> 01:05:57,130
吗
688
01:05:57,210 --> 01:05:58,850
他们，你不要这样，快来看呐
689
01:05:59,070 --> 01:05:59,540
你们
690
01:05:59,540 --> 01:05:59,820
看
691
01:06:00,300 --> 01:06:03,260
摸摸摸，奶，乖，他们
692
01:06:03,340 --> 01:06:04,340
起摸
693
01:06:05,140 --> 01:06:07,300
他们，你到底要干什么
694
01:06:07,340 --> 01:06:07,660
你不要
695
01:06:07,661 --> 01:06:09,880
这样，好不好啊
696
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:11,600
臭男人
697
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:14,360
你喜欢我为什么不搬出来住
698
01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:15,840
你是男人吗
699
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:19,080
如果你爱我，为什么不跟我结婚呢
700
01:06:20,220 --> 01:06:25,729
我真诚出了房间等人家来玩玩，人家都不来，我又回不了家，我真
701
01:06:25,730 --> 01:06:26,730
该死
702
01:06:34,570 --> 01:06:38,610
他们，你醒了来喝杯热茶
703
01:06:43,630 --> 01:06:44,910
我做过什么
704
01:06:45,270 --> 01:06:46,270
你什么也没做过
705
01:06:58,620 --> 01:07:06,620
这是我租的房，我是不是妨碍你们两个
706
01:07:08,030 --> 01:07:09,110
什么妨碍啊
707
01:07:09,470 --> 01:07:12,890
他早走了，你才是我真正的女朋友
708
01:07:14,970 --> 01:07:17,690
哎哎，开门
709
01:07:17,770 --> 01:07:18,770
你怎么了
710
01:07:19,130 --> 01:07:20,130
开门
711
01:07:22,510 --> 01:07:24,469
阿江，你有没有骗
712
01:07:24,470 --> 01:07:24,830
我
713
01:07:25,270 --> 01:07:26,270
没有
714
01:07:26,390 --> 01:07:31,670
我知道错了，我决定跟你结婚，真的
715
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:01,800
ha ha ha。
716
01:08:02,580 --> 01:08:10,580
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 ah ah ah ah ah ha ha ha ah ah ah
717
01:09:32,430 --> 01:09:34,300
我是处男
718
01:09:35,690 --> 01:09:36,210
听到了没有
719
01:09:36,211 --> 01:09:40,211
鸡虫饼弄个好的给他，免得他憋不住去找街边货
720
01:09:40,730 --> 01:09:45,010
你别说，正好有一个好的，又漂亮又温柔又体贴
721
01:09:45,050 --> 01:09:47,129
我本来想说今天晚上自己用，现在
722
01:09:47,130 --> 01:09:48,130
给你
723
01:09:48,580 --> 01:09:50,180
不要我不合适
724
01:09:50,530 --> 01:09:51,730
哎，他什么都干
725
01:09:52,530 --> 01:09:53,930
是不是连脚趾头也舔
726
01:09:57,670 --> 01:09:59,380
我告诉你，听说
727
01:10:00,020 --> 01:10:01,220
姓虐待都可以
728
01:10:02,220 --> 01:10:03,660
那就是没试过喽
729
01:10:04,220 --> 01:10:07,259
我今天晚上就做场好戏，照了相给你们看看啊
730
01:10:07,260 --> 01:10:09,819
别吹牛，你做了再说，一定给
731
01:10:09,820 --> 01:10:10,820
你们看
732
01:10:21,730 --> 01:10:23,130
唉，这么巧啊
733
01:10:23,330 --> 01:10:23,850
是啊
734
01:10:24,210 --> 01:10:25,210
哼，这么巧
735
01:10:26,290 --> 01:10:28,249
这么巧在这儿碰到你们
736
01:10:28,250 --> 01:10:28,290
是
737
01:10:28,650 --> 01:10:29,650
你们认识的
738
01:10:30,010 --> 01:10:31,010
哎，漂亮
739
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:38,830
我把东西都带齐了，连相机都带了，明天就有的看了啊
740
01:10:44,990 --> 01:10:46,549
来，不要这个钱，我是我们要
741
01:10:46,550 --> 01:10:47,030
的
742
01:10:47,190 --> 01:10:48,429
哎，别那么扫兴啊
743
01:10:48,430 --> 01:10:55,910
哈哈哈，来来来来来，不用不行，也得行，来，你就好
744
01:10:55,990 --> 01:10:56,990
我不要
745
01:11:17,470 --> 01:11:17,670
Ha ha
746
01:11:18,230 --> 01:11:19,230
Ha
747
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:20,989
我好怕你不要
748
01:11:20,990 --> 01:11:24,850
走，但是虽然是处女
749
01:11:34,520 --> 01:11:42,520
以下这个步骤非常的重要，先清理好桌子，桌面要保持清洁，不然的话很容易被细菌感染，然后就可以把它拿出来，
慢慢来，拿出来之后轻轻地拍一拍，待一遍，如果令肉汁更加鲜嫩的话，可以揉几下，然后就是绑绳子的步骤了
750
01:12:03,330 --> 01:12:08,290
嗯，这个步骤大家可以做得好一点，把脚绑得结实一点
751
01:12:09,910 --> 01:12:17,910
我们首先在脚上打一个结，然后就把绳子搭到头上，绕一个圈
752
01:12:19,380 --> 01:12:20,900
之后就放进微波
753
01:12:20,940 --> 01:12:20,980
中
754
01:12:21,860 --> 01:12:25,020
嗯，这个步骤做好之后 4 分钟就可以吃了
755
01:12:34,420 --> 01:12:37,740
你在看什么啊
756
01:12:46,860 --> 01:12:54,860
难，帮我揉揉肩膀
757
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:04,000
快心点
758
01:13:10,450 --> 01:13:11,450
MMM。
759
01:13:37,270 --> 01:13:37,470
你
760
01:13:37,471 --> 01:13:38,630
干什么嘛
761
01:13:39,300 --> 01:13:40,729
你还没脱裤呢
762
01:13:40,730 --> 01:13:41,730
怎么做
763
01:13:44,930 --> 01:13:49,850
你别动，你别动啊，不要动啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
764
01:15:46,670 --> 01:15:48,390
Kitty 我给你介绍几个朋友
765
01:15:52,020 --> 01:15:53,260
这位是黎明Kitty
766
01:15:53,540 --> 01:15:54,540
你好
767
01:15:56,370 --> 01:15:57,880
张学友刘德华
768
01:15:57,920 --> 01:15:59,600
Kitty 你好你好你好
769
01:16:00,360 --> 01:16:05,250
hi 中有郭富城不
770
01:16:07,970 --> 01:16:11,690
嗯嗯，玩的西瓜重要，国富情感
771
01:16:12,370 --> 01:16:13,370
他日本人
772
01:16:13,790 --> 01:16:14,590
还有我政治
773
01:16:14,590 --> 01:16:14,950
委
774
01:16:15,590 --> 01:16:18,389
我也，我见过你的乡，北京
775
01:16:18,390 --> 01:16:19,390
大学的
776
01:16:20,510 --> 01:16:21,510
蒙古大学
777
01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:23,320
不是
778
01:16:27,340 --> 01:16:29,020
Kitty 跟我来，我们去哪
779
01:16:29,700 --> 01:16:31,219
你先过来嘛
780
01:16:31,220 --> 01:16:32,540
不是，我不宣布我们的婚事
781
01:16:37,450 --> 01:16:43,740
Kitty，现在你的身材相貌、仪态都很好了，理论上我们可以结婚了
782
01:16:45,180 --> 01:16:46,180
那还等什么呢
783
01:16:46,420 --> 01:16:46,700
那
784
01:16:47,320 --> 01:16:52,110
你跟我结婚之后就是城中的明太太，我不想让人家说任何闲话
785
01:16:52,470 --> 01:16:52,630
我
786
01:16:52,630 --> 01:16:53,630
没有做过什么呀
787
01:16:53,830 --> 01:16:53,990
我
788
01:16:53,991 --> 01:16:56,349
当然知道，我天天都收到报告
789
01:16:56,350 --> 01:16:56,430
的
790
01:16:56,470 --> 01:16:57,510
你找人查，我
791
01:16:59,270 --> 01:17:07,270
不用讲这个了，我们结婚之后一定要给人家一个健康家庭的感觉，
所以你应该去验身，你这有什么呢
792
01:17:08,350 --> 01:17:10,150
婚前验身很平常的吗
793
01:17:10,470 --> 01:17:12,030
而且我知道你一定会生育的
794
01:17:13,030 --> 01:17:14,430
好，我明天去验
795
01:17:14,470 --> 01:17:16,349
不行一会我要宣布我们
796
01:17:16,350 --> 01:17:16,830
的婚事了
797
01:17:16,830 --> 01:17:17,830
那我现在去验
798
01:17:17,950 --> 01:17:20,350
不行，我信不过其他的医生
799
01:17:20,870 --> 01:17:23,750
你现在是鸣人了，传出去怎么办呢
800
01:17:24,110 --> 01:17:25,110
那怎么办呢
801
01:17:26,750 --> 01:17:33,390
我已经安排好了，那这个世界上只有一个医生信得过谁呀
802
01:17:33,950 --> 01:17:35,350
他就是我爸爸
803
01:17:35,950 --> 01:17:42,130
你爸爸 Kitty 你好，叔叔你好
804
01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:45,240
终于要结婚啦
805
01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:53,480
哈哈哈，不枉我专程从美国回来给你验身，不要耽误时间了，脱衣服来吧
806
01:17:58,320 --> 01:17:58,920
怎么啦
807
01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:04,760
嗯，不是你，是爸爸，我多了一份让你摸，你不觉得有什么
808
01:18:06,590 --> 01:18:07,739
我是医生吗
809
01:18:07,740 --> 01:18:08,140
怕什么
810
01:18:08,141 --> 01:18:11,140
我是说你们家族里面还有没有其他医生
811
01:18:11,180 --> 01:18:12,180
有
812
01:18:12,860 --> 01:18:14,139
就是他的叔叔吗
813
01:18:14,140 --> 01:18:16,020
嗯，反正我们一块回来的
814
01:18:16,140 --> 01:18:16,420
好
815
01:18:16,420 --> 01:18:17,420
啊好啊
816
01:18:17,790 --> 01:18:18,790
Peter 你出来
817
01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:22,840
哈喽
818
01:18:26,420 --> 01:18:27,420
怎么样
819
01:18:28,110 --> 01:18:30,989
太像了，还是不行啊
820
01:18:30,990 --> 01:18:32,270
嗯，倒霉
821
01:18:33,940 --> 01:18:35,100
有没有女医生
822
01:18:35,700 --> 01:18:37,660
有买单了
823
01:18:37,860 --> 01:18:38,860
你进来
824
01:18:39,900 --> 01:18:43,980
what ？
825
01:18:46,670 --> 01:18:47,790
嗯，你怎么了
826
01:18:49,310 --> 01:18:50,990
再不行就没有了啊
827
01:18:51,270 --> 01:18:52,470
怎么这么像啊
828
01:18:52,750 --> 01:18:57,230
很奇怪，这叫做三包龙凤单边胎
829
01:18:58,380 --> 01:19:00,300
你也真是的，爸爸吗
830
01:19:00,340 --> 01:19:02,340
怕什么的是
831
01:19:28,050 --> 01:19:36,050
好了，上传不用怕，先检查你有没有乳癌，把胸围脱掉，一切正常，可以穿
832
01:20:13,170 --> 01:20:14,170
衣服了
833
01:20:14,810 --> 01:20:22,810
还有子宫躺下双脚曲起来
834
01:20:52,940 --> 01:20:53,940
太过分了
835
01:20:54,980 --> 01:20:55,420
你说什么
836
01:20:55,421 --> 01:20:57,996
你们祖宗十八代都是男盗女唱
837
01:20:58,020 --> 01:20:59,419
我要你道歉，我说你是
838
01:20:59,420 --> 01:21:00,420
臭男人
839
01:21:01,260 --> 01:21:03,020
你说实话，你太不尊重人了
840
01:21:03,110 --> 01:21:11,110
是你先不尊重我的，你没有把我当成人，
我的腰粗了一点，你就不给我吃，说我的小，我还没说你的小呢
841
01:21:15,170 --> 01:21:18,890
为了你我哥哥翻了脸，为了你我被人家炒鱿鱼
842
01:21:19,050 --> 01:21:22,690
你有没有关心过我，婚前验身有这么验的吗
843
01:21:23,440 --> 01:21:26,550
你是为了你的家里人，你有没有想过我的感受
844
01:21:37,310 --> 01:21:41,310
Kitty，你到底喜不喜我
845
01:21:42,670 --> 01:21:43,670
有性格
846
01:21:43,830 --> 01:21:45,310
孩子还没有验完
847
01:21:46,310 --> 01:21:49,180
爸爸不用验了，我决定娶她
848
01:21:51,980 --> 01:21:56,530
可是我不会嫁给你的，除非
849
01:21:57,090 --> 01:21:57,610
除非什么
850
01:21:57,850 --> 01:21:58,850
你说我照做
851
01:21:59,130 --> 01:22:01,130
除非也让我整你两次
852
01:22:01,930 --> 01:22:02,930
什么时候开始
853
01:22:03,130 --> 01:22:09,160
现在开始，第一次马刀 watch 给他夜深
854
01:22:10,040 --> 01:22:10,320
不
855
01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:12,080
不给我夜深
856
01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:35,640
你讲
857
01:22:35,641 --> 01:22:37,200
什么
858
01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:38,600
没
859
01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:47,240
没什么，今天晚上我们俩就是正式的夫妻了
860
01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:49,120
整我的事不如就
861
01:22:50,080 --> 01:22:52,560
不行，是你答应我的
862
01:22:54,280 --> 01:22:56,470
那么你，那么你想怎么整我
863
01:22:56,550 --> 01:22:57,550
是不是很过分哪
864
01:22:59,300 --> 01:23:01,499
那就要看你的本能反应
865
01:23:01,500 --> 01:23:02,700
了
866
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:13,039
你喜欢这么插冰的
867
01:23:13,040 --> 01:23:13,480
吗
868
01:23:13,680 --> 01:23:15,519
你不觉得这么插呀
869
01:23:15,520 --> 01:23:17,160
插的很有可爱感吗
870
01:23:26,490 --> 01:23:27,440
你怎么酒里没有
871
01:23:27,441 --> 01:23:31,640
冰冰是用来插的，布是用来喝的
872
01:24:00,050 --> 01:24:01,329
哎呦我天呐天呐
873
01:24:01,330 --> 01:24:02,330
你知道了我吗
874
01:24:23,640 --> 01:24:25,240
ah ah ah ah。
875
01:24:36,470 --> 01:24:37,390
怎么会这样的
876
01:24:37,391 --> 01:24:39,230
糟了
877
01:24:39,670 --> 01:24:40,470
下手太重了
878
01:24:40,550 --> 01:24:41,550
那怎么办呢
879
01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:46,360
针灸缩小小肠
880
01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:48,519
行不行啊
881
01:24:48,520 --> 01:24:48,840
试试
882
01:24:48,841 --> 01:24:56,841
看啊
883
01:25:02,160 --> 01:25:03,230
啊啊成功了
884
01:25:06,350 --> 01:25:07,749
Kitty 你玩够了
885
01:25:07,750 --> 01:25:08,270
没有啊
886
01:25:08,470 --> 01:25:09,470
不知道
887
01:25:14,400 --> 01:25:16,160
哎，这句话我不玩了
888
01:25:30,790 --> 01:25:38,790
no，不不不，我不行，我受不了了，我真的不行了
889
01:25:55,250 --> 01:26:03,250
你放心，我会好好伺候你的啊
890
01:28:06,790 --> 01:28:07,790
您看
891
01:30:52,780 --> 01:31:00,780
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 ah ah ah
892
01:31:35,420 --> 01:31:36,850
我们什么时候有孩子
893
01:31:37,450 --> 01:31:38,930
你现在我不想要什么
894
01:31:39,490 --> 01:31:43,130
哦哦，那最好就生一打了
895
01:31:43,410 --> 01:31:44,410
那生意达
896
01:31:48,330 --> 01:31:52,050
老婆刚才算是整了我一顿了
897
01:31:52,450 --> 01:31:53,450
当然不算
898
01:31:54,850 --> 01:31:57,090
嗯，怎么会这样的
899
01:31:58,890 --> 01:32:00,170
你不是很喜欢这样吗
900
01:32:00,650 --> 01:32:02,649
你现在这个样子不要都不行
901
01:32:02,650 --> 01:32:06,010
了，我搞不给你了啊
902
01:32:06,890 --> 01:32:07,530
你去哪
903
01:32:07,750 --> 01:32:08,956
我去客厅睡觉
904
01:32:08,980 --> 01:32:09,980
那我怎么办呢
905
01:32:10,500 --> 01:32:11,540
你自己想办法喽
906
01:32:11,780 --> 01:32:17,820
不过我告诉你，如果没有女人，你就是用手解决也没用，一晚上都会这样
907
01:32:19,950 --> 01:32:20,950
那不是惨了吗
908
01:32:23,820 --> 01:32:25,299
干嘛要这么折磨
909
01:32:25,300 --> 01:32:27,180
我呀
61717