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Right! Johannes. Don't forget
your aftershave
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and anti-snoring nasal strips.
Thank you, Buki.
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And your athlete's foot spray.
Ah, yeah.
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It really flared up
under my bandage.
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But I guess if
you get a fungus hot and damp,
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you're going to have issues, eh?
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THEY LAUGH
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I'm not going to miss sharing
a bathroom with four people,
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but I'm really going to miss you.
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Oh! I'm going to miss you, too!
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But if you will live on the other
side of London...
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Actually, Amanda -
I got you a little surprise.
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Oh! As a thank you for looking
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after me while I was recovering
from my war wound.
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Johannes, it was a snake bite.
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That snake went to war with me,
Amanda.
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It wanted me dead.
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Hmm...
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Ta-da!
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Oh...
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Oh! Oh, my God, Johannes!
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Yah. It's a hybrid - like us.
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Cos I love petrol
and you love electric.
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And look, look, look.
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It's got a personalised
number plate.
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It says, "Sensuous."
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Yeah, it does!
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But my business is "Senuous".
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I don't see what you're saying.
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Oh, I don't want to be difficult,
but it's got too many 5s.
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It should be 5-E-N-U-0-U-5.
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Well, you have to disguise some
of the letters as numbers because...
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No, I know that, sweetheart,
but you've done 5-E-N-5-U-0-U-5.
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And it should be 5-E-N-U-0-U-5.
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Amanda, I'm confused. Do you want
the car or not? YES!
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I love...I love...I love it!
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CAR REVS
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You know when people say,
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"It's like watching a car crash
in slow motion"?
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This is what they mean.
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Johannes bought her that.
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Apart from the fact I'm
a massive lesbian,
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I do not understand what she
sees in that huge plate of gammon.
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Yeah. I think we were
all rooting for the snake.
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FI LAUGHS
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Eh-up, here she comes. Hi!
Hi, Georgie!
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What's with the wristbands?
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I dunno.
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RSI? Too much texting?
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Nice wheels, Amanda! Yeah.
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Little thank you from Johannes for
being his sexy Florence Nightingale.
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Christ. No-one ever tell him
the going rate for a nurse?
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What's the price tag on that thing?
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I didn't ask, and I don't care.
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PHONE BUZZES
It's a very lovely gift.
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Diego. 98 grand.
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Fi!
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I said I didn't care.
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Is it six figures with the sunroof?
Yeah.
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Hi! Hey, hey, hey! Hey, Anne!
Great news, you guys!
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The Bierkeller says he'll do us
a keg of Hoppy Seconds at cost.
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Oh, that's great. Yeah. What's this?
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Oh, we're just trying to organise
the end-of-season awards party
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for the club. Oh.
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Last year was such a blast,
so we're going for the same again.
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So, keg of beer, bit of a barbecue,
Mal and Ned's famous disco.
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Anne, no. Come on.
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Surely we can aim a little
higher that.
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That's all the subs will cover,
sadly.
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We're not exactly
Tottenham's Hotspur.
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How are you a coach?
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Well, if it's a money issue,
we might be able to lend a hand.
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The royal "we"? Johannes and I.
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If you don't mind making
a little donation...
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Sure. ..we wouldn't say no to
some cava and a bucket of Haribo.
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Anne, that's not how you spend
money.
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Oi! Posh Spice!
You've blocked me in!
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It's fine. "Sensuous"?!
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Move it or I'll slash your tyres!
Actually, I'm going to move it.
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It's actually "Senuous"!
The middle S is a 5.
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PHONE RINGS
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SHE SIGHS
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Mummy. I'm mid co-lab. I know.
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I'm actually in the market for,
um, a fizzy tap.
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You've got a fizzy tap.
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Look, if you're bored, why don't you
give Fi a call, see if she's around?
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I'm not bored.
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I'm just thinking of you,
all cooped up in your showroom.
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And I was thinking,
you're looking a bit...
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Thin? ..tired.
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You've got bags under your eyes.
Well, I'm fine.
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Thank you. Amanda! OK.
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I've gotta go, Mummy.
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Yes?
SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
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Amanda, can you do a delivery for me
to east London?
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Do I look like a postman, Daniel?
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Look, it's 500 quid's worth of taps
and they've asked for you by name.
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Who orders £500 worth of taps?
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Ah! Ah! Ah!
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Ah! Ah!
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Oh, man.
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Worth every penny.
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The taps! I'm talking about the taps
I ordered. Johannes!
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Sorry, I just missed this so much.
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Listen, Johannes.
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Um, I was wondering if you thought
it'd be fun to sponsor
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the kids' football awards this year?
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Just cos it's such a deprived area
and, um...
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Yeah, sure.
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Really? Yeah. Oh!
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Oh, they'll be thrilled.
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Could be a nice little, uh,
send-off.
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A what? Well, I've been thinking
about your living situation.
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And, er...
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Oh, my God! Johannes, you've bought
me a house?!
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Oh, my God!
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I haven't bought you a house,
Amanda.
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I've only just bought you a car!
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HE LAUGHS
Oh!
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Greedy birdy! No, these
are the keys are to THIS place.
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I thought you and the kids might
like to move in. Oh!
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There's tons of space,
got a bathroom each.
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The guy upstairs lives in Singapore,
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and the guy downstairs had his
assets frozen, so talk about quiet.
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Yeah. And look at the view.
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You know we get seals here?
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What about the kids' schools?
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Oh, I'll just pay for St Anthony's.
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It's much better than the dump
they're at now.
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God, that's so kind.
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Can I think about it?
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Yeah, of course. It's a big step.
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Yes! For both of us! Yes!
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50 years a bachelor and I'm
throwing my keys around willy-nilly.
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What have you done to me, Amanda?
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I've lost my bloody mind.
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Johannes, can we...? Let's not say
anything to the kids just yet.
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Just... I need to find the right
time to talk to them about it.
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Anything for milady.
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Oh, hey, hey, hey, look, look!
Look, a seal!
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Oh, wow! Look at the little fella.
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Awww! Ha-ha!
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Oh, wait, wait.
No, it's a...
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It's a tyre.
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Oh.
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Yes, so we'll just wait a couple
more minutes until we have everyone
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and then... Sorry I'm late.
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Here she is. Mad day at my co-lab.
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Budge up, Anne. Sorry, Amanda, I'll
get out of your way.
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OK! Right, let's get started.
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Great. OK.
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So, um, I think you all know Amanda,
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who has very kindly offered to
sponsor this year's event.
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Namaste, guys. I'm just glad
we can give something back.
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So I think we can all
agree that, like,
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last year's party was pretty
awesome, so, as the old saying goes,
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you know, "If it ain't broke, don't
go tinkering with the original."
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I just think we've had
a terrific year as a club
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and it's time we had a bit more
pride in ourselves.
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You know, we could, like, park the
barbecue and get a caterer in.
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Oh, I could do my sausage rolls!
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Because there ain't no party like
an Anne's sausage party.
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No, thank you, Anne. No.
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We are getting professionals in.
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Can you see if the people who
did my 40th birthday are available?
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They've gone out of business.
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In a year? Well, that was actually
five years ago,
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because you're forty fi... I'm
thinking photo booth,
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churros machine, um...
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I'm spitballing here, guys.
A mixologist. Professional DJ.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, come on!
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The only reason I got involved with
any of this football shit
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is so me and Ned can DJ the party.
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OK, Mal. Sure.
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Though, it isn't all about you.
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Can I just get some plain old cava?
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I'm not great with the cocktails.
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It mixes together
fine in the metal thingy,
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but once it hits my colon, it's
like the rapids in Center Parcs.
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Fine, we'll get some cava.
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Great. Yeah.
Well, that's sorted, then!
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I will call my friend
at Bluebird and get him started
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on the cocktail design.
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And you call the churros people.
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That was a really brilliant idea.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's great to see her back
to her old self.
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She's had a bit of a crappy year,
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so maybe just let her have
this one thing.
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That's what they said about Poland.
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Yeah. So we just need...
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Mika, to the left.
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No, your other left.
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Actually. Sorry. No, I was right.
To the left.
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Right, right.
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Yeah. No, I didn't order cava.
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That stuff tastes like fizzy piss.
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You'll have to send it back
and knock it off the bill, yeah?
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Yeah. That's it, that's it,
that's it.
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Just put it just there.
Would you look at this?
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It's like the New York Mets Gala
in here.
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That's two different things,
Anne, but, yeah.
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Love the banner. Mm.
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Johannes got that printed.
Such a nice thought.
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Look, I know you said not to,
Amanda, but I made some of my famous
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sausage rolls, just in case.
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They're not famous, Anne.
They are in my house. Yes.
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That's not what "famous" means.
Let's leave the catering
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to the caterers, shall we?
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OK, everyone, all hands on deck!
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Ah, yeah!
THEY LAUGH
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Sorry, er, what does
an Off-side Mule have in it?
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It's a Moscow Mule. Oh,
that's very good.
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And the, um, the Pina Red-Carda?
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It's a Pina Colada.
Oh, that's very clever.
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Hey. Bleurgh!
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Huh! Someone's on it.
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I have to tell Fi
the business is going under.
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What, here?
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Yep. Safety in numbers.
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And coming out to my parents
taught me that I require
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a very specific amount of alcohol
before I reach a place
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of complete honesty.
What's the amount?
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Oh, it's a very delicate balance.
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The trick is to stop just south
of vomiting.
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Hmm.
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Did you decide on a cocktail?
Oh, no.
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Could I please have a glass of cava?
We haven't got cava. What? Hey!
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Could I get a SoHa Moja
and a Golden Baller
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for Mr Van der Velde, please?
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Amanda, you forgot my cava.
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Yes. Johannes sent it back.
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He says it's not a proper drink,
Anne.
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It's just Spain pretending
to be France.
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Have something else.
Come on, be adventurous!
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And for you? Just a beer, please.
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Sorry, we ain't got beer tonight.
It's just cocktails.
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The Aussie guy said so.
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Welcome. This must be your
beautiful wife or girlfriend.
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I don't know. Oh, yeah. Because
football fans famously hate beer.
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Come on! You can have your tinnies
and your cheap bubbles any time.
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Let's keep it classy for one night.
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I'm trying to raise the bar here.
244
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Literally.
245
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Thank you, Jude.
246
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MUSIC PLAYS
247
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CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
248
00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,480
Oh!
249
00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,720
Mummy, look at you.
250
00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:44,920
Are you staying?
251
00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:47,720
Well, the kids virtually begged me,
and so I jiggled a few things
252
00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:49,480
around in the diary. Oh, that's
great.
253
00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,880
Georgie, take the wristband off.
You look like Andy Murray.
254
00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,280
I like it - it's cool.
255
00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:54,800
It doesn't go with the dress,
darling.
256
00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,600
Well, neither did
your plaid shirts and chokers,
257
00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:57,760
but we let it go.
258
00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:00,680
Actually, Mummy, I'm glad I've
got you. What, generally, or...?
259
00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:04,640
Don't say anything to the kids,
but Johannes has asked us to move
260
00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,920
into his place in Wapping.
261
00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,360
Well, that's a very kind offer.
262
00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:13,640
Yeah, he's so generous,
and he worships me.
263
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:17,000
But I don't know if it feels like
things are moving too fast or...
264
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,760
Well, sometimes you have to move
fast, don't you?
265
00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,920
I mean, you're not getting
any younger.
266
00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,600
Well, none of us are.
267
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,720
I think my dermatologist
would disagree.
268
00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:28,320
Look, I know I pretended
to like this place.
269
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:32,160
You haven't. Wapping is the new
Holland Park.
270
00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,520
I'm so excited.
271
00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,400
Good for you, darling.
272
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,080
Thank you, Mummy. Please welcome to
the stage...
273
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,520
Oh! It's starting. Get yourself a
drink.
274
00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:42,080
Good evening, everyone.
Thank you so much for coming.
275
00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,720
We've got lots to get
through this evening.
276
00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:46,520
Lots of awards to give out.
Could I have a Goal Fashioned
277
00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,400
without the bitters
or the soda water?
278
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,040
That's just a whisky. Yeah.
279
00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,440
Three of those - in one glass.
280
00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:56,400
Well, it's been a very positive
season for the under-11s.
281
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:59,840
Our unbeaten record in ten
of our 18 games.
282
00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:01,600
Thanks.
283
00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:05,000
FI COUGHS
Christ! What the hell's in that?
284
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,520
Oh, that...that might be mine.
285
00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,400
Here.
286
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,480
Oh, my God, is that a tattoo?
287
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,440
It's just pen. Chill. Pen, my hole.
288
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,760
That is a prison tattoo.
Have you seen that?
289
00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,000
It's not a big deal.
290
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,600
Please tell me Georgie hasn't
got one. Yeah, of course.
291
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,520
We're best mates.
FI LAUGHS
292
00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:23,320
Please put your hands together
for...
293
00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:26,240
..JJ. Woo!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
294
00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:27,400
Come on!
295
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,800
And now for the most improved
award...
296
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:37,000
..the award for
the Most Improved Player.
297
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,920
The most improved player joined us
at the beginning of the season
298
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:44,600
and has quickly become an absolute
lynchpin of the team.
299
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,960
I can't wait to see what she does
next season.
300
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:51,280
So let's put our hands together
for Georgie Hughes.
301
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:53,400
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
302
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,400
Oh, my God!
303
00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:01,320
WHOOPING
304
00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,440
Johannes, move... This is my own
creation.
305
00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,760
I call it the Van der Velde
Slammer.
306
00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:09,560
Georgie's up. Johannes, sit down.
Please, sit down.
307
00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:11,640
Georgie! And well done, Georgie.
308
00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,960
Up next, it's the under-15s
category.
309
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,760
Didn't get my photo! Sophie Webster.
310
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:19,440
Come up and collect the award
for Player of the Year.
311
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,400
CHEERING
312
00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:27,360
Congratulations, Sophie. Right,
let's crack on.
313
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:31,240
Finally, please welcome our club
secretary, Anne.
314
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,360
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
315
00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,040
Come on, Anne!
316
00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:39,960
Last but not least, um,
a huge thank you to our sponsors...
317
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,040
Ah, you're welcome!
318
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:47,640
Dick. ..without whose generosity
tonight would be so different.
319
00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:51,400
Um, a great big round of applause
for Amanda.
320
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,120
Yes! Thank you.
321
00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:56,160
Come on! Come on, come on.
322
00:13:57,680 --> 00:14:00,200
There she is. All right, my baby!
323
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,000
Woo! Thanks, everyone.
324
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:06,280
Wow, that is a lot of dewberry
goodness.
325
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,640
Um...
326
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:12,560
Thank you, of course,
to Anne for, um...
327
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,440
Uh...
328
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,240
Thanks, Anne. Um...
329
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:21,560
So, on behalf of the Van der Velde
Senuous Foundation,
330
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:26,720
I just want to
say what a privilege it is to
support the little guys,
331
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:32,760
you know, because, um, we might
be up here, but...
332
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,360
..we never forget about down there.
333
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:39,240
So, um, have a great evening
and enjoy the party.
334
00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:41,160
All right, baby! That's my Amanda!
335
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,440
Thank you. Thanks, Anne.
336
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:43,480
Oh!
337
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,640
Did I say?
338
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,720
Whoa, baby
339
00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,800
Hey. Hey. Uh, listen, I was
wondering, could you play me
340
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,080
a little bit of Rick Astley?
341
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:03,440
I don't think I have any.
342
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,840
Well, maybe you could just plug
your phone in or something.
343
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:09,240
I'm more of a vinyl guy, you know?
Old-school DJ.
344
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:12,360
Yeah. Well, maybe you could make
an exception, seeing as I'm paying
345
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,600
for all this.
346
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,200
Yeah, right. I'll, uh...
347
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,600
I'll stick it on after this for you.
348
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,480
Rick Astley, yeah?
Rick Astley, yeah.
349
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,160
What does she see in that dickhead?
350
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,920
Oh, you know, she seems happy,
and I think she's really into him.
351
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:34,280
I don't know about you, but I can't
drink another Crossbar-gerhita.
352
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,720
I'm going to sneak out, get some
beers.
353
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,280
Anyone want anything?
354
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:41,320
Ah! Now you're talking my language.
355
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,400
No, we can't, because Amanda
will kill us.
356
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,920
She wants everything all fancy
in here.
357
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:46,840
Well, if you can't drink it in here,
358
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:49,280
there's always the shipping
container out the back.
359
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,960
Yes, mate! Cava! Two bottles.
360
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,960
I have money. Sh!
361
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,320
Woo!
362
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,080
Georgie! Woo!
363
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,360
Sweetheart, come on.
364
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:05,480
It'll be like when the Beckhams
do it. Here. No.
365
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,080
OK, well, just take
the wristband off.
366
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,800
No, it's cool.
Just for the photo.
367
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,160
You won't want to look back
on yourself in sports casual.
368
00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,400
Oh. OK.
369
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,320
There we go. There we go.
370
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:16,280
See, darling, like this. Like
this. Put your hands like this.
371
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,960
There we...
372
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,960
OMG, is that a tattoo? No.
373
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,240
AMANDA GASPS
374
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,680
Only a little one. Me and Morten did
them to each other.
375
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:25,040
Why would you do that?
376
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,480
Because we're best mates.
No, you're not.
377
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,160
You're two kids who ended
up in the same class for a bit.
378
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,720
You're going to look at that scab
of hepatitis in a few years,
379
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:34,800
and you're going to say,
"What was I thinking?"
380
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,040
No, I won't. You will, Georgie.
381
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,320
I don't know anyone
from when I was your age.
382
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,920
What does that tell you?
That nobody likes you?
383
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:48,480
LAUGHTER
384
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:51,320
Oh, here she is. Yes!
385
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,240
Keep the noise down. Come on, Fi!
386
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,880
Bubbles for Anne. Gasping for this.
I'm gasping!
387
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,560
And we've got beers for boys.
388
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,720
CORK POPS
Oh. She's lively.
389
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,360
Sh!
390
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,520
Sorry. I'll get you a glass, man.
Cheers.
391
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:09,360
how I'm feeling
392
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,240
Oh!
393
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,640
Someone needs to be filming this.
394
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,880
Where's Anne?
395
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:24,200
Can I say - you look insanely
hot tonight.
396
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,760
I sent, like, five photos
of you to my rugby mates'
397
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:30,560
WhatsApp group and they all agree
you're a stone-cold ten.
398
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:33,400
The place looks great.
You've really polished the turd.
399
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:37,600
Speaking of which, there's a great
new sports centre in Wapping.
400
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,320
I know, no pressure.
401
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,520
Yeah, can I get, like, an empty
wine glass, please?
402
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,280
Thank you.
403
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,480
There you are. I've been looking
for you guys.
404
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,960
Hey!
405
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,880
Um... I was just getting some ice.
406
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:55,760
Oh! It's hot work spinning
the old ones and twos.
407
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,520
Have you seen everyone?
Where's Anne?
408
00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:00,200
We gotta get the whole gang
in the photo booth. Yeah!
409
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:04,240
Come on. I'm not sure where...
It'll be so good. I know.
410
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,320
Well, me and you, then?
411
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:10,000
Come on. Upstairs, Downstairs.
412
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,560
THEY LAUGH
413
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,200
It's such a fun party, isn't it?
Oh, it's so fun.
414
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:23,080
Oh, he's so generous, isn't
he, Johannes?
415
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:28,120
Yeah. He really knows how to spend
money on...things.
416
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:29,480
Yeah.
417
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,680
You ready? Yeah. OK.
418
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:41,160
Do you remember the thing you said
in the hospital about me
419
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,200
being too good for Johannes?
420
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:46,480
I don't remember saying anything.
421
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:50,520
I, uh... I had just taken an ecstasy
by accident.
422
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,600
Oh. Kind of. And, uh, I should,
um...
423
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,240
Yeah, yeah. No, I, uh...
424
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:03,760
Ooof! That really does taste
like cappuccino.
425
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,320
I hate the way she talks
to me like I'm a kid.
426
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,800
Yeah, I know, babe.
It really annoys me.
427
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,840
Oh! What's up, sweetheart?
428
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:14,000
Mum's pissed off because me
and Morten got, like,
429
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,240
the tiniest tattoo.
430
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,720
Oh, like she can talk.
431
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:22,200
What? Look, I think it's really
lovely to have a little memento.
432
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,920
A little something to
remember, um... Morten.
433
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:27,080
..Morten by at your new school.
434
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,000
New school? What?
435
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,160
Oops. Gan-Gan, what's going on?
436
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,120
No, it's not for me to say.
437
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:39,880
Hey, guys. Dope 'fits, for real.
438
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:43,840
Um, have any of you guys seen
Morten's mum or your mum, Darius?
439
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,480
Not for a bit, actually. Sorry.
OK, cool, cool.
440
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:50,280
Gucci. Um... Well, enjoy
yourselves, yeah?
441
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,160
Gucci?!
442
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,560
SLURPING
Anne?
443
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,680
Guys?
444
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,520
SLURPING
445
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,280
LAUGHTER
446
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,640
Guys? Anne?
447
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,720
Shit. It's Amanda.
448
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,120
Just... Sh!
449
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:10,720
I feel like I'm in The Walking Dead.
450
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,920
What are you doing in here?
451
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,720
Why aren't you at my party?
452
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,640
It's not YOUR party, doll.
453
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:25,160
It's...it's the club's party.
454
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:28,200
Yeah, I'm just not very cocktails
and canopies.
455
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,800
Canapes. Exactly.
456
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,480
See, I don't even know that.
457
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,800
And in fairness, we did say
we wanted something a bit
458
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,040
more...low key.
459
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,120
Great.
460
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:41,120
At least we know where we all stand.
461
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,800
And next year, you can
have your trough of lager
462
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,800
and your Scotch eggs
because I won't be here.
463
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,440
Don't be like that.
No, I won't be here, Anne.
464
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:50,840
I'm moving to Wapping with Johannes.
465
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,320
What?!
466
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:55,040
No, you're not.
You can't move to Wapping.
467
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:58,880
What about everything here? Please,
Anne, this was always a stopgap.
468
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,320
I do not belong in South Harlesden.
469
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,600
I should be among people
who would appreciate this party.
470
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,920
I'm a canape person, Anne, and I
refuse to spend my life
471
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,520
amongst sausage rolls.
472
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,960
Ow! Fucking hot! Johannes!
473
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:24,480
Yes. Yes, what?
474
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,760
Yes, I will move to Wapping with
you. Oh, you...
475
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:31,320
You will?! Yeah. Oh, my God!
476
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,400
I'm so fucking happy!
477
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,040
I love this woman!
478
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,120
I bloody love this woman!
479
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,160
Mwah!
480
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,600
I'm going to call my mother.
481
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,440
She'll be so relieved!
482
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:53,560
Um, coming back inside, Anne?
483
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,200
Uh, yeah...
484
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,440
I can't go in there.
485
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,200
I don't want to see her.
486
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,600
Would you tell Darius I'll be
waiting outside?
487
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,080
Yeah, of course.
488
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:10,960
I hate her.
489
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,600
It's not fair. She's already made us
move school once.
490
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,320
I just love it here.
491
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,400
Oh, girls. You OK?
492
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,800
What's wrong? My gan-gan said Mum's
moving us to Wapping,
493
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,840
and I don't want to go.
494
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,360
It sucks. But your mammy loves you.
495
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:31,400
And she wouldn't be doing this
unless she thought
496
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,680
it was good for you.
497
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:37,960
And sometimes in life, we have to do
things that people don't like,
498
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:42,040
because in the long run,
it's the right thing to do...
499
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,160
..even if people might hate you
for a bit.
500
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,480
MUSIC PLAYS
501
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,240
God's sake!
502
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,800
That's miles away!
503
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,960
MICROPHONE FEEDBACK
504
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,200
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.
If I could just get a minute
505
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,840
of your time, please.
506
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,840
To be honest, I can do
because I paid for all this.
507
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:24,000
HE CHUCKLES
508
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,240
Um...
509
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,040
Amanda! Where's Amanda?
510
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,360
Amanda?
511
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,760
Amanda? Amanda!
512
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,640
There she is. Amanda, come up, girl.
513
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,240
Come up.
514
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,520
Come up here, baby.
515
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,320
What is this?
516
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,680
What's going on?
517
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:46,360
Now, I know we haven't known
each other for very long at all,
518
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:50,960
but when you've had a near-death
experience like I had recently...
519
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:57,360
..it makes you realise
what's important about life.
520
00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:58,400
So...
521
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,480
GASPS
522
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:04,280
What have you done to me?
HE LAUGHS
523
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,640
I hardly ever do this.
524
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,040
What are you going to do?
Amanda? Yes?
525
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:12,480
Would you do me the honour
of becoming my wife?
526
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,480
Um...
527
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,760
DOOR OPENS
Don't do it, Amanda!
528
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,360
Anne? No, no, no, no, no...
529
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:25,840
Absolutely not. What the fuck?
530
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,680
You can't marry him. What...?
531
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,320
I know you don't want to hear this
because he's rich
532
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:31,720
and he has a nice flat.
533
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,360
It's a penthouse. It's a penthouse.
534
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,960
But as your best friend,
it is my duty to tell you things
535
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,680
that you might not want to hear.
And I'm telling you this right now.
536
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,000
You cannot marry him.
537
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,760
You're too good for him.
538
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,560
You're not my best friend, Anne.
539
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,000
Yes, I am. No, you're not.
540
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,760
My best friend is called Elizabeth,
and she lives in Canada.
541
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,320
She was my maid of honour.
542
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:56,120
Oh, well, I don't see her here now,
Amanda,
543
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:59,000
stopping you from making the biggest
mistake of your life!
544
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:03,000
We ARE best friends, whether you
like it or not.
545
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,680
And that's how I know
you don't love him.
546
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:05,760
And don't go telling me,
547
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,200
"Oh, he makes me happy,"
because you have half a sausage roll
548
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,280
on your chin. And if you eating
carbs isn't a cry for help,
549
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,760
then I don't know what is.
550
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:16,920
So, please...don't marry this dick
and don't leave SoHa,
551
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,640
for the love of God.
552
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:24,480
Right. Well, if the drunk lady's
finished with her floor show, then,
553
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,960
uh... I'm not even drunk!
Thanks to you.
554
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:30,600
Well, if this is you sober, madam,
then you are an embarrassment.
555
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,400
Hey.
556
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,680
Don't talk to her like that. OK.
557
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,960
OK. Look, I'll make it really simple
for you, right?
558
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,640
You know the life I can give you.
559
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,560
Now, do you want that life?
560
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,320
Or would you rather stop here,
561
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:47,120
drinking shit wine
in the arse end of nowhere?
562
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,840
CAR ENGINE STARTS
563
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,640
Here you go, darling.
564
00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:58,040
You know what, Amanda?!
565
00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:59,600
All the best!
566
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,720
I know. He closed the tab.
567
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:09,520
I had to go to something
called a Londis.
568
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,080
Urgh.
569
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,840
I would have said yes.
570
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,320
But look where that gets you.
571
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,400
I'm so proud of you, darling.
572
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,000
Your mascara's smudged.
573
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,480
I can't drink this filth.
574
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:33,160
I'm sure I saw a bottle
of peach schnapps in there.
575
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,680
SHE GROANS
576
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,760
I need to talk to you right now.
Oh, OK.
577
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:45,560
Should we...? No, no, no. Right now.
Right...
578
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,560
Bleurgh!
579
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:49,120
OK. What the fuck is...?
We're screwed.
580
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:53,120
I borrowed too much for Double Shin,
and it's taken out both Shins.
581
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:57,240
I've tried everything,
but the numbers just don't add up.
582
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,000
SHE GULPS
583
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,440
So, yeah. We're screwed.
584
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,240
Good. What?
585
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,600
I've barely seen you smile
in the last two years.
586
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:12,480
In fact, I've barely SEEN you
in the last two years.
587
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,240
No, I want all the success in the
world for you, darling,
588
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,720
but if it's not making you happy
589
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,960
and this means that I might get
you back, then...
590
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,480
..just let it go.
591
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,400
We'll be OK.
592
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,120
I can just start selling
my ceramic pots.
593
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:31,840
SHE VOMITS
594
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,000
Yeah, could be an emcee.
595
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,800
Anne?
596
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,120
I just wanted to say, um...
597
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,560
..your sausage rolls
are actually delicious.
598
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,720
I know.
599
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,240
She's right, you know.
600
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,520
Well, no, Elizabeth was my best
friend.
601
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,320
But with the distance, we sort
of... No, not that.
602
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,280
You are too good for him.
603
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:04,640
Are you coming, big man?
604
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,120
Yep.
605
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:07,360
Ned.
606
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:12,000
There is space in the popemobile if
you want a lift back to my house.
607
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:16,920
My house! Well, I'm 34,
and you're 34A, so, uh...
608
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,400
Mummy, kids, come on,
we're going home.
609
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,360
Mum, have you got a tattoo?
610
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:25,880
What?
611
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,200
I didn't tell her.
612
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,040
Well, thanks a lot, Mummy.
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