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Hey, you know the rule--
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whoever finishes the coffee's
got to make more.
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That's the rule, huh?
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Yeah.
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And who made the rule?
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Well, uh, me.
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Cheers.
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Without rules, we got anarchy!
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Georgie, can I see you a sec?
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- Shut the door.
- Am I in trouble?
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- No.
- Am I getting a raise?
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- No.
- Is it about my coffee rule?
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Just sit.
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I need you
to cover the store this weekend.
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Where are you gonna be?
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Tire convention in New Orleans.
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And you ain't taking me?
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Why would I?
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Well, a tire convention's
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like going to Dollywood,
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but better 'cause there's tires.
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Well, I need you here.
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What about Ruben?
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Well, you're gonna
take over the store someday.
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This is how
you get your feet wet.
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But he hates it
when you leave me in charge.
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- Oh, he's fine.
- So you told him?
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No, that's why the door's shut.
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Well, I don't want to tell him.
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Son, dealing
with disgruntled employees
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is part of the job.
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Then why don't you do it?
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Well, I'm dealing with you.
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You're disgruntled. I'm done.
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Fine.
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This is good for you.
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You mean it's good for you.
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Same thing.
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Ruben, just a heads-up.
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Mr. McAllister's going
out of town,
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and he's leaving me in charge.
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That makes sense.
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You have been here
several months.
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Just so you know,
I don't even think of it
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as me being in charge.
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I think of us more as partners,
like Tango and Cash.
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I don't know what that is.
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You ain't never seen
Tango & Cash? Kurt Russell,
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Sylvester Stallone?
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- Go make coffee.
- Yes, sir.
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Before you leave, would you
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take a look
at the toilet in our bathroom?
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Oh, you just have
to jiggle the handle.
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I prefer not to jiggle, Jim.
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Okay, okay.
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Where you going?
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New Orleans, tire convention.
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Oh. Are you taking Georgie?
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Why would I?Why wouldn't you?
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He's great at networking,
people like him.
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- I'm a fan.
- Thank you, Bubba.
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So can I?
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- You really want to?
- I do.
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Okay, fine. I'll tell Ruben
he has to run the shop.
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I'll tell him.
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No, this is good news.
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Boss gets to give the good news.
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So, all these years,
I've offered to go with you,
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and you've always said no.
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Well, I just didn't think
you'd care
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about a bunch of dudes talking
about advances in tire treads.
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Goodyear's got
this new Aquatred.
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It's designed to shed water
twice as fast as a normal tire.
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It's something else.
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See?
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You'll be okay with CeeCee
- while I'm gone?
- Of course.
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Plus, Grandma's here.
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And I can always lend a hand.
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Have you ever even held a baby?
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I've held an accordion.
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How different can it be?
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You don't squeeze a baby.
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Got it.
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"The Goodyear Regatta is
a long-wearing,
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"quiet-riding,
touring radial.
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It has a wide tread
for responsive handling."
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Are you reading her
a tire catalogue?
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It ain't about the story.
It's about the performance.
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Give me that little nugget.
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Come here.
Come here, baby.
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- There you go.
- Up, sweetie.
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It's gonna be hard
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to be away from her.
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What about me?
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It's different.
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You already got teeth
and know how to walk.
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I am the whole package.
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It's kind of exciting,
your dad talking
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about me taking
over the store someday.
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Mm-hmm. You're gonna be
the tire king of Medford.
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Forget Medford. I'm gonna be
the tire king of Texas.
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And does the tire king of Texas
still live with my parents?
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Hell no.
He's got a giant house.
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Ooh. I like that.
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Oh, and a big old pool
in the shape of a tire.
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So a circle.
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Well... yeah.
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I can't wait
to meet the Hankook tire guys.
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Mm-hmm.
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I learned how to say "hi"
in Korean. Annyeong.
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How'd you learn that?
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Called Sheldon.
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He also taught me,
"Hwajangsilyi eodieya."
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- What's that mean?
- Where's the bathroom?
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Why does your brother
know Korean?
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Why does he know Klingon?
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I've learned not to ask.
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Listen, something
I got to tell you.
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Sure. What's up?
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You won't be meeting any Koreans
on this trip.
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Why not?
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We're not going
to the convention.
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Where we going?
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To a riverboat casino.
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I don't understand.
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Well, it's the same
as a regular casino,
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only it floats.
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So this whole trip's a lie?
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Not the whole trip.
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Just the part about the
convention and us going to it.
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Well, why'd you even invite me?
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Uh, I didn't invite you.
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What am I supposed
to tell Mandy?
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Just tell her that we went
to a tire convention.
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I don't want to lie to my wife.
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Oh, don't think
of it as a lie.
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Then what is it?
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It's more of a yarn, tall tale,
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you know, make-'em-ups.
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What?
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Look, just don't tell Mandy!
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All right? She'll tell Audrey,
and then I'm in for it.
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Oh, Mr. McAllister, this is not
a good color on you.
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Look, you're making too
big a deal out of this.
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Okay? We're gonna
have a great time.
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Look, no one gets hurt,
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and we can talk
about tires all you want.
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Isn't that basically
what happens at a convention?
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No!
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Oh, how would you know?
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You ain't never been to one.
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Ooh. What happened here?
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CeeCee and I had a disagreement
over lunch.
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I wanted it in her mouth,
she thought otherwise.
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You've got some banana
in your hair.
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Oh, no, that's from breakfast,
but thank you.
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Hey, when you're done,
would you like
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to go clothes shopping with me?
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Oh. What's the occasion?
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Well, the boys are out
having fun.
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Why shouldn't we?
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I don't know if I'd call
a tire convention fun.
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Oh, Amanda,
there's no tire convention.
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The boys are going
to a riverboat casino to gamble.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, your father
does this every year.
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He thinks I don't know.
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Wait. I don't understand.
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If you know he's lying,
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why aren't you calling him
on it?
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Well, I considered that,
but then I realized,
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I get a weekend to myself.
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And someday,
if we ever have a bad fight,
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I can use this to crush him.
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That is really sick.
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Thank you.
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Wait. Does Georgie know?
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No.
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No, he doesn't know.
He wouldn't lie to me like that.
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Well, maybe, maybe not.
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Oh, what happened
when you first met?
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Something about his age?
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That was different. He only lied
to have sex with me.
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How is that better?
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Didn't say better.
I said different.
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If I'm gonna do this, we got
to get our story straight.
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There were tires, we saw them,
the story is straight.
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What if Mandy asks
for more details?
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Well, that's the great thing
about tires.
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No one ever wants
to hear about 'em.
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It's not just about tires.
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Did we go to dinner
with any sales reps?
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Sure.
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- Where'd they take us?
- I don't know. Steakhouse.
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- What did we get?
- I had a shrimp
cocktail and a salad.
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No one's gonna believe
you ordered a salad!
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It doesn't matter!
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She's gonna figure it out!
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Listen, I've been
doing this for ten years.
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Audrey has no idea.
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How long have you known?
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About ten years.
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Why didn't you tell me
before they left?
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I didn't want
to give up my weekend.
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Or did you want to see
if Georgie would lie to me?
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No, that's just gravy.
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Well, I'm sure
he's gonna tell me the truth.
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Exciting, isn't it?
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When he calls to check in,
I'm gonna tell him.
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You will not. Then your father
will know that I know.
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But you're also lying to him,
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because you know
he's lying to you.
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It's not lying
to let him think that I think
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his lie is the truth when
the truth is, I know it's a lie.
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Okay, I don't follow,
but I'm pretty sure I disagree!
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I have to say, I'm glad
you're uncomfortable
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lying to my daughter.
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I'm glad you're glad.
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Speaks well of you.
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I'm a heck of a guy.
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Listen, this
weekend's happening.
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You might as well have fun.
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Can I even get into a casino?
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I ain't 21.
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Oh, you're telling me Georgie
Cooper don't have a fake ID?
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You're starting
to get on my nerves.
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That's what I thought.
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What if I win money? Where do I
tell Mandy it came from?
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You don't tell her.
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So another lie.
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No, it...
it's the same lie.
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Just buy her something nice,
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she won't ask
where the money came from.
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- Okay, I guess I can do this.
- Attaboy.
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We just need to nail down what
we ordered at the steakhouse.
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Oh, my God.
We had steaks!
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That's good. Steaks.
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- I got to call Mandy.
- Why?
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Well, I told her I would
when we got checked in.
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Fine, but just keep it
short and sweet.
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I don't about short, but lucky
for you, sweet comes natural.
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I wish you would've
let me buy you something.
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Well, I said
I liked that striped top.
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I meant something
you looked good in.
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Oh!
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That might be Georgie.
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Do not tell him you know.
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Shh.
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Hello?
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Hey, just wanted to let
you know we made it.
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Good, good.
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How was the drive?
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Fine, fine.
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Great, great.
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Big day tomorrow?
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Yeah.
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I think
we're gonna turn in soon.
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Sure.
259
00:10:33,670 --> 00:10:35,150
Lot of meetings lined up?
260
00:10:35,150 --> 00:10:37,850
Yeah, I think so.
261
00:10:37,850 --> 00:10:39,760
I'm just following
your dad's lead.
262
00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:42,160
Yeah, well, he has been
to so many of these,
263
00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:43,550
you're in good hands.
264
00:10:43,550 --> 00:10:46,340
Yep. Well-well,
give CeeCee a kiss for me.
265
00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:47,730
You got it.
266
00:10:48,820 --> 00:10:50,600
I love you.
267
00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,560
I love you, too.
268
00:10:55,430 --> 00:10:57,350
You lying bastard!
269
00:10:58,650 --> 00:11:00,000
He didn't tell you?
270
00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,530
Oh, shut up.
271
00:11:02,530 --> 00:11:04,310
You know what'd be fun?
272
00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:06,530
Let's you and me go out
and have a drink.
273
00:11:06,530 --> 00:11:08,360
Uh, hello, I have a baby.
274
00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:11,580
I know, but Connor can watch
CeeCee for an hour or two.
275
00:11:11,580 --> 00:11:14,020
Uh... Come on, I'm buying.
276
00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:16,060
Fine.
277
00:11:16,060 --> 00:11:17,450
Great!
278
00:11:17,450 --> 00:11:19,200
We can tell people
we're sisters.
279
00:11:25,290 --> 00:11:27,070
What's become of me?
280
00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:40,430
Hello?
281
00:11:40,430 --> 00:11:41,780
Hey, Connor, it's Georgie.
282
00:11:41,780 --> 00:11:42,870
Can I talk to Mandy?
283
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,440
She went out with my mom.
284
00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:46,050
Who's watchin' the baby?
285
00:11:46,050 --> 00:11:47,440
I am.
286
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,790
You know how to do that?
287
00:11:48,790 --> 00:11:50,620
No, but I'm learning on the job.
288
00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:54,450
Okay, well, keep in mind
that's the only kid I got.
289
00:11:55,710 --> 00:11:58,410
Not to worry, we're having
a great time rocking out.
290
00:11:58,410 --> 00:11:59,840
I'll try again later.
291
00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:00,890
Bye.
292
00:12:03,150 --> 00:12:04,760
Okay.
293
00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:08,370
This is a song about me and you.
294
00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:13,640
♪ Now this right here's
a story ♪
295
00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,380
♪ About a baby and a man
296
00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:17,600
♪ One day they got together
297
00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,730
♪ And decided to form a band
298
00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,480
♪ Now the baby didn't do much
299
00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,780
♪ And the man wrote
all the songs ♪
300
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,830
♪ But it didn't seem to matter
301
00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:31,830
♪ With how well they got along
302
00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:37,230
♪ Baby-man, baby-man
303
00:12:37,230 --> 00:12:39,750
♪ One member is a baby
304
00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:42,800
♪ And the other is a man
305
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:46,720
♪ Baby-man, baby-man
306
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:48,980
♪ Believe me
you will never see ♪
307
00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:52,680
♪ A spectacle so grand.
308
00:12:58,600 --> 00:12:59,950
You know, in all these years
309
00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:02,170
I don't think we've ever had
a drink together.
310
00:13:02,170 --> 00:13:03,690
Well, I used to steal
out of your liquor cabinet.
311
00:13:03,690 --> 00:13:05,260
Does that count?
312
00:13:05,260 --> 00:13:08,000
You know what I mean.
313
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,870
I don't think I've ever seen
you drink a beer before.
314
00:13:10,870 --> 00:13:13,000
Mm, you didn't know me
in high school.
315
00:13:14,610 --> 00:13:17,360
Oh, really, were you the
bad girl at the sock hop?
316
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,920
Don't make fun of sock hops.
317
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,710
I had my first kiss
at the sock hop.
318
00:13:23,710 --> 00:13:25,840
Ooh, in the backseat of a car?
319
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,410
No, in the front seat.
320
00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:28,890
I was a good girl.
321
00:13:31,150 --> 00:13:33,200
Hey, can I ask you
a serious question?
322
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,370
Of course.
323
00:13:34,370 --> 00:13:35,680
Are you and Dad okay?
324
00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,900
What do you mean?
325
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,070
Well, you're lying, he's lying.
326
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,820
That doesn't concern you?
327
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:43,900
Oh, no, we're fine.
328
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,950
Okay, if you say so.
329
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,170
Are you really worried
about us?
330
00:13:48,170 --> 00:13:50,300
Or is this
about you and Georgie?
331
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:53,220
Um, I don't know,
I guess a little of both.
332
00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,090
You know I haven't always been
his biggest fan,
333
00:13:58,090 --> 00:14:00,310
but I have to admit
334
00:14:00,310 --> 00:14:02,230
he's a good husband.
335
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:04,880
Wow.
336
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,450
I like half-a-beer Audrey.
337
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,320
Enjoy it.
338
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,670
Full-beer Audrey
might dance on the bar.
339
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,370
Can we get
another round?
340
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:17,980
What ya thinking?
341
00:14:17,980 --> 00:14:20,030
Hold 'em, blackjack, craps?
342
00:14:20,030 --> 00:14:22,030
Doesn't matter,
whatever you want.
343
00:14:22,030 --> 00:14:23,990
Oh, quit your moping.
344
00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:25,950
I ain't moping, I'm fretting.
345
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,470
What's the difference?
346
00:14:28,470 --> 00:14:30,390
"Moping" is sad about yesterday.
347
00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:31,870
"Fretting" is sad
about tomorrow.
348
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,610
That's heavy.
349
00:14:34,610 --> 00:14:36,740
I just can't help wondering
if this is how my marriage
350
00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:38,350
is gonna be in 30 years.
351
00:14:38,350 --> 00:14:39,870
If you're lucky.
352
00:14:39,870 --> 00:14:41,000
How is this lucky?
353
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,090
Ah, 30 years is a
good run.
354
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:45,050
Lot of folks
end up divorced.
355
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,840
Yeah, 'cause they lie
to each other.
356
00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:50,060
Hey, when you been
with someone that long,
357
00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:52,150
it's nice to have
a little secret now and then.
358
00:14:52,150 --> 00:14:54,710
You trying to convince
me or you?
359
00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:56,450
I'm trying to have some fun,
but I got
360
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,850
the world's oldest
teenager dragging me down.
361
00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:03,420
What do you think
Mrs. McAllister's secrets are?
362
00:15:03,420 --> 00:15:04,990
Hey, I don't know.
363
00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:06,460
I don't want to know.
364
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,510
Oh, I bet she's got
some doozies.
365
00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:10,990
Stealing from the store.
366
00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:13,950
- Sleepin' with the mailman.
- Enough.
367
00:15:13,950 --> 00:15:15,300
You don't like thinking
about that, do ya?
368
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:16,870
No.
Good.
369
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,960
Okay, careful,
careful, careful.
370
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,740
Hey!
371
00:15:22,740 --> 00:15:24,000
What's wrong with her?
372
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,270
Oh, she had
a couple beers.
373
00:15:26,270 --> 00:15:27,920
I had a couple beers.
374
00:15:29,490 --> 00:15:31,050
And a couple shots.
375
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,930
Tequila!
376
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,840
Is everything okay with CeeCee?
377
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,060
Sound asleep.
378
00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:39,980
Oh, we need to
find you a girl
379
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:43,410
so you can have
your own babies.
380
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:46,030
When are you gonna have more?
381
00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:48,990
You're not getting any younger.
382
00:15:50,730 --> 00:15:53,380
All right, all right,
let's get you to bed.
383
00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:55,690
Ooh. Okay.
384
00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:57,080
Where are my shoes?
385
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,950
That is a wonderful question.
386
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:01,480
I like those shoes.
387
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:03,170
Uh-huh.
388
00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:08,480
Where'd you learn to play
blackjack like that?
389
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,050
My meemaw taught me.
390
00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:13,140
Well, that figures.
391
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,750
How much you up?
392
00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:17,190
She also taught me to never
answer that question.
393
00:16:17,190 --> 00:16:19,890
Aw, come on,
I'll tell you how I did.
394
00:16:19,890 --> 00:16:21,150
I watched you play.
395
00:16:21,150 --> 00:16:22,670
I know how you did.
396
00:16:22,670 --> 00:16:24,850
Yeah, well...
397
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,070
I'll make it back tomorrow.
398
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:30,550
Not if you keep hittin' on a 12
when the dealer shows a six.
399
00:16:30,550 --> 00:16:32,940
I had a feeling.
400
00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:36,950
Oh, this can't be good.
401
00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:40,520
Hello?
402
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,520
Hello, Jim.
403
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,170
Audrey?
404
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,440
Are you convention-ing?
405
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:52,140
Uh, we were sleeping.
406
00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:53,140
Something wrong?
407
00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:54,620
Shh. You okay?
408
00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:55,970
I'm great.
409
00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:57,270
Really great.
410
00:16:57,270 --> 00:16:58,580
Great.
411
00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:00,190
And you're great.
412
00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:03,190
Okay.
What's going on?
413
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,540
I think she's drunk.
414
00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:06,110
Is that Georgie?
415
00:17:06,110 --> 00:17:07,720
Hi, Georgie!
416
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:08,980
She's drunk.
417
00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:12,110
Me and Mandy went out drinking!
418
00:17:12,110 --> 00:17:14,770
Oh! Well, that sounds fun.
419
00:17:14,770 --> 00:17:17,120
I don't know where my shoes are.
420
00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:20,340
Oh, I'm sure
they'll turn up.
421
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,950
Okay.
422
00:17:21,950 --> 00:17:23,080
Tell Georgie
423
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,600
I said hi.
424
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,040
Will do.
425
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,570
Good night, sexy man.
426
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,610
Good night...
427
00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:35,480
...you.
428
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:38,140
You think they're onto us?
429
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,970
Ah, she would've said
something.
430
00:17:39,970 --> 00:17:41,750
All right, well,
I'm gonna turn in.
431
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:44,750
Sure. Wouldn't want to stay up
too late and have fun.
432
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,280
- Mr. McAllister.
- Yeah.
433
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:52,020
No disrespect, but I'm seriously
questioning you as a role model.
434
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,110
That's understandable.
435
00:18:01,860 --> 00:18:03,210
We're back!
436
00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:04,120
Remember
what we talked about.
437
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,120
Got it.
438
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:06,120
You cool?
439
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,120
- I'm cool.
- All right.
440
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,340
Try smiling.
441
00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:10,260
- Hey!
- Hey!
442
00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:12,610
Hey!
Welcome back.
443
00:18:12,610 --> 00:18:14,220
How was the convention?
444
00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:15,700
- Best one yet.
- Aw.
Yeah.
445
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:18,180
Korean sales rep
took us out to a steakhouse.
446
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:20,400
We had steaks.
447
00:18:21,570 --> 00:18:22,880
Yum.
448
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,100
How 'bout you gals?
449
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,140
Sounds like
you had a night.
450
00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:28,100
What do you mean?
451
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,930
Well, you called me
drunk off your ass.
452
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,020
No, I didn't.
453
00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:34,670
Seriously? You don't remember?
454
00:18:34,670 --> 00:18:36,460
Jim, I'd remember
if I called you.
455
00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:38,760
Okay.
456
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,460
Ever find your shoes?
457
00:18:42,460 --> 00:18:44,900
Oh, my God, I called you.
458
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,600
So, I hope
it wasn't all work.
459
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:48,820
I hope you had a little fun.
460
00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:50,470
Well, you know me.
461
00:18:50,470 --> 00:18:51,650
Work is fun.
462
00:18:51,650 --> 00:18:53,170
Mm.
463
00:18:53,170 --> 00:18:55,170
Here, check it out.
I got you something.
464
00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:56,520
Oh, my God.
465
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,440
Diamond earrings.
Are these real?
466
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,130
'Course they're real.
467
00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:02,400
How can you afford these?
468
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,180
Your dad gave me a raise.
469
00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:08,140
Sure did!
470
00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:11,540
Did you get me
anything, honey?
471
00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:13,230
Oh, you don't remember?
472
00:19:13,230 --> 00:19:14,840
I told you on the phone I
was gonna get you something.
473
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,150
You told me not to.
474
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,070
You were very firm about it.
475
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,940
Okay, I'm gonna unpack
and hit the shower.
476
00:19:23,810 --> 00:19:24,850
Me, too. Missed you
477
00:19:24,850 --> 00:19:27,070
- like crazy.
- Missed you like crazy.
478
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,340
I got diamonds. You got squat.
479
00:19:42,260 --> 00:19:44,090
Excuse me.
480
00:19:44,090 --> 00:19:48,010
Did anyone happen to
find a pair of shoes?
481
00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:50,140
Oh, yeah. Welcome back.
482
00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:53,530
Here you go.
483
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:54,490
Thank you.
484
00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:55,670
Hang on.
485
00:19:56,970 --> 00:19:58,500
You want the bra, too?
486
00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:05,900
That's not mine!
487
00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:18,780
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