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It seems today
that all you see.
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Is violence in movies
and sex on TV.
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But where are those
good old-fashioned values.
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On which we used to rely?
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Lucky there's a family guy.
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Lucky there's a man
who positively can do.
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All the things that make us.
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Laugh and cry.
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He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy!
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Everyone, we need to discuss
our problem with Chris.
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His little habit of,
uh, personal amusement
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is getting way out of hand.
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I mean, look at this.
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What's that,
some kind of board?
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It's Chris' blanket.
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We got to do
something about this.
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I'm pretty sure our washing
machine is pregnant.
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I don't even know how that's
scientifically possible.
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Uh, life, uh, uh,
uh, uh, uh, uh...
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finds a way.
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You know, maybe you guys
should help find Chris a hobby.
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Wait a minute, Brian,
that's a great idea.
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Chris needs a hobby.
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Hey, Chris, get in here.
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Yeah, Dad?
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We are gonna
find you a hobby.
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What do you think of that?
Okay.
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There you go,
that's the spirit.
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Yuck.
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Hey, Christopher.
What you up to?
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Hi, Mr. Herbert.
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My dad's helping me
find a hobby.
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Well, you sure got a
pretty morning for it.
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Chris, don't waste
our time with the elderly.
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They're dying.
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Please, God,
let me just sniff his hat.
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Let me just sniff his hat,
that's all I want.
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Now I want more.
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Okay, Chris, this is the
gentle art of philately,
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otherwise known as
stamp collecting.
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Here's a pile of stamps,
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carefully culled from swap
meets and garage sales.
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And look at this.
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It's a Bolivian airplane.
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Now, it says it's worth
eight cents, but really...
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it's worth 12.
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See that? Already ahead.
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Came right out of the blocks
with a winner here, Chris.
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Now, we'll just paste this very
carefully into the book.
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And that's where it belongs.
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Now this is a
loaded handgun.
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And what we're gonna do
now is kill ourselves
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because this is horrible.
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Couldn't we just stop
philateling?
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Too late.
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All right, Chris, this is
one of the oldest hobbies
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in existence: Drinking.
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Hey, hey, good times
just walked in.
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- Oh, hey, he can't be in here.
- He's not 21.
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All right, just hang out here
for a little bit, huh?
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All right, see
you later, gang.
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Chris, what are
you doing here?
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You're supposed
to be at camp.
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What am I paying for?
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I could have gone pro
if it wasn't for my bum knee.
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That is so cool. What is it?
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It's a puppet.
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Welcome.
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I am Franz Gutentag,
and this is my puppet shop.
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Puppets.
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And I thought I'd
seen everything.
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My name is Chris.
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Well, Chris, puppetry
is a wonderful art form.
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You can create an entire world
right before your eyes
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and watch it come to life.
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What's that one
over there?
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Ah. That is a work in progress.
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It is waiting to become
anything we wish it to be.
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My name is Chris,
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and I like candy and jumping
and colorful birds.
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Wow! What else do I like?
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You like the pop singing
of today.
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Two, three,
ich berleg' bei mir.
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Ihr' nas'n spricht daf
whrenddessen ich noch rauch'
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Die special places
sind ihr wohlbekannt.
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Ich mein', sie fhrt
ja u-bahn auch.
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Dort singen's dreh'
dich nicht, um.
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Ooh, oh, oh.
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Schau, schau.
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Der kommissar geht, um.
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Ooh, oh, oh.
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Yay!
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That was the German-est
thing I've ever seen.
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I'm so glad
you like it, Chris.
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Would you like to try?
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Oh, boy, would I?!
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I'm a vampire, and I'm in love
with this unattractive girl.
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Grr, I'm a werewolf,
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and I am also in love
with this unattractive girl.
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Boy, she sure can act
though, can't she? Nope.
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The end.
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Bravo, Chris!
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You have really
tapped into
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the wonder and enchantment
that is puppetry.
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Plus I move these dolls and
make like they're talking.
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Yes. Right.
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Thanks for showing
me how to do it
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and being so nice to
me, Mr. Gutentag.
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Call me Franz.
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Okay. Franz.
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You know, Chris,
seeing a young person like you
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enjoy puppetry
makes me so happy.
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I feel like we could
become good friends.
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That sounds like fun.
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Wow, I think you're just
about my most favorite guy
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who's gonna die soon.
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That's the nicest thing
anyone has ever said to me.
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Oh, no!
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Mr. Griffin,
I'm sorry to bother you,
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but there's a...
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Well, there's a situation,
and we need to talk.
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Look, if this is about those
droppings in your yard,
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it was, uh, uh, Brian.
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Yeah, Brian.
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No, it's this man Chris
is hanging out with.
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He's bad news.
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Why? What's
the problem?
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Chris is friends with a Nazi!
What?!
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At first I wasn't sure
it was him,
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but I got a closer look, and now
there's no question in my mind.
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Franz Gutentag is really.
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Lieutenant Franz Schlechtnacht,
the most sadistic S.S. guard
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in all of Hitler's
concentration camps.
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That's a very
serious accusation.
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How do you know this man
was a Nazi prison guard?
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'Cause I was there.
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It was 1944.
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I was a young Air Force pilot
assigned as part of an escort
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for a bombing raid
over southern Germany,
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when we encountered
the Luftwaffe.
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At first we thought
we were in the clear
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because the Germans
were frightened
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by the scary shark face
on the front of our plane.
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Ah! A shark!
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How did it get all the way
up here in the sky?!
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Who cares, you fool?!
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Do you want to get
eaten? Retreat!
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But there was one
stubborn pilot
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who saw through our disguise.
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Most of the surviving American
pilots were taken to POW camps,
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but for some reason,
they thought I was gay,
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so I was taken
to a concentration camp.
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Behind those walls,
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there was one guard
who decided everyone's fate.
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If he pointed to the left,
you did hard labor.
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If he pointed to the right,
you died.
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That man was
Franz Schlechtnacht.
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I was spared death,
but I was given hard labor.
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He made me sort
the camp recyclables.
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But some of those bottles
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still had a little bit
of soda in 'em.
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It would spill out on my hands
and make 'em kind of sticky.
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Dear God, how my hands
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would get kind of sticky!
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No one should have to suffer
the way I suffered!
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So that's why Chris should stay
away from that puppet store guy.
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That all sounds
kind of sketchy.
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Wait, are you
Jamie Kennedy?
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Am I... am I being skunked
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or puked or whatever
some?
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I'm telling you the truth.
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I swear on my nephew's grave.
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I don't know, Franz seems
like such a nice old man.
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Y-You know, maybe we should
just invite him for dinner
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and clear this
whole thing up.
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Yeah, you know, we got
no right passing judgment
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without getting to know him.
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Isn't that right,
Scottish Chipmunk?
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Yeah, he doesn't talk,
but, uh, he's a chipmunk,
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and he's Scottish, and he
would back me up on this.
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Chris, wait.
Where you going?
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I'm going to
Mr. Gutentag's house.
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You can't.
Why not?
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Chris, his name
isn't Gutentag,
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it's Schlechtnacht,
and he's a Nazi.
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What?!
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It's true.
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You got to stay away
from that terrible man.
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Mr. Gutentag
isn't a terrible man.
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He's my friend.
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Chris, you don't understand,
I'm trying to help you.
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Help me what?
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Clean your pool
with my shirt off,
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or wash your car
in jean shorts,
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bend over in front of you
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to get little bits
of lint out of the rug?
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I know what you're about,
Mr. Herbert:
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Free labor,
and I'm not into it.
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Chris, you have to choose.
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It's either Franz or me.
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Chris, what's the matter?
You look upset.
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Mr. Herbert was saying
terrible things about you.
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He said you liked Hitler, and
your name isn't really Gutentag.
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Oh, Chris, you can't always
believe what you hear.
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For example, everybody thinks
that prostitution is illegal,
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but there are ways around it.
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All right, let's do it.
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Both of you are under
arrest for prostitution.
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It's not
prostitution.
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You paid her
to have sex.
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No, I paid her to have sex
and we're filming it.
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So, technically it's not
prostitution, it's a porno.
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Oh, well,
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as long as you're filming
and selling it, it's legal.
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Enjoy your day.
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Remember kids, she's not
a whore if she's an actress.
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This has been a message from:
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Oh, that's probably
mean old Mr. Herbert again.
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Dad?
Excuse me, Chris,
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I got to talk to
Mr. Pupenchest here.
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Good day to you,
Mr. Griffin.
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Say, listen, my wife and I
appreciate how nice you've been
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to my son with all
the puppets and whatnot,
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and, uh, we wanted
to invite you over for dinner.
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Oh, wonderful.
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And I shall celebrate
our friendship
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by giving you a hand-carved
German wall clock.
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Oh, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes.
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I could not
find the clock.
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But you got three of them
on the wall over there.
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Yes, those are mine.
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Yeah, I need those.
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I just don't know why
you said it then.
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Mr. Gutentag,
can I use the bathroom?
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Of course. Down the
hall to the right.
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It's the door marked:
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"Gluckmachnichten-
mechwerchtichlieber."
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What the...?
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So now you know
the truth.
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I promise I won't tell anyone!
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Just let my dad go!
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Oh, I am afraid that
is quite impossible.
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You're not gonna get away
with this, Mr. Googlesearch.
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Oh, but I think that I will.
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You two know my secret.
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I must be sure no one
ever finds out the truth.
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So what? Are you gonna kill us?
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Perhaps, Mr. Griffin.
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I have not yet decided.
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00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:10,163
Well, you might want to do
something about that first. What?
251
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,478
Quick, shoot him, Chris!
What are you waiting for?!
252
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:17,370
I-I... How do I know
which one to shoot?
253
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,571
What?
254
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:19,739
How do I know
255
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,041
which one is the real dad?!
256
00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:23,010
I... we-we never switched.
257
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,244
We don't even look the same!
258
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:25,779
All right, when's my birthday?
259
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:26,846
Ah, crap.
260
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:27,981
February eighth.
261
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,218
Dad!
262
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,889
There. That's
more like it.
263
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,257
You idiot!
264
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:40,460
Well, learn my birthday!
265
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:50,370
Mrs. Griffin!
What a nice surprise!
266
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,338
Come in!
267
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:54,107
Mr. Gutentag,
I'm sorry to bother you,
268
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:57,410
but Chris and Peter
didn't come home last night.
269
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,411
Have you seen them?
270
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:01,581
Oh, wait, is he a
great big fat person?
271
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,550
He's a large man,
yes, sir.
272
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,985
No, I have not seen them.
273
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:07,087
Well, if you do,
could you please contact me?
274
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,022
I'm just worried sick.
275
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,690
Of course,
Mrs. Griffin.
276
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,993
I will let you
know immediately.
277
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,561
Dad, I want to go home.
278
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,197
All right, let's try
and figure a way outta here.
279
00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,999
Look around.
See if you can find something
280
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:20,500
to break the door down with.
281
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:25,105
Dad, there's a window here!
282
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,940
Oh, my God,
maybe we can get outside.
283
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,910
No, it's too small.
284
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,444
Wait, Dad, look.
285
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:34,147
There's Meg walking down
the street.
286
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:37,383
Hey, Meg!
287
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,352
Hanging out with
all your friends?
288
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:44,124
Hey, whale,
the ocean's that way!
289
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:45,358
That's a good one, too.
290
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,460
All right, let's figure
a way to get outta here.
291
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,062
Now we can't fit
through the window,
292
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,931
but maybe there's
some way we can let
293
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,165
people know
we're down here.
294
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,867
We gotta make
as much noise as possible
295
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,235
to get people's attention.
296
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:58,838
And nothing makes more noise
than unwanted salsa music.
297
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,440
Hand me that radio.
298
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,349
What the hell?
299
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:12,219
Oh, for God's sake, where's
that white noise machine?
300
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,756
Help!
301
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,691
Oh, my God, help!
302
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:19,759
Somebody help me!
303
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,667
Aw, man,
the battery's dead.
304
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:28,936
Now what do we do?
305
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,971
Oh, my God.
306
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:35,075
Mr. Herbert! Mr. Herbert!
307
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,511
Oh, he can't hear me.
308
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,048
Jesse! Jesse!
309
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:45,818
Jesse, what is it, boy?
310
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,854
Chris!
311
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,756
Chris, what happened?!
312
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,191
You were right, Mr. Herbert.
313
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,659
Franz is a Nazi.
314
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,427
And he's keeping us prisoner
down here.
315
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:55,494
Get help.
316
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,697
Oh, and if you
see Meg, tell her.
317
00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,232
"Thunder Thighs
are on the move!
318
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,667
Thunder Thighs
are loose."
319
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,469
You know, I gotta say, Chris,
320
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:05,672
all my life I wanted
to see you locked in a basement,
321
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:09,909
but now that it's happened,
all I want to do is get you out.
322
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:13,981
Don't you worry.
I'll be back with help.
323
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,125
You want me to write that
Thunder Thighs thing down for you?
324
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,384
Ah, he's not gonna do it.
325
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,346
I'm here for the boy.
326
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:47,247
Who are you?
327
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,449
Oh, you don't remember me?
328
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:52,986
Well, I remember you,
Lieutenant Schlechtnacht.
329
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,189
But then why should you
remember?
330
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,125
There were so many of us.
331
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,627
But, frankly,
I don't give a damn.
332
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,195
And I'll tell you this:
333
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:06,133
Only one of us is gonna
walk outta here alive.
334
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,336
Bring it on!
335
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,786
Wake up. Wake up.
We're fighting.
336
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,688
Wh-where-where am I?
337
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,390
It's okay.
We're fighting.
338
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:38,525
Wake up.
339
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,925
Uh, hang on.
Hang on. Pills.
340
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,861
Yeah, me, too.
341
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,767
Wednesday, right?
342
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,735
Yeah, it's Wednesday.
343
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,481
Uh, you know what?
You know what?
344
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,183
What?
345
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,917
I'm having some trouble
getting up.
346
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,162
Would you mind
calling my nurse?
347
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:40,287
Her name is Frieda.
348
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,755
Her phone number
is in the kitchen.
349
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,336
Oh, gosh,
350
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:58,371
look who's stuck
on the couch again.
351
00:18:58,438 --> 00:18:59,872
I'm not stuck on the couch.
352
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,474
Okay, Mr. Cranky.
353
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,576
One, two...
354
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,677
three!
355
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:05,744
There we go!
356
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,248
You didn't need me.
You did that yourself.
357
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,149
Good for you.
358
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,484
You need anything else?
359
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,320
No, I'm fine, thank you.
360
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:16,256
Okay, you guys have fun.
361
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:04,203
Franz, grab my hand!
362
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:36,736
Say good night,
you Nazi bastard.
363
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,309
Thanks for everything,
Mr. Herbert.
364
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,277
If only I had
listened to you,
365
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,544
none of this
would've happened.
366
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,414
You were my real
friend all along.
367
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,181
I'm sorry.
368
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,650
It's okay, Chris.
369
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:53,986
Sometimes the only way to really
appreciate what you have
370
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:56,623
is to see what life is like
without it.
371
00:20:56,689 --> 00:21:00,259
And there's nothing I appreciate
more than your friendship.
372
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:09,602
Dad, Mr. Herbert called
me "Thunder Thighs."
373
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:12,605
Oh, you did it.
Thank you.26723
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