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No, Amy, it's definitely not
the fifth moon of Sinda Callista.
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I think I can see a Ryman's.
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Amy! Amy!
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Argh!
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Doctor!
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It's saying we're on Earth!
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Essex, Colchester.
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Doctor?!
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It's taking off again.
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Doctor, can you hear me?
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Amy!
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Amy...
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(ELDERLY MAN'S VOICE)
Hello? Hello, please? Hello?
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I need your help.
There's been an accident.
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Please, help me.
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(BUZZER)
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Hello?
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MAN: Please, will you help me?
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Help you?
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- What's wrong?
- Something terrible's happened.
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Please help me.
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Craig, what's that on the ceiling?
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- What's what on the ceiling?
- That!
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It's coming from upstairs.
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Who lives up there again?
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Just some bloke.
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So what's the plan tonight?
Pizza, booze, telly?
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Yeah, pizza, booze, telly.
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- (THUMPING AND BANGING)
- What is he doing up there?
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- You put the advert up yet?
- Yeah, did it today, paper shop window.
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"One furnished room available
immediately, shared kitchen, bathroom,
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"with 27-year-old male,
non-smoker, £400 pcm -
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"per calendar month -
suit young professional."
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(MOBILE RINGS)
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Mmm, sounds ideal. That's your mission
in life, Craig - find me a man!
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Yeah,
otherwise you'll have to settle for me.
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You'll have to settle for me first.
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Oh, Melina again.
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What?
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Right.
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Yeah, but I've kind of got plans.
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No, it's nothing important,
it's just Craig.
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- Oh, thanks, Soph (!)
- (WHISPERS) Sorry, you know what I mean!
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OK, I'll talk to Craig. OK.
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Now she's having a Dylan crisis
on top of the Clare crisis.
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It could be another all-nighter.
I'm sorry, but I really should go.
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Do you mind if I go?
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No, not at all.
No, honestly, course not, go.
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- Cos I could stay.
- No, go on.
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- I mean, we've got plans.
- Just pizza.
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Yeah, it's just pizza.
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OK! Right, I'm going.
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All right, then.
Well, um, I'll see you soon.
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Yeah.
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All right, and give me a call,
and I hope everything's OK.
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Thanks, sorry.
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(THUMPING AND CRASHING)
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Just tell her.
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Just tell her, "I love you."
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"I love you." Oh, jus...
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"Hey, I don't know if you knew..."
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Oh!
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Every time!
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I love you. I love you.
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I love you.
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I love you!
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Well, that's good,
cos I'm your new lodger. Do you know,
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this is going to be easier
than I expected!
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But I only put the advert up today,
I didn't put my address.
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Well, aren't you lucky I came along?
More lucky than you know.
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Less of a young professional,
more of an ancient amateur,
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but frankly I'm an absolute dream.
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Hang on, mate,
I don't know if I want you staying,
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and give me back those keys,
you can't have those!
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Yes, quite right. Have some rent.
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That's probably quite a lot,
isn't it? Looks like a lot.
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Is it a lot? I can never tell.
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Don't spend it all on sweets. Unless
you like sweets. I like sweets. Ooh.
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That's how we greet each other
nowadays, isn't it? I'm the Doctor.
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Well, they call me the Doctor,
I don't know why.
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I call me the Doctor too.
Still don't know why.
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- Craig Owens. The Doctor?
- Yep.
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- Who lives upstairs?
- Just some bloke.
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What does he look like?
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Normal. He's very quiet.
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- (LOUD BANG)
- Usually.
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Sorry, who are you again? Hello?!
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Excuse me...
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Ah! I suppose that's...dry rot?
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- Or damp. Or mildew.
- Or none of the above.
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- I'll get someone to fix it.
- No, I'll fix it.
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I'm good at fixing rot.
Call me the Rotmeister.
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No, I'm the Doctor,
don't call me the Rotmeister.
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This is the most beautiful parlour
I have ever seen -
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you're obviously
a man of impeccable taste.
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I can stay, Craig, can't I? Say I can.
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- You haven't even seen the room.
- The room?
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- Yourroom.
- My room?
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Oh, yes, my room, my room.
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Take me to my room!
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Yeah, this is Mark's old room.
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He owns the place,
moved out about a month ago.
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This uncle he'd never even heard of died
and left a load of money in the will.
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How very convenient.
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This'll do just right. In fact...
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(BANGING AND GLASS BREAKING)
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No time to lose. I'll take it.
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Ah...you'll want to see
my credentials.
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There...
National Insurance number...
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NHS number...
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References....
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Is that a reference
from the Archbishop of Canterbury?
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I'm his special favourite.
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Are you hungry?
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I'm hungry.
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I haven't got anything in.
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You've got everything I need for
an omelette fines herbes! Pour deux!
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- So who's the girl on the fridge?
- My friend, Sophie.
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Girlfriend?
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A friend who's a girl.
There's nothing going on.
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Ah, that's completely normal.
Works for me.
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We met at work about a year ago
at the call centre.
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Oh, really, a communications exchange?
That could be handy.
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Firm's going down, though.
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The boss is using
a totally rubbish business model.
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I know what they should do,
I got a plan all worked out,
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but I'm just a phone drone,
I can't go running in, saying I know best.
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Why am I telling you this?
I don't even know you.
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Well, I've got one of those faces.
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People never stop blurting out their plans
while I'm around.
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Right, where's your stuff?
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Don't worry - it'll materialise,
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if all goes to plan.
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Oh, which one, which one?! No!
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Why won't you land?!
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Oh, that was incredible!
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That was absolutely brilliant.
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Where did you learn to cook?
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Paris, in the 1 8th century.
No, hang on,
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that's not recent, is it? 1 7th?
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No, no, no, 20th.
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Sorry, I'm not used to doing them
in the right order.
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Has anyone ever told you
that you're a bit weird?
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They never really stop.
Ever been to Paris, Craig?
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Nah, I can't see the point of Paris.
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- I'm not much of a traveller.
- I can tell from your sofa.
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- My sofa?
- You're starting to look like it.
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Thanks, mate, that's lovely(!)
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No, I like it here.
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I'd miss it, I'd miss...
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- Those keys?
- What?
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You're sort of...
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...fondling them.
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- I'm holding them.
- Right.
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Anyway...
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these...
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these are your keys.
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I can stay?
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Yeah, you're weird and you can cook -
it's good enough for me.
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Right, outdoor, front door,
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- your door.
- My door. My place.
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My gaff. Ha-ha! Yes! Me with a key.
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And listen, Mark and I,
we had an arrangement where,
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if you ever need me out of your hair,
just give me a shout, OK?
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Why would I want that?
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In case you want to bring someone round.
A girlfriend or a...
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boyfriend?
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Oh, I will.
I'll shout if that happens.
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Yes. Something like...
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(SHOUTING) I was not expecting this!
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By the way, that...
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the rot...
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I've got the strangest feeling
we shouldn't touch it.
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Earth to Pond, Earth to Pond.
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- Come in, Pond.
- Doctor! (FEEDBACK HOWLS)
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Ooh!
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- Sorry!
- Could you not wreck my new earpiece?
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No, I mean, he seems a laugh.
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He's a bit weird.
Good weird, you know?
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SOPHIE: And he just happens to have
three grand on him in a paper bag?
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Yeah.
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Wait, wait. "The Doctor"?!
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Craig, what if he's a dealer?
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(CAT YOWLS)
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(YOUNG MAN'S VOICE) Hello?Stop, please.
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Can you hear me? I need your help.
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How's the TARDIS coping?
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See for yourself.
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Ooh, nasty.
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She's locked in a materialisation loop,
trying to land again, but she can't.
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And whatever's stopping her
is upstairs in that flat.
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So go upstairs and sort it!
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Please. My little girl's hurt.
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I don't know what it is yet.
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Anything that can stop the TARDIS
from landing is big - scary big.
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Wait...aren't you scared?
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I'm so sorry,
but will you help me? Please.
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Help you?
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A bow tie? Are you serious?!
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Hang on a sec.
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What? Craig!
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Craig?
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DOCTOR: ...Orange juice, eocenes Arbuckle,
rare tarantula on the table, ooh!
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I can't go up there until I know
what it is and how to deal with it,
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and it is vital that this "man" upstairs
doesn't realise who and what I am.
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So no sonicing.
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No advanced technology. I can only
use this cos we're on scramble.
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To anyone else hearing this conversation,
we're talking absolute gibberish.
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Practical eruption in chicken.
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Descartes Lombardy spiral.
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All I've got to do is pass
as an ordinary human being.
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Simple.
What could possibly go wrong?
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- Have you seen you?
- So...
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you're just going to be snide?
No helpful hints?
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Hmm, well, here's one...
bow tie, get rid!
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Bow ties are cool.
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Come on, Amy, I'm a normal bloke,
tell me what normal blokes do.
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They watch telly, they play football,
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they go down the pub.
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I could do those things.
I don't, but I could.
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- (CRASHING)
- Hang on. Wait, wait, wait! Amy?!
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(SHE SCREAMS)
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Interesting.
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Localised time loop.
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- (ENGINE MAKES STRANGE NOISES)
- Ow! What's all that?
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Time distortion. Whatever's happening
upstairs is still affecting you.
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(AMY SCREAMS)
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(MORE SCREAMING)
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(STRANGE NOISES SUBSIDE)
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It's stopped...ish!
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- How about your end?
- My end's good.
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So, doesn't sound great,
but nothing to worry about?
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No, no, no, not really.
Just keep the zigzag plotter on full,
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that'll protect you.
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Argh!
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- Amy, I said the zigzag plotter!
- I pulled the zigzag plotter!
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- You've got the door behind you?
- Yes!
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OK, take two steps to your right
and pull it again!
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- (ENGINE NOISE NORMAL)
- Oh.
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Now, I must not use the sonic.
I've got work to do,
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- need to pick up a few items.
- Hey!
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- (CAT MIAOWING)
- Ssh!
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Don't get comfortable.
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(THE DOCTOR SINGS NONSENSE TO TUNE OF:
La Donna è Mobile)
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- Doctor!
- Hello?
247
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:18,839
- How long are you going to be in there?
- Oh, sorry, I like a good soak!
248
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,119
(LOUD THUMPING)
249
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,679
- What the hell was that?
- What did you say?
250
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:29,639
I'm just going to go upstairs,
see if he's OK.
251
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,239
Sorry?
252
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,119
What did you say?
253
00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:54,199
- ELDERLY MAN: Yes? Hello?
- Craig?
254
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,759
Ow!
255
00:14:56,840 --> 00:15:00,359
It's me from downstairs.
I heard a big bang.
256
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,119
No choice...it's sonicing time.
257
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:08,039
Thank you, Craig,
but I don't need your help.
258
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,079
Oops!
259
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,319
- What happened, what's going on?
- Is that my toothbrush?
260
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,839
- Correct. You spoke to the man upstairs?
- Yeah.
261
00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:19,959
What did he look like?
262
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,879
More normal than you do
at the moment, mate.
263
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,559
- What are you doing?
- I thought you might be in trouble.
264
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:29,119
(LAUGHING) Thanks(!) Well if I ever am,
you can come and save me
265
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,759
- with my toothbrush.
- (PHONE RINGS)
266
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,599
- Ooh! Hello.
- Wah!
267
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,559
Hello! The Doctor.
268
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:47,439
- Oh. Right.
- Er...you must be Sophie.
269
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,919
Mm-hm.
270
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,239
Oh...oh!
271
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:55,839
No, Dom's in Malta, there's nobody around.
Hang on a sec.
272
00:15:55,920 --> 00:16:00,039
We've got a match today, pub league,
we're one down if you fancy it.
273
00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,879
Pub league? A drinking competition?
274
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:06,639
- No...football...play football?
- Football!
275
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,479
Yes, blokes play football!
I'm good at football, I think.
276
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,919
You've saved my life! ...I've got
somebody. All right, see you down there.
277
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,439
Hey, Soph.
278
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,879
Hey, I thought I'd come early
and meet your new flatmate.
279
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,119
Do you play, Sophie?
280
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:22,559
No, Soph just stands
on the sidelines. She's my mascot.
281
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,959
I'm your mascot? Mascot?!
282
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:28,399
Well, not my mascot. It's a football
match, I can't take a date.
283
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,439
- I didn't say I was your date.
- Neither did I.
284
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,119
Better get dressed.
285
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,999
Oh, spare kit's just in the bottom drawer.
286
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,199
Bit of a mess.
287
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,279
- What do you think?
- You didn't say he was gorgeous!
288
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,199
You unlocked the door. How did
you do that? Those are your keys.
289
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,239
You must have left them
last time you came here.
290
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:58,759
Yeah, but I...
How do you know these are my keys?
291
00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,079
- I've been holding them.
- I have got another set.
292
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,439
You've got two sets of keys
293
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,119
- to someone else's house?
- Yeah.
294
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,479
I see.
295
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,959
You must like it here too.
296
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,799
So I'm going out.
If I hang about the house all the time,
297
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:26,439
him upstairs might get suspicious,
notice me.
298
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:29,359
Football. OK, well done.
That is normal.
299
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,839
Yeah, football, all outdoorsy.
300
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:35,559
Now, football's the one
with the sticks, isn't it?
301
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,519
What are you actually called,
what's your proper name?
302
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,079
- Just call me the Doctor.
- Yeah.
303
00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:43,399
I can't say to these guys, "Hey, this is
my new flatmate, he's called the Doctor."
304
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,759
- Why not?
- Cos it's weird.
305
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,479
- All right, Craig?
- Hey!
306
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,439
- Hey.
- Soph. All right, mate?
307
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,919
Hello, I'm Craig's new flatmate.
308
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,839
- I'm called the Doctor.
- All right, Doctor. I'm Sean.
309
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,039
- Where are you strongest?
- Arms.
310
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:01,759
No, he means
what position on the field?
311
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:04,439
Not sure. The front? The side?
312
00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:08,199
- Below?
- Are you any good, though?
313
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,239
Let's find out!
314
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,679
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- We're going to win!
315
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,239
That's not bad.
316
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,839
Yes. Go!
317
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,919
One two, one two!
318
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,159
Go on, Doctor, go on, Doctor!
319
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:38,479
(CHEERING)
320
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,559
You're brilliant, you're amazing!
321
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,839
- Come on, Craig.
- Yes.
322
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:51,439
Come on, Craig,
show them what you've got!
323
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,719
I love this game!
324
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:29,119
(CHANTING) Doctor, Doctor,
Doctor, Doctor!
325
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:42,359
(CHILD'S VOICE) Please can you help me?
326
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:46,799
Can you help me, please?
327
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,239
Can you help me?
328
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,679
- Hello?
- (LOCK BUZZES)
329
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:04,199
I've lost my mum and I don't know
where she is. Please can you help me?
330
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,319
Help you?
331
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:11,239
You poor thing, what's happened?
332
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:14,119
CHILD: Can you help me find her?
333
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,639
You are so on the team!
334
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,799
Next week we've got the Crown and Anchor.
We'll annihilate them!
335
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,119
No violence, do you understand me?
Not while I'm around,
336
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,759
not today, not ever.
I'm the Doctor, the oncoming storm...
337
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,399
and you meant beat them
in a football match, didn't you?
338
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:30,519
- Yeah.
- Lovely. What sort of time?
339
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,279
(THEY LAUGH)
340
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,959
(FIZZLING)
341
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,639
- (SHE SCREAMS)
- Amy?
342
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,119
Amy!
343
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:56,399
- It's happening again - worse!
- What does the scanner say?
344
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,919
A lot of nines.
345
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,679
Is it good that they're nines?
Tell me it's good that they're all nines!
346
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:07,359
Yes, yes, it's...it's good!
Zigzag plotter, zigzag plotter, Amy.
347
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:20,359
- Argh!
- Amy? Are you there?
348
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:23,359
(ENGINE NOISE QUIETENS DOWN)
349
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:26,839
- Amy?
- Yes, hello.
350
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,959
Ah, thank heavens. I thought the TARDIS
had been flung off into the vortex
351
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:33,319
with you inside it, lost for ever.
352
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,239
You mean that could actually happen?!
353
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,719
- You have got to get me out of here.
- How are the numbers?
354
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:41,039
All fives.
355
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,719
Fives?
356
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,479
Even better.
357
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:49,679
Still, it means the effect's almost
unbelievably powerful and dangerous,
358
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:50,879
but don't worry.
359
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,599
Hang on, OK?
360
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,759
- I've got some rewiring to do.
- Hey! You..."hang on"!
361
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,879
Hello, flatmate.
362
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,799
Hey, man. Um...
363
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,879
Listen, Sophie's coming round tonight,
364
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:15,759
and I was wondering
if you could give us some space.
365
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,359
Oh, don't mind me.
You won't even know I'm here.
366
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,439
(DISTANT EXPLOSION)
367
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,679
That's the idea.
368
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:27,599
- (RATTLING AND BANGING)
- DOCTOR: Yes, perfect! What a beauty!
369
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,759
(RATTLING AND BANGING CONTINUE)
370
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,839
- SOPHIE: That's got bigger.
- CRAIG: Oh, yeah.
371
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,479
Are we going out?
372
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:40,959
I've had a bit of a weird day.
Can we do pizza, booze, telly?
373
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,799
Great, love it! Wait.
374
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:46,799
No Melina, no crises,
no interruptions.
375
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,559
Great. Excellent.
376
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,279
Um, Soph...
377
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,879
I've...
378
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,679
I think...
379
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,079
Where's this going?
380
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,039
I think that we...
381
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,919
...should...
382
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,919
Mm?
383
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,559
- Hello.
- What?
384
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,199
Whoops, sorry.
385
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,919
Don't worry, I wasn't listening -
in a world of my own down there.
386
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,799
- I thought you were going out.
- Just reconnecting all the electrics.
387
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:28,679
It's a real mess.
Where's the on-switch for this?
388
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,279
- He really is on his way out.
- I don't mind, if you don't mind.
389
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:35,079
- I don't mind. Why would I mind?
- Then stay.
390
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:38,599
- Have a drink with us.
- What? Do I have to stay now?
391
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,199
- Do you want to stay?
- I don't mind.
392
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,799
- OK!
- Great!
393
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,719
Cos life can seem pointless, Doctor.
Work, weekend, work, weekend.
394
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,919
And there's six billion people
on the planet doing pretty much the same.
395
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,919
Six billion people?
Watching you two at work,
396
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,759
I'm starting to wonder
where they all come from.
397
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,119
- What? What do you mean by that?
- So, the call centre's no good, then.
398
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,999
What do you really want to do?
399
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:03,119
Don't laugh.
I only ever told Craig about it.
400
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:06,439
- Hmm?
- I want to work looking after animals.
401
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:11,039
Maybe abroad.
I saw this orang-utan sanctuary on telly.
402
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:13,599
- What's stopping you?
- She can't.
403
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,159
- You need loads of qualifications.
- Yeah, true.
404
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:19,479
Plus it's scary.
Everyone I know lives round here.
405
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:23,119
Craig got offered a job in London,
better money, didn't take it.
406
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,839
What's wrong with staying here?
I can't see the point of London.
407
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:30,079
Well, perhaps that's you, then.
You'll just have to stay here, secure,
408
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,279
and a little bit miserable,
until the day you drop.
409
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,279
Better than trying and failing, eh?
410
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:36,759
- You think I'd fail?
- Everybody's got dreams, Sophie.
411
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:40,079
Very few are going to achieve them,
so why pretend?
412
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:45,759
Perhaps, in the whole, wide universe,
a call centre is where you should be.
413
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,119
Why are you saying that? That's horrible!
414
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,479
- Is it true?
- Of course not.
415
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:53,919
I'm not staying in a call centre
all my life. I can do anything I want!
416
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,799
Oh! Yeah! Right!
417
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,799
Oh, my God! Did you see what he just did?
418
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:03,359
No, sorry. What's happening?
Are you going to live with monkeys now?
419
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,199
It's a big old world, Sophie.
420
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:08,719
Work out what's really
keeping you here, eh?
421
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,719
I don't know.
422
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,199
Dunno.
423
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:22,839
So, are you going to be taking off, then,
seeing the world?
424
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,799
What? Do you think I should?
425
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,479
Yeah...
426
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,559
Like the Doctor says,
what's keeping you here?
427
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,839
Yeah, exactly! What?
428
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,919
- Bye.
- See you.
429
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,199
- See you in a bit.
- Yeah.
430
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,159
Right. Shield's up.
431
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,799
Let's scan!
432
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:01,839
- What are you getting?
- Upstairs.
433
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,159
No traces of high technology. Totally...
434
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,359
normal. No no, no, no.
435
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,559
It can't be! It's too normal.
436
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,999
Only for you could too normal
be a problem.
437
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,679
You said I could be lost for ever.
Just go upstairs.
438
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:17,159
Without knowing, and get myself killed?
Then you really are lost.
439
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,999
If I could just
get a look in there...
440
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,439
Hold on.
441
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,279
Use the data bank,
442
00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:26,479
get me the plans of this building -
its history, the layout, everything.
443
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,639
Meanwhile, I shall recruit a spy.
444
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,239
The Rotmeister...
445
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:56,479
Ah!
446
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,999
Ow!
447
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,399
Craig!
448
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:10,319
Craig. (KICKS DOOR)
Breakfast. It's normal.
449
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,879
Craig?
450
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:15,639
Craig!
451
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,879
Craig, I told you not to touch it!
What's that?
452
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,279
An unfamiliar
and obviously poisonous substance.
453
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,719
"Oh, I know what would be really clever -
I'll stick my hand in it!"
454
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,639
Come on, Craig, breathe.
455
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,839
Come on, Craig, breathe!
Thems are healthy footballer's lungs!
456
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,719
Right. Reverse the enzyme decay.
457
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,559
Excite the tannin molecules.
458
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:53,599
- I've got to go to work.
- On no account. You need rest.
459
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,159
One more.
460
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,799
It's the planning meeting, it's important.
461
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:04,959
You're important.
462
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,879
You're going to be fine, Craig.
463
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,399
What?!
464
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,439
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
465
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,359
Oh, afternoon.
466
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,319
I'm so sorry, Michael,
I don't know what happened.
467
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,999
- I've got no excuse.
- I'm afraid
468
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,359
that's not what my screen is telling me,
Mr Lang.
469
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:51,719
(ANGRY VOICE ON HEADSET)
470
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,839
What's he doing here?
What are you doing here?
471
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:57,639
If that's your attitude, Mr Lang,
I suggest you take your custom elsewhere.
472
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,959
- (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
- No, no! That's one of my best clients!
473
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,399
Hello, Craig, how are you feeling?
Had some time to kill.
474
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,999
I was curious, never worked in an office.
Never worked in anywhere.
475
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,199
You're insane!
476
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,079
Leave off the Doctor,
I love the Doctor.
477
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,439
He was brilliant
in the planning meeting.
478
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,279
You went to the planning meeting?
479
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:16,279
Yes. I was your representative. We don't
need Mr Lang any more. Rude Mr Lang.
480
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,199
Here you go,
and I found some custard creams.
481
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,639
Sophie, my hero.
482
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,639
Hi, Craig. I went on the web,
applied for a wildlife charity thing.
483
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:25,199
They said I could always start
as a volunteer straightaway.
484
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,599
- Should I do it?
- Yeah, great, yeah, good, go for it.
485
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,559
You look awful.
About turn! Bed. Now.
486
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:34,559
- Who next? Oh, yes.
- (MALE VOICE ON HEADSET)
487
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:40,119
Hello, MrJoergensen. Can you hold?
I have to eat a biscuit.
488
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,959
What the hell...?
489
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,479
(CAT MIAOWS)
490
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,559
Have you been upstairs?
491
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,079
Yes?
492
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,759
(THROATY MIAOW)
493
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:16,279
You can do it. Show me what's up there.
What's behind that door?
494
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:17,639
Try to show me.
495
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,359
Oh, that doesn't make sense!
Ever see anyone go up there?
496
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,679
Lots of people? Good, good.
What kind of people?
497
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,119
- Miaow.
- People who never came back down.
498
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,919
That's bad. That's very bad.
499
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,359
(CAT MIAOWS)
500
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,799
- Oh, hello.
- I can't take this any more.
501
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:35,159
I want you to go!
502
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,039
- You can have this back, an' all.
- What have I done?
503
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,279
- For a start, talking to a cat.
- Lots of people talk to cats.
504
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,079
Everybody loves you, and you're better
at football than me, and my job,
505
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:51,479
and now Sophie's all, "Oh, monkeys,
monkeys!" And then...there's that!
506
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,759
It's art! A statement on modern society.
507
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:57,919
- "Ooh, ain't modern society awful?"
- Me and you, it's not going to work.
508
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,359
You've been here three days,
the three weirdest days of my life.
509
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,839
- Your days will get much weirder if I go.
- I thought it was good weird. It's bad.
510
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,359
- I can't do this!
- I can't leave.
511
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:06,959
Like you, I can't see the point
of anywhere else.
512
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:10,799
- Madrid, ha, what a dump! I have to stay.
- No, you don't, you have to leave!
513
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:12,679
- I can't go!
- Just get out!
514
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:16,799
Right! Only way. I'm going to show you
something, but ssh, really, ssh!
515
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:19,279
Oh, I am going to regret this.
OK, right...
516
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,959
- First, general background!
- Yargh!
517
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,399
Oh!
518
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:29,239
Ow!
519
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,119
- You're a...
- Yes.
520
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,079
- From...
- Ssh.
521
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,919
- You've got a TARDIS!
- Yes. Ssh!
522
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,119
Eleventh!
523
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,559
Right... OK, specific detail.
524
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,199
BOTH: Argh!
525
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:43,959
Amy! Amy!
526
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,479
You saw my ad
527
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,039
- in the paper shop window.
- Yes, with this right above it.
528
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:55,519
Which is odd, because Amy hasn't written
it yet. Time travel, it can happen.
529
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,879
That's a scanner! You've used...
530
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:01,159
non-technological technology
of Lammasteen.
531
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,079
(SHOUTS) Shut up!
532
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,319
CHILD: Please can you help me?
533
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,799
Hi.
534
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:22,719
- Please. Will you help me?
- What's the matter, my love?
535
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,639
Help you?
536
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,839
Argh!
537
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:35,799
I am never, never doing that
ever, ever again... Amy!
538
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,079
That's Amy Pond!
539
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:41,719
Oh, of course, you can understand us
now, hurrah (!) ...Got those plans yet?
540
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,879
- Still searching for them.
- I've worked it out
541
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,039
- with psychic help from a cat.
- Cat?
542
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,959
Yes. I know he's got a time engine
in the flat upstairs.
543
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,879
He's using innocent people
to try and launch it.
544
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,999
Whenever he does, they get burnt up,
hence the stain...
545
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,199
- From the ceiling.
- Well done, Craig.
546
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,159
And you, Miss Pond, nearly get thrown off
547
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,599
- into the Vortex.
- Lovely.
548
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,039
- (SMASH)
- People are dying up there!
549
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,639
People are dying... People are dying...
People are dying... People are dying...
550
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,039
- Amy!
- (SCREAMS) Doctor!
551
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,479
They're being killed!
552
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,119
- Someone's up there.
- Oh, my...!
553
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,399
(ENGINE GOES HAYWIRE)
554
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,919
Doctor! Hang on!
555
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,159
Craig, come on -
someone's dying up there.
556
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:29,039
It's Sophie. It's Sophie
that's dying up there, it's Sophie!
557
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,279
Doctor! Argh!
558
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,719
- Where's Sophie?
- Wait, wait!
559
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,879
- Amy?
- Are you upstairs?
560
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,119
- Just going in.
- You can't be upstairs.
561
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,199
- Of course I can be upstairs!
- Come on!
562
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:43,279
No! I've got the plans. You cannot be
upstairs, it's a one-storey building.
563
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,519
Thereis no upstairs!
564
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,639
What?
565
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,839
- What?
- Oh. Oh, of course!
566
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,719
The time engine isn't in the flat.
The time engine isthe flat -
567
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,919
someone's attempt to build a TARDIS.
568
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,159
No, there's always been an upstairs.
569
00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:12,719
- Has there? Think about it.
- Yes.
570
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:13,999
No. I don't...
571
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:17,159
Perception filter. It's more than
a disguise. It tricks your memory.
572
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:18,959
- (SCREAMING)
- Sophie!
573
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,079
Sophie! Oh, my God, Sophie!
574
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,399
- Craig!
- It's controlling her. It's willing her
575
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,439
- to touch the activator.
- It's not going to have her!
576
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,199
SOPHIE: Argh!
577
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,879
- Ah! Deadlock seal!
- You've got to do something!
578
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:36,359
What? Why's it let her go?
579
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,999
- You will help me.
- Right! Stop!
580
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,239
Crashed ship, let's see.
581
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,599
Hello. I'm Captain Troy Handsome
of International Rescue.
582
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,279
Please state the nature of your emergency.
583
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,079
The ship has crashed. The crew are dead.
584
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:55,119
- A pilot is required.
- You're the emergency crash program.
585
00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:58,279
A hologram. What? You've been luring
people up here so you can try them out?
586
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,639
(MULTIPLE VOICES) You will help me,
you will help me, you will help me.
587
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:02,159
Craig! Where am I?
588
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,279
Hush! ...Human brains aren't strong
enough, they just burn, but you're stupid.
589
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:09,159
- You just keep trying.
- 1 7 people have been tried.
590
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:13,799
- 6,000,400,026 remain.
- Seriously, what is going on?
591
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:17,319
Oh, for goodness' sake! The top floor of
Craig's building is an alien spaceship,
592
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,359
intent on slaughtering
the population of this planet.
593
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:20,879
Any questions? No, good.
594
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,879
- Yes, I have questions.
- The correct pilot has now been found.
595
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,639
Yes, I was worried you'd say that.
596
00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,199
He means you, Doctor, doesn't he?
597
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,279
The correct pilot has been found.
598
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:33,479
The correct pilot has been found.
The correct pilot has been found.
599
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:34,919
What's happening?
600
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,279
- It's pulling me in! I'm the new pilot!
- Could you do it?
601
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,599
Could you fly the ship safely?
602
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,719
No, I'm way too much for this ship.
My hand touches that panel,
603
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,719
the planet doesn't blow up,
the whole solar system does.
604
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,839
The correct pilot has been found.
605
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,599
No...worst choice ever,
I promise you. Stop this!
606
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,719
Doctor, it's getting worse.
607
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,759
It doesn't want everyone.
Craig, it didn't want you!
608
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,879
I spoke to him and he said
I couldn't help him!
609
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,799
It didn't want Sophie before today,
but now it does. What's changed?
610
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,279
Argh! No!
611
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:06,559
I gave her the idea of leaving!
It's a machine that needs to leave.
612
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,799
It wants people who want to escape,
and you don't want to leave, Craig.
613
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,239
- You're Mr Sofa Man.
- Doctor!
614
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:13,879
Craig, you can shut down the engine.
615
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:17,319
Put your hand on the panel and
concentrate on why you want to stay!
616
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,119
- Craig, no!
- Will it work?
617
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:19,959
- Yes!
- Are you sure?
618
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,639
- Yes!
- Is that a lie?
619
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:23,159
Of course it's a lie!
620
00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:25,999
It's good enough for me. Geronimo!
621
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,119
(CRAIG SCREAMS)
622
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:29,679
(AMY SCREAMS)
623
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,119
- SOPHIE: Craig!
- Doctor!
624
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,239
Craig, what's keeping you here?
625
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:38,279
Think about everything that makes you want
to stay here! Why don't you want to leave?
626
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,719
Sophie! I don't want to leave Sophie!
627
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,799
I can't leave Sophie! I love Sophie!
628
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,559
I love you, too, Craig, you idiot!
629
00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:51,199
- Doctor!
- Honestly, do you mean that?
630
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:54,519
- Of course I mean it! Do you mean it?
- I've always meant it. Seriously, though,
631
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,079
- do you mean it?
- Yes.
632
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:57,759
- Ugh!
- What about the monkeys?
633
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,759
Oh, not now, not again!
Craig, the planet's about to burn!
634
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,879
For God's sake, kiss the girl!
635
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,479
Kiss the girl!
636
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:13,639
(ENGINE RETURNS TO NORMAL RUNNING)
637
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,479
Doctor!
638
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,479
You've done it.
639
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:21,919
Ha-ha!
640
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,679
You've done it! Oh...
641
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,439
now the screen's just zeros...now it's
minus ones, minus twos, minus threes...
642
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:28,479
Big yes!
643
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:31,959
(MULTIPLE VOICES) Help me.
Help me. Help me. Help me.
644
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,519
- Big no.
- Help me. Help me. Help me.
645
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,799
- Help me. Help me. Help me.
- Did we switch it off?
646
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:41,199
Emergency shutdown. It's imploding.
Everybody out, out, out!
647
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:45,359
Help me. Help me. Help me.
Help me. Help me.
648
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,119
Help me. Help me. Help me.
649
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,519
- Doctor!
- Help me. Help me. Help me...
650
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:11,719
(BIRDSONG)
651
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:16,719
Look at them. Didn't they see that?
The whole top floorjust vanished.
652
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,879
Perception filter.
There never was a top floor.
653
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:26,079
(KISSING AND SIGHS OF PLEASURE)
654
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:35,239
- Have we spoiled our friendship, then?
- Totally ruined it.
655
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:36,919
And what about the monkeys?
656
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,039
We could save them together,
you know.
657
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,999
Do whatever we want.
658
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,879
I could see the point of Paris
if you were there with me.
659
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,759
First, let's destroy our friendship
completely.
660
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:03,279
- Oi!
- What, you're trying to sneak off?
661
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,039
Yes, well, you were sort of...
662
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,839
busy.
663
00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:10,999
I want you to keep these.
664
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:15,919
Thank you. Cos I might pop back soon,
have another little stay.
665
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:20,239
No, you won't. I've been in your head,
remember? I still want you to keep them.
666
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:22,959
Thank you, Craig.
667
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,759
Thank you, Doctor.
668
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,079
Sophie.
669
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:30,279
Now, then.
6,000,400,026 people in the world.
670
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,119
That's the number to beat.
671
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:35,359
Yeah.
672
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:04,159
Back in time! You need to go to
the paper shop, leave that note for me.
673
00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:07,799
Right little matchmaker, aren't you?
Can't you find me a fella?
674
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,559
Oh, rectifier's playing up again...
675
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:13,079
Hold on. You write the note,
and I'll change that will.
676
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,519
- You got a pen?
- Make sure it's a red pen.
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