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Mr. Abernathy,

My fee for your mother's
Treatment and operation

Has been due for the better part
Of a year.

Now just who in the hell do you
Think you're dealing with?

The man who killed
My mother.

You and your mother
Knew the risks of surgery.

Unnecessary surgery.

I will not authorize
The insurance company

To pay you
For my mother's murder,

Nor will I pay the deductable
For her murder, dr. Shane.

That man works for a man
To whom I owe money,

Money you owe me.

Now, you will draw $16,000
From the bank,

And you'll have it here
By 2:30.

I will not pay you,
Dr. Shane.

Mr. Flynn.

Little mouse,
Name that tune.

"I guess I'd better
Change my plans."

Right. You have got to change
Your plans.

Run along to the bank,
Little mouse.

Do you need me to change
Your diapers first, irving?

Too bad mr. Dunvalo

Can't give you
Any more credit.

Could win your money back
Betting on dallas tonight.

If I had any credit
With billy dunvalo,

I wouldn't have needed him
To order you to collect my fee

From irving abernathy.

And do you know why
The d.A. Sent me here?

I'll tell you why.

Every time you guys
Mess up on miranda,

Escobedo, search and seizure,

And either the d.A.
Can't bring charges

Or the judge dismisses,

We lose.

Now, what have I been
Telling you guys?

We screwed it up.

Now look,
Fellas go up or go free

According to how we bust them,
Right?

That's real.

Now, you know what it is
To make a good case.

You know what it is
To--to waste all that time,

All that money
And all that work.

And ending your case
By making a bum arrest?

That's sabotage.
Sabotage!

You know, theo, you're really
Beautiful when you're angry.

I hate to leave you guys,

But I've got other
Squad rooms to visit.

- bye.
-bye.

- goodbye.
- all right, gentlemen,

The d.A. Has talked
To the commissioner.

The commissioner has talked
To internal affairs.

I.A.D. Will be glad
To come down hard on--

All right, frank.
She's gone.

Okay. Take over.

You got to have the form out
While she's here?

What are you talking about?
You and I beat the spread

- on four underdogs.
- shut up!

All right, everybody,
Back to work.

Now see, I don't have time
For this.

Scared, mouse?

Pennsylvania station.

Hello, ballantine ambulance?
This is dr. Theodore shane.

Dispatch an ambulance
To east 37th street,

Between park and lexington.

There's an injured man
On the sidewalk.

Police? There's been
A terrible fight,

But it wasn't really
A fight.

My name is edith leverkuhe.

Why are you wasting time
Asking me about it

When there is a man lying hurt
At east 37th street near park?

Just give me a city ambulance
Here, pronto.

Why are his eyes
So glassy?

He's in shock.

Oh, here.

Ballantine ambulance?
Dr. Shane.

Cancel, I repeat,
Cancel the ambulance I called.

All right,
Here's the ambulance.

Since when have city ambulances
Been caddies?

We got a call to cancel,
Officer.

A chicken doesn't have a part
That looks like this.

- here, let me have it.
- uh, just hold on.

Dr. Garfield at bellevue.

Theo kojak, steve.

Now, what do you got
In your emergency room

On this winter monday
That I'll love?

All right, you hold on
To the uniformed cops,

And I'll be down there,
Uh, quick.

Tod flynn.

Kneecaps broken
And in shock.

The kind of a guy
Who goes around

Beating up gamblers
For his boss.

And who's his boss, rizzo?

Billy dunvalo.

Billy dunvalo. A shy and
A bookie rolled into one.

A criminal
That nobody charges.

Hmm. I mean, what gambler's
Gonna admit

To being into a bookie, right?

I guess everybody bets
A deuce or two,

But heavy gambling,
I don't know.

So, what do we got?

Tod flynn with his
Kneecaps broken.

Is it justice
Poking its head up?

Or something nasty
We can all believe in?

Gambling is a sickness

With massive social
Consequences.

Mm-hmm.

Where is it written, huh?

I say san francisco
Can beat dallas,

Or at least
Beat the spread.

There's upsets all the time,
Gable.

Better read the sports page.

Hello, steve, gable.

I'm lieutenant kojak,
Manhattan south.

- hi.
- what's coming down with flynn?

Now, I want you to save
All the "Perpetrators"

And "Aforementions"
And all that cop talk

For your uf-61 report, okay?

Uh, lieutenant,
I can't make out a uf-61.

Oh, what are we doing?
Hiring illiterates now?

Permit me, lieutenant.
Form uf-61 only applies

When there's the report
By a victim of a crime,

Not the report
Of an accident.

- explain.
- flynn says he slipped

And fell onto the pavement.

What he told me was that
He tripped on his walking stick.

Which would still
Be an accident,

For which we don't fill out
Form uf-61.

So I filled out the form
That us medical types make out

When we treat injury accidents
Of a suspicious nature.

And I like you,
So I called too.

Which means I can still ask
Embarrassing questions

Without the uf-61.

Where's flynn now?

They took him up
To 1042.

And he's not too heavily sedated
To control what he's saying,

So don't ask.

Over-sedating is bad medicine.

Would I want you
Not to like me?

All right,
Let me see your notes.

Do you find it funny that flynn
Says it was an accident?

Yes, sir. He wouldn't even
Tell us what he was doing

On east 37th street.
I think he's hiding something.

I bet.

How about this
Eyewitness of yours?

Mrs. Leverkuhe?

Uh, how good
Is any eyewitness?

Well, you don't make out
The uf-61 report,

So you get to go home
And watch the football game.

How lucky can you get?

It's the month
For underdogs, I guess.

Mm-hmm.

Tod, I want to know
Who did this.

I don't know.
I swear.

Had to be a big guy
To take you.

Yeah.

I told the cops
It was an accident.

That was definitely right.
Definitely right...

Oh, do come in.

It's a pleasure.

Well, thank you
Very much.

Now then,

Billy dunvalo,
Visiting tod flynn

To make sure he gets his
Workman's compensation.

It couldn't have happened
To a nicer guy.

Yeah, hi, kojak.

Who called you?

I didn't, billy.

It was an accident.

It's theo, isn't it?

Lieutenant kojak.

And what happened
To your dapper boy here?

You know, I'm not buying
That story that he, uh--

That the nijinsky
Of the bone breakers

Tripped while doing
The light fantastic.

I was walking.

No. Not walking.

I mean, you're hurt
Too bad for that.

What's your version,
Dunvalo?

He was hit by a car.

A car?

Oh, tsk, tsk.
You are fibbing me.

Now here,
See these numbers?

That's my phone
At manhattan south.

You see those other
Numbers here?

The one with the hyphen?

That's the amount of years

You'll be sitting
In the big house

For misprision of a felony.

Tell him what that is,
Dunvalo.

- some crime, right?
- misprision of a felony

Is withholding knowledge
Of the existence of a--

A serious crime,
Like felony assault, from me.

Hey, look, when you open your
Eyes, would you think about me?

As for you, dunvalo,

Out in the corridor, baby.

Thank you.

Hey, you're an old pro.
What's this hotdog act?

What? You got no time
To chit or to chat?

You know, you bookies,
You pay out a lot of bread.

You know what I think?

I think that the underdogs
Bets bit you so bad

Because you didn't have time
To lay off the underdog bets.

So?

So I think you got a very
Serious cash flow problem.

You need cash, so you send flynn
Out with his ebony walking stick

To collect, true?

Only the strong survive.

But you won't
For much longer.

You know why?

Because one of your competitors
Pulled off a brutal

But elegant move by busting
Flynn's kneecaps.

Let's face it,
No collector, no credibility.

Who's going to want
To pay you?

I think there's a trade war
Going on,

And I think they used
Flynn's kneecaps

As pearl harbor
And clark field.

But it was an accident.

Ah. And that little fib
Proves to me

That there's a trade war
Going on.

And I'm going to pick off
On both sides, and get to you.

Be serious.

Forsooth.

Beware the ides of march,
Baby.

Big play, big play.

- watch this pass.
- all right, nice pass!

Who said they weren't going
To get on the board at all?

- who said that?
- all right, I said it.

Time.

Break up the huddle.

I want word from the streets on
Who broke tod flynn's kneecaps.

Want me to call
Organized crime intelligence

To find who's taking over
Independent bookies?

Splendid idea.

- rizzo.
- yeah?

I want you to stay on top
Of billy dunvalo.

Do what he does,
Anything like that.

- that ought to be easy for you.
- okay.

Yeah, saperstein,

The ballantine ambulance
Company.

Somebody called for and then
Canceled a ballantine ambulance.

East 37th street,
3:00 p.M.

- after that, you relieve rizzo.
- okay.

Can I do anything,
Lieutenant?

Yes, stavros.

I want you to find the cabbie
Who picked up a fare

At east 37th street,
Took them to penn station.

And you know how many
Cab companies there are.

We get a description
Of the fare?

Mmm, a dedicated man.

Hmm, thanks a lot.

Well, the description
Doesn't fit

For a guy who could
Take out flynn,

But the uniforms got this
Description from a witness.

Let's see: 5'6" or 5'8",
Male caucasian, brown hair,

Slight of build
And, uh, mousey clothes.

5'6"? A practitioner
Of the martial arts?

Yes, perhaps.

Now, robert crocker
And myself,

We're going to use
The socratic method

And gather the truth
Within her

When she arrives here
At our acropolis.

And in the meantime,
Mr. Crocker,

You come here and tell me
How you manage to keep

That camel hair coat clean
In the city of new york.

Hello?

Mr. Abernathy,
You assaulted someone.

And you're now a criminal.

Unless I have the money
You owe me,

I'll see that you're arrested,
Convicted, and sent to prison.

Moreover, you'll lose
Your bonding

And your accountant's license.

Is that quite clear?

Do you want the police to know
That your unnecessary surgery

Killed my mother
To pay your gambling debts?

You can go and--and--and go
To the devil.

I mean, did I really see
A little mouse of a man

Beat up a much bigger man?

No one at my group therapy
Would even listen about it

Until I got into my own anger
At not being listened to.

But when I got into my anger,

Then they even asked me
What kind of a car

The little man fell on
With his sweaty hands.

His hands fell on the car?

Do you remember
Which one?

Of course.
It takes exquisite panache

To wear a blue rolls-royce
Phaeton successfully.

Wear a rolls?

It can be such a tacky
Automobile, don't you think?

Uh, the license number,
Do you remember--?

I remember only three numbers:
One, seven, three.

One, seven: seventeen.

- I was a debutante when I was 17.
- really?

Forgive me.

Um, three.

I was married twice.

Uh, use the phone
On your desk.

Go ahead.

How tall would you say
Detective crocker is?

Six feet.

You want to see if I can judge
A person's height accurately.

Lieutenant, the man I saw
Beating the other man

Was 5'8" if he was
Standing up straight.

And he did look like
A poor little mouse of a man

Who was into his own anger
For the first time in his life.

Well, thank you,
Mrs. Leverkuhe.

I know you've tried.

Excuse me.

Vehicle identification

Is putting the rolls
In the computer.

Well, thank you,
Mrs. Leverkuhe.

- you've been a marvelous help.
- oh.

Look, it's getting
Kind of late,

So I think I'll have
One of my men take you home.

Oh, I can take a taxi,
Unless someone else steals it.

Mrs. Leverkuhe, our criminal
Identification bureau

Will be sending down a list
Of suspect photos tomorrow.

Um, may I ask you to join
Detective crocker

At your convenience?

We'd like you to look at, uh,
Some portraits of mice

Who've been discovered
In the cheese, so to speak.

Good. Then I've been
Of some help.

I know you needed help.

I really heard you.

Hey, uh, she's some kind
Of witness.

Oh, yes. She's made some very
Interesting observations

About your physical
Dimensions.

Did you do your homework?

And lucky night.
It's on your desk.

I found the cabbie.

His fare was
A male caucasian,

Late 30s,
A sweaty little guy,

And he matches the description
Of your witnesses.

The cabbie took him
To the long island railroad

At penn station.
He didn't have any baggage.

Baggage? To go to long island?

No, no. That's a good question
That stavros asked.

- thank you, stavros.
- thank you, lieutenant.

- saperstein?
- oh, uh, a dr. Theodore shane

Ordered the ambulance.

Office...429 east 37th.

Oh, that's right across
The street from leverkuhe.

And I wonder where
The good doctor lives.

Or is that information
On my desk

Waiting for my perusal

So you can sit here
And watch the ballgame?

Doctor, can you tell me why you
Canceled that ambulance call?

Oh, quite frankly,
I thought better

Of getting involved
When I saw the woman

Go to flynn's assistance.

You did say the victim's name
Was flynn, didn't you?

Mm? Yeah.
I understand.

Malpractice suits
And all of that.

How long were you looking
Out the window?

I don't know.

Oh, you spend a lot of time
Looking out the window?

Of course not.

It's just that
Sometimes I do.

49ers are winning,

And everybody's
Looking at the game.

So, you got a bet
On the game?

I couldn't get a bet down
With a friend.

I understand that.

Who would you have bet?

The 49ers.

You're kidding?

Well, it's just you don't look
Like the kind of guy

Who'd bet the underdog.

All right, doctor.

Uh, maybe we'll chat again.

Now, if you want
To talk to me,

I'll be at manhattan south.

We're here to serve
The public and all of that.

Thank you very much.

Fourteen blue rolls-royce
Phaetons

Registered in the state
Of new york,

None of them beginning or ending
With the license number 173.

All right, now,

Detective stavros
Will pass amongst you

With a list
Of rolls-royces.

Now, I want you
To call the police department

In each municipality
Where these cars are registered.

We're looking for a blue one
That was on east 37th street

When tod flynn was taken.

Now, if one of
Your fellow officers

Should call and say
He has the car,

Have him hold it until
We get forensics down there

To try to lift the prints
From the trunk of the car.

Dr. Meredith,
Dr. Meredith,

Go to the white phone
In nurse's station.

Dr. Meredith, dr. Meredith,

Go to the white phone
In nurse's...

Do you know how bad you being
Hurt is screwing up the world?

It's crazy.

You didn't file a complaint,

So I've got a cop
In the hall.

He's been on me
Since yesterday,

And he's even boring
To talk to.

I can't even get a whisper
On who did this to you.

I'm sorry, billy.

I hate to ask you,

But if you made
A complaint,

Maybe it would get
The cops off me.

All right.
If you want, billy.

Take care of the nurses.

You're a stand-up guy, tod.

Hey, uh, rossi.

Rizzo.

R-I-z-z-o.

There's no compassion
In any of these faces.

I guess that's why
They're career criminals.

Yes, I suppose so.

Oh, but our little mouse
Isn't here.

May I have some more
Of your awful coffee,

Or do you have to work?

Dr. Shane,
It's mr. Dee calling.

I'll talk to him.

Did you maybe see what the guy
Who hurt tod looked like?

Tod says he never
Saw him before.

I'd appreciate your help
In this matter, doctor.

- very much.
- will you forgive my debt?

To protect my position
And my credibility,

Definitely.

If your description
Gives me the guy

Who screwed it up
In the first place.

I think I can squeeze in
An appointment for you.

Not at your office.
I got a new cop on me.

Give me a time and a place,
And I'll lose him.

The library. 3:00

And the automobile never left
Tuxedo park, the chauffeur said.

Well, if I lived there,
I wouldn't leave either.

Thank you, sergeant.

Negative on these cars,
Lieutenant.

Oh, that's terrific.
That's five more to go.

Rizzo, do you have
Any glad tidings?

Maybe. Flynn filed
A complaint.

- and who's on dunvalo?
- I got saperstein on him.

Oh.

Assailant unknown
To victim.

And flynn told you
He's over 200 pounds and 6 feet?

Here.

I mean, flynn couldn't admit
To being taken by a mouse,

So he said
It's an accident.

Which brings us down
On dunvalo,

Who wants to get rid of us,
Right?

So he tells flynn,
"Make a complaint."

So flynn, he lies about
The size of the perpetrator.

Why? Because his pride
Was hurt.

Granted.

But in terms of the time and
Energy we're putting into it,

I mean, is it worth it?

We were wrong about the war
Of the bookies.

Should the mountain labor
To produce a mouse?

Captain mcneil.

Yeah.

Mazel tov.

That was saperstein.

Dunvalo used three cabs,
A subway,

And a sale at bloomingdale's
To shake him.

That's wonderful.

the history of agriculture?

Who knew anybody cared?

Which makes this
A safe place to meet.

As for us, it's agreed?

I gave you my word.

What does the creep
That broke tod look like?

Don't you want to know
His name and address first?

- huh?
- irving paul abernathy.

His address
Is on the card.

Kew gardens.

Abernathy?
The guy that owed--

Shh. It's a library.

Listen, doctor,
Thank you.

At least you'll get
Your money from him.

Money?

What's that next
To my good name?

Then?

Do you really
Have to ask?

Manhattan south,
Detective crocker.

Yeah, hold on.

Hey lieuten-- uh, it's
Chief of police, larchmon.

Yes, chief,
This is lieutenant theo kojak.

Well, thank you.

Our rolls is owned by one
Harvey miller of larchmont.

I'll call miller.
You get forensics ready to roll

While I find out from miller
Where the car is.

Go ahead, use the phone
In my office.

Mr. Harvey miller,
Please.

Yeah, this is lieutenant kojak,
New york police department.

Hello, mr. Miller.

Yes, you can be of great
Assistance to us.

The police in larchmont told us
That your wife said

You were parked near
East 37th street yesterday.

Right.

Now we...

Well, we have reason to believe
That a felon we're after

Left fingerprints
On the trunk of your car.

The boot of--

The boot? Yeah.

Could you give me
The address?

Thank you, mr. Miller.

Crocker!

Forensics's ready.
Rolls is there? Terrific.

It's a garage
In midtown.

Our mouse's prints
Are about to get washed off

Right about exactly now.

- get it right.
- look at that.

Oh, come on, come on.

Hey, hold it!

Hey, freeze! Police!
Hold it!

Don't do anything.

Don't you know
What "Freeze" means?

Our felon has a definite
Perspiration problem.

He practically etched his prints
Into the car's finish.

A beautiful set, but...

Oh, n.Y.P.D. Doesn't have
A name to go with the prints,

However...

I wired the prints
To the f.B.I.,

And they'll either come up
With the name

Or add the prints
To their collection.

- what do you do?
- me?

I tell you, I know
Where to look for the name,

Even if the f.B.I.
Doesn't have it.

You just thought
Of where now?

Oh, who has time to think?

It's my age, my training,
And my experience.

Besides all that,
I don't know where else to look.

What made the smudge,
Anyway?

The ashes of my youthful dreams,
I fear.

A lot of that
Going around.

- I'll do it.
- oh, will you? Thanks.

So, dr. Shane
Is in surgery now,

Making money to pay
For the apartment

Above the office building
In the '30s,

And also to pay for a very
Professional nurse.

- you're cute too.
- mmm.

The surgery business good?

What does that mean?

Too good?

Dr. Shane has ordered
And performed

Many procedures
In these last months.

But he's an internist
As well as a surgeon,

And I'm a nurse,
Not a specialist.

Well I...I respect
Your opinion.

And look,
This is off the wall,

But do you usually
Dial his calls?

Usually.

555-9441.

Yes.

The man's name
Is mr. Dee.

Mr. Dee.

Dunvalo. Often?

Something is very wrong,
Isn't it?

Yes. Were you here
Last monday?

No. Dr. Shane canceled
All of his appointments

Except mr. Abernathy,
And gave me monday off.

Something to do with
Mr. Abernathy's bill.

Why don't you tell me
About mr. Abernathy.

I'll tell you
About his mother.

She was all he had and,
You know,

I think she was quite a lot.

Dr. Shane told
Cynthia abernathy

She needed major surgery,

And she just laid herself
Down under his knife

And smiled at him,

And died in the recovery room.

The soul of sweetness, gone.

The soul of sweetness.

So's poor little irving,

Who hasn't got anyone now.

Was he the kind of guy
Who pays his bills on time?

A c.P.A.

Early.

He'd never get a parking ticket,
Except...

Except that he looks like he's
Afraid to learn how to drive.

Oh.

But he never paid
Dr. Shane's bill.

The poor little man told
His mother's insurance company

Not to pay it.

And he refused
To pay the deductible.

I see.

Well...

Any other doctor would've
Turned it over to a lawyer.

Unless, uh...

Look, did cynthia
Need that operation?

I'm not qualified
To say this,

But I had wanted to say this
To someone for a long time.

She didn't need surgery,

And she wasn't
The only one.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Now, I'm going to have
To talk to a name now

Instead of a title, even though
I respect the one "Nurse."

- beth.
- beth.

Did the calls for mr. Dee
And the surgery

Increase at the same time?

Yes.

It's gambling,
Isn't it?

Four-four the hard way, baby.
And it never comes easy.

So according to you,

Shane has been
Booking surgeries like a...

Like a fading hooker
In sutton place booking tricks.

Right?

That's nice, sidney.

That's very, very nice.

Now, what has to happen
Before you doctors

Lift this here character's
Hospital privileges?

Well, he's probably killed more
People with his knife

Than the bandits
In the south bronx.

What do you mean?
I'm agreeing with you?

Sidney, nothing agrees
With you.

You're a--a curmudgeon.

We got it. The f.B.I.
Got a name on our prints.

Irving paul abernathy.

Well, you're no fun anymore,
Lieutenant.

Yeah. Don't tell me
Abernathy has a prior.

No. The f.B.I.
Got the prints

From the state
Licensing commission.

Abernathy's a bonded certified
Public accountant.

At least he will be
Till we bust him.

- shall I get a warrant?
- no.

No?

Hold off on the warrant.

And get out of here.
No, wait.

You stay here,
And I'll get out of here.

Call your attorney?

I'll save you the fee.

Here, you can avoid
Charges like, uh,

Withholding evidence
Or misprision of a felony

By volunteering to testify
Against abernathy.

That would be
Embarrassing.

Subpoenas are embarrassing,
Doctor.

It's funny, isn't it?

With creeps like you
And dunvalo running around,

I wind up with abernathy.

You kill his mother
To collect a surgeon's fee

And pay your gambling debts,

And somehow you wind up
With flynn and abernathy

In the same place
At the same time, and presto,

Abernathy is the felon.

Things don't always work out,
Do they?

Doctor, when we get the mouse,
You've still got the rat,

Dunvalo, on your back.

And if anything
Should happen to abernathy,

I'm going to hold you
As accessory to murder.

Or if you're lucky,
Maybe just a felony assault.

I got to protect
My credibility, right?

Look, I want
To talk to you,

But, uh, with my
Attorney present.

Try and understand
My position.

Your position fell apart
A long time ago,

And I'm too tired
For compassion, dr. Shane.

Uh-huh.

We're on our way.

Queens cops.

They're in place,
Waiting for us.

Theo, abernathy is a felon,
Regardless of circumstances.

Oh, regardless?

Shane's gambling
Killed his mother.

Well, we're some future
For this irving, aren't we?

And we add that to his past,

This guy hasn't got a life
Worth living.

- you know this irving?
- frank, you and me,

We grew up
In the same jungle.

Remember the mamas' boys?

You know, shy, bashful?

Total strikeout in sports,
Total strikeout with the chicks,

Except they're too scared
Even to go to bat?

All the little guys
Who became accountants or clerks

Or whatever else
We need them to do?

They don't cheat, they don't
Steal, they don't lie.

And they never go out
With the boys.

And you know why?
Because the boys,

The wise guys like you and me,
We never wanted them around.

So they wind up living with mama
As grown men.

You know something, frank?

There's a great deal of love
In that.

And to lose that,

And to lose that to shane,

Hey, irving's the felon, huh?

Regardless.

Now, you know the d.A.
Will plea bargain,

So don't tell me abernathy's
The kind of guy

We're paid to protect.

And don't tell me he's one
Of our failures.

You're telling me.

So we go out to kew gardens,
We make the good bust,

And irving gets a record.

We send it to the licensing
Commission,

Goodbye to bonding,
Goodbye to c.P.A,

Goodbye to the arm and a leg
It's going to cost for a lawyer

To tell him just that.
Am I wrong, frank?

No, you're right.

Yeah, well, you know,
It was good police work.

I mean, nothing fancy,
Nothing brilliant.

But you know what?
It cost too much.

I mean, you never know who'll
Screw up during an arrest.

Sabotage.

Theo, we both know
The difference

Between the law
And justice.

And the difference makes us
Both very, very tired.

But if you're
Going out to queens

To use the law to get justice,
You're in for a lot of grief

Which you know,
And which you'll deserve.

Police. Freeze.

Freeze.

Assume the position, huh?

Oh, .22 that's a nice,
Quiet gun.

Won't disturb
The neighbors.

William dunvalo, hi.

I have a warrant here
For your arrest.

Also...

Search of residence,
Your place of business,

Your automobile and, um,
And like that.

Bust him.

And make sure you read him
His rights.

You have the right
To remain silent.

If you give up
The right to remain...

Court of law.

You have the right to speak
With an attorney

And to have the attorney present
During questioning.

If you so desire
And cannot afford one,

An attorney will be appointed
For you...

Who are you?

Shut up, bully.

The police?

Don't!

If you are the police,

I demand to see identification
And warrants.

Now, would you believe,
I forgot?

Come here.

I want to see my lawyer.

I want to go
To the bathroom.

I want to sleep.

I demand to be treated
As if I had some dignity.

- you?
- damn it, me!

You are a felon.

And I'm the one who makes
The demands around here,

And I demand a confession.

You know, it's no good being
A sweet, nice cop with you.

You've had me here
For three hours.

Big, macho guy, huh?

Now, you think that would hurt,
Hard guy?

Confess.

Oh!

All right, stand up.

And let's see if your gut
Can take this.

Go ahead.

Yes!

I broke flynn's knees.

- all right, give.
- and by god, I'd do it again.

And I'm just sorry that
I didn't break shane's, too.

And you can go to the devil
That you look like.

Irv.

Wouldn't you know,
The first time in my life

Anybody ever called me irv
Instead of irving,

It'd be a lousy cop.

Ah.

Abernathy's lawyer called me
From queensborough headquarters.

I told him abernathy
Was being held in brooklyn,

So he's on a merry chase.

- confession?
- mm-hmm.

You know,
You look like hell?

He--he told me to go
To the devil I look like.

Now, does his lawyer
Sound competent?

At this hour?
Must be some mouse.

Will he listen to you,
Do you think?

I think so,
After he gets some sleep.

And he's no mouse, frank.
In fact, I envy him his rage,

And wonder sometime,
Whatever happened to ours?

Well, it's a good thing
We lost some of that rage,

Or we wouldn't be able
To hold our jobs.

About which,
You have a date with shane

At the d.A.'s office tomorrow.

We have, and we drew
Cecelia quinones.

So, if my client agrees
To testify

About dunvalo's bookmaking,

And attempt to extort money
From my client,

As well as dunvalo's
Alleged attempt

To do injury to abernathy,

Your office will bring
No charges against my client.

Unless he reneges his promise
To quit medicine.

Do we have a deal?

Yes.

You're destroying my life.

You did it all
On your own.

And let's hope there are not
Too many others

Like you out there,
Doctor.

Hey, kojak.

Good try, baby.

What's with you people?

With me is I prosecute
People like you

To the fullest extent
Of the law.

And you saw this morning
You're not getting off

On any legal
Technicalities.

Lady,

Kojak,

I'm disappointed.

We're all pros,
Remember?

I'll beat some of those
Charges, go down on others.

So I do a couple of years.

My interests will be
Protected for me.

I won my credibility back
In kew gardens.

You know something,
Coochie-coo?

I don't like you too much.

Ah, the hell with you.

You know something?
He's right.

And what's the story
On abernathy?

The law is the law.

Which includes probation,
If he pleads guilty to a lesser.

I'll make an offer to his lawyer
This afternoon.

Irving,

Unsupervised probation
And a fine.

It's the best deal
I could get you.

And remember, I'm not just
Your lawyer, I'm your cousin.

Kojak said I'd lose
My bonding.

Well, of course.

No deal.

I want the preliminary hearing
As soon as possible too.

Now, will you please send kojak
In on your way out?

There you are.

It's called
An italian hero,

But with a face like yours,

We'll call it
A submarine sandwich.

It was crocker's idea.

Miss quinones, do the people
Have any more questions

Of this witness?

Well, I do, but I'll just ask
What's relevant.

Stop me, lieutenant,

If I hit something
You did do.

Read abernathy
His miranda rights?

No.

Obtain a warrant
For his arrest?

Didn't think so.

Search warrant?

Not that either.

So, lieutenant,
You violated miranda,

Illegal search and seizure,

Violated escobedo.

Oh, and duress.

People versus
Irving paul abernathy...

Dismissed.

Jury dismissed.
And thank you.

- are you kidding?
- what happened?

What's going on?
Kojak sabotaged his own case.

Theo, thank you.

I want you to know I don't like
Having hurt someone.

No one does.

But you'll get hurt
Because of me.

Ah.

Internal affairs
Will want to talk to you.

What are you going
To tell them?

I'm gonna tell them
To err is human, frank.

They never paid us
To be human.

How about
To forgive, divine?