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Oh! Sorry.

And let's hear it for our final
couple, ladies and gentlemen.

All right. Nicely done.

On this day, as we've
done for generations,

we dance to pay
tribute to The Muses.

To thank them for
their everlasting gift

of divine inspiration.

You know...

As magistrate of
Rumba, I'm often asked...

"Asterius, what's so great
about your little town?"

And I always say,
"We may not be Athens,

"but we are the dance
capital of Greece!"

And now, without further ado,

it's time to announce the winners
of this season's Panathenaia!

And the winners are...

Please God. Please.

Couple number two!

Yay! Couple number two!

Why don't you watch
where you're going?

- But, I didn't...
- She's all wet!

You think that you're going
to be a dancer someday, huh?

Why not? You need
a partner to dance.

Who would want to
dance with a loser?

What a freak!

Look! I think she's gonna cry!

Crybaby! Crybaby!
Crybaby! Crybaby! Crybaby!

Watch it, Althea. Oops.

Oh, I'm sorry. No,
no, no. It's my fault.

I take up way too
much space. Huh?

A joke. It was a joke.
Oh, yeah... Yeah.

Uh, anyway, thanks for
being so understanding.

Uh, can you tell me which
road leads to Croton?

That one. Great. Well, thanks.

That means, no
jumping, no leaping,

no lifting your
partner, off the ground.

Remember, children,

the Muses grant us inspiration.

But they can also take it away.

We are simple mortals,

and must not aspire
towards their exalted realm.

Break the rules

and you will be disqualified.

Any questions?

Then let's make this the
best Panathenaia ever!

Well, well, well.

Some people never learn.

You've got two left feet, ducky.

You don't have a chance.

What did I ever do to
you? Well, for starters,

you were born.

Stop wasting your time.

You need a partner to enter the contest.
- Yeah right.

You see? No one is crazy
enough to dance with you.

I'll be your partner.

This is the story
of a time long ago,

a time of myth and legend,

when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel

and they plagued
mankind with suffering.

Only one man dared
to challenge their power.

Hercules.

Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,

a strength surpassed only
by the power of his heart.

He journeyed the earth, battling the
minions of his wicked stepmother, Hera,

the all-powerful
queen of the gods.

But wherever there was evil,

wherever an
innocent would suffer,

there would be Hercules.

You?

Thought you might need a hand.

She's gonna need
a lot more than that.

You must be as
desperate as she is.

Who's holding up the line there?

They are, Uncle.

This line is for
contestants only.

We are contestants.

Right?

And who are you?

I'm Hercules.

Well, why didn't you say so?

As magistrate of our fair town,

I humbly welcome you to Rumba.

Uncle?

I knew you had many
talents, Hercules.

I didn't realize dancing
was one of them.

Neither did I. Actually,
I've never done this before.

Well, I'm sure
you'll do just fine.

I look forward to
seeing some of your...

Moves.

Me, too. Now, if you'll excuse
us, we have to get back in line.

We have a contest to enter.

Uncle, do something!

Don't worry.

They don't stand a chance.

I can't thank you enough!

Well, don't thank
me yet, Althea.

But I have some moves of my own.

Some steps, I've
been working on.

Don't worry, we'll practice.

Boy, am I glad I
bumped into you!

That reminds me. You,
uh, you dropped this.

Thank you!

My mother gave this
to me before she died.

I never would have
forgiven myself if I'd lost it.

She said it would bring me luck.

Guess she was right.

Where are we going?

Well, you can't practice
on an empty stomach,

and anyway, you've
got to meet my father.

Boy, is he gonna be impressed

when I bring home
the son of Zeus.

Hercules, huh?

Thought you'd be wearing
a cape or something.

Daddy. I, uh...

I tried, but it just didn't fly.

What brings you
around these parts?

I was on my way to
meet a friend... And he...

Decided to stay a few days.

He hasn't got anywhere to sleep.

I was thinking...

Well, I was wondering,

maybe he could stay here?

You any good with your hands?

Some people think so.

Of course he is.

I'm building a cistern out back.

Got some logs need to be moved.

I'd be glad to help.

All right, then. You
can stay in the bam.

Yes!

Thank you.

It's lemonade.

I made it myself.

Sorry about my father.

He never really got
over Mother's death.

Why didn't you
tell him the truth?

If he knew we'd
entered the contest,

he probably wouldn't
let me leave the house.

He thinks dancing
is a waste of time.

I wouldn't want to go against your
father's wishes, and it wouldn't be right.

Hercules, please?

It's... Been a dream of mine,

ever since I was a little girl,

to dance at this contest.

Althea, it's just...

You saw the others,
how they treat me.

This is the only way I can show
them I'm as good as they are.

If I give up now, they'll
never let me live it down.

Please, Hercules! Please?

Please! All right,
all right, Althea...

You have to tell your father
that you entered the contest.

I will. Althea.

Before the contest.

Okay.

Okay, here's the deal.

I'll do my routine once so you can
see it, and then we'll do it step by step.

You stay here. I need some room.

All right.

Are you all right?

Shh, shh, shh, shh!

Wait till I'm finished.

What do you think?

I think we're going
to need some help.

Right.

Ah! Ah!

Ow! My eye!

I'll never dance again.

What's the matter, cupcake?

Oh, Uncle.

There, there.

What's troubling you, my dear?

I'm never going to win with
these stiffs you keep sending me!

Now, now, of course you'll win.

You've won three years running.

But you let Hercules
enter the contest.

Hercules has never
danced a day in his life.

But this is the dance
capital of Greece.

There's a dance
school on every corner.

Don't worry.

I've taken care of everything.

We're looking for
a dance teacher.

Do you have any
room in your classes?

Please, Miss, we're
looking for a dance teacher.

The contest is in five days.

We don't stand a chance.

A lot can happen in
five days. Trust me.

Things will work out.

Where's that music coming from?

Hercules?

Oh, hello. Welcome back.

Oh, you clever bird.

Like snakes to a
charm, my darlings.

And I am, oh, so charming.

Do I know you?

Well, where I come from,
across the seas of time.

I'm known as The
Mistress of Music,

The Queen of Crescendo.

But you can call me,

your new dance teacher.

You're a dance teacher?

The Widow Twanky extraordinaire.

Known in all the ports of the
China Sea as Mad Alice Cudlip,

inventress of the
Twanky Twiddle,

the most daring dance
move ever performed,

and quite illegal
in these parts.

But if you're very, very good,

I might teach it to you.

How did you know we
were looking for a teacher?

How does the porcu know to pine?

Why does a beaver give a damn?

What is the difference
between a duck?

Answer all these questions

and there's nothing left to do.

You seem a bit confused

A trifle unbelieving

The truth be told,
I may seem old

But looks can be deceiving

Don't be afraid to take a chance

That's my philosophy

Just stick with me
and you will see

I'll teach you how to dance

You'll reign supreme
The dancing queen

And you'll look cool
You dancing fool

Honey, if you try

I know you'll reach the sky

Just learn to spread
your wings And fly

Oh!

And so you see
Just stick with me

You two can be so fancy free

Darlings if you try

I know you'll reach the sky

Just learn to spread
your wings And fly

Wow.

So, what do you say?

Sure.

Oh, good!

In order to dance,

one must be able to move freely.

Now then, lesson
number one, rhythm.

Althea, what do we
know about rhythm?

Beats me. Precisely!

You clever little girl.

Rhythm is all about beats.

Good guess.

There!

Do you feel the beat?

Uh, yeah.

Yes, I know.

You see all life,
moves to the rhythm

of our most glorious instrument,

the human heart.

Rhythm is everywhere.

All you have to do, is listen.

I can't hear anything.

Look.

A man sawing wood.

Yes, you see.

And over there,

that man banging
away on his anvil.

Mmm. You see?

Hmm. Ha.

You see, rhythm is life,

And the rhythm of
life, is a heartbeat.

Pick your beat up.

Don't be shy.

That's it.

Come on. That's it!

Come on!

This is stupid.

Good night, sweetheart.
Good night, Daddy.

Uh, good night, sir.

He misses Mother so much.

I wish I could see
him smile again.

Just once.

How long has it been?

She died when I was four.

I never really got a
chance to know her.

He says I'm as
pretty as she was.

Do you think I'm pretty?

Well, yes I...

I think you're very pretty. I...

I'll get that.

The Magistrate would
like a word with you.

Hmm.

Don't worry.

I'll be back soon.

Hercules,

thank you for coming
on such short notice.

I must admit, you caught
us a little bit off guard.

You're the first
celebrity we've had here,

and we've done nothing
to honor your gracious visit.

I appreciate the thought,
but I'd rather you didn't.

And modest, too.

You really are a hero.

Which is why I
would like to invite you

to be our first celebrity judge

at the Panathenaia.

Of course, you'd have to
withdraw as a contestant.

Well, thanks for the invitation,

but I've already agreed
to be Althea's partner.

Ah, yes that girl.

Between us adults, I'm a little
concerned about her well-being.

Really?

She's been through so much.

The death of her mother,

never really fitting in
with the other children.

I'm afraid if you enter
the contest and lose,

she'll be crushed.

We have no intention of losing.

I think you may be
overestimating your chances.

If you really thought that,

we wouldn't be having
this conversation.

I'm glad you're here,
Hercules, to comfort and protect

that poor girl.

But I do worry about what might
happen to her after you've gone.

Believe me, if anything
happens to Althea,

I'll be coming back.

Have a good night.

Althea...

What are you still doing up?

You changed your
mind, didn't you?

Not a chance.

We're in this together.
Nothing is going to change that.

I don't know what
I'd do without you.

You're the best thing
that's ever happened to me.

I love you, Hercules.

This isn't right.

I'm sorry.

Who am I kidding?

Stupid. Stupid!

Um...

I know this isn't what
you want to hear,

but what you're
feeling it's not love.

I know what it means to
love someone, Hercules.

I'm not a little girl anymore.

No. No, you're not.

You're a, uh, beautiful
young woman.

When the contest is over,

you won't forget
about me, will you?

Now, how could I
possibly ever forget you?

You'll always be my
first dance partner.

You're awfully
quiet this morning.

I feel like such a fool.
I'm so embarrassed.

Oh, don't be.

You said what was on your
mind, and that took courage.

What are we going to do?

Hercules!

Come on.

Hold on tight. Don't look down.

Huh?

I've got you. Come on.

Ready for your next lesson?

What do you mean?

Balance.

I feel like a hamster.

They tried to kill us!

Althea.

Look at me.

Come on, look at me.

I can't do this. It's
not worth dying for.

But it is worth fighting for.

I will not let anything
happen to you.

Besides,

you were great.

Late. Late, late,
late, late, late.

Sorry we're late, but we had to
do a little practicing of our own.

Oh, practicing. Is that
what you call it these days?

Mucking about.

Discovering appendages
you never knew you had.

Oh, you are a
nasty, nasty little boy.

Put your hand out now!

Pardon me?

Don't you "pardon me" me, you!

I shall give you "pardon me!"

I shall "pardon me" you
into the middle of next week.

Now hold that hand out.
Right now, young man,

or there shall be
no lesson today!

Oh!

That's quite a
strong hand, really.

A shapely forearm.

Look at the size
of those biceps.

Oh, it's huge!

Hold me?

Uh, shouldn't we be
getting on with the lesson?

Oh yes. Right. Plenty
of time for that later.

Now, then, watch.

Now, it's your turn.

Oh! I can't do that.

What do you mean?
You haven't even tried.

Go on.

That's it. Yes.

Lift and breathe and stretch.

Oh.

Althea, you okay?

I told you I couldn't do it.

If you say that once more,

I shall wash your
mouth out with soap.

Do you understand?

Yes.

Good. Now...

Close your eyes

and feel the
rhythm of the steps.

That's it. Let it
flow through you.

Off you go.

I did it!

I did it! All right!

She did it!

I'm so happy!

Yeah, right.

You're dreaming.

What's your name? Travoltus.

He'll do. Have him
fitted for his costume.

Sir! Sir!

What's he still doing
here? What's the matter?

Uh, Hercules and
the girl managed to

avoid the accident this morning.

Oh, Uncle! You promised!

Now, now, you know I'm
a man who keeps his word.

It seems Hercules
has left us no choice.

Time for a more
hands on approach.

Oh, that's what you always say!

Now, I'll never win
the Panathenaia!

Stop whining, you
blubbering brat!

Your turn.

I don't twirl.

Of course you do, you silly boy.

You do it every day.

I don't think so.

Oh? Really?

There, you see? You do twirl.

You see, fighting, in its
very essence, is like a dance.

And you, my hunky Herc.

Are a natural.

Thanks. I think.

Now, tell me.

Have you ever
fought with a partner?

Yes. Mmm.

And what, per
chance, is his name?

Iolaus. Iolaus!

Well, Hercules, I know
this will be difficult,

but I want you to imagine
for a moment that I am Iolaus.

Now I know it's a
stretch of the imagination,

but I would
appreciate the effort.

Now then.

Oh, no!

We're surrounded!

Completely defenseless!

What are we going to do?

Ha!

That was great!
Yeah, you're not bad.

You're not bad yourself.

But now, you two must
learn to do that together.

Hercules, Althea.

Do you promise
to trust each other,

to catch each
other when you fall,

and to move together as
long as you both shall dance?

We do.

Then, darlings,
it's time to learn

the Twanky Twiddle.

This being the most dangerous
part because to any action

there is an equal
and opposite reaction.

And one and two and one and two

and one and together!

Righto, my darlings,
this is the one.

I know it. I can
feel it. Off you go!

Oh, it's just too hard!

You can do this,
Althea. I know you can.

The contest is tonight.

I don't think I've got it in me.

That's exactly what
your mother said

all those years ago.

You knew my mother?

Oh, yes. She was
a pupil of mine.

And the most incredible
dancer this town has ever seen.

My mother was a dancer?

I've never seen anybody
with such a passion,

such a fire inside.

I never thought I'd see anyone
else sparkle like that again.

Until I saw you.

Why did my father never tell me?

Althea! Wait!

Why didn't you tell me?

Tell you what?

That my mother was a dancer!

Who told you that?

The widow Twanky.

You've been dancing
behind my back!

Stop treating me like a child.

And start telling
me the truth, please!

She did love to dance.

Winning the Panathenaia
meant everything to her.

And we would have, too... - We?

You were her partner?

It was the happiest
time of my life.

But she refused
to follow the rules,

so the magistrate
disqualified us.

We were banned from
the contest forever.

The truth is,

your mother died
of a broken heart.

That's why I forbid
you to enter the contest.

You can't stop me.

Elis... How dare you!

I know you want what's
best for your daughter,

but this is her dream.

I am trying to protect her!

If you really want
to protect her,

then encourage her. Support her.

If you don't let her dance,

you will break her heart.

Twanky!

Now, what is it they say
again to wish someone luck?

Oh, yes.

Break a leg.

Break a leg. Get it?

Hey! Hercules!

Let me guess.

You're, uh, looking
for a dance partner.

Sorry, but you're not my type.

Oh, Hercules! I'm
so glad to see you!

You all right? No, I'm not!

How they manhandled
me! And it's been so long!

Yeah, well... We should
get to the competition. Wait!

You're not going to the
Panathenaia dressed like that?

It's all I ever wear. I know,
and I'm sick of it. Come on.

Well, let's get
straight to it, shall we?

From the Dionysian
Institute of Dance-ology,

couple number one!

You'd better not screw this up.

Althea!

I'm sorry I didn't
tell you the truth.

I was afraid.

You're so like your mother,

but Hercules was right.

You need to follow your
dream, wherever it takes you.

That's what she would have
wanted you to do. Oh, Daddy.

Now, go get ready.

Finish what she started.

Weren't they wonderful!

Let's give them another
round of applause!

And since there are
no more contestants,

the judges will
now select a winner.

You're too late, Hercules.
The contest is over!

Oh. Mmm.

Get them off that
dance floor now!

Come on!

Oh, Uncle... Do something!

Stop this outrage!

You have insulted the
Muses by breaking the rules.

And now they'll turn
their backs on us.

Wrong.

Do you understand?

Yes.

Good.

Stop it!

The Muses inspire us to find
what's already in our hearts,

but your Magistrate
wants you to forget that.

Well, there is nothing wrong
with reaching for the sky.

Don't let his rules
keep you from trying.

Thank you. Thank you.

Well, you heard him!
What are you waiting for?

Let's dance!

Come on, big boy.

I am your Magistrate!
Stop this at once!

Do you hear me? Stop this.

Stop it! Stop this at once!

Oh, shut up!

Hey! Hey!

I don't know how
to thank you enough.

Oh, you don't have
to. We did it together.

Well, how about the last dance?

You know, I'd love to, but I think
I'm going to have to get in line.

Go on.

Thank you.

Oh, and where do
you think you're going?

Uh, actually I'm going
to see my friend Iolaus.

Oh, no, no, no,
no, no... But he's...